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[Funky music]
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♪ ♪
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All right, Keenan, here you
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go.
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All right.
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Just what I need to bulk up.
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I did 30 push-ups this morning.
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I did 30 push-ups this morning.
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30?
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Got to feed the machine.
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Know what I mean?
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If your body is a machine,
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then it is past its warranty.
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Then it is past its warranty.
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Hey, play nice, kaci.
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It's too early for all that
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sniping.
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Here's your lunch.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Dad, are you serious?
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What do I look like,
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a linebacker?
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Hey, I had some free time on
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Hey, I had some free time on
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my hands so I made you something
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special.
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In there, you have baked
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chicken, scalloped potatoes,
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roasted asparagus, and chocolate
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cake.
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Really?
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I'm selling this.
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Hey, babe.
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Hey, babe.
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Oh, you're gonna do a little
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yoga this morning, huh?
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Yeah, I got a light schedule
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this week.
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Thought I'd get a little
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thought I'd get a little
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exercise in.
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I could get some exercise if
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I had a cat to walk.
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Oh, well, honey, cats don't
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Oh, well, honey, cats don't
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need to be walked.
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I'd know that if mom would
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let me get one.
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Yeah, well, Alexis said that
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Yeah, well, Alexis said that
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she's ready for a kitten, and I
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explained to her that you and I
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don't think she's quite ready
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for a pet.
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For a pet.
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I promise to take care of it.
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Yeah, that's the same thing
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your brother and sister said
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when they were your age.
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Mm, I still feel bad for what
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Mm, I still feel bad for what
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happened to Ali-fishes.
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Yeah, who knew you weren't
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supposed to feed a goldfish
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19 times a day?
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Uh, I think the bigger issue
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Uh, I think the bigger issue
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was that you fed him bacon bits.
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Who doesn't like bacon?
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Apparently, fish.
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Apparently, fish.
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[Laughs]
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Yeah, good point.
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Oh, well, we'll see you guys
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later.
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Have a good day, you guys.
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Have a good day, you guys.
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Bye.
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[Chuckles]
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What does the fish have to do
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with my kitten?
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Kittens really do like bacon.
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Kittens really do like bacon.
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Well, that may be true, but
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you're still not getting one.
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[Groans]
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Hey, hey.
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If it makes you feel any better,
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if it makes you feel any better,
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in this sack right here, I have
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a peanut butter and jelly
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sandwich cut into the shape
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sandwich cut into the shape
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of a unicorn.
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Oh, boy.
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It's got a horn and everything.
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You're the best.
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You're the best.
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Give me one right here.
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Thank you.
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Love you guys.
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Hey, love you back.
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Hey, love you back.
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Gosh, it's so easy to please
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at that age.
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Must be nice.
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Must be nice.
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Well, you know the toilet
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paper in our bathroom was down
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to, like, four squares
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so I replaced it.
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[Gasps]
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[Gasps]
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Oh, my god!
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Oh, my god, Alex.
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You're the best.
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I love you.
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I love you.
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[Chuckles]
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Oh, god.
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I got to go catch her.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Alexis, sweetie, wait for me.
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[Funky music]
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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And Reed attempts a 13-foot
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And Reed attempts a 13-foot
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putt to make birdie.
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Ah, yes!
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And Reed wins the masters!
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Ah!
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[Laughs]
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[Laughs]
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Hey.
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Wow.
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You won, huh?
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Yes.
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Whoo.
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Whoo.
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You're having a lot of fun
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with all this free time since
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Alexis is at school, huh?
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Indeed, I am.
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Indeed.
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[Chuckles]
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[Chuckles]
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Oh, my goodness.
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Oh, man.
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I forgot about this fundraising
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committee meeting
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committee meeting
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for St. augustines.
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Oh, you mean for the gym?
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Yeah.
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Wait, that's today?
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Yeah.
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Looks like I'm gonna have to cut
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my golf short.
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Oh, no, no.
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No, no, no, babe.
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I'll do it.
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I mean, come on.
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I told you I have such a light
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schedule.
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Schedule.
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I'll take your place.
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Uh, no, no, baby.
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You don't have to do that.
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I want to.
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Come on.
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You always get to do all the fun
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you always get to do all the fun
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school stuff.
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You had a ball planning the last
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fundraiser.
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Yeah, but I promised I'd make
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dessert.
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You don't have time anyway.
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You don't have time anyway.
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I'll just pick something up.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Hey, thank you, babe.
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Hey, thank you, babe.
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All right.
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Well, I am off to become the
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next Tiger Woods.
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Oh, yeah, you better not be.
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Oh, yeah, you better not be.
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You got a point.
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[Laughs]
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[Laughs]
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[Doorbell ringing]
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Hi.
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I'm here for the meeting.
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You must be Alex Reed's wife.
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He said you'd be joining us.
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He said you'd be joining us.
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Please, come in.
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Oh, thank you.
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Gosh, you look so pretty.
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Everyone, this is Alex Reed's
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Everyone, this is Alex Reed's
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wife.
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Carla.
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Hi, I'm Carla.
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Hi.
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[Chuckles]
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Oh, and just so you know, i'm
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oh, and just so you know, i'm
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gonna put the fun in fundraiser.
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What?
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[Laughs]
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Oh, god.
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I almost forgot.
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I brought you rice crispy
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I brought you rice crispy
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treats, because I love them so
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much, and I swear to god,
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I could eat a million of them.
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Oh.
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Store bought.
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I can give them to my maid.
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I can give them to my maid.
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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Alex didn't make his
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turnovers?
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Oh.
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We were all looking forward
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to them.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no.
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Gosh, he didn't have time.
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So, um, yeah, he went--he went
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golfing with some buddies, so.
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Golfing with some buddies, so.
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All: Aw.
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Oh.
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We're surprised to see you.
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You're usually working.
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Oh, well, I was available,
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and I just thought, "hey, you
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and I just thought, "hey, you
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know, I want to pitch in."
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So you know what it's like just
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juggling a schedule with work.
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Juggling a schedule with work.
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It's crazy.
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Uh, most of us are
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stay-at-home moms.
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We find it more rewarding.
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Oh, god, absolutely.
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Oh, god, absolutely.
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Are you kidding?
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It's the toughest job
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you'll ever love.
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I mean, you're growing a person.
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Like, whoa.
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Like, whoa.
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What are you talking about?
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It's a child, not a carrot.
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Well, no, I know.
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I was just trying to say that
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it's--
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it's--
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Of course.
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Oh.
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Hi, I'm Joyce Spencer.
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Hi.
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I'm Jordan's mom.
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Oh, my goodness.
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How are you?
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We just adore your husband.
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Aw.
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He has the cutest stories.
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Ooh, like that time that Alexis
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said she wanted to be a puppy
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when she grows up.
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He couldn't get her to stop
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lapping her juice up out the
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bowl.
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[Laughing]
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[Laughing]
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You didn't know that?
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Oh, well, not that one.
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I mean, there's just--there's so
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many stories, so.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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I know how working moms
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can miss out on a lot: Sleep,
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can miss out on a lot: Sleep,
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quality time with the kids,
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hair appointments.
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Now, if we could all take
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a seat, we can get started.
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A seat, we can get started.
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I'll just--oops.
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Gosh, sorry.
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I'll just squeeze in here.
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You just all look so pretty.
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You just all look so pretty.
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Yes.
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[Clears throat]
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For this year's fundraiser,
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I propose an old-fashioned
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I propose an old-fashioned
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country fair.
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All in favor?
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Yay me.
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Yay me.
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I was thinking we should do
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something very traditional,
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with hayrides, country music,
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and down-home cooking.
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And down-home cooking.
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Any objections?
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No, but I have a suggestion.
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Oh, great.
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Um, please, go ahead.
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Um, please, go ahead.
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Should--should I stand up?
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Okay.
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[Chuckles]
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Okay, um, when I was a kid,
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I used to go to my grandfather's
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I used to go to my grandfather's
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farm, and we would chase
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chickens.
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So I was--i was just thinking
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that maybe we could build a pen
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and sell tickets to see who
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and sell tickets to see who
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could catch the chickens
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the fastest.
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And then we could give out
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prizes.
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I think the kids would love it.
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It's so much fun.
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As a member of p.E.T.A.,
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As a member of p.E.T.A.,
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that sounds a lot like animal
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cruelty.
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Okay, I'll just--I'll sit
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Okay, I'll just--I'll sit
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down.
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Now, moving on to
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group leader assignments.
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Oh, Joyce, how about...
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Wait, hold on.
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Wait, hold on.
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Daddy, before you go, um, when
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are you gonna come to New York
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to see us?
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Okay, cool.
363
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Yeah, I love you too.
364
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Yeah, I love you too.
365
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Bye.
366
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Bye.
367
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Bye, dad.
368
00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:04,553
Bye.
369
00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:05,422
What did pops say?
370
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He said he's not sure when
371
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He said he's not sure when
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he's coming, but he said it
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would be soon.
374
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Look what I've got.
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[Screams]
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[Screams]
377
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It's just a gerbil.
378
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I know.
379
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[Chuckles]
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You better not tell anybody
381
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you better not tell anybody
382
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you heard me scream like that.
383
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[Chuckles]
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Too late.
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Dude, Twitter is awesome.
386
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Wait, where did you get that?
387
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Wait, where did you get that?
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It was show-and-tell in class
389
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today, and I traded my lunch
390
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for it.
391
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Well, didn't mom say you
392
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Well, didn't mom say you
393
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couldn't have a pet?
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She said, "no kittens."
395
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This is not a kitten.
396
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This is not a kitten.
397
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Kaci, Keenan, Alexis.
398
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Please don't tell on me.
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Hide it.
400
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Hide it.
401
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I need you guys...
402
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I need you guys...
403
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Uh, you all up to something?
404
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[Scoffs]
405
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[Scoffs]
406
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Dad, really?
407
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I'm just saying.
408
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You all have that look.
409
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These are just looks of
410
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These are just looks of
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hunger.
412
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Is dinner ready yet?
413
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Uh, yes, it is.
414
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Why don't you all get washed up?
415
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Why don't you all get washed up?
416
00:08:01,272 --> 00:08:03,652
Okay, yes, sir.
417
00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:04,033
Hey, mom.
418
00:08:04,108 --> 00:08:05,068
Hi, mom.
419
00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:05,651
Hey, mom.
420
00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:05,995
Hey, well, look who's just in
421
00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:06,940
Hey, well, look who's just in
422
00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:08,148
time for dinner.
423
00:08:08,237 --> 00:08:10,237
How was the fundraising meeting?
424
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It was terrible, Alex.
425
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It was terrible, Alex.
426
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I just felt so out of place.
427
00:08:13,534 --> 00:08:16,204
And I don't think Kim likes me.
428
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Ah, well, you know, she can
429
00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:17,998
be a little controlling, but i'm
430
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be a little controlling, but i'm
431
00:08:19,498 --> 00:08:20,748
sure she'll warm up to you.
432
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Hey, what was your assignment?
433
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Hey, what was your assignment?
434
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She put me in charge of hay.
435
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I mean, other people got p.R.,
436
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entertainment, vendor booths.
437
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Entertainment, vendor booths.
438
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I got hay.
439
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Hay, Alex.
440
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Hey, everybody has to start
441
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Hey, everybody has to start
442
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somewhere.
443
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Remember, when I started,
444
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I had cleanup.
445
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I just felt like they were
446
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judging me.
447
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Oh...
448
00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:42,520
Oh...
449
00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:45,725
Anyway, I am hosting the next
450
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meeting here.
451
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And I'll show her that she's not
452
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and I'll show her that she's not
453
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the only one that's good at that
454
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fundraising stuff.
455
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That's right.
456
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You go for it.
457
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Thank you.
458
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Now wash up.
459
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Dinner's ready.
460
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Okay.
461
00:09:00,748 --> 00:09:03,458
Did I come through, or what?
462
00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,093
Cool.
463
00:09:05,169 --> 00:09:05,709
Where did you get the cage?
464
00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:05,995
From my friend.
465
00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,300
From my friend.
466
00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:07,920
He used to have a pet mouse.
467
00:09:08,005 --> 00:09:09,545
What happened to it?
468
00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:10,512
He got a pet snake.
469
00:09:10,591 --> 00:09:12,001
Ooh.
470
00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,300
Ooh.
471
00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:13,796
I'm impressed.
472
00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:15,886
I mean, I didn't think you liked
473
00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:16,602
squeaky.
474
00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:18,001
I don't like him, with his
475
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I don't like him, with his
476
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soft fur and little whiskers.
477
00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:22,896
Can't wait to show him his new
478
00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:23,999
house.
479
00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,690
House.
480
00:09:25,773 --> 00:09:27,983
He's not in here.
481
00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:28,477
You lost him.
482
00:09:28,567 --> 00:09:29,997
What?
483
00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,660
What?
484
00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:32,948
Squeaky.
485
00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:35,030
Squeaky.
486
00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:35,526
Squeaky.
487
00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:35,996
And I got us a discount on
488
00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,740
And I got us a discount on
489
00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:39,038
the hay.
490
00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,410
And I'm talking alfalfa, okay.
491
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Not the cheap stuff.
492
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,620
Not the cheap stuff.
493
00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:46,588
Plus, I got us free delivery.
494
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Well done, Carla.
495
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Well done, Carla.
496
00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:49,006
And good job on these
497
00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:50,258
appetizers.
498
00:09:50,339 --> 00:09:51,129
Thank you.
499
00:09:51,215 --> 00:09:51,715
I just--i ordered from
500
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delmonico's.
501
00:09:53,384 --> 00:09:54,004
God, we love that place.
502
00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:54,760
God, we love that place.
503
00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:55,804
Their food is a bit rich for
504
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my taste.
505
00:09:56,804 --> 00:09:58,184
But I guess it's the best you
506
00:09:58,264 --> 00:09:59,434
could do since you don't have
507
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time to cook for your family.
508
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:00,890
Time to cook for your family.
509
00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:02,845
Wow.
510
00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:04,645
Are you uncomfortable with me
511
00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:05,939
being a working mother?
512
00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:06,652
No.
513
00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:08,651
It doesn't bother me at all.
514
00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:11,363
I just feel sorry for you.
515
00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:12,004
You don't have time to cook or
516
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,240
you don't have time to cook or
517
00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:14,531
help your children with their
518
00:10:14,613 --> 00:10:16,533
homework or even clean.
519
00:10:16,615 --> 00:10:17,995
We keep a very clean house.
520
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,700
We keep a very clean house.
521
00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,285
Rat!
522
00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:23,460
[Screaming]
523
00:10:28,377 --> 00:10:28,997
Why would you bring a gerbil
524
00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:29,586
into this house without
525
00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:30,000
permission?
526
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,170
Permission?
527
00:10:32,256 --> 00:10:33,256
You said I couldn't have
528
00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:34,011
a kitten.
529
00:10:34,091 --> 00:10:35,471
Alexis, you know what I
530
00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:36,001
meant.
531
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:36,760
Meant.
532
00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:37,974
I got squeaky from a friend
533
00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:38,684
at school.
534
00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:40,263
Kaci and Keenan were going to
535
00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:40,888
help me take care of him.
536
00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:42,003
Really?
537
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:42,560
Really?
538
00:10:42,641 --> 00:10:43,681
Why are you throwing us under
539
00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:44,688
the bus?
540
00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:45,769
Mom, I never said that.
541
00:10:45,853 --> 00:10:48,003
But you knew it was here and
542
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:48,020
But you knew it was here and
543
00:10:48,105 --> 00:10:49,105
you didn't say anything.
544
00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:51,150
Well, it's not that we
545
00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:53,033
weren't going to tell you.
546
00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:54,000
We just didn't.
547
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:54,570
We just didn't.
548
00:10:54,653 --> 00:10:56,573
And that is better how?
549
00:10:56,655 --> 00:10:58,565
Why do your mind tricks
550
00:10:58,657 --> 00:10:59,657
always work on us
551
00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:00,002
and not on you?
552
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,660
And not on you?
553
00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:02,664
I know he's around here
554
00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:04,155
somewhere.
555
00:11:04,246 --> 00:11:05,996
[Sighs]
556
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:06,670
[Sighs]
557
00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:08,789
Squeaky.
558
00:11:08,876 --> 00:11:11,336
Hey, uh, if you guys are
559
00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:12,000
trying to catch Alexis, she's
560
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,340
trying to catch Alexis, she's
561
00:11:13,422 --> 00:11:13,922
right here.
562
00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:14,716
Mm.
563
00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:15,669
Why don't you tell your dad what
564
00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:17,298
you did?
565
00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:17,995
Uh-oh.
566
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,470
Uh-oh.
567
00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:22,262
First of all, I love you,
568
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:23,268
daddy.
569
00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:23,999
Uh-oh, this must really be
570
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:24,640
Uh-oh, this must really be
571
00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:25,475
bad.
572
00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:26,439
Mm.
573
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:27,099
I brought a gerbil into the
574
00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:28,596
house without telling you
575
00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:29,607
or mom.
576
00:11:29,688 --> 00:11:29,998
Oh, baby, why would you do
577
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,270
Oh, baby, why would you do
578
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:31,937
that?
579
00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:33,574
Because if I asked for one,
580
00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:34,111
you would have said no.
581
00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:36,003
Mm.
582
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:36,110
Mm.
583
00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:37,565
Okay, guys, here's what's gonna
584
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:38,155
happen.
585
00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,819
You've got two hours to find
586
00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:40,867
that little rodent.
587
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:41,740
And if you don't, I will,
588
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:41,996
all right?
589
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,330
All right?
590
00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:45,121
And squeaky is not gonna like
591
00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:45,754
that.
592
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,290
Mom, please don't hurt him.
593
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:48,003
Wait, you like gerbils?
594
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,500
Wait, you like gerbils?
595
00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:50,503
I thought you were afraid of
596
00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:52,294
little animals.
597
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:52,878
He kind of grew on me.
598
00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:54,002
Really, he grew on you?
599
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,340
Really, he grew on you?
600
00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:55,973
Well, you guys need to grow
601
00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:58,798
some...some detective brains
602
00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,004
and find him.
603
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,430
And find him.
604
00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:03,513
Detective brains?
605
00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:05,677
It's the best I could do!
606
00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:11,396
They find it yet?
607
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:12,000
Not yet.
608
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,230
Not yet.
609
00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:12,904
But they have narrowed it down
610
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:16,442
to someplace upstairs.
611
00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:17,487
You're not gonna really do
612
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,000
anything to squeaky, are you?
613
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,780
Anything to squeaky, are you?
614
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:19,033
No.
615
00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:20,573
But I don't want to put on my
616
00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:22,116
shoes and he's in there or get
617
00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:23,869
in bed and, ugh, he crawls on
618
00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:24,001
me.
619
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,450
Me.
620
00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:26,246
Ooh, I don't want to think
621
00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:26,828
about that.
622
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:28,042
Let's change the subject.
623
00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:29,462
How was golf?
624
00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:30,000
Yeah, it was fine.
625
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,500
Yeah, it was fine.
626
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:32,334
You know, I think I'm getting
627
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:33,378
burned out on it.
628
00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:35,211
I need to find something else to
629
00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:35,996
do with my time.
630
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:36,130
Do with my time.
631
00:12:36,213 --> 00:12:38,223
Yeah.
632
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:39,339
You bake those?
633
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,995
Yes, I did.
634
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,260
Yes, I did.
635
00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:43,845
All the moms have to make
636
00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:46,099
something for the fair.
637
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,562
And I'm gonna show them that i'm
638
00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:48,001
a good homemaker too.
639
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:48,770
A good homemaker too.
640
00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:50,141
Mm.
641
00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:51,227
So you're still feeling like
642
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:52,192
they don't respect you 'cause
643
00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:52,981
you work, huh?
644
00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:53,773
Oh, babe, we are way past
645
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:53,996
feelings, okay.
646
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,230
Feelings, okay.
647
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,356
She just came right out and said
648
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:57,232
she doesn't think I'm a good
649
00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:57,818
mother.
650
00:12:57,902 --> 00:12:59,242
She said what?
651
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,000
Get out of here.
652
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,280
Get out of here.
653
00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:01,532
You're an amazing mother.
654
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,204
Yeah, well.
655
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:06,002
I can't help but think that--
656
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:06,330
I can't help but think that--
657
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:06,990
that she's right.
658
00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:07,827
I mean, maybe just a little bit.
659
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:08,912
Carla, don't start with that.
660
00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:10,246
No, but really, Alex.
661
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,001
I mean, I didn't even get to
662
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:12,370
I mean, I didn't even get to
663
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,458
pick Alexis up from her first
664
00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:14,672
day of school.
665
00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:15,922
And you're the one that does the
666
00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:17,213
homework with the kids.
667
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:17,996
And I didn't even know about
668
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,670
and I didn't even know about
669
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,757
Alexis wanting to be a puppy
670
00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:22,802
and licking juice out of the
671
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:23,995
bowl.
672
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:24,300
Bowl.
673
00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:25,136
I mean, for goodness sakes,
674
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,261
I would have let her do that.
675
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:27,677
I think that's so cute.
676
00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:28,715
I mean, why didn't you tell me
677
00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:29,557
that?
678
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:30,002
You should have told me that.
679
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,230
You should have told me that.
680
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:32,480
I forgot.
681
00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:34,101
Well, I would have known if I
682
00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:34,768
hadn't been at work.
683
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:35,995
I was working so I missed it.
684
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,360
I was working so I missed it.
685
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,650
Carla, look, you have tea
686
00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:40,364
parties with Alexis.
687
00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:41,744
You play video games
688
00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:42,000
with the kids.
689
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:42,610
With the kids.
690
00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:43,446
Babe, that is not parenting.
691
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:44,031
No, no, no, no.
692
00:13:44,114 --> 00:13:45,244
Don't trivialize what you do as
693
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:45,824
a parent.
694
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:46,948
Those are important things.
695
00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:48,004
Plus, you are always there to
696
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:48,830
plus, you are always there to
697
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,331
help them with their problems.
698
00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:51,752
And this is why you're working.
699
00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:52,830
You have an incredible
700
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:53,995
relationship with our kids.
701
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,500
Relationship with our kids.
702
00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:57,916
You know what?
703
00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:58,753
What?
704
00:13:58,837 --> 00:13:59,997
You inspire me every day to
705
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,510
You inspire me every day to
706
00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:02,930
be a better father.
707
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:04,508
Really?
708
00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:05,843
Yes, really.
709
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:05,998
You know, when we met up again
710
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,350
you know, when we met up again
711
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:09,970
and I first saw you with Keenan
712
00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:11,997
and kaci, I knew right then and
713
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:12,100
and kaci, I knew right then and
714
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:13,104
there that there was no other
715
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:14,135
woman that I would want to have
716
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:16,308
children with.
717
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:18,000
Thank you.
718
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,030
Thank you.
719
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:20,989
That's very sweet.
720
00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:21,898
No, I'm not trying to be
721
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:22,146
sweet.
722
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:23,996
I'm just calling it as I see it.
723
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:24,610
I'm just calling it as I see it.
724
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:25,527
Okay.
725
00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:27,374
Look, remember, we agreed
726
00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:29,119
seven years ago when you were
727
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:29,911
pregnant with Alexis that since
728
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:30,004
my career was more flexible,
729
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,870
my career was more flexible,
730
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:34,504
I would stay home--why?
731
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,002
Because we didn't want strangers
732
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:36,040
because we didn't want strangers
733
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:36,785
raising our kids.
734
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:37,875
I know, I know.
735
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:42,000
I know.
736
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:42,210
I know.
737
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:42,918
You're right.
738
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:45,927
You're right. You're right.
739
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:46,840
It doesn't matter what anybody
740
00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:47,997
thinks.
741
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:48,430
Thinks.
742
00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:49,012
Mm-mm.
743
00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:51,016
'Cause we're happy.
744
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:51,388
Exactly.
745
00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:51,893
Just like we are.
746
00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:53,524
Exactly.
747
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:54,001
Thank you.
748
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,140
Thank you.
749
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:55,346
You don't have anything to
750
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:56,556
prove to those women.
751
00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:58,015
Thank you.
752
00:14:58,105 --> 00:14:58,805
So, class, I want you to
753
00:14:58,897 --> 00:14:59,997
review my analysis of faulkner's
754
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,570
review my analysis of faulkner's
755
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,280
view of southern culture, and,
756
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,740
please, don't forget to have
757
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:05,530
your notes ready for the next
758
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:06,003
lecture.
759
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:06,280
Lecture.
760
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:08,453
Good afternoon.
761
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:11,999
[Phone ringing]
762
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,000
[Phone ringing]
763
00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:23,998
Hey, babe.
764
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,010
Hey, babe.
765
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,430
Yeah, I just finished my
766
00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:28,008
lecture.
767
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:29,473
No, no, I don't feel like going
768
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:30,003
golfing with the guys today.
769
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:30,930
Golfing with the guys today.
770
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,643
But, you know, I can think of
771
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,683
other ways to pass my afternoon
772
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:35,997
if you're interested.
773
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,350
If you're interested.
774
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:38,476
Oh, well, damn, take me off
775
00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:41,022
speaker phone.
776
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:41,996
How was I supposed to know?
777
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:42,860
How was I supposed to know?
778
00:15:42,941 --> 00:15:46,531
Right, okay.
779
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:47,202
Yeah, sure, I can pick her up.
780
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:47,909
No problem.
781
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:47,998
Um, but I'm still interested in
782
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,870
um, but I'm still interested in
783
00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:51,948
that afternoon delight if you
784
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,004
have time.
785
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:54,950
Have time.
786
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,037
Okay.
787
00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:57,871
I'll see you when you get home.
788
00:15:57,956 --> 00:15:59,956
Love you.
789
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,000
Hmm.
790
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:06,720
Hmm.
791
00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:11,097
Squeaky?
792
00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:11,998
Oh, brother, you have no idea
793
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,470
oh, brother, you have no idea
794
00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:15,305
how lucky you are I found you
795
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:17,481
first.
796
00:16:19,978 --> 00:16:22,058
[Doorbell ringing]
797
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,567
Hi.
798
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:27,152
Oh, hi.
799
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,316
How are you?
800
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:29,114
Would you like to come in?
801
00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:29,996
Uh, sure.
802
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,370
Uh, sure.
803
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:33,278
I, um, I was just dropping off
804
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:34,827
the cupcakes for the fair.
805
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:36,000
Oh, I see Alex wasn't
806
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,290
Oh, I see Alex wasn't
807
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,081
available to make them.
808
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:40,584
With that rat loose, I hope
809
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:41,536
these are actually chocolate
810
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:41,995
chips.
811
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,130
Chips.
812
00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:45,500
It wasn't a rat by the way.
813
00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:47,627
It was my daughter's gerbil,
814
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:47,995
squeaky.
815
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,630
Squeaky.
816
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:53,137
Still a rodent.
817
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,000
You know, Kim, I have been
818
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,930
You know, Kim, I have been
819
00:16:55,013 --> 00:16:57,983
trying to figure out why you've
820
00:16:58,058 --> 00:16:58,978
been so nasty to me since we
821
00:16:59,059 --> 00:16:59,979
met.
822
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:00,940
I don't know what you're
823
00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:02,399
talking about.
824
00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:04,059
Yeah, you do.
825
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,518
You know, in my field, we call
826
00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:05,997
people like you compensatory
827
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:06,150
people like you compensatory
828
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:08,033
narcissists.
829
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,780
You only feel better if you're
830
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,452
making someone else feel worse.
831
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:12,000
Oh, so you're gonna throw
832
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:12,820
Oh, so you're gonna throw
833
00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:14,866
some fancy professional words at
834
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:16,290
me because you have a couple
835
00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:17,998
degrees and a great career?
836
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,040
Degrees and a great career?
837
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:22,371
Oh, so that's what this is
838
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:23,998
about.
839
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:24,080
About.
840
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:25,958
You--you think I think i'm
841
00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:28,134
better than you because I work.
842
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:30,003
No, Kim, a lot of mothers work
843
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,260
no, Kim, a lot of mothers work
844
00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:32,381
because they have to,
845
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:33,088
not because they want to--
846
00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:34,887
like I had to when I was a
847
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,000
single mother with my twins.
848
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:36,760
Single mother with my twins.
849
00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:39,057
But you can't criticize us
850
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:41,141
because of the choices we made.
851
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:41,996
[Sighs]
852
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:42,480
[Sighs]
853
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:45,861
Are you finished?
854
00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:46,149
Sure.
855
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,021
Yes.
856
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:47,997
Enjoy the cupcakes.
857
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,190
Enjoy the cupcakes.
858
00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:05,464
Damn.
859
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:06,002
They're actually good.
860
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,880
They're actually good.
861
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:11,997
Your mother and I are very
862
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:12,970
Your mother and I are very
863
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:14,510
disappointed in you three.
864
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:15,803
You brought something into
865
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:17,596
this house without permission.
866
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:17,999
And the two of you knew about it
867
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:18,970
and the two of you knew about it
868
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:20,216
and didn't do anything.
869
00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:21,137
What do you think your
870
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,765
punishment should be?
871
00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:24,002
I think we need a stern
872
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:24,350
I think we need a stern
873
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:27,016
talking to so that we don't go
874
00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:29,725
down this road again.
875
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:29,997
One week without cell phones?
876
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,190
One week without cell phones?
877
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,567
Why are you helping them out?
878
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:35,995
I think I've suffered enough.
879
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,120
I think I've suffered enough.
880
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:38,659
Well, all three of you are
881
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:39,702
wrong.
882
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,075
Alexis, you will write a
883
00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:42,001
two-page essay on honesty and
884
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,080
two-page essay on honesty and
885
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:44,253
why you shouldn't sneak behind
886
00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:45,581
your parents' backs.
887
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:46,826
And the two of you, for
888
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:47,997
aiding and abetting, will have
889
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:48,420
aiding and abetting, will have
890
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:49,712
to take full responsibility for
891
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:50,625
squeaky.
892
00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:51,342
That means cleaning up after him
893
00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:53,591
and feeding him,
894
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:54,004
both of which will come out of
895
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,930
both of which will come out of
896
00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:56,128
your allowances.
897
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,218
Both: Okay.
898
00:18:58,303 --> 00:18:59,223
So get upstairs, get your
899
00:18:59,304 --> 00:18:59,474
money.
900
00:18:59,555 --> 00:18:59,995
We're going to the pet store to
901
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:00,930
we're going to the pet store to
902
00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:05,354
get some supplies now.
903
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:05,995
Thanks for letting us keep
904
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:06,650
Thanks for letting us keep
905
00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:07,228
him, dad.
906
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:08,902
You're welcome.
907
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:11,071
Pull up your pants.
908
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:15,067
Baby girl, you might want to get
909
00:19:15,153 --> 00:19:18,003
started on your assignment.
910
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:18,620
Started on your assignment.
911
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:20,159
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
912
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,242
Squeaky stays with me.
913
00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:29,999
I think that went pretty well.
914
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:30,500
I think that went pretty well.
915
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:31,166
We were tough but fair.
916
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,303
Yep.
917
00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:35,968
[Country and western music]
918
00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:36,759
♪ ♪
919
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:37,722
[Imitating southern accent]
920
00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:39,011
Come on, everybody.
921
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:40,224
We're gonna be late for the
922
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:42,004
country fair fundraiser.
923
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:42,350
Country fair fundraiser.
924
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:43,351
[Imitating cowboy accent]
925
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:46,232
Well, howdy, ma'am.
926
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,850
Howdy, partner.
927
00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:47,996
How you do?
928
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:48,940
How you do?
929
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:49,901
Okay, when we get home
930
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:50,480
tonight...
931
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:50,814
Mm-hmm.
932
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:51,268
Bee-ow, bee-ow.
933
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:53,856
You need to keep that hat on.
934
00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:54,002
It sound like my lucky night.
935
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:54,570
It sound like my lucky night.
936
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:56,491
[Laughs]
937
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:59,240
Come on, kids.
938
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:00,003
Aw, look at that.
939
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:00,370
Aw, look at that.
940
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:01,199
Uh, Keenan, where are your
941
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:02,163
boots, man?
942
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:04,202
Uh, don't need them.
943
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:05,996
I'm a cool cowboy.
944
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:06,290
I'm a cool cowboy.
945
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:08,421
I'm wearing a crown.
946
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:10,538
I'm a cowgirl Princess.
947
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:11,376
Very pretty.
948
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:12,000
Why does everybody seem to be
949
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:12,960
Why does everybody seem to be
950
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,085
missing the theme here?
951
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:14,461
[Laughs]
952
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:16,546
Kaci, hurry up.
953
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,002
Come on, we're gonna be late.
954
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:18,720
Come on, we're gonna be late.
955
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,183
I am only going to protest
956
00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:24,003
the unethical treatment of cows.
957
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,350
The unethical treatment of cows.
958
00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:31,517
I'm right here.
959
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:31,975
It's okay.
960
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:32,944
Take a step.
961
00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:33,523
Come on, everybody.
962
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:34,067
Take a--one more step.
963
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:34,939
Make a right.
964
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:35,995
Make a right.
965
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,150
Make a right.
966
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:41,750
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