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Oh, baked chicken and mixed
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veggies again?
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Why don't we hit that new
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why don't we hit that new
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Italian spot?
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Well, that's a great
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idea, Keenan.
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You're treating, right?
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Well, those veggies smell
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so fresh.
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Yeah, thought so.
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How was your day, honey?
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It was great.
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Alexis and I are studying
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Alexis and I are studying
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geography, and just so you know,
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your daughter knows all 50
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states.
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Wow.
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And all their capitals.
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Ooh.
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Oh, that's so awesome,
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Alexis.
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I used to wish that dad would
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homeschool me, but then I
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would've missed today's field
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trip.
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Trip.
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Figures you want to go to the
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science museum.
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You're such a nerd.
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Thank you for giving me all the
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cool genes.
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Cool genes.
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[Laughs]
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Okay, I hate to break it to you,
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but cool people don't really go
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around saying they're cool.
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Yeah, you don't hear me going
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Yeah, you don't hear me going
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around saying how cool I am.
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[Laughs]
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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If you're waiting to hear us
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say something, we're not.
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Say something, we're not.
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Do you guys like school?
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I don't like the homework,
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but school can be a lot of fun.
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I get to hang out with my
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peeps.
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Peeps.
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And you get to learn a lot
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too.
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And most of the field trips
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are fun.
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Daddy, I want peeps and field
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Daddy, I want peeps and field
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trips.
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Can I go to school?
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What are you talking about?
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We go on field trips all the
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time.
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Yeah, but no peeps.
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Well, Alexis, when you were
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three, I took you to preschool,
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and the first day of class, you
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and the first day of class, you
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told the teacher that the books
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weren't challenging enough.
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Do they have the same books?
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I'm sure they've got
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I'm sure they've got
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different books now.
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Then I want to try again.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Kaci, pass the potatoes.
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Please.
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[Smacks lips]
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All right, thank you.
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Well, Alexis, sweetie, if
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you're sure you're ready, then
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you're sure you're ready, then
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daddy and I will look into it,
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right, honey?
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Yes, of course we will,
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sweetie.
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Sweetie.
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I think that's--okay,
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that's--
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Okay, daddy?
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That's enough potatoes.
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Oh.
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You gave me too much.
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Okay.
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Oh, dad.
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Oh, dad.
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It's okay. Just leave it.
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Just leave it.
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[Funky music]
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♪ ♪
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Take care, linwood.
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I'll see you next week.
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Ms. Helen, can you file
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that for me, please?
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That for me, please?
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Sure.
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Thank you s--
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goodness.
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[Phone rings]
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Ms. Helen--
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Doctor's office.
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Doctor's office.
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Oh, hello, Mrs. E.
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Yes, I can move you to 3:00.
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All right.
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All right.
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Well, I'll see you then.
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All right. Bye-bye.
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Both: Ms. Helen...
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Both: Ms. Helen...
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I need you t--
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You never gave me the message
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that my client Donna had her
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baby.
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Oh, my bad.
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That's how the kids say it now.
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That's how the kids say it now.
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Yeah, a girl. A girl.
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Hopefully she will not get her
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father's forehead.
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Father's forehead.
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Hoo.
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Hey, wait, wait.
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Wait. Stop.
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I forgot to give you this.
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Okay.
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What?
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[Phone rings]
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Yeah. Two.
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Doctor's office.
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There's two?
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Yes.
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Hi, Mr. King.
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You know what?
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She's just a little overwhelmed
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she's just a little overwhelmed
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this week.
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Oh, you mean this month.
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She forgets everything.
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I already told her there's an
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acupuncture technique that
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increases the neoplasticity of
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increases the neoplasticity of
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the brain, but you know she's
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afraid of needles.
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Okay, see you then.
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Thank you.
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You are not sticking any needles
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you are not sticking any needles
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in my head.
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[Phone rings]
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Oh! Shh.
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Doctor's office.
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Doctor's office.
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Okay, I need to do something
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about this.
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I think you should hire
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an intern.
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Carla, they're young and in
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Carla, they're young and in
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school so you don't have to pay
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them much.
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That's a really good idea.
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But do you think Ms. Helen's
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but do you think Ms. Helen's
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gonna be offended?
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Let's ask.
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Okay. Hold, please.
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Okay. Hold, please.
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Line two.
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Coral community college.
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What's coral community
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college?
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It's where some of the other
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offices in this building get
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their interns from.
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[Phone rings]
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Oh.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Line two. Line two. Line two.
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Okay, doctor's office.
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Egypt.
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Egypt.
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Found it.
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Ah, good job.
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I am ramses the great.
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I am ramses the great.
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Can you please help me find my
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wife?
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If you were ramses ii, then
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your wife is queen nefertari.
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Ah, this is true.
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Ah, this is true.
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And what are my queen's titles?
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Great of praises, lady of two
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lands, and lady of grace.
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Lands, and lady of grace.
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Ah, very good.
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Now, where is she?
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In the valley of the queens.
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In the valley of the queens.
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She has the biggest, nicest tomb
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of them all.
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Ah, you are so wise.
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Ah, you are so wise.
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Come with me.
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Give me your arm, and we will
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give me your arm, and we will
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start the process like so.
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[Humming]
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[Humming]
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♪ ♪
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Daddy--i mean, pharaoh.
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Daddy--i mean, pharaoh.
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Yes?
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What are you doing?
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I am making you into a mummy
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so you can be a companion to my
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so you can be a companion to my
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wife.
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Cool.
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Only rich and important people
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get to be mummies.
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Get to be mummies.
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Hello.
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I'm Perry Anderson.
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I was sent over from coral
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community college.
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Community college.
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Oh, hello, I'm Dr. Carla
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Reed.
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This is Ms. Helen.
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Nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you.
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Here's my resume.
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Here's my resume.
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Oh, thank you.
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Let's see.
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Wow.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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Okay, this resume is better than
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the last five people put
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together.
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Together.
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You know this is a student
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internship, right?
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It doesn't pay much.
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Oh, that's fine with me.
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Oh, that's fine with me.
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I'm just finishing up night
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school, and I could use the
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experience.
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Did I mention it doesn't pay
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much?
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You most certainly did.
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You most certainly did.
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[Laughing]
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And it's still fine with me.
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Oh, great.
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Well, Ms. Helen, take a look.
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Ooh, well, I have to say, i'm
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glad you're a little older so I
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glad you're a little older so I
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don't have to worry about
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training you like some
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teenybopper who might come in
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here with some flip-flops and
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those half shirts.
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Those half shirts.
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[Laughing]
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Oh, you don't like
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half shirts?
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I guess I better not take off my
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jacket.
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You better stop it.
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You better stop it.
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[Laughing]
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I got a good feeling
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about this one.
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You do?
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Yeah.
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She does. Okay.
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She does. Okay.
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You just passed the toughest
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test.
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Ms. Helen, come on.
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You are--come on, you're tough.
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She's tough.
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But, hey--you're--
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but, hey--you're--
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you're hired.
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Great.
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Aww.
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How do you take your coffee?
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Oh, my c--my coffee?
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Oh, my c--my coffee?
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Cream. One sugar.
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And I'll just warm yours up.
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Oh, thank you.
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Um, the kitchen is that way.
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Um, the kitchen is that way.
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Nice.
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Nice.
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Come on.
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No one ever gets me coffee.
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Nobody ever gets me coffee
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either.
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Either.
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Ladies.
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Your schedules for tomorrow.
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Oh, fantastic.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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I'll have to thank Perry.
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Well, how do you know Perry
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did it?
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I mean, what if it was
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Ms. Helen?
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[Laughing]
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[Laughing]
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Yeah, right.
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Yeah, right.
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That man is constantly
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moving.
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He completely restocked all of
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my herbs.
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I know, and you know what?
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This lamp hasn't been working
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this lamp hasn't been working
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for three months.
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Whoo.
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Whoo.
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[All laughing]
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Come on.
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Come on.
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Oh, and, Perry, there you are.
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Ay, that smells divine.
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French roast.
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You had it in the back.
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You had it in the back.
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Yeah, Ms. Helen only makes
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instant.
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Well, I don't know how to
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work that elaborate machine you
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bought.
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Bought.
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Cream. One sugar.
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Oh, you're a dear.
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And this.
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Oh, what's this?
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You mentioned earlier you
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You mentioned earlier you
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were trying to get your daughter
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into gentilly prep.
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Yeah, i--the curriculum would
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be perfect for Alexis, but
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unfortunately, they don't have
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any more slots open.
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Well, my boyfriend's aunt is
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the principal's hairdresser, so
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I asked her to pull some
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strings...
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Strings...
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And hair, if she had to.
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[Laughing]
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Really?
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Yes, she said to call her
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directly to enroll Alexis.
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Directly to enroll Alexis.
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That's her number.
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Oh...
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[Squealing]
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Perry, you're a magician.
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Perry, you're a magician.
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Thank you.
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Seriously, Perry, you're
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doing too much.
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Ooh, yes, you are.
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Ooh, yes, you are.
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You should bring it down
401
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a notch.
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I mean, you know, we don't want
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you to burn out.
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Thanks, I'll pace myself.
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Thanks, I'll pace myself.
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Coffee?
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Oh, no.
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I prefer instant.
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I prefer instant.
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Oh, well, Perry, go ahead,
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take that one.
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Don't mind if I do.
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Both: Cheers.
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Both: Cheers.
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Whoo-whoo.
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Pig.
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Are you for real, dad?
418
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Are you for real, dad?
419
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Since when do you let kaci lead
420
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you by 20 points?
421
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This is...
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What up, everybody?
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What up, everybody?
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Alex, you got my text, right?
425
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Come on, the new intern hooked
426
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a sista up.
427
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Holla at your girl.
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Holla at your girl.
429
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Mom, mom, mom.
430
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Please don't talk like that
431
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ever again.
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Ever again.
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Hey, kids, could you excuse
434
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us, please?
435
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But we're in the middle
436
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of a game.
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Of a game.
438
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Uh, dad said we have to go.
439
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Oh!
440
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Oh!
441
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Oh, come on!
442
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Well, you totally did that
443
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'cause I was winning.
444
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'Cause I was winning.
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If that helps you sleep at
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night, then believe it.
447
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It's okay, kaci.
448
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I was one turn away from
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spelling "absquatulate."
450
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Spelling "absquatulate."
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Our dad's an English professor.
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Our dad's an English professor.
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Bye, smart one.
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[Laughing]
455
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Carla, what's going on?
456
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Carla, what's going on?
457
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I mean, when we spoke earlier,
458
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you said there were no spots
459
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available at gentilly prep.
460
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Alex, wait, what's wrong?
461
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I thought you'd be thrilled that
462
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I thought you'd be thrilled that
463
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we got Alexis into such a great
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school.
465
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I am.
466
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It's just that it's so far into
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the school year.
468
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Suppose she can't keep up.
469
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Suppose she can't keep up.
470
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She's gonna be great.
471
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I mean, 'cause she had an
472
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amazing teacher at home, babe.
473
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Yeah, but that's not the
474
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Yeah, but that's not the
475
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point.
476
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I mean, I'm concerned about
477
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exposing her to the dangers of
478
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overcrowded classrooms; Angry,
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overcrowded classrooms; Angry,
480
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underpaid teachers; And what
481
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about those high-fat lunches?
482
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Alex, we're not sending her
483
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to hell.
484
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To hell.
485
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We're talking about gentilly
486
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prep.
487
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I know, but think about the
488
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sacrifices we have to make to
489
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sacrifices we have to make to
490
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afford this.
491
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All right, we'll have to give up
492
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our premium channels.
493
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We won't be able to go out and
494
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eat as much as we do.
495
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Eat as much as we do.
496
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You might even have to give up
497
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your coffee.
498
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Oh, I'm not doing that.
499
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See?
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Even you're not prepared for
501
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even you're not prepared for
502
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this.
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Alex, I don't understand.
504
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Yesterday you seemed okay
505
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yesterday you seemed okay
506
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with it.
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I mean, I never would have
508
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enrolled her if I thought we
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weren't in agreement.
510
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It's just that Alexis gets
511
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It's just that Alexis gets
512
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interested in things, you know?
513
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Remember that time she wanted a
514
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pet dolphin?
515
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[Laughs]
516
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And you explained to her that
517
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And you explained to her that
518
00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:02,483
we didn't have an ocean in the
519
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backyard and that it wouldn't be
520
00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:05,598
fair to the dolphin and that we
521
00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:05,998
would never have enough mackerel
522
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:06,560
would never have enough mackerel
523
00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:09,607
to feed it.
524
00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:10,152
She didn't care.
525
00:10:10,234 --> 00:10:11,944
She still wanted one.
526
00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:13,898
So then I told her that for her
527
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fifth birthday, she can have
528
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one.
529
00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:17,329
And when that time came around,
530
00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:17,998
what happened?
531
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:18,700
What happened?
532
00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:19,664
She completely forgot.
533
00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:22,164
Exactly.
534
00:10:22,246 --> 00:10:23,246
I was just kind of hoping this
535
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would be the same thing.
536
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:24,790
Would be the same thing.
537
00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:26,794
Oh.
538
00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:28,956
Well...
539
00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:36,002
How we gonna handle this?
540
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,180
How we gonna handle this?
541
00:10:37,261 --> 00:10:38,051
We're gonna tell her she got
542
00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:39,057
enrolled into a great new
543
00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:40,638
school, and I'll just have to
544
00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:42,003
roll with it.
545
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:42,810
Roll with it.
546
00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:47,064
This package needs to go out
547
00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:47,646
right away.
548
00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:48,000
Okay.
549
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:48,480
Okay.
550
00:10:48,564 --> 00:10:49,114
I'll handle it.
551
00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:50,270
Oh, thank you, Perry.
552
00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:52,778
[Phone rings]
553
00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:53,610
Doctor's office.
554
00:10:53,694 --> 00:10:54,004
Perry speaking.
555
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:54,450
Perry speaking.
556
00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:55,988
How can I help you?
557
00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:57,572
Oh. Uh-huh.
558
00:10:57,656 --> 00:10:58,236
Oh, she's right here, so let
559
00:10:58,324 --> 00:10:59,664
me--
560
00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:00,002
oh. Oh. Oh. Okay.
561
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,870
Oh. Oh. Oh. Okay.
562
00:11:01,952 --> 00:11:03,702
Yeah, I'll tell her.
563
00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:04,788
Who was that?
564
00:11:04,872 --> 00:11:05,622
Your husband.
565
00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:05,996
He said school didn't work out
566
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:06,620
he said school didn't work out
567
00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:07,667
the way he planned, so he took
568
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,000
Alexis to the zoo.
569
00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:11,165
What?
570
00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:15,011
Man, that was a good time,
571
00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:15,881
I would say.
572
00:11:15,966 --> 00:11:17,676
How was the zoo?
573
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:18,000
It was nice, mommy.
574
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,800
It was nice, mommy.
575
00:11:19,887 --> 00:11:20,257
We got to see--
576
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,506
That's really good, sweetie.
577
00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:23,307
Can you let daddy and I talk?
578
00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:24,001
I want to hear about all of the
579
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:24,020
I want to hear about all of the
580
00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,680
rest of it later, okay?
581
00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,478
Uh, okay.
582
00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:27,771
Okay.
583
00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:28,653
Rarr.
584
00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:29,999
[Laughing] Go upstairs.
585
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,020
[Laughing] Go upstairs.
586
00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:33,277
See you later, sweetheart.
587
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:33,649
[Sighs]
588
00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:34,654
The zoo?
589
00:11:34,735 --> 00:11:35,995
Really, Alex?
590
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,450
Really, Alex?
591
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,110
I mean, I knew this was gonna be
592
00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:38,737
hard on you, but I really
593
00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,493
thought you were gonna follow
594
00:11:40,574 --> 00:11:41,204
through with what we agreed to.
595
00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:42,003
I did.
596
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:42,660
I did.
597
00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:43,663
She's the one who didn't want to
598
00:11:43,744 --> 00:11:44,084
go to school.
599
00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:46,081
[Scoffs] Yeah, right.
600
00:11:46,163 --> 00:11:47,083
She changed her mind that
601
00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:47,794
quickly after she was so excited
602
00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:48,003
about going?
603
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:48,670
About going?
604
00:11:48,749 --> 00:11:49,749
As a matter of fact, yes,
605
00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:52,004
she did.
606
00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:53,126
Look, I took her to school,
607
00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:54,002
and she asked who's gonna be
608
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:54,050
and she asked who's gonna be
609
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:54,630
there.
610
00:11:54,713 --> 00:11:55,843
I told her other kids.
611
00:11:55,923 --> 00:11:56,803
And when she asked me to sit
612
00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:57,682
down with her, I told her I
613
00:11:57,758 --> 00:11:58,298
wasn't staying, and she
614
00:11:58,384 --> 00:11:59,644
freaked out.
615
00:11:59,718 --> 00:11:59,998
I mean, I have not seen her cry
616
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,970
I mean, I have not seen her cry
617
00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:02,763
like that since that time the
618
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,307
tooth fairy forgot about her,
619
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:05,020
remember?
620
00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:05,999
Alex, it's not funny.
621
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:06,100
Alex, it's not funny.
622
00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:07,643
[Sobbing] Actually, it...
623
00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:10,266
Kind of...Was.
624
00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:10,984
So you just let her call the
625
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:12,003
shots, and you took her to the
626
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,770
shots, and you took her to the
627
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:12,977
zoo?
628
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,895
Carla, I am not going to make
629
00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:15,784
my daughter do something she
630
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:18,000
doesn't want to do, especially
631
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,650
doesn't want to do, especially
632
00:12:18,737 --> 00:12:20,357
when I don't want her to do it.
633
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,948
Alex, she's seven.
634
00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:24,003
Of course she's scared.
635
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:24,370
Of course she's scared.
636
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,502
I mean, but a child has to face
637
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:29,209
their fears in order to grow.
638
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:30,000
And you just fueled the fear
639
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,330
and you just fueled the fear
640
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:31,997
that she has of school.
641
00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:32,334
Carla.
642
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:33,418
What?
643
00:12:33,502 --> 00:12:34,002
Do me a favor.
644
00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:34,246
No.
645
00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:35,416
Just lis--stop.
646
00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:36,004
Take your psychologist hat off
647
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:36,670
take your psychologist hat off
648
00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:37,715
for a second, and just be a mom.
649
00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:39,218
[Groans]
650
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:39,800
All right?
651
00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:40,474
Now, can you honestly tell me
652
00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:42,001
you would not have done the same
653
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:42,050
you would not have done the same
654
00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:43,216
thing I did if you were in my
655
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:44,644
situation?
656
00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:47,682
[Both growling]
657
00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:47,996
I would have taken her to
658
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,640
I would have taken her to
659
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:50,187
the zoo.
660
00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:51,899
Thank you.
661
00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:53,999
But, Alex, I mean...
662
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,690
But, Alex, I mean...
663
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:58,244
Babe, come on.
664
00:12:58,319 --> 00:12:59,739
This is what's best for her.
665
00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:00,000
I mean, homeschooling is great,
666
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,820
I mean, homeschooling is great,
667
00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,777
but Alexis is such a social
668
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:05,997
child, and she needs to be
669
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:06,700
child, and she needs to be
670
00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:07,745
around other kids her own age,
671
00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:09,618
and there's some things that you
672
00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:10,825
just can't teach her at home.
673
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:11,995
[Sighs]
674
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:12,630
[Sighs]
675
00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:14,748
Come on, Carla.
676
00:13:14,835 --> 00:13:16,455
I mean, you know how much I love
677
00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:17,045
teaching her.
678
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:17,379
I know.
679
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:18,003
All right?
680
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:18,590
All right?
681
00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:19,262
You know how much the time we
682
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:19,880
spend together means to me.
683
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:20,875
I've been home with her
684
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:23,996
practically her entire life.
685
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:24,640
Practically her entire life.
686
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:29,270
I know.
687
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:30,000
I love you for loving her so
688
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:30,270
I love you for loving her so
689
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,021
much.
690
00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:32,772
I do.
691
00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:36,003
You being involved in her life
692
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,440
you being involved in her life
693
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:38,975
is why she's such a confident
694
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,438
child.
695
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:41,998
But, Alex, another way for
696
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:42,910
but, Alex, another way for
697
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:46,078
Alexis to develop into the
698
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,578
bright and independent young
699
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:48,000
woman that we want her to be is
700
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,160
woman that we want her to be is
701
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:51,206
for her to grow into a world
702
00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:53,998
where daddy's not always around.
703
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:54,920
Where daddy's not always around.
704
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:55,290
All right.
705
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:56,336
Okay.
706
00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:57,338
Fine.
707
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:58,209
I'll make her go to school
708
00:13:58,295 --> 00:13:59,835
tomorrow.
709
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:00,002
But just for the record, daddy's
710
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,590
but just for the record, daddy's
711
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:02,134
always gonna be around.
712
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,796
Mm-hmm.
713
00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:06,004
I have to tell you another one.
714
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:06,220
I have to tell you another one.
715
00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:07,513
Excuse me, do you two have
716
00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:08,096
a moment?
717
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:09,560
Of course, Perry, come on in.
718
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,230
Mm-hmm, we were just talking
719
00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:11,978
about how pleased we are with
720
00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:12,309
your work.
721
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:13,643
You are the best thing that's
722
00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:15,057
happened to this office.
723
00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:15,845
I hope that means you'll
724
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:16,518
consider giving me a full-time
725
00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:16,935
position.
726
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:18,002
Oh, Perry, I'm sorry,
727
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,110
Oh, Perry, I'm sorry,
728
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:21,192
I thought I made it clear when
729
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:21,817
I hired you.
730
00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:22,822
There isn't one available.
731
00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:24,003
Yeah, not unless you want
732
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:24,030
Yeah, not unless you want
733
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,783
Ms. Helen's job.
734
00:14:25,864 --> 00:14:27,954
Actually...
735
00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:32,121
I do.
736
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:34,084
Just hear me out.
737
00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:36,004
You are both smart, dynamic
738
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:36,630
you are both smart, dynamic
739
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,709
women with growing businesses.
740
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:40,554
When you think "Ms. Helen,"
741
00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:41,169
do you think "cutting edge"?
742
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:41,995
Not unless I'm thinking about
743
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:42,880
Not unless I'm thinking about
744
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:45,375
her tongue.
745
00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:46,047
You need an office manager
746
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,995
who is innovative, motivated,
747
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:48,350
who is innovative, motivated,
748
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:49,389
and communication-savvy.
749
00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:50,011
I am more efficient and more
750
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:51,807
qualified.
751
00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:52,730
And, let's face it,
752
00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:53,228
better dressed.
753
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:53,849
Come on.
754
00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:54,004
I mean, that is a nice tie.
755
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,850
I mean, that is a nice tie.
756
00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:56,015
What?
757
00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:57,273
And your talents are really
758
00:14:57,354 --> 00:14:58,774
impressive, but Ms. Helen has
759
00:14:58,856 --> 00:14:59,396
worked at this office since
760
00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:00,001
before I bought it.
761
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,110
Before I bought it.
762
00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:02,691
Well, maybe it's time she
763
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:03,276
retired.
764
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:03,900
Wha--
765
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,066
I understand if you need
766
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:05,704
some time to think it over.
767
00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:05,999
Uh, actually, no, Perry.
768
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,990
Uh, actually, no, Perry.
769
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,204
I don't need any time to think
770
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:11,834
it over.
771
00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:12,000
I'm gonna have to let you go.
772
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,830
I'm gonna have to let you go.
773
00:15:13,912 --> 00:15:14,372
You're kidding.
774
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:14,995
No.
775
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,580
You're not?
776
00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:17,996
No.
777
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,710
No.
778
00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:21,423
I mean, she's not.
779
00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:23,133
I mean, Ms. Helen may not be
780
00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:24,003
the fastest typist or have the
781
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:24,880
the fastest typist or have the
782
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:25,875
friendliest phone manners, and
783
00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:26,966
she has no sense of boundaries--
784
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:27,841
Honey, we're supposed to be
785
00:15:27,926 --> 00:15:28,886
telling him why we love her.
786
00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:29,999
Oh, exactly, and you know why
787
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:30,850
Oh, exactly, and you know why
788
00:15:30,929 --> 00:15:32,009
we love her?
789
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,767
Because she's loyal and
790
00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:35,019
dependable, and she tells me the
791
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:35,680
truth even when I don't want
792
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:35,998
to hear it.
793
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:36,600
To hear it.
794
00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:37,595
And she's not sneaky.
795
00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:38,186
Mm-mm.
796
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:39,770
I hate sneaky.
797
00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:41,105
I'm not being sneaky.
798
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,000
This is business.
799
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:42,980
This is business.
800
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,817
And so is this.
801
00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:46,953
Buena suerte.
802
00:15:50,949 --> 00:15:53,039
I guess I'm more on top of it
803
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:53,998
than you realized, sport.
804
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,160
Than you realized, sport.
805
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:03,626
Thank you.
806
00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:04,212
Ms. Helen, no thanks
807
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:05,996
necessary.
808
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:06,090
Necessary.
809
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:07,343
I mean, come on, we're not just
810
00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:07,934
coworkers.
811
00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:09,888
We're family.
812
00:16:09,968 --> 00:16:11,218
Well, that's exactly how I
813
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,003
feel.
814
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:12,810
Feel.
815
00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:14,928
I am gonna miss the coffee.
816
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:17,975
Well, he left a fresh pot.
817
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,480
If you get some, I'll take
818
00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:22,652
a cup.
819
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:28,028
Ah, there she is.
820
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:29,822
Alexis, how was your first day
821
00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:29,995
of school?
822
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,410
Of school?
823
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,699
Mom, don't. Don't.
824
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:33,413
First day of school.
825
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:34,122
How was it?
826
00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:35,951
It was the worst day
827
00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:38,406
of my life.
828
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:39,577
[Crying]
829
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,625
It'll be okay, sweetheart.
830
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:41,999
[Crying]
831
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:45,590
[Crying]
832
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,051
Sweetheart, it's okay.
833
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:48,001
It's okay. It's okay.
834
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,970
It's okay. It's okay.
835
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,510
Come here. It's okay.
836
00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:52,263
I can't take any more
837
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:53,264
of this.
838
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:53,995
She's been acting like this
839
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,100
she's been acting like this
840
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:57,099
since we picked her up.
841
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:59,102
Yeah, I can't either.
842
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,004
Good luck.
843
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,480
Good luck.
844
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:02,192
It's okay, sweetie.
845
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:03,361
It's okay.
846
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:04,819
Alexis, tell your mother what
847
00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:05,978
happened today.
848
00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:08,146
I didn't know anybody, and
849
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:09,235
the teacher wouldn't let me take
850
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:10,449
off my shoes.
851
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:11,999
Daddy, my feet were hot.
852
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:12,070
Daddy, my feet were hot.
853
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:13,656
Aww.
854
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:14,161
I know, pumpkin.
855
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:16,661
Nobody likes having hot feet.
856
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,004
Mm-mm.
857
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:18,870
Mm-mm.
858
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:19,714
So did you at least make
859
00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:20,118
friends today?
860
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:22,115
No one would talk to me.
861
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:22,997
Then this one boy teased me
862
00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:24,003
about liking hamsters.
863
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,090
About liking hamsters.
864
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:25,959
You didn't tell me about any
865
00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:27,964
hamsters.
866
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,167
There's one in class, and if
867
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:29,996
you finish your work, you go
868
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:30,130
you finish your work, you go
869
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:32,675
play with robespierre.
870
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:33,470
Who's that? Who's that?
871
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,352
Robespierre was a guy in the
872
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:35,969
French revolution.
873
00:17:36,054 --> 00:17:36,814
They called him the
874
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:37,429
incorruptible.
875
00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:38,184
Oh.
876
00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:39,175
Today we learned how they
877
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:41,186
chopped off his head.
878
00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:41,998
He was a victim of the climate
879
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,100
he was a victim of the climate
880
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,147
he created.
881
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:45,399
Oh, goodness, he was?
882
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:46,941
And if he was a victim of his
883
00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:48,004
own revolution, that would also
884
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:48,150
own revolution, that would also
885
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:49,493
be called what?
886
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:53,158
Irony. Duh.
887
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:53,778
So you learned about the
888
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:54,004
French revolution today.
889
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,370
French revolution today.
890
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:56,369
A little.
891
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:57,740
I'm not going back to school to
892
00:17:57,826 --> 00:17:58,986
see how it ended.
893
00:17:59,077 --> 00:17:59,997
Well, sweetheart, just
894
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,160
Well, sweetheart, just
895
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:02,656
because you don't like it
896
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:03,668
doesn't mean you're not gonna go
897
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:04,629
back anymore.
898
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:05,998
Hey, Carla, can I talk to
899
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:06,040
Hey, Carla, can I talk to
900
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:07,206
Alexis for a bit?
901
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:08,134
Sure. Okay.
902
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:11,172
Now, sweetie, you got to stop
903
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:11,996
crying, okay?
904
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:12,550
Crying, okay?
905
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:13,433
You know why?
906
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:14,089
Because if you don't,
907
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:14,926
your face...[Sobs]
908
00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:15,510
Might get...
909
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:17,724
Stuck like this...[Sobbing]
910
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:17,995
[Laughing]
911
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,890
[Laughing]
912
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:20,683
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
913
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:21,676
I love you.
914
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:22,767
I love you.
915
00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:24,001
Mwah!
916
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,020
Mwah!
917
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,015
So what else happened in
918
00:18:28,106 --> 00:18:29,066
school today?
919
00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:29,999
Well, we had reading, then
920
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,610
Well, we had reading, then
921
00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:32,243
spelling, then lunch, then
922
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:34,949
recess, and then we did math,
923
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:36,000
and I raised my hand a lot.
924
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:36,030
And I raised my hand a lot.
925
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,365
You did?
926
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:38,659
I knew all the answers.
927
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:39,912
Of course you knew all the
928
00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:41,083
answers.
929
00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:42,001
And it sounds like, if you gave
930
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,120
and it sounds like, if you gave
931
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,155
school a chance, you might
932
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:46,128
kind of like it.
933
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,078
I like staying here with you.
934
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:47,997
You don't like change either.
935
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,210
You don't like change either.
936
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:50,174
What makes you say that?
937
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:51,214
You looked sad when mommy
938
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:53,996
said I was going to school.
939
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,340
Said I was going to school.
940
00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:57,144
That's because I was sad.
941
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:58,349
But you know, I'm also gonna be
942
00:18:58,428 --> 00:18:59,998
sad when you go away to college.
943
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,890
Sad when you go away to college.
944
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,104
I'm gonna be sad when you go on
945
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:06,003
your first date at 35.
946
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,190
Your first date at 35.
947
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,231
And I'm gonna be sad when you
948
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:10,863
get married and leave me
949
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:11,151
forever.
950
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,003
But it's gonna be important that
951
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,360
but it's gonna be important that
952
00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:15,493
you do these things.
953
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:16,661
Maybe not the leave me forever
954
00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:17,998
part.
955
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:18,120
Part.
956
00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:18,698
But it's all a part
957
00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:20,242
of growing up.
958
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:22,735
And change is--change is a part
959
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:23,658
of life.
960
00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:23,995
And that's okay.
961
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,710
And that's okay.
962
00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:28,830
I love you, daddy.
963
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:29,997
And that better never change.
964
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000
And that better never change.
965
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:47,769
Alexis.
966
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:48,003
Yes, daddy?
967
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:48,980
Yes, daddy?
968
00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:50,112
You're hurting my hand.
969
00:19:50,188 --> 00:19:52,938
Sorry.
970
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:53,605
It's okay, sweetheart.
971
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:54,002
Go ahead.
972
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:57,360
Go ahead.
973
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:58,276
Hey, Mr. Guillory.
974
00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:00,003
Hi, Dr. Reed.
975
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:00,410
Hi, Dr. Reed.
976
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:01,660
Listen, Alexis was having a
977
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,162
hard time yesterday, so I was
978
00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:04,043
wondering if I can stick
979
00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:04,659
around for a little bit just
980
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:05,995
until she adjusts.
981
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,330
Until she adjusts.
982
00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:09,205
She seems to be doing
983
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:12,001
pretty well.
984
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,300
Pretty well.
985
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:14,208
I think your little girl is
986
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:16,666
gonna be just fine.
987
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:17,547
Yeah.
988
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:18,003
Yeah, I guess you're right.
989
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,010
Yeah, I guess you're right.
990
00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:21,093
You might want to watch out for
991
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:21,468
her, though.
992
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,433
Ugh. Thanks, Dr. Reed.
993
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:30,004
That's enough.
994
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:30,230
That's enough.
995
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,402
Daddy, wait.
996
00:20:32,452 --> 00:20:37,002
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