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You know, I was really worried
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when Benny left, but so far, so good.
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We're doing fine without him.
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We're actually making record time today.
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You know, I gotta say,
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Wagon Master Zeke is
really doing it for me.
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What do you say we put
this thing on autopilot
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and join the Two Mile Per Hour Club?
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Pru, how can you even suggest
something like that?
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My wife is in the back of this wagon.
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But when we get to the next rest stop,
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definitely.
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What was that?
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Great. We've got a flat ox.
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Come on, Claire, break time's over.
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Oh, surprise, surprise.
One day without Benny
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and the reverend got us stuck out here.
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Just... just give me a minute.
Okay? I can handle this.
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Claire, what are you doing to me?
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You are making me look
like an idiot out here. Get up!
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Come on, Claire, don't do this
to me, I am begging you.
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Just one more minute.
We'll be ready to go.
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Look, I am sorry I got angry
with you earlier.
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Just, what do you want?
I'll give you anything!
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Do you want grass?
I'll give you so much grass.
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You want drugs? You want
sexual favours from other cows?
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You are making me look
like an asshole, Claire!
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Come on, get up!
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Yeah, we might need Benny.
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Yeah, right.
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Me spending my life with
a bunch of stupid farmers?
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Ha! I'm Benny the Teen, god damn it!
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I don't need Trig or the Rev,
or anybody.
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Long as I got you, alcohol.
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Oh, no, baby!
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Don't do this to me!
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This is rock bottom!
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Oh, I see.
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This is rock bottom.
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Hyah!
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Where am I?
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Hyah!
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Oh! Ohh...
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So this is where my story ends.
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Murdered by a bunch of
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bloodthirsty monsters from hell.
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You know we speak English.
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Oh. You do?
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Oh, well, in that case,
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bloodthirsty monsters from... heaven?
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You have trespassed on Blackfoot land.
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I am Chief Sleeping Bear
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and this is my lead warrior, Sheila.
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Sheila, huh?
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I didn't expect that.
I have an Aunt Sheila.
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Aah!
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Who are you? And what
are you doing on our land?
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Hey! Back off, toots.
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You don't know who you're
messing with here.
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I'm Benny the Teen.
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Who?
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Oh, that makes sense.
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You guys are pretty isolated out here.
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Well, back in civilisation,
I'm kinda infamous
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as a dangerous young outlaw prince.
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You? Young and dangerous?
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Look at you! Clearly you are
some sort of elder
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for your people.
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"Hey, I'm Benny the Teen! Bing bing!
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"Oh! Oh, my back!
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Oh, my back!"
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Okay, come on, guys. Words hurt.
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I think I'll spare your life,
so you can continue
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to entertain us
as some sort of human joke.
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Gee, thanks.
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Sheila will take care of you.
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What? Why me?
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You found him. He's your responsibility.
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Start grinding.
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If I have to keep you,
you might as well be useful.
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I hope you're considering escaping.
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I would love to put one of these arrows
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in the back of your skull.
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Ah, what's the point?
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If I'm not Benny the Teen,
then who am I?
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Just a big stinkin' nobody, that's who.
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God, your energy today.
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What am I grinding here, anyway?
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The skulls of your enemies?
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It's corn, for making cornbread.
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You guys make bread?
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I didn't realise Indians eat human food.
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Okay, I'll bite.
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What exactly do you think
native people are?
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Just the usual stuff...
That you're the spawn of Satan,
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you talk to ghosts and animals,
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and you're friends with trees?
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Uh, first of all, we are human.
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You don't say?
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We're actually hundreds of
different tribes,
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each with its own unique
history and culture.
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You are blowing my mind here.
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Huh. And I'll bet that stuff
about you scalping people
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is just a dirty lie, too. Uh...
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Don't worry about that one.
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Hello, everyone!
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My name is General Puddin
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from the United States Bureau
of Indian Affairs.
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I come with a generous
and exciting offer
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for your people... New land!
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It's a cozy little spot
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about a quarter the size
of your current place,
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mostly salt flats,
but there is a good view
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of a swamp,
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and the best part is it's just
a hop, skip,
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and a thousand-mile march
away from here.
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So? Are you gonna do it
or are you gonna do it?
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- Or are you gonna do it?
- General.
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We've already been forced
to move several times,
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each time to land worse than before.
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Right, well, uh...
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I promise that that won't...
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Sorry.
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I can't say that without laughing.
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It's not gonna happen again.
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It'll be different this time.
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Sounds like a crummy deal to me.
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We accept.
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- What?
- All right.
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Congrats on your new home.
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I'm sure you'll all love it! Okay.
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Chief, why'd you take that deal?
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If I'd refused, they would've
returned with an army.
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- There's no other way.
- But what if there was?
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Hey, why don't I talk to Puddin?
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I bet I could convince him
to let you guys stay.
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Don't you see?
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Fate brought me here for a reason.
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I lost my identity and
you're giving me a new one.
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I can save your land and your people
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from the outside world.
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Like a white saviour?
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Hey, I like that.
Did you just make that up?
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Okay, sure.
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- Chief...
- What have we got to lose?
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Might as well give him a shot.
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Hey, is it cool if I did one of those...
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Whoa!
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No, I just, uh...
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We've tried negotiating
with men like Puddin before.
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It never ends well.
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Well, that's because you've never had
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Benny the White Saviour on your team.
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You do realise that
what you're doing is, like,
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completely racist, right?
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Uh, I think you're confused.
I'm helping you.
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So I'm actually the opposite of racist.
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You know what? Why don't we
play the quiet game
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- until we get to the fort?
- Suit yourself.
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Halt!
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What is your purpose?
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Greetings unto you.
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We request parlay with General Puddin.
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I don't know why he's talking like that.
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You can pass.
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But the Injun stays here.
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It's okay. I got this.
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White saviour! Pew pew!
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Ah! You again.
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Escaped from those savages
on your own, have you?
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Actually, I'm here on their behalf
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to protect their land.
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Now, why would you want to do
a silly thing like that?
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Because we had them all wrong.
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They're people, just like you and me.
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They laugh, they sing and dance.
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Oh, how they dance.
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Actually, I'm just assuming
that last part.
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I only met them a couple of hours ago.
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Look, I appreciate your visit,
but unfortunately,
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their land is far too
valuable for us to give up.
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Well, what are we talking about here?
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Oil, gold?
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Much better.
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My friend, we are talking
about nothing less
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than the future of America.
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Behold, the shopping mall.
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Ooh. What is it?
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Imagine dozens of name-brand
stores all under one roof.
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Apparel, home d�cor,
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an entire store just for containers.
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And who can resist...
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flavoured soft pretzels?
Care for a sample?
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Is that sour cream and onion?
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It's whatever you want it to be.
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Ah, no. I'm sorry,
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but that land belongs to the Blackfoot.
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They're not moving, and that's final.
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Well, I'm sorry you feel that way.
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In that case,
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we'll just have to eradicate
their entire village.
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- Wait, what?
- Guards!
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This can't be happening!
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I'm just as upset as you are.
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I mean, who could've guessed
that the white man
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could be so cruel and greedy?
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Oh, okay. Every single one of you.
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Okay. My bad.
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If it's war they want,
it's war they will get.
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We will fight.
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And we will win!
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Yeah! Let's kick some army butt!
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All right, everyone,
hands in the middle!
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Blackfoot, on three.
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- One...
- Yeah, I kinda meant
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like, we will fight, and we will win.
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Yeah, I'm starting to agree
with Sheila on this one.
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Perhaps you've done enough
helping for the day?
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Oh, no, no, I wouldn't hear of it.
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You helped me realise
how special I really am.
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So I am with you until the bitter end,
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and that's final.
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Don't shoot the arrow, be the arrow!
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What the hell? This thing is broken!
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Are you sure you don't want any help?
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Ah, don't worry about me, bro.
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After all, I'm helping you guys.
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Remember that.
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He's going to get us all killed.
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That one's got some zing on it!
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We just need to find a way
to get him to leave.
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But how?
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He genuinely thinks he's the chosen one
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and we should all be
kissing his special butt.
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Maybe we can use that to our advantage.
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- Aah!
- Oh! Sorry, fella.
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Uh... For what it's worth,
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I did yell "fore."
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Right? Back me up on this.
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- Benny.
- Huh? Oh, excuse me.
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I've consulted with the village elders
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and we have decided to make you
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an honorary member of the tribe.
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You really mean it, chief?
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Of course! But first, you must undergo
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the traditional rite of passage.
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Oh, sounds sacred and magical.
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What you're gonna want to do
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is walk in a straight line
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away from the village.
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Until I find my spirit animal.
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Okay, sure, yeah.
We'll go with that, and...
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But the main point is
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that you just keep walking and walking
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and no matter how far you go,
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we want you to go
just a little bit farther.
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Got it.
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Oh! Shoot.
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If I go now, won't I miss the battle?
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We promise we won't start
without our white saviour.
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00:11:45,340 --> 00:11:46,556
Right.
263
00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:48,236
Well, wish me luck.
264
00:11:48,260 --> 00:11:49,776
Good luck.
265
00:11:50,140 --> 00:11:51,277
Bye.
266
00:11:52,220 --> 00:11:55,556
That is the dumbest man
I have ever seen.
267
00:11:55,580 --> 00:11:57,117
Told you.
268
00:12:03,340 --> 00:12:06,276
Spirit animal? Oh, spirit animal?
269
00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:09,420
Where the hell is this damn thing?
270
00:12:14,702 --> 00:12:16,756
Oh...
271
00:12:16,780 --> 00:12:18,780
There it is.
272
00:12:20,420 --> 00:12:22,396
My spirit animal.
273
00:12:22,420 --> 00:12:24,276
And it looks so real.
274
00:12:26,220 --> 00:12:27,756
Hey, hey, hey!
275
00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:31,556
Whoa! Whoa! Of course,
you're a rattlesnake!
276
00:12:31,580 --> 00:12:33,196
You shed your old skin
277
00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:37,115
to be something even greater
than before. Like me.
278
00:12:38,260 --> 00:12:39,516
Ah! Ow!
279
00:12:39,540 --> 00:12:41,756
Oh, the pain!
280
00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:44,516
Okay.
281
00:12:44,540 --> 00:12:45,916
One last chance.
282
00:12:45,940 --> 00:12:47,916
Surrender or die.
283
00:12:47,940 --> 00:12:50,116
And I give you the same option.
284
00:12:50,140 --> 00:12:52,076
Your grave will be the perfect spot
285
00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:54,396
for my shopping mall's dancing fountain.
286
00:12:54,420 --> 00:12:56,556
I hope you like vocal jazz standards
287
00:12:56,580 --> 00:12:58,156
for the rest of eternity!
288
00:12:58,180 --> 00:13:00,476
Hey guys!
289
00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:01,716
What's going on here?
290
00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:03,996
Oh, shit. Hey Benny. Uh...
291
00:13:04,020 --> 00:13:05,196
How'd you get back so soon?
292
00:13:05,220 --> 00:13:07,556
Well, I found my spirit animal.
293
00:13:07,580 --> 00:13:09,356
It was a snake. See?
294
00:13:09,380 --> 00:13:11,516
- Ugh! Definitely infected.
- Oh, gross.
295
00:13:12,407 --> 00:13:14,836
Were you about to start
the battle without me?
296
00:13:14,860 --> 00:13:17,586
It's starting maybe sometime soonish?
297
00:13:17,610 --> 00:13:19,626
These things never
start on time, really.
298
00:13:19,650 --> 00:13:20,946
You said you were gonna wait for me.
299
00:13:20,970 --> 00:13:23,026
Ooh. Awkward.
300
00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:24,946
Look, we just don't want you here.
301
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,626
You are not our white saviour!
302
00:13:26,650 --> 00:13:30,026
You're just an idiot
who's made everything worse.
303
00:13:30,050 --> 00:13:31,586
Now get out of here.
304
00:13:31,610 --> 00:13:33,146
- Scat!
- Oh...
305
00:13:33,170 --> 00:13:35,290
- Are we doing this?
- Okay.
306
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,146
Hey, do you have a second?
307
00:13:52,170 --> 00:13:53,626
Can it wait? I'm a little bit busy.
308
00:13:53,650 --> 00:13:55,386
Actually, it can't, so
309
00:13:57,610 --> 00:13:59,026
Sure, what's up?
310
00:13:59,050 --> 00:14:00,506
I'm confused.
311
00:14:00,530 --> 00:14:02,586
Everything was adding up
to me being the white saviour.
312
00:14:02,610 --> 00:14:05,346
You helped me discover
my true potential,
313
00:14:05,370 --> 00:14:07,906
and I was going to demonstrate
it by being the big hero!
314
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,386
So how come it didn't
work out like that?
315
00:14:09,410 --> 00:14:11,226
Because it's not about you, dummy!
316
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:13,346
All you care about
is your personal journey
317
00:14:13,370 --> 00:14:15,306
and we're just the vehicles
to help get you there.
318
00:14:15,330 --> 00:14:16,946
I'm glad you're feeling better
319
00:14:16,970 --> 00:14:18,506
about yourself, Benny, I really am,
320
00:14:18,530 --> 00:14:21,426
but this is our story, not yours.
321
00:14:21,450 --> 00:14:23,346
Oh, I never thought of it like that.
322
00:14:23,370 --> 00:14:25,866
Well, I'm listening to you now, okay?
323
00:14:25,890 --> 00:14:27,346
What do you need?
324
00:14:27,370 --> 00:14:30,186
Uh, we could use someone
to pick up those loose arrows
325
00:14:30,210 --> 00:14:32,026
and go bring water to the guys.
326
00:14:32,749 --> 00:14:34,266
Is that really the best use of me?
327
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:37,466
I mean, I'm really more of
a front lines kinda guy.
328
00:14:37,490 --> 00:14:39,696
No. You're right, I'm on it.
329
00:14:40,970 --> 00:14:43,186
Oh, excuse me. Whoa! Coming through.
330
00:14:43,210 --> 00:14:45,826
Whoop! Picking up arrows.
331
00:14:45,850 --> 00:14:47,586
Excuse me. Don't mind me.
332
00:14:47,610 --> 00:14:49,346
Picking up arrows here!
333
00:14:49,370 --> 00:14:51,000
Thanks, dude. You rock.
334
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:52,986
Oh! On your left!
335
00:14:53,010 --> 00:14:55,010
Oh, nice shot, downtown!
336
00:14:57,970 --> 00:14:59,466
All right, get in there! Come on!
337
00:14:59,490 --> 00:15:01,970
Yeah! Kill 'em, boys! Whoo!
338
00:15:06,970 --> 00:15:11,826
My mall. My beautiful, beautiful mall.
339
00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:15,226
Hey, anybody lose a bow?
340
00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:19,426
It's, uh, cedar, maple, maybe?
341
00:15:19,450 --> 00:15:20,866
You.
342
00:15:20,890 --> 00:15:23,130
This is all your fault!
343
00:15:25,970 --> 00:15:26,973
Uh-oh.
344
00:15:28,490 --> 00:15:29,546
Hyah!
345
00:15:35,050 --> 00:15:37,306
You can kill me,
346
00:15:37,330 --> 00:15:39,466
but there will be a shopping mall.
347
00:15:39,490 --> 00:15:41,026
Thousands of them!
348
00:15:41,050 --> 00:15:43,186
Covering the countryside!
349
00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:45,186
And the only Indians you'll see
350
00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:48,426
will be at Halloween pop-up stores!
351
00:15:48,450 --> 00:15:52,626
For slutty, basic bitches
to wear to frat parties!
352
00:15:53,730 --> 00:15:55,531
I'm gonna enjoy this.
353
00:16:00,530 --> 00:16:03,106
Huh. So you do scalp people.
354
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:06,786
Okay, you got me. I love it.
355
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:18,866
So, where you going next?
356
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:20,671
Well,
357
00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:22,306
I'm gonna go back to the friends
358
00:16:22,330 --> 00:16:24,066
that I thought I was too good for.
359
00:16:24,090 --> 00:16:25,106
You know what I realised?
360
00:16:25,130 --> 00:16:26,786
I don't need to be Benny the Teen
361
00:16:26,810 --> 00:16:28,466
or Benny the White Saviour.
362
00:16:28,490 --> 00:16:31,266
I can just be Benny,
the guy who doesn't need
363
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:32,786
to have a special thing.
364
00:16:32,810 --> 00:16:35,546
Or, how about just Benny?
365
00:16:35,570 --> 00:16:39,146
Benny. Yeah, short, snappy.
366
00:16:39,170 --> 00:16:41,706
Like Sheila. I like it.
367
00:16:41,730 --> 00:16:43,403
Me, too.
368
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:51,666
Oof! What do you think you're doing?
369
00:16:52,513 --> 00:16:54,866
Sorry, I just thought this was the part
370
00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:56,146
where we're supposed to kiss.
371
00:16:56,170 --> 00:16:59,266
We started off as enemies
from different worlds,
372
00:16:59,290 --> 00:17:01,586
but then we ended up
learning from each other
373
00:17:01,610 --> 00:17:04,746
and falling in love. Am I off-base here?
374
00:17:04,770 --> 00:17:07,826
Yes! Way off base.
375
00:17:07,850 --> 00:17:11,050
Okay, so, no kiss. Got it.
376
00:17:14,210 --> 00:17:16,162
- See you, Sheila.
- Bye, Benny.
377
00:17:16,186 --> 00:17:18,026
Farewell, my friends!
378
00:17:18,050 --> 00:17:19,980
Perhaps we'll meet again, when
379
00:17:20,019 --> 00:17:22,186
Mother Moon dances with Father Sun
380
00:17:22,210 --> 00:17:24,390
atop the ancestral plane.
381
00:17:24,980 --> 00:17:27,530
All right, man. Peace.
382
00:17:29,020 --> 00:17:30,156
You were right.
383
00:17:30,180 --> 00:17:32,956
We probably should have just killed him.
384
00:17:32,980 --> 00:17:34,495
Thank you!
385
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:43,316
?? Home, home on the range ??
386
00:17:43,340 --> 00:17:47,596
?? Where the deer
and the antelope play ??
387
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,876
?? Where seldom is heard ??
388
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:53,346
?? A discouraging word ??
389
00:17:53,370 --> 00:17:57,276
?? And the skies
are not cloudy all day ??
390
00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:00,746
I'll be taking requests all night.
391
00:18:00,770 --> 00:18:03,316
Personally, I would like
a break from Top 40,
392
00:18:03,340 --> 00:18:04,509
but that's just me.
393
00:18:05,980 --> 00:18:08,226
No more need to fear,
394
00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:10,250
'cause Benny's back.
395
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:13,196
Oh. Hey!
396
00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:15,036
Huh.
397
00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:17,396
Looks like things are going
pretty well here, huh?
398
00:18:17,420 --> 00:18:19,596
Uh, yeah, we had a bit of a hiccup
early on with one of the oxen,
399
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,436
but we got back on track pretty quick.
400
00:18:21,460 --> 00:18:23,746
Turns out I was saying "ha"
instead of "ya."
401
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,213
Ah.
402
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:27,396
Uh...
403
00:18:27,420 --> 00:18:29,396
Well, if you don't need me
to save the day,
404
00:18:29,420 --> 00:18:31,540
I guess I'll, uh, have a seat?
405
00:18:37,556 --> 00:18:39,227
By the way, Rev...
406
00:18:40,540 --> 00:18:42,156
I'm really sorry about leaving.
407
00:18:42,180 --> 00:18:44,540
It's okay. We're just happy
to have you back.
408
00:18:45,940 --> 00:18:47,546
Spoons?
409
00:18:47,570 --> 00:18:49,070
Thanks.
410
00:18:54,060 --> 00:18:55,996
This is nice.
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