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ANYTHING I CAN DO?
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YES. YOU CAN PUT
OUT THE APPETIZERS,
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YOU CAN GET THE DIP
OUT OF THE REFRIGERATOR,
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AND YOU CAN MAKE ROOM IN
THE CLOSET FOR THE COATS.
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YOU WERE JUST SUPPOSED
TO SAY, "NO, THANKS."
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Paul: OK, WHERE DO THESE GO?
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PUT THOSE ON THE COFFEE TABLE
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NEXT TO THE CRIB CATALOG.
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NEXT TO THE CRIB CATALOG,
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WHICH I NOTICE IS OPEN
TO A PARTICULAR PAGE.
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YOUR MOTHER LIKES CARROTS.
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I'M HOPING SHE'LL TAKE
ONE, SEE THE CRIB CATALOG,
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ASK ME WHY I HAVE IT.
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I'LL MENTION THAT I HAPPEN
TO LIKE THAT PARTICULAR ONE.
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SHE'LL GO OUT AND GET IT FOR US.
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SO THAT'S YOUR PLAN?
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CARROT, CRIB. CARROT, CRIB.
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SHE SAID SHE WANTED
TO GET US A CRIB.
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IT MAY AS WELL BE ONE WE LIKE.
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WE LIKE THIS ONE?
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YUP.
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REALLY? WE DON'T FIND
IT A LITTLE PRETENTIOUS?
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NO.
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ARE WE SURE?
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WE'RE POSITIVE. WE LOVE IT.
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WE THINK IT'S VERY ELEGANT.
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IT'S FOR A BABY. THEY
DON'T CARE ABOUT ELEGANCE.
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THEY WALK AROUND
WITH POOP IN THEIR PANTS.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
PLEASE OPEN THE WINE.
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WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?
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THERE ARE SO MANY OTHER THINGS
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WE COULD BE DOING TONIGHT.
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I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT,
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BOTH OF OUR PARENTS
HERE TOGETHER.
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WHY? THEY'VE GOTTEN TOGETHER
3 TIMES SINCE WE'RE MARRIED.
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THEY'LL GET TOGETHER MAYBE 3 MORE TIMES
IN OUR LIFE, AND THEN WE CAN ALL GO HOME.
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I WANT US TO HAVE
A CLOSE FAMILY.
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DON'T YOU WANT THAT?
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NO. THAT'S EXACTLY THE
KIND OF THING I'M AGAINST.
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MA, HI.
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HELLO TO YOU.
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OH, THERE'S MY
LITTLE GRANDCHILD.
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HELLO, SYLVIA.
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OH, HI.
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POP, WOULD YOU LIKE
SOMETHING TO GO WITH THAT?
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MAYBE SOME M&Ms AND A SLURPY.
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THE GUY ON THE
STREET WAS CLOSING UP,
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AND HE SOLD ME HIS
WHOLE STOCK FOR $3.00.
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OH!
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WE HAVE A LITTLE
SURPRISE FOR YOU.
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NOT SO LITTLE.
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BOYS.
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OH, LOOK AT THIS.
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HONEY, A CRIB.
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I DECIDED TO GO
AHEAD AND GET ONE.
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GREAT.
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ISN'T IT ADORABLE?
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WE WANTED TO GIVE IT TO
YOU BEFORE THE SHOWER
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SO WE WOULDN'T SHOW ANYONE UP.
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WOW. IT'S SO... BEAUTIFUL.
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AND FUNNY THING IS, WE
WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT
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WHAT KIND OF CRIB SHOULD WE GET,
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SO NOW WE DON'T HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT THAT.
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NO, WE DON'T.
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OOH. CARROTS.
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THAT'S PROBABLY MY MOM.
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MAYBE THE WORD IS ON THE STREET
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THAT WE GOT
EVERYBODY'S PRETZELS.
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HI, SWEETIE!
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HI, MOM.
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HI, DARLING.
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OH, HI. HOW ARE YOU?
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MOM, YOU REMEMBER
BURT AND SYLVIA.
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WHAT'S THIS?
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THEY JUST BROUGHT IT FOR US.
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ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?
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WELL... OH... IT'S DARLING.
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IT-IT'S... DARLING.
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IT'S JUST VERY... DARLING.
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THANK YOU.
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AND IT'S SO... THOUGHTFUL.
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IT'S SO VERY...
DARLI... THOUGHTFUL...
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IT'S A THOUGHTFUL
AND DARLING GIFT.
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MOM, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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OH, SURE.
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EXCUSE ME.
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IS THAT IT?
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SO, WHEN'S DINNER?
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MOM? WHAT WAS ALL THAT ABOUT?
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OH, NOTHING. I JUST THOUGHT
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MAYBE I'D LEFT MY
UMBRELLA OUT IN THE HALL.
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YOUR UMBRELLA?
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YES.
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IT'S NOT RAINING.
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WELL, I KNOW, BUT, UH...
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THEY SAID IT MIGHT.
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WHO?
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THE NEWS.
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WHICH CHANNEL?
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4.4 SAID SUN.
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6.
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6 IS IN SPANISH.
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OH, DON'T BE SILLY.
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I MEAN, WHY ELSE WOULD
I GO OUT INTO THE HALL?
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I'LL GET IT!
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Man: LADY, WE
GOTTA DELIVER THIS.
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WHAT'S THIS?
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IT'S A CRIB THAT I BOUGHT
FOR JAMIE AND PAUL.
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CRIBS. WHO KNEW?
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WE GO TO DINNER, WE
GENERALLY BRING WINE.
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I'M SORRY.
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I DIDN'T KNOW YOU'D
ALREADY HAD ONE.
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DON'T BE. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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ISN'T IT?
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ISN'T IT?
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I SAW IT WHEN I WAS ANTIQUING,
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AND I JUST FELL IN LOVE WITH IT.
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IT'S VERY ATTRACTIVE,
ISN'T IT, BURT?
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SURE.
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AND, OF COURSE, SYLVIA,
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YOURS IS ALSO BEAUTIFUL.
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THEY'RE JUST BOTH
BEAUTIFUL, GENEROUS GIFTS,
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AND I HAVE ABSOLUTELY
NO IDEA WHAT TO DO HERE.
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WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
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JUST SEND ONE OF THEM BACK.
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GOOD IDEA. YEAH.
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ABSOLUTELY.
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OH, I AGREE.
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I GUESS SO.
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WHICH ONE?
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IT'S ALL A MATTER
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OF WHICH WAY YOU WANT TO GO.
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WHAT WAY IS OURS?
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YOURS...
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IT'S FUN.
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IT IS FUN.
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IT-IT'S PLAYFUL.
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THAT'S WHAT YOURS IS.
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ACTUALLY, I THINK MAYBE THAT
MIGHT BE THE BEST WAY TO GO,
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BECAUSE, UH, BEFORE LONG,
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THIS PLACE WILL BE
FILLED UP WITH TOYS
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SO THERE WOULD BE NO
POINT IN HAVING ANYTHING NICE.
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LIKE YOURS.
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WELL, MINE IS AN ANTIQUE.
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AND DO WE KNOW ANYTHING
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ABOUT THE BABY WHO HAD IT FIRST?
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HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT,
HOW ABOUT SOME WINE?
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I ATE 6 PRETZELS.
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HEY, BOSS, WHERE DO
YOU WANT THE AIRWALKS?
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STOREROOM, TOP SHELF.
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HOW YOU DOING THERE, MARVIN?
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OK.
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HEY, STAR WARS.
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YOU LIKE STAR WARS, DO YOU?
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SURE.
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'CAUSE I LIKE IT, TOO.
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EXCEPT FOR THAT
NEW STUFF THEY ADDED.
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I'M NOT SO CRAZY ABOUT THAT,
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THAT JABBA THE HUT SCENE.
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TO ME, IT WAS A LITTLE
REDUNDANT AND SELF-INDULGENT.
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IT'S ONLY A MOVIE.
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NO, I JUST MEANT, YOU KNOW...
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YEAH. SEE YOU LATER.
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HE'S STILL MAD AT ME, ISN'T HE?
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WHO, MARVIN? YEAH.
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WHY? I DON'T GET IT.
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OK, YES, I CALLED HIM A SISSY,
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BUT THEN I APOLOGIZED.
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HE SHOULD LIKE ME NOW.
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PAULIE, DO YOU LIKE HIM?
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WHAT THE HELL'S THE DIFFERENCE?
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THE POINT IS, I
WANT HIM TO LIKE ME.
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CALL ME CRAZY. I DON'T CARE.
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I DON'T CARE. YOU'RE CRAZY.
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LOOK, EVERYTHING'S PUT AWAY.
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IT'S DEAD OUT THERE. YOU
MIND IF WE PLAY A FEW HANDS?
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NO. LET'S PLAY.
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BEAUTIFUL.
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PLAY A LITTLE POKER, ARE YOU?
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OH, YEAH.
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YEAH. YOU KNOW, I WAS
IN A GAME FOR A WHILE.
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IS THAT RIGHT?
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WE BROKE UP, AND
I MISS THAT GAME.
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UH-HUH.
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I BEEN THINKING I SHOULD
GET MYSELF INTO A NEW GAME.
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PAULIE, WOULD
YOU LIKE TO JOIN US?
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SURE. YEAH, IF IT'S
OK WITH MARVIN.
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SURE.
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THEY'RE NOT SPECIAL STAR
WARS CARDS OR ANYTHING.
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STAR WARS CARDS.
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HO! I AM HOT.
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I AM IN THE ZONE.
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I AM IN THE HOT ZONE.
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HEY, BOSS, CAN I
BORROW ANOTHER 20?
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HEY, MARVIN. I GOT YOU AGAIN.
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I GOT YOU. HERE YOU GO.
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ALL RIGHT.
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3.
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AND 3 MORE.
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HO. WHAT, ARE YOU RAISING ME?
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WHAT THE HELL YOU GOT THERE?
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ARE YOU IN, OR ARE YOU OUT?
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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WHAT DO YOU GOT?
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3 ACES!
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WHO'S THE MAN?
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ZIMMER! ZIMMER! ZIMMER!
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WHOO!
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VERY NICE, ALTHOUGH,
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NOT QUITE AS NICE
AS A FULL HOUSE.
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HO-HO!
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BUT, MARVIN, YOU
PLAYED VERY WELL.
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YOU CAME IN SECOND.
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YOU GOT TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT THAT.
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DEAL ME IN THE NEXT HAND.
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I THINK I'M GOING TO
STEP OUT AFTER THIS ONE.
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YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
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PAULIE, I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED.
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I THOUGHT YOU
WANTED HIM TO LIKE YOU.
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I DO.
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WELL, IT'S WORKING LIKE A CHARM.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT ME
TO DO? I GOT GOOD CARDS.
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YOU KNOW, HE'S TOTALLY BROKE.
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WELL, WHY WOULDN'T
SOMEBODY TELL ME THIS?
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WHAT DO WE CARE IF YOU
AND MARVIN ARE FRIENDS?
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MARVIN. MARVIN, CAN I
TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?
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EXCUSE US.
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HEY, MARV, WHEN I
TOOK ALL YOUR MONEY,
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I DIDN'T KNOW THAT
YOU WERE HURTING.
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LET'S JUST SAY THAT WE
WERE PLAYING FOR FUN.
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WE WEREN'T PLAYING FOR FUN.
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DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE
OF A MAN WHO IS PLAYING FOR FUN?
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NOT REALLY, NO.
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NO. WE WERE PLAYING FOR
MONEY, AND DON'T WORRY,
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I'M GONNA PAY THAT 60
BUCKS BACK THAT I OWE YOU.
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THAT'S NO PROBLEM.
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I'M NOT GONNA FORGET ABOUT IT.
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YOU KNOW, LISTEN...
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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PAULIE, YOU NEVER MENTION
HIS FINANCIAL PROBLEMS,
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ALL RIGHT?
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IT HUMILIATES HIM.
HE BECOMES FURIOUS.
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OK, COULD YOU TELL
ME THESE THINGS
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MAYBE BEFORE I DO THEM?
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COME HERE. LOOK WHAT I GOT.
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THIS IS THE PERFECT SOLUTION.
246
00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:56,345
SEE, WE TELL OUR MOTHERS THAT WE
WENT WITH A PLAYPEN INSTEAD OF A CRIB,
247
00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:57,946
AND, THAT WAY, NEITHER
OF THEM WILL FEEL SLIGHTED.
248
00:08:57,970 --> 00:08:59,949
BOTH OF THEM WILL FEEL SLIGHTED.
249
00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:02,507
IT'S NOT A FOOLPROOF PLAN.
250
00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,275
BUT LOOK AT THIS.
251
00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:05,877
IT'S SOFT AND BOUNCY.
252
00:09:05,912 --> 00:09:07,378
WELL, AT LEAST THE BABY
253
00:09:07,413 --> 00:09:10,381
WON'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT MOSQUITOES.
254
00:09:10,416 --> 00:09:11,461
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
255
00:09:11,485 --> 00:09:13,517
YOU BOUGHT AN UGLY CRIB.
256
00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,253
SERIOUSLY.
257
00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:17,055
MY MOTHER CALLED.
258
00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:19,590
SHE SAYS SHE'S NOT SURE IF SHE
CAN MAKE IT TO THE BABY SHOWER.
259
00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:22,066
THEN SHE IMMEDIATELY ASKED ME
IF SYLVIA WAS GOING TO BE THERE.
260
00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:25,140
WELL, YOU KNOW, MY MOTHER
AIN'T CRAZY ABOUT HER EITHER.
261
00:09:25,164 --> 00:09:27,598
WHAT ARE WE GOING
TO DO WITH THOSE TWO?
262
00:09:27,633 --> 00:09:28,777
KEEP THEM APART.
263
00:09:28,801 --> 00:09:30,835
DO YOU WANT YOUR
CHILD TO GROW UP
264
00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:33,103
AND NEVER SEE HIS 2
GRANDMOTHERS IN THE SAME ROOM?
265
00:09:33,139 --> 00:09:35,473
NEXT TO RAISING
HIM IN A DEMOCRACY,
266
00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:37,842
THAT'S THE GREATEST
GIFT I COULD GIVE HIM.
267
00:09:39,946 --> 00:09:41,413
I HAVE ONE IDEA.
268
00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:42,414
WHAT?
269
00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:43,548
QUILTING.
270
00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:46,551
JUST SEW OUR MOMS TOGETHER?
271
00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,920
WHEN I WAS RIGHT OUT OF
COLLEGE, I GOT THESE 2 KITTENS,
272
00:09:48,955 --> 00:09:50,922
AND THEY HATED EACH
OTHER NO MATTER WHAT I DID.
273
00:09:50,957 --> 00:09:52,891
I ASKED THE VET WHAT
I SHOULD DO ABOUT IT,
274
00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:55,393
AND HE SAID I SHOULD SMEAR
THEM BOTH WITH TUNA FISH OIL
275
00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,239
AND THEN LOCK THEM IN THE
SHOWER STALL TOGETHER.
276
00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:59,363
I DID, AND WHEN I WENT
IN TO CHECK ON THEM,
277
00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:02,111
THEY WERE ALL CUDDLED UP IN AN
ADORABLE LITTLE BALL LICKING EACH OTHER,
278
00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:03,415
AND THEY WERE
FRIENDS EVER SINCE.
279
00:10:09,709 --> 00:10:11,687
ALL RIGHT. LET ME
JUST SAY RIGHT NOW,
280
00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:13,689
IF YOU SMEAR OUR
MOTHERS WITH TUNA FISH,
281
00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:15,947
THEY WILL BE VERY ANGRY.
282
00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:17,348
I'M HAVING THEM
OVER HERE TOMORROW
283
00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:19,217
TO TEACH ME HOW TO QUILT.
284
00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:21,386
SO... I'M THE TUNA. GET IT?
285
00:10:22,556 --> 00:10:23,955
WELL, ALL RIGHT.
286
00:10:23,990 --> 00:10:25,468
THERE IS AN OUTSIDE CHANCE
287
00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:27,136
THAT YOU COULD
GET LICKED TO DEATH
288
00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,094
BY BOTH OUR MOTHERS.
289
00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:32,641
WHERE DO YOU WANT IT?
290
00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:34,098
FAR AWAY FROM HERE.
291
00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:35,866
JUST PUT IT WITH THE OTHERS.
292
00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,805
WHAT... WHAT IS THIS?
293
00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,940
YOU BOUGHT A
PLAYPEN. I BOUGHT THIS.
294
00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:46,310
ALL RIGHT. SO, MAYBE
295
00:10:46,345 --> 00:10:48,512
THE BABY WILL SHOW
UP WITH FRIENDS.
296
00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,624
MARVIN. HI. HEY, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
297
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,127
I CAME TO PAY YOU BACK
SOME OF WHAT I OWE.
298
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:06,230
YOU KNOW, THAT'S
TOTALLY NOT NECESSARY.
299
00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,244
REALLY. IT WOULD MAKE
ME FEEL MUCH BETTER.
300
00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:09,667
OK. SURE. COME ON IN.
301
00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:11,168
BUT, YOU KNOW, MARVIN, LISTEN,
302
00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:13,505
ONLY WHAT YOU CAN
ABSOLUTELY AFFORD.
303
00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:15,039
I CAN'T AFFORD ANYTHING.
304
00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:16,674
ALL RIGHT.
305
00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:18,921
WOULD YOU LIKE A RECEIPT?
306
00:11:18,945 --> 00:11:22,680
I THOUGHT I WOULD,
UH, WORK IT OFF
307
00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:24,649
DOING SMALL HOUSEHOLD CHORES.
308
00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:28,186
YOU KNOW, WELL...
309
00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:31,488
I THINK I WOULD FEEL KIND
OF AWKWARD WITH THAT.
310
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:32,690
WELL, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
311
00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:34,525
SO IT'S BACK TO THE BLOOD BANK.
312
00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:35,693
NO, MARVIN.
313
00:11:35,728 --> 00:11:37,195
MARVIN. NO, NO, NO.
314
00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:40,698
YEAH, SURE. YOU COULD
DO SOME CHORES. SURE.
315
00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:43,201
OK. WHAT?
316
00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:45,169
I DON'T KNOW.
317
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,946
I COULD STACK YOUR CRIBS.
318
00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:55,479
YOU KNOW, UM, MAYBE JUST
STRAIGHTEN UP A LITTLE BIT,
319
00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:57,015
AND THEN WE'LL CALL IT EVEN.
320
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,015
NO, NO, NO, NO.
321
00:11:58,050 --> 00:11:59,683
STRAIGHTENING UP IS $5.00.
322
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,763
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A WHOLE
PRICE LIST AND EVERYTHING.
323
00:12:01,787 --> 00:12:02,753
HI, MARVIN.
324
00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:04,255
HI, MRS. BUCHMAN.
325
00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:05,790
WHY ARE YOU CLEANING?
326
00:12:05,825 --> 00:12:07,136
HE, UH... HE WANTS TO.
327
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,637
SO, THIS IS IT? WE'RE QUILTING?
328
00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,172
THE WHOLE PLAN IS IN MOTION?
329
00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:11,562
THEY'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
330
00:12:11,597 --> 00:12:13,375
YOU WANT TO KEEP THE
SHARPER IMAGE CATALOG?
331
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,632
UH, YEAH.
332
00:12:14,668 --> 00:12:16,645
YOU'LL NEVER ORDER FROM IT.
333
00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:18,669
FINE.
334
00:12:18,704 --> 00:12:20,704
I WANT TO LEAVE
THEM ALONE TOGETHER,
335
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,440
SO WHAT I NEED YOU TO
DO IS CALL ME FROM WORK.
336
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:26,110
I WASN'T PLANNING
TO GO IN TODAY.
337
00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:27,745
YES, YOU WERE.
338
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:30,348
HI, SWEETIE.
339
00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:31,349
HI, MOM.
340
00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:32,862
HI, HONEY. HI, PAULIE. HI.
341
00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,752
HELLO. HI.
342
00:12:34,787 --> 00:12:36,254
THIS IS MARVIN.
343
00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:37,255
HI.
344
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,156
CAN I TAKE YOUR COAT?
345
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,157
THANK YOU.
346
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:41,425
2.50.
347
00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:46,264
WELL, WHAT'S THIS?
348
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:47,509
A MISTAKE. IT'S GOING BACK.
349
00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:49,133
I SHOULD HOPE SO.
350
00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:50,635
OH, LOOK AT THIS.
351
00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:52,971
MY LITTLE GIRL'S GOT
A QUILTING BASKET.
352
00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:54,450
WELL, IT'S ACTUALLY MINE,
353
00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:56,151
BUT YOU GIRLS GO AHEAD.
354
00:12:56,175 --> 00:12:59,021
OH, I CAN'T WAIT TO
SHOW YOU MY SECRETS.
355
00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:00,045
UH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
356
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,890
COULD WE WAIT JUST
A FEW MINUTES? WHY?
357
00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:04,081
SOMEONE ELSE IS COMING. WHO?
358
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,516
SYLVIA.
359
00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:07,118
OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL.
360
00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:08,953
REALLY? YOU DON'T MIND?
361
00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:10,955
NO, I DON'T MIND.
362
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:12,423
I HAVE TO GO.
363
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,758
NO, NO, NO. MOM.
364
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:14,959
MOM. MOM, PLEASE DON'T.
365
00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:16,427
NO. I REALLY HAVE TO.
366
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,428
WHY?
367
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:20,164
A FRIEND... IN THE HOSPITAL.
368
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,765
SHE'S VERY SICK.
369
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,768
WHICH FRIEND?
370
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,103
JOYCE.
371
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:29,973
JOYCE... STARBUCKS.
372
00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:34,312
SHE'S IN THE HOSPITAL
FOR... ALLERGIES.
373
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:36,514
WHICH HOSPITAL? THE ONE UPTOWN.
374
00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:37,993
ST. JOHN'S? YES.
375
00:13:38,017 --> 00:13:39,817
DOWNTOWN. THEY MOVED IT?
376
00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:42,053
MOM, WILL YOU JUST
GIVE SYLVIA A CHANCE?
377
00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:43,732
I THINK YOU'D REALLY LIKE HER.
378
00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:45,923
ALL RIGHT. I'LL STAY IF
IT'LL MAKE YOU HAPPY,
379
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,391
BUT JUST FOR A FEW MINUTES.
380
00:13:47,426 --> 00:13:48,426
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
381
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,395
CAN I FRESHEN YOUR COFFEE?
382
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:52,630
HOW MUCH?
383
00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:53,631
2 BUCKS.
384
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:54,827
GO AHEAD.
385
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:57,702
HELLO, JAMIE. HI.
386
00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:58,881
HI, PAUL.
387
00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:00,738
HIYA, MAMA. LOOK WHO'S HERE.
388
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,474
I HAVE TO GO.
389
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:04,876
NO, WAIT. COME ON.
390
00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:06,055
I'D LIKE TO STAY,
391
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:08,157
BUT I HAVE TO... GET
DINNER STARTED.
392
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,358
IT'S ONLY 11:00.
393
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:10,993
I'M MAKING A VERY SPECIAL ROAST.
394
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,794
IT TAKES 3 HOURS OF PREPARATION,
395
00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:14,596
IT TAKES 2 HOURS TO MARINATE,
396
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:15,797
90 MINUTES FOR COOKING,
397
00:14:15,821 --> 00:14:17,781
AND A HALF AN HOUR TO SIT.
398
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:22,160
WHAT ARE YOU MAKING, A BISON?
399
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,073
SYLVIA, I WANTED YOU TO SHOW ME
400
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:26,275
THAT WONDERFUL STITCH
YOU DID ON THE TABLE RUNNER.
401
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,832
THE FLOWER CURL?
402
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:29,911
IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
403
00:14:29,935 --> 00:14:32,570
ALL RIGHT. BUT I CAN
ONLY STAY A FEW MINUTES.
404
00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:37,675
MARVIN?
405
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:38,843
MARVIN?
406
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,878
MARVIN, LISTEN, I'M GOING
TO GO TO THE OFFICE.
407
00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:42,680
SO, YOU, UH, WANT
TO COME WITH ME?
408
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,849
FOR A $10 ESCORT FEE.
409
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,016
DEAL.
410
00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:58,363
HELLO.
411
00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,630
PAUL.
412
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:00,631
REALLY?
413
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:03,100
OK. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
414
00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:04,435
PAUL FORGOT HIS BAG,
415
00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:06,437
SO I HAVE TO RUN DOWN
AND BRING IT TO HIM.
416
00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,606
WE'LL GO WITH YOU.
417
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:09,952
NO, NO, NO. STAY. QUILT.
418
00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:11,256
MAYBE EVEN TALK.
419
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,949
UH... I... I FOLD.
420
00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:54,118
FOLD? YOU GOT 3 KINGS SHOWING.
421
00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:57,988
YEAH. IT LOOKS
LIKE MORE THAN IT IS.
422
00:15:58,024 --> 00:16:01,425
SO, I GUESS MY JACKS
HAVE TO BET THE MAX.
423
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:02,771
I'M OUT. ME, TOO.
424
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:03,761
ME, TOO.
425
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:07,197
MY CHILDREN, COME TO PAPA.
426
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:09,645
BOY, MARVIN, YOU ARE
MAKING A KILLING HERE TODAY.
427
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,135
HEY, PAUL, MAN,
428
00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:13,170
I'M SO SORRY I WAS
SO COLD TO YOU
429
00:16:13,205 --> 00:16:14,650
THE OTHER DAY AFTER THE GAME,
430
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:17,108
BUT I GOT A LOT OF
ISSUES WITH MONEY.
431
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:18,286
PLEASE. COME ON.
432
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:21,645
I FEEL I DESERVE
MORE THAN I HAVE,
433
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:24,148
SO WHEN PEOPLE WHO HAVE MONEY
434
00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:26,884
TAKE IT AWAY FROM
ME, I RESENT THEM.
435
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:29,720
WELL, YOU'RE CERTAINLY
ARTICULATE ABOUT THAT.
436
00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:31,400
WELL, I'VE BEEN
SEEING A THERAPIST,
437
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,024
AND HE'S BEEN A HUGE HELP.
438
00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:34,770
REALLY? IT'S FUNNY,
'CAUSE YOUR THERAPIST
439
00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:36,271
IS SOMEBODY WHO HAS MONEY
440
00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:37,929
WHO TAKES YOUR MONEY.
441
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:43,901
WELL, THERE GOES THAT.
442
00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:45,681
NO. I DIDN'T MEAN
TO IMPLY THAT...
443
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:46,705
Jamie: HEY, GUYS.
444
00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:48,383
HI, JAMIE. HEY. JAMIE. HI.
445
00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:50,775
THIS IS WHAT YOU
DO WITH YOUR DAYS?
446
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,910
NO, NO. WE HAVE SCRABBLE, TOO.
447
00:16:52,946 --> 00:16:54,712
YOU WANT TO PLAY, MRS. BUCHMAN?
448
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:57,114
THE TABLE COULD
ALWAYS USE A LOVELY LADY.
449
00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:58,348
HEY, POKER, HUH?
450
00:16:58,384 --> 00:17:00,985
MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST GO GET
A CUP OF COFFEE SOMEWHERE.
451
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,231
NO, NO, NO. THIS
SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
452
00:17:03,255 --> 00:17:04,321
SEE? SHE WANTS TO PLAY.
453
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:05,901
OK, BUT, MARVIN,
SEE, THE THING IS...
454
00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:10,327
PAUL, I THINK I CAN
HANDLE MYSELF.
455
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:13,330
OK. THE GAME IS 5-CARD STUD:
456
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,143
HIGH-LOW, TRIPS
OR BETTER TO WIN.
457
00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:16,645
LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT.
458
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:20,605
A JAKE, TREY, A
BULLET, AND A BITCH.
459
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:27,278
HE FORGOT HIS BAG.
460
00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:28,913
WHAT, ARE WE AMATEURS?
461
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:34,151
I WONDER WHY SHE THINKS
WE DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER.
462
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,986
I REALLY HAVE NO IDEA.
463
00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:38,088
I MEAN, WE ARE VERY
DIFFERENT WOMEN.
464
00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:39,423
DIFFERENT BACKGROUNDS.
465
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,125
YEAH. DIFFERENT
WAY OF DOING THINGS.
466
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:43,071
CERTAINLY DIFFERENT TASTES.
467
00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:44,128
YEAH.
468
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:47,498
IN A MILLION YEARS,
469
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:49,667
I WOULDN'T HAVE
CHOSEN A CRIB LIKE THAT.
470
00:17:53,138 --> 00:17:55,740
YOU GOT A PICTURE OF
ME BUYING THAT ONE?
471
00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:00,478
YEAH. YOURS IS SO GOTHIC.
472
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:04,014
GOTHIC?
473
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:05,015
MM-HMM.
474
00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:07,618
WELL... YES, MAYBE SO.
475
00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:09,620
MUCH IN THE SAME WAY
476
00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:12,923
THAT YOURS IS
SLIGHTLY... GARISH.
477
00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:14,959
GARISH?
478
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:17,228
MINE IS NOT GARISH.
479
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:19,630
OH, WELL, THEN I GUESS
NEITHER IS LAS VEGAS.
480
00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:21,432
WOULD YOU PLEASE LOOK AT YOURS?
481
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:22,433
WHAT ABOUT MINE?
482
00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:24,402
MINE HAPPENS TO
BE VERY INVITING.
483
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,957
SURE, IF YOU'RE ROSEMARY'S BABY.
484
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,039
WELL, EXCUSE ME,
485
00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:30,941
BUT I DON'T THINK
THEY'RE PLANNING
486
00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:33,411
ON RAISING A BABY CLOWN.
487
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:36,747
I SUPPOSE YOU
THINK THAT YOUR CRIB
488
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:39,082
IS MUCH BETTER THAN MY CRIB.
489
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,685
NO, NO. I JUST THINK
THAT YOUR CRIB
490
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,520
IS THREATENED BY MY CRIB
491
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:44,788
BECAUSE IT HAS TASTE.
492
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:47,090
YOUR CRIB DOES NOT HAVE TASTE.
493
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,092
YOUR CRIB IS AN UPTIGHT,
494
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,295
PASSIVE/AGGRESSIVE LITTLE PRISS.
495
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:54,098
WELL, YOUR CRIB IS A LOUD,
496
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,666
OVERBEARING FISHWIFE.
497
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:58,736
YOUR CRIB... HAS A BAD DYE JOB.
498
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,779
WELL, YOUR CRIB
CAN JUST GO TO HELL!
499
00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:37,808
DON'T YOU DARE.
500
00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:50,821
BOY, MARVIN SURE GOT
SURLY ALL OF A SUDDEN.
501
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:53,102
YEAH. HE CAN BE A MOODY GUY.
502
00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:55,859
SO I WON A LITTLE MONEY.
503
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:58,095
SWEETIE, YOU WON $300.
504
00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:03,367
THERE WASN'T A GUY AT THE
TABLE DIDN'T WANT YOU DEAD.
505
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:06,703
IT'S NOT MY FAULT THEY
DON'T KNOW HOW TO BLUFF.
506
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,872
WHY IS IT SO QUIET IN THERE?
507
00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:16,647
WHAT HAPPENED HERE?
508
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:20,184
MM, THE OTHER CRIBS GOT TOGETHER
509
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,652
AND VOTED THIS GUY.
510
00:20:24,157 --> 00:20:25,122
HI. HELLO.
511
00:20:25,158 --> 00:20:26,891
WHEN DID YOU TWO GET HERE?
512
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:28,203
JUST, UH, JUST NOW.
513
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,593
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
514
00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:32,029
OF... THE CRIB. THE CRIB.
515
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,030
WE WENT SHOPPING.
516
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:34,031
WE BOUGHT IT TOGETHER.
517
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:35,032
WE PICKED IT OUT.
518
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:37,634
YOUR MOTHER HAS
A VERY SHARP EYE.
519
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:38,635
LET ME TELL YOU,
520
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,070
YOUR MOTHER IS
SOME WHEELER-DEALER.
521
00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:42,217
WELL, I DO KNOW THE
VALUE OF A DOLLAR.
522
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,207
YOU HUNGRY?
523
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,362
YEAH. WE MADE TUNA SANDWICHES.
524
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,758
YOU'VE GOT A LITTLE SPOT.
525
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:52,483
LOOK, YOU'VE GOT
A LITTLE THING HERE.
526
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,222
YOU DID ALL THIS TOGETHER?
527
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,222
YEAH.
528
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,158
YEAH. WHAT, I
MEAN, WE'RE FAMILY.
529
00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:03,005
YEAH, I KNOW, BUT,
COME ON, YOU GUYS...
530
00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:04,895
ALL RIGHT. THERE WERE
A FEW DIFFERENCES.
531
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,897
WE IRONED THEM
OUT. OK. NEXT CASE.
532
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:09,845
I MEAN, AFTER ALL, WE ARE GOING
TO BE THROWN TOGETHER A LOT
533
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:12,670
FOR THE NEXT 45, 50 YEARS.
534
00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:15,672
OH, MY GOD.
535
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:17,019
THIS IS JUST WONDERFUL.
536
00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:19,109
WOULD YOU PLEASE
LOOK AT THE HOUR?
537
00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:20,110
OH, GOD.
538
00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:21,456
WE WERE HAVING SUCH FUN,
539
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,025
I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THE TIME.
540
00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:26,450
WELL, NOW YOU
KIDS ENJOY THE CRIB.
541
00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:27,785
I SAW A BETTER CRIB.
542
00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:29,419
I'LL GET IT FOR YOU LATER.
543
00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:34,024
I HAD TO GET THAT ONE
JUST TO SHUT HER UP.
544
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:35,693
BYE, SWEETHEART.
545
00:21:35,728 --> 00:21:37,128
BYE-BYE.
546
00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:38,340
SWEETHEART, SEE YOU LATER.
547
00:21:38,364 --> 00:21:40,764
BYE-BYE. BYE, YOU TWO.
548
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,147
WELL, THAT WAS PRETTY NICE, HUH?
549
00:21:45,171 --> 00:21:47,171
YEAH.
550
00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:48,773
YEAH.
551
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:49,773
YEAH.
552
00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:51,320
YOUR MOTHER SAY ANYTHING TO YOU?
553
00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:52,809
NO. WHY?
554
00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:54,211
YOURS?
555
00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:55,526
NO, NOTHING.
556
00:21:56,582 --> 00:21:57,547
OK. SO, GOOD.
557
00:21:57,583 --> 00:21:58,548
YEAH.
558
00:21:58,584 --> 00:21:59,584
OK.
559
00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:10,961
I CALL.
560
00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:12,529
DEAR GOD.
561
00:22:12,564 --> 00:22:14,898
3 KINGS.
562
00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:17,667
STRAIGHT, 10 HIGH.
563
00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:20,504
FLUSH TO THE QUEEN.
564
00:22:20,539 --> 00:22:23,474
FULL BOAT, 7s AND DEUCES.
565
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:25,042
SORRY, BOYS.
566
00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:27,277
STRAIGHT FLUSH.
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