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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:10,604 --> 00:02:12,959 God's grace, brother. I'll come later, yeah?! 2 00:02:18,321 --> 00:02:20,630 God's grace, brother, nothing for the convent? 3 00:02:20,721 --> 00:02:22,757 What can I give you? I can shoe your mule. 4 00:02:22,842 --> 00:02:26,470 It already is shoed. God's grace, brother. 5 00:02:26,921 --> 00:02:28,070 Goodbye, father. 6 00:02:32,639 --> 00:02:35,073 God's grace, sisters, anything for the convent? 7 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:37,992 - I don't have anything. - A few dimes for the poor? 8 00:02:39,038 --> 00:02:42,586 - Always... Here. - Thank you. 9 00:02:43,556 --> 00:02:46,196 - Take it - God's grace, sisters. 10 00:02:48,276 --> 00:02:50,709 We'd have better given this money to Pasquale,.. 11 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:53,309 .. he really need it! - Ah, but I don't understand,.. 12 00:02:53,394 --> 00:02:56,068 .. he slogs all day long, but can't feed his family. 13 00:02:56,155 --> 00:02:58,429 What can I say, maybe he doesn't know how to treat his customers. 14 00:02:58,514 --> 00:03:01,426 When his wife Provvidenza, may God rest her soul, was alive... 15 00:03:01,513 --> 00:03:03,629 She helped him by doing the midwife. 16 00:03:03,713 --> 00:03:06,351 Yeah, sure, she was more a midwife for herself! 17 00:03:06,792 --> 00:03:10,023 - In 5 years, how many did she pour out? - 5 pairs of twins. 18 00:03:10,112 --> 00:03:12,341 - Six pairs! - Six! 19 00:03:12,670 --> 00:03:14,150 King Marzipan's cooks,.. 20 00:03:14,230 --> 00:03:16,949 .. trying to restore the sad Princess'apetite,.. 21 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:19,463 .. brought her the most delicious courses. 22 00:03:20,390 --> 00:03:24,222 The first cook made her a huge swallow liver pie,.. 23 00:03:24,389 --> 00:03:27,425 .. but the sad Princess didn't even cast it a single glance. 24 00:03:28,747 --> 00:03:32,979 The second cook brought her a big cock with truffles,.. 25 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,299 .. stuffed with sweet chestnuts,... 26 00:03:35,746 --> 00:03:38,419 .. but the sad Princess threw it thourgh the window. 27 00:03:38,865 --> 00:03:42,414 The third cook, brought her a big, enormous, roasted lamb.. 28 00:03:42,984 --> 00:03:47,420 .. covered in sweet peas, but the sad Princess gave it to the cat. 29 00:03:47,664 --> 00:03:50,176 Sister Virginia! Don Manuel, your brother, has arrived. 30 00:03:50,262 --> 00:03:53,334 Very well. At last, it's been a week I was waiting for him! 31 00:03:53,742 --> 00:03:56,575 Go home, children, we'll finish the story tomorrow. 32 00:03:58,542 --> 00:04:00,657 - When will we eat? - Let's go to daddy. 33 00:04:06,899 --> 00:04:09,857 I'm hungry, daddy! I'm hungry, daddy! 34 00:04:13,017 --> 00:04:14,053 And I, I'm not hungry? 35 00:04:14,578 --> 00:04:16,215 If I deliver these shoes, we'll eat,.. 36 00:04:16,297 --> 00:04:20,175 .. otherwise we'll make another hole in the belt and strangle the belly. 37 00:04:21,136 --> 00:04:24,287 Daddy, if you deliver the shoes, will you make us a liver pie? 38 00:04:24,376 --> 00:04:26,332 - A what? - I want cock with truffles! 39 00:04:26,416 --> 00:04:29,373 - I want the lamb! - The cake! 40 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:31,732 Who has taught all these dirty words? 41 00:04:31,814 --> 00:04:34,281 - The sister from Monza. - So, the sister from Monza? 42 00:04:34,454 --> 00:04:35,569 That dubious one! 43 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:38,087 How could she say such things to innocent souls? 44 00:04:38,333 --> 00:04:40,402 Provvidenza, delightful wife,.. 45 00:04:40,492 --> 00:04:43,052 .. why have you left me alone in these valley of tears? 46 00:04:43,132 --> 00:04:46,202 When you were alive, with your noble profession,.. 47 00:04:46,290 --> 00:04:49,805 .. you held the boat afloat! Now, it's I that must think about work. 48 00:04:50,570 --> 00:04:53,403 Because, children, if you don't work, you don't eat! 49 00:04:53,530 --> 00:04:56,362 - And the other way around... - ... you don't eat all the same. 50 00:04:56,449 --> 00:04:59,281 How dare you, rotten son, to make such inuendos? 51 00:04:59,368 --> 00:05:01,929 As punishment, you'll go to bed without eating. 52 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:05,442 - It's enough eating lunch... - O, so? Now, we have pretentions,.. 53 00:05:05,527 --> 00:05:08,643 .. eating twice a day, we want to have the bilunch. 54 00:05:08,966 --> 00:05:12,845 Scram, go home! Go away, delinquents! 55 00:05:13,885 --> 00:05:15,682 - My good man... - Your servant, your excellency. 56 00:05:15,764 --> 00:05:19,836 - Are my shoes ready? - More than ready. We do them on the spot. 57 00:05:20,084 --> 00:05:23,758 - Put my hat somewhere. - Wherever? - Yes. - There! 58 00:05:24,084 --> 00:05:25,835 - So... - Well? Where are they? 59 00:05:25,924 --> 00:05:29,279 Here. A little polish here and you can take them; a little polish... 60 00:05:29,802 --> 00:05:30,757 Brilliant! 61 00:05:32,042 --> 00:05:36,193 - Look. Smell the sole... - Yes, yes, they seem nice. 62 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:37,919 - You can mirror yourself! - Yes, it's not bad... 63 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:41,389 - Nobody works like me around here. - Yes, I've been told... 64 00:05:41,478 --> 00:05:43,833 - It takes a whilw, but... - 5 scudi. 65 00:05:44,278 --> 00:05:47,031 Hey, just a moment, just a moment! I want to try them first. 66 00:05:47,118 --> 00:05:49,392 - Your Excellency doesn't trust me? - It's not that I don't trust you,.. 67 00:05:49,478 --> 00:05:51,547 .. but I want to see how they fit. 68 00:05:51,796 --> 00:05:52,753 De gustibus... 69 00:05:52,917 --> 00:05:54,794 Please, take these shoes off. 70 00:05:54,877 --> 00:05:58,835 - Immediately. What shoes you're wearing... - What's the matter with them? 71 00:05:58,916 --> 00:06:01,634 - If you permit me, it's a shame! - Why a shame? 72 00:06:01,715 --> 00:06:03,148 A shame, upon my word of honour. 73 00:06:03,235 --> 00:06:05,874 - These are not shoes, but deadwood. - But, mister,.. 74 00:06:05,954 --> 00:06:07,705 .. these are beautiful shoes, I've been wearing them for a year. 75 00:06:07,793 --> 00:06:10,023 You should be ashamed by these shoes,.. 76 00:06:10,113 --> 00:06:13,388 .. it's I, a professional, telling you this. - Sure, sure. You're all the same. 77 00:06:13,473 --> 00:06:14,428 Come on, take it off. 78 00:06:15,553 --> 00:06:18,190 Ah, what rubbish, it nauseates me only to touch it. 79 00:06:18,272 --> 00:06:21,104 - What are you doing, throwing them away? - Why, you want to keep it as a relic? 80 00:06:21,191 --> 00:06:23,705 - But it's natural, not for throwing away. - For the name of God... 81 00:06:23,790 --> 00:06:26,463 - All right, let's see this masterpiece... - A gentleman like yourself! 82 00:06:26,550 --> 00:06:28,667 - Easy, easy. - You should go easy 'cause... 83 00:06:30,270 --> 00:06:31,304 It won't come on? 84 00:06:32,469 --> 00:06:34,300 The maestro's hand is needed... 85 00:06:36,669 --> 00:06:38,419 - Please, let me work! - What do you mean?! 86 00:06:38,507 --> 00:06:40,577 Every man has his job, I got my dignity. - But I... 87 00:06:40,668 --> 00:06:42,224 It's me that can work in the square. 88 00:06:42,307 --> 00:06:45,422 But... Ahi! - We're losing time? 89 00:06:45,786 --> 00:06:48,094 I don't care, it's enough with that hammer. 90 00:06:48,184 --> 00:06:49,140 I can't work like this. 91 00:06:49,225 --> 00:06:52,456 Please, take my shoe off. Come on, it hurts terribly,.. 92 00:06:52,705 --> 00:06:55,218 .. I can't take it anymore. - Done. 93 00:06:56,584 --> 00:06:59,256 - Ahi, ahi! What have you done? - Ah! What a foot! 94 00:06:59,543 --> 00:07:01,977 - What does it mean? - It's a giant foot that you have! 95 00:07:02,062 --> 00:07:04,131 - Let me look at it... - Well, look at it. 96 00:07:04,221 --> 00:07:05,860 - It's a phenomenon! - What are you saying, it's normal! 97 00:07:05,942 --> 00:07:08,215 - It's for the circus. - Are you joking!? 98 00:07:08,301 --> 00:07:10,769 This here, sir, is a pig's foot. 99 00:07:11,020 --> 00:07:12,419 I don't have to come here.. 100 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:14,855 .. to be insulted by a cobbler. 101 00:07:15,299 --> 00:07:18,052 And then, then... Don't you move! 102 00:07:18,739 --> 00:07:20,695 - It doesn't come in. It doesn't come in. - It doesn't come in. It doesn't come in. 103 00:07:20,779 --> 00:07:21,813 - It doesn't come in? - Of course not! 104 00:07:21,899 --> 00:07:23,809 - The foot is bended. - No more hammer! 105 00:07:23,899 --> 00:07:26,457 I have the dignity of a craftsman! 106 00:07:26,617 --> 00:07:27,732 And I know what foot I have. 107 00:07:27,817 --> 00:07:30,775 - I must finish the job. - Please, let the hammer alone! 108 00:07:30,857 --> 00:07:32,892 - Aah! Not the hammer! - Grit your teeth, like this. 109 00:07:32,976 --> 00:07:36,365 In your dreams! I didn't come to the dentist! Look here! 110 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:39,769 - Do you know you're handsome guy? - You're handsome! 111 00:07:39,855 --> 00:07:43,130 Of course it didn't fit, don't you see this is a right one? 112 00:07:43,293 --> 00:07:47,047 - It was the wrong foot. - No, shoe, you've made two right ones! 113 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:49,487 - O, yes? - Because you wanted two left one? 114 00:07:49,572 --> 00:07:52,928 No, man, I wanted a left one, and a right one. 115 00:07:53,093 --> 00:07:55,811 O, yes? And since they make two meters and two measurments? 116 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:59,042 What have you planned? You think you scare with the beard? 117 00:07:59,131 --> 00:08:01,803 I got no beard, I depilate myself. Depilate yourself! 118 00:08:01,930 --> 00:08:04,807 - Be patient... - But I'm wearing a beard beacause... 119 00:08:04,889 --> 00:08:06,958 - I can't believe it! - Neither do I! 120 00:08:07,049 --> 00:08:08,686 Hear me... you're not a clobber. 121 00:08:08,768 --> 00:08:12,204 O, no, don't insult, be careful. I'm a specialized labourer! 122 00:08:12,288 --> 00:08:14,403 - Specialized in what? - In making right shoes. 123 00:08:14,486 --> 00:08:15,442 - Ah, the right one... - Have you understood? 124 00:08:15,526 --> 00:08:17,960 I was partner with Mastro Nardo, then we quarrelled.. 125 00:08:18,046 --> 00:08:20,559 .. and he left with the left shoes lasts to Vigevano. 126 00:08:20,646 --> 00:08:24,081 Then I have to go to Vigevano to have my left shoe made? 127 00:08:24,165 --> 00:08:26,440 - If you want to, go. - Sure, I'll go like a cripple. 128 00:08:26,525 --> 00:08:28,754 - No, go on hands and knees! - What are you rambling! 129 00:08:28,844 --> 00:08:31,596 - Then shut up! Shut up! - You shut up! 130 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:33,753 - You must mend the shoe. - Freak! 131 00:08:33,843 --> 00:08:37,597 - Who? - Who has his left foot at the right one. - Fag! 132 00:08:37,681 --> 00:08:40,401 - How dare you? - Be a sport and scram. 133 00:08:40,841 --> 00:08:43,912 Damn clobber! You'll pay for it! I'll denounce you 134 00:08:44,361 --> 00:08:46,873 Daddy, there's a gentleman waiting for you at home. 135 00:08:46,959 --> 00:08:48,598 - A regular? - No, never seen him! 136 00:08:48,839 --> 00:08:50,273 A new client, then? Let's go! 137 00:08:56,239 --> 00:08:58,115 - You are? - Good day. 138 00:08:58,198 --> 00:09:01,826 Listen, if you've come for shoes, let's make it clear,.. 139 00:09:01,997 --> 00:09:05,352 .. 'cause I don't want no trouble. I only do right shoes. 140 00:09:05,437 --> 00:09:07,506 If yoy like, fine, if not, leave! I... 141 00:09:07,596 --> 00:09:09,028 - Easy, easy! - What do you mean 'easy'? 142 00:09:09,115 --> 00:09:11,867 - Are you Pasquale Cicciacalda? - Cicciacalda, why? 143 00:09:12,114 --> 00:09:13,833 Do you know you owe money to the entire county? 144 00:09:13,914 --> 00:09:15,267 I know the ropes. 145 00:09:15,795 --> 00:09:19,753 - You must pay: 5 scudi for the back pay of 2 years'rent... - I don't object. 146 00:09:19,835 --> 00:09:23,984 ...3 to the buthcer and 2 to the baker. 500 scudi in all. 147 00:09:24,153 --> 00:09:28,270 How do you get 500 scudi? Five and two? Seven. Plus three? Ten. 148 00:09:28,431 --> 00:09:32,105 - You get 500. 490 from what? - And the taxes? - What taxes? 149 00:09:32,231 --> 00:09:35,301 - 490 is for one year of back pay taxes. - Oh, yes? 150 00:09:35,751 --> 00:09:39,981 Who do you think you are? Ben Hur? Where will we end up? 151 00:09:40,269 --> 00:09:42,021 It's about time to stop it, get it? 152 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,663 - Then, do you want to pay or not? - No. 153 00:09:45,908 --> 00:09:46,977 - Why? - Why? 154 00:09:47,147 --> 00:09:51,186 Two reasons: first: I don't have a lira,.. 155 00:09:51,827 --> 00:09:54,580 .. second: I'm dead in the water. 156 00:09:54,826 --> 00:09:57,420 - Then you'll be banished from the county. - Me, banished? 157 00:09:57,625 --> 00:10:02,698 Oh, yes? You're banishing a gentleman with 12 twins to feed? 158 00:10:03,263 --> 00:10:04,902 The impost law is clear: 159 00:10:05,464 --> 00:10:07,658 .. confiscation and selling of all property of the one in arrears. 160 00:10:07,943 --> 00:10:09,899 - How did you call me? - In arrears. 161 00:10:09,983 --> 00:10:11,735 Don't offend me, sir! I usually and by all laws.. 162 00:10:11,822 --> 00:10:15,609 .. am not in arrears, I'm a serious man, and a widower, got it, damn you? 163 00:10:15,941 --> 00:10:18,217 Enough! No more talk. So,.. 164 00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:21,095 .. I, representative of the Impost etc... 165 00:10:21,181 --> 00:10:24,330 .. I have gone to the house of one Pasquale Cicciacalda... 166 00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:26,576 Why does Cicciacalda make you sick? 167 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:30,412 ...and proceeded to the impoundment. I write and you dictate. 168 00:10:30,578 --> 00:10:32,728 - Dictate what? - Describe the movables! 169 00:10:33,178 --> 00:10:34,735 Vulture! 170 00:10:36,777 --> 00:10:41,247 I begin with this, yes? Matrimonial bed for 12. 171 00:10:41,816 --> 00:10:46,366 Historians assertit was used by Numa Pompilius in his youth. 172 00:10:47,015 --> 00:10:48,528 - Value? - 100 scudi. 173 00:10:49,694 --> 00:10:55,245 On this egyptian sommier for fornicating, the famous greek historian Esanofele,.. 174 00:10:55,613 --> 00:11:00,970 .. asserts in his works that the said sommier was used by Cleopatra.. 175 00:11:01,212 --> 00:11:03,964 .. at her first date with Marco and Antonio. 176 00:11:04,132 --> 00:11:05,564 - Value? - 100 scudi. 177 00:11:06,730 --> 00:11:11,599 This four legged stoll, made from the purest of coconuts,.. 178 00:11:12,409 --> 00:11:16,163 .. was the cause for many a heated argument among experts. 179 00:11:16,328 --> 00:11:21,402 Some stubbornly argued that this stool was a Louis XVth,.. 180 00:11:21,528 --> 00:11:25,679 .. others agreed that it was a Louis XVIth. 181 00:11:25,926 --> 00:11:29,123 I didn't follow neither of these, because for me.. 182 00:11:29,206 --> 00:11:32,197 .. this stool is an early Gaetano. 183 00:11:32,445 --> 00:11:34,002 - Value? - 100 scudi. 184 00:11:35,204 --> 00:11:37,354 Further, let's go further... 185 00:11:38,604 --> 00:11:42,881 Murano chandelier, covered with bronzed gold, four sides, one light,.. 186 00:11:43,523 --> 00:11:45,876 .. unique. - Value? - 100 scudi. 187 00:11:46,563 --> 00:11:48,154 Here we have.. 188 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,874 .. bathroom fittings, toilet set for 12. 189 00:11:52,441 --> 00:11:55,989 Exquisite Etruscan hand made china, IVth century.. 190 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:57,878 - Value? - 200 scudi. 191 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:01,676 - Have you added up? How much is it? - According to your figures.. 192 00:12:02,119 --> 00:12:03,073 .. 600 scudi. 193 00:12:03,359 --> 00:12:06,111 - 600? Then, I owe 500, isn't it? - Yes. 194 00:12:06,558 --> 00:12:08,115 You owe me 100 scudi. 195 00:12:08,197 --> 00:12:09,790 Are you making fun of me? 196 00:12:09,877 --> 00:12:12,994 Remember I'm a public servant and I can arrest you! 197 00:12:13,076 --> 00:12:16,513 Here everything stays impounded and you'll be banished from the county. 198 00:12:17,276 --> 00:12:19,312 I? You jerk, you dimwitty,.. 199 00:12:19,396 --> 00:12:23,308 .. if you ever set foot again in this house I'll make you 2 eyes like this! 200 00:12:23,675 --> 00:12:25,585 What have you said? What? 201 00:12:25,675 --> 00:12:28,346 Say it again, if you have the guts! - Who has said what? 202 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:37,025 Look what happened... 203 00:12:43,670 --> 00:12:46,105 Can I? God's grace, brother! 204 00:12:47,270 --> 00:12:49,419 Anything for the poor? 205 00:12:50,669 --> 00:12:54,741 When a mendicant friar comes begging you must give him something to eat.. 206 00:12:55,068 --> 00:12:56,625 .. for the poor. 207 00:13:22,542 --> 00:13:25,454 Children, what was your poor mother's name? 208 00:13:25,622 --> 00:13:27,691 Very good. 209 00:13:27,861 --> 00:13:30,693 From this moment on you're Provvidenza's sons. 210 00:13:30,780 --> 00:13:32,576 - Yes, father. - The hell, father! 211 00:13:35,019 --> 00:13:36,372 I'm Fra' Pasquale.. 212 00:13:36,658 --> 00:13:39,298 .. and you should call me padre. - Yes, padre. 213 00:13:40,058 --> 00:13:41,172 And remember... 214 00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:47,133 - ... you must only open your mouth... - ... to eat. 215 00:13:47,218 --> 00:13:48,286 Very good, let's go! 216 00:13:59,655 --> 00:14:02,725 - God's grace, brother. - God's grace. 217 00:14:03,053 --> 00:14:05,614 Do you want to give something for Provvidenza's sons? 218 00:14:05,972 --> 00:14:09,602 - I'd like to, but I've nothing to give. - Not even a dime in your purse? 219 00:14:09,692 --> 00:14:12,728 - You know, we accept anything. - No, not even a dime, my dear. 220 00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:14,369 - Not even a dime? - No. 221 00:14:14,452 --> 00:14:17,443 And you aren't ashamed to go around without a dime in your purse? 222 00:14:17,531 --> 00:14:21,124 - And what if anything happens to you? - That's exactly what I was thinking. 223 00:14:21,210 --> 00:14:24,519 When I saw you coming I said to myself: lucky he's coming,.. 224 00:14:24,609 --> 00:14:27,963 .. he'll give me somthing. - Don't say nonsense. 225 00:14:28,608 --> 00:14:30,678 - What's your name, my son? - Mamozio! 226 00:14:30,927 --> 00:14:33,680 Beautiful name Mamozio... Nice, nice. 227 00:14:33,926 --> 00:14:37,076 - And what's your trade? - I'm a shepherd... Grazing! 228 00:14:37,406 --> 00:14:40,477 - Shepherd? - And where's your flock? 229 00:14:40,846 --> 00:14:42,563 The flock, I had it... 230 00:14:43,245 --> 00:14:46,396 I had ten sheep, they were wonderful,.. 231 00:14:47,044 --> 00:14:51,480 .. but, you know how it is, hunger... I've eaten all ten. 232 00:14:52,323 --> 00:14:54,473 How well I understand you, brother! 233 00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:58,310 - And now, what are you doing? - Don't you see? I'm shepherding! 234 00:14:58,842 --> 00:14:59,991 - You're shepherding? - Yes. 235 00:15:00,362 --> 00:15:02,591 What are you shepherding? My dog. 236 00:15:02,761 --> 00:15:06,594 - But it's no sheep. - Yes, but being with sheep,.. 237 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,639 .. it got used to grazing! - Oh, yes? 238 00:15:11,559 --> 00:15:14,709 And it'as really fat, isn't it? Nice legs. 239 00:15:18,677 --> 00:15:22,955 Well, who can say how dog meat will taste? 240 00:15:43,593 --> 00:15:45,185 Intelligent animal! 241 00:15:46,711 --> 00:15:50,260 Padre, my dog ran away! What shall I do from now on? 242 00:15:50,630 --> 00:15:53,747 - He was my only support. - Non dispair, my son! 243 00:15:53,830 --> 00:15:56,582 The Providence provides everything. But, just a second,.. 244 00:15:56,669 --> 00:15:59,501 .. the dog was your support? - Yes, because, now and again,.. 245 00:15:59,589 --> 00:16:03,183 .. a hen would take care of my... - Be ashamed for telling me this! 246 00:16:03,867 --> 00:16:07,303 Aren't you ashame of having a chicken-stealing dog? It's a crime! 247 00:16:07,547 --> 00:16:09,025 A felony, a sin! 248 00:16:09,626 --> 00:16:11,855 Then take me with you to the convent, padre. 249 00:16:12,066 --> 00:16:13,499 - Do you want to redeem yourself, my son? - Yes. 250 00:16:14,186 --> 00:16:16,097 Just a moment, I belong to no convent.. 251 00:16:16,546 --> 00:16:19,503 .. because I'm a wandering friar, a seeking friar, I seek. 252 00:16:19,586 --> 00:16:22,735 - And I'll help you seek, I'm clever. - You're clever? - Yes. 253 00:16:23,064 --> 00:16:24,133 - Upon your word? - Eh... 254 00:16:24,464 --> 00:16:28,217 All right, I'm goin'to take you with me; I make you a tertiary,.. 255 00:16:28,783 --> 00:16:30,613 .. got it? I'll apoint you,.. 256 00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:33,137 .. my assistant. Satisfied? - Thank you. 257 00:16:33,381 --> 00:16:35,417 We are 13, and 13 is unlucky for me. 258 00:16:35,582 --> 00:16:38,731 With you we are 14, and 14 means bad luck to me all the same,.. 259 00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:43,737 .. and so does 15, 16, etc, it can't get worse than this. 260 00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:47,648 Let's go! Battalion, forward... march! 261 00:16:47,818 --> 00:16:50,379 We're hungry! We're hungry! 262 00:16:50,658 --> 00:16:54,697 Silence! How shameful to say you're hungry, that would be the last straw. 263 00:16:54,778 --> 00:16:56,449 At your age, hunger is an opinion,.. 264 00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:58,606 .. you need to fast, fast does you good. 265 00:16:58,856 --> 00:17:00,494 Come, go and play. 266 00:17:01,055 --> 00:17:02,647 And don't eat the poppies.. 267 00:17:03,054 --> 00:17:04,124 .. they make you sleep. 268 00:17:04,575 --> 00:17:07,213 But tell me, is it possible that you, who says you were born around here,.. 269 00:17:07,454 --> 00:17:10,490 .. in this country, don't know a hospitable house... 270 00:17:10,573 --> 00:17:13,884 ...where they could water us, fodder us, provision us, etc...? 271 00:17:13,973 --> 00:17:17,408 You see, this is a poor county. You know where we could try? 272 00:17:17,493 --> 00:17:19,323 - At the cursed castle. - What did you say? 273 00:17:19,412 --> 00:17:21,243 - Cursed castle. - Cursed castle? 274 00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:22,731 The De Lattanzis castle... 275 00:17:22,812 --> 00:17:25,644 I've heard there is a good, charitable Marchioness... 276 00:17:25,731 --> 00:17:27,322 - Oh, is it? - But the Marquis is mean. 277 00:17:27,410 --> 00:17:29,640 - Who's the Marquis, the husband? - No, the husband is dead. 278 00:17:29,730 --> 00:17:31,003 And if he's dead, how can he be mean? 279 00:17:31,089 --> 00:17:33,841 No, it's not the dead that's mean, it's the living one. 280 00:17:34,088 --> 00:17:36,397 But is he alive or dead? He's half dead and half alive? 281 00:17:36,488 --> 00:17:38,637 - No, that one- - Are you going to explain yourself? 282 00:17:39,407 --> 00:17:43,366 - That's the brother-in-law. - Ah, the brother-in-law Marquis! 283 00:17:43,527 --> 00:17:46,165 - The husband's brother? - Yes. - At last. 284 00:17:46,606 --> 00:17:49,200 - And where's this castle? - Eh, it's far away from here. 285 00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:51,674 - Far away? - Eh, yes. - It's a long walk? 286 00:17:54,925 --> 00:17:57,961 I have to tell you. Ab torto collo, but I must say it. 287 00:17:58,084 --> 00:18:01,121 I resent that you've hidden from me for too many months your condition. 288 00:18:02,003 --> 00:18:05,357 Nine months almost, nine! And I can count, I'm a Marquis! 289 00:18:06,322 --> 00:18:09,279 At this point, there's nothing that can be done, dear Fiorenzina,.. 290 00:18:09,721 --> 00:18:13,395 ...it's time to settle our problems. - Prove it if you can! 291 00:18:14,041 --> 00:18:16,873 I? The bastard you're close to giving birth to will... 292 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,235 .. and the, I don't know if you follow me, my dear I... 293 00:18:19,479 --> 00:18:21,674 If it's for the wealth of your brother,.. 294 00:18:21,758 --> 00:18:25,512 ...I'm ready to give you everything. - Thank you for the sweet concessions! 295 00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:28,671 But when I'll have the proof of your tabgible guilt,.. 296 00:18:28,757 --> 00:18:30,793 .. that wealt will be mine by right. 297 00:18:32,076 --> 00:18:34,465 But don't you understand I don't want the fortune? 298 00:18:34,555 --> 00:18:37,785 It's not the fortune! It's not the fortune that I want! 299 00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:39,433 Then what is it that you want? 300 00:18:40,155 --> 00:18:42,066 Ah, we haven't understood nothing here. 301 00:18:42,954 --> 00:18:45,832 Then all my courting was in vain? 302 00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:48,823 Is it possible you've never noticed me? 303 00:18:49,593 --> 00:18:53,552 Who, who was teasing you during your walks on the m ain tower? I! 304 00:18:53,672 --> 00:18:57,551 Who was looking at you at table with concupiscent eyes,.. 305 00:18:57,631 --> 00:19:01,419 .. you on one side, I on the other and said:"Fiore'! Fiore'!". Who? I! 306 00:19:01,511 --> 00:19:04,422 And when you exhibited yourself at night to feel the cold breeze... 307 00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:08,740 ...whom did you find outside, hanging on the ivy like a spider, three storey high? 308 00:19:09,188 --> 00:19:12,261 Who was that spider? I, a spider in love. 309 00:19:12,429 --> 00:19:16,784 It's your love that I want, Fiorenza, it's your love that I want! 310 00:19:16,907 --> 00:19:17,862 Never! 311 00:19:18,307 --> 00:19:20,536 My hatred, Don Egidio, all my hatred. 312 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:23,981 Eh... fine Fiore', don't be like that, I love you. 313 00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:26,781 And I know it's hatred for now,.. 314 00:19:27,265 --> 00:19:30,972 .. but when you'll have known me completely, intimately... 315 00:19:31,584 --> 00:19:34,735 .. then I'm sure that your hatred will become love for me! 316 00:19:34,942 --> 00:19:38,618 Don't you understand? I wante you, I have always wanted you... 317 00:19:38,703 --> 00:19:41,501 ...since you've married that quel potty brother of mine. 318 00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:45,210 And now, if you want, I can save you from shame and dishonour. 319 00:19:45,381 --> 00:19:48,531 - At what price? - Well, marrying you. 320 00:19:48,861 --> 00:19:51,420 - Never! - Careful, now you like a pig! 321 00:19:51,979 --> 00:19:54,209 I'm a Marquis, but only up to a certain point. 322 00:19:54,499 --> 00:19:57,171 If I lose it, I drop the title.. 323 00:19:57,298 --> 00:19:59,333 .. and reveal my entire vulgarity! 324 00:20:00,097 --> 00:20:03,134 Do you want me vulgar? No, it's not true that you want me vulgar. 325 00:20:03,617 --> 00:20:06,972 Come here, convince yourself, but understand that by marrying me 326 00:20:07,136 --> 00:20:10,686 ...you'll be master here again and your son will be my son? 327 00:20:11,936 --> 00:20:15,245 Where'd you find a fool who'd burden himself with another man's son? 328 00:20:15,655 --> 00:20:19,091 Come on, honey, tell me yes. Well, what do you say? Say yes. 329 00:20:19,214 --> 00:20:20,693 I say I'd rather kill myself,.. 330 00:20:20,774 --> 00:20:24,083 .. then be touched by your filthy hands! - Filthy? 331 00:20:24,174 --> 00:20:25,605 Hey, I wash myself in the morning! 332 00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:28,001 Not only am I a Marquis, but I also wash myself. 333 00:20:28,252 --> 00:20:31,482 I wash and I feel you. I feel you were I want and like, where I - 334 00:20:31,571 --> 00:20:35,200 - How dare you?! Let me go! - All right,.. 335 00:20:36,090 --> 00:20:40,641 .. I let you go because you've mortified me. But I'll force to say yes. 336 00:20:41,170 --> 00:20:45,320 You should know I still have my servants, and they love me and will help me. 337 00:20:45,488 --> 00:20:47,643 The servants! But you don't know, my little doll, you don't know: 338 00:20:52,007 --> 00:20:55,158 .. I fired them all, the servants, they didn't serve me at nothing. 339 00:20:55,606 --> 00:21:00,157 You're alone now, in my power. You'll not be able to communicate with anyone. 340 00:21:01,005 --> 00:21:03,472 In fact, you know what I'll do? watch what I'm doing: 341 00:21:03,924 --> 00:21:06,563 .. I'm taking everything away, paper, inkpot and feather. 342 00:21:07,004 --> 00:21:10,474 With what will you communicate now? Eh? With what? 343 00:21:10,923 --> 00:21:14,472 You can communicate with Checco... Well, I've fired him also. 344 00:21:15,043 --> 00:21:19,479 That one really didn't wash, lecherous servant. And I fired him. 345 00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:24,357 I'll manage to let someone know that I'm held here,.. 346 00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:27,398 .. your prisoner. - Whom? The bastard's father? 347 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:30,949 Yes, himself, and you'll pay the retribution for your evil deeds. 348 00:21:31,079 --> 00:21:34,548 Retribution! Listen, let's not mention retribution... it's better I don't speak. 349 00:21:35,117 --> 00:21:38,269 I'm Egidio De Lattanzis and I accuse! 350 00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:44,265 The retribution! Retribution of a... The retribution... 351 00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:50,109 Come on, get moving, out, out! 352 00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:53,153 I don't want to leave, I can't abandon my Lady. 353 00:21:53,554 --> 00:21:56,591 Don't make us use force. Go away on your will... 354 00:21:56,674 --> 00:21:58,584 - Oh, yes? - I must be calm... 355 00:21:58,953 --> 00:22:02,149 Jerk, now you're getting beaten even by women! 356 00:22:03,352 --> 00:22:07,105 Please, don't send me away! The Marchioness needs me,.. 357 00:22:07,271 --> 00:22:09,227 .. she needs my services. 358 00:22:09,391 --> 00:22:11,507 What services does the Marchioness need? 359 00:22:11,751 --> 00:22:14,105 There are my men to serve the Marchioness. 360 00:22:14,190 --> 00:22:16,579 But what can men do in her condition? 361 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:19,102 In what condition? An expectant condition, isn't it? 362 00:22:19,188 --> 00:22:21,224 - I didn't say that. - Yes, you did. - No! 363 00:22:21,468 --> 00:22:23,743 She's going to have a child, my sister-in-law, and I know it. 364 00:22:24,108 --> 00:22:25,426 But when the moment will come,.. 365 00:22:25,507 --> 00:22:29,739 .. no one wil hide the fruit of her sin because she'll be alone! 366 00:22:30,386 --> 00:22:33,742 - Why are you eavesdropping, moron, why? - Ah, what hit on the head! 367 00:22:33,905 --> 00:22:37,341 - Take care of getting her out! - Yes. - Get her out! - No, Marquis! 368 00:22:37,545 --> 00:22:40,105 She has busted my foot, this two-bit servant! 369 00:22:48,782 --> 00:22:50,738 - Brother Mamozio! - Si? 370 00:22:50,862 --> 00:22:52,772 - This is the castle! - Are you sure? 371 00:22:52,861 --> 00:22:53,930 What do you mean? 372 00:22:54,021 --> 00:22:56,489 This is the the castle we are looking for, understand? 373 00:22:56,581 --> 00:22:58,456 The Marquis De Lattanzis' castle. 374 00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:00,454 Wait: 375 00:23:01,579 --> 00:23:03,934 .. Oh, Provvidenza, to knock or not to knock? 376 00:23:04,298 --> 00:23:07,974 Will they greet us open-hearted, or with kicks in our butts? 377 00:23:08,099 --> 00:23:11,249 Give me a sign, enlighten me! Only one sign! 378 00:23:18,217 --> 00:23:19,774 - Good, good. - How come good? 379 00:23:19,936 --> 00:23:21,448 - Rejoice! - How come rejoice? 380 00:23:21,535 --> 00:23:24,446 - This is a sign from Provvidenza! - Rather a hit from Provvidenza! 381 00:23:24,535 --> 00:23:26,890 - No, a sign. - Damn it, look at this! 382 00:23:26,974 --> 00:23:30,091 - It's silver. - Yes? - Damn it, this is silver! 383 00:23:30,613 --> 00:23:32,922 What does it say? You read it, I don't see to well. 384 00:23:33,013 --> 00:23:36,049 I have a short-sighted eye and the other one is borrowed. You read! 385 00:23:36,213 --> 00:23:41,047 - "I'm the prisoner of my brother-in-law. Help me, good soul... - That's me? 386 00:23:41,292 --> 00:23:44,839 "... free me and you'll receive 1000 gold fiorini. The castle Lady. " 387 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:48,842 - And who's the castle Lady? - She must be the castle Lord's wife. 388 00:23:48,930 --> 00:23:52,558 Eh, sure. "Sure", my foot! The castle Lady should be the master of the castle. 389 00:23:52,648 --> 00:23:55,037 - The master of the castle, the castle Lady... - Yes. 390 00:23:55,128 --> 00:23:56,685 Know what? I'll free her! 391 00:23:56,848 --> 00:23:58,405 - Free who? - The castle Lady. 392 00:23:58,528 --> 00:24:00,642 Yes? And the mean Marquis, what do we do with him? 393 00:24:00,726 --> 00:24:02,046 Big deal. And the 1000 fiorini, where do you put it? 394 00:24:02,127 --> 00:24:05,163 I, for 1000 fiorini, I free ten good Marchionesses.. 395 00:24:05,327 --> 00:24:08,363 .. from twenty bad Marquises. - And how do you get in? 396 00:24:08,846 --> 00:24:10,120 Well... We need an idea. 397 00:24:12,085 --> 00:24:13,040 - I know! - Yes. 398 00:24:13,164 --> 00:24:15,679 - As soon as it dusks... - Yes. 399 00:24:33,639 --> 00:24:34,834 Who can be at this hour? 400 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,310 because he doesn't know where to go. 401 00:24:37,401 --> 00:24:38,881 Virgola, go see who's there! 402 00:24:52,726 --> 00:24:56,082 Satan, Satan, when I come, From my path you must be gone;.. 403 00:24:56,246 --> 00:24:59,080 .. If I come and you don't go, Curse on you for evermore! 404 00:24:59,446 --> 00:25:03,078 Satan, Satan, when I come, From my path you must be gone;.. 405 00:25:03,248 --> 00:25:06,481 .. If I come and you don't go, Curse on you for evermore! 406 00:25:06,770 --> 00:25:10,206 Satan, Satan, when I come, From my path you must be gone;.. 407 00:25:10,451 --> 00:25:13,603 .. If I come and you don't go, Curse on you for evermore! 408 00:25:13,932 --> 00:25:17,369 Satan, Satan, when I come, From my path you must be gone;.. 409 00:25:17,493 --> 00:25:20,930 .. If I come and you don't go, Curse on you for evermore! 410 00:25:21,014 --> 00:25:22,891 In piatto cupo poco pepe cape. 411 00:25:22,974 --> 00:25:26,092 - Liberamus castello spiriti maligni. - Liberamus! 412 00:25:26,175 --> 00:25:28,053 Enough!? What do you want? Where are you going? 413 00:25:28,216 --> 00:25:30,777 - Excuse me, brother, do you know latin? - No. 414 00:25:31,017 --> 00:25:33,452 Then don't interrupt, and afterwards I'll explain everything. 415 00:25:33,738 --> 00:25:35,934 - Acqua, acqua cupa... - Oh, come on, scram! 416 00:25:36,019 --> 00:25:39,171 With those hands! You do not touch me! 417 00:25:39,940 --> 00:25:40,895 Understood? 418 00:25:41,700 --> 00:25:43,770 I don't allow to be laid hands upon. 419 00:25:44,301 --> 00:25:46,941 I'm a saint monk in his performing his duty. 420 00:25:47,022 --> 00:25:49,332 - No one can enter the castle. - Says who? 421 00:25:49,422 --> 00:25:51,300 - Say we. - And who might you be? 422 00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:52,737 - We are the soldiers! - What are they? 423 00:25:52,823 --> 00:25:55,338 - He said they are the soldiers. - And we, we are what, the suckers? 424 00:25:55,424 --> 00:25:58,098 - All in all - - Whar are you doing? Stop it, fools! 425 00:25:58,745 --> 00:26:00,975 Is this the way to treat guests? 426 00:26:01,266 --> 00:26:04,101 You've been in my service for years, will you never learn? 427 00:26:05,148 --> 00:26:07,902 - Leave them holy monks alone. - Your Excellency, they were trying - 428 00:26:07,989 --> 00:26:09,945 - Shut it! - Shut it! - Shut it! 429 00:26:10,029 --> 00:26:12,145 - No, I say shut it. - And what should we say? - Nothing. 430 00:26:12,228 --> 00:26:14,664 - No problem. - I'll... - What are you doing? 431 00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:17,459 These holy monks arrived at the right moment,.. 432 00:26:17,912 --> 00:26:20,142 .. that's why I grant them free access. 433 00:26:20,312 --> 00:26:22,064 - I didn't understand. - Free access. 434 00:26:22,232 --> 00:26:25,670 - Thank you. Do you need it? - Not I. - Me neither, after, if needed... 435 00:26:25,914 --> 00:26:27,871 I'm really mortified, brother,.. 436 00:26:27,955 --> 00:26:30,674 .. by the dmnaed beast has received you! 437 00:26:32,556 --> 00:26:36,596 Know that you are welcome in Marquis' De Lattanzis castle. 438 00:26:36,837 --> 00:26:38,954 - Thank you, Marshal. - I'm no Marshal, I'm a Marquis! 439 00:26:39,038 --> 00:26:41,109 - Oh, I'm sorry... - Just ask, brothers,.. 440 00:26:41,199 --> 00:26:44,396 .. and you'll get everything you want. - After, if needed... 441 00:26:44,479 --> 00:26:45,434 Ask! 442 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:49,111 Well, before anything else, we'd like to accommodate for the night.. 443 00:26:49,561 --> 00:26:53,031 .. the little sons of Provvidenza. - Of course, poor wretches. 444 00:26:53,162 --> 00:26:56,234 They're right, of course! The castle is so big! 445 00:26:56,563 --> 00:26:59,920 I'll put an entire wing at their disposal. 446 00:27:00,004 --> 00:27:02,599 - At least a chicken thigh - - Moron, you understood nothing! 447 00:27:02,686 --> 00:27:04,163 Oh, I'm sorry. What have you understood? 448 00:27:04,286 --> 00:27:08,644 Who's talking about a chicken's wing? He was talking about an arm of the castle! 449 00:27:08,727 --> 00:27:11,242 - Right arm and left arm. - This castle has two arms. 450 00:27:11,328 --> 00:27:13,923 - Then a thigh is better. - What thigh? - It has more meat! 451 00:27:14,009 --> 00:27:16,000 - Shut up! - What kind of a monk is this one? 452 00:27:16,089 --> 00:27:17,044 He's a novice.. 453 00:27:17,210 --> 00:27:19,359 .. and a tertiary. - Ah, he's half monk. 454 00:27:19,531 --> 00:27:21,760 - Well said! - All right... 455 00:27:21,930 --> 00:27:23,888 Diego, Alfonso, take care of it immediately! 456 00:27:24,251 --> 00:27:27,687 And, don't forget, Diego and Alfonso, caffellatte in the morning.. 457 00:27:27,932 --> 00:27:30,686 .. and pee before bed. - Granted. 458 00:27:30,813 --> 00:27:33,009 There's no need for it, a small pot will do. 459 00:27:33,175 --> 00:27:37,089 - Funny man! - Mamozio, see to it. 460 00:27:37,536 --> 00:27:40,414 - Goodnight, padre. - Mamozio, you go away like this? 461 00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:44,137 Mamozio, Mamozio, you default your foremost duties... 462 00:27:44,298 --> 00:27:46,334 One has to pity him, he's a novice. 463 00:27:46,577 --> 00:27:48,853 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 464 00:27:49,018 --> 00:27:54,254 Please, I'd like to know to what I owe the honour of your visit? 465 00:27:54,620 --> 00:27:57,454 - A good question... - A little heat was needed, no? 466 00:28:00,743 --> 00:28:01,971 But what are you doing, brother? 467 00:28:02,063 --> 00:28:04,294 - I don't know, I thought you were joking. - No, there's no joke. 468 00:28:04,384 --> 00:28:07,058 - I was going along... - I was moving the heat from one hand to the other. 469 00:28:07,145 --> 00:28:08,499 - I'm sorry. - Don't mention it. 470 00:28:08,585 --> 00:28:11,179 - So, I'll be precise. - Yes. - Dear Marshal... 471 00:28:11,266 --> 00:28:13,302 What Marshal? I'm a Marquis! 472 00:28:13,386 --> 00:28:15,982 Marquis, Marshall, they all start with'M'... 473 00:28:17,827 --> 00:28:19,978 So, as I've said I'll be precise: 474 00:28:20,147 --> 00:28:23,505 .. I and my tertiary assitant, brother Mamozio and the 12 sons.. 475 00:28:23,669 --> 00:28:27,504 .. of Provvidenza were conducting an inspection round in this area... 476 00:28:27,790 --> 00:28:32,708 .. so that we'd flush out evil spirits and daemons from ancestral castles. 477 00:28:32,873 --> 00:28:35,228 Good, good. A highly commendable enterprise... 478 00:28:35,393 --> 00:28:38,751 - Yes, yes. - But I, I'm sorry disappointing you,.. 479 00:28:38,835 --> 00:28:41,669 .. most reverend brother... brother...? - Pasquale da Casoria. 480 00:28:41,835 --> 00:28:43,268 - Pasquale da Casoria? - Yes. 481 00:28:43,395 --> 00:28:45,352 - You're from the South? - Native,.. 482 00:28:45,916 --> 00:28:48,670 .. and the I settled in Monza. - Bravo. I was saying,.. 483 00:28:48,917 --> 00:28:50,829 ...I'm sure that in this castle... 484 00:28:50,917 --> 00:28:53,557 .. there has never exsited a spirit nor a daemon. 485 00:28:53,919 --> 00:28:56,113 - Are you sure? - Very sure. - Sometimes, you know... 486 00:28:56,198 --> 00:28:57,952 - No, I can assure you. - Some sisters-in-law? 487 00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:59,758 - No sisters-in-law. - Some rebel sisters-in-law? 488 00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:01,957 - Never-ever! - All right, then I'll be leaving. 489 00:29:02,041 --> 00:29:03,521 I don't assume any responsibility. 490 00:29:03,762 --> 00:29:06,913 Yes, because if after I go away a spirit pops out,.. 491 00:29:07,002 --> 00:29:08,277 .. what will the peple say? 492 00:29:08,363 --> 00:29:11,276 "How come, brother Pasquale what has he done at the castle? Shit has he done!" 493 00:29:11,364 --> 00:29:14,595 So, I go away, suits you, but the responsibilty is all yours. 494 00:29:14,845 --> 00:29:17,076 But why go away? Nobody's telling you to go away. 495 00:29:17,165 --> 00:29:18,839 - It's you... - I'm not letting you go! 496 00:29:18,926 --> 00:29:20,962 Not only I like you,.. 497 00:29:21,047 --> 00:29:23,037 ...but you bring back memories of my ancestors' land. 498 00:29:23,127 --> 00:29:25,766 - But, then, you're also a native? - Of course! - Oh, yes? 499 00:29:25,848 --> 00:29:28,807 - How else? I came from the Borboni. - From? - Borboni! 500 00:29:28,889 --> 00:29:31,404 I thought your face was familiar. Then we're almost related! 501 00:29:31,491 --> 00:29:32,843 - The two of us? - How come? 502 00:29:32,930 --> 00:29:36,560 Because in my home, when an infant, we had a poodle, so cute... 503 00:29:36,652 --> 00:29:39,804 A poodle? A dog! A dog! 504 00:29:40,053 --> 00:29:43,649 The Marquis has said "a dog"! 505 00:29:51,696 --> 00:29:55,054 What a laugh! - That's enough! Brother,.. 506 00:29:55,177 --> 00:29:57,133 .. what are you doing? - Excuse me, Marquis. 507 00:29:57,498 --> 00:30:00,332 - You've gone over the line. - I was playing along... 508 00:30:00,419 --> 00:30:03,775 - Remember you're a monk, and I a Marquis. - Signorsi. 509 00:30:03,861 --> 00:30:05,179 - Don't forget it. - No. 510 00:30:05,501 --> 00:30:08,335 - Please, sit down. - Thank you. I'm sorry, Marquis. 511 00:30:08,422 --> 00:30:10,299 It's true that I've told you to stay,.. 512 00:30:10,382 --> 00:30:12,977 .. but try not to cross over the caste limits! 513 00:30:13,063 --> 00:30:15,497 I humbly apologize, Marquis, I made a mistake. 514 00:30:15,583 --> 00:30:16,699 I'd slap myself in the face. 515 00:30:16,784 --> 00:30:19,174 - Don't. - I'd slap myself. - No, it upsets me. 516 00:30:19,265 --> 00:30:22,575 Be patient. For your sake, I postpone it. But I should slap myself. 517 00:30:22,666 --> 00:30:23,814 No, please. 518 00:30:23,985 --> 00:30:25,466 I'm here, at your disposal. 519 00:30:25,587 --> 00:30:28,341 Tell me, in what way I could be of service? 520 00:30:28,469 --> 00:30:30,140 All right, that's how I like you, brother. 521 00:30:31,388 --> 00:30:34,621 - I wanted to ask you a question. - Please do, please do! 522 00:30:35,110 --> 00:30:37,864 - Have you ever married? - Marquis, I'm a widower. 523 00:30:38,711 --> 00:30:40,463 - A widower monk? - No, what I mean... 524 00:30:40,712 --> 00:30:42,941 - And what order is this? - It's the widower's order. 525 00:30:43,031 --> 00:30:45,262 - A new one? - Yes, the "Barefeet Widowers". 526 00:30:45,473 --> 00:30:47,349 I'm wearing shoes, but don't you mind it,.. 527 00:30:47,432 --> 00:30:50,267 .. I'm just transferring. - Why not... 528 00:30:51,754 --> 00:30:52,710 So... 529 00:30:53,354 --> 00:30:54,310 What is it? 530 00:30:54,594 --> 00:30:56,348 - o, God, is there any danger? - No, no. 531 00:30:56,435 --> 00:30:58,746 - If there is... - I don't want them to hear us. 532 00:30:58,837 --> 00:31:01,796 - In confidence, brother... - Yes. - Look at me. 533 00:31:03,357 --> 00:31:04,585 Would you marry me? 534 00:31:07,559 --> 00:31:08,709 - I? - Yes. 535 00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:10,029 - With whom? - With me. 536 00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:13,198 - But what's wrong with you? - What's abnormal here? 537 00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:14,839 I to marry you? Marquis, are you mad? 538 00:31:15,281 --> 00:31:16,191 Be patient,.. 539 00:31:16,282 --> 00:31:18,876 .. if needed I'd marry brother Mamozio who's younger. 540 00:31:18,962 --> 00:31:21,238 - Oh, no, what have you understood? - Am I wrong? 541 00:31:21,323 --> 00:31:23,997 You must celebrate my wedding. 542 00:31:24,084 --> 00:31:26,315 - I was wrong. - Yes. - Humblest of apologies, Marquis. 543 00:31:26,405 --> 00:31:27,964 - No harm done. - Let me slap myself. 544 00:31:28,045 --> 00:31:29,446 - No. - Please, do me this favor. 545 00:31:29,527 --> 00:31:31,323 - I don't want - - Grant it. 546 00:31:31,406 --> 00:31:32,921 Marquis, I must slap myself. 547 00:31:33,006 --> 00:31:35,078 - No! - I did it. Now... 548 00:31:35,209 --> 00:31:37,848 - No, no, that's it... - So... - Bravo, brother. 549 00:31:37,928 --> 00:31:40,682 If it's lawful, Marquis, you want to marry,.. 550 00:31:40,769 --> 00:31:42,601 .. that is you want to straighten your life. - Exactly! 551 00:31:42,690 --> 00:31:44,487 - Well done, my son. - Thank you. 552 00:31:44,651 --> 00:31:48,200 Tell me, Marquis, who's the bride to be? 553 00:31:49,972 --> 00:31:51,530 My sister-in-law! 554 00:31:55,292 --> 00:31:57,012 - Why are you laughing? - And what does your brother have to say? 555 00:31:57,095 --> 00:32:00,929 - The wretched speaks no more! - Oh, I'm very sorry. A mute? 556 00:32:01,096 --> 00:32:03,736 - No, what mute? He bit! - He bit? - Yes. 557 00:32:04,176 --> 00:32:06,213 All poodles have this flaw of biting... 558 00:32:06,298 --> 00:32:09,051 The poodles? Dogs again? 559 00:32:10,217 --> 00:32:15,658 - No. I said "bit" meaning dead. 560 00:32:15,740 --> 00:32:17,013 Wrong again! 561 00:32:17,100 --> 00:32:18,659 - I'd slap myself again... - No! 562 00:32:18,741 --> 00:32:20,254 - Please, allow - - No, it upsets me! 563 00:32:20,340 --> 00:32:22,615 - I'll do it afterwards. - Bravo. When I'm not around. 564 00:32:23,221 --> 00:32:25,372 Tell me the truth: is it you who killed him? 565 00:32:25,542 --> 00:32:28,377 Brother Pasquale, what are you saying? How dare you? 566 00:32:28,624 --> 00:32:31,583 - I'm sorry. - My brother died of natural causes. 567 00:32:31,665 --> 00:32:34,783 - Oh, so! - Yes. - Strawberry tree! 568 00:32:35,345 --> 00:32:39,306 And you want to marry the widdow so that everything stays within the family. 569 00:32:39,468 --> 00:32:40,502 No... 570 00:32:42,348 --> 00:32:46,820 No... 571 00:32:46,909 --> 00:32:50,505 - Marquis, the pacifier, the pa - - What pacifier? How dare you? 572 00:32:50,589 --> 00:32:53,947 I thought you wanted to fall asleep, that you wanted to take a nap. 573 00:32:54,030 --> 00:32:56,421 What nap? Would I have fallen asleep on the armchair.. 574 00:32:56,512 --> 00:32:59,152 ...rocked by you? In this way soldiers would have seen me... 575 00:32:59,233 --> 00:33:02,145 .. pacifier in mouth. That's not possible! - It's no problem, it can happen. 576 00:33:02,714 --> 00:33:05,388 Anyway, dear Marquis, you have said you wanted to get married. 577 00:33:05,635 --> 00:33:08,547 - Yes, brother. - All right. But I should meet the bride. 578 00:33:08,636 --> 00:33:11,470 I agree. You'll meet her in the morning, at the altar. 579 00:33:11,837 --> 00:33:13,748 - Why, are celebrating Mass? - Who's celebrating Mass? 580 00:33:13,838 --> 00:33:15,395 When you'll celebrate our marriage. 581 00:33:15,478 --> 00:33:17,548 Oh, no, I'm sorry, distinguished Marquis,.. 582 00:33:17,839 --> 00:33:22,709 ...the procedure demands the celebrant to know the marrying couple... 583 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:26,511 .. one day before the wedding. - All right. Do as you wish. 584 00:33:26,762 --> 00:33:30,438 - Thank you. - Cecco! Smilzo! Bring the Marchioness down. Quickly! 585 00:33:30,523 --> 00:33:32,479 - Quickly. - If you don't mind, I say "quickly". 586 00:33:32,563 --> 00:33:34,839 You may say everything! So, the Marchioness... 587 00:33:35,085 --> 00:33:37,645 - Eh? - The Marchioness... - Yes. - The Marchioness is hot... 588 00:33:37,725 --> 00:33:40,684 - Eh... she is hot, the Marchioness. - How do you know it? 589 00:33:40,766 --> 00:33:43,486 - By now everyone says it. - And who told you? 590 00:33:43,567 --> 00:33:47,162 Me? A peasant from Anzio, has told me that the Marchioness... 591 00:33:47,247 --> 00:33:49,967 - He says: "Oh, you'll see!" - They know my sister-in-law in Anzio? 592 00:33:50,048 --> 00:33:52,404 - I don't know, I don't know. - So far away? 593 00:33:52,569 --> 00:33:55,801 No, it's not that. Right now, a little while ago, just before coming here,.. 594 00:33:55,891 --> 00:33:58,770 .. a peasant... - Ah! A little while ago, a peasant - 595 00:33:58,852 --> 00:34:00,967 - Did I sau anything else? - You have said "from Anzio". 596 00:34:01,052 --> 00:34:02,201 Must have been a slip of the tongue. 597 00:34:02,532 --> 00:34:05,094 - Oh, yes. - Yes, yes. - The peasant was right. 598 00:34:05,573 --> 00:34:07,883 - You know peasants. - My sister-in-law really is hot. 599 00:34:08,054 --> 00:34:10,808 - She's hot the sister-in-law. - Very hot. - Hottest. 600 00:34:10,975 --> 00:34:13,205 - Quis vetat dicere verum? - Oh, yes! 601 00:34:13,975 --> 00:34:17,013 - I didn't understand, Marquis. - Quis vetat dicere verum? 602 00:34:17,177 --> 00:34:19,452 - What does it mean? - Who forbids telling the truth? 603 00:34:19,538 --> 00:34:22,291 - Ah, no one. What language is it? - What do you mean? It's latin. 604 00:34:22,378 --> 00:34:23,936 - You don't speak latin? - Ah, I don't. 605 00:34:24,018 --> 00:34:26,659 - Then what kind of monk are you? - You know, latin has been abolished. 606 00:34:27,100 --> 00:34:30,137 - Can't be! - Oh, yes. - They've abolished even latin? 607 00:34:39,583 --> 00:34:42,894 La Marchesa Fiorenza Del Giglio, widow De Lattanzis. 608 00:34:42,984 --> 00:34:44,896 Fiorenza, my sweet betrothed,.. 609 00:34:44,984 --> 00:34:47,102 .. I want to introduce you to this holy monk. 610 00:34:47,546 --> 00:34:50,300 Tomorrow he'll celebrate our wedding. 611 00:34:50,387 --> 00:34:51,979 - Brother Pasquale da... - ... da Casoria. 612 00:34:52,067 --> 00:34:53,864 - Ah, da Casoria. - Presently a monk in Monza. 613 00:34:53,947 --> 00:34:55,176 - Yes. - Yes. 614 00:34:57,749 --> 00:35:02,825 - You? - What is it? - No, it's not possible! Never! 615 00:35:03,031 --> 00:35:05,466 - What happened? Fiorenza! - Your Ladyship! 616 00:35:05,672 --> 00:35:08,346 All right, take her to her room! 617 00:35:08,792 --> 00:35:10,829 Lock the room, bastards! 618 00:35:14,874 --> 00:35:17,229 - That's it! - I have a slight impression,.. 619 00:35:17,515 --> 00:35:22,067 .. may I'm wrong, I don't know, that the Marchioness is not too enthusiast. 620 00:35:22,236 --> 00:35:25,674 - She'll be enthused by force, I want it! - Ignorant! 621 00:35:25,917 --> 00:35:27,556 - Ignorant. - What are you saying? 622 00:35:27,638 --> 00:35:28,991 Do you want to hear my advice? 623 00:35:29,079 --> 00:35:31,718 I'm a monk of the world. Don't marry her. 624 00:35:32,158 --> 00:35:33,798 I don't care for your advices. 625 00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:36,349 - Celebrate the wedding, is all I want. - Oh, no! 626 00:35:36,441 --> 00:35:38,396 - Oh, no? - The way things are, I won't celebrate. 627 00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:40,119 - We'll see! - We'll see? - We'll see! 628 00:35:40,201 --> 00:35:43,434 Brother Mamozio, you tell the Marquis: am I going to celebrate in this case? 629 00:35:43,522 --> 00:35:45,640 - What happened? - Have you heard? Even he has said it. 630 00:35:45,723 --> 00:35:47,634 - Oh, yeah? - By the way, Mamozio, tell me: 631 00:35:47,724 --> 00:35:50,636 .. the sons of Provvidenza are well? - All in bed. 632 00:35:50,724 --> 00:35:52,761 - Did they have go to the pot? - All of them. 633 00:35:52,845 --> 00:35:54,247 Aren't you going to stop confabbing? 634 00:35:54,327 --> 00:35:56,557 It's this beast that always confabs. 635 00:35:56,647 --> 00:35:58,764 - You must stop it, understood? - I don't allow jokes. 636 00:35:58,848 --> 00:36:00,441 Neither do I. Here we're not joking! 637 00:36:00,528 --> 00:36:02,359 And tomorrow morning, want it or not,.. 638 00:36:02,448 --> 00:36:05,009 .. you'll celebrate my wedding. - But I can't, Marquis. 639 00:36:05,090 --> 00:36:08,206 - Do you refuse? - It's not that; I don't have the power. 640 00:36:08,290 --> 00:36:10,407 - But are you or not a monk? - Very monk. 641 00:36:10,490 --> 00:36:12,083 I'm in the order of the "Barefeet Widowers". 642 00:36:12,171 --> 00:36:14,366 - And they don't celebrate weddings? - No. 643 00:36:14,451 --> 00:36:16,330 We can only give the extreme onction. 644 00:36:16,413 --> 00:36:18,723 If you want to be extremeonctioned, I'll extremeonction you on the spot. 645 00:36:18,814 --> 00:36:21,726 Thank you, but there isn't yet the need for that. 646 00:36:21,894 --> 00:36:24,124 And still, you could be cautious, you can never know! 647 00:36:24,215 --> 00:36:26,968 Life and death are in our hands. 648 00:36:27,056 --> 00:36:28,854 - Exactly. - And you could die any moment. 649 00:36:28,937 --> 00:36:30,815 - Sure. - You won't die 'cause you're a Marquis? 650 00:36:30,897 --> 00:36:33,093 I've seen Marquises die like flies! 651 00:36:33,539 --> 00:36:35,814 You're right. 652 00:36:36,539 --> 00:36:39,498 I hadn't thought at death. 653 00:36:40,540 --> 00:36:42,691 Excuse me? 654 00:36:42,860 --> 00:36:43,896 I'm sorry. 655 00:36:43,981 --> 00:36:46,291 Always your fault! I'd slap you... 656 00:36:46,381 --> 00:36:50,933 Reverend brothers, I'd like to tell you that in this castle.. 657 00:36:52,784 --> 00:36:55,982 .. the forefather of my forefathers, Federico Barbanera,.. 658 00:36:56,425 --> 00:37:01,865 .. wanted to build this crypt, designed for the torture of prisoners,.. 659 00:37:02,228 --> 00:37:06,062 .. and for entombing the dead and burrying the living. 660 00:37:06,228 --> 00:37:09,505 - Where're you going? The visit isn't over yet! 661 00:37:10,230 --> 00:37:11,981 - This the second part? - Come. 662 00:37:12,109 --> 00:37:15,147 I told there was something important for you. 663 00:37:15,270 --> 00:37:18,388 I'm a little upset. Yes, yes. 664 00:37:18,550 --> 00:37:20,782 - Here it is. - Mamma mia, what's this? 665 00:37:20,952 --> 00:37:23,104 This is brother's Marmidone burial niche. 666 00:37:23,874 --> 00:37:25,433 Do you see him? 667 00:37:25,674 --> 00:37:29,635 - This monk has 200 years. - How much? - 200! 668 00:37:30,195 --> 00:37:32,550 - He seems in shape... - He doesn't show them. 669 00:37:32,716 --> 00:37:35,231 - Isn't it? - He's a little thin. - He has glasses. 670 00:37:35,477 --> 00:37:38,549 - Oh, no. - He looks like someone that... 671 00:37:38,797 --> 00:37:41,073 - You're right. - Are you speaking the truth? 672 00:37:41,158 --> 00:37:43,353 - There face resembles. - To whom? 673 00:37:43,439 --> 00:37:44,952 I'm sorry, Marquis, to you! 674 00:37:45,199 --> 00:37:49,079 Joke, joke on... He who jokes the last, jokes best. 675 00:37:50,722 --> 00:37:52,314 Who was this brother Marmidone? 676 00:37:52,482 --> 00:37:55,714 - He was my grandfather's spiritual father. - Oh, yes? 677 00:37:55,963 --> 00:37:58,842 The poor, he died on the day of his death. 678 00:37:58,964 --> 00:38:01,398 - The pain, maybe. - No. - The regrets! - No! 679 00:38:01,485 --> 00:38:03,316 Shut up, why do you open your mouth? 680 00:38:03,405 --> 00:38:06,920 He was killed by my grandfather because he didn't give him absolution. 681 00:38:09,366 --> 00:38:11,358 Here, as you can observe,... 682 00:38:11,448 --> 00:38:14,167 ...we have the trained seal. - Don't joke. 683 00:38:14,488 --> 00:38:16,639 Marcquis, I did to alleviate the atmosphere.. 684 00:38:16,729 --> 00:38:18,686 .. because it's bleak. - Don't joke! 685 00:38:18,769 --> 00:38:21,365 A I was saying, this way, as I you can notice,... 686 00:38:21,452 --> 00:38:23,727 .. we have brother Terenzio. 687 00:38:23,813 --> 00:38:26,724 - Eh, he's stark naked! - No, he has his overcoat. 688 00:38:27,093 --> 00:38:31,962 This here brother Terenzio wouldn't be understanding with my uncle.. 689 00:38:32,295 --> 00:38:35,174 .. who had a virgin hanging over his head. - Oh, yes? 690 00:38:35,256 --> 00:38:36,654 - What did he have? - A virgin. 691 00:38:36,735 --> 00:38:39,773 Yes, those small things you put in your hair... 692 00:38:39,856 --> 00:38:41,973 - You'd grab a comb and you'd comb... - No! 693 00:38:42,057 --> 00:38:45,209 - What have you understood? - What have you understood so you open your mouth? 694 00:38:45,538 --> 00:38:47,972 - He had lost his head over a woman... - You hear? 695 00:38:48,058 --> 00:38:51,212 ...he wanted to marry, but as he already was married... 696 00:38:51,380 --> 00:38:54,851 - Yes. - ... the holy monk wouldn't celebrate the wewdding. 697 00:38:55,340 --> 00:38:59,221 And my uncly, cooll as hell, with only one stroke... zac! 698 00:38:59,422 --> 00:39:00,411 Ah! Help! 699 00:39:00,502 --> 00:39:03,939 ...left him without a head, as you can see. - We can see... 700 00:39:04,384 --> 00:39:08,219 But you, you have your heads on your shoulders, don't you? 701 00:39:08,464 --> 00:39:10,217 No, my head is in my head. 702 00:39:10,585 --> 00:39:14,340 - Mine is on the neck. All right, on the neck. 703 00:39:14,426 --> 00:39:16,622 - But you care for your heads? - Of course! 704 00:39:16,707 --> 00:39:19,938 Well, then it's very simple, you only, have to be reasonable, understanding. 705 00:39:21,749 --> 00:39:23,866 And you're reasonable, you're understanding? 706 00:39:23,950 --> 00:39:25,383 Very reasonable, Marquis,.. 707 00:39:25,471 --> 00:39:28,940 .. but even if I did celebrate your wedding, it wouldn't be valid 'cause... 708 00:39:29,751 --> 00:39:33,029 Brother Pasqua', brother Pasquale, unbutton! 709 00:39:33,273 --> 00:39:34,786 How should I do that? I have no buttons! 710 00:39:34,872 --> 00:39:38,149 Brother Pasqua', you're not one of those monks, are you?! 711 00:39:38,314 --> 00:39:40,544 Marquis, I'm one of this monks. 712 00:39:40,715 --> 00:39:43,150 So you're not a monk like brother Guglielmo? 713 00:39:43,355 --> 00:39:46,826 - And who's this brother Guglielmo? - Come, I'll show him to you. 714 00:39:48,877 --> 00:39:51,267 He has paid dearly his fault, brother Guglielmo. 715 00:39:51,358 --> 00:39:53,111 This is brother Guglielmo. 716 00:39:53,598 --> 00:39:57,833 This brother, came to the castle one day.. 717 00:39:58,001 --> 00:40:01,357 .. saying he was a mendicant friar. - Mamma! 718 00:40:02,201 --> 00:40:07,276 My late father blessed be his soul, who was a magnanimous man, very magnanimous... 719 00:40:07,362 --> 00:40:08,511 - Oh, yes? - What did he eat? 720 00:40:08,603 --> 00:40:10,753 - He ate the souls, a lot of them. - Cannibal! 721 00:40:10,843 --> 00:40:13,483 I didn't say "eat", but magnanimous, generous! 722 00:40:13,644 --> 00:40:17,035 - Generous, have you understood? - ... he gave all the goods he could want. 723 00:40:17,846 --> 00:40:23,445 On the other hand, when he realized he wasn't a real monk, he burried him alive. 724 00:40:25,009 --> 00:40:26,964 Now, you, brother Pasquale,.. 725 00:40:27,129 --> 00:40:32,683 .. are a monk like brother Guglielmo, or a regular one? 726 00:40:32,930 --> 00:40:35,968 Your Lordship, I'm a regular one,.. 727 00:40:36,171 --> 00:40:40,371 .. I'm in the union! - Well done, brother, better like this. 728 00:40:40,813 --> 00:40:42,963 However, you should know that in this castle... 729 00:40:43,054 --> 00:40:45,887 - Yes. - ... there's another niche available. 730 00:40:46,094 --> 00:40:48,973 - This one? - This one, yes, this one. 731 00:40:49,136 --> 00:40:52,573 Well, if you're still refusing to celebrate my wedding,.. 732 00:40:53,457 --> 00:40:59,409 .. this niche will host your worm eaten carcass. 733 00:40:59,539 --> 00:41:00,608 - Mamma mia! - What did he say? 734 00:41:00,699 --> 00:41:03,691 He said that my drum is eaten by worms. 735 00:41:03,860 --> 00:41:07,695 No, I didn't say that!? I said drum. 736 00:41:07,941 --> 00:41:09,659 - And what did I say? - No, I said carcass! 737 00:41:09,741 --> 00:41:11,221 - No, you said drum. - Carcass. 738 00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:14,978 - You said drum, I herd it distinctly. - Carcass, skeleton, cadaver! 739 00:41:15,182 --> 00:41:16,742 - Fink! - I? 740 00:41:16,823 --> 00:41:19,783 - Your worm eaten carcass! - Mamma! 741 00:41:19,986 --> 00:41:22,705 Well? Do you still refuse to celebrate the wedding? 742 00:41:22,946 --> 00:41:25,062 Not even in my dreams. I'll celebrate the wedding,.. 743 00:41:25,146 --> 00:41:26,626 .. the anti-wedding, the super-wedding,.. 744 00:41:26,707 --> 00:41:28,504 .. I'll annul the marriage, I'll conjugate you,.. 745 00:41:28,588 --> 00:41:31,500 .. I'll give you the Extreme Unction, the First Communion... 746 00:41:31,708 --> 00:41:33,108 You want to get married? Get married. 747 00:41:33,189 --> 00:41:35,021 You want to marry Mamozio? Marry him. 748 00:41:35,109 --> 00:41:37,830 What do I care about Mamozio? I want to marry Fiorenza! 749 00:41:37,911 --> 00:41:39,138 Thought you should know, Marquis. 750 00:41:39,230 --> 00:41:40,869 It's because a little while ago you beat around the bush? 751 00:41:40,951 --> 00:41:43,146 - I beat around the bush? - Yes, you beat around the bush. 752 00:41:43,231 --> 00:41:45,109 - What dog? - No, the dog ran away! - Yours. 753 00:41:45,952 --> 00:41:46,908 Your Lordship? 754 00:41:48,674 --> 00:41:50,505 No, this time he's talking to you. 755 00:41:50,675 --> 00:41:51,709 - Yes, to him, I'm telling him. - Me? 756 00:41:51,795 --> 00:41:54,230 - You want to end up in the niche? - Sorry, I was lost in thoughts... 757 00:41:54,316 --> 00:41:56,592 - Tell me: you want to end up in the niche? - Not even in my dreams. 758 00:41:56,677 --> 00:41:58,986 - Then we can have this marriage right away! - Yes. 759 00:41:59,077 --> 00:42:00,556 - Your Lordshihp? - What? 760 00:42:00,638 --> 00:42:02,868 - The Marchioness wants her cappuccino. - Oh, blessed Iddio! 761 00:42:02,958 --> 00:42:06,155 - Did you hear? A cappuccino for me too. What do yo want? - Coffee. 762 00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:08,196 - So 2 cappuccini and 1 coffee. - What have you undrstood? 763 00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:10,474 - What does the Marchioness want? - The confessor. 764 00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:12,672 Ah, she wants the confessor, the Marchioness. 765 00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:16,117 - She wants a confessor, and I a cappuccino. - And I a coffee. 766 00:42:16,721 --> 00:42:19,999 We can't even have a cappuccino after all the fright we went through. 767 00:42:20,444 --> 00:42:21,763 I know why she has asked for you. 768 00:42:22,324 --> 00:42:25,203 She wants to set herself free from the sin she can no longer hide. 769 00:42:25,525 --> 00:42:27,881 She wants to confess to you that she has been the spaniard's mistress. 770 00:42:27,966 --> 00:42:29,798 - Take it easy, Marquis, don't get angry. - No? 771 00:42:29,886 --> 00:42:32,320 I go upstairs, confess her, and turn back to make a report. 772 00:42:33,048 --> 00:42:36,164 - To whom? - To you! - And the Seal of the Confessional? 773 00:42:36,248 --> 00:42:38,557 What secret, we are free, transparent,.. 774 00:42:38,649 --> 00:42:42,359 .. we do everything in full sight. - Then you're not a real monk! 775 00:42:42,449 --> 00:42:44,884 How come I'm not a real monk? How dare you? 776 00:42:45,131 --> 00:42:47,565 Just look into the Monk's "Who's Who" and you'll find me there! 777 00:42:47,651 --> 00:42:50,610 All right, go and come back immediately. 778 00:42:50,773 --> 00:42:53,286 On the spot! More, I leave Mamozio as a pledge. Take him. 779 00:42:53,372 --> 00:42:54,329 No! 780 00:42:54,413 --> 00:42:57,532 You want to joke and I don't feel like it. 781 00:42:58,375 --> 00:43:01,015 - Remember the niche! - Ah, the niche! 782 00:43:13,179 --> 00:43:14,612 God's grace, sister. 783 00:43:17,101 --> 00:43:22,655 - Then, it really ws you? - Of course it's me.. 784 00:43:23,302 --> 00:43:25,578 .. who should it be, a Joe someone? 785 00:43:26,023 --> 00:43:28,139 You, if I'mnot wrong have asked for me. 786 00:43:28,224 --> 00:43:30,055 Yes. For a moment I thought you were... 787 00:43:30,144 --> 00:43:32,180 ...a cappuccino? But no, I'm a monk. 788 00:43:32,265 --> 00:43:33,699 Macchiato, buut still a monk. 789 00:43:33,786 --> 00:43:37,620 - "Ecce homo", sister, here's the man. - Let me look at you. 790 00:43:38,066 --> 00:43:40,456 From the front, in profile, from dis... 791 00:43:40,547 --> 00:43:42,539 - Pardon? - Disgusting, that would be three quarters. 792 00:43:42,628 --> 00:43:46,669 - The neck, you allow me? - Oh, dear. - The neck is important. 793 00:43:46,830 --> 00:43:51,860 - Oh! No! The finger is cold! - Oh, no! You don't have the birthmark! 794 00:43:52,232 --> 00:43:55,269 - No. I have the birthmark my dear. - Yes, but on the neck. 795 00:43:55,472 --> 00:43:58,988 What does it matter? The neck or in another place, I'm full of birthmarks. 796 00:43:59,153 --> 00:44:02,669 - It doesn't matter, anyway. - It matters greatly to me. 797 00:44:02,913 --> 00:44:07,114 - Oh, yes? - Were you born in Spain, by any chance? 798 00:44:07,276 --> 00:44:10,905 No, I was born in Monza, as a matter of fact I'm the monk from Monza. 799 00:44:11,556 --> 00:44:14,709 Napolitan by birth: half napolitan and half from Casoria. 800 00:44:15,157 --> 00:44:16,956 At home we were bilingual. 801 00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:19,600 And I'm here because, passing by the castle,.. 802 00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:22,673 .. a silver plate fell on the head of my tertiary fellow,.. 803 00:44:22,761 --> 00:44:25,958 .. brother Mamozio, and weakened him! 804 00:44:26,401 --> 00:44:28,836 Then it's you that got my message! 805 00:44:28,922 --> 00:44:31,483 Well, yes! Damn it! It was a silver plate! 806 00:44:31,563 --> 00:44:34,283 It's true I'm in cassock, but silver is silver... 807 00:44:34,724 --> 00:44:36,840 Oh, help me, father, I'm in his power! 808 00:44:36,924 --> 00:44:39,996 - Let's not exagerate with "father". - Oh, help, please! 809 00:44:40,084 --> 00:44:44,602 - Yes, I'll help you, you're good! - No, I'm not good! 810 00:44:44,806 --> 00:44:49,041 - No, father, I'm bad! - No, you're good, don't tell lies. 811 00:44:49,208 --> 00:44:52,964 Because with lies you go to hell, with fire balls in your mouth,.. 812 00:44:53,051 --> 00:44:54,688 .. my dear! You're good,.. 813 00:44:54,889 --> 00:44:57,849 .. I'm telling you, one who knows about goodness! 814 00:44:59,491 --> 00:45:03,042 So, come to your monk, my daughter, come to your monk. 815 00:45:03,132 --> 00:45:06,125 Tell me, was it true what was written on the silver plate? 816 00:45:06,373 --> 00:45:08,410 - Yes. - Yes? - It's true,.. 817 00:45:09,974 --> 00:45:13,012 .. I'm the prisoner of my brother-in-law. - Really? 818 00:45:13,094 --> 00:45:15,167 - Yes. - Are saying it for real? - Yes! 819 00:45:15,496 --> 00:45:16,531 Oh, my God! 820 00:45:16,696 --> 00:45:21,409 - And the 1,000 part? - Eh? - The 1,000 fiorini? 821 00:45:21,619 --> 00:45:25,055 - Yes, I'll give you everything you want! - Not for me my sister,.. 822 00:45:25,259 --> 00:45:29,173 .. for the sons of Provvidenza who are poor and in need. 823 00:45:30,221 --> 00:45:32,292 let's get to the heart of the matter: 824 00:45:32,742 --> 00:45:35,894 .. how can he help you this poor maniac,.. 825 00:45:36,062 --> 00:45:39,499 .. this maniac of mink, this monk from Monza? 826 00:45:39,743 --> 00:45:42,212 - How can I help you? - For the beginning: 827 00:45:43,865 --> 00:45:46,425 .. you must refuse to unite me in marriage with Don Egidio! 828 00:45:46,505 --> 00:45:51,821 No, dear daughter, first thing in the morning I'll celebrate your wedding. 829 00:45:52,467 --> 00:45:54,026 You've taken my brother-in-law's side. 830 00:45:54,108 --> 00:45:56,542 No, my daughter, I'm on my side. 831 00:45:57,189 --> 00:45:58,906 I don't want to end up in the crypt. 832 00:45:58,989 --> 00:46:01,868 How do they say? One who goes into the crypt learns to encrypt! 833 00:46:02,030 --> 00:46:05,340 And I don't want it. Follow my advice, Marchioness,... 834 00:46:05,552 --> 00:46:09,750 .. marry him! He's a little ugly, but just close your eye on it. 835 00:46:09,833 --> 00:46:12,586 - I hate him! - From hate to love it's a short road. 836 00:46:12,673 --> 00:46:14,471 - Father, I love someone else. - Ah! 837 00:46:14,954 --> 00:46:18,312 - Who? - Capitan Emanuel,.. 838 00:46:18,755 --> 00:46:22,795 .. Grande of Spain. - Grande of Spain? May he drop dead! 839 00:46:24,278 --> 00:46:28,510 Very well, go on loving him and marry the Marquis. 840 00:46:28,958 --> 00:46:32,713 You kill two stones with one pi... I mean, with one stone you kill 2 pigeons. 841 00:46:33,759 --> 00:46:37,515 - You see, father, it's something else, it isn't so simple... - Ah, no? 842 00:46:38,201 --> 00:46:40,841 What is it? Some hidden mess? 843 00:46:41,802 --> 00:46:43,759 Some hidden mess? Tell me! 844 00:46:45,324 --> 00:46:49,079 Well... I'm expecting a baby. 845 00:46:49,165 --> 00:46:51,281 Ah, you see there was a mess somewhere? 846 00:46:51,726 --> 00:46:54,366 I've understood. And this baby you're expecting.. 847 00:46:55,447 --> 00:46:58,803 .. is the son of the late Marquis? - No. - Nein. 848 00:47:00,368 --> 00:47:01,802 Don Emanuel de Leyva.. 849 00:47:02,008 --> 00:47:06,640 .. y Alicante y Cordoba y Alcazar y Medina y Lopez y Vazquez. 850 00:47:06,730 --> 00:47:09,803 Pasquale, Francesco, Nicola... how many fathers does he have? 851 00:47:09,891 --> 00:47:12,645 It's a public limited company, he's the son of a co-operative! 852 00:47:15,693 --> 00:47:17,763 You see, father, in his last letter.. 853 00:47:17,934 --> 00:47:21,770 .. Emanuel says he'll ben back in Italy by the end of winter,.. 854 00:47:21,935 --> 00:47:25,564 .. he can't be long. If you can postpone the marriage,.. 855 00:47:25,735 --> 00:47:27,773 .. then Emanuel will take care of my brother-in-law. 856 00:47:28,136 --> 00:47:31,448 I've understood. We must create another mess that... 857 00:47:31,937 --> 00:47:34,611 Yes, yes... 858 00:47:34,778 --> 00:47:38,215 Marchioness! I've found! The Provvidenza has enlightened me! 859 00:47:38,419 --> 00:47:39,488 We are strong! 860 00:47:39,860 --> 00:47:42,421 An ingenious solution, magnifique! 861 00:47:42,982 --> 00:47:47,737 Understood? Tomorrow I'll celebrate your wedding with pompa magna. 862 00:47:48,183 --> 00:47:51,858 - And is this that magnificent idea? - Ah, you wretch! 863 00:47:52,144 --> 00:47:55,261 You don't know what's hidden in the pompa! It's magna! 864 00:47:55,945 --> 00:47:58,938 Oh, blondy, come to your little brother! 865 00:48:24,511 --> 00:48:27,558 Celebramus 'sto matrimonio e che Dios ce la mandi buonam. 866 00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:29,678 - Liberamus. - Liberamus domini. 867 00:48:32,053 --> 00:48:34,716 Do you, Don Egidio Filiberto Nicoletta... 868 00:48:35,684 --> 00:48:38,629 - What does it say here? - Nicoletta. - Nicoletta? Who's that? 869 00:48:38,793 --> 00:48:41,108 - Yes, the ancestor. - Eh? - The ancestor, my grandmother. 870 00:48:41,322 --> 00:48:43,683 - Nicoletta... washes grandmother? - Nicoletta, the ancestor, grandmother. 871 00:48:43,768 --> 00:48:45,845 Because she had stumps, she couldn't wash herself? 872 00:48:45,935 --> 00:48:48,091 No, the ancestor, the ancestor! My grandmother's mother! 873 00:48:48,263 --> 00:48:51,103 - Oh, sorry, sorry. - Celebrate, celebrate! - Sorry. 874 00:48:51,551 --> 00:48:55,110 Do you Don Egidio Filiberto Nicoletta, Marquis De Lattanzis... 875 00:48:55,484 --> 00:48:58,050 - Marquis, hmmm! - Why, are you doubting it? 876 00:48:58,131 --> 00:49:00,254 - No, just saying hmmm... - Celebrate! - Right now! 877 00:49:00,337 --> 00:49:04,136 ...take as your wedded wife donna Fiorenza Gioconda Angelica.. 878 00:49:04,230 --> 00:49:06,592 .. here present from the Marquises of Giglio? - Yes. 879 00:49:06,716 --> 00:49:08,438 - Yes. - I should have said yes. 880 00:49:08,521 --> 00:49:10,483 One moment, he has said it. Let's put things in order. 881 00:49:10,568 --> 00:49:12,768 - Why have you said yes? - I said for him, he should... 882 00:49:12,854 --> 00:49:15,740 - He knows it, knows it... - I know he knows he knows it,.. 883 00:49:16,184 --> 00:49:18,945 .. but what have you to say? - Silence, brother Mamozio. 884 00:49:19,033 --> 00:49:20,515 Why do you always open your mouth? 885 00:49:20,597 --> 00:49:22,399 Isn't it enough the Marquis has to say yes? 886 00:49:23,164 --> 00:49:24,237 Be careful or I evict you! 887 00:49:24,609 --> 00:49:27,815 - Excuse me, gentlemen. So... - Celebrate, celebrate quickly! 888 00:49:27,898 --> 00:49:30,627 Want to take as your lawfull wedded wife donna Fiorenza here present? 889 00:49:30,707 --> 00:49:32,144 - Yes. - Again yes? 890 00:49:32,313 --> 00:49:35,153 Don't you want to stop it? You always open your mouth.. 891 00:49:35,241 --> 00:49:36,963 .. you marry her and so long! - Aah! 892 00:49:37,046 --> 00:49:39,568 - We go on or what? - Sorry, but his getting on my nerves! 893 00:49:39,654 --> 00:49:41,571 Brother Pasquale! Where do you think you are? 894 00:49:41,660 --> 00:49:43,416 - Sorry, Marquiss. - What manners! 895 00:49:43,505 --> 00:49:46,027 This "yes", we want it said freely or not? 896 00:49:46,112 --> 00:49:47,435 But of course I say it: yes!? 897 00:49:47,517 --> 00:49:48,634 - From the heart? - Yes. 898 00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:51,162 - Afterwards you'll not say... - Yes!?! 899 00:49:51,248 --> 00:49:53,371 ...if that monk wouldn't have married me... 900 00:49:53,455 --> 00:49:56,375 I'm saying yes, brother Pasquale. Don't joke. 901 00:49:56,584 --> 00:49:58,385 - Remember the crypt! - The tripe? 902 00:49:58,468 --> 00:50:02,187 - The crypt, the crypt! - Ah, the crypt! I had understood tripe. 903 00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:04,796 Sorry. It's a small lapsus. So... 904 00:50:05,288 --> 00:50:09,215 And you donna Fiorenza Angelica Gioconda, take for your lawfull wedded husband.. 905 00:50:09,944 --> 00:50:12,786 .. the washer's nephew - - What washer's nephew? 906 00:50:12,874 --> 00:50:15,997 - I'm the Marquis De Lattanzis! - So what? Maybe Federico Barbarossa... 907 00:50:16,081 --> 00:50:17,518 - How dare you? - Do you know I'm fed up? 908 00:50:17,605 --> 00:50:21,326 - Do you let do me let or not? - Yes. - Look here... 909 00:50:21,498 --> 00:50:24,224 - Celebrate, I'm telling you, celebrate. - One moment: 910 00:50:24,666 --> 00:50:26,948 .. do you want to take him for your lawfull wedded husband, yes or no? 911 00:50:27,495 --> 00:50:29,329 She's fainting! 912 00:50:32,373 --> 00:50:34,049 - Assia Noris. - Ora pro nobis. 913 00:50:34,218 --> 00:50:36,259 - Doris Durante. - Ora pro nobis. 914 00:50:36,504 --> 00:50:38,543 - Maria Denis. - Ora pro nobis. 915 00:50:38,909 --> 00:50:40,664 - Sofia Loren. - Ora pro nobis. 916 00:50:40,752 --> 00:50:42,874 - Anna Maria Pierangeli. - Ora pro nobis. 917 00:50:43,118 --> 00:50:45,194 - Brigitte Lebrum. - Ora pro nobis. 918 00:50:45,405 --> 00:50:47,205 - Tony Curtis. - Ora pro nobis. 919 00:50:47,368 --> 00:50:49,009 - Kurt Jurgens. - Ora pro nobis. 920 00:50:49,132 --> 00:50:50,613 - Brigitte Bardot. - Bardot. 921 00:50:50,897 --> 00:50:54,738 - Brigitte Bardot... - Bardot. - Brigitte Bardot... 922 00:50:54,945 --> 00:50:58,149 Enough of this litany! It gets on my nerves! 923 00:50:58,672 --> 00:50:59,869 Let's pray for the Marchioness. 924 00:50:59,955 --> 00:51:03,479 If my wedding has not been celebrated, is your fault. 925 00:51:03,683 --> 00:51:06,410 You have confused her with your bullshit! 926 00:51:06,852 --> 00:51:10,329 Take care of it immediately, I want it celebrated as soon as possible! 927 00:51:11,180 --> 00:51:16,347 Don Egidio, verbi gratia, as long as this situation goes on it's not possible. 928 00:51:16,554 --> 00:51:19,791 We must wait for her to recover and say that blessed "yes". 929 00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:23,197 I don't want to wait, I won't wait! 930 00:51:23,648 --> 00:51:25,883 But what's your haste? I don't understand. 931 00:51:26,094 --> 00:51:29,936 I don't undestand your haste. Your wedding is already half lawfull. 932 00:51:30,142 --> 00:51:33,940 Because yo have said the "yes"; go in a nice honeymoon trip. 933 00:51:34,152 --> 00:51:36,673 But how can I if she hasn't said "yes"? 934 00:51:36,758 --> 00:51:39,356 Go alone, this way you'll dupe her, you understand? 935 00:51:39,926 --> 00:51:42,206 Then, when the Marchioness recovers, she repairs with you,.. 936 00:51:42,292 --> 00:51:44,013 .. or better still if you send a letter.. 937 00:51:44,096 --> 00:51:49,705 .. I'll give it to her. - Friar, are you making fun of me? 938 00:51:50,269 --> 00:51:52,343 - Yes, yes. How come, "yes"? 939 00:51:52,514 --> 00:51:56,231 Yes, because it looks like, but do you think we're making fun of you? 940 00:51:56,442 --> 00:51:59,167 A holy monk and a little saint? Oh no, Don Egidio! 941 00:51:59,329 --> 00:52:02,168 But my wedding is not valid, don't you understand? 942 00:52:02,376 --> 00:52:04,497 Let us not say big words: not valid... 943 00:52:04,581 --> 00:52:08,217 It only has to be partially improved, I've even got an idea. 944 00:52:08,429 --> 00:52:11,634 Listen to it, and I think you'll like as I like it,... 945 00:52:11,718 --> 00:52:13,917 ...because I like it. If you like it, I'll like it. 946 00:52:14,003 --> 00:52:17,924 - Allow me to be the one to like it? - That's, we're doing for him. 947 00:52:18,212 --> 00:52:21,448 I'd say: we don't we freshen it up? 948 00:52:21,658 --> 00:52:24,304 What refresh? My wedding is halfway stuck. 949 00:52:24,761 --> 00:52:27,789 - Then "half freshen it up"! - Great idea! - Enough!? 950 00:52:28,111 --> 00:52:32,535 Nobody exits this castle before the "yes" is said. 951 00:52:32,977 --> 00:52:35,438 - Correct. Well said. - Oh, bravo. 952 00:52:35,648 --> 00:52:37,439 - Lock all the gates! - Good. 953 00:52:37,524 --> 00:52:39,157 - Let no one out! - That's it. 954 00:52:39,398 --> 00:52:41,859 With our exception, who must go to the Prior. 955 00:52:42,309 --> 00:52:44,135 - To the Prior? - Yes sir. - What for? 956 00:52:44,224 --> 00:52:46,811 To inquire from him about this half marriage.. 957 00:52:46,897 --> 00:52:49,243 .. so that we'll know fom him how to manage things. 958 00:52:49,329 --> 00:52:50,519 Ah, there's no need for it! 959 00:52:50,606 --> 00:52:55,027 Soon the Marchioness will be fine and the wedding celebrated. 960 00:52:55,270 --> 00:52:57,652 - He doesn't know. - What don't I know? 961 00:52:57,743 --> 00:53:00,203 - You happy-go-lucky, you! - Who's a happy-go-lucky? - You! 962 00:53:01,171 --> 00:53:04,632 These faintings are terrible, diabolical. 963 00:53:05,679 --> 00:53:10,025 I remember the case of a lady, who fainted in similar circumstances. 964 00:53:10,545 --> 00:53:12,338 - And? - And after four days,.. 965 00:53:12,419 --> 00:53:18,318 .. when she recovered, the poor, had already been dead for two days. 966 00:53:18,562 --> 00:53:19,513 And that's not all! 967 00:53:20,756 --> 00:53:24,781 When in such a case there's no death, as I hope will be for the Marchioness,.. 968 00:53:25,260 --> 00:53:28,005 .. you remain mute. True, Mamozio? - It's true? 969 00:53:28,251 --> 00:53:32,390 Yes, yes. When... I speak no more. I was there. 970 00:53:32,638 --> 00:53:34,463 - He was there. - So what? 971 00:53:35,149 --> 00:53:37,781 There's nothing else but the hope in don Prior. 972 00:53:39,338 --> 00:53:42,401 - All right, have it your way. - Amen. 973 00:53:42,610 --> 00:53:43,924 Go to the Prior,.. 974 00:53:44,524 --> 00:53:45,952 .. but remember, monks,... 975 00:53:46,916 --> 00:53:49,786 ...I'll keep the sons of Provvidenza as hostages. 976 00:53:51,223 --> 00:53:54,251 If you try not to return to the castle,.. 977 00:53:55,210 --> 00:53:57,478 .. I'll make a massacre! 978 00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:00,864 The massacre of the innocents! 979 00:54:10,232 --> 00:54:12,950 - Are we going to the Prior? - To the Prior Egypt! 980 00:54:13,032 --> 00:54:16,227 - We're going in Egypt by horse? - Yes, we're going in Egypt by horse! 981 00:54:16,470 --> 00:54:19,303 But is it possible that you be beyond the boundaries of moron? 982 00:54:20,670 --> 00:54:24,901 We're going to Monza, at the Red Moon tavern, at Don Emanuel. 983 00:54:25,547 --> 00:54:28,016 - Who said Don Emanuel is there? - The Marchioness! 984 00:54:28,107 --> 00:54:31,017 - But if she's mute? - Imbecil, the Marchioness can speak. 985 00:54:31,227 --> 00:54:35,014 - She pretends she's mute because I told her to! - But she can speak? 986 00:54:35,225 --> 00:54:37,261 - She speaks, the mute. - The mute from Portici? 987 00:54:37,345 --> 00:54:40,940 - No, the blind from Sorrento! - Ah. And if there's no tavern? 988 00:54:41,225 --> 00:54:43,898 What do you mean there's no tavern? Who could have taken it away? 989 00:54:44,105 --> 00:54:47,301 - And if there's no Don Emanuel? - Then we'll go to the camp. 990 00:54:47,384 --> 00:54:50,102 - And if he's not at the camp? - Hey, you're my friend.. 991 00:54:50,182 --> 00:54:52,777 .. or the Marquis'? Come on, blondy! 992 00:55:54,491 --> 00:55:57,926 Brothers, we haven't come here to remind you of your sins,.. 993 00:55:58,129 --> 00:56:03,043 .. and not for preaching, but for entertaining you with a song.. 994 00:56:03,688 --> 00:56:08,045 .. hoping for your charity. Ready, brother? - Ready. 995 00:56:08,888 --> 00:56:11,846 Give us... 996 00:56:12,926 --> 00:56:15,487 Give us... 997 00:56:16,246 --> 00:56:19,198 Give us a little charity! 998 00:56:33,441 --> 00:56:36,713 Give us, give us a little charity! 999 00:56:40,921 --> 00:56:44,596 Two litlle brothers now we are, Around the world we walk afar, 1000 00:56:44,801 --> 00:56:48,314 We only ask a litlle charity for us. 1001 00:56:48,479 --> 00:56:51,993 The night before to sleep we go Happiness be brought 1002 00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:55,635 to you we'll pray. 1003 00:56:56,078 --> 00:57:00,995 Give us, give us a little charity! 1004 00:57:03,196 --> 00:57:06,825 With barren feet we go the way Streching our hands to all that may, 1005 00:57:07,076 --> 00:57:10,432 And so you can't refuse us two 1006 00:57:10,795 --> 00:57:12,626 who are so poor and without 1007 00:57:12,716 --> 00:57:14,113 - It must be that one. - It must be that one. 1008 00:57:14,195 --> 00:57:15,423 - The tavern... - The tavern... 1009 00:57:15,515 --> 00:57:17,265 - of the Red Moon. - of the Red Moon. 1010 00:57:17,353 --> 00:57:19,743 - Oh? - Eh? - What are you playing at, the parrot? - No, I'm talking to myself. 1011 00:57:19,833 --> 00:57:21,471 Shut up. Come, let's see. 1012 00:57:22,513 --> 00:57:24,072 Take a peek, who's inside? 1013 00:57:24,153 --> 00:57:26,269 - I can't make it. - I'll help you. Now, up! 1014 00:57:28,512 --> 00:57:32,389 - What are you seeing? - I see two monks.. 1015 00:57:32,751 --> 00:57:35,470 .. who sing and dance. Have they got a dispensation? 1016 00:57:35,629 --> 00:57:37,426 - Let's go away, let's go! - What should we do? 1017 00:57:37,749 --> 00:57:39,422 I'll think about it, come with me. 1018 00:57:40,150 --> 00:57:44,020 Give us, give us a little charity! 1019 00:57:47,227 --> 00:57:50,902 Two litlle brothers now we are, Around the world we walk afar, 1020 00:57:51,107 --> 00:57:54,417 We only ask a litlle charity for us. 1021 00:57:54,666 --> 00:57:58,022 The night before to sleep we go Happiness be brought 1022 00:57:58,226 --> 00:58:01,854 to you we'll pray. 1023 00:58:02,225 --> 00:58:06,222 Give us, give us a little charity! 1024 00:58:09,382 --> 00:58:13,012 With barren feet we go the way Streching our hands to all that may, 1025 00:58:13,223 --> 00:58:16,578 And so you can't refuse us two 1026 00:58:16,823 --> 00:58:20,291 Who are so poor and without until you mighty 1027 00:58:20,502 --> 00:58:23,777 Giv'us your charity. 1028 00:58:24,140 --> 00:58:29,091 Give us, give us a little charity! 1029 00:58:32,500 --> 00:58:34,252 All of you, silence! 1030 00:58:34,620 --> 00:58:37,177 What goes on in this place of perdition? 1031 00:58:37,698 --> 00:58:42,168 Enough, enough! Ashame yourself, devils! 1032 00:58:43,137 --> 00:58:44,570 What's with this scandal? 1033 00:58:45,365 --> 00:58:48,587 Where have ever been seen two monks abandon themselves.. 1034 00:58:48,797 --> 00:58:51,226 .. to such a mellifluous and infernal orgy? 1035 00:58:52,030 --> 00:58:54,777 I'll denounce you to the Holy Inquisition,.. 1036 00:58:54,982 --> 00:58:57,889 .. don't call me brother Pasquale da Casoria anymore. 1037 00:58:58,097 --> 00:58:59,686 But we did it for a good cause, brother. 1038 00:58:59,774 --> 00:59:02,802 Enough brother here and brother there, I'm an only son! Go away! 1039 00:59:03,525 --> 00:59:06,081 Sacrilege, don't - Mamozio, bite him! 1040 00:59:13,144 --> 00:59:15,494 Adriano, that was a real monk! 1041 00:59:15,579 --> 00:59:18,326 But what is it to you? We are no real monks,.. 1042 00:59:18,412 --> 00:59:19,809 .. and you know what I say? - Yes? 1043 00:59:19,889 --> 00:59:22,761 The system works. Tomorrow we come back dresses as sans-culottes... 1044 00:59:22,843 --> 00:59:25,590 .. and make so much dough we'll be millionaires. 1045 00:59:26,038 --> 00:59:30,180 And you, people prone to idleness and the tavern,.. 1046 00:59:30,825 --> 00:59:34,574 .. you indulge in listening, with your dog ears,.. 1047 00:59:34,818 --> 00:59:38,962 .. such indecencies and do not avert your eyes.. 1048 00:59:39,208 --> 00:59:43,272 .. from epileptic gestures that have nothing to do with dance. 1049 00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:47,623 I, a holy monk, and the little saint, here present.. 1050 00:59:47,829 --> 00:59:52,496 .. throw upon your sinful heads the most terrible of all anathemas.. 1051 00:59:52,739 --> 00:59:56,008 ...from the bottom of our hearts and with the most sincere wishes.. 1052 00:59:56,092 --> 00:59:59,361 .. that from now on you shall become the best of christians,.. 1053 00:59:59,445 --> 01:00:02,271 .. magnanimous and generous. - Enough! 1054 01:00:02,358 --> 01:00:04,993 Silence! I'm talking now. You, get out! 1055 01:00:05,233 --> 01:00:08,025 Go preach somewhere else, here they've already collected. 1056 01:00:08,107 --> 01:00:10,934 - People want to have fun. Come on, out! - Don't touch me! 1057 01:00:11,019 --> 01:00:13,323 You, jerk, I'll punch and break your nose! 1058 01:00:13,415 --> 01:00:14,890 - What nose? - Yours. 1059 01:00:15,090 --> 01:00:17,124 - You call ithis a nose? - Yours it's a great one! 1060 01:00:17,206 --> 01:00:18,477 - How dare you? - Come on! 1061 01:00:18,564 --> 01:00:21,867 Hey, you, leave the monk alone. The monk is right. 1062 01:00:22,117 --> 01:00:24,671 Hey, monk, come here, and drink with us. 1063 01:00:24,870 --> 01:00:26,776 Thank you, brothers. Mamozio, come. 1064 01:00:26,985 --> 01:00:30,289 Sit down, wine makes the blood thick. - Thank you, thank you. 1065 01:00:30,377 --> 01:00:32,570 I'm a Spaniard and for a Spaniard... 1066 01:00:32,734 --> 01:00:35,448 .. e sempre un onore avere un monaco al suo tavolo. 1067 01:00:35,647 --> 01:00:39,474 - A Spaniard? - Spaniard! 1068 01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:41,745 A Spaniard? Ask if he knows Emanuel. 1069 01:00:41,953 --> 01:00:45,335 You're right. Please, are you really a Spaniard from Spain? 1070 01:00:45,784 --> 01:00:51,053 - Of course! - Not from the periphery, the Pirenei... 1071 01:00:51,612 --> 01:00:56,357 Listen, you, being a Spaniard, a Captain della manovella? 1072 01:00:56,801 --> 01:01:00,230 - Emanuel! - Emanuel, yes. 1073 01:01:03,109 --> 01:01:05,663 Friar! 1074 01:01:06,621 --> 01:01:09,687 There more than one million Don Emanuel in Spain. 1075 01:01:10,533 --> 01:01:12,883 - It's one of them. - But this one is a Capitain,.. 1076 01:01:12,967 --> 01:01:14,999 .. here, from the arquebuses. - An officer? 1077 01:01:15,083 --> 01:01:17,113 - Officer. - Yes, he hit it on the spot. 1078 01:01:17,517 --> 01:01:19,105 Ah, maybe it's Don Emanuel.. 1079 01:01:19,193 --> 01:01:22,146 .. de Alcazar, Mendoza, Cordoba, y Medina y Velazquez! 1080 01:01:22,345 --> 01:01:24,776 Exactly, one of these seven. 1081 01:01:25,980 --> 01:01:26,931 Handsome monk,.. 1082 01:01:27,615 --> 01:01:31,565 .. do you want me to read your destiny? - The Magus from Monza is here! 1083 01:01:32,924 --> 01:01:36,228 Why don't you read where is the Capitain Emanuel, whom we are looking for? 1084 01:01:36,318 --> 01:01:38,463 How do you want me to know about your Don Emanuel? 1085 01:01:38,553 --> 01:01:39,505 Stop it. 1086 01:01:39,590 --> 01:01:41,896 Monk! - What do you want with me? 1087 01:01:42,066 --> 01:01:44,526 Leave the gypsy alone and come here. 1088 01:01:44,898 --> 01:01:47,963 Immediately, my son. Here I am, my son. What is it? 1089 01:01:48,411 --> 01:01:51,634 Listen, monk, tell me a spiced story. 1090 01:01:52,401 --> 01:01:54,751 If you give me her adress, I'll tell it to your sister. 1091 01:01:54,836 --> 01:01:57,221 - How dare you? - Keep cool! 1092 01:01:57,311 --> 01:01:59,820 Leave the holy monk alone, or I'll punch you! 1093 01:01:59,905 --> 01:02:02,370 If you're a holy monk, let me see a miracle. 1094 01:02:02,621 --> 01:02:05,368 That I can do. I can show you a miracle. 1095 01:02:06,414 --> 01:02:11,351 Tell me: has it ever happened to you to want something in life.. 1096 01:02:11,801 --> 01:02:13,708 .. and never to be able to get it? Yes. 1097 01:02:13,917 --> 01:02:16,584 Then, take this! Now! 1098 01:02:19,343 --> 01:02:22,266 Oh, the poor bastard, look how he took it! 1099 01:02:22,849 --> 01:02:27,306 Don't trust her, Cecco, that woman is a simulant! She feigns! 1100 01:02:27,769 --> 01:02:30,117 I assure she has lost her speach. 1101 01:02:30,404 --> 01:02:33,547 I tried frightening her, menacing her... to no avail! 1102 01:02:33,636 --> 01:02:36,462 - She hasn't opened her mouth. - She has duped you, moron. 1103 01:02:37,067 --> 01:02:40,605 - My sister-in-law is a fox. - And do you think I'm a fool? 1104 01:02:40,858 --> 01:02:44,442 Upon Cecco's word, she does not speak! 1105 01:02:44,648 --> 01:02:47,912 She moves her mouth like this, but doesn't utter a sound! 1106 01:02:49,394 --> 01:02:53,536 - Can I trust you, Cecco? - You must trust me, Your Excellency. 1107 01:02:53,903 --> 01:02:57,444 Your Excellency, the two friars.. 1108 01:02:57,535 --> 01:03:00,123 .. have come back from the Ma... Ma... - From their mothers? 1109 01:03:00,489 --> 01:03:03,755 - No, from the Marchioness. - And how is she? 1110 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:07,540 - She speaks. - She speaks! 1111 01:03:11,061 --> 01:03:15,406 Have you heard, Cecco? The Marchioness has spoken. 1112 01:03:15,707 --> 01:03:19,428 - I was wrong to trust her. - And I to trust you. 1113 01:03:20,941 --> 01:03:22,385 Moron! 1114 01:03:23,422 --> 01:03:25,583 Disappear from my sight! 1115 01:03:26,589 --> 01:03:29,417 Most illustrious and most noble Lady Marchioness,.. 1116 01:03:29,783 --> 01:03:33,214 .. I and the reverend brother Mamozio here present.. 1117 01:03:33,775 --> 01:03:36,127 .. we have been at the Halfmoon tavern: 1118 01:03:36,331 --> 01:03:38,715 .. there were italians, english, french,.. 1119 01:03:38,926 --> 01:03:41,073 .. portugueses who didn't pay their tab,.. 1120 01:03:41,283 --> 01:03:44,666 .. but Don Emanuel, Spanish Capitain, not a trace. 1121 01:03:44,873 --> 01:03:46,543 - Is it true, Mamozio? - None. 1122 01:03:46,991 --> 01:03:48,861 Then for me there's no ho- 1123 01:03:49,306 --> 01:03:54,368 - Why? - Marchioness... - Undress, undress, undress her! 1124 01:03:54,535 --> 01:03:57,363 - What are you doing imbecile? - You told me to undress. 1125 01:03:57,567 --> 01:04:01,157 The Marchiones, not yourself, moron; undress, unveil the Marchioness. 1126 01:04:01,641 --> 01:04:04,672 - And now, what are you doing? - I have to undress her, no? 1127 01:04:04,835 --> 01:04:07,186 - But you're putting her naked. - Now, if I've started... 1128 01:04:07,271 --> 01:04:08,383 What's that "now, if I've started"? 1129 01:04:08,467 --> 01:04:11,453 You must unwrap her throat, to lighten her breathing. 1130 01:04:11,903 --> 01:04:13,536 - Oh, she's not breathing anymore. - No! 1131 01:04:13,617 --> 01:04:15,207 - She's not breathing anymore. - O, my God. 1132 01:04:15,293 --> 01:04:17,044 Auscultate her heart, auscultate. 1133 01:04:17,132 --> 01:04:19,879 - On the right side for the heart? - Here. - Imbecile, on the right side? - Why? 1134 01:04:19,965 --> 01:04:21,599 - The heart is on the left. - Is she left-handed? 1135 01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:23,588 Anatomically the heart is on the left side! 1136 01:04:23,677 --> 01:04:25,471 Drop dead! 1137 01:04:26,791 --> 01:04:31,298 Silence, she's coming back. She ressurects... Let's raise her! 1138 01:04:31,621 --> 01:04:35,290 One, two, now! 1139 01:04:35,495 --> 01:04:38,686 - How are you feeling? - Oh, bad. - Bad? 1140 01:04:38,890 --> 01:04:40,114 - Worse. - Worse? 1141 01:04:40,324 --> 01:04:43,120 I'm delivering. Oh, I'm damned! 1142 01:04:43,239 --> 01:04:45,906 - A lost woman! - Lost woman my foot! 1143 01:04:46,113 --> 01:04:48,827 From this moment on you're a merry widow. 1144 01:04:49,267 --> 01:04:51,618 And don't worry about the baby's birth. 1145 01:04:51,703 --> 01:04:53,451 The baby's born when he wants it. 1146 01:04:53,539 --> 01:04:55,330 - Yes, but how? - How? 1147 01:04:55,774 --> 01:04:58,440 - I'm so alone! - You're not alone! Don't say that,.. 1148 01:04:58,529 --> 01:05:01,798 .. it's a blasphemy. The Providence has never abandoned anyone. 1149 01:05:01,881 --> 01:05:04,788 - And what if the Marquis finds about it? - We'll keep him in the dark. 1150 01:05:04,876 --> 01:05:06,830 - Why, you have a plan? - II don't; have you? 1151 01:05:06,914 --> 01:05:09,139 - I don't why? What plan? - We'd need a plan.. 1152 01:05:09,229 --> 01:05:12,135 .. of some degree of consistency, of some power... 1153 01:05:12,222 --> 01:05:13,856 - A piano forte! - A pianoforte? What the- 1154 01:05:13,938 --> 01:05:15,166 - An organ? - What organ! 1155 01:05:15,257 --> 01:05:16,324 A drum? 1156 01:05:16,415 --> 01:05:18,049 - I've found. - You've found? - Cymbals! 1157 01:05:18,131 --> 01:05:20,163 I'd sound them on your head, the cymbals! 1158 01:05:20,367 --> 01:05:23,238 Don't worry, Marchioness, we'll find that plan. 1159 01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:25,703 - At this hour? - You can find a plan at any hour. 1160 01:05:25,794 --> 01:05:28,624 - And if the plan doesn't work? Then, that's it! 1161 01:05:28,792 --> 01:05:31,502 You'll m arry the Marquis. - Oh, no. Never! 1162 01:05:32,263 --> 01:05:35,806 Marchiones! - I prefer death. - Marchioness, what are you doing? 1163 01:05:36,055 --> 01:05:38,281 - Poison! I want to kill myself! - No suicide! 1164 01:05:38,370 --> 01:05:42,196 - Poison... Let go! Let go! - Ahh! - Poison? Taste it! 1165 01:05:43,242 --> 01:05:45,704 - It's bitter! - Of course, it's poison! 1166 01:05:46,356 --> 01:05:47,308 Imbecile! 1167 01:05:47,512 --> 01:05:51,294 No, Marchioness, no, please, why kill yourself? 1168 01:05:51,666 --> 01:05:54,811 You who are so good... She really is good this Marchionoess... 1169 01:05:54,899 --> 01:05:57,169 Better to suicide the Marcquis, who's bad. 1170 01:05:59,954 --> 01:06:02,229 Then, what did that Prior have to say? 1171 01:06:02,475 --> 01:06:04,832 The holy Prior, extremely saddened,.. 1172 01:06:04,917 --> 01:06:08,354 .. has told me that until the Marchioness doesn't speak again,.. 1173 01:06:09,199 --> 01:06:11,841 .. nothing can be done! - Beh, then is alreasy solved. 1174 01:06:12,402 --> 01:06:15,759 Smilzo has reported to me he has witnessed the Marchioness speaking with you. 1175 01:06:16,205 --> 01:06:18,597 Most illustrious and most noble don Egidio,.. 1176 01:06:19,247 --> 01:06:23,210 .. magnanimous sire of this castle and neighbouring lands,.. 1177 01:06:24,051 --> 01:06:26,168 .. do not give credit to what Smilzo has said. 1178 01:06:26,251 --> 01:06:29,406 It's true, yes, we have spoken to the Marchioness.. 1179 01:06:29,654 --> 01:06:33,649 .. but she, poor soul, doesn't speak, she only answers by gestures. 1180 01:06:33,857 --> 01:06:35,656 Bad! She has to say it loud and clear. 1181 01:06:36,300 --> 01:06:39,499 I don't want a speech, only that blessed "yes". 1182 01:06:39,620 --> 01:06:42,184 All right, as soon as she says it, I'll give you my blessing. 1183 01:06:42,704 --> 01:06:44,857 - Oh thank you. - Don't mention it. 1184 01:06:45,106 --> 01:06:46,699 - Thank you, brother Pasquale. - My pleasure. 1185 01:06:46,787 --> 01:06:49,019 - Have I stuffed myself! - I'm glad. 1186 01:06:49,149 --> 01:06:52,699 - This lamb leg was delicious. - Thanks God. 1187 01:06:53,231 --> 01:06:54,791 I'm full, satiated... 1188 01:06:56,035 --> 01:06:57,186 - Brother Pasqua'! - Do say. 1189 01:06:58,556 --> 01:07:02,108 - Stinky! - What have you said? - I said: How powerful! Powerful! 1190 01:07:02,398 --> 01:07:05,756 Bravo, you have got it at last. Powerful, pextremely powerful! 1191 01:07:06,882 --> 01:07:10,274 That's why make her say yes, or the crypt is waiting. 1192 01:07:10,483 --> 01:07:13,478 - Remember it: the crypt! - But, don Egidio,.. 1193 01:07:13,685 --> 01:07:15,483 .. you really are cryptomaniac! 1194 01:07:17,168 --> 01:07:19,319 - Coughing? - A piece of la... 1195 01:07:19,410 --> 01:07:22,611 Up, up, the little bird, look at the little birdy, up! 1196 01:07:22,932 --> 01:07:28,012 The birdy, the birdy... Don't make yourself, don't make yourself... 1197 01:07:30,780 --> 01:07:33,341 That's it. Drink, drink, drink. 1198 01:07:33,660 --> 01:07:35,619 - Drink, come, drink. - GThank you. 1199 01:07:35,823 --> 01:07:38,737 Please, drink, drink! 1200 01:07:38,866 --> 01:07:40,902 - How are you feeling now? - Good, good. 1201 01:07:41,146 --> 01:07:44,025 Good? Let's not joke about it. Then drink a little more, drink! 1202 01:07:44,229 --> 01:07:46,505 - But I'm well. - Drink it all, to the last drop. 1203 01:07:51,795 --> 01:07:54,948 Drink, drink! - Brother Pasquale! 1204 01:07:55,796 --> 01:07:58,871 - There isn't anymore. To the last drop! 1205 01:08:04,843 --> 01:08:06,071 Almost ready, almost ready! 1206 01:08:06,244 --> 01:08:07,883 Three, two... 1207 01:08:08,205 --> 01:08:11,597 - I'm choking. Water, water! - Water, water... 1208 01:08:11,807 --> 01:08:14,405 - It burns me here. - Fire, fire... 1209 01:08:14,649 --> 01:08:16,721 - Water, water! - Water, water... 1210 01:08:16,933 --> 01:08:18,606 - There's nothing here. - Water! 1211 01:08:20,373 --> 01:08:22,253 - Well done, well done! - Thank you. 1212 01:08:22,456 --> 01:08:24,572 No! I want my soldiers! 1213 01:08:25,020 --> 01:08:26,452 - He's calling us! - Let's go. 1214 01:08:28,180 --> 01:08:29,251 Do something! 1215 01:08:29,463 --> 01:08:32,339 Smilzo! Cecco! Help me! 1216 01:08:33,304 --> 01:08:36,060 - Do something for me. I'm sick. - Drink. 1217 01:08:36,306 --> 01:08:38,105 - I feel like dying. - Drink, drink. 1218 01:08:38,188 --> 01:08:40,101 I don't want to drink anymore, I feel like dying. 1219 01:08:40,228 --> 01:08:41,345 Do something... 1220 01:08:41,749 --> 01:08:45,107 My Lady puerpera, have we done it already? - Yes. 1221 01:08:45,471 --> 01:08:48,546 Let's not lose our courage, sursum corda, up with the rope! 1222 01:08:48,755 --> 01:08:51,032 - Warm water. - Warm water. Now! 1223 01:08:52,237 --> 01:08:54,356 - Damn it! - It burns? - It burns, yes. 1224 01:08:55,041 --> 01:08:56,679 - Cold water! - Cold water. Towels... 1225 01:08:57,721 --> 01:08:59,314 - Marchioness, towels are always useful. - Always. 1226 01:08:59,403 --> 01:09:02,204 In such cases towels are the only useful thing.. 1227 01:09:02,286 --> 01:09:04,595 .. because we wrap him up immediately. 1228 01:09:04,686 --> 01:09:07,921 Who has taken the towels from here? Let's not do it again. Oh, my God! 1229 01:09:08,970 --> 01:09:12,520 - Stai calm, my dear. - Let's do it. Everything will be fine,.. 1230 01:09:12,731 --> 01:09:15,407 .. you're in good hands, and in... Towels! 1231 01:09:16,255 --> 01:09:17,573 - Talcum powder! - Talcum powder! 1232 01:09:17,816 --> 01:09:20,650 Air! Air! Here's the talcum. 1233 01:09:20,897 --> 01:09:23,892 - Here. - This is the talcum powder? - Yes, solid; there isn't liquid. 1234 01:09:23,982 --> 01:09:25,334 - You mean powder. - Powder. 1235 01:09:25,421 --> 01:09:27,302 - But is it talcum? - It is talcum! - Same thing. 1236 01:09:27,383 --> 01:09:29,262 - What's that? - Talcum powder, talcum powder! 1237 01:09:29,345 --> 01:09:30,495 We need talcum powder! 1238 01:09:30,945 --> 01:09:32,700 - Here. What's this? - Salt. 1239 01:09:32,788 --> 01:09:34,585 - Salt? What should I do with it? - It disinfects. 1240 01:09:34,668 --> 01:09:36,069 Ah, sure. The salt is disinfectant. 1241 01:09:36,150 --> 01:09:38,539 - Salt? Why salt? - It comes out better with salt. 1242 01:09:38,791 --> 01:09:41,229 And then, it's wisdom. The salt of wisdom.. 1243 01:09:41,313 --> 01:09:43,509 .. and then it's a disinfectant. Anyway... 1244 01:09:43,593 --> 01:09:44,824 - Bonnet! - Bonnet. 1245 01:09:45,035 --> 01:09:49,156 Stay calm, Stay calm, don't be afraid, don't be afraid. 1246 01:09:49,360 --> 01:09:51,430 Where's the bonnet? It's better to have it ready. 1247 01:09:51,521 --> 01:09:52,920 Here it is. I've put it. 1248 01:09:53,001 --> 01:09:56,438 Moron, you are putting on the bonnet? It's for the baby. 1249 01:09:56,524 --> 01:09:58,756 - Take it thing off, you're infecting it! - But I... 1250 01:09:58,847 --> 01:10:02,237 - But I thought, maybe for the hair... - What did you think! 1251 01:10:02,447 --> 01:10:05,250 Sorry, Marchioness. Come, come, the bandage, the bandage. 1252 01:10:05,489 --> 01:10:09,564 Roll the bandage up. Turn, turn. I want to have everything at hand.. 1253 01:10:09,813 --> 01:10:12,090 .. so that as soon as he comes out... Za! I do it! 1254 01:10:12,655 --> 01:10:14,807 We have wraped the baby! 1255 01:10:15,056 --> 01:10:17,526 - You said "turn". - Turn, turn. 1256 01:10:17,699 --> 01:10:20,738 - But you know these things? - My wife was midwife! 1257 01:10:20,820 --> 01:10:23,257 I've taken part at 6 births of twins. 1258 01:10:23,625 --> 01:10:25,856 I deliver a baby with closed eyes! 1259 01:10:25,945 --> 01:10:29,259 Yes, close them, father. I'm so ashamed. 1260 01:10:29,349 --> 01:10:31,385 You're not wrong. She's right, we'll need a blindfold. 1261 01:10:31,469 --> 01:10:32,619 - A blindfold? - A blindfold 1262 01:10:32,709 --> 01:10:34,110 Know what I'll do? I'll do it eyes closed. 1263 01:10:34,192 --> 01:10:35,146 - Where are you going? - Eyes closed. 1264 01:10:35,232 --> 01:10:37,191 - When? - Now! - And you leave me alone? 1265 01:10:37,275 --> 01:10:38,992 How shall I leave you alone when I'm staying here! 1266 01:10:39,074 --> 01:10:42,274 - I'll do it randomly, gropingly. - I thought eyes closed. 1267 01:10:42,358 --> 01:10:44,234 - What eyes closed. - Blindly. 1268 01:10:44,319 --> 01:10:46,674 - Blindly. - Oh, yes? - Blindly, like this. 1269 01:10:46,758 --> 01:10:47,955 Must I also blindfold myself? 1270 01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:50,112 No, you're a tertiary, there's no need. 1271 01:10:50,202 --> 01:10:51,430 - Now guide me? - Yes. 1272 01:10:51,522 --> 01:10:54,039 - Guidi. I'm ready. - Make haste, it's coming! 1273 01:10:54,125 --> 01:10:55,845 This baby is in such a hurry to get out! 1274 01:10:55,928 --> 01:10:58,921 What the hell! He has a lot of time, a life time! 1275 01:10:59,009 --> 01:11:01,924 - So, guide me. - Forward, forward, up, there. 1276 01:11:02,132 --> 01:11:03,646 Is it here? Is it here? 1277 01:11:03,853 --> 01:11:06,847 Damn it! It's two of them! Can it be.. 1278 01:11:07,135 --> 01:11:10,254 .. that every time I get involved twins are always born? 1279 01:11:10,617 --> 01:11:13,769 Look there! 1280 01:11:14,019 --> 01:11:17,900 - Look, those are not twin heads! What are they? 1281 01:11:18,742 --> 01:11:20,621 Excuse me, my Lady, I made a mistake. 1282 01:11:20,905 --> 01:11:23,785 We all can make mistakes, no one's infallible. 1283 01:11:23,987 --> 01:11:27,665 Provvidenza, you help me, show me where to put my hands. 1284 01:11:28,430 --> 01:11:31,504 Patience, Marchioness, patience. Patience is a woman.. 1285 01:11:31,672 --> 01:11:34,508 .. and who knows if you're not having a beautiful boy! Brother Mamozio! 1286 01:11:34,594 --> 01:11:37,828 and hammer. Quickly! 1287 01:11:38,078 --> 01:11:39,433 My part is without pain. 1288 01:11:40,248 --> 01:11:43,476 He drank it all! The gastric lavage worked! 1289 01:11:44,886 --> 01:11:48,398 For now it's enough because I was going to puke - 1290 01:11:48,562 --> 01:11:51,157 Oh, what toil! 1291 01:11:51,682 --> 01:11:54,354 By the soul of my forefathers! 1292 01:11:57,320 --> 01:12:00,276 Oh, that cursed monk, has poisoned me. 1293 01:12:00,358 --> 01:12:02,031 - He did it, I'm sure. - Yes, yes. 1294 01:12:02,119 --> 01:12:05,268 Now think about getting better, 'cause we'll take care of the friar. 1295 01:12:05,356 --> 01:12:10,029 No, no. Leave him to me, I want to kill him, cursed be his name! 1296 01:12:10,271 --> 01:12:13,739 But at first I want to gather some strength and then I must have some proof. 1297 01:12:13,828 --> 01:12:17,741 You take care of something else. Go upstairs, to my sister-in-law. 1298 01:12:18,187 --> 01:12:20,748 - The other one, what's his name, the half monk? - Mamozio. 1299 01:12:20,828 --> 01:12:23,701 Mamozio. He made signs the baby was on his way. 1300 01:12:23,864 --> 01:12:27,491 - Are you sure? - Sure as if having seen it with my own eyes. 1301 01:12:28,381 --> 01:12:31,532 Take this flask away, I don't want to see it anymore. 1302 01:12:31,898 --> 01:12:33,729 Go, go there.. 1303 01:12:33,819 --> 01:12:36,535 .. and catch them with the offspring in their hands. - The cheese? 1304 01:12:36,618 --> 01:12:39,368 The offspring, the offspring! The foetus! Damn you! 1305 01:12:39,735 --> 01:12:42,371 - Can we leave you alone? - I'm not alone,.. 1306 01:12:42,533 --> 01:12:44,601 .. I've got my stomach pain. 1307 01:12:44,692 --> 01:12:48,443 It's not convenient to stay close to me. Go, go, I'll wait for you there. 1308 01:12:48,569 --> 01:12:51,640 - Again? - What have you understood? 1309 01:12:51,927 --> 01:12:56,763 I'll wait for you in the crypt. Go, move it! Cursed soldiers! 1310 01:12:57,604 --> 01:13:01,073 And whoever asks you about me, tell him I'm dead. Dead! 1311 01:13:02,521 --> 01:13:04,989 My revenge is about to begin. 1312 01:13:06,472 --> 01:13:08,163 Here we go again! 1313 01:13:15,750 --> 01:13:17,061 .. he's so beautiful, no? 1314 01:13:17,660 --> 01:13:21,486 What do you think it's easier, delivering lamb or a baby? 1315 01:13:21,569 --> 01:13:24,029 - I know. I, with the sheep... - But what have the sheep to do with it? 1316 01:13:24,120 --> 01:13:25,437 You always bring up the sheep. 1317 01:13:25,517 --> 01:13:27,783 Look how pretty he is. Spit image of his father 1318 01:13:27,867 --> 01:13:30,372 - How can you say if you don't know him? - What do you mean? 1319 01:13:30,459 --> 01:13:31,933 Sons ressemble fathers, don't they? 1320 01:13:33,368 --> 01:13:37,268 - Eh? What is it? - Do you know he really ressembles you? 1321 01:13:37,514 --> 01:13:39,779 Flatterer! No way I'm the father. 1322 01:13:40,024 --> 01:13:43,083 Here he is, Marchioness. Look how beautiful he is. 1323 01:13:43,334 --> 01:13:46,074 - Ah, I don't know how to thank you! - You don't have to thank me,.. 1324 01:13:46,162 --> 01:13:49,267 .. thank Provvidenza who was taught me how to be a midfather. 1325 01:13:49,351 --> 01:13:52,932 A big kiss. Don't forget me, father, 1326 01:13:53,379 --> 01:13:57,117 Let me do it, let me do it. 1327 01:13:57,401 --> 01:13:59,353 - Make him disappear, quickly! - Yes, I'll do him in. 1328 01:13:59,437 --> 01:14:01,181 Do him in? Have you gone mad? 1329 01:14:01,270 --> 01:14:03,979 - Yes, I'll be quick. I'll I'll... - What I'll... I'll... 1330 01:14:04,059 --> 01:14:05,569 We did the Marquis in, we can d - 1331 01:14:05,656 --> 01:14:08,500 What's that to do? The Marquis is one thing, this one is different. 1332 01:14:08,535 --> 01:14:11,348 I was saying we should hide him so that the soldiers don't see him. 1333 01:14:11,593 --> 01:14:15,967 - I'd have done him in. - What would you have done outside? 1334 01:14:16,057 --> 01:14:18,606 - Let it go! - Let it go? - Take him! 1335 01:14:19,365 --> 01:14:22,902 - We must catch him cheese in hand. - Proof in hand. 1336 01:14:22,992 --> 01:14:25,497 Have you herd the Marquis? The baby, the new born child! 1337 01:14:26,779 --> 01:14:30,961 - Have heard the whimper? Someone's coming! - Let's hide! - Yes. 1338 01:14:40,211 --> 01:14:43,633 - Stop! - Give me hte cheese! - Give me the baby! 1339 01:14:43,917 --> 01:14:46,141 - The baby? - But these are rags! 1340 01:14:46,905 --> 01:14:49,854 Yes, I put them on my belly to keep me warm.. 1341 01:14:50,097 --> 01:14:52,966 .. because my pylorus is sick. - Smilzo, come with me. 1342 01:14:55,917 --> 01:14:56,948 Laudate... 1343 01:14:59,185 --> 01:15:00,737 Where is it? Where is it? 1344 01:15:05,083 --> 01:15:06,035 Damn it! 1345 01:15:09,507 --> 01:15:12,932 - Father... father! - Occupied. 1346 01:15:14,890 --> 01:15:17,440 - Father! - Young man, I've said occupied! 1347 01:15:17,639 --> 01:15:19,508 Occupied means occupied. 1348 01:15:20,189 --> 01:15:23,091 Have patience, if you insist you'll end up pecking us. 1349 01:15:23,180 --> 01:15:25,683 Don't play dumb, father, where's the fruit of sin? 1350 01:15:25,770 --> 01:15:28,433 Young man, here's no greengrocery. 1351 01:15:28,917 --> 01:15:30,347 Don't play it slow, father,.. 1352 01:15:30,433 --> 01:15:33,098 .. we've heard the whimper with our own ears. 1353 01:15:33,185 --> 01:15:34,974 But what whimpers, the whimpers of Egypt! 1354 01:15:35,296 --> 01:15:38,435 Have patience, it was my assistant, brother Mamozio.. 1355 01:15:38,523 --> 01:15:41,628 .. who is still childish and sometimes he whimpers. He likes whimpering. 1356 01:15:41,710 --> 01:15:45,968 - Talk clearly! - I should talk clearly? 1357 01:15:48,132 --> 01:15:50,353 And he, with that tongue, what's he talking in, japanese? 1358 01:15:50,442 --> 01:15:53,072 Is it possible that in this damn castle,.. 1359 01:15:53,153 --> 01:15:55,976 .. a holy monk from Monza, that's to say a Monzambico,.. 1360 01:15:56,064 --> 01:15:57,489 .. can not say his prayers? 1361 01:15:59,166 --> 01:16:01,726 I was thanking the Providence.. 1362 01:16:01,805 --> 01:16:04,604 .. for restoring speech to the Marchioness. 1363 01:16:04,686 --> 01:16:07,042 - She can speak? - Yessir. 1364 01:16:07,127 --> 01:16:08,844 But this is good news,.. 1365 01:16:08,967 --> 01:16:11,799 .. and now the Marchioness will tell us... 1366 01:16:12,046 --> 01:16:15,593 Say something, say! 1367 01:16:15,885 --> 01:16:18,797 - Tell us a little something. - Moron! 1368 01:16:19,483 --> 01:16:21,760 - What has she said? I didn't hear. - I've heard. 1369 01:16:21,845 --> 01:16:24,643 Marchioness, you'll pay for this! 1370 01:16:24,965 --> 01:16:27,763 But what are you doing, getting up? No, you can't get up, I of beg you! 1371 01:16:27,844 --> 01:16:30,677 - You don't frighten me anymore. But what are you doing, what - 1372 01:16:30,925 --> 01:16:34,598 Thanks to this holy monk I am again the master in here! 1373 01:16:34,685 --> 01:16:36,800 And I'll chase you like scabby dogs. 1374 01:16:36,885 --> 01:16:40,035 - Go! Go! - Out! Out! 1375 01:16:41,482 --> 01:16:45,315 Go! Anathema on your heads! 1376 01:16:50,643 --> 01:16:54,520 Don't cry, little Marquis. Don't cry because if they hear you... 1377 01:16:54,803 --> 01:16:57,838 Poor you, you're right, they got you down from the third floor,.. 1378 01:16:57,923 --> 01:17:00,753 .. because if they didn't throw you out, he would have done you in! 1379 01:17:01,321 --> 01:17:02,278 Darling! 1380 01:17:02,523 --> 01:17:05,164 Now I'll take you to the tertiaries and you'll be just fine.. 1381 01:17:05,245 --> 01:17:07,674 .. and don't you cry, or I'll smack as I did with the sheep. 1382 01:17:08,404 --> 01:17:11,042 She said that now she nothing to be afraid of.. 1383 01:17:11,124 --> 01:17:15,353 .. and she'll chase us away like dogs! - He laid the anathema on our heads. 1384 01:17:15,602 --> 01:17:16,555 Of course. 1385 01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:20,431 Now that she has hidden the baby she feels stronger, the delinquent! 1386 01:17:20,521 --> 01:17:23,876 Once the proof of her guilt has been suppressed,.. 1387 01:17:24,121 --> 01:17:27,476 .. she's not afraid anymore to lose her rights upon the castle. 1388 01:17:27,921 --> 01:17:29,797 But she has forgotten me! 1389 01:17:30,560 --> 01:17:32,835 The last word has not yet been said, dear Cecco. 1390 01:17:33,282 --> 01:17:36,159 If I'm to lose the name of Marquis De Lattanzis.. 1391 01:17:36,241 --> 01:17:37,560 .. I'll make her pay for it! 1392 01:17:37,642 --> 01:17:39,871 What are your plans? You want to torture them both? 1393 01:17:39,961 --> 01:17:42,918 No, there'll be no need for that, there'll be no need for that. 1394 01:17:43,121 --> 01:17:44,520 I want to have fun 1395 01:17:47,801 --> 01:17:50,837 Only I am to have fun! Only I should have fun. 1396 01:17:51,998 --> 01:17:56,948 The holy monk will confess everything to me without laying a finger on him. 1397 01:17:57,320 --> 01:17:58,673 He'll do it spontaneously. 1398 01:18:00,797 --> 01:18:04,429 He thinks he has poisoned me? He thinks I'm dead? 1399 01:18:05,001 --> 01:18:07,150 I'll give him this satisfaction. 1400 01:18:07,398 --> 01:18:09,552 No, Your Lordship, you mustn't kill yourself. 1401 01:18:09,641 --> 01:18:13,233 - But what have you understood? - Don't slap him! 1402 01:18:13,480 --> 01:18:16,914 Why are you slapping him? My poor Cecco! 1403 01:18:18,599 --> 01:18:21,636 He's faithful to me and thought I wanted to poison myself. 1404 01:18:21,878 --> 01:18:25,270 - I didn't like it. - No, Cecchino, I won't poison myself,.. 1405 01:18:25,560 --> 01:18:29,995 .. I want to live for 100 more years, richer and more powerful than before. 1406 01:18:30,158 --> 01:18:31,113 Understood? 1407 01:18:32,157 --> 01:18:33,113 Idiot! 1408 01:18:35,239 --> 01:18:36,432 Listen to me: 1409 01:18:38,596 --> 01:18:42,750 .. clear everything up and prepare me a box. 1410 01:18:42,958 --> 01:18:44,470 - What? - You explain it! 1411 01:18:45,436 --> 01:18:48,907 - A coffin. - Now we're laughing! 1412 01:18:52,957 --> 01:18:54,673 Have you done everuthig I've asked you to? 1413 01:18:54,754 --> 01:18:58,067 - The baby is safe. - The Marquis is also safe. 1414 01:18:58,516 --> 01:19:01,987 Listen, now go to donna Fiorenza and make her give you the 1000 fiorini.. 1415 01:19:02,077 --> 01:19:05,068 .. as we've talked? Like this, we'll be safe, too. 1416 01:19:05,157 --> 01:19:07,466 - 1000. - Go! - Don't accept even a dime less! 1417 01:19:07,556 --> 01:19:11,754 Brother Pasquale! - Eh? Who is it? Anyone calling? 1418 01:19:12,435 --> 01:19:14,711 Brother Pasquale! - I'm here, who is it, who is it? 1419 01:19:14,876 --> 01:19:17,913 It's me! - Oh, I'm sorry, brothers, I'm sorry. 1420 01:19:18,875 --> 01:19:21,105 - What's the news? - A big misfortune. 1421 01:19:21,355 --> 01:19:23,629 - Not the Marcquis? - Himself. 1422 01:19:24,674 --> 01:19:29,144 The Marquis don Egidio has suddenly died. 1423 01:19:29,434 --> 01:19:32,551 - Ah, yes? I, I knew it. - How's that? 1424 01:19:33,515 --> 01:19:37,906 I knew it, and everyone knows it. Death comes! Death comes, boys! 1425 01:19:38,155 --> 01:19:42,228 Live to the full, live to the full because death comes! 1426 01:19:42,875 --> 01:19:45,629 - Your Ladyship, everything's settled. - And the baby? 1427 01:19:45,914 --> 01:19:47,315 - Everything settled. - Oh, thank you. 1428 01:19:47,395 --> 01:19:49,270 The baby's poisoned and the Marquis is in the craddle. 1429 01:19:49,511 --> 01:19:52,074 - What? - Eh, the Maequis is poisoned.. 1430 01:19:52,153 --> 01:19:54,427 .. and the baby's in the craddle with the little tertiaries. 1431 01:19:54,513 --> 01:19:57,551 One moment: I don't understand. Who's been poisoned? 1432 01:19:57,633 --> 01:19:59,989 The Marquis, the Marquis. It was brother Pasquale;.. 1433 01:20:00,075 --> 01:20:02,746 .. he's good, he poisoned him; had it been be, he'd have got a stick. 1434 01:20:02,833 --> 01:20:05,507 That's what I do withthe sheep: I put a stick in their mouth and...! 1435 01:20:05,753 --> 01:20:06,709 1000 fiorini! 1436 01:20:07,352 --> 01:20:09,742 - You have poisoned the Marquis? - Brother Pasquale. 1437 01:20:10,115 --> 01:20:12,582 But I have asked you to help me, not to kill him. 1438 01:20:12,673 --> 01:20:15,746 Let's not start all over, 1000 fiorini here. 1439 01:20:16,034 --> 01:20:17,945 What's been said is said, the moment has come. 1440 01:20:18,033 --> 01:20:20,830 We have expenses, damn it. I've already lost 7 sheep.. 1441 01:20:20,912 --> 01:20:24,950 .. and he took the painless part. The other one got poisoned,.. 1442 01:20:25,192 --> 01:20:28,546 .. so 1000 fiorini, come on! If not brother Pasquale will take it from me 1443 01:20:28,792 --> 01:20:31,751 But you're assassins. Go, get put of here! 1444 01:20:32,272 --> 01:20:36,504 - It was terrible. - I understand! 1445 01:20:36,793 --> 01:20:40,183 - She didn't give me anything. - Silence! You don't know what has happened! 1446 01:20:40,273 --> 01:20:41,943 - What? - A great misfortune. - Another one? 1447 01:20:42,031 --> 01:20:43,863 I don't have the courage to tell him. You tell him! 1448 01:20:43,953 --> 01:20:45,147 - I can't. - You tell him. 1449 01:20:45,233 --> 01:20:48,067 - I ca... - He's stammering. If he tells you... 1450 01:20:48,154 --> 01:20:51,029 - I don't have the copurage to tell you. - What? - The Marquis is dead. 1451 01:20:51,113 --> 01:20:53,181 - Again him... - What do yo mean? - Yes, I say... 1452 01:20:53,271 --> 01:20:55,418 - It's the first he's been dead! - No, not the first, the fir - 1453 01:20:55,509 --> 01:20:56,659 See? 1454 01:20:56,908 --> 01:20:59,470 You see how upset this tertiary is? 1455 01:20:59,709 --> 01:21:02,145 He has a golden heart this one. He had taken to the Marquis. 1456 01:21:02,232 --> 01:21:05,985 He's a little pigeon, so dear to me, I bless, my darling, I bless you. 1457 01:21:06,271 --> 01:21:09,024 I should offer my condolences, to someone, but I don't know to whom,.. 1458 01:21:09,111 --> 01:21:11,337 .. I'll offer them to you, you do with them as you like. Let's go! 1459 01:21:11,428 --> 01:21:12,705 One moment, where are you going? 1460 01:21:12,789 --> 01:21:14,304 Praying for the holy Marquis'soul. 1461 01:21:14,390 --> 01:21:16,506 - No, you should wake. - How come wake? 1462 01:21:16,589 --> 01:21:18,980 And you want to abandon him without any solace? 1463 01:21:19,230 --> 01:21:20,867 He's dead. What does he care about solace? 1464 01:21:20,950 --> 01:21:22,861 This is not a reason to leave him alone. 1465 01:21:22,950 --> 01:21:25,226 Alone... There even are others, mat least they're acquainted... 1466 01:21:25,311 --> 01:21:27,377 - Are you monks? - Yes sir. 1467 01:21:27,468 --> 01:21:29,935 - Then wake. - Then let him wake, he's old. 1468 01:21:30,028 --> 01:21:33,180 - No, both of you must wake him! - Do you take us for party goers? 1469 01:21:33,429 --> 01:21:35,782 Enough! Let's go! Come, move! 1470 01:21:36,029 --> 01:21:36,984 Come! 1471 01:21:46,588 --> 01:21:50,057 - Go! - Easy, easy. What's the hurry? 1472 01:21:51,866 --> 01:21:55,747 - He died without religion's solace. - Solace or no solace,.. 1473 01:21:55,988 --> 01:21:58,660 .. he'd have wound up in hell anyway. 1474 01:21:58,907 --> 01:22:01,102 Let's make it snappy, may he's soul rest in peace. 1475 01:22:01,188 --> 01:22:06,499 Yes, so... Pace all'anima sua, de profundis, autobus, nominis, eis,.. 1476 01:22:06,747 --> 01:22:08,545 .. de anima liberamus. - Liberamus. 1477 01:22:08,827 --> 01:22:12,137 - Let's go! - Where? You must wake him the hole night. 1478 01:22:12,227 --> 01:22:15,775 - All the night alongside this one? - This is lack of education. 1479 01:22:15,868 --> 01:22:19,176 - If this one, during the night... - ... needs something? 1480 01:22:19,266 --> 01:22:24,101 - No, no, you must wake him! - If you won't do it alive, then dead. 1481 01:22:24,867 --> 01:22:28,141 Why do you want to leave? What have tou to do? Nothing, no? 1482 01:22:28,226 --> 01:22:30,946 You see what the gentlemen are saying? That we must wake! 1483 01:22:31,228 --> 01:22:33,024 - Go. - I'd say we do it like this. - Yes? 1484 01:22:33,107 --> 01:22:35,746 - Now he's waking. - Then we'll change. 1485 01:22:35,828 --> 01:22:38,182 No, no, no, both! Go! 1486 01:22:39,024 --> 01:22:40,583 Come, and don't press. 1487 01:22:50,025 --> 01:22:53,301 Confined! What a lock, boys. 1488 01:22:53,384 --> 01:22:55,532 Why are you shaking, why are you shaking? What, you're afraid? 1489 01:22:55,622 --> 01:22:58,898 - I've never been to a wake. - This animal is afraid of the dead. 1490 01:22:58,983 --> 01:23:02,261 You must be afraid of the living, I don't care about the dead! 1491 01:23:03,305 --> 01:23:07,059 Here he is. 1492 01:23:07,905 --> 01:23:10,293 My God, I can't look at him. It upsets me. 1493 01:23:11,423 --> 01:23:13,778 - Easy, easy, don't run... - No, no. 1494 01:23:14,063 --> 01:23:16,816 - And don't be afraid. - I? - Don't be afraid! 1495 01:23:17,502 --> 01:23:19,336 Ignore him. - I'm not looking. 1496 01:23:19,424 --> 01:23:21,414 Don't look at him, feign you don't know him. 1497 01:23:21,503 --> 01:23:23,537 And then the dead are no cause for fear. 1498 01:23:25,704 --> 01:23:26,852 No cause for fear. 1499 01:23:28,863 --> 01:23:29,976 No cause for fear. 1500 01:23:30,524 --> 01:23:32,274 Here he is, the coward. 1501 01:23:33,642 --> 01:23:36,075 - His covered. We should unveil him... - Yes. 1502 01:23:36,161 --> 01:23:38,393 ...so we can pray. Go unveil him, go. 1503 01:23:38,484 --> 01:23:40,712 - No, you go, you're... - Don't say you're afraid? 1504 01:23:40,803 --> 01:23:43,636 At your age, aren't you ashamed? Go unveil him. 1505 01:23:46,203 --> 01:23:50,956 - No, no, no! - And don't think you'll frighten me,'cause I fear no one. 1506 01:23:51,721 --> 01:23:53,281 - I'm going, I'm going. - That's it. 1507 01:23:57,923 --> 01:24:00,354 - What is it? What do you want? - I didn't say anything. 1508 01:24:00,441 --> 01:24:02,434 - You called me, what do you want? - I didn't call you. 1509 01:24:02,522 --> 01:24:04,241 You've interrupted my duties, what do you want? 1510 01:24:04,321 --> 01:24:06,357 - I dind't say anything! - You're a liar and a fool. 1511 01:24:06,442 --> 01:24:08,191 And I'll take out one of your eyes. 1512 01:24:08,759 --> 01:24:11,399 Let's go together, all right? You'll have more courage like this. Come! 1513 01:24:11,480 --> 01:24:13,037 Let's go together. 1514 01:24:14,402 --> 01:24:18,028 And don't push. Don't push, there's a dead man, have a little respect! 1515 01:24:23,320 --> 01:24:24,468 We must unveil him... 1516 01:24:24,838 --> 01:24:29,073 - His face is covered. Uncover him. - No, not I. You do it! 1517 01:24:29,161 --> 01:24:30,717 - Are you afraid of uncovering him? - You uncover him. 1518 01:24:30,800 --> 01:24:33,633 - You're so courageous and you send me? - And who'd you want to unveil him? 1519 01:24:33,718 --> 01:24:38,953 - Enough doing this, and he's uncovered! - Then do it. - That's what I'll do. 1520 01:24:39,797 --> 01:24:41,278 - I do like this! - Yes, yes. 1521 01:24:42,120 --> 01:24:44,077 - And what if he's infected? - Why? 1522 01:24:44,238 --> 01:24:45,876 What do you mean? It's a corpse... 1523 01:24:46,318 --> 01:24:48,707 Could be infected, something gets on my hand, 1524 01:24:48,958 --> 01:24:49,913 .. I could die. 1525 01:24:50,158 --> 01:24:53,549 We'd be needing a stick, find a stick, come, come, quickly. 1526 01:24:54,402 --> 01:24:57,947 Quickly, Mamozio! Quickly, Mamozio, a stick. 1527 01:24:58,400 --> 01:25:01,788 - Is this good? - A pole? very good. Yes, excellent. 1528 01:25:02,119 --> 01:25:05,473 - So: what time is it? - Who knows? Should be midnight... 1529 01:25:05,758 --> 01:25:09,115 You never know anything, you don't. You're... the unknown! 1530 01:25:09,796 --> 01:25:12,107 And again... nothing! 1531 01:25:16,196 --> 01:25:19,154 - What have you caught? - A dried cod as big as you! 1532 01:25:19,597 --> 01:25:22,475 Am I fishing or what? Am I fishing for corpses, maybe? 1533 01:25:22,717 --> 01:25:25,355 - Don't you see how big it is? - A salmon! 1534 01:25:25,637 --> 01:25:27,550 Ah, please,let me work. 1535 01:25:36,636 --> 01:25:40,345 - Mamma mia, he's so ugly. - Disgusting! I can't look at him. 1536 01:25:40,597 --> 01:25:43,029 - I can't look at him. - No... no... 1537 01:25:45,716 --> 01:25:46,670 It nauseates me. 1538 01:25:50,075 --> 01:25:52,988 - Help! What is it? - The dead... The dead has saluted me. 1539 01:25:53,234 --> 01:25:56,308 The dead has saluted you? It's logical: you're acquainted! 1540 01:25:56,476 --> 01:25:59,913 What? You make even me say stupid things. The dead saluted him... 1541 01:25:59,995 --> 01:26:02,952 It's your overstrung fantasy that makes you see double. 1542 01:26:03,196 --> 01:26:04,949 It's a mirage, got it? 1543 01:26:05,238 --> 01:26:06,431 The dead has made a mirage. 1544 01:26:07,474 --> 01:26:09,705 Go to sleep! Nice, fresh dead. 1545 01:26:16,395 --> 01:26:19,032 - He has saluted me again! - What salute? 1546 01:26:19,315 --> 01:26:22,274 - He has saluted me again! - The hell he did! 1547 01:26:22,516 --> 01:26:23,949 Come on, stop it; what's going on? 1548 01:26:24,193 --> 01:26:25,990 I'm not staying close to you anymore. 1549 01:26:26,674 --> 01:26:29,790 He moves, he salutes... This what your overstrung fantasy.. 1550 01:26:30,034 --> 01:26:32,753 .. makes you see... That is a mirageous dead! 1551 01:26:32,875 --> 01:26:36,230 Look at him how stiff he is, look. Don't you see he doesn't move? 1552 01:26:37,751 --> 01:26:42,349 He has c - He has cr - Cro - 1553 01:26:43,112 --> 01:26:46,071 - He has crossed his feet. - He has crossed his feet? 1554 01:26:46,312 --> 01:26:49,543 - Sure, it's logical! He has to, pure physiology. - Why? 1555 01:26:49,633 --> 01:26:53,069 After so many hours, the dead's nerves move, twist.. 1556 01:26:53,152 --> 01:26:54,744 .. and then... Hop! His feet cross! 1557 01:26:55,273 --> 01:26:58,425 - Go uncross them! - No, no, I, no, I no... 1558 01:26:58,593 --> 01:27:01,824 You're even afraid to uncross his feet? I'll go. Watch me, I go. 1559 01:27:02,872 --> 01:27:06,582 I'll touch his feet without looking at him, that's how trained I am. 1560 01:27:07,031 --> 01:27:09,422 - Are you afraid? - Why did you hit me? 1561 01:27:09,512 --> 01:27:11,309 I? I didn't... I didn't even move... 1562 01:27:11,391 --> 01:27:14,032 Yes, yes, I must do it, I must do it. 1563 01:27:14,474 --> 01:27:16,062 - It's the nerves. - The nerves? 1564 01:27:16,309 --> 01:27:18,188 - Pull them down, pull them down. - It's the nerves... 1565 01:27:18,631 --> 01:27:21,861 It's the nerves, it's the nerves, pull him down, quickly. Nerves? 1566 01:27:22,151 --> 01:27:23,469 No, no. Here, here, here. 1567 01:27:24,751 --> 01:27:29,588 The teeth. His wisdom teeth have come out. 1568 01:27:30,153 --> 01:27:31,345 The wisdom teeth are coming out... 1569 01:27:31,432 --> 01:27:34,706 When the dead's gums recede, the teeth stand out. 1570 01:27:34,891 --> 01:27:36,960 I must take them out from this bastard's mouth. 1571 01:27:37,049 --> 01:27:39,406 I saw a pincer yesterday, go fetch it. 1572 01:27:39,849 --> 01:27:42,363 God you're ugly! I can't look at you, it upsets me. 1573 01:27:42,609 --> 01:27:44,521 It upsets me, I don't want to look at you. 1574 01:27:44,769 --> 01:27:47,682 This dead disgusts me, and nauseates me! 1575 01:27:47,970 --> 01:27:51,200 I confess, it's a sin, it nauseates me. It must be the hatred! 1576 01:27:51,368 --> 01:27:54,645 - I found this. Satisfied? - Very good, very good. 1577 01:27:54,890 --> 01:27:57,166 We'll catch his teeth with all our strength... 1578 01:27:57,251 --> 01:27:59,321 ...and we pull. - Bastard! - This is it. 1579 01:27:59,411 --> 01:28:02,324 Ah, I can't take it anymore. What a night! Oh my, what a night! 1580 01:28:02,650 --> 01:28:05,211 - A gloomy night. - Yes. - Funereal. 1581 01:28:06,809 --> 01:28:10,881 - You're happy not to know... - What? - You don't know what this is... 1582 01:28:11,088 --> 01:28:12,679 O God, how your hands are cold! 1583 01:28:12,766 --> 01:28:14,885 Take your hands of me, it upsets me! 1584 01:28:14,967 --> 01:28:18,720 I have... Have... 1, 2, 3, 4... 1, 2, 3... 1585 01:28:19,007 --> 01:28:23,880 I have four... I have four hands! 1586 01:28:24,170 --> 01:28:27,205 - What happened? - The dead! - What happened? - The dead is sitting... 1587 01:28:27,288 --> 01:28:30,519 - What dead? - I'll crash your skull, I'll kill you! 1588 01:28:30,890 --> 01:28:32,844 There is no dead here, don't you see he isn't here? 1589 01:28:33,008 --> 01:28:35,159 Where is he, I've put him under my tunic? 1590 01:28:35,448 --> 01:28:40,239 You see where he lays? See? See? Serene... Look, convince yourself. 1591 01:28:40,727 --> 01:28:44,082 - You see that... Eh? - Ah! Eh... - What is it? 1592 01:28:44,364 --> 01:28:46,083 The head is here, and the feet there. 1593 01:28:46,165 --> 01:28:48,762 - So? - At first the head was here and the feet there. 1594 01:28:48,848 --> 01:28:51,315 - And this surprises you? It's only natural. - Why? 1595 01:28:51,606 --> 01:28:53,677 It wouldn't have been natural had he not turned. 1596 01:28:53,767 --> 01:28:55,328 I've explained this a thousand times: 1597 01:28:55,565 --> 01:28:59,446 .. after so many hours, the dead moves because the nerves move. 1598 01:28:59,686 --> 01:29:01,279 Now, it was the big sympathetic. 1599 01:29:01,687 --> 01:29:04,075 The big sympathetic is the main nerve.. 1600 01:29:04,167 --> 01:29:06,727 .. that commands all other nerves. So, the big sympathetic... 1601 01:29:06,807 --> 01:29:09,400 I find him antipathetic, alive and dead alike,.. 1602 01:29:09,486 --> 01:29:11,714 .. but the big sympathetic mad him do this movement. 1603 01:29:11,805 --> 01:29:14,638 So it's the big sympathetic that made the antipathetic turn. 1604 01:29:14,725 --> 01:29:17,716 Exactly. You see you know? You see you begin to learn? 1605 01:29:18,284 --> 01:29:20,593 I want to look at this animal from close range. 1606 01:29:21,284 --> 01:29:23,640 Careful, you're setting his hair on fire, you're setting his hair on fire! 1607 01:29:23,927 --> 01:29:25,245 I don't care, I set everything on fire! 1608 01:29:25,327 --> 01:29:27,284 - Do you want me to cremate him? - No! - Damn it! 1609 01:29:29,724 --> 01:29:34,196 Come here, come here! Look how ugly he is. Swine! 1610 01:29:34,645 --> 01:29:37,080 - Open his eyes. - Open his eyes. 1611 01:29:37,403 --> 01:29:39,998 Open his right eye! What are you doing? With both hands! 1612 01:29:40,245 --> 01:29:43,156 Open it wide, spread it well. I'm taking aim, eh? 1613 01:29:43,443 --> 01:29:46,277 - Did I make it? - I got him? - Yes. 1614 01:29:46,842 --> 01:29:48,402 Look here how ugly he is: 1615 01:29:48,561 --> 01:29:51,761 .. he already was ugly alive, death worsened him, this animal. 1616 01:29:52,165 --> 01:29:55,520 Take this! Take it! Hit him! Hit! 1617 01:29:55,963 --> 01:29:58,158 - Whatare you doing? - I gave him a pinch. 1618 01:29:58,241 --> 01:30:00,039 What pinch, you should hit him like this!? 1619 01:30:00,123 --> 01:30:03,479 I can... I've bitten his hand. 1620 01:30:03,562 --> 01:30:06,396 - You bite him! - I? - You bite him also! - I bi - 1621 01:30:06,482 --> 01:30:08,315 Bite his hand! 1622 01:30:08,562 --> 01:30:10,998 - What are you doing? - He bit my hand! 1623 01:30:11,245 --> 01:30:13,517 It's the nerves, it's the sympathetic moving him. 1624 01:30:13,603 --> 01:30:14,557 The nerves, only at me? 1625 01:30:14,642 --> 01:30:16,998 Look, he's even got a beard, looks like a goat, look. 1626 01:30:17,082 --> 01:30:20,199 A hair from his beard, here, keep it, it brings bad luck. 1627 01:30:20,442 --> 01:30:24,357 See how ugly he is? 1628 01:30:25,402 --> 01:30:28,551 You wanted to marry the Marchioness? Blondy? 1629 01:30:28,841 --> 01:30:31,798 You liked that bloomed flower, you wanted to fool around... 1630 01:30:32,122 --> 01:30:35,238 And if you want to know I even liked myself, and a little even he did. 1631 01:30:35,321 --> 01:30:37,630 You wanted to kill the baby. 1632 01:30:37,921 --> 01:30:41,232 Ah, yes, you wanted to kill the baby? Tell him somthing. 1633 01:30:43,480 --> 01:30:45,391 - Naughty! - Naughty,.. 1634 01:30:45,481 --> 01:30:48,278 .. he's a regular son of a bitch, and we must deal with him like with one!? 1635 01:30:48,360 --> 01:30:50,828 And he wanted to put us for ever in the crypt, but we've poisoned him 1636 01:30:50,920 --> 01:30:56,277 Oh, yes. And I poured poson in your wine so you'd croak.. 1637 01:30:56,600 --> 01:31:01,913 .. and you died, and now you go to hell. In hell, with all the fire! 1638 01:31:02,320 --> 01:31:05,391 And worms will eat your drum, not mine! 1639 01:31:05,679 --> 01:31:07,635 Yours also, because you're coming with me! 1640 01:31:07,720 --> 01:31:09,631 - What did you say? - I... - I'm coming with you? And where to? 1641 01:31:09,720 --> 01:31:11,711 - To hell with me. - To hell with me, I? 1642 01:31:11,800 --> 01:31:14,314 - No way. - Come with me to hell. - What are you saying? - I've said it. 1643 01:31:14,401 --> 01:31:16,151 - Who said it? - I've said it! 1644 01:31:18,758 --> 01:31:23,513 - Mamozio! Help! Help! - I'm not dead! 1645 01:31:23,759 --> 01:31:27,433 Cecco! Smilzo! Soldiers! Where are you, soldiers? 1646 01:31:27,681 --> 01:31:31,828 Bravissimi! Fuori! Bis! The movement! Help! 1647 01:31:33,078 --> 01:31:34,829 I'll go look for don Emanuel! 1648 01:31:37,398 --> 01:31:39,228 - I was kidding. - You think I've forgotten? 1649 01:31:39,317 --> 01:31:42,275 Aah, my ear! I got mumps! 1650 01:31:42,559 --> 01:31:44,674 I don't like it. Hold him! 1651 01:31:45,798 --> 01:31:47,388 Go and bring the fiance. 1652 01:31:47,797 --> 01:31:51,187 - Forgive a poor monk! - A poor monk? Delinquent. 1653 01:31:51,276 --> 01:31:53,473 - You liked the Marchioness? - No, no, I didn't like her. 1654 01:31:53,558 --> 01:31:54,786 You liked the bloomed floor! 1655 01:31:55,079 --> 01:31:57,510 - You wanted to fool around! - I didn't want to fool around. 1656 01:31:57,758 --> 01:32:00,144 - Well, you'll embrace her in a deadly embrace! - No. 1657 01:32:00,237 --> 01:32:02,592 - Smilzo, prepare the torture! - No, not the sawdust. 1658 01:32:02,676 --> 01:32:07,705 What sawdust? Torture! I must torture you! 1659 01:32:09,477 --> 01:32:11,942 Look who's here? The miracle brother! 1660 01:32:12,276 --> 01:32:15,744 No, I'm not the onw with the miracles, it's brother Pasquale. 1661 01:32:15,835 --> 01:32:17,634 In fact, now it's him that needs a miracle! 1662 01:32:17,718 --> 01:32:20,152 I must find thing... Capitain Emanuel! 1663 01:32:20,318 --> 01:32:24,151 Oh, yes. Capitain Emanuel, the one living in the convent in Monza? 1664 01:32:24,395 --> 01:32:27,276 - He became a monk? - No, he has a sister who's a nun. 1665 01:32:27,516 --> 01:32:30,155 - Thge sister from Monza? - Yes. - Ah, I've found him! 1666 01:32:30,237 --> 01:32:33,863 - One monent! - What is it? - I must give something back to you. 1667 01:32:33,955 --> 01:32:35,833 - What? - You know, the miracle! 1668 01:32:35,916 --> 01:32:38,190 - What miracle? - The jug in my head! 1669 01:32:38,316 --> 01:32:41,275 - And would yous smash it in my head? - Of course! 1670 01:32:41,516 --> 01:32:43,664 - And how will you do it, how? - Like this. - No, no! 1671 01:32:43,754 --> 01:32:46,827 Hold with both hands. Better with only one hand, delicately. 1672 01:32:46,915 --> 01:32:49,874 - The turn your head like this, then you do like this... - Oh! - Sorry! 1673 01:32:52,315 --> 01:32:54,352 - Put him in chains. - No. - In chains! 1674 01:32:54,434 --> 01:32:55,993 Not in chains, it makes me sick! 1675 01:32:56,234 --> 01:32:58,303 Now, it's your turn, Fiorenza. 1676 01:32:58,594 --> 01:33:01,029 Now you'll pay your sin. - No. 1677 01:33:01,475 --> 01:33:05,705 You didn't want to marry me, did you? You've fainted on our wedding day! 1678 01:33:06,474 --> 01:33:08,384 Well, let's see how you like.. 1679 01:33:08,473 --> 01:33:11,033 .. this new ceremony I've prepared for you! 1680 01:33:12,074 --> 01:33:16,624 And you, cursed monk, you won't be a widower anymore. 1681 01:33:17,473 --> 01:33:22,229 You liked Fiorenza, no? Now you'll marry her in a blood marriage. 1682 01:33:22,314 --> 01:33:24,224 - I can't! - No? - I've taken a pledge. 1683 01:33:24,472 --> 01:33:26,350 I'll release you from your pledges... 1684 01:33:28,671 --> 01:33:31,186 In Hell! In Hell will the both of yo go! 1685 01:33:31,272 --> 01:33:35,631 That's why I'll slowly bring your bodies closer.. 1686 01:33:35,873 --> 01:33:39,625 .. until they'll be united in a sacrilegious embrace! 1687 01:33:39,832 --> 01:33:41,709 My brother Emanuel has been here,.. 1688 01:33:41,791 --> 01:33:43,987 .. in retreat for almost a week,.. 1689 01:33:44,072 --> 01:33:46,030 .. but now he hasleft for his camp. 1690 01:33:46,472 --> 01:33:48,828 Oh, poor Marchioness, poor brother Pasquale,.. 1691 01:33:49,073 --> 01:33:51,428 .. they are done for, there's no more hope. 1692 01:33:51,672 --> 01:33:54,550 - Don Egidio will kill them. - Don Egidio... - Yes. 1693 01:33:56,590 --> 01:33:59,058 - ... De Lattanzis? - Yes, himself. 1694 01:33:59,910 --> 01:34:03,141 Good, it's been ten years since I've been waiating for this instant. 1695 01:34:03,912 --> 01:34:05,787 Payback time has come! 1696 01:34:06,510 --> 01:34:09,786 The vile Marquis who trying to seduce us, young and inexperienced,.. 1697 01:34:09,871 --> 01:34:12,257 .. forced us to retire in this abbey,.. 1698 01:34:12,350 --> 01:34:16,866 .. will finally pay for his deeds. - But how, without don Emanuel? 1699 01:34:18,031 --> 01:34:20,909 If my brother is not here, my sisters are. 1700 01:34:21,751 --> 01:34:24,584 - Isn't it true,sisters? - Yes! 1701 01:34:25,031 --> 01:34:28,658 - Pull down the lever! - Not the call to arms, it's not my turn! 1702 01:34:29,231 --> 01:34:31,264 Swine! Be cursed in all eternity! 1703 01:34:31,469 --> 01:34:34,460 I want to taste to the last my revenge! 1704 01:34:34,789 --> 01:34:37,146 Don Egidio, to pardon is the best revenge! 1705 01:34:48,148 --> 01:34:52,109 My revenge will be fulfilled when they'll bump! 1706 01:34:52,388 --> 01:34:53,821 - O my God, they bump in here. - Yes. 1707 01:34:54,190 --> 01:34:55,907 Stop it, I want to get down! 1708 01:34:56,188 --> 01:34:59,021 Push on with the lever, push on! 1709 01:34:59,229 --> 01:35:01,616 I've got prority, I want to go down! 1710 01:35:13,506 --> 01:35:16,067 Don Egidio De Lattanzis doesn't forgive. 1711 01:35:16,547 --> 01:35:18,823 I want to watch your slow agony. 1712 01:35:18,986 --> 01:35:22,660 Why don't you ask your Don Emanuel for help? 1713 01:35:22,906 --> 01:35:27,661 Now you'll die accursed! Accursed! 1714 01:35:28,346 --> 01:35:32,783 Come, my soldiers, make them crash. I want to enjoy the crash! 1715 01:35:44,146 --> 01:35:47,218 You have won again? - It's my lucky day, today. 1716 01:35:47,707 --> 01:35:50,664 Even not being present at the torture,.. 1717 01:35:50,825 --> 01:35:54,183 .. was lucky. I don't know, but violence males me sick. 1718 01:35:54,746 --> 01:35:56,305 Bravo, and you're a soldier! 1719 01:35:56,826 --> 01:35:59,294 Eh, us meridionals, we are sentimental! 1720 01:36:00,623 --> 01:36:04,503 I have always liked to watch torture. 1721 01:36:04,623 --> 01:36:08,984 All those scenes with bones and skulls,.. 1722 01:36:09,265 --> 01:36:14,099 .. the burial niche and tombs, the coffin with the hand that... 1723 01:36:14,745 --> 01:36:19,021 To me always the... the monks, the monks make me... 1724 01:36:19,944 --> 01:36:22,458 Forward, sisters, charge! 1725 01:36:27,024 --> 01:36:29,094 Help, the sisters! 1726 01:36:30,346 --> 01:36:33,972 How are you feeling, Smilzo? As if I'm missing something. 1727 01:36:34,343 --> 01:36:37,177 - Marchioness! - Come on, push! 1728 01:36:37,344 --> 01:36:40,176 - It's not my fault! - I'll be revenged, damn you. 1729 01:36:40,743 --> 01:36:44,575 Don Emanuel will revenge me! And if not he, then my son will! 1730 01:36:44,662 --> 01:36:49,690 Have mercy! Mercy for Pasquale Cicciacalda. I'm a father of 12 sons, 6 twins. 1731 01:36:50,181 --> 01:36:53,016 Oh, father! Father, pray for our souls! 1732 01:36:53,263 --> 01:36:56,140 Marchioness, harden your stomach! Harden your stomach! 1733 01:37:00,662 --> 01:37:02,253 Our people are coming! 1734 01:37:02,342 --> 01:37:03,821 Smilzo, what's happening? 1735 01:37:04,582 --> 01:37:06,219 The sisters, the sisters! 1736 01:37:06,982 --> 01:37:09,617 Charge them, soldiers! Virginia! 1737 01:37:12,059 --> 01:37:13,698 Attack, sisters! 1738 01:37:14,860 --> 01:37:16,419 Now, to the two of us, don Egidio! 1739 01:37:34,500 --> 01:37:37,015 Come that I pierce you! 1740 01:37:53,900 --> 01:37:56,257 How well you're fighting! 1741 01:37:57,900 --> 01:38:00,459 Take this! And this! 1742 01:38:00,538 --> 01:38:03,452 - You're like a penguin! - I'll show you! 1743 01:38:13,297 --> 01:38:15,689 I've always wanted to fight a woman! 1744 01:38:16,658 --> 01:38:19,410 But what are you doing? With the chain? Delinquent! 1745 01:38:19,938 --> 01:38:23,408 I'll pierce you! 1746 01:38:36,098 --> 01:38:40,727 You're so beautiful, Virginia, I like you more than before! 1747 01:38:42,299 --> 01:38:45,526 But I hate you more than before, don Egidio, and you know it! 1748 01:38:46,897 --> 01:38:49,651 - We're here, Pasquale, we're here! - Mamozio! 1749 01:38:57,096 --> 01:38:58,372 - Pasquale! - Mamozio! 1750 01:38:58,456 --> 01:39:01,333 get me down, quickly. I'll show you. 1751 01:39:02,534 --> 01:39:03,684 Give me the club! 1752 01:39:03,775 --> 01:39:05,653 God gave it to me, awe on who touches it. 1753 01:39:05,737 --> 01:39:08,374 Drop dead, coward! 1754 01:39:08,894 --> 01:39:12,205 - Well done monk, nice strike! - If we monks don't help each other... 1755 01:39:12,854 --> 01:39:14,891 - Stop everyone! - What is it? 1756 01:39:18,138 --> 01:39:21,127 - My brother,late as usually! - Oh, shit! 1757 01:39:29,775 --> 01:39:33,608 - Fiorenza! - Emanuel, at last! 1758 01:39:33,935 --> 01:39:36,131 - Where's our son? - Safe. - God be praised. 1759 01:39:36,214 --> 01:39:38,329 Yes, thanks to your sister and to these brave monks. 1760 01:39:38,412 --> 01:39:41,369 Thank you, Ittle sister. These two monks I couldn't care less! 1761 01:39:41,733 --> 01:39:46,171 Where's don Egidio? Where's this... Criminal! 1762 01:39:49,055 --> 01:39:53,569 Don Egidio, damned pig, you're at last into my hands! 1763 01:39:55,535 --> 01:39:56,934 O, God, even the firemen. 1764 01:39:58,453 --> 01:40:00,683 - You became a fireman? - How do you know? 1765 01:40:01,533 --> 01:40:04,127 I'll take care of it. 1766 01:40:04,334 --> 01:40:06,288 Mister, mister! 1767 01:40:07,652 --> 01:40:09,212 Yes, the monk has... 1768 01:40:14,094 --> 01:40:16,731 Mamma mia bella, my head... The hit on the head... 1769 01:40:17,173 --> 01:40:20,246 Ah, how it hurts this head, how it hurts! 1770 01:40:26,892 --> 01:40:28,371 My head hurts! 153150