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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,636 --> 00:00:03,971 [melodic jazz music] 2 00:00:05,606 --> 00:00:10,511 Imagine...finding a message in a bottle that's been floating at sea for 50 years. 3 00:00:11,179 --> 00:00:12,980 And when you finally open that bottle, 4 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:15,849 you get a glimpse to the past, untouched. 5 00:00:16,284 --> 00:00:18,652 It's like time stood still. 6 00:00:19,487 --> 00:00:23,824 Now in today's world, we oversaturate ourselves with messages and selfies and 7 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:27,328 information. Nothin' is sacred anymore. 8 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:31,165 Why not save some of those memories for your son's 9 00:00:31,199 --> 00:00:34,668 first day of college or you and your wife's 20th anniversary. 10 00:00:36,204 --> 00:00:39,973 Lightyear capsule is an app that allows you to store and lock away 11 00:00:40,007 --> 00:00:43,977 pictures, voice memos and messages that can't be opened by anyone 12 00:00:44,011 --> 00:00:47,315 including yourself, except for who you designate, 13 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:50,551 and on the day in the future, you choose. 14 00:00:53,321 --> 00:00:54,955 [clapping accelerates] 15 00:00:54,988 --> 00:00:56,357 I'm sold. 16 00:00:56,890 --> 00:01:00,528 That was perfect, Omar. I don't know how they can say no. 17 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:02,630 Previous investors have said no, Tyler. 18 00:01:02,663 --> 00:01:04,064 Those people are idiots. 19 00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:06,066 It's our time now. 20 00:01:07,668 --> 00:01:09,970 I'm gonna go get a coca-cola. Want somethin'? 21 00:01:10,003 --> 00:01:12,173 No. I'm good, Tyler. Thank you. 22 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,175 [Omar sighs] 23 00:01:15,176 --> 00:01:16,677 They can't say no. 24 00:01:17,845 --> 00:01:19,313 [Tyler] It's our time, Omar! 25 00:01:19,347 --> 00:01:21,515 [phone rings] 26 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,016 Hello, Omar. 27 00:01:24,017 --> 00:01:25,386 Hey, how are you? 28 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:28,156 - This humidity is messin' up my $200 silk press, 29 00:01:28,189 --> 00:01:29,857 but other than that... 30 00:01:30,057 --> 00:01:31,058 great. 31 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:33,194 Well, I been telling you you should go natural. 32 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:36,864 I didn't get my opinion when you shaved your beard for our wedding, did I? 33 00:01:36,897 --> 00:01:39,200 I just kept a big smile on my face. 34 00:01:39,233 --> 00:01:42,035 Wait, wait, wait you, you didn't like it? 35 00:01:42,069 --> 00:01:44,037 Yo, I was tryin' to clean up for you. 36 00:01:44,071 --> 00:01:46,574 You know beards are makeup for men, 37 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:50,110 No warnin' or nothin'. Just showed up with the butt face. 38 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:53,013 [laughs] Alright, fine. I'll stay in my lane. 39 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:56,684 But I'm sure you did not call to talk about my hair struggles. 40 00:01:56,717 --> 00:01:59,119 - I had the afternoon off and I figured maybe I would 41 00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:01,855 come pick up Caleb and take him to go see a movie. 42 00:02:02,390 --> 00:02:03,891 - Yeah, no. 43 00:02:03,924 --> 00:02:07,060 He got in a fight at school today. He is grounded! 44 00:02:07,094 --> 00:02:08,396 Is he okay? 45 00:02:08,429 --> 00:02:09,663 Yeah, he's fine. 46 00:02:09,697 --> 00:02:12,900 Wants me to start callin' him Caleb the knockout kid. 47 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:14,735 Boy. 48 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,405 - Okay, well I can come pick him up and I'll talk to him about it. 49 00:02:17,438 --> 00:02:18,839 [airy funk music] 50 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:21,742 You know it's probably best if we wait until we go to court 51 00:02:21,775 --> 00:02:23,744 before you pick him up unsupervised. 52 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:25,213 It's only 2 weeks away. 53 00:02:27,548 --> 00:02:28,782 Alright, Naomi. 54 00:02:33,954 --> 00:02:37,057 If you wanna see him today, you can stop by today around 3:00, 55 00:02:37,258 --> 00:02:38,759 before he does his homework. 56 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:41,762 * Strength in numbers 57 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:44,064 * When you're under I'm the one that you call 58 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:46,634 * Since day one, ten toes down 59 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:48,769 *I'm gonna ride for my bros (yeah) 60 00:02:49,069 --> 00:02:51,905 * You know if I got it then you got it Homie 61 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:53,241 * You ain't gotta ask no questions. 62 00:02:53,274 --> 00:02:56,610 *What I look like grinding hard just to be selfish 63 00:02:56,977 --> 00:02:59,547 * You ain't gotta ask 64 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:03,317 * if I'm my brother's keeper 65 00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:07,154 *I shine, you shine 66 00:03:09,257 --> 00:03:10,758 Have you decided what you want to eat yet? 67 00:03:11,158 --> 00:03:13,661 Mm, I don't really care. You choose. 68 00:03:14,428 --> 00:03:15,463 I got you. 69 00:03:15,496 --> 00:03:17,765 - There you go. Mmhmm. - Thank you. 70 00:03:24,838 --> 00:03:27,007 [Greg sighs] [engine starts] 71 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:30,778 Why do you always wait until the tank is on E before you fill it? 72 00:03:31,111 --> 00:03:32,746 I got at least another 20 miles. 73 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:35,916 - I know my car. - [clicks tongue] Well I ain't helpin' you push it. 74 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:38,085 [engine running] [Greg lightly sighs] 75 00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:41,489 You got enough gas to drive yourself to the hospital? 76 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:43,457 Whose phone is this? 77 00:03:44,692 --> 00:03:47,428 That must be one of my passengers from last night. 78 00:03:47,461 --> 00:03:49,029 In the front seat? 79 00:03:49,363 --> 00:03:51,131 I had a group of 4. 80 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:55,303 So y'all was stuffed in here like a pack of sardines, huh? 81 00:03:57,638 --> 00:03:59,340 You finished? 82 00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:00,541 I don't know. 83 00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:02,643 I'll let you know. 84 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:09,216 [melodic trance music] 85 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:12,152 You can go! 86 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:14,154 Thank you. 87 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:19,727 I'm starvin'. 88 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:26,066 [hip-hop music] 89 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:29,236 [Keith] A 3-month deposit in advance. 90 00:04:33,407 --> 00:04:37,445 [phone rings] 91 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:43,751 Hello? 92 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:45,853 [slams] You don't sound happy to hear from me. 93 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:48,489 - No, no, no. Um... I'm happy. 94 00:04:48,522 --> 00:04:51,325 Okay, good because I need a favor. Say yes. 95 00:04:51,359 --> 00:04:53,327 - Um...yes. 96 00:04:53,361 --> 00:04:56,497 There's a leak in my building and I really need a place to stay tonight 97 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:58,566 for me and my shoes. 98 00:04:58,599 --> 00:05:00,401 Oh...okay, and um 99 00:05:00,434 --> 00:05:03,136 You, you want to stay here? Is that what you're saying? 100 00:05:03,471 --> 00:05:05,406 You already said yes. 101 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:06,940 I guess I did. 102 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:08,776 Okay, um... 103 00:05:09,076 --> 00:05:11,244 - See you in a few hours. 104 00:05:11,278 --> 00:05:13,447 See you in a bit. Hasta luego. 105 00:05:13,481 --> 00:05:15,949 [exhaled laughter] [engine starts] 106 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,118 [car beeping] 107 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,657 Oh no...I gotta get that smell out. 108 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:25,426 Okay, here we go. 109 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:29,296 [melodic groovy music] 110 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,164 [knocking] 111 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,668 [sighs] 112 00:05:39,607 --> 00:05:40,941 [door creaks] 113 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:46,847 Caleb, your dad's here. 114 00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:50,851 I like your hair. 115 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:00,528 [Greg] Aw, look at this line. 116 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:02,262 It can't be this serious. 117 00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:05,265 But it is. Everybody's been raving about this burger. 118 00:06:05,298 --> 00:06:07,267 - You know everybody in this line ain't no damn vegan. 119 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:11,138 You don't have to be vegan to appreciate vegan cuisine. 120 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:16,477 Wait, babe...isn't that Jarvis? 121 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:19,547 See how God be lookin' out. 122 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:20,948 [Hip-hop music] 123 00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:22,349 [Jarvis] It's crazy. When I first met her-- 124 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:23,484 [Lisa] She saw you as a teenager. 125 00:06:23,517 --> 00:06:25,285 - Yo, what's up? Yo, Jarvis. 126 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:26,353 What's up, man? 127 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,287 What up, Greg? 128 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:28,456 What's goin' down? 129 00:06:28,489 --> 00:06:30,958 Serena...what are y'all doin' here? 130 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:32,325 I don't even know. [car honks] 131 00:06:32,359 --> 00:06:34,528 - Well you don't have to be vegan to appreciate vegan cuisine. 132 00:06:34,562 --> 00:06:35,829 Come on. 133 00:06:36,697 --> 00:06:38,131 - So I've heard. 134 00:06:38,165 --> 00:06:39,700 - Hello, Lisa. - Hey, Greg. 135 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,301 - Hey, Serena. - Hey. 136 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:44,538 So, y'all just gonna act like we ain't been standin' in line for the last hour. 137 00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:47,641 Oh relax, big man. They ain't gonna run out of burgers. You good. 138 00:06:47,675 --> 00:06:48,976 [collective laughter] 139 00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:50,478 - Oh okay, that's good. 140 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:53,647 Because your mama waitin' for me to bring her a to go plate. 141 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:55,315 - See, now I'm gonna kick your-- - [overlapping voices] 142 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:56,550 - Listen, we all good. 143 00:06:56,584 --> 00:06:57,985 These are our friends. 144 00:06:58,018 --> 00:06:59,319 How about I pay for your bill. 145 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:00,320 You ain't gotta do all that, Jarvis. 146 00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:01,522 Nah, I got it, Greg. 147 00:07:01,555 --> 00:07:02,890 My wife's too. 148 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:06,126 Okay, your wife too. 149 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:08,529 Oh, so you payin' for ours too. 150 00:07:08,562 --> 00:07:09,530 Come on, Greg. 151 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:10,898 Come on, man. 152 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:14,001 You know this spot is vegan, right? 153 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:14,868 Okay. 154 00:07:14,902 --> 00:07:16,003 - I had your back. - He's lucky. 155 00:07:17,004 --> 00:07:19,740 I heard you got into a fight at school today. 156 00:07:20,007 --> 00:07:21,909 And I did not start it. 157 00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:23,911 Well what happened? 158 00:07:24,912 --> 00:07:27,648 Joey, pulls the chair back 159 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:30,150 while I'm about to sit. I end up fallin'. 160 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:32,152 The whole class laughs at me. 161 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:33,320 So what did you do? 162 00:07:33,353 --> 00:07:34,722 I wasn't havin' it. 163 00:07:34,755 --> 00:07:37,324 Pushed him to the table and gave him an upper cut like you taught me. 164 00:07:37,357 --> 00:07:38,659 - Yeah? - Yeah! 165 00:07:38,692 --> 00:07:41,161 Well I mean, I guess he won't mess with you again, will he? 166 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:42,162 - No, he won't. 167 00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:44,364 - He won't. That's my boy. [laughs] - Omar! 168 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:47,334 Oh oh, okay. 169 00:07:47,367 --> 00:07:49,436 - Yeah. - Caleb, Caleb... 170 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:52,906 Now look, you you do know that there are 171 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:54,341 other ways you could have handled that. 172 00:07:54,374 --> 00:07:55,408 Yes, sir. 173 00:07:55,442 --> 00:07:56,810 Like talkin' to a teacher. 174 00:07:57,444 --> 00:08:00,180 No one wants to play video games, 175 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:02,449 eat lunch with a snitch, dad. 176 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:10,724 Alright, look. Caleb, um 177 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:13,226 I don't know where you're gettin' your information from, 178 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:15,228 but it's not snitchin' 179 00:08:15,596 --> 00:08:18,431 if somebody hits you and you tell the teacher. 180 00:08:18,465 --> 00:08:19,567 Okay? 181 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:23,303 Times have changed since you've been a kid, dad. 182 00:08:24,905 --> 00:08:26,073 Your son. 183 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:32,580 Okay, Caleb. Alright, we'll- we'll work on that, okay? 184 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:33,547 Alright. 185 00:08:33,581 --> 00:08:35,549 Maybe you didn't need the upper cut. 186 00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:36,950 The push was enough. 187 00:08:37,585 --> 00:08:39,553 - I miss you. - Omar. 188 00:08:39,587 --> 00:08:41,288 [collective laughter] 189 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:43,290 Yo, I didn't know she had it in her to go off like that. 190 00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:45,559 Oh, she- she care about food. That's what she care about. 191 00:08:45,593 --> 00:08:47,227 - First of all, I care about you. 192 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:48,095 Uh huh. 193 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:49,563 This food is delicious. 194 00:08:49,597 --> 00:08:51,398 - I told you. - Is this real meat? 195 00:08:51,431 --> 00:08:52,465 - No, it's not. - Come on, now. 196 00:08:52,499 --> 00:08:54,267 - It's really good, but I gotta say 197 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:56,570 the only thing that would make this better 198 00:08:56,604 --> 00:08:59,239 is a big, fat milkshake. 199 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:00,407 - Mm. - [collective groaning] 200 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:01,642 Mm, don't rub it in. 201 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:04,645 Aw, I'm sorry babe. Jarvis can't have dairy 202 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:06,479 - ...because he's lactose int-- - Lactose intolerant? 203 00:09:06,513 --> 00:09:08,215 - Yeah! - Yeah. Mm hm. 204 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:11,351 Wait, but how did you know because 205 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,654 he just developed it. 206 00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:17,190 Everybody who's lactose intolerant, please raise your hand? 207 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,361 - Mm hm. - Ugh, seriously? 208 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,831 - [Serena laughs] - [Jarvis] Mm hm. - God, I'm sorry. 209 00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:25,032 - It's okay, babe. 210 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:27,367 Don't be...it's fine. 211 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,703 I mean, I've been vegan for years. 212 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:32,205 As long as you not one of those hardcore lunatics that won't wash 213 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:34,708 that won't wash their hair with shampoo cause it got traces of animal product 214 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:35,943 in it. [laughs] 215 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:37,344 - You know how I, you know those, babe. - Shh, shh. 216 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:39,346 Yeah, but I think she is. 217 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:41,381 - He didn't mean it. - So you are one of those. 218 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,383 Y'all not ready for this conversation about what's 219 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,685 in those meats y'all be eatin'. 220 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:46,720 - I've heard it a thousand times and y'all don't want that smoke. 221 00:09:46,754 --> 00:09:48,922 - [laughs] Alright. Noted. - Mm. 222 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:53,694 Listen, I can't believe how much this city has changed. 223 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:55,528 Before I left Atlanta for college, 224 00:09:55,562 --> 00:09:57,898 you would a never caught me drivin' in this neighborhood. 225 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,399 Good 'ole gentrification. 226 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,869 - Kickin' folks out of their homes. So foul. - Foul. 227 00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:03,871 Nah, but it cleaned up the city too. 228 00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:07,574 Right? Gave us decent bars and restaurants to frequent to. 229 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:08,909 Like we doin' right now. 230 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,244 - So you'd rather have a overpriced cocktail than 231 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,580 than for folks to keep their homes they've been in for generations? 232 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:16,549 Come on, man. The mayor's approvin' all those changes. 233 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:18,051 Come on, man. You voted for her. 234 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:19,386 Greg doesn't vote. 235 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:20,387 Really? 236 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:21,421 Never have. Never will. 237 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,255 - Mmhmm. 238 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,758 Okay. Alright, I want the smoke. 239 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,393 What's up, G? 240 00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:28,428 You know our whole system is corrupt, right? 241 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,897 My vote ain't gonna change a damn thing. 242 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:31,598 - [Jarvis] Naw, no, no, no, no, no. 243 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,566 Every vote counts! 244 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:36,403 Huh? No, your ancestors died for that right. 245 00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:39,072 Our ancestors died fighting for freedom. 246 00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:40,573 And we still fightin' to this day. 247 00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:42,275 To this day! 248 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,444 Babe....ah, I got it. 249 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,246 - Well...I was tryin' to help. - Okay. 250 00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:48,749 Look, I refuse to legitimize 251 00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:49,917 an illegitimate system. 252 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:51,919 - Mmhmm. - I'm sorry, I just think that that 253 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:53,253 sounds like an excuse, Greg. 254 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,088 - Mm hm. - I mean if- if you really... 255 00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:57,090 - ...want to change, then you need to be... - Ooh [mocking laughter] 256 00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:58,258 a part of that change. 257 00:10:58,291 --> 00:10:59,960 - Yeah, you gotta be a part of it. - Right? 258 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:00,627 Yes. 259 00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:02,696 Okay, that sounds like a line from a Disney film but 260 00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:04,798 thank you. This is the real world, Lisa. 261 00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:06,700 - Come on, Greg. Come on, man. 262 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,468 You see what they're doin' with the water boys out there. 263 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,569 Gettin' rid of 'em. 264 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:11,071 The man doesn't care about us. 265 00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:12,740 - Wait, what are water boys? 266 00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:14,641 Ah they gave 'em that name cause they jump in traffic 267 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,944 until you give 'em a $20 bill for a water bottle. 268 00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:19,412 - Oh. - Okay, so 269 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:22,082 would you rather them be out there robbing folks? 270 00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:24,484 Okay, uh is selling water bottles 271 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,586 or robbin' people the only two choices? 272 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:29,723 - I didn't-- - No, no. Is education not an option anymore? 273 00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:30,991 This is why you don't try to 274 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,425 reason with folks who voted for Trump. 275 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:33,493 [Serena gasps] 276 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,996 It was only the first term. 277 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,565 - Look, I disagree with all of his politics... - Okay? 278 00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:40,233 except the tax cut. 279 00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:41,334 You know me, Greg. 280 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:44,071 Wow! That makes it better. 281 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:45,272 [melodic Hip-Hop music] 282 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:48,208 And this is why you don't discuss politics with friends. 283 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:53,146 [rhythmic Hip-hop beats] 284 00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:56,083 [grunting] 285 00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:57,717 Tis over for you. 286 00:11:58,385 --> 00:11:59,719 You are finished. 287 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:03,390 [TV muffled voice over] I will defend my honor to the death! 288 00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:05,893 Hey. 289 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:07,895 What's this? 290 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:13,300 Well, all you had was rice and leftover chicken so I made you my famous 291 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,302 Arroz con pollo. 292 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,906 - I did not know we had this in my fridge. 293 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,243 - Mm, oh my god. 294 00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:25,312 I know this movie! 295 00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:29,049 It's the um, The Angry River. 296 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,018 Yes, how- how did you know? 297 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:34,822 Well, growing up in DR, we only had like two channels. 298 00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:38,191 And classic kung fu movies played on one of them. 299 00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:40,293 [TV] If I kill everything that I own-- 300 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:45,232 [adopting accent] Your days are numbered. Prepare to die. 301 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,167 [laughs] Alright, that's not bad. 302 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,768 [Bianca laughs] 303 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,670 Mm, 304 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,907 mm... yo, this is delicious. 305 00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:57,644 - [snickers] There's a whole pot just for you. - Mm. 306 00:12:57,677 --> 00:12:58,745 It's right there in the kitchen. 307 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,480 No, I'm eating this for breakfast, lunch, and dinner 308 00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:02,049 every single day next week. 309 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:03,951 [Bianca laughs] 310 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:09,322 You know what I like about you, Keith? 311 00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,758 My uncanny resemblance to Will Smith? 312 00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:14,661 I guess like if I squint my eyes 313 00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:17,730 - ...and lean my head like this-- - Okay, you've got jokes. 314 00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:19,766 - No, you know it's - Okay. 315 00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:23,837 it's just the fact that you're not thirsty. 316 00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:25,105 Some of these guys, 317 00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:28,075 they see me posting sexy pictures on Instagram and they just 318 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:30,677 think I'm going to the highest bidder but 319 00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:32,779 [TV] You're leaving? Just like that? 320 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,014 - You're different. - [TV] What do you want?... 321 00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:35,682 You wanna have these clothes back? 322 00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:37,784 - Huh, you? - I do. 323 00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:39,419 - [TV] I do-- - Wait. 324 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:41,554 [Keith clears throat] 325 00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:43,523 I have a surprise for you. 326 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:44,424 Come with me. 327 00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:45,859 - Oh, okay. 328 00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:47,127 [Bianca faintly laughs] 329 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,129 - Here, take a seat. 330 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,131 - Okay. - Now, um... 331 00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:52,966 it's just a little something, okay. 332 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,434 Well I love little somethings. 333 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,536 Earrings, Jimmy Choos. 334 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:57,370 Did I say earrings? 335 00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:58,505 [Keith laughs] 336 00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:00,507 Close your eyes. 337 00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:02,375 Okay. 338 00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:04,044 - Okay, no peeking. 339 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,046 Okay... 340 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:06,880 can I watch? 341 00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:08,748 - Not yet. Hang on. 342 00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:10,050 [Bianca laughs] 343 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,218 [sensual melodic music] 344 00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:12,752 [Keith groans] 345 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,488 [Keith inhales deeply and exhales] 346 00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:18,992 Okay. 347 00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,262 [gasps] 348 00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,264 - Oh my god. 349 00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:26,266 Keith... 350 00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:28,635 this is amazing! 351 00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:31,304 Yeah you know, figured I'd blow up my favorite. 352 00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:33,907 oh my god, you even took the pimple out I had the 353 00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:36,343 - ...other day. You're so sweet. - [Keith laughs] 354 00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:38,912 I'm glad you like it, Um... 355 00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:41,748 - Aw man. - ...I mean it's yours of course, but um 356 00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:43,650 I'm hoping you'll let me borrow it 357 00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:46,419 when I eventually showcase it in my photo gallery. 358 00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:48,621 I mean with your permission, of course. 359 00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:50,157 A gallery? 360 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:53,293 Like...I'm gonna be in a gallery?! 361 00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,295 That's the plan. [chuckles] 362 00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:59,332 Oh my god. I mean Instagram is nice but 363 00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:01,634 a gallery, like... me? 364 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:02,769 [Keith laughs] 365 00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:04,771 That's just like next level. My family, 366 00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:06,706 they're gonna be so proud of me. 367 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,309 - A look well, eh it's not a huge gallery, okay. 368 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:10,944 It's just a start up, but um 369 00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:13,646 you know I got a perfect location and 370 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,815 it just takes time. And um 371 00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:17,317 money. 372 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:20,187 [sighs] It...doesn't matter. 373 00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:24,824 I came to this country to work and send money back home because 374 00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:26,526 they don't have much and 375 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:29,296 if they see me like this in a gallery, 376 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,564 well it just means that I'm doing something right. 377 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:34,834 [Bianca sighs] 378 00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,140 One second. 379 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:41,508 - Okay. 380 00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:52,819 What is this? 381 00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:55,255 It's the money I owe you for the photo shoot. 382 00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:58,591 I hope it helps get things going. 383 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:03,463 Yeah. [laughs] It will. 384 00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:06,199 Thank you, Bianca. 385 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:12,305 [melodic music continues] 386 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,778 Eeey yah! You're too slow. Say you're a black belt, 387 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,180 let's go. 388 00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:21,414 Wooh! 389 00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:25,118 [Keith clears throat] I will defend my honor until the death. 390 00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:26,186 I'm coming for you! 391 00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:28,421 - Woop. [groaning - [Keith laughs] 392 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,690 - Oh, are you really good at kicks, huh? - Watch this move. 393 00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:31,958 Woa, uah! 394 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:32,992 - Eeey yah! - [Keith groans] 395 00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:35,795 ["On Fire" by Cameron Wright plays] * Just one look was all it took 396 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:40,433 * and I get deep in a trance * Ooh 397 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:46,439 * sweeter than your mama [indistinct] if you can't 398 00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:48,908 [phone vibrates] 399 00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:50,510 [Greg sighs] 400 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:52,145 Hello? 401 00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:56,049 - I've literally retraced all of my steps. 402 00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:58,318 My phone has to be in your car. 403 00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,952 Ah, excuse me. 404 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,021 [Greg sighs] 405 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,824 Babe, you want me to pause it? 406 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,293 No, no. 407 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:07,994 [whispering] I'll be right back. 408 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,062 [floor creaks] 409 00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:12,532 [tense instrumental music] 410 00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:15,402 - I'm sorry, am I interrupting something? 411 00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:18,505 Ah no, no I was just watching a movie. 412 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:22,842 [exhales] You know what, I think I did see a phone in the car. 413 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,345 Dammit, Greg. When were you gonna let me know? 414 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,746 Can I come pick it up? 415 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:27,814 No. 416 00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:30,450 No, no no. Now's not a good time. 417 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,585 I can bring it to you tomorrow. 418 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:35,922 Okay, okay. Save this number. 419 00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:38,125 This is my work phone but I really 420 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,526 need it tomorrow. 421 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,660 Okay? 422 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,629 Okay. Alright I will. 423 00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,397 Good. Thank you. 424 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,833 [Greg sighs] 425 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:52,572 [deep exhale] 426 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:57,410 [emotional music] 427 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:04,484 ["I'm a Mess" by Kenyon Dixon plays] [door creaks] 428 00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:06,286 * Yo 429 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,187 [door creaks] 430 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,889 * You act like I ain't got no feelin's 431 00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,292 * Girl, I'm a mess 432 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:13,226 Thank you. 433 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,496 - I told you he wouldn't go to sleep while you were still here. * You act like all these other 434 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,566 - [laughs] Plus, he's growin' up, fast. * --makes me upset 435 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,000 No, he is not. 436 00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:23,336 He will always be my little, sugar bear baby. * Girl, when you hurt me 437 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:25,004 [collective laughter] * I can feel it 438 00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:28,208 - Yeah I know. * All in my chest 439 00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:30,343 I'll send you some cash 440 00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:33,413 - ...for clothes and shoes. * You act like I ain't got no feelin's 441 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,447 You can keep it. 442 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,048 I just took him shopping. * I'm a mess 443 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,685 Bought him 2 pair of the Yeezys he wanted. * oh woa woa 444 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:41,020 [ice rattles] Aw, man. I don't know why you buy him shoes so expensive. 445 00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,355 * Whoa 446 00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:44,391 Cause he's my son. 447 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:46,859 * Yo 448 00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:48,328 You know he gotta be the fliest kid in school. * You think you're the only one 449 00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:51,164 Yeah, trust me. I know, Naomi. I know. * Who gets insecure 450 00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:53,132 [laughter] 451 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,703 * I just use my confidence to 452 00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,371 So you mean to tell me you don't 453 00:18:58,405 --> 00:18:59,606 * Pretend I'm sure 454 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:00,607 you don't miss that? 455 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,108 * Yeah 456 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,876 * Girl, I can love you just like - Omar, don't. 457 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,778 Look I'm- I'm just askin' * You do 458 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:08,548 * You animal 459 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,116 You said we could work things out. 460 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,884 Then you filed for divorce * You act like I ain't got no 461 00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:12,785 - 2 weeks later. * Feelings 462 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,554 Yeah, I know what I said. * Whoa 463 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:17,224 I also said that I needed to pray about it. * You're wrong 464 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:19,626 - Yeah well [scoffs] pray to god or to * Whoa 465 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:20,560 * Baby I 466 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,562 Pastor CashApp? * Could apologize 467 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,631 Pastor Millsap * For the way I said what I 468 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,165 raised me * Did 469 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,501 and married us. * And maybe I 470 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,737 He is still our marriage counselor * I was selfish baby 471 00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:32,472 even though you decided not to go anymore. * Couldn't help it, baby 472 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:35,174 He's your marriage counselor, not mine. * Felt helpless, baby, yeah 473 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,310 He always takes your side. * Truth be told, I don't wanna 474 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:40,313 Maybe I'm always right. * Leave, but I gotta do 475 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:41,814 Alright, well fine. You know what? * What's best for me 476 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:42,915 I guess I'll just get in line 477 00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:44,150 like everybody else. * 'Cause my heart 478 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,818 - Omar, it's not always about you. * Breaks in pieces 479 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,420 * Over you 480 00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:49,155 Sometimes you gotta sacrifice your little 481 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,157 feelings for the good of your family. 482 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,325 [Amber Riley sings] * You 483 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:53,826 So you can lead by example * Act like I ain't got no 484 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,328 for our son. * Feelings 485 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:57,930 Look I'm sorry, Naomi. I thought I sacrificed enough * Well I'm a mess 486 00:19:57,964 --> 00:20:00,433 when I lost my tech job because of that parking lot incident. 487 00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:01,768 Well maybe you need to * You act like I can't tell 488 00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,836 learn how to control your temper. * The difference 489 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:06,373 [Omar sighs] * It's just regret 490 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,341 You should be thanking me, Omar * Yeah 491 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,842 - ...for picking up the * You waited till there's no 492 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,111 - ...slack and taking care of our family. * Connection 493 00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:14,180 It's not always about the money, Naomi. 494 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,782 * Oh whoa 495 00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,450 You know I grew up thinkin' that, * To act like I ain't 496 00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:19,185 until I realized * Got no feelin's 497 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:22,522 it is all about the money. * Yeah I'm a mess 498 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:23,956 Everything we do- * [Dixon and Riley vocalizing] 499 00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:26,859 me, you, our marriage, it's all to build a better life. * Baby I could 500 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:27,960 * Apologize 501 00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:29,796 - And I'm gonna be damn sure * For the way I 502 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,864 our son never has to go without * Said what I did 503 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,032 * Yeah 504 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,868 * And maybe I, I was selfish, baby. 505 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,370 * You were selfish, baby * Couldn't help it 506 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,806 I'm not your competition. * Baby, felt helpless, baby 507 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,140 * Yeah 508 00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:42,309 You don't have to fight me on everything. * Truth be told, 509 00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:44,977 * I don't wanna leave * You don't wanna leave 510 00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:46,646 * But I gotta do 511 00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:48,715 It's funny how when I don't submit, you see it as a fight. * What's best for me 512 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:52,919 Submit? Submit...heh. * Ooh...my heart is breaking in pieces over 513 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,554 We should be able to work this out * 'Cause my heart it 514 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:55,888 on our own. * Breaks in pieces 515 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:58,858 * Over...you 516 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,161 I don't want some old white man in a courtroom 517 00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:04,163 tellin' me when I can and cannot 518 00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:06,833 see my own son, Naomi. * Ooh 519 00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,335 * [vocalizing] 520 00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:09,669 * You 521 00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:11,037 Me either. 522 00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:13,172 * Over 523 00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:16,376 That's why my lawyer is pushin' for a Black woman judge instead. * You 524 00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:19,278 * You 525 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,548 I'll see you in court, Omar. * Over 526 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,183 * You 527 00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:26,619 * [vocalizing] 528 00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,220 [door creaks] 529 00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:30,690 [creaking] 530 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:33,460 * You act like I ain't got no feelings 531 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:36,062 * Girl, I'm a mess. 532 00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:38,064 [thunder roars] 533 00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:41,067 * You act like all these other 534 00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:44,704 * Makes me upset [rain falling] 535 00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:46,105 * [vocalizing] 536 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:50,042 * But when you hurt me, I can feel it 537 00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:53,646 * All in my, chest 538 00:21:53,696 --> 00:21:58,246 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 38990

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