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and U.S. department of education
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Dexter: Oh, look.
It is Mr. Jones.
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Here comes Mr. Jones out of
his attractive suburban home.
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Mr. Jones gets into his
urban terrain vehicle.
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The payments are sky-high,
but, boy, oh, boy,
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does Mr. Jones sure
look sharp in it.
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Driving to work
is a breeze today.
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It is as if Mr. Jones has
the road all to himself.
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Mr. Jones turns the corner
in his high-priced u.T.V.
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To meet up with the
100-foot tall terror to mankind
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made entirely of cheese.
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It is gorgonzilla!
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[Roar]
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Gorgonzilla quickly
snatches up Mr. Jones.
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Aha! Using his cell phone,
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he puts in a call to the only
person who can save him now:
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Dexter, boy genius.
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"Help, Dexter! Help!"
Cries Mr. Jones.
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Dexter, heeding the call,
Springs into action.
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Grabbing his trusty wrench,
he--what the--
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Dee Dee: Aaaaaahh!
Shiitake! Hah!
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Aaaaaaaaaahhhh!
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[Crash]
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Ow. Hey, Dee Dee,
what was that?
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That was free
judo lesson number 5.
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[Gong rings]
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Free or not,
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I do not think
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that was very nice.
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Oh, I'm sorry,
Dexter.
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Here, let me
help you up.
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Oh, thank you.
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That would be very--
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aaaaaahh!
Shiitake! Hah!
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Aaaaaaahhhh!
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[Crash]
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Dee Dee!
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Once again,
free judo lesson number 5.
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[Gong rings]
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Stupid Dee Dee
and her stupid judo lessons.
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I'll give her a lesson;
A lesson right in her--
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aaaaaahh!
Shiitake! Hah!
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Yaaaaaaahhh!
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[Crash]
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Oh...
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[Gong rings]
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Dee Dee: Aaaaaahh!
Shiitake! Hah!
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[Dexter screaming]
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[Crash]
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[Gong rings]
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Aaaaaahh!
Shiitake! Hah!
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Aaaaaahh!
Shiitake!
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Aaaaaahhhh!
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Aaaaaahh! Shiitake!
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Hah!
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Hah!
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Oh...
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[Gong rings]
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[Bell rings]
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Aha!
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Whew.
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Dee Dee: Aaaaaahh!
Shiitake!
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Who--what--where--
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Dee Dee: Hah!
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Aaaaaahhhh!
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That does it.
Time to fight fire with fire!
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Oh, woe is me.
It is I, Dexter, boy genius,
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walking down the hall alone
and oh, so vulnerable.
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I sure hope Dee Dee is not
around the corner
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to apply her free
judo lesson number 5
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to my weak and frail person.
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Aaaaaahh!
Shiitake!
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Hah!
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Eeeeeehhhh!
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[Crash]
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W-Was that...
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Free judo lesson
number 5.
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[Gong rings]
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Taught by
master Smith...
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In the small building
on main street...
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The one with
the green door...
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Across from
the bus station...
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Next to the
chub e. Cheese...
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Under the freeway
overpass...
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In the old
neighborhood?
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The same.
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Oh...
Oh...
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[Gong rings]
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Hah!
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Hah!
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Aaaaaahh!
Shiitake!
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Aaaaaahh!
Shiitake!
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[Both shouting "hah!"]
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Both: Aaaaaahh! Shiitake!
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Dad: Just what
is going on here?
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Just look at this mess!
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I am sure that when
your mother gets home,
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she's gonna give you--
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aaaaaahh!
Shiitake! Hah!
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[Crash]
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Free judo lesson
number 5.
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[Gong rings]
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Taught by
master Smith...
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In the small building
on main street...
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The one with
the green door...
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Across from
the bus station...
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Next to the
chub e. Cheese...
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Under the freeway
overpass...
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Both:
In the old neighborhood?
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The same.
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Oh...
Oh... Oh...
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Oh. Owww.
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Ahh.
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[Romantic music]
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Ahh.
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[Deep breath]
Ahh.
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[Bell rings]
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[Bell rings]
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Ahhhh.
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Ahh.
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Merriweather Monroe
doesn't even know you exist, Dexter.
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Of course she does.
She's crazy about me.
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Oh, really?
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Do not tell me
you do not notice
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the way she gawks
at me on the bus every day...
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Must have missed that.
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The way she bats
her eyes and flips her hair...
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Ha ha ha!
She's smitten.
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Yeah. Uh-huh.
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Tell me something,
Dexter.
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Why don't you...
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You know, actually
say something to her?
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Uh--ha ha ha!
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Well, you know
how it is, uh...
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Just waiting for
the right time.
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Oh, yeah,
I know how it is.
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Bet you don't say
something to her tomorrow.
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I'll take that wager.
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Heh heh heh. Ahem.
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Uh...ha ha!
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So, m-m-merriweather,
that is a very nice scarf.
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It is, uh, silk, yes?
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You know,
I recently spliced spider-silk genes
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into the mammary
glands of a goat.
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Girls!
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I like you, Dexter.
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Tell you what.
I'm going to help you.
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Oh, really?
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Poetry.
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You are cuckoo, Dee Dee.
Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo.
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No, it's true.
Chicks dig poetry.
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You write merriweather
a poem, and you're in like flint.
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And how am I going to
write this poem?
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That's where I come in.
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See, I'll write
the poem for you.
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All you have to do
is read them to her.
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I'm your ghostwriter.
Get it?
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Hmm.
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Ahem.
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Uh, you are, um...
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M-M-My fair weather,
my sweet, uh, merriweather.
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You have my heart on a tether,
my fair merriweather.
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I am light as a feather,
with my heart on a tether.
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For you are my fair weather,
my sweet merriweather.
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[Romantic music]
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[Music becomes upbeat]
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[Burp]
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Forget Jennifer and Jillian,
Hailey and Heather,
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for nothing compares to my
fair weather merriweather.
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Mmm, mmm.
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Poetry. Ha!
Who would have thought?
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Here's one.
How about this?
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I look forward to sharing
puke-green seats of leather
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when I am riding the bus with
my fair weather merriweather.
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Piece of cake.
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Oh, oh, wait a minute.
Wait. Wait. I got one!
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My sister Dee Dee--
she is a real sweetie,
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but sometimes I think
she's got a brain of baked ziti.
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[Laughing]
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My sister Dee Dee--
her eyeballs are beady,
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her hair is reedy,
and her head's a bit meaty.
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Ahem. All right. Uh...
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My fair weather merriweather--
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she is a dumb heifer
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with bad skin
and ugly feet to boot.
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Girls.
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Past the vaulted door
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where impossible
things may happen
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that the world's
never seen before.
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♪ In Dexter's laboratory
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♪ lives the smartest boy
you've ever seen ♪
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♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪
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♪ to smithereens
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♪ there is gloom and doom
while things go boom ♪
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♪ in Dexter's lab
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captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group
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and U.S. department of education
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captioned by the national
captioning institute
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--www.ncicap.org--
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