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Dexter: Sheesh.
I cannot believe
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the hogwash that passes
for television programming.
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Hogwash, hogwash,
hogwash.
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Hmm...
When science goes wrong.
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Ha. Not likely.
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Let's see. Let's see...
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[Gasp]
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Dad, dad, dad,
dad, dad!
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Look, dad!
Take a look at this, dad!
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Hey, dad!
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[Snoring]
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[Mumbling]
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[Snore]
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[Mumble]
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[Screaming]
Hey, dad!
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Aah! What's a--
who? What?
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Uh...
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"The parasite within"?
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So, what do
you say, pops?
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Can I stay up
and watch it?
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Please?
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Hmm...
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I'm sorry, Dexter,
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but a movie
like that, well--
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well, it's just
too downright scary
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for a boy of your age.
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It's all
mathematics, son.
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[Snoring and mumbling]
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Oh, that father of mine.
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He can be a real pain
in the medulla oblongata.
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All because of him,
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I never get to do
anything fun--ever!
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Hmph!
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Well, I'll show him.
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Whilst the rest
of the household is tucked away
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into the nighty
of the night,
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I, Dexter,
boy sneakiness,
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will pay witness to
the parasite within.
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A-ha ha ha ha ha!
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Gee, hon, perhaps
I was a bit too hard on the boy.
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Maybe we should just
let him watch his silly old movie.
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And I'll even
watch it with him.
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Oh, I don't
think so, dear.
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You know what those
scary movies do to you.
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But, honey, i--
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[screaming]
Nobody's going to watch the movie!
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[Singsong]
And that's final.
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Yes, dear.
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[Thunder]
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[Snoring]
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Heh heh heh.
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T.v.: And now,
prepare to be terrified
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beyond the realm
of consciousness,
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as the scary network
presents...
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The parasite within.
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Bring it on!
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Woman on t.V.:
Oh, no. Look out, Bob!
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Behind you!
It's the parasite!
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Bob! No!
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Bob: Sue, will you
quit worrying?
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Aah!
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It's eating me!
It's eating me!
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Aah!
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[Yawning]
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Mmm...man.
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Oh, boy, do I have
a case of the snackies.
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Bob: Aah!
All is doomed!
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Help!
Oh, my insides!
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Oh, I'm being consumed
from the interior of me!
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Well, I'll be.
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If it isn't the chip
off the old block.
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Sue:
Beware, townspeople.
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That parasite
is a devious one.
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Its appetite for flesh
is insatiable!
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Wait, look!
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There, behind you!
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It's the parasite!
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Aah!
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Man: It's devouring
the whole village!
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Run for your lives!
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That's it.
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The parasite
has eaten everyone.
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Everyone except...
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Oh, no.
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The parasite's
inside me!
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It's...inside...me!
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Aah!
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T.v. Announcer:
And so concludes our--
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[turns off t.V.]
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Heh heh heh.
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That wasn't
really that scary.
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Ha ha ha.
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Look out, Dexter!
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I'm the parasite,
and I'm gonna eat your flesh!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Gotcha, Dexter!
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Dexter?
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Hey, come on, son.
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I--i was
just joshing.
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Dexter? Son?
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Snap out of it, boy!
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Come on, d-man!
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Wake up
for d-papa, huh?
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[Sobbing]
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I told you that movie
would be too scary.
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For your
information, father,
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the movie
did not scare me.
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And neither did
your feeble attempts
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to scare me
scare me.
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And now, not
having been scared,
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I wish to be
put down so I may return to bed.
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Thank you.
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All right.
Cool your britches, son.
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Heh heh heh.
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[Rumbling]
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The basement!
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[Chime]
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[Chime]
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[Bump]
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[Bump]
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Um, hey, d-pops,
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how about we just go on
up to bed, then, huh?
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Come on, Dex.
This is your chance
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to taste the thrill
of real manhood.
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Now taste it!
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What do you see,
Dexter?
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Nothing.
I see nothing.
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I only see darkness.
Nothing.
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[Teeth chattering]
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[Whispering]
We've got to go down
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and turn on the lights!
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[Stairs creaking]
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Ok, Dexter,
on the count of three...
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1, 2...
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3!
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Aah!
Aah!
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[Screaming]
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I think we lost him.
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[Panting]
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Wait.
I hear something.
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[Grumbling]
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Oh, sweet uncle Joseph,
it's inside me!
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The parasite's
inside me!
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Run, Dexter!
Run for your--
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[loud burp]
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Dad!
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That's just another
thrill of manhood, my boy.
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[Doorknob jiggling]
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[Evil laughter]
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[Screaming]
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[Laughter]
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[Hacking]
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Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
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I thought
this was my house.
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Good night.
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The toolshed!
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[Cawing]
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[Thunder]
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Gee, dad, you sure
have let the yard go.
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[Birds cawing]
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[Gasp]
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[Screaming]
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Aah!
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[Both screaming]
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Aah!
Aah!
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[Panting]
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No. No. No.
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[Cawing]
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Aah!
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[Chiming]
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Aah!
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Aah!
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[Screaming]
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Aah!
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[Both screaming]
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Well, look who
it is, Dee Dee.
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Would you boys
like some breakfast,
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or, gee, maybe
you're still full of...
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Parasite!
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Ha ha!
Ha ha!
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[Glass breaks]
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Oh, dad'll
just love this.
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[Hummingjingle bells]
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P.A.:
Attention, shoppers.
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We have a red-light sale
in aisle 8 on...
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Latex gloves.
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Huh!
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Huh!
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[Fighting]
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[Glass shatters]
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Oh. Would you
look at that?
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The very last pair.
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Must be my lucky day!
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[Hummingjingle bells]
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[Clatter]
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[Humming continues]
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P.A.:
Attention, shoppers.
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[Gunshots]
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The truth has
the power.
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Exactly.
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Well, I bet my dad
can beat up your dad.
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Yeah? Well, I bet
that my dad can beat up your dad.
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Is that so?
Yeah.
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Yeah?
Is that so? Yeah.
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Well, we'll just
have to see about that, won't we?
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Grr!
Grr!
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Dexter: Dad!
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Mandark: Dad...
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Dexter:
Dad! Dad...
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Now, you know I don't
condone the use of parental names
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for the sake
of societal conformity.
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Sorry.
Ah-hem.
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Uh, wind bear?
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You called,
love child?
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Mandark wasn't
being very nice.
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He was mean,
and he called me
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a whole lot
of bad names.
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Then he tried to
hurt me, and he pushed me around.
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He wouldn't
let up.
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He just kept
coming after me.
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Then he tried
to blast me
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with lasers
and missiles.
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But fortunately,
I was too quick.
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[Sighs]
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Now listen carefully,
young soul.
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A wise man once said,
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old pond,
frog jumps in.
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Splash.
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Look, Dexter,
kids are stupid.
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They do idiotic things
for no reason at all.
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And then
they go to prison.
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And then
mandark said
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that his dad could
kick your butt!
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He said what?
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The ability to talk
your problems through
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will be
the biggest asset
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to the wholeness
of your soul
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and the approach
to manhood.
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Let's hurry
and get this over with.
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I'm starving.
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Hey, sir!
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Peace, friend.
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Uh...
Uh...
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Ha ha...
Ha ha...
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So, I hear there's
some animosity between our two sons.
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Yeah, seems
like they're not getting along.
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Well, boys will
be boys.
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So true to life.
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I always say that
the path to manhood isn't straight;
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it's bumpy and rough
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with experiences
at every curve,
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but there's always
a river of life at the end.
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Huh?
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Well, uh...
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I think you owe
Dexter an apology.
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That's right.
Say you're sorry, son.
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Sorry.
Sorry.
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Now, that wasn't
too painful, huh?
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Our saplings are
turning into trees.
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I'm always
telling Dexter
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that there's
no use in calling someone bad names
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or getting
into fights.
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And to think that
our blessed ones said
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that we would
resort to violence.
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How childish
and silly.
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I mean,
you beat me up?
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The only thing
you beat is a different drum.
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Ha ha ha.
Ha ha.
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Gosh, what do
you hippies know about violence?
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Don't you
oppose war
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or something
senseless like that?
273
00:17:28,283 --> 00:17:30,353
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha.
274
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,183
Aren't you...
Republican?
275
00:17:32,216 --> 00:17:34,276
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha.
276
00:17:34,316 --> 00:17:36,276
Where do you get
your muscles from?
277
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:37,276
Tofu?
278
00:17:37,316 --> 00:17:39,266
Now, that's
a nutritious staple.
279
00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:42,020
You'd
be surprised-- meat eater.
280
00:17:42,050 --> 00:17:43,430
And let me
guess--yoga.
281
00:17:43,466 --> 00:17:46,046
You and those
stretches are mighty tough.
282
00:17:46,083 --> 00:17:50,103
Well, I didn't know
corporate lemmings could throw a punch.
283
00:17:50,133 --> 00:17:51,453
I didn't know
girlie sandals
284
00:17:51,483 --> 00:17:53,483
were conductive
to fighting!
285
00:17:54,016 --> 00:17:54,426
Yeah?
Yeah.
286
00:17:54,466 --> 00:17:56,476
Is that so?!
Yeah!
287
00:17:57,016 --> 00:17:58,146
Yeah?
Yeah!
288
00:17:58,183 --> 00:18:01,033
Well--
in that case...
289
00:18:01,183 --> 00:18:04,003
Oh...
The peace sign?
290
00:18:04,033 --> 00:18:06,133
Well,
i--i don't know what to say--
291
00:18:06,166 --> 00:18:07,416
[thwat]
292
00:18:09,433 --> 00:18:14,173
Why don't
you give more money to the government?
293
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:17,080
Why don't you
wear a little more patchouli?
294
00:18:17,116 --> 00:18:20,296
They can't smell it
in China.
295
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:23,003
Hey,
where do you think you're going?
296
00:18:23,033 --> 00:18:24,433
Come back here!
297
00:18:26,183 --> 00:18:28,103
Don't wanna fight
like a real man?
298
00:18:28,133 --> 00:18:30,003
Uh!
299
00:18:30,033 --> 00:18:31,373
Ham on rye.
300
00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:36,150
Now, that's low--
real low!
301
00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:40,473
I'm just
getting started.
302
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,030
[Sizzle]
303
00:18:44,066 --> 00:18:47,376
Where'd that
tree-hugger go?
304
00:18:47,416 --> 00:18:51,466
Oh! Hot! Hot meat!
Hot meat! Get it off! Get it off!
305
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:55,430
No pain, no gain,
meat eater.
306
00:19:05,150 --> 00:19:06,330
Huh?
307
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:11,380
Get a haircut,
why don't you?
308
00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:13,270
Nature boy!
309
00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:14,450
Cubicle worker!
310
00:19:14,483 --> 00:19:17,123
Granola eater!
Voter!
311
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:22,476
Get back here!
Come back!
312
00:19:38,383 --> 00:19:41,023
I'm gonna
catch up with you.
313
00:19:41,050 --> 00:19:43,100
Oh, yeah? And then
what are you gonna--
314
00:19:43,133 --> 00:19:44,053
[splat]
315
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:45,073
Are you crazy?
316
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:47,170
You just threw
a duck at me!
317
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,470
[Quack]
[Quack]
318
00:19:54,233 --> 00:19:56,123
[Quacking]
319
00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:06,016
I have had enough
of your duck-throwing for one afternoon!
320
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:21,480
Hey! We're not
done here!
321
00:20:22,016 --> 00:20:25,116
Hmm...
Maybe we are.
322
00:20:26,233 --> 00:20:27,473
Wait up!
323
00:20:29,133 --> 00:20:31,023
Come back!
324
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:47,030
It's over,
crystal gazer.
325
00:20:47,066 --> 00:20:50,316
You are gonna
get it, lemming!
326
00:20:57,050 --> 00:20:59,030
Grr!
Grr!
327
00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:17,373
Wow...
328
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:21,420
I guess our dads
are a pretty equal match.
329
00:21:21,450 --> 00:21:24,120
Yeah.
330
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:26,420
But I bet my mom
can beat up your mom.
331
00:21:26,450 --> 00:21:30,180
Yeah? Well, I bet
that my mom can beat up your mom.
332
00:21:30,216 --> 00:21:31,296
Oh, yeah?
Yeah!
333
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:33,153
Yeah, well, I bet
my mom can beat up your mom.
334
00:21:33,183 --> 00:21:34,483
Oh, yeah,
you pseudo scientist!
335
00:21:35,016 --> 00:21:36,116
Quasi
nuclear physicist!
336
00:21:36,150 --> 00:21:37,130
Helium head!
337
00:21:37,166 --> 00:21:38,046
Shortstop!
338
00:21:38,083 --> 00:21:39,223
Quantum quack!
Science boy!
339
00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:41,250
You're a true
lame-brain!
340
00:21:45,433 --> 00:21:48,053
Narrator:
Enter at your own peril--
341
00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:49,083
past the vaulted door
342
00:21:49,116 --> 00:21:51,026
where
impossible things
343
00:21:51,066 --> 00:21:52,016
may happen
344
00:21:52,050 --> 00:21:54,120
that the world's
never seen before.
345
00:21:54,150 --> 00:21:57,430
♪ In Dexter's
laboratory ♪
346
00:21:57,466 --> 00:22:01,146
♪ lives the smartest boy
you've ever seen ♪
347
00:22:01,183 --> 00:22:03,023
♪ but Dee Dee blows his
348
00:22:03,050 --> 00:22:05,050
♪ experiments
349
00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:07,133
♪ to smithereens
350
00:22:07,166 --> 00:22:09,166
♪ there is gloom and doom
351
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,330
♪ while things go boom
352
00:22:11,366 --> 00:22:13,276
♪ in Dexter's lab
353
00:22:13,316 --> 00:22:16,326
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