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Captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment network and U.S. department of education
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My name is
Tyler Samuel Lee.
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I am 6--i am 6 1/2,
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and my birthday is
November 10, 19--.
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This episode
is about Dexter,
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that doesn't know
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that his new neighbor
is computress
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with his brother mandark.
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And computress
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hates mandark, too,
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because he
wrecked his lab.
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And...
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And computress
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had to rebuild it
all alone.
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And now...
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Computress and Dexter
teamed up...
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To shrink mandark's head
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into nothing
with the shrinking ray...
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And to get Dee Dee
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to...
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To have no spirit
instead of a free spirit.
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And Dee Dee--
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and they--
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and computress...
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Wrote the love letter
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to Dee Dee
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that was signed
"from mandark."
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And the letter
said that "I'll be in Dexter's lab,
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and I love you."
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And...
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And, uh...
And, well.
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And Dexter said--
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sent the letter
from Dee Dee
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to mandark
that was signed "from Dee Dee"
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that it said
"I'll be in Dexter's lab,"
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and...i will...
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"I will kiss you
when I get there."
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And then they
shrunk mandark's head.
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Instead of shrinking it,
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they grew it.
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And...
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And it was
on top of the world.
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It was bigger
than the world.
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Actually,
it was as big as the world,
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and the world
sucked into--
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and the world was shaped
like mandark's head.
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And...and, uh...
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And computress
made the shrinking ray,
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and he accidentally
put it on grow.
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And Dexter said,
"you are stupid
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"because you
made the shrinking ray
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be on grow."
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And then Dexter said,
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"you are stupid!
You are stupid!
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And don't forget,
you are stupid!"
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Do mandark's
book.
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And then mandark said,
"ha ha. Now I rule the world.
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"Ha ha ha.
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"Once I tried
to get the top-secret plans.
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"And I said,aha,these are the top-secret plans.
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"Ha ha ha ha.
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"Ha.
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"And now
I rule the world.
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"Ha ha ha.
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Ha ha."
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"Ha."
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And then Dexter said...
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And then computress
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put it accidentally
on grow again.
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And then mandark's head
grew more.
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Actually,
it was so big,
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it couldn't fit
in the universe,
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and then
his head exploded.
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And then Dexter said...
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And when
his head exploded,
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there were millions
of mandark's head all over the world.
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And Dexter said,
"you are stupid!
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"I didn't want
a lot of mandark's head,
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and that's why..."
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"And that's why
you are stupid!
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"You are stupid!
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And don't forget,
you are stupid!"
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[Deep voice]
The justice friends--
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3 of earth's
mightiest heroes,
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joining forces
under one roof...
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[Wimpy voice]
To face the challenge of everyday life.
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Starring
major glory,
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valhallen,
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and the infrangible krunk
in...
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[Deep voice]
The justice friends.
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Puppet pal Mitch, on TV:
Hey, puppet pal clem,
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I just heard
the funniest joke.
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Do you want
to hear it?
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Puppet pal clem:
Lay it on me, puppet pal Mitch.
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What do you get
when you cross a zebra and a trench coat?
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[Noisy crunching]
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I don't know.
What do you get
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when you
cross a zebra and a trench coat?
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A bonk on the head.
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[Yells]
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Krunk tooth hurt!
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Ow!
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Oh, say, can you see
by the dawn's early light?
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Our friend krunk
is in a terrible fright.
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Aah!
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Liberty's bell!
Krunk is possessed by some intergalactic fiend
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of unimaginable
imagination.
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Krunk tooth...
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Hurt!
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We must swiftly subdue
our superfriend so he can disclose to us
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the location
of the tooth that aches him so.
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But--
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[gasping]
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Yo, major,
checketh this out.
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The agony
that doth befall our friend
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is a bodacious chip
jammed in his krunk's teethesins.
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Yes! It is
as I suspected all along--
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the foreign object
implanted in krunk's teeth
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has caused krunk
to have a toothache.
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Yo, we must
make haste
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and taketh
the infrangible one to the dentist.
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No! The time
for that has passed!
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We must extract the evil
that is imbedded in krunk's teeth
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and rid him
of the plague that pains him!
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But doesn't
thou think it wouldst--
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valhallen,
would you come here, please?
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Didst thou
call upon me?
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Val, pal,
who found the apartment?
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Uh, you.
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And who put
the security deposit down?
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You.
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And who didI
elect as your leader?
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Uh, you.
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[Quietly]
Hmm. Ok. Then I'd guess
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you should shut up
and do what I say!
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Valhallen:
Should we go to the dentist now?
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Major glory: No!
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[Engine revving]
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Valhallen: Shouldst
we go to the dentistnow?
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Major glory: ♪ no-o!
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Passing Mars,
Jupiter, pluto, Neptune.
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Well,
that should do it.
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Should we go
to the dentist now?
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Enough of these
conventional methods.
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We must extract
the tooth
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with the powers
that we use to crush the forces of evil
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and uphold
the ways of justice
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and rid krunk
of this mighty saga of pain
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that pursues
to plague him.
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Valhallen,
you're on.
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[Fans cheering]
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[Playing hard rock music]
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[Cheering]
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Rock on,
valhallen.
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[Playing continues]
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[Snap]
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Fans: Oh!
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Stand back.
The time has come
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for lady Liberty's first son--
major glory...
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[Clicking]
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To step up and free you
from the pain that your tooth has inflicted.
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Behold,
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the jaw of freedom!
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[Eagle squawks]
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Aah!
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I'm sorry.
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[Softly]
Don't worry, old friend.
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We'll battle
side by side
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for justice
another day.
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These shenanigans
have gone on far too long. We are in need of assistance.
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I, major glory...
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[Clicking]
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Must call upon
the friends of justice--
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white tiger!
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[Roars]
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Living bullet!
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Phantone!
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Miss spell!
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Capital g!
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The forces of good
are no good.
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Should not we have
sendeth krunketh to the dentist?
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No. I have
a better plan.
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Oh, my goodness!
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The infrangible krunk
has lost all his powers,
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and one hit
on the jaw will forever end
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krunk's continuous
onslaught on the forces ofevil.
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Can this
be true, krunk?
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Now?
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Yes, krunk. Now.
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Yes.
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Then let us hurry,
valhallen, and leave krunk here alone,
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defenseless
against any attack of an evildoer,
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while we
seek help from a faraway place.
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[Rumbling]
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Look. The infrangible krunk
has lost all his powers,
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and one hit on the jaw
would forever end
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krunk's continuous onslaught
on the forces of evil. Get him!
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[Fighting]
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Dude, we have
to take krunk to the dentist.
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You know, val,
I've had just about enough
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of you and this
dentist business.
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Are you what if
threatening me? I am?
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Then I have
just one word for you.
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Don't say it!
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Dentist! Dentist!
Dentist!
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Dentist?
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I have a toothache.
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What kind of doctor
should I go see?
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A dentist.
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Dentist?
Krunk must go see dentist.
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Mr. Krunk,
the doctor will see you now.
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Hello, krunk.
Now, why don't you just lie back,
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and we'll see
what the problem is.
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Krunk, can you
tell me what sound sheep make?
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Baa!
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All done.
Candy?
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Well, kids,
we've all had fun here today, haven't we?
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But remember,
dental hygiene is serious business.
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You should see
your dentist at least once a year.
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That's right.
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And remember,
dentists are your friends.
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And if you neglect
your friends,
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you could be
in major pain.
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Isn't that right,
major glory?
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Ri-i-i-ight!
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Dee Dee: Hi!
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Hi!
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H...
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Invisible forcefield
helmet.
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Dee Dee: "P, o,"
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uh,
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"n, y."
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Yay! My Christmas list
is all done.
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Hey, there!
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What are you doing
to my computer?
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I'm sending a list
of all my wishes to Santa claus.
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Santa claus?
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Don't you know
there is no such thing?
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You are simply wasting
your precious time, valuable electricity,
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and computer space
even thinking about such foolishness!
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Ha! If there's
no Santa claus,
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then how do the presents
get under the tree every Christmas morning?
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Isn't it obvious?
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Haven't you heard?
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Sister, let me
lay it on you.
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Word!
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[Snapping fingers]
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[Drum beat playing]
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♪ Ho-o-o!
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♪ Dad dresses up
in a Santa getup ♪
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♪ and then he puts the car
up on the rooftop ♪
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♪ he makes the car
look like a sleigh, dear ♪
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♪ and mom dresses up
just like a reindeer ♪
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♪ she greases up dad
so he slides down the chimney ♪
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♪ and put all our presents
around the tree ♪
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♪ then mom pulls him up,
and by-and-by ♪
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♪ they drive down the roof
and into the sky ♪
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♪ you go to the window because
you heard a little sound ♪
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♪ and see Santa fly by
before they all hit the ground ♪
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♪ everybody
say ho-o-o! ♪
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Yeah! Ooh! Ho!
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All right,
knock it off. Give me that.
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My microphone.
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You're nuts.
Everybody knows Santa claus is real.
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He lives up
in the north pole with a thousand happy elves,
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working hard,
making toys for me
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and all of the other
good little boys and girls.
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So I don't know
where you get this stuff about dad being Santa claus.
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It just doesn't--hey!
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Stupid Dee Dee--
"a thousand happy elves."
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North pole, ha!
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I will prove
to her before this Christmas Eve is over
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that my theory
is correct.
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[Clock ticking]
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[Snoring]
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[Hiccups]
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[Snoring]
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Elves.
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[Siren]
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Huh?
281
00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:17,123
Ha ha.
Yes, yes. Aha!
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Welcome to the party, pops.
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Ho, ho, ho!
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Ho, ho, ho, ho!
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All right,dad.
The jig is up.
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Ho?
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Come on, dad,
I know it is you!
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Turn around!
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Ho, ho. Ho, ho?
290
00:17:37,183 --> 00:17:38,253
Yeah, yeah.
Ho, ho, ho.
291
00:17:38,283 --> 00:17:42,153
Now, come on,
take off that beard so I can get a picture.
292
00:17:42,183 --> 00:17:43,233
Ho, ho?
293
00:17:43,266 --> 00:17:44,416
Ha ha.
These pictures
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will show Dee Dee
how infantile her beliefs are.
295
00:17:48,216 --> 00:17:50,046
[Bam]
What?
296
00:17:50,083 --> 00:17:51,033
Hey!
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00:17:51,066 --> 00:17:52,046
Ho, ho.
298
00:17:52,083 --> 00:17:53,403
Ho, ho, ho!
299
00:17:53,433 --> 00:17:54,373
Hey!
300
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,280
Ho, ho, ho.
Ho, ho, ho.
301
00:17:56,316 --> 00:17:58,166
Ho, ho, ho, ho.
302
00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,170
Aah!
303
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,330
Ooh.
304
00:18:00,366 --> 00:18:02,426
[Painfully]
Ho, ho, ho, ho.
305
00:18:02,466 --> 00:18:05,146
It's stuck on tight!
306
00:18:05,183 --> 00:18:07,083
Huh?
307
00:18:07,116 --> 00:18:10,296
Ho, ho, ho!
308
00:18:11,483 --> 00:18:12,453
Dad?
309
00:18:12,483 --> 00:18:13,423
Hmm.
310
00:18:13,450 --> 00:18:16,030
Hello, father.
311
00:18:16,066 --> 00:18:17,446
Leaving so soon?
312
00:18:17,483 --> 00:18:21,253
[Buzzing]
313
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All right,
pappy,
314
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:28,270
how about a little
electric shave?
315
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:29,430
[Snorting]
316
00:18:29,466 --> 00:18:31,176
What? Mom!
317
00:18:31,216 --> 00:18:35,366
Mom, it's ok.
I figured it out a long time ago.
318
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,300
[Growling]
319
00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:38,403
Mom,
you got to learn to let things go.
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00:18:38,433 --> 00:18:39,383
I mean,
321
00:18:39,416 --> 00:18:43,026
I am not going to be
your little boy forever.
322
00:18:44,050 --> 00:18:45,180
Ho, ho, ho?
323
00:18:45,216 --> 00:18:46,016
Gotcha!
324
00:18:46,050 --> 00:18:49,120
Time to stop
pretending, mom!
325
00:18:49,150 --> 00:18:50,080
Ho!
326
00:18:50,116 --> 00:18:51,146
[Whimpering]
327
00:18:51,183 --> 00:18:52,453
Mom?
328
00:18:52,483 --> 00:18:55,203
Wow. These things
are pretty real.
329
00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:57,103
I'm impressed.
330
00:18:57,133 --> 00:18:58,353
Oh!
331
00:18:59,383 --> 00:19:01,303
[Angrily]
Ho.
332
00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:03,473
Ho, ho, ho!
333
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,220
Oh, no.
They jumped off the roof.
334
00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:10,080
Oh, but they are
not going to get away from me.
335
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:14,216
Extreme science!
336
00:19:21,450 --> 00:19:24,120
[Teeth chattering]
337
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:28,226
[Gasps]
338
00:19:28,266 --> 00:19:30,416
Ho, ho, ho,
ho, ho, ho!
339
00:19:30,450 --> 00:19:31,270
Hi, Santa!
340
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,230
Dexter:
Come back here, dad!
341
00:19:33,266 --> 00:19:34,426
Dexter?
342
00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:38,166
Dexter!
343
00:19:46,266 --> 00:19:48,366
Pops is really
going all-out this year,
344
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:53,220
but I'll have to shoot him down
to prove my theory!
345
00:19:54,116 --> 00:19:55,346
[Laughing]
346
00:19:55,383 --> 00:19:57,133
Ho, ho, ho.
347
00:19:57,166 --> 00:19:58,326
Ho?!
348
00:19:58,366 --> 00:20:00,366
Ho, ho, ho!
349
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,070
Those better not be
my presents!
350
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:06,270
That's it, dad!
You're going down.
351
00:20:07,066 --> 00:20:09,476
Ho, ho! Ho?
352
00:20:12,116 --> 00:20:15,376
Ho, ho, ho!
353
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,400
[Painfully]
Ho...
354
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:30,083
Ho, ho.
355
00:20:33,350 --> 00:20:34,320
Hold still, father!
356
00:20:34,350 --> 00:20:37,270
Dexter's father:
Dexter, what are you doing?
357
00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:41,480
Shut up!
Hold still! Ha ha! I've almost--
358
00:20:42,016 --> 00:20:45,026
[razor shuts off]
359
00:20:45,066 --> 00:20:47,326
Dexter,
what have you done?
360
00:20:48,350 --> 00:20:49,320
Um.
361
00:20:49,350 --> 00:20:50,400
Ho!
362
00:20:50,433 --> 00:20:53,123
[Painfully]
Ho, ho, ho.
363
00:20:53,150 --> 00:20:57,380
Dexter's mother:
Just look at our Christmas tree!
364
00:20:57,416 --> 00:21:00,016
[Sobbing]
365
00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:01,320
Dexter.
366
00:21:01,350 --> 00:21:03,480
And where the heck
are my presents?
367
00:21:04,016 --> 00:21:04,416
Dexter,
368
00:21:04,450 --> 00:21:07,320
what do you
have to say for yourself?
369
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:08,230
Well..
370
00:21:08,266 --> 00:21:11,416
I'm sorry
I ruined Christmas again,
371
00:21:11,450 --> 00:21:16,100
but, um, isn't Christmas
really
372
00:21:16,133 --> 00:21:20,323
and, uh, uh, love
and, uh, sharing and--
373
00:21:20,350 --> 00:21:22,380
♪ oh, Christmas tree
374
00:21:22,416 --> 00:21:24,216
♪ oh, Christmas tree
375
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:27,220
you blockhead,
that's not what Christmas is about!
376
00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:30,230
It's not?
Then whatis
377
00:21:30,266 --> 00:21:31,476
the presents.
378
00:21:32,016 --> 00:21:33,316
Ho, ho, ho!
379
00:21:33,350 --> 00:21:36,420
Captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group and U.S. department of education
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enter at your peril
381
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:41,320
past
the vaulted door
382
00:21:41,350 --> 00:21:43,350
where impossible
things may happen
383
00:21:43,383 --> 00:21:46,383
that the world's
never seen before.
384
00:21:46,416 --> 00:21:50,326
♪ In Dexter's laboratory
385
00:21:50,366 --> 00:21:52,116
♪ lives the smartest boy
386
00:21:52,150 --> 00:21:54,030
♪ you've ever seen
387
00:21:54,066 --> 00:21:55,046
♪ but Dee Dee
388
00:21:55,083 --> 00:21:56,333
♪ blows his experiments
389
00:21:56,366 --> 00:21:59,246
♪ to
smithereens ♪
390
00:21:59,283 --> 00:22:02,033
♪ there is gloom and doom
391
00:22:02,066 --> 00:22:04,166
♪ while things go boom
392
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:05,320
♪ in Dexter's lab
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the national captioning institute, inc.
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