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Mmm.
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Oh, morning.
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Morning.
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You son of a bitch.
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- You brushed your teeth.
- No, I didn't.
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Liar... your breath smells fantastic!
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It's genetic.
I have a recessive mint gene.
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Oh, my God.
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Deodorant, too?
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You monster!
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I just want to be pretty for you.
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Is that so wrong?
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Last night was great.
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- Pretty wild.
- Yeah, tell me about it.
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The bed started out on the
other side of the room.
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So, hey, you want to get lunch later?
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Sorry, can't.
I have a 1:00 with my oncologist.
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How about dinner Wednesday?
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Uh...
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No.
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I've got a renal function
panel on Thursday morning.
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I have to fast the night before.
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How about breakfast after my panel?
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I'm meeting my nutritionist.
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Making adjustments to my diet.
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- What about Thursday afternoon?
- Nephrologist appointment.
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Okay, I'd say Thursday night,
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- but I have acupuncture.
- Friday?
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No, I have dialysis Monday,
Wednesday, Friday.
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And then Maddie all weekend.
How about next week?
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CAT scan, internist, pedicure.
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Not medical, but I'd hate to
rip a hole in these nice sheets.
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Okay, now we're looking
at the week after that.
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Which is when I start
my next round of chemo.
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Cancer.
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What a dick.
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Renal failure's a real nut crunch, too.
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Hey, how about after chemo, I come by
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and take care of you?
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I don't want you
to see me after chemo.
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I'll be sweaty... and pukey...
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- disgusting.
- Okay.
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Well, I will just drink
some expired buttermilk
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and we can be disgusting together.
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You do have two bathrooms, right?
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Drew.
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Fine.
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Well, I'm wide open 2029.
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Hey, me, too.
You know, if we're still alive.
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We're alive now.
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You probably use that line
on all the dying chicks.
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You charmer.
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Oh, oh...
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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Look at this.
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Half off a cruise
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- around the Amalfi Coast.
- Ah.
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Ten days of sun and fun in Italy...
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from the tip of the boot
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to the top of the knee.
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- Ah, this looks amazing.
- Mm-hmm.
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I've never been on a cruise
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that didn't have the word
"booze" in front of it.
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I used to go with my
daughter all the time.
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We had so much fun.
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You know, before she went
to college and realized
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I ruined her life.
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- So what do you say?
- About what?
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The cruise. Come with me. My treat.
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Norma, no, that's crazy.
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What? It's my money
and I get to spend it
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on people I love.
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So either you come with me on a cruise
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or I send a check to Burt Bacharach.
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Huh, what do you say? Please?
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It would mean a lot.
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Aw.
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It would be amazing.
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And I have seen every episode
of The Sopranos,
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so I basically speak Italian.
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So...
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is it a yes?
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All right, yes!
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Let's go!
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We can pick up a father
and son on the boat.
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You get the father.
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I like it.
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Sock on the doorknob
means take another lap
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around the lido deck.
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Hey, you're both here.
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I'd like to introduce you to my...
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girlfriend?
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Oh, what the hell.
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Adriana, this is Gina,
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my kidney donor, and Norma,
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her friend who almost burned
down a retirement home
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and now lives in my guest room.
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And we'll all pretend that
wasn't an awkward introduction.
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Nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you, too,
dear. I'm glad to see
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that Drew has found someone.
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Proof that there's an
ass for every saddle.
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Did I mention she lives here rent-free?
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I'll just go and tidy up in the kitchen.
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Ciao, Bella.
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Drew's girlfriend can do better.
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Drew can't stop talking about you.
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He walks around with this
dopey grin on his face,
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like a baby with gas.
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Like...
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Mm.
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- No, I don't.
- Mm...
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No, that's not how I... well, uh,
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I hope you enjoyed
meeting her because you'll
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never see her again.
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You know what we should do?
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Double date with me and Eli.
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Great. Our schedule's a bit tight.
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So 6:00 a.m. at the hospital
vending machine sound good?
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We can move some things
around to make it happen.
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Hey, um, call me after your blood panel?
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Only if you tell me about
your urine sample.
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Oh, my God.
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That was so romantic.
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What's up, Justin? It's your
boy Eli Russell of the Seahawks.
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Somebody's becoming a man today.
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Mazel tov, bar mitzvah boy!
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Now go tackle that Torah portion.
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And... first Cameo video done.
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- Easy hundred bucks.
- Yeah.
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A few years ago, I was making millions.
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Now I'm doing Cameos
and autograph signings.
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Maybe I should sell some
of my football stuff.
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What? No.
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Why not? I could get
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some nice cash for
my jerseys and helmets.
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Even more for my Super Bowl ring.
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But you love that ring.
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It's the only piece of jewelry
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that has its own Twitter account.
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I got to do something.
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Even if I find a buyer for this house,
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I'll be lucky to break even.
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Hey, what if we set this place on fire
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for the insurance money,
and as the words are coming
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out of my mouth,
I can see that it's wrong,
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unless you think it's a good idea?
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Let's call that plan B.
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All right, what's next?
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Okay.
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Um, this one's
for Bob in Wheaton, Illinois.
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- Mm-hmm.
- He's a big Seahawks fan.
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And his wife wants you to
wish him a speedy recovery
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from his testicular torsion.
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Hey, Bob,
it's Eli Russell of the Seahawks.
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I heard your boys are
taking a little time-out.
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So don't touch down...
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there for a while.
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So you really know somebody
who can burn down my house?
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I can't believe you two went
to high school together.
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Did you ever, you know, hook up?
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I hooked up... a lot.
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And Drew didn't... ever.
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That's not true... I hooked up...
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the audio-visual equipment.
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All right, here you go.
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- Thank you.
- Oh!
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I think you dropped this.
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Oh. Thanks.
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What's that?
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Well, I was gonna wait till later,
but since
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we all saw it and we're
wondering what it is,
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go ahead, open it.
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Oh, wow.
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It's the shirt from the
vintage shop next door.
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I loved the Spice Girls, too.
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- I was all about...
- Sporty Spice.
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I can see that.
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I was all about Baby Spice,
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but then I matured into Posh.
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I tried to hook up with Scary Spice
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at a party after the Pro Bowl.
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- And?
- She lived up to her name.
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How'd you do this?
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Oh, well, when I said
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I went to the bathroom, I actually just
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went over and got it.
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I want you to remember this night.
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And that when you
tell me what you want...
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What you really,
really want... I listen.
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Well, it's a very sweet gesture.
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Thank you.
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I'm gonna run to the restroom.
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So if you're expecting me
to come back with a gift,
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it's gonna be a feminine
hygiene product.
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- I love her.
- I like her. She's funny.
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- My treat.
- No, I got this.
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- No, you don't.
- Let it go, Drew.
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Good, I was bluffing.
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Hey, I'm a little cold.
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Would you mind getting
my coat from the car?
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It's the fuzzy pink one.
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Mm, I get it...
you two want to dish on your dates.
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I'll leave you to the girl talk.
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Thanks, babe, you're the best.
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Hate to see you go.
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Love to watch you leave.
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You have to pay for dinner.
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I'll just tell him
I'll get it next time.
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Which is what I said last time.
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He never remembers.
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- No, Drew, you have to!
- Why?
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Promise not to say anything to anybody,
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but... Eli's broke.
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What? Really? Since when?
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And why did he tell you before me?
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I'm his best friend.
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I mean, he's never actually said that.
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- But does he have to?
- I'll tell you more later.
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But he didn't trust the right people,
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and now he's living on his credit cards,
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and he's gonna sell his Super Bowl ring.
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Oh, my God.
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That ring means everything to him.
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You cannot tell him I told you.
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Okay, yes. Fine.
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I wish I'd have known about this
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before we ordered mozzarella sticks
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for the table, but whatever.
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I got some bad news.
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The guy who was financing
my one-man show backed out.
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What happened, did he see it?
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I'm sorry.
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Uh, with Samantha being out of town,
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I'm trying to be the sassy one,
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and it's not working.
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He wanted me to
put his girlfriend in it,
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which is a bit hard since
it's a one-man show.
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Well, if it would help,
I could put in a couple hundred dollars.
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- Same here.
- I'm good for a grand.
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- Seriously?
- That's a little generous, isn't it?
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Hey, if we can't help each other,
what are we here for?
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Yeah, Drew.
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Mind your business.
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- All right, later, guys.
- See you, Eli.
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Gideon, you cannot take that money.
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Oh, honey, watch me.
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- No, I'm serious, you can't.
- Why not?
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Okay.
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You know what,
promise you won't say anything,
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but Eli is having money problems.
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Oh, like mo' money, mo' problems.
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No.
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Mo' like no money, big problems.
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How bad is it?
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Bad enough that he's talking about
selling his Super Bowl ring.
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What?!
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He loves that ring more than anything.
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I know because I've
literally heard him say,
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"I love you more than anything, ring."
261
00:10:04,784 --> 00:10:06,158
How do you know this?
262
00:10:06,183 --> 00:10:07,205
He told Gina.
263
00:10:07,230 --> 00:10:08,536
Which is a little hurtful
264
00:10:08,561 --> 00:10:10,026
because I am his best friend.
265
00:10:10,051 --> 00:10:12,221
Oh, I hate that he thinks
he has to hide this from us.
266
00:10:12,246 --> 00:10:14,635
And me. Mainly me. Best friend, so...
267
00:10:15,162 --> 00:10:16,776
Oh, my God, here it is.
268
00:10:16,801 --> 00:10:19,213
His Super Bowl ring is up for auction.
269
00:10:19,238 --> 00:10:20,729
People are already bidding on it.
270
00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:21,822
Such a shame.
271
00:10:21,847 --> 00:10:23,979
- So sad.
- Yeah.
272
00:10:25,089 --> 00:10:26,479
At least his last thousand dollars
273
00:10:26,504 --> 00:10:28,201
will go to something worthwhile.
274
00:10:29,682 --> 00:10:31,417
It was a joke.
275
00:10:32,818 --> 00:10:34,722
Okay, maybe it wasn't.
276
00:10:47,912 --> 00:10:49,620
Hey.
277
00:10:51,047 --> 00:10:52,948
- What are you doing here?
- Well...
278
00:10:52,973 --> 00:10:54,560
it's your chemo week,
so I thought you might want
279
00:10:54,584 --> 00:10:55,768
some company to cheer you up.
280
00:10:55,793 --> 00:10:57,199
I told you I didn't want to see anybody,
281
00:10:57,223 --> 00:10:58,706
and I didn't want anybody to see me.
282
00:10:58,731 --> 00:11:00,347
Oh, just think of me as your nurse.
283
00:11:00,372 --> 00:11:02,852
Your chemo-sabe, if you will.
284
00:11:02,877 --> 00:11:04,792
- Please stop.
- Oh, I'm just getting started.
285
00:11:04,817 --> 00:11:06,901
You got your jigsaw puzzle,
book of jumbles.
286
00:11:06,926 --> 00:11:09,901
- Drew...
- And I sent you this chemo playlist
287
00:11:09,926 --> 00:11:11,406
with great motivational songs.
288
00:11:11,431 --> 00:11:14,050
Stuff like "I Will Survive,"
"Don't Stop Believing,"
289
00:11:14,075 --> 00:11:16,167
"I'm Still standing," "Tears in Heaven."
290
00:11:16,192 --> 00:11:18,628
Oh, I'm so sorry,
that should not be in there.
291
00:11:18,763 --> 00:11:20,190
I can't do this right now.
292
00:11:20,215 --> 00:11:21,761
And I brought you some food.
293
00:11:21,786 --> 00:11:24,386
- Don't worry, it's chemo-friendly.
- Oh, God!
294
00:11:28,542 --> 00:11:30,542
Oh. I'm sorry.
295
00:11:31,269 --> 00:11:32,277
You need me to come in there
296
00:11:32,301 --> 00:11:33,784
- and hold your hair back?
- No!
297
00:11:33,809 --> 00:11:35,071
You sure? I don't mind.
298
00:11:35,096 --> 00:11:36,684
That was half my social life in college.
299
00:11:39,229 --> 00:11:41,692
Will you please just go?
300
00:11:41,725 --> 00:11:43,769
Come on, I'm just trying to
make things easier for you.
301
00:11:43,793 --> 00:11:46,144
If you really want to make
things easier, you'll leave!
302
00:11:49,048 --> 00:11:51,112
Okay, fine.
303
00:11:55,797 --> 00:11:56,797
Hey, guys.
304
00:11:56,822 --> 00:11:59,307
- Hey, there he is.
- Hey, big guy. Eli!
305
00:12:00,976 --> 00:12:02,307
Everything all right?
306
00:12:02,332 --> 00:12:04,651
- Couldn't be better.
- So good.
307
00:12:06,763 --> 00:12:08,487
Why is everybody smiling?
308
00:12:08,512 --> 00:12:10,819
Looks like I'm walking into
a scene from Get Out.
309
00:12:12,995 --> 00:12:14,823
We got you a little something.
310
00:12:14,848 --> 00:12:16,284
Open it.
311
00:12:22,186 --> 00:12:23,768
My ring?
312
00:12:23,793 --> 00:12:25,932
It didn't seem right that
someone else should have it.
313
00:12:25,957 --> 00:12:28,003
You've always been so generous with us.
314
00:12:28,028 --> 00:12:30,127
Yeah, we know you're going
through a tough time,
315
00:12:30,152 --> 00:12:32,276
and we just want to be there for you.
316
00:12:34,507 --> 00:12:35,924
Gina told you, didn't she?
317
00:12:35,949 --> 00:12:37,885
Only because she cares about you.
318
00:12:37,910 --> 00:12:39,869
Not as much as me, bestie.
319
00:12:41,042 --> 00:12:44,307
Congratulations, you guys just bought
yourselves a Super Bowl ring.
320
00:12:45,073 --> 00:12:47,112
I'll come back this afternoon.
321
00:12:53,963 --> 00:12:55,378
So how are we doing this, like a month
322
00:12:55,402 --> 00:12:57,012
at each of our places?
323
00:12:59,123 --> 00:13:01,213
What do you think? I want to look
324
00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:03,196
young enough to attract
an interesting man,
325
00:13:03,221 --> 00:13:05,768
yet old enough to get
a seat on the lifeboat.
326
00:13:06,826 --> 00:13:09,416
You look great,
327
00:13:09,441 --> 00:13:12,737
but, uh, listen,
I've been thinking about the cruise,
328
00:13:12,762 --> 00:13:15,838
and I'm not the one you should take.
329
00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:18,039
I can take Eli? Great.
330
00:13:18,860 --> 00:13:20,432
You should take your daughter.
331
00:13:20,457 --> 00:13:22,581
Ah, no, that would be a disaster.
332
00:13:22,606 --> 00:13:26,000
One of us would end up selling
the other to Somali pirates.
333
00:13:26,522 --> 00:13:29,057
Or you'd be stuck in
the middle of the ocean
334
00:13:29,082 --> 00:13:31,780
with no choice but to get drunk
and work out your differences.
335
00:13:31,805 --> 00:13:34,401
Come on, I want
to have fun on this trip.
336
00:13:34,426 --> 00:13:36,659
Grandma, you only have one daughter.
337
00:13:36,684 --> 00:13:38,838
How many more chances are you gonna get?
338
00:13:38,863 --> 00:13:40,643
All right, I'll think about it.
339
00:13:40,668 --> 00:13:42,815
But I'd rather take Eli.
340
00:13:46,964 --> 00:13:49,541
Speak of the devil. Hey.
341
00:13:49,566 --> 00:13:51,338
I can't believe you told Drew I'm broke.
342
00:13:51,363 --> 00:13:52,518
I didn't...
343
00:13:53,019 --> 00:13:54,823
Oh, I wasn't...
344
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:58,659
Oh, I'm so sorry.
345
00:13:58,684 --> 00:14:00,753
He told the whole dialysis group,
and they all pitched in
346
00:14:00,777 --> 00:14:03,284
and bought my ring back.
It was embarrassing.
347
00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:04,699
I only told him because you were gonna
348
00:14:04,723 --> 00:14:06,010
pick up the check at dinner.
349
00:14:06,035 --> 00:14:08,238
Do you know how hard it was
for me to tell you about this?
350
00:14:08,262 --> 00:14:09,425
I trusted you.
351
00:14:09,450 --> 00:14:11,190
Well, can we get together
and talk about it?
352
00:14:11,215 --> 00:14:12,347
No.
353
00:14:12,372 --> 00:14:15,166
I don't want to talk. I got to go.
354
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:22,979
Yeah?!
355
00:14:23,004 --> 00:14:25,612
Quick heads-up,
I may have spilled the beans about Eli,
356
00:14:25,637 --> 00:14:27,116
and he's pretty upset.
357
00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:47,954
But you may already know that.
358
00:14:49,986 --> 00:14:53,143
It's just so hard
when you guys just speak so mean...
359
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,745
- Hey.
- Hey.
360
00:14:58,453 --> 00:15:00,706
I think I owe you an apology.
361
00:15:04,401 --> 00:15:06,526
I'm not mad at you.
362
00:15:06,551 --> 00:15:08,034
I mean, I was mad at you,
363
00:15:08,059 --> 00:15:09,588
and I'd throw away your toothbrush.
364
00:15:09,613 --> 00:15:12,268
It's... seen some things.
365
00:15:14,761 --> 00:15:17,002
Eli's pretty upset, huh?
366
00:15:17,027 --> 00:15:20,465
Yeah. He's not
answering any of my calls.
367
00:15:20,490 --> 00:15:22,823
Aw. Maybe he couldn't
pay his phone bill.
368
00:15:23,468 --> 00:15:24,909
Too soon.
369
00:15:25,822 --> 00:15:27,245
Well, if it's any consolation,
370
00:15:27,270 --> 00:15:28,979
I'm in the same boat with Adriana.
371
00:15:29,004 --> 00:15:31,920
I brought her all this stuff to
cheer her up after her chemo,
372
00:15:31,945 --> 00:15:33,166
and she bit my head off.
373
00:15:33,191 --> 00:15:35,071
Why? It sounds like you
were trying to help her.
374
00:15:35,096 --> 00:15:36,667
Yeah, just like how
you were trying to help Eli.
375
00:15:36,691 --> 00:15:38,026
Exactly. You get it.
376
00:15:38,051 --> 00:15:40,279
- Right?
- Ugh. What is up with people?
377
00:15:40,304 --> 00:15:42,323
- They're the worst.
- Oh...
378
00:15:46,740 --> 00:15:48,627
Drew?
379
00:15:49,255 --> 00:15:53,604
Is it possible... that it's our fault?
380
00:15:53,629 --> 00:15:55,883
Oh, it is definitely our fault.
381
00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:58,721
Why do relationships have to be so hard?
382
00:15:58,746 --> 00:16:00,534
I have no idea.
383
00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:02,474
- It should just be like you and me.
- Yeah.
384
00:16:02,499 --> 00:16:04,105
I don't have to worry
about what I say to you.
385
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:05,323
- We get along great.
- Yeah.
386
00:16:05,348 --> 00:16:07,635
When you're not microwaving your bra.
387
00:16:07,660 --> 00:16:10,049
It makes my boobs cozy.
388
00:16:10,463 --> 00:16:12,252
You should really let me do your boxers.
389
00:16:12,277 --> 00:16:14,416
Your balls would be so happy.
390
00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:17,229
Yes, they'd like that.
They've had a tough year.
391
00:16:18,524 --> 00:16:20,690
See? This is how it should be.
392
00:16:20,715 --> 00:16:22,588
No drama, no pressure.
393
00:16:22,613 --> 00:16:25,096
Just two people where things are easy.
394
00:16:25,121 --> 00:16:28,912
Exactly. How come
everybody can't be like us?
395
00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:34,301
- Guess what!
- Oh, Norma.
396
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:35,723
I just invited my daughter
397
00:16:35,748 --> 00:16:37,840
on the cruise, and she said yes.
398
00:16:37,865 --> 00:16:39,028
Good for you.
399
00:16:39,053 --> 00:16:41,465
- I'm so glad you asked her.
- Yeah.
400
00:16:41,490 --> 00:16:43,637
Now we'll spend ten days rehashing
401
00:16:43,662 --> 00:16:46,230
all the terrible things
I did as a mother.
402
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:49,432
If I come back without her,
don't call Dateline.
403
00:16:49,703 --> 00:16:51,661
Then why are you doing this?
404
00:16:51,686 --> 00:16:53,514
Because this one made me see that
405
00:16:53,539 --> 00:16:55,551
if a relationship is important,
406
00:16:55,576 --> 00:16:57,356
you got to do the work.
407
00:16:57,381 --> 00:16:59,034
I'm very wise.
408
00:16:59,258 --> 00:17:00,738
Thank you, kiddo.
409
00:17:06,170 --> 00:17:08,083
I'm gonna text Adriana,
410
00:17:08,108 --> 00:17:09,870
let her know I'm thinking about her,
nothing more.
411
00:17:09,894 --> 00:17:11,692
Yeah, I'm gonna text Eli
and let him know
412
00:17:11,717 --> 00:17:13,020
I'm here whenever he's ready.
413
00:17:13,045 --> 00:17:14,076
Yeah, you should totally do that.
414
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,884
Yeah.
415
00:17:16,458 --> 00:17:17,880
Hey.
416
00:17:18,625 --> 00:17:20,348
Thanks.
417
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,897
For what?
418
00:17:22,316 --> 00:17:24,059
For just being you.
419
00:17:24,733 --> 00:17:26,075
You, too.
420
00:17:26,282 --> 00:17:30,067
And seriously, you should
throw away your toothbrush.
421
00:17:41,546 --> 00:17:42,721
Hi.
422
00:17:42,746 --> 00:17:44,778
My God, hey. You look great.
423
00:17:44,803 --> 00:17:46,042
Not that you looked bad last time.
424
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:48,083
You just look less bad.
425
00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:49,840
Oof, can I start over?
426
00:17:49,865 --> 00:17:51,606
You definitely should.
427
00:17:54,855 --> 00:17:56,434
Oh, my God, hey, you look great.
428
00:17:56,459 --> 00:17:57,722
Period. Nothing else.
429
00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:01,210
I'm feeling human again,
430
00:18:01,235 --> 00:18:03,063
and this human misses you.
431
00:18:06,028 --> 00:18:07,912
I'm sorry if I was a little harsh.
432
00:18:07,937 --> 00:18:11,381
Oh, no, I'm sorry
I wasn't listening to you.
433
00:18:11,671 --> 00:18:14,389
I just wanted to pack as much as I could
434
00:18:14,414 --> 00:18:15,928
into every moment.
435
00:18:15,953 --> 00:18:18,803
- Why? 'Cause I have the Big C?
- Well,
436
00:18:18,828 --> 00:18:21,443
if that "C" means "cute," then yes.
437
00:18:22,241 --> 00:18:24,381
It feels like you're
commemorating every moment
438
00:18:24,406 --> 00:18:26,342
because you don't think
I have that many left.
439
00:18:26,367 --> 00:18:27,623
Which might be true.
440
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,498
But don't keep reminding me.
441
00:18:29,523 --> 00:18:32,459
I just want our time
together to be special.
442
00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:34,865
It already is.
443
00:18:39,788 --> 00:18:41,975
Okay, so, uh, what do you want to do?
444
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,123
- Right now?
- Yeah.
445
00:18:44,543 --> 00:18:45,787
I would like to eat some
446
00:18:45,812 --> 00:18:47,988
serious junk food and
watch any television show
447
00:18:48,013 --> 00:18:49,498
where Brits politely tell people
448
00:18:49,523 --> 00:18:51,506
Their baking sucks.
449
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:53,202
"Your bread is underproofed."
450
00:18:54,398 --> 00:18:57,131
But I do have some chemo-healthy snacks
451
00:18:57,156 --> 00:18:58,679
- that I think would be better...
- Drew!
452
00:18:58,703 --> 00:19:01,009
How does two Hot Pockets
and a bag of Cheetos sound?
453
00:19:01,034 --> 00:19:03,717
See, now you're listening to me.
454
00:19:09,167 --> 00:19:10,198
Oh, no.
455
00:19:10,223 --> 00:19:12,979
Please don't tell me
you're a Postmates driver now.
456
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,948
No, but I did find a gig,
457
00:19:14,973 --> 00:19:17,080
and it pays me well
enough to buy you dinner.
458
00:19:17,471 --> 00:19:18,940
Whoa.
459
00:19:19,371 --> 00:19:21,291
Meat lovers?
460
00:19:21,316 --> 00:19:24,010
Must be some big gig.
461
00:19:24,035 --> 00:19:26,073
Well, maybe, eventually.
462
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:28,231
I'm starting a podcast
called Seahawk Nation
463
00:19:28,256 --> 00:19:29,604
with one of my old teammates.
464
00:19:29,629 --> 00:19:31,369
- That's so great.
- Mm-hmm.
465
00:19:31,394 --> 00:19:32,963
I know it's gonna be about sports,
466
00:19:32,988 --> 00:19:34,748
but if there's any way
that you can throw in
467
00:19:34,773 --> 00:19:37,229
some true crime,
I will definitely listen.
468
00:19:38,519 --> 00:19:40,217
Are you feeling better?
469
00:19:40,242 --> 00:19:41,651
Not yet.
470
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,026
Now I am.
471
00:19:47,350 --> 00:19:48,980
Look, I know you were
looking out for me,
472
00:19:49,005 --> 00:19:50,398
same as the dialysis crew,
473
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:52,773
so I'm gonna patch things
up with them tomorrow.
474
00:19:52,798 --> 00:19:54,777
With or without the kissing?
475
00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:56,792
Because I'm pretty sure
that Drew's gonna want
476
00:19:56,817 --> 00:19:58,675
to smooch a little.
477
00:19:58,700 --> 00:19:59,832
I'll play it by ear.
478
00:19:59,857 --> 00:20:01,332
Gonna thank them for their gesture
479
00:20:01,357 --> 00:20:03,433
- and take my ring back.
- Yeah!
480
00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:06,082
What are they gonna do
with a Super Bowl ring?
481
00:20:06,474 --> 00:20:09,449
And that, Amber,
is how I caught the pass
482
00:20:09,474 --> 00:20:11,128
that won the Super Bowl.
483
00:20:12,808 --> 00:20:14,285
All right.
484
00:20:17,748 --> 00:20:19,167
Oh, hey.
485
00:20:19,192 --> 00:20:20,541
Check this out.
486
00:20:25,429 --> 00:20:28,429
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