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FIRST OF JANUARY
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Hi.
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Good morning.
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Happy New Year!
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- What's your name again?
- Grzegorz.
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Dąbrowski.
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Junior detective.
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So? Ready to pop your cherry?
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Yes, sir.
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It smells terrible in here.
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You'll get used to it.
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I just have a weak stomach and…
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End of the world… My fault…
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All my friends are dead… Why?
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What do we have here?
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I'm sorry, I was just…
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It's just… my stomach and all…
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Thank you, sir.
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I'm fine now.
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Oh, God.
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Inspector, sir…
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Surely you took that paper
out of your own pocket? Right?
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Inspector, sir!
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Sir, we've just potentially
destroyed key evidence.
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We have to report this.
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Whoa.
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What the hell happened here, sir?
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To say it in a language you'd understand:
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an epic fail.
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- What?
- Never mind.
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For starters, tell me where
the parents were during this carnage.
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Holidaying at the Tatra mountains.
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Holidays at the mountains.
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How original.
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They went up a hill,
and everything went downhill from there.
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- See what I mean?
- Are you being funny?
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No, sir. I'm sorry.
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And where are they now?
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In hospital. The mother experienced
a psychogenic shock when they came home.
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She's now on medication.
So is the father. Under sedatives.
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He was suicidal.
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He can't forgive himself for
leaving a gun in the house.
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Is his gun licensed?
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Yes. He's an amateur collector.
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Passionate about guns, in general.
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What a mess.
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Oh, how did you end up here?
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Pretty thing… isn't it?
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Well, yes.
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What does it tell you, sir?
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That my wife will sure appreciate it.
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Come on.
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So we have both parents in hospital,
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their daughter in a drunk tank…
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- A youth shelter.
- And their son?
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Marek.
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- Is this Marek?
- This is Marek.
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Marek was home alone.
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Just like Kevin. Looks like
he threw a killer party, too.
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- What did I say about being funny?
- Not to go down that road.
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Write that down. That's rule number two.
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Looks like, due to being ball-gagged,
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this guy choked to death on his own vomit.
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What a terrible way to go.
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You may have heard
my last partner died in action.
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So what are you thinking, sir?
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Based on all the clues…
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I can summarize it as:
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Something went wrong.
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- Can we do this now?
- Yes.
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Come on.
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Take one, please.
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I always get a picture taken
with a new partner.
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THE DAY BEFORE
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- You excited?
- Yeah.
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I'll finally meet your friends.
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Yeah, Marek and all the rest.
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Cool.
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Something's wrong?
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Everything's fine.
I didn't sleep enough last night.
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My sleepyhead!
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Ugh! Get a room, you two!
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- Oliwia!
- Hi, pretty face.
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- What are you doing here?
- You thought you could hide from me?
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Mommy called me.
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She's over the moon about
her son coming back from college.
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- She gave us a lecture on her daughter.
- What did she say?
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Oh, you know,
the dangers of sleeping around,
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STDs and all that.
Great Christmas dinner conversation.
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Your drug use worries her.
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- What did you tell her?
- To panic more.
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Hi!
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Why her? She's not invited.
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You!
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You must be Angelica.
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This guy talks so much about you,
I even know your bra size.
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That's me, 34B!
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Here you go! She's also funny!
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- Hi, man.
- Hi.
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As a rule, you can go
anywhere but upstairs.
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My folks' rule. Bathroom's here.
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The living room is the party.
The kitchen, aka booze and food.
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Filip! Take a pic of us?
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Sure.
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That's Filip. Our party photographer.
Just came out of drug rehab.
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You were to keep it discreet.
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I told you before!
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The first step to recovery
is admitting you have a problem.
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Isn't he just great? Irreplaceable.
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Our lovely Marek.
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Filip… He just hit a rough patch
with drugs,
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but he's a really cool guy.
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A little oversensitive
or dramatic perhaps.
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But, you know, small and harmless.
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These two former lovebirds
are Anastasia and Jordan.
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They used to be happy,
but there's not much happiness left.
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She's more into spirituality,
he'd rather be another Post Malone.
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You promised to spend tonight with me!
You know how special this is to me.
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- Not now, babe.
- When then?
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Would you give me some space?
I'm trying to focus on essentials here.
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You're distracting me.
We'll hang out later!
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Right…
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This is Jacques. He's French.
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- A Mormon, apparently.
- A Mormon?
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Two missionaries knocked
on my door yesterday.
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I took them for Jehovah's witnesses.
started yelling at them, as you do.
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But in fact they came 'cause
they found my lost wallet.
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Get it? If a God exists,
He must totally like me.
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So for good karma, in order to thank them,
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I invited them to the party.
Only he showed up.
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He can't speak much Polish but he's OK.
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What was that?
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Check out these two.
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Robert and Rafał.
They're like Jay and Silent Bob.
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Always reaching for the stars, end up
jerking off to someone's mother's picture.
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Stock comic relief.
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They wouldn't get pussy at the BunnyRanch.
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Now, on the flip side,
here's lover boy Dariusz.
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Hot chicks always swarm around him.
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Are you two sisters or something?
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- Yes!
- Yeah?
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Astral sisters.
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He started with the kindergarten ladies.
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Every superhero has his origin story.
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And, as you know, with great power
comes great responsibility.
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Hey! You piece of shit!
You're with some skanks?
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- Shut up, bitches!
- Renia, don't.
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- Peace!
- Easy, girls.
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- Who are these fucking sluts?
- What are you doing here?
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Well, you said we needed a break.
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Right, a break.
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A break doesn't mean
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you can go around
fucking any slut you see.
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It does too. Besides, what sluts?
See how cool they are.
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Baby… you said we were great.
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- We are great together!
- Wrong, Pinky.
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We fucked once, and you've been
dogging me for two months.
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- Three months!
- Exactly.
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Man, what the fuck?
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I let you piss on me!
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Big deal, everyone pisses on
everyone else now.
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Come on, these days it's like kissing.
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- No pissing on me!
- Bummer.
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- On me neither!
- Come on, girls.
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She's just being ridiculous. It'll pass.
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Bye!
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Pinky, calm down!
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Listen to me, you loon.
We are done now. OK?
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Finished. Single. Kaput. Game over.
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There's the door.
Get out and let me live for once.
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I hope you choke! And die!
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Hey, Daro!
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Quit joking around.
You'll attract bad aura.
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Come on, the party's just begun!
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You know I'd never piss on you.
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I know.
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How cute, you two. Romeo and Juliet.
OK, guys, have fun. Enjoy the party.
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Men are pigs!
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- So you like it?
- Do I like whom?
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- The necklace.
- Ah, yes, it's very nice.
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- You don't like it.
- I do like it!
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I still have the receipt,
we can return it.
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Paweł, it's really beautiful.
Come on, relax.
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Who's this now?
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- Hello, Marek!
- My man!
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- This is Gloria. And this is Marek.
- Hello.
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What a surprise.
Have you been dating long?
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- Three months.
- We're not dating.
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I mean…
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We've been meeting for a few months.
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But we're not an item, we're not dating.
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No, we're not doing that at all.
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I mean, we are doing that,
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but we're not
in a relationship. It's not...
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- Got any drinks?
- Sure.
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- What would you like?
- Wine.
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Wine…
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You know, I don't think so.
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But we have champagne.
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For the midnight toast,
but it's yours if you want it.
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Of course I want it!
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Wonderful.
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Wonderful.
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So how did you two meet?
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We met at a funeral.
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Cool!
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I mean not cool for… you know who.
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Relax.
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- Who kicked the bucket?
- Bogdan!
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Jordan! Not Bogdan.
How many times must I tell you?
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Paweł's grandma died.
I knew her daughter… His mother.
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It's amazing! The way the universe
brings people together.
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You wanna play?
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Sure.
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When you eliminate clutter from life,
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you create space for the universe
to unite kindred spirits,
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like the two of you.
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So you're saying his grandmother died
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to make room for Gloria?
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Stop being so basic!
When something bad happens in life,
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then something good comes out of that.
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I see. Like The Lion King
The circle of life.
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Yes, like The Lion King. Exactly.
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The circle of life symbolizes
the sacred and divine universe.
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- Universe, shmuniverse. Let's play!
- I'm telling you.
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- Damn.
- It was close.
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Gloria, you're only meant to
drink after he scores!
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That's the spirit!
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You two probably match
in astrology as well.
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What are your signs?
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- I'm…
- Wait, let me guess.
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You are…
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a Gemini.
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- And Gloria must be…
- I know!
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Gloria is a Siren.
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- An Aquarius. She's an Aquarius.
- Paweł, let's dance!
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Right now, I don't quite…
I don't feel like it.
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So now dancing goes on
the growing list of things you don't do?
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We can still…
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So you're saying…
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you can tap her without having to commit?
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Pretty much.
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Damn.
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I'd kill a grandma, too,
if someone took her place.
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Jerk!
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There's just one thing, man.
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When she drinks, she goes crazy.
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She loses control.
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Man, this is great! Bitches be crazy.
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I guess. It's just…
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She's kinda keeping me at a distance.
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Everything's fine,
we get along really well.
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She's very smart.
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And then, there's the sex.
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Good?
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Hang on…
257
00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:42,833
I sense from you
a flow of positive energy.
258
00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:44,958
Are you in love?
259
00:16:45,041 --> 00:16:47,333
What a loser! You're in love?
260
00:16:47,416 --> 00:16:49,291
No way, man. Which reminds me:
261
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,791
They're in love, hah! Rah-rah-rah-rah!
262
00:16:52,958 --> 00:16:57,833
Man, my track will blow you away.
A sure hit, let me play it for you.
263
00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:08,166
Fuck!
264
00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:38,250
To be great is to go on…
265
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:41,041
To go on is to go far…
266
00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:43,958
To go far is to be brave…
267
00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:45,958
To be great is to go on…
268
00:17:46,041 --> 00:17:47,833
To go on is to go far…
269
00:17:47,916 --> 00:17:50,708
To go far is to be brave…
270
00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:04,666
- Hi, hello.
- Hi!
271
00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:08,458
Look, I did something kinda stupid.
272
00:18:08,541 --> 00:18:11,250
I spilt some booze on your camera.
273
00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:12,708
Oh.
274
00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:15,666
Sorry. I feel like an idiot.
275
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:18,875
Well, don't. It should be OK.
276
00:18:18,958 --> 00:18:21,083
- All good, don't worry.
- Yeah?
277
00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:23,166
- Yeah, it works.
- Cool!
278
00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:26,708
Then how about…
you join me for a joint?
279
00:18:26,791 --> 00:18:27,833
A peace pipe.
280
00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:31,166
You know what? I can't.
281
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:33,750
- You can't?
- I really shouldn't.
282
00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:35,541
You can't or you shouldn't?
283
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:40,083
Not that I don't want to,
because I do, I totally would…
284
00:18:40,875 --> 00:18:43,500
The forbidden fruit is the sweetest.
285
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:46,916
I know.
286
00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:50,166
Quit the bullshit, let's go.
287
00:18:54,541 --> 00:18:56,458
Moretti's Pizza, best pizza in town.
288
00:18:56,541 --> 00:18:58,416
Really? That good?
289
00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:01,333
Best pizza in town.
290
00:19:01,416 --> 00:19:02,708
No kidding.
291
00:19:02,791 --> 00:19:04,875
Working on New Year's Eve sucks, huh?
292
00:19:06,791 --> 00:19:08,041
A little bit.
293
00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:10,000
I'd hang myself if I were you.
294
00:19:11,958 --> 00:19:13,625
OK, it'll be 560.
295
00:19:13,708 --> 00:19:16,125
Whoa! Does that include a stripper?
296
00:19:16,208 --> 00:19:18,958
Is she in these boxes?
Gonna jump right out?
297
00:19:19,041 --> 00:19:19,916
No.
298
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,666
- Are you the stripper?
- No.
299
00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:23,791
Relax, it's a joke.
300
00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:25,708
Your sense of humor froze up?
301
00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:27,541
Can you just pay me?
302
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:30,250
You know what,
I don't have any money on me.
303
00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:32,500
Can you wait a second?
304
00:19:33,625 --> 00:19:36,000
Driver 4, where are you?
Driver 4, answer.
305
00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:38,833
- I'm in a real hurry.
- Sure.
306
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:42,333
I'll be quick as a…
as something that's really quick.
307
00:19:42,416 --> 00:19:43,958
Just be quick, yeah?
308
00:19:45,208 --> 00:19:46,333
I'll be back.
309
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:49,500
OK.
310
00:19:50,583 --> 00:19:52,541
Got it?
311
00:19:53,541 --> 00:19:55,125
I'll think of a better one.
312
00:20:03,291 --> 00:20:06,291
- You mentioned a guitar?
- Sure! I'll bring it in a sec.
313
00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:37,083
French poodle.
314
00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:49,083
RAFAŁ: I CAN'T WAIT ANYMORE! BATHROOM?
315
00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:51,458
CUPCAKE: MIDNIGHT. UPSTAIRS. BE READY!
316
00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:53,250
Why all this texting?
317
00:20:53,791 --> 00:20:55,833
I'm texting this… chick.
318
00:20:58,375 --> 00:20:59,458
A chick?
319
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,125
Yeah, right.
320
00:21:02,208 --> 00:21:05,000
- I wonder who would text you.
- Your mother.
321
00:21:08,916 --> 00:21:10,541
Speaking of MILFs…
322
00:21:12,583 --> 00:21:14,541
- Check her out.
- Yeah.
323
00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:17,666
What a hottie.
324
00:21:18,666 --> 00:21:19,958
Right?
325
00:21:20,041 --> 00:21:21,041
What a…
326
00:21:21,625 --> 00:21:22,875
slut!
327
00:21:22,958 --> 00:21:24,083
Uh-huh.
328
00:21:25,041 --> 00:21:26,666
Let's go fuck her.
329
00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:28,041
What?
330
00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:29,458
Let's fuck her!
331
00:21:30,666 --> 00:21:31,916
Sure, except…
332
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,666
it's not just gonna happen
if we keep standing around.
333
00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:36,750
So?
334
00:21:36,791 --> 00:21:38,666
- Move it.
- You first!
335
00:21:39,875 --> 00:21:43,208
- I was first last time.
- Me, twice before. It's your turn.
336
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,250
Are you chickening out?
337
00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:46,708
Who? Me?
338
00:21:46,791 --> 00:21:47,791
You got no balls.
339
00:21:47,833 --> 00:21:49,291
No balls, me?!
340
00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:50,500
I'm going!
341
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:15,958
Yo, dude.
342
00:22:16,541 --> 00:22:17,541
Huh?
343
00:22:18,041 --> 00:22:20,916
I wonder why we need chicks at all…
344
00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:22,750
when there's pizza.
345
00:22:23,666 --> 00:22:26,166
They are probably for other things.
346
00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:27,250
Don't you think?
347
00:22:27,291 --> 00:22:31,166
Right. Laundry, cleaning. Cooking.
348
00:22:32,541 --> 00:22:34,875
Although you can order that too.
349
00:22:42,375 --> 00:22:44,333
Well, what do you think?
350
00:22:46,916 --> 00:22:49,875
We met two years ago.
You're proposing already?
351
00:22:49,958 --> 00:22:51,416
Please, stop.
352
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,250
You made me tear up.
353
00:22:53,333 --> 00:22:54,708
Very funny.
354
00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:57,541
You're showing me a ring.
What's this?
355
00:22:57,625 --> 00:22:59,625
I'm proposing to Angelica tonight.
356
00:23:01,041 --> 00:23:02,750
The fuck's wrong with you?
357
00:23:03,458 --> 00:23:04,291
How's it going?
358
00:23:04,375 --> 00:23:06,125
- What?
- You know…
359
00:23:07,541 --> 00:23:09,416
Anything getting better?
360
00:23:10,375 --> 00:23:11,375
Jesus…
361
00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:13,541
I only told you because I was drunk.
362
00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:16,083
Honey, I'm asking for your sake!
363
00:23:16,166 --> 00:23:18,375
I've thought it through. It's time.
364
00:23:18,458 --> 00:23:20,500
- She's great.
- Thought it through?
365
00:23:20,583 --> 00:23:22,833
- It's been ten months…
- Ten months?
366
00:23:23,583 --> 00:23:24,791
How many times?
367
00:23:25,958 --> 00:23:27,583
You mean…
368
00:23:27,666 --> 00:23:28,708
Sex good?
369
00:23:28,791 --> 00:23:30,666
- Nooky nice?
- Awesome.
370
00:23:30,750 --> 00:23:33,041
How many times… you know?
371
00:23:33,125 --> 00:23:34,208
I don't.
372
00:23:34,291 --> 00:23:35,791
Give it more thought.
373
00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:38,333
How many times did he make you come?
374
00:23:40,291 --> 00:23:42,541
I don't know. A few?
375
00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:46,125
Fuck. Never!
376
00:23:46,208 --> 00:23:47,458
I love her, Darek.
377
00:23:49,791 --> 00:23:51,750
Me, I love pepperoni pizza.
378
00:23:51,833 --> 00:23:55,125
How do I know?
Because I tried different varieties.
379
00:23:56,416 --> 00:23:57,416
Hawaiian…
380
00:23:59,125 --> 00:24:00,583
Or capricciosa.
381
00:24:00,666 --> 00:24:02,458
Which is kind of boring.
382
00:24:02,541 --> 00:24:04,208
There's pizza with tuna.
383
00:24:04,291 --> 00:24:05,291
Or vegetarian.
384
00:24:06,375 --> 00:24:07,750
Quattro formaggi.
385
00:24:07,833 --> 00:24:11,083
You've tried one,
the first one to come along.
386
00:24:11,166 --> 00:24:13,666
One bite and you go, "Wow, amazing!"
387
00:24:13,750 --> 00:24:16,250
Dump his ass, girl. Go fuck an athlete.
388
00:24:16,333 --> 00:24:18,500
How can you say that? He's your brother!
389
00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:21,208
So? Are you gonna get married?
To fill the void?
390
00:24:21,291 --> 00:24:23,875
You have one baby, then another,
391
00:24:23,958 --> 00:24:26,041
because two are easier to bring up.
392
00:24:27,250 --> 00:24:30,166
He works constantly
to earn money for both your problems.
393
00:24:30,833 --> 00:24:35,625
You realize that asshole
can't fill the void you feel.
394
00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:37,666
So you whack him with an ax.
395
00:24:38,375 --> 00:24:39,625
See?
396
00:24:39,708 --> 00:24:41,000
I'm looking out for him.
397
00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:44,375
Aren't you full of that pizza?
398
00:24:44,958 --> 00:24:47,000
- What?
- You're almost 30!
399
00:24:47,083 --> 00:24:49,166
Chasing teens on New Year's Eve?
400
00:24:49,250 --> 00:24:50,875
Cut the crap.
401
00:24:50,958 --> 00:24:52,958
Get your shit together. Settle down.
402
00:24:53,041 --> 00:24:56,333
Jesus, dude. It doesn't work that way.
403
00:24:56,416 --> 00:25:00,000
"I wanna marry me a woman,
let me have one now."
404
00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:03,166
There's still time.
Why am I wasting my breath?
405
00:25:03,250 --> 00:25:04,458
Where's your chick?
406
00:25:08,083 --> 00:25:10,541
- The blonde.
- Where?
407
00:25:11,916 --> 00:25:13,166
Daniel!
408
00:25:14,083 --> 00:25:17,708
Damn, pizza margherita!
409
00:25:17,791 --> 00:25:19,750
Now I get it.
410
00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:23,875
And the other one?
The one talking to her?
411
00:25:23,958 --> 00:25:26,250
- Who is that?
- That is my sister.
412
00:25:26,333 --> 00:25:28,458
You have a sister? No way.
413
00:25:29,250 --> 00:25:31,041
The one with the reindeer?
414
00:25:46,541 --> 00:25:48,000
Hey, have you seen Gloria?
415
00:25:48,916 --> 00:25:50,083
- Who?
- Gloria.
416
00:25:50,166 --> 00:25:51,416
An older lady.
417
00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:52,916
Gloria, Gloria…
418
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,375
Gloria. yes.
419
00:25:54,458 --> 00:25:56,666
Yeah, of course!
420
00:25:56,750 --> 00:25:58,166
Where?
421
00:25:58,250 --> 00:25:59,458
Everywhere!
422
00:26:00,708 --> 00:26:01,708
Everywhere.
423
00:26:07,750 --> 00:26:08,791
So?
424
00:26:10,625 --> 00:26:13,333
- Think your friend's gonna deliver?
- Rafał?
425
00:26:13,416 --> 00:26:15,875
Yeah, for sure.
426
00:26:15,958 --> 00:26:18,541
You can count on him. He's a solid guy.
427
00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:25,208
Did you get it?
428
00:26:27,625 --> 00:26:28,625
I did.
429
00:26:28,708 --> 00:26:31,166
Damn, you're good!
430
00:26:31,250 --> 00:26:32,500
- Here.
- Great!
431
00:26:32,583 --> 00:26:36,750
What an express courier, too!
432
00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:44,208
- What a nice surprise!
- Be sure to give it back.
433
00:26:45,416 --> 00:26:46,750
Please…
434
00:26:46,833 --> 00:26:48,333
OK!
435
00:26:50,583 --> 00:26:52,083
Where did you get it?
436
00:26:52,166 --> 00:26:55,291
It's calcium.
Found it in the kitchen and ground it.
437
00:26:55,375 --> 00:26:56,541
What the fuck?
438
00:26:56,625 --> 00:27:00,083
- I told you to get some real shit!
- Do I look like Pablo Escobar?
439
00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:05,791
Whoa!
440
00:27:07,083 --> 00:27:08,708
My, how I missed that.
441
00:27:10,375 --> 00:27:12,375
I haven't done this since…
442
00:27:13,458 --> 00:27:15,166
1995?
443
00:27:15,833 --> 00:27:17,083
My God.
444
00:27:17,166 --> 00:27:20,791
It's just that… it used to hit me
in a different way.
445
00:27:25,291 --> 00:27:27,583
OK.
446
00:27:27,666 --> 00:27:29,458
My sweet boys!
447
00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:34,166
What would you like to do with me then?
448
00:27:34,250 --> 00:27:35,416
Well…
449
00:27:37,125 --> 00:27:38,125
Yeah?
450
00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:41,541
We'd like to…
451
00:27:42,583 --> 00:27:43,833
have some sex.
452
00:27:43,916 --> 00:27:46,291
Whoa, hold your horses!
453
00:27:47,416 --> 00:27:48,708
What's your name again?
454
00:27:49,375 --> 00:27:50,250
Rafał.
455
00:27:50,333 --> 00:27:52,250
Rafał.
456
00:27:52,916 --> 00:27:54,458
Rafałek.
457
00:27:54,541 --> 00:27:56,416
What would you like to do to me?
458
00:27:56,958 --> 00:27:58,583
Well…
459
00:28:00,166 --> 00:28:01,458
Mad positions.
460
00:28:02,125 --> 00:28:04,000
Awesome. Which ones?
461
00:28:05,958 --> 00:28:07,000
From behind.
462
00:28:07,083 --> 00:28:08,666
My favorite!
463
00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:10,250
OK. Demonstrate how, please.
464
00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:16,750
No, love. Demonstrate on him.
465
00:28:16,833 --> 00:28:17,875
What?
466
00:28:17,958 --> 00:28:20,458
Just show me what you would do to me.
467
00:28:20,541 --> 00:28:21,625
Except on him.
468
00:28:22,166 --> 00:28:23,625
- How?
- Just show me.
469
00:28:23,708 --> 00:28:25,583
What the fuck? What are you doing?
470
00:28:26,250 --> 00:28:27,500
Hang on a second.
471
00:28:27,583 --> 00:28:29,541
- We do no such things.
- Come on, boys!
472
00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:31,583
Hang on, we do no such things!
473
00:28:31,666 --> 00:28:33,208
It's just between us, right?
474
00:28:33,291 --> 00:28:36,083
I've seen those movies.
It always ends up badly.
475
00:28:36,166 --> 00:28:38,541
- What's your favorite position?
- Mine?
476
00:28:39,125 --> 00:28:41,875
The one where he's not touching me.
That one's awesome.
477
00:28:41,958 --> 00:28:43,000
OK.
478
00:28:43,958 --> 00:28:46,125
But…
479
00:28:49,125 --> 00:28:50,375
No pressure.
480
00:28:50,458 --> 00:28:51,625
No, wait!
481
00:29:04,083 --> 00:29:05,666
I see that…
482
00:29:05,750 --> 00:29:08,541
you're quite handy with that.
483
00:29:08,625 --> 00:29:10,375
You're a real pro.
484
00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:12,750
So… You're a photographer?
485
00:29:13,875 --> 00:29:18,916
Not quite. It's more of a hobby, really.
A distraction.
486
00:29:19,625 --> 00:29:21,291
Distraction from what?
487
00:29:21,916 --> 00:29:23,791
From reality, I guess.
488
00:29:23,875 --> 00:29:26,708
Did you take any good photos today?
489
00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:28,666
I did.
490
00:29:30,166 --> 00:29:31,916
- Show me.
- No.
491
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,166
- Come on, show me.
- No.
492
00:29:33,958 --> 00:29:38,666
They need some final touches.
Red eye removal, things like that.
493
00:29:38,750 --> 00:29:40,958
Are you trying to hide something from me?
494
00:29:41,041 --> 00:29:42,250
No, why?
495
00:29:43,291 --> 00:29:44,375
Are you sure?
496
00:29:44,458 --> 00:29:45,916
Yes, I'm sure.
497
00:29:47,333 --> 00:29:49,208
OK, let me take a guess here.
498
00:29:56,375 --> 00:29:57,750
You…
499
00:29:58,916 --> 00:30:00,000
are…
500
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,041
a Libra.
501
00:30:03,250 --> 00:30:04,416
Libra, yeah.
502
00:30:05,708 --> 00:30:07,916
- Nice. A lucky guess.
- Lucky guess?
503
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,541
How else would you know?
504
00:30:09,625 --> 00:30:12,208
No, no. I can read people.
505
00:30:12,291 --> 00:30:13,708
And I read you, too.
506
00:30:13,791 --> 00:30:16,125
You're hiding a lot under your hard shell.
507
00:30:16,708 --> 00:30:19,083
You're still young.
But you've gone through…
508
00:30:19,666 --> 00:30:20,875
some…
509
00:30:20,958 --> 00:30:22,250
relationship.
510
00:30:22,791 --> 00:30:24,791
A rough relationship.
511
00:30:24,875 --> 00:30:28,541
Which cut you so deep
that you still haven't gotten over it.
512
00:30:29,583 --> 00:30:32,250
So you're suffering.
Not because of a girl,
513
00:30:32,875 --> 00:30:34,541
but because of a relationship…
514
00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:36,250
with your parents.
515
00:30:37,541 --> 00:30:41,875
So… you've been distancing yourself
from the reality
516
00:30:41,958 --> 00:30:44,166
and you've had enough. How am I doing?
517
00:30:44,750 --> 00:30:48,125
Not bad. I'm impressed.
But it's difficult.
518
00:30:48,958 --> 00:30:50,875
See, I told you. I have a gift!
519
00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:53,125
OK, my turn.
520
00:30:54,750 --> 00:30:57,500
Give me your hand. A rectangular palm…
521
00:30:57,583 --> 00:30:59,583
with short, slender fingers.
522
00:30:59,666 --> 00:31:01,125
OK.
523
00:31:01,708 --> 00:31:05,750
This is a hand
typical of someone who is fire.
524
00:31:05,833 --> 00:31:10,541
Who is fiercely individualist.
A quick-tempered individualist.
525
00:31:10,625 --> 00:31:15,166
Perhaps a little impatient.
Perhaps a little intolerant.
526
00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:19,500
- Oh, boy.
- What?
527
00:31:20,375 --> 00:31:22,083
You have a broken life line.
528
00:31:22,875 --> 00:31:28,000
So you also had an experience
that impacted your life choices.
529
00:31:28,791 --> 00:31:31,291
And the two X's here… See?
530
00:31:32,416 --> 00:31:36,916
They indicate you may have experienced
a personal betrayal.
531
00:31:39,125 --> 00:31:41,208
And you are an Aquarius.
532
00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:47,291
How did you know all this?
533
00:31:47,958 --> 00:31:49,166
I have a gift.
534
00:31:50,291 --> 00:31:53,000
You know what they say?
535
00:31:53,583 --> 00:31:54,916
Aquarius and Libra…
536
00:31:55,583 --> 00:31:57,500
tend to feel very free
537
00:31:57,583 --> 00:32:00,583
in expressing their sexual desires.
538
00:32:00,666 --> 00:32:02,916
- Is that so?
- Um-hum. It's a shame.
539
00:32:04,166 --> 00:32:07,125
Who knows what could happen
in a parallel universe,
540
00:32:07,208 --> 00:32:08,833
where we are both single.
541
00:32:10,666 --> 00:32:11,875
Are you ready?
542
00:32:11,958 --> 00:32:13,041
Yes.
543
00:32:14,416 --> 00:32:15,625
For what?
544
00:32:16,916 --> 00:32:18,291
For lighting up!
545
00:32:21,875 --> 00:32:24,458
- What are you looking for?
- I forgot a lighter.
546
00:32:24,541 --> 00:32:26,000
Well, maybe it's a sign?
547
00:32:27,333 --> 00:32:29,416
That we shouldn't smoke.
548
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,541
- Do the honors.
- You go first.
549
00:32:33,625 --> 00:32:35,041
Come on, you'll loosen up.
550
00:32:35,125 --> 00:32:36,875
I'm already loose, really.
551
00:32:36,958 --> 00:32:38,500
I see how tense you are.
552
00:32:49,583 --> 00:32:50,666
Hold this.
553
00:32:52,208 --> 00:32:53,666
What's this?
554
00:32:57,583 --> 00:32:59,166
Some kind of key.
555
00:33:02,083 --> 00:33:03,250
Step aside.
556
00:33:19,958 --> 00:33:21,500
Oh, fuck.
557
00:33:27,166 --> 00:33:28,666
What are you doing?
558
00:33:29,875 --> 00:33:31,416
Stop pointing at me.
559
00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:33,625
Don't do that. I don't like it.
560
00:33:34,458 --> 00:33:36,250
- Come on.
- This is awesome!
561
00:33:36,333 --> 00:33:38,000
I've always wanted to shoot.
562
00:33:38,083 --> 00:33:41,666
You don't even know how to hold it.
Do you want me to show you?
563
00:33:43,208 --> 00:33:45,166
How come you're a gun expert?
564
00:33:45,250 --> 00:33:47,166
My dad showed me the ropes.
565
00:33:47,250 --> 00:33:50,333
And I always wanted to learn.
What a coincidence!
566
00:33:50,416 --> 00:33:52,916
Perhaps it isn't a coincidence.
567
00:33:55,916 --> 00:33:58,625
Aim there. At that snowman. Seems safe.
568
00:33:59,166 --> 00:34:00,875
So you prefer safe?
569
00:34:01,416 --> 00:34:03,083
Not always.
570
00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:05,083
Shoulders straight.
571
00:34:05,166 --> 00:34:07,250
- Like this?
- Yes.
572
00:34:07,875 --> 00:34:09,958
Feet at your shoulders' width.
573
00:34:10,041 --> 00:34:11,250
Like this?
574
00:34:12,166 --> 00:34:13,666
Mm-hmm.
575
00:34:13,750 --> 00:34:16,666
Here you can relax…
576
00:34:17,958 --> 00:34:19,000
Yes.
577
00:34:19,666 --> 00:34:21,958
Now cock the gun.
578
00:34:25,125 --> 00:34:26,958
And now…
579
00:34:28,208 --> 00:34:30,750
Release the trigger.
580
00:34:41,166 --> 00:34:42,625
Very nice.
581
00:34:42,708 --> 00:34:44,708
You got it, Rafał!
582
00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:46,375
- Slap him on the ass.
- What?
583
00:34:46,458 --> 00:34:47,666
Slap him!
584
00:34:48,208 --> 00:34:50,291
Harder! Oh, yeah!
585
00:34:50,375 --> 00:34:51,708
Grab his hair.
586
00:35:06,416 --> 00:35:07,875
Yes!
587
00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:25,125
Yes, Filip! It's what the universe wanted!
588
00:35:29,041 --> 00:35:30,125
Sorry.
589
00:35:33,750 --> 00:35:34,625
What was that?
590
00:35:34,708 --> 00:35:35,791
Great, Rafał!
591
00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:40,625
OK, keep doing it, come on!
592
00:35:40,708 --> 00:35:42,000
What was that?
593
00:35:43,916 --> 00:35:44,958
What are you doing?
594
00:35:45,041 --> 00:35:46,250
- Recording?
- No, no…
595
00:35:46,333 --> 00:35:47,916
- Delete it!
- It's for you!
596
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:52,208
Of course I'll delete it!
Jesus. OK, it's off.
597
00:35:52,291 --> 00:35:53,583
Continue.
598
00:35:56,291 --> 00:35:59,500
Angelica, you are the best thing
that ever happened to me.
599
00:36:00,541 --> 00:36:03,125
When I met you…
600
00:36:03,916 --> 00:36:07,208
my world turned 180 degrees.
601
00:36:07,291 --> 00:36:09,041
It changed forever.
602
00:36:10,916 --> 00:36:13,125
You're the best thing…
Already said that…
603
00:36:13,750 --> 00:36:15,333
…I love you.
604
00:36:21,708 --> 00:36:23,458
Hello? Yes, Mom?
605
00:36:24,041 --> 00:36:26,833
What do you mean you're hungry?
I made you sandwiches.
606
00:36:28,041 --> 00:36:29,916
Okay. Open the corner shelf.
607
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:33,583
You'll find a deep green pot.
608
00:36:33,666 --> 00:36:36,291
Take that, and drop pierogis in.
609
00:36:37,166 --> 00:36:38,500
- Driver 4, come in.
- Fuck!
610
00:36:38,583 --> 00:36:41,333
- Where are you?
- Not you, Mom. Sorry.
611
00:36:50,541 --> 00:36:52,791
Ah, screw it.
612
00:36:56,208 --> 00:36:58,208
Please, girls, put this on, will you?
613
00:36:58,291 --> 00:37:03,041
Come on, this will blow you away.
It's gonna be a hit with a capital H!
614
00:37:03,125 --> 00:37:04,416
No way.
615
00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:06,750
You won't regret it, you'll see.
616
00:37:06,833 --> 00:37:09,625
Fuck, here we go again.
She drinks, then disappears!
617
00:37:09,708 --> 00:37:12,000
Your chick ran away
into someone else's arms?
618
00:37:12,083 --> 00:37:15,791
That could never happen to me.
Anastasia knows her place.
619
00:37:24,666 --> 00:37:25,791
What happened?
620
00:37:26,458 --> 00:37:27,500
Fuck.
621
00:37:29,041 --> 00:37:30,291
Anastasia!
622
00:37:30,958 --> 00:37:32,541
Oh, no.
623
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,541
Oh, fuck… Marek!
624
00:37:49,791 --> 00:37:52,416
Oh, fuck.
625
00:37:53,208 --> 00:37:55,541
Oh, no.
626
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,208
OK.
627
00:38:08,708 --> 00:38:11,333
I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere!
628
00:38:15,250 --> 00:38:16,666
- Hey!
- Hi!
629
00:38:16,750 --> 00:38:19,083
Did you hear that bang?
What was that?
630
00:38:19,166 --> 00:38:22,916
What bang? No, I heard nothing.
Maybe the Germans are coming?
631
00:38:25,291 --> 00:38:26,750
What happened here, man?
632
00:38:26,833 --> 00:38:29,125
Nothing.
633
00:38:29,208 --> 00:38:30,791
Is he dead?
634
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,000
Yes, he's dead drunk!
635
00:38:35,583 --> 00:38:37,125
And now he's resting!
636
00:38:37,208 --> 00:38:38,958
God, all this blood…
637
00:38:39,041 --> 00:38:40,875
Is this blood?
638
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,000
It's ketchup.
639
00:38:44,083 --> 00:38:45,791
This makes no sense.
640
00:38:45,875 --> 00:38:48,791
What do you mean, no sense?
641
00:38:48,875 --> 00:38:50,208
Ketchup.
642
00:38:50,791 --> 00:38:52,625
Pizza… Wine.
643
00:38:53,291 --> 00:38:54,166
Vodka.
644
00:38:54,250 --> 00:38:56,458
And that's how it ends. Right, Marek?
645
00:38:56,541 --> 00:38:59,833
Come, buddy. Let's lie down.
You'll sleep it off.
646
00:38:59,916 --> 00:39:02,791
- Anastasia, come along, will you?
- I'm a killer.
647
00:39:03,708 --> 00:39:04,916
I'm a killer.
648
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,416
Shouldn't we call an ambulance?
649
00:39:07,500 --> 00:39:11,041
No! He just needs to rest.
650
00:39:11,125 --> 00:39:13,750
In eternal peace. Amen.
651
00:39:13,833 --> 00:39:15,958
You two have a sick sense of humor.
652
00:39:16,041 --> 00:39:17,708
Hey, girl! Are you OK?
653
00:39:17,791 --> 00:39:20,250
- Everything's A-OK.
- What happened?
654
00:39:20,333 --> 00:39:23,250
We're just playing a game.
655
00:39:23,333 --> 00:39:25,000
Jackson Pollock! Holy fuck.
656
00:39:31,500 --> 00:39:33,083
The fuck's wrong with you?
657
00:39:34,375 --> 00:39:35,875
Do you wanna go to prison?
658
00:39:36,833 --> 00:39:39,458
No, no. There has to be an explanation.
659
00:39:40,250 --> 00:39:43,416
Yes! We just experienced
a moment of karmic connection.
660
00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:45,416
This was all meant to happen.
661
00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:48,625
This is no joke! We have
a real fucking problem to deal with!
662
00:39:48,708 --> 00:39:52,166
What problem exactly?
This is what the universe wanted.
663
00:39:52,250 --> 00:39:54,666
A test of strength
of our potential relationship.
664
00:39:54,750 --> 00:39:55,750
Come on!
665
00:39:57,208 --> 00:39:59,333
Let's… let's retrace our steps.
666
00:39:59,416 --> 00:40:00,833
You invited me upstairs.
667
00:40:00,916 --> 00:40:03,041
- No!
- You took a gazillion pics of me.
668
00:40:03,125 --> 00:40:06,750
Filip, that was no art. It was foreplay.
669
00:40:06,833 --> 00:40:11,208
Anastasia! Wake up! The position of
Mercury has nothing to do with it!
670
00:40:11,291 --> 00:40:14,666
Neither does the angle of Betelgeuse
to the constellation Aquila,
671
00:40:14,750 --> 00:40:16,541
nor any other cosmological shit!
672
00:40:17,166 --> 00:40:18,833
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah!
673
00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:22,916
And when you read my palm,
divining my life? What was that?
674
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:26,125
Energy. We exchanged vibrations.
675
00:40:26,208 --> 00:40:27,833
- It makes sense!
- It was him.
676
00:40:27,916 --> 00:40:30,083
He told me about you.
How you feel neglected.
677
00:40:30,166 --> 00:40:33,083
How Jordan only thinks of his
rapper's career, ignoring you.
678
00:40:33,166 --> 00:40:35,125
How cosmic and great you are.
679
00:40:35,208 --> 00:40:37,708
So I used those things.
I just spiced them up.
680
00:40:37,791 --> 00:40:40,333
With horoscope shit
which could apply to anyone.
681
00:40:40,416 --> 00:40:45,958
That's it. It was all bullshit.
Got it? Just bullshit!
682
00:40:46,041 --> 00:40:47,083
Aquarius!
683
00:40:47,166 --> 00:40:49,041
How did you know I was Aquarius?
684
00:40:49,125 --> 00:40:52,041
Fuck if I know! I just guessed.
685
00:40:52,125 --> 00:40:54,125
Plus, my mother's an Aquarius, too.
686
00:40:54,208 --> 00:40:56,541
And you know what?
You remind me of her.
687
00:40:56,625 --> 00:40:58,500
You're the same kind of whack!
688
00:40:59,750 --> 00:41:02,208
Liar. You're a liar.
689
00:41:02,291 --> 00:41:04,625
I'm sorry, I just wanted to fuck you.
690
00:41:12,333 --> 00:41:15,208
You dickhead! How could you?!
691
00:41:15,291 --> 00:41:19,125
Why would the universe trick me so?
I saw all the signs around me!
692
00:41:19,208 --> 00:41:21,833
- Calm down!
- Let go of me!
693
00:41:21,916 --> 00:41:22,916
Gloria!
694
00:41:24,791 --> 00:41:28,625
Have we got a treat for you, honey!
695
00:41:28,708 --> 00:41:29,958
PSYCHEDELIC MUSHROOMS
696
00:41:30,041 --> 00:41:32,083
Nom, nom, nom!
697
00:41:34,250 --> 00:41:35,833
TWO LITERS OF VODKA
698
00:41:35,916 --> 00:41:37,541
More, Jola, give him more!
699
00:41:38,625 --> 00:41:41,916
Come here! Come, sweetie pie!
700
00:41:42,875 --> 00:41:45,125
It's really nice of you,
but I have to say no.
701
00:41:45,833 --> 00:41:50,500
The prophets
condemned extramarital sex as sinful…
702
00:41:54,458 --> 00:41:56,333
Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
703
00:41:56,416 --> 00:41:57,416
OK, I'll go first!
704
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:02,500
Quiet. Keep quiet! Maybe you're right
and all this happened for a reason.
705
00:42:02,583 --> 00:42:05,250
- Some good may happen yet.
- You won't trick me again.
706
00:42:05,333 --> 00:42:07,875
You're saying that
'cause you think I'm crazy!
707
00:42:07,958 --> 00:42:09,208
No, think about it.
708
00:42:09,291 --> 00:42:12,041
Maybe in a parallel universe
nothing went wrong.
709
00:42:12,125 --> 00:42:13,125
What?
710
00:42:13,166 --> 00:42:17,500
Maybe in there we're still in that office,
smoking the joint, you're laughing at me,
711
00:42:17,583 --> 00:42:18,833
I'm laughing, too.
712
00:42:18,916 --> 00:42:21,916
Maybe Marek's still alive,
the party's going on, all is OK.
713
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,791
And this situation? Look.
714
00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:28,666
This is just the darkest scenario,
clearly hypothetical.
715
00:42:29,250 --> 00:42:30,458
Do you see?
716
00:42:31,125 --> 00:42:32,458
You're insane!
717
00:42:33,458 --> 00:42:35,666
I'm insane? It's you who's wacko!
718
00:42:39,041 --> 00:42:41,791
Oh, hi Marek!
719
00:42:42,500 --> 00:42:43,958
Well, hello!
720
00:42:47,916 --> 00:42:49,458
I need to tell Jordan.
721
00:42:49,541 --> 00:42:51,541
No, don't! You don't need to!
722
00:42:54,625 --> 00:42:56,333
Fuck.
723
00:42:59,583 --> 00:43:01,541
He's got no hard-on.
724
00:43:01,625 --> 00:43:03,291
Perhaps he's gay!
725
00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:07,208
Well, hello!
726
00:43:07,291 --> 00:43:09,333
- Freeze!
- Don't!
727
00:43:09,416 --> 00:43:10,625
Motherfucker.
728
00:43:11,416 --> 00:43:13,500
- Good day.
- Take this off.
729
00:43:13,583 --> 00:43:15,583
No, no… Fine. OK.
730
00:43:15,666 --> 00:43:16,916
Oh yeah!
731
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,958
We're not just playing around here!
On the bed with him!
732
00:43:20,041 --> 00:43:21,125
I call dibs!
733
00:43:21,208 --> 00:43:22,750
No dibs, Jola! He's mine!
734
00:43:33,416 --> 00:43:36,166
Driver 4, where are you?
735
00:43:36,250 --> 00:43:37,291
Fuck!
736
00:43:37,375 --> 00:43:39,625
We have a zillion orders here for you.
737
00:43:39,708 --> 00:43:42,000
Driver 4, come in, you moron.
738
00:43:43,416 --> 00:43:45,625
Driver 4, where the fuck are you?
739
00:43:54,333 --> 00:43:56,583
Jordan!
740
00:44:10,166 --> 00:44:13,708
Say, have you seen the guy
who's paying for the pizzas?
741
00:44:16,416 --> 00:44:19,958
Excuse me, have you seen the guy
who's paying for the pizzas?
742
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,208
Excuse me!
743
00:44:26,125 --> 00:44:28,958
Have you seen the guy
who's paying me for the pizzas?
744
00:44:29,541 --> 00:44:31,541
Your hair is so soft!
745
00:44:31,625 --> 00:44:33,125
Like silk.
746
00:44:34,083 --> 00:44:35,083
No!
747
00:44:35,958 --> 00:44:37,750
Like teddy bears.
748
00:44:37,833 --> 00:44:39,125
Listen!
749
00:44:39,208 --> 00:44:41,708
Where's the guy paying for the pizzas?
750
00:44:46,625 --> 00:44:50,166
You should really drink
lots of water if you're gonna take this.
751
00:44:50,958 --> 00:44:52,333
CO?
752
00:44:52,416 --> 00:44:53,666
No, HO.
753
00:44:58,541 --> 00:45:00,416
Look, I'm not kidding.
754
00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:03,083
If you take ecstasy,
you should drink tons of water.
755
00:45:03,166 --> 00:45:07,458
In a place this hot, your body temperature
will increase over the danger limit.
756
00:45:07,541 --> 00:45:11,041
Combined with vigorous alcohol intake,
your blood pressure will drop
757
00:45:11,125 --> 00:45:13,708
and your heart rate will accelerate.
758
00:45:13,791 --> 00:45:17,041
Which can then cause
permanent damage to your brain.
759
00:45:17,916 --> 00:45:19,625
Do you understand?
760
00:45:22,125 --> 00:45:23,416
Are you drinking this?
761
00:45:26,125 --> 00:45:27,750
Here, drink it all up!
762
00:45:37,875 --> 00:45:39,458
I think I'm burning!
763
00:45:40,541 --> 00:45:41,708
Well, I warned you.
764
00:45:41,791 --> 00:45:43,708
- Come on.
- Not now!
765
00:45:43,791 --> 00:45:47,291
They're playing my song! Anastasia!
766
00:45:57,208 --> 00:45:59,083
Hey, sis. Are you baking a cake?
767
00:45:59,166 --> 00:46:02,083
No. This is something different.
768
00:46:02,166 --> 00:46:06,000
I cuffed that friend of yours to the bed.
769
00:46:06,083 --> 00:46:09,125
Now I'm gonna rub some
whipped cream on him.
770
00:46:09,208 --> 00:46:11,916
Then I'll shove a banana right up his…
771
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,458
Alright, stop! Too much information.
772
00:46:14,541 --> 00:46:17,333
You should also try
something new for a change.
773
00:46:17,416 --> 00:46:18,708
Am I right, Angela?
774
00:46:19,708 --> 00:46:20,750
Right about what?
775
00:46:20,833 --> 00:46:24,125
The way he could introduce some kink
into your master bedroom.
776
00:46:24,208 --> 00:46:26,291
I mean, your bunk-bed dorm room.
777
00:46:26,375 --> 00:46:30,166
Bang her in a dangerous location.
Like a cemetery.
778
00:46:30,250 --> 00:46:33,083
Hey, sis! Our sex life
is none of your biz.
779
00:46:33,166 --> 00:46:35,208
Just trying to lend a helping hand.
780
00:46:35,291 --> 00:46:37,291
Forget it. Who knows where it's been.
781
00:46:37,375 --> 00:46:40,500
Whatever. See ya! Losers!
782
00:46:43,791 --> 00:46:45,166
Are you all right?
783
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,958
I just need some fresh air.
784
00:46:48,750 --> 00:46:49,791
OK.
785
00:47:03,291 --> 00:47:04,541
Hi.
786
00:47:04,625 --> 00:47:07,000
Hello again!
787
00:47:07,083 --> 00:47:08,125
Hey.
788
00:47:09,833 --> 00:47:14,208
What kind of game
are you two playing, really?
789
00:47:14,291 --> 00:47:16,458
You don't wanna know.
790
00:47:16,541 --> 00:47:17,791
Perhaps I'd like to.
791
00:47:18,916 --> 00:47:20,291
Or perhaps you'd like to…
792
00:47:20,375 --> 00:47:22,500
- What?
- Join me?
793
00:47:22,583 --> 00:47:24,500
In a threesome? Huh?
794
00:47:28,625 --> 00:47:31,208
Shit, this is kind of bad timing.
795
00:47:32,958 --> 00:47:35,291
Who else do you have in there?
796
00:47:35,375 --> 00:47:36,250
What?
797
00:47:36,333 --> 00:47:38,958
Maybe I should be joining you?
798
00:47:48,125 --> 00:47:50,500
Mōribus!
799
00:47:55,333 --> 00:47:57,125
Hey…
800
00:48:01,500 --> 00:48:03,666
- What are you doing, son?
- Jesus?
801
00:48:06,375 --> 00:48:07,791
Why have you forsaken me?
802
00:48:07,875 --> 00:48:09,416
Just one moment!
803
00:48:09,500 --> 00:48:13,541
God made men and women sexual creatures.
How can sex be prohibited?
804
00:48:13,625 --> 00:48:17,458
What about the idea of chastity
in word, thought and deed?
805
00:48:17,541 --> 00:48:20,041
But I hear only one thing in my head.
806
00:48:20,125 --> 00:48:21,875
"Fuck her!"
807
00:48:24,666 --> 00:48:27,291
Come on, let me see.
808
00:48:27,375 --> 00:48:30,916
- What are you doing?
- What? Let's dance. Come on.
809
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,583
What is it? Foreplay?
810
00:48:36,041 --> 00:48:38,333
I cannot give you my blessing
811
00:48:38,416 --> 00:48:41,625
for all the things you desire to do here.
812
00:48:41,708 --> 00:48:43,458
But I cannot forbid them, either.
813
00:48:43,541 --> 00:48:45,583
I am certain you will choose aptly.
814
00:49:01,500 --> 00:49:03,583
Where's Marek?
815
00:49:04,416 --> 00:49:05,791
Marek…
816
00:49:08,041 --> 00:49:09,291
Gross.
817
00:49:09,916 --> 00:49:11,541
The fuck are you doing?
818
00:49:13,833 --> 00:49:15,291
Are you fucking nuts?!
819
00:49:16,333 --> 00:49:18,875
- Let me out of here!
- We didn't mean to!
820
00:49:18,958 --> 00:49:20,666
- You killed Marek!
- Accidentally!
821
00:49:20,750 --> 00:49:22,750
Let me out, you idiot!
822
00:49:22,833 --> 00:49:24,541
- Fuck!
- Keep quiet!
823
00:49:24,625 --> 00:49:26,416
Shut up!
824
00:49:27,833 --> 00:49:28,875
Hey, girls!
825
00:49:28,958 --> 00:49:31,000
- Well, hello!
- Have you seen the guy…
826
00:49:31,750 --> 00:49:33,875
who ordered the pizzas?
827
00:49:34,958 --> 00:49:37,958
Hush! Quiet!
828
00:49:38,041 --> 00:49:40,625
…and if I'm an hour late,
all the pizzas are free.
829
00:49:40,708 --> 00:49:42,875
Then my boss is sure going to fire me,
830
00:49:42,958 --> 00:49:46,583
and I'm screwed because I can't afford
my neuropharmacology tuition.
831
00:49:47,125 --> 00:49:48,416
Neuro… what?
832
00:49:48,500 --> 00:49:50,208
Fafalogy.
833
00:49:50,833 --> 00:49:53,750
It's just that I won't be able to
keep helping my mom.
834
00:49:53,833 --> 00:49:56,708
And I can't go another year
wiping her ass!
835
00:49:57,500 --> 00:49:59,833
He loves his mommy!
836
00:49:59,916 --> 00:50:02,958
Relax, pizza face. Marek's in there.
837
00:50:03,958 --> 00:50:05,541
- In there?
- Um-hum.
838
00:50:05,625 --> 00:50:07,083
Thanks, girls.
839
00:50:08,083 --> 00:50:11,625
- Mr. Malinowski? What's up?
- What's happening in your apartment?
840
00:50:11,708 --> 00:50:14,875
The janitor called about
smoke coming out your windows!
841
00:50:14,958 --> 00:50:17,333
It's nothing, sir,
I just burned some toast.
842
00:50:17,416 --> 00:50:19,125
Everything's under control.
843
00:50:19,208 --> 00:50:23,416
Hello, Jessica here.
I'll polish your tool for just ten zloty.
844
00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:27,750
Fucking hell! Hello? What tool?
845
00:50:30,750 --> 00:50:33,041
Keep quiet!
846
00:50:35,750 --> 00:50:37,916
What the fuck's going on?!
847
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:39,458
Hey!
848
00:50:40,416 --> 00:50:43,458
Oliwia? What's with you?!
849
00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:45,250
- Girls, please.
- Jesus?
850
00:50:47,125 --> 00:50:49,375
He's gonna puke on all of us!
851
00:50:50,541 --> 00:50:51,708
Wait up!
852
00:50:55,083 --> 00:50:56,791
Hey!
853
00:50:56,875 --> 00:51:01,500
Who do we have here?
854
00:51:04,041 --> 00:51:05,083
Hello?
855
00:51:05,750 --> 00:51:07,208
Jesus?
856
00:51:10,458 --> 00:51:11,500
I don't know.
857
00:51:14,375 --> 00:51:15,375
Jesus?
858
00:51:17,750 --> 00:51:19,125
What can I do?
859
00:51:20,375 --> 00:51:22,125
What can I do? Tell me!
860
00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:27,958
How does this work?
861
00:51:28,041 --> 00:51:29,041
Jesus?
862
00:51:38,833 --> 00:51:40,416
Fucking hell.
863
00:51:41,916 --> 00:51:42,958
Jesus?
864
00:51:56,791 --> 00:51:59,833
Jesus?
865
00:52:01,666 --> 00:52:04,833
Oh, here you are.
866
00:52:06,500 --> 00:52:08,458
Mom, why is there smoke in our house?
867
00:52:08,541 --> 00:52:10,458
I did everything you told me.
868
00:52:10,541 --> 00:52:13,125
I put pierogi in the pot
and turned on the stove.
869
00:52:13,208 --> 00:52:14,750
But now there's a huge fire!
870
00:52:14,833 --> 00:52:16,458
Throw some water on it!
871
00:52:16,541 --> 00:52:19,916
Never mind, get out of there!
Do you hear me?
872
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:21,166
Hello! Mom?
873
00:52:22,375 --> 00:52:24,083
Shit! Mom!
874
00:52:24,833 --> 00:52:25,833
Shit.
875
00:52:27,875 --> 00:52:29,125
Marek, sir?
876
00:52:30,666 --> 00:52:32,333
Marek, sir, is everything OK?
877
00:52:40,125 --> 00:52:41,583
Oh, fuck.
878
00:52:57,916 --> 00:52:59,083
Holy shit.
879
00:53:09,458 --> 00:53:11,083
Have you seen a guitar anywhere?
880
00:53:16,166 --> 00:53:17,375
It's over there.
881
00:53:56,166 --> 00:53:57,375
Fuck!
882
00:54:03,333 --> 00:54:04,625
Driver 4, where are you?
883
00:54:04,708 --> 00:54:08,250
Would Your Highness bless us
with your presence here?
884
00:54:10,125 --> 00:54:14,041
- I've got the money. I'm on my way.
- No need to rush.
885
00:54:23,416 --> 00:54:24,416
Gloria?
886
00:54:24,458 --> 00:54:26,125
It's not what it looks like.
887
00:54:26,208 --> 00:54:27,541
What's going on here?
888
00:54:27,625 --> 00:54:29,083
- Nothing!
- She made us do it!
889
00:54:29,166 --> 00:54:30,333
Hey, babe!
890
00:54:30,416 --> 00:54:32,666
Gloria! I'm dancing, looking for you,
891
00:54:32,750 --> 00:54:34,416
while you fuck around with these?
892
00:54:34,500 --> 00:54:35,375
You were dancing?
893
00:54:35,458 --> 00:54:37,500
- What?
- Come on. Let's go dancing, babe.
894
00:54:37,583 --> 00:54:40,416
- No, I just wanted to…
- Come on.
895
00:54:40,500 --> 00:54:42,791
- Let's go, babe.
- Gloria! Hey!
896
00:54:42,875 --> 00:54:44,333
What was that about?
897
00:54:45,333 --> 00:54:46,958
Gloria, we need to talk!
898
00:55:04,166 --> 00:55:07,125
- Are you nuts?
- Don't be so uptight.
899
00:55:07,208 --> 00:55:10,875
Uptight? You're fucking other guys
behind my back!
900
00:55:10,958 --> 00:55:15,166
Pardon? I wasn't fucking anybody.
And if I did, why do you care?
901
00:55:15,250 --> 00:55:16,458
Why do I care?
902
00:55:16,541 --> 00:55:18,041
I care because we're dating.
903
00:55:18,125 --> 00:55:20,250
We're not dating.
904
00:55:20,333 --> 00:55:22,708
- What are we doing then?
- Dancing.
905
00:55:28,833 --> 00:55:30,166
Fuck this.
906
00:55:30,250 --> 00:55:32,041
We are dating because I love you.
907
00:55:32,125 --> 00:55:34,291
Don't say that, Paweł.
908
00:55:35,041 --> 00:55:37,250
Why? It's true, I love you.
909
00:55:37,333 --> 00:55:40,708
- Why can't you accept that?
- You're 17 years younger than me!
910
00:55:40,791 --> 00:55:43,375
So what? There are many such couples.
911
00:55:43,458 --> 00:55:45,708
Like Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore.
912
00:55:45,791 --> 00:55:47,208
And how did that end?
913
00:55:47,291 --> 00:55:49,750
Madonna and Guy Ritchie!
Jay-Z and Beyoncé!
914
00:55:49,833 --> 00:55:52,708
Or Princess Charlene of Monaco
and Prince Albert!
915
00:55:52,791 --> 00:55:55,625
- How do you even know about them all?
- I googled them.
916
00:55:57,750 --> 00:56:00,500
Jesus, Gloria, that's not the point.
917
00:56:00,583 --> 00:56:03,666
The point here is…
they all were, or have been, happy.
918
00:56:03,750 --> 00:56:06,958
And I can make you happy too, honey,
because I love you.
919
00:56:07,041 --> 00:56:08,791
- For God's sake…
- I love you.
920
00:56:08,875 --> 00:56:10,541
He won't fucking let me dance!
921
00:56:12,125 --> 00:56:13,166
Where are you going?
922
00:56:14,250 --> 00:56:15,583
Gloria!
923
00:56:15,666 --> 00:56:17,541
- Excuse me.
- You're just afraid.
924
00:56:17,625 --> 00:56:21,166
You're having some midlife crisis
bullshit and putting it on me!
925
00:56:21,250 --> 00:56:24,875
Do you really want me to tell you
what a 17-years age gap means?
926
00:56:25,458 --> 00:56:27,625
Now you think it's nice and fun.
927
00:56:27,708 --> 00:56:29,333
- You love being with a MILF.
- No!
928
00:56:29,416 --> 00:56:31,583
Oh yes! You had the best sex of your life,
929
00:56:31,666 --> 00:56:34,708
which you probably
wouldn't get from any girls your age.
930
00:56:34,791 --> 00:56:36,708
- And you take that for love.
- Not at all!
931
00:56:36,791 --> 00:56:40,416
- You like to brag about banging me.
- I don't. I respect you, I love you.
932
00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:41,958
Yeah, yeah. Fuck!
933
00:56:44,166 --> 00:56:46,208
Do you want to have kids with me?
934
00:56:48,250 --> 00:56:50,250
I do. I do want it.
935
00:56:50,333 --> 00:56:51,250
Wonderful.
936
00:56:51,333 --> 00:56:53,333
Then in nine months, if we're lucky,
937
00:56:53,416 --> 00:56:56,000
we'll have a son named, say…
938
00:56:56,083 --> 00:56:57,000
Krzyś…
939
00:56:57,083 --> 00:56:58,791
and we'll be one happy family.
940
00:56:58,875 --> 00:57:02,958
All-night baby changing, feeding, lulling.
But we'll make it, it'll be great.
941
00:57:03,041 --> 00:57:07,291
In eight years you'll be 30,
and I'll be past 50.
942
00:57:07,375 --> 00:57:11,208
My tits get saggy, I gain weight,
I get more wrinkly by the day.
943
00:57:11,291 --> 00:57:12,333
I go gray, ugly…
944
00:57:12,416 --> 00:57:14,500
I'm not attractive to you anymore.
945
00:57:15,166 --> 00:57:19,125
So you go and find some chick,
say, Kasia, to fuck on the side.
946
00:57:19,208 --> 00:57:21,916
You're out of home all the time.
Your kid misses you.
947
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,416
I'm covering for you to protect you.
948
00:57:24,500 --> 00:57:28,291
Plus, I get depressed,
I'm not a sweet young mama anymore.
949
00:57:28,375 --> 00:57:29,916
We fight constantly.
950
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:34,000
The kid can hear it and gets worried
that I'm hurting his dearest daddy.
951
00:57:34,083 --> 00:57:38,625
And to you, the vision of a new life
with Kasia seems much more attractive.
952
00:57:38,708 --> 00:57:41,541
So you leave me, Paweł!
953
00:57:41,625 --> 00:57:45,166
The kid wants to stay with you,
because he thinks I'm a bad mother.
954
00:57:45,750 --> 00:57:47,916
I'll never forgive myself for it! Got it?
955
00:58:27,583 --> 00:58:29,041
To be great…
956
00:58:31,083 --> 00:58:32,583
is to go on.
957
00:58:34,833 --> 00:58:36,208
To go on…
958
00:58:36,791 --> 00:58:38,083
is to go far.
959
00:58:39,208 --> 00:58:40,541
To go far…
960
00:58:41,083 --> 00:58:42,625
is to be brave.
961
00:59:17,958 --> 00:59:19,500
Childish prick!
962
00:59:21,500 --> 00:59:22,875
Just look at you!
963
00:59:22,958 --> 00:59:25,416
Aren't you painted nice?
964
00:59:25,500 --> 00:59:29,333
HELP ME! THESE TWO ARE MAD!
I'M GONNA CHOKE TO DEATH!
965
00:59:30,166 --> 00:59:33,375
- What is he saying?
- "I wanna fuck."
966
00:59:33,458 --> 00:59:34,708
Not "I'm gonna choke"?
967
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:37,333
Don't be ridiculous!
968
00:59:37,416 --> 00:59:38,458
I'M GONNA CHOKE!
969
00:59:39,041 --> 00:59:42,041
Patience! Give us a sec, lover boy.
970
00:59:42,125 --> 00:59:43,166
Let's use this.
971
00:59:44,083 --> 00:59:45,166
The right end up!
972
00:59:45,250 --> 00:59:46,791
WHAT?!
973
00:59:46,875 --> 00:59:48,333
Go a little up.
974
00:59:50,916 --> 00:59:54,125
Dear Father, forgive me for I have sinned.
975
00:59:54,208 --> 00:59:56,333
I lied to my bishop and went to a party.
976
00:59:56,416 --> 00:59:58,458
I had an amazing sex with two women.
977
00:59:58,541 --> 01:00:02,375
For over a decade
my virginity was my pride.
978
01:00:02,458 --> 01:00:06,166
But having sex is so awesome.
It should be cherished, not forbidden.
979
01:00:06,250 --> 01:00:08,958
I've chosen a new path.
980
01:00:09,041 --> 01:00:11,291
I'm going to celebrate sex from now on.
981
01:00:11,375 --> 01:00:13,916
I'm going to become a master of sex!
982
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:17,208
Please, Father, give me a sign.
983
01:00:22,125 --> 01:00:23,416
Come here.
984
01:02:29,166 --> 01:02:31,666
I followed all the signs
from the universe.
985
01:02:31,750 --> 01:02:33,958
I listened to its calls and signals.
986
01:02:34,041 --> 01:02:36,666
I thought that the photos, the flirting,
987
01:02:36,750 --> 01:02:39,125
the affinity of our souls
and our experiences…
988
01:02:39,208 --> 01:02:41,541
that two broken pieces made a whole!
989
01:02:41,625 --> 01:02:42,750
What does that mean?
990
01:02:42,833 --> 01:02:44,958
What if there are more pieces?
991
01:02:45,041 --> 01:02:48,250
Is Filip the likeness of sinful flesh?
992
01:02:48,333 --> 01:02:49,208
Who's Filip?
993
01:02:49,291 --> 01:02:53,541
All the blood…
All the sex, lies, and guns!
994
01:02:54,083 --> 01:02:56,875
I'm unworthy of the purity of my goddess.
995
01:02:56,958 --> 01:03:00,833
I bit into the forbidden fruit of
the tree of knowledge of good and evil.
996
01:03:00,916 --> 01:03:02,250
I was lured by deception!
997
01:03:02,333 --> 01:03:05,083
Anastasia! Can you tell me
what happened already?
998
01:03:06,916 --> 01:03:10,125
I am a puppet,
and the devil is pulling my strings.
999
01:03:10,666 --> 01:03:11,666
Dear God.
1000
01:03:11,708 --> 01:03:14,458
He's unleashed his fury upon me, you see?
1001
01:03:14,541 --> 01:03:15,541
Yeah, I see.
1002
01:03:15,583 --> 01:03:17,791
It's a penance for my infidelity.
1003
01:03:17,875 --> 01:03:21,041
- I'm living in Gomorrah!
- Gomorrah… Rha-rha-rha-rha…
1004
01:03:21,125 --> 01:03:24,375
I'm guided through the path
of indecent self awareness.
1005
01:03:24,458 --> 01:03:28,291
But no! In the end, the truth
will let the demons out, love.
1006
01:03:28,375 --> 01:03:31,583
No more blood of the innocents
shall be spilled by my hand!
1007
01:03:31,666 --> 01:03:33,750
I shouldn't have been unfaithful to you.
1008
01:03:33,833 --> 01:03:35,333
You shouldn't have been…
1009
01:03:36,500 --> 01:03:39,416
You shouldn't have been what?
You did what?
1010
01:03:41,333 --> 01:03:42,500
What did you say?
1011
01:03:47,541 --> 01:03:50,083
Can I have your attention
for a moment, please?
1012
01:03:51,583 --> 01:03:54,916
I have something important to say
to a very special person.
1013
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,458
May I? Thanks.
1014
01:03:56,541 --> 01:03:58,833
Hey, turn up the bloody music!
1015
01:03:58,916 --> 01:04:01,291
It's not gonna take long.
1016
01:04:02,416 --> 01:04:04,958
The person I'd like to invite to join me
1017
01:04:05,041 --> 01:04:07,166
is my lovely girlfriend Angelica.
1018
01:04:07,250 --> 01:04:08,583
Angelica!
1019
01:04:13,416 --> 01:04:14,750
Join me, please.
1020
01:04:18,916 --> 01:04:19,916
Angelica…
1021
01:04:19,958 --> 01:04:21,375
Daniel, let's talk first.
1022
01:04:21,458 --> 01:04:24,750
The first time I met you
almost a year ago,
1023
01:04:25,541 --> 01:04:27,041
you looked so beautiful.
1024
01:04:28,625 --> 01:04:31,041
I'd never believed in love at first sight
1025
01:04:31,125 --> 01:04:33,791
but I instantly knew you were the one
1026
01:04:33,875 --> 01:04:36,541
I wanted to live the rest of my life with.
1027
01:04:37,375 --> 01:04:38,750
I fell in love
1028
01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:40,250
with your eyes.
1029
01:04:41,291 --> 01:04:44,041
With the way you walk from room to room.
1030
01:04:44,125 --> 01:04:46,166
With how you look when you sleep.
1031
01:04:47,208 --> 01:04:49,791
When I look into your eyes,
I can see our future.
1032
01:04:49,875 --> 01:04:52,083
I can see us growing old together,
1033
01:04:52,166 --> 01:04:57,166
annoying each other for the next 50,
60, 70 years, perhaps even more.
1034
01:04:57,250 --> 01:05:01,291
Until your hair is gray,
my hair is gone and our teeth fall out.
1035
01:05:02,250 --> 01:05:04,000
When I look at you…
1036
01:05:04,875 --> 01:05:07,041
I can see a part of myself in you.
1037
01:05:07,125 --> 01:05:10,083
In that part of you
I don't ever want to let go.
1038
01:05:10,791 --> 01:05:12,041
I love you.
1039
01:05:13,958 --> 01:05:15,041
Angelica,
1040
01:05:15,750 --> 01:05:16,750
my love...
1041
01:05:16,791 --> 01:05:18,083
Hang on, let me finish.
1042
01:05:19,041 --> 01:05:20,958
My love for you burns brightly.
1043
01:05:22,875 --> 01:05:24,791
- Angelica…
- Please don't kneel.
1044
01:05:25,625 --> 01:05:27,041
Will you marry me?
1045
01:05:34,083 --> 01:05:35,291
- Angelica…
- I'm sorry.
1046
01:05:37,833 --> 01:05:38,875
Angelica!
1047
01:05:48,416 --> 01:05:50,541
- Bummer.
- Not good.
1048
01:05:51,125 --> 01:05:52,375
That's cool.
1049
01:05:52,458 --> 01:05:53,458
Tough luck.
1050
01:05:53,500 --> 01:05:54,791
Let's party on!
1051
01:05:59,500 --> 01:06:01,208
You're dead, motherfucker!
1052
01:06:09,583 --> 01:06:11,916
Hello, Angelica? Are you in there?
1053
01:06:18,666 --> 01:06:21,041
This is some déjà fucking vu!
1054
01:06:21,125 --> 01:06:22,666
You fucking cockroach!
1055
01:06:22,750 --> 01:06:23,833
Paweł, wait!
1056
01:06:23,916 --> 01:06:26,791
You're fucking the woman I love!
1057
01:06:26,875 --> 01:06:27,875
Leave him alone!
1058
01:06:27,916 --> 01:06:31,125
Quit saying that!
You don't know shit about it!
1059
01:06:31,208 --> 01:06:33,166
You're wrong. I do know love, Gloria.
1060
01:06:33,250 --> 01:06:35,500
- I can see our future together.
- Stop it.
1061
01:06:35,583 --> 01:06:38,708
I see us growing old together
for the next 50, 60, 70 years.
1062
01:06:39,291 --> 01:06:41,083
- What?
- Perhaps even more.
1063
01:06:41,166 --> 01:06:45,083
Until your hair is gray, my hair is
gone, and our teeth fall out, you know?
1064
01:06:46,791 --> 01:06:47,791
Teeth?
1065
01:06:48,375 --> 01:06:52,375
I mean… I just wanted to tell you:
1066
01:06:52,458 --> 01:06:56,208
I won't let you fuck up our relationship
by screwing random assholes.
1067
01:06:56,291 --> 01:06:57,291
Jesus?
1068
01:06:58,041 --> 01:06:59,500
Because I love you, Gloria.
1069
01:07:00,833 --> 01:07:02,375
And I'm not gonna leave you.
1070
01:07:02,458 --> 01:07:03,625
Ever.
1071
01:07:07,833 --> 01:07:08,916
What the fuck?
1072
01:07:12,250 --> 01:07:15,708
- Filip? What are you doing here?
- What am I doing here?
1073
01:07:15,791 --> 01:07:17,000
What are you doing here?
1074
01:07:17,083 --> 01:07:19,291
- How old are you?
- Are you OK?
1075
01:07:19,375 --> 01:07:21,291
Who the fuck is he? And his age?
1076
01:07:21,375 --> 01:07:23,250
He could be your son! Unfortunately,
1077
01:07:23,333 --> 01:07:24,791
I am your son.
1078
01:07:24,875 --> 01:07:28,208
- Honey!
- You're fucking all the guys my own age!
1079
01:07:28,291 --> 01:07:31,833
You're merciless. You're ruining my life...
1080
01:07:31,916 --> 01:07:33,791
Don't talk to your mother like that!
1081
01:07:33,875 --> 01:07:35,625
She sacrificed so much for you!
1082
01:07:35,708 --> 01:07:37,916
You know your dad was banging Kasia
on the side?
1083
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:39,083
Hey!
1084
01:07:40,166 --> 01:07:42,833
- Isn't it true?
- I'm sorry, calm down.
1085
01:07:42,916 --> 01:07:44,250
What is he talking about?
1086
01:07:45,333 --> 01:07:48,500
He was a good father to you,
but he was a terrible husband.
1087
01:07:48,583 --> 01:07:50,875
Then why didn't you ever tell me?
1088
01:07:50,958 --> 01:07:53,333
I didn't want to traumatize you.
1089
01:07:53,416 --> 01:07:54,875
- What?!
- Filip!
1090
01:07:54,958 --> 01:07:56,250
Take it easy.
1091
01:07:56,333 --> 01:07:59,125
That's fucking great, Mom.
1092
01:07:59,208 --> 01:08:01,250
Everybody, calm down.
1093
01:08:01,333 --> 01:08:04,416
Congratulations! Great fucking job!
1094
01:08:04,500 --> 01:08:07,708
Don't worry, son. It's gonna be alright.
1095
01:08:07,791 --> 01:08:09,958
- What did you say?
- Filip, son...
1096
01:08:10,041 --> 01:08:12,708
Hey! Leave him alone!
1097
01:08:14,958 --> 01:08:15,958
Paweł!
1098
01:08:20,708 --> 01:08:22,000
Paweł!
1099
01:08:23,208 --> 01:08:25,291
Filip, please!
1100
01:08:25,375 --> 01:08:26,375
Filip?!
1101
01:08:26,875 --> 01:08:29,875
You banged Anastasia?! Motherfucker!
1102
01:08:31,416 --> 01:08:32,416
You dumb shit!
1103
01:08:37,500 --> 01:08:39,083
Who's looking dumb now?
1104
01:08:39,166 --> 01:08:40,333
Huh?
1105
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:47,041
Christ…
1106
01:08:48,250 --> 01:08:49,833
why is sex so complicated?
1107
01:08:51,250 --> 01:08:52,541
I told you, my son.
1108
01:08:52,625 --> 01:08:56,750
Love is the foundation
of peace and forgiveness.
1109
01:08:56,833 --> 01:08:59,541
Focus on your inner peace,
1110
01:08:59,625 --> 01:09:02,833
you will find both solace
and the most important thing in life.
1111
01:09:03,583 --> 01:09:05,166
- Love.
- Jesus…
1112
01:09:05,791 --> 01:09:07,833
- You see him too?
- What?
1113
01:09:16,125 --> 01:09:17,333
Angelica…
1114
01:09:17,958 --> 01:09:19,166
what's wrong?
1115
01:09:19,250 --> 01:09:21,708
I'm sorry about the ring thing.
1116
01:09:24,791 --> 01:09:29,000
Sorry I did it in public…
Didn't you like the ring or something?
1117
01:09:29,083 --> 01:09:33,083
I thought it was just
what we both wanted. Isn't it?
1118
01:09:33,166 --> 01:09:34,791
I know I want it.
1119
01:09:34,875 --> 01:09:39,041
"Want, want"! Fuck, I want something, too!
And you don't give it to me!
1120
01:09:39,125 --> 01:09:40,416
What is it, though?
1121
01:09:40,500 --> 01:09:43,250
I give you everything you wish!
What are you saying?
1122
01:09:43,333 --> 01:09:46,833
The thing is you don't give me
anything! Go away!
1123
01:09:46,916 --> 01:09:49,416
- Oh no, Angelica...
- "Oh yes, Angelica!"
1124
01:09:49,500 --> 01:09:50,750
- Just go!
- No way.
1125
01:09:50,833 --> 01:09:54,250
You said something.
Now tell me what you meant!
1126
01:09:54,333 --> 01:09:55,375
Just go away!
1127
01:09:55,458 --> 01:09:57,708
Tell me, what don't I give you?
1128
01:09:57,791 --> 01:10:00,416
- Because I don't understand.
- Oh my…
1129
01:10:00,500 --> 01:10:03,791
Angelica, please open the door.
Let's talk about it.
1130
01:10:03,875 --> 01:10:06,833
You fucking suck in bed, Daniel!
1131
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:09,333
Plot twist!
1132
01:10:09,416 --> 01:10:10,791
You're just the worst.
1133
01:10:10,875 --> 01:10:13,500
You don't even know
how to take me like a man,
1134
01:10:13,583 --> 01:10:15,333
don't know how to go down on me!
1135
01:10:15,416 --> 01:10:19,291
You always fuck me
in the same three positions!
1136
01:10:19,375 --> 01:10:21,458
Missionary or doggy style.
1137
01:10:21,541 --> 01:10:23,666
Either the classic way or from behind.
1138
01:10:23,750 --> 01:10:27,000
That's the limit of your imagination!
1139
01:10:27,083 --> 01:10:29,333
Daniel, this is just pathetic!
1140
01:10:29,416 --> 01:10:30,625
Pathetic!
1141
01:10:30,708 --> 01:10:32,416
Let me in, people are here.
1142
01:10:32,500 --> 01:10:35,041
Well, fuck it! Let everybody know!
1143
01:10:35,125 --> 01:10:38,000
Hello, people!
1144
01:10:38,083 --> 01:10:41,333
The Man Who Sucks In Bed The Most
is here! His name's Daniel!
1145
01:10:41,416 --> 01:10:42,750
Please, let me in!
1146
01:10:42,833 --> 01:10:44,958
And the fucking worst part is
1147
01:10:45,041 --> 01:10:46,791
that you never made me come.
1148
01:10:46,875 --> 01:10:48,041
Not once. Got it?
1149
01:10:48,125 --> 01:10:50,541
What? I made you come a thousand times.
1150
01:10:52,458 --> 01:10:54,083
A thousand fucking times!
1151
01:10:55,416 --> 01:10:57,083
A thousand times!
1152
01:10:57,166 --> 01:11:02,291
Sure, a million, a trillion,
why the fuck not?
1153
01:11:03,083 --> 01:11:08,208
Look, Daniel, I really think that
you're a nice guy, you know?
1154
01:11:08,291 --> 01:11:09,291
Really!
1155
01:11:09,375 --> 01:11:12,833
And it hurts me to say this
as much as it hurts you to hear it.
1156
01:11:12,916 --> 01:11:16,000
But, Daniel, you are just…
1157
01:11:16,083 --> 01:11:17,791
a fucking pussy!
1158
01:11:18,625 --> 01:11:20,333
Did you finally get the message?
1159
01:11:20,416 --> 01:11:25,416
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you:
the world's biggest and warmest pussy!
1160
01:11:27,625 --> 01:11:29,125
Do you hear me?
1161
01:11:30,375 --> 01:11:31,375
Daniel?
1162
01:11:47,041 --> 01:11:49,791
You are done,
you worthless degenerate. You're fired!
1163
01:11:49,875 --> 01:11:52,916
I'm coming back right now.
I'm coming, you fucking moron!
1164
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:57,708
Listen to me closely, you dimwit:
You're nothing, a nobody, a walking zero.
1165
01:11:57,791 --> 01:11:59,875
A useless burden! A goatfuck...
1166
01:11:59,958 --> 01:12:03,541
- Hello!
- The whole fucking house is on fire!
1167
01:12:03,625 --> 01:12:08,041
- What about my mom? Is she safe?
- The amount of damage! It's millions!
1168
01:12:08,125 --> 01:12:10,250
But where is my mom?
Is she fucking OK?
1169
01:12:10,333 --> 01:12:13,916
Who gives a fuck?
The whole block's on fire!
1170
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:16,750
The only person
who gives one shred of fuck
1171
01:12:16,833 --> 01:12:19,541
about a pointless imbecile like you
1172
01:12:19,625 --> 01:12:20,916
is your mommy.
1173
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:23,708
So why don't you just
do everyone a big favor
1174
01:12:23,791 --> 01:12:25,125
and kill yourself?
1175
01:12:25,208 --> 01:12:27,000
Fuck you! Do you hear me?
1176
01:12:27,083 --> 01:12:28,625
Fuck you!
1177
01:12:51,083 --> 01:12:56,458
DON'T KNOW IF YOU HEARD, BUT IT WASN'T ME.
THIS OLD HAG MADE ME DO THAT. WHERE R U?
1178
01:13:00,833 --> 01:13:03,333
- Don't fucking touch me.
- I wasn't touching you!
1179
01:13:03,416 --> 01:13:05,750
No? So whose hand was it just now?
1180
01:13:05,833 --> 01:13:08,458
- Mine, and yours was touching it!
- I…
1181
01:13:08,541 --> 01:13:10,125
I didn't touch you!
1182
01:13:10,666 --> 01:13:11,791
You homo.
1183
01:13:11,875 --> 01:13:15,708
- Who are you calling homo, man?
- I'm calling you homo, pal.
1184
01:13:15,791 --> 01:13:17,875
- I'm not homo, buddy!
- You are.
1185
01:13:17,958 --> 01:13:19,750
- I'm not!
- Well, I think you are.
1186
01:13:24,625 --> 01:13:26,666
- You know what?
- What?
1187
01:13:27,708 --> 01:13:28,958
Homo!
1188
01:13:39,333 --> 01:13:42,250
Leave me the fuck alone!
1189
01:13:42,916 --> 01:13:44,333
Fuck off!
1190
01:13:46,625 --> 01:13:48,666
Get away from me!
1191
01:13:50,083 --> 01:13:51,333
Jesus.
1192
01:14:28,291 --> 01:14:31,333
Cupcake…
1193
01:14:35,583 --> 01:14:36,708
Cupcake…
1194
01:14:46,250 --> 01:14:48,083
I'm a pussy, is that right?
1195
01:14:49,375 --> 01:14:51,291
I'm a fucking pussy?!
1196
01:14:52,583 --> 01:14:53,583
Fuck!
1197
01:14:54,250 --> 01:14:57,375
Angelica!
1198
01:14:58,208 --> 01:14:59,916
I'm a pussy?
1199
01:15:08,666 --> 01:15:10,791
I'm a fucking pussy, is that right?
1200
01:15:32,166 --> 01:15:33,541
No, no!
1201
01:15:33,625 --> 01:15:35,708
Stay away from my family!
1202
01:15:35,791 --> 01:15:37,166
Are you two family?
1203
01:15:37,250 --> 01:15:38,416
Get off him!
1204
01:15:38,500 --> 01:15:41,125
- Calm down, son.
- Don't call me "son"!
1205
01:15:47,875 --> 01:15:49,166
Fuck!
1206
01:15:50,791 --> 01:15:53,625
Who killed Marek?
1207
01:15:53,708 --> 01:15:55,125
Hey, Rafał, what's this?
1208
01:15:56,666 --> 01:15:57,666
Fuck!
1209
01:15:58,416 --> 01:16:01,125
They'll hold the New Year off, you'll see.
1210
01:16:01,208 --> 01:16:02,500
Hey!
1211
01:16:03,750 --> 01:16:05,208
Did we miss it?
1212
01:16:19,083 --> 01:16:23,125
My implants! They were a gift from Daddy!
1213
01:16:30,958 --> 01:16:32,916
I'm a fucking pussy, is that right?
1214
01:16:37,708 --> 01:16:39,250
A fucking pussy, yes?
1215
01:16:43,875 --> 01:16:45,041
Daniel!
1216
01:16:45,750 --> 01:16:47,416
You motherfucker!
1217
01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:50,958
You fucking whore!
1218
01:16:54,958 --> 01:16:56,166
Ladies and gentlemen…
1219
01:16:57,458 --> 01:16:59,583
Ten! Nine!
1220
01:17:00,250 --> 01:17:01,333
Eight!
1221
01:17:01,958 --> 01:17:03,416
Seven!
1222
01:17:03,500 --> 01:17:05,250
Six!
1223
01:17:05,333 --> 01:17:06,333
Five!
1224
01:17:07,166 --> 01:17:09,291
Four! Three!
1225
01:17:09,375 --> 01:17:10,250
Daniel!
1226
01:17:10,333 --> 01:17:11,458
Two!
1227
01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:14,000
One!
1228
01:17:16,208 --> 01:17:18,250
Happy New Year!
1229
01:18:29,750 --> 01:18:31,041
Gloria!
1230
01:18:32,875 --> 01:18:35,666
Gloria!
1231
01:19:24,625 --> 01:19:26,000
Gloria.
1232
01:21:50,458 --> 01:21:52,041
Jordan…
1233
01:21:53,791 --> 01:21:55,625
Jordan, baby.
1234
01:23:02,875 --> 01:23:05,250
Chemistry is the study of matter.
1235
01:23:06,041 --> 01:23:08,666
But I prefer to see this branch of science
1236
01:23:09,708 --> 01:23:11,375
as a study of everything.
1237
01:23:12,458 --> 01:23:16,041
We're all elements, composed by atoms,
1238
01:23:16,125 --> 01:23:19,958
categorized and divided into groups
according to certain properties:
1239
01:23:21,333 --> 01:23:24,166
We interact and bond with each other,
1240
01:23:24,875 --> 01:23:27,041
creating chemical reactions.
1241
01:23:29,166 --> 01:23:31,666
Some substances do not go together,
1242
01:23:32,250 --> 01:23:35,875
so they cannot react with each other.
1243
01:23:38,583 --> 01:23:42,833
Others do react,
which results in our atoms rearranging
1244
01:23:42,916 --> 01:23:44,916
and forming new bonds.
1245
01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:46,333
New products.
1246
01:23:49,291 --> 01:23:53,500
And none of these chemical reactions
would be possible without the energy,
1247
01:23:53,583 --> 01:23:58,208
in the form of heat, light,
electricity or mechanical force.
1248
01:24:00,833 --> 01:24:03,166
That is the circle of life.
1249
01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:08,208
Elements dancing round and round.
1250
01:24:09,416 --> 01:24:11,916
Reacting to this ecstasy of life.
1251
01:24:16,708 --> 01:24:18,000
PS:
1252
01:24:18,083 --> 01:24:22,000
I developed a hypothesis
for my mom's Alzheimer's.
1253
01:24:22,708 --> 01:24:26,041
It's just a theory,
I couldn't afford laboratory tests.
1254
01:24:26,125 --> 01:24:28,541
And now I'd be thrown out of school, so…
1255
01:24:28,625 --> 01:24:29,708
you're welcome.
1256
01:24:30,291 --> 01:24:32,083
Here it is for somebody to find.
1257
01:24:33,250 --> 01:24:37,208
I hope you use it for the greater good.
1258
01:24:37,291 --> 01:24:40,750
Maybe now everyone will remember me.
1259
01:24:42,875 --> 01:24:45,666
OK, so who's the Elvis here again?
1260
01:24:45,750 --> 01:24:46,833
Nobody knows.
1261
01:24:46,916 --> 01:24:51,000
Damn, it's a pity he didn't leave
a note, a message, anything.
1262
01:24:53,041 --> 01:24:54,166
Oh, well.
1263
01:24:54,791 --> 01:24:55,833
We're done here.
1264
01:24:56,791 --> 01:24:58,416
What do you mean, done?
1265
01:24:58,500 --> 01:25:00,750
All this pizza talk got me hungry.
1266
01:25:00,833 --> 01:25:03,083
Wait a second. This is not right!
1267
01:25:04,958 --> 01:25:06,458
Grzegorz…
1268
01:25:06,541 --> 01:25:08,958
The sooner you let go of old clothes,
1269
01:25:09,833 --> 01:25:12,583
the sooner you'll find new ones.
1270
01:25:15,333 --> 01:25:17,291
- Clothes?
- Never mind.
1271
01:25:17,375 --> 01:25:19,416
Congratulations on your first case.
1272
01:25:20,833 --> 01:25:22,250
- Thank you.
- Awesome.
1273
01:26:09,833 --> 01:26:13,166
There are good ships and wood ships,
1274
01:26:13,250 --> 01:26:15,833
battle ships and rocket ships,
1275
01:26:16,958 --> 01:26:19,833
but the best kind of
ships are relationships.
1276
01:26:25,958 --> 01:26:27,916
- What?
- The rings.
1277
01:26:33,708 --> 01:26:34,750
Relax!
1278
01:26:47,375 --> 01:26:51,541
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
1279
01:26:56,375 --> 01:26:57,833
Amen!
1280
01:27:32,291 --> 01:27:33,333
I love you.
1281
01:27:33,416 --> 01:27:34,583
And I love...
1282
01:27:41,375 --> 01:27:43,333
Look at our boy growing up.
1283
01:28:09,125 --> 01:28:11,000
I love you, homo!
1284
01:28:17,541 --> 01:28:18,833
Here you go, baby.
1285
01:28:20,416 --> 01:28:21,541
Thanks.
1286
01:28:22,416 --> 01:28:25,000
- Do you need anything else?
- Some space?
1287
01:28:25,958 --> 01:28:27,916
It's always all about me, me, me!
1288
01:28:28,000 --> 01:28:29,166
You're suffocating me!
1289
01:28:29,250 --> 01:28:31,958
In a parallel universe
all of this would be different.
1290
01:28:32,041 --> 01:28:34,833
It would be more… exciting.
1291
01:28:35,375 --> 01:28:37,875
Well, at least we're together.
1292
01:28:37,958 --> 01:28:39,458
Right?
1293
01:28:43,333 --> 01:28:44,375
Hey!
1294
01:28:45,166 --> 01:28:48,000
Aren't you the guy
who invented that cure for...
1295
01:28:48,083 --> 01:28:49,625
Alzheimer's.
1296
01:28:50,166 --> 01:28:51,500
Exactly.
1297
01:28:52,416 --> 01:28:57,166
Did you know that Gemini
and Aquarius are really compatible?
1298
01:28:58,375 --> 01:29:01,208
Tell me, honey,
how do you know my sign?
1299
01:29:01,291 --> 01:29:02,500
I have a gift.
1300
01:29:03,500 --> 01:29:06,000
I read people.
1301
01:29:10,500 --> 01:29:13,000
And I sense epic chemistry between us.
1302
01:29:18,166 --> 01:29:19,333
Anastasia…
1303
01:29:22,458 --> 01:29:24,333
…is to be brave.
1304
01:29:30,166 --> 01:29:31,166
I'm Filip.
1305
01:29:33,375 --> 01:29:34,416
Bogdan.
1306
01:29:34,958 --> 01:29:35,958
Bogdan?
1307
01:29:36,041 --> 01:29:38,708
Aren't you the famous rapper, Jordan?
1308
01:29:39,958 --> 01:29:41,000
Not anymore.
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01:29:41,625 --> 01:29:44,750
I am now focusing on
my relationship with Anastasia.
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01:30:05,541 --> 01:30:06,708
Come in…
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01:30:15,958 --> 01:30:17,166
What's this?
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01:30:18,166 --> 01:30:19,541
Some kind of key.
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01:30:25,458 --> 01:30:26,666
Oh, fuck.
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