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>> Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME TWO OF

TONIGHT'S EMMY NOMINEES, KATE McKINNON AND

KENAN THOMPSON. [ APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪ >> YES.

GOOD EVENING. >> AND WELCOME TO THE

"70th PRIMETIME EMMY AWARDS." [ APPLAUSE ]

TONIGHT IS A CELEBRATION OF THE HARD WORK AND TALENT OF EVERYONE

IN THIS ROOM. >> THAT'S RIGHT.

WE'RE ALSO CELEBRATING THE FACT THAT THIS YEAR'S EMMY

AWARDS HAS THE MOST DIVERSE GROUP OF NOMINEES IN EMMY

HISTORY. [ APPLAUSE ]

>> YES, INDEEDY. ONE STEP CLOSER TO A BLACK

SHELDON. THAT'S RIGHT.

I'M GOING TO GO AHEAD AND SAY IT.

WE SOLVED IT. >> SERIOUSLY?

SO DIVERSITY IS NOT A PROBLEM IN HOLLYWOOD ANYMORE?

>> NOPE. WE SOLVED IT.

>> WHOA. THAT IS WONDERFUL NEWS.

>> Both: WE SOLVED IT! ♪♪ WE'VE GOTTEN WITH THE TIMES

THERE'S ROOM FOR ALL OUR VOICES ♪♪

♪♪ BUT MOSTLY SHONDA RHIMES ♪♪ ♪♪ WELCOME ASIAN PEOPLE, WE GAVE

YOU THAT ONE SHOW ♪♪ ♪♪ WHO CAN FORGET THE AMAZING

SANDRA OH ♪♪ [ APPLAUSE ]

>> SANDRA OH IS THE FIRST ASIAN WOMAN TO BE NOMINATED FOR A LEAD

ACTRESS EMMY EVER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> THANK YOU, BUT IT'S AN HONOR JUST TO BE ASIAN.

♪♪ SEE? THERE WERE NONE

NOW THERE'S ONE ♪♪ ♪♪ SO WE'RE DONE ♪♪

♪♪ CONGRATULATIONS ALL AROUND AND DO US ALL A FAVOR ♪♪

♪♪ NOW PAT YOURSELF ON THE BACK ♪♪ ♪♪ BUT DON'T TOUCH YOUR

NEIGHBOR ♪♪ >> WHAT?

WHAT'D I DO? HE LIKES IT.

>> HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS? >> YES, MY AGE JUST TOLD ME.

WE SOLVED IT ♪♪ ♪♪ BANISHED EVERY CREEP

WHO BROKE THE LAW ♪♪ ♪♪ NOW THEY'RE SERVING HARD TIME

AT THAT ARIZONA SPA ♪♪ ♪♪ YES, WE SOLVED IT ♪♪

♪♪ WON'T CUT THEM ANY SLACK THEY'VE BEEN AWAY NINE LONG

MONTHS ♪♪ ♪♪ NOW LET THEM ALL COME BACK ♪♪

>> WHOA, TITUSS. I DON'T THINK SO.

>> I'M SORRY. IT RHYMED.

>> LOOK AT US. WE'RE ALL DIFFERENT IN THE SAME

WAY. WE SOLVED IT!

♪♪ THIS ROOM IS SO DIVERSE FROM DEMOCRAT TO LIBERAL

DEMOCRAT ♪♪ ♪♪ SHALL WE SING ANOTHER VERSE? ♪♪

ING IS GUYS. >> GUYS, GUYS.

YOU GOT TO STOP. YOU HAVEN'T SOLVED IT.

THIS SONG IS WAY TOO WHITE. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

COME ON, COME ON. ♪♪ WE SOLVED IT

WE FIXED IT WE CYNTHIA NIX'D IT ♪♪

♪♪ AND AS FOR POLITICS YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE

STAND ♪♪ ♪♪ WITH ROSEANNE ♪♪

>> NO! >> WHAT?

DID SOMETHING HAPPEN? BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?♪♪

IS THERE ANY ROOM IN THIS SONG FOR A STRAIGHT WHITE GUY LIKE

ME? >> WAS THAT SCARY?

>> IT WAS SO SCARY. IT WAS NOT MY FAVORITE.

IT'S LIMEKE, PLUMMET TO YOUR DEATH ON NATIONAL TV MUCH?

>> HA HA HA. >> HMM.

>> ANYWAY, YOU CAN'T BE A PART OF THIS.

>> THAT'S GOOD. HAVE FUN, GUYS.

>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHECKING EVERY BOX, PLEASE

WELCOME THE ONE‐OF‐EACH DANCERS.

♪♪♪♪

>> MR. THOMPSON, A PHONE CALL. >> FOR ME?

THANK YOU VERY MUCH. EXCUSE ME.

HELLO? OH, WE DIDN'T SOLVE IT?

I SEE. LONG WAY TO GO?

OKAY. CART BEFORE THE HORSE?

VERY GOOD. SPIKING THE BALL AT THE

50‐YARD‐LINE? WELL, SURE.

RIGHT. RIGHT.

WELL, I APPRECIATE YOUR CALL. THANK YOU, RU.

>> HOLD UP. Y'ALL CALLED ME UP HERE FOR ONE

LINE IN A STUPID SKIT? >> IT'S OKAY, JUST TAKE YOUR

SEAT, PLEASE. >> Y'ALL AIN'T RIGHT.

>> I KNOW. WE'RE SORRY.

THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

[ APPLAUSE ] >> COME ON, EVERYBODY, WE GOT A

SHOW TO DO. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME

MR. JOHN LEGEND. ♪♪ WE SOLVED IT

CONGRATS TO YOU AND ME AND ME ♪♪ ♪♪ WE FIXED THE WORLD

THROUGH THE MAGIC OF TV ♪♪ ♪♪ WE SOLVED IT

WE SOLVED IT WE SOLVED IT ♪♪♪♪

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Announcer: PLEASE WELCOME YOUR HOSTS, COLIN JOST AND

MICHAEL CHE. [ APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪ >> WHOA.

GOOD EVENING. >> HELLO, EVERYONE.

WELCOME TO THE "70th PRIMETIME EMMY AWARDS."

I'M COLIN JOST. >> AND I'M MICHAEL CHE.

>> THANK YOU. [ APPLAUSE ]

YOU KNOW, IT IS AN HONOR TO BE HERE

SHARING THIS NIGHT WITH THE MANY, MANY TALENTED AND CREATIVE

PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD WHO HAVEN'T BEEN CAUGHT YET.

[ LAUGHTER ] >> THIS YEAR THE AUDIENCE IS

ALLOWED TO DRINK IN THEIR SEATS. HOPE YOU'RE EXCITED ABOUT THAT.

[ APPLAUSE ] BECAUSE THE ONE THING HOLLYWOOD

NEEDS RIGHT NOW IS PEOPLE LOSING THEIR INHIBITIONS AT A WORK

FUNCTION. >> THAT'S TRUE, THAT'S TRUE.

MM‐HMM. >> WE JUST WANT TO SAY A QUICK

HELLO TO THE THOUSANDS OF YOU HERE IN THE AUDIENCE TONIGHT AND

TO THE HUNDREDS WATCHING AT HOME.

HI, "SILVER LINING" SENIOR CENTER.

>> MY MOTHER'S NOT WATCHING TONIGHT.

>> WHAT? >> SHE SAYS SHE DOESN'T LIKE

WATCHING WHITE AWARD SHOWS BECAUSE Y'ALL DON'T THANK JESUS

ENOUGH. >> THAT'S TRUE.

>> THE ONLY WHITE PEOPLE THAT THAT ANYTHING ‐‐ THAT THANK

JESUS AT AWARD SHOWS ARE REPUBLICANS AND EX‐CRACKHEADS.

>> I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS.

THE FIRST EMMYS WERE HELD BACK IN 1949.

THINGS WERE VERY DIFFERENT BACK THEN.

GAS WAS 17 CENTS A GALLON, A NEW HOME COST $7,000.

AND WE ALL AGREED THAT NAZIS WERE BAD.

>> MOSTLY. [ APPLAUSE ]

>> IN FACT, ACTUALLY, COLIN, YOU'LL LIKE THIS, OUR NETWORK,

NBC, HAS THE MOST NOMINATIONS OF ANY

BROADCAST NETWORK. WHICH IS KINDA LIKE BEING THE

SEXIEST PERSON ON LIFE SUPPORT. IT'S NOT GREAT.

>> STILL NOT LOOKING GREAT. >> NOT GREAT FOR YOU GUYS, NO.

>> NETFLIX OF COURSE HAS THE MOST

NOMINATIONS TONIGHT. [ APPLAUSE ]

THAT'S RIGHT. AND

IF YOU'RE A NETWORK EXECUTIVE, THAT'S THE SCARIEST THING YOU

CAN POSSIBLY HEAR EXCEPT MAYBE, "SIR, RONAN FARROW IS ON LINE

ONE." >> YOU DON'T WANT THAT CALL.

>> YOU DON'T WANT THAT CALL. OF COURSE THERE ARE SO MANY

INCREDIBLE NOMINEES TONIGHT. >> "BLACK‐ISH" IS NOMINATED.

[ APPLAUSE ] "BLACK‐ISH" IS ALSO HOW I'VE

BEEN ASKED TO BEHAVE TONIGHT. WE'LL SEE HOW THAT GOES.

>> ONE OF OUR FAVORITE SHOWS, "THIS IS US", IS NOMINATED FOR

BEST DRAMA. [ APPLAUSE ]

THAT'S RIGHT. MILO'S HERE.

HE PLAYS JACK ON THE SHOW. THE NEXT SEASON OF "THIS IS US"

WILL EXPLORE JACK'S EXPERIENCES IN VIETNAM.

THIS WAS IN RESPONSE TO VIEWERS WHO WROTE IN AND SAID, "SADDER,

PLEASE." >> SPEAKING OF SAD, "THE

HANDMAID'S TALE" IS NOMINATED FOR BEST DRAMA.

[ APPLAUSE ] I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE SEEN IT,

BUT "THE HANDMAID'S TALE" TAKES

PLACE IN AN IMAGINARY FUTURE WHERE AN ENTIRE GROUP OF PEOPLE

IS VIOLENTLY FORCED TO WORK AND MAKE BABIES AGAINST THEIR WILL.

IT'S WHAT BLACK PEOPLE CALL "HISTORY."

IT'S "ROOTS" FOR WHITE WOMEN, THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

>> OF COURSE. ROOTS WITH BONNETS.

>> THERE WERE SEVERAL DRAMATIC RESCUES FOR TV SHOWS THIS

SUMMER. "BROOKLYN NINE‐NINE" WAS

CANCELLED BY FOX, BUT PICKED UP BY NBC.

>> "LAST MAN STANDING" WAS CANCELLED BY ABC AND PICKED UP

BY FOX. >> AND "ROSEANNE" WAS CANCELLED

BY HERSELF, BUT PICKED UP BY WHITE NATIONALISTS.

OKAY. >> SHE'S HAD A ROUGH YEAR.

>> THAT'S TOUGH. >> I HEARD ROSEANNE IS ACTUALLY

MOVING TO ISRAEL.

HOW MESSED UP IS YOUR LIFE WHEN YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE MIDDLE

EAST JUST TO GET PEACE OF MIND? BY THE WAY, CONGRATULATIONS TO

LAURIE METCALF. PLEASE.

[ APPLAUSE ] I MEAN, WOW.

THAT'S INCREDIBLE. YOU KNOW HOW GREAT AN ACTRESS

YOU HAVE TO BE TO GET NOMINATED FOR "ROSEANNE" NOW?

THAT'S LIKE NOMINATING A COP FOR A B. E. T. AWARD.

DOESN'T HAPPEN. IT WOULD BE WEIRD.

[ APPLAUSE ] >> TELEVISION OBVIOUSLY HAS MORE

CHOICES THAN EVER BEFORE.

THIS YEAR, NETFLIX WILL SPEND $8 BILLION ON PROGRAMMING, AND

THEY NOW HAVE 700 ORIGINAL SERIES.

WHICH MAKES ME REALIZE THAT THE SHOW I PITCHED THEM MUST HAVE

REALLY SUCKED. >> IT DID.

>> IT'S LIKE BEING TURNED DOWN FOR A CVS REWARDS CARD.

>> HOW DOES NETFLIX MAKE MONEY? IT'S LIKE $900 A MONTH AND

EVERYBODY IS SHARING AN ACCOUNT. >> THE OBAMAS NOW EVEN HAVE

THEIR OWN PRODUCTION DEAL AT NETFLIX.

AND MY DREAM IS THAT THE ONLY THING THEY PRODUCE IS THEIR OWN

VERSION OF HIGHER RATINGS.

>> THINGS ARE GETTING BETTER, BUT AS WE ALL KNOW, TV HAS

ALWAYS HAD A DIVERSITY PROBLEM. CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY DID

15 SEASONS OF "ER" WITHOUT ONE FILIPINO NURSE?

>> THAT'S CRAZY. THAT'S JUST CRAZY.

>> HAVE YOU BEEN TO A HOSPITAL? >> THAT'S JUST CRAZY.

>> EVEN ON A GREAT SHOW LIKE "CHEERS."

I LOVE "CHEERS," BUT YOU'RE TELLING ME THEY MADE A

SHOW ABOUT AN ALL‐WHITE SPORTS BAR IN 1980s BOSTON, AND NOT ONE

BLACK DUDE WALKED IN, SAW ALL THESE WHITE PEOPLE, AND THEN

WALKED RIGHT BACK OUT? I WOULD HAVE.

>> AND THERE'S EVEN MORE DIVERSITY COMING TO TV.

THERE'S A LATINO "MAGNUM P. I." THERE'S GOING TO BE A BLACK

SAMANTHA ON A REBOOT OF "BEWITCHED."

BUT IT'S GONNA GET BALANCED OUT BY AN ALL‐WHITE REBOOT OF

"ATLANTA" CALLED "15 MILES OUTSIDE OF ATLANTA."

[ APPLAUSE ] >> THAT'S GOOD.

>> AND IT FOCUSES ON WHITE WOMEN WHO CALL THE POLICE ON THE CAST

OF "ATLANTA." >> WELL, IT'S NOT PERFECT.

BUT TV HAS COME A LONG WAY IN THE PAST 70 YEARS, I THINK

THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY, COLIN.

>> THAT'S RIGHT. AND WITH THE AMAZING

CONTRIBUTIONS FROM EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM TONIGHT, I THINK WE

CAN KEEP TELEVISION GOING FOR ANOTHER FIVE, SIX YEARS TOPS.

>> TOPS. BUT LET'S HAVE FUN TONIGHT.

>> LET'S START GIVING OUT SOME TROPHIES.

YOU GUYS EXCITED? [ APPLAUSE ]

>> HERE ARE THE NOMINEES FOR SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A COMEDY

SERIES. >> SON, I WAS THREATENING TO

QUIT BACK WHEN I WAS IN DIAPERS. IT WAS FOR AN ADULT DIAPERS

COMMERCIAL. AND I WAS FIRED.

>> RONALD REAGAN! >> DON'T JUGGLE HIM.

>> YOU BOSS SOME WHITE PEOPLE AROUND.

>> YOU DON'T GET TO BE HAPPY UNTIL I CAN GET TO MY PIANO.

>> OH, MY GOD. HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

>> I CAN SHOW YOU. IT'S A TEACHABLE SKILL.

>> I SAID I WAS GOING TO RUN THIS COUNTRY LIKE A BUSINESS.

THAT BUSINESS IS A WAFFLE HOUSE AT 2:00 A. M.

>> I LEFT BECAUSE OF THE CRIME SITUATION.

I COMMITTED A BUNCH OF CRIMES. AND IT BECAME A SITUATION.

>> AND NOW TO PRESENT THE AWARD FOR SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A COMEDY

SERIES, PLEASE WELCOME CLAIRE FOY AND MATT SMITH.

[ APPLAUSE ] >> GOOD EVENING.

WE'RE HAVING A MARVELOUS TIME. WE ARE THRILLED TO PRESENT THE

FIRST AWARD OF THE NIGHT. >> AND IF WE DON'T SOUND

THRILLED, THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE'RE VERY, VERY BRITISH.

>> AND THE EMMY GOES TO. >> HENRY WINKLER.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪♪♪♪

>> OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.

OH, MY GOD. OKAY.

I ONLY HAVE 37 SECONDS. I WROTE THIS 43 YEARS AGO.

CAN I JUST SAY SKIP BRITTENHAM SAID TO ME A LONG TIME AGO IF

YOU STAY AT IT LONG ENOUGH, THE CHIPS COME TO YOU.

TONIGHT I GOT TO CLEAR THE TABLE.

IF YOU GET A CHANCE TO WORK WITH BILL HADER OR ALEC BERG, RUN,

DON'T WORK. THANK YOU FOR PRODUCING US, FOR

CREATING US, FOR DIRECTING US, AND BILL FOR ACTING WITH US, AND

ALL OF OUR WONDERFUL WRITERS. SHERRY THOMPSON AND OUR

WONDERFUL SHARON, SHERRY GOLDBERG, AN EXTRAORDINARY

PUBLICIST, CLIFF AND AARON AND CHRIS WHO REPRESENT ME ALMOST

FOR THE FIRST TIME I FEEL REPRESENTED.

I CAN'T STOP YET. MY WIFE STACY, OH, MY GOD, MY

CAST AND CREW, AND THE KIDS, KIDS, JED, ZOE AND MAX, YOU CAN

GO TO BED NOW, DADDY WON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪ >> Announcer: COMING UP NEXT,

JIMMY KIMMEL AND TRACY MORGAN, MILLIE BOBBY BROWN,

EMILIA CLARKE, ANDY SAMBERG, AND SANDRA OH.

♪♪♪♪

>>> WELCOME BACK. >> WELCOME BACK, GUYS.

>> WELCOME BACK. TONIGHT WE'RE STARTING WITH THE

COMEDY AWARDS. >> THAT'S RIGHT.

IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN WATCHING TV LATELY, A COMEDY IS JUST A

DRAMA THAT'S 30 MINUTES LONG. >> HERE ARE THE NOMINEES FOR

SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A COMEDY SERIES.

>> SORRY I'M LATE, BUT I GOT HERE AS SOON AS I WANTED TO.

>> FOLKS, LISTEN TO ME, BECAUSE I'M NO NONSENSE BUT I'M ALL

NONSENSE. >> I'M LIBERTY BELL, THE

AMERICAN HERO. I'M A PERFECT TEN AND YOU'RE A

ZERO. >> THEY'RE ALL DANCING.

OH, MY GOD. WAS HE HERE THE WHOLE TIME?

>> YOU BOMBED. YOU TOOK OUT ANTWERP.

PEOPLE WERE ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS FOR A FALLOUT

SHELTER. YOU BOMBED.

>> THEY WERE MAKING A SOUND THE WHOLE TIME, LIKE ‐‐

>> NOBODY KICKS OMAROSA OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE.

>> GET AWAY FROM THE WINDOW! >> Announcer: TO PRESENT THE

AWARD FOR SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A COMEDY SERIES, PLEASE WELCOME

JIMMY KIMMEL AND TRACY MORGAN. [ APPLAUSE ]

>> LET'S HAVE A HAND FOR MICHAEL AND COLIN.

WEREN'T THEY VERY FUNNY? I THOUGHT THEY WERE GREAT.

AND THIS IS WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO LOOK LIKE IN 30 YEARS.

NOW, I KNOW I SPEAK FOR YOU, TRACY, WHEN

WE SAY WE ARE DELIGHTED THIS YEAR TO HAVE SUCH A DIVERSE

COLLECTION OF TALENTED SUPPORTING ACTRESS NOMINEES,

EACH OF WHOM IS VERY DESERVING OF AN EMMY AWARD.

>> I'M ONLY ROOTING FOR THE BLACK PEOPLE.

>> WHAT HE'S SAYING IS, IN THIS CATEGORY IN

PARTICULAR, IT'S HARD TO EVEN KNOW WHO TO ROOT FOR.

BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT PEOPLE.

>> I'M ROOTING FOR LESLIE JONES, ZAZIE BEETZ, AND

MILLIE BOBBY BROWN. >> MILLIE BOBBY BROWN, SHE'S NOT

BLACK AND SHE'S NOT NOMINATED IN THIS CATEGORY.

>> WELL, THEN SHE'S UNINVITED TO THE COOKOUT.

>> THERE'S A COOKOUT? >> YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT FROM ME.

>> THE EMMY FOR SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A COMEDY SERIES GOES

TO ‐‐ >> ALEX BORSTEIN.

>> COME ON DOWN! [ APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪ >> CONGRATULATIONS.

>> THANK YOU. [ APPLAUSE ]

>> I WENT WITHOUT THE BRA. WHAT A PLATFORM.

LADIES, WHEN YOU USE A PUBLIC RESTROOM, SIT DOWN.

IF YOU SIT, WE CAN ALL SIT. STOP PEEING ON THE SEAT.

I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE AT AMAZON.

I WANT TO THANK AMY SHERMAN‐PALLADINO, YOU'RE MY

FRIEND, I LOVE YOU, I HATE YOU. THE CAST, THE CREW.

THE CREW, THE CREW, YOU DO EVERYTHING, WE SEE YOU.

MY FAMILY. YOU ARE EVERYTHING.

MY FATHER, YOU ARE THE ONLY MAN WHO HAS EVER TRULY LOVED AND

TAKEN CARE OF ME, THANK YOU FOR THAT.

MY BROTHERS, MY LA LA, LIFE IS POSSIBLE WITH YOU.

MY CHILDREN, YOU ARE EVERYTHING. THIS IS ALL FUN.

THIS IS WONDERFUL. BUT NONE OF THIS MATTERS.

YOU MATTER. I LOVE YOU.

THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME A LIFE AND I'M GOING TO TRY TO BE THERE

FOR MORE OF IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Announcer: AND NOW HERE ARE THE NOMINEES FOR OUTSTANDING

WRITING FOR A COMEDY SERIES. >> I WOULD SAY NICE TO MEET YOU,

BUT I'M LEAVING TOWN. I'LL JUST SAY WE ALWAYS MET.

>> I WANT TO GO OUT THERE AND TRY TO BURN A GUY AND HAVE HIM

SAY, THERE'S THE GUY FROM THE CHICKEN COMMERCIAL.

>> I DON'T KNOW IF I DO COMMERCIALS.

>> DID YOU EVER THINK YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SOMETHING AND YOU

SUDDENLY REALIZED YOU'RE NOT? >> YES.

MARRIED. >> THAT'S GOOD.

YOU'RE GOOD. >> YOU SHOULD STICK TO YOUR

HUSBAND SO WE'LL GET PAID. >> I WILL CALL MY HUSBAND AND

THEN THE POLICE. >> DO IT, THEN, BEIGE LADY.

>> WHO IS DOING "LONG DAY JOURNEY INTO NIGHT" WITH A BUNCH

OF COKE HEADS? WE COULD BRING IT IN JUST UNDER

37 MINUTES. >> THEY'RE ATTACKING US.

>> IT'S THE 51% ATTACK. >> IT HAS TO BE.

>> I'M SORRY, WHAT? >> Announcer: PRESENTING THIS

WRITING AWARD ARE MILLIE BOBBY BROWN AND

EMILIA CLARKE. >> AN ACTOR IS NOTHING WITHOUT

WRITING. AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT A WRITER

TOLD ME. >> TONIGHT, WE ARE HAPPY TO

ANNOUNCE THAT THE COMEDY WRITING CATEGORY, ONCE DOMINATED BY

WHITE MALE NERDS, NOW BOASTS MORE FEMALE AND DIVERSE NERDS

THAN EVER BEFORE. >> THE EMMY FOR WRITING FOR A

COMEDY SERIES GOES TO ‐‐ >> AMY SHERMAN‐PALLADINO.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪♪♪♪

>> UH, HI. WHOEVER PUT THAT CARPET DOWN

HATES WOMEN. I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT RIGHT

AWAY. TIME'S UP, OKAY?

ALEX BORSTEIN MADE ME RIP MY TIGHTS.

WHATEVER. I'LL GET THROUGH THIS.

I JUST WANT TO SAY MY FATHER INSPIRED THIS, REALLY.

I HAD TO TURN A 6'2" BRONX JEW INTO RACHEL BROSNAHAN.

THAT'S HOLLYWOOD. I WANT TO THANK HIM AND I WANT

TO THANK MY HUSBAND, DANNY PALLADINO.

AND MY CAST, MY CAST. YOUR GRACIOUSNESS, YOUR HARD

WORK, YOUR BRILLIANCE AND YOUR ENDURANCE.

AND THE FACT THAT YOU GRACIOUSLY ACCEPTED.

SOMETIMES IT MATTERS WHEN YOU DROP A "THE."

I THANK YOU. I LOVE YOU.

GOODBYE. [ APPLAUSE ]

>> Announcer: HERE ARE THE NOMINEES FOR DIRECTING FOR A

COMEDY SERIES. >> DONALD GLOVER, "ATLANTA,"

"FUBU" >> HIRO MURAI, "ATLANTA," "TEDDY

PERKINS" >> BILL HADER, "BARRY," "CHAPTER

ONE: MAKE YOUR MARK" >> MARK CENDROWSKI, "THE BIG

BANG THEORY," "THE BOW TIE ASYMMETRY"

>> JESSE PERETZ, "GLOW," "PILOT" >> AMY SHERMAN‐PALLADINO, "THE

MARVELOUS MRS. MAISEL," "PILOT" >> MIKE JUDGE, "SILICON VALLEY,"

"INITIAL COIN OFFERING" >> Announcer: TO PRESENT THIS

DIRECTING AWARD, HERE ARE SANDRA OH AND ANDY SAMBERG.

[ APPLAUSE ] >> GOOD EVENING.

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO COME OUT HERE AND READ THE WINNER, BUT

INSTEAD, I'VE DECIDED TO SPEAK FROM THE HEART.

>> WHY'D YOU DO THAT? WHY DID YOU RIP THE ENVELOPE?

>> I DON'T KNOW, I WAS IN THE MOMENT.

I GOT OVERWHELMED. >> NOW WE DON'T KNOW WHO THE

WINNER IS. >> OH, MY GOD, I SHOULDN'T HAVE

DONE THAT. SHOULD WE JUST MAKE IT UP?

>> I DON'T THINK WE CAN DO THAT. >> THE WINNER IS "LA LA LAND."

>> NO, DON'T DO THAT. ANYTHING BUT THAT.

JUST GIVE ME THE TWO SIDES. >> JEREMY PARK.

>> WHO IS THAT? >> A GUY I DATED IN HIGH SCHOOL.

>> YOU THINK HE WON THE AWARD FOR DIRECTING A COMEDY?

>> WE LOST TOUCH. HE COULD BE DOING ANYTHING.

>> ALL RIGHT, GIVE ME THAT. >> I MISS YOU, JEREMY.

>> COME ON. AND THE EMMY GOES TO ‐‐

AMY SHERMAN‐PALLADINO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪ >> MY PANIC ROOM IS GOING TO BE

SO PRETTY. OKAY.

IT TAKES A GIANT VILLAGE FULL OF UNION CREW MEMBERS TO MAKE SURE

THAT MAISEL GOES OUT ON THE STREETS OF NEW YORK AND TAKES

YOUR PARKING SPACES AWAY FROM YOU.

TO MY CREW, MY CREW, MY CREW, YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING.

I WORSHIP YOU. TO DAVID MULLEN, PROFESSOR

MULLEN, THE DP FROM THE GODS, TO MARIELLA, BEGGS A. D. IN THE

WORLD, YOU ARE NEXT. TO DANA GILBERT, WHAT CAN SAY,

YOU MAKE IT ALL HAPPEN. AND I HAVE TO SAY ONCE AGAIN,

DANIEL PALLADINO, MY CONSIGLIERE, MY EVERYTHING, I

LOVE YOU TO DEATH. MY ACTORS, GOD LOVE YOU, YOU

DON'T FLINCH WHEN I SAY IT'S A SIX‐PAGE.

I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU. THANK YOU AND GOODBYE.

[ APPLAUSE ] >> Announcer: UP NEXT,

TIFFANY HADDISH, ANGELA BASSETT, AND MICHAEL DOUGLAS.

PLUS, THE AWARDS FOR LEAD ACTOR AND ACTRESS IN A COMEDY. EMMY AWARDS IS

SPONSORED BY SAMSUNG.

>> Announcer: OUR NEXT AWARD IS FOR LEAD ACTRESS IN A COMEDY

SERIES. HERE ARE THE NOMINEES.

>> AT THIS RATE, HUSBAND ADAM WILL ONLY BE HOCKEY GAMES, BALL

SCRATCHES, AND FARTS. >> I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO

DO FOR MAMA. >> PUT HER DOWN, BACK OF THE

HEAD, DOUBLE TAP. >> I LOVE HOW WE CAN JOKE ABOUT

THIS. >> COULD I GET SOME WATER?

>> YES, SURE. >> THAT'S REALLY VODKA.

>> WHAT CART, I DON'T SEE A CART?

>> MY NAME IS MRS. MAISEL. THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT.

>> Announcer: TO REVEAL THE WINNER, PLEASE WELCOME

ANGELA BASSETT AND THIS YEAR'S WINNER FOR GUEST ACTRESS IN A

COMEDY SERIES, TIFFANY HADDISH. [ APPLAUSE ]

>> IT IS A PLEASURE TO PRESENT THIS AWARD AMONG SUCH A TALENTED

GROUP OF WOMEN. >> YES.

SO MANY EXCEPTIONAL ACTRESSES. >> WELL?

YOU'VE HAD QUITE THE EXCEPTIONAL YEAR YOURSELF, TIFFANY.

>> I HAVE, I HAVE. SEPTEMBER 28th.

BUT I'M STANDING HERE WITH ANGELA BASSETT.

[ APPLAUSE ] ROYALTY.

ROYALTY. >> YES, AND NOW LET'S GET DOWN

TO BUSINESS. >> SHE READY.

THE EMMY FOR LEAD ACTRESS IN A COMEDY SERIES GOES TO ‐‐

>> RACHEL BROSNAHAN. >> "THE MARVELOUS MRS. MAISEL."

[ APPLAUSE ] ♪♪♪♪

>> THERE YOU GO, GIRL. >> THANK YOU.

OH, BYE. >> THERE YOU GO.

WOW. THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH.

HI. OKAY.

THANK YOU TO OUR BRILLIANT WRITERS AND CREATORS, AMY

SHERMAN‐PALLADINO AND DAN PALLADINO, I'LL BE THANKING YOU

FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE FOR TRUSTING ME WITH YOUR MIDGE.

THANK YOU TO ALL OUR PRODUCERS, OUR TEAM AT AMAZON, TO JEFF AND

JEN AND MARK AND KEN AND ALBERT AND DONNA.

AND THANK YOU TO OUR INCREDIBLE CAST.

AND OUR EARTH‐SHATTERINGLY TALENTED CREW.

THIS IS INSANE. THANK YOU TO MY TEAM AT CAA AND

KEN LEE AND CAROL AND TED. MY FRIENDS AND MY FAMILY, YOU

ARE ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING TO ME. AND ONE OF THE THINGS I LOVE THE

MOST ABOUT THIS SHOW WHILE I HAVE YOU CAPTIVE FOR ANOTHER TWO

SECONDS, IT'S ABOUT A WOMAN WHO IS FINDING HER VOICE ANEW.

IT'S SOMETHING THAT'S HAPPENING ALL OVER THE COUNTRY RIGHT NOW.

ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT WAYS THAT WE CAN FIND AND USE OUR

VOICES IS TO VOTE. SO IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY

REGISTERED, DO IT ON YOUR CELLPHONE RIGHT NOW.

VOTE, SHOW UP, AND BRING A FRIEND TO THE POLLS.

THANK YOU SO MUCH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Announcer: OUR NEXT AWARD IS FOR LEAD ACTOR IN A COMEDY

SERIES. HERE ARE THE NOMINEES ‐‐

>> I'M STRESS EATING AND I'M GAINING WEIGHT AND MY THIGHS,

LOOK AT THAT. >> COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS ONLY.

>> YOU CALL YOURSELF A SALESMAN? YOU SON OF A BITCH.

>> WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? >> I'M JOKING.

>> YOU'RE LIKE THE OLD CLOTHES RICH PEOPLE DONATE TO GOODWILL.

SOMETHING THEY DON'T NEED BUT THEY CAN PAT THEMSELVES ON THE

BACK FOR ANYWAY. >> I'M RICH!

>> THAT'S ENOUGH ALREADY. I CAN'T HEAR A THING.

SHUT UP. >> Announcer: TO PRESENT THE

AWARD FOR LEAD ACTOR IN A COMEDY SERIES, PLEASE WELCOME

MICHAEL DOUGLAS. >> GOOD EVENING.

SO I'VE WON A FEW AWARDS IN MY CAREER.

BUT I'VE LOST A HELL OF A LOT MORE.

SO I WANT TO GIVE SOME ADVICE TO THE LOSERS.

CARRY THAT RAGE. LET IT FUEL EVERYTHING YOU DO

FROM THIS NIGHT FORWARD. KNOW THAT YOU WERE CHEATED.

YOU WERE ROBBED. THAT IS A FACT.

LET THAT FIRE BURN IN YOUR BELLY UNTIL YOUR COLD, DEAD BODY IS IN

A PINE BOX, SIX FEET DEEP, CLUTCHING ALL ITS EMMYS TO ITS

CHEST. [ APPLAUSE ]

AND THE AWARD FOR LEAD ACTOR IN A COMEDY SERIES GOES TO ‐‐

BILL HADER, "BARRY." [ APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪

>> UHH, I DIDN'T THINK THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN.

OKAY. SO, YEAH, I TOOK CLASSES AT

SECOND CITY, L. A. NOTHING.

I WAS TAUGHT THERE THAT YOU SHOULD ALWAYS MAKE THE OTHER

PEOPLE LOOK GOOD. SO WHAT I DID WAS I HIRED A

BUNCH OF REALLY GREAT ACTORS THAT MADE ME LOOK REALLY GOOD.

SO I SHARE THIS WITH THE CAST. HENRY WINKLER, STEVEN ROOT,

SARAH GOLDBERG, ANTHONY CARRIGAN, PAULA NEWSOM.

ALL OF YOU, THANK YOU SO, SO MUCH.

THANK YOU, ALEC BERG, THANK YOU, HBO.

AND HANNAH, HARPER, HALEY. [ APPLAUSE ]

>> Announcer: NEXT, BOB ODENKIRK,

CONSTANCE WU, KIT HARINGTON, CHRISSY TEIGEN AND JOHN LEGEND.

♪♪♪♪ >> WE'RE BACK.

>> HELLO. >> THANK YOU.

[ APPLAUSE ] >> I JUST WANT TO SAY, SIX

AWARDS, ALL WHITE WINNERS. NOBODY THANKED JESUS YET.

[ LAUGHTER ] >> ONE LADY ONE TWICE AND STILL

DIDN'T THANK JESUS. >> WE'RE NOW INTO THE

"LIMITED SERIES" CATEGORIES. >> A LIMITED SERIES IS WHEN A

MOVIE STAR REACHES THE LIMIT ON ALL THEIR CREDIT CARDS SO THEY

HAVE TO DO TV. CUMBERBATCH KNOWS WHAT I'M

TALKING ABOUT. >> GET YOUR MONEY, MAN.

>> AS YOU KNOW, IT'S THE EMMYS 70th ANNIVERSARY TONIGHT, AND WE

THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO GIVE YOU ALL SOME INTERESTING FACTS

ABOUT TELEVISION'S RICH HISTORY WITH THE HELP OF OUR GOOD

FRIENDS MAYA RUDOLPH AND FRED ARMISEN.

[ APPLAUSE ] ♪♪♪♪

>> HI. >> HI, GUYS.

>> HEY. >> SO YOU GUYS KNOW EVERYTHING

THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT THE EMMYS.

>> OKAY. >> GREAT.

BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY NOMINEES, AND SO MANY

CATEGORIES, AND WE'RE GONNA BE COMING TO YOU WITH A LOT OF

QUESTIONS TONIGHT. YOU MUST HAVE DONE WEEKS OF

RESEARCH. >> OH, MY GOD.

YES! >> SO MUCH RESEARCH.

IT WAS LIKE, THIS IS ME NORMALLY, AHHH.

AND THIS IS MY RESEARCHING. >> WOW.

SO DID YOU MEMORIZE IT ALL OR DO YOU HAVE NOTES?

>> WE MEMORIZED IT. >> WE HAVE NOTES.

>> YEAH, WE MADE A NOTE FOR OURSELVES TO MEMORIZE IT.

>> BUT, YOU KNOW. >> IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU GUYS ARE

VERY PREPARED. >> OH, YEAH.

>> I'M GLAD IT SOUNDS LIKE IT. >> YOU KNOW WHAT, WE'RE ACTUALLY

OVERPREPARED. >> IT'S LIKE, DIAL IT BACK, IT'S

LIKE TOO MUCH FASCINATING INFORMATION.

>> TOO MUCH. >> WHEN WE HAVE A QUESTION,

WE'RE GOING TO COME LOOKING FOR YOU GUYS.

>> YOU BETTER, LITTLE MAN. ALSO, IS THERE A SMOOTHIE PLACE

AROUND HERE? >> FRED AND MAYA, EVERYBODY.

[ APPLAUSE ] >> AND NOW, HERE ARE THE

NOMINEES FOR SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A LIMITED SERIES OR MOVIE.

>> WE LOST OUR HUSBANDS AND A FEW HORSES.

AND WE'RE STILL HERE. THAT MEANS WE'VE STILL GOT

CHOICES. ♪♪ HOW DID IT COME TO THIS ♪♪

>> I DON'T BELIEVE IN YOU OR ANYONE.

NOT EVEN MYSELF. >> WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

>> I WANT EVERYTHING. >> YOU HAVE IT ALL.

I GIVE YOU ALL. >> FIND HIM.

CATCH HIM. BUT DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT WHAT

MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT BE GOING THROUGH HIS MIND.

>> NEVER ACCEPT DRINKS FROM STRANGERS.

MY DADDY TAUGHT ME THAT. >> Announcer: YOU'VE SEEN THE

NOMINEES. NOW, TO PRESENT THE AWARD,

PLEASE WELCOME JOHN LEGEND AND CHRISSY TEIGEN.

[ APPLAUSE ] >> WELL, IT HAS BEEN AN

INCREDIBLE WEEK. >> OH, MY GOD, WE GET IT, YOU

WON THE E. G. O. T., WE GET IT. GUYS, DON'T ENCOURAGE THIS

BEHAVIOR. >> I WAS TALKING ABOUT OUR

ANNIVERSARY. >> OKAY, THANK YOU, JESUS.

THAT'S FOR YOU, MICHAEL. THAT'S FOR YOU.

>> AND THE EMMY GOES TO ‐‐ MERRITT WEVER, "GODLESS."

[ APPLAUSE ] ♪♪♪♪

>> UMM, OH, I'M SO SORRY, I REALLY APPRECIATE THIS, AND I

REALLY HOPE THAT YOU DON'T MISTAKE MY FEAR RIGHT NOW FOR A

LACK OF GRATITUDE. I'M SO ‐‐ I JUST WANTED TO SAY

HELLO AND CONGRATULATIONS TO ‐‐ I CAME PREPARED AND IT'S BOMBING

ALREADY. I WANTED TO BE A GROWN UP ABOUT

THIS. BUT I WANTED TO SAY

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE OTHER NOMINEES, IT'S VERY MUCH AN

HONOR TO BE COUNTED AMONG YOU TONIGHT.

IT'S A REALLY LOVELY THING. UMM, THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE I

WANT TO THANK. BUT I THINK I'M GOING TO TRY AND

DO IT IN PRIVATE. I JUST WANT TO SAY I'M STILL

SHOCKED THAT YOU'VE MADE A SPACE FOR ME AND THAT YOU MADE A SPACE

FOR MARY AGNES. I LOVE HER AND I STILL MISS HER.

AND I HOPE SHE'S WELL. AND I WISH I COULD TELL HER

ABOUT TONIGHT. AND THANK YOU FROM THE BOTH OF

US, SO VERY MUCH. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> WE WANTED TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK TO CHECK IN WITH OUR EMMY

EXPERTS FRED AND MAYA AND SEE IF THEY COULD ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS

FOR US. >> HEY, GUYS.

READY TO GIVE US SOME EMMY FACTS?

>> UH. YEAH.

SHOOT. >> GREAT.

WELL, I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED ABOUT THE EMMY STATUE ITSELF.

CAN YOU TELL US SOMETHING ABOUT ITS HISTORY?

>> OH! OF COURSE.

WELL, IT'S ABOUT THIS BIG. >> ACTUALLY, THERE'S AN EMMY

RIGHT NEXT TO YOU GUYS. >> OH!

THIS? THIS IS ‐‐ WE KNEW THAT.

>> HERE SHE IS. >> THE ORIGINAL GOLDEN GIRL.

>> THAT'S RIGHT. AND IT'S GOT A TOP AND IT'S GOT

A BOTTOM. >> YES.

AND THAT'S THE HISTORY. >> YOU GOOD?

>> ALL RIGHT. LET'S TRY A DIFFERENT

QUESTION. >> WHY?

>> I'VE HEARD THE EMMY WAS ACTUALLY

MODELED AFTER THE DESIGNER'S WIFE?

>> OKAY. MM‐HMM.

>> UH, YEP. MRS. JOHNSON.

>> YOU GOOD? >> HANG ON, I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED

WHAT SHE'S HOLDING. >> WHO?

>> MRS. JOHNSON? >> YES.

THE THING SHE IS HOLDING. WHAT IS THAT?

>> OH. THAT ‐‐ THAT'S ‐‐ THAT'S HER

FAMOUS BALL OF RIBBONS. >> RIGHT.

AND SHE'S HOLDING IT UP TO THE LIGHT TO SEE IF IT'S DIRTY.

>> AND IT'S NOT, YAY. >> DOES IT SYMBOLIZE ANYTHING?

>> YOU TELL ME. YOU GOOD?

>> NO, WE'RE NOT GOOD. BUT NOW IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE OUT

OF TIME. >> OH, NO.

>> FRED AND MAYA, EVERYONE. [ APPLAUSE ]

>> AND NOW, HERE ARE THE NOMINEES FOR SUPPORTING ACTOR IN

A LIMITED SERIES OR MOVIE. ♪♪♪♪

>> TO THE LOVED ONES OF THE VICTIMS OF 9/11, YOUR GOVERNMENT

FAILED YOU. >> THE BARS, THE MEALS, THE MEN,

IT MEANS NOTHING. I WANT MY LIFE BACK.

>> THEY KNOW YOU'RE COMING, STOP!

THEY KNOW YOU'RE COMING, STOP! >> WAS I PAID TO LOVE HIM?

>> IT'S GODLESS COUNTRY. >> Announcer: NOW, TO PRESENT

THE AWARD, PLEASE WELCOME, KIT HARINGTON AND CONSTANCE WU.

>> THE PERFORMANCES OF THOSE NOMINEES ELEVATE OUR INDUSTRY

AND OUR ART. >> AND GAVE US HOURS AND HOURS

OF COMPELLING AND CAPTIVATING TELEVISION.

>> AND THE EMMY GOES TO ‐‐ >> JEFF DANIELS.

>> JEFF DANIELS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪

>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH. IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO A WESTERN,

DO IT WITH SCOTT FRANK. THANK YOU TO NETFLIX FOR YOUR

SUPPORT OF ARTISTS, LETTING ARTISTS BE ARTISTS.

PAUL MARTINO, EDDIE YABLONZ HAVE BEEN WITH ME SINCE THE LATE

'40s. JEN CURRAN, MICHELLE SCHWARTZ,

BRANDON CLARK, WHO TRAINED ME ON A HORSE IN MICHIGAN.

FELIX DELGADO, MY DRIVER. KATHLEEN, MY WIFE, MY FAMILY.

MARK WARRICK, MY HORSE WRANGLER. LITTLE TIP FOR YOU YOUNG ACTORS.

WHEN THEY CALL AND SAY CAN YOU RIDE A HORSE, DON'T LIE.

YOU WILL FIND ON DAY ONE YOU'RE IN THE KENTUCKY DERBY.

I WOULD ALSO FINALLY LIKE TO THANK MY HORSE, APOLLO.

HE WAS JEFF BRIDGES' HORSE ON "TRUE GRIT" AND I FELT HE WAS

MAKING UNFAIR COMPARISONS. THREE TIMES HE THREW ME OFF THE

HORSE. THREE TIMES.

THE THIRD AND LAST TIME, I BROKE MY WRIST, LITERALLY BROKE MY

WRIST. IT WAS MY LEFT WRIST.

IT'S NOW OFFICIALLY HEALED. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

[ APPLAUSE ] >> Announcer: THESE ARE THE

NOMINEES FOR WRITING FOR A LIMITED SERIES, MOVIE OR

DRAMATIC SPECIAL. >> WE HAD A FUTURE.

>> ANDREW. >> WE HAD A FUTURE, DAVID.

>> DID YOU FORGET YOUR PENCIL? AND YOU'LL BE LIKE, ACTUALLY,

YEAH. OH, I HAVE AN EXTRA ONE.

THEY'LL BE LIKE, BOOM. >> NOW IT SEEMS MY TWILIGHT'S

COME HOME AND I DIDN'T EVEN HEAR IT KNOCKING.

>> WE'LL SHOW YOU MERCY. >> GREAT MERCY SHOWING, CAPTAIN.

>> TOMORROW YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER YOUR AMENIBILITY.

>> WHAT YEAR IS THIS? [ SCREAMING ]

>> SIR, CARE FOR DESSERT? >> HOW DO YOU CARE FOR A

DESSERT? FEED IT?

VISIT IT ON SUNDAYS? >> Announcer: THOSE ARE THE

NOMINEES. NOW, TO PRESENT THE AWARD,

PLEASE WELCOME AMY BRYANT AND BOB ODENKIRK.

>> THE EMMY AWARDS BEGAN IN 1949 WITH A BRIEF READING OF THE

NOMINEES AND WINNERS. THE ENTIRE SHOW LASTED TEN

MINUTES. >> THE AUDIENCE WAS NOT

IMPRESSED. THEY WANTED IT TO BE SO MUCH

LONGER. >> THAT'S RIGHT.

SO THE NEXT YEAR, ACTORS AND ACTRESSES WERE FORCED TO READ

CHARMING PATTER BETWEEN EACH, UMM, AWARD.

>> AND SUDDENLY THEY HAD A HIT. PEOPLE LOVED THE NATURAL AND

VERY COOL BANTER AND HILARIOUS SEGUES.

>> THAT'S RIGHT, AIDY. SPEAKING OF HILARIOUS SEGUES,

THE EMMY GOES TO ‐‐ >> THE EMMY GOES TO WILLIAM

BRIDGES AND CHARLIE BROOKER, "BLACK MIRROR: USS CALLISTER."

[ APPLAUSE ] ♪♪♪♪

>> OH, MY GOODNESS ME. WHAT A DELIGHTFUL BUT HORRIFYING

OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE THIS IS. WE NEED TO THANK EVERYONE AT NET

LICKS NETFLIX FOR BEING SUPPORTIVE.

OUR INCREDIBLE CAST AND CREW. ANNABELLE JONES, CO‐SHOW‐RUNNER

WITHOUT WHOM NONE OF THIS OCCURS.

OUR FAMILIES AND OUR WIVES, I HAVE TO THANK MY WIFE DOWN

THERE. >> AND JULES.

>> WHO CAME BACK JUST IN TIME. AND I NEED TO THANK MY CHILDREN,

WHO I DON'T KNOW WHY, THEY'RE ONLY 4 AND 6 YEARS OLD, IT TURNS

OUT THEY'RE NOT REALLY INTO "BLACK MIRROR."

TINY INGRATES. I WANT TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE

CREATIVE DEBT THIS STORY IN PARTICULAR OWES TO PROGRESSIVE

U.S. TITANS OF SCI‐FI, "TWILIGHT ZONE" AND "STAR TREK."

THANK YOU VERY MUCH. >> Announcer: UP NEXT,

LESLIE JONES, RUPAUL, JAMES CORDEN, LARRY DAVID AND

RACHEL BROSNAHAN. PLUS, THE AWARDS FOR LEAD ACTOR

AND ACTRESS IN A LIMITED SERIES. THE EMMYS, ON NBC.

♪♪♪♪ >> Announcer: PLEASE WELCOME

ALEC BALDWIN AND KATE McKINNON. [ APPLAUSE ]

>> THE VERY FIRST EMMY AWARDS WERE HELD AT THE HOLLYWOOD

ATHLETIC CLUB IN 1949. >> ONLY 9% OF AMERICANS OWNED A

TELEVISION AT THE TIME, BUT THE INDUSTRY THOUGHT, "WE'VE BEEN ON

THE AIR FOR A YEAR. WE SHOULD GIVE OURSELVES SOME

AWARDS." >> THERE ARE VERY FEW PEOPLE WHO

WERE AROUND THEN THAT ARE STILL WORKING IN TELEVISION TODAY, AND

WE ARE LUCKY TO BE JOINED BY ONE OF THEM TONIGHT.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME, BETTY WHITE.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> BETTY WAS NOMINATED FOR THE

EMMY 24 TIMES. AND SHE WON EIGHT.

>> AND AT 96 YEARS OLD SHE STILL THINKS ABOUT THOSE EMMYS SHE

DIDN'T WIN. AND SHE'S STILL BITTER.

[ LAUGHTER ] >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE

INCOMPARABLE, BETTY WHITE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪

>> OH, MY GOODNESS. OH, MY GOODNESS.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU.

I'M JUST GOING TO QUIT WHILE I'M AN AHEAD.

‐‐ WHILE I'M AHEAD. OH, MY GOODNESS, GOODNESS,

GOODNESS. THIS IS VERY EXCITING.

I THOUGHT THE BIGGEST, MOST EXCITING NIGHT I HAD EVER HAD,

I'M TALKING TO LORNE MICHAELS NOW, WAS THE NIGHT THAT HE GAVE

ME AN HONOR. BUT BOY, YOU TOPPED YOURSELF

TONIGHT, LORNE. [ APPLAUSE ]

YOU THINK I'M GOING TO MISS A CHANCE WHEN I GET IT?

BELIEVE ME, THIS GOES BACK TO ‐‐ SOMEBODY SAID SOMETHING THE

OTHER DAY ABOUT FIRST LADY OF TELEVISION.

AND I TOOK IT AS A BIG COMPLIMENT.

AND THEN I HEARD HER TALKING TO HER DAUGHTER A LITTLE LATER, SHE

SAID, FIRST LADY, YES, SHE'S THAT OLD, SHE WAS THE FIRST WON,

WAY, WAY BACK. BUT LITTLE DID I DREAM THEN THAT

I WOULD BE HERE. IT'S INCREDIBLE THAT I'M STILL

IN THIS BUSINESS, THAT I'M STILL ‐‐ AND YOU ARE STILL

PUTTING UP WITH ME. [ APPLAUSE ]

NO, I'M THANKING YOU. IT'S INCREDIBLE THAT YOU CAN

STAY IN A CAREER THIS LONG AND STILL HAVE PEOPLE PUT UP WITH

YOU. I WISH THEY DID THAT AT HOME.

I WANT TO THANK LORNE MICHAELS FOR DOING NOT ONLY THIS TONIGHT,

BUT ALL THE WONDERFUL THINGS HE'S DONE WITH ME ‐‐ NO, FOR ME.

[ LAUGHTER ] AND ALL I CAN SAY IS, IT'S SUCH

A BLESSED BUSINESS TO BE IN, AND HOW LUCKY CAN I BE, AND HOW MUCH

I SAY, THANK YOU TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU.

THANK YOU SO MUCH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BETTY WHITE.

>> Announcer: AND NOW, HERE ARE THE NOMINEES FOR DIRECTING FOR A

LIMITED SERIES, MOVIE OR DRAMATIC SPECIAL.

>> RYAN MURPHY, "THE ASSASSINATION OF GIANNI VERSACE:

AMERICAN CRIME STORY," "THE MAN WHO WOULD BE VOGUE"

>> SCOTT FRANK, "GODLESS" >> DAVID LEVEAUX, ALEX

RUDZINSKI, "JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR LIVE IN CONCERT"

>> CRAIG ZISK, "THE LOOMING TOWER 9/11"

>> BARRY LEVINSON, "PATERNO" >> EDWARD BERGER, "PATRICK

MELROSE" >> DAVID LYNCH, "TWIN PEAKS"

>> Announcer: TO REVEAL THE WINNER, PLEASE WELCOME

JAMES CORDEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪ >> HELLO, GOOD EVENING.

WHAT ABOUT THAT BETTY WHITE. LAST NIGHT SHE BROKE UP A FIGHT

BETWEEN TOM ARNOLD AND MARK BURNETT.

SHE NEVER STOPS. LET'S GET IT TRENDING.

EMMYS SO WHITE. WITHOUT THIS NEXT GROUP OF

NOMINEES, DARREN CRISS WOULD JUST BE WANDERING AROUND SOUTH

BEACH AIMLESSLY IN A TANK TOP. BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH WOULDN'T

KNOW WHICH ANGLE TO TURN HIS RAZOR SHARP CHEEKBONES, AND JOHN

LEGEND WOULD STILL BE, LET'S BE HONEST, FLAWLESS.

THE EMMY GOES TO RYAN MURPHY. [ APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪ >> I'M SO SHOCKED.

THANK YOU. THANK YOU TO MY GUYS.

DAVID AND LOGAN AND FORTY. I WANT TO THANK DANA WALDEN AND

PETER RICE AND GARY NEWMAN AND JOHN LANGRAF AND JOE COHEN AND

BRIAN LORD AND KEVIN UBAINE. I WOULD NOT BE HERE WITHOUT BRAD

FALCHECK AND TOM ROB SMITH, I DEFINITELY WOULD NOT BE HERE

WITHOUT YOUR BRILLIANT SCRIPT. I WANT TO THANK MY BEAUTIFUL

CAST CAST, DARREN CRISS, AND MOST OF

ALL I JUST WANT TO THANK ALL THE WOMEN IN MY LIFE WHO HAVE

SUPPORTED ME FROM DAY ONE. JULIA AND GWYNETH AND SARAH

PAULSON. I LOVE YOU.

AND ANGELA BASSETT AND KATHY BATES.

I DO NOT DESERVE YOU. I WORK HARD FOR YOU, I LOVE YOU.

I'M VERY SHOCKED. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Announcer: NOW, HERE ARE THE

NOMINEES FOR LEAD ACTRESS IN A LIMITED SERIES OR MOVIE.

>> I SHOULD HAVE JUST DID IT. AND I DON'T KNOW WHY.

>> I AM NOT A VICTIM. I DON'T NEED YOU OR ANYBODY TO

CALL ME A VICTIM. >> DO IT.

WE'RE GOING TO BE AWFUL DAMN SICK FROM THE BULLET IN YOUR

CHEST. >> I NEVER PRAYED FOR ANYTHING

HARDER IN MY LIFE THAN FOR MY SON TO LIVE.

>> IF YOU CONVICT HIM NOW OF FIRST‐DEGREE MURDER, IT WILL BE

HIS FATHER'S LAST ACT OF TERROR. >> I AM NOT CRAZY.

YOU PEOPLE ARE TERRORIZING MY FAMILY AND IT STOPS NOW.

>> Announcer: TO PRESENT THIS DIRECTING AWARD, PLEASE WELCOME

LESLIE JONES AND RUPAUL. [ APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪ >> LESLIE AND I HAVE SOMETHING

IN COMMON. >> GUYS, WE BOTH LOVE THE SHOW

"RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE." THAT SHOW IS SO FIERCE.

>> FIERCE. >> THAT'S WHY WE'VE GIVEN ALL

THE NOMINEES A DRAG NAME LIKE SIR LADY ALEC BALDWIN.

>> OH, I LIKE THAT, THAT'S CUTE. MISS ZSA ZSA LEGUIZAMO.

>> ANTHONY "THE TUCK" ANDERSON. >> I LIKE THAT.

AND SANDRA OH NO SHE BETTER DO. >> AND THE EMMY GOES TO ‐‐

>> HERE, LET ME HELP YOU. >> HELP ME, BABY.

OKAY, ALL RIGHT. WOO, REGINA KING!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪♪♪♪

>> OKAY. REALLY?

SAY WORD. OH, MY GOD.

OKAY. SO I DROPPED LIPSTICK ON MY

DRESS AND I WAS DOWN THERE TRYING TO GET IT OUT BECAUSE I

KNEW ‐‐ WOW. OKAY.

I DIDN'T HAVE NOTHING TO SAY BECAUSE I WASN'T REALLY

EXPECTING THIS. BUT I AM SO GRATEFUL, TELEVISION

ACADEMY. Y'ALL MY FRIENDS, MY PEERS,

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. FOX 21, NETFLIX, OH, MY GOD,

THANK YOU FOR CREATING AN OPPORTUNITY NOTO TELL A STORY AND

HOLD A MIRROR UP TO WHAT'S GOING ON.

TODAY I AM JUST FLOORED. RUSSELL HORNSBY, THE INCREDIBLE

CAST. OH, MY GOD.

I I

IAN, IF YOU ARE AT HOME, NO CAPS, WHAT?

I PROBABLY SAID IT WRONG. NO CAP.

THAT'S WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE. I AM ‐‐ THANK YOU.

THIS IS AMAZING. I WANT TO CURSE RIGHT NOW.

THIS IS GOOD. THANK YOU, JESUS, MICHAEL CHE.

[ APPLAUSE ] >> Announcer: AND NOW, HERE ARE

THE NOMINEES FOR LEAD ACTOR IN A LIMITED

SERIES OR MOVIE. ♪♪ NOW I'M SAD AND TIRED ♪♪

>> YOU WON'T DIE, YOU KNOW. NO ONE DIES IN HERE UNLESS I

WANT THEM TO. >> I CAN'T ALLOW THIS TO DESTROY

YOUR LIFE. I CAN'T ALLOW THAT.

>> I REALLY WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP TELLING ME TO CALM DOWN.

THERE ARE BOMBS GOING OFF AROUND THE WORLD.

THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL CALM. >> NO ONE CAN HELP YOU.

YOU HAVE TO DO IT ON YOUR OWN. >> YOU FAILED TO DO THE ONE

THING, TO PROTECT HER SON. >> Announcer: TO PRESENT THIS

ACTING AWARD, PLEASE WELCOME RACHEL BROSNAHAN AND

LARRY DAVID. [ APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪ >> IT'S NICE BEING OUT HERE WITH

YOU, LARRY. >> YEAH, YEAH, IT'S NICE.

LOVELY. IT'S LOVELY.

>> WHAT'S WRONG? >> I CAN'T DO THE BANTER.

I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BANTER.

I FEEL LIKE I'M ON A DATE. I'M ALL DRESSED UP.

I'M NERVOUS. I GOTTA BE ON.

IT'S NOT GOOD. >> YEAH.

IT KIND OF FEELS LIKE WE GOT SET UP.

>> RIGHT? YEAH.

SO? >> YEAH.

>> THIS IS MAISEL. >> LARRY DAVID.

>> HOW AM I DOING? >> AND THE WINNER IS ‐‐ DARREN

CRISS, "THE ASSASSINATION OF GIANNI VERSACE: AMERICAN CRIME ♪♪

>> OH, MY GOD, YOU GUYS ARE WITNESSING THE MOST

EXTRAORDINARY MOMENT OF MY LIFE THUS FAR.

SO THIS IS PRETTY COOL. I AM SO VERY PRIVILEGED TO BE IN

THIS ROOM AMONG SO MANY PEOPLE THAT INSPIRE THE LIVING CRAP OUT

OF ME. AND I AM SO HONORED TO BE

NOMINATED. A LOT OF YOU GUYS I HAVE BEEN A

FAN OF FOR SUCH A LONG TIME. ACTORS ARE ONLY AS GOOD AS THE

MOMENTS THEY'RE GIVEN AND GRANTED.

I'M SO PROFOUNDLY INDEBTED TO MY FRIEND RYAN MURPHY FOR

ENTRUSTING ME WITH THIS OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME AND

FOR BELIEVING IN ME. I HOPE THE PEOPLE FROM THE SHOW

FORGIVE ME, I WILL THANK YOU LATER.

I NEED TO THANK SOME FAMILY. RICKY, YOU WORKED HARD ON THIS

THAN I DID. MOM, DAD, CHUCK.

UNLIKE THE CHARACTER I PLAYED, I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE RAISED IN

A HOME THAT WAS VERY LOVING AND EMPHASIZED THE VALUE OF HARD

WORK AND COMPASSION AND NOT TAKING YOURSELF SERIOUSLY.

TO MY DARLING MIA, YOU ROLL THE WINDOWS DOWN AND PUMP THE

WINDOWS UP IN MY LIFE AND I'M SO THANKFUL, I'M SO LUCKY TO HAVE

YOU. CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL OF YOU.

THANK YOU TO THE TELEVISION ACADEMY.

AND GO BLUE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Announcer: NEXT, STERLING K. BROWN,

RON CEPHAS JONES, ABBI JACOBSON AND ILANA GLAZER.

THE EMMYS, ON NBC. ♪♪♪♪

>> WE'RE BACK

CONGRATULATIONS TO REGINA KING

FOR WINNING

I JUST WANT TO REMIND EVERYBODY

THAT JEFF DANIELS THANKED HIS HORSE.

YOU KNOW, AS A BLACK COMEDIAN FOR SO MANY YEARS, OUR TV

LEGENDS AND HEROES HAVE GONE UNRECOGNIZED.

SO THIS YEAR AS HOST, I TOOK IT UPON MYSELF TO FINALLY RIGHT

SOME OF THOSE WRONGS. I PRESENT THE REPARATIONS EMMYS.

>> EXCUSE ME, MISS MARLA GIBBS. >> YES.

>> WE WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT TO YOU THIS REPARATIONS EMMY.

YOUR ROLE AS FLORENCE THE MADE IS THE REASON WHY I GOT FIRED

FROM EVERY SERVICE JOB I'VE EVER HAD.

>> WELL, THANK YOU. I THINK.

>> IS THIS THE REAL EMMY? >> YES, THE REAL THING.

>> MAN, I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS. I JUST GOT ONE WORD FOR THIS

THING. >> WELL, SAY IT.

>> IT IS DYNAMIC! HA HA HA!

>> WHAT UP, JAY? >> YOUR CHARACTER ON "A

DIFFERENT WORLD." >> I DON'T THINK YOU REALIZED

HOW MANY YOUNG BROTHERS YOU INSPIRED TO GO TO COLLEGE.

>> I'M GLAD YOU WENT TO COLLEGE, BRO.

THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. >> YEAH.

YEAH, BECAUSE I WENT TO COLLEGE. >> STEVE URKEL WAS THE ORIGINAL

BLACK NERD. WITHOUT YOU THERE WOULD BE NO

KANYE WEST. THERE WOULD BE NO OBAMA.

>> DID I DO THAT? >> YEAH, MAN, YOU DID THAT.

>> THIS IS FOR YOUR AMAZING WORK AND BEING THE BEST SITCOM

ACTRESS I'VE EVER SEEN. >> THE ACADEMY GAVE THIS TO YOU?

>> LET'S JUST SAY I STOLE THIS FROM BILL COSBY.

>> YOU WHAT? >> BRYAN CRANSTON GOT SIX EMMYS.

>> ANYBODY FROM "THE WIRE" IS BETTER THAN BRYAN CRANSTON.

>> HE ONLY WON BECAUSE HE WAS WHITE.

IF HE WAS BLACK, HE WOULD BE BAGGING GROCERIES AT TRADER

JOE'S SOMEWHERE. >> MR. JOHN WITHERSPOON, I

PRESENT TO YOU THIS REPARATIONS EMMY.

>> THAT'S FOR YOUR LIFETIME OF WORK ON TELEVISION, YOU'RE A

LEGEND AND IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU GOT RECOGNIZED.

>> MAN. >> ENJOY THAT.

>> 1968, "I SPY"? NO, I CAN'T HAVE THIS IN MY

HOUSE. >> IT'S REPARATION EMMY, IT'S

FOR YOU. >> REPARATION IS NOT FOR AN

EMMY. IT'S FOR 40 ACRES AND A MULE.

I'LL TAKE THAT. >> WHEN WE DID "A DIFFERENT

WORLD," IT WASN'T ABOUT AWARDS. IT WAS FOR THE PEOPLE.

>> YOU DON'T WANT IT? >> NO, I'M GOING TO KEEP THIS,

I'M GOING TO FIND SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS.

>> WHO ARE YOU NOW? WHO ARE YOU?

>> I'M MICHAEL CHE. I DO THE NEWS ON TV.

>> LIKE TREVOR NOAH? YOU KNOW HIM?

>> I'M GLAD YOU GOT YOUR EMMY, MAN.

>> HEY, YOUNG FELLA. WITH THAT FUNNY HAT ON LIKE YOU

MR. BIG SHOT. TREVOR NOAH IS THE MAN.

[ APPLAUSE ] BEE PRESENTS: THE GREAT AMERICAN

>> Announcer: AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR OUR NEXT AWARD.

HERE ARE THE NOMINEES FOR WRITING FOR A VARIETY SPECIAL.

>> IF THE GUY WHO BUILT THE VENUE COULD SEE ME ON THE STAGE,

HE WOULD BE A LITTLE BIT BUMMED ABOUT IT.

>> SOMETIMES YOU'RE A PERSON WITH A SHRILL VOICE AND THERE'S

NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. >> GOT TO KEEP THE RACES PURE.

I HOPE THEY DON'T USE THAT AS A PROMO.

>> OF ALL THE PEOPLE I HAVE A FAKE SHOW BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

WITH, I FEEL FAKE CLOSEST TO YOU.

>> AWW BUDDY. >> Announcer: TO PRESENT THIS

WRITING AWARD, PLEASE WELCOME ABBI JACOBSON AND ILANA GLAZER.

[ APPLAUSE ] ♪♪♪♪

>> WE PLAY BEST FRIEND ON TV. >> BUT WHAT A LOT OF PEOPLE

DON'T KNOW IS THAT IN REAL LIFE, I'M ABBI'S FATHER.

>> WOW. THIS IS LIKE ‐‐ OKAY.

>> AND THE EMMY GOES TO ‐‐ >> JOHN MULANEY!

[ APPLAUSE ] ♪♪♪♪

>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

WOW. I SHARE THIS AWARD WITH MICHELLE

WOLF, WITH PATTON OSWALT, WITH SAMANTHA BEE AND HER WONDERFUL

STAFF, AND WITH STEVE MARTIN AND MARTIN STEVE.

YOU'VE ALL MADE ME LAUGH AND MANY OTHER PEOPLE LAUGH SO MANY

TIMES, AND THERE'S NO BETTER FEELING THAN JUST LAUGHING

UNCONTROLLABLY, SO THANK YOU. AND I WANT TO THANK MY WIFE WHO

IS IN NEW YORK TONIGHT. SHE WAS VERY BUSY AND SHE SAID

TO ME, I JUST CAN'T FLY ACROSS THE COUNTRY TO WATCH YOU LOSE.

[ LAUGHTER ] I STILL THINK YOU MADE THE RIGHT

DECISION. I WANT TO THANK DAVID MINER,

CARA MASSLIN, MICHAEL BERKOWITZ. OUR DIRECTOR, OUR AMAZING SET

DESIGNER, SCOTT PASK. I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE WHO

REPRESENTS ME AND THEIR ASSISTANTS WHO DO ALL THE STUFF.

AND THERE'S AN OLD STORY ABOUT WHEN A REPORTER ASKED CHARLIE

CHAPLIN WHAT'S IT LIKE TO PERFORM COMEDY THAT YOU'VE

WRITTEN, BUT IT'S NOT A VERY GOOD STORY, SO I'M NOT GOING TO

TELL IT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

[ APPLAUSE ] >> Announcer: HERE ARE THE

NOMINEES FOR OUTSTANDING DIRECTING FOR A VARIETY SPECIAL.

>> STAN LATHAN, "DAVE CHAPPELLE: EQUANIMITY"

>> MICHAEL BONFIGLIO, "JERRY SEINFELD: JERRY BEFORE SEINFELD"

>> GLENN WEISS, "THE OSCARS" >> MARCUS RABOY, "STEVE MARTIN &

MARTIN SHORT: AN EVENING YOU WILL FORGET FOR THE REST OF YOUR

LIFE" >> HAMISH HAMILTON,

"SUPER BOWL LII HALFTIME SHOW STARRING JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE"

>> Announcer: TO PRESENT THE AWARD TO ONE OF THOSE FIVE

NOMINEES, PLEASE WELCOME STERLING K. BROWN AND THIS

YEAR'S WINNER FOR GUEST ACTOR IN A DRAMA SERIES,

RON CEPHAS JONES. [ APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪ >> HI.

THANK YOU. SO WE REALIZED THAT SINCE RON

PLAYS MY DAD ON "THIS IS US" ‐‐ >> ‐‐ THAT WE WOULD DO SOME DAD

JOKES FOR YOU. >> OKAY.

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE RESTAURANT ON THE MOON?

GOOD FOOD. NO ATMOSPHERE.

>> HERE'S ANOTHER. DAD, CAN YOU PUT THE CAT OUT?

>> I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS ON FIRE. [ LAUGHTER ]

>> THAT ONE WAS ACTUALLY SAD. >> MM‐HMM.

>> WE CAN USE THAT FOR THE SHOW. >> ABSOLUTELY.

THE EMMY FOR DIRECTING FOR A VARIETY SPECIAL GOES TO ‐‐

GLENN WEISS, "THE OSCARS." [ APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪ >> THANKS.

TO MY DAUGHTERS, SYDNEY AND TAYLOR, I LOVE YOU GIRLS MORE

THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW. I WANT TO THANK JEN TODD, MIKE

DI LUCA, ALL OF OUR FRIEND AT ABC.

I'M REALLY GRATEFUL TO BE HERE. BUT IT'S BITTERSWEET.

THE PERSON MOST PROUD AT THIS MOMENT WOULD BE MY MOM AND SHE

PASSED AWAY JUST TWO WEEKS AGO. PART OF MY HEART IS BROKEN.

I DON'T THINK IT WILL EVER BE REPAIRED.

BUT SHE'S IN ME AND SHE ALWAYS WILL BE.

MOM ALWAYS BELIEVED IN FINDING THE SUNSHINE IN THINGS AND SHE

ADORED MY GIRLFRIEND JAN. JAN, YOU ARE THE SUNSHINE IN MY

LIFE. AND MOM WAS RIGHT, DON'T EVER

LET GO OF YOUR SUNSHINE. YOU WONDER WHY I DON'T LIKE TO

CALL YOU MY GIRLFRIEND? BECAUSE I WANT TO CALL YOU MY

WIFE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

I DIDN'T ASK YET. I DIDN'T ASK YET.

HAMISH, I'M GOING TO BE A MOMENT.

THIS IS THE RING THAT MY DAD PUT ON MY MOM'S FINGER 67 YEARS AGO.

AND TO MY SISTERS AND BROTHERS, I DIDN'T SWIPE IT, DAD KNOWS I

HAVE IT, OKAY? JAN, I WANT TO PUT THIS RING

THAT MY MOM WORE ON YOUR FINGER IN FRONT OF ALL THESE PEOPLE AND

IN FRONT OF MY MOM AND YOUR PARENTS WATCHING FROM ABOVE.

WILL YOU MARRY ME? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

THANK YOU TO THE ACADEMY! THANK YOU, EVERYBODY.

[ APPLAUSE ] ♪♪♪♪

>> Announcer: UP NEXT, TINA FEY. AND LATER, TARAJI P. HENSON,

SAMANTHA BEE, ELISABETH MOSS, AND THE DRAMA SERIES AWARDS.

THE EMMYS, LIVE ON NBC.

>> Announcer: PLEASE WELCOME TINA FEY.

[ APPLAUSE ] ♪♪♪♪

>> TO WORK IN TELEVISION IS A PRIVILEGE.

PEOPLE INVITE US INTO THEIR HOMES.

WE BABYSIT THEIR CHILDREN. WE STAY HOME WITH THEM WHEN THEY

ARE SICK. AND IF YOU LET US ON YOUR PHONE,

WE WILL FOLLOW YOU INTO THE BATHTUB.

ONE OF US IS ALWAYS THERE TO SAY GOOD MORNING.

SOME OF US SHOW UP LATE AND STAY UNTIL 1:00 A. M.

WE TRY TO MAKE YOU LAUGH. WE CHALLENGE YOUR ASSUMPTIONS.

WE GENTLY DELIVER BAD NEWS. WE FEEL A RESPONSIBILITY TO

ALWAYS TELL YOU THE TRUTH. SO IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE THAT WHEN

SOMEONE FROM OUR FAVORITE SHOW PASSES AWAY, WE FEEL LIKE WE

HAVE LOST A FRIEND. BECAUSE WE HAVE.

TONIGHT, WE CELEBRATE THE LIVES OF SOME PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN OUR

VERY GOOD FRIENDS.

♪♪ AMAZING GRACE ♪♪

>> THIS IS THE PATH TO TRUE HAPPINESS AND WISDOM.

GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MY FRIEND.

♪♪ HOW SWEET THE SOUND ♪♪ >> WE SET A GOAL, WE ACHIEVED

IT. ♪♪ THAT SAVED A WRETCH LIKE ME ♪♪

>> TOUCHDOWN! ♪♪ I ONCE ♪♪

♪♪ WAS LOST ♪♪ ♪♪ BUT NOW ♪♪

>> ASK YOURSELF, WHAT DO I REALLY WANT?

WHAT IS REALLY GOING TO MAKE ME HAPPY?

♪♪ AM FOUND, WAS BLIND ♪♪ >> WHATEVER YOU DO, DO IT FOR

YOUR REASONS, NOT ANYONE ELSE'S. >> IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT FAMILY

YOU COME FROM IN THIS COUNTRY. YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO

BE ♪♪ BUT NOW I SEE ♪♪

♪♪ THROUGH MANY DANGERS ♪♪ >> THERE ARE MILLIONS OF DEALS

TO BE MADE AND WE'LL MAKE THEM EVERY DAY ON "LET'S MAKE A

DEAL." >> THIS IS ABOUT CHANGE, ABOUT

PEOPLE GETTING A CHANCE TO DO WHAT THEY DO BEST.

♪♪ FOR YOU ♪♪

>>> HELLO, EVERYONE, WELCOME

BACK. >> WE'RE BACK.

WHAT A SHOW. MY GIRL IS ACTUALLY HERE TOO.

I WANT TO ASK HER SOMETHING. SHALL WE EAT LATER, OR ‐‐

>> THERE'S SO MANY GUYS WHO DIDN'T WIN WITH ENGAGEMENT RINGS

IN THEIR POCKETS RIGHT NOW. >> ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE.

IT'S TIME TO CHECK IN AGAIN WITH FRED AND MAYA.

ARE YOU GUYS READY THIS TIME? >> ABSOLUTELY.

>> LET HER RIP. >> ARE YOU READY OR ARE YOU

EATING SALAD? >> I DON'T KNOW, SALAD

DETECTIVE. >> WELL, COLIN AND I WERE JUST

WONDERING, HAS THERE EVER BEEN A TIE AT THE EMMYS?

>> YES. YOU'RE WEARING ONE.

THANK YOU, GOOD NIGHT. >> YOU GOOD?

>> NO. STOP ASKING IF WE'RE GOOD.

WE'VE ALREADY RUN OUT OF TIME AGAIN.

>> AWW. >> OH, NO.

>> FRED AND MAYA, EVERYBODY. [ APPLAUSE ]

>> NOW AS MY GRANDMOTHER SAYS AFTER HER THIRD CHARDONNAY, TIME

FOR SOME DRAMA. >> YOU ARE MY JOB.

THE ESSENCE OF MY DUTY. >> THE DRAGON BURNED A THOUSAND

WAGONS. >> AND SHE HAS THREE OF THEM.

>> NOTHING. SOMETIMES NOTHING IS THE HARDEST

THING TO DO. >> YOU DESERVE THIS.

BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LET HER TAKE ANY PART OF THIS AWAY FROM

YOU. >> AN INTELLIGENCE OPERATION

INVOLVING ACTIVE MEASURES AGAINST THE PRESIDENT OF THE

UNITED STATES. >> ALL I ASK OF YOU IS THAT YOU

FOLLOW THREE SIMPLE RULES. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THAT. >> Announcer: NOW, TO REVEAL THE

WINNER, PLEASE WELCOME SAMANTHA BEE AND

TARAJI P. HENSON. [ APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪ >> YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL.

>> YOU TOO. >> SO, SAMANTHA, WHAT WAS YOUR

FAVORITE DRAMA THIS YEAR? >> MY FAVORITE DRAMA, GOOD

QUESTION, GOOD QUESTION. I'VE BEEN WATCHING THIS VERY

SHOCKING DYSTOPIAN DRAMA CALLED THE NEWS?

I'M ON SEASON 9000. IT GETS DARKER AND DARKER, BUT I

CAN'T STOP WATCHING. THEY NEED TO RECAST THE LEAD

THOUGH. I'D PREFER ROBIN WRIGHT.

ANYWAY, I DON'T RECOMMEND IT. JUST WATCH "THE HANDMAID'S TALE"

INSTEAD. IT'S A LOT MORE FUN.

>> OH, YEAH, THAT SHOW CRACKED MY ASS UP.

AND THE EMMY FOR SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A DRAMA SERIES GOES

TO ‐‐ PETER DINKLAGE.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪♪♪♪

>> REALLY, REALLY, 45, 44, 43. THANK YOU, DAVE AND DAN FOR

CHANGING MY LIFE. I CANNOT WALK DOWN THE STREET

ANYMORE. BUT YOU ARE HONESTLY THE MOST

TALENTED, AMAZING PEOPLE I KNOW BESIDES MY WIFE ERICA, WHO I

THINK I FORGOT TO THANK A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO, SO THANK YOU,

ERICA, FOR PUTTING UP WITH ME. I'M VERY TEMPERAMENTAL.

I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU TO MY BROTHER FROM

ANOTHER MOTHER, NIKOLAJ COSTER‐WALDAU.

I LOVE YOU AND I SHARE THIS WITH YOU, BECAUSE YOU ARE AN AMAZING

HANDSOME BROTHER. AND GEORGE MARTIN, FOR CREATING

THIS DARN THING. THANK YOU.

[ APPLAUSE ] >> Announcer: NEXT, HERE ARE THE

NOMINEES FOR SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A DRAMA SERIES.

>> AND NOW YOU INSULT ME. PEOPLE LIKE YOU DON'T GET TO

INSULT PEOPLE LIKE ME. YOU GET TO BE ETERNALLY

GRATEFUL. >> I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR

SUPERVISOR. >> MENTION MY DAUGHTER ONE MORE

TIME AND I WILL SNAP YOU LIKE A MATCH STICK.

>> YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO BE MY VERY GOOD GIRL.

YOU CAN DO THAT, CAN'T YOU? >> HE SET UP A MEETING WITHOUT

YOUR KNOWLEDGE OR CONSENT. >> THE FUTURE AND THE FUTURE OF

MANKIND DEPENDS ON ONE THING. >> FRIENDS DON'T LIE.

>> Announcer: TO PRESENT THE AWARD TO ONE OF THOSE NOMINEES,

PLEASE WELCOME ELISABETH MOSS AND THIS YEAR'S WINNER FOR GUEST

ACTRESS IN A DRAMA SERIES, SAMIRA WILEY.

[ APPLAUSE ] >> THE OUTSTANDING ARTISTS YOU

SEE BEHIND US GAVE US SOME OF THIS SEASON'S MOST RIVETING AND

ENTERTAINING PERFORMANCES. >> THEY SHOW THE MAGIC THAT CAN

HAPPEN WHEN A PHENOMENAL PERFORMER IS MATCHED WITH THE

PERFECT ROLE. >> PLUS, WE WORK WITH A COUPLE

OF THEM. THREE, ACTUALLY.

>> THE EMMY FOR SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A DRAMA SERIES GOES

TO ‐‐ >> THANDIE NEWTON.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪♪♪♪

>> I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN GOD BUT I'M GOING TO THANK HER

TONIGHT. [ APPLAUSE ]

I AM SO BLESSED. I AM SO BLESSED.

WITHOUT THIS, I AM EVEN [ MUTED ].

TO WORK WITH THE PEOPLE THAT I HAVE GOTTEN TO WORK WITH.

THE CAST AND CREW OF ‐‐ I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HERE ‐‐ THE CAST AND

CREW OF "WESTWORLD," I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH.

LISA JOY, JONAH NOLAN, HOME BOX OFFICE.

J.J. ABRAMS, OUR GUARDIAN ANGEL. MY GOD, I'VE GOT FIVE SECONDS.

MY FAMILY, MY DAUGHTER RIPLEY TURNS 18 TODAY AND I GET TO

GUIDE YOU AND LOVE YOU AND PROTECT YOU, WHICH IS MY NORTH

STAR. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, BABY.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU FOR THIS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪ >> Announcer: UP NEXT,

LIL REL HOWERY, GINA RODRIGUEZ, AND HANNAH GADSBY.

THE EMMYS, ON NBC.

WELCOME BACK. CONGRATULATIONS TO PETER

DINKLAGE. I'M A HUGE "GAME OF THRONES"

FAN. I'M SO HAPPY HE DIDN'T START HIS

SPEECH, THEN WAIT A YEAR AND A HALF TO FINISH IT.

>> HERE ARE THE NOMINEES FOR WRITING FOR A DRAMA SERIES.

>> BRUCE MILLER, "THE HANDMAID'S TALE," "JUNE"

>> JOEL FIELDS, JOE WEISBERG, "THE AMERICANS," "START"

>> PETER MORGAN, "THE CROWN," "MYSTERY MAN"

>> DAVID BENIOFF, D. B. WEISS, "GAME OF THRONES," "THE DRAGON

AND THE WOLF" >> THE DUFFER BROTHERS ‐‐ MATT

DUFFER, ROSS DUFFER, "STRANGER THINGS, CHAPTER NINE: THE GATE"

>> PHOEBE WALLER‐BRIDGE, "KILLING EVE," "NICE FACE"

>> Announcer: TO PRESENT THE DRAMA SERIES WRITING AWARD,

PLEASE WELCOME LIL REL HOWERY AND GINA RODRIGUEZ.

>> THOMAS EDISON SAID, "GENIUS IS 1% INSPIRATION, 99%

PERSPIRATION." >> WITH A ‐‐ WHAT?

I MEAN, ARE YOU SAYING THE NOMINEES ARE SWEATY?

>> I GUESS THE QUOTE DID, BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL GENIUSES.

>> SO YOU'RE SAYING SWEATY GENIUSES.

>> SURE. >> IF THEY'VE BEEN SWEATING,

THEY PROBABLY SMELL BAD. >> REAL BAD.

>> THE EMMY FOR WRITING FOR A DRAMA SERIES GOES TO ‐‐

JOEL FIELDS, JOE WEISBERG, "THE AMERICANS."

[ APPLAUSE ] ♪♪♪♪

>> ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.

EVERY DAY FOR SIX SEASONS WE GOT TO WORK WITH KERI, MATTHEW,

NOAH, ACTORS, WRITERS, DIRECTORS, AN AMAZING CREW WHO

PUT EVERYTHING THEY HAD INTO THE SHOW.

IT'S THE KIND OF TEAM YOU WAIT YOUR WHOLE LIFE TO BE ON.

>> IT STARTS AT THE TOP. JOHN LANGRAF, OUR FRIEND, OUR

INSPIRATION. ERIC SCHREIER, LANA KIM, THE

AMAZING WHOLE TEAM AT FX. >> DANA WALDEN, GARY NEWMAN,

EVERYONE AT FOX 21. >> WE WOULD HAVE DIED WITHOUT

YOU. >> DARRYL FRANK, STEVEN

SPIELBERG. >> JOE COHEN, THERE WOULD BE NO

TELEVISION WITHOUT YOU. >> THE TELEVISION CRITICS WHO

HELPED KEEP US ON THE AIR. AND OF COURSE OUR PASSIONATE,

DIEHARD, SLIGHTLY TREASONOUS FANS.

>> JESSICA, DORA, JOSH, YOU'RE HERE TONIGHT.

YOU'RE HERE WITH ME ALWAYS. I WOULDN'T DO THIS WITHOUT YOU,

I COULDN'T, I LOVE YOU. >> JULIE AND ROSA, THANK YOU FOR

MAKING THE LAST SIX YEARS WORTH IT, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

>> THANK YOU, GUYS, IT'S AMAZING.

>> Announcer: AND NOW, HERE ARE THE NOMINEES FOR DIRECTING FOR A

DRAMA SERIES. >> STEPHEN DALDRY, "THE CROWN,"

"PATERFAMILIAS" >> ALAN TAYLOR, "GAME OF

THRONES," "BEYOND THE WALL" >> JEREMY PODESWA, "GAME OF

THRONES," "THE DRAGON AND THE WOLF"

>> KARI SKOGLAND, "THE HANDMAID'S TALE," "AFTER"

>> JASON BATEMAN, "OZARK," "THE TROLL"

>> DANIEL SACKHEIM, "OZARK," "TONIGHT WE IMPROVISE"

>> THE DUFFER BROTHERS ‐‐ MATT DUFFER, ROSS DUFFER, "STRANGER

THINGS," "CHAPTER NINE: THE GATE"

>> Announcer: TO PRESENT THE DRAMA SERIES DIRECTING AWARD,

PLEASE WELCOME HANNAH GADSBY. [ APPLAUSE ]

>> THIS IS NOT NORMAL. THE WORLD'S GONE A BIT CRAZY.

I MEAN, FOR SOMEBODY LIKE ME, A NOBODY FROM NOWHERE, GETS THIS

SWEET GIG, PRETTY SUIT, NEW BOOTS, JUST BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE

MEN. THAT'S A JOKE, OF COURSE.

JUST JOKES, FELLAS, CALM DOWN. #NOTALLMEN.

BUT A LOT OF THEM. IT IS JUST JOKES.

BUT WHAT ARE JOKES THESE DAYS? WE DON'T KNOW.

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT JOKES ARE, ESPECIALLY NOT MEN.

AM I RIGHT, FELLAS? THAT'S WHY I'M PRESENTING ALONE.

THERE IS A WINNER. AND THE EMMY GOES TO STEVEN

DALDRY, "THE CROWN." [ APPLAUSE ]

AND OF COURSE STEVEN COULD NOT BE WITH US TONIGHT TO ACCEPT THE

EMMY ON HIS OWN BEHALF BECAUSE OF PROBABLY ME.

SO I THINK I'LL JUST LEAVE NOW. WELL DONE, HIM.

[ APPLAUSE ] >> Announcer: NEXT, THE FAB FIVE

FROM "QUEER EYE," SARAH PAULSON, AND THE AWARDS FOR LEAD ACTOR

AND ACTRESS IN A DRAMA. THE EMMYS, ON NBC.

>> Announcer: HERE ARE THE NOMINEES FOR LEAD ACTOR IN A

DRAMA SERIES. >> IF I KNOW WHAT I AM, THEY'LL

SEARCH MY MIND. >> I HAVE TO ABANDON MY SON.

HE CAN'T COME WITH US BECAUSE I GOT CAUGHT.

>> I WANT MY KIDS TO BE OKAY. I WANT MY FAMILY TO BE OKAY.

>> SAME BOARD, SAME GHOST. SOMETIMES YOU GET A BUNCH OF

CHERRIES BUT INEVITABLY THOSE GHOSTS CATCH UP WITH YOU.

>> IN FACT THE SATISFYING SOUND OF YOUR LOVER SMACKING THE

PAVEMENT IS THE ONLY THING THAT GETS ME TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT.

>> I NEVER TOLD ANYONE ABOUT MY PROFILE.

THE ONLY OTHER WAY SHE COULD HAVE KNOWN IS YOU.

>> Announcer: NOW, TO PRESENT THE AWARD, PLEASE WELCOME THE

NEW FAB FIVE FROM "QUEER EYE" ‐‐ BOBBY BERK, KARAMO BROWN,

TAN FRANCE, ANTONI POROWSKI AND JONATHAN VAN NESS.

>> I DON'T KNOW, GUYS, IT FEELS LIKE SOME OF THESE CHARACTERS

COULD REALLY USE OUR HELP. >> FOR THE MAN IN BLACK FROM

"WESTWORLD," MAYBE TRY A BULKY COLOR.

>> THING WITH SE ING WITHWIGS, CAN WE HAVE A LITTLE CHAT?

>> THE GUYS IN "THIS IS US," THEY'RE A LITTLE EMOTIONAL EVEN

FOR ME. >> AND JASON BATEMAN, I'M

THINKING LIKE A SUPER SIMPLE CEVICHE.

>> OH, GOD. AND THE EMMY GOES TO MATTHEW

RHYS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪ >> THANK YOU SO MUCH.

I'LL BE BRIEF. JOE WEISBERG, PARTS LIKE THESE

COME ALONG SO RARELY. WHAT YOU CREATED AND RISKED, I

WILL BE FOREVER IN YOUR DEBT. YOUR GOOD SELF NOT ONLY GAVE ME

THE PART AND OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME, YOU ALSO GAVE ME A

SON. I JUST HOPE THE LITTLE BUGGER IS

ASLEEP. TO ALL THOSE WHO GAVE SO MUCH,

JOE FIELDS, EVERYTHING YOU WROTE AND BROUGHT TO THIS BOUNTIFUL

TABLE, YOUR MENTORSHIP MEANT EVERYTHING.

WE HAD A CAST AND SHOW WE COULD ONLY WISH FOR IN A FAIRY TALE.

NOAH EMMERICK LEAST OF ALL. THANK YOU FOR GETTING ME TO THIS

AWARDS CEREMONY. THE BEAUTIFUL BRIGADE THAT IS

AMBLIN TELEVISION, THANK YOU. THANK YOU, FX.

AND TO THE WOMAN WHO TRULY GOT ME TO THIS AWARD WHO STANDS IN

FRONT OF ME EVERY DAY AND PUTS UP WITH ME, SHE SAID IF YOU

PROPOSE TO ME, I'LL PUNCH YOU CLEAN IN THE MOUTH.

I DON'T HAVE THE WORDS. I DON'T HAVE THE TIME.

NEITHER OF WHICH WOULD DO YOU JUSTICE, EXCEPT THANK YOU, MORE

TO COME. THANK YO

[ APPLAUSE ] >> Announcer: NOW, HERE ARE THE

NOMINEES FOR LEAD ACTRESS IN A DRAMA SERIES.

>> THAT THIS THING ‐‐ THAT'S THE THING ABOUT UNHAPPINESS, ALL IT

TAKES IS FOR SOMETHING WORSE TO COME ALONG AND YOU REALIZE IT

WAS HAPPINESS AFTER ALL. >> I KNOW YOU'RE A PSYCHOPATH.

>> SHE IS MY DAUGHTER. I WANT TO SEE MY OWN DAUGHTER.

>> YOU LOVE TO TALK. IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO TELL ME,

YOU WOULD HAVE DONE IT. >> I SURVIVED YOU.

WE SURVIVED YOU. THIS IS EVOLUTION.

>> I DON'T WANT TO PLAY COWBOYS AND INDIANS ANYMORE, BERNARD.

I WANT THEIR WORLD. THE WORLD THEY DENIED US.

>> Announcer: TO PRESENT LEAD ACTRESS IN A DRAMA SERIES,

PLEASE WELCOME SARAH PAULSON. >> SIMPLY PUT, SIX EXTRAORDINARY

ARTISTS, SIX DIVERSE CHARACTERS, SIX OPPORTUNITIES FOR WOMEN TO

MAKE BOTH A STATEMENT AND A DIFFERENCE.

ALL ARE DESERVING OF THIS INCREDIBLE HONOR.

THE EMMY FOR LEAD ACTRESS IN A DRAMA SERIES GOES TO ‐‐

CLAIRE FOY, "THE CROWN." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪ >> THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO

HAPPEN. I JUST FELT SO PROUD THEN OF

BEING IN THE COMPANY OF SUCH EXTRAORDINARY PERFORMANCES.

I KNOW EVERYONE IS TALKING AT THE MOMENT ABOUT WOMEN IN THE

INDUSTRY, BUT IF THAT'S ANYTHING TO GO BY, BLOODY HELL.

THAT'S TECHNICALLY NOT SWEARING. SANDRA OH, I JUST LOVE YOU.

LISTEN, THANK YOU, EMMYS. I HAD THE MOST EXTRAORDINARY 2

1/2 YEARS OF MY LIFE. I'M NOT GOING TO CRY ON THIS

PROGRAM. I WAS GIVEN A ROLE THAT I NEVER

THOUGHT I WOULD EVER GET A CHANCE TO PLAY.

AND I MET PEOPLE WHO I WILL LOVE FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER.

AND THE SHOW GOES ON, WHICH MAKES ME SO, SO PROUD.

SO I DEDICATE THIS TO THE NEXT CAST, THE NEXT GENERATION.

I ALSO DEDICATE THIS TO MATT SMITH.

THANK YOU SO MUCH. THIS MEANS SO MUCH.

THANK YOU. [ APPLAUSE ]

>> BEFORE WE GO TO COMMERCIAL, WE JUST WANTED TO TAKE A MOMENT

TO ACKNOWLEDGE ALL THE PEOPLE IN NORTH AND SOUTH CAROLINA AND

VIRGINIA WHO ARE JUST BEGINNING NOW TO RECOVER FROM HURRICANE

FLORENCE. [ APPLAUSE ]

IF YOU'RE WATCHING RIGHT NOW AT HOME, PLEASE DURING THIS

COMMERCIAL BREAK, CONSIDER GOING ONLINE AND DONATING OR TEXTING

GIVEFLORENCE TO 41411 TO SUPPORT THE AMERICAN RED CROSS DIRECT

RELIEF AND TEAM RUBICON. THESE CHARITIES HAVE HELPED SO

MUCH TO REBUILD IN HOUSTON AND IN PUERTO RICO AND THEY ARE

READY TO HELP IN THE CAROLINAS AND VIRGINIA NOW.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [ APPLAUSE ]

>> Announcer: COMING UP, THE OUTSTANDING SERIES AWARDS.

PLUS, DAVE CHAPELLE AND AN APPEARANCE BY RICK AND MORTY.

AND LATER, WILL FERRELL. THE EMMYS, LIVE ON NBC.

>> Announcer: PLEASE WELCOME THE CHAIRMAN OF THE

TELEVISION ACADEMY, HAYMA WASHINGTON.

>> GOOD EVENING. IT'S AN HONOR TO BE HERE AS WE

CELEBRATE OUR 70th ANNIVERSARY. YOU KNOW,

TRY AND IMAGINE BEING AT THOSE FIRST EMMYS IN 1949.

THINK ABOUT THOSE EARLY DAYS OF TELEVISION.

NOW LOOK AROUND AND THINK ABOUT WHO WE ARE HONORING TONIGHT.

WE ARE MORE DIVERSE, MORE INCLUSIVE, AND MORE COMMITTED

THAN EVER TO TELLING STORIES THAT REPRESENT ALL OF US IN

2018. LET'S GIVE OURSELVES A HAND.

[ APPLAUSE ] BUT TO TRULY APPRECIATE HOW FAR

WE'VE COME, WE CAN NEVER FORGET OUR HISTORY AND THE EMMY MOMENTS

THAT HAVE MATTERED ALONG THE WAY.

>> FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME, OUR EMMY AWARDS PRESENTATION IS

BEING NATIONALLY WAYS TOTELEVISED. >> TAKE AN IMAGE AND HURL IT.

>> I'VE SEEN TELEVISION BECOME PART OF THE FABRIC OF OUR

SOCIET ♪♪♪♪

>> I'VE HAD FUN IN THIS BUSINESS.

IT'S BEEN MARVELOUS. >> WE'RE AWFUL PROUD TO BE A

PART OF THIS INDUSTRY, REALLY WE ARE.

♪♪♪♪ >> THANK YOU FOR THE TELEVISION

ACADEMY. [ APPLAUSE ]

>> YOU KNOW, EVERY YEAR THE TELEVISION

ACADEMY FOUNDATION PROVIDES OPPORTUNITIES TO DOZENS OF

PEOPLE ACROSS THE COUNTRY FROM ALL DIFFERENT BACKGROUNDS AND

WALKS OF LIFE. TECHNICALLY THEY'RE CALLED

INTERNS. WE CALL THEM THE FUTURE OF

TELEVISION FOR THEY ARE THE GENERATION WHO'LL BE DRIVING

TELEVISION EXCELLENCE FOR YEARS TO COME.

PLEASE WELCOME SOME OF THESE EXTRAORDINARY YOUNG PEOPLE,

SEVERAL OF WHOM ARE SERVING AS TROPHY PRESENTERS TONIGHT.

[ APPLAUSE ] AND NOW, HERE IS THE ENTIRE

CLASS OF 2018. [ APPLAUSE ]

THANK YOU FOR BEING PART OF TONIGHT'S CELEBRATION.

>> GIVE IT UP ONE MORE TIME FOR THE CHAIRMAN OF THE ACADEMY,

PLEASE. >> YEAH, HAYMA.

[ APPLAUSE ] >> DURING TONIGHT'S AWARDS WE

ARE HAPPY TO HAVE THE ACCOUNTANTS FROM ERNST AND YOUNG

KEEPING ALL THE ENVELOPES SAFE UNTIL THE WINNERS ARE ANNOUNCED.

>> HERE WITH MORE INFO ON THE ACCOUNTANTS ‐‐ AND I AM AGAINST

THIS ‐‐ FRED AND MAYA. >> YES, THIS IS THEM.

THE ACCOUNTANTS. >> PAUL CHAN, SUZANNE DI YOUNG

AND ANDY SALES. >> HOW MUCH MONEY DOES A PERSON

NEED, SOMEONE WHO IS 5'10", I JUST EAT SMALL MEALS, A LOT OF

THEM, I DON'T REALLY DRINK SODA. >> HOW ABOUT CASH, IF YOU WRITE

A DIFFERENT NUMBER ON THE CASH, DOES IT BECOME THAT DIFFERENT

AMOUNT? >> I HAVE AN IDEA FOR AN APP,

YOU PUSH IT AND MONEY SHOOTS OUT OF YOUR PHONE.

HOW WOULD THAT WORK? >> ONCE AGAIN, OUT OF TIME.

>> OH NO! >> FRED AND MAYA, EVERYONE.

[ APPLAUSE ] >> Announcer: UP NEXT,

DAVE CHAPELLE WITH THE AWARD FOR VARIETY SKETCH SERIES.

PLUS, RICK AND MORTY PRESENT REALITY COMPETITION SERIES.

THE EMMYS, ON NBC.

>>> HERE ARE THE NOMINEES FOR

OUTSTANDING REALITY COMPETITION. >> IT'S LIKE THE TERMINATOR WAS

ON MY CHEST. >> CAN YOUR GRANDPA DO THAT?

>> HE'S TRYING TO BE IRONIC OR SOMETHING.

>> YOU'RE GIVING HIM TOO MUCH CREDIT.

>> ALL OF THESE GIRLS SAID THAT YOU HAVE AT SOME POINT GOT ON

THEIR NERVES. >> I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

>> RIGHT SIDE UP IS THE BEST WAY TO SERVE AN UPSIDE DOWN CAKE.

>> RUBIN McINTYRE IS ‐‐ >> THAT'S SO WEIRD, I'M JUST

SAYING. >> TO PRESENT THE AWARD FOR

OUTSTANDING REALITY COMPETITION PROGRAM, HERE ARE RICK AND

MORTY. >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

NOBODY KNOWS REALITY MORE THAN US BECAUSE NOBODY'S BEEN TO MORE

REALITIES. RIGHT, RICK?

>> SORRY, MORTY, I'M DOING IT. I'M GOING OFF PROMPTER.

>> OH, GOD, YOU PROMISED. >> YOU GUYS WANT AN AWARD FOR

REALITY? HERE'S A REALITY ABOUT YOUR

AWARD. THIS IS A LIVING EMMY.

YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT BEFORE ITS FEET ARE MOUNTED TO A WOODEN

BASE AND ITS WRISTS ARE BOUND TO A WEIGHTED SPHERE THAT HOLDS ITS

BODY IN A CELEBRATORY POSE WHILE IT'S DIPPED INTO MOLTEN GOLD.

IT'S AN HERBIVORE, IT MATES FOR LIFE, AND IT'S CAPABLE OF

COMPLEX EMOTIONS. HOW DO YOU THINK "ATLANTA" WILL

DO TONIGHT, LITTLE FELLA? >> RICK, YOU'RE RUINING THE

NIGHT. >> AW.

HE SAYS HE IS ROOTING FOR "ATLANTA" BECAUSE SMALLER CREWS

MEAN FEWER OF HIS OFFSPRING DIE. THAT IS A COMPLEX EMOTION.

>> CAN WE PRESENT THE AWARD? >> EVERYONE THAT TAKES ONE OF

THESE HOME IS A MONSTER. >> AND THE WINNER IS ‐‐

"RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪ >> ACCEPTING THE EMMY IS RUPAUL.

>> THANK YOU SO MUCH. THIS IS SO LOVELY.

THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

THANK YOU TO THE ACADEMY. THIS IS SO LOVELY.

WE ARE SO HAPPY TO PRESENT THIS SHOW.

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK, ON BEHALF OF THE 140 DRAG QUEENS WE HAVE

RELEASED INTO THE WILD, I WOULD LOVE TO THANK DICK RICHARDS FOR

INTRODUCING ME TO RANDY BARBATO, TOM CAMPBELL, AND PAM POST, AND

STEVEN CORIFF, JOEL HOCKS, AND ALL OF THE DREAMERS OUT THERE.

LISTEN, IF YOU CAN'T LOVE YOURSELF, HOW IN THE HELL YOU

GONNA LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE? CAN I GET AN AMEN IN HERE?

NOW LET THE MUSIC PLAY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Announcer: THIS NEXT AWARD IS FOR OUTSTANDING VARIETY SKETCH

SERIES. >> YOU KNOW MY DOG MARY LOVES

RUNNING. SHE LOVES GETTING HER BELLY

TICKLED. SHE LOVES A T‐R‐E ‐‐ OH, SHE'S

NOT HERE. A TREAT.

>> LIVING WITH THE FEELING THAT WE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE.

>> DO YOU WANT ME TO GET RID OF THESE GUYS?

>> YOU WANT TO DO YOUR BUSINESS? LET'S MAKE SURE WE DO IT

PROPERLY, SHALL WE? POP IT IN A BAG AND THEN ONE,

TWO, THREE. >> I'M SUPPOSED TO DO 25 MORE

TALK SHOW APPEARANCES TODAY AND I'M TRYING TO MAKE IT LIKE AN

ADVENT WHERE I REVEAL ONE NEW CRIME ON EACH SHOW.

>> IT WAS JEREMY BLACK. DELICIOUS.

>> HA HA HA! >> Announcer: TO REVEAL THE

WINNER, PLEASE WELCOME THE CREATORS OF "THE CHAPELLE

SHOW," NEAL BRENNAN AND DAVE CHAPELLE.

>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL BUSINESS.

WE MAKE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS. AND WE GET TROPHIES FROM TIME TO

TIME. >> BUT LET'S BE HONEST, EVERYONE

IN THIS ROOM HAS EMOTIONAL WOUNDS THAT NO AMOUNT OF MONEY

OR PRIZES COULD EVER FIX. SHOUT‐OUT TO THERAPY AND

MEDICATION. >> HERE IS TO THAT EMMY‐SIZED

HOLE IN YOUR SOUL. OH, AND THE WINNER IS ‐‐ LET'S

JUST READ IT. "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪♪♪♪

>> Announcer: ACCEPTING THE EMMY IS LORNE MICHAELS.

>> WORKING ON THIS SHOW OVER THE LAST MONTH OR SO, WHEN YOU'RE

URGING EVERYONE TO TALK FOR A VERY SHORT TIME, IT WOULD BE

WRONG FOR ME TO TALK AT LENGTH. SO LET ME JUST SAY, I LOVE MY

JOB, AND I LOVE THE PEOPLE I WORK WITH, AND THAT IN 1975 WHEN

WE STARTED, THERE WERE A LOT OF ARTICLES FOR MOST OF THAT DECADE

ABOUT HOW THE NETWORKS WOULDN'T BE HERE MUCH LONGER.

AND HERE WE ARE, IT'S 2018, AND WE'RE THE EMMYS, AND WE'RE ON

NBC. THANKS.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> UP NEXT, CONNIE BRITTON AND

ERIC BANA PRESENT VARIETY TALK SERIES.

THEN LATER, BEN STILLER, BENICIO DEL TORO

AND PARTICIA ARQUETTE.

>> Announcer: HERE ARE THE

NOMINEES FOR OUTSTANDING VARIETY TALK SERIES.

>> "THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH JAMES CORDEN"

>> "FULL FRONTAL WITH SAMANTHA BEE"

>> "LAST WEEK TONIGHT WITH JOHN OLIVER"

>> "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!" >> "THE DAILY SHOW WITH TREVOR

NOAH" >> "THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN

COLBERT" >> Announcer: TO PRESENT THE

AWARD, HERE ARE ERIC BANA AND CONNIE BRITTON.

[ APPLAUSE ] ♪♪♪♪

>> WHOA. YEAH.

EVERY WEEK THE NOMINEES IN THIS CATEGORY DO THE IMPOSSIBLE.

>> THEY MAKE THE NEWS FUNNY. >> AND THE EMMY FOR OUTSTANDING

VARIETY TALK SERIES GOES TO ‐‐ >> "LAST WEEK TONIGHT WITH JOHN

OLIVER." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪ >> Announcer: ACCEPTING THE EMMY

IS JOHN OLIVER. >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

ALL THE SHOWS EVERY YEAR, WE FLY OUR STAFF HERE AND WE PUT THEM

IN THE WORST SEATS IN THE BUILDING TO SEND A MIXED

MESSAGE. SO THANK YOU TO OUR STAFF.

WE'RE INCREDIBLY PROUD OF YOU. THANK YOU, ON BEHALF OF EVERYONE

IN THIS ROOM, I WOULD LIKE TO THANK GLENN WEISS' FIANCE FOR

SAYING YES. THIS COULD HAVE BEEN A VERY

DIFFERENT EVENING. YOU REALLY CAME THROUGH.

WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK HBO, CASEY, ESPECIALLY NINA FOR THEIR

CONSTANT SUPPORT, THEY'VE BEEN INCREDIBLE.

WHETHER WE WANT TO DO A STORY ABOUT TRADE POLICY OR BUY

RUSSELL CROWE'S JOCK STRAP. I WOULD LIKE TO THANK TIM CARR

VILLE CARRVEL, THE BACKBONE OF THE

SHOW. I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY WIFE

AND CHILDREN, WE LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.

MY SON, 2 1/2 YEARS OLD, HATES OUR SHOW.

IF OUR SHOW IS ANYTHING, IT'S THE PRECISE OPPOSITE OF "PAW

PATROL." THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

GOOD NIGHT. [ CHEERS AND A

>> Announcer: AND NOW, HERE ARE THE NOMINEES FOR OUTSTANDING

LIMITED SERIES. >> THESE BOYS AIN'T GONNA BLAME

YOU. I SEEN MY DEATH.

THIS AIN'T IT. >> IF I'M CORRECT, YOUR MEN WILL

BE ILL‐EQUIPPED TO FATHOM THE MOTIVES.

>> MY LIFE IS AN ENDLESS REEL OF DECAPITATIONS AND THE LIVER THAT

I WOULD QUITE LIKE BACK, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

>> HERE THERE IS ONLY PICASSO. >> SO THEN YOU DID THIS.

>> NO, YOU DID. >> BEING HERE LIKE THIS, WITH

YOU, IT FEELS LIKE DESTINY. >> Announcer: TO PRESENT THE

AWARD FOR OUTSTANDING LIMITED SERIES, PLEASE WELCOME

PATRICIA ARQUETTE, BENICIO DEL TORO AND

BEN STILLER. >> AS ACTORS, WE ARE CONSTANTLY

CHALLENGING OURSELVES. >> WE'RE EXPLORING NEW

CHARACTERS, NEW TERRAINS, AND NEW EXPERIENCES.

>> AND WE KILL AND WE WILL KILL AGAIN.

>> WHAT WAS THAT? >> I SAID, NEW EXPERIENCES.

LIKE PATRICIA SAID. >> OH.

>> OKAY. AND THE EMMY FOR OUTSTANDING

LIMITED SERIES GOES TO ‐‐ A LIVING PERSON AND GROUP OF

PEOPLE. "THE ASSASSINATION OF GIANNI

VERSACE: [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪ >> Announcer: ACCEPTING THE EMMY

IS RYAN MURPHY.

>> THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU TO THE ACADEMY.

NONE OF US WOULD BE HERE WITHOUT THE BRILLIANT WRITING OF TOM ROB

SMITH WHO WROTE EVERY ONE OF OUR EPISODES.

THANK YOU, TOM. THANK YOU TO ALEXIS, TO BRAD

SIMPSON, TO NINA JACOBSON, TO DANA WALDEN, GARY NEWMAN, JOHN

LANGRAF, PETER RICE. "THE ASSASSINATION OF GIANNI

VERSACE" IS ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS.

IT'S ABOUT HOMOPHOBIA, INTERNALIZED AND EXTERNALIZED.

ONE OF OUT OF EVERY FOUR LGBTQ PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY WILL BE

THE VICTIM OF A HATE CRIME. WE DEDICATE THIS AWARD TO THEM,

TO AWARENESS, TO STRICTER HATE CRIME LAWS, AND MOSTLY THIS IS

FOR THE MEMORY OF JEFF AND DAVID AND GIANNI AND FOR ALL OF THOSE

TAKEN TOO SOON. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

[ APPLAUSE ] >> Announcer: UP NEXT,

WILL FERRELL PRESENTS OUTSTANDING COMEDY SERIES.

AND LATER, KENAN THOMPSON WILL REVEAL WHICH DRAMA SERIES WILL

TAKE HOME THE GOLD. THE EMMYS, ON NBC.

>> Announcer: AND NOW HERE ARE THE NOMINEES FOR OUTSTANDING

COMEDY SERIES. >> WHAT FLAVOR IS A FLAMING HOT

CHEETO? >> EVERY ELSE HAS SOMETHING.

>> OH, YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. WHAT'S THE SCENE?

>> SORRY, NO RENT FOR JAIL BIRDS.

THAT'S WHITE JUSTICE. >> TO MAKE HIM WAIT ANOTHER TEN

MINUTES FOR A FEW MEASLY POTATOES?

>> AM I TO WAIT ALL DAY? WHERE IS THE MANAGER OF THIS

ESTABLISHMENT? I'M EXTREMELY WHITE OVER HERE.

>> AND BIG FINISH. >> WHEN I AGREED TO SEND YOU TO

THAT FANCY GOYISHE COLLEGE, WHAT WAS THE IMPORTANT THING I TOLD

YOU? >> THE LAST GUY TO CREATE THE

INTERNET, AL GORE. HIS IDEAS WERE EXCELLENT BUT I

TALKED LIKE A NARCOLEPTIC PLANTATION OFFER SO HE LOST THE

PRESIDENCY. >> TO PRESENT THE AWARD FOR

OUTSTANDING COMEDY SERIES HERE IS WILL FERRELL.

♪♪♪♪ [ APPLAUSE ]

>> I'M SORRY THE WALK WAS SO LONG.

IT'S JUST ENDLESS. IT LOOKS MUCH SMALLER ON

TELEVISION. IT'S ABOUT A THOUSAND YARDS.

AND THESE WERE NOT THE SHOES TO DO IT IN EITHER.

I JUST NEED A MINUTE TO COLLECT MYSELF.

MY CREDENTIALS, DID I BRING MY ‐‐ I HAVE MY CREDENTIALS,

OKAY. THIS ALLOWS ME AN RC, FM, BK AND

PC. THE 70th EMMYS.

AND THE EMMY FOR OUTSTANDING COMEDY SERIES GOES TO ‐‐

"THE MARVELOUS MRS. MAISEL." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪♪♪♪ >> Announcer: ACCEPTING THE EMMY

IS DANIEL PALLADINO.

>> I HAD SOMETHING MEMORIZED AND IT ALL DUMPED OUT.

THANK YOU TO THE ACADEMY AND TO ALL OF VIEWERS WHO WATCH.

TO OUR AGENTS AT CAA WHO GUIDE US IN OUR CAREERS.

AMY AND I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO THANK OUR CREW, BILL GROOM, YOU

GUYS TURN MODERN DAY NEW YORK INTO 1958 NEW YORK, AND IT'S

AMAZING, THE JOB YOU DO. TO OUR FAMILIES WATCHING AT

HOME, PARTICULARLY OUR MOTHERS, AND GUYS, THEY ARE AVAILABLE.

ALSO TO EVERYONE AT AMAZON, IT'S BEEN A REALLY GREAT RIDE.

YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT SUPPORTIVE FROM THE VERY

BEGINNING. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT.

AND TO OUR CAST, WHO BITE INTO OUR 80‐PAGE SCRIPTS EVERY WEEK.

WE JUST WRAPPED A DAY AND A HALF AGO, WE MISS WORKING YOU GUYS,

WE LOOK FORWARD TO SEASON 3. THANK YOU TO THE VIEWERS.

THANK YOU. [ APPLAUSE ]

>> Announcer: WHEN WE COME BACK, KENAN THOMPSON PRESENTS

OUTSTANDING DRAMA SERIES. THE EMMYS, ON NBC.

>> Announcer: AND NOW HERE ARE THE NOMINEES FOR OUTSTANDING

DRAMA SERIES. >> STAN, WE'RE NOT LYING ON THE

GROUND WHILE YOU HAVE THAT GUN POINTED AT US.

>> STOP, ELIZABETH, JUST STOP. >> YOU SEEM TO BE ENGAGING IN

THE DIRTY BUSINESS OF POLITICS. >> GO!

>> YOU SHALL FEEL THE PAIN OF HIS JUDGMENT.

FOR THAT IS HIS LOVE. >> GROW THE HELL UP!

>> IT WAS EASIER, HE DIDN'T RECOIL WHEN I TOUCHED HIM AND HE

WASN'T SOME SULLEN TEENAGER AND HE DIDN'T ABANDON ME.

>> THAT'S NOT A PLACE. IT'S A WEAPON.

AND I'M GOING TO USE IT TO DESTROY THEM.

>> Announcer: TO PRESENT THE AWARD FOR OUTSTANDING DRAMA

SERIES, HERE IS KENAN THOMPSON. [ APPLAUSE ]

>> WOW, WHAT A NIGHT IT HAS BEEN.

GREAT NIGHT FOR HENRY WINKLER. SO PROUD OF YOU, SIR, SO PROUD

OF YOU. LIKE HE NEEDS ME TO BE PROUD OF

HIM. ALL RIGHT.

WE'VE GOT ONE MORE AWARD TO GO. THE EMMY FOR OUTSTANDING DRAMA

SERIES GOES TO ‐‐ "GAME OF THRONES."C

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪♪

>> Announcer: ACCEPTING THE EMMY IS D. B. WEISS.

>> WRITING FOR THESE ACTORS BEHIND US IS THE HONOR OF A

LIFETIME. BUT WE DIDN'T INVENT THESE

CHARACTERS. THAT WAS GEORGE R. R. MARTIN.

THE SHOW COULD NOT BE, WITHOUT THE MAD GENIUS OF GEORGE.

THANK YOU FOR LETTING US TAKE CARE OF YOUR PEOPLE.

HBO, THERE'S NO BETTER PLACE TO WORK.

THANK YOU, RICHARD PEPLOR, YOU SAID YES TO US AND THAT'S THE

REASON WE'RE STANDING HERE NOW. >> THE SHOW IS ONLY AS GOOD AS

THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE IT. WE ARE BLESSED AND LUCKY TO HAVE

THE GREATEST CAST, THE GREATEST CREW, AND THE GREATEST TEAM OF

PRODUCERS LED BY THE INIMITABLE BERNIE CAULFIELD.

THIS IS THE WOMAN WHO ACTUALLY MAKES THE SHOW.

THE REST OF US ORDER LUNCH. AND IT IS AN HONOR TO WORK WITH

THEM FROM SPAIN TO ICELAND, ALL THE WAY TO OUR HOME BASE OF

BELFAST, NORTHERN IRELAND. HERE'S TO YOU, BELFAST.

IT'S BEEN AN HONOR. >> AMANDA PEET, I LOVE YOU SO

MUCH. FRANKIE, MOLLIE, HENRY, I LOVE

YOU ALL. >> ANDREA, HUGO, WE LOVE YOU

VERY MUCH. >> WE LOVE ALL YOU GUYS.

[ APPLAUSE ]

>> ALL RIGHT, GUYS. THAT IS THE END OF OUR SHOW

TONIGHT. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING US.

PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR LENNY PICKETT AND THE SATURDAY NIGHT

BAND. [ APPLAUSE ]

AND WE APOLOGIZE, THE SHOW RAN LONG.

OUR APOLOGIES TO ALL THE PRESENTERS WE DID NOT GET TO

TONIGHT, BEYONCE, BILL CLINTON. >> OPRAH WINFREY, COLIN

KAEPERNICK. >> THE DOG FROM "FRAZIER."

>> JAY LENO'S GARAGE. >> STAY TUNED FOR "SHOWTIME AT

THE APOLLO." >> GOOD NIGHT!