All language subtitles for Summertime 2014 720p BluRay DTS x264.en

SUMMERTIME

You're driving 25 miles per hour.

I'm a shitty driver. Fasten your
seat belt. I don't want you to die.

It's squeezing my hungover body.

Why did you have to get yourself
a hangover? -I was scared of flying.

And leaving. And these people.

There's nothing wrong with Hanko,
except for the Swedish-speaking.

I can already see myself
running on the beach. {an you?

A real best friend would support me.

A real best friend
got you a summer job.

This will be a good summer.

Maybe even the best summer ever?
-Maybe.

"Varje sommar.
Vill ni ha kaffe eller te?"

Eller te.
-"Vill ni ha kaffe eller te?"

For once, I knew better.

Luckily I don't have to drive.
-You're always drunk or hungover.

You do look pretty awful.

So what happened to your Andalusian?

You're pronouncing it wrong.

What happened to your Andalusian?

This could be a summer without men.

Like a girls' summer.
-Absolutely.

I couldn't agree more.

Look, about that
summer without men thing...

What if a small man turns up?
-How small?

Really small
-That doesn't count.

Really small men don't count.
-Coolio.

Hey there, Hanko people!

Sit down already.
You're out of your fucking mind.

Maybe, but l rule.

Are we driving around in circles?
-You were supposed to navigate.

Look at that!
-Could it be our house?

Which is more important: a big house
or a house on the beach?

There was a villa in your e-mail.

I just wanted to get us in the mood.

Maybe it looks better inside.

The kitchen is on your right.
Be careful.

I think Olli likes us.
-All bosses like you.

Which one of you is
the professional waitress? -Iiris.

I've been living abroad for years,
waitressing and stuff.

Right. And this is Eeva,
our third summer girl.

Summer waitress. And...

Eeva spends her summers in Hanko,
so we kind of know each other.

Hi. Karoliina Kantola.
-I'm Eeva.

This is Iiris.

Johan, what are you doing?

Are those cappuccinos ready?

Eeva, go clear table ten.

Table ten?
-Yeah.

She's a complete "Rain man".
-Take care of table five.

And wine for you.

We didn't order this.

It beats writing my Master's thesis.

I don't feel like going out.
-Neither do I.

Two salty licorice shots.

Iiris, come here!

Corning!

My name is

Tattooed deep in your brain

My name is

Seared in your heart with a hot iron

You wish you were in Madrid.
-No, I like it here.

BYE bye.

Let's do it.
-What?

Guess who is housesitting
at her aunt's villa for the summer.

No way.
-Soon she'll have two new roommates.

Eeva! Hi.
-Hi.

We've been waiting for you.
-Why?

We work together every day -

and we've never even been to
your summer house.

You never ask me anywhere.
It's always just the two of you.

Don't say that.
It makes me feel like a bully.

You've met a person
who doesn't respond to your charm.

Are you coming?

This is the living room.

And the parlor is over there.
Would you like some coffee?

Although I don't know how to use
the espresso machine.

It makes a...

...kind of sound.
-No, thanks.

The kitchen is here.

This is the garden.
I've been doing some work on it.

Eeva, it looks incredible.

Please, let us stay here with you.
We can't live in that shithole.

Iiris is becoming bitchier every day.
-It's true.

And we would pay rent of course.
Please, please, Eeva...

Okay.

Eeva, you're the best!

We're only your subtenants.
You are in charge of everything.

This calls for a celebration!
To the drinking rocks! -Where?

What else do you do in addition to
your promising career as a waitress?

I suck as a waitress.

You must have some other skills.
-I'm not so sure.

I've studied this and that,
but I guess I'm not very smart.

Don't say that. Of course you are.

I start studying for the entrance
exam early on, but it never pays off.

Maybe you've been studying
all the wrong things.

I never even get accepted.
-Do you want some?

I've studied economics,
literature and forestry.

What an interesting combo.
-Thanks.

And other stuff in training centers.
I just can't decide.

Don't do something
just because you're supposed to.

It's better to pack your things
and fly far away.

I didn't say that.

Do you think this is piss,
or could it be some kind of dew?

Yeah, it's magic fairy mist.

I wouldn't have guessed that you
study theology and psychology.

Are you gonna be a priest?
-No.

A psychologist? -I don't think so.
I could be a teacher.

Or I could start working on my PhD.
I'd like to do research.

Limitless possibilities.

Right. Should I be a receptionist
or a waitress?

My yearly dilemma.

What did you think
Karoliina was studying?

I don't know.
Physical education or something.

Eeva, Eeva, Eeva...

Hey there, Hanko boys!

Hello boys!
-We will take the bus to Slussen.

And the metro to Bagarmossen.

Hello. There you go.
-Thank you.

Thank you.
-You're welcome.

Hello.
-Drinker girl.

Yeah, my parents wanted to give me
an usual name.

Sorry. My name is Jussi.
We met at the bar.

You were drinking, dancing
and shouting with your friend.

Guilty as charged. Iiris.

I paid for your drinks.
-Oh. Thank you.

Do you live here?
-No. I study in Helsinki.

I work here as a tennis coach.
-I came to work here from Madrid.

Are you studying there or...
-Working. just working.

I've always wanted to go there.
Maybe after I graduate.

You should. It's a wonderful place.

It's filled with culture, museums
and interesting people.

It's a metropolis.
We don't have those in Finland.

What don't we have?
-Metropolises.

Can I get you something?
-Coffee, please.

Coffee.

Did I interrupt something?
-No.

He's not bad looking.

A checked shirt. Not my type.

Maybe his mom shops for him.

My mom shops for me all the time.

I don't want a summer fling anyway.
It only causes trouble when I leave.

You can always dump him
at the airport.

Give him a chance.
just get rid of that shirt, fast.

It's on me. For the drinks.

You still owe me though.
We have outrageous prices.

I could show you around Hanko.
I know all the best places.

Today I'm busy, but maybe tomorrow.

See you tomorrow.
-See you.

I borrowed your earrings.

Someone's gonna have fun tonight.
-I'm totally not gonna have fun.

Whatever you say.
-Bye then.

Do you know how to pop a wheelie?
-Yeah.

Show me.
-You first.

I don't know if I can.

You can do it better than me.

This is really underground.

Can you cope?
-Barely.

Why did I buy those pink cakes?
-They are pretty masculine.

Are you tempted?
-Like crazy.

Well?
-It's really good.

Do you want some?
-No, thanks.

So you study cultural anthropology.

Why? -For the money.
I want to start making the big bucks.

What are you gonna be
when you grow up? -I don't know.

I would like to study humanities
at university -

or maybe something
a bit more concrete.

I've always enjoyed handicrafts
and working with people.

Or maybe I'll do something abroad.
I don't know.

I have no idea what I want to be
when I grow up.

Are you planning on leaving for Spain
in the fall? -Yeah, I am.

I already have the ticket.
Why do you ask?

Do you need a place to stay
when you come for a visit?

That wine cost me over eight euros.
I want something in return.

We'll see.

And there. How do you feel now?

You're humiliating an old man. -Don't
play if you don't have the balls.

Karoliina, I hate to interrupt
your game...

Take it easy, Olli. I'm going.

Evening, sir. Would you like a glass
of sherry and a piece of cake -

made by our own little boss
with his own little hands?

I'm really not a cake person -

and I'm driving,
so no sherry for me either.

For the record,
I think it's a very mature choice -

but I've heard the traffic police is
seriously undermanned, so go for it.

A young girl like you
is urging me to drink and drive.

I'm 25, so I might be
a little too young for you.

Can you bring the old man
an espresso? -And a piece of cake.

You look like you have
a little cake person inside of you.

Someone has to lure him out.

You should put the glass down.

Did you set up another date?
-No.

Did he call?
-No.

Did he text?
-No.

Okay, there's no rush.

Did you have fun?
-It was okay.

Yeah, but did you... have fun?

Ask away. I don't think
Eeva will have nightmares.

Did you blow him? Did you fuck?
-I'm not in the mood.

Not all men appreciate a blowjob.

A man must do something to earn it.

Eeva, do you give blowjobs on the
first date? -I feel uncomfortable.

Eeva is uncomfortable. Besides,
I don't blow men on the first date.

You just let some Diego guy
tie you to a radiator.

You swore not to tell anyone.
-Take it easy. Nobody's here.

Besides, I'm not judging you.
lt just crossed my mind.

A blowjob can be a beautiful thing.
-Fuck you. I'm gonna puke.

There are customers waiting.
-I'll go.

You're not a fucking expert
on everything.

Is the menu ready?
-I'll check it once more.

I can do it.

Maybe someone else
should write the menus.

My sister Hertta
is coming later today.

Will you come to the beach with us?
-Okay.

One, two, three!

I think I caught too much sun.
I'll go sit on the beach.

Who won?
-Let's do it again!

You are such shitty losers.

Pervert.

Eeva, tell me everything
about yourself.

I'm 25.

She's 25.
-Okay.

When are you coming to Helsinki?
-Where would I stay?

You can stay with us again. -The
guest room belongs to the baby now.

We can fit you in.

You can bring Iida here
if she's missing her stupid aunt.

You have the whole summer,
up until August.

Okay. So you already
bought the ticket? -Sorry.

You promised to think about it.
-About what?

You promised to think about
going to university or something.

I see...

So you have a child, right?

How was your labor?

"Bring me the suction cup,
and I'll take the baby out myself."

Thank God, the doctor
told me to shut up and push.

Nothing was happening,
and I just lay there in my own shit.

The idiots wouldn't cut my perineum,
even when I asked.

I don't want my vagina to rip apart.

Then some damned nurse
told me to save my strength -

and I told her to go fuck herself.

I begged Akseli to kill me
right there and then.

“Take the bastard out
and put me out of this misery.'

If you ever plan on reproducing -

you can start kissing
those perky little boobs goodbye.

After nursing, they'll look like
two pieces of toast.

And nursing hurls. Nobody
told me that. It hurls like hell.

Your nipples will get infected
and you will bleed all over.

The pamphlets should say-

that you should start thinking about
a name for those hemorrhoids.

You will be just as fond of them
as you are of the baby.

I wouldn't swap Iida for anything.

I feel sick.

Mothers and their labor stories
are like men with their army stories.

But what do we have?
-Our intact vaginas.

Let's go crash the wedding.
-No way.

Hi.

Hi.
-I've been trying to call you.

I left my phone at home
this morning.

Karoliina Kantola.
-He knows my name.

Don't say you're the only
overworked traffic cop in town.

My name is Tommy,
and I'm not a policeman.

Then what's your excuse
for patting me down later? -Tommy.

They're cutting the cake.
-I'll be right there.

Hurry UP-

Let's go.

Tell us when the bouquet is tossed.
We'll be at the beach getting drunk.

I don't want to pressure you.
-What do you want from me?

For you to get to know each other.
You're her only aunt.

Akseli has sisters.
-They're all boring.

They are pretty boring.

I don't want Iida to feel left out
when we have a second child.

A second child? -That's why
I have to party in advance.

Are you sure? You said
you have no time to yourself -

you can't sleep and your relationship
is on the rocks.

But there's more to it.

Iida is the best thing
that ever happened to me.

You're supposed to say that.

Oh yeah?

Not everyone wants to sit and wait
as life passes by.

Put your phones down,
and let's have some fun.

It must be great to have a sister.
I always wanted a sister.

To fucking sisterhood.
-To sisterhood.

You're bringing me down.

Here you are. You missed out on
six dreary speeches.

A happy person. How thrilling.

This is Tommy.
Eeva. Hertta is iiris's sister.

You can order drinks on me.

Do you feel like losing to me
in a game of pool?

No! Surprisingly shifty.

I know how to play.

Wait a sec.

I don't get it. I always win.

You usually play with your dad,
and he lets you win. -You're right.

The weirdo plays fair.
-He also has a ring.

I think the beautiful but uptight
woman at the wedding was his wife.

Have you ever had to worry about me
doing something stupid?

No. It's always the other way around.

It's fun to talk to an adult man
for a change.

Alright, pops!

M.
-Hi.

You missed the bouquet-toss.
-I always feel dizzy at weddings.

My cheeks start twitching
from all the smiling.

Why do you have to smile at weddings?
-It's a celebration of love.

Yeah.

How do you know Tommy? -He and
his wife are taking lessons from me.

Tennis lessons.

Where's the afterparty?
-You'll pass out.

I won't, my darling.
-Seriously. Stop it.

Who is this? -I'm Jussi.
You must be Iiris's sister.

Jussi knows who I am.
-God damn you.

We could have the afterparty
on my boat.

Afterparty, afterparty...

Come on, Iiris!

You're totally not a traffic cop.
You're some rich dude.

I own this boat with my brother.
-That explains it.

You have to throw a Love Boat party.
-A Love boat party?

I'm going home. Can you take care
of the others? -Sure. No problem.

Can I come with you?
-You don't have to.

I know that, but can I?
-Sure.

Bye then.

I found this.

My favorite champagne. -A 25-year-old
cannot have a favorite champagne.

Good taste is not a matter of age.

Where's your wife? -Linda left
for town. She's on call tomorrow.

A beautiful blond doctor
called Linda.

She doesn't need to come up with
a character for the Love Boat party.

She wouldn't come
to my Love Boat party.

Why would anyone not come?
-I don't know.

It's just not her style.

A 25-year-old is a bit too young
to listen to my marriage troubles.

L study psychology and theology.
I'll earn my living by listening.

You do know nothing
can happen between us, right?

Don't you have any qualms about it?

I do.

But I always stick to my principles.

Hey, listen...

I'm sorry l left the beach like that.

I realized I don't need
a summer Diego in my life right now -

or any other hassle.

Sorry.

Good night.

Hi.
-What are you doing here?

I came for coffee. It's so cozy here.
-Not true.

The customer is always right.
-Not true.

Debating is not your strong suit.
-We have table service. Sit down.

I will.

Be polite.

We've been on first-name terms
ever since we fucked.

Don't say anything.
-I wouldn't think of it.

We have to have
a housewarming party.

Yeah! I mean, it's Eeva's house,
so it's her call.

How about a masquerade? I know what
to wear. -A Midsummer masquerade.

Girls!

What nova? -I was thinking of inviting
myself to your housewarming party.

It's a masquerade.
-Good. I'll dress up.

Your style is pretty desperate.

Or determined.
-No. Desperate.

Determined.

The blowjob paid off.

I didn't hear that.
-You didn't?

I did hear something about a party.

Olli, would you like to come to our
Midsummer masquerade?

If nobody has anything against it.

Eeva! Do you mind
if Olli stops by at our party?

Of course not.

Now we have to have the party.
Two people have invited themselves.

We'll invite more people
from Helsinki. -Absolutely.

Eeva.

What are you?

I mean why?
-A bear?

I've never had the opportunity
to wear this before.

Go figure.
It's such "casual bear wear".

What are you supposed to be?

A Russian dance group.

A masquerade is a good excuse
to dress like a slut.

What if you don't want to?
-This is carnivalism.

That's pretty racist.
-I'm wasted.

Hee-o-hoy.

Should we have a signature
expression? -I could be like this.

I could be like this.

Or like this.

I could be like this.

This will work.

M.
-Hi.

I love your outfit.
-We're a Russian dance group.

We have signature expressions.

It was Karoliina's idea.
-Don't leave a sinking ship.

Hi.
-Hey there.

What are you?
-Summer Diego.

That's pretty racist.
-Okay, Natasha.

Welcome.

Do you have champagne glasses?
-In the kitchen.

Your favorite champagne.
-It's way too expensive.

We can drink it together.
-I didn't know you're here.

Do you mind that I came?
-Of course not.

Karoliina, there are some
hundred-year-old men at the door.

Did you invite your chess club?
-Absolutely.

Nice shorts.

Eeva?

Hi.

A bunny.

I brought you some flowers.

Lilies are my favorite.
-I remembered.

I'll go show these
to Iiris and Karoliina. -I see.

Look what Olli brought us.
-Us?

She doesn't get it.

Where's Linda?
Should we invite her here?

She's not a holiday person.
-She's not into holidays?

On the other hand,
it's quite lovely -

that an anti-cake person has found
himself an anti-holiday person.

You can spend the holidays
being miserable together.

I think I've changed my mind
about cake.

You're starting to understand
you must enjoy life.

Goddammit. The game is over.

Are you looking for the sangria,
señor? It's on the other table.

I just came to say goodbye.
I'm leaving.

Okay.

I'll see you sometime in Madrid.
-Wait.

You wouldn't like it
with me in Madrid.

I wasn’t thinking...

My place is a dump.

And I don't mean that it is
in a bohemian and charming way.

It's a terrible dump.
-Okay.

If you really want to go to Madrid -

I could show you some nice places.

Places you might actually
want to visit on your vacation.

That's my glamorous life
in the metropolis.

You want some beer?

It's better to leave the party
before it dies completely.

More life lessons
from Karoliina Kantola.

Are you sure you'll make it home?
-I'll stay on my boat.

Bye then.

Are you leaving, Tommy?
-Yeah. Thanks for having me.

Thanks for coming.
-Be careful.

I would like to tell you
to be careful -

but you always are.

No fucking way.
-Hey!

Hi there.

I just wanted to make sure you hadn't
fallen overboard or something.

But you're alive. Good.

I have to... l have to go.

Karoliina.

Wait.

Good morning.
-Hi.

Where have you been?
Didn't you get any sleep?

Here's what happened.

I must have passed out
in the hammock.

So classy.
-How about you?

I feel surprisingly fresh.
I must be drunk still.

It was a good party.
-Maybe the best party ever.

Girls, I think my aunt Liisa
just drove into the yard.

Did you know she was coming?
She was supposed to be abroad.

She stops by
whenever she has the time.

She's really busy.
A real business woman.

Good morning, girls.
-Morning.

You have to go now.

Hi!
-Hello.

Hi.
-Did I miss my own welcome party?

We had a Midsummer masquerade.
I was a bear, and they were whores.

My name is Karoliina Kantola.
-Liisa.

This is Iiris.
-Hi. We're Eeva's roommates.

We don't know anybody else here.

We were just starting to clean up.
-We can get you something to drink.

Thank you.

And back to the suburbs.
-Shut up. We're not going back.

These are pretty much the same size.

They look lovely.
-We'll get some more tomorrow.

Okay.

Don't look so nervous.
I'm not going to throw you out.

You're not?
-We love staying here.

We pay rent
and participate in cleaning.

I don't care about that.

Eeva likes you, and she's happy.

That's what matters.

Keep up the good work, girls.

Okay.

I love her.
Why don't I look like that?

I'll go bond some more.
-Okay.

Hey. Where are you going?

Swimming.
I have a terrible hangover suddenly.

I would love to go swimming.

I can't. I want to surprise Jussi.
The poor thing had a lesson today.

Too bad. Give him my best.

Bye.

Fuck.

Are you alive, lover boy?

Alive enough for me.

Hi there.
-Hi.

Cultural anthropology and tennis.

Shouldn't you poor students
be playing the cello -

or writing weepy haikus?

I'm a combination of explosive
strength and academic sensitivity.

I'd do you.
-You already did.

I'm glad you didn't give up on me
when I was so difficult. -Indeed.

I can't read you at all.

I don't get it.
-Use your hips.

I could teach you a couple of shots
after my lesson.

I've got it under control. I just
need to play with someone. -Right.

Nice dress.
-Nothing special.

Did you see the leg?
-I did.

Alright, let's play.

You hit like you're crazy.

Where were you yesterday?

You weren't home when I came.
Are you seeing someone else?

I was reading at the beach.
ls this skirt short enough?

Jump up and down.

Hi, Tommy.

Hi. I didn't know
you guys played tennis.

Is that a challenge?

What challenge?

A doubles challenge.

Do you want to play doubles?

Do I know you? Have we met?
-This is Karoliina

I'm Karoliina. This is Iiris.
-Linda.

They are Jussi's friends.
-We're like this.

The girls have such pretty dresses.
Of course we'll play with you.

Won't we?
-We'll take the better side.

I'll take the crappy side.

Alright, Tommy boy.
Every step you take.

It started. Dammit!

My trademark upper backhand
let me down once again.

Here we go.

Crude mistakes, crude mistakes.

Hit it, fancy pants!

Keep your eyes on the ball.

Good luck hug!

Alright, Tommy boy.

Let's see who has balls now.

There's no point in playing
if nobody's even trying.

Goodbye!
-Come on. Don't be like that.

Tommy, I'm sorry. I suck at this.

I came here to tan and lose weight.
-This is not your fault.

I'm sorry we ruined your game.
-You're forgiven.

There you go.
-Thanks.

M.
-Hi.

So you work here as a waitress.

Only for the summer.
I study in Helsinki.

I'll have a cup of coffee
and two croissants to go. -Okay.

I can give you a discount.
-There's no need.

Of course.

4.80.
-There you go.

So you're living in a villa?
-Yes, in our friend's aunt's house.

Jussi said his girlfriend is living
there. -Did he say "girlfriend"?

Yeah, I live there with Iiris
and Eeva of course -

and now her aunt Liisa
is also staying there.

It's a beautiful house. We're having
a garden party on Saturday.

Iiris's sister is coming
with her family. -Have fun.

And about the game...

I'm sorry. I just lost it somehow.

That's okay. No need to apologize.
-Oh well.

Would the two of you like to come
to our party on Saturday?

Jussi is also coming.
-I see.

It would be fun.
Tommy knows where we live.

We might not be able to come,
but thanks anyway.

I understand.
-Bye bye.

You will make a terrible mess
unless you behave yourself.

Don't throw it away.
You will spill everything...

Hertta, are you a teacher?
-Yeah.

I used to work as a substitute
until Iida came along...

There's no point in crying.

Akseli is a music producer.
Tell her about that time in London.

I have to change Iida first.

Did she poop?
-She pooped.

Do you want to?
-It would be a dream come true.

Daddy doesn't mind. Daddy loves poop.

Daddy will eat Iida's poop.

Hi. I'm glad you made it.

Hi there.
-Can you pass me some bread?

Linda and Tommy, do you have
a summerhouse here in Hanko?

My parents co-own
one of those villas on the beach -

although they don't stay there
that much anymore.

We also have a boat,
but that's mostly Tommy's thing.

It's your thing, too.
-No, it's your thing.

What an amazing house.
Are you from around here?

Eeva's mother and I were born here.

I left the country in my twenties.

So did Iiris. Didn't your sister
persuade you to come back?

Don't pry.
-Sorry. I just thought...

You just seem so close.

I wasn’t much help
when Eeva was little.

You always sent me
beautiful presents.

Too small dresses in particular.

Just like her.
-Seriously.

Who wants some coffee?
-No, thanks. I'm shaky already.

I guess Tommy will have an espresso.
-Yes, please.

Tommy failed to mention
his regular coffee spot.

He has only been there once -

but I always remember
what everyone orders.

Yeah, Karoliina is unbelievable.

Can I have some more wine, please?
White wine.

I could have some...

Am I accepted into your family now?
-Only a retard would want that.

Someone retarded or determined?

Bye.
-Bye.

Free fall...

A skydiver...

My parachute won't open!

It dropped on the floor.

You can study more tomorrow.

I haven't studied in days
and I'm way behind.

Am I interrupting?
-Not at all

I'm just staring at my plane ticket.

It must be a neurosis of some kind.

Do you suffer from Wanderlust?
-I don't know.

Did you ever think about
coming back to Finland?

Sure, I think about it
every now and then.

But when you are gone long enough -

you might not have anything
to return to.

I see.

Do you have any tampons?
-I have my period, too.

But l use the menstrual cup.
It's the choice of the modern woman.

Fucking hippie. I'll go get some.

Didn't you use protection?
-Of course we did. I'm not 15.

The condom broke once -

and I might have thrown up
the morning-after pill.

Fucking fucking fucking fuck.
-Fuck.

Didn't you take the test yet?
-I don't have a fucking test here.

Calm down. You can take it
with Jussi. -How do you mean?

He's your boyfriend.
He's supposed to be involved. -Okay.

Waitress!

I'll go.

I will call Jussi,
and we'll take care of this together.

Like adults.

Like you would,
if you'd ever make a damned mistake.

Are you alright?
-Why do you ask?

It was an emergency.
ls something wrong?

There's no need to jump the gun.
We can talk first.

Okay.

I had some good lessons today.
My client found his backhand...

I'm late.

I did take the morning-after pill-

but I should have had
my period by now.

Are you pregnant?
-I didn't take the test yet.

Then maybe you should take it.
-I was thinking...

We could take it together.
-I can't piss on the stick for you.

Sorry. What I meant to say...

Of course we can take it together.
-Never mind.

I apologize.
-Goodbye.

Of course we can take it together.

I'm glad you could make it.

She 's staring at her ticket again.
- Shut the door.

You have a visitor.

What are you doing here?

We came to watch you
pee on a stick.

What if it's positive?

What have you been thinking?
-I haven't.

I don't have all the answers
like you do.

You must first have a life -

before your life can change.

I'm still waiting.

Well?

It's negative.

What would I have gotten
if it was positive? -Hemorrhoids.

And godmothers to your love child.
-Let's hit the bar.

Cheers.

I remember taking the test,
and it was positive.

It felt unreal.

Where was I?
-In Thailand.

Congratulations.
You won't be a mother. -Thanks.

I was in school
when my mother was my age.

I was a baby when my mother
was your mother's age.

I'm too drunk to keep up.
But at least I'm not a mother.

We'll drink to that.

My mother wouldn't let me have
my baby alone. -Neither would we.

Hi. Can I borrow Karoliina
for a minute?

Are you fucking kidding me?

You're disgusting.

Right now, when all the vomiting
and the hormones...

My swelling... Dammit!
-Calm down.

Don't even... I will not calm down.

You can't even look at the needles.
-I know what I can't do.

You're such a cliché.
How can you be such a cliché?

Go ahead and fuck that little girl.
Maybe it will happen with her.

You are so weak.

Get in the car.

Get in the car.

I'm so sorry.

I've been trying to reach you
all day. -Too bad.

Are you drunk?
-No.

So it was a false alarm.

I'm going to get rid of it anyway,
so let's marinade it a little.

It was a joke. I pissed on a stick
like you asked me to -

and the result was positive for us,
meaning negative.

So you're not pregnant?

I'm not pregnant.

I wasn’t planning on continuing
your pathetic bloodline anyway.

Whatever. I'm getting the fuck out
of here in the fall.

Okay.

Please tell me.
-There's nothing to tell

You can say: "I told you so.“

Can I help you somehow?

You're not someone
I would turn to right now.

A couple of months' dating
doesn't make you an expert.

Could you make enough coffee
for the both of us in future?

I'll go make some more.
-I can do it myself.

I told you I can do it. Stop it.

I can go make some.

It's driving you crazy
that it's you who screwed up.

You're just pissed off because I'm
not listening to your never-ending -

and tedious rambling
about some relationship -

which will end anyway
when you pack your things.

At least I'm not trying to be
a better person than everyone else.

Although your method
does sound pretty tempting -

since your moral rules seem
to leave room for interpretation.

Go home, so you don't have to
put yourself out for anyone.

Why don't you put yourself out
and go fuck a married man.

It's not that simple.
-You are such a fucking hypocrite!

At least I know
what I want from life.

Your way of living
is really admirable indeed.

Should we make some tea?
-Shut up!

What the hell are you studying for?
It's July!

You couldn't care less
about becoming a teacher.

How should I know what I want?
I'm such a fucking idiot.

I'm reading the same sentence over
and over, and I understand nothing.

I don't want to read anymore.
-You don't have to.

It sucks to be an adult.
-I know.

Hey there.

Hey...

Honey.

What's wrong?

I can't stay in Finland.
I fall apart at once.

Oh, honey.

Honey.

I can't even visit mom and dad.

Who would want to visit them?

Does everyone think
that I'm a terribly cold person?

"Iiris can't make
a fucking relationship last.“

"Iiris hates children.“

"Iiris doesn't know what to study.“

You don't have to know that.

I just don't want you to miss out
on things because you're afraid.

What if... What if I'm just no good?

I feel like it's too late
to do anything.

Everyone else knows what they want.

Not true. People rarely do
anything smart before they turn 30.

Karoliina is going to get her second
university degree. You have a child.

Karoliina is annoying.

But I got pregnant by accident.

You can do the same.

I know you can do it.

Thank you.

I thought you smoke only
when you're drinking.

And crying.-

m.
-Hi.

Where have you been all day?
We were worried.

What's going on?

I might have insinuated
that Karoliina is a hypocrite.

And a bit of a brat.

I might have insinuated that Iiris
is a bit of a jealous slut.

I have dyslexia.

This is so much more fun than
the sandbox. Way to go, girls.

When can I drive
if I start drinking now?

When do you have to be in Helsinki?
-At nine.

You can drink until midnight.
-Easily.

Do you want something?
-A beer. And something on the side.

Ouch.

I told you this would be
the best summer ever.

Maybe I am a little jealous.
You always score full points -

and take everything under control.

You always knew what you wanted to be
when you grow up.

You had boobs when you were 11.

I still don't have them.

But you are my best friend.
I love you, stupid.

I'm sorry.
-I'm sorry.

Haven't you seen Jussi today?

No, I haven't.

You have never been too good
at putting yourself out.

He wasn't my type anyway.

I could go for a bit of an asshole.

That must be the dumbest thing
I've ever heard.

Listen, girls. As your elder,
I want to give a piece of advice.

If you ever find a nice man,
don't let him go.

Assholes are no good.

Hi.

Hi.

How did it go?

Pretty well.

Next year I'm gonna quit smoking.
-Me too.

It's so pathetic to be smoking at 26.

Are you serious?

I always thought I'd quit
when I turn 27.

Oh.

Oh shoot.

Maybe I'll do the same.
-Me too.

Coolio.

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