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Eroticism can also be
a splendid litmus paper
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which reveals moods, thoughts,
emotions and feelings.
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It is an expressive and ideological picklock,
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a magnifier to discover the most
deeply hidden drives of the human soul.
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Like in this short movie
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where the asexual behaviour
of the characters
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shows us some tasty truths
about the characters themselves.
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For example, the narcissism
of how one wants to appear
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often hides a person's true nature.
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In this case, a chavinistic arsehole
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becomes frustrated and impotent
and his wife cheats on him.
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TINTO BRASS
presents
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A MAGIC MIRROR
<>
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STOP SLOWING DOWN
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Back!
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Is that OK?
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Giulia!
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Did you go to the locksmith
for the new lock?
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I went but it was closed.
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And the phone connection?
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I talked to Telecom,
they're coming tomorrow.
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Also, the guys for the washing machine.
I told them to come at 1 1am.
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Shit! I told you to make it 12pm.
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They couldn't do it at 12pm.
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They can't come here
when you want them to.
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- It was at 1 1am or in two days and I said...
- Yeah, yeah. It's all right.
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And what did the carpenter say?
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It was closed as well.
There was a mad traffic jam this evening.
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I'd told you to stop by the shop.
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You don't have to necessarily
go to the one downstairs.
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- You could go yourself.
- Try to remember tomorrow.
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Do I have to do everything?
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Who went shopping and to buy the plants?
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Fuck it!
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What happened?
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Nothing, nothing.
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Be careful with those plates.
They're from my mother.
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Yes!
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Why don't you get out of that bath
and come and help me?
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You've been in there for half an hour.
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Since we've got this house
I've been doing everything.
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Are you getting the door?
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- Of course. Who else would get it?
- Of course!
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- Hi, Walter.
- Hi.
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- Do you want a hand?
- No worries. I'll do it.
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- Who is it?
- It's Walter with the new mirror.
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- I bet he's having a bath.
- Good guess!
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- What does he need another mirror for?
- Oh, Walter!
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Come here!
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Sit down.
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You're always bathing and making
yourself ''pretty''. It's an obsession.
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I don't deny it. Everyone has an obsession.
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I heard you lost yesterday as well.
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- Who told you?
- I heard it.
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People never mind their own business.
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Anyway, you deserve it. What did I tell you?
Don't listen to that arsehole.
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- Let's not talk about it.
- You're just a berk.
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- I told you...
- Stop it. I don't want to talk about it.
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Anyway, thank you for the mirror.
Giulia can't put it up, though.
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What does it have to do with Giulia?
It's your job.
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If you did it, it'd be as if
I was doing it myself anyway.
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I don't understand.
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You're doing me a favour.
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- It's obvious!
- Don't talk bullshit or I'll break that mirror.
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Where do you want me to put it?
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Next to the door.
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All right.
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How do you manage to live with him?
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I've only been here for five minutes
and he's made me mad already.
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I know what you mean.
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- Sometimes he seems a bit dumb.
- He's not at all. He's a son of a bitch.
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- Don't offend your mother.
- Let's not even talk about it.
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- Don't make jokes about things like that.
- Who's joking?
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She's making me go mad.
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''Sandro is so good!
Sandro said that. Sandro did that.''
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What about me? Without me she'd be on
the streets. He'd never take her with him.
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lt's just that you're too good.
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You mean a berk.
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You two are so different.
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lt's hard to believe you're brothers.
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You're telling me.
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Close to the door, OK?
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Close to the door.
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Not too high!
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Not too high.
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- Not too low either.
- Not too low either.
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I want to be able to see my whole body.
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Remember you're at least four inches
shorter than me.
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Arsehole. He's a total arsehole.
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- He's like that.
- He always does what he likes.
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My mother dotes on him
because he's an actor.
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And what an actor he is. ln four years
he only did one photo soap opera.
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- It's a hard profession.
- We all know what his profession is.
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- He has an audition on Monday. If...
- Again.
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Every week there's one.
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Hello!
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Yes, but I...
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I don't give a toss. You should've
thought about that beforehand.
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You didn't get it, then. You didn't get it.
You have to bring me the money.
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There's fucking nothing to explain.
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Listen to me. Either you bring
the money tomorrow or you're in trouble.
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Hang up.
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Bloody hell.
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They all want to have a life of crime.
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And then they shit themselves.
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Excuse me.
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Could you give me a hand?
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Of course.
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- Giulia, I'm sorry.
- Fuck off!
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Bloody hell, such a slap!
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Instead of staying here doing nothing,
go help my brother. Go.
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I want to be with you.
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Come on, fucking hell!
He's doing us a favour.
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So? Are you deaf?
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Move your arse!
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As you like.
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The sponge.
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So, do you still want a hand?
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Look at your face.
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Are you insane?
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I don't know if it's that stuff you snort
or going to the gym that makes you like this.
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What are you doing?
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I was joking.
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- Come on.
- Leave me alone.
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I was joking. Stop it.
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Go and get me the hairdryer.
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Where is it?
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Where do you think it is? In the kitchen?
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If it's not in the bathroom,
it must be in the gym bag.
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These fucking Sicilians.
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That girl doesn't understand that if
she wants to stay, she has to work.
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She has to work.
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It won't be long
before I send her back to her village.
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One second.
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Do you know
what she asked me the other day?
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She comes to me and says,
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''Can I go out with my friend?''
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She said it was someone's birthday.
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I slapped her hard.
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All right. I'm going to dry my hair.
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If I don't fix it straight away,
I will never manage.
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The other day, I had like a horn.
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I had to wash it again.
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- Who have you had an affair with?
- Nobody.
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- I never...
- Never?
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Never.
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Never say never.
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Well. What is it?
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I just wanted to check
if you needed anything.
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That's a first.
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Walter. Sandro is here.
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- I can't, Walter.
- Why?
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Wait for him to leave.
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And then we can do everything you want.
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- Everything?
- Everything, yes.
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You picked the wrong brother.
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Yes.
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So, do you want me?
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I've been wanting you for years.
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You could have told me before.
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You could have told me.
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- I'll finish here then I'll give you a hand.
- Really?
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I don't need it. I've nearly finished.
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What's wrong? Are you all right?
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What's that face for?
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I feel a bit stressed. Maybe I'm a bit tired.
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Well, go to bed early
and tomorrow you'll feel fine.
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- You're so beautiful.
- Am I?
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ls this how you wanted it?
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Perfect. Thank you, little Walter!
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lt's OK. It took me less than 20 minutes.
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Bloody hell! You're ace. It'd take me
20 minutes to make that drill work.
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You should learn.
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You reckon? I want to leave
these little satisfactions to you.
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Do what you like.
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You look so pretty! Are you going out?
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With friends?
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- With a gorgeous chick!
- First time to shag her?
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- Already shagged her.
- Same tactics.
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Of course. ''Would you give me a hand?''
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You'll stay overnight?
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- But you will be late?
- I don't know. Are you a detective?
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Don't get pissed off.
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- I left a bit of mess. Will you clean it up?
- Giulia will do it.
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Can you show Walter out?
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Yes.
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For you.
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- You're giving me half a million lire?
- You've been doing a lot for me.
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By the way, can you tell Mum
I'll come and see her on Sunday?
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She'll be happy.
Can you stay with her on Tuesday?
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Tuesday? No, I can't.
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- Fuck it. For once l ask you a...
- I can't, I've got something to do.
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Something important. I'll tell you later.
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- Bye, Sandro.
- See you, Walter.
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Are you coming back? I'll wait for you.
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You bet!
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- The green tie?
- With the others.
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As soon as you see the car leaving.
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While you're waiting.
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You're mad.
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