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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,948 --> 00:00:24,573 [Ticking] 2 00:01:24,215 --> 00:01:25,799 [Click] 3 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:32,130 Open it up, Bob. 4 00:01:32,131 --> 00:01:33,924 Got it. 5 00:01:36,049 --> 00:01:38,589 Good night. Good night, guys. 6 00:01:38,590 --> 00:01:39,924 Later. 7 00:01:55,590 --> 00:01:57,173 [Engine starts] 8 00:02:24,465 --> 00:02:25,964 Come on, buddy. 9 00:02:25,965 --> 00:02:27,798 Let's go. 10 00:02:29,173 --> 00:02:30,464 [Honking horn] 11 00:02:30,465 --> 00:02:32,464 Come on, move it! 12 00:02:32,465 --> 00:02:34,590 [Honk] 13 00:02:35,965 --> 00:02:38,132 New orders. 14 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:50,382 That's it! Let's go! 15 00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:54,840 Unh! Uhh! 16 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:05,673 [Indistinct shouting] 17 00:03:13,673 --> 00:03:15,340 Your move. 18 00:03:18,340 --> 00:03:20,881 You don't like the odds? 19 00:03:30,715 --> 00:03:32,590 Go for it. 20 00:03:51,048 --> 00:03:53,880 [Air hissing] 21 00:03:53,881 --> 00:03:56,715 Scared ya. 22 00:03:58,715 --> 00:04:01,465 Let's get out of here! 23 00:04:06,465 --> 00:04:09,132 Alright! Let's go! 24 00:04:13,257 --> 00:04:15,090 Alright! 25 00:04:15,549 --> 00:04:18,131 Give me some beer here. 26 00:04:18,132 --> 00:04:19,589 Whoo! 27 00:04:19,590 --> 00:04:21,424 Job well done. 28 00:04:33,424 --> 00:04:35,089 We're going to be rich. 29 00:04:35,090 --> 00:04:37,382 Can you deal with it? 30 00:04:50,424 --> 00:04:52,131 Hit the siren. 31 00:04:52,132 --> 00:04:53,755 We got cops! 32 00:04:53,756 --> 00:04:55,630 [Siren] 33 00:04:55,631 --> 00:04:57,299 Oh, shit. 34 00:05:08,465 --> 00:05:10,465 Ohh! Frank! 35 00:05:12,132 --> 00:05:14,090 Get out! 36 00:05:23,673 --> 00:05:25,006 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ 37 00:05:25,007 --> 00:05:28,214 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ 38 00:05:28,215 --> 00:05:31,839 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ 39 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:34,839 ♪ Which nobody can deny ♪ 40 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:36,381 - Yay! - Whoo! 41 00:05:36,382 --> 00:05:38,672 Happy retirement, Burty! 42 00:05:38,673 --> 00:05:39,590 It's about time. 43 00:05:39,591 --> 00:05:42,548 I thought you'd forgotten the old boy. 44 00:05:42,549 --> 00:05:43,507 No--No presents? 45 00:05:43,508 --> 00:05:46,339 Actually, we did get you a little something. 46 00:05:46,340 --> 00:05:47,506 Aw, you shouldn't-- 47 00:05:47,507 --> 00:05:49,672 I guess you should have. 48 00:05:49,673 --> 00:05:50,549 Ohh! 49 00:05:50,549 --> 00:05:51,507 Shucks. 50 00:05:51,508 --> 00:05:54,131 The guy we got them off 51 00:05:54,132 --> 00:05:55,672 hardly struggled at all. 52 00:05:55,673 --> 00:05:56,839 Just my size, too. 53 00:05:56,840 --> 00:05:58,506 Fresh from the morgue this morning. 54 00:05:58,507 --> 00:06:00,548 Let me give you a kiss, pal. 55 00:06:00,549 --> 00:06:02,630 [Laughter] 56 00:06:02,631 --> 00:06:05,880 [Indistinct chatter] 57 00:06:05,881 --> 00:06:08,424 Boys and girls... 58 00:06:09,215 --> 00:06:10,548 contrary to popular belief, 59 00:06:10,549 --> 00:06:13,548 we're not here to subsidize the doughnut house. 60 00:06:13,549 --> 00:06:16,506 Let's go back to work, shall we? 61 00:06:16,507 --> 00:06:17,424 - Right. - Right. 62 00:06:17,425 --> 00:06:19,006 No soul, bastard. 63 00:06:19,007 --> 00:06:21,006 Yeah, he has no heart. 64 00:06:21,007 --> 00:06:22,506 Thanks, guys. Thanks. 65 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:24,047 I think. 66 00:06:24,048 --> 00:06:27,424 [Siren] 67 00:06:30,549 --> 00:06:33,257 [Tires screeching] 68 00:06:35,549 --> 00:06:37,423 [Horn honking] 69 00:06:37,424 --> 00:06:39,880 Yes! Yes! 909! Officers in pursuit! 70 00:06:39,881 --> 00:06:42,257 Come on! Come on! 71 00:06:44,615 --> 00:06:47,239 I shouldn't have eaten that doughnut. 72 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,989 It's your retirement, Burt. 73 00:06:48,990 --> 00:06:49,824 Live a little. 74 00:06:49,825 --> 00:06:53,698 No dietary fiber in a doughnut at all. 75 00:06:53,699 --> 00:06:54,532 2 vests? 76 00:06:54,533 --> 00:06:56,197 What are you worried about, chafing? 77 00:06:56,198 --> 00:06:57,614 Damn right, 2 vests. 78 00:06:57,615 --> 00:07:00,114 You know what they got now? 79 00:07:00,115 --> 00:07:01,781 Magnesium-tipped bullets. 80 00:07:01,782 --> 00:07:03,030 Armor-piercing bullets, 81 00:07:03,031 --> 00:07:05,823 except they don't just penetrate. 82 00:07:05,824 --> 00:07:08,280 They penetrate, and they explode. 83 00:07:08,281 --> 00:07:10,823 What's the difference? If it happens, it happens. 84 00:07:10,824 --> 00:07:12,990 Not this week, pal. 85 00:07:12,999 --> 00:07:14,873 Chip? 86 00:07:14,874 --> 00:07:17,207 Remember Phil Deegan? 87 00:07:19,665 --> 00:07:20,332 Who? 88 00:07:20,333 --> 00:07:22,040 Homicide over in Roxbury. 89 00:07:22,041 --> 00:07:23,789 Short time, same as you. 90 00:07:23,790 --> 00:07:24,998 5 days left on the force. 91 00:07:24,999 --> 00:07:26,290 Figures he'll stay out of the way. 92 00:07:26,291 --> 00:07:28,873 Furnace in his house explodes, 93 00:07:28,874 --> 00:07:29,749 knocks him clean 94 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:31,165 into his neighbor's garage. 95 00:07:31,166 --> 00:07:32,539 They had to peel him off a car. 96 00:07:32,540 --> 00:07:36,874 Yeah, well, I don't have a garage, pal. 97 00:07:37,332 --> 00:07:40,041 [Car honking] 98 00:07:40,540 --> 00:07:42,206 You don't know anything about hot tubs. 99 00:07:42,207 --> 00:07:45,040 That's why I'm going into business with Lewis. 100 00:07:45,041 --> 00:07:46,372 - That guy in there? - Yeah. 101 00:07:46,373 --> 00:07:49,372 He looks like he robs grocery stores. 102 00:07:49,373 --> 00:07:50,832 Not anymore. 103 00:07:51,373 --> 00:07:52,332 Not anymore? 104 00:07:52,333 --> 00:07:54,873 I can't believe you're even considering this. 105 00:07:54,874 --> 00:07:56,873 Did you see the women in there? 106 00:07:56,874 --> 00:07:58,206 They were so buoyant. 107 00:07:58,207 --> 00:08:00,372 We're talking about your life savings, man. 108 00:08:00,373 --> 00:08:02,581 You got to plan this kind of thing. 109 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:04,206 Not again. 110 00:08:04,207 --> 00:08:06,497 If you'd listen to me for once... 111 00:08:06,498 --> 00:08:07,706 simple rules of finance 112 00:08:07,707 --> 00:08:10,582 can make a very big difference. 113 00:08:14,124 --> 00:08:16,914 You got $11,400, right? 114 00:08:16,915 --> 00:08:17,582 Right. 115 00:08:17,583 --> 00:08:19,414 You put that in 6-month CDs. 116 00:08:19,415 --> 00:08:22,248 That's compounding at about 9 1/4% annually, 117 00:08:22,249 --> 00:08:26,414 only it's more like 14% 'cause it's shielded. 118 00:08:26,415 --> 00:08:27,166 [Snoring] 119 00:08:27,167 --> 00:08:29,248 You amortize that over 32 years, 120 00:08:29,249 --> 00:08:31,372 you got about... 121 00:08:31,373 --> 00:08:32,956 $500,000. 122 00:08:32,957 --> 00:08:34,414 I know, Burt, but what am I gonna do 123 00:08:34,415 --> 00:08:37,581 with 1/2 million bucks when I'm 92 years old? 124 00:08:37,582 --> 00:08:39,290 How about you retire? 125 00:08:39,291 --> 00:08:40,082 Forget it. 126 00:08:40,083 --> 00:08:41,914 I'm going into hot tubs with Lewis. 127 00:08:41,915 --> 00:08:42,749 Right. 128 00:08:42,750 --> 00:08:44,372 You just never listen to me, do you? 129 00:08:44,373 --> 00:08:47,081 Because you never talk to me, you lecture me. 130 00:08:47,082 --> 00:08:48,123 I don't lecture you. 131 00:08:48,124 --> 00:08:52,040 How many times I tell you not to smoke in the car! 132 00:08:52,041 --> 00:08:55,166 There you go again, you're lecturing me. 133 00:08:56,582 --> 00:08:58,831 Why do they give us these? 134 00:08:58,832 --> 00:09:01,290 They never look like the real guy. 135 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:02,414 Sometimes they do. 136 00:09:02,415 --> 00:09:05,414 Never. "Dark hair, broad nose." 137 00:09:05,415 --> 00:09:07,581 It's always the same face. 138 00:09:07,582 --> 00:09:09,165 They wouldn't do it if it didn't work, Burt. 139 00:09:09,166 --> 00:09:12,581 You want to name me one time somebody nailed a suspect 140 00:09:12,582 --> 00:09:14,956 from one of these composites. 141 00:09:14,957 --> 00:09:16,622 Hell, that guy over there, 142 00:09:16,623 --> 00:09:21,291 he looks about as much like the sketch as... 143 00:09:26,415 --> 00:09:27,249 Shit. 144 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:28,790 Shit. 145 00:09:31,332 --> 00:09:33,123 [Tires screeching] 146 00:09:33,124 --> 00:09:34,165 [Horn honking] 147 00:09:34,166 --> 00:09:36,873 Officers need assistance at...1300 Chestnut. 148 00:09:36,874 --> 00:09:39,664 Come on, Burt. He's getting away! 149 00:09:39,665 --> 00:09:41,957 But where's my vest? 150 00:09:48,332 --> 00:09:50,999 Halt! Police! 151 00:09:51,832 --> 00:09:54,498 This is not a good idea! 152 00:09:55,207 --> 00:09:56,706 Alright, asshole! 153 00:09:56,707 --> 00:09:59,873 What about our backup, Ernie? 154 00:09:59,874 --> 00:10:03,124 This guy killed 2 cops! 155 00:10:04,623 --> 00:10:06,372 Watch your shoes, Burt. 156 00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:08,165 Watch it! 157 00:10:08,166 --> 00:10:10,331 [Tires screeching] 158 00:10:10,332 --> 00:10:12,832 [Car horns honking] 159 00:10:16,332 --> 00:10:19,373 [Honking, screeching] 160 00:10:22,207 --> 00:10:25,373 Can you spare some change? 161 00:10:32,749 --> 00:10:33,707 [Door slams] 162 00:10:33,708 --> 00:10:36,041 Shh, shh, shh. 163 00:10:37,540 --> 00:10:39,873 [Child crying] 164 00:10:39,874 --> 00:10:41,873 I bet he lives here. 165 00:10:41,874 --> 00:10:43,707 Thanks, Sherlock. 166 00:10:50,041 --> 00:10:52,248 Wait a minute, Ernie, the backup. 167 00:10:52,249 --> 00:10:52,999 What? 168 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,248 The backup. Just wait a while. 169 00:10:55,249 --> 00:10:58,040 There will be lots more of us 170 00:10:58,041 --> 00:10:58,957 and just one of him. 171 00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:01,456 Will you shut up and just follow me. 172 00:11:01,457 --> 00:11:03,457 Argh! 173 00:11:07,882 --> 00:11:09,881 Can't you show a little patience 174 00:11:09,882 --> 00:11:11,506 for once in your life? 175 00:11:11,507 --> 00:11:13,548 [Dog barking] 176 00:11:13,549 --> 00:11:16,214 Any other time, I'm up for this. 177 00:11:16,215 --> 00:11:19,424 I love this kind of stuff, you know that. 178 00:11:24,215 --> 00:11:26,549 [Dishes rattling] 179 00:11:27,673 --> 00:11:30,714 [Baby crying] 180 00:11:30,715 --> 00:11:32,923 Yeah. 181 00:11:33,549 --> 00:11:35,215 Look. 182 00:11:43,732 --> 00:11:45,083 Ready? 183 00:11:45,088 --> 00:11:47,794 I'm trying to make a point here. 184 00:11:47,795 --> 00:11:50,028 You're not giving me a fair shake. 185 00:11:50,033 --> 00:11:53,449 I'll take low, you take high. 186 00:11:53,450 --> 00:11:55,949 I hate you for this, man. 187 00:11:55,950 --> 00:11:57,908 Ready, Tiger? 188 00:11:57,909 --> 00:11:58,742 [Siren] 189 00:11:58,743 --> 00:12:01,075 They're here. 190 00:12:01,742 --> 00:12:02,717 Shit! 191 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,001 Ernie, what are you doing? 192 00:12:04,006 --> 00:12:06,392 Nobody shoots at me and gets away with it! 193 00:12:06,397 --> 00:12:08,271 It's rude! 194 00:12:08,272 --> 00:12:09,064 Oww! 195 00:12:09,065 --> 00:12:11,189 Jesus, Ernie! 196 00:12:23,239 --> 00:12:24,197 Shit. 197 00:12:24,198 --> 00:12:25,655 Whoa! 198 00:12:25,656 --> 00:12:26,988 Ow! 199 00:12:27,863 --> 00:12:28,863 You okay, Burt? 200 00:12:28,864 --> 00:12:31,239 I don't believe this. 201 00:12:33,531 --> 00:12:36,656 [Sirens] 202 00:12:37,905 --> 00:12:40,863 Up the fire escape! 203 00:12:41,905 --> 00:12:43,937 There he goes! Come on! 204 00:12:43,942 --> 00:12:45,608 Damn it. 205 00:12:46,442 --> 00:12:47,817 Unh! 206 00:12:48,317 --> 00:12:49,816 Aaaah! 207 00:12:49,817 --> 00:12:52,775 Good choice. 208 00:13:02,608 --> 00:13:05,650 Ernie! Ernie! 209 00:13:19,817 --> 00:13:22,858 Ernie! No! 210 00:13:22,859 --> 00:13:25,482 You're not jumping off this building. 211 00:13:25,483 --> 00:13:26,317 Let go of my throat. 212 00:13:26,318 --> 00:13:28,024 I'm not gonna do it, Ernie. 213 00:13:28,025 --> 00:13:29,774 I waited 30 years for this. 214 00:13:29,775 --> 00:13:31,441 I'm not throwing myself off 215 00:13:31,442 --> 00:13:32,983 any 25-story building. 216 00:13:32,984 --> 00:13:36,275 Okay. We'll walk down one floor. 217 00:13:36,276 --> 00:13:40,607 You may not care about the future, but I do. 218 00:13:40,608 --> 00:13:43,025 Aah! 219 00:13:43,483 --> 00:13:46,525 I've got myself a little plan here. 220 00:13:46,984 --> 00:13:48,358 I'm not breaking my neck 221 00:13:48,359 --> 00:13:51,025 for any low-life scum. 222 00:13:54,692 --> 00:13:57,732 Does anyone know why Simpson and Dills 223 00:13:57,733 --> 00:14:02,401 refused to chase a dangerous felon yesterday? 224 00:14:03,359 --> 00:14:06,649 Can anyone tell me why they decided 225 00:14:06,650 --> 00:14:09,233 to sit down on a roof 226 00:14:09,234 --> 00:14:12,191 while the rest of the precinct chased him 227 00:14:12,192 --> 00:14:15,817 through the streets of downtown Seattle? 228 00:14:17,401 --> 00:14:18,401 Could it be... 229 00:14:18,402 --> 00:14:22,482 because detective Simpson only has 6 more days 230 00:14:22,483 --> 00:14:24,024 to serve on the force? 231 00:14:24,025 --> 00:14:24,733 8. 232 00:14:24,734 --> 00:14:26,566 Oh, I'm sorry, Burt. 233 00:14:26,567 --> 00:14:29,524 You're really in for the long haul. 234 00:14:29,525 --> 00:14:32,233 You're going for that gold watch. 235 00:14:32,234 --> 00:14:33,858 We chased him to the roof. 236 00:14:33,859 --> 00:14:36,275 Where you managed single-handedly 237 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:38,066 to subdue your partner 238 00:14:38,067 --> 00:14:40,358 until backup units could arrive. 239 00:14:40,359 --> 00:14:45,192 I'm sure we'll all sleep a lot better knowing that. 240 00:14:48,525 --> 00:14:51,276 Nice job, fella. 241 00:14:53,775 --> 00:14:57,358 Detective Simpson did manage to, uh... 242 00:14:57,359 --> 00:15:01,276 retrieve a vital piece of evidence. 243 00:15:01,733 --> 00:15:03,607 Yeah, with his head. 244 00:15:03,608 --> 00:15:04,567 This... 245 00:15:04,568 --> 00:15:05,691 [Cocks shotgun] 246 00:15:05,692 --> 00:15:08,566 is part of a shipment of experimental weapons 247 00:15:08,567 --> 00:15:11,441 that was hijacked last Tuesday. 248 00:15:11,442 --> 00:15:14,566 The feds believe it was a gang 249 00:15:14,567 --> 00:15:17,275 last known to be operating out of Chicago 250 00:15:17,276 --> 00:15:20,151 run by this guy-- Carl Stark. 251 00:15:22,567 --> 00:15:27,400 And any short-time goof-off that doesn't bust his ass 252 00:15:27,401 --> 00:15:28,899 to bring this guy in 253 00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:31,816 is going to be as popular around this precinct 254 00:15:31,817 --> 00:15:35,900 as a reggae band at a ku klux klan rally. 255 00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,984 Is that clear, Burty? 256 00:15:45,775 --> 00:15:47,275 Yeah. 257 00:15:47,276 --> 00:15:50,649 You think just because I wear this uniform 258 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:51,941 I stop having feelings? 259 00:15:51,942 --> 00:15:54,275 Don't do this to us, Elizabeth. 260 00:15:54,276 --> 00:15:56,774 I'm not doing anything. It's you. 261 00:15:56,775 --> 00:15:58,858 You just don't understand. 262 00:15:58,859 --> 00:16:01,941 What are you saying, 263 00:16:01,942 --> 00:16:05,441 that I don't love you? 264 00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:06,566 That I don't need you? 265 00:16:06,567 --> 00:16:10,649 I'm saying that I'm not just a cop, David. 266 00:16:10,650 --> 00:16:13,441 I'm a woman, too. 267 00:16:13,442 --> 00:16:16,524 I thought this was going to happen. 268 00:16:16,525 --> 00:16:18,607 Don't worry about it, Burt. 269 00:16:18,608 --> 00:16:21,316 30 years in the department. 270 00:16:21,317 --> 00:16:22,192 Twinkie? 271 00:16:22,193 --> 00:16:24,983 30 years, and he attacks my whole career. 272 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,150 Exercise a little good judgment 273 00:16:27,151 --> 00:16:29,150 8 days before I retire. 274 00:16:29,151 --> 00:16:31,316 Look, nobody's calling you a coward. 275 00:16:31,317 --> 00:16:33,358 Hey, chicken shit! 276 00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:35,024 Nice collar, boys. 277 00:16:35,025 --> 00:16:36,066 Screw you, Dan. 278 00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:37,358 You know, if you guys want to smooch, 279 00:16:37,359 --> 00:16:39,066 you don't have to go up to the roof, 280 00:16:39,067 --> 00:16:40,358 you can do it right in here. 281 00:16:40,359 --> 00:16:41,691 I said screw you. 282 00:16:41,692 --> 00:16:43,245 Just humor him, Ernie. 283 00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:44,208 You know, I'm glad you let him go, 284 00:16:44,209 --> 00:16:45,874 'cause it's gonna look great on my record 285 00:16:45,875 --> 00:16:46,708 when I get him. 286 00:16:46,709 --> 00:16:49,499 Dan, I didn't know you'd cut a record. 287 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:52,207 Dan Miller on the asshole label. 288 00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:53,666 That's funny, Dills. 289 00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:54,916 That's very funny. 290 00:16:54,917 --> 00:16:57,332 I think your buddy forgot this. 291 00:16:57,333 --> 00:17:00,332 Don't hurt yourself, old-timer. 292 00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:02,084 [Snickers] 293 00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:04,375 I don't get it. 294 00:17:04,376 --> 00:17:06,328 You got 8 days left on the force. 295 00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:08,998 Now you want to buy life insurance? 296 00:17:08,999 --> 00:17:10,998 Getting shot is not the only way 297 00:17:10,999 --> 00:17:13,415 to buy the farm, pal. 298 00:17:13,416 --> 00:17:15,207 You know that more men suffer 299 00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:16,166 massive coronaries in their 50s 300 00:17:16,167 --> 00:17:19,040 than any other time in their lives. 301 00:17:19,041 --> 00:17:20,540 Isn't that something? 302 00:17:20,541 --> 00:17:21,915 I'm not kidding. 303 00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,498 Liver dysfunction, renal disorder, 304 00:17:23,499 --> 00:17:25,082 degenerative nerve stuff-- 305 00:17:25,083 --> 00:17:27,498 All that stuff happens when you're in your 50s. 306 00:17:27,499 --> 00:17:30,540 Burt, stop worrying about your insides so much. 307 00:17:30,541 --> 00:17:32,540 I'm not worried about my insides. 308 00:17:32,541 --> 00:17:34,540 I'm worried about Dougie. 309 00:17:34,541 --> 00:17:36,540 Something happens to me, 310 00:17:36,541 --> 00:17:38,332 how does he go to college? 311 00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:39,915 How old is he again? 312 00:17:39,916 --> 00:17:41,915 10... 313 00:17:41,916 --> 00:17:43,266 and 1/2. 314 00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:45,450 Shouldn't you be planning ahead? 315 00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:49,372 WOMAN: Have a seat, please, Mr. Spivak. 316 00:17:59,455 --> 00:18:01,418 You guys here for the drug test? 317 00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:03,663 Ha! I wish. 318 00:18:03,664 --> 00:18:05,538 Life insurance. 319 00:18:05,539 --> 00:18:07,497 Oh. I'm a little nervous. 320 00:18:07,498 --> 00:18:09,954 My company sprang this on me 321 00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:12,373 at the last minute. 322 00:18:14,206 --> 00:18:17,663 Do you think if I smoked a joint 323 00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,163 a couple of days ago, 324 00:18:19,164 --> 00:18:22,288 it might show up on this thing? 325 00:18:22,289 --> 00:18:23,996 Well, Burt, what do you think? 326 00:18:23,997 --> 00:18:26,623 Definitely. 327 00:18:27,997 --> 00:18:30,164 How do you know? 328 00:18:32,206 --> 00:18:35,663 Of course, I really didn't smoke a joint 329 00:18:35,664 --> 00:18:37,163 a couple of days ago. 330 00:18:37,164 --> 00:18:40,829 Okay. Mr. Simpson, Mr. Spivak, 331 00:18:40,830 --> 00:18:42,663 you can come in now. 332 00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:45,039 Jeez. About time. 333 00:18:46,914 --> 00:18:48,330 Thanks, Mr. Simpson. 334 00:18:48,331 --> 00:18:50,914 You can get dressed now. 335 00:19:23,381 --> 00:19:26,046 Bye, Mr. Simpson. Have a nice day. 336 00:19:26,047 --> 00:19:28,046 Oh, yeah. Thanks a lot. 337 00:19:28,047 --> 00:19:29,172 [Bell rings] 338 00:19:29,173 --> 00:19:31,381 [Screaming] 339 00:19:36,381 --> 00:19:38,046 [Honk] 340 00:19:38,047 --> 00:19:40,881 [Honk honk] 341 00:19:45,547 --> 00:19:46,423 Hey, boy. 342 00:19:46,424 --> 00:19:47,504 Hi. 343 00:19:47,505 --> 00:19:48,754 How you doing? 344 00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:50,172 Uh, I'm okay. 345 00:19:50,673 --> 00:19:53,171 Here you go, my man. 346 00:19:53,172 --> 00:19:54,213 Wow! 347 00:19:54,214 --> 00:19:56,213 What did you get me? 348 00:19:56,214 --> 00:19:58,047 A surprise. 349 00:20:04,923 --> 00:20:06,964 Huh? 350 00:20:08,089 --> 00:20:09,630 What is it? 351 00:20:09,631 --> 00:20:10,755 A beer Stein. 352 00:20:10,756 --> 00:20:13,046 With the Harvard crest on it. 353 00:20:13,047 --> 00:20:16,421 But, dad, I don't drink beer. 354 00:20:16,422 --> 00:20:18,421 Well, it's just a souvenir. 355 00:20:18,422 --> 00:20:20,350 You just put it up on a shelf, 356 00:20:20,355 --> 00:20:21,895 look at it. 357 00:20:21,896 --> 00:20:22,729 Ah. 358 00:20:23,030 --> 00:20:24,696 How's your mom? 359 00:20:24,697 --> 00:20:25,405 She's okay. 360 00:20:25,406 --> 00:20:26,862 You tell her I was coming over? 361 00:20:26,863 --> 00:20:27,697 Yeah. 362 00:20:27,698 --> 00:20:29,737 You're not going to do it, Burt. 363 00:20:29,738 --> 00:20:30,697 He's 10-year-old boy, 364 00:20:30,698 --> 00:20:33,571 and you're not going to give him an ulcer. 365 00:20:33,572 --> 00:20:34,363 One little present. 366 00:20:34,364 --> 00:20:36,737 Ohh! The pants, the sweat shirts. 367 00:20:36,738 --> 00:20:39,529 If that kid doesn't get into Harvard, 368 00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:40,737 he's gonna kill himself. 369 00:20:40,738 --> 00:20:42,028 He'll get in. 370 00:20:42,954 --> 00:20:44,162 It isn't fair, Burt. 371 00:20:44,163 --> 00:20:45,870 You can't map out somebody's life 372 00:20:45,871 --> 00:20:46,871 20 years in advance. 373 00:20:46,872 --> 00:20:50,120 Well, nothing wrong with a little head start. 374 00:20:50,121 --> 00:20:52,996 You're going to give him your twitch. 375 00:20:53,622 --> 00:20:55,038 What twitch? 376 00:20:55,663 --> 00:20:57,497 That twitch. 377 00:20:59,121 --> 00:21:00,663 Burt. 378 00:21:03,121 --> 00:21:05,662 Know what he asked me the other night? 379 00:21:05,663 --> 00:21:08,537 If they were still going to have P.E. at Harvard. 380 00:21:08,538 --> 00:21:09,497 What'd you tell him? 381 00:21:09,498 --> 00:21:12,496 I told him not to worry about Harvard yet. 382 00:21:12,497 --> 00:21:13,703 Oh, honey. Jesus. 383 00:21:13,704 --> 00:21:15,695 I can't do it, Burt. 384 00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:17,409 You can't live his life for him. 385 00:21:17,414 --> 00:21:18,683 What's that supposed to mean? 386 00:21:18,688 --> 00:21:21,189 It means that some things are out of your control. 387 00:21:21,194 --> 00:21:23,511 Oh...yeah. Yeah. Here we go. 388 00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:24,932 Well, that's what it means. 389 00:21:24,933 --> 00:21:27,139 No, no. Why don't you say what you really mean. 390 00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:29,765 That I'm uptight and controlling and-- 391 00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:30,932 That's not what I said. 392 00:21:30,933 --> 00:21:33,052 Look, honey, I planned my whole life 393 00:21:33,057 --> 00:21:34,890 so that kid could go to college. 394 00:21:34,891 --> 00:21:35,808 Well, great. 395 00:21:35,809 --> 00:21:37,432 Can he please finish grammar school first? 396 00:21:37,433 --> 00:21:40,973 I'm only doing it because I love him. 397 00:21:40,974 --> 00:21:42,765 I know you do, Burt. 398 00:21:42,766 --> 00:21:46,141 But that's not loving him. 399 00:21:54,141 --> 00:21:56,974 [Indistinct chatter] 400 00:22:11,516 --> 00:22:13,015 WOMAN: Ahh! 401 00:22:13,016 --> 00:22:14,098 Ahh... 402 00:22:14,099 --> 00:22:17,473 Ahh! 403 00:22:17,474 --> 00:22:19,432 Ahh! 404 00:22:19,433 --> 00:22:21,182 Animals. 405 00:22:22,349 --> 00:22:24,808 Ha ha ha! 406 00:22:33,099 --> 00:22:36,765 You have one message. 407 00:22:36,766 --> 00:22:38,807 What do you say, boys? 408 00:22:38,808 --> 00:22:40,515 Mr. Simpson, 409 00:22:40,516 --> 00:22:41,807 this is Becky Colton from the gas company. 410 00:22:41,808 --> 00:22:44,682 After 3 attempts to contact you with no response, 411 00:22:44,683 --> 00:22:46,473 this courtesy call is to inform you 412 00:22:46,474 --> 00:22:49,473 your gas will be turned off today at 5 P.M. 413 00:22:49,474 --> 00:22:53,015 Thank you for using Seattle Gas and Electric. 414 00:22:53,016 --> 00:22:56,348 That was your last message. 415 00:22:56,349 --> 00:22:58,056 WOMAN: Oh! 416 00:22:58,057 --> 00:22:59,973 Ohh! 417 00:22:59,974 --> 00:23:01,890 [Bed rattling] Aah! 418 00:23:01,891 --> 00:23:03,724 MAN: Aah! 419 00:23:03,725 --> 00:23:04,849 WOMAN: Aah! 420 00:23:04,850 --> 00:23:06,724 Bless you, cowboy. 421 00:23:06,725 --> 00:23:07,683 - Aah! - Aah! 422 00:23:07,684 --> 00:23:08,849 [Whip cracks] 423 00:23:08,850 --> 00:23:09,725 Awoo! 424 00:23:09,726 --> 00:23:11,473 - Aah! - Aah! 425 00:23:11,474 --> 00:23:12,974 MAN: Oh, God! 426 00:23:34,516 --> 00:23:36,181 Frigging yahoos. 427 00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:36,891 Yeah. 428 00:23:36,892 --> 00:23:38,724 Let's do some business. 429 00:23:38,725 --> 00:23:40,766 No. Stay here. 430 00:23:43,732 --> 00:23:45,265 Mr. Scalese. 431 00:23:45,266 --> 00:23:48,433 Let's see the merchandise. 432 00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:57,932 Oh, man. Look at this shit. 433 00:24:02,891 --> 00:24:03,558 The Barrett. 434 00:24:03,559 --> 00:24:06,223 Model 82-A1, .50 caliber. 435 00:24:06,224 --> 00:24:07,849 Startron scope. 436 00:24:07,850 --> 00:24:09,265 11-round capacity. 437 00:24:09,266 --> 00:24:11,808 Staggered box magazine. 438 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,140 Heavy. 439 00:24:20,141 --> 00:24:21,890 What about the shells? 440 00:24:21,891 --> 00:24:22,891 Like I told you, 441 00:24:22,892 --> 00:24:25,265 .50 caliber, magnesium-tipped. 442 00:24:25,266 --> 00:24:27,932 The price is not negotiable. 443 00:24:29,266 --> 00:24:31,473 Everything's negotiable. 444 00:24:31,474 --> 00:24:33,807 Scratch. 445 00:24:33,808 --> 00:24:36,140 No bullet's worth 20 bucks a pop. 446 00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:39,932 You ever been shot at with one of these? 447 00:24:48,891 --> 00:24:50,224 No. 448 00:24:52,641 --> 00:24:54,973 That was stupid, you--Oh. 449 00:24:54,974 --> 00:24:56,808 Ohh! 450 00:24:57,516 --> 00:24:59,307 Ohhh... 451 00:24:59,308 --> 00:25:02,515 He's my wife's cousin. 452 00:25:02,516 --> 00:25:04,842 So you want to do some business or what? 453 00:25:04,847 --> 00:25:06,304 [Man moaning] 454 00:25:06,305 --> 00:25:08,472 Vito, get up. 455 00:25:09,605 --> 00:25:10,564 There's no doubt about it. 456 00:25:10,565 --> 00:25:13,438 See the inflammation around the cell wall? 457 00:25:13,439 --> 00:25:16,563 Discoloration? Couldn't be anything else. 458 00:25:16,564 --> 00:25:17,896 Really? 459 00:25:17,897 --> 00:25:18,938 No question. 460 00:25:18,939 --> 00:25:21,938 Look how the spores invade the cell lining there. 461 00:25:21,939 --> 00:25:24,938 I may have seen 3 of these in my life. 462 00:25:24,939 --> 00:25:28,604 Poor guy. He was going to retire. 463 00:25:28,605 --> 00:25:30,939 It's a shame. 464 00:25:32,105 --> 00:25:33,939 You eat yet? 465 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,312 36... 466 00:25:36,313 --> 00:25:38,187 37... 467 00:25:38,188 --> 00:25:40,021 38... 468 00:25:40,022 --> 00:25:41,022 39... 469 00:25:41,023 --> 00:25:43,813 [Ring] 470 00:25:43,814 --> 00:25:44,814 40. 471 00:25:44,815 --> 00:25:45,980 Hello. 472 00:25:45,981 --> 00:25:48,813 Hey, Doc. How you doing? 473 00:25:48,814 --> 00:25:50,814 When, now? 474 00:25:51,814 --> 00:25:53,521 Well, I don't understand. 475 00:25:53,522 --> 00:25:54,938 I mean... 476 00:25:54,939 --> 00:25:56,354 Where, at your office? 477 00:25:56,355 --> 00:26:01,604 Well, yeah. I--I can get there about 2:00. 478 00:26:01,605 --> 00:26:05,480 Okay. Yeah, I'll see you then. Okay. 479 00:26:07,755 --> 00:26:09,380 41... 480 00:26:09,381 --> 00:26:10,339 42. 481 00:26:10,340 --> 00:26:13,172 [Ticking] 482 00:26:23,297 --> 00:26:25,214 [Knock on door] 483 00:26:27,713 --> 00:26:30,462 Uh, Burt, this is Dr. Goldman. 484 00:26:30,463 --> 00:26:31,963 He's a Hematologist. 485 00:26:31,964 --> 00:26:33,754 Hi. How are you? 486 00:26:33,755 --> 00:26:36,963 I asked him to come in here today 487 00:26:36,964 --> 00:26:38,796 because it appears you have 488 00:26:38,797 --> 00:26:41,088 a rather rare blood disorder. 489 00:26:41,089 --> 00:26:42,421 Disorder? 490 00:26:42,422 --> 00:26:43,629 You mean like, uh, 491 00:26:43,630 --> 00:26:45,462 like a, uh--A disorder? 492 00:26:45,463 --> 00:26:47,213 I'm going to let Dr. Goldman explain, 493 00:26:47,214 --> 00:26:48,796 since he's an expert in the field 494 00:26:48,797 --> 00:26:52,380 and can probably make it a lot clearer than I can. 495 00:26:52,381 --> 00:26:55,422 I thought you were gonna explain it to him. 496 00:26:55,755 --> 00:26:59,463 Well, you know the disease. 497 00:27:00,297 --> 00:27:01,089 Yeah. 498 00:27:01,090 --> 00:27:02,629 But he's your patient. 499 00:27:02,630 --> 00:27:03,796 Uh... 500 00:27:03,797 --> 00:27:05,338 what's going on? 501 00:27:05,339 --> 00:27:07,296 Burt, you have a disease 502 00:27:07,297 --> 00:27:10,587 known as Autotoxic Hematosa. 503 00:27:10,588 --> 00:27:13,421 The common name is Wexler's Curtain. 504 00:27:13,422 --> 00:27:15,504 It's a progressive blood disorder 505 00:27:15,505 --> 00:27:17,421 in which the lymphatic system 506 00:27:17,422 --> 00:27:19,629 actually attacks the red blood cells, 507 00:27:19,630 --> 00:27:22,504 mistaking them for an invading virus. 508 00:27:22,505 --> 00:27:24,297 It's very rare. 509 00:27:24,672 --> 00:27:25,339 Yeah? 510 00:27:25,340 --> 00:27:26,629 As the disease progresses, 511 00:27:26,630 --> 00:27:29,462 the lining of the cells become weakened 512 00:27:29,463 --> 00:27:31,671 to a point where they can no longer 513 00:27:31,672 --> 00:27:33,921 oxygenate the body. 514 00:27:33,922 --> 00:27:36,171 This, of course, includes the brain. 515 00:27:36,172 --> 00:27:37,921 Well... 516 00:27:37,922 --> 00:27:38,880 of course. 517 00:27:38,881 --> 00:27:42,296 As the deprivation becomes more pronounced, 518 00:27:42,297 --> 00:27:46,171 the tissue itself begins to deteriorate, 519 00:27:46,172 --> 00:27:50,546 literally...suffocating from the lack of oxygen. 520 00:27:50,547 --> 00:27:55,296 The entire process takes about, uh... 521 00:27:55,297 --> 00:27:57,504 2 1/2 weeks. 522 00:27:57,505 --> 00:27:59,338 I don't understand. 523 00:27:59,339 --> 00:28:01,505 Well... 524 00:28:02,339 --> 00:28:05,672 we're afraid it's terminal. 525 00:28:06,672 --> 00:28:08,380 Terminal--Terminal? 526 00:28:08,381 --> 00:28:09,963 I often don't tell patients 527 00:28:09,964 --> 00:28:11,504 about situations like this 528 00:28:11,505 --> 00:28:13,504 because there's nothing they can do, 529 00:28:13,505 --> 00:28:16,171 but in your case, the progression is so rapid, 530 00:28:16,172 --> 00:28:18,504 I thought you might need a chance 531 00:28:18,505 --> 00:28:21,588 to get your affairs in order. 532 00:28:24,339 --> 00:28:26,546 What you're--What you're saying 533 00:28:26,547 --> 00:28:28,546 is I'm dying. 534 00:28:28,547 --> 00:28:30,213 I'm, uh... 535 00:28:30,214 --> 00:28:32,546 I'm really dying. 536 00:28:32,547 --> 00:28:34,713 I'm afraid so. 537 00:28:35,381 --> 00:28:38,088 The later stages are usually marked 538 00:28:38,089 --> 00:28:39,587 by a neurological breakdown. 539 00:28:39,588 --> 00:28:41,879 Some medication can temper this, but-- 540 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:43,838 Well, what about... 541 00:28:43,839 --> 00:28:45,421 chemotherapy? 542 00:28:45,422 --> 00:28:47,546 Unfortunately, Burt... 543 00:28:47,547 --> 00:28:49,380 this is not cancer. 544 00:28:49,381 --> 00:28:51,214 Oh... 545 00:28:52,381 --> 00:28:56,588 Your body has actually turned on itself. 546 00:28:57,381 --> 00:29:00,046 I hate to have to tell you this. 547 00:29:00,047 --> 00:29:02,546 It's always hard for a Doctor 548 00:29:02,547 --> 00:29:05,421 to know whether he should be candid 549 00:29:05,422 --> 00:29:07,421 with someone in your position. 550 00:29:07,422 --> 00:29:09,462 I just felt telling you 551 00:29:09,463 --> 00:29:10,921 was the right thing to do 552 00:29:10,922 --> 00:29:13,422 under the circumstances. 553 00:29:13,755 --> 00:29:16,297 Yeah, it's, uh... 554 00:29:17,047 --> 00:29:19,255 You did the right thing. 555 00:29:19,256 --> 00:29:22,546 If there's anything else we can do... 556 00:29:22,547 --> 00:29:25,255 please let us know. 557 00:29:25,256 --> 00:29:27,754 In the meantime, take 2 of these 558 00:29:27,755 --> 00:29:31,381 as soon as the dizziness starts. 559 00:30:04,463 --> 00:30:06,297 [Arf arf] 560 00:30:37,839 --> 00:30:40,797 [Children shouting and laughing] 561 00:30:51,339 --> 00:30:54,547 Keep your eye on the ball. 562 00:31:39,047 --> 00:31:39,839 Mom. 563 00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,004 Mom, I don't believe it. 564 00:31:42,005 --> 00:31:44,088 They accepted me. 565 00:31:44,089 --> 00:31:47,880 I have been offered a place at Harvard. 566 00:31:49,797 --> 00:31:50,713 Mom? 567 00:31:50,714 --> 00:31:52,921 I don't know how to tell you this, honey. 568 00:31:52,922 --> 00:31:54,421 What is it, mom? 569 00:31:54,422 --> 00:31:58,046 Well, 10 years ago, when your father died, 570 00:31:58,047 --> 00:32:01,629 the insurance company only left us $22,000. 571 00:32:01,630 --> 00:32:03,712 We've been living off of that money 572 00:32:03,713 --> 00:32:05,380 for the last 10 years. 573 00:32:05,381 --> 00:32:07,963 There isn't any money left, Dougie. 574 00:32:07,964 --> 00:32:11,587 You won't be able to go to Harvard. 575 00:32:11,588 --> 00:32:13,421 There's always community college... 576 00:32:13,422 --> 00:32:14,880 college... 577 00:32:18,089 --> 00:32:21,131 [Knock knock knock] 578 00:32:27,422 --> 00:32:28,297 Hi. 579 00:32:28,298 --> 00:32:30,213 Hi. 580 00:32:30,214 --> 00:32:31,462 Hi. 581 00:32:31,463 --> 00:32:33,339 Hi. 582 00:32:33,964 --> 00:32:35,088 What's wrong? 583 00:32:35,089 --> 00:32:36,130 Nothing. 584 00:32:36,131 --> 00:32:38,587 You're-- You're gonna be fine. 585 00:32:38,588 --> 00:32:39,838 I am? 586 00:32:39,839 --> 00:32:42,587 Absolutely. 587 00:32:42,588 --> 00:32:45,462 Well, wanna come in? 588 00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:46,922 Yeah. 589 00:32:51,297 --> 00:32:52,131 Burt, 590 00:32:52,132 --> 00:32:53,421 what's going on? 591 00:32:53,422 --> 00:32:55,921 I just don't want you to worry. 592 00:32:55,922 --> 00:32:57,838 What would I worry about? 593 00:32:57,839 --> 00:32:58,797 The future. 594 00:32:58,798 --> 00:33:01,421 Burt, you're the one that always worries 595 00:33:01,422 --> 00:33:02,297 about the future. 596 00:33:02,298 --> 00:33:05,255 Remember when Dougie made this for us? 597 00:33:05,256 --> 00:33:07,796 Honey, Dougie didn't make that for us. 598 00:33:07,797 --> 00:33:08,838 He didn't? 599 00:33:08,839 --> 00:33:10,339 Uh-uh. 600 00:33:14,547 --> 00:33:16,213 Burt, what's going on? 601 00:33:16,214 --> 00:33:17,214 Nothing. 602 00:33:17,214 --> 00:33:18,172 Nothing. 603 00:33:18,172 --> 00:33:19,172 You're gonna-- 604 00:33:19,173 --> 00:33:21,004 You're gonna be fine. 605 00:33:21,005 --> 00:33:22,171 You're gonna be okay. 606 00:33:22,172 --> 00:33:23,338 What are you talking about? 607 00:33:23,339 --> 00:33:25,171 Dougie, Dougie's gonna be fine. 608 00:33:25,172 --> 00:33:25,839 He's gonna be great. 609 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:27,504 Would you like to sit down? 610 00:33:27,505 --> 00:33:28,796 No, I don't have time. 611 00:33:28,797 --> 00:33:31,046 I mean, I don't mean it the way it sounds. 612 00:33:31,047 --> 00:33:34,338 Honey, I just want you to know 613 00:33:34,339 --> 00:33:36,671 that I've taken care of everything. 614 00:33:36,672 --> 00:33:40,046 I know you know that, but I've taken care of it. 615 00:33:40,047 --> 00:33:41,712 And it's just as taken care of 616 00:33:41,713 --> 00:33:43,462 as it always was. 617 00:33:43,463 --> 00:33:44,381 Burt-- 618 00:33:44,382 --> 00:33:47,338 I've got to go-- I don't have to go, but... 619 00:33:47,339 --> 00:33:49,838 Burt, talk to me. What is the matter? 620 00:33:49,839 --> 00:33:51,546 Nothing. 621 00:33:51,547 --> 00:33:53,171 Nothing. 622 00:33:53,172 --> 00:33:54,047 Burt. 623 00:33:54,048 --> 00:33:55,922 Everything's fine. 624 00:33:56,547 --> 00:33:58,755 I can handle it. 625 00:34:00,547 --> 00:34:03,005 [Telephone ringing] 626 00:34:05,922 --> 00:34:08,755 WOMAN: He looks like he's in a big hurry. 627 00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:15,588 Hey! 628 00:34:22,583 --> 00:34:23,998 Oh, sure. The policy's in effect 629 00:34:23,999 --> 00:34:26,206 as long as you're still on the force. 630 00:34:26,207 --> 00:34:28,874 Well, how much, uh, how much is it worth? 631 00:34:28,875 --> 00:34:32,350 Well, at this point, $350,000. 632 00:34:32,355 --> 00:34:33,729 350. 633 00:34:33,730 --> 00:34:34,397 Okay. 634 00:34:34,398 --> 00:34:35,938 Thank you very much. 635 00:34:35,939 --> 00:34:37,604 The only thing is... 636 00:34:37,605 --> 00:34:39,312 What? 637 00:34:39,313 --> 00:34:40,938 It's line-of-duty coverage. 638 00:34:40,939 --> 00:34:42,799 I don't understand. 639 00:34:42,804 --> 00:34:46,114 Well, it means you got to get, you know... 640 00:34:46,119 --> 00:34:47,202 Killed? 641 00:34:47,203 --> 00:34:49,507 They only pay off for line-of-duty. 642 00:34:49,512 --> 00:34:52,843 You can't collect on anything else. 643 00:34:52,844 --> 00:34:54,219 Oh. 644 00:34:54,220 --> 00:34:57,387 Okay. Well, thanks. 645 00:34:58,512 --> 00:35:00,010 I want double duty. 646 00:35:00,011 --> 00:35:00,844 What? 647 00:35:00,845 --> 00:35:02,135 I want double duty. 648 00:35:02,136 --> 00:35:04,010 I don't get it. Is this some kind of joke? 649 00:35:04,011 --> 00:35:05,511 I owe it to the department. 650 00:35:05,512 --> 00:35:07,177 Burt, if this has anything to do 651 00:35:07,178 --> 00:35:08,677 with what I said in the squad room-- 652 00:35:08,678 --> 00:35:10,511 You're 2 cars short in the flats. 653 00:35:10,512 --> 00:35:11,677 I'll take one of those. 654 00:35:11,678 --> 00:35:13,010 Are you alright? 655 00:35:13,011 --> 00:35:13,886 What do you mean? 656 00:35:13,887 --> 00:35:15,718 You seem a little tense. 657 00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:16,637 Tense? 658 00:35:16,638 --> 00:35:19,927 Look, I know how hard this last week is. 659 00:35:19,928 --> 00:35:21,718 I've seen a lot of guys go through this. 660 00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:23,677 Why don't I put you here on a desk? 661 00:35:23,678 --> 00:35:26,219 No, damn it! 662 00:35:26,220 --> 00:35:27,718 I want double duty. 663 00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:30,677 Now, you got to give it to me. 664 00:35:30,678 --> 00:35:33,052 Fine, Burt. You've got it. 665 00:35:33,053 --> 00:35:34,761 Good. 666 00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:37,428 Good. 667 00:35:42,011 --> 00:35:43,094 Thanks. 668 00:35:43,095 --> 00:35:45,719 [Door closes] 669 00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:23,128 Double duty in the flats? 670 00:36:23,133 --> 00:36:24,444 We're still cops, Ernie. 671 00:36:24,449 --> 00:36:26,558 Burt, it's like West Beirut there, 672 00:36:26,563 --> 00:36:28,690 and you signed us up for 14 hours. 673 00:36:28,695 --> 00:36:29,822 Let me drive. 674 00:36:29,827 --> 00:36:31,111 Look, if you're trying to prove something 675 00:36:31,116 --> 00:36:32,235 about yesterday... 676 00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:33,911 It's not about yesterday. 677 00:36:33,916 --> 00:36:35,623 It's about tomorrow. 678 00:36:37,749 --> 00:36:39,915 It's probably that male menopause, Burt. 679 00:36:40,316 --> 00:36:42,190 Why can't you just lose your hair 680 00:36:42,191 --> 00:36:44,534 and date unsuitable women like the rest of us? 681 00:36:44,539 --> 00:36:45,660 Radio working? 682 00:36:45,660 --> 00:36:46,465 What? 683 00:36:46,465 --> 00:36:47,829 The radio, is it working? 684 00:36:47,834 --> 00:36:49,206 Why wouldn't the radio be working? 685 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:51,373 Toughest neighborhood in Seattle, 686 00:36:51,374 --> 00:36:53,040 and we haven't had a call yet. 687 00:36:53,041 --> 00:36:54,874 Burt, what is the matter with you? 688 00:36:54,875 --> 00:36:56,540 Nothing's the matter with me. 689 00:36:56,541 --> 00:36:57,915 Where's your vest? 690 00:36:57,916 --> 00:36:58,916 I'm not wearing a vest. 691 00:36:58,917 --> 00:37:00,081 You're not wearing your vest? 692 00:37:00,082 --> 00:37:01,373 No, I'm not wearing a vest! 693 00:37:01,374 --> 00:37:03,415 Why don't you issue a press release about it? 694 00:37:03,416 --> 00:37:05,040 RADIO: 2-Charlie-9. 2-Charlie-9. 695 00:37:05,041 --> 00:37:06,874 Domestic violence in progress, 696 00:37:06,875 --> 00:37:08,665 1235 Chanteclaire. 697 00:37:08,666 --> 00:37:09,893 Proceed code 3. 698 00:37:09,898 --> 00:37:11,369 That's more like it. 699 00:37:11,374 --> 00:37:13,540 [Siren wails] 700 00:37:18,540 --> 00:37:20,915 [Tires screeching] 701 00:37:22,915 --> 00:37:25,872 Burt, what's got into you? 702 00:37:25,873 --> 00:37:28,207 [Dogs barking] 703 00:37:30,706 --> 00:37:32,957 Open up! Police officers! 704 00:37:37,124 --> 00:37:39,956 Police officers! Open up! 705 00:37:39,957 --> 00:37:41,081 WOMAN: Who? 706 00:37:41,082 --> 00:37:41,873 Police! 707 00:37:41,874 --> 00:37:43,414 MAN: Who's Denise? 708 00:37:43,415 --> 00:37:45,540 Police! 709 00:37:49,249 --> 00:37:51,748 I don't believe this. 710 00:37:52,124 --> 00:37:54,580 She tried to kill me. 711 00:37:54,581 --> 00:37:55,896 What? 712 00:37:55,996 --> 00:37:57,373 Just calm down, ma'am. 713 00:37:57,374 --> 00:37:58,414 What? 714 00:37:58,415 --> 00:37:59,332 Unbelievable. 715 00:37:59,333 --> 00:38:01,248 Sir, can you tell me what happened, please? 716 00:38:01,249 --> 00:38:04,664 She hit me with an iron. 717 00:38:04,665 --> 00:38:05,456 Look. 718 00:38:05,457 --> 00:38:07,747 He says you hit him with an iron. 719 00:38:07,748 --> 00:38:09,623 Who's Myron? 720 00:38:09,998 --> 00:38:11,455 I don't believe this. 721 00:38:11,456 --> 00:38:12,580 An iron. An iron. 722 00:38:12,581 --> 00:38:14,455 He says you hit him with an iron. 723 00:38:14,456 --> 00:38:15,580 I did. 724 00:38:15,581 --> 00:38:17,789 He's a skunk. 725 00:38:17,790 --> 00:38:20,331 Why is he a skunk? 726 00:38:20,332 --> 00:38:23,426 Because he said he was leaving. 727 00:38:23,726 --> 00:38:26,664 She said that you said that you were leaving? 728 00:38:26,665 --> 00:38:27,831 No. 729 00:38:27,832 --> 00:38:31,164 I said I was eating. 730 00:38:31,165 --> 00:38:33,332 [Woman chuckling] 731 00:38:35,165 --> 00:38:36,997 Oh, you... 732 00:38:37,594 --> 00:38:39,784 Just open the book, look at this, 733 00:38:39,789 --> 00:38:42,690 and you can be saved even as I was saved. 734 00:38:42,695 --> 00:38:44,927 Because I was like anybody else here. 735 00:38:44,928 --> 00:38:47,927 You say, "no, no, that doesn't apply to me." 736 00:38:47,928 --> 00:38:50,093 But I'm telling you now, this does apply to you. 737 00:38:50,094 --> 00:38:52,719 This is your light. This is your truth. 738 00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:55,218 He took me down as low as a man could go... 739 00:38:55,219 --> 00:39:00,594 I got you some yogurt. Peach or blueberry? 740 00:39:01,970 --> 00:39:03,969 Burt? 741 00:39:03,970 --> 00:39:07,093 Do you believe in life after death? 742 00:39:07,094 --> 00:39:09,218 Look, if peach or blueberry's 743 00:39:09,219 --> 00:39:11,553 too tough a question... 744 00:39:12,386 --> 00:39:13,593 Do you, uh... 745 00:39:13,594 --> 00:39:15,246 Do you believe in heaven? 746 00:39:15,251 --> 00:39:16,292 Heaven? 747 00:39:16,293 --> 00:39:18,416 Mm-hmm. 748 00:39:18,417 --> 00:39:19,458 Gee, uh... 749 00:39:19,459 --> 00:39:21,208 I don't know, Burt. 750 00:39:21,209 --> 00:39:22,374 I remember something 751 00:39:22,375 --> 00:39:23,624 my dad talked about, though, 752 00:39:23,625 --> 00:39:25,916 after his first heart attack. 753 00:39:25,917 --> 00:39:26,709 Mm-hmm. 754 00:39:26,710 --> 00:39:28,458 You know those stories about people 755 00:39:28,459 --> 00:39:29,459 who've almost died? 756 00:39:29,460 --> 00:39:31,791 They talk about seeing this tunnel 757 00:39:31,792 --> 00:39:33,125 of white light 758 00:39:33,126 --> 00:39:35,292 which they kind of float up into. 759 00:39:35,293 --> 00:39:36,251 At the end of it, 760 00:39:36,252 --> 00:39:37,458 there's this beautiful garden 761 00:39:37,459 --> 00:39:39,416 with all the people that they've ever known 762 00:39:39,417 --> 00:39:41,458 - just waiting for them. - Yeah? 763 00:39:41,459 --> 00:39:43,292 My dad was out for a couple of minutes. 764 00:39:43,293 --> 00:39:46,624 When they got him back, he talked about it. 765 00:39:46,625 --> 00:39:49,459 What did he see? 766 00:39:50,293 --> 00:39:51,666 Nothing. 767 00:39:51,667 --> 00:39:52,750 Nothing? 768 00:39:52,751 --> 00:39:54,791 No tunnel, no floating, 769 00:39:54,792 --> 00:39:56,458 no white light. 770 00:39:56,459 --> 00:39:57,293 Just him, 771 00:39:57,294 --> 00:39:59,333 lying there on the bed one minute, 772 00:39:59,334 --> 00:40:01,750 and the next... 773 00:40:01,751 --> 00:40:03,293 squat. 774 00:40:03,751 --> 00:40:06,000 Give me one of those. 775 00:40:06,001 --> 00:40:07,458 Bravo unit. Bravo unit. 776 00:40:07,459 --> 00:40:08,624 A silver Pontiac. Need assist. 777 00:40:08,625 --> 00:40:11,374 High speed, southbound on east Seattle Parkway. 778 00:40:11,375 --> 00:40:14,666 Currently in pursuit. Respond code 3. 779 00:40:14,667 --> 00:40:15,667 That's it. 780 00:40:15,668 --> 00:40:17,052 What's it? 781 00:40:17,057 --> 00:40:18,140 This is it. 782 00:40:18,141 --> 00:40:21,682 Burt, we're nowhere near the east Seattle Parkway! 783 00:40:24,849 --> 00:40:26,140 [Starts engine] 784 00:40:27,592 --> 00:40:28,970 Uh, get out of the car. 785 00:40:28,975 --> 00:40:30,063 What are you talking about? 786 00:40:30,063 --> 00:40:32,012 Check the right rear tire--It's low. 787 00:40:32,017 --> 00:40:33,142 Doesn't feel low. 788 00:40:33,147 --> 00:40:34,770 It's low! Get out! 789 00:40:34,771 --> 00:40:37,063 Burt. Oh, God. 790 00:40:41,980 --> 00:40:44,104 [Tires squealing] 791 00:40:44,105 --> 00:40:45,603 Burt! 792 00:40:45,604 --> 00:40:47,313 Your yogurt! 793 00:40:48,604 --> 00:40:49,937 [Shouting] 794 00:40:49,938 --> 00:40:52,438 [Sirens wail] 795 00:41:18,303 --> 00:41:19,320 How fast is he going? 796 00:41:19,325 --> 00:41:20,469 I don't know. 797 00:41:20,470 --> 00:41:21,814 Well, how fast are we going? 798 00:41:21,819 --> 00:41:22,761 90. 799 00:41:22,762 --> 00:41:24,468 What's he trying to do, kill himself? 800 00:41:24,473 --> 00:41:26,681 [Sirens wailing] 801 00:41:28,139 --> 00:41:30,597 [Tires screeching] 802 00:41:30,598 --> 00:41:32,430 This is for you, Dougie. 803 00:41:32,431 --> 00:41:34,879 You're going to college, little guy. 804 00:41:38,481 --> 00:41:39,888 Aw, come on. 805 00:41:39,889 --> 00:41:42,555 Blow 'em away. 806 00:41:42,556 --> 00:41:44,847 No problem. 807 00:41:51,381 --> 00:41:53,380 Machine guns. 808 00:41:53,381 --> 00:41:54,381 Alright! 809 00:41:54,382 --> 00:41:56,047 Go! Go! 810 00:41:56,589 --> 00:41:58,381 Look out! 811 00:42:11,153 --> 00:42:12,546 Get this thing moving. 812 00:42:12,547 --> 00:42:14,381 I'm wide open! 813 00:42:17,489 --> 00:42:18,946 You die! 814 00:42:49,275 --> 00:42:51,155 Get this guy off my ass! 815 00:42:59,824 --> 00:43:01,946 Right here! 816 00:43:06,666 --> 00:43:07,698 Jesus! 817 00:43:24,016 --> 00:43:25,527 Goddamn it! 818 00:43:27,558 --> 00:43:30,058 Good-bye, Carolyn! 819 00:43:40,599 --> 00:43:42,392 Aw... 820 00:44:03,558 --> 00:44:05,403 Oh, shit. 821 00:44:09,308 --> 00:44:11,108 Blow this guy away! 822 00:44:12,766 --> 00:44:14,338 Come on! Shoot! 823 00:44:16,558 --> 00:44:17,822 Oh! 824 00:44:22,599 --> 00:44:24,517 [Tires screeching] 825 00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:37,599 How do you like that, you ugly son of a bitch? 826 00:44:40,433 --> 00:44:42,140 This guy's crazy! 827 00:44:42,141 --> 00:44:43,517 Mother-- 828 00:44:46,308 --> 00:44:48,682 Look out! Jeez! 829 00:44:48,683 --> 00:44:51,308 Watch it! Watch it! 830 00:44:52,933 --> 00:44:54,599 Jeez! 831 00:45:02,350 --> 00:45:03,350 You son of a bitch! 832 00:45:03,351 --> 00:45:05,349 Get away from this guy! 833 00:45:05,350 --> 00:45:06,966 Come on! 834 00:45:12,914 --> 00:45:15,098 Want to play rough, you son of a bitch? 835 00:45:18,724 --> 00:45:20,341 Look out! 836 00:45:20,517 --> 00:45:22,849 Aah! 837 00:45:26,350 --> 00:45:27,891 Where'd he go? 838 00:45:29,683 --> 00:45:32,552 Now your ass is mine. 839 00:45:34,108 --> 00:45:35,158 Jeez! 840 00:45:40,891 --> 00:45:42,891 Whoa-ho-whoa! 841 00:45:57,392 --> 00:45:58,682 Whoa! 842 00:45:58,683 --> 00:46:02,058 Whoa! 843 00:46:15,558 --> 00:46:17,933 [Horns honking] 844 00:46:19,244 --> 00:46:21,606 Man, this guy is pissing me off. 845 00:46:21,611 --> 00:46:23,123 Son of a bitch. 846 00:46:32,812 --> 00:46:36,436 [Horns honking] 847 00:46:51,694 --> 00:46:53,652 [Horn honks] 848 00:46:58,486 --> 00:46:59,692 Look out! 849 00:47:07,694 --> 00:47:09,737 It's now or never, Burt, old buddy! 850 00:47:20,270 --> 00:47:21,466 Aah! 851 00:47:35,602 --> 00:47:37,393 Uhh! Unh! 852 00:47:37,394 --> 00:47:38,737 [Coughing] 853 00:47:38,737 --> 00:47:42,361 Uhh! Uhh! Get off my face. 854 00:47:42,362 --> 00:47:46,235 Can't you idiots do anything right? 855 00:47:46,236 --> 00:47:48,110 [Coughing] 856 00:47:48,111 --> 00:47:49,569 For risking your life 857 00:47:49,570 --> 00:47:51,777 in service to this department, 858 00:47:51,778 --> 00:47:53,069 for unmatched bravery 859 00:47:53,070 --> 00:47:54,818 beyond the call of duty, 860 00:47:54,819 --> 00:47:56,735 the Seattle Police Department 861 00:47:56,736 --> 00:47:58,902 is proud to present you 862 00:47:58,903 --> 00:48:01,444 with this Medal of Valor, 863 00:48:01,445 --> 00:48:04,777 along with the accompanying citation. 864 00:48:04,778 --> 00:48:09,612 We're just glad you're still around to get it. 865 00:48:25,986 --> 00:48:29,819 I didn't steal those letters, David. 866 00:48:30,445 --> 00:48:31,652 I wrote them. 867 00:48:31,653 --> 00:48:33,277 You're not pregnant? 868 00:48:33,278 --> 00:48:35,110 No. I'm not pregnant. 869 00:48:35,557 --> 00:48:38,139 I'm your twin sister Joan. 870 00:48:38,140 --> 00:48:40,335 She died in the orphanage. 871 00:48:40,340 --> 00:48:41,215 No. 872 00:48:41,216 --> 00:48:42,838 I don't get it. 873 00:48:42,839 --> 00:48:43,797 Shh. 874 00:48:43,798 --> 00:48:45,546 I escaped, but lost my memory. 875 00:48:45,547 --> 00:48:47,546 I'm your partner, Burt. I want to know. 876 00:48:47,547 --> 00:48:48,796 I told you, there's nothing the matter. 877 00:48:48,797 --> 00:48:51,047 Yeah, right. You kick me out of the car, 878 00:48:51,048 --> 00:48:54,005 you drive off the side of a building. 879 00:48:54,006 --> 00:48:54,672 An impulse. 880 00:48:54,672 --> 00:48:55,465 I can't take anymore. 881 00:48:55,466 --> 00:48:57,671 Please put the gun down. 882 00:48:57,672 --> 00:48:58,672 [Gunshot] 883 00:48:58,673 --> 00:49:01,340 Ohh. 884 00:49:02,964 --> 00:49:03,839 Hey, Burty. 885 00:49:03,839 --> 00:49:04,714 What do you want? 886 00:49:04,715 --> 00:49:06,505 I just want to congratulate your partner. 887 00:49:06,506 --> 00:49:07,713 Guess who you squashed. 888 00:49:07,714 --> 00:49:10,339 Lutz, Jonas B., and his brother Michael. 889 00:49:10,340 --> 00:49:11,173 So? 890 00:49:11,174 --> 00:49:14,088 2 right-hand men to one Carl Stark, 891 00:49:14,089 --> 00:49:16,088 gun smuggler supreme 892 00:49:16,089 --> 00:49:17,880 and killer in cold blood 893 00:49:17,881 --> 00:49:21,506 of any cops who cross his path. 894 00:49:21,839 --> 00:49:23,047 It's the big time, Burt. 895 00:49:23,048 --> 00:49:24,505 You bagged a couple of stars. 896 00:49:24,506 --> 00:49:26,380 I don't want to tell you how to live your life, 897 00:49:26,381 --> 00:49:30,838 but I'd get a bulletproof house if I were you. 898 00:49:30,839 --> 00:49:31,880 [Chuckling] 899 00:49:31,881 --> 00:49:33,380 [Mocking laugh] 900 00:49:33,381 --> 00:49:37,923 Yeah. Easy come, easy go, huh? 901 00:49:42,881 --> 00:49:44,671 Can I help you? 902 00:49:44,672 --> 00:49:46,588 Oh, um... 903 00:49:46,589 --> 00:49:47,547 yeah. 904 00:49:47,548 --> 00:49:48,713 I, um... 905 00:49:48,714 --> 00:49:50,005 I'd like to... 906 00:49:50,006 --> 00:49:51,505 to buy a, um... 907 00:49:51,506 --> 00:49:53,796 A housing? 908 00:49:53,797 --> 00:49:54,631 Excuse me? 909 00:49:54,632 --> 00:49:56,630 We call them housings. 910 00:49:56,631 --> 00:49:58,256 Oh. 911 00:49:58,589 --> 00:49:59,589 Well...yeah. 912 00:49:59,590 --> 00:50:02,922 What sort of price range are you looking at? 913 00:50:02,923 --> 00:50:03,881 Well, I...I... 914 00:50:03,881 --> 00:50:04,756 I really don't know. 915 00:50:04,757 --> 00:50:07,464 Is there--Is there a big difference? 916 00:50:07,465 --> 00:50:08,423 Oh, sure. 917 00:50:08,424 --> 00:50:12,131 We've got everything from 1,800 up to 60,000. 918 00:50:13,089 --> 00:50:14,546 $60,000? 919 00:50:14,547 --> 00:50:16,255 It's titanium alloy. 920 00:50:16,256 --> 00:50:17,089 [Knocks on casket] 921 00:50:17,090 --> 00:50:22,255 It's...all a question of durability. 922 00:50:22,256 --> 00:50:23,546 Most people think 923 00:50:23,547 --> 00:50:25,880 they just put you in the ground 924 00:50:25,881 --> 00:50:27,713 and the next thing, you're dust, 925 00:50:27,714 --> 00:50:29,922 but there's lots of intermediate stages. 926 00:50:29,923 --> 00:50:34,047 I mean, you want something that's really gonna hold up 927 00:50:34,048 --> 00:50:37,506 when the body starts to rot. 928 00:50:39,256 --> 00:50:41,422 Was it a loved one? 929 00:50:41,423 --> 00:50:42,963 Well, uh... 930 00:50:42,964 --> 00:50:44,630 I guess. Yeah. 931 00:50:44,631 --> 00:50:46,797 A friend? 932 00:50:47,340 --> 00:50:48,630 Sort of. Yeah. 933 00:50:48,631 --> 00:50:49,755 Some people think it's silly 934 00:50:49,756 --> 00:50:52,505 to match the housing with the individual, 935 00:50:52,506 --> 00:50:53,298 but let's face it, 936 00:50:53,299 --> 00:50:55,130 they're gonna be in there 937 00:50:55,131 --> 00:50:57,505 for an awfully long time. 938 00:50:57,506 --> 00:50:58,173 Yeah. 939 00:50:58,174 --> 00:51:00,464 Well, uh... I don't know. 940 00:51:00,465 --> 00:51:02,630 I don't know what to say. 941 00:51:02,631 --> 00:51:03,671 He was, uh... 942 00:51:03,672 --> 00:51:05,339 He was, uh... 943 00:51:05,340 --> 00:51:06,340 reasonable. 944 00:51:06,340 --> 00:51:07,298 Reasonable? 945 00:51:07,299 --> 00:51:08,630 Yeah. He was... 946 00:51:08,631 --> 00:51:10,130 and he was young. 947 00:51:10,131 --> 00:51:12,796 50, you know, just turned 50. 948 00:51:12,797 --> 00:51:14,588 Oh, that's very sad. 949 00:51:14,589 --> 00:51:15,630 Yeah...it is. 950 00:51:15,631 --> 00:51:16,796 It is sad. 951 00:51:16,797 --> 00:51:17,714 Did I tell you he was a cop? 952 00:51:17,715 --> 00:51:20,172 Did I tell you that already? 953 00:51:20,173 --> 00:51:21,006 - No. - Yeah. 954 00:51:21,007 --> 00:51:22,671 30 years on the force 955 00:51:22,672 --> 00:51:26,172 and about 5 days from his pension. 956 00:51:26,173 --> 00:51:27,006 And now... 957 00:51:27,007 --> 00:51:30,631 It isn't fair sometimes. 958 00:51:32,006 --> 00:51:35,130 He once wanted this convertible, 959 00:51:35,131 --> 00:51:36,505 little red Mustang. 960 00:51:36,506 --> 00:51:39,713 He decided he wanted to save, 961 00:51:39,714 --> 00:51:42,880 to put something away for the future. 962 00:51:42,881 --> 00:51:45,006 Sure. 963 00:51:45,672 --> 00:51:46,506 Well... 964 00:51:46,507 --> 00:51:47,630 is that so wrong? 965 00:51:47,631 --> 00:51:50,880 So wrong to want to put something away, 966 00:51:50,881 --> 00:51:53,713 something to rely on? 967 00:51:53,714 --> 00:51:54,714 No. 968 00:51:54,715 --> 00:51:57,671 Not that you can rely on anything these days. 969 00:51:57,672 --> 00:51:59,588 Nothing makes any sense. 970 00:51:59,589 --> 00:52:03,339 It doesn't make any sense to die at 50. 971 00:52:03,340 --> 00:52:04,880 Is that sensible? 972 00:52:04,881 --> 00:52:06,255 I don't know. 973 00:52:06,256 --> 00:52:08,838 I guess you just got to live for today. 974 00:52:08,839 --> 00:52:12,380 Live for today. 975 00:52:12,381 --> 00:52:13,546 Yeah. You know, 976 00:52:13,547 --> 00:52:15,880 let the future take care of itself. 977 00:52:15,881 --> 00:52:18,714 Let the future t-- 978 00:52:19,547 --> 00:52:20,671 Live for today, 979 00:52:20,672 --> 00:52:23,255 and let the future take care of itself. 980 00:52:23,256 --> 00:52:27,340 How about something in a nice cedar? 981 00:52:27,888 --> 00:52:29,267 [Knock knock knock] 982 00:52:32,506 --> 00:52:33,922 Burt. 983 00:52:33,923 --> 00:52:35,714 Listen, uh... 984 00:52:36,589 --> 00:52:38,672 I'm sorry. 985 00:52:39,006 --> 00:52:40,756 About what? 986 00:52:41,423 --> 00:52:43,589 Everything. 987 00:52:44,589 --> 00:52:46,880 That's a lot. 988 00:52:46,881 --> 00:52:49,546 I'm sorry about the other day. 989 00:52:49,547 --> 00:52:51,922 Sorry about the past 5 years. 990 00:52:51,923 --> 00:52:55,088 I'm sorry about this toaster. 991 00:52:55,089 --> 00:52:55,881 Toaster? 992 00:52:55,882 --> 00:52:57,546 The toaster. Yeah, this toaster. 993 00:52:57,547 --> 00:53:00,464 Remember, you wanted one with the top brown? 994 00:53:00,465 --> 00:53:01,713 I made you buy this 995 00:53:01,714 --> 00:53:04,588 because it has a better warranty. 996 00:53:04,589 --> 00:53:07,922 I was wrong, and I'm sorry. 997 00:53:07,923 --> 00:53:10,588 I accept your apology. 998 00:53:10,589 --> 00:53:14,881 Sorry about those plastic slipcovers, too. 999 00:53:15,797 --> 00:53:17,088 I, uh... 1000 00:53:17,089 --> 00:53:18,630 I'm really sorry 1001 00:53:18,631 --> 00:53:22,173 I made you clip these damn coupons. 1002 00:53:22,631 --> 00:53:25,005 Burt, what is the matter? 1003 00:53:25,006 --> 00:53:26,088 Nothing. 1004 00:53:26,089 --> 00:53:26,839 Nothing. 1005 00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:28,297 Everything, uh... 1006 00:53:28,298 --> 00:53:30,130 everything's fine. 1007 00:53:30,131 --> 00:53:32,464 I can tell. 1008 00:53:32,465 --> 00:53:33,630 It is. Really. 1009 00:53:33,631 --> 00:53:35,922 Everything is wonderful. 1010 00:53:35,923 --> 00:53:37,630 I, uh... 1011 00:53:37,631 --> 00:53:39,506 I love you. 1012 00:53:43,298 --> 00:53:45,630 Jesus, Burt. 1013 00:53:45,631 --> 00:53:46,922 I do. 1014 00:53:46,923 --> 00:53:51,630 Not in the way I ever loved you before. 1015 00:53:51,631 --> 00:53:53,297 I love you. 1016 00:53:53,298 --> 00:53:54,630 I mean you. 1017 00:53:54,631 --> 00:53:55,796 I don't love us, 1018 00:53:55,797 --> 00:53:57,630 the house, the joint tax returns-- 1019 00:53:57,631 --> 00:53:58,547 Stop it, Burt. 1020 00:53:58,548 --> 00:54:01,464 I love the way you snort when you laugh. 1021 00:54:01,465 --> 00:54:04,214 You hate the way I snort. 1022 00:54:04,215 --> 00:54:07,215 Exactly. That's the point. 1023 00:54:08,547 --> 00:54:12,630 Look. I need you to know this, Carolyn. 1024 00:54:12,631 --> 00:54:15,671 I have to have you know this right now. 1025 00:54:15,672 --> 00:54:18,671 You always told me not to snort 1026 00:54:18,672 --> 00:54:19,880 when we went out. 1027 00:54:19,881 --> 00:54:20,963 I hate myself for that. 1028 00:54:20,964 --> 00:54:24,131 Is this a mid-life crisis? 1029 00:54:24,672 --> 00:54:25,547 Yes. 1030 00:54:25,548 --> 00:54:27,839 Sort of. 1031 00:54:28,340 --> 00:54:29,838 Want some Hawaiian Punch? 1032 00:54:29,839 --> 00:54:32,838 Do you remember 1033 00:54:32,839 --> 00:54:35,005 when we went to your sister's house, 1034 00:54:35,006 --> 00:54:36,838 and you came into the bathroom with me, 1035 00:54:36,839 --> 00:54:37,880 - and you wanted to-- - Burt. 1036 00:54:37,881 --> 00:54:38,839 And a party was going on outside, 1037 00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:40,005 and you were a little drunk, 1038 00:54:40,006 --> 00:54:41,546 and you were wearing the blue dress. 1039 00:54:41,547 --> 00:54:42,381 That's enough. 1040 00:54:42,382 --> 00:54:45,546 Well, I wanted to, too. 1041 00:54:45,547 --> 00:54:47,047 No, you didn't-- 1042 00:54:47,048 --> 00:54:48,214 Yes, I did! 1043 00:54:48,215 --> 00:54:50,838 I just thought with all those people, 1044 00:54:50,839 --> 00:54:52,422 I thought they'd hear us. 1045 00:54:52,423 --> 00:54:55,215 And I got-- I got chicken. 1046 00:54:58,547 --> 00:55:02,048 Burt, I think you better go. 1047 00:55:04,923 --> 00:55:06,047 No. 1048 00:55:06,048 --> 00:55:10,714 No, I'm not going to leave. 1049 00:55:13,215 --> 00:55:17,005 Do you remember when you used to... 1050 00:55:17,006 --> 00:55:18,713 sing to Dougie 1051 00:55:18,714 --> 00:55:20,714 when he was a baby? 1052 00:55:23,173 --> 00:55:26,755 I used to stand out in the hall... 1053 00:55:26,756 --> 00:55:30,588 and just watch you. 1054 00:55:30,589 --> 00:55:35,547 And sometimes I would-- I would start crying. 1055 00:55:36,298 --> 00:55:38,755 And when Dougie was being born, 1056 00:55:38,756 --> 00:55:42,922 I made the nurse let me stand in the doorway 1057 00:55:42,923 --> 00:55:48,547 so I could hear that you were alright. 1058 00:55:50,797 --> 00:55:54,422 And when you were taking those drawing classes 1059 00:55:54,423 --> 00:55:55,630 and you'd come home 1060 00:55:55,631 --> 00:55:58,880 and throw away some of your pictures, 1061 00:55:58,881 --> 00:56:01,464 I picked all those pictures 1062 00:56:01,465 --> 00:56:02,713 out of the garbage, 1063 00:56:02,714 --> 00:56:05,589 and I put them in a drawer. 1064 00:56:08,589 --> 00:56:12,797 That's the way I've always felt about you. 1065 00:56:16,923 --> 00:56:21,964 I just haven't been able to say it. 1066 00:56:28,964 --> 00:56:31,131 Jesus, Burt. 1067 00:56:34,423 --> 00:56:35,923 Ohh. 1068 00:56:49,797 --> 00:56:55,131 It's been a long time since I felt like that. 1069 00:56:56,506 --> 00:56:58,215 Me, too. 1070 00:57:03,340 --> 00:57:05,547 You mean, you haven't-- 1071 00:57:06,340 --> 00:57:07,546 No. 1072 00:57:07,547 --> 00:57:09,672 Not really. 1073 00:57:11,465 --> 00:57:13,131 Have you? 1074 00:57:13,672 --> 00:57:15,506 No... 1075 00:57:21,672 --> 00:57:23,506 not really. 1076 00:57:39,506 --> 00:57:43,215 You ever notice how perfect a tulip is? 1077 00:57:44,648 --> 00:57:46,146 What? 1078 00:57:46,147 --> 00:57:47,355 The petals, 1079 00:57:47,356 --> 00:57:50,481 they open up like... 1080 00:57:51,356 --> 00:57:52,814 tiny little bells. 1081 00:57:52,815 --> 00:57:54,313 Burt, will you please tell me 1082 00:57:54,314 --> 00:57:56,815 what the hell is going on? 1083 00:57:57,940 --> 00:58:02,147 I just think it's wonderful, that's all. 1084 00:58:02,439 --> 00:58:05,313 It's an incredible thing. 1085 00:58:05,314 --> 00:58:09,147 My partner's turning into Oscar Wilde. 1086 00:58:09,481 --> 00:58:11,271 All units, all units. 1087 00:58:11,272 --> 00:58:12,480 111 in progress. 1088 00:58:12,481 --> 00:58:14,355 Repeat. 111 in progress. 1089 00:58:14,356 --> 00:58:18,189 1800 Marshall Avenue. Proceed code 3. 1090 00:58:19,356 --> 00:58:20,563 Let's go. Come on. 1091 00:58:20,564 --> 00:58:22,522 Get in your positions. 1092 00:58:22,523 --> 00:58:24,981 [Indistinct shouting] 1093 00:58:25,815 --> 00:58:27,522 Get back there. 1094 00:58:27,523 --> 00:58:29,023 Yes, sir. 1095 00:58:35,481 --> 00:58:38,022 Glad you guys could make it. 1096 00:58:38,023 --> 00:58:38,815 What's going on? 1097 00:58:38,816 --> 00:58:39,855 Yeah, what's going on? 1098 00:58:39,856 --> 00:58:40,815 Freakin' loony toon's 1099 00:58:40,816 --> 00:58:42,855 got himself wired to 8 sticks of dynamite. 1100 00:58:42,856 --> 00:58:45,022 Wants to talk to the Pesident of the United States 1101 00:58:45,023 --> 00:58:46,522 or his ex-wife. 1102 00:58:46,523 --> 00:58:48,022 Ex-wife? 1103 00:58:48,023 --> 00:58:49,647 Yeah. Every time we get close, 1104 00:58:49,648 --> 00:58:53,564 he says, "love is dead in the world." 1105 00:58:58,106 --> 00:59:00,272 I'm ready, Captain. 1106 00:59:02,940 --> 00:59:05,397 Shut up, Dills. 1107 00:59:08,439 --> 00:59:10,064 Alright, people. Let's get ready! 1108 00:59:10,065 --> 00:59:11,772 [Indistinct chatter] 1109 00:59:11,773 --> 00:59:14,731 OFFICER: Standing by. 1110 00:59:24,356 --> 00:59:25,438 Where's Burt? 1111 00:59:25,439 --> 00:59:27,606 Excuse me. 1112 00:59:31,523 --> 00:59:32,397 Oh, no. 1113 00:59:32,398 --> 00:59:34,606 What the hell? 1114 00:59:37,106 --> 00:59:38,730 Hey, Simpson! 1115 00:59:38,731 --> 00:59:39,564 Simpson! 1116 00:59:39,565 --> 00:59:42,106 This is my--Unh! 1117 00:59:42,564 --> 00:59:43,356 Simpson! 1118 00:59:43,357 --> 00:59:46,606 Simpson, this is my bust, Simpson. 1119 00:59:46,940 --> 00:59:49,563 Simpson, you listen to me. 1120 00:59:49,564 --> 00:59:51,773 Simpson! 1121 01:00:13,314 --> 01:00:15,106 Hi. 1122 01:00:22,481 --> 01:00:24,481 My name's Burt. 1123 01:00:27,356 --> 01:00:31,147 Love is dead in the world. 1124 01:00:32,189 --> 01:00:34,940 I know what you mean. 1125 01:00:35,648 --> 01:00:36,814 You do? 1126 01:00:36,815 --> 01:00:38,314 Yeah. 1127 01:00:42,189 --> 01:00:42,981 Like... 1128 01:00:42,982 --> 01:00:45,688 Like it just got... 1129 01:00:45,689 --> 01:00:48,023 lost or something. 1130 01:00:49,314 --> 01:00:53,314 Like it just froze along the way. 1131 01:00:56,648 --> 01:00:59,272 I, uh... 1132 01:00:59,648 --> 01:01:02,356 I heard about your wife. 1133 01:01:03,689 --> 01:01:04,855 Yolanda? 1134 01:01:04,856 --> 01:01:06,564 Yolanda. 1135 01:01:07,523 --> 01:01:11,764 I know how much pain you must be in. 1136 01:01:11,769 --> 01:01:14,759 So you're going to blow yourself up 1137 01:01:14,764 --> 01:01:16,189 because you think 1138 01:01:16,190 --> 01:01:19,648 she doesn't love you anymore? 1139 01:01:22,397 --> 01:01:23,480 I--I think... 1140 01:01:23,481 --> 01:01:26,481 maybe she still loves you. 1141 01:01:27,481 --> 01:01:28,397 You do? 1142 01:01:28,398 --> 01:01:30,523 Yes, I do. 1143 01:01:32,856 --> 01:01:33,856 When, uh... 1144 01:01:33,857 --> 01:01:37,898 When's the last time you told her you love her? 1145 01:01:38,564 --> 01:01:40,396 A long time ago, huh? 1146 01:01:40,397 --> 01:01:44,688 You slowly stop talking to each other, 1147 01:01:44,689 --> 01:01:47,064 and one day you can't even remember 1148 01:01:47,065 --> 01:01:49,271 why you fell in love with each other 1149 01:01:49,272 --> 01:01:51,231 in the first place, right? 1150 01:01:54,731 --> 01:01:57,522 Well, obviously, you can remember that now 1151 01:01:57,523 --> 01:01:59,015 or you wouldn't be 1152 01:01:59,020 --> 01:02:01,898 going through all this business. 1153 01:02:03,065 --> 01:02:04,023 Oh... 1154 01:02:04,024 --> 01:02:07,396 Go ahead and blow yourself up if you want. 1155 01:02:07,397 --> 01:02:11,523 You're sure going to be missing a lot. 1156 01:02:11,773 --> 01:02:14,689 Do you--Do you have any kids? 1157 01:02:16,689 --> 01:02:18,064 Mickey and Mikey. 1158 01:02:18,065 --> 01:02:20,396 Mickey and M-- How old are they? 1159 01:02:20,397 --> 01:02:23,396 3 1/2 and 5. 1160 01:02:23,397 --> 01:02:25,241 Well, if you're gone, 1161 01:02:25,246 --> 01:02:27,438 who's going to see they graduate high school? 1162 01:02:27,439 --> 01:02:29,016 How you gonna find out 1163 01:02:29,021 --> 01:02:33,606 whether they--they found a nice girl, huh? 1164 01:02:34,606 --> 01:02:37,396 Whether Mikey's stutter ever cleared up? 1165 01:02:37,397 --> 01:02:39,230 Mikey doesn't stutter-- 1166 01:02:39,231 --> 01:02:40,553 I understand, 1167 01:02:40,558 --> 01:02:42,605 but let's just say he did. 1168 01:02:42,606 --> 01:02:44,437 You know, there's so much... 1169 01:02:44,442 --> 01:02:48,562 There are so many... So many little things 1170 01:02:48,567 --> 01:02:50,605 that we don't even notice until they're gone. 1171 01:02:50,606 --> 01:02:51,939 And Mickey... 1172 01:02:51,940 --> 01:02:53,940 Can Mickey ride a bike? 1173 01:02:54,773 --> 01:02:56,396 Don't you want to teach him 1174 01:02:56,397 --> 01:02:58,605 how to ride a bike or see him get braces 1175 01:02:58,606 --> 01:03:00,730 or finally touch the top of the doorjamb? 1176 01:03:00,731 --> 01:03:03,313 How'd you know about the doorjamb? 1177 01:03:03,314 --> 01:03:04,772 Look, pal, come on. 1178 01:03:04,773 --> 01:03:06,772 You may think you know him, 1179 01:03:06,773 --> 01:03:11,480 but I bet you don't even know who his teacher is 1180 01:03:11,481 --> 01:03:15,940 or the names of the monsters in his room... 1181 01:03:17,147 --> 01:03:20,313 or why he buried his shoes that time 1182 01:03:20,314 --> 01:03:23,647 or why he made you call him Peter 1183 01:03:23,648 --> 01:03:25,481 for a whole month. 1184 01:03:27,689 --> 01:03:31,856 You just take things like that for granted. 1185 01:03:33,439 --> 01:03:35,022 Then one day, 1186 01:03:35,023 --> 01:03:36,814 there's this stranger standing in the door 1187 01:03:36,815 --> 01:03:38,271 and saying, 1188 01:03:38,272 --> 01:03:41,648 "can I borrow the car keys, dad?" 1189 01:03:43,481 --> 01:03:47,523 You don't know how it got that way. 1190 01:03:47,856 --> 01:03:52,356 You don't even know what you're doing there. 1191 01:03:55,189 --> 01:03:57,397 It's gone then. 1192 01:03:59,689 --> 01:04:01,355 Once it's gone, 1193 01:04:01,356 --> 01:04:04,231 you can't get it back... 1194 01:04:04,564 --> 01:04:07,898 no matter how hard you try. 1195 01:04:17,023 --> 01:04:20,231 No one should kill himself. 1196 01:04:22,397 --> 01:04:24,730 No one should do that. 1197 01:04:24,731 --> 01:04:26,648 [Sobbing] 1198 01:04:33,231 --> 01:04:36,023 How did I get so stupid? 1199 01:04:44,397 --> 01:04:47,898 [Cheering and applause] 1200 01:05:00,231 --> 01:05:01,231 Thank you. 1201 01:05:01,231 --> 01:05:02,065 Okay, pal. 1202 01:05:02,066 --> 01:05:04,231 Okay, come with us. 1203 01:05:05,397 --> 01:05:07,188 Hell of a job, Burt. 1204 01:05:07,189 --> 01:05:10,022 Completely insane, but a hell of a job. 1205 01:05:10,023 --> 01:05:11,939 Really, first rate. 1206 01:05:11,940 --> 01:05:13,772 Come on, get the shot. 1207 01:05:13,773 --> 01:05:14,731 Alright, folks. 1208 01:05:14,732 --> 01:05:18,271 There's one thing, Burt. Where's the bomb? 1209 01:05:18,272 --> 01:05:19,396 The bomb? 1210 01:05:19,397 --> 01:05:20,898 Yeah. 1211 01:05:26,272 --> 01:05:27,647 And in recognition 1212 01:05:27,648 --> 01:05:31,271 of an act of outstanding heroism, 1213 01:05:31,272 --> 01:05:34,396 the Seattle Police Department awards you 1214 01:05:34,397 --> 01:05:36,271 the Silver Cross. 1215 01:05:36,272 --> 01:05:39,815 [Crowd applauding] 1216 01:05:55,023 --> 01:05:57,480 Burt, you didn't even make a speech. 1217 01:05:57,481 --> 01:05:58,440 I'm in a hurry. 1218 01:05:58,441 --> 01:05:59,522 Why? Where you going? 1219 01:05:59,523 --> 01:06:00,938 Haven't got time, Ernie. 1220 01:06:00,939 --> 01:06:03,272 Burt, where you going? 1221 01:06:03,273 --> 01:06:05,314 You're not going anywhere, Simpson. 1222 01:06:05,315 --> 01:06:06,106 Jesus. 1223 01:06:06,107 --> 01:06:07,314 Miller, not now, okay? 1224 01:06:07,315 --> 01:06:08,771 Who the hell do you think you are? 1225 01:06:08,772 --> 01:06:10,522 He's my partner, shit-for-brains. 1226 01:06:10,523 --> 01:06:12,272 Hold it, hold it, hold it. Look, look, look. 1227 01:06:12,273 --> 01:06:14,147 I'm--I'm sorry I took your bust, alright? 1228 01:06:14,148 --> 01:06:16,147 If I could, I'd put it on your record. 1229 01:06:16,148 --> 01:06:17,855 It really doesn't matter to me, pal. 1230 01:06:17,856 --> 01:06:18,980 That's nowhere near good enough. 1231 01:06:18,981 --> 01:06:20,813 Well, it's gonna have to be good enough for now, 1232 01:06:20,814 --> 01:06:22,231 because I'm in a big, big hurry. 1233 01:06:22,236 --> 01:06:23,145 I don't give a shit, 1234 01:06:23,150 --> 01:06:24,492 because we're having it out right now. 1235 01:06:24,778 --> 01:06:26,315 Heh heh heh. Miller, look, 1236 01:06:26,316 --> 01:06:28,771 I, uh, I'm not going to swing at you. 1237 01:06:28,772 --> 01:06:30,355 Because you're a wuss, Simpson. 1238 01:06:30,356 --> 01:06:33,813 Just like I always thought you were. 1239 01:06:33,814 --> 01:06:34,896 Yeah. 1240 01:06:34,897 --> 01:06:36,855 Well, you know, maybe you're right. 1241 01:06:36,856 --> 01:06:39,897 On the other hand... 1242 01:06:40,856 --> 01:06:43,856 you could be wrong. 1243 01:06:44,523 --> 01:06:47,523 I love you, Burt Simpson. 1244 01:06:47,856 --> 01:06:49,522 [Indistinct chatter] 1245 01:06:49,523 --> 01:06:51,813 [Car horn honking] 1246 01:06:51,814 --> 01:06:53,314 Dougie! 1247 01:06:53,315 --> 01:06:54,689 Dougie! 1248 01:06:58,556 --> 01:06:59,888 Hey, boy. 1249 01:06:59,889 --> 01:07:01,430 How you doing? 1250 01:07:01,431 --> 01:07:02,555 - I'm okay. - Huh? 1251 01:07:02,556 --> 01:07:03,265 I'm fine. 1252 01:07:03,266 --> 01:07:04,847 Who you talking to out there? 1253 01:07:04,848 --> 01:07:06,388 Just my buddies. 1254 01:07:06,389 --> 01:07:08,930 Oh, got you right where I want you. 1255 01:07:08,931 --> 01:07:10,430 Dad, I can't breathe. 1256 01:07:10,431 --> 01:07:13,097 I got you now. 1257 01:07:13,098 --> 01:07:15,305 Do you give? 1258 01:07:15,306 --> 01:07:16,471 Uncle! Uncle! 1259 01:07:16,472 --> 01:07:19,265 [Horns honking] 1260 01:07:19,764 --> 01:07:20,723 Are you really sure? 1261 01:07:20,724 --> 01:07:24,430 Never been so sure of anything in my life. 1262 01:07:24,431 --> 01:07:25,306 Jesus! 1263 01:07:25,307 --> 01:07:27,264 You're all set, Mr. Simpson. 1264 01:07:27,265 --> 01:07:29,264 Okay, great. Thank you very much. 1265 01:07:29,265 --> 01:07:29,973 You're welcome. 1266 01:07:29,974 --> 01:07:32,596 So, you all set, Mr. Simpson? 1267 01:07:32,597 --> 01:07:33,805 You bet. 1268 01:07:33,806 --> 01:07:34,681 Alright. 1269 01:07:34,682 --> 01:07:37,596 ♪ The way that you love ♪ 1270 01:07:37,597 --> 01:07:41,265 ♪ Is good as money... ♪ 1271 01:07:42,431 --> 01:07:45,097 Do you like it? 1272 01:07:45,098 --> 01:07:46,472 Hey! 1273 01:07:47,556 --> 01:07:49,597 I love it. 1274 01:07:53,723 --> 01:07:55,139 Dad, wait a minute. 1275 01:07:55,140 --> 01:07:57,638 This is a really good song. 1276 01:07:57,639 --> 01:07:59,097 This? You like this? 1277 01:07:59,098 --> 01:08:00,513 Yeah. 1278 01:08:00,514 --> 01:08:01,472 ♪ You can make it ♪ 1279 01:08:01,473 --> 01:08:06,140 ♪ Roll with it, baby ♪ 1280 01:08:07,931 --> 01:08:11,680 ♪ When this world turns its back on you ♪ 1281 01:08:11,681 --> 01:08:15,430 ♪ Hang in, and do the sweet thing you do ♪ 1282 01:08:15,431 --> 01:08:18,264 ♪ You just roll with it, baby ♪ 1283 01:08:18,265 --> 01:08:19,056 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 1284 01:08:19,057 --> 01:08:22,513 ♪ You just roll with it, baby ♪ 1285 01:08:22,514 --> 01:08:23,306 ♪ Hang on ♪ 1286 01:08:23,307 --> 01:08:26,346 ♪ And just roll with it, baby ♪ 1287 01:08:26,347 --> 01:08:27,140 ♪ Hang on ♪ 1288 01:08:27,141 --> 01:08:31,514 ♪ And just roll with it, baby ♪ 1289 01:08:49,223 --> 01:08:51,847 [Bird squawking] 1290 01:08:51,848 --> 01:08:53,847 How'd you know about this place? 1291 01:08:53,848 --> 01:08:55,638 We came here with Miss Graham. 1292 01:08:55,639 --> 01:08:58,388 We're doing a project on the rain forest. 1293 01:08:58,389 --> 01:09:00,347 - Are you? - Yeah. 1294 01:09:01,973 --> 01:09:03,888 Wow! Look at this guy. 1295 01:09:03,889 --> 01:09:05,222 Oh, my God. 1296 01:09:05,223 --> 01:09:07,638 I like him. He's a bird-eating spider. 1297 01:09:07,639 --> 01:09:08,472 Bird-eating? 1298 01:09:08,473 --> 01:09:11,388 Except he doesn't really eat birds. 1299 01:09:11,389 --> 01:09:12,181 No? 1300 01:09:12,182 --> 01:09:13,680 He eats things like mice and bugs, 1301 01:09:13,681 --> 01:09:15,513 but he can kill birds if he has to, 1302 01:09:15,514 --> 01:09:17,680 you know, if they get too close 1303 01:09:17,681 --> 01:09:20,055 to his hole where he lives. 1304 01:09:20,056 --> 01:09:21,763 Yeah. I see. 1305 01:09:21,764 --> 01:09:24,722 Because it's so hot, they live in holes. 1306 01:09:24,723 --> 01:09:26,430 It's cooler under the ground 1307 01:09:26,431 --> 01:09:27,930 and safer while they're sleeping. 1308 01:09:27,931 --> 01:09:31,264 You must know a lot about bugs, huh? 1309 01:09:31,265 --> 01:09:32,056 Heh. Yeah. 1310 01:09:32,057 --> 01:09:33,388 I didn't know that. 1311 01:09:33,389 --> 01:09:34,847 They're not my favorite. 1312 01:09:34,848 --> 01:09:36,430 Baseball's still my favorite, 1313 01:09:36,431 --> 01:09:38,388 then dinosaurs and then bugs. 1314 01:09:38,389 --> 01:09:41,931 Hey, dad. You gotta see this. 1315 01:09:45,056 --> 01:09:46,680 Isn't he cool? 1316 01:09:46,681 --> 01:09:48,596 Oh, yeah. 1317 01:09:48,597 --> 01:09:50,888 Wow. 1318 01:09:50,889 --> 01:09:52,847 Scary, huh? 1319 01:09:52,848 --> 01:09:54,389 Yeah. 1320 01:10:22,723 --> 01:10:24,973 Bird-eating spider. 1321 01:10:27,889 --> 01:10:30,389 They live in holes. 1322 01:10:32,431 --> 01:10:33,931 Right? 1323 01:10:36,723 --> 01:10:37,431 Dad? 1324 01:10:37,432 --> 01:10:41,389 Can we do it again next week? 1325 01:10:42,723 --> 01:10:44,638 We'll see. 1326 01:10:44,639 --> 01:10:46,181 Okay. 1327 01:10:58,140 --> 01:11:00,471 Remember when we first moved in, Burt? 1328 01:11:00,472 --> 01:11:04,305 How we planned this porch would be? 1329 01:11:04,306 --> 01:11:05,346 Whitewashed decks 1330 01:11:05,347 --> 01:11:09,305 and that old summer chair Ernie's sister gave us 1331 01:11:09,306 --> 01:11:11,680 hanging over there. 1332 01:11:11,681 --> 01:11:13,513 Whatever happened to that chair? 1333 01:11:13,514 --> 01:11:17,305 Mmm, it's still in the garage, I think. 1334 01:11:17,306 --> 01:11:18,848 Mmm. 1335 01:11:20,347 --> 01:11:23,597 Oh, Burt, I feel so lucky. 1336 01:11:25,347 --> 01:11:29,638 I really thought it was all over for us. 1337 01:11:29,639 --> 01:11:33,055 I'd even given up hoping, 1338 01:11:33,056 --> 01:11:35,555 but...somehow 1339 01:11:35,556 --> 01:11:39,347 you made it all happen for us again, Burt. 1340 01:11:41,181 --> 01:11:43,180 No, I didn't, honey. 1341 01:11:43,181 --> 01:11:46,056 Yes, you did. 1342 01:11:48,181 --> 01:11:49,015 And suddenly 1343 01:11:49,016 --> 01:11:53,514 I feel like we have a future again. 1344 01:11:54,681 --> 01:11:57,639 I love you, Burt Simpson. 1345 01:12:02,514 --> 01:12:04,681 I love you, too. 1346 01:12:25,056 --> 01:12:26,514 Burt? 1347 01:12:51,889 --> 01:12:53,931 Oh, Burt. 1348 01:12:55,472 --> 01:12:56,972 The guy says to him, he says, 1349 01:12:56,973 --> 01:12:59,588 "okay, so what are tornadoes for?" 1350 01:12:59,593 --> 01:13:01,930 And then the priest, the priest, he says, 1351 01:13:01,931 --> 01:13:04,471 "well, they're God's answer 1352 01:13:04,472 --> 01:13:06,764 to trailer parks." 1353 01:13:07,431 --> 01:13:09,098 What? 1354 01:13:09,931 --> 01:13:12,265 Never mind. 1355 01:13:14,265 --> 01:13:16,972 I guess you heard about Tucker. 1356 01:13:16,973 --> 01:13:17,723 No. 1357 01:13:17,724 --> 01:13:19,305 Got blown away this afternoon. 1358 01:13:19,306 --> 01:13:21,722 Yeah. He pulls this guy over 1359 01:13:21,723 --> 01:13:23,305 for making an illegal right, 1360 01:13:23,306 --> 01:13:24,223 he asks him for his license, 1361 01:13:24,224 --> 01:13:26,972 and blam, he takes 2 rounds in the chest. 1362 01:13:26,973 --> 01:13:27,764 They I.D. The guy? 1363 01:13:27,765 --> 01:13:29,430 Carl Stark. Boss of those 2 guys 1364 01:13:29,431 --> 01:13:30,930 that you put in the hospital. 1365 01:13:30,931 --> 01:13:34,680 That guy's an evil son of a bitch. 1366 01:13:34,681 --> 01:13:36,431 Stark. 1367 01:13:38,306 --> 01:13:40,139 Shit. I'm getting hungry. 1368 01:13:40,140 --> 01:13:43,472 Want to get something to eat? 1369 01:13:48,597 --> 01:13:49,472 What? 1370 01:13:49,473 --> 01:13:51,430 When's the last time I bought you dinner? 1371 01:13:51,431 --> 01:13:53,638 I don't know. Couple weeks ago? 1372 01:13:53,639 --> 01:13:57,597 No, that's not right. You got the pizzas Monday. 1373 01:13:58,306 --> 01:14:00,472 Exactly. 1374 01:14:04,140 --> 01:14:07,140 [Playing Highway to Hell] 1375 01:14:07,825 --> 01:14:11,662 [Just kidding, he's playing classical] 1376 01:14:14,848 --> 01:14:17,346 You out of your mind? 1377 01:14:17,347 --> 01:14:19,722 That jacket is you, pal. 1378 01:14:19,723 --> 01:14:20,597 Thanks. 1379 01:14:20,598 --> 01:14:23,267 I just want to buy you a little dinner. 1380 01:14:23,267 --> 01:14:26,343 Dinner's a pizza, Burt, or a cheeseburger, 1381 01:14:26,348 --> 01:14:29,120 not lobster thermidor. 1382 01:14:29,125 --> 01:14:32,124 Ernie, you were best man at my wedding, 1383 01:14:32,125 --> 01:14:33,416 godfather to my son. 1384 01:14:33,417 --> 01:14:35,593 We've been partners for 10 years. 1385 01:14:35,598 --> 01:14:37,014 What kind of a world would it be 1386 01:14:37,015 --> 01:14:38,764 if I couldn't just once spend more 1387 01:14:38,765 --> 01:14:40,514 than 3 lousy dollars buying you dinner? 1388 01:14:40,515 --> 01:14:43,848 Nothing's worth 90 bucks a plate. 1389 01:14:43,849 --> 01:14:45,431 You are, pal. 1390 01:14:45,432 --> 01:14:46,472 More wine, sir? 1391 01:14:46,473 --> 01:14:47,473 Yeah, please. In fact, 1392 01:14:47,474 --> 01:14:50,472 let me have a bottle of your best champagne. 1393 01:14:50,473 --> 01:14:51,349 Burt. 1394 01:14:51,350 --> 01:14:54,639 Ernie, I have just found out something 1395 01:14:54,640 --> 01:14:57,514 that's so important 1396 01:14:57,515 --> 01:14:58,307 I can't believe 1397 01:14:58,308 --> 01:15:00,306 it took me this long to find out. 1398 01:15:00,307 --> 01:15:01,057 What? 1399 01:15:01,058 --> 01:15:02,681 You can't spend your whole life 1400 01:15:02,682 --> 01:15:05,306 planning what'll make you happy tomorrow 1401 01:15:05,307 --> 01:15:07,681 or you'll never be happy today. 1402 01:15:07,682 --> 01:15:10,472 You got to do it now. 1403 01:15:10,473 --> 01:15:13,348 And that includes your, uh, hot tubs. 1404 01:15:13,349 --> 01:15:15,181 I was wrong about Lewis. 1405 01:15:15,182 --> 01:15:17,514 It's a good deal. Great idea. 1406 01:15:17,515 --> 01:15:18,307 Thank you. 1407 01:15:18,308 --> 01:15:20,556 You got to go for it, Ernie. 1408 01:15:20,557 --> 01:15:23,473 You got to enjoy it. 1409 01:15:26,723 --> 01:15:29,223 Ooh, I almost forgot. 1410 01:15:29,224 --> 01:15:31,473 These are for you. 1411 01:15:33,807 --> 01:15:35,390 What are these? 1412 01:15:35,391 --> 01:15:37,556 Keys to my Mustang. 1413 01:15:37,557 --> 01:15:38,931 You bought a Mustang? 1414 01:15:38,932 --> 01:15:40,722 Little red convertible. 1415 01:15:40,723 --> 01:15:43,890 I want you to have it. 1416 01:15:44,932 --> 01:15:46,514 That's it, buddy. 1417 01:15:46,515 --> 01:15:47,889 You're seeing a Doctor. 1418 01:15:47,890 --> 01:15:51,889 You're completely out of your fucking mind. 1419 01:15:51,890 --> 01:15:55,682 Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. 1420 01:16:02,557 --> 01:16:05,819 Ernie, have you ever driven a convertible? 1421 01:16:05,824 --> 01:16:08,014 Do you know how it feels when the top's down, 1422 01:16:08,015 --> 01:16:11,556 sun's out, wind's going through your hair? 1423 01:16:11,557 --> 01:16:15,056 Do you know how alive it makes you feel? 1424 01:16:15,057 --> 01:16:17,931 I want you to have that feeling. 1425 01:16:17,932 --> 01:16:21,473 I want you to feel alive. 1426 01:16:22,640 --> 01:16:25,431 Listen, another thing. 1427 01:16:25,432 --> 01:16:26,974 Come here. 1428 01:16:29,598 --> 01:16:31,640 I love you, pal. 1429 01:16:35,391 --> 01:16:37,431 Oh, God. 1430 01:16:37,432 --> 01:16:41,472 Finally, he takes me out for a $400 meal, 1431 01:16:41,473 --> 01:16:44,597 kisses me, and gives me these, 1432 01:16:44,598 --> 01:16:46,931 the keys to his new convertible. 1433 01:16:46,932 --> 01:16:49,140 What the hell's wrong with him? 1434 01:16:49,141 --> 01:16:52,431 And today is his last day on the force? 1435 01:16:52,432 --> 01:16:53,391 Mm-hmm. 1436 01:16:53,392 --> 01:16:56,556 I really don't think you need to worry much. 1437 01:16:56,557 --> 01:16:58,056 He said he loved me. 1438 01:16:58,057 --> 01:17:00,973 Many officers on the point of retirement 1439 01:17:00,974 --> 01:17:03,431 experience a surge of contradictory feelings. 1440 01:17:03,432 --> 01:17:06,597 Some relate to an imminent loss of power, 1441 01:17:06,598 --> 01:17:09,348 others to a fear of making it alone 1442 01:17:09,349 --> 01:17:12,514 outside the close camaraderie of the force. 1443 01:17:12,515 --> 01:17:15,681 You don't understand. Burt's not like this. 1444 01:17:15,682 --> 01:17:16,973 Not at all. 1445 01:17:16,974 --> 01:17:18,806 This is like driving around 1446 01:17:18,807 --> 01:17:21,514 with a completely different guy. 1447 01:17:21,515 --> 01:17:23,681 Well, I suppose it's just possible 1448 01:17:23,682 --> 01:17:24,806 he could be suffering 1449 01:17:24,807 --> 01:17:27,640 from some form of manic-depression. 1450 01:17:29,266 --> 01:17:30,182 How can we find out? 1451 01:17:30,183 --> 01:17:32,265 Well, it's actually a chemical imbalance. 1452 01:17:32,266 --> 01:17:35,349 It would show up on a simple blood test. 1453 01:17:42,849 --> 01:17:43,723 Morning. 1454 01:17:43,724 --> 01:17:44,806 Good morning. 1455 01:17:44,807 --> 01:17:45,848 Hi. Morning. 1456 01:17:45,849 --> 01:17:46,515 Morning. 1457 01:17:46,516 --> 01:17:48,681 How about a little break? 1458 01:17:48,682 --> 01:17:50,849 Gee, thanks a lot. 1459 01:17:51,391 --> 01:17:52,472 Yeah. 1460 01:17:52,473 --> 01:17:55,141 [Woman indistinct on P.A.] 1461 01:18:00,015 --> 01:18:01,514 Oh. 1462 01:18:01,515 --> 01:18:03,682 Ha ha ha. 1463 01:18:04,391 --> 01:18:05,514 Hello, boys. 1464 01:18:05,515 --> 01:18:07,056 Jesus, it's him. 1465 01:18:07,057 --> 01:18:08,806 Just get the hell out of here. 1466 01:18:08,807 --> 01:18:11,649 Aww. Now does that mean 1467 01:18:11,654 --> 01:18:14,391 you're not going to tell me where Stark is? 1468 01:18:16,473 --> 01:18:19,140 Well, um, look, I'll tell you what. 1469 01:18:19,141 --> 01:18:23,140 I'm going to leave you my number. 1470 01:18:23,141 --> 01:18:24,556 Right here. 1471 01:18:24,557 --> 01:18:28,764 If you change your mind, just give me a call. 1472 01:18:28,765 --> 01:18:30,890 Can you read that? 1473 01:18:32,557 --> 01:18:35,348 Oh, you can't see from there, can you? 1474 01:18:35,349 --> 01:18:37,556 Oh, wait a minute. 1475 01:18:37,557 --> 01:18:39,390 Ohh! Aah! 1476 01:18:39,391 --> 01:18:40,597 That better? 1477 01:18:40,598 --> 01:18:41,931 Aah! 1478 01:18:41,932 --> 01:18:43,014 Jesus! 1479 01:18:43,015 --> 01:18:45,056 Huh? You'd like to read it? 1480 01:18:45,057 --> 01:18:46,223 Oww! 1481 01:18:46,224 --> 01:18:47,390 Guard! 1482 01:18:47,391 --> 01:18:48,391 Can you read this? 1483 01:18:48,392 --> 01:18:50,681 Yeah, I can read that. 1484 01:18:50,682 --> 01:18:52,265 Excellent. 1485 01:18:52,266 --> 01:18:53,556 Oww! 1486 01:18:53,557 --> 01:18:55,098 Ugh! Ugh! 1487 01:18:55,099 --> 01:18:56,764 Go ahead. 1488 01:18:56,765 --> 01:18:57,723 What? 1489 01:18:57,724 --> 01:18:59,390 What's my number? 1490 01:18:59,391 --> 01:19:01,182 Screw you. 1491 01:19:02,890 --> 01:19:04,472 You weren't really serious 1492 01:19:04,473 --> 01:19:07,266 about calling me, were you? 1493 01:19:07,557 --> 01:19:10,266 I'll tell you where Stark is. 1494 01:19:10,765 --> 01:19:12,557 Good boy. 1495 01:19:25,224 --> 01:19:28,764 Can you tell me what room Dr. Drexler's in, please? 1496 01:19:28,765 --> 01:19:29,391 Drexler? 1497 01:19:29,392 --> 01:19:30,889 Yes. It's very important. 1498 01:19:30,890 --> 01:19:32,973 One moment. 1499 01:19:32,974 --> 01:19:35,306 Dr. Drexler's on the second floor, 1500 01:19:35,307 --> 01:19:36,556 room 207. 1501 01:19:36,557 --> 01:19:38,473 207. Thanks. 1502 01:19:41,266 --> 01:19:43,431 I'm afraid it's completely out of the question. 1503 01:19:43,432 --> 01:19:46,514 All patients' records are strictly confidential. 1504 01:19:46,515 --> 01:19:47,556 But I have to see them. 1505 01:19:47,557 --> 01:19:49,597 Not without Mr. Simpson's written authorization. 1506 01:19:49,598 --> 01:19:51,848 You don't understand. I'm a cop. 1507 01:19:51,849 --> 01:19:54,181 So? Show me your warrant. 1508 01:19:54,182 --> 01:19:55,764 Screw this. 1509 01:19:55,765 --> 01:19:58,681 Put those back. This is outrageous. 1510 01:19:58,682 --> 01:19:59,806 He's my partner. 1511 01:19:59,807 --> 01:20:02,150 Well, your partner is dying. 1512 01:20:02,155 --> 01:20:03,438 What? 1513 01:20:03,438 --> 01:20:06,807 I said he's dying. 1514 01:20:22,099 --> 01:20:24,848 Au--Autotoxia Hema-- 1515 01:20:24,849 --> 01:20:27,181 Tosa. Wexler's Curtain. 1516 01:20:27,182 --> 01:20:28,889 That's why I didn't report 1517 01:20:28,890 --> 01:20:30,181 the marijuana trace. 1518 01:20:30,182 --> 01:20:31,514 Marijuana? 1519 01:20:31,515 --> 01:20:33,514 That's what I said. 1520 01:20:33,515 --> 01:20:36,390 You must have known there was something wrong 1521 01:20:36,391 --> 01:20:38,348 when he began to go blind. 1522 01:20:38,349 --> 01:20:39,890 Blind? 1523 01:20:55,515 --> 01:20:56,681 [Tires screech] 1524 01:20:56,682 --> 01:20:58,807 [Crash] 1525 01:21:01,057 --> 01:21:02,848 Where the hell is Simpson, Dills? 1526 01:21:02,849 --> 01:21:04,657 I don't know, sir. I got to find him. 1527 01:21:04,662 --> 01:21:05,914 Damn right you gotta find him. 1528 01:21:05,919 --> 01:21:07,375 There's 2 guys there in traction claiming 1529 01:21:07,376 --> 01:21:08,760 he busted in and beat on them 1530 01:21:08,760 --> 01:21:10,468 till they told him where Stark was. 1531 01:21:10,473 --> 01:21:12,472 Could've blown the whole thing. 1532 01:21:12,473 --> 01:21:13,847 Shit. 1533 01:21:18,306 --> 01:21:20,514 Hey, Ed. Uh, Captain wants to see you. 1534 01:21:20,515 --> 01:21:22,180 I'll take over here. 1535 01:21:22,181 --> 01:21:24,431 Go on, get going. 1536 01:21:31,024 --> 01:21:32,857 DILLS: Where the hell is my partner? 1537 01:21:32,858 --> 01:21:33,899 [Wires whirring] 1538 01:21:33,900 --> 01:21:35,063 - Oww! - Oww! 1539 01:21:39,300 --> 01:21:41,840 Let's go. Come on. 1540 01:21:41,841 --> 01:21:44,940 [Muttering] 1541 01:21:47,199 --> 01:21:48,323 Used 20s. 1542 01:21:48,324 --> 01:21:49,241 That's great. 1543 01:21:49,242 --> 01:21:51,906 We gotta do this more often. 1544 01:21:51,907 --> 01:21:56,240 I deducted for the damages on the doors. 1545 01:21:56,241 --> 01:21:57,407 What? 1546 01:21:57,408 --> 01:21:59,575 [Tires screeching] 1547 01:22:02,485 --> 01:22:03,805 No! 1548 01:22:05,319 --> 01:22:06,817 Police! Freeze! 1549 01:22:06,818 --> 01:22:07,651 It's the heat! 1550 01:22:07,652 --> 01:22:10,194 Let's get out of here! 1551 01:22:11,818 --> 01:22:13,151 Vito, let's go! 1552 01:22:13,152 --> 01:22:14,775 He wrecked the Lincoln! 1553 01:22:14,776 --> 01:22:17,319 I said police! Freeze! 1554 01:22:26,818 --> 01:22:28,485 Shit. 1555 01:22:42,360 --> 01:22:43,525 [Engine stalls] 1556 01:22:43,526 --> 01:22:45,194 Come on. 1557 01:22:47,360 --> 01:22:52,485 Like I said, police. Freeze. 1558 01:22:54,985 --> 01:22:56,526 Go ahead. 1559 01:22:59,194 --> 01:23:01,235 Make my day. 1560 01:23:01,818 --> 01:23:04,985 What do you think I am, stupid? 1561 01:23:05,402 --> 01:23:07,027 [Elevator dings] 1562 01:23:09,485 --> 01:23:11,693 This is ridiculous. 1563 01:23:37,568 --> 01:23:39,235 Stark. 1564 01:23:39,860 --> 01:23:43,277 Thank God. I thought I'd lost you. 1565 01:23:44,735 --> 01:23:48,735 You are one crazy son of a bitch. 1566 01:23:49,402 --> 01:23:50,567 I like that. 1567 01:23:50,568 --> 01:23:52,276 You're still gonna blow me away, 1568 01:23:52,277 --> 01:23:53,401 though, aren't you? 1569 01:23:53,402 --> 01:23:56,235 I'm goin' kill ya. 1570 01:24:01,610 --> 01:24:03,276 [Ding] 1571 01:24:03,277 --> 01:24:05,110 - Aah! - God! 1572 01:24:16,277 --> 01:24:17,610 Wait up! 1573 01:24:29,651 --> 01:24:32,402 Wait. You didn't get me. 1574 01:24:35,568 --> 01:24:37,319 Shit! 1575 01:24:42,277 --> 01:24:45,693 What kind of a cop killer are you? 1576 01:24:46,444 --> 01:24:49,110 Can you believe this guy? 1577 01:25:05,651 --> 01:25:08,360 Yes! 1578 01:25:10,319 --> 01:25:12,444 Come back. 1579 01:25:20,277 --> 01:25:21,902 Oh, no. 1580 01:25:31,735 --> 01:25:35,319 You missed me again, you idiot. 1581 01:25:40,568 --> 01:25:42,860 Ohh! 1582 01:26:06,776 --> 01:26:09,610 Where the hell are you? 1583 01:26:11,568 --> 01:26:15,526 This is really pissing me off. 1584 01:26:24,568 --> 01:26:26,568 Hey, stupid. 1585 01:26:40,610 --> 01:26:42,401 Hey, watch out, man. 1586 01:26:42,402 --> 01:26:44,609 Look, I'm just gonna say this once, 1587 01:26:44,610 --> 01:26:45,660 so listen up. 1588 01:26:45,665 --> 01:26:47,703 Either you come up here and kill me, 1589 01:26:47,708 --> 01:26:49,984 or I'm gonna climb down and pull us both off. 1590 01:26:49,985 --> 01:26:51,151 You got it? 1591 01:26:51,152 --> 01:26:52,610 Ugh! 1592 01:26:55,735 --> 01:26:58,444 Okay, pal. That's it. 1593 01:27:08,776 --> 01:27:12,110 [Engine whining, screeching] 1594 01:27:18,068 --> 01:27:20,651 Aaah! 1595 01:27:23,235 --> 01:27:26,110 Aww! Ha ha ha ha ha! 1596 01:27:27,860 --> 01:27:30,609 Now you've really pissed me off. 1597 01:27:30,610 --> 01:27:33,651 Good. Pissed off is good. 1598 01:28:03,277 --> 01:28:04,985 Burt! 1599 01:28:05,651 --> 01:28:07,235 Ernie? 1600 01:28:08,194 --> 01:28:12,401 Burt! Burt! Listen carefully! 1601 01:28:12,402 --> 01:28:14,401 You're not sick! 1602 01:28:14,402 --> 01:28:15,525 What? 1603 01:28:15,526 --> 01:28:17,692 He said you're not sick. 1604 01:28:17,693 --> 01:28:18,693 Shut up. 1605 01:28:18,693 --> 01:28:19,526 What? 1606 01:28:19,527 --> 01:28:21,484 Dr. Drexler made a mistake! 1607 01:28:21,485 --> 01:28:23,318 You're not gonna die! 1608 01:28:23,319 --> 01:28:25,734 I'm not gonna die? 1609 01:28:25,735 --> 01:28:28,360 I'm not gonna die? 1610 01:28:48,360 --> 01:28:50,942 I am gonna die. I am gonna die. 1611 01:28:50,943 --> 01:28:53,568 Damn right, sucker. 1612 01:29:00,402 --> 01:29:02,067 Ernie! Uhh! 1613 01:29:02,068 --> 01:29:03,859 Do something! Ow! 1614 01:29:03,860 --> 01:29:06,067 Do something! Come on! 1615 01:29:06,068 --> 01:29:08,109 Shoot the son of a bitch! 1616 01:29:08,110 --> 01:29:10,735 Sayonara, sucker. 1617 01:29:20,568 --> 01:29:21,568 Help me! 1618 01:29:21,569 --> 01:29:24,734 You gotta be kidding. 1619 01:29:24,735 --> 01:29:26,444 Hang on, Burt! 1620 01:29:39,568 --> 01:29:43,318 Aah! Aah! 1621 01:29:43,319 --> 01:29:45,235 Aaah! 1622 01:29:52,277 --> 01:29:54,943 Burt, you okay? 1623 01:29:55,277 --> 01:29:56,942 I'm not gonna die! 1624 01:29:56,943 --> 01:29:59,401 Don't look down! 1625 01:29:59,402 --> 01:30:01,109 Just don't look down. 1626 01:30:01,110 --> 01:30:03,902 Just don't look down. 1627 01:30:04,235 --> 01:30:06,234 Don't worry. Hang on, buddy! 1628 01:30:06,235 --> 01:30:08,943 Backup's on the way! 1629 01:30:12,277 --> 01:30:15,360 Don't look down. 1630 01:30:30,943 --> 01:30:32,651 Aah! 1631 01:30:34,026 --> 01:30:35,192 Dearly beloved, 1632 01:30:35,193 --> 01:30:38,651 we who gather here come from many different stages 1633 01:30:38,652 --> 01:30:41,150 in our journey through life, 1634 01:30:41,151 --> 01:30:46,777 with different ways of looking at life and death. 1635 01:30:47,226 --> 01:30:49,976 We gather here to mourn a man, 1636 01:30:49,977 --> 01:30:54,684 a friend to those that knew and loved him, 1637 01:30:54,685 --> 01:30:58,602 a man who served this city well, 1638 01:30:59,060 --> 01:31:02,851 a man who wore his uniform with pride. 1639 01:31:02,856 --> 01:31:05,231 Couldn't he hurry it up a little? 1640 01:31:05,232 --> 01:31:07,064 One thing we have in common. 1641 01:31:07,065 --> 01:31:08,272 Show a little respect. 1642 01:31:08,273 --> 01:31:11,564 At some point, our lives were touched 1643 01:31:11,565 --> 01:31:13,897 by him whom we mourn here, 1644 01:31:13,898 --> 01:31:18,439 and our lives touched him. 1645 01:31:18,440 --> 01:31:21,231 His sudden departure from among us 1646 01:31:21,232 --> 01:31:24,398 has cut across all our lives. 1647 01:31:24,399 --> 01:31:26,399 Dad. 1648 01:31:27,273 --> 01:31:29,565 Who was this guy? 1649 01:31:30,232 --> 01:31:32,689 He drove buses... 1650 01:31:32,690 --> 01:31:35,398 Also gave me back my life. 1651 01:31:35,399 --> 01:31:39,402 A time for every matter under heaven. 1652 01:31:47,107 --> 01:31:48,107 Carolyn. 1653 01:31:48,108 --> 01:31:49,731 Captain. 1654 01:31:50,440 --> 01:31:52,772 Well, you made it. 1655 01:31:52,773 --> 01:31:53,939 Just about, anyway. 1656 01:31:53,940 --> 01:31:56,439 I was hanging out of the chopper. 1657 01:31:56,440 --> 01:31:59,106 Shut up, Dills. 1658 01:31:59,107 --> 01:32:02,772 Precinct's not going to be the same without you. 1659 01:32:02,773 --> 01:32:03,607 Well... 1660 01:32:03,608 --> 01:32:05,272 Oh, I almost forgot. 1661 01:32:05,273 --> 01:32:07,730 The helicopter pilot sent that over. 1662 01:32:07,731 --> 01:32:11,399 Thought you might like to see it. 1663 01:32:12,065 --> 01:32:14,398 Not my best angle, is it? 1664 01:32:14,399 --> 01:32:16,183 Look, your fly's open. 1665 01:32:16,188 --> 01:32:18,939 Keep this. I'll sign it for you later. 1666 01:32:18,940 --> 01:32:20,481 Thanks a lot, Captain. 1667 01:32:20,482 --> 01:32:21,772 Thanks for coming out here. 1668 01:32:21,773 --> 01:32:23,939 I appreciate it, okay? 1669 01:32:23,940 --> 01:32:26,315 Thanks a lot, sir. 1670 01:32:29,607 --> 01:32:31,272 Here we go, honey. 1671 01:32:31,273 --> 01:32:32,607 Ready? 1672 01:32:33,107 --> 01:32:34,481 You got the keys, Ernie? 1673 01:32:34,482 --> 01:32:35,980 Damn right. It's my car. 1674 01:32:35,981 --> 01:32:37,648 What do you mean it's your car? 1675 01:32:37,649 --> 01:32:39,272 He gave it to me. 1676 01:32:39,273 --> 01:32:40,439 You gave it to him? 1677 01:32:40,440 --> 01:32:42,481 When I thought I was dying. 1678 01:32:42,482 --> 01:32:45,524 That's not my fault, pal. 1679 01:32:46,815 --> 01:32:49,648 So, can I borrow the car? 1680 01:32:49,649 --> 01:32:52,147 Okay, but it's 10 cents a mile. 1681 01:32:52,148 --> 01:32:52,898 Figures. 1682 01:32:52,899 --> 01:32:56,482 Great. Back seat and it's my car. 1683 01:32:57,190 --> 01:32:58,606 Keys. Keys. 1684 01:32:58,607 --> 01:33:00,064 You okay, honey? 1685 01:33:00,065 --> 01:33:02,357 Ow! Piece of cake. 1686 01:33:02,731 --> 01:33:05,398 So, where do you want to go? 1687 01:33:05,399 --> 01:33:07,399 [Sirens] 1688 01:33:09,565 --> 01:33:10,892 - Burt! - Burt! 1689 01:33:10,897 --> 01:33:12,148 Daddy! 1690 01:33:29,649 --> 01:33:33,231 So, where do you want to go? 1691 01:33:33,232 --> 01:33:36,231 DOUGIE: I want to go to the park. 1692 01:33:36,232 --> 01:33:38,147 DILLS: I want to go to a bar. 1693 01:33:38,148 --> 01:33:41,023 I'd kind of like to go home. 1694 01:33:49,440 --> 01:33:52,439 ♪ When life is too much ♪ 1695 01:33:52,440 --> 01:33:56,399 ♪ Roll with it, baby ♪ 1696 01:33:57,399 --> 01:34:01,564 ♪ Don't stop and lose your touch ♪ 1697 01:34:01,565 --> 01:34:04,524 ♪ Oh no, baby ♪ 1698 01:34:05,107 --> 01:34:08,939 ♪ Hard times knocking on your door ♪ 1699 01:34:08,940 --> 01:34:15,023 ♪ I'll them you ain't there no more ♪ 1700 01:34:15,565 --> 01:34:17,231 ♪ Get on through it ♪ 1701 01:34:17,232 --> 01:34:20,856 ♪ Roll with it, baby ♪ 1702 01:34:22,773 --> 01:34:27,147 ♪ Luck'll come and then slip away ♪ 1703 01:34:27,148 --> 01:34:28,314 ♪ You've got a move ♪ 1704 01:34:28,315 --> 01:34:30,481 ♪ Bring it back to stay ♪ 1705 01:34:30,482 --> 01:34:32,814 ♪ You just roll with it, baby ♪ 1706 01:34:32,815 --> 01:34:37,398 ♪ Come on and just roll with it, baby ♪ 1707 01:34:37,399 --> 01:34:39,272 ♪ You and me ♪ 1708 01:34:39,273 --> 01:34:41,064 ♪ Roll with it, baby ♪ 1709 01:34:41,065 --> 01:34:45,606 ♪ Hang on and just roll with it, baby ♪ 1710 01:34:45,607 --> 01:34:46,814 ♪ Hey ♪ 1711 01:34:46,815 --> 01:34:50,231 ♪ The way that you love ♪ 1712 01:34:50,232 --> 01:34:53,773 ♪ Is good as money ♪ 1713 01:34:54,649 --> 01:34:58,481 ♪ I swear by the stars above ♪ 1714 01:34:58,482 --> 01:35:02,272 ♪ Sweet as honey ♪ 1715 01:35:02,273 --> 01:35:06,855 ♪ People think you're down and out ♪ 1716 01:35:06,856 --> 01:35:11,649 ♪ You show them what it's all about ♪ 1717 01:35:12,524 --> 01:35:14,481 ♪ You can make it ♪ 1718 01:35:14,482 --> 01:35:18,440 ♪ Roll with it, baby ♪ 1719 01:35:20,273 --> 01:35:24,106 ♪ When this world turns its back on you ♪ 1720 01:35:24,107 --> 01:35:27,481 ♪ Hang in, and do that sweet thing you do ♪ 1721 01:35:27,482 --> 01:35:30,689 ♪ You just roll with it, baby ♪ 1722 01:35:30,690 --> 01:35:32,227 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 1723 01:35:32,232 --> 01:35:34,908 ♪ You just roll with it, baby ♪ 1724 01:35:34,913 --> 01:35:38,814 ♪ Come on, and just roll with it, baby ♪ 1725 01:35:38,815 --> 01:35:40,855 ♪ You and me ♪ 1726 01:35:40,856 --> 01:35:44,190 ♪ Just roll with it, baby ♪ 1727 01:36:01,190 --> 01:36:03,689 ♪ Roll with it, baby ♪ 1728 01:36:03,690 --> 01:36:05,102 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 1729 01:36:05,107 --> 01:36:07,564 ♪ You just roll with it, baby ♪ 1730 01:36:07,565 --> 01:36:09,314 ♪ You and me ♪ 1731 01:36:09,315 --> 01:36:11,398 ♪ Just roll with it, baby ♪ 1732 01:36:11,399 --> 01:36:16,022 ♪ Hang on, and just roll with it, baby ♪ 1733 01:36:16,023 --> 01:36:16,898 ♪ Hey ♪ 1734 01:36:16,899 --> 01:36:18,690 ♪ Come on ♪ 1735 01:36:20,065 --> 01:36:23,649 ♪ Roll with me, baby ♪ 1736 01:36:24,482 --> 01:36:27,565 ♪ Hang on, baby ♪ 1737 01:36:28,357 --> 01:36:29,398 ♪ Roll on ♪ 1738 01:36:29,399 --> 01:36:32,231 ♪ Roll with me, baby ♪ 1739 01:36:32,232 --> 01:36:35,231 ♪ Roll ♪ 1740 01:36:35,232 --> 01:36:36,730 ♪ Hey ♪ 1741 01:36:36,731 --> 01:36:39,731 ♪ Come on, now roll ♪ 1742 01:36:41,399 --> 01:36:44,939 ♪ Roll on, baby ♪ 1743 01:36:45,969 --> 01:36:47,386 ♪ Roll on ♪ 111027