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(ENGINE CHUGGING)
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(TRAIN HOOTING)
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Budapest.
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- The next stop's Budapest.
- (ALL GASPING)
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Budapest is the next stop.
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Budapest.
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Tickets, ladies.
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(IN FALSETTO)
Oop, here you go.
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- (IN FALSETTO) Here's mine.
- (IN FALSETTO) And mine.
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- (IN FALSETTO) Mine, too!
- (IN FALSETTO) Here you go!
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Thank you, young man.
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(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Man, I hate wearing disguises.
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These heels are killing me.
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Okay, take it down a notch.
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We don't want to alarm
the humans.
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(BOY WHIMPERING)
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Psst. Drac.
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(GERMAN ACCENT)
I'm about to und freak out!
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You're a nice kitty.
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I'm und kitty-cat.
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Meow. Meow!
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(ALL GASP)
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Oh, no,
not this clown again.
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Good evening, travelers.
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I am Professor
Abraham Van Helsing.
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Yes. One of the Van Helsings.
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For centuries, my family
has protected humanity
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from the evils of monsters.
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So you can believe me
when I tell you,
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there are monsters
hiding amongst you!
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(LOUD CLUCKING)
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But fear not,
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for I am a professional,
and I know how to flush out
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these beasts
and bring them into the light!
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Fire bad!
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(YOWLING)
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- (SCREAMING)
- (CHICKEN CLUCKING)
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(ALL WHIMPERING)
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(YELPING)
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FRANKENSTEIN: Whoa!
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Sorry, guys.
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(ALL GRUNTING AND GROANING)
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(MURRAY SCREAMING)
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Finally! First I kill Dracula,
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and then
the rest of the monsters!
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Why do you keep doing this?
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Your dad, your grandfather,
your great-great-granny...
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I defeated them all.
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When will you Van Helsings ever
learn to let go of the hate?
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Never! Because you,
monster, are a...
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(HIGH-PITCHED)
Eh, squeak, squeak.
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What? A mouse?
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VAN HELSING: Ahhh!
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You can't run from me,
Prince of Darkness!
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I will hunt you
for all eternity!
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(SCREAMS)
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I swear I will never rest until
I destroy you... (GROANS)
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And... (YELPS)
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Every... (GROANS)
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Other...
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Monster... Ow!
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If it's the last thing...
(GROANS)
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I... (GRUNTS)
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Ever... (GROANS)
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Do!
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(THUNDER CRASHING)
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Boy, that guy is annoying.
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Maybe one day
there will be a place
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where monsters can go
to get away from it all,
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take a vacation.
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Who knows,
maybe even get married.
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Wouldn't that be something?
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(SCREAMING)
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(THUNDER CRASHING)
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- (HERE COMES THE BRIDE PLAYING)
- (BAND MOANING MELODY)
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GUESTS: Hmm?
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(BABIES BAWLING IN DISTANCE)
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(SHUSHING) It's okay.
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Oh, when is
this thing starting?
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Aw, you made them cry,
Wayne.
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All except this little one.
Coochie-coochie...
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WAYNE: That's Sunny.
She doesn't cry.
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(YELPING IN PAIN)
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- She bites.
- (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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- This is a very special moment, Carl.
- (WHIMPERING)
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Any second, your beautiful bride is
going to walk right down the aisle.
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Oh, no, Drac,
she's not coming.
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- (AIR DEFLATING)
- Oh, don't worry.
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Mavis is with her. I'm sure
everything is under control.
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Mavey, is everything
under control?
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Um, yep, just a slight case
of pre-wedding jitters.
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(SCREAMING)
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Ahhh!
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(HISSING)
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(WHIMPERING)
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Yep, everything is
fine here.
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(SOBBING)
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Please try to relax, Lucy.
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I've taken care
of everything.
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The wedding
is going to be perfect.
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It's not that.
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Just, how do I know
I'm doing the right thing?
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(BLOWING NOSE)
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(GLASS SHATTERS)
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- (CRYING) -I know
just how you feel.
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The day I married Johnny was
the best day of my life,
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but I was so nervous.
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Not as nervous
as I was.
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And you should have seen my dad.
He was a mess.
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I wouldn't get out
of my coffin that night.
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But he knew
it was meant to be.
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It doesn't matter
where you come from
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or how different
you are.
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A Zing only happens
once in your life,
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and you have to
cherish it.
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(CRIES, CHUCKLES)
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ALL: Aw.
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You're right! Thank you!
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(GRUNTING) Okay.
All right. Okay.
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Oh. Uh... Okay.
(FORCED CHUCKLE)
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(BLABBING)
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I do.
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(BLABBING)
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I do.
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(BLABBING)
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- (WEDDING MARCH PLAYING)
- (ALL CHEERING, WHOOPING)
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(DISTANT THUDDING, RUMBLING)
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Do you hear that?
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Yes. I thought we
locked him in his room.
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We did!
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- (BARKING)
- DENNIS: Whoa! Whoa!
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- (PANTING)
- Hi, Mom. Hi, Papa.
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- Dennis!
- Dennis!
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Tinkles was crying,
so we let him out.
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(BARKING)
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Ahhh!
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Tinkles, sit!
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(TINKLES WHINING)
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DRACULA: Ah. Whose idea was it
to let Dennis have a puppy?
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- Um... Yours?
- (CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY)
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(STAMMERS)
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Right.
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Poor Tinkles.
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MAVIS: Dennis...
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Look, honey,
I know you love Tinkles,
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but we're not allowed
to bring our dogs...
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- (GASPS) -Uh... I mean,
our pets everywhere.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING)
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- d I'm in love
- d I'm in love with a monster d
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DJ Jazzy Johnny in the house.
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It's time to welcome the happy couple, Mr.
and Mrs. Prickles!
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- (ALWAYS AND FOREVER PLAYING)
- CROWD: Aw!
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JONATHAN: The bride and groom
invite everyone
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to join them
on the dance floor.
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d Always and forever
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FEMALE MONSTER:
Care to dance?
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d Each moment with you d
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GRIFFIN: Is that her?
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Ooh! Watch out now.
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She got stitches
in all the right places.
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Okay, there's no way that
is related to you, Frank.
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No, she's
my right arm's cousin.
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(CHUCKLES)
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- (BONES CRUNCHING)
- Ay! Oh!
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- Oh!
- GRIFFIN: Ah! I see it now.
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- Frank wanted me to meet you.
- (BONES CRUNCHING)
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We're arm cousins,
twice removed.
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DRACULA: Of course.
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I'd recognize that bicep
anywhere.
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He thought, since we're both
single, we might hit it off,
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maybe go on a date?
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DRACULA: "Date"? Oh!
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Well, eh,
it's just that, eh...
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- (ROCK MUSIC BEGINS)
- Whoa!
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The DJ booth
is a sacred space!
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(GIGGLES) I love this song!
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(GIGGLING)
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Don't you?
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Dracula?
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Oh, where'd he go?
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Dracula?
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(DEEP GROWL)
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What's the matter, Drac,
you didn't like her?
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No offense, but you
can't be too picky.
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You haven't had a date
in 100 years.
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Look, guys, I appreciate your
concern, but it's not up to me.
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You only Zing once,
and I did.
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Times have changed, buddy.
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You can even find someone to
Zing with on your phone now.
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What? Really?
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Oh. Oh, no, no, no.
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I'm far too busy.
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I have Mavis and Dennis and the
hotel, and bleh, bleh-bleh.
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Um, did you guys
hear that?
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He actually said,
"Bleh, bleh-bleh."
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I don't say,
"Bleh, bleh-bleh"!
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(BEEPS)
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(AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE
SPEAKING)
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Eh, uh,
I'm looking for a Zing.
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- Okay. Changing phone ring.
- (RINGTONE PLAYS)
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No, no.
I'm looking for a date.
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(AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE
SPEAKING)
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No, no, no.
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I want to meet someone.
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(AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE
SPEAKING)
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Are you kidding me right now?
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Don't you get it?
I want to go on a date!
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I'm lonely.
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(AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE
SPEAKING)
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- You want baloney.
- (GROANS)
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- (CELL PHONE CONTINUES PINGING)
- (DRACULA SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
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(MUMBLES)
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What? Look at
that hair. Come on.
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Ah. Too many eyes.
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Too few eyes.
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- Not into tentacles.
- (CELL PHONE CHIMES)
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"Match found"?
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- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- No, no, no!
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First things first.
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- (CATS SNARL)
- Whoa!
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I'm not into games.
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You'd better have a job,
and my cats have to like you.
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- (CATS YOWLING)
- (DRACULA EXCLAIMING)
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DRACULA: Oh, no.
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Oh, whoa, no.
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Dad?
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Oh! Mavis! Oh.
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Uh, what are you doing here?
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I was just checking on the honeymoon
suite, and I heard something.
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Oh, I'm sorry,
my little bedbug.
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I was just cleaning
the attic.
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(SCATTING MELODY)
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It's so dirty, ah, yes...
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- WITCH: (OVER PHONE) Who is that?
- Are you on the phone?
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What, this? I was just
trying to find a maid
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- to help me with the mess.
- WITCH: A maid?
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Who do you think...
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Thank you,
I'll check your references
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and get back to you. Goodbye!
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(RESUMES SCATTING MELODY)
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- Dad.
- (STAMMERS)
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Stop trying to
hide it from me.
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Hide? Who?
I mean, what? Me?
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Yes.
250
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And I know what it is.
251
00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:52,198
Uh... Really?
252
00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:54,864
You're stressed out
from working too hard.
253
00:11:54,866 --> 00:11:56,232
Oh!
254
00:11:56,234 --> 00:11:57,532
Okay, yes.
255
00:11:57,534 --> 00:11:58,930
You got me.
256
00:11:58,932 --> 00:12:01,097
It's a big hotel,
you know?
257
00:12:01,099 --> 00:12:02,763
Can't get to everything.
258
00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:03,930
But what about you?
259
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,930
You're pretty busy yourself.
260
00:12:05,932 --> 00:12:09,298
I know. It seems like now that
we're working together more,
261
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:11,763
we're seeing
each other less.
262
00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:14,132
Ah. Yeah.
You're absolutely right.
263
00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:17,064
I am working too much,
you're working too much.
264
00:12:17,066 --> 00:12:20,232
We should really take a break,
starting right now.
265
00:12:20,234 --> 00:12:21,367
Night-night.
266
00:12:25,134 --> 00:12:26,265
(SIGHS)
267
00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:27,332
WITCH: I'm still here!
268
00:12:27,334 --> 00:12:28,465
(CAT YOWLS)
269
00:12:28,467 --> 00:12:30,666
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
270
00:12:34,899 --> 00:12:36,732
(ALL SNORING)
271
00:12:40,066 --> 00:12:41,066
Aw.
272
00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:45,198
Oh! Hey, honey.
273
00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,298
You ready for (YAWNS)
274
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,030
date night?
275
00:12:49,032 --> 00:12:50,365
- (YAWNS)
- Aw.
276
00:12:50,367 --> 00:12:51,599
That's okay, sweetheart.
277
00:12:51,601 --> 00:12:52,930
You rest.
278
00:12:52,932 --> 00:12:54,567
- (RESUMES SNORING)
- (SIGHS)
279
00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:58,132
You know, Dad's right.
280
00:12:58,134 --> 00:12:59,763
We need a break.
281
00:12:59,765 --> 00:13:02,864
We need to all be together
again, like a family.
282
00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:04,167
Like we used to.
283
00:13:07,234 --> 00:13:09,897
MAN: (ON TV) Are you
overworked and stressed out?
284
00:13:09,899 --> 00:13:12,132
- (GRUNTS)
- Do you need some family time?
285
00:13:12,134 --> 00:13:14,265
Are you a monster?
286
00:13:14,267 --> 00:13:16,631
Then you need a vacation,
287
00:13:16,633 --> 00:13:18,797
a monster vacation.
288
00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:21,799
d Sail away, sail away,
sail away d
289
00:13:23,434 --> 00:13:26,298
STEWARDESS: Welcome aboard
Gremlin Air.
290
00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:28,267
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
291
00:13:30,099 --> 00:13:31,797
(CACKLING)
292
00:13:31,799 --> 00:13:33,631
- Ah!
- (SCREAMS)
293
00:13:33,633 --> 00:13:35,232
(SHOUTING GIBBERISH)
294
00:13:35,234 --> 00:13:37,630
(CACKLING)
295
00:13:37,632 --> 00:13:39,966
(GREMLINS GRUNTING
AND CHATTERING)
296
00:13:41,567 --> 00:13:43,365
(GREMLIN CACKLING)
297
00:13:43,367 --> 00:13:45,232
Ladies and gentlemen,
298
00:13:45,234 --> 00:13:47,697
please direct your attention
to the front of the cabin.
299
00:13:47,699 --> 00:13:49,897
For your safety, please
unbuckle your seat belts.
300
00:13:49,899 --> 00:13:51,565
Ooh.
301
00:13:51,567 --> 00:13:52,897
(SCREAMS, GRUNTS)
302
00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:55,064
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
303
00:13:55,066 --> 00:13:57,097
In the likely event we experience
a sudden drop in cabin pressure,
304
00:13:57,099 --> 00:13:58,665
oxygen will be provided.
305
00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:01,298
(GREMLIN BLOWING)
306
00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:03,064
Can I stow that
for you, sir?
307
00:14:03,066 --> 00:14:04,300
All right. Thanks.
308
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,730
Beverages. Snacks. Beverages.
309
00:14:08,732 --> 00:14:10,598
Beverages. Snacks.
310
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,600
Beverages.
311
00:14:12,267 --> 00:14:13,267
(BUZZING)
312
00:14:15,434 --> 00:14:17,432
- (BONES CRUNCH)
- Ahhh!
313
00:14:17,434 --> 00:14:19,598
- Coffee?
- That would be lovely.
314
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:20,830
(SCREAMING)
315
00:14:20,832 --> 00:14:23,332
- (RUBBER DUCKY SQUEAKING)
- (CACKLES)
316
00:14:23,334 --> 00:14:24,334
(GRUNTS)
317
00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:28,598
Mavis, please,
you're torturing me.
318
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,763
You know I hate surprises.
319
00:14:30,765 --> 00:14:33,165
(CHUCKLES) This is
a fun surprise.
320
00:14:33,167 --> 00:14:35,265
There are no fun surprises.
321
00:14:35,267 --> 00:14:37,097
Just tell me
where we're going.
322
00:14:37,099 --> 00:14:38,630
Why are we on a plane?
323
00:14:38,632 --> 00:14:40,532
We can fly, you know.
324
00:14:40,534 --> 00:14:43,030
Back in my day,
people took trains.
325
00:14:43,032 --> 00:14:44,564
Now, that's classy.
326
00:14:44,566 --> 00:14:47,598
Sure, Dad. Forty hours
in a closet-sized room
327
00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:50,465
with you and Uncle Bernie
and his smelly cigars,
328
00:14:50,467 --> 00:14:52,432
arguing who was
more attractive,
329
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:54,064
Cleopatra or Nefertiti.
330
00:14:54,066 --> 00:14:56,064
(GROANS) Nefertiti.
331
00:14:56,066 --> 00:14:57,930
- Okay, Dad, thank you.
- (LAUGHS)
332
00:14:57,932 --> 00:15:01,064
Mavis, this is
such an amazing surprise!
333
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:04,897
I can't wait to spend time
with the people I love most.
334
00:15:04,899 --> 00:15:09,030
But I beg of you,
tell me where we're going!
335
00:15:09,032 --> 00:15:12,763
Nope. I've taken care of everything,
so you don't need to worry.
336
00:15:12,765 --> 00:15:14,332
You've been
so stressed out lately.
337
00:15:14,334 --> 00:15:16,765
It's time for you to relax.
338
00:15:21,999 --> 00:15:22,999
(MAVIS CHUCKLES)
339
00:15:24,501 --> 00:15:26,663
- (GRUNTS)
- Now, isn't that better?
340
00:15:26,665 --> 00:15:28,064
Oh, yes.
341
00:15:28,066 --> 00:15:29,467
So relaxed.
342
00:15:32,267 --> 00:15:34,763
I'm gonna go check
on you-know-who.
343
00:15:34,765 --> 00:15:36,499
I'll be right back.
344
00:15:36,501 --> 00:15:38,730
- I have to go to the bathroom.
- (GREMLIN CACKLES)
345
00:15:38,732 --> 00:15:39,997
Hey, did you see that?
346
00:15:39,999 --> 00:15:41,697
Dennis went to the bathroom!
347
00:15:41,699 --> 00:15:43,467
Uh... Okay.
348
00:15:47,099 --> 00:15:49,134
Psst. Hey, where are you?
349
00:15:52,566 --> 00:15:54,064
(WHINES)
350
00:15:54,066 --> 00:15:56,030
There you are, Tinkles.
351
00:15:56,032 --> 00:15:59,465
Don't worry, we'd never
leave you home alone.
352
00:15:59,467 --> 00:16:00,564
PILOT: (OVER PA) Okay, folks,
you're free to move
353
00:16:00,566 --> 00:16:01,730
about the cabin, as we have
354
00:16:01,732 --> 00:16:02,799
started our descent.
355
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:06,966
(ENGINE WHINES)
356
00:16:07,699 --> 00:16:08,665
(SCREAMING)
357
00:16:13,665 --> 00:16:15,665
- (OVEN DINGS)
- (MUZAK PLAYING)
358
00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:18,598
(ALARM BEEPING)
359
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:21,132
So, any big plans
for the weekend there, Bill?
360
00:16:21,134 --> 00:16:22,598
Oh, you know,
the usual.
361
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,332
Got to take the kids
to soccer.
362
00:16:24,334 --> 00:16:25,500
(BOTH SLURPING)
363
00:16:28,732 --> 00:16:29,930
STEWARDESS: Snacks. Beverages.
364
00:16:29,932 --> 00:16:31,966
Snacks. Beverages. Snacks.
365
00:16:38,066 --> 00:16:39,533
(HULL CREAKING)
366
00:16:44,765 --> 00:16:47,697
Ladies and gentlemen, we've
arrived at our destination,
367
00:16:47,699 --> 00:16:49,167
the Bermuda Triangle.
368
00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:03,167
ALL: Ooh!
369
00:17:04,466 --> 00:17:06,566
(PASSENGERS WHOOPING,
LAUGHING)
370
00:17:39,399 --> 00:17:41,797
Welcome to
the Bermuda Triangle,
371
00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:45,600
where you'll embark on a
monster cruise of a lifetime.
372
00:17:50,032 --> 00:17:51,531
A cruise?
373
00:17:51,533 --> 00:17:53,365
Surprise!
374
00:17:53,367 --> 00:17:54,897
(GRUMBLES)
Oh, no, you... No.
375
00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:59,397
But it's just like a hotel
on the water.
376
00:17:59,399 --> 00:18:01,598
I just figured
you need a vacation
377
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:04,531
from running
everyone else's vacation.
378
00:18:04,533 --> 00:18:07,030
You've barely been
out of the hotel since...
379
00:18:07,032 --> 00:18:09,730
Well, since Mom died.
380
00:18:09,732 --> 00:18:12,030
But this is a chance
to make new memories,
381
00:18:12,032 --> 00:18:13,397
with all of us.
382
00:18:13,399 --> 00:18:15,630
With Dennis.
383
00:18:15,632 --> 00:18:20,966
- Boat!
- Boat!
384
00:18:24,466 --> 00:18:27,464
Who made you
such an amazing daughter?
385
00:18:27,466 --> 00:18:28,663
You.
386
00:18:28,665 --> 00:18:30,064
(CHUCKLES) That's right!
387
00:18:30,066 --> 00:18:31,997
What a father I am.
388
00:18:31,999 --> 00:18:34,598
Come on, Denisovich,
let's get cruising!
389
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:35,799
- DENNIS: Yay!
- (DRACULA CHUCKLES)
390
00:18:36,799 --> 00:18:39,498
(WITCHES CACKLING)
391
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:41,433
(WHOOPING, CACKLING)
392
00:18:56,433 --> 00:18:57,832
- DENNIS: Wow!
- (ALL GASP)
393
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,600
(HORN BLOWING)
394
00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:07,300
(FAINT CHEERING)
395
00:19:19,299 --> 00:19:21,134
(PUPPIES CRYING AND GROWLING)
396
00:19:22,433 --> 00:19:25,598
Okay. Smile.
397
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,265
- (CRYING RESUMES)
- Thank you.
398
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:28,966
(CACKLING)
399
00:19:36,167 --> 00:19:37,167
Ow!
400
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,333
DENNIS: "No pets allowed"?
401
00:19:41,299 --> 00:19:42,299
Uh-oh.
402
00:19:52,099 --> 00:19:53,099
Perfect.
403
00:19:57,366 --> 00:19:59,264
(GROANS)
404
00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:01,030
FISH MAN: Welcome aboard.
How are you doing?
405
00:20:01,032 --> 00:20:02,531
- Dennis, come on.
- FISH MAN: Nice to see you.
406
00:20:02,533 --> 00:20:03,930
Oh, lovely shirt. Yes.
407
00:20:03,932 --> 00:20:06,234
Oh, hello.
Welcome aboard.
408
00:20:14,099 --> 00:20:16,598
Uh, this is Bob.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
409
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,097
Say hi, Bob.
410
00:20:18,099 --> 00:20:19,134
"Hi, Bob."
411
00:20:27,266 --> 00:20:29,297
Oh, my gosh, Griffin.
412
00:20:29,299 --> 00:20:31,097
I'm, like, so excited.
413
00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:33,431
This is, like, the nicest
hotel I've ever been to.
414
00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:34,797
GRIFFIN: Yeah! (CHUCKLES)
415
00:20:34,799 --> 00:20:36,663
Man, this is amazing!
416
00:20:36,665 --> 00:20:38,165
There's so much to do!
417
00:20:38,167 --> 00:20:40,167
Olympic-size swimming pool...
418
00:20:41,399 --> 00:20:42,966
All-you-can-eat buffet...
419
00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:46,498
(MUFFLED GRUNTING)
420
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,997
Full-service spa...
421
00:20:48,999 --> 00:20:51,930
Whoo! I'm gonna get me
a seaweed rewrap!
422
00:20:51,932 --> 00:20:54,598
Wow, it sounds like
everything we can do
423
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,397
at our hotel!
424
00:20:56,399 --> 00:20:58,964
Except on the water!
425
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:00,930
(MURRAY CACKLING)
426
00:21:00,932 --> 00:21:04,630
- (FIREWORKS EXPLODING)
- (SHRIEKING)
427
00:21:04,632 --> 00:21:06,765
- (CROWD GASPING)
- (WHINING)
428
00:21:07,732 --> 00:21:09,864
(CROWD GASPING)
429
00:21:09,866 --> 00:21:13,231
ALL: Ooh! Ah!
430
00:21:13,233 --> 00:21:15,030
- (GIGGLING)
- Wow!
431
00:21:15,032 --> 00:21:16,097
You nailed it, honey.
432
00:21:16,099 --> 00:21:18,531
Your dad is going to
love this!
433
00:21:18,533 --> 00:21:20,431
Best summer vacation ever!
434
00:21:20,433 --> 00:21:22,297
Wait till you see
the itinerary.
435
00:21:22,299 --> 00:21:23,763
- (FIREWORK EXPLODES)
- Oh!
436
00:21:23,765 --> 00:21:25,231
That's nice.
437
00:21:25,233 --> 00:21:27,930
Frank, "fire bad." Remember?
438
00:21:27,932 --> 00:21:30,663
Oh, yeah, right, but,
uh, maybe you'll find
439
00:21:30,665 --> 00:21:33,132
your own fireworks
on the cruise, huh?
440
00:21:33,134 --> 00:21:35,231
It's not the Love Boat, Frank.
441
00:21:35,233 --> 00:21:38,199
I'm just here to have fun
with my family.
442
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:43,032
- (GRUNTING)
- DRACULA: Huh?
443
00:21:44,966 --> 00:21:46,231
Ha!
444
00:21:46,233 --> 00:21:47,331
Ahoy there!
445
00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:48,797
Welcome aboard!
446
00:21:48,799 --> 00:21:49,997
(GREETS IN SPANISH)
447
00:21:49,999 --> 00:21:51,132
(GREETS IN GERMAN)
448
00:21:51,134 --> 00:21:52,598
(GREETS IN RUSSIAN)
449
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:53,663
(GREETS IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
450
00:21:53,665 --> 00:21:55,064
(PURRS)
451
00:21:55,066 --> 00:21:56,466
(DEEP GROWL)
452
00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:58,999
Whoa! Who is that?
453
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,763
I am Captain Ericka.
454
00:22:05,765 --> 00:22:08,730
And, yes, I'm human. But
don't hold that against me.
455
00:22:08,732 --> 00:22:11,797
I could not be more excited
to have all of you on board
456
00:22:11,799 --> 00:22:14,464
our first-ever
monster cruise!
457
00:22:14,466 --> 00:22:15,566
(ALL CHEERING)
458
00:22:17,533 --> 00:22:20,030
(RAPID HEARTBEAT)
459
00:22:20,032 --> 00:22:21,999
Whoo-hoo! (CHUCKLES)
460
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,231
Dad? Are you okay?
461
00:22:25,233 --> 00:22:27,630
Eeny feeny fanny
foonyah wah wah?
462
00:22:27,632 --> 00:22:29,663
Oh, no! He's having
a heart attack!
463
00:22:29,665 --> 00:22:31,663
Drac? Not likely.
464
00:22:31,665 --> 00:22:33,930
Yeah, the only heart attack that can
hurt him is with a wooden stake.
465
00:22:33,932 --> 00:22:35,096
It must be a stroke!
466
00:22:35,098 --> 00:22:37,096
Actually, I think
it might be her.
467
00:22:37,098 --> 00:22:40,064
Ow! Watch where you're pointing,
mister, I'm right here.
468
00:22:40,066 --> 00:22:41,830
You always stand
so close to me.
469
00:22:41,832 --> 00:22:42,925
It's creepy.
470
00:22:42,927 --> 00:22:45,064
For so long, monsters were
hiding, living in the shadows,
471
00:22:45,066 --> 00:22:47,030
but not anymore!
472
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:51,030
You've stood up and waved
your hand or claw or tentacle
473
00:22:51,032 --> 00:22:56,030
and said, "We're here, we're hairy,
and it is our right to be scary!"
474
00:22:56,032 --> 00:22:57,832
(ALL CHEERING)
475
00:22:59,032 --> 00:23:01,531
Now it's time to celebrate!
476
00:23:01,533 --> 00:23:04,664
You'll enjoy gourmet dining,
thrilling adventures,
477
00:23:04,666 --> 00:23:06,364
and nonstop entertainment,
478
00:23:06,366 --> 00:23:09,497
all on the way
to our final destination,
479
00:23:09,499 --> 00:23:12,631
the lost city
that isn't lost anymore,
480
00:23:12,633 --> 00:23:15,231
Atlantis!
481
00:23:15,233 --> 00:23:16,865
(CROWD CHEERING)
482
00:23:19,633 --> 00:23:20,964
Oh, yeah!
483
00:23:20,966 --> 00:23:22,464
Whoo-hoo!
484
00:23:22,466 --> 00:23:24,730
Whoa!
The fish are acrobats!
485
00:23:24,732 --> 00:23:26,531
They're fishcrobats!
486
00:23:26,533 --> 00:23:27,932
- (JONATHAN GRUNTING)
- (MAVIS CHUCKLES)
487
00:23:29,666 --> 00:23:32,196
Hello. How y'all doing?
488
00:23:32,198 --> 00:23:34,231
- (SULTRY MUSIC PLAYING)
- So...
489
00:23:34,233 --> 00:23:37,700
You must be
the one and only Dracula.
490
00:23:39,433 --> 00:23:42,997
I have waited so long
to meet you.
491
00:23:42,999 --> 00:23:45,163
Wow, you really don't age,
do you?
492
00:23:45,165 --> 00:23:46,698
I would kill
for your skin.
493
00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:49,930
(CHUCKLES) Eh doobeeday
shoolah eh koobeeday?
494
00:23:49,932 --> 00:23:51,863
Oh. You're speaking
Transylvanian.
495
00:23:51,865 --> 00:23:53,397
Oh. Always wanted
to learn.
496
00:23:53,399 --> 00:23:56,097
Uh, eh doobeeday
shoolah koobeeday?
497
00:23:56,099 --> 00:23:58,297
- Eh koobeeday.
- Koobeeday.
498
00:23:58,299 --> 00:24:00,163
- Eh koobeeday.
- Koobeeday.
499
00:24:00,165 --> 00:24:02,163
Eh doobeeday
shoolah koobeeday.
500
00:24:02,165 --> 00:24:05,231
Doolah-day shoolah koobeeday.
501
00:24:05,233 --> 00:24:07,163
Oh, such a romantic language.
502
00:24:07,165 --> 00:24:09,196
You know, there's just
something about an accent
503
00:24:09,198 --> 00:24:12,698
that makes a man
sound so intelligent.
504
00:24:12,700 --> 00:24:14,163
- Alibooboo.
- (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
505
00:24:14,165 --> 00:24:15,830
That's Transylvanian
right there.
506
00:24:15,832 --> 00:24:17,964
He's saying
it's nice to meet you.
507
00:24:17,966 --> 00:24:22,997
(CHUCKLES) Well, then
"alibooboo" to you as well.
508
00:24:22,999 --> 00:24:25,196
- Alibooboo. Alibooboo.
- Drac! Drac, snap out of it.
509
00:24:25,198 --> 00:24:27,129
Wait. I've always wanted
to do this.
510
00:24:27,131 --> 00:24:29,196
Wake up! Wake up, Drac!
(SLAPPING)
511
00:24:29,198 --> 00:24:30,531
Snap out of it!
512
00:24:30,533 --> 00:24:31,897
Hey, cut it out!
513
00:24:31,899 --> 00:24:33,264
Hey, buddy, you okay?
514
00:24:33,266 --> 00:24:35,897
No, not okay.
515
00:24:35,899 --> 00:24:37,331
Not okay!
516
00:24:37,333 --> 00:24:39,397
(STAMMERS)
I... I...
517
00:24:39,399 --> 00:24:40,830
I...
518
00:24:40,832 --> 00:24:42,533
Zinged.
519
00:24:56,333 --> 00:24:58,600
- (PARTY MUSIC PLAYING)
- (LIVELY CHATTER)
520
00:25:02,165 --> 00:25:04,165
(PLAYING DOWNTOWN)
521
00:25:10,865 --> 00:25:13,063
(SPOKEN SINGING) d I went to the
moped store, I said, "Sell it"
522
00:25:13,065 --> 00:25:15,464
d Salesman's like, "What up?
What's your budget?"
523
00:25:15,466 --> 00:25:17,297
d And I'm like, "Honestly, I
don't know nothin' about mopeds"
524
00:25:17,299 --> 00:25:19,564
d He said, "I got the one
for you, follow me"
525
00:25:19,566 --> 00:25:21,664
d Ooh, it's too real
526
00:25:21,666 --> 00:25:24,730
d A chromed-out mirror,
I don't need a windshield d
527
00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:27,233
(VLAD SCATTING JAUNTY TUNE)
528
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,830
Mmm!
529
00:25:32,832 --> 00:25:34,763
VLAD:
d It's a lovely day d
530
00:25:34,765 --> 00:25:35,863
- Ooh!
- Oh!
531
00:25:35,865 --> 00:25:36,865
Check that out!
532
00:25:37,999 --> 00:25:40,266
VLAD: Ah! (CHUCKLES)
533
00:25:42,966 --> 00:25:45,497
(SIGHS) Here we go.
534
00:25:45,499 --> 00:25:46,865
Mmm, yummy.
(GROWLS)
535
00:25:50,499 --> 00:25:52,399
(GRUNTING)
536
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,233
(SIGHS)
537
00:25:58,399 --> 00:25:59,399
WITCH: Ah!
538
00:26:00,998 --> 00:26:03,233
WOMAN:
d Auf Wiedersehen
539
00:26:04,399 --> 00:26:07,266
d Danke schoen d
540
00:26:08,666 --> 00:26:10,700
(MUFFLED GROANING)
541
00:26:12,566 --> 00:26:14,231
(GASPS)
542
00:26:14,233 --> 00:26:15,830
(MUFFLED GROANING)
543
00:26:15,832 --> 00:26:16,765
(RETCHES)
544
00:26:18,566 --> 00:26:19,566
Papa.
545
00:26:21,299 --> 00:26:23,566
- (BARKING, CRYING)
- (GASPING)
546
00:26:25,065 --> 00:26:26,865
(PUPPIES WAILING)
547
00:26:33,031 --> 00:26:35,264
"Kids Club."
548
00:26:35,266 --> 00:26:36,899
What's a kids club?
549
00:26:39,433 --> 00:26:40,664
(MONSTER BABY BELCHES)
550
00:26:40,666 --> 00:26:42,497
(GRUNTS, GIGGLES)
551
00:26:42,499 --> 00:26:43,466
Whee!
552
00:26:44,366 --> 00:26:45,366
Whee!
553
00:26:47,865 --> 00:26:50,531
- Fish.
- That's right, dear.
554
00:26:50,533 --> 00:26:52,029
I'm still not sure
I understand.
555
00:26:52,031 --> 00:26:55,698
You take my kids,
all day, on purpose?
556
00:26:55,700 --> 00:26:56,996
Fish.
557
00:26:56,998 --> 00:26:58,331
That's right.
558
00:26:58,333 --> 00:27:00,531
What exactly
don't you understand?
559
00:27:00,533 --> 00:27:02,397
- Why? Ow!
- Shh.
560
00:27:02,399 --> 00:27:05,996
So they can have a great time,
and you can have a great time.
561
00:27:05,998 --> 00:27:08,497
- (SNIFFLES)
- Fish.
562
00:27:08,499 --> 00:27:11,765
Oh, don't worry, you get them
back at the end of the day.
563
00:27:12,899 --> 00:27:14,364
Fish.
564
00:27:14,366 --> 00:27:16,433
Oh, well. That's better
than nothing. (WHISTLES)
565
00:27:18,366 --> 00:27:19,732
Oh. Oh!
566
00:27:26,233 --> 00:27:27,331
- So...
- (GLASS SHATTERS)
567
00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:28,863
What do we do now?
568
00:27:28,865 --> 00:27:33,333
I think we do
whatever we want.
569
00:27:34,366 --> 00:27:36,664
"Whatever we want"?
570
00:27:36,666 --> 00:27:38,531
Whatever we want.
571
00:27:38,533 --> 00:27:39,863
Whatever we want.
572
00:27:39,865 --> 00:27:41,196
Whatever we want!
573
00:27:41,198 --> 00:27:45,196
BOTH: (CHANTING)
Whatever we want.
574
00:27:45,198 --> 00:27:47,929
- Stop! Help me!
- Whatever we want.
575
00:27:47,931 --> 00:27:49,965
- Whatever we want.
- Whatever we want.
576
00:27:51,065 --> 00:27:52,664
Oh, hi. Hello.
577
00:27:52,666 --> 00:27:54,231
How y'all doin'?
578
00:27:54,233 --> 00:27:55,431
- Oh. (CHUCKLING)
- Good evening, Captain.
579
00:27:55,433 --> 00:27:57,431
Well, hello.
Oh, my goodness.
580
00:27:57,433 --> 00:27:59,264
Ah! (CHUCKLES)
581
00:27:59,266 --> 00:28:02,862
Would you mind, uh, lifting your tail?
You know...
582
00:28:02,864 --> 00:28:04,196
Oh! Certainly.
583
00:28:04,198 --> 00:28:06,566
Okay. Thank you
so much.
584
00:28:08,832 --> 00:28:10,397
Oh, hello.
585
00:28:10,399 --> 00:28:11,499
Welcome aboard.
586
00:28:38,198 --> 00:28:42,264
Ugh! You were so right,
Great-Grandfather.
587
00:28:42,266 --> 00:28:45,163
Monsters are disgusting!
588
00:28:45,165 --> 00:28:47,065
VAN HELSING: They're animals!
589
00:28:53,898 --> 00:28:56,233
(CHUGGING, SQUEAKING)
590
00:29:03,998 --> 00:29:06,029
I'll be right there.
591
00:29:06,031 --> 00:29:08,231
(PANTS, GROANS)
592
00:29:08,233 --> 00:29:10,666
(SQUEAKING, SPUTTERING)
593
00:29:13,898 --> 00:29:16,297
Dracula, is he on board?
594
00:29:16,299 --> 00:29:19,664
Yes. I saw him.
Face-to-face. Ugh!
595
00:29:19,666 --> 00:29:21,196
I was so nice to him.
596
00:29:21,198 --> 00:29:23,564
That pale face of his
and his goofy smile,
597
00:29:23,566 --> 00:29:25,196
showing off his fangs.
598
00:29:25,198 --> 00:29:27,029
Argh, it's just like
you taught me!
599
00:29:27,031 --> 00:29:29,531
It's even worse than I feared!
600
00:29:29,533 --> 00:29:32,796
It was that fateful night
that I realized
601
00:29:32,798 --> 00:29:36,297
a human could never defeat
a monster.
602
00:29:36,299 --> 00:29:37,864
(SCREAMING)
603
00:29:40,399 --> 00:29:44,531
But I wouldn't let
our family legacy die.
604
00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:49,196
And so, I began to search
for an answer.
605
00:29:49,198 --> 00:29:54,531
And I saw it in an ancient text,
an instrument of destruction
606
00:29:54,533 --> 00:29:56,829
so powerful
it destroyed Atlantis,
607
00:29:56,831 --> 00:30:00,829
a whole city of monsters.
(CHUCKLES)
608
00:30:00,831 --> 00:30:05,163
And there, deep within the
rubble, it lay, waiting.
609
00:30:05,165 --> 00:30:08,762
Endlessly, I searched
for the lost city
610
00:30:08,764 --> 00:30:12,698
Time passed, and my body
began to fail me.
611
00:30:12,700 --> 00:30:15,029
Oh, it was so sad, Ericka.
612
00:30:15,031 --> 00:30:17,664
First my liver,
then my spleen,
613
00:30:17,666 --> 00:30:20,231
followed by a kidney or two.
614
00:30:20,233 --> 00:30:23,829
Then my golden locks.
(MOANS)
615
00:30:23,831 --> 00:30:26,497
But I wouldn't let
that stop me.
616
00:30:26,499 --> 00:30:31,464
I replaced my failing organs
with technology!
617
00:30:31,466 --> 00:30:33,063
Ha-ha!
618
00:30:33,065 --> 00:30:34,963
And look at me now.
619
00:30:34,965 --> 00:30:36,698
Mmm-hmm!
620
00:30:36,700 --> 00:30:39,533
Oh, girl,
it's an improvement, really.
621
00:30:40,666 --> 00:30:43,531
Um, sure.
622
00:30:43,533 --> 00:30:48,664
And now, after 120 years,
I have finally found Atlantis.
623
00:30:48,666 --> 00:30:50,431
Oh, forget about all this!
624
00:30:50,433 --> 00:30:51,929
Let me get rid of
Dracula right now.
625
00:30:51,931 --> 00:30:53,729
I was so close to him,
I could've just...
626
00:30:53,731 --> 00:30:55,598
(GRUNTING)
627
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:58,196
No, no, no!
628
00:30:58,198 --> 00:31:00,231
We have to
stick to the plan.
629
00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:02,063
Lure the monsters
to Atlantis,
630
00:31:02,065 --> 00:31:04,531
retrieve the instrument
of destruction,
631
00:31:04,533 --> 00:31:07,364
trap them there,
and then wipe them out.
632
00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:09,163
It's simple, Ericka!
633
00:31:09,165 --> 00:31:12,231
Now, promise me you won't
try and kill Dracula.
634
00:31:12,233 --> 00:31:13,729
Ugh, fine!
635
00:31:13,731 --> 00:31:15,996
- I promise.
- Promise what?
636
00:31:15,998 --> 00:31:19,697
(GROANS) I promise I won't
try and kill Dracula. Okay?
637
00:31:19,699 --> 00:31:21,898
(SNORING)
638
00:31:24,831 --> 00:31:26,564
Ugh.
639
00:31:26,566 --> 00:31:30,196
Don't worry, Great-Grandfather,
I won't try and kill him...
640
00:31:30,198 --> 00:31:31,898
I will kill him.
641
00:31:33,798 --> 00:31:38,297
d Tonight...
642
00:31:38,299 --> 00:31:43,231
d I just want
to take you higher
643
00:31:43,233 --> 00:31:47,598
d Put yo' pinky rings
up to the moon
644
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:50,399
- d Girls
- d What y'all tryin' to do?
645
00:31:52,065 --> 00:31:56,466
d 24-karat magic in the air
646
00:31:57,566 --> 00:31:58,762
d Head-to-toe
647
00:31:58,764 --> 00:32:00,163
Whew!
648
00:32:00,165 --> 00:32:01,331
d Uh, look out
649
00:32:01,333 --> 00:32:02,996
(EVIL CHUCKLE)
650
00:32:02,998 --> 00:32:04,531
- d Pop, pop, it's showtime
- d Showtime
651
00:32:04,533 --> 00:32:05,663
- d Showtime
- d Showtime
652
00:32:05,665 --> 00:32:07,598
d Guess who's back again
653
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,364
- d Oh, they don't know?
- d Go on, tell 'em
654
00:32:09,366 --> 00:32:10,929
- d Oh, they don't know?
- d Go on, tell 'em
655
00:32:10,931 --> 00:32:12,862
d I'll bet they know
as soon as we walk in
656
00:32:12,864 --> 00:32:14,364
- d Sho' 'nuff
- d I'm wearin' Cuban links d
657
00:32:14,366 --> 00:32:15,029
- d Designer'minks
- d Yeah
658
00:32:15,031 --> 00:32:16,796
(BABBLING)
659
00:32:16,798 --> 00:32:18,963
d Don't look too hard,
might hurt yourself
660
00:32:18,965 --> 00:32:20,764
d Known to give the color red
The blues
661
00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:24,231
(GRUNTS)
662
00:32:24,233 --> 00:32:25,796
d Tell me whatcha tryin'
to do
663
00:32:25,798 --> 00:32:30,564
d 24-karat magic in the air
664
00:32:30,566 --> 00:32:32,699
(CHUCKLING)
665
00:32:34,665 --> 00:32:36,098
Ugh!
666
00:32:36,898 --> 00:32:39,397
d Moon
667
00:32:39,399 --> 00:32:42,297
- d Girls
- dWhat y'all tryin' to do?
668
00:32:42,299 --> 00:32:43,566
(LAUGHS)
669
00:32:44,399 --> 00:32:45,399
Oh!
670
00:32:49,065 --> 00:32:50,065
(WHIMPERS)
671
00:32:53,665 --> 00:32:55,566
(RAPID, HIGH-PITCHED GRUNTING)
672
00:32:57,699 --> 00:33:00,031
- d Girls
- d What y'all tryin' to do?
673
00:33:01,699 --> 00:33:02,996
d 24-karat... d
674
00:33:02,998 --> 00:33:04,531
(SONG PAUSES)
675
00:33:04,533 --> 00:33:07,466
d Put yo' pinky rings
up to the moon d
676
00:33:08,599 --> 00:33:09,599
(GRUNTS)
677
00:33:13,731 --> 00:33:16,096
Work it, Dracula.
678
00:33:16,098 --> 00:33:17,366
You know it.
679
00:33:18,565 --> 00:33:21,163
Oh! Lookin' good, Drac!
680
00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:22,630
Feeling good, Frank.
681
00:33:22,632 --> 00:33:25,063
Look at you, so fancy!
682
00:33:25,065 --> 00:33:26,796
What? This? Please.
683
00:33:26,798 --> 00:33:28,996
Ooh! Dressed to impress, huh?
684
00:33:28,998 --> 00:33:30,364
"Impress"? Oh.
685
00:33:30,366 --> 00:33:32,630
Who do I need to impress?
686
00:33:32,632 --> 00:33:34,196
Hey, isn't that
Captain Ericka?
687
00:33:34,198 --> 00:33:35,829
Oh, no! (STAMMERS)
688
00:33:35,831 --> 00:33:37,896
Uh, what? Eh, oh...
689
00:33:37,898 --> 00:33:39,397
GRIFFIN: Oops, no,
not her.
690
00:33:39,399 --> 00:33:40,862
(ALL CACKLE)
691
00:33:40,864 --> 00:33:42,530
- Ooh, that's good!
- (DRACULA CHUCKLES)
692
00:33:42,532 --> 00:33:43,796
Very amusing.
693
00:33:43,798 --> 00:33:45,233
(CHUCKLES WEAKLY)
694
00:33:51,366 --> 00:33:53,497
(SIGHS)
695
00:33:53,499 --> 00:33:56,029
Sorry, Drac. You know, it's just
we've never seen you like this.
696
00:33:56,031 --> 00:33:57,196
I know.
697
00:33:57,198 --> 00:33:58,597
It doesn't make any sense.
698
00:33:58,599 --> 00:34:01,364
You can't Zing twice,
it's impossible!
699
00:34:01,366 --> 00:34:03,729
But I did! So now what?
700
00:34:03,731 --> 00:34:06,397
(GASPS) And what about Mavis?
701
00:34:06,399 --> 00:34:08,496
She wants you
to be happy, right?
702
00:34:08,498 --> 00:34:11,364
I'm sure she'll go
with the flow.
703
00:34:11,366 --> 00:34:12,929
Oh, no, no, no!
704
00:34:12,931 --> 00:34:15,530
Mavis needs me.
She depends on me.
705
00:34:15,532 --> 00:34:18,597
I need to be home
with my family.
706
00:34:18,599 --> 00:34:22,729
Hey, Murray here may be from
Egypt, but you're the one in
707
00:34:22,731 --> 00:34:24,163
"da Nile."
708
00:34:24,165 --> 00:34:25,796
(LAUGHS)
709
00:34:25,798 --> 00:34:27,364
You guys get that?
710
00:34:27,366 --> 00:34:28,697
- (THUDS) -Ow! You hit
me right in the...
711
00:34:28,699 --> 00:34:29,699
Mavis!
712
00:34:33,366 --> 00:34:35,699
Don't say a word, or
I'll haunt your dreams.
713
00:34:37,233 --> 00:34:38,862
Having fun?
714
00:34:38,864 --> 00:34:41,364
Oh, I'm having even more fun
now that you're here.
715
00:34:41,366 --> 00:34:45,496
You know, Dad, I feel really lucky
to have this time with you.
716
00:34:45,498 --> 00:34:48,364
All of us together,
it's really special.
717
00:34:48,366 --> 00:34:51,231
Me, too,
spider monkey.
718
00:34:51,233 --> 00:34:54,762
Now, are you ready for me to
destroy you in monster ball?
719
00:34:54,764 --> 00:34:57,264
- Whoo-hoo! Monster ball!
- (GIGGLES)
720
00:34:57,266 --> 00:34:58,530
Come on, Papa Drac!
721
00:34:58,532 --> 00:35:00,231
(CHUCKLES) Bring it on!
722
00:35:00,233 --> 00:35:02,731
For I am king of family fun!
723
00:35:05,532 --> 00:35:09,196
Ha-ha! All right!
Who is ready to get pummeled?
724
00:35:09,198 --> 00:35:10,697
(WHIMPERING)
725
00:35:10,699 --> 00:35:12,762
I got to warn you,
726
00:35:12,764 --> 00:35:15,729
I played second-team coed intramural
volleyball at Santa Cruz.
727
00:35:15,731 --> 00:35:18,563
- (MAVIS CHUCKLES)
- Sure, pal. Whatever you say.
728
00:35:18,565 --> 00:35:21,364
Everybody, just please
watch the hair.
729
00:35:21,366 --> 00:35:23,231
Watch the hair!
730
00:35:23,233 --> 00:35:25,663
Oh-ho-ho! Let's go!
Let's do this!
731
00:35:25,665 --> 00:35:27,996
Oh, my gosh, this is
gonna be so much fun.
732
00:35:27,998 --> 00:35:29,463
MURRAY: Ha-ha! Get ready.
733
00:35:29,465 --> 00:35:30,931
Here comes the pain!
734
00:35:32,498 --> 00:35:33,665
(SCREAMING)
735
00:35:34,699 --> 00:35:37,496
- Spike!
- Not the hair!
736
00:35:37,498 --> 00:35:38,699
- Whoa!
- (WHIMPERS)
737
00:35:41,131 --> 00:35:43,530
No, no, no!
738
00:35:43,532 --> 00:35:44,896
(LAUGHS)
739
00:35:44,898 --> 00:35:47,563
- (ALL CHEERING)
- All right!
740
00:35:47,565 --> 00:35:50,796
FISH MAN: (OVER PA) Captain
Ericka, you are needed on deck.
741
00:35:50,798 --> 00:35:54,029
Next stop...
Buh-bye, Dracula.
742
00:35:54,031 --> 00:35:55,699
Ha-ha! All right, baby!
743
00:35:56,498 --> 00:35:57,929
(DEEP SNARL)
744
00:35:57,931 --> 00:36:00,465
(SCREAMING)
745
00:36:02,198 --> 00:36:03,699
(BABBLING)
746
00:36:11,831 --> 00:36:13,366
(DISTORTED BABBLING)
747
00:36:14,699 --> 00:36:16,331
(ELECTRONIC FEEDBACK)
748
00:36:16,333 --> 00:36:17,829
(DISTORTED GRUNT)
749
00:36:17,831 --> 00:36:19,364
Oh, baby, I got this.
750
00:36:19,366 --> 00:36:20,729
Hey there, monsters.
751
00:36:20,731 --> 00:36:21,731
Huh?
752
00:36:24,299 --> 00:36:26,498
Yeah! What'd I say!
753
00:36:29,398 --> 00:36:31,565
ERICKA: We're arriving
at our first destination.
754
00:36:33,198 --> 00:36:34,599
(RUMBLING)
755
00:36:37,131 --> 00:36:40,363
The underwater volcano!
756
00:36:40,365 --> 00:36:44,496
Everyone, grab your scuba
gear and get ready to explore
757
00:36:44,498 --> 00:36:46,731
the wonders of the sea.
758
00:36:47,532 --> 00:36:49,496
Especially you,
759
00:36:49,498 --> 00:36:50,931
Count Dracula.
760
00:36:54,031 --> 00:36:55,163
(CHUCKLES)
761
00:36:55,165 --> 00:36:56,896
You see that, pal?
She likes you.
762
00:36:56,898 --> 00:36:58,363
Oh, no, no, no.
763
00:36:58,365 --> 00:37:00,430
That sounds like a Zing
in full effect.
764
00:37:00,432 --> 00:37:02,330
Oh, no, no, no.
765
00:37:02,332 --> 00:37:03,929
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
766
00:37:03,931 --> 00:37:06,729
I'm just here
to have family fun.
767
00:37:06,731 --> 00:37:08,864
Family, family, fun, fun.
768
00:37:27,532 --> 00:37:30,630
(HISSING, BUBBLING)
769
00:37:30,632 --> 00:37:32,898
Hmm, let's see.
What about here?
770
00:37:34,031 --> 00:37:35,665
- (HISSING)
- (YELLING)
771
00:37:39,532 --> 00:37:41,699
(ALL CHEERING, WHOOPING)
772
00:37:53,565 --> 00:37:55,565
Right this way, everyone.
773
00:38:07,665 --> 00:38:11,597
Welcome to one of the true wonders
of the underwater kingdom.
774
00:38:11,599 --> 00:38:15,029
I give you Volcano del Fuego.
775
00:38:15,031 --> 00:38:17,396
Or, as the local sea life
call it...
776
00:38:17,398 --> 00:38:18,965
(POPPING MOUTH)
777
00:38:36,699 --> 00:38:38,065
(PEDALS SQUEAKING)
778
00:39:04,332 --> 00:39:05,599
(MUFFLED YELLING)
779
00:39:10,699 --> 00:39:11,699
(DENNIS GIGGLES)
780
00:39:17,332 --> 00:39:19,163
DENNIS: Whee!
781
00:39:19,165 --> 00:39:21,632
(WHALE SINGING)
782
00:40:12,332 --> 00:40:13,762
(CHUCKLES)
783
00:40:13,764 --> 00:40:15,195
Aw, what a cute family.
784
00:40:15,197 --> 00:40:16,263
What? No, it's not.
785
00:40:16,265 --> 00:40:17,898
Argh! Dracula bad!
786
00:40:22,864 --> 00:40:23,864
(GRUNTS)
787
00:40:44,665 --> 00:40:45,665
(GASPS)
788
00:40:51,130 --> 00:40:52,398
(PEDAL SQUEAKING)
789
00:41:13,164 --> 00:41:14,699
(STOMACH GRUMBLING)
790
00:41:26,665 --> 00:41:27,996
(COUGHING)
791
00:41:27,998 --> 00:41:29,265
(TAKES DEEP BREATH)
792
00:41:32,731 --> 00:41:34,230
GRIFFIN: Frank, we just ate.
793
00:41:34,232 --> 00:41:36,530
I can't believe
you're hungry already.
794
00:41:36,532 --> 00:41:38,162
I'm sorry.
You know what it is?
795
00:41:38,164 --> 00:41:40,128
It's all... Just all that
seafood just swimming around,
796
00:41:40,130 --> 00:41:42,062
and when I "see food..."
797
00:41:42,064 --> 00:41:45,195
Oh, man! I'm gone.
798
00:41:45,197 --> 00:41:48,128
Oh! Dracula, Dracula, Dracula!
799
00:41:48,130 --> 00:41:50,029
Dracula, Dracula!
800
00:41:50,031 --> 00:41:53,330
I get so close, but it's
almost like he's teasing me.
801
00:41:53,332 --> 00:41:55,630
I just, I can't
stand it anymore.
802
00:41:55,632 --> 00:41:56,699
I have to get him!
803
00:42:02,332 --> 00:42:03,332
(GRUNTING)
804
00:42:07,699 --> 00:42:10,996
Boy, that underwater volcano
looked hot.
805
00:42:10,998 --> 00:42:12,798
WITCHES: Mmm-hmm.
806
00:42:15,365 --> 00:42:16,697
(ALL GASP)
807
00:42:16,699 --> 00:42:18,530
Oh... Hi, Bob.
808
00:42:18,532 --> 00:42:22,563
Right. We promised you we'd
play, uh, ping-pong now.
809
00:42:22,565 --> 00:42:25,028
Um, Dennis?
Who is this?
810
00:42:25,030 --> 00:42:27,095
Uh, it's our friend, Bob.
811
00:42:27,097 --> 00:42:28,898
- Say hi, Bob.
- "Hi, Bob."
812
00:42:30,332 --> 00:42:33,496
Okay! Time to go
play ping-pong.
813
00:42:33,498 --> 00:42:34,697
- FRANKENSTEIN: Drac!
- GRIFFIN: Drac!
814
00:42:34,699 --> 00:42:37,130
Drac!
Drac!
815
00:42:38,898 --> 00:42:41,195
Hey, boys,
where's the fire?
816
00:42:41,197 --> 00:42:42,663
Oh, well,
Griffin here, he...
817
00:42:42,665 --> 00:42:44,963
- He has something to tell you.
- Me? Uh...
818
00:42:44,965 --> 00:42:47,330
Oh. Yeah, I got this bite on
my hand, and since, you know,
819
00:42:47,332 --> 00:42:49,697
you're a biting expert, I
thought you could take a look.
820
00:42:49,699 --> 00:42:50,997
Yeah. Come on over here.
The light is better.
821
00:42:52,465 --> 00:42:53,864
Okay...
822
00:42:55,731 --> 00:42:58,062
Okay, what is going on?
823
00:42:58,064 --> 00:43:01,028
You guys are acting weirder than normal,
and your normal is pretty weird.
824
00:43:01,030 --> 00:43:03,028
You are not gonna believe
what we heard, but...
825
00:43:03,030 --> 00:43:05,729
(VOCALIZING)
826
00:43:05,731 --> 00:43:08,028
d Ericka loves the Drac
827
00:43:08,030 --> 00:43:10,330
d She can't get enough
of that Drac
828
00:43:10,332 --> 00:43:12,263
d Oh, yeah
829
00:43:12,265 --> 00:43:13,663
d Drac is back
830
00:43:13,665 --> 00:43:15,263
d He's got the Zing
831
00:43:15,265 --> 00:43:17,230
d The Zinga-Zing d
832
00:43:17,232 --> 00:43:19,597
Shh. I told you I don't
want to upset Mavis.
833
00:43:19,599 --> 00:43:22,263
- But what are you talking about?
- (CROWD GASPS)
834
00:43:22,265 --> 00:43:24,663
Okay, well, see, Frank got
hungry, so no surprise there...
835
00:43:24,665 --> 00:43:28,496
But we swam back to the ship, and
we found Ericka raving about you.
836
00:43:28,498 --> 00:43:30,195
She can't live
without you, buddy.
837
00:43:30,197 --> 00:43:31,762
It's serious!
838
00:43:31,764 --> 00:43:35,862
d You can't deny
the Zing, baby d
839
00:43:35,864 --> 00:43:39,496
So, Drac, this is great. Are you gonna
make a move on the captain, or what?
840
00:43:39,498 --> 00:43:41,128
Uh, yes.
841
00:43:41,130 --> 00:43:43,663
- Maybe? No.
- Ugh.
842
00:43:43,665 --> 00:43:46,829
It's been a while. I don't
even know where to start.
843
00:43:46,831 --> 00:43:49,330
It's easy, Drac.
Just make some small talk.
844
00:43:49,332 --> 00:43:51,128
- Remember to smile.
- Look into her eyes.
845
00:43:51,130 --> 00:43:53,128
- Keep it casual.
- Say something funny.
846
00:43:53,130 --> 00:43:54,463
Ask her where
her parts are from.
847
00:43:54,465 --> 00:43:56,062
Oh, and say
that her wrappings look nice.
848
00:43:56,064 --> 00:43:57,829
- "Do you like coffins?"
- Compliment her.
849
00:43:57,831 --> 00:43:59,697
- "Your neck looks delicious."
- GRIFFIN: Here she comes.
850
00:43:59,699 --> 00:44:02,330
Okay, Drac,
hit it.
851
00:44:02,332 --> 00:44:04,597
Your delicious neck wrappings
are in a nice coffin.
852
00:44:04,599 --> 00:44:07,729
Would you like
to see my parts?
853
00:44:07,731 --> 00:44:10,162
(IMITATES MISSILE WHISTLING
AND EXPLODING)
854
00:44:10,164 --> 00:44:12,330
Yes, I'd love to go out
with you.
855
00:44:12,332 --> 00:44:13,597
Ay! What?
856
00:44:13,599 --> 00:44:14,697
ALL: What?
857
00:44:14,699 --> 00:44:16,028
Cantina. Midnight.
858
00:44:16,030 --> 00:44:17,097
Don't be late.
859
00:44:26,831 --> 00:44:28,263
Whew!
860
00:44:28,265 --> 00:44:29,532
- That was a close one.
- (PANTING)
861
00:44:30,699 --> 00:44:32,862
(SNORTS, SNIFFING)
862
00:44:32,864 --> 00:44:35,731
- Wait! Stop it, Tinkles, stop!
- Wait, Tinkles. Come back.
863
00:44:45,798 --> 00:44:47,162
DENNIS: Tinkles, stop!
Wait!
864
00:44:47,164 --> 00:44:48,197
No, no, no!
865
00:44:54,164 --> 00:44:55,164
(THUDS)
866
00:44:55,699 --> 00:44:56,699
(GASPS)
867
00:44:58,798 --> 00:45:01,563
(GROWLING, BARKING)
868
00:45:01,565 --> 00:45:02,663
Tinkles, stop!
869
00:45:02,665 --> 00:45:05,062
(GASPING) I've been found!
870
00:45:05,064 --> 00:45:08,796
You'll never get me, monster!
871
00:45:08,798 --> 00:45:10,697
DENNIS: Shh! Tinkles, stop.
Shh! Shh!
872
00:45:10,699 --> 00:45:12,665
(YAPPING)
873
00:45:16,599 --> 00:45:18,465
(YAPPING FADES IN DISTANCE)
874
00:45:24,365 --> 00:45:25,731
Ew.
875
00:45:34,863 --> 00:45:40,363
FISH MAN: Everybody, we are pulling up
to our next stop, the Deserted Island.
876
00:45:40,365 --> 00:45:42,762
It's time to get lost
on the beach,
877
00:45:42,764 --> 00:45:48,030
and we hope you'll find yourself
some fun and relaxation.
878
00:45:49,465 --> 00:45:51,663
JONATHAN: Whoo-hoo!
Beach time!
879
00:45:51,665 --> 00:45:53,330
Johnny, you go
set everything up.
880
00:45:53,332 --> 00:45:55,363
And, Dad, you go get in
line for the snow cones.
881
00:45:55,365 --> 00:45:58,062
You know, actually,
I was thinking you and Johnny
882
00:45:58,064 --> 00:45:59,861
should spend
some time together.
883
00:45:59,863 --> 00:46:02,530
What do you call it again?
Eh, date night?
884
00:46:02,532 --> 00:46:04,128
Date night?
885
00:46:04,130 --> 00:46:05,795
- What are you gonna do?
- Well, I thought
886
00:46:05,797 --> 00:46:07,995
me and the guys would
take this opportunity
887
00:46:07,997 --> 00:46:11,128
to spend some quality time
with Dennis.
888
00:46:11,130 --> 00:46:12,962
Oh. Okay.
That's a great idea.
889
00:46:12,964 --> 00:46:14,697
Come on, Johnny.
Date night.
890
00:46:14,699 --> 00:46:17,097
Duh-duh-duh-duh-date night!
891
00:46:20,731 --> 00:46:22,432
(EXCITED SQUEAKING)
892
00:46:31,097 --> 00:46:32,828
(SATISFIED SQUEAK)
893
00:46:32,830 --> 00:46:34,062
Okay, here you go!
894
00:46:34,064 --> 00:46:35,130
(PANTING)
895
00:46:39,232 --> 00:46:40,964
- Good girl!
- I got this one.
896
00:46:41,665 --> 00:46:42,632
(BARKING)
897
00:46:47,731 --> 00:46:49,895
- (RETCHES)
- (YAPPING IN DISTANCE)
898
00:46:49,897 --> 00:46:51,697
What was that?
899
00:46:51,699 --> 00:46:53,530
- (RUMBLING) -It sounds
like our children.
900
00:46:53,532 --> 00:46:56,330
- It is our children! Run!
- Run!
901
00:46:56,332 --> 00:46:58,396
Please! Help! Someone!
902
00:46:58,398 --> 00:47:00,363
Get the parents!
903
00:47:00,365 --> 00:47:03,296
Frank? Would you rub
some moonscreen on my back
904
00:47:03,298 --> 00:47:04,630
before I get burned?
905
00:47:04,632 --> 00:47:06,028
Wait one second, honey.
906
00:47:06,030 --> 00:47:07,563
You know, the kids buried me
in the sand.
907
00:47:07,565 --> 00:47:08,997
(KIDS GIGGLING)
908
00:47:13,863 --> 00:47:16,028
Mmm. Thanks, honey.
909
00:47:16,030 --> 00:47:18,062
- Shall we have another?
- Sure.
910
00:47:18,064 --> 00:47:21,496
- Sounds good.
- Straight up.
911
00:47:21,498 --> 00:47:23,530
Isn't this place amazing?
912
00:47:23,532 --> 00:47:26,663
Whoa! The menu is in a bottle!
913
00:47:26,665 --> 00:47:28,298
Genius! Isn't that
awesome, honey?
914
00:47:30,897 --> 00:47:32,696
What? Oh, sorry.
915
00:47:32,698 --> 00:47:34,696
I was just thinking
about my dad.
916
00:47:34,698 --> 00:47:37,761
Don't you think
he's acting weird lately?
917
00:47:37,763 --> 00:47:40,728
Not really. Besides having
a huge crush on the captain.
918
00:47:40,730 --> 00:47:42,828
- What?
- (CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah.
919
00:47:42,830 --> 00:47:45,396
The Love Boat is definitely
making another run.
920
00:47:45,398 --> 00:47:47,230
No way. He's...
921
00:47:47,232 --> 00:47:49,463
He's my dad.
922
00:47:49,465 --> 00:47:51,330
I know, right? It's weird.
923
00:47:51,332 --> 00:47:55,128
When my parents kiss,
I still close my eyes.
924
00:47:55,130 --> 00:48:00,195
I guess I never thought about
him with anyone besides my mom.
925
00:48:00,197 --> 00:48:02,828
You're cool with it,
though, right?
926
00:48:02,830 --> 00:48:05,162
Of course. I want him
to be happy.
927
00:48:05,164 --> 00:48:06,164
Totally.
928
00:48:08,130 --> 00:48:09,962
Totally.
929
00:48:09,964 --> 00:48:12,030
(PLAYING MARIACHI MUSIC)
930
00:48:16,197 --> 00:48:18,795
Buenas noches, mi amigo.
931
00:48:18,797 --> 00:48:24,761
Have you a beverage
to quench me of my parchment?
932
00:48:24,763 --> 00:48:27,130
Yes, of course,
Mr. Chupacabra.
933
00:48:28,863 --> 00:48:31,062
(GOAT BLEATS)
934
00:48:31,064 --> 00:48:32,930
Muchas gracias.
(CHUCKLES)
935
00:48:35,398 --> 00:48:36,897
(GOAT SCREECHES)
936
00:48:48,730 --> 00:48:50,330
You look ravishing.
937
00:48:50,332 --> 00:48:51,396
Oh.
938
00:48:51,398 --> 00:48:52,629
Uh, thank you. I just...
939
00:48:52,631 --> 00:48:54,030
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
940
00:48:54,730 --> 00:48:55,730
(EXCLAIMS)
941
00:49:03,064 --> 00:49:04,895
So, um...
942
00:49:04,897 --> 00:49:07,995
Does Captain Ericka
have a last name?
943
00:49:07,997 --> 00:49:09,563
Uh, oh, uh...
944
00:49:09,565 --> 00:49:11,728
Oh, guacamole!
945
00:49:11,730 --> 00:49:13,162
"Ericka Guacamole"?
946
00:49:13,164 --> 00:49:16,563
That's so international.
947
00:49:16,565 --> 00:49:20,330
(CHUCKLES) No.
Guacamole for us to share.
948
00:49:20,332 --> 00:49:22,761
Oh, how beautiful
is that full moon tonight?
949
00:49:22,763 --> 00:49:24,064
Look. Right behind you.
950
00:49:28,565 --> 00:49:31,895
Mmm! The food here
is to die for.
951
00:49:31,897 --> 00:49:35,030
(BOTH MOANING)
952
00:49:42,698 --> 00:49:46,596
Holy moly, that was
a lot of guacamole.
953
00:49:46,598 --> 00:49:48,828
Are you feeling all right?
954
00:49:48,830 --> 00:49:51,662
- Totally fine. Why?
- No reason.
955
00:49:51,664 --> 00:49:53,496
(STOMACH GROWLING)
956
00:49:53,498 --> 00:49:55,062
Oh...
957
00:49:55,064 --> 00:49:58,629
There must have been garlic
in the guacamole.
958
00:49:58,631 --> 00:50:00,028
- Oh, no.
- (GROANS)
959
00:50:00,030 --> 00:50:01,530
Isn't that deadly
for you?
960
00:50:01,532 --> 00:50:03,564
No, no, no.
It's just that I'm...
961
00:50:04,498 --> 00:50:06,064
Garlic intolerant.
962
00:50:09,164 --> 00:50:10,532
(FARTS)
963
00:50:11,830 --> 00:50:13,598
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
964
00:50:14,465 --> 00:50:15,664
Was that you?
965
00:50:17,465 --> 00:50:20,162
(GIGGLING) Whoo!
966
00:50:20,164 --> 00:50:21,463
Oh, yeah!
967
00:50:21,465 --> 00:50:23,696
Dolphin surfing!
968
00:50:23,698 --> 00:50:24,930
(DOLPHIN CLICKING)
969
00:50:26,232 --> 00:50:28,763
(BOTH LAUGHING)
970
00:50:31,164 --> 00:50:32,662
Whoa!
971
00:50:32,664 --> 00:50:34,230
Hi, Mama. Hi, Papa.
972
00:50:34,232 --> 00:50:35,396
Hey-hey.
973
00:50:35,398 --> 00:50:37,062
- Oh! Hey there.
- (GRUNTS)
974
00:50:37,064 --> 00:50:39,062
- Papa.
- Hidey-ho!
975
00:50:39,064 --> 00:50:40,230
Hi.
976
00:50:40,232 --> 00:50:42,761
(CHUCKLES) Is my dad
in there, too?
977
00:50:42,763 --> 00:50:44,962
(MONSTERS GASP)
978
00:50:44,964 --> 00:50:47,263
GRIFFIN: (AS DRACULA) Don't worry,
I'm over here. Bleh, bleh-bleh.
979
00:50:47,265 --> 00:50:51,232
(GIGGLES) No, Papa Drac's not here.
He's on his date.
980
00:50:52,030 --> 00:50:53,130
Date?
981
00:50:56,030 --> 00:50:58,629
Please, forgive me,
982
00:50:58,631 --> 00:51:00,230
I'm just very nervous.
983
00:51:00,232 --> 00:51:02,195
You see,
984
00:51:02,197 --> 00:51:07,497
I haven't had a date
since my wife died.
985
00:51:09,531 --> 00:51:11,330
How old was your daughter?
986
00:51:11,332 --> 00:51:13,396
She was just an infant.
987
00:51:13,398 --> 00:51:15,363
It was hard
being a single dad,
988
00:51:15,365 --> 00:51:17,763
but I did my best.
989
00:51:20,631 --> 00:51:23,330
I never knew
my mother, either.
990
00:51:23,332 --> 00:51:24,795
Or my father.
991
00:51:24,797 --> 00:51:26,795
Oh, I'm so sorry.
992
00:51:26,797 --> 00:51:28,495
Who raised you?
993
00:51:28,497 --> 00:51:30,263
My great-grandfather.
994
00:51:30,265 --> 00:51:32,761
I basically grew up
on this ship.
995
00:51:32,763 --> 00:51:35,195
That's why
you're a captain.
996
00:51:35,197 --> 00:51:38,529
Yeah. It's all
I've ever known.
997
00:51:38,531 --> 00:51:40,964
It was just expected.
998
00:51:41,863 --> 00:51:43,495
You know, a family thing.
999
00:51:43,497 --> 00:51:47,263
I understand,
family is everything.
1000
00:51:47,265 --> 00:51:50,095
You have to honor the past.
1001
00:51:50,097 --> 00:51:52,365
But we make our own future.
1002
00:52:05,730 --> 00:52:08,195
- MAVIS: Dad?
- Mavis!
1003
00:52:08,197 --> 00:52:10,064
- JONATHAN: (CRUNCHES) Mmm.
- Johnny!
1004
00:52:12,631 --> 00:52:17,662
Captain Ericka and I were just
discussing the hospitality industry.
1005
00:52:17,664 --> 00:52:19,629
You know,
just work stuff.
1006
00:52:19,631 --> 00:52:21,195
You're working now?
1007
00:52:21,197 --> 00:52:23,062
This is supposed to be
a vacation.
1008
00:52:23,064 --> 00:52:24,895
A family vacation.
1009
00:52:24,897 --> 00:52:28,128
I should really go
do captain-y things.
1010
00:52:28,130 --> 00:52:31,028
Dad, you said you were
gonna spend time with Dennis.
1011
00:52:31,030 --> 00:52:34,395
Dennis. Dennis? Dennis.
1012
00:52:34,397 --> 00:52:36,995
Oh! Yeah, you're right.
Where is that kid?
1013
00:52:36,997 --> 00:52:39,761
Denisovich? You're
supposed to be with me.
1014
00:52:39,763 --> 00:52:41,861
Come on now, kid,
it's family time.
1015
00:52:41,863 --> 00:52:43,464
Quit hiding. Dennis?
1016
00:52:44,830 --> 00:52:46,195
What was that about?
1017
00:52:46,197 --> 00:52:47,562
You mean
your dad's date?
1018
00:52:47,564 --> 00:52:50,562
It wasn't a date.
It was work stuff.
1019
00:52:50,564 --> 00:52:51,761
Uh-huh.
1020
00:52:51,763 --> 00:52:53,562
I'm telling you, Johnny,
1021
00:52:53,564 --> 00:52:55,363
there is something about
that woman I don't trust.
1022
00:52:55,365 --> 00:52:58,495
But you want your dad
to be happy, right?
1023
00:52:58,497 --> 00:52:59,995
Yes.
1024
00:52:59,997 --> 00:53:01,795
Just not with her.
1025
00:53:01,797 --> 00:53:03,795
(CRUNCHING) Mmm.
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
1026
00:53:03,797 --> 00:53:05,062
Heads up, honey.
1027
00:53:05,064 --> 00:53:07,296
This guac is loaded
with garlic.
1028
00:53:07,298 --> 00:53:08,364
Garlic?
1029
00:53:11,197 --> 00:53:12,296
(GASPS)
1030
00:53:12,298 --> 00:53:13,728
(STOMACH GRUMBLES)
1031
00:53:13,730 --> 00:53:15,028
(SQUEAKY FART)
1032
00:53:15,030 --> 00:53:17,397
Aw! That was
a cute toot, honey.
1033
00:53:24,698 --> 00:53:27,830
(LAUGHING AND BARKING)
1034
00:53:34,730 --> 00:53:37,395
- We've been up all night!
- Let's stay up all day, too!
1035
00:53:37,397 --> 00:53:39,395
- Let's get wild!
- (LAUGHS)
1036
00:53:39,397 --> 00:53:42,162
(BOTH HOWLING)
1037
00:53:42,164 --> 00:53:44,397
(LAUGHING AND BARKING)
1038
00:53:52,030 --> 00:53:54,028
- Ericka!
- (SHRIEKS) What?
1039
00:53:54,030 --> 00:53:57,495
- (SIGHS) -Just where have
you been, young lady?
1040
00:53:57,497 --> 00:53:59,828
Uh, doing work.
1041
00:53:59,830 --> 00:54:01,828
Wearing that?
1042
00:54:01,830 --> 00:54:04,395
You were with him!
I know it!
1043
00:54:04,397 --> 00:54:06,329
Who? (CHUCKLES)
1044
00:54:06,331 --> 00:54:08,495
"Who?" You know who!
1045
00:54:08,497 --> 00:54:11,062
You've been sneaking around
my back
1046
00:54:11,064 --> 00:54:14,495
trying to kill Dracula again,
haven't you?
1047
00:54:14,497 --> 00:54:17,230
So what if I have?
I am a grown woman!
1048
00:54:17,232 --> 00:54:18,629
I have the right to kill
whoever I want.
1049
00:54:18,631 --> 00:54:20,962
It's not just about you.
1050
00:54:20,964 --> 00:54:24,195
You could have ruined
the legacy.
1051
00:54:24,197 --> 00:54:27,028
What if he discovered
who you were?
1052
00:54:27,030 --> 00:54:30,395
I know. I wasn't thinking.
There's just something about him
1053
00:54:30,397 --> 00:54:32,329
that just drives me crazy!
1054
00:54:32,331 --> 00:54:34,362
I just, I see him,
and I want to...
1055
00:54:34,364 --> 00:54:35,662
Punch him?
1056
00:54:35,664 --> 00:54:38,195
Uh... I guess.
1057
00:54:38,197 --> 00:54:40,362
Just, I can't wait
to get this over with.
1058
00:54:40,364 --> 00:54:42,662
Don't worry,
it won't be long now.
1059
00:54:42,664 --> 00:54:45,828
Once you recover the
instrument of destruction,
1060
00:54:45,830 --> 00:54:47,928
no one can stop us.
1061
00:54:47,930 --> 00:54:49,698
Not even Dracula!
1062
00:54:50,863 --> 00:54:53,232
- Oh. Excuse me.
- Spies!
1063
00:54:55,097 --> 00:54:56,097
(GRUNTS)
1064
00:54:57,897 --> 00:55:00,329
Now, quickly,
before someone comes!
1065
00:55:00,331 --> 00:55:02,662
- (GASPS)
- (GRUNTING)
1066
00:55:02,664 --> 00:55:03,897
(VAN HELSING YELPS)
1067
00:55:11,097 --> 00:55:12,863
(HORN BLOWING)
1068
00:55:20,130 --> 00:55:21,895
(PA CHIMES)
1069
00:55:21,897 --> 00:55:23,995
FISH MAN: Everyone assemble
on the forward deck.
1070
00:55:23,997 --> 00:55:27,728
We are arriving
at our final destination.
1071
00:55:27,730 --> 00:55:29,562
From the depths of creation,
1072
00:55:29,564 --> 00:55:33,229
the mighty city has risen
once again.
1073
00:55:33,231 --> 00:55:36,329
Home to the greatest
monster civilization
1074
00:55:36,331 --> 00:55:38,229
the world has ever known,
1075
00:55:38,231 --> 00:55:42,728
far surpassing Athens and Rome in
art, culture and sophistication.
1076
00:55:42,730 --> 00:55:47,897
I give you the legendary
lost city of Atlantis.
1077
00:56:06,456 --> 00:56:08,189
(PASSENGERS GASP)
1078
00:56:10,855 --> 00:56:14,054
(YELLS) It's a giant Kraken!
1079
00:56:14,056 --> 00:56:16,887
d There's a place
you've gotta be
1080
00:56:16,889 --> 00:56:20,320
d A thousand leagues
beneath the sea
1081
00:56:20,322 --> 00:56:25,187
d And it's waiting over here
for you and me
1082
00:56:25,189 --> 00:56:26,553
(CAMERA CLICKS)
1083
00:56:26,555 --> 00:56:29,653
d Gonna take you for a ride
1084
00:56:29,655 --> 00:56:32,986
d But first
you've gotta come inside
1085
00:56:32,988 --> 00:56:38,019
d Get ready,
for the party's on tonight
1086
00:56:38,021 --> 00:56:42,254
d So relax and just unwind
1087
00:56:42,256 --> 00:56:45,653
d Leave your worries
all behind
1088
00:56:45,655 --> 00:56:49,855
d And get ready,
for the party's on tonight
1089
00:57:00,089 --> 00:57:03,054
Welcome to Atlantis!
1090
00:57:03,056 --> 00:57:05,686
THE KRAKEN:
d So get ready
1091
00:57:05,688 --> 00:57:07,952
d Ready
1092
00:57:07,954 --> 00:57:08,922
Oh!
1093
00:57:09,954 --> 00:57:14,019
d It's party time
1094
00:57:14,021 --> 00:57:15,356
(BURBLING)
1095
00:57:17,954 --> 00:57:19,187
(BURBLES)
1096
00:57:19,189 --> 00:57:20,855
d It's party time! d
1097
00:57:22,922 --> 00:57:25,487
Ooh. I am so excited!
(CHUCKLES)
1098
00:57:25,489 --> 00:57:26,489
MONSTER: Come to Daddy!
1099
00:57:27,489 --> 00:57:28,986
(ALL CHEERING)
1100
00:57:28,988 --> 00:57:30,653
- Oh.
- FISH MAN: Twenty-eight black!
1101
00:57:30,655 --> 00:57:31,820
(ALL CHEERING)
1102
00:57:31,822 --> 00:57:32,822
Oh!
1103
00:57:34,822 --> 00:57:37,521
- Ahhh!
- Oh, no, you don't.
1104
00:57:37,523 --> 00:57:40,521
Last time you gambled, you lost
an arm and a leg. Literally!
1105
00:57:40,523 --> 00:57:42,521
- Replacement limbs...
- MONSTER: I'll raise you 40.
1106
00:57:42,523 --> 00:57:45,187
...aren't just lying around
like they were in the old days.
1107
00:57:45,189 --> 00:57:47,220
So, no gambling.
1108
00:57:47,222 --> 00:57:48,820
Frank!
1109
00:57:48,822 --> 00:57:50,289
Yes, dear! Got it!
No gambling!
1110
00:57:56,722 --> 00:57:58,553
DENNIS: Tinkles, stop.
Wait.
1111
00:57:58,555 --> 00:58:00,686
- Stop it, Tinkles, stop.
- Ah! Wait!
1112
00:58:00,688 --> 00:58:01,855
(MONSTERS SCREAMING)
1113
00:58:04,189 --> 00:58:06,354
Have you guys seen Mavis?
I have to find her.
1114
00:58:06,356 --> 00:58:07,720
Why? What's going on?
1115
00:58:07,722 --> 00:58:09,653
I'm going to tell her
about Ericka.
1116
00:58:09,655 --> 00:58:12,354
I can't lie to
my own daughter anymore.
1117
00:58:12,356 --> 00:58:15,220
She's the most important
person in the world to me.
1118
00:58:15,222 --> 00:58:17,222
I have to tell her the truth.
1119
00:58:19,356 --> 00:58:21,256
Right after I talk to Ericka.
1120
00:58:22,222 --> 00:58:23,620
(FRANKENSTEIN SNICKERING)
1121
00:58:23,622 --> 00:58:24,588
Hey.
1122
00:58:26,789 --> 00:58:28,220
All right, I'm all...
1123
00:58:28,222 --> 00:58:30,387
Frank, are you sure
you know what you're doing?
1124
00:58:30,389 --> 00:58:33,021
I got this. I'm all in.
1125
00:58:36,222 --> 00:58:38,154
Johnny, have you seen
my dad?
1126
00:58:38,156 --> 00:58:40,820
- Maybe he's with Bob.
- Why would he be with Bob?
1127
00:58:40,822 --> 00:58:42,820
Bob's a great guy.
1128
00:58:42,822 --> 00:58:44,854
- Oh, there he is.
- Who? Bob?
1129
00:59:02,322 --> 00:59:05,187
There he is!
Hi, Bob! (LAUGHING)
1130
00:59:05,189 --> 00:59:06,521
(GRUNTS)
1131
00:59:06,523 --> 00:59:08,222
(GROANING)
1132
00:59:58,356 --> 00:59:59,356
(YELPS)
1133
01:00:19,322 --> 01:00:20,322
(GRUNTING)
1134
01:00:30,555 --> 01:00:31,555
Oh.
1135
01:00:42,523 --> 01:00:44,688
(SNARLING)
1136
01:00:50,322 --> 01:00:51,622
(RAT SQUEAKS)
1137
01:01:09,423 --> 01:01:10,423
(GASPS)
1138
01:01:44,021 --> 01:01:45,256
There it is.
1139
01:01:57,687 --> 01:01:58,687
(GASPS)
1140
01:02:03,654 --> 01:02:05,220
You saved my life.
1141
01:02:05,222 --> 01:02:07,054
Of course.
Why wouldn't I?
1142
01:02:07,056 --> 01:02:10,685
I just can't believe you
would do that for a human.
1143
01:02:10,687 --> 01:02:13,586
Humans, monsters,
what's the difference?
1144
01:02:13,588 --> 01:02:16,752
Yeah, right. Right.
1145
01:02:16,754 --> 01:02:19,120
Wait. What are you doing here?
1146
01:02:19,122 --> 01:02:22,886
Oh, uh... Well, you know,
vampires can predict the future,
1147
01:02:22,888 --> 01:02:25,886
so I knew you would
need my help.
1148
01:02:25,888 --> 01:02:28,054
Ha! Never heard that before.
1149
01:02:28,056 --> 01:02:30,287
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a well-known fact.
1150
01:02:30,289 --> 01:02:31,521
(STAMMERS)
1151
01:02:31,523 --> 01:02:33,120
What are you doing here?
1152
01:02:33,122 --> 01:02:34,287
Oh! Uh...
1153
01:02:34,289 --> 01:02:36,553
Well, I'm here to get that.
1154
01:02:36,555 --> 01:02:38,354
Yeah, it's a family heirloom.
1155
01:02:38,356 --> 01:02:42,886
Yeah, it was lost at sea, and
my great-grandfather is... Was!
1156
01:02:42,888 --> 01:02:46,320
Uh, was totally obsessed
with getting it back.
1157
01:02:46,322 --> 01:02:50,588
So, anywho, thanks for saving my
life, but I can take it from...
1158
01:02:52,222 --> 01:02:53,222
(GASPS)
1159
01:02:55,389 --> 01:02:56,521
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
1160
01:02:56,523 --> 01:02:57,919
Got to be
a little more careful.
1161
01:02:57,921 --> 01:02:59,819
How many times
can you save my life, right?
1162
01:02:59,821 --> 01:03:02,387
I don't know. Every time?
(CHUCKLES)
1163
01:03:02,389 --> 01:03:04,555
Really? Well, then...
1164
01:03:10,888 --> 01:03:12,523
(TANGO MUSIC PLAYING)
1165
01:03:18,423 --> 01:03:19,423
(CRASHING)
1166
01:03:37,289 --> 01:03:38,256
(GASPS)
1167
01:03:39,554 --> 01:03:40,687
Wow!
1168
01:03:54,888 --> 01:03:56,356
(PANTING)
1169
01:03:58,322 --> 01:04:01,256
(SIGHS) Ah,
that was incredible.
1170
01:04:12,489 --> 01:04:14,019
Oh, uh...
1171
01:04:14,021 --> 01:04:17,122
Don't you want to get
your family heirloom thingy?
1172
01:04:17,921 --> 01:04:19,687
Oh. Right.
1173
01:04:25,056 --> 01:04:27,220
(CHUCKLES) Got it.
1174
01:04:27,222 --> 01:04:28,554
(RUMBLING)
1175
01:04:53,788 --> 01:04:56,019
(BOTH PANTING)
1176
01:04:56,021 --> 01:04:58,019
- Mmm.
- (CHUCKLING)
1177
01:04:58,021 --> 01:04:59,852
Oh, here, let me get
that for you.
1178
01:04:59,854 --> 01:05:02,187
(DRACULA AND ERICKA CHUCKLING)
1179
01:05:02,189 --> 01:05:03,289
Dad!
1180
01:05:04,587 --> 01:05:06,486
Mavis!
1181
01:05:06,488 --> 01:05:08,187
What are you doing
to my father?
1182
01:05:08,189 --> 01:05:10,254
ERICKA: Wait! Whoa. Whoa!
1183
01:05:10,256 --> 01:05:12,354
Mavis, stop!
Put her down!
1184
01:05:12,356 --> 01:05:15,719
No! She's trying to hurt you.
Why can't you see that?
1185
01:05:15,721 --> 01:05:17,220
(GROANING)
1186
01:05:17,222 --> 01:05:20,054
Because I...
1187
01:05:20,056 --> 01:05:22,354
Because I Zinged.
1188
01:05:22,356 --> 01:05:23,652
- (ERICKA GRUNTS)
- What?
1189
01:05:23,654 --> 01:05:26,389
I Zinged with Ericka.
1190
01:05:27,621 --> 01:05:29,719
No, that can't be true.
1191
01:05:29,721 --> 01:05:31,287
You only Zing once.
1192
01:05:31,289 --> 01:05:34,220
That's what I thought, too.
1193
01:05:34,222 --> 01:05:36,685
"Zing"? What's a Zing?
1194
01:05:36,687 --> 01:05:40,354
Uh, well, it's a thing
for monsters.
1195
01:05:40,356 --> 01:05:43,154
It's kind of like
our "love at first sight."
1196
01:05:43,156 --> 01:05:45,886
What? No. No, no, no.
1197
01:05:45,888 --> 01:05:48,320
- You don't even know me.
- Well, not yet.
1198
01:05:48,322 --> 01:05:50,685
- But we're just...
- No, you don't understand.
1199
01:05:50,687 --> 01:05:52,354
I can't be with you.
1200
01:05:52,356 --> 01:05:55,287
I could never be
with someone like you.
1201
01:05:55,289 --> 01:05:56,422
I could never be with
1202
01:05:57,356 --> 01:05:58,455
a monster.
1203
01:06:09,156 --> 01:06:11,852
Dad, I'm so sorry.
1204
01:06:11,854 --> 01:06:13,587
- I...
- It doesn't matter.
1205
01:06:16,021 --> 01:06:17,621
You heard what she said.
1206
01:06:25,356 --> 01:06:27,122
But a Zing never lies.
1207
01:06:41,488 --> 01:06:43,422
Ha! You got it! (CHUCKLES)
1208
01:06:44,554 --> 01:06:45,854
Yes.
1209
01:06:48,388 --> 01:06:50,187
(LAUGHING)
1210
01:06:50,189 --> 01:06:52,786
Now that we have
the instrument of destruction,
1211
01:06:52,788 --> 01:06:55,685
our family legacy
will be fulfilled.
1212
01:06:55,687 --> 01:07:00,320
But first, we'll draw them in
with a dance party!
1213
01:07:00,322 --> 01:07:02,852
I love to dance.
1214
01:07:02,854 --> 01:07:05,056
- (OLD-TIMEY MUSIC PLAYING)
- (LAUGHING)
1215
01:07:16,854 --> 01:07:18,552
EUNICE: Frank,
could you zip me up?
1216
01:07:18,554 --> 01:07:20,852
We're gonna be late. (GASPS)
1217
01:07:20,854 --> 01:07:22,685
Where did you get those?
1218
01:07:22,687 --> 01:07:24,886
Uh, see, (STAMMERS)
here's the funny thing.
1219
01:07:24,888 --> 01:07:27,752
I lost my hands gambling,
but... It's no big deal!
1220
01:07:27,754 --> 01:07:29,852
Look, I got these
from the seafood buffet.
1221
01:07:29,854 --> 01:07:32,319
Look at this. Clickety-click,
click, clack, clack, click, click.
1222
01:07:32,321 --> 01:07:34,355
I kind of like 'em.
I like 'em.
1223
01:07:40,621 --> 01:07:42,120
Mmm! Mmm! Mmm.
1224
01:07:42,122 --> 01:07:43,852
Mmm. Mmm.
1225
01:07:43,854 --> 01:07:45,021
A-ha!
1226
01:07:53,122 --> 01:07:54,453
(GASPS)
1227
01:07:54,455 --> 01:07:56,422
(SOBS, SQUEALING)
1228
01:08:00,355 --> 01:08:02,220
(SQUEAKING)
1229
01:08:02,222 --> 01:08:03,921
(BOTH SQUEAKING EXCITEDLY)
1230
01:08:08,554 --> 01:08:10,220
Ah, I guess the party's
this way.
1231
01:08:10,222 --> 01:08:11,222
Whoo!
1232
01:08:12,422 --> 01:08:13,754
Whoa!
1233
01:08:15,522 --> 01:08:17,222
(EXCITED CHATTER)
1234
01:08:20,721 --> 01:08:22,089
(GASPS)
1235
01:08:23,189 --> 01:08:24,189
Wow.
1236
01:08:26,687 --> 01:08:29,585
Let's get this party
started right!
1237
01:08:29,587 --> 01:08:30,852
- Whoo-hoo!
- All right!
1238
01:08:30,854 --> 01:08:31,754
- (ALL GASP)
- MONSTER: What?
1239
01:08:33,388 --> 01:08:34,986
EUNICE: Huh?
1240
01:08:34,988 --> 01:08:37,852
I thought they said
the party was this way.
1241
01:08:37,854 --> 01:08:40,587
(ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC
PLAYING IN DISTANCE)
1242
01:08:49,222 --> 01:08:51,255
(MUSIC GROWING LOUDER)
1243
01:09:04,056 --> 01:09:06,420
DJ in a clamshell?
1244
01:09:06,422 --> 01:09:08,919
(GASPS) I'm so jealous.
1245
01:09:08,921 --> 01:09:11,388
- (DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES)
- (RUMBLING)
1246
01:09:23,554 --> 01:09:24,852
(SPOTLIGHTS WHOOSHING)
1247
01:09:24,854 --> 01:09:26,288
(ALL CHEERING)
1248
01:09:29,888 --> 01:09:30,888
(ALL WHOOPING)
1249
01:09:35,388 --> 01:09:36,888
(DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES)
1250
01:09:40,156 --> 01:09:41,522
(WHOOPING)
1251
01:09:46,721 --> 01:09:49,355
(CRYSTAL AND GRIFFIN LAUGHING,
WHOOPING)
1252
01:09:55,554 --> 01:09:59,520
I can't believe my dad Zinged with
someone who's trying to kill him.
1253
01:09:59,522 --> 01:10:02,186
Yeah, the Zing
makes you do crazy things.
1254
01:10:02,188 --> 01:10:04,453
Really, Johnny?
1255
01:10:04,455 --> 01:10:08,752
What's most important to understand
is that love is an infinite enigma
1256
01:10:08,754 --> 01:10:11,253
that is beyond
our understanding.
1257
01:10:11,255 --> 01:10:14,552
You and I were two halves,
a world apart.
1258
01:10:14,554 --> 01:10:17,585
But then we followed
the strands of destiny
1259
01:10:17,587 --> 01:10:19,319
and were brought together.
1260
01:10:19,321 --> 01:10:22,486
And our halves made one whole.
1261
01:10:22,488 --> 01:10:24,520
But what if she and he...
1262
01:10:24,522 --> 01:10:27,986
You must release all the
negativity and look within.
1263
01:10:27,988 --> 01:10:30,021
Your bond is unbreakable.
1264
01:10:32,188 --> 01:10:34,253
You're right, honey. Wow.
1265
01:10:34,255 --> 01:10:35,652
Thanks.
1266
01:10:35,654 --> 01:10:38,120
Whoa, you sounded
pretty smart, Dad.
1267
01:10:38,122 --> 01:10:40,186
Oh, that? Yeah, it was
just the philosophy
1268
01:10:40,188 --> 01:10:42,886
of Sifu Sing from my favorite
TV show when I was a kid,
1269
01:10:42,888 --> 01:10:44,619
Kung Fu Shaolin Monk Master.
1270
01:10:44,621 --> 01:10:46,219
Anyways, let's get back
to dancing!
1271
01:10:46,221 --> 01:10:47,355
Cool.
1272
01:10:51,554 --> 01:10:54,019
Dad? You have to talk
to Ericka.
1273
01:10:54,021 --> 01:10:55,520
- What?
- I know.
1274
01:10:55,522 --> 01:10:56,952
I know what I said before,
1275
01:10:56,954 --> 01:10:59,786
but maybe I overreacted
a teensy bit.
1276
01:10:59,788 --> 01:11:02,019
It's just the thought
of losing you.
1277
01:11:02,021 --> 01:11:05,186
What? What are you talking
about, losing me?
1278
01:11:05,188 --> 01:11:07,353
Well, obviously,
after you get married,
1279
01:11:07,355 --> 01:11:09,186
you're gonna live on the ship
and travel around the world...
1280
01:11:09,188 --> 01:11:11,819
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Slow down, Mavis.
1281
01:11:11,821 --> 01:11:14,253
There are two things
I can promise you.
1282
01:11:14,255 --> 01:11:19,886
One, nothing can ever take me
from you and all my family.
1283
01:11:19,888 --> 01:11:23,021
Two, I will never live
on a boat.
1284
01:11:25,654 --> 01:11:28,219
You're my cute
little tarantula.
1285
01:11:28,221 --> 01:11:30,386
How could I ever leave you?
1286
01:11:30,388 --> 01:11:32,386
Now, seriously,
go talk to her.
1287
01:11:32,388 --> 01:11:34,652
I can't. You heard
what she said,
1288
01:11:34,654 --> 01:11:37,520
she could never be
with someone like me.
1289
01:11:37,522 --> 01:11:39,685
No, Dad.
You're just a half,
1290
01:11:39,687 --> 01:11:43,319
and you have to follow your destiny
to find an infinite whole.
1291
01:11:43,321 --> 01:11:45,386
You sound like Johnny.
1292
01:11:45,388 --> 01:11:47,986
Point is,
you can't deny a Zing.
1293
01:11:47,988 --> 01:11:50,552
Monster, human, unicorn...
1294
01:11:50,554 --> 01:11:51,754
It doesn't matter.
1295
01:11:52,621 --> 01:11:54,721
So go to her! Now!
1296
01:11:56,388 --> 01:11:57,852
Okay. I'm on it.
1297
01:11:57,854 --> 01:11:59,486
(MUSIC STOPS)
1298
01:11:59,488 --> 01:12:00,886
DJ: Hey, man, you're
not allowed up here.
1299
01:12:00,888 --> 01:12:03,520
The DJ booth is a sacred space.
(SCREAMS)
1300
01:12:03,522 --> 01:12:04,754
- (THUDS)
- (DJ GROANS)
1301
01:12:06,654 --> 01:12:08,520
(ALL GASP)
1302
01:12:08,522 --> 01:12:10,520
(GROWLS, BARKING)
1303
01:12:10,522 --> 01:12:12,520
No. Tinkles, quiet.
1304
01:12:12,522 --> 01:12:13,986
Who is this?
1305
01:12:13,988 --> 01:12:18,886
Ha! I know you recognize me,
your greatest rival.
1306
01:12:18,888 --> 01:12:21,319
Hmm. Oh, right.
1307
01:12:21,321 --> 01:12:24,420
You own that Holiday Inn
down by the airport.
1308
01:12:24,422 --> 01:12:29,253
No! It is I,
Abraham Van Helsing.
1309
01:12:29,255 --> 01:12:30,552
Van Helsing?
1310
01:12:30,554 --> 01:12:32,420
After all these years?
1311
01:12:32,422 --> 01:12:34,255
You look awful.
1312
01:12:35,554 --> 01:12:38,520
Always with the quick insults.
1313
01:12:38,522 --> 01:12:40,919
Well, this will shut you up.
1314
01:12:40,921 --> 01:12:42,852
And all monsters.
1315
01:12:42,854 --> 01:12:46,852
Eh, huh? That's just Ericka's
family heirloom thingy.
1316
01:12:46,854 --> 01:12:49,520
(EVIL CHUCKLE)
Good one, Ericka.
1317
01:12:49,522 --> 01:12:50,786
Ericka?
1318
01:12:50,788 --> 01:12:52,353
You fool.
1319
01:12:52,355 --> 01:12:55,186
Not only is she
the ship's captain,
1320
01:12:55,188 --> 01:12:57,086
but she also happens
to be...
1321
01:12:57,088 --> 01:12:58,422
(SNICKERING)
1322
01:12:59,488 --> 01:13:01,721
Wait. You tell him.
1323
01:13:03,522 --> 01:13:06,088
I'm his great-granddaughter.
1324
01:13:07,522 --> 01:13:10,186
I'm Ericka Van Helsing.
1325
01:13:10,188 --> 01:13:13,186
(GASPS) I knew there was
something wrong with her.
1326
01:13:13,188 --> 01:13:14,552
But...
1327
01:13:14,554 --> 01:13:17,253
(STAMMERS)
See, what happened...
1328
01:13:17,255 --> 01:13:19,319
Now that we're all caught up,
1329
01:13:19,321 --> 01:13:22,086
let's get back to the dying.
1330
01:13:22,088 --> 01:13:27,585
Behold, the key to the demise
of all monsters.
1331
01:13:27,587 --> 01:13:28,587
(ALL GASP)
1332
01:13:30,388 --> 01:13:31,587
(ALL GASP)
1333
01:13:32,754 --> 01:13:34,255
(SCREAMS HYSTERICALLY)
1334
01:13:37,654 --> 01:13:38,719
(CRACKS KNUCKLES)
1335
01:13:38,721 --> 01:13:39,985
(GROANS)
1336
01:13:39,987 --> 01:13:41,353
Let's see.
1337
01:13:41,355 --> 01:13:43,886
Right... Okay.
1338
01:13:43,888 --> 01:13:46,488
(PLAYING ELECTRONIC,
SYNCOPATED RIFF)
1339
01:13:47,355 --> 01:13:49,186
Listen to the melody
1340
01:13:49,188 --> 01:13:50,921
of your destruction.
1341
01:13:54,554 --> 01:13:56,619
Ooh, what's this little
doodad do?
1342
01:13:56,621 --> 01:13:58,186
(TURNS UP BASS)
1343
01:13:58,188 --> 01:13:59,422
Yeah!
1344
01:14:07,888 --> 01:14:11,186
(SYNCOPATED RIFF CONTINUES
IN DISTANCE)
1345
01:14:11,188 --> 01:14:13,587
(EYES MATCHING
SYNCOPATED RHYTHM)
1346
01:14:16,754 --> 01:14:18,920
(DEEP RUMBLING)
1347
01:14:21,687 --> 01:14:24,055
Hey, look! It's the Kraken.
1348
01:14:26,321 --> 01:14:28,355
(ROARS)
1349
01:14:32,920 --> 01:14:33,920
(MUSIC STOPS)
1350
01:14:35,721 --> 01:14:38,852
- (RESUMES SYNCOPATED RIFF)
- (BABBLING ROAR)
1351
01:14:38,854 --> 01:14:40,020
Everybody out! Now!
1352
01:14:52,355 --> 01:14:54,719
We're trapped! Everybody back!
1353
01:14:54,721 --> 01:14:56,088
(PANICKED SCREAMS)
1354
01:14:57,455 --> 01:14:58,951
(BABBLING GROWL)
1355
01:14:58,953 --> 01:15:01,155
- (GRIFFIN GASPS)
- (YELLS)
1356
01:15:08,288 --> 01:15:09,654
(GROWLING)
1357
01:15:11,355 --> 01:15:12,453
(CACKLES)
1358
01:15:12,455 --> 01:15:14,155
(WINNIE SCREAMS)
1359
01:15:16,155 --> 01:15:18,055
- (TINKLES GROWLING)
- BOTH: Yay!
1360
01:15:19,887 --> 01:15:21,621
(ALL WHIMPERING)
1361
01:15:25,587 --> 01:15:27,053
Baby!
1362
01:15:27,055 --> 01:15:28,552
Papa!
1363
01:15:28,554 --> 01:15:30,020
(SQUEAKY GRUNTING)
1364
01:15:38,920 --> 01:15:40,621
This has to stop now!
1365
01:15:41,821 --> 01:15:42,885
Drac, no!
1366
01:15:42,887 --> 01:15:43,887
Ah!
1367
01:15:45,221 --> 01:15:46,221
(YELLS)
1368
01:15:47,221 --> 01:15:48,422
(STRAINED GRUNTING)
1369
01:15:55,687 --> 01:15:56,786
(SCREAMS)
1370
01:15:56,788 --> 01:15:58,018
Dad!
1371
01:15:58,020 --> 01:15:59,386
(GRUNTS)
1372
01:15:59,388 --> 01:16:00,885
Mavis!
1373
01:16:00,887 --> 01:16:03,820
Time for the immortal Dracula
to die.
1374
01:16:05,554 --> 01:16:07,754
(PLAYING DRAMATIC
ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
1375
01:16:14,654 --> 01:16:15,719
Dad!
1376
01:16:15,721 --> 01:16:17,587
(STRAINED YELLING)
1377
01:16:22,155 --> 01:16:23,121
No!
1378
01:16:24,554 --> 01:16:25,621
Ericka!
1379
01:16:26,721 --> 01:16:28,121
(GRUNTING)
1380
01:16:29,887 --> 01:16:31,486
Bob! Help!
1381
01:16:31,488 --> 01:16:32,455
Huh?
1382
01:16:35,721 --> 01:16:36,885
Tinkles?
1383
01:16:36,887 --> 01:16:38,520
Dennis.
1384
01:16:38,522 --> 01:16:40,719
Oh, no.
Bob is Tinkles?
1385
01:16:40,721 --> 01:16:42,219
How did he get here?
1386
01:16:42,221 --> 01:16:44,121
But thank goodness he did,
'cause look!
1387
01:16:50,020 --> 01:16:51,887
(THE KRAKEN GROWLING)
1388
01:17:02,721 --> 01:17:04,155
(BELLOWING)
1389
01:17:25,088 --> 01:17:26,420
You can't do this!
1390
01:17:26,422 --> 01:17:28,221
You're wrong
about monsters!
1391
01:17:29,422 --> 01:17:32,386
Dracula... He saved my life.
1392
01:17:32,388 --> 01:17:33,552
What?
1393
01:17:33,554 --> 01:17:35,420
I'm so sorry, Drac.
1394
01:17:35,422 --> 01:17:37,751
I was trying to kill you
this whole time,
1395
01:17:37,753 --> 01:17:40,486
but then I realized
how wrong I was.
1396
01:17:40,488 --> 01:17:42,522
How wrong all of this is.
1397
01:17:43,887 --> 01:17:45,718
And then I...
1398
01:17:45,720 --> 01:17:46,787
I Zinged.
1399
01:17:48,321 --> 01:17:50,219
"Zing"? What's a Zing?
1400
01:17:50,221 --> 01:17:51,552
It's a monster thing.
1401
01:17:51,554 --> 01:17:53,319
You wouldn't understand.
1402
01:17:53,321 --> 01:17:55,751
It's like true love.
1403
01:17:55,753 --> 01:17:56,885
Love?
1404
01:17:56,887 --> 01:17:58,088
(GROWLING)
1405
01:18:00,355 --> 01:18:03,053
Well, I guess the legacy
ends with me.
1406
01:18:03,055 --> 01:18:04,985
Hmm, that's an awkward ending.
(CHUCKLES)
1407
01:18:04,987 --> 01:18:06,086
ERICKA: Nope!
1408
01:18:06,088 --> 01:18:08,753
It's time to start
a new legacy.
1409
01:18:09,820 --> 01:18:12,388
A monster-human legacy.
1410
01:18:13,488 --> 01:18:14,885
No!
1411
01:18:14,887 --> 01:18:16,720
(PLAYING POUNDING DANCE BEAT)
1412
01:18:21,188 --> 01:18:25,119
Drac! Van Helsing's beats are
controlling the giant octopus thingy.
1413
01:18:25,121 --> 01:18:29,119
If there's one thing I hate,
it's an evil DJ.
1414
01:18:29,121 --> 01:18:31,753
We need positive energy!
1415
01:18:38,188 --> 01:18:41,651
Get ready for a DJ battle!
1416
01:18:41,653 --> 01:18:44,319
You just carry all that
stuff around with you?
1417
01:18:44,321 --> 01:18:47,552
Once a bar mitzvah DJ,
always a bar mitzvah DJ.
1418
01:18:47,554 --> 01:18:51,386
We're gonna use good music
to defeat his evil music.
1419
01:18:51,388 --> 01:18:53,951
- What?
- Trust me, I know the tunes,
1420
01:18:53,953 --> 01:18:55,818
but you've got the power.
1421
01:18:55,820 --> 01:18:57,851
All right. Okay.
1422
01:18:57,853 --> 01:19:01,186
Opening song needs to
be off the shizak.
1423
01:19:01,188 --> 01:19:03,321
Ooh, got it. Play this!
(GIGGLES)
1424
01:19:04,787 --> 01:19:06,818
(GOOD VIBRATIONS PLAYING)
1425
01:19:06,820 --> 01:19:08,885
d I'm picking up
good vibrations
1426
01:19:08,887 --> 01:19:09,985
(WHOOPING)
1427
01:19:09,987 --> 01:19:12,684
d She's giving me excitations
1428
01:19:12,686 --> 01:19:15,053
- d Good
- d I'm picking up
1429
01:19:15,055 --> 01:19:16,785
d Good vibrations
1430
01:19:16,787 --> 01:19:18,386
d She's giving me
1431
01:19:18,388 --> 01:19:19,851
d Excitations
1432
01:19:19,853 --> 01:19:21,651
d Good, good, good
1433
01:19:21,653 --> 01:19:23,119
- d Good vibrations
- (ALL CHEERING)
1434
01:19:23,121 --> 01:19:24,353
d She's giving me...
1435
01:19:24,355 --> 01:19:26,186
What is that noise?
1436
01:19:26,188 --> 01:19:28,985
d I'm picking up
good vibrations
1437
01:19:28,987 --> 01:19:30,651
d She's giving me
excitations
1438
01:19:30,653 --> 01:19:32,153
Wow! I like this one.
1439
01:19:32,155 --> 01:19:33,918
This feels good.
1440
01:19:33,920 --> 01:19:36,018
- d Good vibrations d
- (LAUGHING)
1441
01:19:36,020 --> 01:19:38,053
The fool.
1442
01:19:38,055 --> 01:19:40,188
- (GOOD VIBRATIONS FADES)
- (PLAYING POUNDING DANCE BEAT)
1443
01:19:59,196 --> 01:20:01,363
- (BABBLING)
- (ALL SCREAMING)
1444
01:20:04,030 --> 01:20:05,030
(GASPS)
1445
01:20:17,296 --> 01:20:20,028
Whoa! His music
is too powerful!
1446
01:20:20,030 --> 01:20:22,461
We're gonna need something
even more positive.
1447
01:20:22,463 --> 01:20:23,529
Now, Drac!
1448
01:20:25,695 --> 01:20:27,928
(INTRO TO DON'T WORRY,
BE HAPPY PLAYING)
1449
01:20:32,063 --> 01:20:33,862
d So don't worry
1450
01:20:35,463 --> 01:20:36,726
d Be happy
1451
01:20:36,728 --> 01:20:38,061
d Don't worry
1452
01:20:38,063 --> 01:20:40,659
- Really?
- It has a nice message.
1453
01:20:40,661 --> 01:20:44,361
d Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh
1454
01:20:44,363 --> 01:20:45,960
d Don't worry
1455
01:20:45,962 --> 01:20:47,593
d Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh
1456
01:20:47,595 --> 01:20:48,993
d Be happy
1457
01:20:48,995 --> 01:20:50,593
d Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh... d
1458
01:20:50,595 --> 01:20:53,294
I've had enough
of this nonsense!
1459
01:20:53,296 --> 01:20:55,795
(PLAYING POUNDING,
SYNCOPATED RIFF)
1460
01:20:56,497 --> 01:20:57,962
(LOW GROWL)
1461
01:21:02,928 --> 01:21:04,363
(RUMBLING)
1462
01:21:08,363 --> 01:21:10,593
(ALL SCREAMING)
1463
01:21:10,595 --> 01:21:13,230
(SYNCOPATED RIFF CONTINUES)
1464
01:21:13,995 --> 01:21:16,161
(GROWLING)
1465
01:21:16,163 --> 01:21:19,294
Johnny, we need
the most brain-dominating,
1466
01:21:19,296 --> 01:21:22,860
toe-tappinating song in the
history of all the universe.
1467
01:21:22,862 --> 01:21:24,130
(GROWLING)
1468
01:21:26,463 --> 01:21:28,962
JONATHAN: Come on.
Where is it?
1469
01:21:31,163 --> 01:21:33,194
I don't know!
1470
01:21:33,196 --> 01:21:34,993
There's too many choices.
1471
01:21:34,995 --> 01:21:37,860
(ELECTRONIC,
SYNCOPATED RIFF CONTINUES)
1472
01:21:37,862 --> 01:21:39,659
No, wait!
1473
01:21:39,661 --> 01:21:42,296
This is it.
1474
01:21:45,096 --> 01:21:46,494
(SYNCOPATED RIFF STOPS)
1475
01:21:46,496 --> 01:21:49,728
(INTRO TO MACARENA
PLAYING FAINTLY)
1476
01:21:54,995 --> 01:21:56,693
What the...
1477
01:21:56,695 --> 01:21:58,728
(MUSIC GROWING LOUDER)
1478
01:22:10,862 --> 01:22:12,695
Boy, that stinks.
1479
01:22:18,895 --> 01:22:21,294
It's working!
1480
01:22:21,296 --> 01:22:23,363
(MACARENA CONTINUES)
1481
01:22:27,995 --> 01:22:32,960
Hey, Johnny's corny music
is defeating the evil music.
1482
01:22:32,962 --> 01:22:34,494
I kind of like it.
1483
01:22:34,496 --> 01:22:36,163
WITCHES: Ooh!
1484
01:22:39,363 --> 01:22:40,928
(VLAD SINGS ALONG)
1485
01:22:42,528 --> 01:22:44,361
(SCREAMS)
1486
01:22:44,363 --> 01:22:45,762
- (MACARENA CONTINUES)
- (PLAYING SYNCOPATED RIFF)
1487
01:22:47,862 --> 01:22:49,962
(MACARENA DROWNING OUT
SYNCOPATED RIFF)
1488
01:22:52,263 --> 01:22:54,528
(DANCING TO THE TUNE
OF MACARENA)
1489
01:22:56,762 --> 01:22:58,960
No!
1490
01:22:58,962 --> 01:23:01,196
- (MACARENA BEAT CONTINUES)
- (HAPPY SHOUTS)
1491
01:23:18,628 --> 01:23:21,161
Argh! Ahhh! Whoo!
1492
01:23:21,163 --> 01:23:24,196
I'm a slave to the rhythm!
1493
01:23:26,030 --> 01:23:29,360
(SCREAMING ALONG TO MACARENA)
1494
01:23:29,362 --> 01:23:30,460
(SONG STOPS)
1495
01:23:30,462 --> 01:23:31,462
No!
1496
01:23:33,928 --> 01:23:35,826
Drac, what are you doing?
1497
01:23:35,828 --> 01:23:37,695
You got to be greater
than the haters!
1498
01:23:38,496 --> 01:23:40,862
(SCREAMING)
1499
01:23:41,862 --> 01:23:43,528
- (WINGS FLAPPING)
- Huh?
1500
01:23:53,695 --> 01:23:54,793
Why?
1501
01:23:54,795 --> 01:23:57,659
Why, after everything,
1502
01:23:57,661 --> 01:23:59,826
would you save my life?
1503
01:23:59,828 --> 01:24:03,360
Because basically
we are all the same.
1504
01:24:03,362 --> 01:24:06,726
Claws or hands, two eyes
or three eyes.
1505
01:24:06,728 --> 01:24:08,793
- Green skin.
- No skin.
1506
01:24:08,795 --> 01:24:10,294
- Prickly.
- Brainy.
1507
01:24:10,296 --> 01:24:11,263
(BARKS)
1508
01:24:13,296 --> 01:24:15,230
(STAMMERS SOFTLY)
1509
01:24:15,995 --> 01:24:17,362
I'm sorry.
1510
01:24:19,063 --> 01:24:20,496
(MUFFLED YELLING)
1511
01:24:24,196 --> 01:24:26,293
Ew. (EXHALES)
1512
01:24:26,295 --> 01:24:28,362
You are amazing.
1513
01:24:39,163 --> 01:24:41,595
Look at me, Dennis.
Look at me.
1514
01:24:42,995 --> 01:24:45,693
Come on,
you can't deny it.
1515
01:24:45,695 --> 01:24:47,762
No! I'm too young
to Zing!
1516
01:24:52,728 --> 01:24:54,926
Well, I feel
kind of silly now.
1517
01:24:54,928 --> 01:24:58,760
Heh. For decades
I have hunted your kind,
1518
01:24:58,762 --> 01:25:00,494
persecuted you.
1519
01:25:00,496 --> 01:25:02,030
(DISGRUNTLED CHATTER)
1520
01:25:03,528 --> 01:25:06,528
The only thing I can do
to make it up to you is
1521
01:25:07,828 --> 01:25:09,194
give you
1522
01:25:09,196 --> 01:25:10,526
(STAMMERS)
1523
01:25:10,528 --> 01:25:12,526
a 30% refund.
1524
01:25:12,528 --> 01:25:14,828
- (ANGRY CHATTER)
- Preposterous!
1525
01:25:16,362 --> 01:25:18,161
Oh, all right.
1526
01:25:18,163 --> 01:25:19,427
Full refund.
1527
01:25:19,429 --> 01:25:21,396
(ALL CHEERING)
1528
01:25:30,362 --> 01:25:33,028
(TIRED GROANS AND CHATTER)
1529
01:25:33,030 --> 01:25:35,028
(PANTING)
1530
01:25:35,030 --> 01:25:36,030
(SCREECHING)
1531
01:25:40,096 --> 01:25:41,628
(SNIFFING)
1532
01:25:43,695 --> 01:25:45,926
- (GROWLING)
- (HIGH-PITCHED YIPPING)
1533
01:25:45,928 --> 01:25:47,063
(TINKLES YIPPING)
1534
01:25:47,962 --> 01:25:49,860
(PUPPIES BARKING)
1535
01:25:49,862 --> 01:25:52,793
GRIFFIN: Wayne, Wanda,
what happened to you guys?
1536
01:25:52,795 --> 01:25:55,460
CRYSTAL: Yeah, we, like,
hardly saw you on the cruise.
1537
01:25:55,462 --> 01:25:57,626
Yeah, I know.
1538
01:25:57,628 --> 01:25:59,659
We got tranquilized and spent most
of the trip locked in a closet.
1539
01:25:59,661 --> 01:26:02,496
(SIGHS) We're gonna book it
again for the holidays.
1540
01:26:08,496 --> 01:26:09,860
Hi. Checking in?
1541
01:26:09,862 --> 01:26:11,893
Yes. Thank you.
1542
01:26:11,895 --> 01:26:13,862
- Great. I have a room all ready for you.
- (ERICKA AND DRACULA GIGGLING)
1543
01:26:15,528 --> 01:26:17,860
Hey, buddy, would you mind?
1544
01:26:17,862 --> 01:26:18,995
- Sure thing, pal.
- (ERICKA LAUGHS)
1545
01:26:22,995 --> 01:26:23,995
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
1546
01:26:27,795 --> 01:26:29,429
(DRACULA GIGGLING)
1547
01:26:33,163 --> 01:26:35,193
(LAUGHING)
1548
01:26:35,195 --> 01:26:39,028
Okay, what's going on,
sneaky pants?
1549
01:26:39,030 --> 01:26:40,993
Oh, nothing.
1550
01:26:40,995 --> 01:26:44,928
It's just, I wanted to make
sure nobody would bother us.
1551
01:26:45,728 --> 01:26:47,526
Oh! Why?
1552
01:26:47,528 --> 01:26:50,028
Are you going to suck-a my blood?
Bleh, bleh-bleh.
1553
01:26:50,030 --> 01:26:51,329
(CHUCKLES)
1554
01:26:51,962 --> 01:26:53,726
No.
1555
01:26:53,728 --> 01:26:56,526
I was going to ask you
1556
01:26:56,528 --> 01:26:58,130
if you would marry me.
1557
01:26:59,362 --> 01:27:00,960
(INQUISITIVE GRUNT)
1558
01:27:00,962 --> 01:27:02,195
(GASPS)
1559
01:27:03,162 --> 01:27:05,327
Well? What do you say?
1560
01:27:05,329 --> 01:27:06,728
Will you marry me?
1561
01:27:10,496 --> 01:27:12,661
(STAMMERS) I... I...
1562
01:27:13,595 --> 01:27:15,063
Woobee deeba doobee?
1563
01:27:16,995 --> 01:27:18,129
Wha...
1564
01:27:20,362 --> 01:27:22,728
I mean, I...
woobee doobeedee?
1565
01:27:25,362 --> 01:27:26,760
(GROANS)
1566
01:27:26,762 --> 01:27:28,462
MONSTERS: What did she say?
1567
01:27:29,695 --> 01:27:31,628
Uh... I'm not sure.
1568
01:27:34,862 --> 01:27:36,293
Yes!
1569
01:27:36,295 --> 01:27:37,295
(GASPS)
1570
01:27:39,030 --> 01:27:40,728
Whee!
1571
01:27:44,295 --> 01:27:46,327
(CHEERING, WHOOPING)
1572
01:27:46,329 --> 01:27:47,995
- d I see love
- (GREMLIN CACKLING)
1573
01:27:49,329 --> 01:27:50,427
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1574
01:27:50,429 --> 01:27:53,427
d I see love around me
1575
01:27:53,429 --> 01:27:54,485
d From a ri...
1576
01:27:54,487 --> 01:27:59,487
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01:28:02,487 --> 01:28:06,487
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