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- Whoa! - Argh!

Are you crazy? You could have hurt yourself.

- So, what's your name? - Milena. What's yours?

- Urfin. - You wanna see something?

Whoa! You wanna trade for it?

I have a bug? Or a cool pen? Or...

Don't worry, Urfin.

I can just give it to you, OK?

No, I don't want it. Hmph!

Your music's just horrible!

Can't you be quiet instead of frolicking all the time?

Huh? I'm just so... tired.

Just you wait! I'll show you darned munchkins!

Huh?

Hmm.

What are those?

Wait! Weeds? Weeds?! Are you kidding me?

Whoa!

I don't think so, weeds.

Ugh.

Oh!

Argh!

Argh!

Dang!

Hmm.

Huh?

Alright, that's that! Even super weeds burn.

Huh!

Ow!

Huh?

That's different. Alright.

Ha!

He's our master and this is how you treat him? Huh?

So, master, now what?

Argh!

Look at what you've done to that poor man.

Would you like me to punish him, boss?

That isn't necessary.

Well, maybe just a time-out

and he can think about his behavior for a little while.

That's all he gets?

Maybe you need a time-out as well!

- Wha? - Wargh!

Come on, you heard me. Get going.

What is happening?

The ash.

Life-giving magic powder.

After all... all of this time,

I have real power.

Now what do I do with it for me?

Thank you, creepy walking rug. I've always wanted a butler.

What you need are soldiers, not servants.

Who do you think you are?

Maybe what the master needs is one less big mouth.

Just a minute.

What did you say?

I said you should be making soldiers...

one, two... to fight for you.

Hmm. Interesting. And I would use them to what?

If you made yourself a hundred soldiers...

- You know what I think? - What?

You could take control of the Emerald City.

What are you, brainless? I'd be up against Scarecrow the Wise.

Humph! So he's wise? What's wisdom next to power?

Once you get your hands on what he's hiding,

you'll be great AND terrible.

Terrible?

Gingema, the Witch of the East,

her spell book's locked up in the Emerald City.

Oh! Gingema. Her book.

- Scarecrow's got it. - Yes.

Hmm.

The great and terrible Urfin Jus.

Ha! That sounds swell.

But before the Emerald City, the munchkins.

I'll have my revenge.

Well, yeah, they never invited you

to their dopey parties, right?

Not even one!

You'll teach them a lesson or two!

I'll make them pay!

And then we'll capture the Emerald City!

And then all of Oz!

Thanks.

Now, hurry up, rug.

Hey there, handsome.

No, you did not!

That was quite a right cross.

Yeah, he's really strong.

Alright, enough nonsense. To work.

It is I, Urfin the Wizard,

with the mighty army I brought to life.

And from now on, I will be your...

- Help? - Big fat boss.

Ahem. Big fat boss.

All of you will do whatever I say, now and always.

I own you, I own everything.

Got that?

If you have a question, you do not have a question.

Do you have a question?

Exactly! And if you have a complaint, no, you don't!

And enough already with the bells!

I'm going mad from the tinkling.

Guard Row! You heard what the big fat boss said!

If they tinkle, arrest them.

- Sir. - Army, march!

To the Emerald City!

Alright, troops, on my order!

About turn! Forward march!

We have to warn Scarecrow.

We need Dorothy.

- Who? - The silver slipper girl.

Ha! Dream on. Dorothy would barely remember you.

She'll be old by now.

Time passes differently there. I'm off to warn the Scarecrow.

- 'Bye, Dorothy. - Goodbye.

Hello, Grandma!

- Hello, dear. - I'm home now.

We're having pumpkin soup for supper.

- Wash your hands. - I washed them already.

You wiped them on your pants.

- Now wash them with soap. - OK, Grandma.

Huh?

That's enough now.

And anyway, dogs aren't allowed in Grandma's room.

You know she can see through walls, buddy.

What is up with you?

Let's see.

Wow. These look like...

Aha, Grandma must be playing a trick on me.

Dorothy, what are you doing up there?

Grandma, this is a trick, right?

No tricks. Supper's ready.

Hmm. So where's the battery?

- Yap! - Oh, Toto.

How cool is this?

If this was a fairytale, we could just "whoosh"

and we're in the Land of Oz.

You know, when they light up, you can be transported.

That's what Grandma said in her stories when I was little. Oh!

Wouldn't it be great if it was a reality?

Sure. Click, click, click!

Hmm. Alright, let's go eat.

- Hurray! - Huh?

You can talk?

Of course I can talk.

Everything your grandmother told you is true.

This can't be real. The slippers work.

- We're in the Land of Oz? - See?

And you thought it was just a story. Do you believe it now?

- We are in a fairytale. - Wait, but what about Grandma?

And my parents will be home soon.

Don't worry.

No-one will even know we're gone.

We'll go back to the same moment we disappeared.

- Come on. - It's true.

Time moves completely differently in here.

Remember what Grandma said?

That's right. So you're suggesting?

Of course, it's the Land of Oz,

where everything is beyond your wildest imagination.

Hmm, I see your point. So where do we begin?

Wow, cool. You look like a cowboy.

Really? Vintage things have always looked good on me.

Ten hup! Why do I hear bells?

- Wow, is this a soldier? - Looks like it's made of wood.

That's not very cutting-edge.

Look at that! It's jammed.

Anyone who jingles goes to prison.

You're all so strict here.

Look, more!

Oh, I see, they react to sound.

Come on, jingle the hat!

It IS the jingle. Let's mess with them.

- OK. - Move out, men!

Dorothy!

- Hey. - Pass it to me!

- Jingle, jingle. - Stop that jingle!

Huh?

On your feet, men. Let's go!

Get the dog!

Whoo-hoo! I'm flying up here!

What do you think about that?

Yeah! Toto and Dorothy for the win!

- Yeah! - Oh! Oh! Hey! Come on.

The Fairy of the Silver Slippers is happy to help.

She came back. It's Dorothy!

Toto, I think they think that I'm Grandma.

That's good. Look how truly happy they are.

You bet we're happy. You saved us!

Sweet Dorothy, you saved us

from the soldiers of the Wicked Wizard Urfin.

Thank you, Dorothy. They were so mean.

They wouldn't let us jingle our bells.

So now I bet you're gonna go free Emerald City, right?

Er, whoa!

Oh, so you have a little war going on?

- Someone need some roughing up? - Oh, yeah, yeah.

That's right. Go get 'em!

That's not a problem. Ha! We'll go right this minute.

- Are you sure? - How cool is this?

All your school mates will die from jealousy when they hear.

Uh, is it a big city? Is there a bus or something?

- What does she mean? - What now?

Oh, I see.

You can't miss it.

All you do is follow the Yellow Brick Road.

Well, then, let's go!

Hooray, hooray, hooray!

Look, the road is really made of yellow brick.

Everything is exactly

like Granny said it would be, isn't it?

- Those munchkins are funny. - I liked the little one.

Dorothy! Dorothy, wait!

Dorothy, my name is Milena. Please, here.

I'd like you to give it to him,

if you should meet him, of course.

I think it's dear to him

and I never had the chance to give it to him.

- Give it to who? - Urfin.

Listen, Toto, I know you think this is a game.

- But lying is bad. - What do you mean?

We should have told them I'm not the same Dorothy.

It's not nice to trick them.

Oh, come on, it's no big deal.

And this way we get to see Emerald City

and tell Scarecrow Grandma says hi.

- Argh! - Ouch!

Why aren't you old? Wait just a poppy-pickin' minute.

You're not THAT Dorothy.

What are you, her granddaughter or something?

Ah, who cares? I'm just glad you're here.

Who's the rat?

- Rat? - That's my dog.

Of course you're not a rat.

- You going to the Emerald City? - Yeah.

Then Urfin's really done for!

Scarecrow asked me to ask the Tin Man for his help

and you can ask the Lion to pitch in

on your way to the Emerald City.

I'll tell the Lion to expect you.

So who's this Urfin person?

Do you think he could be a real evil guy or something?

Oh, please! A bad guy would spice things up here.

Every good game has a boss level,

and then you defeat him and win the game.

- And if we lose? - We won't.

We've got the Tin Man and he's worth a whole army.

Hmm.

Combined gross income exceeds expenditure

and our economy is 24 and 13-15ths of a per cent

robuster than the last quarter.

Exchange rates have excellently changed.

We've installed more gauges for mortgages

and property values are properly valued.

As is preferable, our profits are profitable

and at least we're losing less from our losses.

Bowling scores have gone way up

and mini golf scores have gone way down.

And the price of candy and ice-cream

has dropped to nothing.

So, in conclusion, our economy

has once again proven to be an 'ecanomy'.

I got this.

Thanks, Your Highness.

Well done.

Aren't you clever, fixing a cart?

Well, yeah, a good king

should be able to fix everything, right?

- Don't you think? - Ha! "Fix everything"?

Emerald City is under attack,

about to fall, and you're changing tyres.

- What do you mean? - It's bad.

Get your metal carcass over there.

Right now. I must leave.

Someone bring me my axe.

Your Highness, we have yet to discuss the surplus deficit.

Oh, this must be the Lilac Forest.

Ha! There are sabre-toothed tigers in there, very dangerous.

"Sabre-toothed tigers"?

Toto, maybe we should find another way.

You're scared. I'm joking, I'm joking.

We're not afraid of any tigers.

We can fight them off single-handed.

More importantly, the brave lion lives here.

We'll take him with us and be unstoppable.

I loved when Grandma used to talk about him.

The way he was shaking with fear at first.

And then boom! He's full of courage.

With him on our side, we'll definitely beat that Urfin.

I like spontaneous people. I'm like that myself.

We march intrepidly forward.

Tigers tremble before us. Run, Urfin, run!

The canine warrior is hot on your trail. Too-too!

Argh!

Poor Toto. Are you OK?

- You've gotta be careful. - I'm fine, I'm fine.

Oh, buddy. Look at that!

"Traveller, get a move on.

"Here round the corner, your wishes will come true."

- Oh. - See? Didn't I tell you?

This IS the real Land of Oz.

- It's like a bonus level. - Bonus?

Of course. Is this cool or what? We can make any wish right now.

- Come on, make a wish. - Yeah?

No, not that one.

I don't want that.

Something, hmm... Of course!

I have that test coming up at school.

But, no, I should study for that on my own.

Oh! I know what I'm gonna wish for. And you?

Yeah. It's a secret.

That's not fair. I'll tell you mine.

And I picked...

- Just spill it. - A bowl of pumpkin soup!

You like pumpkin soup?

Yes. What's the big deal? You don't understand us dogs.

I'm actually a vegetarian.

Almost. OK, let's go get our wishes.

- Let's go! - Forward march!

Pumpkin soup, pumpkin soup.

Pump, pump, pump, pump, pumpkin soup.

Arrr!

Ohh!

I am the one that you're looking for.

I'm the one who grants wishes. But not yours, mine.

Whoa!

Ahh!

Anything?

Nothing yet, Your Majesty.

What could be keeping them?

Alright, let's go through it again.

They finally arrive and then?

Hmm.

And then?

It's trumpet time.

Quiet! What do you think you're doing?

You said to go through it.

No, I just wanted to check that you remembered everything.

Alright, fireflies, are you ready?

Great. Now turn your bottoms back off.

Very nice. Alright, we're ready.

The crown! Where's the crown?

There you are.

I remind you, we have to make it clear to Dorothy and Toto

that my entire kingdom welcomes them and loves them.

Eh, see them yet?

Should we practise again? No, we're ready.

Make me proud, everyone. Where's my... Oh, there you are.

There he is. Yikes!

Well, the crow was right.

Let's just surrender to him... he looks pretty nice.

Uh... uh, I was only joking.

Huh! No fangs, no claws.

He's not so scary. Just straw, right?

Uh-huh.

Scarecrow! I am the powerful and great wizard Urfin Jus!

I'm very, very terrible!

I brought this army to life!

Now surrender or suffer.

He isn't nice.

Never! We will defend ourselves!

- General, I must have this city. - Sir!

- Time to charge. - Wooden army, charge!

Ugh!

- It's locked. - It's locked.

- It's locked. - Hey, General!

Ahh! Just scale the wall already!

Ahh!

Scarecrow, they're too many! We can't win!

Think, think, think. Just think, think, think.

Fire!

Fire? That's it, fire!

They're made of wood! Thanks, brain.

Got a light?

Here.

Oh? Ohh!

- Ohh! - Ohh.

Get back, blockheads!

Don't touch each other, you're on fire!

This isn't over yet, but they do burn well.

General! Water!

Oh! Huh! Ahh!

Not me, twig brain, the soldiers!

So happy lucky that I bumped into you.

I was waiting forever.

Then I was just inspired by that whole wishes routine.

Wasn't that big-brainy of me?

I sort of wanted it to be a poem

but I couldn't thinky-think a good rhyme.

- Ahh! - I had, "You and your wishes."

"Will taste just delicious." Come on, it writes itself.

I'm guessing that you're an ogre?

Yeah. As real as they come.

Look, my mom has probably already called Magic 911.

There are elf cops and fairy firemen on the way.

- It's... Huh? - Ah!

I make a fairy elf casserole.

So delicate but surprisingly filling.

The wings do tend to stick in the teeth.

Listen, if you don't let her go this instant,

you're gonna regret messing with us.

Don't you know who she is?

No. Is who?

The Fairy of the Silver Slippers.

- Hmm! - Get out!

She is! Now do you see?

Uh?

A fairy! That's so great.

Fairies taste so much better than humans.

This is getting weird.

What could be keeping them?

It's possible the ogre caught them.

Ogre?! Ohh...

Or I guess THEY could have caught HIM.

His wish sign is up in the forest again.

What? It is? And no-one told me?

Ohh!

Fabulous. Hmm.

Dune peppers. The sauce is everything.

A fairy with disappointing sauce

is like an ogre wedding without a body count.

Oh! Speaking of sauce,

I once managed to catch this saucy, saucy Sixpaw.

Feisty thing. Smelled like toe jam.

And when I told him I was gonna eat him...

Oh, the bouillon!

Oh, thank goodness. It's just fine.

It's almost time to marinade...

...my scrumptious little fairy.

Ohh! Oh...

Oww!

Marinade this!

Oh, nice!

Hit him one more time!

Ogre!

Dorothy! My dear friend, are you alright? Monster!

Didn't I tell you?

- Even the lion's got our back. - Toto!

And you tried to eat my special friends.

You know the punishment for this.

That's right!

You brought this on yourself!

Ahh!

I wanted to talk to her, that's all.

Oh, I wasn't ever really gonna eat her,

I was just trying to make a practical joke.

It was funny! Agreement, ashmeement. Bureaucrat!

- Hello, ogre. - Mama.

You want your mummy, eh? Hmm.

Ahh! Ugh!

- And where is His Majesty? - He isn't here.

What do you want to do?

Go home. Duh.

Toto! Dorothy! I'm so glad to see you.

Just don't look down, alright?

But if you did already, uh... is it far?

No, don't tell me.

I've got the courage to handle anything, of course.

Except for heights and maybe the dark. Sad lion here.

There's something here. Just hold on.

How far down? Like, a mile? Two miles?

Bottomless pit?

Oh, courage time.

Ohh!

No sweat, nothing to fear.

Uh?

Now, that's using your head, Lion, and your tail.

Oh...

Okey-dokey, that went pretty well.

Well, alright!

We did it ourselves.

Well done us!

We alarmed the Tin Man for nothing.

Uhh! Ahh!

Ahh!

Ruf Bilan? Goodness, what is this?

Look at you. An old sack of straw that thinks he's a king.

Well, I'd rather have the great wizard Urfin Jus as my master

than some talking pile of garbage.

Yah!

Ahh!

Ohh!

Your Greatness! There he is, our inside goon!

The one who opened the big doors.

Well, then, come here. Relax.

Uhh! Oh.

You helped us out and I'll remember that.

I always remember my friends. Always.

Huh? Ugh!

- Traitor! - Ahh!

Look, it's the famously wise

and kind-hearted king, the Scarecrow.

If you're so wise, then you've already realised

that I'm here for Gingema's book.

Where is it?

I'll never tell where the book is.

Yeah?

Yes, you will. I promise.

Lock him up.

Good and simple people of Emerald City,

welcome the great and terrible wizard Urfin Jus,

for he has freed you

from the oppression of the wicked usurper Scarecrow.

Come and greet him!

I think your greatness overwhelms them.

They just aren't sure they can thank you enough.

Yeah, I'm sure. They can thank me tomorrow. They'd better.

They will, Your Highness. Of course!

The color scheme could be better.

Ahh. Do I look scarecrowy?

We should cover this with some diamonds.

Uh, we should call the city something new.

Hey, who asked you, huh?

- Master knows what he wants. - Wait, stop.

What was that you said? Again?

The city's name, change it?

You know, it ought to be called Urfinville.

You know, that's not bad.

Yeah.

Your Lordship! Just got a report.

There's some sort of metal man

approaching the city from somewhere.

That's not good. What is a metal man?

The Tin Man, Scarecrow's friend.

That was it, Tin Man.

I'm very sorry, my fault.

The Tin Man, huh? Who told you this?

Well, a little bird told it to one of my soldiers

who told it to another, who told it to another,

who told it to another, who told it to another,

who then came and found me and HE told me.

I'd like to outline my concerns.

Metal is stronger, much, than wood

and that could be a problem.

That's for sure. You're in big trouble.

Uhh!

- Your Lordship! She's the one! - Rarrr!

- The little bird! - Little bird, huh?

How's THIS for little?

Arrgh! Uh, ooh! Ohh!

You wooden dummy.

Right! Gather all the soldiers and...

Hey! Quiet, Clown.

You don't give the orders. I'm the one in charge.

Tin Man... he's friends with Scarecrow, right?

Ruf, bring me the Scarecrow's robes.

Clowny, I need paint and I need straw.

- Ugh! - Chillax, Lion, it's just light.

Shh! You hear it?

Hear what?

Like a chomping.

Yeah, chomping, yeah.

I didn't hear anything.

No? See, it could be a Sixpaw.

What's a Sixpaw?

Oh, they're just horrible monsters.

The Sixpaws are what dug this tunnel.

Then this cave is really a monster's lair?

- Ha ha! That's great! - No, it isn't.

Hey, don't be like that.

Isn't this cool? Now we've got some light.

- Where does this tunnel lead? - The Emerald City.

Dude, really?

- That is just awesome! - What is awesome?

Well, the Emerald City's where we need to go

if we're planning to defeat Urfin.

What? Do you mean... Has he captured the city?

You could say that.

But the Scarecrow is there. Isn't he?

Urfin's soldiers aren't exactly smart

so the Scarecrow's probably fine.

- I'm not so sure about that. - Yeah? What's he like, Urfin?

Bad guy. Nothing special. No need to worry.

Mmm. Scarecrow's my friend. I AM worried. Uh?

Duh! Where's my brain?

The answer's as plain as the slippers on your feet!

The silver slippers can defeat anyone.

With them, we can save Scarecrow! Charge!

- Wait, hang on, oh, uncharge. - Courage on the fritz again?

Hear that? Just listen, there's that chomping again.

There aren't any Sixpaws.

Or sevenpaws or eightpaws...

Listen.

Wow! They sing as well as glow!

Hashtag loving this cave.

Huh?

- Hear that? - Hmm?

Mm-hm.

Well, I suppose something may have happened.

Mmm. Yeah.

Hmm.

Now what should we do?

Let's go get lunch.

Now.

Hide!

I am out of shape.

Whew! Looks like we lost them.

Huh?

That's enough, tough dog.

Just be quiet. Look, there isn't anything there.

Why are you acting so tense? Aren't you having a good time?

No, I'm not having a good time at all.

- In fact, I think I'm done. - Dorothy, what's with you?

- We can't turn back. - I said I'm done.

Dorothy, what do you mean?

Lion, look, I'm sorry but the truth is the Dorothy you know,

see, I'm not her.

- That was my grandmother. - You're her granddaughter?

But that's Toto.

He's not that Toto either.

He's his great-great-grandson.

Girlfriend, you are such a party pooper.

If you don't mind, we'll just head home.

It's gotta be almost time for lunch.

We'll come back and visit again sometime. Thanks for everything.

- Umm... - Uh...

Something must be wrong.

Toto, the slippers aren't working.

That's good. Hey, this is a quest.

And heroes don't just poof back to Kansas. Come on!

Don't you see? Toto, this means we're really trapped here.

Maybe forever. Apart from Mom and Dad and Grandma.

- Ohh... - You act like it's a game.

Hey, check out this cave painting.

I think the slippers stopped working for a reason.

Maybe we can't leave until the quest is done.

I'm not sure, but I think this might be some kind of sign.

I guess it could be. Tin Man painted it to help us remember.

It's the day we'd crazy times.

We were being chased by Fangthers!

Hurry to the other side! Don't just stand there, let's jump!

- No, Scarecrow. - We won't make it.

Form a circle, everybody join hands.

Dorothy, recite a rhyme or something.

Uh, a rhyme? Which one?

I don't know, nursery rhyme, naughty limerick,

just pick something.

Umm, uhh...

Eeny meeny miny mo, catch a Fangther by the toe.

Everybody, join in!

Eeny meeny miny mo, catch a Fangther by the toe.

- Why are we doing this? - It's a magic spell.

Right, jump now!

Wow!

This is really my grandmother?

Yes, Scarecrow knew

the magic of spells doesn't come from the words,

it comes from whoever is saying them.

We're coming, Scarecrow.

Dorothy, we'll get you back to your family.

- Imposter Toto was right, this really is a sign. - Yes!

To remind us what we SHOULD be doing,

which is saving the Emerald City and then getting you home!

Hang on, I can't face Urfin.

Without the slippers' magic, we'll lose.

Not if we work together.

And don't forget, I'm the king of the forest!

We'll be fine.

Uh! Your Lordship!

We're too late! I saw the Tin Man coming.

Drama queen!

But he's going to destroy your army, sir.

- No, he's not. - But when he gets here, he'll...

Well, I think we'll be good friends.

Just you wait.

There.

Ohh!

- How's that? - It's uncanny!

He's perfect! I've seen some magic, but wow!

This is but a taste of our master's power.

Hmm.

- Tin Man! - Huh?

Welcome.

Scarecrow, you're alive!

I was so worried, my friend, my heart almost stopped.

Your heart? What is a heart, sir?

Always joking.

But tell me, what's been happening?

- The city's a mess. - Ahem!

Hello there, Your Majesty.

Might I accompany the two of you?

Hmm. Yeah.

Hang on. Wait for me.

But where are we going? I don't understand this.

Patience, Your Majesty.

- You are a king as well? - I am.

Scarecrow, who is this?

Me?

I'm the new city minister...

the Minister of Terrible Secrets and Great Mysteries.

Before you go inside, I must ask you to leave your axe here.

- Hmm? - Mm-hm.

Go right in.

Scarecrow!

Scarecrow! Scarecrow!

- What is the meaning of this? - Scram.

No...

Scarecrow, there's water everywhere.

Help... me.

You... know... I... rust, right?

So, forgot your oil can, huh?

That won't do.

Left, left, left.

Right, right, right.

Lefty. Lefty. Righty. Righty.

Lefty. Lefty. Righty. Righty.

♪ We are not the fastest

♪ And we're not the smartest

♪ Though we may not be the best

♪ Our heads are the hardest

♪ We are not the fastest

♪ And we're not the smartest

♪ Though we may not be the best... ♪

- Ready, men! - ♪ Our heads are the hardest. ♪

Left, right, halt!

- Hail, Your Lordship! Hurrah! - Hurrah!

His Lordship? That must be Urfin.

Keep practising, soldiers.

Sir! Forward march!

He's taken over the whole city?

We have to attack him and...

But how?

No. First we have to find Scarecrow.

We need to come up with a plan.

Right. Let's go.

Hmm.

I want Gingema's book. Where is it, straw man?

I'm not telling. That book is forbidden.

By the old rules.

- I make the rules here now. - You won't get away with this.

Wait until the Tin Man gets here.

You think your friend's coming to save you?

Right! He will.

I have great news.

- He's already come. - What?

Yeah, oh, he's just in the next cell.

Don't make me laugh. How would he end up there?

Someone helped me. Come in.

Oh.

Er...

What is this? Why is he wearing my robe?

Nobody but me is allowed to wear it.

What is this madness?

This guy looks like me.

Hi. What's your name?

- Take him away. - Hey, wait!

Can you tell me what a heart is?

The heart is where our stupidity comes from.

Now, buzz off.

As you've guessed, our friend there helped me out.

I created it using nothing but old straw.

I made it to trap the Tin Man, so he thinks you betrayed him.

You should have seen how sad he was.

It broke his heart.

It's up to you... either I get the book or I melt him down.

Which is it?

The witch's spell book is in the royal vault.

Here's the key.

Now take me to the Tin Man.

That wasn't part of the deal.

I don't know what that wizard gave you,

but it couldn't have been a brain.

- Password? - Silver slippers.

Um...

Lion, what gives? I've been up there half an hour.

Dorothy, I found him. He's in the tower.

- Who else is there? - Soldiers, a few.

- Oh. - Oh, man.

Scarecrow.

The Tin Man! We have to go get him.

- If we have him... - Tin Man's one cell over.

- Captured? - Yeah.

I can't take it!

That's it. I'm gonna...

...tear them to shreds.

And Urfin with them.

We'll free Scarecrow and Tin Man.

No, Lion, wait.

Your claws won't work on solid wood.

Oh.

Yeah, so I'll have to go instead.

Wait, Dorothy.

Don't worry, you big lion, it's OK.

Left, right, left, right,

left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right...

Excuse me!

You can't be in here.

I'm the Fairy of the Silver Slippers

and I'm supposed to see the Scarecrow this instant.

Yeah, says who?

Well, I was sent on important business by Urfin.

Urfin? Fine, but you only have until I count to 100.

- That's not enough. - That's all you get.

I can't count any higher than that.

Then just do it twice.

Dorothy? Oh!

Mr. Scarecrow, we need to talk.

Listen, I am Dorothy, but not the Dorothy you remember.

- She's my grandma. - Your grandma?

Yes, and she sends her love. So...

She must have sent you here to save our city.

Not exactly. Kind of. You see...

Mmm.

If I may, were you really friends with my grandma?

Hey, what comes after 15? I got confused.

- Go away! - Huh?

Dorothy, of course we were friends,

as close as friends can be.

But wait, if you're here, that means you're a prisoner.

Are you in danger?

No, no, I came here on purpose

because I need your help fixing the silver slippers.

They've lost their glow

and I need to get back home to my family.

I can't do it on my own, but I thought since you're a wizard,

you can help me fix them, right?

Actually, I'm not a wizard.

I can't.

100. Time's up.

I don't know what to do.

Dorothy, we'll think of something.

- I promise we'll fix them. - I said time's up!

Go on, master. Out with it.

Go on, do it.

Wait. When I open it, I should do it alone, by myself.

Hear that? YOU'RE leaving.

- Blah-blah-blah. - Quiet.

This is quite a special day.

Feeling happy. Generous and happy.

General...

...Scarecrow, he should be...

- Be released? - What?

No.

He should go into his friend's cell,

with the Tin Man, just like I promised.

Clown, have the whole city decorated with banners

and then you summon all the wealthy townsfolk

to an official reception.

Get all of them there, everyone. Got that?

Oh, Tin Man, how were we fooled so easily?

We need to find a way out.

We have to think of something.

Oh, and by the way, I met Dorothy's granddaughter.

- Huh? - She was here.

Her name's Dorothy too. She was such a nice girl.

She came to rescue us. So much for that.

Now... come on!

Let's try this one more time.

Of all the days to forget it,

today you leave your oil at home.

Scarecrow!

If only we could get some more oil.

Scarecrow!

Think, think, think, think.

Scarecrow, I brought something I think you might need.

Something I need?

Hmm. The oil can! You wonderful bird!

Nice going.

Huh?

Let's try that again, butter fingers.

Thank you, Crow.

Tin Man, we're in business.

Where did you put my mantle?

- Right here, sir. - Now put it on me.

You look nice, good master.

Here, master.

- Oh. That's a nice crown. - Give me that!

His Majesty Urfin I, the Great and the Terrible.

Eh, eh. Oh, oh.

Where are they?

You thought you'd trick master?

Hey! Hey! It wasn't like that!

Wait, Your Majesty.

I invited them all, like you said.

Whaa!

None of them wanted to come.

No-one.

Out! Get out!

Ah, yes, Dorothy.

It's been so long.

Do you remember the epic adventures we had together?

Now, those were good times.

I remember.

But let's leave the reminiscing for later, alright?

I must get you upright so I can oil all your parts.

But I never noticed how heavy you are.

I don't think I'm strong enough to do it.

Well, I have been on this new diet.

Er...

Whatever you're doing, it's not allowed.

I'm onto you. What's behind you there?

Well, the last time I checked, it was my back.

- Show me. - My back?

Huh? No, what you've got.

This some kind of weapon?

No, silly, it's a pencil.

Look at this. You draw with it.

You're defacing the wall. Cut it out.

Defacing? This is art.

And it's for my health too.

My mouth's drawn on. See it?

Sometimes it rubs off, so I redraw it.

I have a prescription for it from my doctor.

Yeah? Can I try it? My mouth rubs off sometimes.

Well, I guess you can. Why not?

Hey!

Wow! Thanks, my friend.

Er...

- Is something wrong, friend? - No, you're just being nice.

I don't know how to do that, but somehow I think I've learned.

Er, since you have, friend,

would you mind helping me pick up Tin Man?

With pleasure.

- Was that nice of me? - Very.

Is there anything else I can do for you?

That sounds nice, but first you can get us out of here.

That was the most important day of my life.

And they... they destroyed it!

Get out of here!

Alright, then, I'll show them.

I'll show them I'm the kindest

and the smartest.

That I'm the best!

What do you desire?

I want to...

...I need to be loved by everyone.

Is that so?

Then wear the silver slippers... your desires shall be granted.

What? What slippers?

Where can they be found?

What are you doing? Spying?

No, of course not.

I live here now, don't I?

The Scarecrow, he must have known

that the book wouldn't work.

I'll... Ugh!

I'll destroy him.

I'll scatter his ashes in the wind.

Stop. There are others.

Give them smiles.

Hi.

We're gonna need a bigger pencil. I sure wish we had one.

Well, if we must, we can rely on my friend here.

Thanks, old friend, but I don't think we'll need it.

Today the pencil is mightier than the axe.

Right you are.

How nice to see that famous brain in action again.

How did this happen? Where are they?

Where... where are they?

I have no idea, Your Highness.

- Silence! - Yes, sir!

That's not silence! Go and find them right now.

We have another problem.

Our army has gone over to the enemy.

- Huh? - What? MY army?

My...

But... I'm almost out of powder.

I... I don't know... I don't know what to do.

Well, you could surrender and beg for mercy.

Are you mad? Surrender?

We will fight to the last for the master, no matter what.

You're a rug and I'm a puppet. Yeah, that'll work.

Boo!

Let's retreat. We can hold out for longer in the palace.

♪ We are not the fastest

♪ And we're not the smartest... ♪

So, one more time... what's our plan?

Oh, Lion, I told you,

we don't stand a chance against this guy alone,

not really, so now...

Toto, let's face it, we're never going home.

Don't say that.

Um, OK, here's what we do.

We need to stock up on health potions.

And, Lion, you could stand to raise your courage points.

- I have courage. - Oh, come on!

- Could it be? - Be serious, Lion.

"I-P...

"'Piz-huh'."

Hey, Scarecrow, did you escape?

"'Piz-a'. 'P'."

Er, can you read this?

Of course I can. 'Pizza'. Pizza.

- So, do you have a plan? - Pizza? Pizza!

Well, did you think of something?

What something?

Stop kidding around.

Here, the shoes.

Wow. What do I do with these?

Er, what? Don't you remember?

They've stopped glowing and they need to be fixed somehow.

Whoa! These were glowing?

Why aren't they glowing now?

What's gotten into you, Scarecrow?

These are the silver slippers.

These are the silver slippers?

Where are you going?

Hey, Scarecrow, come back!

Quick! Close all the windows, barricade the door!

- We have to find... - Who do you think you are?

Hold on, he's right.

Well, well.

I told you your time was up.

Oh, and by the way, everyone knows you're not a wizard.

What? I am a wizard.

Look!

Show your tricks to the Fairy of the Silver Slippers!

I'm sure you already know she's here in the Emerald City.

- Or maybe you didn't! - This cannot be.

How can she be here?

It's the book... the book drew her in.

Oh, that cunning Scarecrow.

Congrats on the end of your career as the Wizard of Oz.

Here are your silver slippers, just for you, sir.

What?

Huh?

Uh... Uh... Oh!

I have to get out of here right away.

Ah!

Mr. Scarecrow, that's fraud, plain and simple.

Give me back my slippers right now!

Dorothy, no! Run!

Run?

Ugh!

Dorothy, the Fairy of the Silver Slippers.

It's true, you're here.

- She's so beautiful. - Mmm.

So beautiful.

And you must be Urfin?

I have to tell you, I'm not the Dorothy you're...

Whatever. It's no matter.

Tell me tomorrow, if you live to see it.

Urfin! Surrender!

You have five minutes or I'll storm the palace!

Excellent.

Two Scarecrows?

Get a Sixpaw cage from the cellar, the biggest one.

Put her in the cage and bring a long rope.

Don't be in such a hurry. Hold still.

And you, go get the rope.

Don't let her out of your sights for one minute.

Stay still.

Master, where shall I get the rope?

Agh!

Before I let you turn the next page of my book,

you must put on the silver slippers.

Ugh!

Oh. Ah.

Your desire was to be loved.

To be loved.

To be loved.

No, not that. Instead...

...I want to... punish them all.

Hm, very well. Decide.

Hm. I want this one.

Yes, this will do nicely.

Arggh!

Uh... Oh!

- Ohhh! - It is done.

Huh?

Hey, what are you doing?

Those are MY soldiers. I might still need them.

- Ah! - Oh!

You have no respect for me.

Say that I'm not a wizard.

Big city full of important happy people

who can't even be bothered to attend my official reception!

Well, believe it or not,

I really am a wizard.

Plus...

...I am the master of you all!

You cannot defeat the Fairy of the Silver Slippers!

- What? Your fairy is here? - Yeah, that's right.

Hm.

I'm terrified. Say it isn't true.

You want her? Well, here she is.

Dorothy!

Come on, do your thing. They've got it coming.

Arggh!

- Dorothy! - Hurry, help me, please.

Please tell me you can open this.

- Are you really a fairy? - No, I'm not.

- Come on, get me out of this! - Not a fairy?

Just like I'm not the scarecrow.

I was brought to life with this.

Maybe its magic can help you.

Won't you please try to forgive me? Pretty please?

Stop! Don't give her those!

My slippers! I mean Urfin's.

No! Grab my hand!

I promise that I'll fix you. I'll sew you back together.

It's alright. I'm not real anyway.

But if I were real, I'd want you as a friend.

Goodbye, little fairy!

That is high. It's very high.

Get outta my mane!

Wait, are you really that crazy?

- Yeah, pretty much. - You won't make it.

- Even I couldn't make that jump. - I can make it.

Pretty sure. It's just so high.

Well?

What are you, a scaredy cat?

Wow, flyin' lion!

Lion! Hurry!

Dorothy! I'll get you outta there!

Dorothy, hang on, Toto's coming!

Look what I just caught.

Whoa!

I could have gotten down from there myself.

Anyway, let's go. Let's smash Urfin's toy.

Take this, Garbage Can!

Is that your face, or did your toolbox throw up?

Dorothy, I've beaten all your friends,

and your little dog too.

Move out!

Dorothy, I thought this was just a game,

but games don't hurt this bad.

Ahhh!

Wow, look, the slippers are glowing again!

We can finally go home. Quick, click your heels together.

It isn't a game. This is real.

Everyone here is alive, and they need us.

It's all real.

Which means the danger is real too!

Come on, let's go! Get clickin'!

No, Toto, no!

Urfin! Urfin!

Where did you get this?

Milena asked me to give it to you.

Milena.

I can just give it to you. Want it?

Hm, Milena.

She thought you would really like it.

I don't believe that you're bad.

Um, you just think no-one cares about you,

but that isn't true.

- It isn't? - Well, of course not.

Just think, how many years did Milena save that toy?

Urfin, you're the reason she did it, see?

Milena kept this for me?

Yeah. Doesn't that feel really good?

Yeah, really.

But it's too late! I'm not the same Urfin.

Destroy the girl!

Whoa!

Arggh!

Hooray!

Just let me at 'em!

Yeah!

Yeah! Arggh!

I got you now!

Yeah!

Yes!

Arggh!

Help me, please. Where's the magic?

I need your help. Oh, forget it!

Tin Man! Scarecrow! Lion!

We saved the city! We saved the city!

We saved the city!

Sweet, dearest Dorothy, we are so glad

to have our friend's granddaughter here to visit us.

At the beginning of this trouble,

when things looked so scary, we weren't worried in the least

because we all knew the Fairy of the Silver Slippers

would come save us all.

But maybe next time, come before the trouble starts.

Next time?

We can't come back unless somebody poofs us...

whoosh! ...home first.

Slippers?

Thanks, but the slippers aren't working.

Hmm.

This is actually really good!

Now Dorothy can stay with us forever!

She's crying. She misses her family.

Hey, wait a minute. Remember the Fangthers?

Remember the magic spell?

That's right! Quick! Circle up.

Dorothy, Toto, let's get you home.

Toto, come on.

Everybody together. Magic time.

Eeny meeny miny mo,

catch a Fangther by the toe.

I'm stuck in this mane forever.

Mommy and Dad

and Grandma,

I'm sorry.

Eeny meeny miny mo,

catch a Fangther by the toe.

Eeny meeny miny mo,

catch a Fangther by the toe.

Eeny meeny miny mo,

catch a Fangther by the toe.

The slippers are glowing!

I can't believe it. It actually worked!

Lion.

- Scarecrow, I'll be back. - Goodbye, my dear.

Tin Man.

Click your heels already!

Right, right.

My friends, I'll be back, I promise.

Dorothy will be back.

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