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Previously on Childrens Hospital...
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Doctor, please.
What can you tell me about my son?
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I'll tell you,
but it's gonna cost you a kiss.
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Doctor, I am married.
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- I'll have you reported.
- Okay.
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I guess you don't want
to hear about your son.
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Fine.
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Okay. What can you
tell me about my son?
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Well, first of all,
he doesn't kiss like his mom.
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She's flatlining, Dr. Stryker!
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Not on my watch.
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Treat my kid or we
all die together!
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Stryker!
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No one's gonna die on my watch!
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And God bless my doctors,
and let your angels watch over them.
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We don't need angels, Michael.
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We're doctors.
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We can fix ourselves.
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I'm really in shock.
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I mean, it really makes you
question the big picture, you know?
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I'm not sure I wanna help kids anymore
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if I'm just going to end up
dying some day.
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He seemed completely fine.
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He was talking about
going on a vacation.
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- To heaven, now that I think about it.
- He was my best friend.
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He was my best friend.
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He was the next man
I was going to sleep with.
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No, he was my best friend.
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- My best friend.
- He was my best friend.
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- Nah, definitely my best friend.
- He was my best friend.
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I've been crying so much my panties are wet.
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Losing a colleague and a friend
like Dr. Brock Stryker
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will be difficult for all of us.
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That's why I am providing my services
as a grief counselor.
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Since when are you a grief counselor?
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That was my minor at Westlake.
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- Go Wildcats!
- Now, none of you
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will deal with a patient
until I determine
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that you are emotionally ready.
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Everybody! Two clown cars have collided
on the freeway, and they're coming here.
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Ugh!
Circus clowns -- The worst.
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They just keep coming and coming.
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Well, they should have
gotten a clown ambulance.
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You know, it's twice as small,
but it holds more clowns.
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Why are all you doctors
just standing around?
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Oh, sorry, Dori.
We can't help.
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Sy's orders, you know,
because we're eating.
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- You mean grieving.
- Whatever.
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I guess I'll just go and grieve
this box of doughnuts until
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there's no more left to grieve.
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What about you?
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These are your people.
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These aren't my people.
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These are circus clowns.
I'm a city clown, clearly.
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I mean, look at their faces.
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Now look at mine.
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Now look back at them.
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Now look at my face.
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Now look back there,
and now once back here.
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Totally different.
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Excuse me, I need a do--
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I thought this was a
reputable hospital.
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Shouldn't you be at a county fair
somewhere, circus clown?
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Shouldn't you be shopping at
J. Crew and drinking soda with
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the tan faces, city clown?
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I bet you don't even know
how to do lifesaving surgery,
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which I do and will not do for you.
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He can't do surgery anyway
because he's eating.
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Grieving.
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Attention, Cheryl Ladd:
Please marry me.
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How's the new hearing aid,
Chief?
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I hear you loud and clear,
America.
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Um... So sad about Brock,
isn't it?
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- Sad. I'll tell you what's sad.
- Yeah.
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Working hard,
starting your own small business,
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and then the government comes along,
taxes the hell out of it,
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and gives it to people just
sitting on their butts.
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I've said it a million times:
Keep your paws off my paycheck, Uncle Sam!
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I'm pretty sure you've
said that no times.
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Sure, I'm sad, but...
I just don't think Brock would
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want us wasting our time
mourning him, you know?
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I think he'd want us out
there fixing people.
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I mean, it's what he'd do.
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I'll tell you something, Blake.
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Your ability to deal with
death is just unbelievable.
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I'm making a note right here that
says you are cleared for surgery.
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- Great. Thanks.
- Come back soon.
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You and Brock never
went to Joshua Tree together.
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Well, you guys never
got spray tans together.
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Boys, you were both very,
very important to Brock --
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You call yourself a therapist?
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You don't even know the cool
therapy stuff like hypnosis
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or past-life regression.
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Past-life regression is not
even scientifically valid.
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Let's do it.
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Oh, hey. I'm here.
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Scoot over! Scoot over!
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Why don't you both tell me how
you're feeling toward Brock?
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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I'm in a past life.
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I'm --
I'm not hypnotizing you.
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I'm John Lennon.
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Ringo, Paul, George, is that you?
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No, it's me --
Mark David Chapman.
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I'm a big fan. Pow! Pow!
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Oh, come on.
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Will you just speak up and tell me
how you're feeling about Brock?
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I'm in another past life.
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I'm Abraham Lincoln.
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Oh, Mr. Lincoln,
it's John Wilkes Booth here.
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I'm your biggest fan.
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Pow! Pow!
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Will you stop
assassinating each other?
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I'm Anne Frank. Have you seen my diary?
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I'm a Nazi soldier! I've seen it!
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I'm a big fan. Pow! Pow!
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You missed me.
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Pow!
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And that is why I am
all about the death penalty.
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In just a minute, we'll meet a
man who has taken up arms to
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defend our border with Mexico.
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We call him the Taco Tackler.
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And I say bravo to you, sir.
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I'm worried about you, Chief.
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I feel like you're not
dealing with your grief.
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Totally disagree.
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Mitch from Miami,
what do you think?
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I'm from Tampa.
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I got to cut you off, Mitch.
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Boy, howdy, am I tired of these
namby-pamby, bleeding-heart liberals.
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Blake, you're the only doctor
cleared to work.
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You have to help these clowns.
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I'll never help a circus clown, Brian.
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How do you know that song?
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It's an old circus
clown spiritual.
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How do you know it?
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My gaga told me it was a
city clown ditty
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- and if I was ever lost to just whistle it...
- And a friend would appear.
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Yeah.
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Maybe you two aren't
that different after all.
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Aah! Clowns!
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Looks like you're right, Brian.
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We spend so much time fighting
over our differences when,
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in the eyes of a child,
we're all the same.
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Bring that kid back in here!
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Look at him.
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Thrilled to see us, huh?
Right, kid?
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Hey, I know.
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Why don't I treat you to one
of my famous characters, huh?
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Hungry Bear.
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Gaah!
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Oh! He's peed himself
with happiness.
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Get him out of here.
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Maybe we should stop
our bickering, huh?
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Learn to help each other.
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Aah!
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No, I know what it was.
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I always felt like those feelings
were connected to my mother.
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You know, she just never made me
feel like my father loved me enough.
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"Someone's got to make money for the family.
How about Cat?"
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You know, "She developed early.
She's talented."
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We didn't have cheerleading
in Senegal, where I grew up.
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You know what our hobbies were?
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Malaria... and blood diamonds.
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I guess I just don't know whether
my one-woman show should
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be mainly character-based or,
like, songs or, like, stories.
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You know, have you seen
my Puerto Rican girl?
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It's really good.
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Mira, mira, listen to me.
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Okay, I don't like --
I don't like American boys, you know?
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Daddy, can you see these tears?!
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Because I cried them
all by myself!
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Thank you, doctor.
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- I'm cured.
- No, you're not.
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Attention, hospital staff:
Is this thing on?
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Oh, wait, of course it is.
Duh.
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Uh, Lola that's my lunch.
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That is no way to deal
with your grief, Lola.
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I think it's time someone intervene...
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By way of an intervention.
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Lola, welcome.
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You know, all of your friends are
really worried about your binge eating.
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Every one of them has written
you a personal letter.
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Blake, lead us off.
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Okay.
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Lola, I'm so worried about you.
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I lie awake at night wondering if
you're gonna choke on things.
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I even like my girls thick,
but damn.
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The way you look now,
it's just nasty.
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I hid where the Nazis couldn't find me,
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but I can hear them
outside my window.
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If you eat less than your
allotted points for the day,
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you can carry them over
into your bank of flex points.
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Mira, mira, look at me.
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I do not like those American boys.
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You guys mean so much to me.
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Yeah, I was --
I was just sad about Brock.
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Yeah.
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But I don't --
I don't need this junk anymore.
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I don't.
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I just need a hug.
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Aww.
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Thanks.
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We got you.
We got you.
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I got an announcement
for these liberal cry-babies
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that want to take away my guns.
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You can pry them from my cold,
dead hands!
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We'll be back in a minute.
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You're watching an encore
presentation of Hoss O'Brien Live.
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Chief, what's gotten into you?
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Every night, I have strange
sensations in my legs.
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Wiggling and jumping.
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I had restless-leg syndrome.
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R.L.S. can happen to anyone.
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Seven --
Wait a minute.
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The voices have stopped.
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I think the TV somehow was interfering
with your new hearing aid. So weird.
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Well, that kind of stuff happens
all the time in real life.
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I guess you're right.
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- Hey, let's go smoke some weed.
- Okay.
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Damn!
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- Can I help you?
- Yes!
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Just here to drop off this box
of 1,000 new hearing aids.
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Is that all?
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Uh... Know what?
Um, give me a Coke, too.
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Oh, we don't have Coke.
Sorry.
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- You got gum?
- No.
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All right, I'll take a chapstick.
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We just have drugs.
Like hydrocodone, Flomax...
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- Mm.
- Acetaminophen.
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You got those trolls
with the crazy hair?
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No. Just drugs.
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Condoms? Magnum?
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Nope.
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"Hang in there"
poster with the cat?
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Well, that's -- Yeah,
I have one of those for myself
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because this is a really hard job.
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Take it down.
I'll give you 15 bucks for it.
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Come on,
I paid more than that.
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Aah!
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