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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:07,090 Man: I still can't believe we're really on our way. 2 00:02:07,090 --> 00:02:08,860 Nor can I. 3 00:02:08,860 --> 00:02:11,390 It's so fantastic. 4 00:02:11,390 --> 00:02:13,190 Thank you, darling. 5 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:15,460 Mwah! 6 00:02:20,900 --> 00:02:22,870 Oh, don't run away. I won't be a sec. 7 00:02:46,460 --> 00:02:50,360 ( steam whistle blowing ) 8 00:02:59,310 --> 00:03:01,980 ( blowing continues ) 9 00:03:16,420 --> 00:03:18,630 Uh, Fiona? 10 00:03:21,230 --> 00:03:23,660 Fiona? 11 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:25,400 - Stay here. - Oh, blimey. 12 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:26,630 What's the matter? 13 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:29,200 - Help me clean her up. - Yeah. 14 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:32,140 - There. - Gently. There we are. 15 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:37,410 Up-- there we are. 16 00:03:37,410 --> 00:03:39,510 That's better. I'm going to clean you up. 17 00:03:39,510 --> 00:03:41,350 Let's get... 18 00:03:41,350 --> 00:03:43,150 wipe those tears, eh? 19 00:03:44,490 --> 00:03:46,450 ( water running ) 20 00:03:46,450 --> 00:03:48,190 ( vomiting ) 21 00:03:48,190 --> 00:03:49,590 Oh, God. 22 00:03:53,630 --> 00:03:56,160 Just try to take a deep breath. Now take a deep breath. 23 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:58,130 You'll feel better. 24 00:03:58,130 --> 00:04:00,930 A deep breath and fresh air, that's what you need. 25 00:04:00,940 --> 00:04:03,270 Here. 26 00:04:03,270 --> 00:04:05,100 You're very pretty. 27 00:04:05,110 --> 00:04:06,510 Oh. 28 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,510 There we are. 29 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,380 Are you going to Istanbul? 30 00:04:16,380 --> 00:04:19,650 Yes, then we're flying on to Bombay. 31 00:04:19,650 --> 00:04:21,690 How far are you going? 32 00:04:21,690 --> 00:04:25,060 Oh, farther. 33 00:04:28,100 --> 00:04:29,700 Much farther. 34 00:04:32,370 --> 00:04:34,270 But why on earth go to India? 35 00:04:34,270 --> 00:04:36,440 I think-- think we need-- felt we needed a break 36 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:38,500 from the rat race, really. 37 00:04:38,510 --> 00:04:40,740 And, you know, India's got so much to teach the West, doesn't it? 38 00:04:40,740 --> 00:04:43,110 Really? What, for example? 39 00:04:43,110 --> 00:04:46,280 Well, um, you know, inner serenity, that kind of stuff. 40 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:48,480 Ah! The Karma-Nirvana Syndrome? 41 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:50,320 Lots of poppycock, I'm afraid. 42 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:53,190 No, India's all flies, smells and beggars. 43 00:04:53,190 --> 00:04:55,620 And as for serenity, it's the noisiest place on earth. 44 00:04:55,620 --> 00:04:57,420 ( laughs ) 45 00:04:57,430 --> 00:04:59,160 Well, if you say so, I'm sure. 46 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:01,430 Now I'm sure Mr. Singh is just being modest 47 00:05:01,430 --> 00:05:03,200 about his own part of the world. 48 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:04,660 Anyway, I can't wait to get there, darling. 49 00:05:04,670 --> 00:05:06,570 See, it's my anniversary treat. 50 00:05:06,570 --> 00:05:08,200 We've been married for seven years. 51 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:11,040 Ah, so it's a form of marital therapy. 52 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:12,540 Quite unnecessary, dear lady. 53 00:05:12,540 --> 00:05:14,310 With a wife as beautiful as yourself, 54 00:05:14,310 --> 00:05:17,080 any man would be proof against the seven-year itch. What? 55 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:18,510 ( laughs ) 56 00:05:20,180 --> 00:05:22,220 ( yawns ) 57 00:05:22,220 --> 00:05:23,320 You tired, sweetheart? 58 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:25,250 Absolutely whacked. 59 00:05:25,250 --> 00:05:26,590 Must be all this sea air. 60 00:05:26,590 --> 00:05:28,220 Yeah. 61 00:05:28,220 --> 00:05:30,520 How about a nightcap? 62 00:05:30,530 --> 00:05:32,290 Mmm, how about bed? 63 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:33,590 Oh, come on, darling, just one. 64 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,290 No, honestly not. You go. 65 00:05:35,300 --> 00:05:37,360 Just take me to my cabin. 66 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:38,730 I'm out on my feet. 67 00:05:38,730 --> 00:05:41,070 - Are you quite sure? - Certain. 68 00:05:41,070 --> 00:05:43,540 Anyway, it's bad for an old married couple 69 00:05:43,540 --> 00:05:45,610 to be glued together all the time. 70 00:05:45,610 --> 00:05:47,640 ( chuckles ) 71 00:05:50,510 --> 00:05:52,450 ♪ Treat him right 72 00:05:52,450 --> 00:05:56,420 ♪ Now you've listened to my story ♪ 73 00:05:56,420 --> 00:05:59,490 ♪ Here's the point that I have made ♪ 74 00:05:59,490 --> 00:06:03,320 ♪ Chicks were born to give you fever ♪ 75 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:05,790 ♪ Be it Fahrenheit or centigrade ♪ 76 00:06:05,790 --> 00:06:08,290 ♪ They give you fever 77 00:06:08,300 --> 00:06:10,800 ♪ When you kiss them 78 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:13,770 ♪ Fever if you live and learn ♪ 79 00:06:13,770 --> 00:06:15,840 ♪ Fever 80 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:17,640 ♪ Till you sizzle 81 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:21,070 ♪ Oh, what a lovely way to burn ♪ 82 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:23,280 ♪ What a lovely way to burn... ♪ 83 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:24,610 What'll it be, sir? 84 00:06:24,610 --> 00:06:26,650 Whiskey and soda, please. 85 00:06:57,580 --> 00:06:59,680 You feeling better? 86 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,310 Better than what? 87 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:04,420 You remember, the-- this afternoon 88 00:07:04,420 --> 00:07:07,150 in the-- in the loo. 89 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,620 The loo? 90 00:07:08,620 --> 00:07:10,860 Is it your usual pickup routine? 91 00:07:16,260 --> 00:07:18,260 ( slurping ) 92 00:07:18,270 --> 00:07:20,670 Of course I remember. 93 00:07:20,670 --> 00:07:23,570 I have a perfect memory 94 00:07:23,570 --> 00:07:25,740 when I feel like it. 95 00:07:25,740 --> 00:07:28,470 Right. ( laughs ) 96 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:30,910 What is this, some kind of game? 97 00:07:30,910 --> 00:07:34,510 Yeah. Want to dance? 98 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:37,650 Uh, well, I'm not much of a dancer. 99 00:07:39,650 --> 00:07:41,650 That figures. 100 00:07:43,820 --> 00:07:46,330 ( slurping ) 101 00:07:48,430 --> 00:07:50,160 What's your name? 102 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:51,900 Nigel Dobson. Hi. 103 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:57,740 Okay, Nigel, amuse me. 104 00:07:57,740 --> 00:07:59,510 Say something funny. 105 00:08:01,210 --> 00:08:03,880 Um, blimey. 106 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:07,610 Uh, well, you're French, aren't you? 107 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:09,450 I can tell from your accent. 108 00:08:09,450 --> 00:08:11,450 I mean, your English is very, very good, 109 00:08:11,450 --> 00:08:13,320 but for some reason, I can always tell a Frog. 110 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:15,190 Sorry. 111 00:08:15,190 --> 00:08:17,560 Stupid thing to say. Just slipped out. 112 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:20,390 Schoolboy expression. Comes from working in the city. I'm a Eurobond dealer 113 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,790 and we're always calling people Frogs. 114 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:23,800 ( snoring ) 115 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:25,670 You're right, boring. 116 00:08:25,670 --> 00:08:29,400 Um, but anyway, you call us-- you call us Roast Beef, don't you? 117 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:32,570 Rosbif! I think that's how you pronounce it, isn't it? 118 00:08:32,570 --> 00:08:35,270 You're too funny for me, Nigel. 119 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:37,480 I'm choking with laughter. 120 00:08:40,580 --> 00:08:42,350 So long. 121 00:08:42,350 --> 00:08:46,420 I leave you to your magnetic, irresistible personality. 122 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:57,860 Man: Romantic, isn't it? 123 00:08:57,870 --> 00:09:00,700 Yeah, it is, splendid. 124 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:07,270 You're Nigel, aren't you? 125 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,910 Yeah. 126 00:09:09,910 --> 00:09:11,740 Sorry, do I know you? 127 00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:16,420 Beware of her. 128 00:09:18,990 --> 00:09:21,390 Right. 129 00:09:21,390 --> 00:09:24,290 She's a walking mantrap. 130 00:09:24,290 --> 00:09:25,930 Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about. 131 00:09:25,930 --> 00:09:27,790 Sure, you do. 132 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:30,500 I'm her husband. 133 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:33,400 Look what she did to me. 134 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,300 I'm sorry. 135 00:09:38,310 --> 00:09:40,910 Let me ask you something, Nigel. 136 00:09:40,910 --> 00:09:43,640 You don't mind if I call you Nigel, do you? 137 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:45,980 What do you think of her? 138 00:09:45,980 --> 00:09:48,810 Well, if you mean what I think you mean, 139 00:09:48,820 --> 00:09:50,750 - she's very good-looking. - Good-looking? 140 00:09:50,750 --> 00:09:53,620 Yeah, sure, all of that and more. 141 00:09:53,620 --> 00:09:55,420 She gives you a hard-on, doesn't she? 142 00:09:55,420 --> 00:09:56,790 I beg your pardon? 143 00:09:56,790 --> 00:09:58,720 Come on, Nigel, don't be so British. 144 00:09:58,730 --> 00:10:00,560 You'd like to fuck her. 145 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:02,330 Admit it, it's no crime. 146 00:10:02,330 --> 00:10:03,800 I've no idea what you're driving at. 147 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:05,830 Cut the crap. 148 00:10:05,830 --> 00:10:08,830 You're itching to know some more about her, aren't you? 149 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:11,940 Well, aren't you? 150 00:10:11,940 --> 00:10:13,670 Here. 151 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,880 Do me a favor, would you, Nigel? 152 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:18,540 Help me over the goddamn step here, would you? 153 00:10:18,550 --> 00:10:21,410 They don't design these boats for my kind. 154 00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:23,050 Yeah, sure. 155 00:10:24,380 --> 00:10:26,720 Get inside there. 156 00:10:28,020 --> 00:10:31,460 Grab the wheels-- the wheels. 157 00:10:31,460 --> 00:10:32,730 Up! 158 00:10:32,730 --> 00:10:35,760 ( grunting ) 159 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,830 ( sighs ) 160 00:10:37,830 --> 00:10:41,070 Ah, I hate these fucking boats. 161 00:10:48,380 --> 00:10:51,610 It's good of you to take pity on an obnoxious cripple. 162 00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:54,580 I don't know you at all, Nigel, 163 00:10:54,580 --> 00:10:58,520 but somehow I have the feeling that you're exactly the listener 164 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:00,720 that I've been looking for. 165 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:03,360 I hope you'll find my story interesting. 166 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:07,530 I realize it's hard to relate to something 167 00:11:07,530 --> 00:11:09,860 that doesn't concern you. 168 00:11:09,860 --> 00:11:12,530 But maybe it already does. 169 00:11:20,610 --> 00:11:23,740 We have the place to ourselves. 170 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:26,010 Mimi has her own cabin. 171 00:11:40,860 --> 00:11:43,930 Yeah. 172 00:11:43,930 --> 00:11:47,830 Eternity for me began one fall day in Paris 173 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:50,970 aboard the 96 bus, which shuttles 174 00:11:50,970 --> 00:11:54,770 between Montparnasse and Porte des Lilas. 175 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:33,980 ( speaking French ) 176 00:12:37,020 --> 00:12:39,020 Mademoiselle? 177 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:55,840 Madame? 178 00:13:03,780 --> 00:13:05,240 Merci. 179 00:13:08,010 --> 00:13:10,520 Merci. 180 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:11,850 Monsieur? 181 00:13:11,850 --> 00:13:13,890 Votre billet, s'il vous plait. 182 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:18,190 Je ne l'ai pas. 183 00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:51,820 I'd been granted a glimpse of heaven, 184 00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:54,590 then dumped on the sidewalk at rue d'Assas. 185 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:58,060 Oh, I still have no idea why you're telling me all this. 186 00:13:58,070 --> 00:14:00,100 I'd always wanted to be a writer, Nigel. 187 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:03,900 ( pouring ) My grandfather made a fortune 188 00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:05,840 in the surgical appliance business, 189 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,870 set up a trust fund for me. 190 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:11,040 On his death, I found myself in receipt 191 00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:14,150 of sufficient allowance to enable me to move to Paris. 192 00:14:20,090 --> 00:14:23,820 Paris-- my dream city. 193 00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:27,290 Hemingway, Miller, Scott Fitzgerald-- 194 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:30,860 I was determined to follow in their footsteps, 195 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,930 maybe too determined for my own good. 196 00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:36,770 Maybe that's what killed any originality 197 00:14:36,770 --> 00:14:38,840 I ever possessed. 198 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:41,740 After eight years, all I had to show 199 00:14:41,740 --> 00:14:44,810 for my literary exertions were three unpublished novels 200 00:14:44,810 --> 00:14:48,050 and a stack of reject slips this high. 201 00:14:48,050 --> 00:14:50,080 But who cared? 202 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:53,350 Sidewalk cafes, fluttering skirts, 203 00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:54,990 fleeting affairs. 204 00:14:54,990 --> 00:14:57,290 Paris was heaven 205 00:14:57,290 --> 00:14:59,930 until that day on the bus. 206 00:15:23,650 --> 00:15:26,020 ( speaking French ) 207 00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:33,390 ( sighs ) 208 00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:35,190 Oscar: It was no good. 209 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:39,370 I couldn't write, couldn't sleep, 210 00:15:39,370 --> 00:15:42,300 couldn't get her out of my mind. 211 00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:45,670 She was somewhere out there, 212 00:15:45,670 --> 00:15:48,710 my sorceress in white sneakers. 213 00:15:48,710 --> 00:15:50,710 But where? 214 00:15:57,020 --> 00:16:00,120 I haunted that 96 bus route. 215 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,990 It became an obsession. 216 00:16:02,990 --> 00:16:05,020 Even the driver began to recognize me. 217 00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:06,160 Ca va? 218 00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:22,300 ( speaking French ) 219 00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:25,270 ( both speaking French ) 220 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:47,490 ( woman speaking French ) 221 00:17:52,330 --> 00:17:54,830 ( speaking French ) 222 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:59,540 Martini. Double. 223 00:18:00,970 --> 00:18:02,270 Et vous? 224 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,440 Un Kir Royale, s'il vous plait. 225 00:18:09,050 --> 00:18:11,480 Excusez-moi. 226 00:18:14,850 --> 00:18:21,360 ( speaking French ) 227 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:24,360 - You're American? - You remember me? 228 00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:26,870 Of course I remember. You were very kind. 229 00:18:26,870 --> 00:18:29,230 Now it's your turn to do something nice for me. 230 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:31,470 Have dinner with me sometime-- sometime soon, like tomorrow. 231 00:18:31,470 --> 00:18:32,940 - You ever get a night off? - Yes. 232 00:18:32,940 --> 00:18:34,110 - When? - Tomorrow. 233 00:18:34,110 --> 00:18:36,840 Mimi. ( speaking French ) 234 00:18:40,180 --> 00:18:41,880 Mimi. 235 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:44,180 ( piano playing ) 236 00:18:46,190 --> 00:18:49,350 Oscar: She told me to meet her at the Centre du Marais 237 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:50,890 at 10:30. 238 00:18:50,890 --> 00:18:53,230 I was so wound up, 239 00:18:53,230 --> 00:18:55,590 I'd gotten there a whole half hour early. 240 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:58,900 My nerve ends were jangling like bells. 241 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:46,880 Here's to old bus route 96. 242 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:57,920 Man: Oh, la la la la! 243 00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:59,990 Bonsoir! Bonsoir, monsieur et madame. 244 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:02,560 ( speaking French with Thai accent ) 245 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:04,630 ( laughing ) 246 00:20:04,630 --> 00:20:06,270 Should we just let him decide? 247 00:20:06,270 --> 00:20:08,600 ( speaking French ) 248 00:20:11,370 --> 00:20:15,410 ( speaking French ) 249 00:20:15,410 --> 00:20:17,940 No, no, no, surprendre-nous. 250 00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:21,150 Très bien, tres bien, très bien, monsieur. ( speaks French ) 251 00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:23,320 ( imitating accent ) I hope-- I hope-- I hope I didn't make a mistake 252 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:25,020 by letting him order 253 00:20:25,020 --> 00:20:27,220 because I don't speak Thai so good 254 00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:29,920 and we might have wound up eating puppy-dog tails. 255 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:32,990 ( laughs ) 256 00:20:32,990 --> 00:20:34,930 Do you mind if I do? 257 00:20:57,350 --> 00:20:59,350 ( laughs ) 258 00:21:40,230 --> 00:21:42,230 ( laughs ) 259 00:21:42,230 --> 00:21:45,330 Oscar: There was a freshness and innocence about her, 260 00:21:45,330 --> 00:21:48,100 an almost disconcerting blend 261 00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:51,200 of sexual maturity and childish naiveté 262 00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:53,610 that touched my world-weary heart 263 00:21:53,610 --> 00:21:56,410 and effaced the age difference between us. 264 00:21:56,410 --> 00:21:58,010 My roommate is American. 265 00:21:58,010 --> 00:22:00,650 Cindy. You saw her at the dance class. 266 00:22:00,650 --> 00:22:02,550 I met her when I studied in New York. 267 00:22:02,550 --> 00:22:04,020 How long were you there? 268 00:22:04,020 --> 00:22:06,320 - Till my money ran out. - ( laughs ) 269 00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:09,150 - Meaning? - Six months. 270 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:11,790 I love New York. It's the best place for a dancer. 271 00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:14,490 - Not for a writer? - No, not this one. 272 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:17,130 - I love Paris too much. - Is that what you write about? 273 00:22:17,130 --> 00:22:18,460 Paris? 274 00:22:18,470 --> 00:22:20,470 Paris and people. 275 00:22:20,470 --> 00:22:22,770 Would you let me read something of yours? 276 00:22:22,770 --> 00:22:24,340 Would you dance for me sometime? 277 00:22:24,340 --> 00:22:26,370 If you like. 278 00:22:26,370 --> 00:22:28,540 - Promise? - Promise. 279 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:32,340 ( laughing ) 280 00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:34,180 No. 281 00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:59,670 ( birds chirping ) 282 00:23:13,750 --> 00:23:17,090 I looked all over for you, you know? 283 00:23:17,090 --> 00:23:19,090 Did you ever think you'd see me again? 284 00:23:19,090 --> 00:23:20,630 Yes. 285 00:23:20,630 --> 00:23:21,790 Really? 286 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,130 Really. 287 00:23:23,130 --> 00:23:24,360 Really? 288 00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:25,600 Yeah. 289 00:23:31,870 --> 00:23:34,340 You kept it? 290 00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:47,650 My feet are cold. 291 00:24:01,170 --> 00:24:03,170 ( exhaling ) 292 00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:36,740 Oh, you have a fireplace. 293 00:24:36,740 --> 00:24:38,800 - Does it work? - It sure does. 294 00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:41,570 Why don't you relax for a second? 295 00:24:41,580 --> 00:24:44,510 I'll make coffee. Would you like a hot chocolate? 296 00:24:44,510 --> 00:24:46,680 Oh, yes, please, chocolate. 297 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:48,850 - Could we make a fire? - Why not? 298 00:24:48,850 --> 00:24:53,320 You make the fire, I'll make the coffee. 299 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:54,550 And the chocolate. 300 00:25:00,230 --> 00:25:02,660 ( whirring ) 301 00:25:02,660 --> 00:25:04,600 ( beeps ) 302 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:09,200 ( doves cooing ) 303 00:25:19,750 --> 00:25:21,410 Mmm. 304 00:27:10,060 --> 00:27:12,790 Oscar: Nothing ever surpassed the rapture 305 00:27:12,790 --> 00:27:14,490 of that first awakening. 306 00:27:14,490 --> 00:27:17,500 I might have been Adam with the taste of apple 307 00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:19,430 fresh in my mouth. 308 00:27:19,430 --> 00:27:22,330 I was looking at all the beauty in the world 309 00:27:22,340 --> 00:27:24,800 embodied in a single female form, 310 00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:28,040 and I knew with sudden blinding certainty 311 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,380 this was it. 312 00:27:57,540 --> 00:28:01,770 We didn't leave the apartment for three whole days after that. 313 00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:05,680 We were inseparable by day and insatiable by night. 314 00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:09,110 We just lived on love and stale croissants. 315 00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:11,720 She chucked her job. 316 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:13,820 I couldn't bear to part with her. 317 00:28:13,820 --> 00:28:15,990 "I'd been granted a glimpse of heaven 318 00:28:15,990 --> 00:28:18,720 and dumped on the sidewalk of rue d'Assas. 319 00:28:18,730 --> 00:28:21,130 The gates of paradise had opened 320 00:28:21,130 --> 00:28:23,430 only to slam in my face." 321 00:28:23,430 --> 00:28:25,130 But they opened again, no? 322 00:28:25,130 --> 00:28:26,770 They sure did, baby. 323 00:28:26,770 --> 00:28:28,830 Pretty wide at that. 324 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,070 Go on, don't stop. 325 00:28:30,070 --> 00:28:31,640 Well, that's all there is. 326 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:33,140 What a pity. 327 00:28:33,140 --> 00:28:34,840 I could listen to you forever. 328 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:46,550 ( snapping ) 329 00:28:46,550 --> 00:28:49,450 ( carnival music playing ) 330 00:28:54,790 --> 00:28:56,860 Bravo! ( speaks French ) 331 00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:58,000 Oh! 332 00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:12,740 ( man speaks French ) 333 00:29:36,070 --> 00:29:38,740 ( both laughing ) 334 00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,110 I love you. 335 00:29:46,110 --> 00:29:47,610 What? 336 00:29:47,610 --> 00:29:49,080 You heard me! 337 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:50,780 You love me? 338 00:30:00,630 --> 00:30:02,790 ( camera snapping ) 339 00:30:09,270 --> 00:30:11,140 ( slow music playing ) 340 00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:20,740 ♪ Well, I guess it would be nice ♪ 341 00:31:20,740 --> 00:31:22,870 ♪ If I could touch your body ♪ 342 00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:25,240 ♪ I know not everybody 343 00:31:25,250 --> 00:31:27,810 ♪ Has got a body like you 344 00:31:27,810 --> 00:31:30,080 ♪ But I've got to think twice ♪ 345 00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:33,050 ♪ Before I give my heart away ♪ 346 00:31:33,050 --> 00:31:35,250 ♪ And I know all the games you play ♪ 347 00:31:35,260 --> 00:31:37,120 ♪ Because I play them too 348 00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:38,860 ♪ Oh, but I 349 00:31:38,860 --> 00:31:41,060 ♪ Need some time off 350 00:31:41,060 --> 00:31:44,030 ♪ From that emotion 351 00:31:44,030 --> 00:31:47,330 ♪ Time to pick my heart up off the floor ♪ 352 00:31:47,330 --> 00:31:51,040 ♪ Oh, and when that love comes down ♪ 353 00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:53,810 ♪ Without devotion 354 00:31:53,810 --> 00:31:55,940 ♪ Well, it takes a strong man, baby ♪ 355 00:31:55,940 --> 00:31:58,110 ♪ But I'm showing you the door ♪ 356 00:31:58,110 --> 00:31:59,940 ♪ 'Cause I gotta have faith 357 00:31:59,950 --> 00:32:02,980 ♪ I gotta have faith 358 00:32:02,980 --> 00:32:05,020 ♪ Because I gotta have faith, faith, faith ♪ 359 00:32:05,020 --> 00:32:08,090 ♪ I got to have faith, faith, faith ♪ 360 00:32:08,090 --> 00:32:10,620 ♪ Baby 361 00:32:10,620 --> 00:32:13,020 ♪ I know you're asking me to stay ♪ 362 00:32:13,030 --> 00:32:15,290 ♪ Say please, please, please, don't go away ♪ 363 00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:17,330 ♪ You say I'm giving you the blues ♪ 364 00:32:17,330 --> 00:32:19,900 ♪ Maybe 365 00:32:19,900 --> 00:32:22,970 ♪ You mean every word you say ♪ 366 00:32:22,970 --> 00:32:25,300 ♪ Can't help but think of yesterday ♪ 367 00:32:25,310 --> 00:32:28,710 ♪ And another who tied me down to loverboy rules ♪ 368 00:32:28,710 --> 00:32:30,910 ♪ Before this river 369 00:32:30,910 --> 00:32:33,880 ♪ Becomes an ocean 370 00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:37,080 ♪ Before you throw my heart back on the floor ♪ 371 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:40,850 ♪ Oh, baby, I reconsider 372 00:32:40,850 --> 00:32:43,760 ♪ My foolish notion 373 00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:45,960 ♪ Well, I need someone to hold me ♪ 374 00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:48,230 ♪ But I'll wait for something more ♪ 375 00:32:48,230 --> 00:32:49,690 ♪ Yes, I gotta have faith... ♪ 376 00:32:51,900 --> 00:32:54,370 Isn't it dangerous? 377 00:32:54,370 --> 00:32:57,170 Not if you know what you're doing. 378 00:32:57,170 --> 00:32:59,440 Why don't you use an electric? 379 00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:02,840 Americans like electric things. 380 00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:05,010 Ha. Not this American. 381 00:33:05,010 --> 00:33:07,280 I know. 382 00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:09,050 It makes you feel macho. 383 00:33:09,050 --> 00:33:10,880 Yeah. 384 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:12,350 You're a real tiger. 385 00:33:12,350 --> 00:33:13,890 ( laughs ) 386 00:33:13,890 --> 00:33:15,950 ( laughs ) You think you're Hemingway. 387 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:18,060 Hemingway had a beard. 388 00:33:18,060 --> 00:33:19,460 Let me try. 389 00:33:19,460 --> 00:33:22,690 No way, no way. I value my hide. 390 00:33:22,700 --> 00:33:24,400 - Please. - No. 391 00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:27,200 Please, please, just one little try. 392 00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:30,700 ( laughs ) Now who can refuse you anything? 393 00:33:34,140 --> 00:33:36,270 Eh eh, like this. 394 00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:38,440 No, nuh-uh. Yeah. 395 00:33:38,450 --> 00:33:41,250 Not too much of an angle. 396 00:33:41,250 --> 00:33:45,380 Uh-huh. 397 00:33:45,390 --> 00:33:48,150 Uh-huh. 398 00:33:48,150 --> 00:33:50,190 ( gasps ) Ah. 399 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:26,960 Oscar: Her pussy was a neat, discreet little cleft. 400 00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:31,030 But as soon as the animal within was roused by my caresses, 401 00:34:31,030 --> 00:34:32,930 it would stir, 402 00:34:32,930 --> 00:34:36,300 draw aside the silken curtain covering its lair 403 00:34:36,300 --> 00:34:38,940 and become a carnivorous flower. 404 00:34:38,940 --> 00:34:43,170 A baby's mouth greedily sucking my finger. 405 00:34:43,180 --> 00:34:46,840 I loved to tease her clitoris with the tip of my tongue 406 00:34:46,850 --> 00:34:48,550 and then abandon it 407 00:34:48,550 --> 00:34:51,250 wet and glistening, 408 00:34:51,250 --> 00:34:54,450 like a little duck dabbling in a pool of pink flesh. 409 00:34:54,450 --> 00:34:56,850 Right. 410 00:34:56,860 --> 00:35:00,160 Nigel, come on. Don't look so shocked. 411 00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:01,790 Eh. 412 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,960 Steady on, old boy. ( laughs ) 413 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:05,330 I'm only going into such detail 414 00:35:05,330 --> 00:35:08,270 to show you how completely enslaved I was, 415 00:35:08,270 --> 00:35:11,070 body and soul, by this creature 416 00:35:11,070 --> 00:35:13,570 whose dangerous charms have made such an impression on you. 417 00:35:13,570 --> 00:35:16,910 I-- why-- why do you keep saying that? 418 00:35:16,910 --> 00:35:19,880 You mean I'm mistaken? Oh, all right. 419 00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:23,450 I'll let it go. Leave me with my memories. 420 00:35:23,450 --> 00:35:25,850 No, I mean-- 421 00:35:25,850 --> 00:35:28,920 if in some way it helps you to get it off your chest or something-- 422 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:31,360 What a compassionate fellow you are, Nigel. 423 00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:33,860 Actually, I-- to tell the truth, I should be going. 424 00:35:33,860 --> 00:35:36,230 My wife will think I've fallen overboard. 425 00:35:36,230 --> 00:35:39,230 You know, you'd have made a very good analyst. 426 00:35:39,230 --> 00:35:42,470 Not many men would have listened to so much for so long. 427 00:35:42,470 --> 00:35:45,470 ( chuckles ) Yeah. 428 00:35:45,470 --> 00:35:47,570 Well, anyway, thanks for the drink. 429 00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:13,000 ( door creaking ) 430 00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:42,330 What I can't understand is why he'd think you'd be interested 431 00:36:42,330 --> 00:36:44,030 in all these sordid details. 432 00:36:44,030 --> 00:36:46,030 I haven't a clue. 433 00:36:46,030 --> 00:36:48,330 He probably lets his hair down every time he corners a captive audience. 434 00:36:48,330 --> 00:36:49,970 Poor chap. 435 00:36:49,970 --> 00:36:52,570 Poor chap? He's a verbal exhibitionist. 436 00:36:52,570 --> 00:36:54,510 - Right. - It's his wife I feel sorry for. 437 00:36:54,510 --> 00:36:56,040 Yeah. 438 00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,010 Did I mention I met her in the bar last night? 439 00:36:58,010 --> 00:36:59,610 - No. - No, I didn't, did I? 440 00:36:59,610 --> 00:37:01,350 Was she feeling better? 441 00:37:01,350 --> 00:37:03,010 Yeah, much better. Much better. 442 00:37:03,020 --> 00:37:05,120 She's not bad-looking, actually. 443 00:37:08,220 --> 00:37:09,250 Thank you. 444 00:37:09,260 --> 00:37:10,690 They're coming. 445 00:37:10,690 --> 00:37:12,160 What? 446 00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:14,060 Your American friend and his wife. 447 00:37:14,060 --> 00:37:16,160 Nigel. 448 00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:18,360 Oh. 449 00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,360 Just as long as he doesn't park himself on us. 450 00:37:20,370 --> 00:37:22,530 After what he told you last night? He wouldn't dare, 451 00:37:22,540 --> 00:37:24,570 - would he? - Nigel, old chap. 452 00:37:24,570 --> 00:37:26,000 Good to see you. 453 00:37:26,010 --> 00:37:28,210 This must be your lovely wife. 454 00:37:28,210 --> 00:37:29,640 Hi there, I'm Oscar. 455 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:31,340 Mimi you already know, don't you? 456 00:37:31,340 --> 00:37:33,280 - Hi. - Hello. 457 00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:35,550 - So do you, Nigel, right? - Mm-hmm, yeah. Hello. 458 00:37:35,550 --> 00:37:37,580 Look, I hate to break up a twosome, 459 00:37:37,580 --> 00:37:39,350 but would you mind if I joined you? 460 00:37:39,350 --> 00:37:41,690 We had an invitation to the captain's table. 461 00:37:41,690 --> 00:37:43,620 Trouble is, I'm allergic to beards. 462 00:37:43,620 --> 00:37:45,160 Are you allergic to cripples? 463 00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:47,090 Oh! 464 00:37:47,090 --> 00:37:49,560 Well, after an intro like that, how could we refuse? 465 00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:51,200 Fine, it's settled, then. 466 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:52,460 Off you go, baby. 467 00:37:52,470 --> 00:37:55,030 Thanks. Have fun. 468 00:37:55,030 --> 00:37:58,100 Mmm. Mimi doesn't share my aversion. 469 00:37:58,100 --> 00:38:01,170 In fact, she's not too choosy in general. 470 00:38:01,170 --> 00:38:03,410 Can't be. She couldn't have married me. 471 00:38:05,540 --> 00:38:08,580 What a girl. 472 00:38:08,580 --> 00:38:10,280 Knocking 'em dead as usual. 473 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:11,250 ( chuckling ) 474 00:38:11,250 --> 00:38:12,650 Just wine for me, white. 475 00:38:12,650 --> 00:38:15,190 Anything as long as it's not retsina. 476 00:38:15,190 --> 00:38:18,120 Yes, Mimi's very lovely. 477 00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:20,590 But you-- I still don't know your name, by the way. 478 00:38:20,590 --> 00:38:22,060 Fiona. 479 00:38:22,060 --> 00:38:24,200 Fiona. I hope you won't think me forward, 480 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:27,330 but I find your own brand of beauty more subtle. 481 00:38:27,330 --> 00:38:29,530 It has that inimitably British quality-- 482 00:38:29,540 --> 00:38:33,470 a kind of reticence that hints at untapped potentiality. 483 00:38:33,470 --> 00:38:35,370 - ( laughs ) - French Chablis, sir. 484 00:38:35,380 --> 00:38:38,440 Nigel's been tapping my potentialities for years. Haven't you, Nigel? 485 00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:41,010 Well, Nigel? 486 00:38:41,010 --> 00:38:44,220 Well, come on, your lovely wife has just implied 487 00:38:44,220 --> 00:38:46,550 that she's lost all her mystery for you. 488 00:38:46,550 --> 00:38:48,420 True or false? 489 00:38:48,420 --> 00:38:50,420 No, I mean, I think there's probably a corner of everyone 490 00:38:50,420 --> 00:38:52,460 that remains to be explored. 491 00:38:54,290 --> 00:38:56,360 Halfhearted, but better than nothing. 492 00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:58,130 Well, Fiona, 493 00:38:58,130 --> 00:39:03,430 He's right, though. Everyone has secret nooks and crannies. 494 00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,570 Every relationship, no matter how harmonious, 495 00:39:05,570 --> 00:39:08,340 contains seeds of farce, tragedy. 496 00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:13,280 Mmm. 497 00:39:15,110 --> 00:39:17,080 I do not like the look of that sky much. 498 00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:19,050 I hope the weather's going to hold. 499 00:39:19,050 --> 00:39:21,320 Jesus, don't tell me you're taking refuge in the weather. 500 00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:23,420 You know what I hope? 501 00:39:23,420 --> 00:39:26,720 I hope the ship goes down and we're all marooned on a desert island. 502 00:39:26,730 --> 00:39:28,730 I'd wind up the sole survivor. 503 00:39:28,730 --> 00:39:31,300 That's charming. And why do you say that? 504 00:39:31,300 --> 00:39:34,430 Because no one would be tempted to cannibalize my shriveled carcass. 505 00:39:34,430 --> 00:39:36,530 ( Oscar laughing ) 506 00:39:53,390 --> 00:39:55,490 I hope he hasn't been boring you. 507 00:39:55,490 --> 00:39:56,820 No, not at all. 508 00:39:56,820 --> 00:39:59,160 Your husband has a great sense of humor. 509 00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:02,590 Black humor, but still, he's been keeping us thoroughly entertained. 510 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,330 - Oscar: See, baby? - Mimi: See what? 511 00:40:04,330 --> 00:40:06,330 Our British friends find me entertaining. 512 00:40:06,330 --> 00:40:08,200 In small doses, perhaps. 513 00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:11,270 But now we must leave them in peace. 514 00:40:11,270 --> 00:40:13,570 Ah, indeed. 515 00:40:13,570 --> 00:40:15,310 Thanks for taking care of him. 516 00:40:15,310 --> 00:40:16,810 Fiona: Not at all. 517 00:40:16,810 --> 00:40:19,140 Ah, Fiona, 518 00:40:19,150 --> 00:40:22,680 I've already imposed on you, but may I beg a favor? 519 00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:24,320 As I'm sure he told you, 520 00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:26,580 Nigel and I had a chat last night. 521 00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:28,850 I found him such stimulating company. 522 00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:31,160 Could I borrow him again this afternoon? 523 00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:33,320 Just for an hour or so? 524 00:40:33,330 --> 00:40:35,760 Well, he's quite grown up. He doesn't have to have mommy's permission. 525 00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:37,460 ( laughs ) 526 00:40:37,460 --> 00:40:38,760 Ta. 527 00:40:48,770 --> 00:40:51,340 Oscar: The seasons came and went. 528 00:40:51,340 --> 00:40:54,880 Mimi's face still held a thousand mysteries for me, 529 00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:57,550 her body a thousand sweet promises. 530 00:40:57,550 --> 00:41:00,250 But lurking at the back of my mind 531 00:41:00,250 --> 00:41:02,850 was an unspoken fear that we'd already scaled 532 00:41:02,860 --> 00:41:05,190 the heights of our relationship. 533 00:41:05,190 --> 00:41:07,560 It would all be downhill from now on. 534 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:09,890 And then something happened. 535 00:41:11,860 --> 00:41:15,700 Something that would put things on a totally different plane. 536 00:41:17,900 --> 00:41:20,170 We were at Kitzbühel. 537 00:41:20,170 --> 00:41:21,740 Skiing vacation. 538 00:41:21,740 --> 00:41:24,180 I'd rented a chalet there. 539 00:41:24,180 --> 00:41:28,810 It was one of those nights, warm and cozy inside, 540 00:41:28,810 --> 00:41:32,820 great fat snowflakes drifting down in the blackness 541 00:41:32,820 --> 00:41:34,690 beyond the frosted panes, 542 00:41:34,690 --> 00:41:37,820 no light but the glow from the set, 543 00:41:37,820 --> 00:41:41,530 Mimi on the floor wearing a T-shirt and nothing else, 544 00:41:41,530 --> 00:41:45,660 watching some old American soap dubbed in German, 545 00:41:45,670 --> 00:41:48,530 and me on the couch watching her, 546 00:41:48,530 --> 00:41:51,740 sprawled in a sort of boozy stupor. 547 00:41:51,740 --> 00:41:53,600 All at once, she got up, 548 00:41:53,610 --> 00:41:56,970 stalked over to the set, 549 00:41:56,980 --> 00:42:01,210 spread her legs, 550 00:42:01,210 --> 00:42:05,620 and pissed on the screen like she wanted to blot it out. 551 00:42:05,620 --> 00:42:08,290 Time stood still for an instant. 552 00:42:08,290 --> 00:42:09,990 Then I rolled off the couch. 553 00:42:09,990 --> 00:42:12,460 I crawled over like a lunatic. 554 00:42:12,460 --> 00:42:14,430 I wormed my way between her legs 555 00:42:14,430 --> 00:42:16,960 and I turned over. 556 00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:20,500 And right away, I was engulfed with this warm, 557 00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:23,900 golden cascade. 558 00:42:23,900 --> 00:42:27,300 It spattered my cheeks, it filled my nostrils, 559 00:42:27,310 --> 00:42:28,910 it stung my eyes. 560 00:42:28,910 --> 00:42:32,540 And then something jolted my brain 561 00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:35,350 with multi-megavolt intensity. 562 00:42:35,350 --> 00:42:39,820 There was this blinding flash in the back of my eyeballs. 563 00:42:39,820 --> 00:42:43,890 I experienced the orgasm of a lifetime. 564 00:42:43,890 --> 00:42:45,690 For God's sake, man. 565 00:42:45,690 --> 00:42:49,330 It was like a white-hot blade piercing me through and through. 566 00:42:49,330 --> 00:42:52,030 This was my Nile, my Ganges, my Jordan, 567 00:42:52,030 --> 00:42:54,670 my fountain of youth, my second baptism. 568 00:42:54,670 --> 00:42:57,770 Look, I think I'm probably as broad-minded as the next man, 569 00:42:57,770 --> 00:43:00,300 but, I mean, honestly, there are limits. 570 00:43:00,310 --> 00:43:01,940 Stop twittering, Nigel. 571 00:43:01,940 --> 00:43:04,980 I'm sharing a revelation with you, damn it. 572 00:43:04,980 --> 00:43:08,010 I'm trying to expand your sexual horizons. 573 00:43:08,010 --> 00:43:09,910 Oh, I see. And what makes you think they need expanding? 574 00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:12,620 I'm sure your tumbles with Fiona 575 00:43:12,620 --> 00:43:14,420 are all perfectly adequate. 576 00:43:14,420 --> 00:43:16,750 Very sanitary and hygienic in their way. 577 00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:18,820 You bloody well leave us out of this. 578 00:43:18,820 --> 00:43:22,290 I mean, at least we've got some decency. 579 00:43:22,300 --> 00:43:24,330 What do you think you're doing, 580 00:43:24,330 --> 00:43:28,370 sharing the details of your perverted sex life with a total stranger? 581 00:43:28,370 --> 00:43:29,730 It's just downright obscene. 582 00:43:29,740 --> 00:43:34,810 Have you ever felt real overpowering passion? 583 00:43:34,810 --> 00:43:37,010 Have you ever truly idolized a woman? 584 00:43:37,010 --> 00:43:40,080 Nothing can be obscene in such a love. 585 00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:42,750 Everything that occurs between you becomes a sacrament. 586 00:43:42,750 --> 00:43:44,750 Don't you see? 587 00:43:46,450 --> 00:43:48,550 Come on, sit down. 588 00:43:48,550 --> 00:43:50,590 Have another cup of tea. 589 00:43:50,590 --> 00:43:52,690 It'll steady your nerves. 590 00:43:55,090 --> 00:43:58,500 So, anyway, 591 00:43:58,500 --> 00:44:00,860 that was our sexual Rubicon. 592 00:44:00,870 --> 00:44:05,500 It opened up all sorts of new possibilities. 593 00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:07,770 ( pop music playing ) 594 00:44:17,780 --> 00:44:21,390 ( laughs ) 595 00:44:21,390 --> 00:44:23,490 ( Mimi laughing ) 596 00:44:23,490 --> 00:44:25,960 ( both laughing ) 597 00:44:46,850 --> 00:44:48,910 Oscar: I always had a suspicion 598 00:44:48,910 --> 00:44:51,080 it might be supremely pleasurable 599 00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:54,450 to be humiliated by a beautiful woman. 600 00:44:54,450 --> 00:44:58,490 But it was only now I realized 601 00:44:58,490 --> 00:45:00,920 what this could entail. 602 00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:26,420 ( muffled ) Mimi. 603 00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:34,790 ( grunts ) 604 00:47:07,020 --> 00:47:09,590 Oscar: We shut ourselves up with our toys 605 00:47:09,590 --> 00:47:11,860 for weeks on end, 606 00:47:11,860 --> 00:47:15,730 never going out, seeing no one but each other. 607 00:47:15,730 --> 00:47:19,260 I guess it was asking too much of any couple. 608 00:47:19,270 --> 00:47:22,600 - Oscar? - Just a minute. 609 00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:24,900 Did you really have all these women? 610 00:47:24,900 --> 00:47:27,170 What women? 611 00:47:27,170 --> 00:47:29,840 The ones you write about. 612 00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:32,910 Does it matter? 613 00:47:32,910 --> 00:47:34,780 It's a book, for Christ's sake. 614 00:47:34,780 --> 00:47:36,850 I know, I'm just curious. 615 00:47:36,850 --> 00:47:39,180 Do you like it? That's what matters. 616 00:47:39,180 --> 00:47:41,720 It's very sexy. 617 00:47:41,720 --> 00:47:44,560 Forget about sex for two seconds. 618 00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:46,860 What do you think of the quality of the writing? 619 00:47:46,860 --> 00:47:48,660 I can't judge. 620 00:47:48,660 --> 00:47:49,990 My English isn't good enough. 621 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,100 "My English isn't good enough." 622 00:47:52,100 --> 00:47:54,030 Why read the fucking book at all? 623 00:47:54,030 --> 00:47:56,170 Because I love you. 624 00:47:56,170 --> 00:47:58,140 Because I love everything to do with you. 625 00:47:58,140 --> 00:48:00,140 It's a pity you're not in publishing. 626 00:48:00,140 --> 00:48:04,240 I'd be at the top of the best-seller list by now. 627 00:48:04,240 --> 00:48:06,110 When will it be published? 628 00:48:06,110 --> 00:48:08,150 You tell me. 629 00:48:08,150 --> 00:48:10,610 I'm working on it. 630 00:48:10,620 --> 00:48:14,650 Oscar: We were getting to be like two goldfish in a bowl. 631 00:48:14,650 --> 00:48:16,220 "Come on," I told her. 632 00:48:16,220 --> 00:48:18,190 "We need a change of scene. 633 00:48:18,190 --> 00:48:20,990 Let's each round up a few friends and hit the town." 634 00:48:20,990 --> 00:48:23,330 ♪ 'Cause you're not welcome anymore ♪ 635 00:48:23,330 --> 00:48:25,200 ♪ Weren't you the one 636 00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:27,100 ♪ Who tried to hurt me with goodbye? ♪ 637 00:48:27,100 --> 00:48:29,300 ♪ Did you think I'd crumble? 638 00:48:29,300 --> 00:48:30,900 ♪ Did you think I'd lay down and die? ♪ 639 00:48:30,900 --> 00:48:33,140 - No. - ♪ Oh, no, not I 640 00:48:33,140 --> 00:48:35,170 ♪ I will survive 641 00:48:35,170 --> 00:48:37,740 ♪ Oh, as long as I know how to love ♪ 642 00:48:37,740 --> 00:48:39,810 ♪ I know I'll stay alive 643 00:48:39,810 --> 00:48:41,780 ♪ I've got all my life to live ♪ 644 00:48:41,780 --> 00:48:43,350 ♪ I've got all my love to give ♪ 645 00:48:43,350 --> 00:48:45,350 ♪ And I'll survive 646 00:48:45,350 --> 00:48:47,650 ♪ I will survive 647 00:48:47,650 --> 00:48:48,650 ♪ Hey, hey 648 00:48:49,990 --> 00:48:52,160 Totally! It's true. 649 00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:54,190 ( laughing ) 650 00:48:54,190 --> 00:48:55,760 Ya think? 651 00:48:57,130 --> 00:49:00,630 ( slow music playing ) 652 00:49:07,170 --> 00:49:11,740 ♪ All that I have is all that you've given me ♪ 653 00:49:15,210 --> 00:49:17,880 ♪ Did you never worry 654 00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:20,920 ♪ That I'd come to depend on you? ♪ 655 00:49:22,950 --> 00:49:27,260 ♪ I gave you all the love I had in me ♪ 656 00:49:30,700 --> 00:49:34,000 ♪ Now I find you've lied 657 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:38,000 ♪ And I can't believe it's true ♪ 658 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,100 ♪ Wrapped in her arms 659 00:49:40,110 --> 00:49:43,740 ♪ I see you across the street ♪ 660 00:49:43,740 --> 00:49:46,240 ♪ I see you across the street ♪ 661 00:49:46,250 --> 00:49:48,350 ♪ And I can't help but wonder ♪ 662 00:49:48,350 --> 00:49:51,780 ♪ If she knows what's going on ♪ 663 00:49:53,150 --> 00:49:55,390 ♪ Oh, you talk of love 664 00:49:55,390 --> 00:49:58,460 ♪ But you don't know how it feels ♪ 665 00:50:01,730 --> 00:50:05,000 ♪ When you realize 666 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,400 ♪ That you're not the only one... ♪ 667 00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:08,900 - 'Night. - What's the matter? 668 00:50:08,900 --> 00:50:12,940 ♪ Oh, you'd better stop... 669 00:50:12,940 --> 00:50:16,170 Oscar: I'd always found infidelity 670 00:50:16,180 --> 00:50:19,340 the most titillating aspect of any relationship. 671 00:50:19,340 --> 00:50:22,950 That scene should have turned me on. 672 00:50:22,950 --> 00:50:24,920 So why didn't it? 673 00:50:26,350 --> 00:50:30,950 Why did I feel so hurt? 674 00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:32,720 Pas de cigarette, s'il vous plait. 675 00:50:43,470 --> 00:50:46,440 ( TV playing in French ) 676 00:50:49,470 --> 00:50:50,840 Hi. 677 00:50:55,150 --> 00:50:56,810 Oscar? 678 00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:01,490 Why did you do it? 679 00:51:06,060 --> 00:51:08,390 Why don't you say something? 680 00:51:08,390 --> 00:51:10,390 What do you want me to say? 681 00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:12,530 Why did you walk out on me like that? 682 00:51:12,530 --> 00:51:15,170 You don't know? 683 00:51:15,170 --> 00:51:17,130 You started it, 684 00:51:17,140 --> 00:51:19,400 flirting with my old roommate. 685 00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:21,470 You were all over her. 686 00:51:21,470 --> 00:51:23,470 Bullshit. We were having a couple laughs. 687 00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:24,810 And we were just having a dance. 688 00:51:24,810 --> 00:51:26,040 Some dance. 689 00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:27,540 Decent of you not to fuck him on the floor. 690 00:51:27,550 --> 00:51:30,210 Oh! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 691 00:51:30,220 --> 00:51:32,350 I did it because I was jealous. 692 00:51:32,350 --> 00:51:34,420 Please, please, forgive me. 693 00:51:34,420 --> 00:51:36,320 You're my tiger. 694 00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:38,320 I don't want anyone but you! 695 00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:40,290 Not ever! 696 00:51:40,290 --> 00:51:42,530 ( sobbing ) I love you. 697 00:51:42,530 --> 00:51:44,530 I love you. 698 00:51:44,530 --> 00:51:46,460 Oscar: I loved her too. 699 00:51:46,470 --> 00:51:48,830 But our credit was running out. 700 00:51:48,830 --> 00:51:51,540 We were headed for sexual bankruptcy. 701 00:51:54,910 --> 00:51:57,440 ( rooster crowing ) 702 00:51:57,440 --> 00:52:00,940 ( farm animals making noise ) 703 00:52:00,950 --> 00:52:03,850 ( sniffing ) 704 00:52:03,850 --> 00:52:07,580 Mmm, I smell pig. 705 00:52:10,820 --> 00:52:12,320 ( laughing ) 706 00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:14,460 - Oscar: Don't laugh. - Don't talk. 707 00:52:14,460 --> 00:52:16,590 Come, piggy! 708 00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:19,200 Where is he? 709 00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:22,230 Come, piggy wiggy. 710 00:52:22,230 --> 00:52:28,840 Where are you? 711 00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:34,540 ( laughs ) 712 00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:42,320 - Get off! Get off! - ( grunting ) 713 00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:46,190 How dare you try to fuck me, you filthy beast? 714 00:52:46,190 --> 00:52:49,560 - Take that. - ( grunting ) 715 00:52:54,030 --> 00:52:56,170 - Oscar: Harder. - Shut up. 716 00:52:56,170 --> 00:52:58,130 - Harder. - Shut up! 717 00:52:58,140 --> 00:53:01,340 Aw, you spoiled it. 718 00:53:01,340 --> 00:53:04,140 Pigs don't talk. 719 00:53:04,140 --> 00:53:07,040 How can I believe in a pig that talks? 720 00:53:07,050 --> 00:53:10,180 ( rooster crows ) 721 00:53:12,420 --> 00:53:15,490 You know something? 722 00:53:15,490 --> 00:53:19,590 I don't believe in it either. 723 00:53:19,590 --> 00:53:22,160 Not anymore. 724 00:53:29,370 --> 00:53:31,530 That was it. 725 00:53:31,540 --> 00:53:34,170 The spell was broken at last. 726 00:53:34,170 --> 00:53:36,610 Nigel: Ah, jolly good thing too, if you ask me. 727 00:53:36,610 --> 00:53:39,310 Hate to think what you'd be up to next. 728 00:53:39,310 --> 00:53:42,180 Don't worry, Nigel. There's plenty more to tell. 729 00:53:42,180 --> 00:53:44,680 What makes you think I want to hear it? 730 00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:47,050 I still don't know what gives you the idea 731 00:53:47,050 --> 00:53:48,650 that I enjoy being used as a rubbish dump 732 00:53:48,650 --> 00:53:50,250 for your unsavory reminiscences. 733 00:53:50,260 --> 00:53:51,490 Don't you? 734 00:53:51,490 --> 00:53:54,190 Don't you really, Nigel? 735 00:53:56,930 --> 00:53:58,460 ( laughs ) 736 00:53:58,460 --> 00:53:59,930 He's still here? 737 00:53:59,930 --> 00:54:01,970 Yeah, I'm afraid I am, yes. 738 00:54:01,970 --> 00:54:04,500 But I'm just off now. 739 00:54:04,500 --> 00:54:08,970 You know, Nigel has been extremely patient with me. 740 00:54:08,970 --> 00:54:12,940 We don't see eye to eye on everything, 741 00:54:12,950 --> 00:54:16,210 but we share at least one interest in common. 742 00:54:16,210 --> 00:54:18,150 You, baby. 743 00:54:18,150 --> 00:54:21,690 I suppose that's why he keeps coming back for more. 744 00:54:21,690 --> 00:54:23,150 ( laughs ) 745 00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:25,590 Anyway, as I say, I'm just off. 746 00:54:25,590 --> 00:54:27,960 So thanks very much for the tea. 747 00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:29,330 Toodle-oo. 748 00:54:29,330 --> 00:54:30,730 Bye. 749 00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:35,100 ( Mimi laughing ) 750 00:54:35,100 --> 00:54:39,070 ( Oscar laughing ) 751 00:54:49,410 --> 00:54:52,120 - Oh! Sorry. - You were gone long enough. 752 00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:54,120 I am really sorry, darling. 753 00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:56,120 I was going to go to dinner without you. 754 00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:57,650 It's just incredibly hard to get away. 755 00:54:57,660 --> 00:54:59,160 You saw what he's like. 756 00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:02,090 - She there too? - Who? 757 00:55:02,090 --> 00:55:04,760 Wrong answer, Nigel. Yes or no would have been fine. 758 00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:07,300 But "who"? You know perfectly well who I mean. 759 00:55:07,300 --> 00:55:09,130 Oh, right, Mimi. 760 00:55:09,130 --> 00:55:12,040 Yeah, she rolled up just as I was leaving. 761 00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:13,640 Odd creature. 762 00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:16,070 So you said-- odd, but not bad-looking. 763 00:55:16,070 --> 00:55:17,710 Most men would find her stunning. 764 00:55:17,710 --> 00:55:19,440 Most women too, for that matter. 765 00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:22,310 Well, look, I am not most men. 766 00:55:22,310 --> 00:55:25,550 I'm your husband, right? 767 00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:28,220 There we go. 768 00:55:28,220 --> 00:55:30,120 Here they are, all locked up. 769 00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:32,160 - Oh, hello. - I say, is this your little girl? 770 00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:34,160 It is indeed. Amrita, say hello to the lady and gentleman. 771 00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:36,130 - Hello. - Hello, Amrita. 772 00:55:36,130 --> 00:55:38,190 That's a very pretty name. It's almost as pretty as you are. 773 00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:40,460 Quite enchanting. Where have you been hiding her? 774 00:55:40,470 --> 00:55:42,500 I have a nanny that looks after her. 775 00:55:42,500 --> 00:55:45,200 - And your wife? - I'm a widower, dear lady. 776 00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:47,340 - Oh, I'm so sorry. - That's all right. 777 00:55:47,340 --> 00:55:49,540 Anyway, it's lovely to have a child on board. 778 00:55:49,540 --> 00:55:51,810 Yeah, it makes a change from all the wrinklies. 779 00:55:51,810 --> 00:55:54,810 And you? Have you provided for your posterity? 780 00:55:54,810 --> 00:55:56,550 Sorry? 781 00:55:56,550 --> 00:55:58,750 I mean, you have a wife that loves children so much. 782 00:55:58,750 --> 00:56:00,650 I was just wondering if you yourself have a family. 783 00:56:00,650 --> 00:56:02,650 Uh, no, no, we haven't, actually, no. 784 00:56:02,650 --> 00:56:05,790 No, Nigel thinks the world is overpopulated enough as it is 785 00:56:05,790 --> 00:56:07,520 without us adding to the problem. 786 00:56:07,530 --> 00:56:10,560 Well, an admirable sentiment in India, perhaps, 787 00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:12,830 but surely the green fields of England can afford 788 00:56:12,830 --> 00:56:14,530 to have a few more mouths to feed. 789 00:56:14,530 --> 00:56:16,770 What? Oh, I say, look at that. Look. 790 00:56:16,770 --> 00:56:18,540 Oh, look, Amrita, look. See? 791 00:56:18,540 --> 00:56:20,570 - Isn't that beautiful? - Nigel: You cold, darling? 792 00:56:20,570 --> 00:56:23,210 Gosh, I should have brought my coat. 793 00:56:23,210 --> 00:56:25,480 Oh, please, allow me. 794 00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:27,340 - Oh, that's very kind. - Here we are. 795 00:56:27,350 --> 00:56:29,280 Thank you, thank you. 796 00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:31,850 I'll just go and-- I'll fetch you something from the cabin. 797 00:56:31,850 --> 00:56:34,680 - See you in a sec. - Okay. 798 00:56:34,690 --> 00:56:37,450 Believe me, dear lady, 799 00:56:37,460 --> 00:56:40,490 children are a better form of marital therapy 800 00:56:40,490 --> 00:56:42,430 - than any trip to India. - ( Fiona laughs ) 801 00:56:54,670 --> 00:56:57,170 You mustn't believe all he says. 802 00:56:57,180 --> 00:56:58,810 He's a sick man. 803 00:56:58,810 --> 00:57:00,880 He imagines things. 804 00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:08,180 Please, don't think badly of me. 805 00:57:10,550 --> 00:57:13,420 I mean, what are you playing at this time? 806 00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:16,730 It matters to me what you think. 807 00:57:16,730 --> 00:57:19,430 Does it? 808 00:57:19,430 --> 00:57:21,300 Does it really? 809 00:57:21,300 --> 00:57:23,470 I have to talk with you, Nigel. 810 00:57:23,470 --> 00:57:25,740 I have to explain. 811 00:57:25,740 --> 00:57:28,140 All right. 812 00:57:28,140 --> 00:57:29,470 Go ahead. 813 00:57:29,470 --> 00:57:31,640 No, not here. 814 00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:34,680 My cabin. We won't be disturbed there. 815 00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:37,250 Please. 816 00:57:37,250 --> 00:57:41,150 Um, I can't-- I'm afraid-- afraid I can't, not now. 817 00:57:41,150 --> 00:57:43,390 No, later. 818 00:57:43,390 --> 00:57:47,160 5:00, cabin DS1. 819 00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:48,660 Yes? 820 00:58:00,470 --> 00:58:02,440 ( Fiona talking ) 821 00:58:04,940 --> 00:58:07,880 A newspaper! ( laughs ) 822 00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:09,910 - Brought your coat. - Ah. Thanks, Mr. Singh. 823 00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:11,780 Very well. 824 00:58:13,850 --> 00:58:15,690 What a lovely story. 825 00:58:15,690 --> 00:58:18,390 Say thank you, Amrita. 826 00:58:18,390 --> 00:58:20,190 So if your daddy will let me, 827 00:58:20,190 --> 00:58:22,430 I'll come tell you some other stories sometime. Would you like that? 828 00:58:22,430 --> 00:58:23,430 ( laughs ) 829 00:58:23,430 --> 00:58:25,330 Two hearts. 830 00:58:25,330 --> 00:58:27,530 Pass. 831 00:58:27,530 --> 00:58:29,900 Four hearts. 832 00:58:29,900 --> 00:58:31,730 Ich pass. 833 00:58:31,740 --> 00:58:33,570 No bid. 834 00:58:33,570 --> 00:58:34,770 Pass. 835 00:58:56,660 --> 00:59:00,460 Uh, you won't believe this, but I've got to go and see that chap again. 836 00:59:00,470 --> 00:59:03,430 I thought you'd had enough of all that. 837 00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:06,800 I know, it's just he won't take no for an answer. 838 00:59:06,810 --> 00:59:08,740 Uh, I'm so sorry, 839 00:59:08,740 --> 00:59:11,440 but I've simply got to go. 840 00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:13,680 I wonder, would you like to take my place? 841 00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:15,980 - I should be delighted. - Great. 842 00:59:15,980 --> 00:59:18,280 Bridge just keeps on going. 843 00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:21,350 I once played 48 hours nonstop. 844 00:59:21,350 --> 00:59:23,590 You leave your partner in safe hands. 845 00:59:23,590 --> 00:59:25,520 Excellent. I do apologize. 846 00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:27,020 Please excuse me. 847 00:59:27,030 --> 00:59:29,360 Entschuldigung and all that. 848 00:59:44,310 --> 00:59:46,680 ( knocking ) 849 01:00:14,910 --> 01:00:18,340 Mimi ( whispering ): Close the door. 850 01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:42,630 April fool! 851 01:00:42,630 --> 01:00:45,500 ( laughing ) 852 01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:50,540 You pathetic, sick-- 853 01:00:52,810 --> 01:00:54,880 Do you want her? 854 01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:56,810 Yes or no. 855 01:00:56,820 --> 01:00:59,480 I don't want anything more to do with either of you, ever. 856 01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:02,450 Let go. Let me go or I'll-- 857 01:01:02,450 --> 01:01:05,820 "Let me go or I'll call my mommy!" 858 01:01:05,820 --> 01:01:09,460 Go on, get out. 859 01:01:09,460 --> 01:01:12,560 Crawl back to your matrimonial tomb. 860 01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:21,540 You know what? I pity you. 861 01:01:21,540 --> 01:01:23,140 I genuinely pity you both 862 01:01:23,140 --> 01:01:25,610 if this is the way you have to get your kicks. 863 01:01:25,610 --> 01:01:27,440 I get no kicks out of this, believe me. 864 01:01:27,450 --> 01:01:29,980 Yes, and what was this-- what was this little farce, then? 865 01:01:29,980 --> 01:01:32,520 How else could we get you here? 866 01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:39,720 And why is that suddenly of such incredible importance? 867 01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:42,130 Mimi wants you to hear the rest of our story. 868 01:01:42,130 --> 01:01:44,690 She thinks it'll help her chances with you. 869 01:01:44,700 --> 01:01:46,030 ( laughs ) 870 01:01:46,030 --> 01:01:48,600 What are you, her pimp? 871 01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:50,770 I don't begrudge Mimi the right to look elsewhere 872 01:01:50,770 --> 01:01:53,040 for what I can no longer supply. 873 01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:55,840 I merely supervise her affairs 874 01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:59,780 instead of submitting to them. 875 01:01:59,780 --> 01:02:02,650 You can have her, Nigel, 876 01:02:02,650 --> 01:02:06,120 with my blessings, on one condition. 877 01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:07,850 You hear me out. 878 01:02:13,020 --> 01:02:15,430 You make me sick. 879 01:02:15,430 --> 01:02:17,630 Why are you still standing here? 880 01:02:17,630 --> 01:02:21,030 ( laughs ) Come on, Nigel. 881 01:02:21,030 --> 01:02:23,500 It was a joke. 882 01:02:23,500 --> 01:02:25,840 Have a sense of humor, for Christ's sake. 883 01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:27,970 Come on, sit down. Make yourself comfortable. 884 01:02:27,970 --> 01:02:29,970 Use my wheelchair. 885 01:02:31,140 --> 01:02:34,140 ( laughs ) 886 01:02:38,550 --> 01:02:41,480 The brake! The brake! 887 01:02:41,490 --> 01:02:43,550 ( sighs ) 888 01:02:45,660 --> 01:02:48,160 Have a heart, Nigel. 889 01:02:51,660 --> 01:02:54,530 Don't be too rough on a man demolished 890 01:02:54,530 --> 01:02:56,700 by a love that was too strong. 891 01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:04,910 Yes, sir. 892 01:03:04,910 --> 01:03:08,780 We should have stopped right there. 893 01:03:08,780 --> 01:03:12,820 Lovers should quit when their passion is at its peak, 894 01:03:12,820 --> 01:03:17,090 not wait until its inevitable decline. 895 01:03:23,930 --> 01:03:27,900 As it was, my desire for her had begun to wane. 896 01:03:30,170 --> 01:03:35,070 There she would lie, gorgeous, voluptuous, 897 01:03:35,070 --> 01:03:37,870 and it didn't do a thing for me. 898 01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:41,140 I came to resent her failure to excite me 899 01:03:41,150 --> 01:03:43,150 the way she used to. 900 01:03:46,650 --> 01:03:49,150 ( man speaking French ) 901 01:03:49,150 --> 01:03:52,560 We were developing a narcotic dependence 902 01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:54,520 on television, 903 01:03:54,530 --> 01:03:56,990 the marital aid that enables a couple 904 01:03:57,000 --> 01:04:00,560 to endure each other without having to talk. 905 01:04:03,630 --> 01:04:05,940 ( carnival music playing ) 906 01:04:10,810 --> 01:04:14,780 A New York editress was overnighting in Paris 907 01:04:14,780 --> 01:04:16,610 on her way to the Frankfurt Book Fair 908 01:04:16,610 --> 01:04:18,610 and I wanted to show her a good time. 909 01:04:18,620 --> 01:04:20,720 It was a PR job. 910 01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:23,550 And I was apprehensive of her reaction to Mimi, 911 01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:26,690 who tended to upstage every other woman in sight. 912 01:04:26,690 --> 01:04:28,160 You wearing that? 913 01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:29,260 Mmm. 914 01:04:29,260 --> 01:04:31,330 - That dress? - What about it? 915 01:04:33,900 --> 01:04:36,030 Couldn't you wear something else? 916 01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:39,940 What's wrong with it? 917 01:04:39,940 --> 01:04:41,170 Nothing. 918 01:04:41,170 --> 01:04:43,570 What do you mean, nothing? 919 01:04:44,710 --> 01:04:47,180 You think it makes me look fat, eh? 920 01:04:47,180 --> 01:04:49,310 You think it makes my ass look fat. 921 01:04:49,310 --> 01:04:50,980 Did I say that? 922 01:04:50,980 --> 01:04:53,180 You think I've got a fat ass. 923 01:04:53,180 --> 01:04:54,750 You said that. I didn't. 924 01:04:54,750 --> 01:04:56,220 So you do think I've got a fat ass. 925 01:04:56,220 --> 01:04:58,290 Jesus, Mimi, give me a break. 926 01:04:58,290 --> 01:05:01,190 You wouldn't have said that once upon a time. 927 01:05:01,190 --> 01:05:02,930 You liked my ass. 928 01:05:02,930 --> 01:05:06,860 I still like your ass. I'm crazy about your ass. 929 01:05:06,860 --> 01:05:08,730 You don't love me anymore. 930 01:05:08,730 --> 01:05:11,070 For Christ's sake, wear what you fucking want, Mimi. 931 01:05:11,070 --> 01:05:13,640 Wear a fucking bathrobe for all I care. 932 01:05:21,810 --> 01:05:24,750 The trouble is, Oscar, publishing isn't what it used to be. 933 01:05:24,750 --> 01:05:26,950 It's the bottom line that counts now. 934 01:05:26,950 --> 01:05:29,890 Proven track records, advance sales. 935 01:05:29,890 --> 01:05:32,660 No one's going to invest in a newcomer who hasn't proven himself. 936 01:05:32,660 --> 01:05:34,960 So an unknown can't get published unless he's known? 937 01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:36,960 Sounds like a catch-22 to me. 938 01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:38,860 Well, you could call it that. 939 01:05:38,860 --> 01:05:40,760 And your Parisian settings don't help any. 940 01:05:40,770 --> 01:05:42,300 When are you going to come back home? 941 01:05:42,300 --> 01:05:43,730 The United States, where it's at? 942 01:05:43,740 --> 01:05:45,940 No, you wouldn't do that. 943 01:05:45,940 --> 01:05:47,940 Oscar's a fixture here. He's like the Eiffel Tower. 944 01:05:47,940 --> 01:05:50,670 He's right, Beverly. I love it here. 945 01:05:50,680 --> 01:05:52,680 - I feel at home. - Good for you. 946 01:05:52,680 --> 01:05:54,380 Come on, get a life. 947 01:05:54,380 --> 01:05:57,250 Paris is out-- vieux jeu. It's a literary mausoleum. 948 01:05:57,250 --> 01:06:00,650 Henry Miller used it up 50 years ago. 949 01:06:00,650 --> 01:06:04,090 God, I don't think France has been the same since they gave up absinthe. 950 01:06:04,090 --> 01:06:05,690 Oh! 951 01:06:05,690 --> 01:06:07,320 - Ah, sorry, I'm fine. - Hey! 952 01:06:07,330 --> 01:06:08,790 - I'm fine, I'm fine. - Let me clean it up. 953 01:06:08,790 --> 01:06:10,760 Thank you. I'm fine, I'm fine. 954 01:06:12,830 --> 01:06:15,430 You know what? I should make you my agent. 955 01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:19,340 That'd solve all my problems. 956 01:06:19,340 --> 01:06:21,440 "Paris is out. Vieux jeu." 957 01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:24,670 You really did me some good tonight. 958 01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:26,980 Like I don't have enough trouble getting published. 959 01:06:26,980 --> 01:06:29,210 I couldn't bear to see you crawl up her ass like that. 960 01:06:29,210 --> 01:06:31,750 I'll crawl up the ass of anyone I fucking well feel like. 961 01:06:31,750 --> 01:06:33,020 Yours isn't the only one in town. 962 01:06:33,020 --> 01:06:35,220 Is that how you feel? 963 01:06:35,220 --> 01:06:36,950 That's exactly how I feel. 964 01:06:36,950 --> 01:06:38,750 In that case, I'd better go. 965 01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:40,760 Okay, you do that. 966 01:07:10,220 --> 01:07:13,220 ( typing ) 967 01:07:15,330 --> 01:07:17,160 I'm going now. 968 01:07:17,160 --> 01:07:18,490 Uh-huh. 969 01:07:20,430 --> 01:07:23,230 - Are you sad I'm going? - Uh-huh. 970 01:07:23,230 --> 01:07:25,740 You're not sad. 971 01:07:27,840 --> 01:07:30,340 I am sad. But it's better this way. 972 01:07:40,220 --> 01:07:43,250 ( typing continues ) 973 01:07:51,830 --> 01:07:53,800 My keys. 974 01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:56,000 Thanks. 975 01:07:57,370 --> 01:08:00,840 ( sobbing ) I love you. I love you so much. 976 01:08:00,840 --> 01:08:02,970 Please don't make me go. 977 01:08:02,970 --> 01:08:05,270 Please. 978 01:08:09,250 --> 01:08:11,250 Stop crying. 979 01:08:12,980 --> 01:08:15,350 Go make some coffee or something, huh? 980 01:08:47,050 --> 01:08:49,350 Oscar: I came to dread bedtime. 981 01:08:52,890 --> 01:08:57,430 I would feel this overpowering desire to sleep. 982 01:08:57,430 --> 01:09:00,100 Gee. 983 01:09:00,100 --> 01:09:02,400 I'm bushed. 984 01:09:05,140 --> 01:09:07,270 ( sighs ) 985 01:09:11,170 --> 01:09:13,980 Oscar: I'd feel sorry for her. 986 01:09:13,980 --> 01:09:15,480 Good night. 987 01:09:15,480 --> 01:09:18,510 Lying there with her belly crying famine, 988 01:09:18,520 --> 01:09:21,020 her organs in turmoil. 989 01:09:21,020 --> 01:09:22,850 Kiss me good night. 990 01:09:30,190 --> 01:09:32,960 Not like that. Hold me. 991 01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:36,130 I would crush my lips against hers 992 01:09:36,130 --> 01:09:39,170 like you mash out a butt in an ashtray. 993 01:09:39,170 --> 01:09:41,170 But that was only a prelude 994 01:09:41,170 --> 01:09:43,970 to the most unoriginal act known to man, 995 01:09:43,980 --> 01:09:47,440 the process referred to as copulation. 996 01:09:55,320 --> 01:09:58,090 I felt like a rat in a trap. 997 01:09:58,090 --> 01:10:01,220 Out there, people were having fun, 998 01:10:01,230 --> 01:10:03,990 dancing, making love. 999 01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:07,900 Paris was throbbing to its own frenetic rhythms. 1000 01:10:07,900 --> 01:10:12,100 They pounded away in my head, driving me crazy. 1001 01:10:12,100 --> 01:10:16,440 I craved variety. I hungered for noise and excitement. 1002 01:10:23,950 --> 01:10:26,050 ( tone beeping ) 1003 01:10:45,140 --> 01:10:47,140 ( pop music playing ) 1004 01:10:47,140 --> 01:10:49,410 Oscar: Yeah. 1005 01:10:51,010 --> 01:10:52,640 Yeah. 1006 01:10:55,180 --> 01:10:58,680 ( moaning ) 1007 01:10:58,680 --> 01:11:00,720 Yes. 1008 01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:03,320 Yeah-- oh, no! 1009 01:11:03,320 --> 01:11:07,590 - No! Oh! Oh, no! - ( dog growling ) 1010 01:11:07,590 --> 01:11:09,560 - Oh! Holy shit! - ( dog yelps ) 1011 01:11:18,540 --> 01:11:21,070 Do you have to drink it that way? 1012 01:11:21,070 --> 01:11:23,110 Why can't you use a glass? 1013 01:11:23,110 --> 01:11:25,310 What's the difference? It tastes the same. 1014 01:11:25,310 --> 01:11:26,980 It doesn't look the same. 1015 01:11:26,980 --> 01:11:29,010 Oh, la la. 1016 01:11:29,010 --> 01:11:31,010 I didn't know you were so delicate. 1017 01:11:31,020 --> 01:11:33,280 - What do you mean, delicate? - I mean delicate. 1018 01:11:33,280 --> 01:11:36,290 I know what you mean, but it's just not the right word in English. 1019 01:11:36,290 --> 01:11:38,290 If you don't know the right word in English, say it in French. 1020 01:11:38,290 --> 01:11:41,420 I don't say it in French because your French isn't good enough. 1021 01:11:41,430 --> 01:11:43,430 It's better than your English. 1022 01:11:43,430 --> 01:11:45,690 After all these years in Paris? 1023 01:11:45,700 --> 01:11:47,300 So it should be. 1024 01:11:47,300 --> 01:11:49,260 Maybe your English isn't that good either. 1025 01:11:49,270 --> 01:11:52,700 Maybe that's why no one wants to publish your books. 1026 01:11:52,700 --> 01:11:55,240 Now you're a literary critic? 1027 01:11:55,240 --> 01:11:57,410 That's great coming from a waitress. 1028 01:11:57,410 --> 01:11:59,740 I'm not a waitress. I'm a dancer. 1029 01:11:59,740 --> 01:12:01,640 Dancer, hell. 1030 01:12:01,650 --> 01:12:04,180 You'd still be begging for tips if I hadn't picked you up 1031 01:12:04,180 --> 01:12:05,410 out of that fucking restaurant. 1032 01:12:07,680 --> 01:12:08,680 ( screaming ) 1033 01:12:11,150 --> 01:12:13,260 ( shouts in French ) 1034 01:12:13,260 --> 01:12:15,390 You little bitch! 1035 01:12:21,430 --> 01:12:24,370 Okay, show's over. You can get up now. 1036 01:12:33,140 --> 01:12:34,680 Mimi. 1037 01:12:42,090 --> 01:12:44,550 Jesus, don't do this to me. 1038 01:12:44,560 --> 01:12:47,190 Baby? Come on, say something. 1039 01:12:47,190 --> 01:12:48,560 Please. 1040 01:12:53,560 --> 01:12:55,600 God Almighty. 1041 01:12:58,800 --> 01:13:01,200 ( beeping ) 1042 01:13:01,210 --> 01:13:03,440 ( scanning sounds ) 1043 01:13:10,810 --> 01:13:14,850 ( ringing ) 1044 01:13:14,850 --> 01:13:16,390 ( woman speaking French ) 1045 01:13:16,390 --> 01:13:19,820 Bonjour. ( speaks French ) 1046 01:13:19,820 --> 01:13:21,690 ( woman speaks ) 1047 01:13:21,690 --> 01:13:24,490 ( speaks French ) 1048 01:13:27,330 --> 01:13:29,330 ( woman speaking ) 1049 01:13:29,330 --> 01:13:31,800 Uh... no. 1050 01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:33,600 ( woman speaking ) 1051 01:13:33,600 --> 01:13:35,770 - No, no. - ( woman speaking ) 1052 01:13:35,770 --> 01:13:37,510 Allô? All? 1053 01:13:44,110 --> 01:13:45,680 J'ai mal. 1054 01:13:45,680 --> 01:13:48,750 Where? 1055 01:13:48,750 --> 01:13:51,150 Où tu as mal? 1056 01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:54,420 My head. 1057 01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:56,230 Is it bad? 1058 01:13:56,230 --> 01:13:58,730 How bad is it? 1059 01:13:58,730 --> 01:14:00,500 Tiger. 1060 01:14:02,330 --> 01:14:04,270 Should I call a doctor? 1061 01:14:04,270 --> 01:14:06,270 Just hold me. 1062 01:14:11,440 --> 01:14:14,180 Baby, forgive me, please. 1063 01:14:15,280 --> 01:14:16,910 I love you. 1064 01:14:27,920 --> 01:14:30,730 Wow, it's great. 1065 01:14:30,730 --> 01:14:32,830 Thank you. Oh, thank you! 1066 01:14:32,830 --> 01:14:34,430 I'm so happy. 1067 01:14:51,380 --> 01:14:53,420 What a lovely evening. 1068 01:14:53,420 --> 01:14:55,480 I wish it could last forever. 1069 01:14:55,490 --> 01:14:59,450 Forever's a long time, baby. 1070 01:14:59,460 --> 01:15:02,820 I can't think in those terms. I never could. 1071 01:15:02,830 --> 01:15:07,500 When something is good, don't you want it to last forever? 1072 01:15:07,500 --> 01:15:10,570 Sure, but good things never do. 1073 01:15:10,570 --> 01:15:12,370 Not even us? 1074 01:15:12,370 --> 01:15:15,870 Are we so good? 1075 01:15:15,870 --> 01:15:19,410 Aren't we? 1076 01:15:19,410 --> 01:15:22,880 Well, now that you come to mention it, no. 1077 01:15:22,880 --> 01:15:24,980 Not anymore. 1078 01:15:28,990 --> 01:15:31,590 Come on, Mimi, 1079 01:15:31,590 --> 01:15:34,320 let's stop kidding ourselves. 1080 01:15:34,330 --> 01:15:36,230 I don't understand. 1081 01:15:36,230 --> 01:15:39,800 Look, it was sweet while it lasted. 1082 01:15:39,800 --> 01:15:41,660 Boy, it was sweet. 1083 01:15:41,670 --> 01:15:44,330 But it's going sour, isn't it? 1084 01:15:46,440 --> 01:15:49,670 - Well, isn't it? - ( sobs ) 1085 01:15:49,670 --> 01:15:52,740 You know, I've been hoping that you'd take the initiative. 1086 01:15:52,740 --> 01:15:56,350 But, no, you seem quite happy to let things keep on dragging on this way. 1087 01:15:56,350 --> 01:15:58,450 Well, I'm not. I'm degrading myself 1088 01:15:58,450 --> 01:16:00,320 by degrading you. 1089 01:16:00,320 --> 01:16:04,320 We're degrading each other, for God's sake. 1090 01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:07,260 Let's not spoil a beautiful memory. 1091 01:16:07,260 --> 01:16:10,030 Let's quit while we still have a few shreds of dignity left. 1092 01:16:12,330 --> 01:16:13,960 But I love you. 1093 01:16:13,960 --> 01:16:18,300 And I want to-- I want to marry you. 1094 01:16:18,300 --> 01:16:19,840 I want to give you babies. 1095 01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:22,040 I want to give you the rest of my life. 1096 01:16:22,040 --> 01:16:24,540 I don't want the rest of your life. I want my own. 1097 01:16:24,540 --> 01:16:26,010 Can't you get it through your head? 1098 01:16:27,840 --> 01:16:30,680 What did I do wrong? 1099 01:16:30,680 --> 01:16:33,850 Did I ever harm you? 1100 01:16:33,850 --> 01:16:37,320 Oscar, tell me. 1101 01:16:37,320 --> 01:16:40,460 Even a criminal is told his crime. 1102 01:16:40,460 --> 01:16:42,490 What did I do? 1103 01:16:46,330 --> 01:16:48,700 You didn't do anything. 1104 01:16:48,700 --> 01:16:50,730 You exist, that's all. 1105 01:17:03,650 --> 01:17:06,320 I understand. 1106 01:17:23,330 --> 01:17:26,000 Oscar: Did I miss her? 1107 01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:27,870 Sure, I did. 1108 01:17:27,870 --> 01:17:31,870 But I also experienced an incredible sense of freedom. 1109 01:17:31,880 --> 01:17:34,940 The future seemed bright with promise, 1110 01:17:34,950 --> 01:17:38,710 peopled with a thousand alluring images, 1111 01:17:38,720 --> 01:17:41,820 most of them female. 1112 01:17:41,820 --> 01:17:44,350 ( singing in French ) 1113 01:17:45,620 --> 01:17:47,860 - ( phone ringing ) - Shit! 1114 01:17:54,430 --> 01:17:56,100 Oui? 1115 01:17:56,100 --> 01:17:59,030 Mimi: It's me. Oscar? 1116 01:17:59,040 --> 01:18:01,000 I'm here. 1117 01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:02,840 I'm scared. 1118 01:18:02,840 --> 01:18:04,370 What? 1119 01:18:04,380 --> 01:18:06,140 I can't live without you. 1120 01:18:06,140 --> 01:18:07,910 I'm afraid you're just going to have to. 1121 01:18:07,910 --> 01:18:09,610 I won't. 1122 01:18:09,610 --> 01:18:13,520 Look, we've been through all this before, haven't we? 1123 01:18:13,520 --> 01:18:15,520 So why don't we give it a rest? 1124 01:18:15,520 --> 01:18:18,750 Look up some friends, have some fun. 1125 01:18:18,760 --> 01:18:21,160 We just went over the top, that's all. 1126 01:18:21,160 --> 01:18:25,130 In a few days, you'll be grateful to me for having made the first move. 1127 01:18:25,130 --> 01:18:27,760 ( dial tone beeping ) 1128 01:18:30,730 --> 01:18:33,900 ( rock music playing ) 1129 01:18:33,900 --> 01:18:36,170 Oscar: Was she playacting? 1130 01:18:36,170 --> 01:18:37,440 I couldn't be sure. 1131 01:18:37,440 --> 01:18:40,080 I called her old roommate. 1132 01:18:40,080 --> 01:18:42,580 No dice. 1133 01:18:42,580 --> 01:18:44,480 I spent the rest of the day wondering, 1134 01:18:44,480 --> 01:18:46,420 half the night drinking. 1135 01:19:07,970 --> 01:19:10,070 I was waiting for you. 1136 01:19:10,070 --> 01:19:13,140 - I can see that. I wonder why. - You know why. 1137 01:19:13,140 --> 01:19:15,180 I know I'm wrecked and I'm gonna crash. 1138 01:19:15,180 --> 01:19:16,780 No, wait! 1139 01:19:16,780 --> 01:19:18,480 - ( dog barking ) - Let go of me. 1140 01:19:18,480 --> 01:19:20,120 No, I want to tell you something. 1141 01:19:20,120 --> 01:19:21,820 There's nothing more to be said, Mimi. 1142 01:19:21,820 --> 01:19:23,080 - Please! - For Christ's sake. 1143 01:19:23,090 --> 01:19:24,690 It's not going to make it any easier on us. 1144 01:19:24,690 --> 01:19:27,660 You-- you've got to listen to me, please. 1145 01:19:27,660 --> 01:19:29,460 - Please listen to me. - Oh, for God's sake. 1146 01:19:29,460 --> 01:19:32,790 - Please! - ( barking ) 1147 01:19:32,800 --> 01:19:35,900 ( speaks French ) 1148 01:19:37,070 --> 01:19:38,930 All right. 1149 01:19:38,940 --> 01:19:41,040 You better come in. 1150 01:19:41,040 --> 01:19:42,570 ( keys jangling ) 1151 01:20:01,620 --> 01:20:03,560 You want one? 1152 01:20:08,060 --> 01:20:10,200 All right. 1153 01:20:10,200 --> 01:20:12,200 What's so important? 1154 01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:14,900 It's true what I said. 1155 01:20:14,910 --> 01:20:16,970 I can't live without you. 1156 01:20:16,970 --> 01:20:18,870 Oh, if that's all you came to tell me-- 1157 01:20:18,880 --> 01:20:20,510 - Please don't throw me out! - It's too late. 1158 01:20:20,510 --> 01:20:22,610 Give me one last chance. 1159 01:20:22,610 --> 01:20:27,020 I'm ready to live with you on any terms, any at all. 1160 01:20:27,020 --> 01:20:30,150 I can't bear anything else because when I'm with you sometimes-- 1161 01:20:30,150 --> 01:20:32,850 ( sobbing ) 1162 01:20:32,860 --> 01:20:35,120 You can shout at me. 1163 01:20:35,130 --> 01:20:38,060 You can leave me. You can have other women. 1164 01:20:38,060 --> 01:20:40,200 I don't care what you do, 1165 01:20:40,200 --> 01:20:42,660 but please... 1166 01:20:42,670 --> 01:20:44,930 don't send me away. 1167 01:20:44,940 --> 01:20:48,640 Even if you don't love me anymore, 1168 01:20:48,640 --> 01:20:52,140 keep me with you out of pity. 1169 01:20:52,140 --> 01:20:56,040 There's nothing I wouldn't do to stay with you. 1170 01:20:56,050 --> 01:20:58,580 Please, please! 1171 01:20:58,580 --> 01:21:00,780 Please! 1172 01:21:00,780 --> 01:21:03,550 I beg you! 1173 01:21:03,550 --> 01:21:05,250 Please! 1174 01:21:05,260 --> 01:21:08,890 Please, I beg you! 1175 01:21:08,890 --> 01:21:11,790 Oscar: Everyone has a sadistic streak. 1176 01:21:11,800 --> 01:21:14,560 And nothing brings it out better than the knowledge 1177 01:21:14,570 --> 01:21:16,930 you've got someone at your mercy. 1178 01:21:16,930 --> 01:21:20,140 If she really fancied living in a living hell, 1179 01:21:20,140 --> 01:21:22,700 I'd make it so hot, 1180 01:21:22,710 --> 01:21:24,740 even she would want out. 1181 01:21:29,150 --> 01:21:31,680 It feels so good. 1182 01:21:31,680 --> 01:21:34,350 Yeah, it does, Cindy. 1183 01:21:35,720 --> 01:21:37,720 Cindy? 1184 01:21:37,720 --> 01:21:39,590 I mean Mimi. 1185 01:21:39,590 --> 01:21:41,590 Uh, Mimi. 1186 01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:23,260 ( laughing ) 1187 01:22:23,270 --> 01:22:25,400 Sure, I'm on. 1188 01:22:25,400 --> 01:22:28,300 - Yeah, why not? - ( door opens ) 1189 01:22:28,310 --> 01:22:31,040 Round up a couple of chicks. We'll make a night of it. 1190 01:22:31,040 --> 01:22:32,970 Mm-hmm. Who? 1191 01:22:32,980 --> 01:22:35,740 Ah, you bet. 1192 01:22:35,750 --> 01:22:37,950 It's the best piece of ass this side of the river. 1193 01:22:37,950 --> 01:22:40,020 ( laughs ) 1194 01:22:42,120 --> 01:22:45,190 All right. Yeah, I'll see you there. 1195 01:22:46,960 --> 01:22:48,090 Yeah? 1196 01:22:48,090 --> 01:22:49,220 Dinner's ready. 1197 01:22:49,230 --> 01:22:50,890 I'm eating out. 1198 01:22:50,890 --> 01:22:52,760 Tonight? 1199 01:22:52,760 --> 01:22:54,760 What's so special about tonight? 1200 01:22:54,770 --> 01:22:56,430 - It's your holiday. - What holiday? 1201 01:22:56,430 --> 01:22:58,300 Thanksgiving. 1202 01:22:58,300 --> 01:23:01,400 I wanted to surprise you. 1203 01:23:01,410 --> 01:23:03,940 All right. Let's see what you got. 1204 01:23:13,320 --> 01:23:15,950 Christ, what is that? 1205 01:23:15,950 --> 01:23:17,890 Turkey. 1206 01:23:17,890 --> 01:23:20,360 I cooked it for you special. 1207 01:23:22,930 --> 01:23:24,790 Cremated it, you mean. 1208 01:23:26,930 --> 01:23:29,460 That's it. I'm off. 1209 01:23:29,470 --> 01:23:32,030 Won't you even try a little? 1210 01:23:32,040 --> 01:23:34,300 You're joking. 1211 01:23:34,300 --> 01:23:36,440 I have too much respect for my dentist. 1212 01:23:36,440 --> 01:23:39,410 Listen, in the future, forget about cooking. 1213 01:23:39,410 --> 01:23:42,280 Stick to what you can do. You know, which reminds me, 1214 01:23:42,280 --> 01:23:44,450 what happened to your dance classes? 1215 01:23:44,450 --> 01:23:48,820 - Dancing has to come from the heart. - So? 1216 01:23:48,820 --> 01:23:51,990 My heart is broken. 1217 01:23:51,990 --> 01:23:54,420 ♪ Sweet dreams are made of this ♪ 1218 01:23:54,420 --> 01:23:58,060 ♪ Who am I to disagree? 1219 01:23:58,060 --> 01:23:59,790 Oscar: I was getting to her at last. 1220 01:23:59,800 --> 01:24:02,500 I'd achieved the impossible. 1221 01:24:02,500 --> 01:24:05,130 She was losing her looks and her figure, 1222 01:24:05,140 --> 01:24:08,800 wasting away, breaking out in nervous rashes, 1223 01:24:08,810 --> 01:24:10,740 developing spots. 1224 01:24:10,740 --> 01:24:14,140 ♪ Some of them want to get used by you ♪ 1225 01:24:14,140 --> 01:24:17,110 ♪ Some of them want to abuse you... ♪ 1226 01:24:17,110 --> 01:24:19,110 Oscar: We were just admiring your new hairstyle. 1227 01:24:19,120 --> 01:24:20,980 Really? 1228 01:24:20,980 --> 01:24:24,920 Yeah. Susan here thinks it suits you. I do too. 1229 01:24:24,920 --> 01:24:27,820 I can't put my finger on it, but it reminds me of something. 1230 01:24:27,820 --> 01:24:30,290 Oh, I know. Rita. 1231 01:24:30,290 --> 01:24:32,790 Rita? 1232 01:24:32,800 --> 01:24:34,360 You know, Rita. 1233 01:24:34,360 --> 01:24:37,330 Rita-- the neighbor's dog. 1234 01:24:40,300 --> 01:24:42,500 Just a minute, wait. 1235 01:24:42,510 --> 01:24:44,310 What's that? It looks like a zit. 1236 01:24:44,310 --> 01:24:46,210 It is. 1237 01:24:46,210 --> 01:24:48,080 And your nose is shiny too. 1238 01:24:48,080 --> 01:24:50,810 Hon, I'm not a makeup artist, 1239 01:24:50,810 --> 01:24:53,010 but I could do better than that. 1240 01:25:17,110 --> 01:25:19,470 ( slow music playing ) 1241 01:25:21,380 --> 01:25:23,510 Oscar: Hey! 1242 01:25:23,510 --> 01:25:25,380 I didn't know we were having a Halloween party. 1243 01:25:30,590 --> 01:25:33,320 Oscar: She was so easy to hurt. 1244 01:25:33,320 --> 01:25:35,320 It was getting to be like shooting fish in a barrel. 1245 01:25:37,890 --> 01:25:40,600 ( typing ) 1246 01:25:40,600 --> 01:25:43,430 ( whirring ) 1247 01:25:46,970 --> 01:25:49,840 Not now, for Christ's sake! 1248 01:25:49,840 --> 01:25:51,910 Can't you see that I'm trying to work? 1249 01:25:51,910 --> 01:25:54,980 ( vacuum dies ) 1250 01:25:54,980 --> 01:25:57,850 Anyway, have I ever asked you to clean the house for me? 1251 01:25:57,850 --> 01:25:59,350 No. 1252 01:25:59,350 --> 01:26:01,480 So stop playing the martyr. 1253 01:26:01,480 --> 01:26:03,920 And take that thing off your head. 1254 01:26:03,920 --> 01:26:06,990 It makes you look even uglier than usual. 1255 01:26:06,990 --> 01:26:09,260 You're really letting yourself go. 1256 01:26:09,260 --> 01:26:11,990 You know, I'm ashamed to be seen going around with you these days. 1257 01:26:19,970 --> 01:26:21,600 What is it now? 1258 01:26:25,340 --> 01:26:27,440 I-- I expect-- 1259 01:26:30,510 --> 01:26:31,910 Huh? 1260 01:26:34,880 --> 01:26:36,990 What do you expect? 1261 01:26:36,990 --> 01:26:38,990 A baby. 1262 01:26:47,660 --> 01:26:50,030 What did you say? 1263 01:26:50,030 --> 01:26:52,030 I'm going to have a baby. 1264 01:26:54,040 --> 01:26:56,170 Oh, my God. 1265 01:27:00,940 --> 01:27:02,510 How long have you known? 1266 01:27:02,510 --> 01:27:04,680 Only since yesterday. 1267 01:27:04,680 --> 01:27:06,950 Two months, the doctor says. 1268 01:27:15,420 --> 01:27:17,960 What are you going to do about it? 1269 01:27:20,660 --> 01:27:23,030 Do about it? 1270 01:27:24,530 --> 01:27:27,140 Look at me. 1271 01:27:27,140 --> 01:27:30,070 Do I look like a daddy? 1272 01:27:30,070 --> 01:27:33,110 Can you see us bringing up a child 1273 01:27:33,110 --> 01:27:35,540 in this place? 1274 01:27:35,550 --> 01:27:40,050 I'm pushing 40. I haven't even sold a single book yet. 1275 01:27:40,050 --> 01:27:43,320 The world doesn't know I exist. 1276 01:27:46,360 --> 01:27:48,720 Not a day goes by that I don't think it might be better 1277 01:27:48,730 --> 01:27:51,530 just to kill myself and be done with it. 1278 01:28:06,280 --> 01:28:09,980 Would it be fair to saddle a child with a father like this? 1279 01:28:11,510 --> 01:28:13,410 Be honest. 1280 01:28:20,720 --> 01:28:24,290 ( sobbing ) 1281 01:28:30,300 --> 01:28:33,000 ( birds chirping ) 1282 01:28:33,000 --> 01:28:35,570 ( door opens ) 1283 01:28:42,140 --> 01:28:44,610 Oscar: They told me there were complications, 1284 01:28:44,610 --> 01:28:46,610 but I wasn't prepared to see her 1285 01:28:46,620 --> 01:28:50,050 looking like a marble figure on a tomb. 1286 01:28:50,050 --> 01:28:52,190 For a moment, 1287 01:28:52,190 --> 01:28:55,020 I-- I almost weakened. 1288 01:28:55,030 --> 01:28:57,160 You came. 1289 01:28:57,160 --> 01:28:59,290 Why wouldn't I? 1290 01:29:02,130 --> 01:29:04,370 I brought you flowers. 1291 01:29:11,710 --> 01:29:14,710 You're here. Nothing else matters. 1292 01:29:23,220 --> 01:29:25,390 I've been thinking. 1293 01:29:25,390 --> 01:29:27,520 When you're on your feet, 1294 01:29:27,520 --> 01:29:29,120 we'll go away together. 1295 01:29:29,130 --> 01:29:31,130 Just the two of us. 1296 01:29:31,130 --> 01:29:32,360 Away? 1297 01:29:32,360 --> 01:29:33,690 Yeah. 1298 01:29:33,700 --> 01:29:35,800 Far, far away. 1299 01:29:44,140 --> 01:29:45,540 Shit. No room. 1300 01:29:47,110 --> 01:29:49,680 You look pale, baby. 1301 01:29:49,680 --> 01:29:51,410 Feeling all right? 1302 01:29:51,410 --> 01:29:53,850 ( grunts ) 1303 01:29:53,850 --> 01:29:56,280 Excuse me. 1304 01:29:56,290 --> 01:29:59,390 Oh, pardon. Je me excuse. 1305 01:30:09,160 --> 01:30:11,700 Look, there it is. 1306 01:30:11,700 --> 01:30:14,870 That's what you need, baby. 1307 01:30:14,870 --> 01:30:19,140 I can just see you luxuriating under one of them palms 1308 01:30:19,140 --> 01:30:21,310 with a tall glass in your hand. 1309 01:30:22,780 --> 01:30:26,480 Oh, hell, I can't sit through the whole trip this way. 1310 01:30:26,480 --> 01:30:29,150 I'm gonna get them to stow it somewhere. 1311 01:30:29,150 --> 01:30:31,190 I'll be right back. 1312 01:30:45,430 --> 01:30:46,900 Your baggage has already been loaded 1313 01:30:46,900 --> 01:30:48,440 and it can't travel without you. 1314 01:30:48,440 --> 01:30:50,910 No. ( grunting ) 1315 01:30:50,910 --> 01:30:54,880 - This is all I got. - ( woman speaking French ) 1316 01:30:54,880 --> 01:30:56,740 May I see your ticket, please? 1317 01:31:01,380 --> 01:31:03,850 ( speaking French ) 1318 01:31:08,560 --> 01:31:11,860 I shall have to check with the captain. 1319 01:31:11,860 --> 01:31:14,500 ( silent ) 1320 01:31:15,830 --> 01:31:17,530 ( grunting ) 1321 01:31:59,270 --> 01:32:01,410 Oscar: I could picture her looking out the window 1322 01:32:01,410 --> 01:32:03,740 at that beautiful moon, 1323 01:32:03,750 --> 01:32:05,850 the same one I could see, 1324 01:32:05,850 --> 01:32:08,650 but I bet it didn't look the same to her. 1325 01:32:08,650 --> 01:32:11,350 It depends on your state of mind, 1326 01:32:11,350 --> 01:32:13,220 the way things grab you. 1327 01:32:13,220 --> 01:32:16,590 To her, it must have been poison. 1328 01:32:16,590 --> 01:32:19,890 To me, sweet as a peach. 1329 01:32:21,560 --> 01:32:23,900 Nigel: I don't know about you. 1330 01:32:23,900 --> 01:32:25,900 Sometimes I think you make things up as you go along. 1331 01:32:25,900 --> 01:32:27,700 I wish you were right, Nigel. 1332 01:32:27,700 --> 01:32:30,810 My imagination isn't half that fertile. 1333 01:32:30,810 --> 01:32:33,840 I might have made it into print after all. 1334 01:32:33,840 --> 01:32:37,610 I mean, if even half that story were true, 1335 01:32:37,610 --> 01:32:39,810 you'd be too bloody ashamed to tell it. 1336 01:32:39,820 --> 01:32:42,520 ( chuckles ) 1337 01:32:42,520 --> 01:32:45,420 Boy. 1338 01:32:45,420 --> 01:32:48,420 You still don't know me at all. 1339 01:33:01,800 --> 01:33:04,370 You're still angry with me? 1340 01:33:09,510 --> 01:33:11,710 I don't know. I'm confused. 1341 01:33:15,350 --> 01:33:17,420 I wanted you to hear it. 1342 01:33:20,820 --> 01:33:23,860 Well, my God, I'd sooner have heard it from you. 1343 01:33:23,860 --> 01:33:26,760 I leave the words to him. 1344 01:33:26,760 --> 01:33:28,830 They're all he has left. 1345 01:33:58,090 --> 01:34:02,000 When-- when can we be alone together? 1346 01:34:02,000 --> 01:34:05,430 I mean, really alone? 1347 01:34:05,440 --> 01:34:08,340 First hear the rest of the story. 1348 01:34:10,340 --> 01:34:12,410 Then we'll see. 1349 01:34:31,930 --> 01:34:33,860 ( men chattering ) 1350 01:34:50,910 --> 01:34:52,950 Fiona? 1351 01:35:01,960 --> 01:35:03,590 Ooh! 1352 01:35:03,590 --> 01:35:05,490 Here you are. I wondered where you were. 1353 01:35:05,500 --> 01:35:06,930 Ah, you missed dinner. 1354 01:35:06,930 --> 01:35:10,060 I completely lost track of time. I'm really sorry. 1355 01:35:10,070 --> 01:35:12,100 Never mind. Dado's been keeping me company. 1356 01:35:12,100 --> 01:35:14,500 Good. How did the bridge go? 1357 01:35:14,500 --> 01:35:15,870 It was a disaster. 1358 01:35:15,870 --> 01:35:17,170 Really? 1359 01:35:17,170 --> 01:35:19,770 We had very, very bad luck. 1360 01:35:19,780 --> 01:35:23,440 Never had such terrible hands in my entire life. 1361 01:35:23,450 --> 01:35:25,610 Never mind, Dado-- unlucky at cards, lucky in love. 1362 01:35:25,620 --> 01:35:27,680 May I offer you a drink? 1363 01:35:27,680 --> 01:35:30,520 No, thanks very much. I think some other time. 1364 01:35:30,520 --> 01:35:32,690 Are you coming, darling? 1365 01:35:35,490 --> 01:35:36,890 Goodbye. 1366 01:35:36,890 --> 01:35:38,490 Bye. 1367 01:35:41,900 --> 01:35:43,600 Smarmy bugger. 1368 01:35:43,600 --> 01:35:45,930 I bet he'd like to climb inside your pants. 1369 01:35:45,940 --> 01:35:47,900 You can talk. 1370 01:35:47,900 --> 01:35:49,870 I-- what do you mean? 1371 01:35:49,870 --> 01:35:52,740 God, Nigel, I'm not a complete fool. 1372 01:35:52,740 --> 01:35:55,110 These sessions with that American freak. 1373 01:35:55,110 --> 01:35:57,180 I know what the attraction is. It isn't his big blue eyes. 1374 01:35:57,180 --> 01:35:59,610 I'm sorry, I don't follow. 1375 01:35:59,620 --> 01:36:02,150 It's his wife you're after. You've got the hots for her, haven't you? 1376 01:36:02,150 --> 01:36:03,650 What? 1377 01:36:03,650 --> 01:36:05,550 I feel sorry for the girl, that's all. 1378 01:36:05,560 --> 01:36:06,650 Yeah. 1379 01:36:06,660 --> 01:36:09,090 So sorry that your tongue's hanging out. 1380 01:36:09,090 --> 01:36:12,660 Just watch it, Nigel. 1381 01:36:12,660 --> 01:36:14,930 Anything you can do, I can do better. 1382 01:36:28,180 --> 01:36:31,010 ( Fiona vomiting ) 1383 01:36:36,490 --> 01:36:38,920 Oh, God. 1384 01:36:38,920 --> 01:36:42,020 Darling, I cannot understand why you won't take the Dramamine. 1385 01:36:42,020 --> 01:36:44,120 - I told you, they knock me out. - ( intercom chiming ) 1386 01:36:44,130 --> 01:36:47,700 Surely-- surely enough, it's better to sleep than suffer. 1387 01:36:47,700 --> 01:36:49,500 - Come on. - Woman over P.A.: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 1388 01:36:49,500 --> 01:36:52,630 to our gala fancy-dress ball tonight. 1389 01:36:52,640 --> 01:36:56,170 See the New Year in and dance till dawn 1390 01:36:56,170 --> 01:36:58,610 to the music of Danny Garcia and his Boys. 1391 01:36:58,610 --> 01:37:00,610 For those without costumes, 1392 01:37:00,610 --> 01:37:02,710 stewards can supply funny hats-- 1393 01:37:02,710 --> 01:37:04,650 Funny hats, for God's sake. 1394 01:37:04,650 --> 01:37:06,210 Here. 1395 01:37:06,220 --> 01:37:09,050 ( ship horn bellowing ) 1396 01:37:11,150 --> 01:37:13,290 Here, take another. 1397 01:37:17,790 --> 01:37:22,660 You like me taking pills, don't you, Nigel? 1398 01:37:22,670 --> 01:37:24,530 If it's not one kind, it's another. 1399 01:37:24,530 --> 01:37:26,130 I don't know why I bother. 1400 01:37:26,140 --> 01:37:28,140 Sorry, darling. What're you talking about? 1401 01:37:28,140 --> 01:37:31,810 The pill, Nigel. The pill. 1402 01:37:31,810 --> 01:37:34,710 We don't do it often enough nowadays to make it worthwhile. 1403 01:37:34,710 --> 01:37:36,880 Oh, really. Come on, please. 1404 01:37:36,880 --> 01:37:38,310 What are we doing here? 1405 01:37:38,310 --> 01:37:41,680 What are we looking for that we can't find at home? 1406 01:37:41,680 --> 01:37:44,150 Seven years and look where it got us. 1407 01:37:44,150 --> 01:37:47,090 I realize something now-- we shouldn't go to India at all. 1408 01:37:47,090 --> 01:37:49,260 We should be spending the whole six months in bed. 1409 01:37:49,260 --> 01:37:51,790 Sorry, darling, I'm not with you. 1410 01:37:51,790 --> 01:37:53,630 Too right you're not. You're somewhere bloody else, 1411 01:37:53,630 --> 01:37:56,000 and I know where. It's like a drug. 1412 01:37:56,000 --> 01:37:58,930 Actually, that's all getting very boring. 1413 01:37:58,940 --> 01:38:02,270 If you're so obsessed with your dirty-minded little cripple 1414 01:38:02,270 --> 01:38:04,670 and his sexy wife, why don't you just go back for another helping 1415 01:38:04,670 --> 01:38:06,840 - and leave me in peace? - Fine! 1416 01:38:06,840 --> 01:38:09,580 If that's how you feel, I damn well will. 1417 01:38:21,960 --> 01:38:26,330 Oscar: In time, Mimi became a distant memory, 1418 01:38:26,330 --> 01:38:28,900 a closed chapter. 1419 01:38:28,900 --> 01:38:31,930 My sense of freedom returned with a vengeance. 1420 01:38:34,140 --> 01:38:37,770 I hadn't dumped Mimi for one particular woman. 1421 01:38:37,770 --> 01:38:40,840 I'd swapped her for all of womankind. 1422 01:38:40,840 --> 01:38:44,680 And I resolved to make up for lost time. 1423 01:38:44,680 --> 01:38:47,310 ( pop music playing ) 1424 01:38:51,920 --> 01:38:55,290 No more emotional entanglements. 1425 01:38:55,290 --> 01:38:57,830 I just wallowed in female flesh 1426 01:38:57,830 --> 01:38:59,960 like a pig in clover, 1427 01:38:59,960 --> 01:39:02,360 ricocheted from bed to bed, 1428 01:39:02,370 --> 01:39:06,030 grabbed whatever was going, hurried on. 1429 01:39:06,040 --> 01:39:08,240 ( man singing in French ) 1430 01:39:08,240 --> 01:39:10,800 Every day held the promise 1431 01:39:10,810 --> 01:39:14,170 of some new short-lived sexual experience, 1432 01:39:14,180 --> 01:39:16,640 the shorter the better. 1433 01:39:16,650 --> 01:39:19,150 Every time I looked into one woman's eyes, 1434 01:39:19,150 --> 01:39:22,280 I could see the reflection of the next. 1435 01:39:24,990 --> 01:39:27,190 ( both speaking French ) 1436 01:39:30,230 --> 01:39:32,260 ( grunting ) 1437 01:39:41,170 --> 01:39:43,000 Oscar: After two years of screwing around, 1438 01:39:43,010 --> 01:39:45,110 I gave up all pretense of writing 1439 01:39:45,110 --> 01:39:46,940 and turned night into day. 1440 01:39:46,940 --> 01:39:49,710 Like Dracula, I rose at dusk 1441 01:39:49,710 --> 01:39:52,710 and retired to my pad at dawn. 1442 01:39:52,720 --> 01:39:55,250 ( laughing ) 1443 01:40:09,730 --> 01:40:12,330 ( speaking French ) 1444 01:40:12,330 --> 01:40:15,470 No, mais non. ( speaks French ) 1445 01:40:15,470 --> 01:40:17,000 The night is young. 1446 01:40:17,010 --> 01:40:19,710 "The night is young." ( speaks French ) 1447 01:40:19,710 --> 01:40:22,040 - Eh eh! - ( Oscar speaking French ) 1448 01:40:22,040 --> 01:40:24,180 No! 1449 01:40:24,180 --> 01:40:25,980 Arrêt! 1450 01:40:25,980 --> 01:40:27,720 - Ah! - ( screams ) 1451 01:40:32,820 --> 01:40:35,890 ( moans ) 1452 01:40:35,890 --> 01:40:39,990 ( muttering ) 1453 01:40:45,500 --> 01:40:48,300 Oscar: I was luckier than I deserved. 1454 01:40:48,300 --> 01:40:50,940 Just a concussion and a fractured femur 1455 01:40:50,940 --> 01:40:55,010 that kept me lying there like a mummy for weeks. 1456 01:40:55,010 --> 01:40:57,110 None of my conquests bothered to check 1457 01:40:57,110 --> 01:40:58,410 if I was still breathing. 1458 01:40:58,410 --> 01:41:01,220 ( woman on TV speaking French ) 1459 01:41:09,120 --> 01:41:10,360 Hi. 1460 01:41:12,430 --> 01:41:15,860 Well, I'll be damned. 1461 01:41:15,870 --> 01:41:19,400 Jesus. 1462 01:41:19,400 --> 01:41:21,200 So you didn't kill yourself? 1463 01:41:21,200 --> 01:41:24,300 What for? I was dead already. 1464 01:41:24,310 --> 01:41:26,470 Well, you're looking great anyway. 1465 01:41:26,480 --> 01:41:28,510 I'm feeling great. Here. 1466 01:41:28,510 --> 01:41:30,910 I brought you these. 1467 01:41:30,910 --> 01:41:32,450 Thanks. 1468 01:41:34,980 --> 01:41:37,250 You may as well sit down while you're here. 1469 01:41:40,320 --> 01:41:43,420 Where you been all this time? 1470 01:41:43,430 --> 01:41:46,230 You bought the tickets. You should know. 1471 01:41:46,230 --> 01:41:50,960 Martinique? You stayed on? 1472 01:41:50,970 --> 01:41:53,070 What have you been doing with yourself? 1473 01:41:53,070 --> 01:41:54,570 Working at a hotel. 1474 01:41:54,570 --> 01:41:55,800 Waiting tables? 1475 01:41:55,810 --> 01:41:57,470 Yes. 1476 01:41:57,470 --> 01:41:59,840 Till the manager found out I could dance, 1477 01:41:59,840 --> 01:42:01,480 and then he put me in a floor show. 1478 01:42:01,480 --> 01:42:02,940 Kind of him. 1479 01:42:02,950 --> 01:42:04,980 Oh, yes, he was very kind. 1480 01:42:04,980 --> 01:42:08,450 He almost restored my faith in human nature. 1481 01:42:08,450 --> 01:42:10,180 Only almost? 1482 01:42:10,190 --> 01:42:13,350 He did until I remembered you. 1483 01:42:13,360 --> 01:42:15,520 ( laughs ) 1484 01:42:15,520 --> 01:42:17,420 Touché. 1485 01:42:17,430 --> 01:42:19,530 What are you doing back here? 1486 01:42:19,530 --> 01:42:23,100 Just visiting. I heard about your misfortune, 1487 01:42:23,100 --> 01:42:25,500 thought I'd see if you needed anything. 1488 01:42:25,500 --> 01:42:28,040 You know what I really need, baby? 1489 01:42:28,040 --> 01:42:30,970 I need you to stay out of my life. 1490 01:42:30,970 --> 01:42:33,110 You haven't lost your charm, Oscar. 1491 01:42:33,110 --> 01:42:34,470 I should have known. 1492 01:42:34,480 --> 01:42:38,210 Well, goodbye. 1493 01:42:51,160 --> 01:42:53,560 Remember the carousel? 1494 01:42:53,560 --> 01:42:56,300 Sure, I remember the carousel. 1495 01:42:56,300 --> 01:42:58,400 I remember it like a trip to the dentist. 1496 01:42:58,400 --> 01:43:00,970 Easy, easy! 1497 01:43:00,970 --> 01:43:02,940 Ah! 1498 01:43:02,940 --> 01:43:07,440 Ah, ah, ah! 1499 01:43:07,440 --> 01:43:10,880 Asshole. Did you think I'd forgotten? 1500 01:43:25,060 --> 01:43:29,100 She came to see me when I got out of intensive care. 1501 01:43:29,100 --> 01:43:31,430 She said, "There's bad news and there's good news. 1502 01:43:31,430 --> 01:43:35,300 You're paralyzed from the waist down, permanently." 1503 01:43:35,300 --> 01:43:38,610 "Okay," I said, "let's have the good news." 1504 01:43:38,610 --> 01:43:41,580 "That was the good news," she said. 1505 01:43:41,580 --> 01:43:44,310 "The bad news is that from now on, 1506 01:43:44,310 --> 01:43:46,380 I'm taking care of you." 1507 01:43:51,550 --> 01:43:54,660 Oscar: We were a couple once more. 1508 01:43:54,660 --> 01:43:57,490 She moved back into my place 1509 01:43:57,490 --> 01:44:00,990 and looked after me with a strange kind of devotion to duty. 1510 01:44:01,000 --> 01:44:05,070 She was my cook, my housekeeper, my jailer, 1511 01:44:05,070 --> 01:44:07,400 and my nurse. 1512 01:44:15,140 --> 01:44:17,180 Oh, couldn't you-- 1513 01:44:17,180 --> 01:44:19,510 I mean, it makes my leg shake 1514 01:44:19,520 --> 01:44:22,280 if you always shoot me in the same spot. 1515 01:44:22,280 --> 01:44:24,250 You see? 1516 01:44:24,250 --> 01:44:26,420 It makes the leg shake. 1517 01:44:26,420 --> 01:44:28,420 Couldn't you find some other place? 1518 01:44:28,420 --> 01:44:30,290 Oh, you want me to have another go? 1519 01:44:30,290 --> 01:44:32,030 - No, not now, the next time-- - No, I can try it-- 1520 01:44:32,030 --> 01:44:34,090 Now look what you made me do, silly. 1521 01:44:43,040 --> 01:44:44,500 My God, you're not going to use it again? 1522 01:44:44,510 --> 01:44:46,440 None left. 1523 01:44:46,440 --> 01:44:48,040 I'll get some more tomorrow. 1524 01:44:52,550 --> 01:44:54,680 Oscar: It crossed my mind 1525 01:44:54,680 --> 01:44:57,180 that she might still love me 1526 01:44:57,190 --> 01:44:59,450 in spite of everything. 1527 01:44:59,460 --> 01:45:02,060 After all, it's no fun hurting someone 1528 01:45:02,060 --> 01:45:04,490 who means nothing to you. 1529 01:45:04,490 --> 01:45:06,130 Hey, tiger. 1530 01:45:06,130 --> 01:45:08,130 Come and get it. 1531 01:45:10,330 --> 01:45:13,000 ( water running ) 1532 01:45:16,140 --> 01:45:17,700 Aren't you having any? 1533 01:45:17,710 --> 01:45:19,410 I'm going out. 1534 01:45:22,180 --> 01:45:23,510 Nothing in it? 1535 01:45:23,510 --> 01:45:24,710 Like what? 1536 01:45:24,710 --> 01:45:28,620 I don't know, maybe tomatoes, mushrooms? 1537 01:45:28,620 --> 01:45:31,320 Oh, would you like some mushrooms? 1538 01:45:31,320 --> 01:45:33,720 - Well, yeah, that would be nice. - ( phone ringing ) 1539 01:45:33,720 --> 01:45:36,760 You want some, go pick some. 1540 01:45:36,760 --> 01:45:39,260 Allô? 1541 01:45:39,260 --> 01:45:41,560 ( woman talking ) 1542 01:45:41,560 --> 01:45:44,100 Yes, I do. 1543 01:45:44,100 --> 01:45:47,230 Oh, no, he's not available. 1544 01:45:47,240 --> 01:45:49,140 Who's calling, please? 1545 01:45:49,140 --> 01:45:53,340 ( woman talking ) 1546 01:45:53,340 --> 01:45:56,440 No, this is his nurse speaking. 1547 01:45:56,450 --> 01:45:58,780 What the-- hey, who says I'm not available? 1548 01:45:58,780 --> 01:46:01,150 ( woman speaking ) 1549 01:46:01,150 --> 01:46:02,480 Ah, you heard. 1550 01:46:02,480 --> 01:46:05,490 Yeah, very sad. 1551 01:46:05,490 --> 01:46:08,460 - ( woman speaking ) - Who is it? 1552 01:46:10,590 --> 01:46:12,760 No, quite impossible, I'm afraid. 1553 01:46:12,760 --> 01:46:15,300 He's completely incapacitated. 1554 01:46:15,300 --> 01:46:17,760 ( woman speaking ) 1555 01:46:17,770 --> 01:46:20,770 I will. You're welcome. 1556 01:46:20,770 --> 01:46:24,140 - Goodbye. - Who was it? 1557 01:46:24,140 --> 01:46:26,670 "Paris is out. Vieux jeu." 1558 01:46:26,680 --> 01:46:29,810 Beverly, you mean? What did she want? 1559 01:46:32,380 --> 01:46:34,450 What did she want, for God's sake? 1560 01:46:34,450 --> 01:46:36,580 How would I know? 1561 01:46:36,590 --> 01:46:38,620 Well, you might have let me speak to her. 1562 01:46:41,590 --> 01:46:44,120 I said, you might have let me speak to her. 1563 01:46:44,130 --> 01:46:46,430 I heard you. 1564 01:46:46,430 --> 01:46:51,230 Jesus, Mimi, I never get to see or speak to a soul these days. 1565 01:46:51,230 --> 01:46:53,130 It's like I'm in solitary. 1566 01:46:53,140 --> 01:46:54,530 Is it? 1567 01:46:56,740 --> 01:47:00,270 Look, 1568 01:47:00,280 --> 01:47:02,580 I know I deserve all I get. 1569 01:47:02,580 --> 01:47:05,880 I treated you like a monster. 1570 01:47:05,880 --> 01:47:08,320 - I am a monster. - Tiger! 1571 01:47:08,320 --> 01:47:11,280 You don't have the right to criticize yourself. 1572 01:47:11,290 --> 01:47:13,420 That's my privilege. 1573 01:47:13,420 --> 01:47:15,620 - I know. - I earned it. 1574 01:47:15,620 --> 01:47:18,690 But I promise, I will never hurt you again. 1575 01:47:22,700 --> 01:47:25,870 You hurt me? 1576 01:47:25,870 --> 01:47:27,330 Very funny. 1577 01:47:31,910 --> 01:47:34,740 And don't play with your zizi while I'm gone. 1578 01:47:34,740 --> 01:47:37,180 There is no point. 1579 01:47:39,450 --> 01:47:41,750 ( distant siren wailing ) 1580 01:48:33,370 --> 01:48:35,670 ( door opening ) 1581 01:48:39,340 --> 01:48:41,810 Oh, thank God you're home. 1582 01:48:41,810 --> 01:48:43,880 - You missed me? - What do you think? 1583 01:48:43,880 --> 01:48:46,510 As much as you missed me after you dumped me? 1584 01:48:46,520 --> 01:48:48,520 Oh, no, not that again. 1585 01:48:48,520 --> 01:48:50,550 Please, let's not have a scene. 1586 01:48:50,550 --> 01:48:52,990 Why not? I love scenes. 1587 01:48:52,990 --> 01:48:55,360 I've developed a taste for them. 1588 01:48:55,360 --> 01:48:57,520 In fact, I can't do without them. 1589 01:48:57,530 --> 01:48:59,790 What is that? 1590 01:48:59,800 --> 01:49:02,260 What do you think it is? 1591 01:49:02,260 --> 01:49:06,770 What do you expect if you go out and leave me alone all night? 1592 01:49:06,770 --> 01:49:09,870 I wet myself, of course. 1593 01:49:09,870 --> 01:49:11,610 Oh, poor tiger. 1594 01:49:11,610 --> 01:49:13,910 I'd better change your diapers. 1595 01:49:13,910 --> 01:49:15,840 God, you stink. 1596 01:49:15,840 --> 01:49:18,580 Why don't you just finish me off? 1597 01:49:18,580 --> 01:49:23,280 Why don't you O.D. me or push me down the stairs or something? 1598 01:49:24,420 --> 01:49:26,550 Oh, I almost forgot. 1599 01:49:30,990 --> 01:49:32,960 It's your birthday, isn't it? 1600 01:49:35,900 --> 01:49:37,560 Is it? 1601 01:49:37,570 --> 01:49:39,570 I didn't remember. 1602 01:50:18,070 --> 01:50:21,880 ♪ Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you ♪ 1603 01:50:21,880 --> 01:50:24,840 ♪ Happy birthday to you, Oscar, happy birthday to you. ♪ 1604 01:50:31,050 --> 01:50:33,920 ( doves cooing ) 1605 01:50:45,430 --> 01:50:48,500 Oscar: Although she kept me starved of human contact, 1606 01:50:48,500 --> 01:50:50,870 she enjoyed taking me out 1607 01:50:50,870 --> 01:50:53,010 because she knew how much it hurt 1608 01:50:53,010 --> 01:50:55,740 to be reminded of the simple little pleasures 1609 01:50:55,740 --> 01:50:57,810 that were denied me forevermore. 1610 01:50:57,810 --> 01:50:59,680 ( laughs ) 1611 01:50:59,680 --> 01:51:02,980 Woman: Antoine! ( speaking French ) 1612 01:51:07,720 --> 01:51:09,820 Funny, you might have been good with kids. 1613 01:51:09,830 --> 01:51:12,030 Who knows? 1614 01:51:12,030 --> 01:51:14,560 You never will, that's for sure. 1615 01:51:16,600 --> 01:51:19,630 It wasn't that I just didn't want that child we made. 1616 01:51:19,630 --> 01:51:22,040 I-- I didn't think I was worthy of it. 1617 01:51:22,040 --> 01:51:24,570 You could still have some. 1618 01:51:24,570 --> 01:51:28,140 Not sure of that. I'm a safe fuck these days. 1619 01:51:28,140 --> 01:51:31,680 What do you mean? 1620 01:51:31,680 --> 01:51:34,710 That abortion you so kindly paid for. 1621 01:51:34,720 --> 01:51:37,380 It left me with an infection. 1622 01:51:37,390 --> 01:51:39,650 I was quite ill in Martinique. 1623 01:51:39,650 --> 01:51:42,020 Almost died, as a matter of fact. 1624 01:51:42,020 --> 01:51:44,490 You never told me. 1625 01:51:44,490 --> 01:51:46,830 Well, I'm telling you now. 1626 01:51:46,830 --> 01:51:49,530 Ah, Christ, what a shit I was. 1627 01:51:49,530 --> 01:51:52,870 I despise myself. I hate myself. 1628 01:51:52,870 --> 01:51:55,570 I hate myself worse than you could ever hate me. 1629 01:51:55,570 --> 01:51:57,740 Don't kid yourself, Oscar. 1630 01:51:57,740 --> 01:52:00,040 No one could hate you more than I do. 1631 01:52:05,180 --> 01:52:07,150 Why do you stay with me? 1632 01:52:07,150 --> 01:52:09,650 You really don't know? 1633 01:52:09,650 --> 01:52:11,850 Because you're precious to me. 1634 01:52:11,850 --> 01:52:14,790 More precious than ever before. 1635 01:52:14,790 --> 01:52:16,460 Here. 1636 01:52:16,460 --> 01:52:18,660 Oscar: So there it was. 1637 01:52:18,660 --> 01:52:21,090 We needed each other, she and I. 1638 01:52:21,100 --> 01:52:23,460 ( water gurgling ) 1639 01:52:23,470 --> 01:52:27,470 It's getting awfully cold. 1640 01:52:27,470 --> 01:52:30,900 Mimi, the water is getting cold. 1641 01:52:30,910 --> 01:52:32,740 Ah, merde. 1642 01:52:32,740 --> 01:52:34,770 It's run out again. 1643 01:52:34,780 --> 01:52:38,080 - I must speak to the concierge about it. - ( phone ringing ) 1644 01:52:38,080 --> 01:52:40,610 Don't go away. 1645 01:52:43,620 --> 01:52:47,190 Allô? Oui. Oui, et toi? 1646 01:52:47,190 --> 01:52:49,560 ( laughing ) 1647 01:52:49,560 --> 01:52:52,560 ( Mimi speaking French ) 1648 01:53:00,670 --> 01:53:02,970 ( speaking French ) 1649 01:53:04,570 --> 01:53:07,110 Oscar: Mimi? 1650 01:53:07,110 --> 01:53:09,610 ( laughs, speaks French ) 1651 01:53:09,610 --> 01:53:11,740 Mimi? 1652 01:53:11,750 --> 01:53:14,180 ( laughing ) 1653 01:53:18,750 --> 01:53:21,220 ( speaking French ) 1654 01:53:48,950 --> 01:53:51,280 Mm-hmm. 1655 01:53:56,690 --> 01:53:58,690 Man: Hey, that was great. Thank you. 1656 01:53:58,690 --> 01:54:00,730 You didn't know I could cook, did you? 1657 01:54:00,730 --> 01:54:02,630 Thought I could only shake a leg, huh? 1658 01:54:02,630 --> 01:54:04,060 You shake a leg real good. 1659 01:54:04,070 --> 01:54:05,730 - Better than I cook? - Sure. 1660 01:54:05,730 --> 01:54:08,170 Well, I mean, um-- no. Well, like you-- 1661 01:54:08,170 --> 01:54:11,070 you cook real good, but you could dance even better. 1662 01:54:11,070 --> 01:54:12,910 You just don't work at it. 1663 01:54:12,910 --> 01:54:14,970 What's the point? I could never dance as good as you. 1664 01:54:14,980 --> 01:54:17,040 - Sure, you could. - Oh, come on now. 1665 01:54:17,050 --> 01:54:20,780 You're special. Isn't he special, tiger? 1666 01:54:20,780 --> 01:54:23,150 Absolutely. 1667 01:54:23,150 --> 01:54:25,720 You see? He loves to watch you dance. 1668 01:54:25,720 --> 01:54:28,320 He thinks you're gorgeous. Right, tiger? 1669 01:54:28,320 --> 01:54:30,160 Right. 1670 01:54:30,160 --> 01:54:32,560 How about that? Look at that. 1671 01:54:32,560 --> 01:54:35,630 Get a load of that. Come on. 1672 01:54:35,630 --> 01:54:37,230 Hey, Mims, you're crazy. 1673 01:54:37,230 --> 01:54:39,830 Come on. 1674 01:54:39,830 --> 01:54:42,040 Isn't that something? 1675 01:54:42,040 --> 01:54:45,200 And he's not gay either. That's very rare. 1676 01:54:45,210 --> 01:54:47,940 Show him your extension. 1677 01:54:47,940 --> 01:54:49,180 Come on! 1678 01:54:54,650 --> 01:54:56,650 How about that, tiger? 1679 01:54:56,650 --> 01:54:58,950 You should try it sometime. 1680 01:54:58,950 --> 01:55:02,620 Come on, Basil, dance a little for Oscar. 1681 01:55:02,620 --> 01:55:04,290 I don't know. I ate too much. 1682 01:55:04,290 --> 01:55:05,890 No, come on. 1683 01:55:05,890 --> 01:55:10,230 The poor baby gets so little fun out of life these days. 1684 01:55:10,230 --> 01:55:12,600 No entertainment at all! 1685 01:55:12,600 --> 01:55:14,900 - ( laughs ) - ( slow music playing ) 1686 01:55:14,900 --> 01:55:16,340 Well? 1687 01:55:26,280 --> 01:55:28,180 Come on, don't stop! 1688 01:55:40,890 --> 01:55:42,360 Dance! Dance! 1689 01:57:01,310 --> 01:57:03,980 ( Mimi moaning ) 1690 01:57:11,250 --> 01:57:14,750 ( moaning ) 1691 01:57:24,230 --> 01:57:27,070 ( both grunting ) 1692 01:57:33,410 --> 01:57:37,080 Oscar: I'd grown accustomed to being only half a man. 1693 01:57:37,080 --> 01:57:40,010 But that night, 1694 01:57:40,010 --> 01:57:43,150 I really hit rock bottom. 1695 01:57:43,150 --> 01:57:46,290 It was a kind of catharsis, I guess. 1696 01:57:46,290 --> 01:57:49,390 We both knew we'd never rediscover 1697 01:57:49,390 --> 01:57:52,260 the same extremes of passion and cruelty 1698 01:57:52,260 --> 01:57:54,030 with another living soul. 1699 01:57:54,030 --> 01:57:56,060 Man: Monsieur Oscar Benton... 1700 01:57:56,060 --> 01:57:58,230 ( speaking French ) 1701 01:57:58,230 --> 01:57:59,870 Mademoiselle Micheline Bouvier? 1702 01:57:59,870 --> 01:58:01,430 Oui. 1703 01:58:01,440 --> 01:58:03,100 Mademoiselle Micheline Bouvier... 1704 01:58:03,100 --> 01:58:04,440 ( speaking French ) 1705 01:58:04,440 --> 01:58:05,940 Monsieur Oscar Benton? 1706 01:58:05,940 --> 01:58:07,040 Oui. 1707 01:58:07,040 --> 01:58:10,110 ( speaking French ) 1708 01:58:10,110 --> 01:58:13,980 Oscar: We were like the survivors of a catastrophe 1709 01:58:13,980 --> 01:58:17,850 so terrible it formed a bond between us 1710 01:58:17,850 --> 01:58:20,390 shared by no one else in the world. 1711 01:58:40,510 --> 01:58:44,080 So the relationship had come full circle. 1712 01:58:44,080 --> 01:58:46,850 We'd reached a plateau. 1713 01:58:46,850 --> 01:58:49,380 The dust has settled since then, 1714 01:58:49,380 --> 01:58:52,120 but I live in constant dread. 1715 01:58:52,120 --> 01:58:54,920 I'm forever afraid of losing what's left of her heart 1716 01:58:54,920 --> 01:58:56,520 to some lucky bastard. 1717 01:59:00,190 --> 01:59:02,830 It feels strange to be confessing this 1718 01:59:02,830 --> 01:59:05,100 to someone who's hoping he'll be the one. 1719 01:59:05,100 --> 01:59:06,970 Now don't deny it. 1720 01:59:06,970 --> 01:59:09,440 There's only room in this cabin for one hypocrite. 1721 01:59:12,140 --> 01:59:16,210 Well, if you're not going to stay and have another drink with me, 1722 01:59:16,210 --> 01:59:18,010 you might as well go. 1723 01:59:18,010 --> 01:59:19,850 There's no more to tell. 1724 01:59:33,130 --> 01:59:35,490 I think I understand you better now. 1725 01:59:35,500 --> 01:59:37,560 And her? 1726 01:59:40,130 --> 01:59:42,340 Yeah, and her. 1727 01:59:51,950 --> 01:59:53,250 Shit. 1728 02:00:01,150 --> 02:00:03,090 Look... ( laughs ) 1729 02:00:03,090 --> 02:00:05,630 Let's be adult about this, shall we? 1730 02:00:07,660 --> 02:00:10,560 Yeah, adult-- that's the word. 1731 02:00:10,570 --> 02:00:12,470 "Anything I can do, you can do better." 1732 02:00:12,470 --> 02:00:13,930 Feel free. 1733 02:00:13,940 --> 02:00:17,370 I won't object if you have a little fling 1734 02:00:17,370 --> 02:00:19,310 with that Italian, for example. 1735 02:00:23,210 --> 02:00:25,540 Uh, Fiona? 1736 02:00:52,210 --> 02:00:55,410 ( music playing ) 1737 02:00:55,410 --> 02:00:58,140 ♪ And start heading for the door ♪ 1738 02:00:58,150 --> 02:01:01,480 ♪ There's a very strange vibration ♪ 1739 02:01:01,480 --> 02:01:05,020 ♪ Piercing me right to the core ♪ 1740 02:01:05,020 --> 02:01:08,190 ♪ It says, "Turn around, you fool ♪ 1741 02:01:08,190 --> 02:01:12,490 ♪ You know you love him more and more" ♪ 1742 02:01:12,490 --> 02:01:16,060 ♪ Tell me why 1743 02:01:16,060 --> 02:01:18,530 ♪ Is it so? 1744 02:01:18,530 --> 02:01:21,530 ♪ Don't wanna let you go 1745 02:01:21,540 --> 02:01:24,740 ♪ Hey, I never can say goodbye, boy ♪ 1746 02:01:24,740 --> 02:01:28,740 ♪ Ooh, no, no 1747 02:01:28,740 --> 02:01:31,240 ♪ I never can say goodbye 1748 02:01:31,250 --> 02:01:35,050 ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, tell it, tell it ♪ 1749 02:01:35,050 --> 02:01:39,290 ♪ Hey, I never can say goodbye, boy ♪ 1750 02:01:39,290 --> 02:01:43,220 ♪ Oooh, baby 1751 02:01:43,220 --> 02:01:45,490 ♪ I never can say goodbye 1752 02:01:45,490 --> 02:01:49,500 ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, tell it, tell it ♪ 1753 02:01:49,500 --> 02:01:54,170 ♪ I never can say goodbye 1754 02:01:54,170 --> 02:01:57,300 ♪ No, no 1755 02:01:57,310 --> 02:02:00,470 ♪ I never can say goodbye 1756 02:02:00,480 --> 02:02:03,140 ♪ Never can say goodbye 1757 02:02:03,140 --> 02:02:06,680 ♪ I keep thinking that our problems ♪ 1758 02:02:06,680 --> 02:02:10,750 ♪ Soon are all gonna work out... ♪ 1759 02:02:10,750 --> 02:02:14,150 - Taking the plunge at last? - Yep. 1760 02:02:14,160 --> 02:02:17,290 ♪ There's that anguish, there's that doubt ♪ 1761 02:02:17,290 --> 02:02:20,660 ♪ It's that same old dizzy hang-up ♪ 1762 02:02:20,660 --> 02:02:24,430 ♪ I can't get by without you ♪ 1763 02:02:24,430 --> 02:02:27,530 ♪ Tell me why 1764 02:02:27,540 --> 02:02:30,570 ♪ Is it so? 1765 02:02:30,570 --> 02:02:33,810 ♪ I don't wanna let you go ♪ 1766 02:02:33,810 --> 02:02:37,140 ♪ No, I never can say goodbye, boy ♪ 1767 02:02:37,150 --> 02:02:40,750 ♪ Ooh, no, no 1768 02:02:40,750 --> 02:02:43,420 ♪ I never can say goodbye 1769 02:02:43,420 --> 02:02:46,720 ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, tell it, tell it ♪ 1770 02:02:46,720 --> 02:02:51,520 ♪ Hey, I never can say goodbye, boy ♪ 1771 02:02:51,530 --> 02:02:53,430 ♪ Oooh, baby... 1772 02:02:53,430 --> 02:02:55,460 I think I-- I think I need a drink. 1773 02:02:55,460 --> 02:02:57,500 ♪ I never can say goodbye... 1774 02:02:57,500 --> 02:02:59,470 I said I think I need a drink. 1775 02:02:59,470 --> 02:03:01,070 Can I get you one? 1776 02:03:04,300 --> 02:03:07,070 ♪ Never can say goodbye... 1777 02:03:08,510 --> 02:03:11,280 Can I have a whiskey, please? No ice. 1778 02:03:11,280 --> 02:03:14,750 Hey! That was some stunt! 1779 02:03:14,750 --> 02:03:18,620 Pretty good for a guy with two left feet. 1780 02:03:18,620 --> 02:03:20,650 Well, I don't pretend to be a dancer. 1781 02:03:20,660 --> 02:03:22,320 Just kidding, Nigel. 1782 02:03:22,320 --> 02:03:24,220 I'm not so hot myself. 1783 02:03:24,230 --> 02:03:26,690 ♪ My cherie amour... 1784 02:03:26,690 --> 02:03:29,630 Will you look at that Latin loverboy go? 1785 02:03:33,470 --> 02:03:35,330 ♪ My cherie amour... 1786 02:03:35,340 --> 02:03:37,600 Watch out, he'll snap her up. 1787 02:03:44,740 --> 02:03:47,250 Almost time. 1788 02:03:47,250 --> 02:03:49,680 Where is that English rose of yours? 1789 02:03:49,680 --> 02:03:51,420 She'll miss all the fun if she doesn't hurry up. 1790 02:03:51,420 --> 02:03:53,450 Fiona? She's really not much of a sailor. 1791 02:03:53,450 --> 02:03:55,220 She's flat out on her bunk. 1792 02:03:55,220 --> 02:03:57,120 Now that is a disappointment. 1793 02:03:57,130 --> 02:03:59,730 Yeah, yeah. Dosed herself on Dramamine. 1794 02:03:59,730 --> 02:04:01,690 Pity. 1795 02:04:01,700 --> 02:04:04,800 Mimi and I were hoping to crack a bottle of champagne with you later on. 1796 02:04:04,800 --> 02:04:07,170 The two of you. 1797 02:04:07,170 --> 02:04:09,400 A little farewell get-together with our special friends. 1798 02:04:09,400 --> 02:04:11,670 Right, folks, this is it. 1799 02:04:11,670 --> 02:04:14,240 If you've got something you want to do this year, you'd better hurry up. 1800 02:04:14,240 --> 02:04:16,740 We've got only about 10 seconds left. 1801 02:04:16,740 --> 02:04:19,910 - Nine... - All: Eight, 1802 02:04:19,910 --> 02:04:22,180 seven, six, 1803 02:04:22,180 --> 02:04:25,620 five, four, three, 1804 02:04:25,620 --> 02:04:27,920 two, one! 1805 02:04:27,920 --> 02:04:30,590 ( all cheering ) 1806 02:04:36,830 --> 02:04:39,270 All: ♪ Should auld acquaintance 1807 02:04:39,270 --> 02:04:41,270 ♪ Be forgot 1808 02:04:41,270 --> 02:04:44,170 ♪ And never brought to mind? ♪ 1809 02:04:44,170 --> 02:04:46,670 Well, baby? 1810 02:04:46,670 --> 02:04:48,470 ♪ Should auld acquaintance 1811 02:04:48,480 --> 02:04:49,740 ♪ Be forgot... 1812 02:04:51,240 --> 02:04:53,480 Happy days, Oscar. 1813 02:04:53,480 --> 02:04:57,320 Sure. Happy days. 1814 02:05:06,760 --> 02:05:10,500 Your good health. 1815 02:05:10,500 --> 02:05:13,500 You notice that I do not say "happy New Year." 1816 02:05:13,500 --> 02:05:15,430 To those whose gaze is focused on eternity, 1817 02:05:15,440 --> 02:05:18,640 one year is the same as the next. 1818 02:05:18,640 --> 02:05:19,940 You don't say? 1819 02:05:19,940 --> 02:05:22,210 In that case, cheers. 1820 02:05:22,210 --> 02:05:24,340 Oscar: I would like to send a bottle of champagne 1821 02:05:24,350 --> 02:05:26,310 over to room A29, 1822 02:05:26,310 --> 02:05:28,750 on my tab, Oscar Benton. Eh? 1823 02:05:35,260 --> 02:05:37,520 ( all chattering ) 1824 02:05:39,730 --> 02:05:44,400 ( all shouting ) 1825 02:05:44,400 --> 02:05:46,730 All right, boys and girls, that'll do. 1826 02:05:46,730 --> 02:05:48,400 - Come on, stop that. - ( glass breaks ) 1827 02:05:48,400 --> 02:05:50,800 Is this any way to start a new year? 1828 02:05:50,810 --> 02:05:52,770 Please, let's have some peace. 1829 02:05:52,770 --> 02:05:54,370 ( grunts ) 1830 02:05:54,380 --> 02:05:56,540 Shalom! Shalom! 1831 02:05:56,540 --> 02:05:58,380 ( making gibberish sounds ) 1832 02:05:58,380 --> 02:06:00,510 All right, all right, that'll do, boys and girls. 1833 02:06:19,530 --> 02:06:25,300 ♪ I've been alone with you inside my mind ♪ 1834 02:06:26,840 --> 02:06:28,910 ♪ And in my dreams 1835 02:06:28,910 --> 02:06:31,710 ♪ I've kissed your lips 1836 02:06:31,710 --> 02:06:34,380 ♪ A thousand times 1837 02:06:34,380 --> 02:06:37,320 ♪ I sometimes see you 1838 02:06:37,320 --> 02:06:40,620 ♪ Pass outside my door 1839 02:06:41,990 --> 02:06:45,860 ♪ Hello 1840 02:06:45,860 --> 02:06:49,600 ♪ Is it me you're looking for? ♪ 1841 02:06:49,600 --> 02:06:52,670 ♪ I can see it in your eyes 1842 02:06:52,670 --> 02:06:55,970 ♪ I can see it in your smile... ♪ 1843 02:06:55,970 --> 02:06:57,840 No. 1844 02:06:57,840 --> 02:07:01,570 Why? 1845 02:07:01,580 --> 02:07:03,940 - I thought-- - You thought what? 1846 02:07:03,940 --> 02:07:07,350 But you-- you said-- 1847 02:07:07,350 --> 02:07:10,320 I mean, I know how your story ends now. 1848 02:07:10,320 --> 02:07:13,750 No, you don't. Not yet. 1849 02:07:13,750 --> 02:07:15,850 I think-- 1850 02:07:17,590 --> 02:07:19,560 I think I've fallen in love with you. 1851 02:07:19,560 --> 02:07:22,590 Come on, I'm just a fantasy, 1852 02:07:22,600 --> 02:07:26,730 an amusement on a boring voyage. 1853 02:07:26,730 --> 02:07:28,870 What? You mean it's still just a game? 1854 02:07:28,870 --> 02:07:32,540 Did I ever say it wasn't? 1855 02:07:32,540 --> 02:07:34,740 But-- 1856 02:07:34,740 --> 02:07:37,710 I'm truly and sincerely in love with you. 1857 02:07:37,710 --> 02:07:40,050 That's why you will never have me. 1858 02:07:44,820 --> 02:07:47,420 You're hurting terribly. 1859 02:07:47,420 --> 02:07:49,690 The way you're hurting your wife? 1860 02:07:49,690 --> 02:07:52,490 She doesn't know about us. She'll-- 1861 02:07:52,490 --> 02:07:55,490 She's looking right at us. 1862 02:07:55,500 --> 02:07:58,700 ♪ 'Cause I wonder where you are ♪ 1863 02:07:58,700 --> 02:08:02,800 ♪ And I wonder what you do... ♪ 1864 02:08:02,800 --> 02:08:04,800 - ( laughs ) - Fiona: Having a good time? 1865 02:08:04,810 --> 02:08:06,770 Darling, this is wonderful. 1866 02:08:06,770 --> 02:08:09,480 - Yes, isn't it? - How are you feeling? 1867 02:08:09,480 --> 02:08:11,080 Good as new, thanks to your ministrations. 1868 02:08:11,080 --> 02:08:12,980 There. 1869 02:08:12,980 --> 02:08:16,450 Now you can make your New Year's resolutions. 1870 02:08:16,450 --> 02:08:19,080 Darling, do you think it's safe to drink on an empty stomach? 1871 02:08:19,090 --> 02:08:21,790 Who wants to be safe? 1872 02:08:21,790 --> 02:08:23,420 No? 1873 02:08:23,420 --> 02:08:25,790 Living dangerous tonight. 1874 02:08:25,790 --> 02:08:28,560 That's the spirit, Fiona. 1875 02:08:28,560 --> 02:08:30,700 I knew that your presence would add a little spice 1876 02:08:30,700 --> 02:08:33,070 to the night's proceedings. 1877 02:08:33,070 --> 02:08:35,130 That was a very kind thought of yours. 1878 02:08:35,140 --> 02:08:38,540 I've never seen my husband in action with another woman before. 1879 02:08:38,540 --> 02:08:40,640 Oscar was sweet enough to have me woken 1880 02:08:40,640 --> 02:08:42,110 with a bottle of champagne. 1881 02:08:42,110 --> 02:08:43,810 You call that action? 1882 02:08:43,810 --> 02:08:46,710 I don't think he was getting anywhere with her. 1883 02:08:46,710 --> 02:08:49,520 ♪ Tell her I'll be waiting... ♪ 1884 02:08:49,520 --> 02:08:50,980 It's a shame. 1885 02:08:50,990 --> 02:08:55,190 ( all cheering ) 1886 02:08:55,190 --> 02:08:59,690 ♪ And there's no escape 1887 02:08:59,690 --> 02:09:02,930 ♪ To need a woman 1888 02:09:02,930 --> 02:09:06,470 ♪ You've got to know 1889 02:09:06,470 --> 02:09:09,540 ♪ How the strong get weak 1890 02:09:09,540 --> 02:09:11,100 ♪ And the rich get poor 1891 02:09:11,110 --> 02:09:13,670 ♪ Slave to love 1892 02:09:13,670 --> 02:09:15,640 ♪ Oh 1893 02:09:17,610 --> 02:09:20,580 ♪ Slave to love 1894 02:09:25,890 --> 02:09:29,190 ♪ You're running with me 1895 02:09:29,190 --> 02:09:32,690 ♪ Don't touch the ground 1896 02:09:32,690 --> 02:09:35,590 ♪ We're the restless hearted ♪ 1897 02:09:35,600 --> 02:09:37,900 ♪ Not the chained and bound 1898 02:09:37,900 --> 02:09:42,030 ♪ The sky is burning 1899 02:09:42,040 --> 02:09:45,140 ♪ A sea of flame 1900 02:09:45,140 --> 02:09:48,140 ♪ Though your world is changing ♪ 1901 02:09:48,140 --> 02:09:50,140 ♪ I will be the same 1902 02:09:50,140 --> 02:09:52,810 ♪ Slave to love 1903 02:09:52,810 --> 02:09:55,710 ♪ Oh 1904 02:09:55,720 --> 02:09:58,080 ♪ Slave to love 1905 02:10:02,090 --> 02:10:05,620 ♪ Slave to love 1906 02:10:05,630 --> 02:10:09,500 ♪ Na na na na 1907 02:10:09,500 --> 02:10:11,260 ♪ Slave to love 1908 02:10:11,270 --> 02:10:14,170 ♪ And I can't escape 1909 02:10:14,170 --> 02:10:16,740 ♪ I'm a slave to love... 1910 02:10:30,150 --> 02:10:32,890 Maybe I made a mistake about you, Nigel. 1911 02:10:32,890 --> 02:10:35,920 Maybe your wife would have been a better bet. 1912 02:10:35,920 --> 02:10:38,160 ♪ Can you help me? 1913 02:10:43,560 --> 02:10:46,570 ♪ The storm is breaking... 1914 02:10:47,830 --> 02:10:49,230 Come on, stop sulking, man. 1915 02:10:49,240 --> 02:10:51,900 You ought to be glad they're getting it on so well. 1916 02:10:51,910 --> 02:10:54,110 Come on. 1917 02:10:54,110 --> 02:10:56,740 Put a funny hat on. It'll make you feel better. 1918 02:10:56,740 --> 02:10:58,580 Throw some streamers at 'em. Come on. 1919 02:11:02,950 --> 02:11:05,280 ( all screaming ) 1920 02:11:05,290 --> 02:11:07,090 Thattaboy! 1921 02:11:07,090 --> 02:11:09,320 It's the Titanic all over again! 1922 02:11:09,320 --> 02:11:13,230 ♪ Nearer my God to thee! 1923 02:11:13,230 --> 02:11:15,990 ♪ Nearer to thee! 1924 02:11:20,330 --> 02:11:23,270 ( music starts playing ) 1925 02:11:44,990 --> 02:11:47,690 I know how you feel, Nigel. 1926 02:11:47,700 --> 02:11:49,900 I've been a loser all my life. 1927 02:11:49,900 --> 02:11:52,000 Join the club. 1928 02:11:52,000 --> 02:11:56,300 Don't touch me! If you weren't a cripple, I'd knock your fucking head off. 1929 02:11:56,300 --> 02:11:57,970 Go ahead if it'll help. 1930 02:11:57,970 --> 02:12:00,040 I deserve your hatred. I'm abominable. 1931 02:12:00,040 --> 02:12:01,670 I'm pathetic. 1932 02:12:01,680 --> 02:12:04,040 ♪ Tell her I'll be waiting ♪ 1933 02:12:04,040 --> 02:12:07,180 ♪ In the usual place... 1934 02:12:07,180 --> 02:12:09,150 No, not that way, Nigel! 1935 02:12:09,150 --> 02:12:12,620 Nigel, you'd better hurry! There'll be nothing left for you! 1936 02:12:16,960 --> 02:12:20,860 Fucking hell! 1937 02:12:20,860 --> 02:12:23,660 Ahhh! 1938 02:12:26,300 --> 02:12:28,870 ( snoring ) 1939 02:12:28,870 --> 02:12:32,670 ( ship horn bellowing ) 1940 02:12:58,060 --> 02:13:02,370 ( horn playing ) 1941 02:13:27,060 --> 02:13:29,730 Is she here? 1942 02:13:45,280 --> 02:13:48,150 Did you ever see such an allegory 1943 02:13:48,150 --> 02:13:50,980 of grace and beauty? 1944 02:13:50,980 --> 02:13:54,490 Two nymphs sleeping off their amatory exertions. 1945 02:13:57,260 --> 02:13:59,220 You really missed something, Nigel. 1946 02:13:59,230 --> 02:14:03,760 Fiona was a revelation. 1947 02:14:03,760 --> 02:14:05,360 All fire. 1948 02:14:07,900 --> 02:14:11,440 I doubt if you've ever really made the most of her. 1949 02:14:15,810 --> 02:14:16,940 Oh! 1950 02:14:16,940 --> 02:14:19,140 Get your goddamn hands off me. 1951 02:14:27,090 --> 02:14:28,890 You prick. 1952 02:14:32,990 --> 02:14:35,460 You don't deserve to hear the rest of my story. 1953 02:14:35,460 --> 02:14:37,460 Ah, right. 1954 02:14:37,460 --> 02:14:40,000 You're okay, just-- 1955 02:14:40,000 --> 02:14:42,100 just give me that thing, all right? 1956 02:14:42,100 --> 02:14:44,170 Otherwise you're going to hurt somebody. 1957 02:14:44,170 --> 02:14:45,500 Come on, man. Don't be a bloody fool. Give it to me. 1958 02:14:45,510 --> 02:14:47,810 Hurt somebody? 1959 02:14:47,810 --> 02:14:50,540 No. 1960 02:14:50,540 --> 02:14:52,210 Not anymore. 1961 02:14:54,110 --> 02:14:57,220 ( firing ) 1962 02:14:59,520 --> 02:15:02,350 We were just too greedy, baby. 1963 02:15:04,320 --> 02:15:06,390 That was all. 1964 02:15:11,560 --> 02:15:15,900 ( horn bellowing ) 1965 02:15:36,990 --> 02:15:38,990 Amrita: Hello. 1966 02:15:46,070 --> 02:15:47,530 Hello, sweetheart. 1967 02:15:47,530 --> 02:15:50,540 My father says to wish you a happy New Year. 1968 02:16:02,150 --> 02:16:04,450 ( sobbing ) 144015