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Who's up for Chinese checkers?
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Oh, half the marbles are missing.
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Everyone, spread out
and find a suitable replacement
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for the red and white ones.
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And a suitable replacement
for a pet in this house.
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Something snobby and purebred,
with lots of health issues
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so it dies before I get bored with it.
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You hurt his feelings!
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Don't you have a heart?
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He does, and it's just covered
under layers of snark.
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Taylor, it's game night.
Do you want to join us?
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Don't be ridiculous.
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I'm going downtown with my friends.
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Have fun with your little games.
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I do not like what our nice,
fun-loving Taylor has become
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since she started hanging out
with these popular girls.
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This is the way she walks around school
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with her stuck-up friends...
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- Excellent pantomime work.
- Mm-hmm.
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Spencer!
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I've got big news!
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Wait for it.
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Wait for it.
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Ta-da!
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Please tell me this has
nothing to do with Viagra.
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No, my house-arrest ankle
bracelet isn't beeping anymore.
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That's because I don't have one.
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I'm a free man!
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Congratulations!
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Tomorrow we golf. You got clubs?
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No.
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I'm buying you clubs.
Can I buy him clubs?
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- Um...
- I'm buying you clubs!
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You know, you got a good kid here.
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A true friend, which is hard to find.
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Because when you're rich,
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people are always trying
to get close to you.
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Biggie called it...
mo money, mo problems.
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Oliver, be ready.
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I got us a tee time...
9:00 a.m., Longshore.
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- You got golf shoes?
- No.
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I'm buying you golf shoes.
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I'm buying him golf shoes!
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Ha-ha!
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You hear what he said?
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I'm a good kid.
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Yeah, I'm not buyin' it.
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Hey, Taylor. You're home early.
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Something wrong?
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No! Why does something
always have to be wrong?
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And why are you guys always
in my business?
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I just want to be left alone!
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God!!
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Such a fun age.
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Come on, let's go talk to her.
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She said she wants to be left alone.
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I want to be left alone
all the time, Greg,
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but nobody listens to me.
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So, what's going on?
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Everything is fine.
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It's perfect.
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I love my life, okay?
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The only reason why I'm getting
misty right now
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is because I look at my life
and I think,
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"Wow, it's so beautiful!" Now get out!
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Something is obviously wrong.
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And we're not leaving until
we find out what it is.
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You won't understand!
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- Try us.
- Mm-hmm.
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We were at Tom Garrity's house
just hanging out,
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and I went to talk to Summit,
Zola, and Londyn,
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but they kept ignoring me
and walked away.
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So I followed them and I tried
talking to them again,
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but they just kept ditching me.
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And then when I asked them why,
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Summit said they're reevaluating
their friend group.
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What does that even mean?
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She's right, I don't understand.
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It means I'm out.
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I left my old friends
to be with my new friends,
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and now my new friends don't want me.
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I have no one.
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- You always have us.
- Oh, Greg.
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Is that what you think of me?
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That I'm just some loser whose
only friends are her parents?
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- No, I...
- Taylor, I understand.
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Don't even!
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Maybe in the 1900s something
like this happened to you.
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But it's different now.
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You don't know what I'm going through
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and don't say you do because you don't!
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She stormed out of her own room.
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I wonder when she's gonna realize...
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Get out!
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Reevaluate their friend group?
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Hans Gruber, how'd you get up there?
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Greg, there's something I really
need you to understand...
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from now on, that one's your pillow.
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I'll get him down.
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And then you'll change the sheets.
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- Yes.
- Like, really change them.
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Actually get the elastic
under the mattress
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so it doesn't slip out
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and I dream I'm caught in a fishing net.
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I got it.
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Hans Gruber, get down.
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Get down. Come on.
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Come on. Good boy. Good boy.
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Gruber.
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Gruber, get down.
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Come on, come on.
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Come on.
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- Mnh-mnh.
- Come on.
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Come down.
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Yeah, Greg, that's why
the 400-pound farm animal
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won't get off our comforter...
Enunciation.
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That pig has got to go.
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I know! But what do I do?
I can't sell him for meat.
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Anna-Kat considers him family.
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I give to this charity that lets animals
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safely live out the rest
of their lives on a farm.
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You could bring him there.
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Is that one of your
"date a woman, dump her,
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but then support her charities
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so you don't seem like a monster" deals?
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Yes. But if they don't have a charity,
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then they get a Jo Malone candle.
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The big one with the three wicks.
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The farm sounds perfect.
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Now I just have to convince
Anna-Kat and Greg.
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Just sneak it out
in the middle of the night.
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That's what I did with
Richard's mom when I moved her
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out of the guest room
into a retirement home.
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She bit me, but it was worth it.
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That's them. The Blontourage.
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- The girls who kicked Taylor to the curb?
- Mm-hmm.
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If you squint, you can almost
see them doing porn in 10 years.
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I'm just gonna go say hi.
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Uh, you're just gonna go
make things worse.
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- Or better!
- But probably worse!
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Maybe better!
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- Girls.
- Hi, Mrs. Otto.
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No. We're not doing that.
This isn't a pleasant meeting.
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- I'll have...
- She'll have nothing!
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What's your deal?
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My deal is that you blew off
Taylor for no reason.
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Well, let me tell you something.
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I know you think you're all that and...
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Wait, wait. All what?
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- All that.
- What's that mean?
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It's a saying.
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- No, it's not.
- Yes, it is.
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It's short for
"all that and a bag of chips."
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Chips are terrible for you.
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Yeah, even the healthy kind are
like a bazillion calories.
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Totally. Like, one bag...
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Guys. We are not talking
about bags of chips.
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We are talking about what bags
of garbage you are.
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Incredible transition.
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Personally, for me, I'm glad you
blew off my daughter
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because I don't want her ending
up like you.
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Pretty on the outside
but rotten on the inside.
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And eventually, that rottenness
will come to the surface
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and no amount of concealer will hide
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what dried-out old hags you become.
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And when you look
at your shriveled reflections
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in the mirror, remember, I called it.
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How'd that go?
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I made it better.
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Or worse.
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- I made it worse.
- Yeah.
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Hans Gruber won't come down.
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Is he sick or depressed or something?
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Well...
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near as I can tell, he's suffering from
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"I should be living on a farm,
but these stupid people
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brought me into their house and
named me after a movie villain."
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That sounds like
a fairly judgy condition.
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I think what Dr. Hatch
is trying to say is,
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Hans Gruber belongs on a farm
with other pigs.
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He's right. It's time.
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Now, how do we get him off the bed?
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Stop feeding him. When he's
hungry, he'll find his way down.
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You're giving away Hans Gruber?
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I'm sorry, honey.
He belongs with his own kind.
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I'm his own kind!
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Anna-Kat.
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Okay, I'm off to see some morons
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that have a llama in their apartment.
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Anna-Kat, Hans Gruber
has to go to a farm.
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He's gotten too big.
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You didn't send Mom to a farm
after she had Taylor!
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What'd she say?
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She said she needs some time
to process things.
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Did you hear from Oliver?
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He texted me.
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They landed safely in New York
and are grabbing a bite.
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I can't believe our son took
a helicopter to dinner
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with his 80-year-old billionaire friend.
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There is so much bad in that sentence,
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I am choosing to block it out.
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The vet was right.
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Don't feed them, and eventually
they'll come down.
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What's up?
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Nothin'.
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You?
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Nothin'.
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Cool.
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Subzero over here.
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Do you think maybe we could play a game?
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Stay calm, Katie.
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Don't look too eager and scare her off.
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Give Greg the "play it cool" look.
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He never understands my looks.
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I'm up for playing a game.
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Just not the mystery one.
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Mystery one?
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It's the one with the rope and
the candlestick and the clues.
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Yeah, with the clues. What is that?
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- Uhh.
- It's on the tip of my tongue.
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- With the rooms.
- Yeah, with the clues.
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It's Clue, guys. The game is Clue.
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Look who's off the bed and is hungry.
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Oh, Anna-Kat, let me help you with that.
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Now that Taylor's been cast out,
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our sweet, fun-loving girl is back.
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I know. Hopefully she'll be
alone and friendless forever.
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Hey, Mrs. Otto.
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Uhhh... What are you doing here?
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Well, I-I thought about what you said
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about being rotten on the inside,
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and I want to make up with Taylor.
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That's very nice of you,
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but she already has
a new group of friends.
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Who?
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Uh, Brenda, Brandon, Dylan,
and Jennie Garth.
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You don't know them.
They don't go to your school.
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Now she's too cool to talk to you. Ha!
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Who was at the door?
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- Pizza guy.
- So where's the pizza?
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I ate it.
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Okay.
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It's sweet she's so trusting.
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But it hurts my feelings
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that she thought I ate
a whole pizza in 30 seconds.
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Mom! Dad! Come quick!
You have to see this!
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_
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It's exactly like in "Charlotte's Web."
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Hans Gruber can spell.
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We can't give away a pig this special.
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Actually, in "Charlotte's Web,"
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it was the spider
who could spell, not the pig.
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So...
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I had to pick the one book you've read.
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Sweetie, Hans Gruber belongs on a farm.
257
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But I don't want him to go.
258
00:09:49,807 --> 00:09:51,039
I know.
259
00:09:51,141 --> 00:09:53,842
But if you love somebody,
you need to let them grow.
260
00:09:53,944 --> 00:09:56,611
And sometimes that means
letting them go.
261
00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:59,214
And then you'll put my hair in a bow.
262
00:09:59,316 --> 00:10:01,149
Stop trying to Dr. Seuss me.
263
00:10:03,721 --> 00:10:04,953
Who was at the door earlier?
264
00:10:05,055 --> 00:10:07,122
I know you didn't eat a pizza
in 30 seconds.
265
00:10:07,224 --> 00:10:08,264
Thank you.
266
00:10:08,312 --> 00:10:10,178
It was that Zola girl
trying to make up with Taylor.
267
00:10:10,247 --> 00:10:11,155
What'd you tell her?
268
00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:12,452
I told her that Taylor was friends
269
00:10:12,491 --> 00:10:14,816
with the cast of "90210"
and to never talk to her again.
270
00:10:14,885 --> 00:10:16,785
- Good.
- Good?
271
00:10:16,854 --> 00:10:19,187
No lecture on morals?
272
00:10:19,289 --> 00:10:21,490
No "Oh, what a tangled web we weave...
273
00:10:21,592 --> 00:10:25,093
when we first... lie to our friend...
274
00:10:25,195 --> 00:10:26,561
Steve?"
275
00:10:28,198 --> 00:10:30,032
Would you like to hear
the correct version,
276
00:10:30,134 --> 00:10:32,067
or shall I act like
you nailed it and move on?
277
00:10:32,169 --> 00:10:33,201
Nailed it and move on.
278
00:10:33,303 --> 00:10:35,303
Okay.
279
00:10:35,406 --> 00:10:36,438
Well, hey, guys.
280
00:10:36,540 --> 00:10:37,873
We had the best day.
281
00:10:37,908 --> 00:10:39,541
We went golfing and then...
282
00:10:39,610 --> 00:10:42,811
Ran into some old acquaintances
who weren't happy to see me.
283
00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:44,846
They bet us $10,000 on a round of golf.
284
00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:46,014
We crushed them.
285
00:10:46,083 --> 00:10:48,116
You crushed them. He was amazing.
286
00:10:48,185 --> 00:10:50,018
At my prison,
there wasn't much do but golf.
287
00:10:50,087 --> 00:10:51,687
You know, unless you were
into sport fishing
288
00:10:51,789 --> 00:10:53,055
or hot air ballooning.
289
00:10:53,123 --> 00:10:54,823
We took our winnings
and blew it all on dinner.
290
00:10:54,892 --> 00:10:58,994
How did you spend $10,000 on dinner?
291
00:10:59,063 --> 00:11:01,797
Dessert, plus tip. Adds up.
292
00:11:01,865 --> 00:11:05,300
Well, it's been a long day.
I think I'll go home
293
00:11:05,402 --> 00:11:09,404
and have a Manhattan or two
and drunk-dial Daryl Hannah.
294
00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:10,572
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
295
00:11:10,674 --> 00:11:12,040
That guy is my hero.
296
00:11:12,109 --> 00:11:13,742
Isn't your father
supposed to be your hero?
297
00:11:15,245 --> 00:11:16,812
Good night, Dad.
298
00:11:19,049 --> 00:11:20,849
I got up early and made you breakfast.
299
00:11:20,951 --> 00:11:21,950
Aww.
300
00:11:23,020 --> 00:11:24,319
- Mmm.
- Good.
301
00:11:24,388 --> 00:11:25,320
It's good.
302
00:11:25,422 --> 00:11:26,822
It has kale in it.
303
00:11:26,890 --> 00:11:28,223
Don't ruin it for me.
304
00:11:28,292 --> 00:11:30,759
I thought later we can go
for a walk down at the beach.
305
00:11:30,828 --> 00:11:33,061
We can bury Dad in the sand
and then give him boobies.
306
00:11:33,130 --> 00:11:35,263
I'm gonna go see if there's a bucket.
307
00:11:36,366 --> 00:11:39,601
It's official...
friendless Taylor just surpassed
308
00:11:39,636 --> 00:11:41,603
"five-month-old-
sleeps-18-hours-a-day Taylor"
309
00:11:41,705 --> 00:11:43,438
as my favorite Taylor.
310
00:11:43,507 --> 00:11:45,741
Oh, it's her phone.
311
00:11:45,809 --> 00:11:48,076
It's one of the Blondetourage
texting her.
312
00:11:48,145 --> 00:11:49,311
Zola.
313
00:11:49,379 --> 00:11:52,114
She's the one who always has
that dumb look on her face.
314
00:11:52,182 --> 00:11:54,082
What'd she say?
315
00:11:54,184 --> 00:11:55,817
"Hey, Tay-Tay." Hate her.
316
00:11:55,919 --> 00:11:57,552
- Mm.
- "Where are you?
317
00:11:57,654 --> 00:11:59,554
I stopped by your house
last night to talk,
318
00:11:59,623 --> 00:12:01,223
but your parents said you were out.
319
00:12:01,291 --> 00:12:02,257
Let's hang."
320
00:12:02,359 --> 00:12:04,025
Hey, I also found a Frisbee!
321
00:12:04,094 --> 00:12:05,160
Oh, God.
322
00:12:08,098 --> 00:12:09,264
What are you doing?
323
00:12:09,366 --> 00:12:10,866
- Feeling up your mom.
- Mm-hmm.
324
00:12:10,968 --> 00:12:12,801
With my phone?
325
00:12:12,870 --> 00:12:15,704
That's what I'm into, Taylor.
Don't judge.
326
00:12:17,374 --> 00:12:20,342
Zola stopped by last night?
And you didn't tell me?
327
00:12:20,444 --> 00:12:22,711
We didn't want you running back
to those terrible girls.
328
00:12:22,813 --> 00:12:24,846
They have already showed you
who they really are.
329
00:12:24,948 --> 00:12:26,648
They're the worst and not to be trusted.
330
00:12:26,717 --> 00:12:28,049
Kinda like my parents.
331
00:12:28,085 --> 00:12:29,284
Hey. We're trying to protect you.
332
00:12:29,386 --> 00:12:31,319
When your mom yelled at them
at Stewart and Kingston's...
333
00:12:31,388 --> 00:12:32,821
- Oh, Greg.
- You yelled at them?
334
00:12:32,923 --> 00:12:35,157
They were asking for it.
Who doesn't eat potato chips?
335
00:12:35,225 --> 00:12:38,193
Are you insane?! You're ruining my life!
336
00:12:41,298 --> 00:12:42,697
She's right.
337
00:12:42,766 --> 00:12:44,866
We are no better than the Blondetourage.
338
00:12:44,935 --> 00:12:46,201
We're the Parentourage.
339
00:12:46,303 --> 00:12:47,235
Ottotourage.
340
00:12:47,337 --> 00:12:48,470
No need to one-up me, Greg.
341
00:12:48,572 --> 00:12:50,672
Hey, Spencer and I are going
down to the marina
342
00:12:50,774 --> 00:12:52,841
this afternoon to test out
yachts from Dubai.
343
00:12:52,943 --> 00:12:55,377
Is there a rule about wearing
golf shoes yacht-shopping?
344
00:12:56,380 --> 00:12:58,346
Why am I asking you guys?
345
00:12:58,482 --> 00:13:01,082
I'm just setting you up to fail.
346
00:13:01,151 --> 00:13:03,685
I was never crazy about
Spencer's influence on Oliver,
347
00:13:03,787 --> 00:13:06,421
but now that he's mobile,
it's going to get worse.
348
00:13:06,490 --> 00:13:09,191
I am going to go over there
and lay down the law.
349
00:13:15,532 --> 00:13:16,765
Hi, Spencer.
350
00:13:16,867 --> 00:13:18,500
I rang the bell and no one answered,
351
00:13:18,602 --> 00:13:20,168
so I came around the side.
352
00:13:20,270 --> 00:13:25,173
Oliver thinks the world of you.
353
00:13:25,275 --> 00:13:27,642
But he is an impressionable kid,
354
00:13:27,711 --> 00:13:32,280
and, well, we're not helicopter people.
355
00:13:32,349 --> 00:13:33,949
You know, Spencer?
356
00:13:39,690 --> 00:13:41,456
Spencer?
357
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:52,801
Oh, my God.
358
00:13:59,109 --> 00:14:01,243
Oh, Spencer.
359
00:14:19,105 --> 00:14:20,971
Oliver, we need to talk to you.
360
00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:23,474
Listen, I need to go
yacht shopping with Spencer
361
00:14:23,543 --> 00:14:25,075
to complete the cycle.
362
00:14:25,144 --> 00:14:26,410
You look confused.
363
00:14:26,479 --> 00:14:28,245
The cycle consists of the big four...
364
00:14:28,281 --> 00:14:30,448
mansion, Ferrari,
365
00:14:30,550 --> 00:14:31,949
plane, yacht.
366
00:14:32,051 --> 00:14:32,983
Oliver...
367
00:14:33,052 --> 00:14:34,785
I know, I know. I'm a douchebag.
368
00:14:34,854 --> 00:14:36,387
It's not that.
369
00:14:36,489 --> 00:14:38,956
Please. We need you to sit down.
370
00:14:39,025 --> 00:14:40,191
It's about Spencer.
371
00:14:40,259 --> 00:14:41,525
What about Spencer?
372
00:14:43,663 --> 00:14:47,832
Sweetie, I am so sorry to tell you this.
373
00:14:47,934 --> 00:14:49,266
Tell me what?
374
00:14:49,368 --> 00:14:51,202
Spencer...
375
00:14:54,607 --> 00:14:56,006
...passed away today.
376
00:14:56,075 --> 00:14:58,609
What are you talking about?
He was just here.
377
00:14:58,678 --> 00:15:00,644
He was perfectly fine yesterday.
378
00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:04,615
I know it didn't seem like he
was an old guy, but he was.
379
00:15:04,684 --> 00:15:08,719
The paramedics said his heart
just stopped.
380
00:15:08,788 --> 00:15:12,122
He died peacefully, lying by his pool.
381
00:15:12,191 --> 00:15:15,326
It's okay, honey. We're here for you.
382
00:15:15,428 --> 00:15:16,494
I'm fine.
383
00:15:16,562 --> 00:15:18,896
I know he was your friend.
384
00:15:18,998 --> 00:15:21,732
And it is okay to be upset.
385
00:15:21,801 --> 00:15:23,901
Good to know. But you're right.
386
00:15:23,970 --> 00:15:26,437
He wasn't young and stuff happens.
387
00:15:26,506 --> 00:15:29,540
But he died rich.
That's the dream, right?
388
00:15:29,642 --> 00:15:32,209
I got to go cancel the yacht guy.
389
00:15:35,348 --> 00:15:38,015
What was that? He didn't even cry.
390
00:15:38,117 --> 00:15:39,884
His voice didn't even crack.
391
00:15:39,986 --> 00:15:41,318
Maybe he's in shock?
392
00:15:41,420 --> 00:15:43,320
I'm sure it'll set in eventually.
393
00:15:43,422 --> 00:15:45,022
What if it doesn't?
394
00:15:45,124 --> 00:15:48,158
Then we make him watch Pixar
movies until he feels something.
395
00:15:50,263 --> 00:15:52,062
Honey, don't worry.
396
00:15:52,098 --> 00:15:54,498
On the farm, there's a lot of
room for him to run around.
397
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:57,001
He'll have friends and be free.
398
00:15:57,069 --> 00:15:59,370
Yeah, free to be a bag of pork rinds.
399
00:16:00,873 --> 00:16:03,541
What happened to,
"it'll set in eventually"?
400
00:16:03,643 --> 00:16:05,709
Oliver just has issues with happiness.
401
00:16:05,811 --> 00:16:07,311
He has trouble with empathy,
402
00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:09,313
and he's currently showing
no signs of grief.
403
00:16:09,348 --> 00:16:12,716
You realize that is the textbook
definition of a psychopath.
404
00:16:12,818 --> 00:16:14,785
But he's not torturing animals.
405
00:16:14,887 --> 00:16:17,087
You're right. How are we so blessed?
406
00:16:25,264 --> 00:16:28,165
Look. He already made friends.
407
00:16:28,267 --> 00:16:30,067
Yeah. Pig friends.
408
00:16:30,169 --> 00:16:31,468
He looks pretty happy.
409
00:16:31,537 --> 00:16:33,370
- Mm-hmm.
- He does, doesn't he?
410
00:16:34,407 --> 00:16:36,507
Okay, we've been here long enough.
411
00:16:36,609 --> 00:16:39,009
Just say goodbye and we can
get on with our lives.
412
00:16:39,111 --> 00:16:41,712
Come on.
413
00:16:42,882 --> 00:16:45,783
Hans Gruber,
I'm gonna miss you, big guy.
414
00:16:45,885 --> 00:16:48,185
♪ Me and you, and you and me ♪
415
00:16:48,254 --> 00:16:51,722
♪ No matter how they toss
the dice, it had to be ♪
416
00:16:51,791 --> 00:16:53,824
Yep. That was our jam.
417
00:16:54,994 --> 00:16:56,660
Bye, Hans.
418
00:16:56,729 --> 00:16:59,296
I know we didn't start out
the best of friends,
419
00:16:59,365 --> 00:17:00,764
but you grew on me.
420
00:17:00,866 --> 00:17:03,133
The night I ate
all those Girl Scout Cookies,
421
00:17:03,202 --> 00:17:05,970
I looked over and saw you
chewing on a used coffee filter.
422
00:17:06,038 --> 00:17:08,973
I feel like you did it to make
me feel better about myself.
423
00:17:09,041 --> 00:17:11,909
And it worked, so thank you.
424
00:17:16,916 --> 00:17:18,482
Goodbye, Hans Gruber.
425
00:17:18,551 --> 00:17:20,117
At least you can make friends here
426
00:17:20,219 --> 00:17:21,552
without your parents butting in
427
00:17:21,621 --> 00:17:23,253
and deciding who's best for you.
428
00:17:27,860 --> 00:17:30,094
So this is it.
When Daddy brought you home,
429
00:17:30,129 --> 00:17:32,529
you got a second chance at life,
and I got a chance
430
00:17:32,598 --> 00:17:35,111
to know what real
friendship is all about.
431
00:17:36,252 --> 00:17:38,902
I'm gonna miss your
snorts and your nose kisses.
432
00:17:38,938 --> 00:17:42,072
I'm gonna miss playing fetch
with Daddy's hairbrush.
433
00:17:42,141 --> 00:17:44,141
- What did she just say?
- Shh.
434
00:17:44,210 --> 00:17:46,243
Be a good pig.
435
00:17:46,312 --> 00:17:48,879
And I'll be back to visit
before you know it.
436
00:17:55,721 --> 00:17:58,355
You did good, baby.
437
00:17:58,424 --> 00:18:00,691
I'm spent. Let's go.
438
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:02,526
Wait. Oliver.
439
00:18:02,628 --> 00:18:04,595
Aren't you going to say goodbye?
440
00:18:06,198 --> 00:18:08,432
Fine.
441
00:18:10,069 --> 00:18:11,935
Hey.
442
00:18:12,038 --> 00:18:14,304
Take it easy, pig.
443
00:18:14,407 --> 00:18:17,775
Oliver, you're never
going to see him again.
444
00:18:17,877 --> 00:18:20,778
Okay.
445
00:18:22,715 --> 00:18:24,782
I guess she's right.
446
00:18:24,850 --> 00:18:27,051
I'm not gonna see you again.
447
00:18:29,955 --> 00:18:31,855
But that's life.
448
00:18:36,762 --> 00:18:38,629
I just want you to know...
449
00:18:40,433 --> 00:18:42,700
...meeting you was one
of the best things
450
00:18:42,768 --> 00:18:44,134
that's ever happened to me.
451
00:18:44,236 --> 00:18:46,036
I'm sorry I never told you that.
452
00:18:46,105 --> 00:18:48,772
I'm just...
453
00:18:50,009 --> 00:18:52,443
The thing is,
454
00:18:52,545 --> 00:18:55,212
I feel like I just got to know you,
455
00:18:55,281 --> 00:18:56,914
and now you're gone.
456
00:18:58,984 --> 00:19:00,451
It's not fair!
457
00:19:02,588 --> 00:19:04,354
I know, baby.
458
00:19:04,457 --> 00:19:05,422
I know.
459
00:19:07,393 --> 00:19:10,994
Oh, my sweet boy.
460
00:19:25,644 --> 00:19:27,978
It was a good idea to play
Monopoly in honor of Spencer.
461
00:19:28,047 --> 00:19:30,214
Yeah, we would've caught him
sneaking money into his pocket,
462
00:19:30,316 --> 00:19:31,982
and when we called him on it
he would've gone...
463
00:19:32,084 --> 00:19:33,784
"Swiss bank account, ha-ha!"
464
00:19:35,988 --> 00:19:37,121
Room for one more?
465
00:19:37,189 --> 00:19:39,089
I thought you were going out
with the Blondetourage.
466
00:19:39,158 --> 00:19:41,425
They were supposed to pick me
up, but they blew me off.
467
00:19:41,527 --> 00:19:43,494
I saw on Snapchat they're
already at the party.
468
00:19:43,596 --> 00:19:45,395
Those girls are the worst.
469
00:19:45,498 --> 00:19:46,830
- Mm-hmm.
- I was so stupid.
470
00:19:46,932 --> 00:19:48,632
I should've never gone back with them.
471
00:19:48,734 --> 00:19:50,434
You were right.
472
00:19:50,536 --> 00:19:53,570
Sometimes that happens.
473
00:19:53,672 --> 00:19:55,372
Now come on and sit down.
474
00:19:55,474 --> 00:19:58,275
You can either be a button or a Skittle.
475
00:20:01,413 --> 00:20:02,813
You're the button.
476
00:20:04,817 --> 00:20:06,494
- Yes!
- Yeah!
477
00:20:07,659 --> 00:20:09,494
Gotta pay up.
478
00:20:11,917 --> 00:20:13,783
Goodnight, sweetheart.
479
00:20:13,885 --> 00:20:15,151
Mama?
480
00:20:15,253 --> 00:20:17,120
You're not gonna die soon, are you?
481
00:20:19,224 --> 00:20:24,211
I am not gonna die
for a very, very long time.
482
00:20:24,531 --> 00:20:26,197
But you will someday.
483
00:20:26,258 --> 00:20:29,036
Yes. But by the time that happens,
484
00:20:29,138 --> 00:20:31,105
you will be married, with kids,
485
00:20:31,207 --> 00:20:33,174
and I will be living above your garage
486
00:20:33,276 --> 00:20:36,064
spilling popcorn on your couch
and bugging you
487
00:20:36,095 --> 00:20:37,930
that you don't spend enough time with me
488
00:20:37,978 --> 00:20:40,211
even though you spend
all your time with me,
489
00:20:40,313 --> 00:20:43,915
and you'll be like, "When is she
gonna die already?"
490
00:20:44,017 --> 00:20:45,183
Thanks, Mama.
491
00:20:45,218 --> 00:20:48,219
You always know what to say
to make me feel better.
492
00:20:53,721 --> 00:20:58,721
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