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What does it feel like to have the fastest selling record

of all time in the uk?

It's kind of unbelievable, isn't it?

I can't even... Is that true?

-Is that official? -That's official.

I'm just exited that, you know, our music is getting out there,

and people are listening and people are liking it.

Say that again. I am happy about that because

it just means I get to keep playing. Yeah!

The great thing about that album was--

because we had such massive hits

we were able to kind of do what we wanted to do.

If anything, I feel grateful

that I've had these ten years to explore.

You know, to connect with the people.

People say that the songs are long.

I don't know if eight minutes is long for a song.

What does number one mean?

It's objective.

It makes me feel

like I have a purpose.

And now there are, there are these giants.

There are these giants among us.

Because they see everything. You know, they watch everything.

And they are really...

Great.

We're just getting started.

We're still here, man, you know,

doing our thing.

That was the filthy Dukes with

"what did we learn today?"

A brit pop belter spent 14 weeks at number one.

The year: 1998.

So, joanne Skye and her filthy Dukes

who once played glastonbury

and are now playing the mono club.

Meanwhile, they are never gonna give up,

on 90's nostalgia.

With me: Denis handcock on dorset...

- Is that-- -yeah.

I wanted to, uh,

just have a quick,

quick talk with you.

-Yeah? -Ahem, the tour is, is great!

I know, it's been going' really well, don't you think?

Really well! I think sometimes

even brilliant things have to kind of a halt.

This being... are you talking about our relationship? What are you talking about?

-I can't tell her. -I can't tell 'er, she hates me!

I can't tell her, you tell her.

So you're saying, you wanted

this relationship to start again?

Yeah! You should focus more on, on us.

Because eventually things like tours do wind down.

By the shape of that you'd think it's pineapple

but that's a pear. That's a pear one.

I mean, I think the people are really digging us.

We are getting on, i mean all the girls

we're getting on so well this time.

I'll do it. I don't give a fuck, I'll do it. I'll tell her.

I'm sick of it anyway.

Thank you! Thank you, guys!

We're the filthy Dukes.

Yeah!

Alright, thank you so much!

Thank you.

I had a blast. It was so good being back up there with you guys. I'm so glad we did this.

You know I was hesitant. I was hesitant at first, but I'm really glad.

What were you saying, Kelly earlier about...

No, Leo was saying something. We were chatting earlier

and then Kelly has something to say.

-Fire away. -What's going on?

This is fun. We are performing our music.

We are performing our music to people who, who loves us.

-Who wanna hear more of us. -It's over!

-It's not. -I'm sorry, it's time to let go.

Ok, guys. Ok!

The...

The band is breaking up.

The band is breaking up.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

Fuck! If you're gonna do this then I'm gonna do...

You can't take away...

No! No!

Stop it!

Fuck you!

Fuck you!

Pamela, come here! I say come here.

I think you should finally concentrate on you.

Yeah, finally.

-Finally. -Yeah!

Keys.

Do you have any whiskies?

Yeah, sure.

I'll take a monkey shoulder.

-Ok, much of ice? -Yeah!

Right, it's not her.

-Watch, it's not, her. -Definitely.

It's not.

Alright? We're just having a chat over there, now. And him over there,

he thinks that you look like someone who was in this band.

I'm sure it's not, though. You can't be that unlucky.

You come in here and sing that shit.

She were fit though. That was the one thing, she was quite fit.

The singer. Why are you here then?

I just broke up with my band, actually.

Band?

Cheers!

-You're-- you're in a... -I'm from America.

She was an American.

She was American.

That woman who looks like you.

The woman who looks like me was American.

Do you remember her name?

-Jill... -Joanne Skye, yeah...

Is your name joanne Skye?

Yes, it is. It is.

-It's nice to meet you. -It's nice to meet you too.

Sorry about that.

I was just kind of...

I was showing off to them.

Right.

Sorry, I liked them.

-You were good... -Oh, you like them now?

I did yeah.

I'll tell you what, look.

I'll give you like a free slap,

and you have a go at me!

Whatever you want to say, you have a go at me!

Those trainers are ridiculous!

Is there no reception in here?

Well there's no reception anywhere around here?

Penderyn is not like...

Phone familiar.

I'm trying to meet up with a friend of mine.

-Oh, yeah. -Yeah.

I went to... I paid... I bought a ticket.

-I thank you for that. -I bought two tickets.

Yeah.

I don't really drink much.

I'm sorry I had... I was just...

It seems like you've had enough. Right?

Yeah.

Take that, ya pansy!

Alright, cheers, yeah.

Tada... with you.

Excuse me, do you have a cigarette?

-Yeah. -Thanks.

Hey!

Hey!

Ah, Jesus, Mary, mother

and Joseph, oh god!

-I just... -Oh, baby!

-I tried calling you, -that number doesn't work.

Yeah, your last number is not...

I've been trying to be in touch.

-And I flagged-- -i called you tonight,

I've been through two phones and I've been...

-Why are you here? -I didn't have your number.

-What are you doing here? I am not--

I'm here to see you.

I was looking for you.

I, needed to

stay with you for a few days.

Do you know where I live?

-I don't know where you live. -Ok, you wanna come--

you wanna come and meet Sharon?

- That was a killer. - -Oh, feel the burn.

- Oh, my god! It's so cold. - -This is Sharon.

- You named your caravan? - -Yeah.

- Here we are, sister, carry on. - -I just take this for now.

I'm not ready to go to sleep after that

bike ride in the freaking tundra.

That's what I'm saying.

What I'm saying is that

Larry is...

He does everything and he is supposed to

communicate these things to me.

It doesn't matter how many times he fucks around

or he fucks off or whatever he does.

But his always been straight with me.

And then I go off stage, ready to celebrate.

Ready to get, you know, a couple of drinks

and they are staring at me.

I don't want to know where we're going

or where we're staying i just want to know

if we're fucking gonna stay together.

I smashed her guitar, so it's over. It's the end.

Yeah, yeah, that's probably... That's probably definitely true.

This is my fucking life, you know.

I've been doing this for 20 years, Sara.

I don't know...

Fuck, I don't know what to do.

Chin-chin! Chin-chin!

-Got another bottle? -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Have some off this.

-The best news I've had all day! -It's good news! Can you re...

-Are you kidding me? -Can you imagine what it's like when it's a storm?

Why do you live in a caravan?

I don't think I ever been in love.

I wasn't in love with Toby.

I don't know if I ever felt love.

You were with Toby for like

-several years. -A million years, I know.

What I'm thinking is that what you need to do is...

You need to sort of think about what's coming.

Because technically speaking

your trajectory, traditionally...

Can't we just be here right now?

It will be suppression. It will be depression.

So I think avoid it, avoid it, avoid it.

Be clever.

I think you should just do something else.

-Philosophy? -No!

-Nursing? -No!

-Vet work? -No!

-Spanish? -No!

-French? -No!

-Marine biology? -I like fish.

There is a lot of benefits.

People love to hang out

with marine biologists.

They are very cool

'cause they swim with dolphins.

Question: Why do you want to go to penderyn university?

-Because I like fish. -This is gold.

-"Because I like fish." -They have scales.

-Prawns are delicious. -Prawns and krill.

I like them fried.

-Prawns fried... -I like them also saut�ed.

"I like them also saut�ed."

-With garlic and butter. -"With garlic and butter."

-Why not learn more about them? -This is perfect.

Ok, why not... Before I eat them.

"Before I eat them."

Before-- this is gold.

Here is the thing. It's all about just...

Just keeping your focus.

You always want to keep your focus

and you never take your eyes off the target.

Yeah.

You never... you always have that laser--

like you've got laser beams in your eyes.

You have these beams and your just focused.

-You just never let it go. -Yeah.

Ah!

Ah!

Yeah!

Joanne!

-Hey! -Are you...

Did you just run this whole way?

Yeah!

-That's cool. -They're saying that...

Oh, my god! Are you not hung over at all?

We basically passed all, all our exams. We did all the tests.

-What are you-- our tests? -Well you know your last night

you decided that you wanted to go to university.

Don't you remember? You always wanted to be a marine biologist.

That's what we did last night. We applied.

-Because all the applications are coming in. -How did I... I didn't...

-We did it all online. -There are a lot of men there, aren't there?

Yeah, a lot off men. A lot of posh men. It came from you, Jo-Jo.

They put you up in a spot too, don't they?

-They put you up in a-- -yes! You go into dorms!

You-- halls off residence!

And then everyone makes tea and it's like, ah, toast.

It's so good.

-Let's do it. -Auch.

- Let's go to uni.

Hello.

What's with this? What's with this outfit?

-I'm just gonna sit. -Can you do the... What is that about?

- Hello! - -Hello.

Hi, my name is Sara Ramsey. I'm so happy to be here.

And I'm just registering to check that we're all signed up.

-What course? -Marine biology.

-Marine biology. -Ramsey?

No, the name is actually joanne. Joanne Skye. We registered late last night.

That's the name that you should have for the person who is doing the course.

I did quite a lot of, you know, work in the oceans etc.. Etc..

-And deep sea diving. -I haven't got a joanne Skye.

I think you've got a mistake. Definitely got a space.

I mean my... they commented on my personal statement

-saying it was exceptional. -Are you joanne Skye?

I'm Jo-- well, I'm not joanne Skye. We did, she did...

Can you just check the joanne's?

I'm Sara Ramsey, author of

what the f star, star, star is going on?

Which is the best seller about five, six years ago.

You might know. I don't know if it's your field,

but I came to this university.

So I'm that author.

Ok, I just need a name to register.

-Joanne Skye. -I haven't got that name.

We are definitely accepted. We had this section. We did an amazing section on silt.

In fact the person who responded and gave her the place said that's what really swung it.

-So we definitely got a place. -I haven't got access to that file. I just need a name.

-We're definitely in. What's your name? -My name is Pete.

Pete, we're definitely inn, Pete. Would you try again? Try Jo. Try joann?

-There is a joanne Jones. -Joanne Jones is the name. Sorry, it's not joanne Skye.

-Sorry, I made a mistake. -Did you read that there then? Or did you not...

-How could I read that through the back of there? -Ok, joanne.

-Right, I am... -I don't want to come here

and be criminals. It's not like we're just waltzing in.

I want to save the world.

-Just give me one second. -Can you just confirm?

I was going-- you are... to see someone for a minute now.

Thank you, Peter. You're doing a great job.

-What are you doing down here? What are you doing? -I'm counting, 19, 20, 21.

-Why are you doing the counting thing? What's wrong? -I'm fine.

-What's his name? -Peter.

- Peter. - Peter.

Talking about that, I need you to do this for me now.

Do what for you?

-You need to register them. -No!

I just need you to register this woman.

-No! -Just, no?

-It's your job. -No!

-It's your job. -No!

-Please. -No!

No, no, no, no, no.

Oh, yeah, that's recessed.

- Don't do your English accent. - I'm really sorry about her.

Hello, Peter. Peter!

Agh! This is all fine.

I can see that you ticked on campus accommodation.

-We're in! -So, we can go there.

-Now, straight away, yeah. -We did it!

-Hey! -It's good.

-We got it all sorted out? -Yeah!

- Thank you. - -I love you, Pete.

- Peter, is it? -Yeah, Peter.

-Wow, Peter. -This is so good.

Gosh! You look...

Do you know who you look-- you look so familiar.

You look like this guy

who was wearing the most dazzling trainers.

-Good. -Wait, that was you.

You're the welsh guy.

Did you find your friend?

-Did you find your friend? Yeah. -My friend?

-There she is. -That's her?

-Yeah. -She's a hugger.

-She is a hugger. -She is a hugger.

She is a hugger and a lover.

- Do you know each other? - -Yeah!

- We do, yeah. -How?

Pete and I? Yeah!

- How did that happen? - -We... oh, ok.

Pete, are you going to show us around?

Yeah, I'm going to show you around. It's my job.

Is that like a vegetable patch?

Which one is ours?

I think it's a hedge.

Just here.

They look edible, those berries,

yeah, it's this block here, look.

His cute. Did you see that? Did you see that boyfriend?

Wow! What!

-You're flat five. -Five?

-Your... -Hi!

I know this place. I feel like I've been in here before.

-So this one here back here. -Can I see?

Fine, so...

Ah, look at this bed!

It's a double bed!

It's you and me! Meet me later

or do you want to get on this now? Huh?

Do you want to get on this? You and me, right now?

You want to get... Last chance.

Alright, we're done. Ok. Right! Look at the closet!

Look at the size of this closet. It's humongous!

Hi, Jo! Come out of the closet.

-No, you get out of the closet. -No, you get out of the closet.

-No, you get out of the closet. -No, you get out of the closet.

Ok, sure. Is there anything else?

-I don't... this is probably... -Hello!

-Hi. -Come on in!

-Hi! -Get in here!

-Are you moving in today? -Yeah!

Wait, are you from filthy Dukes?

- Yes, joanne Skye. - -I listen to your music all the time.

-So nice to meet you. -Oh, my lord. I listen to you all the time.

-My dad listens to you all the time. -Yeah, you and your dad.

You and your dad listening to my music together. Bringing families together.

-As my music does. -Yeah! Yeah!

-It's an interesting sound. -It's creating bonds.

Making bonds. Loving each other.

It's an interesting sound, isn't it?

- It really stays with you. - -Yeah, I get it.

Yeah, but here I am.

-Listen, thanks. -You're welcome.

-You're welcome. -You know, music.

-I'm Sara. -Nice to meet you.

Yes, Sara, she is my friend. But you're welcome.

Don't want to break this up. It was really nice to meet you, girls.

Lovely, I hope you make yourself at home.

But we are going off to a barbeque on the beach.

We'll come. We'll be there. We're gonna...

Ok, yeah, come! See how it's done.

- Nice to meet you, take care! - -We're bringing some booze.

They didn't have a pizza place when I was here. You just had to, you know...

Did they even have... Do you remember when they didn't even have pizzas

-that you could heat up? -Yeah.

Do you remember that? Like, before,

before you could get like ready made pizzas to put in the oven?

Yeah, but where is everybody?

Seriously, what do we do?

Is there a rave or something? Is there a rave tonight?

They don't do it anymore. People don't take drugs anymore.

They all just, kind of, get together

and grow beards and, you know, write in notebooks.

Do you know what I mean? They want to save the world.

They want to save the world, boring.

They are all like this.

Chopping up Kale. Like that.

That's why they-- ugh! That hurts. You can't sniff that shit.

I've tried.

It's been a long time for me. That's my rave face.

I would just touch myself for about an hour and a half.

Maybe that's why I'm meant to be here. Because I'm meant to educate them.

-Yeah! -We are women of experience.

Life experience, sexual experience.

Teach them the fun of life. Do you know what I mean? Let's just stay here.

Let's just have fun. Let's just, you know, let's just get-- just get loose!

What do you do during freshman week? Are they even around?

Isn't it supposed to be something like a huge party?

-They do like bets and stuff. -Let's do a bet.

-Yeah. -Yeah, you and me.

Whoever has sex first

gets 50 quid. That's what I think.

-Really! -Yeah, that's why I bet.

50 quid. Oi!

Hey!

-Peter, Pete? Pete? -Yeah.

Pete! Peter!

Hey!

Joanne Skye! Filthy Dukes!

Do you want to come to a barbeque tonight?

Do you want to come to a barbeque?

We're having a barbeque.

--On the beach.

On the beach with a barbeque. Yeah, to the barbeque.

--No, come to the barbeque tonight.

- Tonight at the beach,.

He's cute!

-Hey! -Hi.

Hi, so you're coming tonight?

-Barbeque. -We'll see you tonight at the barbeque.

-Oh, yeah, the barbeque. -Yeah!

-Yeah! -You don't have to come if you don't want to. It's fine.

-Don't feel any pressure. -You should come. It'll be fun.

There is going to be a whole bunch of us flat mates and what not.

Do you have any friends that you can bring as well?

-Sexually active male friends. -Sexually active male friends.

Yeah, I got some, yeah.

Any who might want to have sexually intercourse with me?

-Yeah, do you have any of those kind of friends? -Yeah.

-Ok, great. -Yeah, that's good.

You could bring some of those. Yeah, you could just bring--

you could come. And then you can bring some of your friends.

A lot of your male friends

so we could just kind of go through

and go: Yeah, no, yeah, no, yeah, yeah.

No! So we could just have a lot of options, really.

Do you like beards?

I don't mind beards.

I enjoy a beard.

- Ok. -Beards kind of works for me.

Yeah!

I've got lady friends as well.

No, we don't need you to bring them, though.

I can't bring them. Don't bring...

I have done barbeques before.

When I did it, we just had wood and kind of lit it.

And kind of... sometime you get a potato

and you put it in the foil. Put it in so it's cooking all the time.

'Cause it cooks slower than the sausages and stuff.

And then people... Maybe salads as well?

- Yeah. - -Just bring some sexually active friends tonight.

We're ready. We're getting-- we're down to f.

So, are we done here?

-Yeah, we'll see you tonight. -Yeah, ok. Ciao then!

-Do you want a pizza? -Good to get to see you, Pete. We keep running into each other.

Do you want pizza? We didn't ask if he wanted to...

We're gonna get laid tonight!

-Which people... -And I'm gonna do it first.

-I'm up with that. -We can do that.

The bet is on! What, so, we technically speaking,

-like what is it exactly... -First penis in your body gets 50 quid.

In the body? Not just seeing and touching it?

In...In it!

- Is it cold? -Yes, freezing. What are you doing?

I just want to dip my toes.

- That's not a good idea. - -It's not bad!

I'm not doing that.

I might mess my trainers up.

No, come in with me.

- I'm not going in there. - -Why not?

- What? - -Go for a little swim.

It's not so bad, we've got towels.

I haven't got a towel.

- What? - -I'm just wondering about you.

- About me? - -Yeah, I'm wondering.

I don't know. I can't quite figure you out.

There's not much to figure out, really.

Just kind of... me.

-How is your life? How are you? -Well, it's great.

I mean, it's really, really good.

-Shall we get out of the smoke? -The smoke wants to kill you.

Let's move along. Let's move along. Let's move out of here.

Where shall we go? We can go back to my caravan if you want.

So, you like... You like women?

Yeah!

-I do, yeah. -Ok, good!

Yeah.

And what about you, then?

I like men.

-Men? -Yeah, men.

I mean, some women sometimes, but mostly men.

Ok.

-Everybody does. -I work at the university.

-Yeah. -And I'm going out with a 17 year old.

Yeah, definitely.

Are you single, then?

-I am, yeah. -Yeah.

-Yeah. -Me too.

Very single. Free as a bird.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

Yep!

-Yeah, so... -That.

She looks old for her age.

So she's...

Cheers!

Yeah, cheers!

Going in?

-Excuse me? -Yeah, I could.

Yeah, crap, whatever!

- Ok, grandpa. - -Enjoy.

- Football, is it? -Do you want to play?

Yeah, go on then.

-Yeah, here. -Tumbling in there.

I like that. Go on, then.

Ok.

Jeez!

-No! -Yes!

No!

Get off!

Ai, ai, ai ya!

I've nutmegged you, though. I've nutmegged you.

You're coming home with me.

-Alright. -Yeah.

-What, now? -Yeah.

Now? Alright!

Hi, baby. Hi, baby.

-Bet's still on? -Oh, my god, yeah.

-The bet is still on, sure. -I'm winning it. I got this.

I thought you were going to get married.

I thought maybe you were in love with him or something, no?

No, we'll just have sex for the sake of fuck.

Alright.

Ok. Auch, okay.

Oops! That was neat.

-Alright then. -Go on the bed.

On the bed?

Take your pants off.

Ok, my job trousers. Yeah.

Same time?

There we are. We're gonna...

Alright?

Mm!

I like your chest hair.

Oh, alright. Oh, sorry. I got my hands on it.

That's, okay. That's a good thing.

-It's a good thing, yeah? -I need you to grab it!

-I'm grabbing it. -You grab it!

-Got it! -Grab it!

-Grabbing it. Grab it. Got it. -There you go.

-Yeah. -Yep.

Yes.

Oh, ok! Oh, hiya.

It's alright.

You must have played in front

of loads of people.

Thousands and thousands, you know.

Are you talking about my career?

It's interesting.

-Two albums. Two number one albums. -That's right.

-Uhm. -So, second album was fine?

Alright, yeah.

Dude! Dude! Dude! Dude!

I'm fucking awesome.

Look at my boobs! Look at this body!

Come on, where was everyone?

It's fucking freezing in there!

-Jesus Christ! -Can you see that?

-Mind if I do a dance? -Yeah.

Dancing now. It's dancing then. Right, dancing.

Let's see it. Show me what you're working with.

-Pete! Petey, Pete. -Yeah.

-Yep. -Let's see it.

-Let's see those moves. -Seeing it, doing it.

Oh! Mm, yeah!

Ok, pick me...

Ok, come here. Come here.

Have you got any more drugs?

I've got all the drugs in the world.

-Let's go back to yours. -Lets go back to mine.

-Are you alright? -What are we gonna do at mine?

We're going to take some drugs and hang out, yeah.

We could do some sex things as well.

Yeah sure, we can do some sex things.

-Just relax all the way down. -Just relax, yeah.

You are tense.

That's nice. My job's quite stressful as well.

-Right. -People think it's kind of, you know, easy.

That I don't do much, but it's really kind of a rigorous...

Process.

It must be kind of so different to what you do.

But it still, it's kind of quite hard, what I do.

There is a big kind of recruitment process.

Lots of interviews and stuff to get through. Just to get through the door

you gotta do like three interviews before they even see you at a place.

First one is just on the phone, that was fine, no problem. The second one,

you have to go up to wolverhampton.

It's quite a long way away and everything like that.

And then there is like a center unit there, I think.

Where everybody has to go.

And the guy there, he used to try to trip people up.

And he, kind of, I know he was talking to me he's going on

about different point systems and how can a different criteria fit

and he felt I didn't know about what kind of music grades, and stuff.

Bet you'd got that, i don't know.

Playing the guitar, and stuff.

So if you got, i don't know...

A c actually counts as a b.

Are you alright?

Jo, are you...

Oh, my word.

Alright, okay.

Oh, my god, she's gone off on one.

Small wonder!

Too much.

Oh!

Well, well!

What are you doing?

This is amazing.

-People need to see this. -No, don't knock.

-You've got red face. -Have I?

-Yeah, come on. -Leave him alone.

Please, I'm just having some fun.

-Don't be mean. Come on!

-Get a photo. -Thank you.

He's got a red face.

Arrrgh!

Ah!

Ha!

- God morning! -Oh, morning!

God, you are up early.

Yeah, well like my dad says.

When you're awake you're awake.

I'm not usually--

I'm not used to the dripping everywhere.

-It's foul. -Oh, okay.

I like your night gown.

Thank you. It's vintage.

Well! It's not vintage. It's the 90's.

Exactly.

-That's what I said. -Oh!

So old.

I'm so old.

My knees are not what they used to be.

Oh!

Oh! Ah!

Put me out to pasture!

Oh!

I still got moves, though.

-Old. -I still got some...

Thank you.

Stop!

What's this?

This was a really good talk, little bird.

We are planning actually a flat 8 party.

-Right here. -What does that mean?

There's gonna be a party right here.

-It's gonna be off the... -In here?

Yeah!

You need me!

This is what I do.

Drugs and alcohol.

We're gonna kick it!

We're gonna kick it up a notch.

Flat eight!

Flat eight.

Flat eight.

Flat eight. Cheerio!

Tip top!

Jo!

Jo!

Jo!

Jo...

Are you okay there?

There.

I'm gonna get on you. I'm gonna go all the way to the top.

Can you get up there? Can you get up there? Can you get up there?

What a beauty!

I'm gonna conquer you.

I'm gonna take you down.

Hey.

Jo.

Hey. Hey, hiya, Jo.

What the...

-Pete! -Argh!

What are you doing? I'm in the middle of

- fucking connecting over here.

You can't just jump on on somebody!

-Don't do that! -Here it comes!

-Yeah, I think, I did yeah. -Fuck!

I really held back too. If I would have gone

full force. You would not have been able to have children.

-You can't... -I don't want the full force.

-Hey, listen. -I don't want full force.

Let's walk it off.

-Let's walk it off. -Ok.

-Ok? -Yeah, sorry. Oh, ok. Alright!

It's like that. Sorry.

Let's walk it off. Let me get you some breakfast.

Breakfast.

How we do the... Argh! Look.

Sorry I didn't say good bye last night. You were kind of... sleeping.

That was a god story. I had a great night sleep.

Yeah. Ok, good.

- Where is the cool kids table? - -I don't know.

- Where is the... - -Probably you.

- Yeah, yeah! - -Do you want to go here by the window?

Let's do it.

-Thanks for lunch. -It's alright.

-I'll get you back, of course. -Yeah.

-But thank you, cheers! -It's alright.

Do you know that quote from that... from cool hand Luke ?

You know when he's on his horse and he goes: "Hi, sunny,

how many eggs can you eat? 50?"

-50 eggs. -Isn't he in jail?

-He's in jail. -Cool hand Luke is in jail.

-He's not on a horse. -Well, his on a horse at some point

in the movie. It's a western.

Anyway, how many eggs could you eat? 50 eggs?

-50 eggs? -Could you eat 50 eggs?

-Could you eat 50 eggs? -How long over?

A minute.

A minute?

Two? Confidently two, 'cause it gets dry. Watch now.

Go on, go!

Go!

Alright.

That's 12 seconds gone.

-Dry now, isn't it? -It's bad.

I like your coat.

-Thanks. -Very 90's.

It is really 90's!

Do you know I was in a band in the 90's?

No, were you? I didn't know.

You don't even mentioned it, either.

No, I haven't brought it up yet.

I know I haven't mentioned it.

I would never start a conversation with somebody

mentioning their credibility.

There is some good things that came out of the 90's.

There are, yeah.

Like you.

Were you a fan of britpop?

Yeah! Massive.

-Really? -Yeah, I really liked it.

I've always liked the 90's.

I don't know. There's this... I'm obviously,

I'm obviously nostalgic.

-But I think it was the best decade. -Best music.

Which was the britpop i mean britpop was...

I remember when I was living-- i was living in Seattle.

So much of it was about grunge.

-You know, so dark and it was so-- -grungy.

Yeah, the music that was happening over here

was just poppy and fun and...

That's why I ended up over here.

My mother is British.

So I got my citizenship from her.

So, where does your mum live now?

Oh, no she's deed.

-It's ok. No, it's ok! -Sorry.

No, it's fine. She died when I was 16.

She died a long time ago.

It's fine. Yeah.

-Thanks for bringing it up. -Yeah.

My dad died...

A couple of years ago.

So I know how it feels.

So, I can know what you're talking about, so.

I get it. I get that. To me it's kind of... ahem.

It probably must have been even harder for you. Younger age.

Yeah, I mean it was a long time ago though, so.

Yeah, but still. It's hard, you know.

You know.

Thanks. Here we are.

I didn't... yeah, right. Fine.

I'll throw them back, mate.

Begetted! Begotten!

-Reddy for this? -Don't.

Cool hand Luke.

Oh! We missed it.

-Are you living with parents or guardians? No! -No! Although it feels that way.

-I woke up this morning and Sara was like this. -Yeah.

-She was breathing right in my ear. -Right.

-It was terrible. -Yeah.

-There you are. -Hi!

I've been looking for you all day.

I've been everywhere. I've been down to...

Right down to the bottom,

down to coofi. I don't know what that is, the caf�?

Why can't you just say coffee.

Where have you been?

I've been here just filling out some forms

for a hardship fund.

-Why didn't you wake me up? -'Cause you were sleeping.

But I thought we were going to do all that.

-This hardship fund. -Hiya.

-Yeah. -Hi.

He's helping me. Remember Pete from last night?

-Ok, yeah, I remember him. -Sara.

-So, you have been filling out forms, have you? -Stop that.

I don't know. I mean, you know.

I'm filling out. Pete is helping me, he works here.

Did you as you planned. Did you do the bet?

How was he?

-Very sweet. -Is he very sweet?

-He's sweet and he's kind. -Is this some part of the bet?

Did you do the bet? I did the bet. I did the bet. And it was like a competition.

-There wasn't a bet. It was -I'm still...

-Conversation about-- -i can barely walk.

But I did it. I took one for the team.

How are you, Pete? How did it go?

-I don't know... -What was the bet?

-It wasn't a... -Sweet and sad.

I just gotta go back to work. Give me the forms now.

- Who could have sex first -Pete, it wasn't...

-It was me. I won, so... -Just-- why would you do that?

-He's a nice guy. -So!

Did you see how he dressed? He dressed all 90's.

-He's trying to be cool for me. -Do you think he's in love with you?

-Is that what you're saying? -I don't know if he's in love with me,

but he's being nice to me.

I had everything planed. We were gonna come and sort out all your stuff.

And then, you know, maybe sign up for the gym.

And then go and get a baked potato or something.

But I don't want to fall out with you about it.

I'm fine. Listen, we are fine. Listen, we are fine. We are fine.

-And I'm sorry I left you today. -Just don't...

-Don't leave me. -I know but you get...

-You know. -Let's go and get a drink.

-Ok, let's get a drink. -I bet you,

-i bet you... -I do need a drink. I need a drink. I deserve a drink.

...that we can get-- that I can get six people

to buy me a drink before you can.

- Before I can? - -Free drinks.

Hey!

Hi!

We meet again!

Actually I did try and request Facebook friendship.

I thought you were busy making love with one of the--

-with Steven. -Yeah, with one of the Stevens.

Yeah, I was totally.

And you were clearly busy

as well with Hannah.

Sara and I we were just-- it was so silly.

And it didn't... It wasn't what it was.

-Have a beer, Hannah. Come on. -It's ok, I don't drink beer.

-Don't be... -She doesn't like carbs.

Come on, have a little beer.

-I have this... -I was like a joke, competition.

- I won! -No, what?

-I won! -You won?

I won! We're gonna be shagging

all night tonight.

So you have to find

somewhere else to stay!

So.

We're gonna get loud!

We're gonna get loud!

So you gotta find somewhere to stay!

And you have to find somewhere else to stay!

You gotta sleep on another couch.

We're gonna ride it, ride it.

Ride it like a cowboy, like John Wayne.

Ride it like a cowboy, like John Wayne.

That's right, babe.

He's... this is big for him.

This is big for him.

Rata, ratata! You know! You know!

-Yeah. -Yeah!

-Great. -So, I won!

You lost, I won.

You lot are gonna go downtown.

-Sweet, isn't he? -He's a good guy.

I was mean to him earlier. He's so--

I don't think he knows what to do with that.

Hang on. Yeah, I'm gonna go and sit down now.

-Pick me up! -Ouch!

-Hip, hip! -Yeah, brilliant.

-Riding me. -Come on, petey!

-Yeah. -Take me home, petey!

-You put your feet on the floor. -Oh, there she goes!

-There she goes, yeah. -Look at that butt!

Let me see that!

He's a beast. He's a sneaky beast.

And you don't know it. I'll find out tonight.

This has been so fun.

-Wo, wo! -Shit!

Ow!

Water. Can I have a water, please?

-I fell on your face. -You did, right on my face.

I spilt on your girlfriend. I don't need any water.

I'm fine, I was just entertaining!

We will need to be entertained.

Nobody is doing anything.

-Look, she's just... -I fucking fell on my ass.

She needs to get into the real world at the moment.

- Whatever. -Stop it!

-I'm looking after her. -Stop! Stop!

No you're not!

You are freaking smothering me.

Just stop smothering me!

Go away!

And you're a sad registrar. I don't even know you!

-I've known you for like three days. -I'm gone. Ok, gone.

Ok, see you later! I don't need taking care off. Ok? So...

Have a drink of water, though, Jo.

I'll see you around, nobody!

Registrar!

Do you want another drink?

I think I probably had enough, actually.

You did this to me.

You wanted to...

What--

wow!

Larry!

-Yes. -Stop it.

You're such a fucking prick.

Let's get out of here.

Let's go!

- I miss you. -Why did you do that?

Are they together?

No, they were broken up

and it's really bad news.

-Hey. -Hi, guys!

Hello!

Hello!

Hello.

Hello.

-Hey. -Hey!

Hey, hello, ma'am!

-Oh, yeah. -No, no chicken nuggets.

I don't need chicken nuggets. I got chicken breast.

You got two chicken-- some ripe chicken breast right here.

You know what, baby, i want to see you strip. I missed you so much.

-I want the whole thing. -The whole thing?

-You wanna see it all? -I wanna see it all.

Yeah, keep undressing. That's right.

Alright.

That's right.

Here it is for you.

Oh, my! This is incredible.

It isn't even a flat 8 party yet.

Go on. Don't get all shy now.

- Sweet. -Come to the flat 8 party.

Let's tweet this.

Are you alright?

Hey!

-Hiya. -I almost got you again.

Do you want to sit down?

-Right. -Yeah.

Sure yeah. Pull up a tree.

Lovely.

You disappeared last night.

You were just having some fun with that...

Bloke? That guy?

With Larry? Did you see Larry?

I was kind of...

Leaving and you seemed to be having some fun with him.

Larry is just a...

Well, he's just a guy, really.

He was just a guy from-- he was our...

He took care of...

Larry and I have a-- we have a history.

We go way back. He was-- we two were together.

He's the guy who sort of takes care of...

He's the guy who takes care-- and I'm the bet guy.

-He's. You know, he's-- -bet guy.

No, he's the guy who just came in

-when we were on the road. -Just came in?

-And he just took care of stuff. -He just came in

and took care of you on the road.

Yeah, he just showed up.

I don't know how he found us here.

Me.

It doesn't really matter anymore.

He doesn't change things.

Some change and he doesn't change, and...

Was he doing it last night, though?

'Cause it looked like

he was going to be taking care of some stuff.

I took care of him. He didn't take care of me.

So you took care of-- ok.

I don't know why we're in such a rush, you know.

We're racing.

Do you know that story the tortoise and the hare?

-Yeah. -The hare and the tortoise.

-It was like the-- -the tortoise and the hare.

The hare kind of runs on and has a kip.

'Cause no, because the tortoise takes a moment.

You know it stops. It takes it's time.

And it enjoys the journey.

The hare is just-- she's off, and she doesn't...

She doesn't take a moment to just...

Look around!

To sit in the rain.

To sit in the rain.

Under a proper tree.

Yeah.

That's a story my mum would always read to me.

-And... -Yeah.

I don't know. I've always felt that I've just been...

Racing, racing, racing, racing to get to what? I don't know.

I don't know.

If you need, um to take a minute...

Yeah, just...

-It's nice. -If you want someone to

sit with you under a tree, yeah, I can be the guy.

Be that guy. I'll be the...

The rain-tree-guy.

I'll be the girl who...

Who gets up on tables and dances and falls and...

The face-of- that-guy-girl.

I'll be the...

Land-on-my-face-when- you-singing-a-song-guy.

I'll be the...

The-kicking-in-the-balls-girl.

-I don't like her. -Really?

Girl.

I've seen your moves. And I've seen you dancing.

And I think-- I think there is a beast in there.

I think there is a beast in there.

-He's just hiding. -I will be the guy who

hiding the beast-- I'm...

-You're the hi-- the hidden-beast-guy. -A hidden-beast-guy.

-If you're the beast, then I can be beauty. -I could be like...

Yeah, you could.

You are.

- I never have-- -i mean I have

but that is like the amazing thing about this country.

It's like you just walk through something like that.

I mean somebody used to live there.

- Yeah. - -Like safeguard of...

Castle or whatever it was.

We should like-- we should buy it.

We should live there. Get a dog.

It's a beautiful spot by the sea.

Yeah, it is. It's the sea there, though.

I don't know, I guess stranger things have happened, right?

And that, I don't think they have stranger than that.

You got to get used to stuff, haven't you?

You are very nice, Pete.

You're nice.

Not, no, no.

No, watch this. That's kind of not nice.

That was not nice, was it?

Wasn't a nice thing to do.

Was it? Alright.

Ok, no!

-No! -Alright, sorry.

Just thought we would do...

Augh!

I can't lift my leg that high, but...

We can go for that swim now.

Yeah, you got to wait.

You got to wait half an hour after eating

before you can have a swim. I wouldn't do it.

-I have heard that. -I would do it normally

but I've just had this.

That's a good idea.

These are delicious baps!

The old women are the crazy ones, right?

They come down here

and they swim back and forth like that.

They virtually kind of crack the ice.

Jump in,

in wetsuits.

Do you surf?

No, I don't.

-I'd like to try it. -You should. It's so fun.

-You do? -Uh-huh.

-Yeah. -Yeah, my family

used to vacation in Hawaii.

Of course they did. Yeah.

-The American dream! -Of course they did.

Living the American dream.

Me, prifysgol, you Hawaii.

Brilliant!

Have you ever been to the states?

No. I'd like to go.

I'd like to see more of the world all together

but I really would like to try the states, I think.

So Hawaii with your family?

-My dad. -Yeah?

Yeah, my dad lives outside of Seattle.

Ok.

He's still around, kicking around.

Must be hard to be here with him there.

We're not close.

You should do something about that, I think.

It's not-- 'cause, you know...

You shouldn't regret it.

Don't regret stuff like that.

He has been calling me a lot lately.

I don't know what-- seems like he's trying

to track me down.

But he's a great guy. He's a nice guy.

He's...

You should call him.

Uhm.

No, really you should.

Yeah, you're right. You're right.

-I should. -Call him.

I wish I could call my dad, and I can't.

So...

Maybe you should-- just don't let it...

It's not good.

It's not good to leave things.

Clear kind of-- it's a good time for you

to just clear everything up.

Yeah.

Yeah, you're right, I think.

I have somethings i need to figure out.

One of them being Larry.

Not him. Don't phone him.

Well, I'm not gonna--

just, you know, about the band and...

Just some things i need to put to bed.

Yeah. Ok.

Do you want me to take that?

-Oh! -You want that gone.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you. Nice.

What a kind sir. What a kind British man you are.

Hit it. No, we're just playing

pass in a small corridor.

That's what I call a light breaker.

Watch yourself now.

Alright!

-I can't help it. -See it.

You're not really meant to play ball games in the corridor.

-Sorry it's been... -Oh, they're fine.

Hey, we need your help.

We're try-- you're not gonna like this.

We're trying to organize this party.

We don't have a dj.

We don't have a theme.

Don't listen to her. We've got loads of cd's.

That takes the theme.

-It's not a theme. -We have got music.

We've got food.

What about a 90's party?

A 90's theme party.

-Great. -I was born in the 90's.

We were born then. We don't really remember it.

-Let's bring it back. -That's more fun.

Oasis, smiley faces,

-garage bands. -It's fun.

Lots of drugs. Raves were happening back then.

And they were awesome. And you have me!

-Uh, yeah. -So!

She's been around. She knows how to do this.

She's been around.

That is a good thing.

-She's on board. -I'm on board.

We have two on board. -I know...

We just need a third on board

and we can kick this up a notch.

It's the greatest decade of all time.

I mean you know. You were wearing the vintage

union Jack.

-It's ironic. -Geri Halliwell.

Geri, spice girls. There you go.

There is you're costume. We've got blondie spice.

And Princess spice. Fruit loop spice.

-And honey bread spice. -Pretty spice.

Hot spice.

There you go. This is the spice girls right here.

We could literary be the spice girls if we wanted to.

This is going to be the greatest night of your life.

-He'll be there. -Yeah!

-I'll be there. -Yeah!

Come on! She'll be there.

Come on! It'll be so much fun.

-Thank you! -I'm gonna get working

on my costume.

-Thanks. -Get planning.

It's gonna be off the hook.

I might sing a song!

-Pretty spice, huh? -Things just come out sometimes.

-You know because that's-- -hello.

-Hey! -Hi!

-How is it going? -Fine.

Just playing a little... keep up.

One, two, tree, four.

Just been to your induction.

-To my induction? -You should have been there, in fact.

Shouldn't you be working? What do you actually do?

Do you just prowl around halls of residence?

-Keep substance. -Is that what you do?

Eating cheese sandwiches. Is that what you do?

-I haven't had a cheese sandwich. -What are you doing here?

We're just having a little bit of fun.

You don't have to come in here

and act this way in front of Peter.

How about I decide what I wanna do?

Why don't I make the decisions?

My plan is to be here

to support you as your friend.

The point is that you got to enroll.

You are also not my mother.

You also don't have

to boss me around.

So, yeah.

I'm just here to have fun.

And I don't really give a fuck

about what classes

I'm doing.

Ok, that's not a good attitude.

If you are not careful,

that attitude

is gonna get you thrown out.

Don't raise your voice to me!

Are you done?

Yeah, I'm fine, I'm completely fine.

Let me get changed. And we'll go out and get a drink, ok?

Yeah, I don't make out that I'm the needy one.

I'm just like, I'm hanging out. I'm fine.

-Pete, I'll see you later. -Yeah, it's alright. Ciao.

-My coat's just in here. -Oh is it? Ok, yeah.

You...

No, I got this. I'm a master of tea, okay?

-Of course. -I'm just gonna make

you the best tea of your goddamn life.

So sit down

and get ready

for the ride.

Ok.

Super-duper. Super-duper dupers.

I'm not gonna drink it if it's not strong.

Listen! It's gonna be strong, but also gonna be milky.

Yeah.

So, I have been writing a song.

-Have you? -Uhm.

It's a challenge for me, you know,

-but in a good way. -Good.

But...

Yeah, I'm pretty shitty at guitar.

Little bit more milk and we are off.

Get ready for the greatest tea of your life.

Two cubes.

-A splash of milk. -Ooh.

Okay.

Joanne Jones style.

-Okay. -Cheers!

Special one, cheers!

There.

Do you know what we have to do? We have to work

on your confidence.

If you're more confident,

you're gonna be happier.

Like we were doing with the focus.

-Yeah. -If you work on your confidence

you're gonna be happier and I can guarantee you

you're gonna get laid more.

That I can guarantee.

-Right, okay. -I can guarantee that.

-Ok. -Message received.

-Do you understand that? -Yeah, I'm

understanding it, yeah.

-Okay? -Do you like the tea?

Hm?

What's wrong with it?

It's just a bit weak, and kind of not warm enough.

You hate it.

Ok, it's not a very good cup of tea.

That's what I'm talking about.

What you think about the tea,

you have to actually say

what you feel.

Say what you think.

It's milky and not strong enough.

Come on Peter. Come on.

Fuck you, tea!

You're the worst tea I've had in my life!

You're fucking terrible at making tea!

Get out of here, American!

What kind of tea did your grandfather make?

He'd-- builders tea probably.

-Builders tea. -Builders tea's.

-Strong builders tea. -Builders tea!

-Is that builders tea? -No, it's not!

-It's like piss! -That's right.

-Milky cat's piss tea! -Give it to me.

You are like an American

who can't make tea!

We just-- we just saying...

We're gonna go in the room.

No! We're going in the room.

-Yes! -We are going in the room!

That's right, we're going in the room!

Right! The room.

They're gonna get a room.

Ok, right...

-Andy? -Oh, hello!

Easy. Foursome.

Foursome!

Foursome!

Foursome!

Pete. Foursome.

-Ok. -Let's do it!

Let's do it! Come on, petey.

-Ok. -Come on!

Take them off. Oh, my god!

- Have some, Pete. Come on.

- Look how quick she was. -Right, uhm.

- Come on. - -Drink and strip.

Drink, drink, drink, drink!

Get them off. Get them off.

I can get it off myself.

Please can you stop? Jo, Jo, sorry.

Jo. Would you stop touching.

- That wasn't me. -He's just keeps kissing me.

-It's a bit... -It's all part of the game.

-I don't like the kissing. -I can kiss you.

-I like this. -This is the thing guys like.

I like it, and we can all like it.

I don't like them.

He's rubbing on me now.

No, no look he's...

-I'm gonna have to-- i got to go, I'm sorry.

I can't do this.

I can't do that with them.

-I can't do... -Come on!

-I can't do that! -Peter!

Peter!

Well, we can still carry on.

I ca-- I'm out. I'm out.

-What? -I'm not into it.

Oh, come on, don't be boring.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Just get out.

Get out!

Get out!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Jo! Joanne!

Joanne Skye!

Jo, it's me. It's Larry.

Yeah, I can...

I've written this thing for us.

Joanne Skye!

Why, oh, why

did you leave me

Larry!

Joanne Skye!

Why, oh, why

did Larry have to go?

He used to run the show.

And you were so fine.

And I was so fine.

And together we would grime.

And grime, and grime, and grime.

-What do you think? -I'm gonna go.

Alright, why don't--

I thought that one

might be a little bit more

contemporary for you. I just, you know.

Is there-- maybe?

Filthy Dukes have moved on.

-Yeah. -But, you know, we can, we can...

Carry on. I just, you know... Is there a--

no.

-No? -No.

This isn't cool.

Do you know what I mean?

This isn't cool.

No, ok.

Right, well.

That's a shame. But I get it.

I get it, so...

Ok!

-Take care. -Yeah, good talk.

Ok.

Ok.

Yes, so I'm just gonna...

I was just passing anyway. I had a meeting.

Ah, wow, hey!

Hey!

-Hey! -Daddy-o!

What a surprise!

-Hi! -Hi!

-How are you? -That's--

you called me back finally!

Yeah, I'm sorry. It's so early there, isn't it?

I just realized.

Just forget it, you know.

When you're awake, you're awake.

I'm here. You look great.

Oh, thanks.

How are you?

I'm just hanging out. I'm plugging away on a book.

It's only taken me three years, this one.

Maybe you'll read it.

Yeah, of course I will.

Where are you? It looks like you're

in a hotel or something.

Oh, no.

No. I'm in my college dorm.

I decided to enroll

in a university out here.

I'm in penderyn, in england.

Just kind of educate

myself.

And, and...

And go back to school.

It seemed like a grown-up...

Uh, decision.

Now!

Yes!

Brill, but

why?

The band is... Well we...

I decided to not uhm, continue

on with that.

Wow!

I'm glad you're writing again. That's--

yeah, no, I'm actually on a roll.

I think I'm on to something this time.

And you are ok with not playing music?

Actually I've started to do some of my own writing.

And I'm finally learning how to play the guitar.

Are you ok?

Yeah, I'm great! I'm great!

We are organizing this party tonight.

It's a 90's throw back.

So, it's something i know very well.

You did know.

You know, dad. Do you remember that cake that mum used to make?

The hot milk cake with the coconut sprinkles on top?

Do you have the recipe somewhere in the house?

Well, I happen to just be in the kitchen.

-This was your mothers. Remember this? -Oh!

-Yeah, of course. The recipe keeper, yeah. -The recipe book?

Here it is. Your mother had the greatest

hand writing.

All bits of little notes in here.

Little reminders.

Hot milk cake, yeah.

Well why don't I take

a picture of it, and...

-Send it? -Yeah, that'll be great.

That'll be really great.

Uhm, you know, when you guys met

you and, you and mom, was it, uhm...

How-- how did that...

How did we meet?

Yeah, how did you meet? Can you tell me the story?

I had a broken heart.

And I didn't wanna ever fall in love.

And all of my friends

kept telling me about this girl.

And apparently your moms friends

were telling her all about me.

"Oh, this guy. You'll really get along"

and she had the same reaction.

Because I don't wanna meet anybody.

I don't-- I'm...I just--

I don't want a relationship, thank you.

So, the two of us go,

we don't know what each other looks like,

the two of us goes to a party,

not knowing.

And we just gravitated

towards each other.

And we start talking.

And laughing,

and in about

15 minutes into the conversation

I knew I really liked this woman.

And I suddenly go: "Wait a minute. Are you--"

and she goes: "Wait a minute, are you Griffin?"

I go: "Yes!" She goes: "Oh, my gosh!

Your that guy".

I go: "Your that girl".

And we met on our own.

And our friends were right.

We were perfect for each other.

And I knew immediately

I liked this girl.

You just knew right away?

I knew right away.

And whatever I was feeling

about that girl who I thought broke my heart,

that went away in two seconds.

Of course

it took a lot longer

for her to fall as deeply in love with me

as I did in that exact moment.

But she did.

It just took her a while.

We were perfect for each other.

It took her longer to realize that.

She was a little sad.

Oh, yeah.

She...

You always remind me

of your mother, but.

You said that.

But, you know when she was sad,

she looked a lot like you do now.

I'm great, dad.

-Yeah? -Yeah, I'm doing really good.

I'm doing really good.

Yeah, I'm doing great.

Good.

I want you to come home.

I think maybe you need to come home.

-I'll see-- -i miss you.

Yeah, I miss you too, dad.

Come home.

Yeah, tota-- yeah, absolutely!

Ok, well dad I...

Alright, well, I'll talk to you soon.

Alright?

-Ok, honey. -Ok.

-Bye, Jo. -Bye.

If I had a boob job, and you had two choices,

judging from what you're seeing, it's that or that.

-Which one would you go for? -Could I go for them like that?

So, one like that and one like that.

-Ok! -Brilliant.

In the meantime I'm gonna give you--

oh, my god! You never looked more beautiful.

My balloon. Oh, my god. This is the one.

Do you think that balloons are a specifically 90's phenomenon?

Do you think? Do you feel that? I mean, I'm not sure.

They are just balloons.

I'm sick of all those girls

saying they were born in 19 fucking 97.

-Who the fuck would even mention-- -like, who gives a shit?

-It's not even possible. -Do you know? It's not possible.

I mean, I don't remember the 90's either.

For different reasons.

90's. Everything above the 80's a liar.

Hey, Jo!

-Jo! Oh, Jo. Come on. -No, no, no!

-No, no. -What are you doing over there?

Hey! I'm gonna talk to her.

Hey!

What's up? What's going on?

Nothing.

As long as you don't throw them in the face.

No, this is what we want to avoid.

We don't want this.

I'm not in the mood for balloons right now, you guys.

-Not in the mood for balloons? -I'm not really feeling it.

Come on, kid.

You know... come on!

You know you've did

something wrong when you go--

when you don't find balloons funny.

Come on, miss, you know this is like a--

-no? -No.

Where is Pete? Is Pete not around?

Where is he, is he coming down?

I don't know where Pete is.

Pete has run away.

-He's run away? -Because the big bad wolf

has scared him off.

-You came on too strong? -Shocker!

Right?

That is-- wow!

Seriously?

When you say that, what do you mean, like?

It's something that we're like sexually compatible.

I don't think it's the thing. I mean, you know him.

I do. Kind of like--

he's probably just a bit, a little bit terrified

of...

Stuff.

I feel like things were going really well, and then he--

-what did you say? -Well, I tried something

I thought he would like and he didn't like it

and he freaked out.

And I can't--

I haven't seen him.

-What did you try? -What did you try?

We went in the room, and there was two other people in there.

Steve and Mandy.

-Ok. -And so I thought--

yeah, first date.

Why not? You know.

-And he... -Why not?

He just kind of freaked out. And I think it was a little bit too much.

Listen, I tried everything. It's fine, it's fine.

He's gonna do his thing. He's gonna stay here.

I'm gonna go off. I'm gonna go home, so.

-Are you going back to the us? -I'm going back to the us.

I'm not even gonna be-- you know, I'm not even gonna see him.

It's fine. I'm gonna go-- I'm going to America.

-Are you? -I'm gonna see my dad.

-Are you? -Yeah, yeah.

Have you spoken to him?

Yeah, I had

a really lovely Skype with him.

-Did you? -So I'm gonna go back and...

I'm not gonna try and do this all the way from America.

So, it's fine. We just go our separate ways. It's fine.

Ok, well, I mean, you know,

you seem to have it all wrapped up.

And worked out, which is great.

-I'm out. -Yeah, I mean he's just like...

Nothing, just a...

Just a kind of foursome gone wrong.

Ultimately that's what it is, right?

Sure.

You know.

Ok, this is a good quote:

You know. And maybe it applies to you.

Maybe it relates to you.

That, you know. You...If...

You're unhappy

if you're a tortoise trying to be a hare.

But you're also unhappy

if you're a hare trying to be a tortoise.

-So you're saying that... -Do you know what I mean?

You may not be a tortoise.

You may have been a hare.

You may want to

be a tortoise.

You may now be both.

You may want to switch and change.

Maybe you want a foursome, maybe, with

a squirrel and a badger.

You know. Maybe

the tortoise doesn't like

squirrels and badgers and only likes hares.

That's what I'm saying.

Let him know.

Let him know. Let him know!

This is what happens, you know.

It's magic! Life is magic! Go and get Pete.

Just invite him to say goodbye tonight.

Just go and tell him.

Just go and convey to him how you feel.

And get him to come down just for the evening.

Just to say goodbye.

So you're saying that I should go

and say goodbye to Pete?

-You're right. -Ok.

I need to see this through.

I love you, Jo.

I love you.

Let him know that's how you feel.

- Girls, it's gonna be so much fun. - Yeah, what're you doing?

I'm just sexing up my dress a little bit. It's not very geri Halliwell, yeah.

- You got the curve -but it will be if i make it a bit more--

- a bit more slinky, a bit more cute. - -Are you wearing a wig?

- You'll see, you'll see. - -Did she have long hair or short hair?

I can't remember. Short?

Oh well, I don't know because I'm brown.

I hope you've been doing sit-ups,

'cause you're sporty spice, aren't you?

No, I haven't.

What about you, joanne?

Who are you gonna look like?

This is it. This is me.

Do you want me to do your make up?

Done. Just did it.

This is my make-up.

Joanne Skye, 90's icon.

Cheers! Best party ever.

Yeah!

Cling, cling, cling!

It's gonna be amazing.

Bottoms up, girls.

P, with a I with a b with e

n, b, a, your c, I, n, e

hit it with a p, o, a, c, e

I, n, s, I, v, e,--

everybody jingling.

Alright.

-Hiya. -Hi.

I'm glad you're here.

I missed you.

And I'm glad you're here because I... I'm going.

Going back home to Seattle.

Ok.

-So. -When?

Do you want to...

Do you want to go surfing with me?

Yes!

Yes, I do want to go surfing with you.