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nice

nice [Music]

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can come

can come [Music]

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can we not do this right now can we just

can we not do this right now can we just

can we not do this right now can we just talk about it I don't want to wait I

talk about it I don't want to wait I

talk about it I don't want to wait I want to talk about it now you're drunk

want to talk about it now you're drunk

want to talk about it now you're drunk I'm just gonna fuck right barely make it

I'm just gonna fuck right barely make it

I'm just gonna fuck right barely make it through the door together and then I

through the door together and then I

through the door together and then I don't see you again until you're ready

don't see you again until you're ready

don't see you again until you're ready to leave never mind if I want to stay if

to leave never mind if I want to stay if

to leave never mind if I want to stay if you wanted to stay why didn't you say so

you wanted to stay why didn't you say so

you wanted to stay why didn't you say so before we left well how can you have to

before we left well how can you have to

before we left well how can you have to wait too we in the car we're halfway

wait too we in the car we're halfway

wait too we in the car we're halfway home like that would have made any

home like that would have made any

home like that would have made any difference yeah you're right it wouldn't

difference yeah you're right it wouldn't

difference yeah you're right it wouldn't made a difference because if it wasn't

made a difference because if it wasn't

made a difference because if it wasn't this would be some other city it's not

this would be some other city it's not

this would be some other city it's not silly don't do that don't dismiss me it

silly don't do that don't dismiss me it

silly don't do that don't dismiss me it is silly Lisa what what are you mad

is silly Lisa what what are you mad

is silly Lisa what what are you mad about are you mad because we left before

about are you mad because we left before

about are you mad because we left before you wanted to or you mad because I

you wanted to or you mad because I

you wanted to or you mad because I didn't spend the whole night glue to

didn't spend the whole night glue to

didn't spend the whole night glue to your fucking hip which is you have to be

your fucking hip which is you have to be

your fucking hip which is you have to be such an asshole I'm not being an asshole

such an asshole I'm not being an asshole

such an asshole I'm not being an asshole I'm asking a straightforward question

I'm asking a straightforward question

I'm asking a straightforward question you wanted to pick a fight let's fight

you wanted to pick a fight let's fight

you wanted to pick a fight let's fight what are we fighting about get me on the

what are we fighting about get me on the

what are we fighting about get me on the same page or do you even know I don't

same page or do you even know I don't

same page or do you even know I don't think you do I think like every other

think you do I think like every other

think you do I think like every other time you get a couple drinks in you you

time you get a couple drinks in you you

time you get a couple drinks in you you just want to fight but L expect me to

just want to fight but L expect me to

just want to fight but L expect me to sit here and be your goddamn punching

sit here and be your goddamn punching

sit here and be your goddamn punching bag what are you done you done you get

bag what are you done you done you get

bag what are you done you done you get it all out of your system

fuck you

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can you not slam my goddamn door

open the fucking door

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can you reach the sugar for me can you

can you reach the sugar for me can you

can you reach the sugar for me can you reach the sugar for me

can you reach the sugar for me

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can't you wait till I'm gone

afternoon you too

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so I figured out the perfect

so I figured out the perfect

so I figured out the perfect relationship it involves me meeting two

relationship it involves me meeting two

relationship it involves me meeting two women who are already in a bisexual

women who are already in a bisexual

women who are already in a bisexual relationship one of them is a tall

relationship one of them is a tall

relationship one of them is a tall skinny blonde as the other one is a

skinny blonde as the other one is a

skinny blonde as the other one is a small plump

small plump

small plump latina who's nurturing it stays at home

latina who's nurturing it stays at home

latina who's nurturing it stays at home and cooks a lot and the other ones like

and cooks a lot and the other ones like

and cooks a lot and the other ones like a career woman and they just used me as

a career woman and they just used me as

a career woman and they just used me as a sexual object hey guys sorry all right

a sexual object hey guys sorry all right

a sexual object hey guys sorry all right you ready yeah yeah

hi hi go ahead and sign in fill out this

hi hi go ahead and sign in fill out this

hi hi go ahead and sign in fill out this form and bring it back to me the

form and bring it back to me the

form and bring it back to me the headshot in a resume

headshot in a resume

headshot in a resume Thanks

they're ready for you

hey babe how'd it go I think it went

hey babe how'd it go I think it went

hey babe how'd it go I think it went okay yeah you only had me read once is

okay yeah you only had me read once is

okay yeah you only had me read once is that good

that good

that good I don't know

I don't know

I don't know I'm headed back now oh yeah where are

I'm headed back now oh yeah where are

I'm headed back now oh yeah where are you just got on the freeway

you just got on the freeway

you just got on the freeway I thought your addition was at 4:00 yep

I thought your addition was at 4:00 yep

I thought your addition was at 4:00 yep and they were running way behind and so

and they were running way behind and so

and they were running way behind and so I had to wait and then I was in and out

I had to wait and then I was in and out

I had to wait and then I was in and out of that room in like three minutes I'm

of that room in like three minutes I'm

of that room in like three minutes I'm sorry so what time do you think you're

sorry so what time do you think you're

sorry so what time do you think you're gonna make it back done

gonna make it back done

gonna make it back done I don't know wait I just had a lot of

I don't know wait I just had a lot of

I don't know wait I just had a lot of traffic sucks

traffic sucks

traffic sucks yeah

yeah

yeah well I guess I'll hit up the guys I'll

well I guess I'll hit up the guys I'll

well I guess I'll hit up the guys I'll grab a beer or something

grab a beer or something

grab a beer or something okay honey you have fun why don't you

okay honey you have fun why don't you

okay honey you have fun why don't you give me a call when you get close okay

give me a call when you get close okay

give me a call when you get close okay I will all right sweetheart drive safe I

I will all right sweetheart drive safe I

I will all right sweetheart drive safe I love you

love you

love you love you too

that better not be your mother's scene

that better not be your mother's scene

that better not be your mother's scene no no it's it's from the old movies no

no no it's it's from the old movies no

no no it's it's from the old movies no I've always loved that name enemy from

I've always loved that name enemy from

I've always loved that name enemy from now on

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I'm home

yeah okay

you

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hello can we come in ah let's fucking go

so we're in his car I'm driving

so we're in his car I'm driving

so we're in his car I'm driving we're on like a lot of acid it's a

we're on like a lot of acid it's a

we're on like a lot of acid it's a fucking Thursday in East Texas we're out

fucking Thursday in East Texas we're out

fucking Thursday in East Texas we're out by a Red River up by a BJ's right BJ

by a Red River up by a BJ's right BJ

by a Red River up by a BJ's right BJ yeah yeah that old guy that came over

yeah yeah that old guy that came over

yeah yeah that old guy that came over and yelled out about my pot yeah that's

and yelled out about my pot yeah that's

and yelled out about my pot yeah that's where I met that Jessica bitch oh yeah

where I met that Jessica bitch oh yeah

where I met that Jessica bitch oh yeah yeah easy he looked like a neighbor shoo

yeah easy he looked like a neighbor shoo

yeah easy he looked like a neighbor shoo shoo no she was like a tent except for

shoo no she was like a tent except for

shoo no she was like a tent except for except for the fucking like lazy eye

except for the fucking like lazy eye

except for the fucking like lazy eye which you didn't even recognize until

which you didn't even recognize until

which you didn't even recognize until like day three and hanging out with this

like day three and hanging out with this

like day three and hanging out with this bro more like stroke fingers well just

bro more like stroke fingers well just

bro more like stroke fingers well just in the eyeballs

in the eyeballs

in the eyeballs they got accomplice today because

they got accomplice today because

they got accomplice today because they're a little closer

like shaking like this look at the Yeti

like shaking like this look at the Yeti

like shaking like this look at the Yeti concussion

concussion

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[Music] maybe she's leading you on housing uh

maybe she's leading you on housing uh

maybe she's leading you on housing uh he's still the fun age he's like yeah

he's still the fun age he's like yeah

he's still the fun age he's like yeah you know put on Sponge Bob and go fuck

you know put on Sponge Bob and go fuck

you know put on Sponge Bob and go fuck his mom the funny thing about tinder is

his mom the funny thing about tinder is

his mom the funny thing about tinder is if there's ever a picture of two women

if there's ever a picture of two women

if there's ever a picture of two women you can guarantee that it's the ugly one

but it wasn't like that HBase oh shit

but it wasn't like that HBase oh shit

but it wasn't like that HBase oh shit yeah that time I took a it took a double

yeah that time I took a it took a double

yeah that time I took a it took a double stack this HBase shit and a lot more

stack this HBase shit and a lot more

stack this HBase shit and a lot more body in time right yeah and it hit me

body in time right yeah and it hit me

body in time right yeah and it hit me really fat we were playing pool and it

really fat we were playing pool and it

really fat we were playing pool and it hit me that foot like finger really fast

hit me that foot like finger really fast

hit me that foot like finger really fast because I parachute you did so just like

because I parachute you did so just like

because I parachute you did so just like right I mean you take fucking you take a

right I mean you take fucking you take a

right I mean you take fucking you take a piece of paper

piece of paper

piece of paper Tara party take it to climb to turn it

Tara party take it to climb to turn it

Tara party take it to climb to turn it into a one party they get into one fly

into a one party they get into one fly

into a one party they get into one fly and you pressure I'll put it in there

and you pressure I'll put it in there

and you pressure I'll put it in there and twist up like little snap pops you

and twist up like little snap pops you

and twist up like little snap pops you know essentially makes room it's already

know essentially makes room it's already

know essentially makes room it's already broken up so when it ends you're driving

broken up so when it ends you're driving

broken up so when it ends you're driving it just the paper right see just like

it just the paper right see just like

it just the paper right see just like she was all excited like acid then yeah

she was all excited like acid then yeah

she was all excited like acid then yeah you just see it

you just see it

you just see it [Music]

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[Music] yes

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[Music] yeah I mean it's not so much I'm fucking

yeah I mean it's not so much I'm fucking

yeah I mean it's not so much I'm fucking mad about is what so fucking confused

mad about is what so fucking confused

mad about is what so fucking confused cuz Here I am you know and I think I

cuz Here I am you know and I think I

cuz Here I am you know and I think I actually I'm a fucking pretty I'm a

actually I'm a fucking pretty I'm a

actually I'm a fucking pretty I'm a pretty fucking good boyfriend you know I

pretty fucking good boyfriend you know I

pretty fucking good boyfriend you know I put the fucking effort out there and I'm

put the fucking effort out there and I'm

put the fucking effort out there and I'm not so fucking mad as I am fucking just

not so fucking mad as I am fucking just

not so fucking mad as I am fucking just confused because I'm putting forth the

confused because I'm putting forth the

confused because I'm putting forth the effort I'm listening to what she's

effort I'm listening to what she's

effort I'm listening to what she's saying and I feel like I'm doing my

saying and I feel like I'm doing my

saying and I feel like I'm doing my fucking part I moved here I moved here I

fucking part I moved here I moved here I

fucking part I moved here I moved here I didn't need this place I didn't need the

didn't need this place I didn't need the

didn't need this place I didn't need the fuckin fuck a bigger place or the bigger

fuckin fuck a bigger place or the bigger

fuckin fuck a bigger place or the bigger rent that I'm paying on my fucking own

rent that I'm paying on my fucking own

rent that I'm paying on my fucking own now it's the same goddamn fuckin move in

now it's the same goddamn fuckin move in

now it's the same goddamn fuckin move in bang listen I'm your friend I love you

bang listen I'm your friend I love you

bang listen I'm your friend I love you Lisa she's a great girl okay

Lisa she's a great girl okay

Lisa she's a great girl okay but fuck her she left she didn't say

but fuck her she left she didn't say

but fuck her she left she didn't say anything she deserve a second thought

anything she deserve a second thought

anything she deserve a second thought man you know you're lucky she left and

man you know you're lucky she left and

man you know you're lucky she left and you're stuck in the apartment and Ike

you're stuck in the apartment and Ike

you're stuck in the apartment and Ike mortgage and kids and shit point being I

mortgage and kids and shit point being I

mortgage and kids and shit point being I know what you're going through okay

know what you're going through okay

know what you're going through okay right you've been a relationship for

right you've been a relationship for

right you've been a relationship for what like three years now it's hard you

what like three years now it's hard you

what like three years now it's hard you miss it with that fucking conditioning

miss it with that fucking conditioning

miss it with that fucking conditioning man okay especially these days you can

man okay especially these days you can

man okay especially these days you can go to a bar and you can find a dozen

go to a bar and you can find a dozen

go to a bar and you can find a dozen women who are just as sexy as Lisa go

women who are just as sexy as Lisa go

women who are just as sexy as Lisa go out go out fuck them fuck them all

out go out fuck them fuck them all

out go out fuck them fuck them all they're just sitting there waiting to be

they're just sitting there waiting to be

they're just sitting there waiting to be fucked okay I think we should get fucked

fucked okay I think we should get fucked

fucked okay I think we should get fucked up and go find some strange marinade on

up and go find some strange marinade on

up and go find some strange marinade on that for I'm gonna fuck it I'll go I'll

that for I'm gonna fuck it I'll go I'll

that for I'm gonna fuck it I'll go I'll go suck a bar you want to go to the bar

go suck a bar you want to go to the bar

go suck a bar you want to go to the bar no screaming Eagle shit huh

no screaming Eagle shit huh

no screaming Eagle shit huh Dennis I can't man I gotta go home and

Dennis I can't man I gotta go home and

Dennis I can't man I gotta go home and be with the wife yes walk all in see ya

be with the wife yes walk all in see ya

be with the wife yes walk all in see ya great all right let's do it

great all right let's do it

great all right let's do it [Music]

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I'll go so I'm pretty sure that chick

I'll go so I'm pretty sure that chick

I'll go so I'm pretty sure that chick Tiffany's not gonna talk to me anymore

Tiffany's not gonna talk to me anymore

Tiffany's not gonna talk to me anymore what so I met this chick at the bar like

what so I met this chick at the bar like

what so I met this chick at the bar like Saturday night and I was supposed to see

Saturday night and I was supposed to see

Saturday night and I was supposed to see I'm supposed to see her the next morning

I'm supposed to see her the next morning

I'm supposed to see her the next morning they're supposed to have brunch and shit

they're supposed to have brunch and shit

they're supposed to have brunch and shit and so the chicken the between the night

and so the chicken the between the night

and so the chicken the between the night and of course we messed around before

and of course we messed around before

and of course we messed around before she left that morning I forgot that I

she left that morning I forgot that I

she left that morning I forgot that I was supposed to see her and uh I don't

was supposed to see her and uh I don't

was supposed to see her and uh I don't know this has happened to you before but

know this has happened to you before but

know this has happened to you before but this is literally never happened to me

this is literally never happened to me

this is literally never happened to me in my entire life couldn't get it up

in my entire life couldn't get it up

in my entire life couldn't get it up this smelly smelly pussy I've ever seen

this smelly smelly pussy I've ever seen

this smelly smelly pussy I've ever seen in my mouth smelt in my entire life yeah

in my mouth smelt in my entire life yeah

in my mouth smelt in my entire life yeah but it looks like it smells but I forgot

but it looks like it smells but I forgot

but it looks like it smells but I forgot about it though I forgot that because

about it though I forgot that because

about it though I forgot that because you know after like on hours so smelling

you know after like on hours so smelling

you know after like on hours so smelling something you forget about the smell

something you forget about the smell

something you forget about the smell sure so I didn't realize that it

sure so I didn't realize that it

sure so I didn't realize that it permeated my entire house so you should

permeated my entire house so you should

permeated my entire house so you should have been get close to my face she

have been get close to my face she

have been get close to my face she basically walked in my living room and

basically walked in my living room and

basically walked in my living room and just know he's in my restaurant my pussy

just know he's in my restaurant my pussy

just know he's in my restaurant my pussy vision neighbors complain no it didn't

vision neighbors complain no it didn't

vision neighbors complain no it didn't make it outside of the house it's like

make it outside of the house it's like

make it outside of the house it's like yeah it's I'm really upset though

yeah it's I'm really upset though

yeah it's I'm really upset though because she had one of those like

because she had one of those like

because she had one of those like cartoon pussies you know what I'm

cartoon pussies you know what I'm

cartoon pussies you know what I'm talking about

talking about

talking about you know as much as I love stories about

you know as much as I love stories about

you know as much as I love stories about pussy right now

pussy right now

pussy right now talk about pussy

you remember Kayla right yes and when we

you remember Kayla right yes and when we

you remember Kayla right yes and when we met she asked if bum a cigarette from

met she asked if bum a cigarette from

met she asked if bum a cigarette from you and then two weeks after that she

you and then two weeks after that she

you and then two weeks after that she pretended that she was a smoker just

pretended that she was a smoker just

pretended that she was a smoker just because she was too embarrassed to admit

because she was too embarrassed to admit

because she was too embarrassed to admit that she only blown the cigarette for me

that she only blown the cigarette for me

that she only blown the cigarette for me so she got a chance at hot well I at the

so she got a chance at hot well I at the

so she got a chance at hot well I at the time I thought she was the one but you

time I thought she was the one but you

time I thought she was the one but you know we broke up and she just vanished

know we broke up and she just vanished

know we broke up and she just vanished and she was gone after that I remember

and she was gone after that I remember

and she was gone after that I remember laying in my bed staring at the ceiling

laying in my bed staring at the ceiling

laying in my bed staring at the ceiling remembering that night that we fucked

remembering that night that we fucked

remembering that night that we fucked for the first time was a Thursday and

for the first time was a Thursday and

for the first time was a Thursday and idly period condoms was but I remember

idly period condoms was but I remember

idly period condoms was but I remember after months and months being fucked up

after months and months being fucked up

after months and months being fucked up I realized that day that I was the

I realized that day that I was the

I realized that day that I was the asshole Oh Caroline was smart and she

asshole Oh Caroline was smart and she

asshole Oh Caroline was smart and she was sexy this was funny

was sexy this was funny

was sexy this was funny she wasn't the wife but all we did was

she wasn't the wife but all we did was

she wasn't the wife but all we did was swap come and playlist and there's no

swap come and playlist and there's no

swap come and playlist and there's no connection there's no love behind that I

connection there's no love behind that I

connection there's no love behind that I mean you can find that anywhere in the

mean you can find that anywhere in the

mean you can find that anywhere in the world but I mean it's all the ark there

world but I mean it's all the ark there

world but I mean it's all the ark there wasn't any agent ship in

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[Music] please welcome Milo to

please welcome Milo to

please welcome Milo to let's figure out just will become

let's figure out just will become

let's figure out just will become [Music]

I'm missing you

please turn and look my way

please turn and look my way

please turn and look my way a memorise your eyes

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[Music] Wilkin no no but now they're like the

Wilkin no no but now they're like the

Wilkin no no but now they're like the punchline doesn't make any sense like

punchline doesn't make any sense like

punchline doesn't make any sense like the obscure yeah I'll be like so like

the obscure yeah I'll be like so like

the obscure yeah I'll be like so like why did the toilet paper across the road

why did the toilet paper across the road

why did the toilet paper across the road it'll be like tax reduction that's your

it'll be like tax reduction that's your

it'll be like tax reduction that's your old right no I know it's been like some

old right no I know it's been like some

old right no I know it's been like some six year old nail annoying there was a

six year old nail annoying there was a

six year old nail annoying there was a girl version of the exact same thing

girl version of the exact same thing

girl version of the exact same thing where you could like make butterflies

you have Easy Bake Ovens then you have

you have Easy Bake Ovens then you have

you have Easy Bake Ovens then you have creepy crawlers it was it was a guy

named because some women in feminism and

named because some women in feminism and

named because some women in feminism and modern days the society is not about

modern days the society is not about

modern days the society is not about women forcing themselves to wear pants

women forcing themselves to wear pants

women forcing themselves to wear pants it's about having the freedom for

it's about having the freedom for

it's about having the freedom for everyone to choose so so men should be

everyone to choose so so men should be

everyone to choose so so men should be able to have Easy Bake Ovens if they

able to have Easy Bake Ovens if they

able to have Easy Bake Ovens if they want to as well creepy crawly machine

want to as well creepy crawly machine

want to as well creepy crawly machine yeah dude easy bank I'm good totally I'm

yeah dude easy bank I'm good totally I'm

yeah dude easy bank I'm good totally I'm good it's the easy-bake frosting like

midnight yeah

here um definitely later man hey guys if

here um definitely later man hey guys if

here um definitely later man hey guys if I'm being boring as hell

I'm being boring as hell

I'm being boring as hell [Music]

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[Music] cheese

cheese

cheese [Music]

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[Music] so handsome now you're a thing that only

so handsome now you're a thing that only

so handsome now you're a thing that only draws blood

draws blood

let the starlings fly over this floods

Hey

Jeff on the night yeah

whoa whoa baby what are you doing do I

whoa whoa baby what are you doing do I

whoa whoa baby what are you doing do I have to spell it out for you babe I'm

have to spell it out for you babe I'm

have to spell it out for you babe I'm tired

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called you a friend

No

No

No [Music]

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[Music] those guards never sent

those guards never sent

those guards never sent [Music]

in the shrinking memories a name on the

in the shrinking memories a name on the

in the shrinking memories a name on the tick's of the times with nothing

tick's of the times with nothing

tick's of the times with nothing remained

remained

remained [Music]

most

most

most [Music]

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Naomie meh quick hi hi how are you good

Naomie meh quick hi hi how are you good

Naomie meh quick hi hi how are you good good yeah just give us one minute you

good yeah just give us one minute you

good yeah just give us one minute you don't mind

okay sorry about that hey ready homie

okay sorry about that hey ready homie

okay sorry about that hey ready homie I'm good how are you still good did you

I'm good how are you still good did you

I'm good how are you still good did you have any questions um no I don't think

have any questions um no I don't think

have any questions um no I don't think so

so

so all right well let's go ahead and peek

all right well let's go ahead and peek

all right well let's go ahead and peek on the mark there excellent excellent

on the mark there excellent excellent

on the mark there excellent excellent so I'm gonna go ahead and read with you

so I'm gonna go ahead and read with you

so I'm gonna go ahead and read with you let's grab a slate first and we're just

let's grab a slate first and we're just

let's grab a slate first and we're just gonna need your name hello

gonna need your name hello

gonna need your name hello I'm Naomi McHugh ik

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your house is less dirty I was hoping

your house is less dirty I was hoping

your house is less dirty I was hoping actually not much actually

you don't know who you're dealing with

no that's your hand I know I know Ben

no that's your hand I know I know Ben

no that's your hand I know I know Ben don't know the other is it so we don't

don't know the other is it so we don't

don't know the other is it so we don't know that's your hand those two cars in

know that's your hand those two cars in

know that's your hand those two cars in front of you though that's Japan in case

front of you though that's Japan in case

front of you though that's Japan in case you didn't notice

you didn't notice

you didn't notice you've not here or here as much just

you've not here or here as much just

you've not here or here as much just fight oh my god fucking back

call check check that's good

call check check that's good

call check check that's good see I'm squirting one foot three that's

see I'm squirting one foot three that's

see I'm squirting one foot three that's a really good that is on me let's go

a really good that is on me let's go

a really good that is on me let's go let's go Dora I'm you're gonna cut I'm

let's go Dora I'm you're gonna cut I'm

let's go Dora I'm you're gonna cut I'm done I fold

done I fold

done I fold Wow done Wow all right pots good burn

Wow done Wow all right pots good burn

Wow done Wow all right pots good burn one foot the last one why are you still

one foot the last one why are you still

one foot the last one why are you still because it's fucking he's just trying to

because it's fucking he's just trying to

because it's fucking he's just trying to buy the fucking pot box okay thanks car

you just call

what a girl's what about what are the

what a girl's what about what are the

what a girl's what about what are the odds

okay

Hey

and

I'm sorry

where'd you get lost

blinds we're not

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graceful

I'm

what the blind see see their true face

graceful oh my god your dick what are

graceful oh my god your dick what are

graceful oh my god your dick what are you doing what are you doing I'm taking

you doing what are you doing I'm taking

you doing what are you doing I'm taking a look at myself yeah take a good hard

a look at myself yeah take a good hard

a look at myself yeah take a good hard look at yourself in that big mirror

look at yourself in that big mirror

look at yourself in that big mirror Benjamin do you like what you see

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it's 3:00 a.m. I'm at home with my

it's 3:00 a.m. I'm at home with my

it's 3:00 a.m. I'm at home with my fucking wife

say that again

great

great

great great you're drunk right

this used to be one of my favorite

this used to be one of my favorite

this used to be one of my favorite places to come no kids

Denis and I we come out here drink and

Denis and I we come out here drink and

Denis and I we come out here drink and smoke

Kevin with the last time I was here why

Kevin with the last time I was here why

Kevin with the last time I was here why are we here I wanted to apologize for

are we here I wanted to apologize for

are we here I wanted to apologize for last night it's fine no I'm not

last night it's fine no I'm not

last night it's fine no I'm not apologizing for what I did I'm

apologizing for what I did I'm

apologizing for what I did I'm apologizing for how I did it not much of

apologizing for how I did it not much of

apologizing for how I did it not much of an apology

you tell Dennis no

why not why did it happen Ben I think

why not why did it happen Ben I think

why not why did it happen Ben I think back to when you first started coming

back to when you first started coming

back to when you first started coming around and I think back about how how

around and I think back about how how

around and I think back about how how you and Dennis could have just

you and Dennis could have just

you and Dennis could have just seasonally been you and me and I know

seasonally been you and me and I know

seasonally been you and me and I know sometimes when I look at you that you're

sometimes when I look at you that you're

sometimes when I look at you that you're feeling what I'm feeling

feeling what I'm feeling

feeling what I'm feeling stop look Ben yeah the thought has

stop look Ben yeah the thought has

stop look Ben yeah the thought has crossed my mind before but that's

crossed my mind before but that's

crossed my mind before but that's exactly what it was it was a thought a

exactly what it was it was a thought a

exactly what it was it was a thought a thought you and me we can speak in

thought you and me we can speak in

thought you and me we can speak in hypotheticals all we want but the fact

hypotheticals all we want but the fact

hypotheticals all we want but the fact is what could have happened last night

is what could have happened last night

is what could have happened last night didn't I'm married to Dennis that's the

didn't I'm married to Dennis that's the

didn't I'm married to Dennis that's the way it is and yeah things are not really

way it is and yeah things are not really

way it is and yeah things are not really that great right now but it doesn't

that great right now but it doesn't

that great right now but it doesn't matter but you and I shouldn't even be

matter but you and I shouldn't even be

matter but you and I shouldn't even be having this conversation

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seeing the chorus is what ourselves can

seeing the chorus is what ourselves can

seeing the chorus is what ourselves can feel

feel

feel cannot see these rooftops

get a sense

so magnificent now every day

during your whole not forget go and

during your whole not forget go and

during your whole not forget go and alight so pure

when I miss

it's in a sense

journeys will head back to you

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it's going down it's going down it's

it's going down it's going down it's going down just lagged

it's going down it's going down it's

it's going down it's going down it's

it's going down it's going down it's going down

going down

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yummies rooves ass

yummies rooves ass

yummies rooves ass you're the praises of the angel songs so

you're the praises of the angel songs so

you're the praises of the angel songs so sweet these rooftops reflect the beauty

love true love that'll never feed

it's a Sun fade into moonlight we watch

it's a Sun fade into moonlight we watch

it's a Sun fade into moonlight we watch it lose its shine I behold her dear eyes

it lose its shine I behold her dear eyes

it lose its shine I behold her dear eyes there's a certain drowns

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it's going down it's going down it's

it's going down it's going down it's going down just that

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yeah make that kind of childish yeah

yeah make that kind of childish yeah

yeah make that kind of childish yeah yeah that's what I like about him they

yeah that's what I like about him they

yeah that's what I like about him they make my penis look cute you're

make my penis look cute you're

make my penis look cute you're disgusting

what was the best sex you ever had

there is a wrong answer to this question

there is a wrong answer to this question

there is a wrong answer to this question I was gonna say like five minutes ago

I was gonna say like five minutes ago

I was gonna say like five minutes ago but now I guess you mean your

but now I guess you mean your

but now I guess you mean your girlfriend's not very good I don't have

girlfriend's not very good I don't have

girlfriend's not very good I don't have a girlfriend

a girlfriend

a girlfriend your mistress you're my mistress mm-hmm

your mistress you're my mistress mm-hmm

your mistress you're my mistress mm-hmm so there's a wife contacts

let me guess she's not very exciting in

let me guess she's not very exciting in

let me guess she's not very exciting in bed so you come crawling back to me I

bed so you come crawling back to me I

bed so you come crawling back to me I should make this a hobby this should be

should make this a hobby this should be

should make this a hobby this should be a thing no you're gonna roll mmm yeah

a thing no you're gonna roll mmm yeah

a thing no you're gonna roll mmm yeah mmm

mmm

mmm am I good am I better than her

am I good am I better than her

am I good am I better than her sure so there is a hurt oh my god

sure so there is a hurt oh my god

sure so there is a hurt oh my god Nora you're the her what did she do

I can see it I can I can sense this you

I can see it I can I can sense this you

I can see it I can I can sense this you did so I should do okay okay my frie

look it's not a big deal that's not a

look it's not a big deal that's not a

look it's not a big deal that's not a big deal let's just go to sleep

Hey

are you okay

what's up

to ask you something

okay and I don't want you to get mad

okay and I don't want you to get mad

okay and I don't want you to get mad when I guess but I need to and I need

when I guess but I need to and I need

when I guess but I need to and I need you to be honest with me yeah sure

are you sleeping with someone else

what because if you are it's okay I mean

what because if you are it's okay I mean

what because if you are it's okay I mean it's not okay but I'd rather you be

it's not okay but I'd rather you be

it's not okay but I'd rather you be honest with me

honest with me

honest with me Naomi because if you're honest with me

Naomi because if you're honest with me

Naomi because if you're honest with me then I'll know and I won't feel like I'm

then I'll know and I won't feel like I'm

then I'll know and I won't feel like I'm crazy anymore

I don't know why you would ask me

I don't know why you would ask me

I don't know why you would ask me something like this I don't

after everything

scared

you've always made me feel important

you've always made me feel important

you've always made me feel important you've always made me feel safe but I'm

you've always made me feel safe but I'm

you've always made me feel safe but I'm feeling really scared now cuz things

feeling really scared now cuz things

feeling really scared now cuz things doesn't seem to be the way they used to

and maybe I shouldn't be feeling like

and maybe I shouldn't be feeling like

and maybe I shouldn't be feeling like this maybe I really am crazy but it's

this maybe I really am crazy but it's

this maybe I really am crazy but it's gotten to the point where I feel I need

gotten to the point where I feel I need

gotten to the point where I feel I need to ask you will you please just be

to ask you will you please just be

to ask you will you please just be honest with me

I don't know what I've done to you to

I don't know what I've done to you to

I don't know what I've done to you to get you here I've been nothing but good

get you here I've been nothing but good

get you here I've been nothing but good to you I've worked my ass off taking

to you I've worked my ass off taking

to you I've worked my ass off taking care of you this entire time so that you

care of you this entire time so that you

care of you this entire time so that you can pursue this hobby of yours

can pursue this hobby of yours

can pursue this hobby of yours carefree I've done nothing wrong

in fact it's you would even fucking ask

in fact it's you would even fucking ask

in fact it's you would even fucking ask me that question disgusts me with

me that question disgusts me with

me that question disgusts me with absolutely zero provocation

just answer the fucking question Dennis

I have to leave yeah of course you do

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you okay just talk to me

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fucking talk to me

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Hey

I hope it's okay I'm here I wanted to

I hope it's okay I'm here I wanted to

I hope it's okay I'm here I wanted to surprise you yeah no that's fine

I brought junk food and the more junk

I brought junk food and the more junk

I brought junk food and the more junk food

you

you

you GameChanger ladies can always you know

GameChanger ladies can always you know

GameChanger ladies can always you know two doors honey you're such a I'm gonna

two doors honey you're such a I'm gonna

two doors honey you're such a I'm gonna do it anyway you should do it because

do it anyway you should do it because

do it anyway you should do it because he's full of shit that looks like

where's your buddy

where's your buddy

where's your buddy yeah I'm like what's going too much

yeah I'm like what's going too much

yeah I'm like what's going too much other Center tonight the best trumpet

other Center tonight the best trumpet

other Center tonight the best trumpet really do you just want a call I do

really do you just want a call I do

really do you just want a call I do okay so put it just put it in another

okay so put it just put it in another

okay so put it just put it in another way oh good it's all part of my master

way oh good it's all part of my master

way oh good it's all part of my master plan

these are good to go

these are good to go

these are good to go Maria all right we ready challenge do

Maria all right we ready challenge do

Maria all right we ready challenge do you want to raise the blinds now that

you want to raise the blinds now that

you want to raise the blinds now that I'm on the big one that what you put in

2002

all right it's on me let's go Oh

actually uh uh I'm gonna take off I

actually uh uh I'm gonna take off I

actually uh uh I'm gonna take off I think I'm gonna go see that Madeline

think I'm gonna go see that Madeline

think I'm gonna go see that Madeline chick

chick

chick what Nicole's friend from the bar yeah

what Nicole's friend from the bar yeah

what Nicole's friend from the bar yeah yeah we uh we've been hanging out a lot

yeah we uh we've been hanging out a lot

yeah we uh we've been hanging out a lot she's that good huh yeah uh yeah I guess

she's that good huh yeah uh yeah I guess

she's that good huh yeah uh yeah I guess I kind of like her uh anyway I'm gonna

I kind of like her uh anyway I'm gonna

I kind of like her uh anyway I'm gonna go I'll see you guys later

do not go grab a beer okay

nice to us man

what's what's going on with you and

what's what's going on with you and

what's what's going on with you and Naomi

what do you mean come on it I've seen

what do you mean come on it I've seen

what do you mean come on it I've seen you luckily Dennis hasn't I don't know

you luckily Dennis hasn't I don't know

you luckily Dennis hasn't I don't know what you think you've seen that you're

what you think you've seen that you're

what you think you've seen that you're wrong like you gotta be kidding me

wrong like you gotta be kidding me

wrong like you gotta be kidding me did you do you just want me to you miss

did you do you just want me to you miss

did you do you just want me to you miss ed you wanna go ahead and say it to you

ed you wanna go ahead and say it to you

ed you wanna go ahead and say it to you okay

okay

okay yeah spell it out for me what the fuck

yeah spell it out for me what the fuck

yeah spell it out for me what the fuck you talking about hey are you fucking

you talking about hey are you fucking

you talking about hey are you fucking Naomi Jesus Christ Mike you're really

Naomi Jesus Christ Mike you're really

Naomi Jesus Christ Mike you're really gonna yes you're being serious

gonna yes you're being serious

gonna yes you're being serious come on man just just cut the shit and

come on man just just cut the shit and

come on man just just cut the shit and and it be straightforward with me just

and it be straightforward with me just

and it be straightforward with me just it just answer I'm not gonna answer the

it just answer I'm not gonna answer the

it just answer I'm not gonna answer the question cuz it's a fight one two in on

question cuz it's a fight one two in on

question cuz it's a fight one two in on Egyptian I know what you think you saw

Egyptian I know what you think you saw

Egyptian I know what you think you saw when you walked in on us but there's

when you walked in on us but there's

when you walked in on us but there's nothing going on between me and Naomi

nothing going on between me and Naomi

nothing going on between me and Naomi and honestly I'm a little fucking pissed

and honestly I'm a little fucking pissed

and honestly I'm a little fucking pissed off that evening ask me something like

off that evening ask me something like

off that evening ask me something like that what the fuck is that Mike I have

that what the fuck is that Mike I have

that what the fuck is that Mike I have known since you were 10 years old man

known since you were 10 years old man

known since you were 10 years old man and I know what it's fine this is how

and I know what it's fine this is how

and I know what it's fine this is how you want to play that's I thought we

you want to play that's I thought we

you want to play that's I thought we okay you want me to be honest over a bit

okay you want me to be honest over a bit

okay you want me to be honest over a bit I'll be honest right now this is none of

I'll be honest right now this is none of

I'll be honest right now this is none of your fucking business so why don't you

your fucking business so why don't you

your fucking business so why don't you just drop it just drop it Mike it's none

just drop it just drop it Mike it's none

just drop it just drop it Mike it's none of your fucking business all right

of your fucking business all right

of your fucking business all right yo hey thanks for the beer Oh ed no go

yo hey thanks for the beer Oh ed no go

yo hey thanks for the beer Oh ed no go fuck yourself

what am I supposed to do this mine oh

what am I supposed to do this mine oh

what am I supposed to do this mine oh fuck this one friend fucking another

fuck this one friend fucking another

fuck this one friend fucking another friend's wife is my god damn visit

fuck

are you okay

where's Dennis

he's asleep

he had too much to drink

then

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