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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,636 --> 00:00:15,057 NEW PEOPLE FILM COMPANY 2 00:00:16,267 --> 00:00:20,479 With the financial support from the Ministry of Culture of Russia 3 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:45,421 If my memory serves me right, it happened in the zoo in Rostov. 4 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:47,506 What happened there? 5 00:00:48,299 --> 00:00:50,885 They bought some low-quality food for the animals. 6 00:00:51,010 --> 00:00:55,181 The food came from a disreputable supplier. 7 00:00:55,306 --> 00:00:58,934 A disciplinary board investigated the deal. 8 00:00:59,060 --> 00:01:03,981 - Just imagine if they investigate us. - Oh, man! 9 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:10,905 - You want more mayo? - Yeah. It's too hot. 10 00:01:12,907 --> 00:01:14,617 Enough,enough! 11 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:21,749 Did we resolve this issue with the live food in the terrarium? 12 00:01:21,874 --> 00:01:25,669 That's not my job. I've got nothing to do with this thing. 13 00:01:25,795 --> 00:01:29,048 - Who's in charge of terrariums? - How the hell should I know? 14 00:01:30,299 --> 00:01:32,885 Holy shit, what's wrong with her? 15 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:35,137 Natasha? 16 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:37,973 Hey, what's wrong with you, beauty? 17 00:01:38,099 --> 00:01:41,393 - Did she faint? - Yeah, sure. Why would she? 18 00:01:41,519 --> 00:01:43,437 Natasha! 19 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:45,981 Hey, Natasha. 20 00:01:50,528 --> 00:01:53,197 What's going on here? 21 00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:59,703 - Natasha? Hey, you! - Look, girls, she turned white. 22 00:01:59,829 --> 00:02:02,665 - Natasha! - Check her pulse. 23 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:05,709 - Are you all right, Natasha? - Natasha. Wait. 24 00:02:05,835 --> 00:02:09,004 - Kate, I am calling an ambulance! - Do it. Natasha! 25 00:02:09,130 --> 00:02:11,465 - Natasha! - No smelling salts! Let's use perfume. 26 00:02:11,590 --> 00:02:13,676 Girls, I don't think she's breathing! 27 00:02:14,135 --> 00:02:17,471 - Call an ambulance! - Dial 112! 28 00:02:17,596 --> 00:02:21,225 - Natasha! - Check her pulse! 29 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:26,147 - Natasha! Come on, wake up! - I think I can feel her pulse. 30 00:02:26,272 --> 00:02:29,692 Everything's going to be fine. Don't shake her like that! 31 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:32,778 Here we are. I think she is alive. 32 00:03:10,232 --> 00:03:15,863 ZOOLOGY 33 00:05:01,552 --> 00:05:06,098 - Natasha, are you hungry? - Yes, Mum, I am a bit hungry. 34 00:05:18,027 --> 00:05:23,115 Dinner's ready. I cooked some burgers. You love them. 35 00:05:24,283 --> 00:05:26,910 Thanks, Mum. 36 00:05:27,036 --> 00:05:29,496 Good. 37 00:05:30,581 --> 00:05:35,336 You know, I heard some terrible news today. 38 00:05:36,545 --> 00:05:38,714 What is it? 39 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:42,509 They arrested a woman somewhere in Europe. 40 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:45,387 She worked at a zoo. 41 00:05:45,888 --> 00:05:50,851 For several years, 42 00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:54,772 she's been secretly sinning with an ape. 43 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:58,859 Mum, why do you watch these TV shows? 44 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:01,779 Why not switch channels? 45 00:06:01,904 --> 00:06:04,865 They're all crazy over there in Europe. 46 00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:09,828 They deny Christianity. As a result, they fall into heresy. 47 00:06:13,082 --> 00:06:15,000 Why is Barsik yelling? 48 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:17,795 - I locked him up in the room. - Why? 49 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:20,005 He's been running around like crazy. 50 00:06:21,256 --> 00:06:26,011 - Maybe he's sick? - He can't tell spring from autumn. 51 00:06:26,804 --> 00:06:29,973 Barsik is no good for that. 52 00:06:30,099 --> 00:06:33,394 He doesn't get excited about spring anymore. He's too old. 53 00:06:33,519 --> 00:06:35,646 Why old? 54 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:39,316 - Cats usually live long. - Well... 55 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:51,036 - Good afternoon. - Hello. 56 00:06:51,161 --> 00:06:56,708 Could you recommend me any painkillers? 57 00:06:57,251 --> 00:06:59,336 Well, where does it hurt? 58 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:05,634 I don't feel well. I am asthenic. 59 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:42,337 That was quite a situation we had. 60 00:07:42,463 --> 00:07:47,009 - I think it was food poisoning. - No way. She doesn't eat anything. 61 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:50,929 - Maybe she's pregnant. - What? Are you crazy? 62 00:07:51,054 --> 00:07:54,975 - Why? I'm serious. - Are you kidding? 63 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:58,812 Who's the father, then? I've never seen her with a man. 64 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:01,732 - She's never had anyone. No way. - And what if... 65 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:04,818 - What if she's really sick? - She is nuts. 66 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:09,364 Come on. It was just food poisoning. Nothing else. 67 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:11,408 What if she's got cancer? 68 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:17,831 You're so mean! 69 00:08:24,963 --> 00:08:28,842 - Can I have more tea? - Yeah, sure. 70 00:08:43,607 --> 00:08:49,238 Remember how they used to treat patients? You can see it in old movies. 71 00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:53,158 You stuck out your tongue, then a doctor looked at your eyes. 72 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:56,662 And he could immediately diagnose you. 73 00:08:56,787 --> 00:08:59,581 But what are they doing now? 74 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:04,169 Remember how they used to hit you on the knee with a small hammer? 75 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:07,172 They don't do it anymore. 76 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:13,345 "What's the problem? I see." And they prescribe you pills. 77 00:10:18,702 --> 00:10:20,454 Let me examine you now. 78 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:30,213 - Did you try any home treatments? - Home treatments? Well, I... 79 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:38,472 When it started to ache, I applied some ointment to my lower back. 80 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:43,143 Just for the night. And this is what I saw the following morning. 81 00:10:43,894 --> 00:10:45,437 This is what I got. 82 00:10:48,774 --> 00:10:51,652 OK, you can put your clothes back on. 83 00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:58,825 Well, you will have to have an X-ray. 84 00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:03,914 I'd like to take a look at the image before discussing the treatment. 85 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:08,835 Natalia Nikolaevna. 86 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:13,090 - I'll have to have an X-ray. - Yes, definitely. 87 00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:20,931 Once we have the X-ray, we can choose the doctor who'll treat you. 88 00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:24,559 - Are you done with me? - Yes. 89 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,681 - May I? - Yes, come in. 90 00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:05,851 - Good afternoon. - Good afternoon. 91 00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:11,273 - I've got a request for an X-ray here. - Let me take a look. 92 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,901 Well... 93 00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:18,822 - It's your lower back, right? - Yes. 94 00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:23,368 When did you have your last X-ray? 95 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:28,540 I don't remember. 96 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:32,753 A long time ago. That was probably back at school when we had a check-up. 97 00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:37,466 Back at school? Let us conclude that it's your first X-ray then. 98 00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:39,176 Please, go to the back room. 99 00:12:39,301 --> 00:12:42,012 You'll find a chair there. Please, take off your clothes 100 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:45,891 and put on the apron and the belt, then lie down on the couch. 101 00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:48,810 Please, let me know when you're ready. 102 00:12:52,314 --> 00:12:56,860 Oh, my... It doesn't hurt, does it? 103 00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:03,366 - Do I have to put on this thing? - Yes, definitely. 104 00:13:03,492 --> 00:13:08,497 - I have to put it on. - Take off your clothes and put that on. 105 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:16,213 - Is everything fine? - Yes, I just need another second. 106 00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:19,341 I'm almost ready. 107 00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:48,620 OK. 108 00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:54,209 - Please, lie down with your head to me. - OK. 109 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,962 All right. 110 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,550 I'm ready. 111 00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:05,929 We can't do it like that. I can't X-ray you this way. 112 00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:09,349 - Let's pull this thing off. - Please, don't. 113 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:14,020 - We have to. Let me do it. - No. 114 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:15,939 Please. 115 00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:20,151 Let me do it. 116 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,448 I see. 117 00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:28,618 You should've told me right away. 118 00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:31,413 All right. 119 00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:39,963 Here's what we are going to do. 120 00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:44,968 Curve your back. 121 00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:53,143 Yes, that's better this way. 122 00:14:55,979 --> 00:15:03,069 Could you hold it so it doesn't wiggle? Way to go. Thanks. 123 00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:06,781 And you shouldn't move, either. 124 00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:09,701 OK? Don't move. 125 00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:27,886 We are done. You can put on your clothes. 126 00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:22,440 It wasn't that bad, was it? 127 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:29,239 - It's OK. - I'll prepare my report in a week. 128 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:33,201 - Here you go. - Why so long? 129 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:40,583 Could you probably do it faster? Please. 130 00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:45,130 Please. I really need it. 131 00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:50,593 Come back tomorrow. 132 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:54,973 - I will prepare it for you. - Wonderful. 133 00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:57,684 I'm Natasha. 134 00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:02,647 - Petya. - Nice to meet you. 135 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:06,026 I work till 7:00pm. You can come in the afternoon. 136 00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:09,863 - I'll be here after work. - Good. 137 00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:13,783 - Thank you. Goodbye. - Goodbye. 138 00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,600 Hello. 139 00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:43,563 Come here. 140 00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:47,442 Just a second. 141 00:17:55,658 --> 00:18:00,288 Here you go. Good boy. 142 00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:05,668 Here you go. 143 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:10,048 Are you OK? 144 00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:15,887 You beautiful girl. 145 00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:18,640 Good, isn't it? You like it? 146 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:23,186 Good? You beautiful girl. 147 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:29,609 Yeah, you are beautiful. 148 00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:31,236 Yes, you are. 149 00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:34,781 Why are you so shy today? 150 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:39,869 Are you on a diet? 151 00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:50,004 Hello to you, too. 152 00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:54,467 Hello, my darlings. Good morning. 153 00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:59,806 Good morning to you, too. 154 00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:06,146 My darlings. You are all beautiful. 155 00:19:06,271 --> 00:19:09,357 - A home for swans. - A pond? 156 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:12,527 Checking. You're right. 157 00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:19,200 Nah, I think it's a lake. Four letters, starting with an L. L-A-K-E. 158 00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:25,331 - A female hippo. Seven letters. - Natasha! 159 00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:33,798 Her skin is almost scaly. I don't want to bring it on myself. 160 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:36,050 She's more like a fat, bald hamster. 161 00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:41,097 - Hey, girls, did you see my calculator? - No. 162 00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:44,601 - You left it on your table yesterday. - It's nowhere around. 163 00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:47,020 I can't find it. 164 00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:49,314 Watch me. 165 00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:52,859 Look around. I saw it yesterday. 166 00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:57,447 - It's not here. - It isn't. Weird. 167 00:19:57,572 --> 00:20:02,452 - Did you put it away? - Oh, I put it in the drawer. I forgot. 168 00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:05,246 Why? I never put my calculator in there. 169 00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:10,835 - Oh, my God! - Here comes your calculator! 170 00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:16,174 It's over there! Grab it! 171 00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:20,511 - Come on! For crying out loud! - Look, there's another one! 172 00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:24,641 Grab your calculator. You were looking for it, weren't you? 173 00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:29,812 - You two are so mean to me! - Look at this cutie. 174 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:32,523 - Please, stop it! - You bought them. 175 00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:35,568 But no animal wants them. 176 00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:38,029 You can do whatever you want with them. 177 00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:05,390 - Natasha. - Yeah? 178 00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:14,190 You know, there's something I want to tell you. 179 00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:19,737 They say there is a woman in our neighbourhood 180 00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:22,407 who is possessed. 181 00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:25,076 How do they know? 182 00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:32,959 Well, you can't talk to her or look her in the eye. 183 00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:38,047 And how do they know she's possessed? 184 00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:41,009 She's probably just a regular woman. 185 00:21:41,676 --> 00:21:44,137 How can they tell? 186 00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:50,310 Because she's grown a tail. 187 00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:55,690 And this tail looks like a giant snake. 188 00:21:56,941 --> 00:22:00,570 It's so thick, and it coils. 189 00:22:00,695 --> 00:22:07,702 And the tail has a mind of its own. 190 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,538 Now, don't laugh, please. 191 00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:15,168 - It's really serious. - Yeah. 192 00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:21,424 - Our neighbour's friend, she... - Yes? 193 00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:25,595 - She met that woman and talked to her. - And? 194 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:29,974 And today she was diagnosed with cancer! 195 00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:33,936 Don't laugh, please. I'm not senile! 196 00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:59,689 I cannot allow you. 197 00:24:10,283 --> 00:24:12,410 It's impossible. 198 00:24:16,247 --> 00:24:19,208 Can I receive communion? 199 00:24:23,671 --> 00:24:26,215 Is there any way? 200 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:39,479 No way. 201 00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:46,277 I am sorry. 202 00:25:55,555 --> 00:25:59,600 She has got a Devil's mark. 203 00:26:00,393 --> 00:26:04,480 Is she hideous? What does she look like? 204 00:26:04,605 --> 00:26:11,696 Well, they say she's thickset and solid. 205 00:26:11,821 --> 00:26:16,951 She looks like a man. But she wears women's clothes. 206 00:26:18,369 --> 00:26:22,456 But where does she hide her tail? 207 00:26:22,582 --> 00:26:27,670 If she's the Devil, she must have a tail. Where does she hide it? 208 00:26:27,795 --> 00:26:30,256 In her panties. 209 00:26:31,716 --> 00:26:33,509 - What? - Panties? 210 00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:37,346 - How come'? - Can a long tail go in the panties? 211 00:26:37,471 --> 00:26:40,266 She found a way to do it. 212 00:26:42,226 --> 00:26:45,479 - That makes sense. - Yes, if you think about it... 213 00:26:45,605 --> 00:26:49,317 - Why not? - Where else would she hide it'? 214 00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:50,693 Oh, God... 215 00:26:59,785 --> 00:27:04,749 Did you move when they took your X-ray? 216 00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:11,422 No. I didn't. 217 00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:15,718 The image is too blurry. 218 00:27:16,677 --> 00:27:21,515 - What do you mean? - You can take a look. 219 00:27:22,850 --> 00:27:26,646 See? Right here. 220 00:27:27,688 --> 00:27:30,983 - It's blurred, see? - Yes. 221 00:27:31,942 --> 00:27:34,820 The rays didn't pass through here. 222 00:27:36,197 --> 00:27:40,451 This area is completely dark. 223 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:44,705 And here... 224 00:27:45,665 --> 00:27:48,542 You can't see anything here. 225 00:27:48,668 --> 00:27:52,254 You should be able to see all the details clearly. 226 00:27:52,380 --> 00:27:54,715 What should I do now? 227 00:27:55,257 --> 00:28:02,848 Well, I'll have to order another X-ray for you. 228 00:28:02,973 --> 00:28:05,267 Well, I'll do whatever's necessary. 229 00:28:05,393 --> 00:28:12,316 OK. Next Monday, you will go for an X-ray. 230 00:28:13,693 --> 00:28:19,490 And you can have another appointment with me next Friday. 231 00:28:20,366 --> 00:28:25,830 Can I go for an X-ray today? 232 00:28:25,955 --> 00:28:29,625 Sure, if the doctor hasn't left yet. 233 00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:32,128 So I'll have to hurry. 234 00:28:32,628 --> 00:28:35,339 - Thank you and goodbye. - Goodbye. 235 00:29:09,874 --> 00:29:11,876 Petya! 236 00:29:14,128 --> 00:29:16,964 - Petya, Petya. - Oh, hi. 237 00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:22,928 - You know, we couldn't make it happen. - What do you mean? 238 00:29:23,053 --> 00:29:26,557 - I had an appointment with him... - With whom? 239 00:29:26,682 --> 00:29:28,100 - The surgeon. - Oh. 240 00:29:28,225 --> 00:29:33,481 He said I have to go for another X-ray. 241 00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:35,483 I asked him when, and he said next Monday. 242 00:29:35,608 --> 00:29:39,737 Next Friday, I have to see him again and I asked if I could have the X-ray sooner. 243 00:29:39,862 --> 00:29:42,031 He said I could do it today if you were still there. 244 00:29:42,156 --> 00:29:44,533 I'm so glad you're still here. 245 00:29:44,658 --> 00:29:49,663 - Well, yes, I am. Let's do it. - He said we should do another one... 246 00:29:49,789 --> 00:29:54,335 because something didn't come through the last time. 247 00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:59,507 - And there are some darkened areas. - Darkened areas? 248 00:29:59,632 --> 00:30:02,468 - Yes! - It happens. Let's do it again, then. 249 00:30:02,593 --> 00:30:05,429 Oh, good! 250 00:30:17,983 --> 00:30:19,485 Done! 251 00:30:39,839 --> 00:30:44,718 I want to thank you. 252 00:30:48,806 --> 00:30:51,016 What do you mean? 253 00:30:59,525 --> 00:31:01,819 Here's something for you. 254 00:31:04,864 --> 00:31:09,034 Natasha, I can't take it. I'm sorry. 255 00:31:09,159 --> 00:31:10,744 - Why not? - I can't. 256 00:31:10,870 --> 00:31:14,748 - No, no, I won't take it. I can't. - But why? 257 00:31:14,874 --> 00:31:17,960 - Is this wine that bad? - I can't drink. 258 00:31:18,085 --> 00:31:23,549 - They said it's good. - It's good, but I can't accept it. 259 00:31:23,674 --> 00:31:26,677 You can take it home. 260 00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:30,306 - Give me your bag, I'll put it there. - No, I don't want it. 261 00:31:30,431 --> 00:31:34,184 - Natasha, open up your bag. - No, no. 262 00:31:34,310 --> 00:31:36,604 - OK, that's enough. - Take it home and drink it. 263 00:31:36,729 --> 00:31:39,481 I don't drink, OK? 264 00:31:39,607 --> 00:31:42,109 - Never? - Never. 265 00:31:43,903 --> 00:31:46,530 Neither do I. 266 00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:51,744 - Just a sip for me, please. - I didn't even start pouring. 267 00:31:52,703 --> 00:31:57,625 - Here we go. A bit for you and for me. - No, no, that's too much! 268 00:31:57,750 --> 00:32:02,463 - I'll have just as much. That's fair. - You can have more. 269 00:32:03,881 --> 00:32:05,424 Wait, I'll cut the apple. 270 00:32:08,344 --> 00:32:12,514 - We are having a picnic, right? - Yes, it's wonderful. 271 00:32:13,515 --> 00:32:15,726 Well... 272 00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:22,358 - Cheers. - You know I want to make a toast. 273 00:32:23,525 --> 00:32:29,031 I want to drink to... Let's drink to... 274 00:32:30,616 --> 00:32:35,245 - Let our dreams come true. - Yes. 275 00:32:35,371 --> 00:32:37,456 Cheers. 276 00:32:44,713 --> 00:32:47,675 - Mind your step. - Yeah. 277 00:32:50,636 --> 00:32:53,681 - Are we there yet? - Almost there. 278 00:32:53,806 --> 00:32:56,350 - Oh, almost there? - Yes. 279 00:32:56,475 --> 00:33:00,980 And why did we take these wash basins? 280 00:33:01,897 --> 00:33:04,149 - The wash basins? - Yeah. 281 00:33:04,274 --> 00:33:06,986 - Look there. - Oh. 282 00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:11,198 Wow. 283 00:33:11,865 --> 00:33:13,283 But What is this? 284 00:33:13,409 --> 00:33:17,496 - This is something amazing. - Wow! 285 00:33:17,621 --> 00:33:20,791 - Want me to show you something? - Yes. 286 00:33:20,916 --> 00:33:23,544 - What is it? - Watch me. 287 00:33:23,669 --> 00:33:25,754 - Where are you going? - I'll be right back. 288 00:33:25,879 --> 00:33:28,590 - Petya? - Watch me! 289 00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:34,096 Careful! Oh... 290 00:33:34,221 --> 00:33:36,974 - Ready? - Yes... Ready for what? 291 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:50,320 - Wow! - Now it's your turn! 292 00:33:51,822 --> 00:33:55,117 - Mine? - Yes. 293 00:33:55,242 --> 00:33:57,161 No, I can't. 294 00:33:57,286 --> 00:33:59,038 - Yes, you can! Come on! - No way! 295 00:33:59,163 --> 00:34:03,292 - I'll help you. - No, this is scary. 296 00:34:03,417 --> 00:34:08,005 - Come here. Hold my hand. - No, no, I am afraid. 297 00:34:08,130 --> 00:34:11,967 Come on, this is not that scary. You saw me do it. 298 00:34:12,092 --> 00:34:14,303 - Let me take it this way. - All right. 299 00:34:14,428 --> 00:34:16,680 - I'll fall down. - Don't worry, you won't. 300 00:34:16,805 --> 00:34:19,058 - Wait... - Come on, up you go. 301 00:34:19,183 --> 00:34:21,852 - Wait! - Don't worry, just go up. 302 00:34:21,977 --> 00:34:23,771 - Come on! - I shouldn't look down. 303 00:34:23,896 --> 00:34:26,899 - You shouldn't look down where? - I'd better close my eyes. 304 00:34:27,024 --> 00:34:28,484 Look where you are going. 305 00:34:28,609 --> 00:34:31,653 - This is so scary! - Come on, way to go! 306 00:34:31,779 --> 00:34:33,530 - Whoa! - Are you ready? 307 00:34:33,655 --> 00:34:35,866 - Are we there yet? - Yes, we are. 308 00:34:35,991 --> 00:34:38,494 Now put the basin down. 309 00:34:39,411 --> 00:34:41,705 Good. Now come a bit closer. 310 00:34:41,830 --> 00:34:44,833 - Closer! - Wait, wait... 311 00:34:44,958 --> 00:34:47,753 - Are you holding me? Are you OK? - Yes, I am. I'll help you. 312 00:34:47,878 --> 00:34:50,464 - Wait, wait... - Now step over the basin. 313 00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:54,426 - Step over it. - Wait, I have to... 314 00:34:55,094 --> 00:34:56,637 Here you go! 315 00:34:56,762 --> 00:34:58,680 - Step back. I'm moving! - Now sit down! 316 00:34:58,806 --> 00:35:01,934 - I am inside. - Careful, hold tight! 317 00:35:12,152 --> 00:35:14,196 Move away now! 318 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,709 - This is cool, right? - Yeah... 319 00:35:29,670 --> 00:35:31,213 - Do I get in it? - Not yet. 320 00:35:31,338 --> 00:35:34,133 - No? - Now, you just sit down. 321 00:35:34,258 --> 00:35:39,012 - I... - I am holding your hand. Good. 322 00:35:39,138 --> 00:35:42,141 - Is my coat out of the way? - Everything is OK. 323 00:35:52,901 --> 00:35:54,987 Watch me! 324 00:36:02,953 --> 00:36:04,580 Can you really do it? 325 00:36:10,544 --> 00:36:14,381 - We broke your ceiling lamp, didn't we? - Yes, we did. 326 00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:19,428 What have you got? 327 00:36:19,553 --> 00:36:22,723 - What do you mean? - Is that a cat? 328 00:36:22,848 --> 00:36:24,725 - Is that a cat yelling? - Yes. 329 00:36:25,434 --> 00:36:29,897 I'll show you a cat. Come on. 330 00:36:31,148 --> 00:36:33,192 - What are you doing? - I'll show you something. 331 00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:38,363 - Can you see it? - No, no. 332 00:36:38,488 --> 00:36:41,450 - What? - You're not a cat. 333 00:36:41,575 --> 00:36:44,912 - What? I am a cat! - No, no, you are not. 334 00:36:45,037 --> 00:36:48,165 OK, I'll bend my back and you will see. 335 00:36:50,417 --> 00:36:53,629 - Say cheese. - I am a pussy cat. 336 00:36:55,839 --> 00:36:58,425 - Look at it. - Show me. 337 00:37:03,847 --> 00:37:06,099 - It doesn't look like a cat. - It does. 338 00:37:12,397 --> 00:37:13,607 Look over there. 339 00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:23,408 Oh, my God. 340 00:37:30,207 --> 00:37:34,044 - Cool. - No. It's a bad one. 341 00:38:06,868 --> 00:38:09,121 What's that? 342 00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:14,584 Natasha? Natasha? 343 00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:21,341 Natasha... 344 00:38:22,467 --> 00:38:26,179 Now breathe in... 345 00:38:26,763 --> 00:38:27,973 - Hello. - Hello. 346 00:38:28,098 --> 00:38:33,061 Breathe in... Keep breathing. And now hold your breath... 347 00:38:36,773 --> 00:38:38,859 Done. 348 00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:45,657 Well, what can I say? 349 00:38:46,575 --> 00:38:49,328 There's nothing to worry about. 350 00:38:49,870 --> 00:38:53,665 Just some complications of a common cold. 351 00:38:53,790 --> 00:38:56,335 You should take immune modulator pills. 352 00:38:56,460 --> 00:39:01,423 - Natasha, what is wrong? Are you ill? - It's OK. 353 00:39:01,548 --> 00:39:02,674 Get better soon. 354 00:39:03,967 --> 00:39:06,261 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 355 00:39:06,386 --> 00:39:09,139 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 356 00:39:26,114 --> 00:39:28,784 I want to have my hair dyed. 357 00:39:28,909 --> 00:39:35,874 And... If I want to look better we should 358 00:39:35,999 --> 00:39:39,795 cut it a bit. Here and here. 359 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:45,384 Can you give me a nice haircut that'll make me look good? 360 00:39:46,259 --> 00:39:49,596 I'll give it a try. 361 00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:53,016 I'll try my best, 362 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:57,145 but this isn't going to be easy. 363 00:41:05,255 --> 00:41:09,634 - Yes, Mum, I'm getting ready for work. - You may be late now. 364 00:41:34,493 --> 00:41:42,959 I never saw her. But I heard about some weird woman in the neighbourhood. 365 00:41:43,084 --> 00:41:47,172 - Weird? What do you mean? - They say the Devil sent her. 366 00:41:47,297 --> 00:41:51,635 - Oh, yeah, I heard that too. - Right? 367 00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,553 They say she's got three tails. 368 00:41:53,678 --> 00:41:58,600 Those can take away your life, your soul, or your memory. 369 00:41:58,725 --> 00:42:01,436 People disappear without a trace when they meet her. 370 00:42:01,561 --> 00:42:04,606 And you know what I heard? 371 00:42:04,731 --> 00:42:07,817 When you look her in the eye, it's the worst. 372 00:42:07,943 --> 00:42:10,779 - You should never do that. - Why? 373 00:42:10,904 --> 00:42:15,033 Then you're dead right there. 374 00:42:15,158 --> 00:42:20,497 - Oh, my. - You can never look her in the eye. 375 00:42:20,622 --> 00:42:27,462 How can you know it's really her, then? 376 00:42:27,587 --> 00:42:30,924 - Hi. - Hi. 377 00:42:32,759 --> 00:42:35,637 - You look great. - Thanks. 378 00:42:36,429 --> 00:42:39,558 - Which doctor are you visiting? - The surgeon. 379 00:42:40,684 --> 00:42:44,771 - Can you help me? - Help you? 380 00:42:45,397 --> 00:42:49,276 Come with me. Can you open the door for me? 381 00:42:50,860 --> 00:42:53,321 Thanks. Come on in now. 382 00:42:53,780 --> 00:42:56,950 I just got here. I'm the last one in the line. 383 00:42:57,075 --> 00:43:00,370 Come on in. It's all right. 384 00:43:00,495 --> 00:43:06,751 - Young man, I'm the next in the line. - The doctor will see you. 385 00:43:06,876 --> 00:43:09,296 Wait another minute, please. 386 00:43:10,463 --> 00:43:14,676 When you are done with the treatment, please, come back to see me. 387 00:43:14,801 --> 00:43:17,887 - Here you go. - This is quite a lot. 388 00:43:18,013 --> 00:43:21,016 - I'm sorry. - I can never sort it out. 389 00:43:21,141 --> 00:43:23,226 - There's more to come. - Oh, my... 390 00:43:23,351 --> 00:43:24,728 Will you do me a favour? 391 00:43:24,853 --> 00:43:27,814 Can you see the lady right now? 392 00:43:27,939 --> 00:43:29,858 - Hello. - Hello. Sure thing. 393 00:43:29,983 --> 00:43:33,820 - Thanks. Go on. - Thank you. 394 00:43:35,071 --> 00:43:37,073 Natasha. 395 00:43:41,161 --> 00:43:45,332 Can you tell me why that woman is jumping the line? 396 00:43:45,457 --> 00:43:47,917 - I'll explain everything... - I've been here since 9:00am! 397 00:43:48,043 --> 00:43:51,129 - Please, wait out there. - How long do I have to wait? 398 00:43:51,254 --> 00:43:52,756 It's outrageous. 399 00:43:52,881 --> 00:43:54,841 Sit down. 400 00:44:02,349 --> 00:44:03,975 Well... 401 00:44:08,938 --> 00:44:14,235 We've got a new X-ray. Very well. Let's take a look. 402 00:44:16,154 --> 00:44:18,531 Well... 403 00:44:26,122 --> 00:44:29,459 Well, well. 404 00:44:30,627 --> 00:44:33,505 Well, well, well. 405 00:44:34,589 --> 00:44:37,592 Really? It's the same thing again... 406 00:44:40,762 --> 00:44:46,518 - Are you sure you didn't move? - I am sure I didn't. 407 00:44:48,770 --> 00:44:54,025 No, I can't see anything. This one is also bad. 408 00:44:54,734 --> 00:45:03,076 Well, I'll have to order yet another X-ray. 409 00:45:04,285 --> 00:45:09,124 You mean I have to go and have another one, is that right? 410 00:45:09,249 --> 00:45:12,877 I can't tell you anything without an X-ray. 411 00:45:17,841 --> 00:45:21,052 Thank you! That's enough! 412 00:45:41,531 --> 00:45:43,992 What's our agenda today? 413 00:45:44,451 --> 00:45:51,958 It is the purchase of low-quality food and an operational issue. 414 00:45:54,502 --> 00:45:57,172 Sveta, have you got anything to say? 415 00:45:57,964 --> 00:46:02,135 Well, I am not in charge of food, 416 00:46:02,260 --> 00:46:07,474 but I think we should resolve this issue together. 417 00:46:07,599 --> 00:46:14,147 - The food is a big problem. - The new silage we got... 418 00:46:14,272 --> 00:46:17,901 It's completely wet. We have to dry it. We can't use it like that. 419 00:46:18,026 --> 00:46:23,490 They took the rotten stuff, dried it up, and sold it as a top quality product. 420 00:46:23,615 --> 00:46:28,495 It could also get wet while in shipment. 421 00:46:28,620 --> 00:46:30,747 Well, how much have we got left? 422 00:46:30,872 --> 00:46:33,500 - For a week or a week and a half. - A week and a half. 423 00:46:33,625 --> 00:46:37,003 We also have a problem with live food in the terrarium. 424 00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:42,801 To be honest, at the moment we don't have any good food there at all. 425 00:46:42,926 --> 00:46:44,844 Why didn't you tell me before? 426 00:46:44,969 --> 00:46:51,226 The insects died in transit and we got rid of them. The mice are even worse. 427 00:46:51,351 --> 00:46:54,229 We received a shipment of 1500 mice. 428 00:46:54,354 --> 00:46:58,858 Our python used to eat even dead food. He won't touch these mice alive. 429 00:46:58,983 --> 00:47:02,529 - We have no idea what to do. - Did you ask the veterinarian? 430 00:47:02,654 --> 00:47:06,407 - Maybe the python is just sick. - We do our job well. 431 00:47:06,533 --> 00:47:08,910 We put someone in charge of these contracts. 432 00:47:09,035 --> 00:47:14,165 She has to report the situation. Did she see what she was buying? 433 00:47:14,290 --> 00:47:16,417 - I'll be back in a minute. - Sit down. 434 00:47:16,543 --> 00:47:19,838 - I want to go to the toilet. - Sit down. 435 00:47:21,256 --> 00:47:24,926 I think we should dispose of these mice. 436 00:47:25,051 --> 00:47:30,348 What else can we do? We can't even sell them. What if they're all infected? 437 00:47:30,473 --> 00:47:33,476 I see. Natasha... 438 00:47:34,811 --> 00:47:36,271 Tell me. 439 00:47:37,814 --> 00:47:41,109 I can tell you what happened. We've got our budget. 440 00:47:41,234 --> 00:47:44,153 We got it halved. 441 00:47:44,279 --> 00:47:46,281 What could I do? 442 00:47:46,406 --> 00:47:51,035 How could I buy live food? 443 00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:57,208 I arranged to meet my usual suppliers and asked them to help us out. 444 00:47:57,333 --> 00:48:01,296 That was all the money we had. 445 00:48:01,421 --> 00:48:06,384 They were so nice to me. We had some tea with cookies. 446 00:48:06,509 --> 00:48:12,473 And then they said, "Natasha, go fuck yourself." 447 00:48:12,599 --> 00:48:14,726 - Are you crazy? - I said, "How come?" 448 00:48:14,851 --> 00:48:18,396 They told me to get lost. And I did. 449 00:48:18,521 --> 00:48:22,233 I found someone else. We took a risk with the food. 450 00:48:24,861 --> 00:48:28,031 - But we lost the game. - You are an idiot! 451 00:48:28,156 --> 00:48:30,992 Please, watch your mouth. 452 00:48:31,117 --> 00:48:33,244 I am going to do something else. 453 00:48:33,369 --> 00:48:37,540 Write it down. We'll give her a reprimand 454 00:48:37,665 --> 00:48:41,711 to be recorded in her file and Labour Book. 455 00:48:41,836 --> 00:48:46,633 Then we'll cancel her annual bonus. 456 00:48:46,758 --> 00:48:51,179 And one more thing. What are you wearing? 457 00:48:51,304 --> 00:48:54,515 Why are you so dressed up'? 458 00:48:55,308 --> 00:48:58,603 Are you also a hooker now, or what? 459 00:48:58,728 --> 00:49:02,690 Look around. This is what decent people should look like. 460 00:49:02,815 --> 00:49:06,194 Did your mother see that? 461 00:49:09,697 --> 00:49:12,075 Get out of here. 462 00:49:15,870 --> 00:49:19,624 - Goodbye. - Now, Sveta and Katya, you... 463 00:49:19,749 --> 00:49:20,917 - Yes? - Yes? 464 00:49:21,042 --> 00:49:24,754 Will you handle this thing? We must resolve the issue this week. 465 00:49:24,879 --> 00:49:27,340 Thank you. We won't let you down. 466 00:50:02,250 --> 00:50:06,921 Good evening, my friends! We are happy you came here tonight! 467 00:50:07,046 --> 00:50:10,466 Let's sing our favourite song together! Are you ready? 468 00:50:17,473 --> 00:50:19,267 Natasha. 469 00:50:20,935 --> 00:50:25,314 - I want to make a toast. - Please, do! 470 00:50:29,569 --> 00:50:35,783 I'd like to make a toast to this beautiful woman... 471 00:50:36,492 --> 00:50:38,077 Or rather a beautiful girl 472 00:50:40,246 --> 00:50:47,336 who swept into my life to stay. 473 00:50:49,547 --> 00:50:53,342 - Here is to you. - Thank you. 474 00:51:00,850 --> 00:51:03,519 Let's go dance. 475 00:51:04,062 --> 00:51:08,024 - I don't dance. - I'll teach you. 476 00:51:09,150 --> 00:51:11,319 - Come on. - I'm afraid. 477 00:51:11,444 --> 00:51:15,281 Why? Come on. Please. 478 00:54:06,869 --> 00:54:10,581 I can't do it like this. I'm sorry. 479 00:54:47,618 --> 00:54:49,370 Mum? 480 00:54:53,833 --> 00:54:56,085 Mum? 481 00:54:59,588 --> 00:55:04,719 - What's wrong, Mum? What happened? - Barsik's dead. 482 00:55:04,844 --> 00:55:07,221 Please, don't cry. 483 00:55:07,346 --> 00:55:10,808 He lived a long life of a perfectly happy cat. 484 00:55:10,933 --> 00:55:14,353 - Was it long enough? - Of course, it was long. 485 00:55:14,478 --> 00:55:19,066 You loved him so much. He was happy. And he loved you, too. 486 00:55:19,942 --> 00:55:22,653 - Don't be so sad, Mum. - My dear boy. 487 00:55:22,778 --> 00:55:27,867 Please, don't. It could pump up your blood pressure. We don't want that. 488 00:55:27,992 --> 00:55:31,078 He took away all our problems. 489 00:55:31,203 --> 00:55:35,916 - All our health issues and misfortunes. - Really? 490 00:55:36,042 --> 00:55:39,378 Let me take the box. 491 00:55:39,503 --> 00:55:41,839 That's it. Enough. 492 00:55:41,964 --> 00:55:46,302 That's OK. Don't cry, my dear Mummy. 493 00:58:02,938 --> 00:58:08,027 Here, kitty, kitty. What if I pull your tail, huh? 494 00:58:09,195 --> 00:58:13,157 You want me to pull your tail? 495 00:58:15,659 --> 00:58:20,706 Why are walking to and fro? 496 00:58:20,831 --> 00:58:24,418 What's wrong with you? 497 00:58:26,587 --> 00:58:29,006 Is anything wrong? 498 00:58:30,382 --> 00:58:36,222 Let me hold your hand. 499 00:58:36,347 --> 00:58:40,684 Let me pet you. 500 00:58:44,146 --> 00:58:48,609 What's wrong with you? What is it? 501 00:58:53,989 --> 00:58:57,368 Oh, you naughty boy. 502 00:59:13,175 --> 00:59:15,427 Oh, you're so scary! 503 00:59:32,570 --> 00:59:35,030 Here you go. 504 00:59:37,408 --> 00:59:39,660 Take a pen. 505 00:59:41,453 --> 00:59:44,498 Now write this in the upper left hand corner. 506 00:59:45,374 --> 00:59:51,630 "To the director of the zoo, such-and-such, from such-and-such." 507 00:59:56,051 --> 01:00:01,765 Now take a two-finger space. And write this. "Notice. 508 01:00:05,436 --> 01:00:07,605 "Please, accept this... 509 01:00:11,108 --> 01:00:13,152 "..as formal notice... 510 01:00:16,405 --> 01:00:22,286 "...of resignation from the position..." What's your position with us? 511 01:00:24,121 --> 01:00:31,420 - Expert Procurement Manager. - "...of Expert Procurement Manager... 512 01:00:33,130 --> 01:00:38,385 "...of my own free will." 513 01:00:43,223 --> 01:00:46,602 You party-goer! 514 01:00:49,188 --> 01:00:51,607 My mum is going to kill me. 515 01:01:19,927 --> 01:01:24,181 Her blood pressure reached 220 when we called an ambulance. 516 01:01:24,306 --> 01:01:26,934 And she had chest pains. 517 01:01:29,561 --> 01:01:33,148 The blood pressure readings are still too high. What pills did she take? 518 01:01:33,273 --> 01:01:36,568 Just the usual. Validolum and Corvalol. 519 01:01:36,694 --> 01:01:39,113 And she had severe chest pains. 520 01:01:39,238 --> 01:01:42,908 She even fell down when she tried to stand up. 521 01:01:43,367 --> 01:01:48,288 Should we go for an ECG? 522 01:01:49,248 --> 01:01:53,585 She fell down... Well... 523 01:01:53,711 --> 01:01:57,381 I'll order an X-ray for her. 524 01:01:57,923 --> 01:01:59,591 - We'll look at it... - Why? 525 01:01:59,717 --> 01:02:02,845 - You said she fell down. - Yes... 526 01:02:03,679 --> 01:02:09,852 But she didn't break anything. No bruises. She just fell down. 527 01:02:09,977 --> 01:02:14,857 And we do need an ECG. She had severe chest pains. 528 01:02:14,982 --> 01:02:19,778 That goes without saying. But first, you will take her for an X-ray. 529 01:02:20,571 --> 01:02:25,159 Can you hear what I'm saying? Can you? 530 01:02:25,284 --> 01:02:31,874 We won't go for an X-ray. Please, give us an order for an ECG. 531 01:02:31,999 --> 01:02:36,086 - Miss, will you calm down, please? - Did you hear me? 532 01:02:36,211 --> 01:02:39,214 Natasha, I feel much better now. Let's just go home. 533 01:02:39,339 --> 01:02:43,177 Wait a minute, Mum. I am going to say it again. 534 01:02:43,302 --> 01:02:48,056 She doesn't need to do blood tests or have her throat checked. 535 01:02:48,182 --> 01:02:51,185 We want an order for an ECG. 536 01:02:51,310 --> 01:02:53,937 Please, wait in the hallway. And I will check your mother. 537 01:02:54,062 --> 01:02:59,234 I told you that we should stay away from doctors. 538 01:03:26,845 --> 01:03:30,557 You will drink the water when I say so. 539 01:03:31,141 --> 01:03:35,979 - You take the glass in your left hand. - OK. 540 01:03:36,104 --> 01:03:38,357 You will drink it on the count of four. 541 01:03:38,899 --> 01:03:44,112 - Four? OK. - Now close your eyes. 542 01:03:46,824 --> 01:03:48,408 One. 543 01:03:51,161 --> 01:03:52,871 Two. 544 01:03:56,542 --> 01:03:57,960 Three. 545 01:03:59,586 --> 01:04:01,755 Four. Drink it. 546 01:04:07,678 --> 01:04:12,182 Drink it down to the last drop. It's important. 547 01:04:26,655 --> 01:04:31,994 Your career is full of holes. See? 548 01:04:35,205 --> 01:04:37,749 You confront your colleagues. 549 01:04:39,001 --> 01:04:41,879 Because they can't understand you. 550 01:04:42,004 --> 01:04:46,550 - You are 100% right here. - You have got no friends. 551 01:04:47,843 --> 01:04:50,721 But you have got a guardian. 552 01:04:52,598 --> 01:04:55,893 He is fond of you. 553 01:04:57,519 --> 01:05:00,272 I can't see who he is. 554 01:05:00,397 --> 01:05:03,942 But I see that he wears some white clothes. 555 01:05:05,861 --> 01:05:12,784 Can you tell me if his feelings are genuine? Or is he not that serious? 556 01:05:13,619 --> 01:05:17,706 I told you everything I could. Now go. 557 01:05:36,767 --> 01:05:38,936 Natasha. How did you find me? 558 01:05:39,061 --> 01:05:40,812 - Hi. - Hi. 559 01:06:05,504 --> 01:06:09,257 Where are we going? 560 01:06:11,218 --> 01:06:15,180 Come on, Petya! 561 01:06:16,890 --> 01:06:19,935 - I won't tell you. - Why? 562 01:06:20,435 --> 01:06:24,398 - Because it's a secret. - A secret from me? 563 01:06:24,523 --> 01:06:27,901 - Petya. - No, it's a secret from me, for you. 564 01:06:28,026 --> 01:06:29,528 - Come on, tell me! - Nope. 565 01:06:29,653 --> 01:06:35,742 - Petya! Please! - Let's go. You'll see it soon. 566 01:06:35,867 --> 01:06:39,287 - Good evening. - Good evening. 567 01:06:39,830 --> 01:06:42,833 Living in this world is so scary. 568 01:06:42,958 --> 01:06:50,632 But it is here and now that we will get rid of our fears. 569 01:06:52,009 --> 01:06:57,055 Let us start yet another lecture, 570 01:06:57,723 --> 01:07:01,810 "Self-help is the best help." 571 01:07:02,561 --> 01:07:08,817 And now I need a guide. Any volunteers? 572 01:07:11,737 --> 01:07:15,782 Come here! Let's welcome the lady! 573 01:07:25,083 --> 01:07:27,753 Don't be afraid! 574 01:07:31,715 --> 01:07:34,342 Let us raise our hands. 575 01:07:36,344 --> 01:07:38,513 Higher! 576 01:07:39,514 --> 01:07:42,184 Sit up straight. 577 01:07:44,394 --> 01:07:47,147 And now repeat after me. 578 01:07:47,856 --> 01:07:52,694 - I am holding the Universe... - I am holding the Universe... Say it. 579 01:07:52,819 --> 01:07:56,448 - ...in my hands. - ...in my hands. 580 01:07:56,573 --> 01:07:57,908 Good. Louder! 581 01:07:58,033 --> 01:08:04,539 - I am holding the Universe in my hands. - Good! One more time! 582 01:08:04,664 --> 01:08:12,297 I am holding the Universe in my hands. 583 01:08:12,422 --> 01:08:19,471 Well done! Even louder! I am holding the Universe in my hands. 584 01:08:19,596 --> 01:08:23,308 Yes! Yes! 585 01:08:24,518 --> 01:08:27,437 I can see this thread now. 586 01:08:27,562 --> 01:08:35,070 Like a titanic sword, 587 01:08:35,195 --> 01:08:38,990 it pierces this cloud 588 01:08:39,116 --> 01:08:44,621 of the negative energy which we accumulated inside. 589 01:08:44,746 --> 01:08:47,457 Can you feel it? 590 01:08:48,125 --> 01:08:51,128 It pierces the cloud! 591 01:08:51,253 --> 01:08:57,676 I am holding the Universe in my hands! 592 01:08:58,718 --> 01:09:03,890 I am holding the Universe in my hands. 593 01:09:04,015 --> 01:09:10,355 Louder! I am holding the Universe in my hands. 594 01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:15,986 I am holding the Universe in my hands. 595 01:09:16,111 --> 01:09:18,321 - You, guys. - I am holding... 596 01:09:18,446 --> 01:09:21,908 I have to ask you to leave. You're disrupting the lecture. 597 01:09:22,033 --> 01:09:27,080 - Why? - You're drinking wine. 598 01:09:27,205 --> 01:09:32,377 - Please, leave immediately. - Sorry. 599 01:09:32,502 --> 01:09:34,546 - It is outrageous. - We're sorry. 600 01:09:45,223 --> 01:09:52,397 I am holding the Universe... Louder! ...in my hands. 601 01:09:52,522 --> 01:09:59,070 Louder! I am holding the Universe in my hands. Once again! 602 01:10:00,071 --> 01:10:02,574 Now, this is not the main entrance. 603 01:10:02,699 --> 01:10:10,999 It's a fire escape in case of emergencies. 604 01:10:11,124 --> 01:10:14,419 Now wait... Where was it? Just a moment. 605 01:10:14,544 --> 01:10:18,798 - What are you looking for? - It's locked. There's a... There's a... 606 01:10:18,924 --> 01:10:26,014 - We can't get in here. - We can. There's a secret entry point. 607 01:10:26,139 --> 01:10:28,892 - Honestly. - For seasonal ticket holders? 608 01:10:29,017 --> 01:10:34,147 - Let me help you. - No, wait. I'm almost done. 609 01:10:34,272 --> 01:10:37,943 - Do they always keep the sign on? - Yeah... 610 01:10:39,444 --> 01:10:42,948 - Follow me! - Cool! 611 01:10:45,784 --> 01:10:47,494 - You OK? - Yeah. 612 01:10:47,619 --> 01:10:51,998 But this gate is locked. We'll have to... 613 01:10:52,123 --> 01:10:54,668 - Go back? - No way! 614 01:10:54,793 --> 01:10:59,005 - The girls climb here... - Let me help you. 615 01:10:59,130 --> 01:11:01,174 - Help me up! - Come on! 616 01:11:01,299 --> 01:11:04,552 I am holding the Universe in my hands. 617 01:11:04,678 --> 01:11:09,849 - Don't make me laugh! - No, climb over! 618 01:11:09,975 --> 01:11:12,185 - See this big cage? - It's huge! 619 01:11:12,310 --> 01:11:14,980 This one is for birds. 620 01:11:15,105 --> 01:11:17,107 - See him? - That's a vulture. 621 01:11:17,232 --> 01:11:19,401 - A vulture? - Yes. 622 01:11:19,526 --> 01:11:22,028 - Do you know them? - Wait, they are... 623 01:11:22,153 --> 01:11:24,572 Birds of prey. 624 01:11:24,698 --> 01:11:26,032 They... 625 01:11:26,157 --> 01:11:28,535 - They eat all the shit. - Yeah, yeah. 626 01:11:28,660 --> 01:11:33,707 - Look there. - You can see it well. He's sad. 627 01:11:33,832 --> 01:11:37,877 - Is he hungry? - He ate some carrion. 628 01:11:38,003 --> 01:11:40,714 - And he feels bad about it. - Really? 629 01:11:40,839 --> 01:11:42,215 Wow. 630 01:11:43,425 --> 01:11:46,303 - Is that a zebra? - Yeah. 631 01:11:47,012 --> 01:11:50,140 - A real one? - Come here. 632 01:11:52,017 --> 01:11:54,477 I'll introduce you to someone. 633 01:11:54,602 --> 01:11:59,024 - Hello, hello. - Can you touch them? 634 01:11:59,149 --> 01:12:02,152 - But they know me. - That's right. 635 01:12:02,277 --> 01:12:07,449 - Can I touch them, too? - Just be careful. They can bite you. 636 01:12:07,574 --> 01:12:09,868 Hello. 637 01:12:09,993 --> 01:12:13,204 No, no. I just want to pet you. 638 01:12:13,330 --> 01:12:20,253 - OK. Bye! - It's beautiful. Bye! 639 01:12:21,588 --> 01:12:24,299 And here are the dwarf rabbits. 640 01:12:24,424 --> 01:12:26,259 - Dwarf rabbits? - Yeah. 641 01:12:26,384 --> 01:12:28,887 - Are they fairy-tale creatures? - They're very small. 642 01:12:29,012 --> 01:12:33,933 - I see. Hey! - Hush! The little ones are asleep. 643 01:12:34,601 --> 01:12:38,521 - Sorry. Look, those two are awake! - They're the parents. 644 01:12:38,646 --> 01:12:42,192 The daddy rabbit is shocked! Did you see his ear? 645 01:12:42,317 --> 01:12:46,237 He had one ear down and the other one up. 646 01:12:47,822 --> 01:12:50,784 Can you see the cat? Come here. 647 01:12:50,909 --> 01:12:53,078 - Now that's a cat. - You can see it from here. 648 01:12:53,203 --> 01:12:56,539 - Is it alone there? - No, there's another one. 649 01:12:56,664 --> 01:13:01,044 The cage is big. The other one is in some far-off corner. 650 01:13:01,169 --> 01:13:05,256 Both are males? Are they together? 651 01:13:05,382 --> 01:13:08,802 - See how big the cage is? - It's really big. 652 01:13:08,927 --> 01:13:12,263 - They want it spacious. - Good for them. 653 01:13:12,389 --> 01:13:15,975 And here we've got a lion and a lioness. 654 01:13:16,101 --> 01:13:18,561 - See? - Cool. 655 01:13:18,686 --> 01:13:20,355 - Yeah. See them? - Yeah. 656 01:13:20,480 --> 01:13:24,401 She's on night patrol to give the lion some sleep. 657 01:13:24,526 --> 01:13:26,694 But he isn't asleep. 658 01:13:26,820 --> 01:13:28,822 - He's taking a rest. - Right. 659 01:13:28,947 --> 01:13:32,867 This is a good place to observe them. See? 660 01:13:34,744 --> 01:13:37,789 They're watching us, too! 661 01:13:38,832 --> 01:13:40,166 Both are looking at us. 662 01:13:45,463 --> 01:13:46,756 And whose cage is this? 663 01:13:46,881 --> 01:13:49,968 There's no one here. They are preparing it for some animals. 664 01:13:52,137 --> 01:13:54,931 And we've got chimps here. 665 01:13:55,056 --> 01:13:57,934 Well, if there's no one here... 666 01:13:58,059 --> 01:14:01,438 - I'm gonna live in this one! - Where are you going? 667 01:14:03,189 --> 01:14:05,275 All right. 668 01:14:07,402 --> 01:14:09,988 It's a good one. 669 01:14:11,239 --> 01:14:18,121 I'm gonna have my office here. 670 01:14:18,913 --> 01:14:22,250 And a rocking chair. 671 01:14:24,169 --> 01:14:29,799 I like high ceilings, lots of light, and a balcony. 672 01:14:32,302 --> 01:14:36,473 French windows. Two chairs. 673 01:14:36,598 --> 01:14:42,103 This is... This is my hammock. 674 01:14:43,146 --> 01:14:45,190 My hammock. 675 01:14:46,399 --> 01:14:49,861 - The hammock's not that good. - Don't hit the chair. 676 01:14:51,779 --> 01:14:54,908 Careful, careful! 677 01:19:10,163 --> 01:19:13,166 It just happened all of a sudden. 678 01:19:13,291 --> 01:19:16,669 It sure did. 679 01:19:25,845 --> 01:19:29,599 You're so special. 680 01:19:30,641 --> 01:19:34,729 Yes, very special. 681 01:19:51,204 --> 01:19:55,583 - Where are you going? - It's late. I have to go home. 682 01:20:33,955 --> 01:20:35,498 Mum? 683 01:20:45,675 --> 01:20:47,134 Mum... 684 01:21:08,698 --> 01:21:14,120 - Mum, what are you doing? - I went to the church. 685 01:21:15,121 --> 01:21:20,835 I talked to Father Andrew. He said I need protection. 686 01:21:23,087 --> 01:21:24,964 What protection? 687 01:21:25,089 --> 01:21:29,969 From the tailed one. This witch of ours. 688 01:21:30,094 --> 01:21:33,723 What are talking about? 689 01:21:34,932 --> 01:21:41,689 She takes people away and brings diseases to the neighbourhood. 690 01:21:42,815 --> 01:21:48,696 I will scare her away. She won't come to visit us. 691 01:21:50,031 --> 01:21:52,783 I'm tired. I need a break. 692 01:21:57,121 --> 01:21:59,957 Let's go and have some dinner. 693 01:22:18,267 --> 01:22:19,685 Mum... 694 01:22:20,686 --> 01:22:22,855 I'm scared, Mum. 695 01:22:24,273 --> 01:22:31,197 Can you hug me? Mummy, can you hug me, please? 696 01:22:31,322 --> 01:22:40,122 Can you cuddle me? I'm so tired. I can't take it anymore. Please. 697 01:22:40,623 --> 01:22:42,083 Mummy. 698 01:22:44,293 --> 01:22:46,629 Can you cuddle me? 699 01:22:47,129 --> 01:22:51,842 Please. My dear Mummy, please. 700 01:22:53,761 --> 01:22:56,138 You're drunk. 701 01:22:56,681 --> 01:22:58,933 Go and sleep it off. 702 01:27:08,974 --> 01:27:13,187 ZOOLOGY 703 01:27:43,259 --> 01:27:47,471 WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY IVAN I. TVERDOVSKI 50124

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