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Power has always been a deadly narcotic,
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and in 1989,
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RadioShack's Tandy 1000 SL
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was my drug of choice.
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With an Intel 8086
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running at eight megahertz
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and a five-and-a-quarter-inch
floppy drive,
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there was nothing
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I couldn't do.
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From adding snazzy graphics
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to my homework...
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So snazzy.
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To easily alphabetizing
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my list of enemies and their crimes.
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So easy.
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Sheldon, time to go.
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We really need to get one of these.
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What on earth do we need a computer for?
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Yeah, we got you and your big head.
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But we can get so much accomplished.
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I could use a spreadsheet program
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to keep track of your expenses.
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I do that in the back of my checkbook.
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Yes, but does your checkbook
go "beep" when you open it?
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I don't think so.
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Plus, the computer
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can organize your recipes.
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But my recipes are organized.
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On index cards.
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Like a cave person.
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Cave Mom. I'm gonna call you that.
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It doesn't matter, Sheldon.
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We can't afford a computer.
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Sure we can. It's only $998,
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and Dave says we can buy
it on easy monthly payments.
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That's true.
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Stay out of this, Dave.
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Come on.
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We got to get home.
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- But...
- Sheldon, I said no.
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I can make you a good deal
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on the floor model,
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Mrs. Cooper.
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Seriously, Dave, you're
getting on my nerves.
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It's not fair.
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You bought Missy a Ring Pop.
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For ten cents.
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- And I'm worth every penny.
- Let's go.
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Sorry, Dave.
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We're living paycheck to paycheck.
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Move!
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
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- Ah, RadioShack.
- Ah, RadioShack.
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Here it is, the Tandy
1000 SL computer system.
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Sheldon was going on and
on about that thing today.
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I've never seen one so easy to use.
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Greetings. Need directions
back to your planet?
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This technology is more
advanced than we thought.
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You know that movie E.T.?
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The kid who finds him,
his name is Elliott,
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which starts with an
"E" and ends with a "T."
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Coincidence?
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I don't think so.
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You're gonna live with
us forever, aren't you?
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So, Sheldon wants a computer?
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Ever since he could talk.
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But now more than ever.
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Well, he should get a job after school.
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Save up and buy one.
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Get a job? He's nine.
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I mowed lawns when I was his age.
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Made pretty good money.
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You want Sheldon to mow lawns?
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He's so pale, five minutes in the sun,
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he'd burst into flames.
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I would pay to see that.
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Shut up, Georgie.
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I hope you told him
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we can't afford it.
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Of course.
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I could buy it for him,
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and then y'all could
pay me back when you can.
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Okay, Connie, now
you're just insulting me.
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Well, that was not my intention,
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but I'm glad to hear it.
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I can pay my own bills
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and take care of my family.
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There are expenses we could cut back on
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so we could afford a computer.
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You mean like the money
you give to church?
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No, I mean like the money you give
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to the Lone Star Beer company.
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Good one, Mom.
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- Shut up.
- Shut up, pumpkin.
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We're not getting a computer.
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We don't need your money.
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Where are you going?
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To get a... glass of milk.
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He's lying. He's getting a beer.
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Shut up, Georgie.
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Mom?
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Why are you still up?
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Madame Curie is on the roof,
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and she's not wearing her hat.
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You're just dreaming, baby.
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But she'll be cold without her hat.
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I'll give her mine. Now you go to sleep.
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Mm, thanks, Mom.
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You're the best.
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Oh, Lord.
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I'm guessing we're not
having our once-a-week.
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Sorry, I only have relations
with gentlemen I like.
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Oh, come on. You know how I feel
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about your mother
meddlin' in our finances.
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She wasn't meddlin',
she was offering to help.
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And that computer is not some silly toy.
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Sheldon could use it for his schoolwork,
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and I could use it to...
organize my recipes.
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You already got 'em organized
on those little cards.
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Yeah, like a cave person.
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Well, it doesn't matter.
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We can't afford it, end of story.
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Not exactly end of story.
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What's that mean?
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I've been setting money aside
the last couple of years,
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and this might be a good use for it.
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Money from what?
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You know, here and there.
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Bookkeeping for the church,
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some seamstress work,
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birthday money from my Aunt Zelda.
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And just how much of this
"here and there" money
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you got saved up?
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Well, seeing as it's my money,
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I don't think that's
any of your business.
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None of my business?
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You see every nickel
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I make, and you got secret money?
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It's not secret. I just told you.
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Where you hiding it?
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Well, now you're headed
into secret territory.
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Oh, okay.
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Just so I'm clear, my money's our money,
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but your money's your money.
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That's right.
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Oh, good to know.
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I'm glad we're not
having our once-a-week
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'cause I am not in the mood.
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Really?
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That's too bad.
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Why? Are you?
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No!
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That was uncalled for.
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I forgot to tell you,
a girl called for you.
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What girl?
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I don't know. A girl.
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Well, what'd she say?
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It's hard to remember.
This was months ago.
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Hey.
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Two cases?
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You've got to be kidding me.
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Don't worry, I didn't use your money.
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I used mine.
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Finish your dinner
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and then pack a bag.
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We are going to Meemaw's.
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Why?
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Because your mom and dad
need a break from each other.
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For how long?
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I don't know. Just pack.
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Will I need earmuffs?
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Sure, if you want.
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Although my almanac does
predict mild temperatures.
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Then don't bring it.
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I'll just bring my almanac.
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You know what, I'll bring both.
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Should I pack my toothbrush
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or use the one I keep at Meemaw's?
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I got this one.
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Nobody cares.
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I don't want to go to Meemaw's house.
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What if that girl calls back?
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Fine, then stay here with your father.
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Sheldon and Missy, we are
out of here in half an hour.
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Not a lot of time to pick a toothbrush.
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Come on in.
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Mom and Dad need a break.
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We don't know how long.
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What's he got in there?
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Everything.
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First and ten in the closing
minutes of the fourth quarter...
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I ain't never getting married.
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- That so?
- Yeah.
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Women are nothing but trouble.
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I'll get it!
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Hello, Georgie speaking.
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Did you run to the
phone? Do you feel stupid?
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Who was it?
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Nobody.
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This little tiff
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between your mom and me will blow over.
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Don't make a big deal of it.
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I'm not. I'm just saying
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I'm better suited to the single life.
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And how do you picture that?
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Okay, well, you know the
buffet at Golden Corral,
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where there's all kinds of choices
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and you can have as much as you want?
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Yeah.
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It'll be like that, only with hot girls.
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Georgie, I'll bet you a thousand dollars
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you're married before you're 25.
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You got a bet.
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I feel like
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I'm stealing your money.
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Georgie married his first wife at 19.
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He never paid my father.
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Well, I got to tell you how happy I am
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that y'all are spending
the night with me.
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Your house smells like cigarettes.
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So happy.
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Sheldon, we've talked about this.
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You don't need to announce
to people how things smell.
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Hmm.
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All right, you two, settle in.
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Are you and Dad gonna get a divorce?
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Of course not.
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Are you sure? Packing up your kids
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in the middle of the night
and moving in with your mom
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has all the earmarks of a divorce.
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We're not getting a divorce.
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Okay, go to sleep.
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Sweet dreams.
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I can't believe Mom and
Dad had a fight over beer.
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I don't think the fight was about beer.
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I think there was more subtext.
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You're probably right.
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Then again, I don't
know what subtext is.
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I don't want to get in your business,
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but since you're getting in my bed,
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- I'm getting in your business.
- Go ahead.
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When you leaving?
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Very funny.
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That wasn't a joke.
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I love you, and I love the kids,
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but I love you better
living across the street.
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Sorry the end of my marriage
is inconveniencing you.
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Oh, don't be so dramatic.
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It's a little spat.
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No, this was a long time coming.
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This goes to the very
core of our relationship.
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I see we're sticking with dramatic.
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The minute he found out
I had money set aside,
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he felt threatened. And you know why?
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'Cause it meant that I can
live independent of him.
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Sleeping in your mommy's bed?
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You know what I mean.
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You gonna buy Sheldon that computer?
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Well, now I have to.
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Got it.
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You do know I still
have an active love life.
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Just go to sleep.
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On this very bed.
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Oh, Mom.
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What's for breakfast?
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I don't know. Grab a bowl of cereal.
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Mom usually makes us eggs and toast
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and the occasional meat.
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Well, Mom isn't here, is she?
270
00:10:47,933 --> 00:10:51,726
Whoa. Somebody woke up on
the wrong side of the bed.
271
00:10:51,728 --> 00:10:54,132
And you had a choice 'cause
you had the whole bed.
272
00:10:54,135 --> 00:10:55,266
Georgie.
273
00:10:55,269 --> 00:10:56,957
Walking on thin ice.
274
00:10:56,960 --> 00:11:00,468
Maybe you should go across
the street and apologize.
275
00:11:00,470 --> 00:11:02,036
I can't do that.
276
00:11:02,038 --> 00:11:03,338
Why not?
277
00:11:03,340 --> 00:11:05,707
'Cause if I do, it sets a bad precedent.
278
00:11:05,709 --> 00:11:07,692
What's Nixon got to do with it?
279
00:11:07,695 --> 00:11:08,727
What?
280
00:11:08,730 --> 00:11:11,546
You said "bad president," like Nixon.
281
00:11:11,548 --> 00:11:13,339
You know, this guy.
282
00:11:17,254 --> 00:11:19,053
You going to apologize?
283
00:11:20,290 --> 00:11:21,644
Dad!
284
00:11:21,791 --> 00:11:23,471
Dad!
285
00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:25,674
If you are, bring back meat!
286
00:11:32,312 --> 00:11:33,645
Hey.
287
00:11:33,647 --> 00:11:35,647
I hope you're happy.
288
00:11:35,649 --> 00:11:38,226
Thank you, Georgie. That's very kind.
289
00:11:38,229 --> 00:11:39,984
Mom and Dad are
fighting because you want
290
00:11:39,986 --> 00:11:41,453
to get a stupid computer.
291
00:11:41,455 --> 00:11:43,515
What are you talking about?
292
00:11:43,518 --> 00:11:44,625
Mom wanted to buy it for you,
293
00:11:44,627 --> 00:11:45,924
Dad said they couldn't afford it,
294
00:11:45,926 --> 00:11:47,233
Meemaw offered to pay for it,
295
00:11:47,236 --> 00:11:49,246
and now I'm eating
pineapple spears for lunch.
296
00:11:49,249 --> 00:11:51,329
I hate making my own lunch.
297
00:11:51,331 --> 00:11:53,164
I'm sorry, Georgie, I didn't know.
298
00:11:53,166 --> 00:11:54,699
Yeah, well, now you do.
299
00:11:54,701 --> 00:11:55,934
What did you get?
300
00:11:55,936 --> 00:11:58,496
A turkey sandwich Mom cut
in the shape of a heart,
301
00:11:58,499 --> 00:12:00,015
a fruit cup, a brownie,
302
00:12:00,018 --> 00:12:03,319
and a note from Meemaw
saying how much she loves me.
303
00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:05,944
I haven't read it yet,
but I bet it's a lot.
304
00:12:05,946 --> 00:12:07,819
I don't even have a can opener.
305
00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:13,585
Oh, Sugar Apple, I love you so much.
306
00:12:13,587 --> 00:12:16,569
Your affection for inanimate
objects frightens me.
307
00:12:16,572 --> 00:12:18,305
I'm glad you're happy, Missy.
308
00:12:18,308 --> 00:12:21,663
I'm even happier that I got a
toy, and Sheldon got nothin'.
309
00:12:21,666 --> 00:12:23,399
Well, now, we're not exactly
310
00:12:23,402 --> 00:12:24,695
done shopping.
311
00:12:24,698 --> 00:12:27,340
Sheldon, you still want that computer?
312
00:12:27,343 --> 00:12:29,309
I thought we couldn't afford it.
313
00:12:29,312 --> 00:12:30,788
Don't you worry about that.
314
00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:32,504
Do you want it or not?
315
00:12:32,506 --> 00:12:34,116
More than anything.
316
00:12:34,119 --> 00:12:36,707
All right, then, let's go get it.
317
00:12:36,710 --> 00:12:40,478
Wait. He gets a computer
and I get a lousy toy?
318
00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:42,146
I thought you liked it.
319
00:12:42,148 --> 00:12:44,482
Not anymore.
320
00:12:48,655 --> 00:12:50,555
Where's the water come out of?
321
00:12:50,557 --> 00:12:53,291
Well, seeing as that's
the dryer, nowhere.
322
00:12:53,293 --> 00:12:54,659
Hmm.
323
00:12:55,624 --> 00:12:57,265
So this one's the washer?
324
00:12:57,268 --> 00:12:58,529
No foolin' you.
325
00:12:58,532 --> 00:13:00,098
What are you doing?
326
00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:02,304
Separating the whites from the colors.
327
00:13:02,307 --> 00:13:03,967
Whoa, that's racist.
328
00:13:03,970 --> 00:13:06,905
How did I get a rocket
scientist for one son
329
00:13:06,907 --> 00:13:09,371
- and a rodeo clown for the other?
- Oh, man.
330
00:13:09,374 --> 00:13:11,876
I'd give anything to be a rodeo clown.
331
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:13,637
They make people happy,
332
00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:15,780
and they see the rodeo for free.
333
00:13:17,117 --> 00:13:18,968
Mmm.
334
00:13:24,090 --> 00:13:27,155
The home computer I had long coveted
335
00:13:27,158 --> 00:13:29,929
was finally in my possession,
336
00:13:29,932 --> 00:13:33,266
but it was also destroying my home.
337
00:13:33,269 --> 00:13:35,699
Thankfully, it came pre-loaded
338
00:13:35,702 --> 00:13:38,436
with a program to help
solve personal problems.
339
00:13:38,438 --> 00:13:41,372
Hello, I am Eliza.
340
00:13:41,374 --> 00:13:44,601
My... parents...
341
00:13:44,604 --> 00:13:48,306
are... fighting...
342
00:13:48,309 --> 00:13:50,910
a lot.
343
00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:53,780
I see. Can you elaborate on that?
344
00:13:53,783 --> 00:13:56,187
My mother...
345
00:13:56,189 --> 00:13:59,601
bought... me...
346
00:13:59,604 --> 00:14:01,741
this...
347
00:14:01,744 --> 00:14:04,015
computer...
348
00:14:05,398 --> 00:14:06,788
but...
349
00:14:06,791 --> 00:14:11,935
my dad... says... we can't...
350
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:14,839
afford it.
351
00:14:14,841 --> 00:14:18,109
Do you have issues with your mother?
352
00:14:18,111 --> 00:14:20,778
Mmm... No.
353
00:14:20,780 --> 00:14:24,115
She... makes me...
354
00:14:24,117 --> 00:14:26,460
spaghetti...
355
00:14:26,463 --> 00:14:29,132
with hot dogs...
356
00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:31,455
cut up in it.
357
00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:34,225
Can you elaborate on that?
358
00:14:35,695 --> 00:14:37,515
Are you...
359
00:14:37,518 --> 00:14:39,866
going to help me or not?
360
00:14:42,736 --> 00:14:45,937
Hello, I am Eliza.
361
00:14:45,939 --> 00:14:48,554
The future might be overrated.
362
00:14:51,177 --> 00:14:52,744
Okay, water's definitely on.
363
00:14:52,746 --> 00:14:53,711
Try it now.
364
00:14:53,713 --> 00:14:55,319
We want delicate or regular?
365
00:14:55,322 --> 00:14:57,949
It doesn't matter, just turn it on.
366
00:14:57,951 --> 00:15:00,663
Let's go with delicate to be safe.
367
00:15:01,835 --> 00:15:03,888
Nothin'.
368
00:15:03,890 --> 00:15:05,089
Damn it.
369
00:15:05,091 --> 00:15:06,958
Wait, I know what to do.
370
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:07,992
What?
371
00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:10,294
Go across the street
and apologize to Mom.
372
00:15:10,296 --> 00:15:12,733
I got nothin' to apologize for.
373
00:15:12,736 --> 00:15:14,991
You don't have to mean it. I never do.
374
00:15:14,994 --> 00:15:16,434
Georgie, just mind your business.
375
00:15:16,436 --> 00:15:17,804
Okay, sorry.
376
00:15:17,807 --> 00:15:19,480
In case you were wondering,
377
00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:20,738
I didn't mean that.
378
00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:22,774
See how easy it is?
379
00:15:24,411 --> 00:15:27,145
These home computers are amazing.
380
00:15:27,147 --> 00:15:29,080
I could start a real
bookkeeping business
381
00:15:29,082 --> 00:15:30,214
with that thing.
382
00:15:30,216 --> 00:15:32,216
And that would go a
long way to giving you
383
00:15:32,218 --> 00:15:34,152
the financial independence
you're looking for.
384
00:15:34,154 --> 00:15:36,320
Darn tootin'.
385
00:15:36,322 --> 00:15:39,290
Just for your information,
386
00:15:39,292 --> 00:15:41,659
Sheldon is using the computer right now
387
00:15:41,661 --> 00:15:43,494
to try and fix your marriage.
388
00:15:43,496 --> 00:15:45,129
Really?
389
00:15:45,131 --> 00:15:46,564
What did it say?
390
00:15:46,566 --> 00:15:48,599
It said...
391
00:15:48,601 --> 00:15:51,002
"Get out of your mother's house."
392
00:15:51,004 --> 00:15:52,437
- Mom.
- I'm serious.
393
00:15:52,439 --> 00:15:53,671
I want a cigarette, and I'm tired
394
00:15:53,673 --> 00:15:55,139
of hiding behind the garage.
395
00:15:55,141 --> 00:15:56,974
You think I should apologize to George?
396
00:15:56,976 --> 00:15:59,644
Well, of course not. That
would set a terrible precedent.
397
00:15:59,646 --> 00:16:01,112
I think you should go back over there
398
00:16:01,114 --> 00:16:02,613
to pick up some clothes for the kids
399
00:16:02,615 --> 00:16:03,952
and be all cold and distant,
400
00:16:03,955 --> 00:16:05,883
so he has to apologize to you.
401
00:16:05,885 --> 00:16:08,086
Oh, that's not bad.
402
00:16:08,088 --> 00:16:09,320
Do it.
403
00:16:09,322 --> 00:16:11,077
I will.
404
00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:12,707
Why you drinking tea?
405
00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:15,030
Get out.
406
00:16:37,884 --> 00:16:39,150
Oh, hello.
407
00:16:39,152 --> 00:16:41,741
Hey.
408
00:16:41,744 --> 00:16:43,154
Were you coming back, or...?
409
00:16:43,156 --> 00:16:45,507
Just to get some clothes for the kids.
410
00:16:46,892 --> 00:16:48,554
Oh.
411
00:16:50,457 --> 00:16:52,491
Were you coming to talk to me?
412
00:16:52,494 --> 00:16:56,262
Well... yeah.
413
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,232
I, um...
414
00:17:01,796 --> 00:17:04,008
wanted to apologize.
415
00:17:05,578 --> 00:17:07,812
Really?
416
00:17:11,593 --> 00:17:13,451
Want to go for a walk?
417
00:17:13,453 --> 00:17:14,752
Talk a little?
418
00:17:14,754 --> 00:17:17,444
Sure.
419
00:17:23,396 --> 00:17:26,436
Hey, kids, come here.
420
00:17:26,439 --> 00:17:27,983
Look at that.
421
00:17:29,827 --> 00:17:33,204
It looks like your mom and
dad are gonna be all right.
422
00:17:33,206 --> 00:17:35,421
Does this mean we're going home?
423
00:17:35,424 --> 00:17:37,457
It appears so.
424
00:17:37,460 --> 00:17:40,218
I didn't even get to
wear my earmuffs yet.
425
00:17:43,516 --> 00:17:46,984
And this program will allow us
to track our family finances,
426
00:17:46,986 --> 00:17:50,087
create a budget, and
prepare tax documents.
427
00:17:50,089 --> 00:17:51,309
- That's impressive.
- Mmm.
428
00:17:51,312 --> 00:17:52,857
Would you like to know how much money
429
00:17:52,859 --> 00:17:54,621
you spend on beer annually?
430
00:17:54,624 --> 00:17:56,085
- No.
- I would.
431
00:17:57,999 --> 00:18:00,531
$936.
432
00:18:00,533 --> 00:18:01,933
George.
433
00:18:02,858 --> 00:18:04,669
If you switched to Hawaiian Punch,
434
00:18:04,671 --> 00:18:06,704
we could live in a bigger house.
435
00:18:06,706 --> 00:18:09,460
Hello, I am Eliza.
436
00:18:10,854 --> 00:18:13,382
Eliza...
437
00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:18,516
Are... you...
438
00:18:18,518 --> 00:18:21,752
hot?
439
00:18:21,754 --> 00:18:23,888
In your fantasies, am I hot?
440
00:18:23,890 --> 00:18:27,077
Oh... yes.
441
00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:29,574
You realize you're not
talking to a real person.
442
00:18:29,577 --> 00:18:31,863
Hey, get out of here.
I'm about to score.
443
00:18:34,701 --> 00:18:36,672
Missy! Turn off the computer.
444
00:18:36,675 --> 00:18:37,941
Time to go to bed.
445
00:18:37,944 --> 00:18:41,005
I got to finish my homework!
446
00:18:41,007 --> 00:18:43,107
Big money, big money.
447
00:18:44,744 --> 00:18:46,911
Yes!
448
00:18:55,721 --> 00:18:57,622
Hello?
449
00:18:59,425 --> 00:19:00,658
Hello?
450
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,951
Oh.
451
00:19:14,953 --> 00:19:17,300
- What?
- Nothin'.
452
00:19:23,948 --> 00:19:26,148
Button you pull, that's stupid.
453
00:19:27,050 --> 00:19:31,796
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