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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:06,506 --> 00:01:09,999 When you go to the haunted house at Camden Park, 2 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:18,463 you don't know what will happen. 3 00:01:21,022 --> 00:01:22,917 Camden Park! 4 00:01:30,784 --> 00:01:32,818 National Retail Federation does a poll 5 00:01:32,819 --> 00:01:35,254 and they say 21% of the people, 6 00:01:35,255 --> 00:01:36,901 that's 30 million people a year, 7 00:01:36,926 --> 00:01:39,091 are gonna go to haunted houses. 8 00:01:39,092 --> 00:01:41,427 For a actor in a haunted house 9 00:01:41,428 --> 00:01:43,905 there is no bigger rush than getting a great scare. 10 00:01:43,930 --> 00:01:45,499 And it could be the biggest, baddest 11 00:01:45,525 --> 00:01:46,900 guy in class that comes through 12 00:01:46,901 --> 00:01:48,078 that you give that to. 13 00:01:48,103 --> 00:01:50,791 One year, I think they had like, close to 1,200 scare-outs, 14 00:01:50,816 --> 00:01:53,073 where people walk in the door and halfway through they said, 15 00:01:53,098 --> 00:01:56,099 "I can't do this anymore, I'm out, I want out." 16 00:02:00,848 --> 00:02:02,350 Oh...! 17 00:02:02,351 --> 00:02:04,118 - I love Halloween. - Really? 18 00:02:04,119 --> 00:02:07,555 If I can get you to scream, then I feel great. 19 00:02:07,580 --> 00:02:09,936 Yeah, I've heard rumors of people doing things like that. 20 00:02:09,937 --> 00:02:10,693 Yeah. 21 00:02:10,718 --> 00:02:12,927 Supposedly hiring, you know, actual... 22 00:02:12,952 --> 00:02:14,502 You know, murderers or something 23 00:02:14,517 --> 00:02:16,063 to work in their haunts. 24 00:02:16,064 --> 00:02:18,199 Things like that, it's all talk sometimes. 25 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:19,619 There really is. I'll show you. 26 00:02:19,645 --> 00:02:20,535 Inside the house, 27 00:02:20,536 --> 00:02:22,236 there's real human remains 28 00:02:22,237 --> 00:02:23,416 inside the haunted house. 29 00:02:23,439 --> 00:02:25,123 Some of the actors that we have are, 30 00:02:25,148 --> 00:02:27,264 they're pretty far out there. 31 00:02:27,957 --> 00:02:29,554 Would it surprise me if something happened? 32 00:02:29,579 --> 00:02:31,046 No. 33 00:02:40,023 --> 00:02:42,758 A Missouri house of horror became a reality. 34 00:02:42,759 --> 00:02:44,993 Police report that a 17-year-old employee 35 00:02:45,018 --> 00:02:48,483 trying to scare visitors got caught with a noose aruond her neck. 36 00:02:48,508 --> 00:02:49,808 The owner said customers 37 00:02:49,833 --> 00:02:52,535 walked by her thinking it was part of the show. 38 00:02:52,536 --> 00:02:54,637 I do not want you all filming in here. 39 00:02:54,638 --> 00:02:57,874 Tonight, a 28-year-old registered sex-offender 40 00:02:57,875 --> 00:03:00,118 was arrested at his work place, 41 00:03:00,143 --> 00:03:02,213 a Halloween haunted house. 42 00:03:02,214 --> 00:03:05,349 There was a scare actor that was employed, 43 00:03:05,350 --> 00:03:07,617 slashed his whole damn family... 44 00:03:07,618 --> 00:03:11,194 Father and mother and sister, in real life. 45 00:03:35,248 --> 00:03:37,105 Get her in the trunk. 46 00:04:38,694 --> 00:04:40,616 This place is great. 47 00:04:46,989 --> 00:04:48,873 - Dude! - What's up, man? 48 00:04:48,898 --> 00:04:50,500 Good to see you. 49 00:04:50,693 --> 00:04:51,893 Hi! 50 00:04:51,894 --> 00:04:52,994 What's up, brother? 51 00:04:52,995 --> 00:04:54,596 How you all been? 52 00:04:55,325 --> 00:04:56,388 Bobby? 53 00:04:56,413 --> 00:04:57,851 - Yes. - Mike, You've already taken over? 54 00:04:57,876 --> 00:04:59,024 How do you feel that I... 55 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:00,146 How do you drop 5 minutes in the trip? 56 00:05:00,171 --> 00:05:02,085 How do you feel about me being 57 00:05:02,110 --> 00:05:03,457 the better looking brother? 58 00:05:03,482 --> 00:05:04,821 - Zack? - Yo. 59 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:05,582 What's up? 60 00:05:05,608 --> 00:05:06,809 If he's with us on this trip I will kill myself. 61 00:05:06,810 --> 00:05:08,677 Tell me about yourself and what are we doing? 62 00:05:08,678 --> 00:05:10,145 Zack, I'm talking to you. 63 00:05:10,146 --> 00:05:12,365 I think she's transfixed by Jeff. 64 00:05:12,464 --> 00:05:14,426 You want my name? My name is Zack. 65 00:05:14,451 --> 00:05:16,218 You've known me for 20 years, Mikey. 66 00:05:16,219 --> 00:05:18,354 We've rented an RV. We're going across... 67 00:05:18,355 --> 00:05:20,123 Well, the point is I want to find the most 68 00:05:20,124 --> 00:05:21,825 extreme haunted house in the world. 69 00:05:21,826 --> 00:05:22,993 Lady's gonna teach him how to line dance. 70 00:05:22,994 --> 00:05:24,327 - Congratu-fucking-lations. - Hey, hey, hey. 71 00:05:24,328 --> 00:05:26,133 Tell me about you, Brandy. 72 00:05:26,158 --> 00:05:27,163 Uh... 73 00:05:27,164 --> 00:05:29,232 My name is Brandy Catherine Shaefer. 74 00:05:29,233 --> 00:05:31,201 Jeffery Bernard Larson. 75 00:05:31,202 --> 00:05:33,036 Jeffery Bernard Larson. Remember that. 76 00:05:33,037 --> 00:05:34,404 All right, Bobby. 77 00:05:34,405 --> 00:05:35,606 You're my big brother. 78 00:05:35,607 --> 00:05:37,274 I'm the one who went to film school, 79 00:05:37,299 --> 00:05:38,885 so I deserve to carry this camera for a bit. 80 00:05:38,910 --> 00:05:41,012 You didn't graduate. 81 00:05:41,013 --> 00:05:42,089 Did you? 82 00:05:42,114 --> 00:05:43,667 This is where I wanna go. 83 00:05:43,996 --> 00:05:45,853 Yeah, but this is just a clip of a girl being fucking strapped. 84 00:05:45,878 --> 00:05:47,350 Did you watch the video? 85 00:05:47,351 --> 00:05:48,685 No. 86 00:05:48,686 --> 00:05:50,388 You're not gonna like it. 87 00:05:50,389 --> 00:05:52,016 I'm pretty sure it's not that scary 88 00:05:52,041 --> 00:05:53,791 if it's on the World Wide Web. 89 00:05:53,792 --> 00:05:55,059 Mike, so you're down now? 90 00:05:55,060 --> 00:05:57,561 Yeah, I'm in, man, like they said there... 91 00:05:57,562 --> 00:06:00,398 I've heard people talk about the ones that in New York, 92 00:06:00,399 --> 00:06:03,734 they zip tie you to a chair... Stop it. 93 00:06:03,735 --> 00:06:05,787 Bags over the head, that kind of thing. 94 00:06:05,813 --> 00:06:07,172 That's a different story. 95 00:06:07,173 --> 00:06:08,701 It's just like the movies, it's like... 96 00:06:08,727 --> 00:06:10,106 It's the same thing. It's changed. 97 00:06:10,131 --> 00:06:11,877 Jaycees haunted house is in the '60s. 98 00:06:11,878 --> 00:06:14,746 You walk around and guys jumped out and said, "Boo." 99 00:06:14,747 --> 00:06:16,314 That doesn't cut it anymore. 100 00:06:16,315 --> 00:06:18,083 When you were little, going through haunted houses 101 00:06:18,084 --> 00:06:20,052 you didn't know if it was real or not, right? 102 00:06:20,053 --> 00:06:23,189 That element, what that feels like, I wanna find it again. 103 00:06:23,190 --> 00:06:25,373 Be on time to the RV. 104 00:06:25,398 --> 00:06:26,806 Everyone's looking at Mikey. 105 00:06:26,831 --> 00:06:28,680 I was staring in this direction. 106 00:06:28,705 --> 00:06:29,896 Be on time. 107 00:06:29,897 --> 00:06:31,464 All right. Cheers! 108 00:06:31,465 --> 00:06:32,732 Happy Halloween! 109 00:06:32,733 --> 00:06:34,894 First night to the haunted house. 110 00:06:45,474 --> 00:06:47,202 - Put me down. - What are you guys up to? 111 00:06:47,227 --> 00:06:50,734 We're going to as many houses as we can all across America. 112 00:06:56,217 --> 00:06:57,658 Where the hell did you get that? 113 00:06:57,659 --> 00:06:59,902 Motherfucker! 114 00:07:02,730 --> 00:07:05,232 Is there anything that's even scared you? 115 00:07:05,233 --> 00:07:08,703 I remember a haunt I went to probably 3, 4 years ago. 116 00:07:08,704 --> 00:07:10,156 There was a guy on the floor, 117 00:07:10,181 --> 00:07:12,006 he was munching his teeth at me. 118 00:07:12,008 --> 00:07:14,576 And I looked at him and he had entrails behind him. 119 00:07:14,577 --> 00:07:16,578 So he was a paraplegic they hired. 120 00:07:16,579 --> 00:07:17,761 He was real fast on his hands 121 00:07:17,787 --> 00:07:19,147 and I thought that was the most 122 00:07:19,148 --> 00:07:21,192 scariest thing I've ever seen. 123 00:07:21,217 --> 00:07:22,818 So how do you find people? 124 00:07:22,819 --> 00:07:24,687 A lot of people are word of mouth 125 00:07:24,688 --> 00:07:26,721 and a lot of people have worked for us for many years, 126 00:07:26,722 --> 00:07:27,889 and they bring their friends 127 00:07:27,890 --> 00:07:29,858 and then we also put ads in the Greensheet 128 00:07:29,859 --> 00:07:31,926 and the local newspapers. 129 00:07:31,927 --> 00:07:33,595 And we try to recruit that way too. 130 00:07:33,596 --> 00:07:35,864 Do you do like a background check on people? Just in case... 131 00:07:35,865 --> 00:07:39,034 You know currently we do not do a background check. 132 00:07:39,035 --> 00:07:41,676 But we're looking into doing that in future. 133 00:07:43,862 --> 00:07:52,055 DAYS TILL HALLOWEEN: 5 134 00:08:23,215 --> 00:08:24,982 Fuck, bro! Come on man. 135 00:08:24,983 --> 00:08:26,150 What the fuck are you doing here? 136 00:08:26,151 --> 00:08:28,319 - Why didn't you just call me? - What are you doing here? 137 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:30,421 I went out last night. Had a good time. 138 00:08:30,422 --> 00:08:31,780 Then I came here on time. 139 00:08:31,805 --> 00:08:33,437 You've never been on time for a fucking thing in your life. 140 00:08:33,462 --> 00:08:35,805 Now I'm on time 'cause I was here hours before. 141 00:08:35,830 --> 00:08:37,295 Just be quiet. 142 00:08:37,296 --> 00:08:38,730 Why do I need to be quiet? 143 00:08:38,731 --> 00:08:41,473 I need you serious, from here on out. 144 00:08:41,921 --> 00:08:45,113 Gonna be serious from... In about a minute from now. 145 00:08:45,138 --> 00:08:46,438 Why in a minute? 146 00:08:46,439 --> 00:08:47,328 Say hi, Zarina. 147 00:08:47,353 --> 00:08:48,470 - Hi. - Zarina. 148 00:08:48,495 --> 00:08:50,073 Hi. 149 00:08:50,918 --> 00:08:52,552 High-five? 150 00:08:55,916 --> 00:08:57,719 Why is it upside down now? 151 00:08:57,744 --> 00:08:58,994 Flip it. 152 00:08:59,019 --> 00:09:00,653 We gotta get some fucking food, man. 153 00:09:00,654 --> 00:09:02,575 I want coffee. 154 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:04,931 - Morning. - Ladies. 155 00:09:05,536 --> 00:09:06,969 What's up, son? 156 00:09:06,994 --> 00:09:08,695 - Hi! - Haunted houses. 157 00:09:08,696 --> 00:09:09,845 How are you already here? 158 00:09:09,870 --> 00:09:11,931 You told the bartender, the cab driver, 159 00:09:11,932 --> 00:09:13,566 the guy behind the hotel... 160 00:09:13,567 --> 00:09:15,068 We're all going on a road trip. Who cares? 161 00:09:15,069 --> 00:09:16,636 Yeah. Road trip. 162 00:09:16,637 --> 00:09:18,783 And then, dude, and then you got a fucking pumpkin 163 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:20,602 and tried to stick your dick in it. 164 00:09:20,627 --> 00:09:22,403 Yeah. You did a little American Pie, 165 00:09:22,428 --> 00:09:23,499 Halloween's style. 166 00:09:23,524 --> 00:09:24,772 Zack, I want to be there to help you out 167 00:09:24,797 --> 00:09:26,847 on this situation but you did. 168 00:09:26,848 --> 00:09:29,783 - I'm sorry, I have rolling... - Zack's version... 169 00:09:29,784 --> 00:09:31,652 But I doubt that I did that. 170 00:09:31,653 --> 00:09:32,920 Yo pumpkin pie. 171 00:09:32,921 --> 00:09:34,204 How're you feeling today? 172 00:09:34,229 --> 00:09:37,190 Like angels and sunbeams and unicorns. 173 00:09:37,215 --> 00:09:38,684 You look it. 174 00:09:38,709 --> 00:09:40,395 Just check it out. I got part of the fridge 175 00:09:40,396 --> 00:09:41,799 that's just gonna be Jeff's healthy stuff. 176 00:09:41,824 --> 00:09:43,957 - All right, so you guys know. - You're an idiot. 177 00:09:43,982 --> 00:09:45,602 I will eat of your healthy stuff for the 178 00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:47,469 whole trip in one night after drinking. 179 00:09:47,470 --> 00:09:49,270 Why do you need seven cameras? 180 00:09:49,271 --> 00:09:51,025 Why? 'Cause I wanna document it all. 181 00:09:51,050 --> 00:09:52,742 You ready to go? All right, let's go to it. 182 00:09:52,767 --> 00:09:54,410 All right team on three. Boom! 183 00:09:54,411 --> 00:09:56,051 - Jeff, Jeff. - What? 184 00:09:56,076 --> 00:09:57,493 You're never ever gonna get laid 185 00:09:57,496 --> 00:09:59,296 if you do things like that. 186 00:10:01,217 --> 00:10:02,246 You excited? 187 00:10:02,271 --> 00:10:04,107 I'm excited. These are always... 188 00:10:04,132 --> 00:10:06,588 I never know what I'm getting myself into 189 00:10:07,517 --> 00:10:08,609 when we start off, 190 00:10:08,634 --> 00:10:10,826 but I always have a good time by the end of it. 191 00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:12,695 So I'm definitely excited. 192 00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:14,296 Zack said you were a little nervous. 193 00:10:14,297 --> 00:10:16,999 I know I tend to be jumpy 194 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,869 as a person, so... 195 00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:21,904 Couple that with the fact that I haven't 196 00:10:21,905 --> 00:10:24,942 been to a haunted house in probably... 197 00:10:24,967 --> 00:10:26,160 I don't even know how many years, 198 00:10:26,185 --> 00:10:28,178 since I was 8 or 9. 199 00:10:28,179 --> 00:10:30,947 I kinda don't really know how I'm gonna react 200 00:10:30,972 --> 00:10:33,102 or what it's gonna be like or... 201 00:10:33,127 --> 00:10:35,128 I think haunts have come a long way. 202 00:10:35,153 --> 00:10:36,987 Since you were 8 or 9 years old. 203 00:10:36,988 --> 00:10:39,194 See, as long as you give me 204 00:10:39,219 --> 00:10:41,413 that in the houses, we're good. 205 00:10:42,706 --> 00:10:44,150 Why don't you tell us more about 206 00:10:44,175 --> 00:10:47,198 your little kid experience going through a haunted house. 207 00:10:47,199 --> 00:10:51,045 Um... Well, I assaulted a scare actor, 208 00:10:51,070 --> 00:10:53,070 when I was a child. 209 00:10:53,071 --> 00:10:55,607 Guy jumps down from a tree 210 00:10:55,608 --> 00:10:57,675 and I'm so petrified, I don't... 211 00:10:57,676 --> 00:11:00,211 My bodily reaction is just to punch him in the gut. 212 00:11:00,212 --> 00:11:01,447 When the lights are going like 213 00:11:01,473 --> 00:11:02,847 this and you're so disoriented, 214 00:11:02,848 --> 00:11:04,882 the guy actually it seemed like he jumped 215 00:11:04,883 --> 00:11:07,752 straight back up into the tree almost like he had like a... 216 00:11:07,753 --> 00:11:09,808 Seven foot vertical. 217 00:11:09,833 --> 00:11:12,791 And probably 'cause I was like 3'7" at the time. 218 00:11:12,792 --> 00:11:16,562 I'm assuming they've come a long way since we were kids. 219 00:11:16,587 --> 00:11:17,806 Well, I mean, I should hope so. 220 00:11:17,831 --> 00:11:19,999 'Cause I like the only haunts I've ever been to 221 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,301 are the ones at theme parks or something like that, 222 00:11:22,302 --> 00:11:24,470 where the scariest thing is somebody running up to you 223 00:11:24,471 --> 00:11:27,307 while you're waiting in line for a hotdog or something. 224 00:11:27,308 --> 00:11:30,061 I promise you they're not gonna be like that. 225 00:11:30,086 --> 00:11:31,515 - All right. - We're gonna be out in the country, 226 00:11:31,540 --> 00:11:33,113 there's gonna be no rules, 227 00:11:33,114 --> 00:11:35,715 - no regulations. - Mmm-hmm. 228 00:11:35,716 --> 00:11:37,903 I don't know how this sounds like a good thing. 229 00:11:37,928 --> 00:11:40,120 This is always what you wish. 230 00:11:40,121 --> 00:11:41,656 There's gonna be no rules, no regulations. 231 00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:43,124 You don't even know where we're going. 232 00:11:43,125 --> 00:11:44,456 I'm feeling kinda bad for all 233 00:11:44,482 --> 00:11:45,925 these bugs on the windshield. 234 00:11:45,926 --> 00:11:47,427 You're a pacifist for bugs? 235 00:11:47,428 --> 00:11:49,062 I felt bad 'cause there were 236 00:11:49,063 --> 00:11:50,334 a few butterflies that hit the windshield too. 237 00:11:50,359 --> 00:11:51,594 I'd like to know where we're... 238 00:11:51,619 --> 00:11:53,900 Settle down. I've got something planned for everyone. 239 00:11:53,901 --> 00:11:55,402 You have it all planned out. 240 00:11:55,403 --> 00:11:56,871 You know exactly where we're going? 241 00:11:56,872 --> 00:11:58,633 I know exactly where we're going. 242 00:11:58,658 --> 00:12:02,694 Let's get directions. No way he's guiding this fucking ship. 243 00:12:02,719 --> 00:12:04,052 It's not organic. 244 00:12:04,079 --> 00:12:06,280 I'm still making pancakes so... 245 00:12:06,281 --> 00:12:08,666 This thing is sweet, I don't know why. 246 00:12:10,118 --> 00:12:11,150 Paddle. 247 00:12:11,175 --> 00:12:13,889 Hey, man, do you know how to get to the haunt house? 248 00:12:13,890 --> 00:12:15,223 Are you all sure you wanna go there? 249 00:12:15,224 --> 00:12:16,407 Mikey, stop screwing around. 250 00:12:16,432 --> 00:12:17,828 - Yeah. We can't find the exit. - We're just lost. 251 00:12:17,853 --> 00:12:20,983 Yeah? All right. You go down the road right here about 5 miles. 252 00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:22,801 It'll be in the forest on the left hand side. 253 00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:23,970 - Mike, let's go. - Awesome, I want this. 254 00:12:23,995 --> 00:12:25,883 - Thank you so much. - You're not buying that. Let's go. 255 00:12:25,908 --> 00:12:27,824 - Hey, guys, we got... - Thank you. 256 00:12:28,739 --> 00:12:30,339 - You know where it is? - Yeah. 257 00:12:30,340 --> 00:12:31,474 It's 5 miles up the road. 258 00:12:31,475 --> 00:12:33,776 Getting antsy over there, Jeff? 259 00:12:33,777 --> 00:12:35,214 No, I'm just, you know, 260 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:36,511 jumping to my own beat. You know? 261 00:12:36,512 --> 00:12:38,547 Just jump... Jumpin' to my beat. 262 00:12:38,548 --> 00:12:40,549 - You know, I hope everyone... - Jumping to his own beat. 263 00:12:40,550 --> 00:12:42,965 I might just rap for you later. 264 00:12:43,507 --> 00:12:45,898 One celebratory shot on the road. 265 00:12:45,923 --> 00:12:47,123 That's what last night was. 266 00:12:47,124 --> 00:12:48,825 Yeah, but now we're like 267 00:12:48,826 --> 00:12:50,426 "on the road", on the road. 268 00:12:50,427 --> 00:12:52,747 I'll drink if Jeff does. 269 00:12:53,695 --> 00:12:55,340 Air shots? 270 00:12:55,365 --> 00:12:57,953 Dude you look like you're jerking off an elephant. 271 00:13:01,528 --> 00:13:04,077 Jeff, I heard that you have a poem. 272 00:13:04,102 --> 00:13:06,810 - The... Oh, the poem. - I don't know if he can read it. 273 00:13:06,811 --> 00:13:09,513 - I can't read it while I'm... - I can read the poem. 274 00:13:09,514 --> 00:13:11,340 I wanna read it. I haven't read it. 275 00:13:11,365 --> 00:13:13,351 - "I am poem." - I gotta listen to this. 276 00:13:13,352 --> 00:13:16,570 "I am Job." 277 00:13:17,423 --> 00:13:20,492 You hear that, the first line. 278 00:13:20,493 --> 00:13:24,039 "I'm a swell guy who eats strawberries. 279 00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:27,942 "I wonder if demons even inhabited the earth. 280 00:13:27,967 --> 00:13:31,412 "I hear angels crying in my 281 00:13:31,437 --> 00:13:33,905 - "brain?" - "In my barn." 282 00:13:33,906 --> 00:13:35,748 - "Barn." - In my what? 283 00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,585 "I touched the roughness... 284 00:13:37,610 --> 00:13:40,496 "The roughness of Bigfoot's arm." 285 00:13:43,902 --> 00:13:46,389 No transition, nothing. 286 00:13:46,414 --> 00:13:48,487 Mikey, it's called art. 287 00:13:51,207 --> 00:13:52,707 I'm so excited. 288 00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:54,652 This is the first night. 289 00:13:58,398 --> 00:14:01,722 These haunt owners have forums, chat rooms. 290 00:14:01,747 --> 00:14:03,042 They put up these pictures. 291 00:14:03,067 --> 00:14:06,113 Dude, there's some crazy shit that goes on there. 292 00:14:06,138 --> 00:14:07,499 You're in, you could park up there. 293 00:14:07,524 --> 00:14:09,109 Are you the sheriff of the town? 294 00:14:09,110 --> 00:14:10,210 - Am I? - Yeah. 295 00:14:10,211 --> 00:14:12,445 - No, I'm just security. - Oh, okay, okay. 296 00:14:12,446 --> 00:14:14,362 I wish I was sheriff. 297 00:14:14,642 --> 00:14:16,176 Awesome. 298 00:14:16,601 --> 00:14:18,547 Hello! 299 00:14:18,572 --> 00:14:20,129 - Cool. - Haunt house. 300 00:14:20,154 --> 00:14:21,952 Let's do it. 301 00:14:22,331 --> 00:14:25,544 - Let's get scared. - Let's get scared. 302 00:14:48,836 --> 00:14:50,927 You didn't just do that. 303 00:15:02,904 --> 00:15:06,244 I will finally make you get in a coffin, look. 304 00:15:11,108 --> 00:15:15,315 Let me the fuck out of here! Ahhh! 305 00:15:21,385 --> 00:15:23,476 You're such a dick. 306 00:15:23,501 --> 00:15:26,053 You know I'm claustrophobic. 307 00:15:26,078 --> 00:15:28,315 We can go in now? 308 00:15:29,770 --> 00:15:31,732 You coming? 309 00:15:32,230 --> 00:15:35,781 Shit! Didn't even get in the door yet. 310 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,180 Got you. 311 00:15:56,857 --> 00:16:00,697 Mikey? I can't see shit. 312 00:16:03,582 --> 00:16:05,006 Why don't you pick me up? 313 00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:06,920 Pick me up, damn it. 314 00:16:47,042 --> 00:16:48,678 Bobby? 315 00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:53,697 What the fuck? 316 00:17:01,805 --> 00:17:04,506 Where the hell are we? 317 00:17:05,996 --> 00:17:08,883 Even the music is creepy. 318 00:17:11,060 --> 00:17:13,295 So weird. 319 00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:18,622 What the fuck? 320 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:24,756 Come play with me. 321 00:17:24,781 --> 00:17:26,564 Follow her. 322 00:17:29,152 --> 00:17:31,321 - Get the fuck down! - Fuck! 323 00:17:33,132 --> 00:17:37,125 Do you want to be a pretty doll like me? 324 00:17:38,629 --> 00:17:40,748 Oh, shit! What was that? 325 00:17:40,773 --> 00:17:42,932 Bobby, don't go over there. 326 00:17:42,933 --> 00:17:45,368 - Ashes! - What is going on? 327 00:17:45,369 --> 00:17:47,303 Ashes! 328 00:17:47,304 --> 00:17:51,806 We all fall down! 329 00:17:56,095 --> 00:17:57,748 Let's get the fuck out of here! 330 00:17:57,773 --> 00:18:00,817 Come back here. I'm not done with you yet. 331 00:18:01,138 --> 00:18:02,726 They just love to run you out 332 00:18:02,751 --> 00:18:05,356 of those places with chainsaws. 333 00:18:05,603 --> 00:18:07,200 Bob, did you like it? 334 00:18:07,225 --> 00:18:08,986 I don't give a shit about this place. I wanna talk to these people. 335 00:18:09,011 --> 00:18:10,184 - What's going on? - Hey. 336 00:18:10,209 --> 00:18:11,530 - How are you? - Pretty good. 337 00:18:11,555 --> 00:18:14,157 Uh, do you care if we ask you some questions? 338 00:18:14,182 --> 00:18:15,275 Sure. 339 00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:17,003 So my friend here thinks that, uh, 340 00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:18,616 shady shit goes on in these places. 341 00:18:18,641 --> 00:18:19,871 What do you think? 342 00:18:19,872 --> 00:18:22,445 I can probably say I agree with that. 343 00:18:22,470 --> 00:18:24,643 I would think it just be fun to work here. 344 00:18:24,644 --> 00:18:27,318 It is fun. It's interesting. 345 00:18:27,963 --> 00:18:29,953 It's definitely different. 346 00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:31,512 How so? 347 00:18:35,763 --> 00:18:38,091 Bob, Bob, Bob, let's go on the roof. 348 00:18:38,092 --> 00:18:39,691 There's a ladder right over there. 349 00:18:39,692 --> 00:18:40,792 You will never be able to get on the roof. 350 00:18:40,793 --> 00:18:42,360 We can film over like that. 351 00:18:42,754 --> 00:18:45,501 Hey, Mike. There's a ladder at the back. 352 00:18:46,308 --> 00:18:47,843 Okay. 353 00:18:47,868 --> 00:18:50,308 Mikey, when you get up there, do the fucking almost famous thing. 354 00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:51,847 - What is that? 355 00:18:53,770 --> 00:18:56,447 Stop being so fucking paranoid. 356 00:18:56,472 --> 00:18:57,994 Oh, shit! 357 00:18:59,607 --> 00:19:02,864 There's a shit ton of people down there, man. 358 00:19:06,775 --> 00:19:09,658 Happy Halloween, guys! Yay! 359 00:19:09,683 --> 00:19:11,685 - Whoo! - Whoo! 360 00:19:14,079 --> 00:19:16,187 They're not fucking happy, Mike. 361 00:19:16,212 --> 00:19:18,462 Go. Get out of here. Go, go. 362 00:19:22,338 --> 00:19:23,671 - Mikey? - What? 363 00:19:23,672 --> 00:19:25,173 Be quiet... 364 00:19:26,369 --> 00:19:27,580 Mikey, let's go. Now! 365 00:19:27,605 --> 00:19:29,376 - Take your hoodie off, son. - What? 366 00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:31,529 Take your hoodie off. 367 00:19:31,554 --> 00:19:33,466 Where ya going, boy? 368 00:19:36,585 --> 00:19:38,586 Well it's the first night and you've 369 00:19:38,587 --> 00:19:40,522 already pissed off all the haunt workers. 370 00:19:40,523 --> 00:19:43,158 - So, good one, guys. - What's the scariest part? 371 00:19:43,159 --> 00:19:46,294 I mean creepy guy one, creepy girl two... 372 00:19:46,295 --> 00:19:48,844 I like the bush, like the... 373 00:19:48,869 --> 00:19:50,199 There was this weird part, 374 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,825 where we had to wait because people would be... 375 00:19:51,850 --> 00:19:53,626 - Mike, are you sleeping already? - Before you went through the black gap... 376 00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:55,713 He's in camo, and he jumped out of the rose bush... 377 00:19:55,714 --> 00:19:58,534 - I need you to show me the side... - Mike. 378 00:19:58,935 --> 00:20:01,458 What? That's that clown. 379 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:04,787 Bobby, what are you talking about? 380 00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:07,381 Dude tried to break my camera. 381 00:20:07,579 --> 00:20:10,199 He seems really pissed. 382 00:20:13,047 --> 00:20:15,458 Can we just go? This guy is weirding me out. 383 00:20:15,459 --> 00:20:16,819 Am I good on that side? Can I? 384 00:20:16,859 --> 00:20:18,359 Yeah. Let's get the fuck outta here. 385 00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,594 Shut up, let's just go. 386 00:21:00,273 --> 00:21:01,968 Did you all hear that? 387 00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:20,866 Shit! 388 00:21:21,109 --> 00:21:23,310 What the fuck? 389 00:21:28,068 --> 00:21:29,644 Hello? 390 00:21:48,309 --> 00:21:50,051 Shit! 391 00:21:50,634 --> 00:21:52,449 Jesus! 392 00:21:55,193 --> 00:21:57,001 Ah! Jesus! 393 00:21:59,387 --> 00:22:00,511 You fucking kidding me? 394 00:22:00,536 --> 00:22:02,572 - You asshole. - You literally shit in your pants. 395 00:22:02,597 --> 00:22:03,672 Come on, man. 396 00:22:03,673 --> 00:22:06,274 Oh, my God! I wish the camera could have seen you face. 397 00:22:06,275 --> 00:22:09,312 I'm too overweight for this. I'm gonna have a heart attack. 398 00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:13,699 How far do you go to scare people? 399 00:22:14,252 --> 00:22:16,050 Uh... 400 00:22:16,075 --> 00:22:17,528 Perhaps to the point of... 401 00:22:17,553 --> 00:22:19,254 They won't let us touch 'em or bash 'em over 402 00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:20,889 the head and drag 'em off anywhere, 403 00:22:20,890 --> 00:22:22,892 so I have to kinda stop at that point. 404 00:22:22,893 --> 00:22:25,043 I heard of, uh, 405 00:22:26,804 --> 00:22:30,275 in New Orleans doing a lot of weird crazy stuff but, 406 00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:32,568 I have never been to one that really does that. 407 00:22:32,569 --> 00:22:36,051 Thank goodness! That's-That's invading my territorial bubble. 408 00:22:36,076 --> 00:22:38,375 I tend to freak out if you just try to tie me up. 409 00:22:38,376 --> 00:22:39,546 I grew up with three sisters. 410 00:22:39,571 --> 00:22:41,645 They always tied me up and did things to me and 411 00:22:41,646 --> 00:22:43,880 I don't... Yeah, I don't... Yeah. 412 00:22:43,881 --> 00:22:46,196 No, I wouldn't go for that. 413 00:22:47,507 --> 00:22:50,959 - Like you did it naked? DAYS TILL HALLOWEEN: 4 414 00:22:50,984 --> 00:22:53,158 No, not completely naked... 415 00:22:53,183 --> 00:22:55,008 I have, like, you know, 416 00:22:55,033 --> 00:22:57,061 like a little bathing suit on and whatever, 417 00:22:57,062 --> 00:22:59,496 and the whole rest of my body was blue. 418 00:22:59,497 --> 00:23:03,418 I had weird ears and a tail and everything like that. 419 00:23:03,443 --> 00:23:05,745 Most Zack's ever done is 420 00:23:05,770 --> 00:23:10,050 done a white sheet over his head and two black holes. 421 00:23:10,075 --> 00:23:12,076 Wasn't he like a muscle man one year? 422 00:23:12,077 --> 00:23:13,862 I highly doubt it. 423 00:23:13,887 --> 00:23:15,684 I was the Shake Weight. 424 00:23:15,709 --> 00:23:18,007 That's what he was, he was a Shake Weight. 425 00:23:18,032 --> 00:23:19,684 The Shake Weight guy. 426 00:23:19,685 --> 00:23:21,908 Don't ever do that again. 427 00:23:22,629 --> 00:23:24,032 So gross. 428 00:23:24,057 --> 00:23:25,924 Okay. 429 00:23:25,925 --> 00:23:28,827 Okay, I'm just reading this tweet, okay. 430 00:23:28,828 --> 00:23:31,718 "They say penis size is related to shoe size, 431 00:23:31,743 --> 00:23:33,490 "which makes the fear of being raped 432 00:23:33,515 --> 00:23:36,633 by a clown that much scarier." 433 00:23:38,935 --> 00:23:40,745 Give me some of those. 434 00:23:41,610 --> 00:23:43,119 I will trade you... 435 00:23:43,144 --> 00:23:45,489 my chocolate 436 00:23:45,514 --> 00:23:47,973 - for one of these. - Bro, look at your eyes. 437 00:23:49,748 --> 00:23:51,426 I can't help it. I gotta take a piss. 438 00:23:51,451 --> 00:23:54,187 But there's a fucking lineup for the bathroom. 439 00:23:54,188 --> 00:23:56,432 Now I'm residual high. 440 00:23:57,691 --> 00:23:59,635 From your cigarettes. 441 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,371 I like that trade. 442 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,629 Right. When do you think you're 443 00:24:07,655 --> 00:24:10,169 gonna tell us where we're going? 444 00:24:14,276 --> 00:24:16,534 It's gonna be a shit show when we go on this haunt tonight. 445 00:24:16,559 --> 00:24:18,400 It's all his fault. 446 00:24:19,438 --> 00:24:22,763 I didn't know you couldn't handle smoking weed. 447 00:24:24,919 --> 00:24:27,050 Oh, my God! 448 00:24:27,412 --> 00:24:29,366 Oh, my God! 449 00:24:29,391 --> 00:24:31,778 Oh, my God! He is still crying. 450 00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:33,286 You really think it's a good idea 451 00:24:33,311 --> 00:24:35,146 for you walk through any of these haunts? 452 00:24:35,171 --> 00:24:38,066 - I've got a few hours. - Yeah, fucked up? 453 00:24:38,067 --> 00:24:40,036 You're gonna be a train wreck. 454 00:24:40,037 --> 00:24:41,195 It's his fault. 455 00:24:41,220 --> 00:24:44,039 I don't care whose fault it is, we've got to be there in 2 hours. 456 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:46,341 This place is very creepy. 457 00:24:46,342 --> 00:24:50,075 I'm scared, you're scared, we're all scared. 458 00:24:50,884 --> 00:24:52,337 And then we can get... 459 00:24:52,362 --> 00:24:54,217 You sound like, "You scream, I scream, 460 00:24:54,242 --> 00:24:55,886 we all scream for ice cream." 461 00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:57,831 You have any? 462 00:25:00,825 --> 00:25:02,734 Brandy, what are you most afraid of? 463 00:25:02,759 --> 00:25:05,021 - I have a fear of snakes. - Me too. 464 00:25:05,046 --> 00:25:07,139 I guarantee you snakes are... 465 00:25:07,164 --> 00:25:09,399 I hate 'em. They don't move right. 466 00:25:09,424 --> 00:25:12,345 They're just unnatural. I'm not a fan at all. 467 00:25:12,370 --> 00:25:14,438 I met a chick once and when we came back to her place, 468 00:25:14,439 --> 00:25:16,573 and she had a fucking python, like, as a pet. 469 00:25:16,574 --> 00:25:17,875 And she just pulled it out. 470 00:25:17,876 --> 00:25:18,967 She'd come home drunk and pulled it out. 471 00:25:18,992 --> 00:25:21,145 I'm like, "Ahh! "This is never gonna work." 472 00:25:21,170 --> 00:25:22,913 I'm gonna put you in a coffin and then 473 00:25:22,914 --> 00:25:24,730 put snakes in the coffin, would you do it? 474 00:25:24,755 --> 00:25:26,453 No, absolutely not. I will not... 475 00:25:26,478 --> 00:25:29,020 How much would we have to pay you? 476 00:25:29,021 --> 00:25:31,623 For $1000 would you get in the coffin? 477 00:25:31,624 --> 00:25:32,935 For $5000 I would. 478 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:34,526 Coffin, cut a hole at the bottom 479 00:25:34,552 --> 00:25:35,559 and send snakes through it. 480 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:36,984 5 thousand... Are they poisonous? 481 00:25:37,010 --> 00:25:39,062 Will you guarantee they're not poisonous? 482 00:25:39,087 --> 00:25:41,022 Yes, they're poisonous. 483 00:25:42,674 --> 00:25:45,056 These are big boy seats. 484 00:25:45,723 --> 00:25:46,993 Bobby what was that thing 485 00:25:47,018 --> 00:25:50,540 you were just saying about me just a couple of minutes ago? 486 00:25:51,045 --> 00:25:52,345 I don't recall. 487 00:25:52,370 --> 00:25:54,012 Well, I'll just lead you in 488 00:25:54,013 --> 00:25:56,715 - We're lucky to have you - and remind you and refresh your memory. 489 00:25:56,716 --> 00:25:58,250 We're lucky to have you. 490 00:25:58,251 --> 00:26:00,493 Yeah, say that one more time. Hold on. 491 00:26:00,518 --> 00:26:02,288 - Brandy, we're... - Hold on. 492 00:26:02,289 --> 00:26:04,156 And... Go! 493 00:26:04,157 --> 00:26:05,891 Brandy, we're lucky to have you here. 494 00:26:05,892 --> 00:26:07,560 Yeah, that's right. 495 00:26:07,585 --> 00:26:09,881 How do you feel about that, Mike? 496 00:26:09,906 --> 00:26:11,307 About what? 497 00:26:11,332 --> 00:26:14,000 I wouldn't call you a sister I never had. 498 00:26:14,025 --> 00:26:15,978 Just in case we ever get naked. 499 00:26:16,003 --> 00:26:19,005 - Already had her. Already had her. - Never gonna happen. 500 00:26:19,006 --> 00:26:21,585 We made out on a roof top, kind of one time when we were 16. 501 00:26:21,610 --> 00:26:24,030 - No. There was actually no making out. - We didn't make out, 502 00:26:24,055 --> 00:26:27,265 We just, it was just like heavy petting. It was weird. 503 00:26:28,206 --> 00:26:30,621 Zack, is there like a trailer for this haunt? 504 00:26:30,646 --> 00:26:32,412 Like, did they make a commercial? 505 00:26:32,437 --> 00:26:33,848 Yeah I was trying to show Brandy 506 00:26:33,874 --> 00:26:36,040 but she just freaked out. 507 00:26:37,245 --> 00:26:39,119 Why don't any of these haunts make commercials? 508 00:26:39,144 --> 00:26:41,621 I don't see commercials do ya? 509 00:26:43,367 --> 00:26:44,932 - Asshole! - Whoa. 510 00:26:44,933 --> 00:26:46,767 Are you fucking kidding me? 511 00:26:46,768 --> 00:26:47,977 We're gonna be in the... 512 00:26:48,002 --> 00:26:50,514 Driving the scares in the zombie paint ball. 513 00:26:50,539 --> 00:26:51,706 Jeff, did you hear that? 514 00:26:51,707 --> 00:26:53,917 It's gonna be awesome. Can't wait. 515 00:26:53,991 --> 00:26:56,612 Now, do the zombies have guns? 516 00:26:56,613 --> 00:26:58,447 Do they... Are we out in the forest like paint balling? 517 00:26:58,472 --> 00:26:59,567 I don't know... 518 00:26:59,592 --> 00:27:02,189 Have you ever seen a zombie shoot a gun? 519 00:27:02,214 --> 00:27:03,261 No, I've never seen... 520 00:27:03,286 --> 00:27:05,896 Has it ever happened in cinema history? 521 00:27:06,129 --> 00:27:08,805 No, but... I don't know. 522 00:27:09,254 --> 00:27:10,335 Are they gonna shoot back at us though? 523 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:11,858 All head shots, right, Jeff? 524 00:27:11,883 --> 00:27:14,020 Zombie 101. 525 00:27:14,045 --> 00:27:15,295 Hey, we have time. 526 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,775 You guys wanna pull over and have drinks first? 527 00:27:23,273 --> 00:27:25,312 All alone now. 528 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:29,898 Nature. 529 00:27:31,235 --> 00:27:32,725 Somebody was here before us. 530 00:27:32,750 --> 00:27:34,420 Yeah. 531 00:27:34,652 --> 00:27:37,527 Yeah, they said it was okay to camp over here. 532 00:27:37,552 --> 00:27:38,904 I mean, it just went out. 533 00:27:38,929 --> 00:27:40,523 - Got any wood? - Not a big camper... 534 00:27:40,524 --> 00:27:41,825 Were you a Brownie? 535 00:27:41,826 --> 00:27:43,946 - Yep. - Here we go. - I ate a brownie once. 536 00:27:43,971 --> 00:27:46,239 - Really? - I like that joke. 537 00:27:46,264 --> 00:27:47,798 How do you know... That's a beautiful fire. 538 00:27:47,799 --> 00:27:49,099 Have you ever camped in your life? 539 00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:52,372 Nope, not when I stay at Motel 6. 540 00:27:55,140 --> 00:27:56,766 Hey, more beer. 541 00:27:56,791 --> 00:27:58,877 That's not why I'm on this trip. 542 00:27:58,878 --> 00:28:01,579 - We don't have marshmallows? - No. 543 00:28:01,580 --> 00:28:03,219 No, it's for you. 544 00:28:03,266 --> 00:28:05,022 - Stop it. - Drink it! Drink it! 545 00:28:05,047 --> 00:28:06,694 Suck it. Drink it, Bran. 546 00:28:06,719 --> 00:28:08,568 Don't waste it. 547 00:28:08,856 --> 00:28:09,796 Yuck! 548 00:28:09,821 --> 00:28:12,724 It was just the foam, that's so gross. 549 00:28:12,725 --> 00:28:14,559 So this is a rap I wrote this morning. 550 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,628 "Livin' in a barn is the life for me. 551 00:28:16,629 --> 00:28:18,496 "Green hill farm is the place to be. 552 00:28:18,497 --> 00:28:20,426 "If you pee on a fence and you hate your wiener, 553 00:28:20,451 --> 00:28:22,967 "don't be looking at my turkey 'cause he ain't for dinner. 554 00:28:22,968 --> 00:28:24,502 "4 a.m. and the cows get up. 555 00:28:24,503 --> 00:28:26,571 "No dessert till you crush that sauerkraut. 556 00:28:26,572 --> 00:28:28,586 "Got a barn full of hay, "A fire with some s'mores, 557 00:28:28,611 --> 00:28:30,609 "Mom yelling 'Chickens, chores!' 558 00:28:30,610 --> 00:28:32,454 "Ain't no arcade till that shit gets shoveled. 559 00:28:32,479 --> 00:28:35,316 "What you lookin' at, fool? This is life in a bubble." 560 00:28:37,518 --> 00:28:39,518 - That's-That's from Ohio right there. - Yeah. 561 00:28:39,519 --> 00:28:40,920 - We know. - Straight up. 562 00:28:40,921 --> 00:28:42,904 Shampoo conditioner. 563 00:28:42,929 --> 00:28:44,723 Beard repair. 564 00:28:44,748 --> 00:28:45,735 Uh... 565 00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:48,128 What's that goes underneath my skin? Beard oil. 566 00:28:48,129 --> 00:28:49,629 What's beard repair? 567 00:28:49,630 --> 00:28:51,498 Repairs you do like once every 3 days. 568 00:28:51,499 --> 00:28:53,266 - Those are all flammable. - You know that, right? 569 00:28:53,267 --> 00:28:54,768 - Hello. - Huh? Fuck! 570 00:28:54,769 --> 00:28:56,136 - You all enjoying my fire? - Jesus. 571 00:28:56,137 --> 00:28:58,036 Holy shit, man. 572 00:29:02,944 --> 00:29:06,012 So, what the hell are you doing out in the woods? 573 00:29:06,013 --> 00:29:07,914 I live out there. 574 00:29:07,915 --> 00:29:09,750 Which haunt do you work at? The one down the road? 575 00:29:09,751 --> 00:29:10,913 Yeah. 576 00:29:10,938 --> 00:29:12,328 Yeah, we're goin' there next, I think. 577 00:29:12,353 --> 00:29:13,373 Yeah. 578 00:29:13,398 --> 00:29:15,256 We see a bunch of kids at a lot of these haunts, 579 00:29:15,257 --> 00:29:17,225 'cause no one's calling Social Services on 'em. 580 00:29:17,226 --> 00:29:19,594 They're like 8, 9 years old. 581 00:29:19,595 --> 00:29:22,497 You know, it's like here in backwoods and shit, 582 00:29:22,498 --> 00:29:25,520 there's no rules, there's none of that stuff. 583 00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:29,723 What you mean "backwoods"? 584 00:29:44,170 --> 00:29:46,998 ZOMBIE EVACUATION ROUTE 585 00:29:47,024 --> 00:29:50,627 If that dude is still at our campfire when we go back, I'm out. 586 00:29:50,628 --> 00:29:52,921 I hope they shoot you with a paint ball. 587 00:29:52,946 --> 00:29:56,398 Hey, this place is putting my Presidential stimulus plan in action. 588 00:29:56,399 --> 00:29:59,561 - Do you want the camera? - Can you come over here now? 589 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:02,014 Hey, do you... 590 00:30:02,039 --> 00:30:04,189 Can we film in here? 591 00:30:04,214 --> 00:30:06,361 - All right, awesome. - Pick any gun. 592 00:30:06,386 --> 00:30:10,022 Bobby, I prefer to call it a zombie stimulus plan. 593 00:30:10,047 --> 00:30:11,965 - Pew. Pew. - Brandy thinks it's a laser. 594 00:30:11,990 --> 00:30:13,090 Everybody get ready. 595 00:30:13,115 --> 00:30:15,052 - I'm really excited. - That's ridiculous. 596 00:30:15,053 --> 00:30:17,080 How long have you guys been doing the zombie paintball? 597 00:30:17,105 --> 00:30:19,833 - Yeah. This is our first year. - First year? 598 00:30:19,858 --> 00:30:21,254 - Groundbreaking! - Wow! 599 00:30:21,279 --> 00:30:23,961 Well, I'm gonna tell everybody I know, just so you know. 600 00:30:23,962 --> 00:30:26,096 Seven more people are going to find out. 601 00:30:26,097 --> 00:30:29,276 He has seven- He has seven Facebook friends. 602 00:30:32,872 --> 00:30:34,506 - I don't think I hit anything. - Get closer. 603 00:30:34,507 --> 00:30:37,284 So, how can you do that? How can you do that? 604 00:30:37,309 --> 00:30:39,530 - If you get it. - I'm ready to rock. 605 00:30:39,555 --> 00:30:42,751 - I'm going to shoot me a zombie. - Put these on. 606 00:30:42,776 --> 00:30:45,990 All right, guys, getting into dead territory over here. 607 00:30:47,954 --> 00:30:50,055 - Oh, fuck, look at that face. - Nice job. 608 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:51,597 Look cocky with blood. 609 00:30:51,622 --> 00:30:53,087 Man, I'm gonna crush this guy. 610 00:30:53,112 --> 00:30:54,488 - There he is. - Where? 611 00:30:54,513 --> 00:30:56,550 - Ah. - There. Get that one. 612 00:31:03,959 --> 00:31:06,778 I got him. I got him. Get him, get him, get him! 613 00:31:06,803 --> 00:31:09,141 Oh. Oh, shit! 614 00:31:10,485 --> 00:31:11,954 Yeah, you bitches! Fucking die! 615 00:31:11,979 --> 00:31:15,775 - Hey, Mikey, did that hit you? - Yeah. Right in the face, dude. 616 00:31:17,989 --> 00:31:21,193 The power of Christ compels you! 617 00:31:21,557 --> 00:31:23,036 That was awesome. 618 00:31:23,061 --> 00:31:25,334 Guys. That was the most fun I've had 619 00:31:25,359 --> 00:31:27,694 in forever, that was so cool. 620 00:31:27,695 --> 00:31:29,530 Zack, I will do whatever you wanna do. 621 00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:30,841 Thank you. 622 00:31:30,866 --> 00:31:33,468 Hey! I want that written down and documented. 623 00:31:33,469 --> 00:31:35,694 Jeff said, "I will do whatever you want on this trip." 624 00:31:35,719 --> 00:31:37,971 Whatever, this is like the most fun ever. 625 00:31:37,972 --> 00:31:40,038 What did you think, mate? 626 00:31:40,518 --> 00:31:41,584 Banging around. 627 00:31:41,609 --> 00:31:43,143 - I'll fix it. - RV is breaking down. 628 00:31:43,168 --> 00:31:45,348 I'm going to be banging around back there soon 629 00:31:45,373 --> 00:31:46,714 with a zombie. 630 00:31:46,715 --> 00:31:48,216 Bang around and go to fucking bed. 631 00:31:48,241 --> 00:31:50,142 That joke is never going to die. 632 00:31:50,167 --> 00:31:52,848 I think let's pull over. Keep going. 633 00:31:52,873 --> 00:31:54,490 What the fuck is that? 634 00:31:55,367 --> 00:31:58,293 Hey, guys. Is that the girl from the haunt? 635 00:31:58,294 --> 00:31:59,794 We're 100 miles from there, there's no way that's her. 636 00:31:59,795 --> 00:32:01,163 Stop. Pull over in front of her. 637 00:32:01,188 --> 00:32:02,351 - Oh, my God. - Why? 638 00:32:02,376 --> 00:32:03,604 What, are you going to talk to her or something? 639 00:32:03,629 --> 00:32:05,829 Stop. Pull over. Just pull up. 640 00:32:05,854 --> 00:32:07,341 - I'll go talk to her. - Trying to be the hero? 641 00:32:07,366 --> 00:32:09,711 Well, I'm not trying to be a... 642 00:32:09,736 --> 00:32:12,805 Real, genuine, Texan. 643 00:32:12,837 --> 00:32:16,430 - Why does your brother do this? - Also it's 3:00 in the morning. 644 00:32:21,565 --> 00:32:23,798 Oh! There goes your brother. 645 00:32:24,724 --> 00:32:27,724 She didn't really say anything. 646 00:32:32,897 --> 00:32:34,874 Mikey, what's going on? 647 00:32:34,899 --> 00:32:36,031 I don't know. 648 00:32:36,056 --> 00:32:38,280 She just kind of followed me in here. 649 00:32:41,072 --> 00:32:43,195 Something happened to your car? 650 00:32:47,446 --> 00:32:50,418 Can you call somebody or something? 651 00:32:52,144 --> 00:32:54,522 Is there anywhere we can take you? 652 00:33:23,716 --> 00:33:25,991 What the fuck was that? 653 00:33:26,016 --> 00:33:28,814 - Getting the fuck out of here. - What the fuck? 654 00:33:28,839 --> 00:33:32,011 She was just fucking with us. Let's go. 655 00:33:35,896 --> 00:33:37,497 It was okay, but it was too scary for me. 656 00:33:37,498 --> 00:33:38,564 - It was good. - Yeah? 657 00:33:38,565 --> 00:33:39,766 It was a good little scare. 658 00:33:39,767 --> 00:33:41,558 The scariest thing is when the walls open up 659 00:33:41,583 --> 00:33:42,935 and they come out from the walls. 660 00:33:42,936 --> 00:33:45,004 You don't even see 'em 'cause they look like the walls. 661 00:33:45,005 --> 00:33:46,673 There's all blood gushing everywhere. 662 00:33:46,674 --> 00:33:49,176 I was like, "Oh, my gosh". 663 00:33:49,177 --> 00:33:51,111 It was like, "Get me out of this damn place". 664 00:33:51,112 --> 00:33:53,132 Because I was scared he had a chainsaw! 665 00:33:53,157 --> 00:33:54,581 That's what I'm looking for. 666 00:33:54,582 --> 00:33:55,857 This lady, uh-uh. 667 00:33:55,882 --> 00:33:59,571 She wants the, "Ooh, all scary. Oh, my God." 668 00:33:59,596 --> 00:34:02,544 No. We want the real stuff, the Faces of Death stuff. 669 00:34:02,569 --> 00:34:05,636 Your community service was working at a haunted house? 670 00:34:05,661 --> 00:34:07,062 For real, for real. 671 00:34:07,063 --> 00:34:09,698 Okay, see, now that, had I known that first, 672 00:34:09,699 --> 00:34:12,995 - that'd make it scarier going in. - Yeah. 673 00:34:15,036 --> 00:34:16,095 Let's do it. 674 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,504 Is everybody else up? 675 00:34:17,505 --> 00:34:19,349 Uh, I don't know. (DAYS TILL HALLOWEEN: 3) 676 00:34:19,374 --> 00:34:20,809 Mikey's definitely not. (DAYS TILL HALLOWEEN: 3) 677 00:34:20,810 --> 00:34:22,644 I think I nudged him, like, 5 times. 678 00:34:22,645 --> 00:34:24,742 Does it have to be like this every morning? 679 00:34:24,767 --> 00:34:27,063 I need 8 minutes to totally get ready. 680 00:34:27,088 --> 00:34:28,583 I'll be fine. You get ready. 681 00:34:28,584 --> 00:34:30,852 The last night got... The last night was really weird. 682 00:34:30,877 --> 00:34:33,322 Yeah, you made it weird. You brought her in here. 683 00:34:33,323 --> 00:34:37,059 Oh, man, I didn't think that was going to happen, it was just... 684 00:34:37,060 --> 00:34:38,589 It's kind of weird. 685 00:34:38,614 --> 00:34:40,663 It's almost like they're fictional characters. 686 00:34:40,664 --> 00:34:42,498 - You know what I mean? - Yep. 687 00:34:42,499 --> 00:34:43,993 So funny. 688 00:34:44,018 --> 00:34:46,392 I mean, I guess it's not really funny. 689 00:34:51,442 --> 00:34:53,310 Bob, what exactly are you looking for on this? 690 00:34:53,311 --> 00:34:56,179 I mean these... You keep saying back country. 691 00:34:56,180 --> 00:34:58,623 I mean, that's... Where these hillbillies... 692 00:34:58,648 --> 00:35:00,917 Some of them are a little-a little messed up. 693 00:35:00,918 --> 00:35:02,805 These places though, it's like they're... 694 00:35:02,830 --> 00:35:05,455 we have this password we have to find for this. 695 00:35:05,456 --> 00:35:07,624 They say "blue skull, blue skeleton." 696 00:35:07,625 --> 00:35:10,761 But there's something to blue because people keep using it. 697 00:35:10,762 --> 00:35:13,196 And it was in Dallas, then it was in Houston. 698 00:35:13,197 --> 00:35:14,397 And so it moves around. 699 00:35:14,398 --> 00:35:16,133 So it's not as much about backwoods 700 00:35:16,134 --> 00:35:19,092 as we're going to have to go to the backwoods to find the password. 701 00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:21,939 - But the place, it seems like... - "Is this the haunt hole?" 702 00:35:21,940 --> 00:35:23,708 What is an extreme haunt? 703 00:35:23,709 --> 00:35:26,410 Instead of them chasing you with a chainsaw with no chain on it, 704 00:35:26,412 --> 00:35:29,347 they're going to chase you with the chain on it and like... 705 00:35:29,348 --> 00:35:30,593 I don't understand how far... 706 00:35:30,618 --> 00:35:35,030 Like, how far you really can go on without hurting somebody. 707 00:35:41,895 --> 00:35:43,428 - But that's where... - Oh, shit. 708 00:35:43,429 --> 00:35:44,997 You need to get out, and we need to check with... 709 00:35:44,998 --> 00:35:47,715 Guys, where in the hell is this place? 710 00:35:50,778 --> 00:35:53,649 I want to say it's further away than you think, 711 00:35:53,674 --> 00:35:57,259 but, Todd says, "Are we lost?" 712 00:36:02,248 --> 00:36:04,483 Look at this place. 713 00:36:04,851 --> 00:36:06,578 - Can I even fit, - Zack, is this... 714 00:36:06,603 --> 00:36:09,796 Can you even get in here? You're going to have to make it work. 715 00:36:09,821 --> 00:36:12,665 Oh, my God. 716 00:36:12,690 --> 00:36:16,185 - Can you try not to run over any more children? - All these people are already outside. 717 00:36:17,085 --> 00:36:18,606 It's actually kind of cool to get here early and see 718 00:36:18,631 --> 00:36:21,421 like, they're like, being real people. 719 00:36:21,446 --> 00:36:23,147 Oh! 720 00:36:31,114 --> 00:36:32,656 This place is a shit hole, Bobby. 721 00:36:32,657 --> 00:36:34,157 In the middle of bumfuck nowhere. 722 00:36:34,182 --> 00:36:35,851 His back wasn't enough for you, Bobby? 723 00:36:35,852 --> 00:36:38,240 - These are your people, farm boy. - That's right, dude. 724 00:36:38,266 --> 00:36:39,821 It looks like high school kids made this. 725 00:36:39,846 --> 00:36:41,211 - Wait up? - What? 726 00:36:41,237 --> 00:36:42,549 - I couldn't even go. - Let's go. We're going to haunt... 727 00:36:42,574 --> 00:36:44,998 - What so you mean... Let's go. - The line was ridiculous. 728 00:36:45,023 --> 00:36:47,361 Why are you waiting in line? We're in the middle of a fucking forest. 729 00:36:47,362 --> 00:36:49,371 Go piss in the bushes. 730 00:37:04,513 --> 00:37:06,792 Holy shit. 731 00:37:07,117 --> 00:37:08,500 Dude. 732 00:37:08,525 --> 00:37:10,371 Nice costume. 733 00:37:10,992 --> 00:37:12,693 Jesus! 734 00:37:16,161 --> 00:37:17,733 Okay. 735 00:37:19,493 --> 00:37:20,931 Holy shit. 736 00:37:20,932 --> 00:37:22,266 What the hell, man? 737 00:37:22,267 --> 00:37:24,134 Leave me alone. 738 00:37:24,135 --> 00:37:25,535 Don't! 739 00:37:25,536 --> 00:37:27,237 Why the fuck are you following me? 740 00:37:27,238 --> 00:37:29,561 Oh, fuck. 741 00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:31,858 Get the fuck away. 742 00:37:31,883 --> 00:37:33,473 Fuck. Oh, fuck! 743 00:37:36,448 --> 00:37:38,917 Wait. What do you want? 744 00:37:40,051 --> 00:37:42,193 What the fuck is wrong with you? 745 00:37:42,218 --> 00:37:44,028 What the fuck? 746 00:37:44,544 --> 00:37:47,749 Ha ha ha... Ah! 747 00:37:49,233 --> 00:37:52,164 Jesus. Not even a haunt yet. 748 00:37:53,415 --> 00:37:55,173 Zack? 749 00:37:55,911 --> 00:37:57,400 Yo. 750 00:38:01,206 --> 00:38:03,184 What are you doing, man? 751 00:38:10,591 --> 00:38:14,370 Hey, guys! How's it going? What's your name, buddy? 752 00:38:14,395 --> 00:38:16,455 Hi, Mikey. How are you doing? 753 00:38:16,456 --> 00:38:17,719 What's the camera for? 754 00:38:17,745 --> 00:38:20,559 Are you guys doing Crimestoppers or Cops or something? 755 00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,226 We're doing To Catch a Predator. 756 00:38:22,251 --> 00:38:23,939 To Catch a Predator? 757 00:38:23,964 --> 00:38:26,262 I gotta go. 758 00:38:26,537 --> 00:38:27,624 - Watch out! - Hey! 759 00:38:27,649 --> 00:38:30,147 Where're you going, you piece of shit? 760 00:38:31,083 --> 00:38:34,442 Ooh. Oh, I like big, fuzzy bears. 761 00:38:34,467 --> 00:38:35,749 Ooh. 762 00:38:35,774 --> 00:38:37,344 - Oh! - Always touch the beard. 763 00:38:37,345 --> 00:38:40,626 - Always touch the beard. - I feel so violated right now. 764 00:38:50,947 --> 00:38:53,010 Zack, watch the light. 765 00:38:53,594 --> 00:38:56,202 Trying, dude. Go ahead of us. 766 00:39:03,118 --> 00:39:06,183 Break out! Break out! 767 00:39:06,208 --> 00:39:07,793 Come on! 768 00:39:10,830 --> 00:39:12,306 Zack? 769 00:39:12,648 --> 00:39:14,425 Where did you go? 770 00:39:15,516 --> 00:39:17,381 Wait, where are you? 771 00:39:23,861 --> 00:39:25,595 Which way? 772 00:39:40,109 --> 00:39:41,611 That's disgusting. 773 00:39:41,636 --> 00:39:43,343 Brandy, you all right? 774 00:39:47,876 --> 00:39:48,993 Please! 775 00:39:49,018 --> 00:39:51,972 No! No! Let me go, please! 776 00:39:51,997 --> 00:39:54,137 NOOOOOO ! 777 00:39:55,309 --> 00:39:58,086 Let me out! Let me out! 778 00:39:59,050 --> 00:40:00,851 Let me out! 779 00:40:01,332 --> 00:40:03,042 Please, let me go! 780 00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:05,560 Ed, shut the fuck up! 781 00:40:05,585 --> 00:40:07,255 This is so fucked up. 782 00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:10,785 Heh heh heh... You want a piece of her, boys? 783 00:40:12,055 --> 00:40:14,769 Zack, I don't think we're supposed to go in here. 784 00:40:14,946 --> 00:40:16,497 Zack! Don't go... 785 00:40:17,575 --> 00:40:19,096 Don't go. 786 00:40:19,192 --> 00:40:20,922 I'm just here for your father. 787 00:40:21,296 --> 00:40:24,292 Get that thing out of here! 788 00:40:32,231 --> 00:40:33,431 Get out of here! 789 00:40:33,432 --> 00:40:34,799 Guys, let's get out of here! 790 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,968 Get the fuck out of here! 791 00:41:06,566 --> 00:41:08,601 He's still behind you! 792 00:41:08,602 --> 00:41:11,462 Walk, walk, walk. He's still following us. 793 00:41:13,141 --> 00:41:14,665 Zack! 794 00:41:16,985 --> 00:41:19,224 Oh, my God! 795 00:41:21,955 --> 00:41:23,533 Oh, my God! 796 00:41:26,205 --> 00:41:27,764 Oh, God! 797 00:41:29,057 --> 00:41:31,044 What's going on? 798 00:41:31,503 --> 00:41:33,329 Oh, shit! 799 00:41:34,678 --> 00:41:37,518 Back up, back up, back up, back up! 800 00:41:41,701 --> 00:41:43,457 Oh shit. 801 00:41:47,877 --> 00:41:50,608 Zack, let's go. Let's go. 802 00:41:54,482 --> 00:41:57,429 Zack, let's go! Let's go! Fuck! Come on! 803 00:41:57,454 --> 00:41:59,075 There you are, fucking sucker! 804 00:41:59,076 --> 00:42:01,299 Yeah, take it! Take it! Take it! 805 00:42:01,324 --> 00:42:03,068 Good morning. 806 00:42:37,779 --> 00:42:39,713 Brandy. 807 00:42:40,853 --> 00:42:42,772 You're gonna die. 808 00:42:42,797 --> 00:42:45,487 - Get the fuck away. - Brandy. 809 00:42:46,268 --> 00:42:48,416 Brandy. 810 00:42:49,094 --> 00:42:50,339 It's time to play! 811 00:42:50,364 --> 00:42:52,009 Get the fuck away from me! 812 00:42:52,010 --> 00:42:53,917 Oh, shit! 813 00:42:55,219 --> 00:42:58,326 Die! You're gonna die! 814 00:42:58,351 --> 00:43:00,375 I think it's a little weird that they knew my name. 815 00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:03,983 Someone probably told them to say that to freak you out. 816 00:43:13,500 --> 00:43:15,001 Wait, what? 817 00:43:15,002 --> 00:43:16,824 Why didn't you say anything? 818 00:43:16,849 --> 00:43:19,538 Honestly, because you guys get so scared about everything. 819 00:43:19,539 --> 00:43:21,226 I wanted to make sure you could go through the haunt. 820 00:43:21,251 --> 00:43:22,317 Zack's the one... 821 00:43:22,342 --> 00:43:25,055 - Yeah. - I don't know. Ask them. 822 00:43:25,764 --> 00:43:27,862 Zack, where we going tomorrow? 823 00:43:28,058 --> 00:43:29,784 I've already told you. 824 00:43:31,559 --> 00:43:33,174 It was a haunted house down in the south somewhere. 825 00:43:33,199 --> 00:43:35,859 I don't know if it was in Alabama or wherever it was on. 826 00:43:35,884 --> 00:43:39,269 We have a forum, chat room, for haunted house owners. 827 00:43:39,294 --> 00:43:41,861 And, uh, there was a, um... 828 00:43:41,862 --> 00:43:43,443 A younger kid that was in a scene, 829 00:43:43,468 --> 00:43:44,765 where it was a hanging scene, 830 00:43:44,766 --> 00:43:47,100 and he had replaced the breakaway noose 831 00:43:47,101 --> 00:43:49,369 that was in the scene with his own, 832 00:43:49,370 --> 00:43:51,527 but he accidentally hung himself. 833 00:43:51,552 --> 00:43:53,740 Um, and it was part of the show. 834 00:43:53,741 --> 00:43:56,710 And by the time they were able to take care of the situation... 835 00:43:56,711 --> 00:43:58,146 I mean, he was already dead. 836 00:43:58,147 --> 00:43:59,424 This was, like, in a haunted house? 837 00:43:59,449 --> 00:44:02,096 This was in a haunted house while the haunted house was open. 838 00:44:03,103 --> 00:44:06,963 DAYS TILL HALLOWEEN: 839 00:44:06,988 --> 00:44:11,476 DAYS TILL HALLOWEEN: 2 840 00:44:11,501 --> 00:44:13,929 Or... should I get Skittles? 841 00:44:13,930 --> 00:44:15,564 This is all garbage food, all garbage food. 842 00:44:15,565 --> 00:44:17,166 Or... should I get Sour Patch Kids? 843 00:44:17,167 --> 00:44:19,001 Yeah, I don't think any of your... 844 00:44:19,002 --> 00:44:21,370 Or should I get a big pickle? 845 00:44:21,371 --> 00:44:23,939 - So, are we off the 20? - What is a good name for a city? 846 00:44:23,940 --> 00:44:25,874 Where's the haunt? What city is the haunt in? 847 00:44:25,875 --> 00:44:28,778 - That is not what I know. - Not our job. Not our job. 848 00:44:28,779 --> 00:44:31,748 Look how-how creepy... Look how creepy this is. 849 00:44:31,749 --> 00:44:33,282 - I love this. - What the hell is that? 850 00:44:33,283 --> 00:44:34,717 And he's combing his hair? 851 00:44:34,718 --> 00:44:37,686 I won't and I... We're going to find these places that... 852 00:44:37,687 --> 00:44:40,059 I don't know what goes on if they 853 00:44:40,084 --> 00:44:42,224 use real body parts or whatever. 854 00:44:42,225 --> 00:44:44,828 Real body parts, that doesn't scare me, though, like... 855 00:44:44,829 --> 00:44:46,179 I'm not going to know the difference. 856 00:44:46,204 --> 00:44:48,064 If a real human leg... 857 00:44:48,065 --> 00:44:50,700 But I won't know if it's a real human leg 858 00:44:50,701 --> 00:44:52,422 or it's a fake human leg, so it's not... 859 00:44:52,447 --> 00:44:55,837 That doesn't bother me because I don't know the truth anyway. 860 00:44:57,173 --> 00:44:59,479 What's someone's idea of what scary is, 861 00:44:59,504 --> 00:45:00,777 is totally different to somebody else. 862 00:45:00,802 --> 00:45:02,836 Is it dressing up the walls, with blood 863 00:45:02,862 --> 00:45:04,215 dripping off and all that stuff? 864 00:45:04,216 --> 00:45:05,583 I don't need all that. 865 00:45:05,584 --> 00:45:08,753 Mine's more like, real shit, dark. 866 00:45:08,754 --> 00:45:10,933 I don't know where I'm going, I don't know what's happening. 867 00:45:10,958 --> 00:45:12,623 The intricate details to me isn't that big of a deal. 868 00:45:12,648 --> 00:45:14,068 Where are you going? 869 00:45:14,093 --> 00:45:15,987 Why do you care? 870 00:45:18,169 --> 00:45:20,957 - Who you talking to? - Chantelle. 871 00:45:22,186 --> 00:45:25,040 Yeah, I got something good for him. 872 00:45:25,065 --> 00:45:27,030 All right. All right. Bye. 873 00:45:27,205 --> 00:45:29,141 This is Mikey's surprise, give him a clue. 874 00:45:29,142 --> 00:45:30,542 I did. You gotta think about it. 875 00:45:30,543 --> 00:45:32,911 I mean, think about the theme of this trip. 876 00:45:32,936 --> 00:45:37,343 Think about some place Mikey loves and just combine the two. 877 00:45:37,878 --> 00:45:40,294 Dude, it's like some Halloween theme thing. 878 00:45:40,319 --> 00:45:42,521 Mikey, are you into weird stuff? 879 00:45:42,522 --> 00:45:43,791 Yeah. Absolutely, but I don't know if 880 00:45:43,816 --> 00:45:47,026 - they're gonna let us go in there. - Oh, hold on. Look what he's... 881 00:45:47,027 --> 00:45:48,561 Yes. How old is that lady? 882 00:45:48,562 --> 00:45:51,029 50-year veteran stripper. 883 00:46:00,516 --> 00:46:02,477 (What the fuck?) 884 00:46:02,510 --> 00:46:03,911 Jeffrey, is this your first time? 885 00:46:03,912 --> 00:46:05,612 No... Yeah, my first year out of Florida. 886 00:46:05,613 --> 00:46:06,780 Look at all that. 887 00:46:06,781 --> 00:46:09,116 Insert them in, or... Okay. 888 00:46:09,117 --> 00:46:12,186 All my research pays off on haunted houses and strip clubs. 889 00:46:12,187 --> 00:46:13,584 All right, let's have some fun. Love it. 890 00:46:13,609 --> 00:46:14,747 Brandy, you ready? 891 00:46:14,772 --> 00:46:18,902 I mean, get crazy, like, let's get nutty. 892 00:46:20,508 --> 00:46:21,603 Yeah! 893 00:46:21,628 --> 00:46:24,049 Getting some! 894 00:46:26,221 --> 00:46:27,501 Come on, honey. 895 00:46:27,502 --> 00:46:29,136 It's is kind of hot. 896 00:46:32,217 --> 00:46:34,205 Very exotic. 897 00:46:35,677 --> 00:46:38,581 Zombie strippers? Are you fucking kidding me? 898 00:46:43,662 --> 00:46:45,442 All right! 899 00:46:52,288 --> 00:46:53,972 Whoo-hoo! 900 00:46:53,997 --> 00:46:57,272 Fuck Christmas, this is Halloween! 901 00:46:57,559 --> 00:47:00,303 And then Jeff with 4 girls, dude. 902 00:47:00,304 --> 00:47:02,973 I mean, Jesus, he almost swallowed a tit. 903 00:47:02,974 --> 00:47:04,508 I thought it was going to kill him. 904 00:47:04,509 --> 00:47:06,800 I think she really liked me. 905 00:47:10,083 --> 00:47:12,090 Look at your jeans, man. A little extra starch. 906 00:47:12,115 --> 00:47:14,586 You guys are fucking disgusting. 907 00:47:27,347 --> 00:47:29,195 Come out! 908 00:47:32,838 --> 00:47:34,825 Be a part of this. Come on. 909 00:47:34,850 --> 00:47:35,940 Ahhh! 910 00:47:35,987 --> 00:47:37,943 Are you coming or not? 911 00:47:41,373 --> 00:47:42,704 Can we just roll through, 912 00:47:42,729 --> 00:47:44,882 just taking a couple snap pictures? 913 00:47:44,883 --> 00:47:46,418 No. No, you can't do that. 914 00:47:46,419 --> 00:47:48,820 You can't have any cameras, no pictures. I'm sorry. 915 00:47:48,821 --> 00:47:50,694 This one's free. 916 00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:52,477 Dude, you can't do that shit in San Antonio. 917 00:47:52,502 --> 00:47:55,060 Tell him about that thing in Louisiana. 918 00:47:55,061 --> 00:47:56,995 Hey, I heard about something in Louisiana. 919 00:47:56,996 --> 00:47:58,421 So, outside of it, 920 00:47:58,446 --> 00:48:00,807 like, would you guys go out after you get off work? 921 00:48:00,832 --> 00:48:02,000 - Do you have fun? - Um, some of us do. 922 00:48:02,001 --> 00:48:04,970 I'm just... I'm bored... Doing this. 923 00:48:04,971 --> 00:48:07,139 Dude, it was crazy, dude. 924 00:48:07,140 --> 00:48:08,373 What? 925 00:48:08,374 --> 00:48:09,775 What, did you guys pay money to do it? 926 00:48:09,776 --> 00:48:11,743 Yeah, it's like a tour, like San Antonio... 927 00:48:11,768 --> 00:48:12,577 It's like... 928 00:48:12,602 --> 00:48:13,818 Have you ever made out with guys, 929 00:48:13,843 --> 00:48:15,647 like, in the haunt, all dressed up? 930 00:48:15,648 --> 00:48:16,899 - No. - Never? 931 00:48:16,924 --> 00:48:18,406 No, I have never made out with anybody at the haunt. 932 00:48:18,431 --> 00:48:19,515 - No. - You never... 933 00:48:19,540 --> 00:48:20,911 It's like kissing my brothers. 934 00:48:20,936 --> 00:48:22,354 Um... 935 00:48:22,399 --> 00:48:24,133 Is it... Is it... 936 00:48:24,158 --> 00:48:26,614 Is it something skeleton or skull, we heard? 937 00:48:26,639 --> 00:48:28,494 - Yeah. Yeah, something like blue skeleton. - That's what it's called? 938 00:48:28,495 --> 00:48:30,863 Have you ever hooked up with make-up on? 939 00:48:30,864 --> 00:48:33,033 Uh, no. No, actually, never. 940 00:48:33,034 --> 00:48:34,335 - Seems hot. - No, because, they're... 941 00:48:34,336 --> 00:48:35,836 You guys have to tell me about this. 942 00:48:35,837 --> 00:48:37,946 Okay. See, I'm with all this group of people, 943 00:48:37,971 --> 00:48:39,540 and they're, like, getting pissed with me 944 00:48:39,541 --> 00:48:40,908 'cause I keep taking them places like this. 945 00:48:40,909 --> 00:48:42,683 We're trying to find something extreme. 946 00:48:42,708 --> 00:48:43,877 Show me. 947 00:48:43,878 --> 00:48:45,379 - Show you? - Yeah, let me see it. 948 00:48:45,380 --> 00:48:46,416 - Okay. - I want to see it. 949 00:48:46,441 --> 00:48:48,671 I want to see you contort your body. 950 00:48:48,696 --> 00:48:50,285 Well, I would have to take this off. 951 00:48:50,286 --> 00:48:52,933 I'm not worried about that. 952 00:48:53,463 --> 00:48:55,385 Oh, shit, that's hot. 953 00:48:55,693 --> 00:48:58,036 You got a hot thong on. I'm serious. 954 00:48:58,061 --> 00:48:59,253 - Well, yeah. - What are your... 955 00:48:59,278 --> 00:49:00,294 Turn around. What are your tattoos? 956 00:49:00,295 --> 00:49:02,998 It's a lot harder. I have a, um... 957 00:49:02,999 --> 00:49:05,627 - You guys are my best friends. - Yeah, brother. Good luck. 958 00:49:05,652 --> 00:49:07,035 All right. Thank you, guys. 959 00:49:07,036 --> 00:49:08,203 Awesome. 960 00:49:08,204 --> 00:49:10,732 - Can I touch your face? - Sure. 961 00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:15,586 That's awesome. 962 00:49:33,576 --> 00:49:34,807 Sweet. 963 00:49:34,832 --> 00:49:37,037 Haunted words. 964 00:49:46,862 --> 00:49:48,679 - Hey, I found it. - What? 965 00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:50,613 - I found the Blue Skeleton. - Yeah, dude... Where? 966 00:49:50,638 --> 00:49:52,675 Uh, this place that they said. San Antonio. 967 00:49:52,700 --> 00:49:54,618 And then his other friend goes, "Fuck San Antonio!" 968 00:49:54,619 --> 00:49:56,486 He goes, "Tell him about that crazy place we went to." 969 00:49:56,487 --> 00:49:58,522 And I was, like, "Hey, was it called Skull Skeleton?" 970 00:49:58,523 --> 00:50:00,088 He goes, "Blue Skeleton." 971 00:50:00,113 --> 00:50:03,060 And they went last year. And he said it's in Louisiana this year. 972 00:50:03,061 --> 00:50:05,129 Hey, we got it. We got it. 973 00:50:05,130 --> 00:50:07,165 We're done. We're going to Blue Skeleton. 974 00:50:07,166 --> 00:50:08,700 We can go through with 2 different cameras... 975 00:50:08,701 --> 00:50:10,234 I know, but we gotta get to the end... 976 00:50:10,235 --> 00:50:12,382 - We got more places to go to. - Look, I don't know exactly... 977 00:50:12,407 --> 00:50:14,772 Where ya'll going? What are ya'll doing? 978 00:50:14,773 --> 00:50:16,407 Yeah, I'm talkin' to you, Biggin'. 979 00:50:16,408 --> 00:50:18,042 - Whoa. - Yeah. 980 00:50:18,043 --> 00:50:20,207 What are you doing? I knew you were filming in there. 981 00:50:20,232 --> 00:50:21,828 - Give me the tape. - I didn't, I... 982 00:50:21,853 --> 00:50:25,317 - Dude, I went through one time with no camera. - Dude? Do I look like a dude? I look like a clown, son! 983 00:50:25,318 --> 00:50:27,519 Now, what were you doing in there? 984 00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:29,254 - We were just hanging. - Yeah, we were just... 985 00:50:29,255 --> 00:50:31,220 - Just hanging? Just hanging? - We went through your haunt. 986 00:50:31,245 --> 00:50:33,726 Just hanging? Just hanging with the big shitty talk? 987 00:50:33,727 --> 00:50:36,462 Whatever! Where are the tapes? I know you were recording. 988 00:50:36,487 --> 00:50:39,131 - We didn't record anything. - You told us to put the camera off... 989 00:50:39,132 --> 00:50:41,752 I know you were recording. 990 00:50:41,777 --> 00:50:42,977 Dude, we didn't record. 991 00:50:43,002 --> 00:50:44,403 Do you remember yesterday? 992 00:50:44,404 --> 00:50:46,105 I wasn't born then! 993 00:50:46,106 --> 00:50:47,940 And fucking back up, and stop. Relax. 994 00:50:47,965 --> 00:50:49,743 You want me to fuck and back up? 995 00:50:49,768 --> 00:50:52,030 - That is illegal in this state. - Fuck you. Just... 996 00:50:52,055 --> 00:50:53,989 - You gotta get used to some sodomy... - Hey, dude, stop! Relax. 997 00:50:54,014 --> 00:50:55,582 You said racist and sodomy 998 00:50:55,583 --> 00:50:56,896 because I'm about to fuck you up! 999 00:50:56,921 --> 00:50:58,196 Hey. Hey, dude, you don't want... 1000 00:50:58,221 --> 00:50:59,619 You do not want to get him pissed off. 1001 00:50:59,620 --> 00:51:00,950 - I wanna get him pissed off, - Guys. 1002 00:51:00,975 --> 00:51:02,932 You pissed off, and fuck her. 1003 00:51:02,957 --> 00:51:04,190 You look ridiculous. 1004 00:51:04,191 --> 00:51:05,559 - You need to... - Back the fuck up, get out of here. 1005 00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:07,394 - Brandy, go inside, now! - Okay. 1006 00:51:07,395 --> 00:51:09,597 - Back up. - You heard me. I've said my piece. 1007 00:51:09,598 --> 00:51:11,869 Get on before I hurt you. 1008 00:51:13,368 --> 00:51:16,170 No, that's the second time one of these guys have got in my face. 1009 00:51:16,171 --> 00:51:18,239 I swear to God, dude, I'm gonna knock one of these guys the fuck out! 1010 00:51:18,240 --> 00:51:20,275 Maybe you shouldn't make a sex tape with his sister. 1011 00:51:20,276 --> 00:51:22,998 Oh, come on, man, he didn't know that I was filming her. 1012 00:51:23,719 --> 00:51:25,636 Beer wench. 1013 00:51:34,521 --> 00:51:36,558 We should do a different handshake that's like... 1014 00:51:36,583 --> 00:51:39,452 - Brandy, can you make... - Oh. 1015 00:51:42,794 --> 00:51:43,839 No. 1016 00:51:43,864 --> 00:51:46,906 Oh... 1017 00:51:47,611 --> 00:51:48,752 No, I don't like that. 1018 00:51:48,777 --> 00:51:50,540 - That wouldn't catch on? - No. 1019 00:51:50,541 --> 00:51:51,707 Oh... 1020 00:51:51,708 --> 00:51:54,052 Oh, where are those tongs? 1021 00:53:53,236 --> 00:53:56,204 How far would they go to scare somebody? You know... 1022 00:53:56,205 --> 00:53:57,479 They will go pretty far. 1023 00:53:57,504 --> 00:54:00,986 They will go pretty far to breaking their leg, breaking their back, 1024 00:54:01,011 --> 00:54:03,155 doing anything they possibly can to get a scare. 1025 00:54:03,180 --> 00:54:06,250 Do you think that you have a stopping point? 1026 00:54:07,961 --> 00:54:09,127 Uh... 1027 00:54:09,152 --> 00:54:10,385 A stopping point... 1028 00:54:10,386 --> 00:54:12,788 I have been asked, and I have done 1029 00:54:12,789 --> 00:54:15,090 many different things over the years. 1030 00:54:15,091 --> 00:54:17,659 We've heard rumors you were using dead bodies. 1031 00:54:17,660 --> 00:54:20,062 I'm not surprised, to be honest. 1032 00:54:20,063 --> 00:54:23,207 I'm not surprised. That's actually scary. 1033 00:54:23,232 --> 00:54:26,176 Like, real dead bodies? 1034 00:54:26,980 --> 00:54:28,047 Hmm. 1035 00:54:28,072 --> 00:54:30,397 Not far, from what I've heard. 1036 00:54:31,807 --> 00:54:33,886 Zacharias, you hear anything last night? 1037 00:54:33,911 --> 00:54:36,439 No. Come back here for a sec, though. 1038 00:54:37,204 --> 00:54:39,783 What are you doing? Close up for a J.O. session? 1039 00:54:39,784 --> 00:54:41,919 Yeah. Close the door. 1040 00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:42,932 What do you mean, "Close the door"? 1041 00:54:42,957 --> 00:54:44,174 - Just close the door. - Why? 1042 00:54:44,199 --> 00:54:46,090 This was posted in a haunt chat room last night. 1043 00:54:46,091 --> 00:54:47,106 Dude, what? 1044 00:54:47,131 --> 00:54:49,518 I've watched this thing 3 times. 1045 00:54:49,961 --> 00:54:52,062 Every single one of us is in this video. 1046 00:54:52,063 --> 00:54:54,233 How would you have filmed this? 1047 00:54:54,258 --> 00:54:55,635 Look. 1048 00:54:56,167 --> 00:54:58,202 That's me. Were you filming me while I was asleep? 1049 00:54:58,203 --> 00:55:01,138 I'm trying to figure out how you filmed it, unless Michael did it. 1050 00:55:01,139 --> 00:55:03,374 But I just... Michael's right before you. 1051 00:55:03,375 --> 00:55:05,476 I'm in bed with Brandy, there's Jeff, I... 1052 00:55:05,477 --> 00:55:07,277 I can't explain this. 1053 00:55:07,278 --> 00:55:09,047 And how's it online? 1054 00:55:09,048 --> 00:55:11,058 This isn't... What are you... 1055 00:55:11,434 --> 00:55:13,251 The only thing I can think of is, this is just a part of it, 1056 00:55:13,252 --> 00:55:15,037 - so we're just gonna have to... - Part of it? 1057 00:55:15,062 --> 00:55:16,265 This is not a haunt. 1058 00:55:16,290 --> 00:55:18,600 Dude, we're not in a haunt, we're in the middle of nowhere in our RV. 1059 00:55:18,625 --> 00:55:20,892 - Yeah, I know. - These guys came in here. 1060 00:55:20,917 --> 00:55:23,037 Do not say a fucking word or they will all go home. 1061 00:55:23,062 --> 00:55:24,964 You guys seen my license around? 1062 00:55:24,989 --> 00:55:27,941 Wait. What are you wearing, dude? 1063 00:55:28,235 --> 00:55:29,969 Real men wear pink. 1064 00:55:29,970 --> 00:55:31,771 Those look like Brandy's panties. 1065 00:55:31,772 --> 00:55:34,143 - You've never seen my panties. - Brandy's granny panties. 1066 00:55:34,168 --> 00:55:35,775 I blacked out last night. It could have been her. 1067 00:55:35,776 --> 00:55:38,715 - What do you mean, "blacked out"? - What the fuck! 1068 00:55:39,122 --> 00:55:41,028 What the fuck is... 1069 00:55:41,053 --> 00:55:42,495 What are you doing, dude? 1070 00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:44,588 What's going on, Michael? 1071 00:55:44,613 --> 00:55:45,719 What the fuck are you doing? 1072 00:55:45,720 --> 00:55:46,847 - What the fuck is that? - Should I pull over? 1073 00:55:46,872 --> 00:55:48,636 What do you mean, "What is that?" 1074 00:55:49,473 --> 00:55:52,570 - What the fuck? - What is it? 1075 00:55:52,595 --> 00:55:55,588 - What the fuck is that? - Is that a heart? 1076 00:55:56,297 --> 00:55:59,440 - God, Michael! - Jesus. Jesus Christ, are you okay? 1077 00:56:00,288 --> 00:56:01,768 - This you? - Michael... 1078 00:56:01,769 --> 00:56:03,380 Why the fuck is he puking in here? 1079 00:56:03,405 --> 00:56:05,090 Where is Zack? You did that? 1080 00:56:05,115 --> 00:56:07,952 - Zack? - Jesus Christ! 1081 00:56:09,102 --> 00:56:11,822 - What is that? - I have no fucking idea. 1082 00:56:11,847 --> 00:56:15,559 - Don't touch it. Don't touch it! - Well, I'm not keeping it in here. 1083 00:56:17,862 --> 00:56:19,500 Shit. 1084 00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:22,800 Oh God, that's so gross. 1085 00:56:22,825 --> 00:56:24,286 You're a fucking idiot, dude. 1086 00:56:24,311 --> 00:56:26,140 I didn't do this. 1087 00:56:26,165 --> 00:56:28,227 Yeah, you didn't do it. 1088 00:56:32,562 --> 00:56:34,103 What are you doing? 1089 00:56:34,104 --> 00:56:36,258 Nothing. I'm just waiting for you, man. 1090 00:56:36,283 --> 00:56:37,946 Let's go. 1091 00:56:40,710 --> 00:56:43,645 - None of you guys are ready. - And Mikey's being difficult. Still. 1092 00:56:43,646 --> 00:56:45,796 - Are you all right? - No, I'm not. 1093 00:56:45,821 --> 00:56:46,583 Let's go. 1094 00:56:46,609 --> 00:56:47,649 This is just... I don't want to do it. 1095 00:56:47,650 --> 00:56:49,384 Jeff, you done? 1096 00:57:04,568 --> 00:57:06,636 Hey, I got the email. 1097 00:57:06,637 --> 00:57:08,671 - We're doing the forum? - Yeah. 1098 00:57:09,258 --> 00:57:10,637 All right. 1099 00:57:11,783 --> 00:57:14,745 If you want to move closer, head toward Baton Rouge. 1100 00:57:14,746 --> 00:57:17,681 Ask for Giggles at the D&D Bar. 1101 00:57:17,682 --> 00:57:19,969 - Baton Rouge? - Yeah. 1102 00:57:19,994 --> 00:57:22,229 It's... It's part of the thing. 1103 00:57:22,254 --> 00:57:26,305 You're the very one that wants to stop going to the Mickey Mouse places. 1104 00:57:26,619 --> 00:57:28,567 - All right. - Huh? 1105 00:57:28,592 --> 00:57:31,739 There it is. Now you're going to get your chance, tough guy. 1106 00:57:36,063 --> 00:57:39,414 Look at all those trash bag pumpkins. 1107 00:57:42,775 --> 00:57:44,662 This is a bar? 1108 00:57:47,081 --> 00:57:48,456 Zack? 1109 00:57:48,481 --> 00:57:51,658 I'm sorry, guys, but this is where they said to go. 1110 00:57:51,683 --> 00:57:53,718 He said that, to ask the guy at the bar. 1111 00:57:59,183 --> 00:58:01,762 Hey, uh, excuse me. 1112 00:58:02,429 --> 00:58:03,687 Sorry to bother you guys. Uh, 1113 00:58:03,712 --> 00:58:06,477 I'm supposed to find a Giggles. 1114 00:58:07,384 --> 00:58:08,944 - You know? - Giggles? 1115 00:58:08,969 --> 00:58:11,037 Yeah. I know Giggles. 1116 00:58:11,038 --> 00:58:13,373 Oh, yeah. He hangs out here quite regularly, matter of fact. 1117 00:58:13,374 --> 00:58:14,587 You all want to take a seat over there 1118 00:58:14,612 --> 00:58:17,523 and make yourselves at home. He'll be here shortly. 1119 00:58:18,514 --> 00:58:20,119 - Shall we. - Yeah. 1120 00:58:20,144 --> 00:58:22,990 Let's... sit. 1121 00:58:27,334 --> 00:58:29,423 At least we're on the right track. 1122 00:58:29,424 --> 00:58:31,627 Look at the couple slow dancing. 1123 00:58:32,637 --> 00:58:34,436 So weird. 1124 00:58:35,722 --> 00:58:37,207 You guys want a drink, at least? 1125 00:58:37,232 --> 00:58:38,516 - Beer. - Jeff, you want a beer? 1126 00:58:38,541 --> 00:58:40,007 Yeah. 1127 00:58:40,101 --> 00:58:44,449 - It's just a scare... - Hey! What's that camera for? 1128 00:58:54,183 --> 00:58:56,217 They're cool, the bar. 1129 00:58:56,242 --> 00:58:57,466 Happy with that kind of service. 1130 00:58:57,491 --> 00:59:00,487 Besides, they don't... They don't like our kind. 1131 00:59:05,061 --> 00:59:07,162 Holy shit. Turn around. Turn around, Brandy! 1132 00:59:07,163 --> 00:59:08,244 - What? - Turn around. 1133 00:59:08,269 --> 00:59:09,479 What? 1134 00:59:10,976 --> 00:59:12,811 Oh, my God. 1135 00:59:15,672 --> 00:59:17,360 Wow. 1136 00:59:40,811 --> 00:59:42,822 Are you Giggles? 1137 00:59:48,340 --> 00:59:51,168 - Hey! - All right, I'll turn it off! 1138 00:59:51,193 --> 00:59:52,884 Try that here. 1139 00:59:56,764 --> 00:59:59,321 That guy was having a good time. 1140 00:59:59,619 --> 01:00:01,028 You looked like you were having a good time. 1141 01:00:01,053 --> 01:00:03,979 - What? - Okay, I'm going to the bathroom. 1142 01:00:04,004 --> 01:00:05,590 What? 1143 01:00:08,074 --> 01:00:09,448 - Hey, we're gonna... - What's going on, guys? 1144 01:00:09,473 --> 01:00:10,788 - We're gonna... - No, no, no, no, no. 1145 01:00:10,813 --> 01:00:12,462 You want to meet Mr. Giggles? He's outside. 1146 01:00:12,487 --> 01:00:14,433 - Yes. - He won't talk till the camera 1147 01:00:14,459 --> 01:00:15,528 is off, so put it down. 1148 01:00:15,553 --> 01:00:17,848 - Sit down. - Let's go meet Giggles. - It's gonna be you. 1149 01:00:17,873 --> 01:00:18,772 Finally. 1150 01:00:18,797 --> 01:00:20,843 This is not a good idea. 1151 01:00:23,710 --> 01:00:25,477 Oh, man, check this out. 1152 01:00:25,502 --> 01:00:26,571 What you got there? 1153 01:00:26,596 --> 01:00:28,280 City boys forgot their camera. 1154 01:00:28,281 --> 01:00:29,882 Oh, cool. Let's go make a movie. 1155 01:00:29,907 --> 01:00:32,120 Yeah, let's make a movie. 1156 01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:40,927 Hey, guys, this is the ladies' room. 1157 01:00:40,928 --> 01:00:42,762 Well, yeah, we know. How you doing? 1158 01:00:42,763 --> 01:00:45,799 - Ugh, what are you doing? - We're shooting a little video. 1159 01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:47,968 Thought that's what y'all like. 1160 01:00:47,969 --> 01:00:50,337 Well, it's not what we're... It's not what we're here to do. 1161 01:00:50,338 --> 01:00:52,703 - We decided to shoot a little movie. - Did Bobby and Zack set you up for this? 1162 01:00:52,704 --> 01:00:54,741 Heard you were looking for Mr. Giggles. 1163 01:00:54,766 --> 01:00:56,858 I got your Mr. Giggles for you right here, darling. 1164 01:00:56,883 --> 01:00:58,277 Stop. 1165 01:00:58,278 --> 01:00:59,697 - Could you just... - Huh? 1166 01:00:59,722 --> 01:01:01,749 Just leave the rest room. 1167 01:01:01,750 --> 01:01:04,017 Uh, we're good. We're we 're doing all right. 1168 01:01:04,018 --> 01:01:05,706 Just stop! Guys, get out! 1169 01:01:05,731 --> 01:01:07,454 Come on, huh? What's the matter? 1170 01:01:07,455 --> 01:01:09,873 - Just trying to have a little fun. - Bobby. 1171 01:01:09,898 --> 01:01:12,702 - They cornered me in there. - What the fuck you guys doing? 1172 01:01:12,727 --> 01:01:14,112 - Shooting a movie, boy. - Shooting a movie. 1173 01:01:14,137 --> 01:01:15,773 That's our camera. What are you talking about? 1174 01:01:15,798 --> 01:01:17,198 We're making a movie. Okay. 1175 01:01:17,223 --> 01:01:19,291 Let's go, let's go. Go. 1176 01:01:20,302 --> 01:01:23,405 - I'm not saying it's you. - It's on all of us, all right? 1177 01:01:23,406 --> 01:01:24,844 But it's getting out of hand, all right? 1178 01:01:24,869 --> 01:01:27,675 They're filming us, they're posting this shit online. 1179 01:01:27,676 --> 01:01:29,444 Fucking getting in Mike's face. 1180 01:01:29,445 --> 01:01:32,258 But then when they go after Brandy, that's a whole different story, man. 1181 01:01:32,283 --> 01:01:35,025 We can never leave her alone again. 1182 01:01:36,483 --> 01:01:38,530 They were asking me for my Facebook, and I got theirs. 1183 01:01:38,555 --> 01:01:40,956 We were talking about Extreme Haunts. 1184 01:01:40,957 --> 01:01:43,559 And they said that they were looking for the same shit. 1185 01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:44,926 So. I don't know. They were just, like, 1186 01:01:44,951 --> 01:01:46,963 "Hey, let's exchange information if you find it fun" 1187 01:01:46,964 --> 01:01:48,398 They knew what we were talking about? 1188 01:01:48,399 --> 01:01:49,647 Yeah. They said they've heard of 'em. 1189 01:01:49,672 --> 01:01:51,468 Well, then you're gonna need to Facebook 'em. 1190 01:01:51,493 --> 01:01:53,044 'Cause we have the information. 1191 01:01:53,069 --> 01:01:55,695 - It's in Louisiana this year. - We don't have an address, though. 1192 01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:56,747 - It doesn't matter. - You know, I'm down, 1193 01:01:56,772 --> 01:01:58,084 - but we don't have an address. - It doesn't matter. 1194 01:01:58,109 --> 01:01:59,271 I have... 1195 01:01:59,296 --> 01:02:01,945 - These websites. I'm in... - Shh, what was that? 1196 01:02:01,946 --> 01:02:03,513 Yeah, but Zack, that's like nothing. 1197 01:02:03,514 --> 01:02:05,996 Brandy, when I say Louisiana, that's where it is... 1198 01:02:06,021 --> 01:02:07,050 - Holy shit. - What was that? 1199 01:02:07,075 --> 01:02:09,429 You guys, there's somebody outside. 1200 01:02:11,649 --> 01:02:13,983 Look out the windows. 1201 01:02:17,497 --> 01:02:19,616 - It's so hard to see. Can you even see? - I don't see it. 1202 01:02:19,641 --> 01:02:21,861 - Shit! - You guys, there's somebody out there! 1203 01:02:21,862 --> 01:02:23,177 Brandy, stay here. 1204 01:02:24,740 --> 01:02:27,188 - What was that? - Shh... 1205 01:02:28,831 --> 01:02:30,716 - Somebody is on the roof. - Where? 1206 01:02:30,741 --> 01:02:32,386 Shh. 1207 01:02:33,933 --> 01:02:35,890 Shh. 1208 01:02:37,419 --> 01:02:38,841 - Jeff... - Be quiet. Shh... 1209 01:02:38,866 --> 01:02:41,986 Shut up, shut up, shut up. 1210 01:02:45,419 --> 01:02:47,327 - Holy shit. Holy shit. - What just happened? 1211 01:02:47,352 --> 01:02:49,168 Bobby... Bobby, get it. Jeff, why is the power out? 1212 01:02:49,193 --> 01:02:50,729 Is the door locked? Is the door locked? 1213 01:02:50,730 --> 01:02:52,975 Yes, it's locked! 1214 01:02:54,567 --> 01:02:56,235 Go turn it on. 1215 01:02:56,702 --> 01:02:58,604 - What do you see out the window? - I don't see shit. 1216 01:02:58,605 --> 01:03:00,259 - I can't see anything. - Brandy, just stay here. 1217 01:03:00,284 --> 01:03:03,109 - Okay. - Do not leave anybody's side. 1218 01:03:03,110 --> 01:03:04,557 Stay away from the sun roof. 1219 01:03:04,582 --> 01:03:07,280 Or, if I try the engine, dude, it'll charge the generator. 1220 01:03:07,281 --> 01:03:09,115 - Try it! - I'll just try it. Hold on. 1221 01:03:09,116 --> 01:03:11,028 Brandy, stay back. 1222 01:03:12,717 --> 01:03:14,324 - Holy shit. - Shit! 1223 01:03:14,349 --> 01:03:16,774 What the fuck? 1224 01:03:17,015 --> 01:03:18,325 Bobby, they are every... They are all around us. 1225 01:03:18,326 --> 01:03:20,517 You guys, what is going on? 1226 01:03:22,564 --> 01:03:24,164 What the fuck is going on? 1227 01:03:24,165 --> 01:03:26,511 What the... Jesus, Bobby! They're outside our... 1228 01:03:26,536 --> 01:03:28,234 - He's right up against the window over there! - Seriously! 1229 01:03:28,235 --> 01:03:29,913 - What the fuck? - Where'd they go? 1230 01:03:29,938 --> 01:03:32,035 You guys. Wait, where did they go? There were, like, 50 of them... 1231 01:03:32,060 --> 01:03:33,644 - Check the back. Go to the back... - ...and they just disappeared. 1232 01:03:33,669 --> 01:03:35,385 and lock the door. 1233 01:03:35,410 --> 01:03:37,461 Did they go on the sides? 1234 01:03:37,486 --> 01:03:40,059 - I don't-I don't know... - Guys, do you see that? 1235 01:03:41,131 --> 01:03:44,561 They are starting to phase out a lot of the traditional stuff 1236 01:03:44,586 --> 01:03:46,955 and starting to go into this extreme stuff. 1237 01:03:46,956 --> 01:03:48,397 - If I've got a group of... - Help! 1238 01:03:48,422 --> 01:03:50,681 6 or 8, you know, 21-year-old males 1239 01:03:50,706 --> 01:03:52,677 and a guy comes up to me and tugs on my sleeve, 1240 01:03:52,702 --> 01:03:54,743 and he says, "Hey, I want it hardcore," 1241 01:03:54,768 --> 01:03:56,035 we'll run him through there. 1242 01:03:56,036 --> 01:03:57,282 I mean, I'll tell the guy, 1243 01:03:57,307 --> 01:03:59,911 "I'll do everything, short of killing you." 1244 01:03:59,936 --> 01:04:01,903 And they're, like, "That's what we want. That's what we want." 1245 01:04:01,904 --> 01:04:04,378 And I'll go in there, and we'll tear 'em up. 1246 01:04:04,403 --> 01:04:06,041 We're almost to the point where we're gonna 1247 01:04:06,067 --> 01:04:08,551 cuss these people and gang-rape them. 1248 01:04:09,860 --> 01:04:13,669 DAYS TILL HALLOWEEN: 1249 01:04:13,694 --> 01:04:14,593 HALLOWEEN 1250 01:04:14,618 --> 01:04:17,536 Brandy, you doing okay? 1251 01:04:18,469 --> 01:04:20,887 Come on, it's our last day. 1252 01:04:21,632 --> 01:04:24,354 Let's see a smile on that face. 1253 01:04:25,219 --> 01:04:27,663 - That's our Halloween breakfast? - Yeah. 1254 01:04:27,664 --> 01:04:28,898 Halloween is just like Christmas. 1255 01:04:28,899 --> 01:04:31,096 You get Christmas breakfast. Halloween breakfast. 1256 01:04:31,121 --> 01:04:32,903 Jack-o-lantern pancakes then. 1257 01:04:32,904 --> 01:04:36,593 Can everybody have a good time today, please? 1258 01:04:36,926 --> 01:04:38,501 Jesus Christ. 1259 01:04:38,526 --> 01:04:40,477 What the fuck was that? 1260 01:04:40,478 --> 01:04:43,425 - Do not go outside yet. - Dude. Dude. 1261 01:04:45,656 --> 01:04:47,726 - Yeah. - I'm going. 1262 01:04:48,942 --> 01:04:50,847 Do you see anybody? 1263 01:04:51,157 --> 01:04:53,333 Why is there a pumpkin in the middle of nowhere? [ CARVE ME ] 1264 01:04:53,358 --> 01:04:54,859 - Zack, get in the RV. - What are you doing? 1265 01:04:54,860 --> 01:04:57,147 - Get back in the RV. - Shh. 1266 01:05:00,766 --> 01:05:02,500 See anything? 1267 01:05:02,501 --> 01:05:03,702 Somebody is here. 1268 01:05:03,703 --> 01:05:05,704 I like it. It says, "Carve me." 1269 01:05:05,705 --> 01:05:08,027 Look what I have. 1270 01:05:14,373 --> 01:05:15,681 I think they went a little too far. 1271 01:05:15,682 --> 01:05:17,018 Got a knife? 1272 01:05:17,043 --> 01:05:19,752 I mean, we are in the middle of nowhere, and they found us? 1273 01:05:19,753 --> 01:05:22,230 Yeah, this is what you've been looking for. 1274 01:05:26,662 --> 01:05:29,387 - Oh, my God. - What is it? 1275 01:05:30,363 --> 01:05:31,754 Look what we have here. 1276 01:05:31,779 --> 01:05:34,191 Stop being dramatic. What is it? 1277 01:05:34,216 --> 01:05:36,213 It's an invitation. 1278 01:05:36,991 --> 01:05:38,915 Bourbon Street, 10:00 p.m. 1279 01:05:38,940 --> 01:05:41,641 But, I mean how do you know it's Blue Skeleton? How the fuck... 1280 01:05:41,642 --> 01:05:42,892 It's what we've been wanting. 1281 01:05:42,917 --> 01:05:45,397 It's insane now. There'll be, like, 10,000 people down there. 1282 01:05:45,422 --> 01:05:47,842 We gotta try it. One more day, that's all I ask. 1283 01:05:47,867 --> 01:05:49,124 It's Halloween. 1284 01:05:49,149 --> 01:05:51,719 - We go home tomorrow, okay? - Yeah, I don't know. 1285 01:05:51,720 --> 01:05:53,154 We bring this to protect us. 1286 01:05:53,155 --> 01:05:55,556 - Don't be a smartass right now. - We're going home tomorrow. 1287 01:05:55,557 --> 01:05:56,924 Dude, this is what we've been looking for. 1288 01:05:56,949 --> 01:05:58,869 Yeah, we used to assume that we were gonna go. 1289 01:05:58,894 --> 01:06:00,027 We are going. 1290 01:06:00,028 --> 01:06:01,198 You just... No, you... 1291 01:06:01,223 --> 01:06:02,697 You don't give anybody a chance to talk... 1292 01:06:02,698 --> 01:06:04,299 You were really going to get an invitation, 1293 01:06:04,300 --> 01:06:05,474 and then just, what are we going to do, 1294 01:06:05,499 --> 01:06:07,779 go drink tonight at a bar? 1295 01:06:07,805 --> 01:06:09,521 This is what we've been looking for, for a week. 1296 01:06:09,546 --> 01:06:11,916 It's Halloween. We go. 1297 01:06:13,805 --> 01:06:16,219 - Holy shit. - Wow. 1298 01:06:16,244 --> 01:06:18,312 Guys, it's so cool. 1299 01:06:18,313 --> 01:06:19,594 I have the weird... That's weird. 1300 01:06:19,597 --> 01:06:21,288 - Halloween. - That's really... 1301 01:06:21,313 --> 01:06:24,437 That means people were out here last night putting those in. 1302 01:06:24,462 --> 01:06:25,654 Zack, go get 'em. 1303 01:06:25,655 --> 01:06:26,841 Wow. 1304 01:06:26,866 --> 01:06:28,757 They were sitting around the RV while we were sleeping. 1305 01:06:28,758 --> 01:06:31,408 Hey. Hey, you all right? 1306 01:06:34,097 --> 01:06:35,832 Brandy, let's go with it. 1307 01:06:35,833 --> 01:06:37,639 Halloween time. 1308 01:06:38,354 --> 01:06:40,819 Everybody take one. Let's rock. 1309 01:06:40,844 --> 01:06:43,131 - Ha! - You're an idiot! 1310 01:06:48,428 --> 01:06:49,812 That's not what we set out to do, 1311 01:06:49,838 --> 01:06:52,616 is to be fucking surrounded in a field 1312 01:06:52,617 --> 01:06:55,027 by fucking weirdos. 1313 01:06:56,852 --> 01:07:00,023 Well, if you kind of think about it, it's kind of cool. 1314 01:07:00,048 --> 01:07:01,891 Are you kidding me? 1315 01:07:01,892 --> 01:07:03,259 - It's kind of cool. - Kind of cool? 1316 01:07:03,260 --> 01:07:04,694 There is such a difference, though, 1317 01:07:04,695 --> 01:07:07,164 in wanting extreme shit and knowing, okay, 1318 01:07:07,165 --> 01:07:09,600 we're going to do an extreme haunted house, 1319 01:07:09,601 --> 01:07:12,536 to brushing teeth and getting ready to go to bed 1320 01:07:12,537 --> 01:07:16,950 and be surrounded by redneck hillbilly assholes 1321 01:07:16,975 --> 01:07:18,509 that are, you know, fucking with us. 1322 01:07:18,510 --> 01:07:21,179 And that's not cool when you don't know what's going on. 1323 01:07:21,180 --> 01:07:23,948 Nothing actually happened. 1324 01:07:23,949 --> 01:07:25,984 Like, just calm down, all right? 1325 01:07:25,985 --> 01:07:28,486 You came on this trip, you've seen this world, 1326 01:07:28,487 --> 01:07:29,852 and now we've got the opportunity 1327 01:07:29,878 --> 01:07:33,339 to do something really cool, so just relax. 1328 01:08:02,037 --> 01:08:04,108 You see anybody who has a skull mask, 1329 01:08:04,133 --> 01:08:06,024 anything that looks like it, let me know. 1330 01:08:06,049 --> 01:08:08,391 Show me your tits! 1331 01:08:08,682 --> 01:08:10,946 Thank you! 1332 01:08:15,596 --> 01:08:18,529 It's not him. It's not him. 1333 01:08:22,745 --> 01:08:24,612 There's somebody up there with a skull, Jeff. 1334 01:08:24,613 --> 01:08:27,312 - Where? - See him on the balcony? 1335 01:08:34,823 --> 01:08:37,362 I swear I could see him. 1336 01:08:46,635 --> 01:08:49,788 I'm not gonna walk down this street again! 1337 01:09:05,638 --> 01:09:07,133 Hey! 1338 01:09:07,728 --> 01:09:09,362 Brandy? 1339 01:09:10,314 --> 01:09:11,652 Hey! 1340 01:09:13,916 --> 01:09:15,743 Brandy! 1341 01:09:26,044 --> 01:09:27,968 Hey, Bob-Bobby! 1342 01:09:29,607 --> 01:09:30,943 Hey! 1343 01:09:30,968 --> 01:09:32,283 Get him. Get him. 1344 01:09:32,284 --> 01:09:33,801 Bobby! 1345 01:09:34,506 --> 01:09:36,078 Hey, wait up! 1346 01:09:37,731 --> 01:09:40,294 Hey, where you go... Wait up! 1347 01:09:40,319 --> 01:09:41,905 Bobby! 1348 01:09:47,206 --> 01:09:50,888 You wanna come out and play? 1349 01:09:58,552 --> 01:09:59,985 Just want to find my friends. 1350 01:10:00,010 --> 01:10:02,609 Over here, boy. What you looking at? 1351 01:10:06,918 --> 01:10:09,132 - Take him! - Yeah! 1352 01:10:11,539 --> 01:10:13,508 Yeah! 1353 01:10:15,017 --> 01:10:16,839 Bring your mouth! 1354 01:10:16,864 --> 01:10:22,214 Put out your tongue and say, "Ah." 1355 01:10:45,627 --> 01:10:46,793 You guys going to call him? 1356 01:10:46,794 --> 01:10:48,586 Yeah, Zack is. 1357 01:10:51,090 --> 01:10:52,733 Oday, I called twice. 1358 01:10:52,734 --> 01:10:54,135 What do you mean you called twice? 1359 01:10:54,136 --> 01:10:55,570 - Voice mail says... - Whose voice mail? 1360 01:10:55,571 --> 01:10:56,937 Jeff's voice mail! It says, 1361 01:10:56,962 --> 01:10:58,619 "If you want to go to the Blue Skeleton..." 1362 01:10:58,644 --> 01:11:00,091 and said "Gave me an intersection" 1363 01:11:00,116 --> 01:11:02,416 and said we gotta be there by midnight. 1364 01:11:17,772 --> 01:11:20,940 I can't believe that we're actually going to find this place, man. 1365 01:11:35,812 --> 01:11:38,672 I can't say I know what's going on, but just... 1366 01:11:38,697 --> 01:11:39,838 We're in this together. 1367 01:11:39,863 --> 01:11:42,628 Alright, that's fine. What are you looking for? 1368 01:11:42,653 --> 01:11:44,226 Mike. 1369 01:11:46,588 --> 01:11:48,868 I don't know where the fuck Jeff is, 1370 01:11:48,893 --> 01:11:51,103 I do not know what is going on. 1371 01:11:51,104 --> 01:11:52,574 We're either going to the end of this road, 1372 01:11:52,599 --> 01:11:54,140 or going the fuck home. 1373 01:11:54,165 --> 01:11:56,396 What do you want to do? You want to leave him out there? 1374 01:11:56,421 --> 01:11:58,407 - There's no fucking chance. - He's up! 1375 01:11:59,306 --> 01:12:01,794 I don't see anything outside, though. 1376 01:12:01,819 --> 01:12:03,732 Somebody is coming. 1377 01:12:09,214 --> 01:12:11,483 Whoa. Zack, what is this, man? 1378 01:12:11,484 --> 01:12:13,330 What's going on? 1379 01:12:15,216 --> 01:12:16,769 What the... 1380 01:12:18,059 --> 01:12:19,872 What are we gonna do? 1381 01:12:22,160 --> 01:12:24,189 Oh, come on. 1382 01:12:30,603 --> 01:12:32,806 This is... Fuck... 1383 01:12:32,831 --> 01:12:34,376 What? 1384 01:12:34,674 --> 01:12:37,943 "60 seconds, come outside, or your friend will die." 1385 01:12:37,968 --> 01:12:40,967 - That's a text message? - What the fuck? 1386 01:12:44,941 --> 01:12:47,219 This is not all right, man. 1387 01:12:49,537 --> 01:12:51,700 "45 seconds." 1388 01:12:51,725 --> 01:12:53,159 Fuck this, dude, I'm not scared of them. 1389 01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:55,800 Let's get out there. This isn't real, right? 1390 01:12:59,267 --> 01:13:00,467 Is this the haunt? What is this? 1391 01:13:00,468 --> 01:13:02,269 "You will be scared. 30 seconds." 1392 01:13:02,270 --> 01:13:06,639 - Can they fucking hear us? - You guys, what's going on here? 1393 01:13:06,892 --> 01:13:08,641 It's... It's just gotta be them. 1394 01:13:08,642 --> 01:13:10,422 What else do we do? 1395 01:13:10,587 --> 01:13:13,625 - Zack? - Dude, get back in the RV! 1396 01:13:13,699 --> 01:13:15,366 Come on! 1397 01:13:22,403 --> 01:13:23,964 Shit! 1398 01:13:26,012 --> 01:13:27,887 "Surprise."? 1399 01:13:29,370 --> 01:13:31,766 - Christ! - What the hell is going on? 1400 01:13:31,767 --> 01:13:33,256 There is glass everywhere, Bobby. 1401 01:13:33,281 --> 01:13:34,469 Stay down, Brandy. 1402 01:13:34,470 --> 01:13:37,459 Jesus-fucking-Christ! Why are they doing this to us? 1403 01:13:37,484 --> 01:13:39,421 Holy shit. 1404 01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:42,346 - Stay down. - Can you see Zack? 1405 01:13:42,371 --> 01:13:44,193 Holy shit. 1406 01:13:45,846 --> 01:13:47,485 Get it. 1407 01:13:51,945 --> 01:13:53,624 "Don't look up." 1408 01:13:56,866 --> 01:13:58,822 What the fuck man? 1409 01:13:59,362 --> 01:14:01,664 I don't want to fucking play along! 1410 01:14:01,665 --> 01:14:03,265 - Get off me! - Get the fuck off! 1411 01:14:03,266 --> 01:14:05,684 Do not fucking hurt her! 1412 01:14:11,501 --> 01:14:13,751 Jesus Christ. 1413 01:14:15,983 --> 01:14:17,973 - Brandy? - Yeah. - Let me go! 1414 01:14:23,955 --> 01:14:25,237 Brandy, stay close. 1415 01:14:25,262 --> 01:14:27,415 Okay. Okay. 1416 01:14:53,931 --> 01:14:55,896 Where are we going? 1417 01:14:57,640 --> 01:15:00,180 Guys, you know what this is. Just relax. 1418 01:15:00,205 --> 01:15:03,657 - A little hard to relax, Zack. - Zack, shut the fuck up. 1419 01:15:11,201 --> 01:15:13,528 - Oh, my God. - Ah, fuck! 1420 01:15:13,553 --> 01:15:14,707 Get off me! 1421 01:15:14,708 --> 01:15:16,805 - What is going on, Mike? - What's happening? 1422 01:15:16,830 --> 01:15:18,855 Get the fuck off me! 1423 01:15:20,169 --> 01:15:21,657 All right. All right. 1424 01:15:21,682 --> 01:15:23,229 Jesus! 1425 01:15:23,254 --> 01:15:26,355 All right. These guys have got a fuckin' bat. 1426 01:15:56,073 --> 01:15:57,785 - What? - What's going on, Mike? 1427 01:15:57,786 --> 01:16:00,213 Michael, just do what they want. 1428 01:16:01,523 --> 01:16:03,626 All right, all right. 1429 01:16:11,801 --> 01:16:13,640 Michael? 1430 01:16:21,820 --> 01:16:24,092 He's just messing with you, Brandy. 1431 01:16:24,379 --> 01:16:25,885 Okay. 1432 01:16:26,805 --> 01:16:28,594 What's going on? 1433 01:16:28,883 --> 01:16:31,901 They are moving me outside. All right, I'll go! 1434 01:16:34,105 --> 01:16:36,259 Hey Zack, are you going too? 1435 01:16:36,284 --> 01:16:38,111 - I guess, are you? - No. 1436 01:16:38,136 --> 01:16:39,153 Zack! 1437 01:16:39,178 --> 01:16:41,731 Wait, you guys, don't leave me in here alone. 1438 01:16:41,732 --> 01:16:43,699 Zack, bring her with you! 1439 01:16:44,841 --> 01:16:46,204 You guys! 1440 01:16:46,229 --> 01:16:47,871 - Brandy! - Oh, shit. 1441 01:16:47,872 --> 01:16:49,306 Brandy! 1442 01:16:49,307 --> 01:16:51,384 - Brandy! - Brandy! 1443 01:16:51,409 --> 01:16:54,011 Fucking shit! Brandy! 1444 01:16:54,012 --> 01:16:55,345 - Brandy! - Guys! - Bobby. 1445 01:16:55,346 --> 01:16:57,512 - Guys! - Brandy! 1446 01:16:58,840 --> 01:17:00,773 Bring her out! 1447 01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:07,156 Fuck, I don't want to be in here alone. 1448 01:17:47,702 --> 01:17:50,350 Count to 30, 1449 01:17:50,885 --> 01:17:53,746 and remove your hood. 1450 01:17:54,008 --> 01:17:59,478 There is going to be a video camera sitting right next to you. 1451 01:18:00,172 --> 01:18:02,249 Pick it up... 1452 01:18:02,625 --> 01:18:08,348 and record everything you see. 1453 01:18:08,946 --> 01:18:11,214 And remember... 1454 01:18:11,239 --> 01:18:14,277 we'll be watching. 1455 01:19:15,497 --> 01:19:17,865 I can't see a goddamn thing. 1456 01:19:19,808 --> 01:19:22,963 Oh, my God, this is ridiculous. 1457 01:19:23,740 --> 01:19:25,434 Shit. 1458 01:19:26,787 --> 01:19:28,302 Zack? 1459 01:19:32,814 --> 01:19:34,221 Zack? 1460 01:19:35,394 --> 01:19:36,820 Bobby? 1461 01:19:37,888 --> 01:19:41,122 I'm supposed to be filming. 1462 01:19:42,307 --> 01:19:44,052 Oh, shit. 1463 01:19:48,500 --> 01:19:49,528 Dammit. 1464 01:19:49,529 --> 01:19:52,726 I swear to Christ, Bobby, if you all are fucking with me... 1465 01:19:54,841 --> 01:19:56,940 Honestly, I just want to get the... Fuck! 1466 01:19:58,504 --> 01:20:01,625 All right, look, I'm fucking over this. 1467 01:20:04,579 --> 01:20:05,823 All right, I'm done. I'm done! 1468 01:20:05,848 --> 01:20:08,487 What the fuck am I supposed to do? 1469 01:20:10,598 --> 01:20:12,131 Hello! 1470 01:20:12,828 --> 01:20:14,475 Zack! Bobby! 1471 01:20:14,500 --> 01:20:16,908 This is crazy shit. 1472 01:20:20,094 --> 01:20:21,628 Hello? 1473 01:20:22,984 --> 01:20:24,618 Hello? 1474 01:20:25,060 --> 01:20:26,742 Fuck. 1475 01:20:36,888 --> 01:20:38,432 Zack? 1476 01:20:42,840 --> 01:20:45,074 Oh, fuck. 1477 01:20:51,727 --> 01:20:54,709 Oh! Jesus Christ, man! 1478 01:20:54,734 --> 01:20:57,862 Dude, I am done! Just let me out. I give up. 1479 01:20:59,034 --> 01:21:03,660 What the fuck? Get me out of here now! 1480 01:21:04,013 --> 01:21:05,760 You look. 1481 01:21:12,882 --> 01:21:15,260 Jesus Christ! Oh shit. 1482 01:21:15,285 --> 01:21:18,554 Hey, hey! How the fuck do I get out of here? 1483 01:21:18,555 --> 01:21:19,923 What the fuck? 1484 01:21:19,924 --> 01:21:21,858 - What the fuck! 1485 01:21:21,859 --> 01:21:23,548 Oh, shit. 1486 01:21:26,409 --> 01:21:27,929 Okay. 1487 01:21:38,589 --> 01:21:40,411 Oh my god. No! 1488 01:21:40,412 --> 01:21:43,569 Can any of you guys hear me in here? 1489 01:21:46,418 --> 01:21:48,182 All right, we're done! 1490 01:21:49,934 --> 01:21:52,257 What the fuck? 1491 01:21:53,524 --> 01:21:55,002 What the fuck, man! 1492 01:21:55,027 --> 01:21:57,995 Get me the fuck out of here! Bobby, where are you? 1493 01:21:57,996 --> 01:22:00,965 Get me out of here! Get me the fuck out of here! 1494 01:22:00,966 --> 01:22:03,133 Get me the fuck... 1495 01:22:03,134 --> 01:22:06,096 Get me the fuck... Bobby! Mikey! 1496 01:22:06,121 --> 01:22:08,340 Somebody fucking answer me! 1497 01:22:08,341 --> 01:22:10,283 What's going on? 1498 01:22:11,536 --> 01:22:13,360 Fuck! 1499 01:22:19,447 --> 01:22:21,921 Oh. Jesus. 1500 01:22:21,922 --> 01:22:25,099 Hey, man, tell me you know how to get out of this fucking place. 1501 01:22:25,716 --> 01:22:27,112 Hey. 1502 01:22:28,134 --> 01:22:30,506 What the fuck is this? 1503 01:22:30,531 --> 01:22:33,008 Your props are really fucking scary! 1504 01:22:33,033 --> 01:22:35,596 Oh! Shit. 1505 01:22:36,347 --> 01:22:37,746 Hello? 1506 01:22:37,771 --> 01:22:39,972 What the fuck is going on? 1507 01:22:39,973 --> 01:22:41,614 Hello! 1508 01:22:41,848 --> 01:22:43,570 Hello! 1509 01:22:44,706 --> 01:22:46,350 Oh, shit! 1510 01:22:46,375 --> 01:22:48,903 Michael! Mike! 1511 01:22:49,318 --> 01:22:50,994 Michael, I'm in here man! 1512 01:22:51,019 --> 01:22:52,775 - Get me the fuck out! - Mike! 1513 01:22:52,801 --> 01:22:54,693 - God dammit! Bobby! - What the fuck is wrong? 1514 01:22:54,718 --> 01:22:55,989 - Michael? - Bobby! 1515 01:22:55,990 --> 01:22:57,357 Michael! 1516 01:22:57,358 --> 01:22:59,326 - Guys, can you hear me? - Michael. No! Look at the door. 1517 01:22:59,327 --> 01:23:00,712 Get the fuck out! 1518 01:23:00,737 --> 01:23:02,529 Get the fuck out of there now! 1519 01:23:02,530 --> 01:23:03,864 Find the door! 1520 01:23:03,865 --> 01:23:06,420 Michael! Michael! 1521 01:23:07,137 --> 01:23:08,360 Come on. Come on, there's 1522 01:23:08,401 --> 01:23:09,865 There's got to be a light in here. 1523 01:23:09,890 --> 01:23:11,414 Come on. 1524 01:23:15,282 --> 01:23:18,611 - No! - Coming through! Pardon me! 1525 01:23:19,683 --> 01:23:21,550 Stop it! 1526 01:23:21,551 --> 01:23:24,176 Please stop! 1527 01:23:27,491 --> 01:23:28,923 Just get me out of here! 1528 01:23:28,948 --> 01:23:31,535 Please get me out of here! 1529 01:23:33,047 --> 01:23:36,263 - I'm going to fuck your world! - No... 1530 01:23:39,143 --> 01:23:40,895 Brandy? 1531 01:23:41,980 --> 01:23:44,325 Guys, somebody please talk to me. 1532 01:23:44,350 --> 01:23:47,029 Please God, please God, please God. 1533 01:23:47,439 --> 01:23:49,167 Please. 1534 01:23:51,020 --> 01:23:52,300 Zack? 1535 01:23:52,325 --> 01:23:54,818 Zack, what the fuck are you doing in here, man? 1536 01:23:54,819 --> 01:23:56,739 We got to get out of here. 1537 01:23:56,764 --> 01:23:59,710 This is not a fucking haunt. 1538 01:24:00,093 --> 01:24:02,249 You having fun, Bobby? 1539 01:26:01,523 --> 01:26:03,047 What? 1540 01:26:03,588 --> 01:26:05,339 Help! 1541 01:26:05,757 --> 01:26:07,440 Help! 1542 01:26:07,887 --> 01:26:09,458 Please... 1543 01:26:09,834 --> 01:26:11,921 Bobby! 1544 01:26:13,597 --> 01:26:15,986 Please help! 1545 01:26:17,120 --> 01:26:19,244 Help me! 1546 01:26:20,191 --> 01:26:22,874 Can anybody hear me! 1547 01:26:30,997 --> 01:26:34,000 I can't breathe in here! 1548 01:26:54,410 --> 01:26:56,289 Please! 1549 01:26:58,066 --> 01:26:59,695 Please! 1550 01:27:12,425 --> 01:27:15,697 Help! 1551 01:27:18,324 --> 01:27:20,591 Help! 1552 01:27:20,616 --> 01:27:22,923 Please help me! 1553 01:27:22,948 --> 01:27:24,769 Please... 1554 01:27:26,789 --> 01:27:29,146 Help! 1555 01:27:38,412 --> 01:27:41,113 What's the best part about your job? 1556 01:27:43,303 --> 01:27:47,002 I'm... I'm not me for five hours a day. 1557 01:27:47,027 --> 01:27:51,088 And if I can get out of the tangled up mess, 1558 01:27:51,113 --> 01:27:53,820 that is my head and into somebody else's head. 1559 01:27:53,845 --> 01:27:56,780 All that pent-up aggression is now taken out on somebody, 1560 01:27:56,805 --> 01:27:58,872 and, you know, 1561 01:27:58,873 --> 01:28:01,173 be as vicious and mean as I can 1562 01:28:01,198 --> 01:28:03,175 towards anybody to scare 'em. 1563 01:28:03,214 --> 01:28:07,014 You want to make it so that they're not gonna escape. 1564 01:28:07,015 --> 01:28:08,328 Right? I mean, that's the thing, 1565 01:28:08,353 --> 01:28:10,211 They don't, I mean, we don't want them to escape. 1566 01:28:10,236 --> 01:28:13,531 If I were a zombie and they came out here, 1567 01:28:13,556 --> 01:28:16,024 my goal is to eat their brains and survive, right? 1568 01:28:16,025 --> 01:28:18,827 And, um, their goal is to not make it out, 1569 01:28:18,828 --> 01:28:21,262 or try to make it out if they can. 1570 01:28:21,263 --> 01:28:22,849 Um. 1571 01:28:22,874 --> 01:28:24,541 They're-They're coming out here and it's going to be 1572 01:28:24,566 --> 01:28:27,274 their last visit anywhere. 113984