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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:38,229 You need some help, Mr. Marcelo? 2 00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:50,468 - You sure? - I'm good as new. 3 00:00:59,060 --> 00:01:01,301 Mr. Zé, what time does Mércio get here? 4 00:01:01,420 --> 00:01:03,388 He's supposed to be here by six, Mr. Marcelo. 5 00:01:03,500 --> 00:01:06,822 - What time is it now? - It's 3:25 6 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:10,261 - Alright, thanks. - You're welcome, son. 7 00:01:11,900 --> 00:01:15,791 - WHAT U INTO? - EVERYTHING BUT I WANNA GET FUCKED 8 00:01:48,220 --> 00:01:50,461 - Good morning, Mércio. - Good morning, Mr. Marcelo. 9 00:01:50,580 --> 00:01:52,025 You sure got up early today! 10 00:01:52,140 --> 00:01:54,711 I haven't gone to bed yet. Got home late and couldn't sleep. 11 00:01:54,820 --> 00:01:59,109 - Partied hard, huh? - Yeah, kinda. 12 00:02:03,860 --> 00:02:07,910 - Fuck, seven shots. - That was near where I live. 13 00:02:08,060 --> 00:02:08,968 Did you know him? 14 00:02:09,020 --> 00:02:11,307 No, but this guy used to work with my brother-in-law. 15 00:02:11,420 --> 00:02:13,070 - My brother-in-law knew him. - Right... 16 00:02:20,300 --> 00:02:22,064 - Good morning. - Good morning. 17 00:02:23,860 --> 00:02:26,147 - So you live in Iputinga, then? - Yeah. 18 00:02:26,660 --> 00:02:27,991 I'm going that way later. 19 00:02:28,100 --> 00:02:31,070 Some friends are away and asked me to watch over their cat 20 00:02:31,180 --> 00:02:33,421 The cat? 21 00:02:35,020 --> 00:02:36,988 You're a good friend, you know that? 22 00:02:37,100 --> 00:02:39,148 Not many people would do that. 23 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:41,548 What time do you get off? 24 00:02:41,660 --> 00:02:44,266 We could take the bus together. 25 00:02:44,380 --> 00:02:48,021 - I get off at six. But I got a bike. - Oh, ok. 26 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:50,343 I can give you a ride. 27 00:02:50,460 --> 00:02:52,349 Really? But I got a backpack. 28 00:02:52,460 --> 00:02:54,986 I can hold the backpack and you sit on the frame. 29 00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:57,467 Awesome, let's do it. 30 00:02:59,860 --> 00:03:03,023 - Hugo's gonna be by himself? - Hugo and Lucas. 31 00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:07,265 - They're a couple, right? - How can you tell? 32 00:03:07,380 --> 00:03:11,146 - I just caught on to them. - Got it. 33 00:03:14,260 --> 00:03:16,024 - What about you? - What about me? 34 00:03:16,140 --> 00:03:18,347 - You go out with men? - What do you think? 35 00:03:19,220 --> 00:03:20,665 I think you do. 36 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:22,911 Obviously, right? 37 00:03:23,060 --> 00:03:25,666 - But you're different from Hugo. - Am I? 38 00:03:25,780 --> 00:03:27,908 I mean, it only shows when you get home drunk. 39 00:03:28,060 --> 00:03:29,824 Really? What am I like when I'm drunk? 40 00:03:29,940 --> 00:03:32,466 I don't know, more relaxed, prancing around. 41 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:36,505 - So I'm flaming queen? - I didn't mean it like that... 42 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:42,263 - What about you? - What about me? 43 00:03:42,380 --> 00:03:45,827 - You ever been out with a man? - No way man, I'm married. 44 00:03:45,940 --> 00:03:46,643 Oh... 45 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:48,708 - Let me show you my princesses. - Let me see. 46 00:03:52,820 --> 00:03:55,107 - Jessica and Tayane. - Aw, they're beautiful. 47 00:03:55,220 --> 00:03:57,109 - Good morning, miss Luana. - Good morning. 48 00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:59,150 What about your wife, got any pics? 49 00:03:59,260 --> 00:04:02,503 She didn't let me have it, said she looked ugly. 50 00:04:03,140 --> 00:04:04,162 Got it. 51 00:06:04,180 --> 00:06:06,786 - I gotta rest. - No worries, man. 52 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:09,824 - No, that's ok. - You sure? 53 00:06:19,460 --> 00:06:21,110 So, where are we? 54 00:06:22,380 --> 00:06:24,189 Cérrego do Jenipapo. 55 00:06:28,900 --> 00:06:30,390 I didn't know this route. 56 00:06:32,620 --> 00:06:35,510 - You got water in your backpack? - No. 57 00:06:41,060 --> 00:06:43,267 Come on, we're close. 58 00:06:50,860 --> 00:06:52,544 Fuck, you couldn't bring some water? 59 00:07:07,140 --> 00:07:09,222 - Come in. - Excuse me. 60 00:07:09,340 --> 00:07:12,469 - You talking to the cat? - To it, also.. 61 00:07:21,180 --> 00:07:22,229 Come here. 62 00:07:28,540 --> 00:07:30,224 It's not cold though, ok? 63 00:07:31,740 --> 00:07:35,301 No problem. I'm so thirsty, I'll take anything. 64 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:51,468 You like this? 65 00:08:21,820 --> 00:08:24,551 Hey, it's ok. It happens. 66 00:08:29,860 --> 00:08:31,510 You won't get it up. 67 00:08:37,820 --> 00:08:39,424 Let me fuck you, then? 68 00:08:40,180 --> 00:08:41,420 No way, you crazy? 69 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:46,629 What if I dry hump you? 70 00:08:47,900 --> 00:08:49,550 I can cum this way. 71 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:56,107 I'm gonna go, my wife's gonna suspect something. 72 00:09:56,620 --> 00:09:59,021 - Who is it? - It's Mércio. 73 00:10:08,860 --> 00:10:11,545 - I've come to pick up my keys. - Come in. 74 00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:20,301 The one you put in your pocket last night? 75 00:12:30,940 --> 00:12:32,430 Cum with me. 76 00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:08,908 - Morning, Marcio. - Morning, Mr Marcelo 77 00:14:24,580 --> 00:14:26,901 - Morning, Marcio. - Morning, Mr Marcelo 78 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:34,908 You're pretty good with your mouth. 79 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:16,869 - Morning, Hugo. - Morning? Graga Aralijds on already. 80 00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:20,063 Good afternoon, then. 81 00:15:24,220 --> 00:15:27,190 This strike's gonna fuck up your biological clock. 82 00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:29,223 Leave me alone, girl. 83 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:46,268 - Did you just wake up? - Yeah. 84 00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:49,429 - Did you log in to Facebook? - No, why? 85 00:15:49,540 --> 00:15:52,384 'Cause you're a think piece topic today, honey. 86 00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:53,581 Who's dissing me? 87 00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:56,101 - Queen Cobra. - Uh-oh. 88 00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:58,541 I told you you couldn't pull off drag. 89 00:15:59,140 --> 00:16:02,986 TRANS WOMEN DESERVE RESPECT, NOT A CARNIVAL PARADE 90 00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:07,822 Gimme a break. Can't they deserve respect plus a Carnival parade? 91 00:16:09,380 --> 00:16:10,870 I don't know, transphobe. 92 00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:12,784 Get the door, will you. 93 00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:16,188 - You go. - No man, I've been out all morning. 94 00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:17,426 You were sleeping 'til now. 95 00:16:17,540 --> 00:16:20,111 - Come on, I'm glued to the couch here. - No. 96 00:16:20,860 --> 00:16:22,430 - Go, Hugo. - No! 97 00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:24,982 - Don't be a dick. - Fuck this shit. 98 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:33,310 Hey, Mr. Hugo. Hey, Mr. Marcelo. 99 00:16:33,420 --> 00:16:35,502 Mr. Marcelo, could you please spot me 2 bucks? 100 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,031 So I can buy me a soda. 101 00:16:37,140 --> 00:16:40,462 I went to get it at the gas station, but they're out of change. 102 00:16:40,580 --> 00:16:42,628 - Sure, just a sec. - Great. 103 00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:50,791 What's up, Mr Hugo? Where's Lucas? 104 00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:52,789 I don't know. 105 00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:56,140 Here you go. 106 00:16:56,260 --> 00:16:57,671 I'll pay you back later. 107 00:16:57,780 --> 00:16:59,703 - Ok, no problem. - Good day. 108 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:08,027 - What's with the long face? - Just my face. 109 00:17:09,180 --> 00:17:12,389 What's the matter, Hugo? Like I never lent you two bucks. 110 00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,468 Oh, you've lent me more. 111 00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:19,588 I have nothing to do with that, I just don't want you bringing him here. 112 00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:22,465 - Because he's a doorman? - A doorman here. 113 00:17:22,580 --> 00:17:26,346 - If he worked elsewhere it wouldn't be a problem? - No. 114 00:17:26,460 --> 00:17:29,031 Listen, queen, I'm not gonna argue with you. 115 00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:32,144 - You're a victim of prejudice too. - Excuse me? 116 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,183 People say you're a cradle robber. 117 00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:36,587 How many years is Lucas younger than you? 118 00:17:36,700 --> 00:17:41,024 Ten. So what? If he's into older men and bears, the better for me. 119 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,863 I'm not prejudiced, dude. 120 00:17:45,740 --> 00:17:49,711 You can let him buttfuck you anywhere, just don't bring him here. 121 00:17:50,260 --> 00:17:52,342 I'm gonna go to bed. 122 00:17:52,460 --> 00:17:56,021 Go. It's the only thing you know how to do anyway. 123 00:18:46,060 --> 00:18:47,664 Yaas kween! 124 00:19:10,020 --> 00:19:11,510 Sorry, Linda had too much to drink, 125 00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:14,430 but they've taken her out of the pool already. 126 00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:17,831 - They're calling the police. - Who's calling the police? 127 00:19:17,940 --> 00:19:20,386 - 204. - Who told 204? 128 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:23,071 I don't know... They must have seen it. 129 00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:26,901 - So they were watching the party? - I don't know. 130 00:19:28,740 --> 00:19:31,311 You're pissed 'cause I didn't invite you. 131 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,468 It wasn't me who told them, they just buzzed me. 132 00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:35,742 It would be bad for you, asshole. 133 00:19:35,860 --> 00:19:38,511 What would 204 think? 134 00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:42,341 Mr Marcelo, you know loud music isn't allowed in the premises, 135 00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:44,986 so I think you'd better turn off the stereo. 136 00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:47,662 Mr Marcelo my ass! 137 00:19:47,780 --> 00:19:50,511 Mr Marcelo can go suck my fucking cock! 138 00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:14,348 - I'm glad you called. - Really? 139 00:21:14,460 --> 00:21:16,224 I was just about to take a dip in the sea... 140 00:21:16,340 --> 00:21:19,105 - and remembered my phone in my pocket. - Oh, ok. 141 00:21:21,420 --> 00:21:24,424 But that's not the only reason I'm glad. 142 00:21:24,540 --> 00:21:28,226 - I called to wish you a good year. - You too. 143 00:21:29,780 --> 00:21:31,703 - Are you at the beach? - Yeah. 144 00:21:33,180 --> 00:21:36,309 - Did you jump over waves? - Yeah, all seven. 145 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:39,663 I mean, I jumped over eight, 'cause one was too weak. 146 00:21:40,140 --> 00:21:42,268 And what color underwear you have on? 147 00:21:42,380 --> 00:21:46,510 - Yellow. - Yellow? Don't be greedy, man! 148 00:21:48,220 --> 00:21:50,348 I wanna live the good life! 149 00:21:50,540 --> 00:21:53,020 What about you, what color are you wearing? 150 00:21:53,140 --> 00:21:55,302 Red. 151 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:01,910 - Listen... - Yeah. 152 00:22:03,300 --> 00:22:05,302 Did you change your phone operator? 153 00:22:05,420 --> 00:22:07,468 Yeah, I changed plans... 154 00:22:07,580 --> 00:22:12,427 So that's why I didn't hear that noise it makes when we both have the same operator. 155 00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:14,429 Yeah... 156 00:22:15,220 --> 00:22:18,667 I'm running out of minutes and the call is gonna drop. 157 00:22:18,780 --> 00:22:22,865 Damn... I don't have minutes either, I forgot to get some. 158 00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:26,388 But let me tell you something quickly, then. 159 00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:28,264 Yeah, go ahead. 160 00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:31,107 Let's see each other this year? 161 00:22:31,220 --> 00:22:32,267 Sure! 162 00:22:43,660 --> 00:22:46,106 - You still there? - Yeah, I'm st-- 163 00:24:05,420 --> 00:24:09,903 THE DAYTIME DOORMAN 164 00:24:10,060 --> 00:24:11,903 Translation: Pedro Pinheiro Neves 12382

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