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[theme music]
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[tires screeching]
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[explosion]
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[music continues]
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[tires screeching]
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[explosion]
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[music continues]
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[explosion]
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[wind howling]
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[dramatic music]
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[music continues]
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[engine revving]
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[engine rumbling]
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[creaking]
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(T.J.) Hey-hey. Thanks
for coming, Superboy.
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Looks very old.
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Oh, it's extremely old,
Superboy. Yes, yes.
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But we seem to have
the proverbial
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immovable object here.
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And you need
an irresistible force.
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Precisely. Alright, everyone,
please backup.
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[grunting]
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[grunting continues]
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[dramatic music]
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I don't believe it. Even
Superboy can't lift it.
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[Superboy grunting]
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Hiya, folks.
Mxyzptlk is the name.
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Dimension hoppin' is the game.
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Superboy, I'm so glad
you could come to see me.
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It saves me
having to come see you.
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[zaps]
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# I come from afar
to make you a star #
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Okay. That does it. No more
chili dogs before bedtime.
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Look. I know these
losers are your people.
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And I love you, for you're
loyal to them.
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Really.
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But we got things to discuss.
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So what say, we make a meet
on top of the biology building
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in say, oh, um,
28 seconds.
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We are dreaming,
aren't we?
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Uh-uh, it's too silly
to be a dream.
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- It was no dream.
- It's not a hallucination.
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That totem was real.
Now it's gone.
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Well, where did he come from?
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Perhaps the inscription on the
totem can give us the answer.
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Young man, how long
will it take you
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to have that film developed?
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Uh, one hour, doc.
From my lab to yours.
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- Get a load of us.
- Absolutely amazing.
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Instantaneous
matter transference.
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Seems our little friend
is, uh, short on patience.
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Oh, what do we do now?
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I'd take the side streets
if I were you.
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[chuckling]
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[swooshing]
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Supey baby.
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I'm so glad
you could make it.
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Uh, I gotta apologize
for the surroundings.
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You know, it ain't much,
but we like to call it home.
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Looks like a rooftop to me.
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You hurt me, Supey.
You wound me, you know that?
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What? The ventilation's
sensational, huh?
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Who are you?
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Oh, naughty, naughty, Supster.
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You're not paying attention.
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My name is Mxyzptlk.
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M-X-Y-Z-P-T-L-K.
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But don't try
to say that fast.
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Or you'll get your tongue
wrapped around your eye teeth.
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I won't be able to see
what I'm saying.
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Don't ever do that.
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Don't you ever, ever...
steal my line again.
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What do you want from me?
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Where I come from,
we all get a lotta yaks
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that you human beings, you know,
messing up all the time.
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I'm glad we
entertain you. Really.
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But I'll tell you
what's really entertaining
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is you know, when you're
two people like that
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when you're Clark
and Superboy.
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[laughs]
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Now, listen. Superboy,
your secret's safe with me.
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I wouldn't tell anybody,
you know.
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If the whole world
knows about it, it's a spoil.
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But here's the deal.
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You know, in the fifth dimension
we got our eye on you, you know.
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And you got what we want.
And we always get what we want.
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Whoa, whoa. Back up, back up.
There's a fifth dimension?
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You're a good-looking kid.
Got a lotta style.
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You know, but in the
smart's department
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you ain't exactly
world-class.
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You dummy!
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The fifth dimension
is another...universe.
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There's a parallel universe.
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But it's nothing like this.
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What does that have
to do with me?
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It's the powers. It's
the super-duper powers.
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You know, anybody could do
magic in a fifth dimension.
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But that's all like a door
is magic, you know.
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So, we've been watching
you, you know.
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We'll get you over there, you
know, look you over, you know.
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Maybe you could show us, then
we could all become super too.
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I'm not going anywhere.
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I'm not interested.
Not even a little.
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Please, Supey.
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Maybe I can change your mind.
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Turn on those
super-duper powers
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and you see that lady
down there?
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Over there.
And the building next to it.
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[static]
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Yay, Sup!
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(female #1) Oh, Superboy.
You saved my life.
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Ask yourself this, Supster.
Can I be everywhere at once?
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What if stuff like this was
happening all over town?
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- Is that a threat?
- That's a prediction.
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Where I come from,
we settle things with wagers.
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Uh...are you a betting man?
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- Will you get to the point?
- You know that Lana chick?
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She's not too hard on the eyes,
for a human that is.
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The bet is, I can make her fall
in love with me within 24 hours.
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- I loose, I cut out.
- And if you win, what happens?
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Yeah. If I win, you know,
didn't think of that one.
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I win, we go back
to the fifth dimension
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and we, you know, make it
a happening place.
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There's also
a third possibility here.
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That I stuff you right now.
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Huh, ah!
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- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- Oh! Superboy.
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Oh!
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Excuse me.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
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[birds chirping]
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Hi, sweetie-honey.
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Ouch! You again?
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Ah! How do you pop
in and out like that?
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Practice. Listen, I got
a joke for you.
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[panting]
Okay.
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- Knock knock.
- Who's there?
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- Jimmy.
- Jimmy who?
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- Jimmy a kiss.
- Ah!
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Ugh!
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- Great, huh? Sensational?
- That was disgusting.
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Now I know what it's like
to be kissed by a toad. Ugh!
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Think I need a little more
work on this.
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(Lana)
I don't know.
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I suppose I went a little too
far by calling the guy a toad.
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(Clark) For all we know,
where he comes from
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calling him a toad
is a compliment.
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(Lana) I'll admit the
guy is a little unusual.
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(Clark)
A little unusual?
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(Lana) Okay, he's the weirdest
thing to ever hit Shuster.
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But I don't see what,
uh...Superboy and Dr. Royer
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are so concerned about?
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And even if they're right
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and Mr. Mxyzptlk turns out
to be from out of this world
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he doesn't seem
all that dangerous.
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[dramatic music]
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Hey, where did
the guards go?
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You mean, where did we go?
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[gun cocking]
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[laughing]
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- We need a hostage?
- We do?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. We need a hostage.
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[convicts chuckling]
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Get the babe.
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Yeah, alright.
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Yeah, get the babe.
What you gonna do, huh?
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Gonna do something, eh?
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Alright, somebody's
gonna get dead.
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I'll save you, sweetie-honey.
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Don't try to thank me,
sweetie-honey.
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Yo. Sweetie.
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Ooh.
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[bell donging]
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[indistinct chattering]
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[dramatic music]
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Oh! But you know it's
not my birthday.
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Lana, from now on,
every day is your birthday.
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Oh, Clark.
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Clark?
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- I just love this.
- Me too. He he.
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- Ain't it a trip?
- Uh-huh.
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(Lana)
It's funny.
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You think you know
someone all your life
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until one day, you find yourself
looking at that person
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in a brand new light.
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Yeah. Ain't it the truth?
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So, swee...uh, Lana,
let's, uh, have some lunch.
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And you know, we can, uh,
we can play some Putt-Putt
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and then we could
swing by the zoo
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and tease the monkeys
for an hour or two--
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Clark Kent, I can't decide
if you're the strangest guy
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I've ever known
or just the most romantic.
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Maybe I'll just keep you
guessing for a while.
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Uh, Clark. Don't get me wrong,
it's not that I'm complaining.
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Today's been heaven.
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But it's, um..
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I just can't help wondering
why you're so..
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...I don't know,
so, uh, different?
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Maybe love does it to people
sometimes, you know.
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Makes them different.
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- Yeah.
- Maybe.
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That does happen sometimes.
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[chuckles]
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Maybe it could happen to me
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m-maybe it could happen to you.
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Maybe.
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[birds chirping]
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Oh! I just don't know
how you feel anymore.
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All I know is...I can't
stop thinking about you.
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- About us.
- Now you're talking.
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- That's enough.
- Superboy, um..
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Hey, Supey baby,
glad you could make it.
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Lana.
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- That's not Clark.
- What?
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It's not the Clark you know.
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You can say that again. He's
been full of surprises all day.
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Come with me. I need
to explain something to you.
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I'll take you somewhere safe.
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This is all so sudden. I, uh,
I-I don't know what to say.
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It's okay, Lana.
It's okay, really.
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I understand.
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It's okay. If you wanna
go off with him, I understand.
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What girl in her right mind
would wanna go off with
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with Clark Kent when she can go
off with Superboy, y-you know?
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It's okay.
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I'm-I'm sorry, Superboy.
I...I can't leave Clark.
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Not like this.
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The answer's gotta be in there
somewhere, professor.
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I have a lot of questions
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to which I'm trying
to find the answers.
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Well, there's just one
I'm interested in.
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How to send that imp back
to the fifth dimension?
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Hey, Superboy, lighten up.
That's not like you.
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(T.J.) Granted he's
a pain in the butt.
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But...what's the big deal?
He's no real threat, is he?
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He is to Lana.
Have you seen them?
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He's hitting on her
and I don't think she minds.
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- No way!
- Yes.
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Wait. How would
she have time?
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I mean, Clark and her
have really found each other.
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Ha, surprise to me.
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Don't underestimate
Clark, okay?
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He might seem laid-back on
the outside, but underneath--
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(T.J.)
A seething volcano?
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[chuckles]
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Look, Superboy, I love the guy,
but hot lava, he ain't.
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Ah. Something. Something.
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According to this
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spirit creatures
appeared quite often.
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(Royer) Until the tribe
shaman devised this totem
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to block the gate
from their world to ours.
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Does it tell us
how to get rid of them?
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No. Not clearly. But these
pictographs give a hint.
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You see, I-I'm guessing here,
I-I'm doing a lot of guessing
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but...my interpretation
is that they are
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they are a warning
and a solution.
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You see, these creatures
can be benevolent
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and then suddenly
turn quite vicious.
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With the bottom line,
professor.
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Well, this is,
I'm-I'm not sure.
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But I think it has
to do with reflection
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and the name of the creature.
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That's it?
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Well, in time of course
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I-I hope to get more
information, but..
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Well..
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Time's the one thing we're
running out of, professor.
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Oh, yeah.
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[dramatic music]
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Clark.
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What are you doing?
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Why did you
turn on the lights?
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Because we're going to study.
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00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,489
Well, you know
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we studied each other
enough to know we're in love.
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Clark.
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Clark!
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[indistinct]
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You said you like the new Clark.
I mean, that's who I am.
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The way you're acting,
I'll take the old Clark any day.
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No!
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I want you to leave, now.
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00:17:00,485 --> 00:17:02,854
I don't wanna go.
You can't make me go.
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00:17:04,221 --> 00:17:07,258
What is going on?
Get out of here, you toad.
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Say I love you, toad.
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00:17:11,128 --> 00:17:12,663
"I love you, toad."
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00:17:12,663 --> 00:17:15,666
I wanna go back to the
fifth dimension with you.
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00:17:15,666 --> 00:17:18,236
"I wanna go back to the
fifth dimension with you."
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00:17:32,717 --> 00:17:35,286
Morning, Supster.
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00:17:35,286 --> 00:17:37,287
You don't look too happy.
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00:17:37,287 --> 00:17:38,622
[laughs]
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You know, I am though.
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00:17:40,224 --> 00:17:42,059
I'm telling you.
You know why?
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00:17:42,059 --> 00:17:45,963
Because the bet's off, I'm
not interested in you no more.
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- It's all cancelled.
- What's the catch?
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I'm smitten.
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I like your girlfriend.
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00:17:53,271 --> 00:17:55,006
[chuckles]
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00:17:55,006 --> 00:17:56,373
Well, that's it.
299
00:17:56,373 --> 00:17:58,642
She's ready to go.
She's packed.
300
00:17:58,642 --> 00:18:00,511
She's not going
anywhere with you.
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00:18:00,511 --> 00:18:02,312
You wanna bet
your cake, Supey?
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00:18:02,312 --> 00:18:04,348
She's going.
She's all ready to go.
303
00:18:04,348 --> 00:18:06,350
She's down there packing now.
304
00:18:06,350 --> 00:18:08,920
You know, you can meet us
at the excavation site.
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00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,087
[clears throat]
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00:18:10,087 --> 00:18:12,990
And, uh, don't bring
no flowers or music.
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00:18:12,990 --> 00:18:17,762
Just, uh, tears for, uh, the
happy couple that is going away.
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Mxyzptlk.
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Kltpzyxm.
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Sure hope this plan
of yours works.
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00:18:52,930 --> 00:18:55,199
You hope it works.
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00:18:55,199 --> 00:18:57,868
Lana, um, listen,
uh, Superboy filled me in.
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With you leaving
so soon and all, I figured
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you wouldn't have a chance to
say goodbye to your father.
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00:19:06,110 --> 00:19:08,112
What's the deal with the note?
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You're taking Lana away from us
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away from everything and
everyone she's ever known.
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The least that we can do
is have something
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that she can leave behind
for her family and friends
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to remember her by.
It's the decent thing to do.
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00:19:19,657 --> 00:19:23,594
Never let it be said
that Mxyzptlk is indecent.
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00:19:25,196 --> 00:19:28,066
Go ahead, read the note. I give
you permission, sweetie-honey.
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"Dear Father, dear friends.
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"It is with great sadness
and regret that I say
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a fond farewell
and a heartfelt
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Kltp...zy. Kltp.."
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Let me help you with that.
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00:19:44,782 --> 00:19:48,086
No. Superboy, you are
through helping her.
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I'll read it.
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"Dear Father, dear friends.
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"It is with great sadness
and regret that I say
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a fond farewell
and a heartfelt Kltpzyxm."
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00:20:02,567 --> 00:20:03,601
[laughing]
334
00:20:03,601 --> 00:20:05,603
That's not fair.
You tricked me.
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00:20:07,271 --> 00:20:09,207
[buzzing]
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00:20:10,741 --> 00:20:13,411
Goodbye, Mxyzptlk.
And good riddance.
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00:20:15,245 --> 00:20:17,414
And once Superboy
figured out the secret
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00:20:17,414 --> 00:20:20,017
of getting him to say
his name backwards
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00:20:20,017 --> 00:20:22,586
he came up with the idea
of my farewell letter.
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00:20:22,586 --> 00:20:25,756
And as fast as you
can say Kltpzyxm
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no more Mr. Mxyzptlk.
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- Mark.
- Ah, Mark.
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00:20:32,096 --> 00:20:34,665
You know, Lana, you haven't
said much about my...double.
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What was the other
Clark like anyway?
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00:20:36,467 --> 00:20:38,902
Oh, the less said,
the better.
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Believe me, one Clark in a
girl's life is more than enough.
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What does that mean?
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00:20:46,109 --> 00:20:47,812
[instrumental music]
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[theme music]
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