Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:04,457
Subtitles by explosiveskull
2
00:00:05,684 --> 00:00:08,509
Dear love, I was thinking about you
3
00:00:08,511 --> 00:00:10,800
so I felt compelled to write you.
4
00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:12,396
Lately you've been straying away
5
00:00:12,398 --> 00:00:13,990
when all I want you to do is stay.
6
00:00:13,992 --> 00:00:17,797
Don't be afraid boo 'cause see,
Smash ain't gonna bite you.
7
00:00:17,799 --> 00:00:19,276
Now I'm just trying to get to know
8
00:00:19,278 --> 00:00:20,792
what I don't know and I'm trying to
9
00:00:20,794 --> 00:00:25,054
get you to show what it
is that you don't show.
10
00:00:25,056 --> 00:00:28,253
Like is there a reason why you
are concealing your feelings?
11
00:00:28,255 --> 00:00:31,361
Was there once a love born
that left your heart torn,
12
00:00:31,363 --> 00:00:35,221
now you're emotionally scorned
and need time for healing?
13
00:00:35,223 --> 00:00:37,309
Well baby I'm feeling you but I wish you
14
00:00:37,311 --> 00:00:39,844
no hurt, harm or danger and I understand
15
00:00:39,846 --> 00:00:42,546
that it's easier to direct
your anger toward some
16
00:00:42,548 --> 00:00:46,235
of these strangers and that's
why I offer my friendship.
17
00:00:46,237 --> 00:00:48,724
And if that works then
we can work on something
18
00:00:48,726 --> 00:00:52,334
more closer than kinship
'cause see baby, Smash
19
00:00:52,336 --> 00:00:56,064
is lookin' for a love that I
can build a fortress around.
20
00:00:56,066 --> 00:00:58,440
A barricade so strong that For Knox,
21
00:00:58,442 --> 00:01:00,223
so tight that no one will ever come
22
00:01:00,225 --> 00:01:02,513
between our love and so safe that only
23
00:01:02,515 --> 00:01:05,546
you will have the
combination to its locks.
24
00:01:05,548 --> 00:01:08,288
See I'm lookin' for a love like the Nile,
25
00:01:08,290 --> 00:01:11,114
flowing through your soul,
enriching your smile.
26
00:01:11,116 --> 00:01:12,634
An isle like Atlantis,
27
00:01:12,636 --> 00:01:16,788
nothing in sight but paradise for miles.
28
00:01:16,790 --> 00:01:17,623
Wow, baby.
29
00:01:18,762 --> 00:01:20,441
Imagine a man who could take
30
00:01:20,443 --> 00:01:22,816
the holes in your heart and patch it.
31
00:01:22,818 --> 00:01:25,163
Now imagine a man who could take the love
32
00:01:25,165 --> 00:01:28,966
that you're willing to give and match it.
33
00:01:28,968 --> 00:01:31,630
Now imagine a man whom before you can drop
34
00:01:31,632 --> 00:01:34,623
one tear will be right there to catch it,
35
00:01:34,625 --> 00:01:37,158
then baby you've found
me and Smash just so
36
00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:39,418
happens to have a vacancy, an empty space
37
00:01:39,420 --> 00:01:42,252
available after God, the
spoken word and me and so
38
00:01:42,254 --> 00:01:46,647
I hope that this is not too
blunt but I'd rather be upfront.
39
00:01:46,649 --> 00:01:48,652
Not only that, get straight to the point
40
00:01:48,654 --> 00:01:51,150
and tell you exactly what I want rather
41
00:01:51,152 --> 00:01:53,365
than to run script and get carried away
42
00:01:53,367 --> 00:01:56,237
telling you things like baby for you,
43
00:01:56,239 --> 00:01:59,266
I would rent the moon and
put the stars on layaway.
44
00:01:59,268 --> 00:02:01,809
Or baby you so fine that
even if I was blind,
45
00:02:01,811 --> 00:02:05,246
your beauty I'd still be
able to see and oh my baby,
46
00:02:05,248 --> 00:02:08,774
you must be from Memphis
because you're the only 10 I see
47
00:02:08,776 --> 00:02:11,555
and besides you there's nothing that Smash
48
00:02:11,557 --> 00:02:14,093
would want to take from
and being with you is
49
00:02:14,095 --> 00:02:15,973
like a dream that I
never want to wake from
50
00:02:15,975 --> 00:02:18,813
and if I can just make
one comment about you.
51
00:02:18,815 --> 00:02:22,136
See you're the type of woman
I can see myself living with.
52
00:02:22,138 --> 00:02:25,008
I just can't see myself
living without you.
53
00:02:25,010 --> 00:02:27,961
So I extend my hand and this letter was
54
00:02:27,963 --> 00:02:30,832
written from your biggest fan and if you
55
00:02:30,834 --> 00:02:32,835
can find me somewhere in the mists of your
56
00:02:32,837 --> 00:02:35,092
future plans and if what
you're lookin' for in
57
00:02:35,094 --> 00:02:38,986
your life is a damn good
man, then baby here I stand.
58
00:02:38,988 --> 00:02:40,914
I just hope that this don't sound
59
00:02:40,916 --> 00:02:44,955
kinda crazy but um, do
you wanna be my lady?
60
00:02:44,957 --> 00:02:46,124
Just check yes
61
00:02:47,421 --> 00:02:49,054
or no
62
00:02:49,056 --> 00:02:50,566
or maybe
63
00:02:50,568 --> 00:02:53,324
because I never met a
woman like you before.
64
00:02:53,326 --> 00:02:54,909
Truly yours, Smash.
65
00:02:55,783 --> 00:02:57,283
That's that piece.
66
00:03:05,384 --> 00:03:08,384
Oh my gosh Zeke, you were amazing.
67
00:03:09,710 --> 00:03:12,210
So, you ready for round three?
68
00:03:13,123 --> 00:03:16,970
Round three, Angie baby, I
think you may have miscounted.
69
00:03:16,972 --> 00:03:19,114
We're still in round two.
70
00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:19,949
Mm, two.
71
00:03:28,991 --> 00:03:31,448
Oh baby they'll have to
call you back, I'm sorry.
72
00:03:31,450 --> 00:03:33,459
Wait, I don't wanna miss.
73
00:03:33,461 --> 00:03:34,711
Hello, hey mom.
74
00:03:36,042 --> 00:03:38,376
- Hold on, I'll be back.
- Okay.
75
00:03:38,378 --> 00:03:40,628
- I promise.
- I'll be here.
76
00:03:43,822 --> 00:03:44,655
Hey ma.
77
00:03:46,442 --> 00:03:47,275
Yeah.
78
00:03:48,539 --> 00:03:49,539
Yeah, I did.
79
00:03:51,827 --> 00:03:52,744
Okay, okay.
80
00:03:54,978 --> 00:03:58,222
Hey mom.
81
00:03:58,224 --> 00:03:59,057
Oh snap.
82
00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:10,829
My phone goin' off now.
83
00:04:10,831 --> 00:04:14,914
Ain't nobody havin' no
fun today, I swear to God.
84
00:04:16,224 --> 00:04:17,974
Come put my fire out.
85
00:04:21,018 --> 00:04:22,435
Ooh, she a freak.
86
00:04:24,329 --> 00:04:27,400
Angie baby I'm sorry, I
got a fire to put out.
87
00:04:27,402 --> 00:04:30,819
It's an emergency, I hope you understand.
88
00:04:38,098 --> 00:04:39,931
Don't wanna hold this.
89
00:04:53,816 --> 00:04:54,649
Ooh.
90
00:04:57,372 --> 00:05:01,539
She's gettin' robbed, oh my
God she's gettin' robbed.
91
00:05:06,951 --> 00:05:08,284
That's not hers.
92
00:05:15,919 --> 00:05:19,148
You gotta be fuckin' kidding me.
93
00:05:52,870 --> 00:05:54,183
Gimme the money!
94
00:05:54,185 --> 00:05:55,685
What? Come here.
95
00:05:57,424 --> 00:05:59,174
I'll be right back.
96
00:06:02,627 --> 00:06:03,935
Kill you, I'm a kill you.
97
00:06:03,937 --> 00:06:07,270
I'm sorry, take it back, take it back.
98
00:06:12,269 --> 00:06:14,214
Baby, I am so...
99
00:06:14,216 --> 00:06:16,953
Baby, somebody just tried to rob us.
100
00:06:16,955 --> 00:06:17,788
Scared.
101
00:06:34,711 --> 00:06:36,128
I'm a kill you.
102
00:06:37,245 --> 00:06:38,078
Oh man.
103
00:06:53,994 --> 00:06:55,244
That's my girl.
104
00:07:02,070 --> 00:07:05,487
Damn Regina, this is a really nice car.
105
00:07:06,661 --> 00:07:08,190
Thank you.
106
00:07:08,192 --> 00:07:10,140
Not as good as my Ferrari though
107
00:07:10,142 --> 00:07:12,725
but for you, this is real nice.
108
00:07:14,452 --> 00:07:18,297
It reminds me a lot about you actually.
109
00:07:18,299 --> 00:07:20,799
It looks good, got a nice body
110
00:07:22,530 --> 00:07:25,890
and uh, it feels so good inside.
111
00:07:31,185 --> 00:07:33,476
I gotta take this one.
112
00:07:33,478 --> 00:07:34,728
Hey, what's up?
113
00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,176
I don't know, did you look
114
00:07:40,178 --> 00:07:43,261
on the couch underneath the building?
115
00:07:44,217 --> 00:07:45,717
I don't know mama.
116
00:07:47,903 --> 00:07:51,403
I'll take the garbage out when I get home.
117
00:07:54,372 --> 00:07:55,205
All right.
118
00:08:01,097 --> 00:08:04,901
So um, do you live with your mom Tony?
119
00:08:04,903 --> 00:08:08,903
Nah, me live with my,
my mother lives with me.
120
00:08:09,902 --> 00:08:12,605
Okay, what does she do?
121
00:08:12,607 --> 00:08:15,107
She work at the Post Office.
122
00:08:16,656 --> 00:08:18,379
What do you do?
123
00:08:18,381 --> 00:08:22,548
Girl I don't work, I'm an
artist, I'm a rapper actually.
124
00:08:23,609 --> 00:08:26,021
My manager's working on finalizing
125
00:08:26,023 --> 00:08:29,056
my contract with a major label.
126
00:08:29,058 --> 00:08:31,350
That's cool, which one?
127
00:08:31,352 --> 00:08:35,519
I can't tell you that,
that'd mess up everything.
128
00:08:36,820 --> 00:08:40,929
All right, well give
me your rap name and I'll
129
00:08:40,931 --> 00:08:44,416
look you up and maybe I can
hear some of your music online.
130
00:08:44,418 --> 00:08:48,350
Nah, nah, you won't find any
of my recordings on the web.
131
00:08:48,352 --> 00:08:51,213
All of my stuff's still in the studio.
132
00:08:51,215 --> 00:08:52,850
My manager's gonna release one of
133
00:08:52,852 --> 00:08:55,519
my songs to the radio next week.
134
00:08:56,897 --> 00:08:57,730
Okay.
135
00:09:49,146 --> 00:09:52,305
I'm sorry, just not
used to carrying stuff.
136
00:09:52,307 --> 00:09:54,390
Not since I had my phone.
137
00:09:56,892 --> 00:09:58,514
So where are we?
138
00:09:58,516 --> 00:10:01,532
I thought we were gonna
go get something to eat.
139
00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:04,515
Well we were but I
thought it'd be a good
140
00:10:04,517 --> 00:10:08,442
idea if we got out and got some exercise.
141
00:10:08,444 --> 00:10:12,611
Take a walk, do some cardio,
keep the heart rate up.
142
00:10:48,300 --> 00:10:49,133
Tony!
143
00:10:53,460 --> 00:10:54,460
What's up?
144
00:10:55,387 --> 00:10:56,905
I'm hungry.
145
00:10:56,907 --> 00:11:01,074
You're still talkin' food,
you're killin' the romance.
146
00:11:02,875 --> 00:11:06,432
All right look, let me
go use the washroom.
147
00:11:06,434 --> 00:11:09,014
When I come back, we'll
go over there and sit
148
00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:12,766
on the rocks and share
this bag of trail mix.
149
00:11:17,517 --> 00:11:18,910
Unbelievable.
150
00:11:23,538 --> 00:11:24,371
Hello?
151
00:11:25,622 --> 00:11:28,955
Oh nothing, just on the worst date ever.
152
00:11:32,777 --> 00:11:33,610
Again?
153
00:11:34,497 --> 00:11:36,659
No, you need a new car is what you need.
154
00:11:36,661 --> 00:11:38,988
I'm tired of coming to get you.
155
00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:43,157
Yeah yeah, I'll be there in
a minute, all right, bye.
156
00:11:50,493 --> 00:11:54,660
Hey yo Regina, I hope
you ain't allergic to nuts.
157
00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:00,943
Regina?
158
00:12:04,938 --> 00:12:05,771
Shit!
159
00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:09,363
My damn bus card in her car.
160
00:12:33,684 --> 00:12:35,014
Regina?
161
00:12:35,016 --> 00:12:36,567
Yes, hi.
162
00:12:36,569 --> 00:12:38,902
- Yo, pull over.
- All right.
163
00:12:42,256 --> 00:12:45,406
♪ Tell me are you ready to get down
164
00:12:45,408 --> 00:12:49,794
♪ Yeah here you go
again, we're in the mood
165
00:12:49,796 --> 00:12:54,710
♪ Now baby tell me what you wanna do
166
00:12:54,712 --> 00:12:58,923
♪ I got a lot of things that we can try
167
00:12:58,925 --> 00:13:02,531
- Hey, nice to see you.
- You too, welcome back.
168
00:13:02,533 --> 00:13:04,046
When you get back into town?
169
00:13:04,048 --> 00:13:05,520
About a week ago.
170
00:13:05,522 --> 00:13:08,544
A week ago and I'm
just seeing you now why?
171
00:13:08,546 --> 00:13:11,009
I know, I know, listen
I had to get reacquainted
172
00:13:11,011 --> 00:13:13,248
with my family and I had
to find a place to stay.
173
00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:14,843
So you're moving back into town?
174
00:13:14,845 --> 00:13:16,034
I already did, yeah.
175
00:13:16,036 --> 00:13:17,923
I was gonna come by and
see when the legendary
176
00:13:17,925 --> 00:13:21,084
Smash was performing and I
was gonna surprise you then.
177
00:13:21,086 --> 00:13:23,502
Okay, well I like this
surprise a bit more.
178
00:13:23,504 --> 00:13:24,982
Yeah, me too.
179
00:13:24,984 --> 00:13:26,329
Yo when I pulled up,
180
00:13:26,331 --> 00:13:28,336
how did you know that was me in the car?
181
00:13:28,338 --> 00:13:30,053
Zeke honestly, how could I forget
182
00:13:30,055 --> 00:13:32,437
the chariot that we took to prom?
183
00:13:32,439 --> 00:13:34,597
I couldn't forget that, yeah.
184
00:13:34,599 --> 00:13:35,997
Right.
185
00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:40,010
- Sorry.
- Yeah, your phone's ringing.
186
00:13:40,012 --> 00:13:40,929
Hey girl.
187
00:13:43,529 --> 00:13:44,362
Yeah.
188
00:13:46,188 --> 00:13:49,395
All right I'll be right there,
about five minutes away.
189
00:13:49,397 --> 00:13:50,647
All right, bye.
190
00:13:51,605 --> 00:13:53,486
- Sorry about that, I gotta go.
- Where you going?
191
00:13:53,488 --> 00:13:55,572
Yeah my friend Tammy's car broke down
192
00:13:55,574 --> 00:13:57,946
again and I gotta get a tow truck for her.
193
00:13:57,948 --> 00:13:59,466
I can come with, I got Triple A.
194
00:13:59,468 --> 00:14:01,270
No don't worry about
it, it might take all day.
195
00:14:01,272 --> 00:14:03,191
I don't want you gettin' tied up with us.
196
00:14:03,193 --> 00:14:05,522
Oh tied up, I'm definitely comin' now.
197
00:14:05,524 --> 00:14:09,623
Zeke you play too much,
whatever, follow me.
198
00:14:09,625 --> 00:14:11,755
♪ One, two, three
199
00:14:11,757 --> 00:14:14,670
♪ Tonight's the night
200
00:14:14,672 --> 00:14:17,946
♪ Tonight's the night
201
00:14:17,948 --> 00:14:21,180
♪ Tonight's the night
202
00:14:21,182 --> 00:14:24,246
♪ Tonight's the night we reunite
203
00:14:24,248 --> 00:14:27,395
♪ Tonight's the night
but not by candlelight
204
00:14:27,397 --> 00:14:30,345
♪ Tonight's the night, it's not the moon
205
00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:33,380
♪ Tonight's the night but
the streetlight's bright
206
00:14:33,382 --> 00:14:36,317
♪ Tonight's the night
207
00:14:36,319 --> 00:14:39,471
♪ Tonight's the night
208
00:14:39,473 --> 00:14:41,903
♪ Tonight's the night
209
00:14:41,905 --> 00:14:45,142
♪ Yeah, tonight's the night
210
00:14:45,144 --> 00:14:49,155
♪ Uh-huh, tonight's the night we reunite
211
00:14:49,157 --> 00:14:52,192
♪ Tonight's the night
but not by candlelight
212
00:14:52,194 --> 00:14:55,179
♪ Tonight's the night, it's not the moon
213
00:14:55,181 --> 00:14:58,329
♪ Tonight's the night but
the streetlight's bright
214
00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:01,446
♪ Tonight's the night
215
00:15:01,448 --> 00:15:05,260
♪ Tonight's the night
216
00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:38,487
Ho ho, Boys To Men A-B-C-B-B-D.
217
00:15:38,489 --> 00:15:43,272
Who shot Biggie, you shot
Biggie, get in here rainmaker.
218
00:15:43,274 --> 00:15:47,024
What's goin' on big
pimpin', spendin' cheese?
219
00:15:48,868 --> 00:15:51,649
Nick, why the hell are
you talking like that?
220
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,618
Well I got a rapper comin'
over later looking for
221
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:57,338
representation, I'm trying
to brush up on my hood speak.
222
00:15:57,340 --> 00:15:59,798
Okay that's racist,
Nick you do know they
223
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:03,742
want you to represent them
because you are white, right?
224
00:16:03,744 --> 00:16:06,494
I never thought of it that way.
225
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,974
God dammit.
226
00:16:10,976 --> 00:16:12,309
Okay, all right.
227
00:16:13,733 --> 00:16:16,400
Good that that's settled for us.
228
00:16:18,472 --> 00:16:22,228
Question, why are we meeting
here and not your office?
229
00:16:24,022 --> 00:16:25,290
Ha ha.
230
00:16:25,292 --> 00:16:27,209
Ha ha, what was that?
231
00:16:29,584 --> 00:16:31,417
He's on some bullshit.
232
00:16:32,369 --> 00:16:34,786
Nick's always on some bull...
233
00:16:41,211 --> 00:16:42,399
Hey.
234
00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:43,234
Hey.
235
00:16:44,527 --> 00:16:45,777
Oh, I'm Erin.
236
00:16:46,656 --> 00:16:48,823
I'm Zeke, I go by Smash.
237
00:16:50,203 --> 00:16:52,935
What does Smash stand for?
238
00:16:52,937 --> 00:16:54,937
Something mesmerizing.
239
00:16:56,371 --> 00:16:58,175
That's a shame,
240
00:16:58,177 --> 00:17:00,507
I thought it stood for
something different.
241
00:17:00,509 --> 00:17:01,618
I mean, it could.
242
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:03,877
Ooh hey Erin, so little
Nicky's been asleep
243
00:17:03,879 --> 00:17:07,722
for about an hour and Laura
should be home about five.
244
00:17:07,724 --> 00:17:09,343
Okay Nick, I'll see you later.
245
00:17:09,345 --> 00:17:12,530
All right, see ya.
246
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,739
What are you doing
hiring a sitter that fine?
247
00:17:14,741 --> 00:17:16,009
Laura's gonna kill you.
248
00:17:16,011 --> 00:17:17,854
- First off, Laura hired her.
- Did she?
249
00:17:17,856 --> 00:17:20,269
Yeah and she's the
reason we're meeting here
250
00:17:20,271 --> 00:17:22,766
instead of at the office
so that you two could uh,
251
00:17:22,768 --> 00:17:24,695
well you know.
252
00:17:24,697 --> 00:17:27,029
Well high five, I'll be right back.
253
00:17:27,031 --> 00:17:29,030
Whoa hey, where are you going?
254
00:17:29,032 --> 00:17:31,696
I gotta go meet a client.
255
00:17:31,698 --> 00:17:33,209
Okay, all right.
256
00:17:33,211 --> 00:17:36,278
- No you're coming with me.
- Oh, okay.
257
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:38,859
Yeah, you're not gonna
do that here in my house.
258
00:17:38,861 --> 00:17:41,888
I don't want your gross
juices all over the place.
259
00:17:41,890 --> 00:17:42,827
Okay.
260
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:45,331
All right now we're gonna
go and then afterwards
261
00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:47,457
we're goin' to the
publisher's office so we
262
00:17:47,459 --> 00:17:49,340
can talk about that book
that you're supposed
263
00:17:49,342 --> 00:17:51,594
to be writing that you are not writing.
264
00:17:51,596 --> 00:17:56,176
Then afterwards we can come
back here for your uh, dessert.
265
00:17:56,178 --> 00:17:59,407
But you're gettin' it
to go, not in my house.
266
00:17:59,409 --> 00:18:03,083
I love dessert Nick, I love dessert.
267
00:18:26,117 --> 00:18:27,700
Hands up, hands up.
268
00:19:02,569 --> 00:19:04,986
Keep your hands up, hands up.
269
00:19:06,253 --> 00:19:10,005
Get him come on, it's
not your girlfriend man.
270
00:19:10,007 --> 00:19:12,583
I want jabs to the head, jabs.
271
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:16,002
Now hands up, come on, jabs man, come on.
272
00:19:17,693 --> 00:19:20,355
Oh, that's what I'm talkin' about.
273
00:19:20,357 --> 00:19:22,652
Nick, he's all yours.
274
00:19:22,654 --> 00:19:26,571
Zeke, I want you to
meet the next Mike Tyson.
275
00:19:28,503 --> 00:19:30,086
Ah hey, hey, hey.
276
00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:33,373
Nick, what's up with your man
277
00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:36,647
disrespecting me like
that, staring at my girl?
278
00:19:36,649 --> 00:19:39,594
I didn't know she was your girl.
279
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:43,039
I'm kiddin' dude, we just met.
280
00:19:43,041 --> 00:19:45,208
But she's fine, ain't she?
281
00:19:46,312 --> 00:19:47,145
Hey.
282
00:19:47,986 --> 00:19:50,888
Ooh babe, this is my cousin Zeke.
283
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,890
His mother's my aunt that just died.
284
00:19:55,827 --> 00:19:58,118
I'm sorry for your loss man, I know you
285
00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:02,319
and your 12 brothers are going
through a difficult time.
286
00:20:02,321 --> 00:20:03,904
Yeah, yeah Angie.
287
00:20:04,795 --> 00:20:07,248
What are you doin' telling family secrets?
288
00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:08,602
It's okay Zeke,
289
00:20:08,604 --> 00:20:10,942
he'll be family as soon
as we tie the knot.
290
00:20:10,944 --> 00:20:14,158
I'm sorry man that was,
that was disrespectful.
291
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:16,654
I hate to break up the
little family reunion
292
00:20:16,656 --> 00:20:19,280
but Jay, we gotta talk
about your next fight.
293
00:20:19,282 --> 00:20:22,472
Hey babe, why don't you
take Zeke and show him around?
294
00:20:22,474 --> 00:20:23,307
Um...
295
00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:25,139
nah.
296
00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:29,469
I'm okay, I'm a go wait in the car.
297
00:20:29,471 --> 00:20:31,726
It's nice meeting you bro.
298
00:20:31,728 --> 00:20:33,403
Come on, I'll walk you out.
299
00:20:33,405 --> 00:20:37,572
Yeah you know what, on second
thought I'll take that tour.
300
00:20:38,968 --> 00:20:41,718
Great, don't keep him too long.
301
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:46,963
Bet you have a ball with that, huh?
302
00:20:48,422 --> 00:20:50,598
What was I saying?
303
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:51,600
Sponsorship.
304
00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:56,602
Got a restaurant that wants to sponsor...
305
00:21:00,461 --> 00:21:02,420
Are you trying to get me killed?
306
00:21:02,422 --> 00:21:04,302
Are you still upset about last night?
307
00:21:04,304 --> 00:21:05,606
Yeah, he came.
308
00:21:05,608 --> 00:21:07,204
So did I, I was ready for round two.
309
00:21:07,206 --> 00:21:09,585
Stop or you'll get us both killed, okay?
310
00:21:09,587 --> 00:21:10,420
Hey.
311
00:21:13,061 --> 00:21:15,143
And I think this will be a great deal
312
00:21:15,145 --> 00:21:18,790
with Gibson Strawberries, get a lot of...
313
00:21:18,792 --> 00:21:21,621
You know actually I wrote your schedule
314
00:21:21,623 --> 00:21:24,873
on this, here's the new Samsung Galaxy.
315
00:21:25,758 --> 00:21:29,070
Would you look at that, it's
a boudoir photo of my wife.
316
00:21:29,072 --> 00:21:30,239
She's hideous.
317
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,049
Check that out.
318
00:21:33,051 --> 00:21:36,610
I'm gettin' outta here.
319
00:21:36,612 --> 00:21:39,862
Stop talkin' about my mother, it hurts!
320
00:21:49,987 --> 00:21:52,395
Uh, I'm not feeling too good so
321
00:21:52,397 --> 00:21:54,531
I'm just gonna wait for you in the car.
322
00:21:54,533 --> 00:21:56,542
You know what, I'll go with you buddy.
323
00:21:56,544 --> 00:21:57,979
We're all done here, right Jay?
324
00:21:57,981 --> 00:22:02,889
We're good, we're good, hey
it was nice meeting you bro.
325
00:22:02,891 --> 00:22:04,524
Babe, what happened?
326
00:22:04,526 --> 00:22:06,364
He got upset when I said I wished
327
00:22:06,366 --> 00:22:08,946
auntie could be here
to meet his boyfriend.
328
00:22:08,948 --> 00:22:09,781
Oh, ooh.
329
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:38,073
Zeke,
330
00:22:39,629 --> 00:22:43,028
why didn't you tell me your mother died?
331
00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:46,505
Nick, my mom's not dead, she's at home.
332
00:22:46,507 --> 00:22:47,863
Your cousin just said...
333
00:22:47,865 --> 00:22:49,825
She wasn't my cousin, Nick.
334
00:22:49,827 --> 00:22:51,631
Let's just drive to the publisher and I'll
335
00:22:51,633 --> 00:22:53,851
tell you the story on
the way there, all right?
336
00:22:53,853 --> 00:22:57,899
Let's just please get the hell outta here.
337
00:22:57,901 --> 00:23:00,153
I've met your mother, she's very nice.
338
00:23:00,155 --> 00:23:02,155
I almost cried a little.
339
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:27,445
Babe, I feel really bad how we
340
00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:29,501
kinda left Zeke back there like that.
341
00:23:29,503 --> 00:23:31,341
Well if you're feeling bad then
342
00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:33,474
maybe we can invite him to dinner.
343
00:23:33,476 --> 00:23:35,482
Yeah but I'm not too sure how we can
344
00:23:35,484 --> 00:23:37,495
actually get ahold of
him to do that though.
345
00:23:37,497 --> 00:23:38,807
I can call him.
346
00:23:38,809 --> 00:23:40,164
You know, no.
347
00:23:40,166 --> 00:23:42,205
I think he's been through
enough for the day.
348
00:23:42,207 --> 00:23:46,124
I'll just call my manager and
have him reach out to him.
349
00:23:46,126 --> 00:23:46,959
Okay.
350
00:23:49,356 --> 00:23:51,561
♪ Ba da bop
351
00:23:51,563 --> 00:23:54,965
♪ She wants to have
her cake and eat it too
352
00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:58,244
♪ But you're afraid that she'll turn into
353
00:23:58,246 --> 00:24:01,808
♪ A punching bag if her boyfriend knew
354
00:24:01,810 --> 00:24:05,977
♪ About the creepin' lyin' that y'all do
355
00:24:07,035 --> 00:24:09,223
♪ A lie only multiplies
356
00:24:09,225 --> 00:24:11,975
♪ Into more lies
357
00:24:13,067 --> 00:24:15,027
♪ How long can you hide
358
00:24:15,029 --> 00:24:19,869
♪ How long can you wear a disguise
359
00:24:19,871 --> 00:24:22,204
♪ Ba da bop
360
00:24:23,228 --> 00:24:25,561
♪ Ba da bop
361
00:24:26,554 --> 00:24:28,887
♪ Ba da bop
362
00:24:30,086 --> 00:24:34,063
♪ Ba da bop, bop, bop, bop
363
00:24:34,065 --> 00:24:38,232
♪ Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop
364
00:24:45,715 --> 00:24:47,680
If I didn't think on my feet,
365
00:24:47,682 --> 00:24:50,219
that meeting could've
went completely different.
366
00:24:50,221 --> 00:24:54,388
Zeke, this is the kinda story
that should be in your book.
367
00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:57,752
Are you out of your damn mind?
368
00:24:57,754 --> 00:25:00,900
Come on, think about it, it's perfect.
369
00:25:00,902 --> 00:25:04,006
This kind of adventure, misadventure,
370
00:25:04,008 --> 00:25:06,926
near-death experience is exactly
what people want to read.
371
00:25:06,928 --> 00:25:08,890
I'm not puttin' it in my book, Nick.
372
00:25:08,892 --> 00:25:12,392
I'm telling you, you're gonna put it in.
373
00:25:14,375 --> 00:25:16,125
Now you listen to me.
374
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,332
If you want this book to sell
at all, you gotta throw in...
375
00:25:19,334 --> 00:25:20,848
I'm not puttin' it in my book, Nick.
376
00:25:20,850 --> 00:25:22,652
The book's about your
sexcapades and this is
377
00:25:22,654 --> 00:25:25,882
the biggest adventure of
them all, are you kidding me?
378
00:25:25,884 --> 00:25:27,935
I barely survived Nick, what
the hell am I supposed to do?
379
00:25:27,937 --> 00:25:31,054
Yeah exactly, you barely
survived but you survived.
380
00:25:31,056 --> 00:25:33,806
My mom died technically, kinda.
381
00:25:34,797 --> 00:25:36,269
She did not.
382
00:25:36,271 --> 00:25:38,152
She's not really dead.
383
00:25:38,154 --> 00:25:41,222
Right, people are living
vicariously through you.
384
00:25:41,224 --> 00:25:43,352
You know the most exciting thing that
385
00:25:43,354 --> 00:25:45,322
happened to me in the
bedroom this last year?
386
00:25:45,324 --> 00:25:48,925
My wife called me Kevin,
I didn't even get mad.
387
00:25:48,927 --> 00:25:51,548
It was the most exciting moment we've had.
388
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,632
We took our clothes off
that night, the first time
389
00:25:53,634 --> 00:25:56,749
we'd taken our clothes off
when we had sex in three years.
390
00:25:56,751 --> 00:25:59,577
That's sad, that's not
really fun, it's just sad.
391
00:25:59,579 --> 00:26:02,527
Yeah, it's sad and that's
why I need you to live
392
00:26:02,529 --> 00:26:05,638
vicariously through because
I'm not having anything.
393
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,390
If I die, then we...
394
00:26:11,014 --> 00:26:12,694
I put it in my book and then say
395
00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:14,622
he finds me and kills me, then what?
396
00:26:14,624 --> 00:26:16,633
Yeah so what, he killed
you, you died right?
397
00:26:16,635 --> 00:26:17,466
Yes.
398
00:26:17,468 --> 00:26:19,298
Guess what, you're gonna die.
399
00:26:19,300 --> 00:26:23,312
Everybody's gonna die but
not everybody truly lives.
400
00:26:23,314 --> 00:26:25,812
Let me tell you something, people would
401
00:26:25,814 --> 00:26:28,930
kill to have had the
adventures you've had.
402
00:26:28,932 --> 00:26:31,836
Women deserve this, you're
doin' this not for you.
403
00:26:31,838 --> 00:26:36,005
Stop being so selfish, do
this for the whole world.
404
00:26:38,183 --> 00:26:40,478
Nick, where the hell are we Nick?
405
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,241
We're here.
406
00:26:42,243 --> 00:26:43,920
Here where? There's no sign.
407
00:26:43,922 --> 00:26:46,456
There's no sign because it's exclusive.
408
00:26:46,458 --> 00:26:48,375
Get ready to be a star.
409
00:26:49,578 --> 00:26:50,970
Come on.
410
00:26:50,972 --> 00:26:51,889
Ah, Nick.
411
00:27:06,473 --> 00:27:09,473
So this is what you're going with?
412
00:27:11,494 --> 00:27:13,245
Thanks for your time Nick but we're
413
00:27:13,247 --> 00:27:16,195
gonna have to pass on the project.
414
00:27:16,197 --> 00:27:20,368
Wait, what do you want to hear more of?
415
00:27:20,370 --> 00:27:23,925
Everything, there's no spark, no fire.
416
00:27:23,927 --> 00:27:25,891
This is not the work I heard fall
417
00:27:25,893 --> 00:27:28,470
from your lips when I
saw your performance.
418
00:27:28,472 --> 00:27:29,982
You saw my show?
419
00:27:29,984 --> 00:27:31,866
Yeah, Nick told me about you and gave
420
00:27:31,868 --> 00:27:33,831
me and my wife tickets to your show.
421
00:27:33,833 --> 00:27:36,369
Look Sara, this is Zeke's
first book all right?
422
00:27:36,371 --> 00:27:39,203
Can you give him like a week
to send you something else?
423
00:27:39,205 --> 00:27:40,755
What I read here is not even
424
00:27:40,757 --> 00:27:43,507
close to what I heard that night.
425
00:27:44,568 --> 00:27:47,401
Zeke's performance on stage was so
426
00:27:48,450 --> 00:27:50,649
strong and confident.
427
00:27:50,651 --> 00:27:53,674
Every word that came out of his mouth
428
00:27:53,676 --> 00:27:57,157
left a visual that made you
feel like you were there.
429
00:27:57,159 --> 00:28:01,326
His every word passed through
your body like electricity.
430
00:28:02,559 --> 00:28:05,926
After his second verse,
our panties were drenched.
431
00:28:05,928 --> 00:28:07,815
I need a cigarette.
432
00:28:07,817 --> 00:28:09,741
That was you?
433
00:28:09,743 --> 00:28:11,751
Well that was me that night and now
434
00:28:11,753 --> 00:28:13,881
this is me after I read what you sent.
435
00:28:13,883 --> 00:28:17,933
From what you wrote, it looks
like you prefer this reaction.
436
00:28:17,935 --> 00:28:20,591
So it's been nice talking to you fellas.
437
00:28:20,593 --> 00:28:23,616
Wait Sara, this is
not all that Zeke has.
438
00:28:23,618 --> 00:28:26,169
I mean this guy has stories
439
00:28:26,171 --> 00:28:28,254
that will blow your mind.
440
00:28:30,033 --> 00:28:31,673
Tell her that one that you were
441
00:28:31,675 --> 00:28:34,446
telling me on the car
on the way over here.
442
00:28:34,448 --> 00:28:35,510
What?
443
00:28:35,512 --> 00:28:37,032
You know.
444
00:28:37,034 --> 00:28:41,201
You know, the chapter entitled
Last Night's Great Escape?
445
00:28:46,140 --> 00:28:48,230
Get your panties ready.
446
00:28:48,232 --> 00:28:49,232
Okay um...
447
00:28:56,500 --> 00:29:00,000
Well that was exceptionally adventurous.
448
00:29:01,161 --> 00:29:03,411
You bought yourself a week.
449
00:29:21,744 --> 00:29:24,327
Hey, this is my song!
450
00:29:25,386 --> 00:29:27,720
Girl, I don't understand
why we gotta dress like we're
451
00:29:27,722 --> 00:29:31,700
goin' to the club for a couple
of guys at a coffee shop.
452
00:29:31,702 --> 00:29:35,180
Girl I am fine, can't you
see me, can't you see me?
453
00:29:35,182 --> 00:29:36,432
What is this?
454
00:29:37,682 --> 00:29:39,483
My outfit, you like?
455
00:29:39,485 --> 00:29:40,872
Are you sure we're going to
456
00:29:40,874 --> 00:29:42,921
a coffee shop or your second job?
457
00:29:42,923 --> 00:29:46,561
- Hmm, what second job?
- The strip club.
458
00:29:46,563 --> 00:29:49,265
Gina, you know I don't
work in no strip club.
459
00:29:49,267 --> 00:29:51,350
I can't tell with those Daisy Dukes,
460
00:29:51,352 --> 00:29:55,445
the tube top, the heels, it's a bit much.
461
00:29:55,447 --> 00:29:57,735
Yeah but baby girl, remember this.
462
00:29:57,737 --> 00:29:59,572
Not everyone can dress like that
463
00:29:59,574 --> 00:30:03,127
mother off Little House on the Pairie.
464
00:30:03,129 --> 00:30:04,724
And for your information,
465
00:30:04,726 --> 00:30:06,486
it's Little House on the Prairie.
466
00:30:06,488 --> 00:30:08,003
Why you talkin' about my dress?
467
00:30:08,005 --> 00:30:10,862
I feel like I'm showing too
much skin as it is though.
468
00:30:10,864 --> 00:30:14,552
Yeah you look all right but
girl come on, we need to go.
469
00:30:14,554 --> 00:30:17,580
Listen um, I was thinkin' we would
470
00:30:17,582 --> 00:30:21,380
take my car since yours is a little sick.
471
00:30:21,382 --> 00:30:26,089
It's not sick, I took it
to Flip and he hooked it up.
472
00:30:26,091 --> 00:30:27,645
Are you sure he hooked it up
473
00:30:27,647 --> 00:30:29,900
or he's not trying to get hooked up?
474
00:30:29,902 --> 00:30:32,483
No he's harmless,
girl he's broke and old.
475
00:30:32,485 --> 00:30:34,121
I don't want him.
476
00:30:34,123 --> 00:30:34,956
Flip.
477
00:30:36,136 --> 00:30:38,380
You don't find it a
little funny when you take
478
00:30:38,382 --> 00:30:41,983
your car to get it fixed, it
breaks down immediately after?
479
00:30:41,985 --> 00:30:44,893
Um no because what's broke
I under warranty, baby.
480
00:30:44,895 --> 00:30:47,674
No, he's trying to
get under your warranty.
481
00:30:47,676 --> 00:30:50,123
Never, now girl let's go.
482
00:30:50,125 --> 00:30:53,029
I brought you over here so
you can see that nothing...
483
00:30:53,031 --> 00:30:55,027
Uh-uh, you brought me over here so
484
00:30:55,029 --> 00:30:57,686
I'd be trapped with you
all day, that's why.
485
00:30:57,688 --> 00:30:59,894
- Whatever girl.
- Tell the truth.
486
00:31:01,611 --> 00:31:03,657
♪ You wanna take a chance
487
00:31:03,659 --> 00:31:05,865
♪ Talk about it, be about it
488
00:31:05,867 --> 00:31:09,660
♪ What I'm saying, you
gotta live your life
489
00:31:09,662 --> 00:31:14,005
♪ I know it ain't a
given with you by my side
490
00:31:14,007 --> 00:31:18,174
♪ If you choose me I will be what you need
491
00:31:24,851 --> 00:31:25,921
Ugh.
492
00:31:25,923 --> 00:31:28,616
What the hell is that smell?
493
00:31:28,618 --> 00:31:29,451
Hoo.
494
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:45,709
One of us shit on the
floor and one of us quit.
495
00:31:45,711 --> 00:31:47,378
You guess which one.
496
00:31:49,307 --> 00:31:51,057
Who you think quit?
497
00:31:54,984 --> 00:31:57,484
I gotta go, catch you later.
498
00:31:58,333 --> 00:31:59,968
A week.
499
00:31:59,970 --> 00:32:01,303
A week, hello?
500
00:32:03,617 --> 00:32:08,021
No I'm just leaving my
manager's house, what's up?
501
00:32:08,023 --> 00:32:10,523
Yeah for sure, where you at?
502
00:32:23,350 --> 00:32:27,046
And that was the worst
day I've ever had, awful.
503
00:32:27,048 --> 00:32:29,381
What's the deal with Zeke?
504
00:32:30,742 --> 00:32:33,407
What do you mean what's the deal?
505
00:32:33,409 --> 00:32:37,095
You call him, he breaks
his neck to come save you.
506
00:32:37,097 --> 00:32:38,690
I think there's something going
507
00:32:38,692 --> 00:32:40,978
on that you're not telling me.
508
00:32:40,980 --> 00:32:43,151
Yeah, like what?
509
00:32:43,153 --> 00:32:47,483
Girl, your face does not
light up for no one else
510
00:32:47,485 --> 00:32:50,808
like it does for Zeke
when you talk about him.
511
00:32:50,810 --> 00:32:54,534
I'll concede but I mean
we really are just friends.
512
00:32:54,536 --> 00:32:56,295
What are you trying to say?
513
00:32:56,297 --> 00:32:59,253
Friends don't hug like that.
514
00:32:59,255 --> 00:33:01,134
Okay, so how do friends hug?
515
00:33:01,136 --> 00:33:04,956
Real simple and just
hug, pat on the back.
516
00:33:04,958 --> 00:33:07,208
Well dressing the way that you do,
517
00:33:07,210 --> 00:33:09,179
I would have to hug everybody like that
518
00:33:09,181 --> 00:33:11,272
so I don't give off mixed signals.
519
00:33:11,274 --> 00:33:13,806
Anyways, where's your guy?
520
00:33:13,808 --> 00:33:16,829
He'll be here, where's your Triple A?
521
00:33:16,831 --> 00:33:20,581
Does this body look
like it needs Triple A?
522
00:33:23,088 --> 00:33:24,338
What is this?
523
00:33:31,712 --> 00:33:35,232
Say ladies, seems like
you're having some car trouble.
524
00:33:35,234 --> 00:33:37,277
Ugh what, oh no thank you.
525
00:33:37,279 --> 00:33:39,166
- You need a ride?
- No thank you.
526
00:33:39,168 --> 00:33:41,909
Wait a minute, what about all of this?
527
00:33:41,911 --> 00:33:44,911
Mm mm, he's too creepy, mm mm, no.
528
00:33:45,995 --> 00:33:47,671
We're good.
529
00:33:47,673 --> 00:33:51,396
Hey hey hey hey hey, I was here first.
530
00:33:51,398 --> 00:33:53,322
Oh honey, honey, honey.
531
00:33:53,324 --> 00:33:56,191
You can have me for half the price.
532
00:34:01,198 --> 00:34:03,479
- Unreal.
- I know.
533
00:34:03,481 --> 00:34:06,492
It's crazy they're so homophobic.
534
00:34:06,494 --> 00:34:08,002
Yeah.
535
00:34:08,004 --> 00:34:11,337
Oh, I didn't know you had that in you.
536
00:34:28,309 --> 00:34:29,905
So I realized the day of prom
537
00:34:29,907 --> 00:34:31,424
I was actually out of a date.
538
00:34:31,426 --> 00:34:32,812
What happened?
539
00:34:32,814 --> 00:34:35,192
Girl, his date went
with his best friend.
540
00:34:35,194 --> 00:34:37,194
- Ex-best friend.
- What did you do?
541
00:34:37,196 --> 00:34:40,303
Well I realized Regina asked
him to prom a week before.
542
00:34:40,305 --> 00:34:41,138
Yeah.
543
00:34:41,993 --> 00:34:44,612
He was banging on my door and my boyfriend
544
00:34:44,614 --> 00:34:47,933
at the time was over and
we were arguing as usual.
545
00:34:47,935 --> 00:34:51,487
So Regina comes to the door like "What?"
546
00:34:53,222 --> 00:34:55,846
"Okay well um, please take me to prom.
547
00:34:55,848 --> 00:34:57,410
"My date ditched me."
548
00:34:57,412 --> 00:34:59,568
I didn't sound like that
but her boyfriend came
549
00:34:59,570 --> 00:35:02,807
the door, he was all "Get
your punk ass outta here.
550
00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:05,554
"This is my girl, find your own broad."
551
00:35:05,556 --> 00:35:06,657
What?
552
00:35:06,659 --> 00:35:08,543
And what did you say to that?
553
00:35:08,545 --> 00:35:10,219
Well I mean I just told him
554
00:35:10,221 --> 00:35:12,720
I'm not your broad and
I'm goin' with Zeke.
555
00:35:12,722 --> 00:35:14,475
So he told me if I went it was
556
00:35:14,477 --> 00:35:16,611
over but you know, I didn't care.
557
00:35:16,613 --> 00:35:18,790
I felt really bad,
started to worry about it.
558
00:35:18,792 --> 00:35:20,877
But of course, you know she went.
559
00:35:20,879 --> 00:35:24,681
Ah that's cute, so what
happened at the prom?
560
00:35:24,683 --> 00:35:26,525
We had the best time and I'm
561
00:35:26,527 --> 00:35:29,067
so lucky because it almost didn't happen.
562
00:35:29,069 --> 00:35:30,664
But you know I wouldn't have hung you
563
00:35:30,666 --> 00:35:32,710
out to dry Zeke and I'm glad that I didn't
564
00:35:32,712 --> 00:35:35,448
because you wouldn't
be here for us now, so.
565
00:35:35,450 --> 00:35:36,283
Yeah.
566
00:35:37,862 --> 00:35:39,612
Did y'all have sex?
567
00:35:40,493 --> 00:35:41,910
No, no, no, no.
568
00:35:43,112 --> 00:35:45,696
Why is everything
always about sex with you?
569
00:35:45,698 --> 00:35:47,031
Because it is.
570
00:35:49,538 --> 00:35:52,161
God, Zeke do not know how to drive.
571
00:35:52,163 --> 00:35:53,163
I do, I...
572
00:35:55,187 --> 00:35:57,725
I'm sorry, let me get out now.
573
00:35:57,727 --> 00:36:00,062
Girl, and he's cheap.
574
00:36:00,064 --> 00:36:02,518
Gonna sign this receipt
for you, all right?
575
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:05,709
- He is cheap.
- You're too much.
576
00:36:05,711 --> 00:36:08,495
Girl, you know I'm
just playing with you.
577
00:36:08,497 --> 00:36:11,747
Yeah I know but I wanted to you know,
578
00:36:12,612 --> 00:36:13,529
never mind.
579
00:36:14,949 --> 00:36:17,699
Why don't you tell him you like him?
580
00:36:17,701 --> 00:36:20,684
For what, he's like a friend to me.
581
00:36:20,686 --> 00:36:24,171
I know him like he's a brother or I mean,
582
00:36:24,173 --> 00:36:26,863
we just don't have that
kind of relationship.
583
00:36:26,865 --> 00:36:31,032
Lies, girl you like him a
little more than just a friend.
584
00:36:33,404 --> 00:36:37,653
Tammy, you don't know
what you're talkin' about.
585
00:36:37,655 --> 00:36:41,572
Well since you don't
want him, I'll take him.
586
00:36:42,697 --> 00:36:44,030
You heard right.
587
00:36:46,250 --> 00:36:47,644
Don't play.
588
00:36:47,646 --> 00:36:49,729
See you later, darling.
589
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:52,163
Thanks, Zeke.
590
00:36:55,174 --> 00:36:58,674
♪ You know you're the one
591
00:37:00,536 --> 00:37:05,122
♪ That you might find what
it is that you're looking for
592
00:37:05,124 --> 00:37:07,582
- Sorry about that.
- That's okay.
593
00:37:07,584 --> 00:37:11,836
♪ Baby your love shine bright
594
00:37:11,838 --> 00:37:14,589
♪ You must be from heaven
595
00:37:14,591 --> 00:37:18,758
♪ 'Cause you're my angel from above
596
00:37:20,253 --> 00:37:23,812
You look really nice,
where are you headed?
597
00:37:23,814 --> 00:37:27,002
So I only look nice when I'm dressed up?
598
00:37:27,004 --> 00:37:28,394
No, no.
599
00:37:28,396 --> 00:37:32,120
So I don't look nice
when I'm dressed up?
600
00:37:32,122 --> 00:37:34,702
No I was, wait that's
not what I was saying.
601
00:37:34,704 --> 00:37:36,668
Relax it's okay, I was just messing
602
00:37:36,670 --> 00:37:40,343
with you but thanks for the compliment.
603
00:37:42,515 --> 00:37:44,182
That's my manager.
604
00:37:45,172 --> 00:37:46,005
Yeah Nick.
605
00:37:49,222 --> 00:37:50,618
What? No.
606
00:37:50,620 --> 00:37:51,453
Really?
607
00:37:52,380 --> 00:37:55,283
No way, uh-uh, not happening.
608
00:37:55,285 --> 00:37:59,058
Yeah well the thing I told
you about his girlfriend.
609
00:37:59,060 --> 00:38:02,258
Nick, are you trying to get me k...?
610
00:38:02,260 --> 00:38:04,093
Fine I'll go, I'll go.
611
00:38:06,875 --> 00:38:08,125
What's wrong?
612
00:38:08,963 --> 00:38:11,378
Nick my manager, one
of his clients who is
613
00:38:11,380 --> 00:38:14,655
a boxer wants to take me out
to dinner tomorrow night.
614
00:38:14,657 --> 00:38:16,740
What's wrong with that?
615
00:38:17,886 --> 00:38:20,017
I slept with his girlfriend.
616
00:38:20,019 --> 00:38:24,065
Zeke, why would you do a
disgusting thing like that?
617
00:38:24,067 --> 00:38:26,809
I didn't know she had a
boyfriend 'til he showed up.
618
00:38:26,811 --> 00:38:28,652
And you, let me say something.
619
00:38:28,654 --> 00:38:31,213
She's trash for that too, by the way.
620
00:38:31,215 --> 00:38:32,929
I didn't know she had a boyfriend
621
00:38:32,931 --> 00:38:34,772
'til he showed up, I just...
622
00:38:34,774 --> 00:38:35,774
Okay so...
623
00:38:37,644 --> 00:38:40,304
You see him, he sees you and now
624
00:38:40,306 --> 00:38:42,561
he wants to take you out to dinner?
625
00:38:42,563 --> 00:38:44,777
What kind of mafia shit is he on?
626
00:38:44,779 --> 00:38:46,580
Okay well he didn't catch me actually.
627
00:38:46,582 --> 00:38:47,987
I had like a bandanna around my face.
628
00:38:47,989 --> 00:38:50,413
Like I looked really cool,
should've saw the whole thing.
629
00:38:50,415 --> 00:38:52,413
I didn't think I'd see him ever again
630
00:38:52,415 --> 00:38:54,672
until our manager
introduced us this morning
631
00:38:54,674 --> 00:38:57,535
and then his girlfriend was all over me.
632
00:38:57,537 --> 00:38:59,579
I told her it's not
happening but you know,
633
00:38:59,581 --> 00:39:02,192
she keeps coming at me.
634
00:39:02,194 --> 00:39:05,598
Okay and her boyfriend,
he didn't say anything
635
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:08,501
when he saw her all over you and?
636
00:39:08,503 --> 00:39:11,279
So he thought that she
was being affectionate
637
00:39:11,281 --> 00:39:13,531
because her aunt, my mother
638
00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:15,268
died.
639
00:39:17,757 --> 00:39:19,424
She's your cousin?
640
00:39:20,588 --> 00:39:21,936
Your mom died?
641
00:39:21,938 --> 00:39:24,633
What, no, no to both.
642
00:39:24,635 --> 00:39:26,316
She just said that so he wouldn't say
643
00:39:26,318 --> 00:39:28,769
anything about her being all over me and...
644
00:39:28,771 --> 00:39:30,120
I was about to say.
645
00:39:30,122 --> 00:39:34,678
Now I gotta do that all
over again tomorrow night.
646
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:36,191
- I could go.
- Really?
647
00:39:36,193 --> 00:39:37,526
Yes, yeah, yeah.
648
00:39:38,368 --> 00:39:40,864
Didn't have to think
about that, did you?
649
00:39:40,866 --> 00:39:42,503
Nothing to think about except
650
00:39:42,505 --> 00:39:44,713
you's gonna save my ass again.
651
00:39:44,715 --> 00:39:47,306
I'm pretty good at
that, you gotta admit.
652
00:39:47,308 --> 00:39:50,095
You are pretty good at saving my ass.
653
00:39:50,097 --> 00:39:54,098
♪ This honey was a sweet
milk chocolate missus
654
00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:56,517
♪ Perfectly wrapped
655
00:39:56,519 --> 00:39:58,850
I can't believe what you just told me.
656
00:39:58,852 --> 00:40:01,923
I almost died twice,
I'm gonna pull over here.
657
00:40:01,925 --> 00:40:06,132
A bandanna, like that's
crazy, it's like a movie.
658
00:40:06,134 --> 00:40:09,693
It is like a movie, a
Will Adams movie actually.
659
00:40:09,695 --> 00:40:12,278
Sounds like a Will Adams movie.
660
00:40:19,744 --> 00:40:21,100
What are you doing?
661
00:40:21,102 --> 00:40:22,855
I'm getting practice for tomorrow night.
662
00:40:22,857 --> 00:40:24,690
Zeke, you are crazy.
663
00:40:30,413 --> 00:40:31,246
Okay.
664
00:40:43,939 --> 00:40:47,171
Hey, thank you in
advance for tomorrow night.
665
00:40:47,173 --> 00:40:49,133
Oh it's no problem, it's the least I
666
00:40:49,135 --> 00:40:52,040
can do for you bailing
me and Tammy out again.
667
00:40:52,042 --> 00:40:52,875
Thank you.
668
00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:58,092
Thanks again.
669
00:40:58,094 --> 00:40:58,927
Yeah.
670
00:41:00,016 --> 00:41:01,683
Damn, what was that?
671
00:41:13,267 --> 00:41:14,100
Zeke.
672
00:41:22,476 --> 00:41:25,387
♪ Wa wa wa wa, one two, one two
673
00:41:25,389 --> 00:41:28,376
♪ Wa wa wa wa, what ya gonna do
674
00:41:28,378 --> 00:41:31,413
♪ Wa wa wa wa, one two, one two
675
00:41:31,415 --> 00:41:34,530
♪ Wa wa wa wa, what will you do
676
00:41:34,532 --> 00:41:37,680
♪ Another person's trash is
another person's treasure
677
00:41:37,682 --> 00:41:41,044
♪ Confess the truth now
before repercussions later
678
00:41:41,046 --> 00:41:43,908
♪ Since prom uh, since prom what
679
00:41:43,910 --> 00:41:46,399
♪ Since prom uh-uh, since prom
680
00:41:46,401 --> 00:41:49,637
♪ Since prom he wanted
to have you on his arm
681
00:41:49,639 --> 00:41:52,506
♪ Six feet tall, handsome
with a nice charm
682
00:41:52,508 --> 00:41:55,454
♪ Wa wa wa wa, one two, one two
683
00:41:55,456 --> 00:41:58,568
♪ Wa wa wa wa, what ya gonna do
684
00:41:58,570 --> 00:42:01,724
♪ Wa wa wa wa, one two, one two
685
00:42:01,726 --> 00:42:04,552
♪ Wa wa wa wa, what will you do
686
00:42:04,554 --> 00:42:07,372
♪ What will you do, what will you do
687
00:42:07,374 --> 00:42:10,190
♪ Now what will you do,
now what will you do
688
00:42:10,192 --> 00:42:13,215
♪ Now what will you do,
now what will you do
689
00:42:13,217 --> 00:42:17,384
♪ Now what will you do, what will you do
690
00:42:18,939 --> 00:42:20,606
Woo woo, Desmond..
691
00:42:21,869 --> 00:42:23,119
Hey yo Desmond.
692
00:42:24,864 --> 00:42:25,697
Desmond.
693
00:42:27,405 --> 00:42:29,692
Hey hey, what's up man?
694
00:42:29,694 --> 00:42:30,965
Whoa.
695
00:42:30,967 --> 00:42:32,844
Yo are you okay?
696
00:42:32,846 --> 00:42:35,172
Oh, I'm doing great.
697
00:42:35,174 --> 00:42:37,433
I got me a little dime piece in here
698
00:42:37,435 --> 00:42:40,768
and I'm about to bust her back wide out.
699
00:42:42,388 --> 00:42:45,090
How much did you drink?
700
00:42:45,092 --> 00:42:49,259
A lot, I had two bottles of
this but you can't have none.
701
00:42:50,474 --> 00:42:52,887
Okay, if you keep drinking like this
702
00:42:52,889 --> 00:42:56,139
you can't have none of that, all right?
703
00:42:59,533 --> 00:43:01,923
- Hah hah.
- And what is that?
704
00:43:01,925 --> 00:43:04,586
That's where you're wrong, smarty-pants.
705
00:43:04,588 --> 00:43:07,505
Ta da, this fixes the whiskey dick.
706
00:43:08,348 --> 00:43:12,254
In fact it say for an erection lasting
707
00:43:12,256 --> 00:43:15,339
four hours or more, have a threesome.
708
00:43:18,328 --> 00:43:19,657
Oh, oh.
709
00:43:19,659 --> 00:43:20,492
Game time.
710
00:43:22,027 --> 00:43:23,789
Your heart's gonna explode.
711
00:43:23,791 --> 00:43:25,226
I'm about to explode up in
712
00:43:25,228 --> 00:43:27,437
these pants is what I'm gonna do.
713
00:43:27,439 --> 00:43:30,007
Hey Regina, what's going on?
714
00:43:30,009 --> 00:43:33,084
Hey Regina baby, I'm having a party.
715
00:43:33,086 --> 00:43:34,546
Get back in the house.
716
00:43:34,548 --> 00:43:38,486
I'm having a party in
my pants and you invited.
717
00:43:38,488 --> 00:43:40,333
Get back in the house,
get back in the house.
718
00:43:40,335 --> 00:43:42,412
Get back in the house, I'm sorry Regina.
719
00:43:42,414 --> 00:43:44,914
Hey, now what were you saying?
720
00:43:53,514 --> 00:43:56,207
This here, is this Desmond's place?
721
00:43:56,209 --> 00:43:58,347
I'm a call you back.
722
00:43:58,349 --> 00:44:01,179
Yeah, yeah but he's not home right now.
723
00:44:01,181 --> 00:44:03,593
I think he is, I hear music.
724
00:44:03,595 --> 00:44:06,208
Yeah, it's to ward off burglars.
725
00:44:06,210 --> 00:44:08,710
Are you, why are you so cross?
726
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:13,091
Damn Alicia, what happened to you?
727
00:44:13,093 --> 00:44:16,818
Shit, we was about to start without you.
728
00:44:16,820 --> 00:44:18,653
Get your ass in there.
729
00:44:22,583 --> 00:44:24,961
Ha ha, for an erection that lasts
730
00:44:24,963 --> 00:44:28,213
more than four hours, have a threesome.
731
00:44:38,972 --> 00:44:41,385
I'm sorry Regina, I'm
leaving Desmond's house.
732
00:44:41,387 --> 00:44:43,137
What were you saying?
733
00:44:44,537 --> 00:44:47,413
Oh yeah yeah, just make
sure you bring a friend.
734
00:44:47,415 --> 00:44:49,332
I said he's our friend.
735
00:44:50,362 --> 00:44:52,000
Yeah I can do that, I can do that.
736
00:44:52,002 --> 00:44:55,234
Her house is not that far
from Desmond's house anyway.
737
00:44:55,236 --> 00:44:56,865
Okay.
738
00:45:03,561 --> 00:45:06,657
♪ Open up the door
739
00:45:06,659 --> 00:45:10,053
♪ Baby pour the wine
740
00:45:10,055 --> 00:45:13,081
♪ We can take it slow
741
00:45:13,083 --> 00:45:16,515
♪ Or we can start to grind
742
00:45:16,517 --> 00:45:19,274
♪ We're having conversation
743
00:45:19,276 --> 00:45:22,499
♪ I try to focus in
744
00:45:22,501 --> 00:45:26,265
♪ But I just watch your lips move
745
00:45:26,267 --> 00:45:27,866
♪ I had a premonition
746
00:45:27,868 --> 00:45:30,647
♪ Would I be insecure
if I mentioned seduction
747
00:45:30,649 --> 00:45:34,164
♪ Causing malfunction, never
matter it was a nightmare
748
00:45:34,166 --> 00:45:36,536
♪ Shrugged your shoulders
with a blank stare
749
00:45:36,538 --> 00:45:38,375
♪ Said I was delusional
750
00:45:38,377 --> 00:45:41,367
♪ Unusual behavior has the sweetest flavor
751
00:45:41,369 --> 00:45:43,861
♪ You never see the consequence of danger
752
00:45:43,863 --> 00:45:47,016
♪ You give lust your trust
and leave love in the dust
753
00:45:47,018 --> 00:45:49,884
♪ Blinded by the act,
you don't see the attack
754
00:45:49,886 --> 00:45:53,969
♪ Attack, attack, attack, attack
755
00:46:04,378 --> 00:46:05,211
Desmond.
756
00:46:17,868 --> 00:46:20,899
Good morning, tell
Desmond he was amazing.
757
00:46:20,901 --> 00:46:21,734
Okay.
758
00:46:27,321 --> 00:46:28,154
Desmond.
759
00:46:29,063 --> 00:46:30,536
Hey Desmond.
760
00:46:30,538 --> 00:46:31,955
Who these ladies?
761
00:46:36,068 --> 00:46:39,706
Yo Desmond, what are you doin' man?
762
00:46:39,708 --> 00:46:41,712
What are you doing here man?
763
00:46:41,714 --> 00:46:44,990
Hey you gotta get outta here
man, you gonna mess up my shit.
764
00:46:44,992 --> 00:46:46,998
Oh, you talkin' about the ladies?
765
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:51,167
Yeah they left, it's nine
o'clock in the morning dude.
766
00:46:52,727 --> 00:46:53,560
Damn.
767
00:46:54,894 --> 00:46:58,614
I fell asleep before I
got a chance to do anything.
768
00:46:58,616 --> 00:47:01,626
What, no not according
to one of the ladies.
769
00:47:01,628 --> 00:47:04,211
She said tell him it was great.
770
00:47:05,209 --> 00:47:06,042
What?
771
00:47:11,889 --> 00:47:14,845
You mean to tell me
that you got the courage
772
00:47:14,847 --> 00:47:19,677
to instigate a threesome
and you don't remember it?
773
00:47:23,986 --> 00:47:25,403
That's priceless.
774
00:47:27,053 --> 00:47:29,312
Oh man, hey don't worry about it though.
775
00:47:29,314 --> 00:47:31,977
You got their numbers, you can
just call up and do it again.
776
00:47:31,979 --> 00:47:33,118
No I can't man,
777
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:36,830
they leave for Brazil
tonight indefinitely.
778
00:47:36,832 --> 00:47:37,665
Damn.
779
00:47:38,515 --> 00:47:42,046
Good one God, that's a good one.
780
00:47:42,048 --> 00:47:44,297
You know it's not as important as you
781
00:47:44,299 --> 00:47:48,466
remembering it happened but
that you know that it happened.
782
00:47:49,984 --> 00:47:51,782
I'm just trying to help you out.
783
00:47:51,784 --> 00:47:53,339
Uh-huh, get your ass outta here.
784
00:47:53,341 --> 00:47:55,221
What you doing over here anyway?
785
00:47:55,223 --> 00:47:57,145
Actually I came over last night
786
00:47:57,147 --> 00:47:59,729
to tell you that Regina's back in town.
787
00:47:59,731 --> 00:48:02,814
I remember that, damn she fine too.
788
00:48:03,834 --> 00:48:05,557
- You mind if I?
- No.
789
00:48:05,559 --> 00:48:07,149
Well not me, did you ever?
790
00:48:07,151 --> 00:48:08,547
No, no I didn't actually.
791
00:48:08,549 --> 00:48:10,267
I went over to her friend's house
792
00:48:10,269 --> 00:48:13,049
and she was wearing lingerie.
793
00:48:13,051 --> 00:48:14,851
Cool, so then I had Regina?
794
00:48:14,853 --> 00:48:15,686
No.
795
00:48:16,527 --> 00:48:19,502
'Cause I bet you if I had
Regina, I'd remember that.
796
00:48:19,504 --> 00:48:20,921
What, nigga no.
797
00:48:21,841 --> 00:48:24,295
You're not sleeping
with Regina, all right?
798
00:48:24,297 --> 00:48:26,921
So you wanna sleep with
Regina and her girl, huh?
799
00:48:26,923 --> 00:48:27,840
You stingy.
800
00:48:30,156 --> 00:48:32,661
It says here in case of an erection
801
00:48:32,663 --> 00:48:36,135
lasting more than four
hours, have a threesome.
802
00:48:36,137 --> 00:48:40,146
It doesn't say that, let me see that.
803
00:48:40,148 --> 00:48:43,815
Have a threesome, it
does, actually it does.
804
00:48:44,895 --> 00:48:46,825
What was I talking about?
805
00:48:46,827 --> 00:48:50,475
You were saying you gonna
hook up Regina and her girl.
806
00:48:50,477 --> 00:48:52,407
No I wasn't, was I?
807
00:48:56,005 --> 00:48:56,922
Hey babe.
808
00:48:58,871 --> 00:49:00,204
What, right now?
809
00:49:03,231 --> 00:49:05,228
Yeah well let me send Zeke out there
810
00:49:05,230 --> 00:49:08,256
'cause I don't have on no clothes yet.
811
00:49:08,258 --> 00:49:10,177
Oh no, he came over here to tell me about
812
00:49:10,179 --> 00:49:12,560
some wild night he had
with two girls last night.
813
00:49:12,562 --> 00:49:13,395
What?
814
00:49:14,402 --> 00:49:17,819
- Yeah I know, he is nasty.
- Come on man.
815
00:49:18,951 --> 00:49:21,161
Okay, all right.
816
00:49:21,163 --> 00:49:22,846
You just gonna lie like that?
817
00:49:22,848 --> 00:49:24,362
Dude, she asked what
you was doin' over here.
818
00:49:24,364 --> 00:49:26,082
What am I supposed to tell her?
819
00:49:26,084 --> 00:49:28,085
I don't, why are we friends?
820
00:49:28,087 --> 00:49:32,254
Because we help each
other out at times like now.
821
00:49:35,785 --> 00:49:37,511
Where my baby at?
822
00:49:37,513 --> 00:49:38,513
Come on out.
823
00:49:43,782 --> 00:49:44,615
Valerie.
824
00:49:46,073 --> 00:49:46,906
Hey.
825
00:49:51,149 --> 00:49:52,008
Hey girl.
826
00:49:52,010 --> 00:49:54,217
Hey, how you doing?
827
00:49:54,219 --> 00:49:56,466
I got a little bug or something.
828
00:49:56,468 --> 00:49:57,301
Okay.
829
00:49:59,498 --> 00:50:01,220
So I'll open the truck I guess.
830
00:50:01,222 --> 00:50:02,804
You should get it checked out,
831
00:50:02,806 --> 00:50:04,796
it might be like a sinus thing maybe.
832
00:50:04,798 --> 00:50:06,048
Go to a doctor.
833
00:50:07,994 --> 00:50:09,911
Give him his keys back.
834
00:50:13,137 --> 00:50:14,054
Hey baby.
835
00:50:15,548 --> 00:50:17,676
Welcome home, welcome home.
836
00:50:17,678 --> 00:50:19,561
How was your trip?
837
00:50:19,563 --> 00:50:21,173
It was good.
838
00:50:21,175 --> 00:50:22,889
I'm so glad you're back.
839
00:50:22,891 --> 00:50:26,808
It must be one of those
one minute bugs, huh?
840
00:50:29,734 --> 00:50:31,364
I love you baby but I swear,
841
00:50:31,366 --> 00:50:33,413
I don't know why you
hang out with that Zeke.
842
00:50:33,415 --> 00:50:34,924
I've been knowing Zeke all my
843
00:50:34,926 --> 00:50:36,441
life since like the third grade.
844
00:50:36,443 --> 00:50:40,181
He look out for me and I look out for him.
845
00:50:40,183 --> 00:50:41,996
See how you're sneezing?
846
00:50:41,998 --> 00:50:44,536
Ain't no telling what kinda
germs he done brought in here.
847
00:50:44,538 --> 00:50:46,095
I'm a get a drink, I'll
throw this tissue away.
848
00:50:46,097 --> 00:50:48,040
No no I got that, matter of
fact let me get you a drink.
849
00:50:48,042 --> 00:50:49,513
You go ahead and have a seat.
850
00:50:49,515 --> 00:50:51,968
I gotta wash my hands anyway so I got it.
851
00:50:51,970 --> 00:50:54,377
What can I get you?
852
00:50:54,379 --> 00:50:56,212
Let me get a lemon...
853
00:50:57,953 --> 00:50:59,907
See, it's shit like this
854
00:50:59,909 --> 00:51:02,947
that's gonna get your ass in trouble.
855
00:51:02,949 --> 00:51:04,788
Keep the damn drink and keep
856
00:51:04,790 --> 00:51:07,707
your nasty friends out of my house.
857
00:51:12,022 --> 00:51:13,272
Your welcome.
858
00:51:23,646 --> 00:51:26,839
♪ You're in love, you're in love
859
00:51:26,841 --> 00:51:30,153
♪ You're in love, you're in love
860
00:51:30,155 --> 00:51:33,998
♪ You're in love, you're in love
861
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:38,997
♪ You're in love, shot
straight to the heart
862
00:51:38,999 --> 00:51:41,005
♪ You know you feel this harp
863
00:51:41,007 --> 00:51:42,969
♪ Don't keep love in the dark
864
00:51:42,971 --> 00:51:46,038
♪ Sex don't mean nothing
865
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:50,207
♪ Without butterflies or anticipation
866
00:51:51,067 --> 00:51:54,462
♪ You're in love, you're in love
867
00:51:54,464 --> 00:51:57,908
♪ You're in love, you're in love
868
00:51:57,910 --> 00:52:01,061
♪ You're in love, you're in love
869
00:52:01,063 --> 00:52:04,505
♪ You're in love, you're in love oh yes
870
00:52:04,507 --> 00:52:07,986
♪ You're in love, you're in love
871
00:52:07,988 --> 00:52:12,205
♪ You're in love, love, love, love
872
00:52:12,207 --> 00:52:15,318
♪ Lo-oh love, love, love, love
873
00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:18,758
♪ Oh oh, love, love, love, love, love
874
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:22,726
♪ Oh oh, love, love, love, love, love
875
00:52:22,728 --> 00:52:26,895
♪ Love, love, love, love, love, love
876
00:52:28,733 --> 00:52:33,643
♪ La la la la, la la la la, la la la la
877
00:52:33,645 --> 00:52:37,812
♪ La la la la, la la la la, la la la la
878
00:52:40,486 --> 00:52:44,991
So, what kind of girlfriend
do you want me to be?
879
00:52:44,993 --> 00:52:47,169
I don't know, a good one?
880
00:52:47,171 --> 00:52:50,074
I mean do you want me to
be someone who's prissy,
881
00:52:50,076 --> 00:52:52,483
someone who eats dainty or someone
882
00:52:52,485 --> 00:52:54,977
that's gonna be all over you?
883
00:52:54,979 --> 00:52:58,099
Okay, you're gonna ask me that question.
884
00:52:58,101 --> 00:52:59,434
Um I don't know,
885
00:53:01,276 --> 00:53:05,594
be the kind of girl you'd
be if I were your man.
886
00:53:05,596 --> 00:53:07,096
Okay, let's see.
887
00:53:09,562 --> 00:53:10,645
Okay, got it.
888
00:53:11,733 --> 00:53:14,158
Ooh yes, finally those acting classes
889
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:17,265
I took in college are going to pay off.
890
00:53:17,267 --> 00:53:21,255
Woo about time, yeah
you just wait and see.
891
00:53:21,257 --> 00:53:22,424
Watch me work.
892
00:53:25,098 --> 00:53:29,265
♪ The best part of me, sing the song
893
00:53:30,140 --> 00:53:34,307
♪ I'm giving you the
best part of me, oh yeah
894
00:53:35,340 --> 00:53:39,835
♪ Oh yeah, the best part of me
895
00:53:39,837 --> 00:53:44,004
♪ If you just look into
my eyes, you can see
896
00:53:46,707 --> 00:53:50,040
♪ Best part, part of me
897
00:53:52,192 --> 00:53:55,002
♪ Compromise, I walk away
898
00:53:55,004 --> 00:53:58,411
♪ At least we fall in love again
899
00:53:58,413 --> 00:54:02,580
♪ Taking steps to make our own identity
900
00:54:05,281 --> 00:54:08,278
♪ In a dream world
901
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:10,788
♪ Whoa yeah
902
00:54:10,790 --> 00:54:14,957
♪ It's where our dreams do come true
903
00:54:18,312 --> 00:54:20,643
Hey hey, how's everybody doing tonight?
904
00:54:20,645 --> 00:54:24,739
Come on and put your hands
together for Mrs. StephStaa.
905
00:54:28,839 --> 00:54:31,595
Good evening everybody,
I hope y'all don't mind
906
00:54:31,597 --> 00:54:35,560
I got my friend Lyght
Skin with me this evening.
907
00:54:35,562 --> 00:54:37,514
- Now Skin, you ready?
- Yes ma'am.
908
00:54:37,516 --> 00:54:38,683
Let's do it.
909
00:54:43,818 --> 00:54:46,818
- Is anybody out there in love?
- Yeah!
910
00:54:47,899 --> 00:54:49,982
Well we gonna find out.
911
00:54:52,852 --> 00:54:55,885
♪ Da da da da, da da da
912
00:54:55,887 --> 00:54:59,074
♪ Da da da ma
913
00:54:59,076 --> 00:55:02,682
♪ Da da da da, da da da
914
00:55:02,684 --> 00:55:06,140
♪ Da da da, I didn't know
915
00:55:06,142 --> 00:55:09,475
♪ I could get this high
916
00:55:11,264 --> 00:55:13,989
♪ Like a bird flying
917
00:55:13,991 --> 00:55:16,824
♪ On first flight
918
00:55:18,172 --> 00:55:22,339
♪ With you I don't
care, we can go anywhere
919
00:55:24,318 --> 00:55:26,905
♪ You got my back and no
920
00:55:26,907 --> 00:55:29,907
♪ Need to be scared
921
00:55:31,915 --> 00:55:35,185
♪ Infatuation can lead
922
00:55:35,187 --> 00:55:37,937
♪ To frustration
923
00:55:39,028 --> 00:55:42,087
♪ Hesitation can bury
924
00:55:42,089 --> 00:55:44,259
♪ Intentions
925
00:55:44,261 --> 00:55:46,091
♪ I got so weak
926
00:55:46,093 --> 00:55:49,010
♪ I couldn't fight
927
00:55:50,631 --> 00:55:52,475
♪ I love your love
928
00:55:52,477 --> 00:55:55,644
♪ In its golden light
929
00:55:57,383 --> 00:55:59,875
- Hey, glad you could make it.
- Thanks for having us.
930
00:55:59,877 --> 00:56:02,532
Yeah no problem, no problem
931
00:56:02,534 --> 00:56:04,534
and who do we have here?
932
00:56:05,420 --> 00:56:08,411
This is Regina, she is my...
933
00:56:08,413 --> 00:56:09,246
Fiance.
934
00:56:10,296 --> 00:56:15,213
Hi Regina, Zeke you've
never mentioned her before.
935
00:56:15,215 --> 00:56:19,506
Um, this is the first
time you've heard this news.
936
00:56:19,508 --> 00:56:22,504
You must be his cousin Angie.
937
00:56:22,506 --> 00:56:25,048
He's told me so much about you.
938
00:56:25,050 --> 00:56:29,217
Well are you just gonna stand
there or gonna give me a hug?
939
00:56:30,286 --> 00:56:32,786
You and I are gonna be family.
940
00:56:38,721 --> 00:56:42,888
♪ Meditation cancel the situation
941
00:56:43,942 --> 00:56:45,918
I thought you said he was gay.
942
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:48,646
He is, that is a man.
943
00:56:48,648 --> 00:56:50,030
Regina,
944
00:56:50,032 --> 00:56:51,563
Reginald.
945
00:56:51,565 --> 00:56:52,398
Oh, ooh.
946
00:57:00,225 --> 00:57:02,356
Good afternoon Nick.
947
00:57:02,358 --> 00:57:04,563
Uh yeah yeah, hello.
948
00:57:04,565 --> 00:57:05,898
Are you ready?
949
00:57:06,938 --> 00:57:08,592
Yeah I'm ready, I don't even
950
00:57:08,594 --> 00:57:10,600
know what's coming but I am ready.
951
00:57:10,602 --> 00:57:13,907
You're coming, did
you take out the trash?
952
00:57:13,909 --> 00:57:14,742
What?
953
00:57:15,587 --> 00:57:18,004
Did you take out the trash?
954
00:57:19,755 --> 00:57:21,836
Why are you telling me to take out
955
00:57:21,838 --> 00:57:24,745
the trash and why do
you sound like my wife?
956
00:57:24,747 --> 00:57:26,830
Because I am your wife.
957
00:57:28,537 --> 00:57:29,370
What?
958
00:57:30,543 --> 00:57:31,376
No.
959
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:33,433
No.
960
00:57:35,374 --> 00:57:38,778
No your ass and take out the trash.
961
00:57:38,780 --> 00:57:41,211
No, no, no, no, no, no.
962
00:57:41,213 --> 00:57:42,046
Ugh.
963
00:57:48,833 --> 00:57:52,166
♪ What's goin' on sugar
964
00:57:53,129 --> 00:57:55,812
♪ Oh my
965
00:57:55,814 --> 00:57:57,731
♪ High
966
00:57:58,762 --> 00:58:00,845
♪ Oh why
967
00:58:02,121 --> 00:58:04,038
♪ High
968
00:58:07,401 --> 00:58:11,200
♪ I'll offer you the most
969
00:58:11,202 --> 00:58:14,549
♪ When you're busy at work
970
00:58:14,551 --> 00:58:18,551
♪ Sometimes I can't help but to
971
00:58:19,839 --> 00:58:23,839
♪ We're called an episode of us
972
00:58:28,110 --> 00:58:30,565
Jay, that was a meal fit for a king.
973
00:58:30,567 --> 00:58:32,158
Told you.
974
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:36,327
I agree my king and I
can't wait to be your queen.
975
00:58:38,964 --> 00:58:40,479
Hey this is our manager.
976
00:58:40,481 --> 00:58:41,899
I'm sorry, I'm gonna take this, excuse me.
977
00:58:41,901 --> 00:58:45,417
Take your time, take your time.
978
00:58:45,419 --> 00:58:47,215
Mm, actually baby the wine kinda went
979
00:58:47,217 --> 00:58:49,099
through me so I'm gonna use the restroom.
980
00:58:49,101 --> 00:58:50,934
Okay but hurry back.
981
00:58:51,914 --> 00:58:54,046
Okay, got that.
982
00:58:54,048 --> 00:58:54,881
Go boy.
983
00:58:57,690 --> 00:59:01,607
♪ I never felt this way before
984
00:59:02,676 --> 00:59:06,721
So how long have you
and Zeke been together?
985
00:59:06,723 --> 00:59:08,235
Awhile.
986
00:59:08,237 --> 00:59:11,589
Funny he's never mentioned you before.
987
00:59:11,591 --> 00:59:13,220
That's funny 'cause I was
988
00:59:13,222 --> 00:59:15,185
thinking the same thing about you.
989
00:59:15,187 --> 00:59:17,357
So what are you saying?
990
00:59:17,359 --> 00:59:20,102
Same thing you're saying.
991
00:59:20,104 --> 00:59:22,514
Well I think your whole act is bullshit.
992
00:59:22,516 --> 00:59:26,117
You're nothing but arm candy to him.
993
00:59:26,119 --> 00:59:28,015
You better watch yourself but
994
00:59:28,017 --> 00:59:30,000
let me tell you something, sweetheart.
995
00:59:30,002 --> 00:59:31,881
For you just to be a cousin,
996
00:59:31,883 --> 00:59:35,476
you sure are a little bit
jealous of whatever I am.
997
00:59:35,478 --> 00:59:36,994
I'm not his cousin.
998
00:59:36,996 --> 00:59:38,964
Oh I know, you're the
skank that had him at
999
00:59:38,966 --> 00:59:42,482
your house and your boxer
boyfriend almost killed him.
1000
00:59:42,484 --> 00:59:46,651
Yeah I know all about you, real class act.
1001
00:59:46,653 --> 00:59:47,486
Trash.
1002
00:59:49,415 --> 00:59:50,687
Hey baby.
1003
00:59:50,689 --> 00:59:54,328
Hey, back at the same time
huh, that's really awkward.
1004
00:59:54,330 --> 00:59:56,855
Babe, is everything okay?
1005
00:59:56,857 --> 00:59:59,107
No, I don't feel so good.
1006
01:00:00,054 --> 01:00:02,631
How are you all, everything good?
1007
01:00:02,633 --> 01:00:05,818
Oh yes indeed, that was
truly a meal fit for a king.
1008
01:00:05,820 --> 01:00:08,646
Would you like a dessert?
1009
01:00:08,648 --> 01:00:09,756
No.
1010
01:00:09,758 --> 01:00:12,455
That'll be all ma'am,
we'll just take the check.
1011
01:00:12,457 --> 01:00:16,268
Yeah I'm good, I have
to watch my figure.
1012
01:00:16,270 --> 01:00:19,351
I think I'm gonna be sick.
1013
01:00:19,353 --> 01:00:20,936
Here's the check.
1014
01:00:21,862 --> 01:00:23,793
Is everything okay?
1015
01:00:23,795 --> 01:00:25,378
I'm fine, thanks.
1016
01:00:27,543 --> 01:00:29,758
Zeke, Regina, I hope
everything works out
1017
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:32,707
with you two and please don't
forget our wedding invites.
1018
01:00:32,709 --> 01:00:35,785
Of course not, thank
you and get well soon.
1019
01:00:38,161 --> 01:00:41,028
What the hell happened
when we were gone?
1020
01:00:41,030 --> 01:00:44,443
Let's just say you won't have
to worry about her anymore.
1021
01:00:44,445 --> 01:00:45,278
Trust me.
1022
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,132
That was pretty funny
though, you have to admit.
1023
01:00:49,134 --> 01:00:50,575
It was pretty funny, you're a comedian.
1024
01:00:50,577 --> 01:00:52,753
You got jokes, you got jokes, it was...
1025
01:00:52,755 --> 01:00:53,588
And si.
1026
01:00:54,519 --> 01:00:56,318
Come on let's go, let's go.
1027
01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:59,065
You owe me big time for that one.
1028
01:00:59,067 --> 01:01:02,792
I was your fiance, you wanted
me to be your girlfriend.
1029
01:01:02,794 --> 01:01:06,201
I went over and beyond for you.
1030
01:01:06,203 --> 01:01:09,068
♪ When love is true, see
1031
01:01:09,070 --> 01:01:11,409
♪ I just
1032
01:01:11,411 --> 01:01:15,425
♪ Want to lay and gaze with you
1033
01:01:15,427 --> 01:01:18,890
♪ Your wish is my command
1034
01:01:18,892 --> 01:01:23,059
♪ That's why I know you'll be my husband
1035
01:01:24,573 --> 01:01:27,957
♪ And I, and I
1036
01:01:27,959 --> 01:01:29,844
♪ I
1037
01:01:29,846 --> 01:01:33,301
♪
1038
01:01:33,303 --> 01:01:35,970
♪ It feels good
1039
01:01:48,434 --> 01:01:50,607
Thank you for getting Angie off my back.
1040
01:01:50,609 --> 01:01:52,867
I really appreciate you
doing me this solid.
1041
01:01:52,869 --> 01:01:55,160
Oh no worries, I mean you really didn't
1042
01:01:55,162 --> 01:01:57,173
deserve the way she was
trying to manipulate
1043
01:01:57,175 --> 01:02:00,747
you so it was the least I can do.
1044
01:02:00,749 --> 01:02:03,988
Okay so I have to talk
to you about something.
1045
01:02:03,990 --> 01:02:05,073
What is it?
1046
01:02:06,078 --> 01:02:09,351
Last night when I went
to return Tammy's purse
1047
01:02:09,353 --> 01:02:12,384
to Tammy's house, Tammy
was just standing there
1048
01:02:12,386 --> 01:02:15,416
in lingerie and when I went
to hand her her purse...
1049
01:02:15,418 --> 01:02:17,299
All right, stop right there.
1050
01:02:17,301 --> 01:02:21,959
No I don't want to hear
anymore, that's enough.
1051
01:02:21,961 --> 01:02:25,313
What makes you think I
want to hear about that?
1052
01:02:25,315 --> 01:02:27,198
- So you like Tammy?
- No.
1053
01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:29,327
- That's, okay.
- That's not what I said.
1054
01:02:29,329 --> 01:02:30,162
Right.
1055
01:02:34,479 --> 01:02:36,777
Hey, I thought you
couldn't walk in those heels.
1056
01:02:36,779 --> 01:02:38,700
What do you think this is?
1057
01:02:38,702 --> 01:02:40,378
Yo I talked to your friend and she said
1058
01:02:40,380 --> 01:02:42,794
it was okay that we got
together, I didn't know that...
1059
01:02:42,796 --> 01:02:46,069
Oh so you think you're gonna
get with me and my friend?
1060
01:02:46,071 --> 01:02:48,494
No, it doesn't work that way Zeke.
1061
01:02:48,496 --> 01:02:50,463
What do you mean it
doesn't work that way?
1062
01:02:50,465 --> 01:02:52,715
Just exactly what I said.
1063
01:03:16,309 --> 01:03:20,226
Hey, knock knock.
1064
01:03:26,389 --> 01:03:28,889
Hey baby, why the long face?
1065
01:03:30,447 --> 01:03:32,630
You had a bad performance last night?
1066
01:03:32,632 --> 01:03:33,787
What?
1067
01:03:33,789 --> 01:03:34,789
Nana no, no.
1068
01:03:35,829 --> 01:03:39,431
I um, I'm writing this
book, I have writer's block.
1069
01:03:39,433 --> 01:03:41,764
It's all in here I just,
1070
01:03:41,766 --> 01:03:44,178
I don't even have a title for it yet.
1071
01:03:44,180 --> 01:03:45,860
Well let me make you something to eat.
1072
01:03:45,862 --> 01:03:50,052
No Nana, no it's okay,
I'm not even hungry.
1073
01:03:50,054 --> 01:03:52,102
You're not hungry?
1074
01:03:52,104 --> 01:03:53,854
You're always hungry.
1075
01:03:58,084 --> 01:03:59,001
Talk to me.
1076
01:04:01,193 --> 01:04:06,138
Last night Regina went off
on me when I tried to kiss her.
1077
01:04:06,140 --> 01:04:08,038
Did your breath stink?
1078
01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:09,457
What Nana? No.
1079
01:04:11,902 --> 01:04:16,058
No it didn't, it didn't, no no, it didn't.
1080
01:04:16,060 --> 01:04:18,060
Well what did she say?
1081
01:04:19,425 --> 01:04:21,839
I don't know, something
about me sleeping
1082
01:04:21,841 --> 01:04:24,260
with her after sleeping with her friend.
1083
01:04:24,262 --> 01:04:26,267
It's this messiness.
1084
01:04:26,269 --> 01:04:28,391
Now you know I taught
you better than that.
1085
01:04:28,393 --> 01:04:30,967
Nana I didn't do it, I...
1086
01:04:30,969 --> 01:04:32,052
I don't know.
1087
01:04:37,839 --> 01:04:40,422
I know what's wrong with you.
1088
01:04:41,680 --> 01:04:42,513
Do you?
1089
01:04:44,015 --> 01:04:46,102
What's wrong with me, Nana?
1090
01:04:46,104 --> 01:04:47,521
You're in love.
1091
01:04:51,883 --> 01:04:54,708
I'm in love, okay I'm in love with who?
1092
01:04:54,710 --> 01:04:56,796
You're in love with Regina.
1093
01:04:56,798 --> 01:05:00,881
How am I in love with
Regina and never had sex?
1094
01:05:03,215 --> 01:05:05,132
Baby, sex ain't love.
1095
01:05:08,821 --> 01:05:09,654
Call her.
1096
01:05:16,543 --> 01:05:20,472
I should probably give
her more time to cool off.
1097
01:05:20,474 --> 01:05:22,807
Do what you feel is right.
1098
01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:31,475
Thanks Nana.
1099
01:05:37,373 --> 01:05:41,456
♪ Sex ain't love, sex ain't love
1100
01:05:42,616 --> 01:05:46,783
♪ Sex ain't love, no, no, no, no, no
1101
01:05:47,690 --> 01:05:50,436
♪ We got a story about a boy and a girl
1102
01:05:50,438 --> 01:05:53,176
♪ They're gonna try to
rule the whole wide world
1103
01:05:53,178 --> 01:05:56,004
♪ You don't mess around
with no one's honey and if
1104
01:05:56,006 --> 01:05:58,454
♪ You get caught, make 'em
think you're stealing money
1105
01:05:58,456 --> 01:06:00,832
♪ You got to do what you got to do
1106
01:06:00,834 --> 01:06:03,615
♪ Walk around with your
crew, your homies too
1107
01:06:03,617 --> 01:06:05,991
♪ Your homegirl, you'll see her later
1108
01:06:05,993 --> 01:06:09,472
♪ You gotta make money and be a hater
1109
01:06:09,474 --> 01:06:13,557
♪ Sex ain't love, sex ain't love
1110
01:06:14,516 --> 01:06:18,683
♪ Sex ain't love, no, no, no, no, no
1111
01:06:19,913 --> 01:06:23,996
♪ Sex ain't love, sex ain't love
1112
01:06:25,484 --> 01:06:27,901
♪ Sex ain't love, no, no, no, no
1113
01:06:27,903 --> 01:06:30,197
♪ No no, no no, no no, no no
1114
01:06:30,199 --> 01:06:33,616
♪ My, my look at you now
1115
01:06:44,488 --> 01:06:47,071
I know what's wrong with you.
1116
01:06:48,419 --> 01:06:49,419
You in love.
1117
01:06:51,110 --> 01:06:52,860
Baby, sex ain't love.
1118
01:07:04,781 --> 01:07:06,031
Sex ain't love.
1119
01:07:07,684 --> 01:07:09,767
Grandma, you're a genius.
1120
01:07:12,019 --> 01:07:13,372
Hello?
1121
01:07:13,374 --> 01:07:16,523
Hey grandma, you gave me
a topic for my next book.
1122
01:07:16,525 --> 01:07:18,364
Oh that's nice, baby.
1123
01:07:18,366 --> 01:07:20,293
Thank you so much, grandma.
1124
01:07:20,295 --> 01:07:22,795
Oh, oh that's it baby.
1125
01:07:26,949 --> 01:07:30,449
Ugh, I guess sex ain't got no age limit.
1126
01:07:32,192 --> 01:07:35,442
The sequel, Sex Ain't Got No Age Limit.
1127
01:07:36,984 --> 01:07:38,213
Nah.
1128
01:07:56,045 --> 01:07:58,795
♪ Sex ain't love
1129
01:08:01,936 --> 01:08:03,019
How's this?
1130
01:08:04,647 --> 01:08:07,224
It's fine, just like the last three.
1131
01:08:07,226 --> 01:08:08,476
I'm changing.
1132
01:08:10,751 --> 01:08:12,019
Oh.
1133
01:08:12,021 --> 01:08:14,146
It will just
take a minute, girl.
1134
01:08:14,148 --> 01:08:15,741
Calm down, calm down.
1135
01:08:15,743 --> 01:08:18,447
That's what you always
say, you are killing me.
1136
01:08:18,449 --> 01:08:21,949
You know your best friend likes me cute.
1137
01:08:22,901 --> 01:08:24,543
Like this.
1138
01:08:24,545 --> 01:08:26,094
Yeah, you do look cute.
1139
01:08:26,096 --> 01:08:28,737
- Thank you.
- Your welcome.
1140
01:08:28,739 --> 01:08:33,084
So you know I have not heard
you talk about him in awhile.
1141
01:08:33,086 --> 01:08:34,859
Talk about who?
1142
01:08:34,861 --> 01:08:36,525
Zeke.
1143
01:08:36,527 --> 01:08:40,701
Uh-uh, there's nothing
to talk about with him.
1144
01:08:40,703 --> 01:08:42,036
What happened?
1145
01:08:44,596 --> 01:08:47,218
All right, so the night
that I went out with him he
1146
01:08:47,220 --> 01:08:51,447
tried to kiss me after he slept
with you the night before.
1147
01:08:51,449 --> 01:08:52,801
What?
1148
01:08:52,803 --> 01:08:55,300
Yeah I guess whatever
you told him gave him
1149
01:08:55,302 --> 01:08:57,386
the green light to think
that he could hook up
1150
01:08:57,388 --> 01:09:01,682
with me after he hooked
up with you, the nerve.
1151
01:09:01,684 --> 01:09:04,457
Who told you we had sex?
1152
01:09:04,459 --> 01:09:05,606
Zeke.
1153
01:09:05,608 --> 01:09:10,346
Why would he tell you about
something that never happened?
1154
01:09:10,348 --> 01:09:12,281
I really don't know and I really
1155
01:09:12,283 --> 01:09:14,372
didn't care to hear about it, either.
1156
01:09:14,374 --> 01:09:18,459
Damn Gina, you should've
let him finish telling you.
1157
01:09:18,461 --> 01:09:20,214
Why would I do that?
1158
01:09:20,216 --> 01:09:21,853
Listen, I don't want to hear
1159
01:09:21,855 --> 01:09:24,402
about you all's sexual escapades at all.
1160
01:09:24,404 --> 01:09:27,847
I hear about that enough from you.
1161
01:09:27,849 --> 01:09:31,241
Gina, after he rejected me I told him
1162
01:09:31,243 --> 01:09:34,079
that you like him and
he should ask you out.
1163
01:09:34,081 --> 01:09:35,831
It was all a mistake.
1164
01:09:37,603 --> 01:09:39,037
I can't believe this.
1165
01:09:39,039 --> 01:09:40,539
What did you do?
1166
01:09:43,119 --> 01:09:46,513
Well I mean what was I supposed to do?
1167
01:09:46,515 --> 01:09:48,891
I just kinda snapped at him when he tried
1168
01:09:48,893 --> 01:09:51,555
to kiss me and I slammed
the door in his face.
1169
01:09:51,557 --> 01:09:53,764
Kinda left him there lookin' confused.
1170
01:09:53,766 --> 01:09:55,440
How do you know that man was
1171
01:09:55,442 --> 01:09:57,570
outside your door looking confused?
1172
01:09:57,572 --> 01:10:00,312
Let's just say I was
looking through the peephole.
1173
01:10:00,314 --> 01:10:01,314
You crazy.
1174
01:10:06,238 --> 01:10:07,757
Oh hey baby would you hand me
1175
01:10:07,759 --> 01:10:10,902
my phone right quick, would you?
1176
01:10:10,904 --> 01:10:12,984
- Who is Alicia?
- Alicia?
1177
01:10:12,986 --> 01:10:14,009
Yeah.
1178
01:10:14,011 --> 01:10:15,770
Oh Alicia, hey baby let me get that.
1179
01:10:15,772 --> 01:10:18,772
- Babe, baby hold on.
- Son of a bitch!
1180
01:10:56,588 --> 01:10:58,255
There's my writer.
1181
01:10:59,735 --> 01:11:02,071
So you read my manuscript?
1182
01:11:02,073 --> 01:11:04,740
And loved it, let's celebrate.
1183
01:11:06,002 --> 01:11:06,835
Oh um...
1184
01:11:08,006 --> 01:11:12,539
I'm not feeling too good
tonight so I'm just gonna...
1185
01:11:12,541 --> 01:11:14,888
I understand, well congratulations.
1186
01:11:14,890 --> 01:11:16,790
It seems like you had someone in mind
1187
01:11:16,792 --> 01:11:20,375
when you wrote the
book, have a good night.
1188
01:11:29,535 --> 01:11:33,537
Oh hey, hope you have
better luck than I did.
1189
01:11:33,539 --> 01:11:37,706
Then again dressed like
that, you may have a chance.
1190
01:11:59,961 --> 01:12:01,469
Oh man.
1191
01:12:06,917 --> 01:12:09,000
I'm out, I'm out, fuck.
1192
01:12:22,022 --> 01:12:23,189
Who is this?
1193
01:12:32,107 --> 01:12:33,888
Look I said I'm...
1194
01:12:33,890 --> 01:12:35,363
Hey.
1195
01:12:35,365 --> 01:12:36,470
Hey.
1196
01:12:36,472 --> 01:12:38,471
Can I come in?
1197
01:12:38,473 --> 01:12:39,556
Yeah, yeah.
1198
01:12:49,526 --> 01:12:51,323
Do you mind if I sit down?
1199
01:12:51,325 --> 01:12:52,408
Yes please.
1200
01:12:54,793 --> 01:12:57,876
Why are you all the way over there?
1201
01:13:00,402 --> 01:13:03,436
Okay well let me just say that I apologize
1202
01:13:03,438 --> 01:13:06,139
for the way that I acted the other night.
1203
01:13:06,141 --> 01:13:08,674
I just, I mean I know it
was a big misunderstanding
1204
01:13:08,676 --> 01:13:11,045
and Tammy told me
everything that happened.
1205
01:13:11,047 --> 01:13:13,714
So I'm sorry, I feel really bad.
1206
01:13:15,301 --> 01:13:16,134
Okay.
1207
01:13:17,182 --> 01:13:21,184
Well actually I talked to
my grandmother about you.
1208
01:13:21,186 --> 01:13:23,884
Really, what'd she say?
1209
01:13:23,886 --> 01:13:27,327
She has this crazy idea
that I'm in love with you.
1210
01:13:29,712 --> 01:13:31,759
- Wow, that's crazy.
- Crazy grandmas, right?
1211
01:13:31,761 --> 01:13:34,350
Yeah that's pretty crazy.
1212
01:13:34,352 --> 01:13:37,769
So who was that lady that just left here?
1213
01:13:38,695 --> 01:13:40,907
That was Sara, she owns the publishing
1214
01:13:40,909 --> 01:13:43,284
company that's gonna publish my book.
1215
01:13:43,286 --> 01:13:45,045
What was she doing here?
1216
01:13:45,047 --> 01:13:48,527
She wanted to celebrate,
I finished my book.
1217
01:13:48,529 --> 01:13:52,084
You finished your book,
oh my gosh congratulations.
1218
01:13:52,086 --> 01:13:53,353
Thank you.
1219
01:13:53,355 --> 01:13:56,878
That's so exciting,
well we have to celebrate.
1220
01:13:56,880 --> 01:13:59,630
Yeah, yeah I'll go get dressed.
1221
01:14:01,234 --> 01:14:03,847
Um, actually I was thinking we
1222
01:14:03,849 --> 01:14:07,266
would just celebrate right here, tonight.
1223
01:14:09,529 --> 01:14:13,797
♪ You're giving me that
good boy, you're pleasing me
1224
01:14:13,799 --> 01:14:18,145
♪ I love the way you do it to me
1225
01:14:18,147 --> 01:14:22,697
♪ Something about the way you put it on me
1226
01:14:22,699 --> 01:14:27,283
♪ I love the way you do it to me
1227
01:14:27,285 --> 01:14:31,713
♪ You're giving me that
good boy, you're pleasing me
1228
01:14:31,715 --> 01:14:35,798
♪ I love the way you do it to me
1229
01:14:38,718 --> 01:14:42,885
♪ I just love it when you put it on me
1230
01:14:47,902 --> 01:14:49,619
What the hell are you doing?
1231
01:14:49,621 --> 01:14:53,588
I'm sorry man, Valerie found
out about my damn threesome.
1232
01:14:53,590 --> 01:14:55,521
What, yo were you talking
in your sleep again?
1233
01:14:55,523 --> 01:14:57,277
No I wasn't talking in my sleep, man.
1234
01:14:57,279 --> 01:14:58,953
Apparently I'm trying to prove something
1235
01:14:58,955 --> 01:15:00,878
to you so I took pictures as a safety net.
1236
01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:02,106
She saw the damn pictures.
1237
01:15:02,108 --> 01:15:03,253
You got pictures?
1238
01:15:03,255 --> 01:15:07,441
No I ain't got no damn pictures
man, she smashed my phone.
1239
01:15:07,443 --> 01:15:09,529
Dude you can't stay
here tonight, I'm sorry.
1240
01:15:09,531 --> 01:15:11,211
Go get a room, I got you tomorrow.
1241
01:15:11,213 --> 01:15:13,540
Why are we whispering, what you mean?
1242
01:15:13,542 --> 01:15:14,887
Come on dude, I'm your boy.
1243
01:15:14,889 --> 01:15:16,194
You can't leave me out here like this,
1244
01:15:16,196 --> 01:15:17,380
I ain't got nowhere to go.
1245
01:15:17,382 --> 01:15:18,767
She cut off all my credit cards,
1246
01:15:18,769 --> 01:15:20,690
she took all my money, I'm stuck.
1247
01:15:20,692 --> 01:15:23,859
Damn, I don't know what to tell you.
1248
01:15:24,923 --> 01:15:26,722
Oh hey Desmond.
1249
01:15:26,724 --> 01:15:27,792
Hey Regina.
1250
01:15:27,794 --> 01:15:29,802
Did you just move or something?
1251
01:15:29,804 --> 01:15:31,399
Yo I didn't see your bag.
1252
01:15:31,401 --> 01:15:33,092
I'm having problems at the house.
1253
01:15:33,094 --> 01:15:34,361
Do you mind?
1254
01:15:34,363 --> 01:15:35,954
Hell yeah I mind.
1255
01:15:35,956 --> 01:15:38,353
She minds, I'm sorry.
1256
01:15:38,355 --> 01:15:40,855
Man, come on dude.
1257
01:15:43,312 --> 01:15:45,615
You can sleep on the couch
and if you touch anything
1258
01:15:45,617 --> 01:15:49,111
in my room, I'm a do you like
Theon in the Game of Thrones.
1259
01:15:49,113 --> 01:15:50,446
8925 South Main.
1260
01:15:51,930 --> 01:15:55,058
- Better not touch nothing.
- Thank you.
1261
01:15:55,060 --> 01:15:58,810
Whoa whoa whoa, that's
kinda inappropriate.
1262
01:16:01,635 --> 01:16:05,218
I'm a go to your
house, wherever that is.
1263
01:16:11,322 --> 01:16:13,405
And what are you doing?
1264
01:16:14,408 --> 01:16:17,491
I am sending Desmond a little gift.
1265
01:16:21,711 --> 01:16:24,126
- He's gonna like that.
- You think so?
1266
01:16:24,128 --> 01:16:24,961
Mm hmm.
1267
01:16:33,241 --> 01:16:35,158
Excuse me, excuse me.
1268
01:16:36,327 --> 01:16:37,716
Yes?
1269
01:16:37,718 --> 01:16:39,735
My car just broke down and I
1270
01:16:39,737 --> 01:16:42,737
would do anything to use your phone.
1271
01:16:45,225 --> 01:16:47,551
Do you think he knows I sent her?
1272
01:16:47,553 --> 01:16:49,291
I don't think he has any clue.
1273
01:16:49,293 --> 01:16:50,126
Good.
1274
01:17:01,198 --> 01:17:06,198
Subtitles by explosiveskull
1275
01:17:08,122 --> 01:17:12,205
♪ Sex ain't love, sex ain't love
1276
01:17:13,448 --> 01:17:17,615
♪ Sex ain't love, no no, sex ain't love
1277
01:17:18,737 --> 01:17:22,904
♪ Sex ain't love, no sex ain't love
1278
01:17:24,011 --> 01:17:28,560
♪ Sex ain't love, no no, sex ain't love
1279
01:17:28,562 --> 01:17:31,761
♪ Well we got a story
about a boy and a girl
1280
01:17:31,763 --> 01:17:34,502
♪ They gonna try to rule
the whole damn world
1281
01:17:34,504 --> 01:17:37,206
♪ You don't mess around
with no one's honey and if
1282
01:17:37,208 --> 01:17:39,827
♪ You get caught, make 'em
think you're stealing money
1283
01:17:39,829 --> 01:17:42,117
♪ But I got to do what I got to do
1284
01:17:42,119 --> 01:17:45,101
♪ Roll around with my
crew and my homies too
1285
01:17:45,103 --> 01:17:47,186
♪ Yo homegirl, I'll see you later
1286
01:17:47,188 --> 01:17:50,702
♪ Right now I gotta go
smash and be a hater
1287
01:17:50,704 --> 01:17:54,871
♪ Sex ain't love, nah sex ain't love
1288
01:17:56,240 --> 01:18:00,323
♪ Sex ain't love, sex ain't love
1289
01:18:01,381 --> 01:18:05,464
♪ Sex ain't love, sex ain't love
1290
01:18:06,869 --> 01:18:09,619
♪ Sex ain't love
1291
01:18:11,251 --> 01:18:13,870
♪ My, my look at me now
1292
01:18:13,872 --> 01:18:17,059
♪ I got a girl right by my side, oh hi
1293
01:18:17,061 --> 01:18:19,192
♪ She looks so damn good to me
1294
01:18:19,194 --> 01:18:22,433
♪ But I can't describe the
feeling that she means to me
1295
01:18:22,435 --> 01:18:24,643
♪ This girl comes up to me right now
1296
01:18:24,645 --> 01:18:27,754
♪ And she looked me in the
eye and kissed me in the mouth
1297
01:18:27,756 --> 01:18:30,708
♪ I asked my grandma what
is this feeling that I have
1298
01:18:30,710 --> 01:18:33,743
♪ And she turns to me and says love
1299
01:18:33,745 --> 01:18:37,912
♪ Sex ain't love, sex is
love if you love somebody
1300
01:18:38,867 --> 01:18:43,034
♪ Sex ain't love, sex is
love if you love somebody
1301
01:18:44,063 --> 01:18:48,230
♪ Sex ain't love, sex is
love if you love somebody
1302
01:18:49,227 --> 01:18:53,394
♪ Sex ain't love, sex is
love if you love somebody
1303
01:19:16,209 --> 01:19:20,376
♪ Sex ain't love, sex is
love if you love somebody
1304
01:19:21,694 --> 01:19:25,861
♪ Sex ain't love, sex is
love if you love somebody
1305
01:19:27,173 --> 01:19:31,340
♪ Sex ain't love, sex is
love if you love somebody
1306
01:19:32,485 --> 01:19:37,281
♪ Sex ain't love no, sex is
love if you love somebody
1307
01:19:37,283 --> 01:19:41,450
♪ Sex is love if you love somebody
95062
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbo-Croatian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Tatar
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof