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Skleenball is very
simple, brian.
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Just sling your anchovies into
your opponent's laundry basket.
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Aw, missed !
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Do we get to eat the
anchovies after the game ?
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No ! Does marvin haggler
eat his trunks
after a fight ?
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Who dumped my
clean laundry
on the floor ?
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Brian.
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Well, alf
told me to.
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We were playing
skleenball.
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It's not nice to
rat on your friends.
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What's skleenball ?
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A picture's worth
a thousand words.
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That picture was worth
a thousand dollars.
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Well, maybe the frame
makes it look cheap.
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I am tired of
your breaking things.
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If this happens once more, you
will be living in the garage.
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From now on,
i'll treat this house
as if it were my own.
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Treat it as if
it were my house,
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And don't break anything !
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Cheap frame !
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I guess it can
be repaired.
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Heads up !
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Oops.
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**
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I said i was sorry.
How many times do
i have to say it ?
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It's gotten to a point
where saying you're sorry
isn't enough.
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What if i write it down ?
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You don't get it,
do you.
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Get what ?
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This whole idea
of living together.
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We make rules
and follow them
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To keep our lives
from becoming chaos.
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If anybody breaks
those rules --
You, me, or anybody --
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Then life
becomes
impossible.
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You're right.
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I don't get it.
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Let me put it
this way --
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You're staying in the garage
until we say you can get out.
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That i get.
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Let me ask you
something.
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Did you act this way
in your parent's house ?
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No.I lived
in their garage.
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Oh, sure !
Draw parallels.
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Just think about
what i've said,
okay ?
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And we'll discuss
it later.
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Willie, please.
You can't leave
me out here.
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There are none
of the comforts
of home.
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All right.
You can bring something
out from the house.
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Can it be something
that answers to
"hey, lucky" ?
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Just a thought.
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Wait, i want to ask you
something important.
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What ?
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Uhhh.
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Uhhh.
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Goodbye, alf.
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Wait, i know.
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Instead of wasting time
learning how to behave,
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Could i just
suck up to kate ?
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Kate and i agreed about
sending you out here.
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If anything, you'll
have to suck up
to both of us.
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Thanks, i'll remember that.
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Handsome.
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Willie !
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Willie !
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Our furniture !
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We've been robbed !
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Wishful thinking.
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[Click]
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Oh, hi.
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A housewarming gift.
How nice.
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Who said you could bring
this furniture out here ?
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Willie.
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I did not !
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You said i could bring
something from the house.
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I said something.
Not everything !
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In all fairness, you did
not make that point clear.
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He did bring everything.
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I didn't take that
hideous clock.
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That clock was a
gift from my mother.
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Did i say hideous ?
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I meant lovely --
Like your mother.
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[Beep]
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That's the microwave.
Brisket anyone ?
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Forget the brisket !
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Alf,
take everything back
into the house tonight.
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And i emphasize
everything !
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And i emphasize
tonight !
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If you don't, you'll
be out here permanently.
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I notice you emphasize
the word permanently.
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Wait,
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Can we sit down
and talk this out ?
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Just give me one minute.
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Fine.
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You have 1 minute.
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Thank you.
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Willie, don't
sit in my chair.
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That was
my chair
in the house.
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Well, we're not
in the house !
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40 seconds.
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That's not fair.
Willie talked, too !
Penalize him !
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35.
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What are you --
Mission control ?
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30.
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30 seconds ?
I just had a minute --
Half a minute ago !
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Just say what you
have to say !
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Uh.
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Uhhh.
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Uhhh.
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Good night, alf.
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No !I need human
companionship.
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I don't know how
i ever got along
without it.
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But now i'm hooked.
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I'm a people junkie.
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Please.
Don't go.
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You go ahead, kate.
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I'll sit out
here with him
for awhile.
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What are you
doing ?
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It seems like he
really misses us.
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I do, i do, i do.
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He's got our
furniture &
brisket.
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Now, he's
after us.
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You're right,
of course.
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You stay in
the garage.
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Without us,
and without
our brisket.
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Good night, alf.
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Wait, please !
Give me another chance.
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I know i could change.
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Let me move back
inside for 1 week,
and i'll prove it.
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I'll be on my
best behavior.
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What if, during this week,
you don't change ?
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Then, willie and i will
move out here for good.
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All right.
You've got a deal.
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Kate, i don't want
to move out here.
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I didn't mean ...
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The deal is --
You stay in the
house for 1 week,
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But if you mess up,
you're history.
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No problem.
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[Crash]
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The week hasn't
started yet, right ?
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Well, the furniture is back.
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And he's fixed
the painting.
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And everything seems so
much cleaner than usual.
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No offense.
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Good morning, sir.
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Madam,
your eggs benedict
is served.
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Oh, no !My
he's usingshirt !
The stove.
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My, that was fast.
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You two must
be famished.
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Alf,
what is
going on ?
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Going on, ma'am?
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This food looks great.
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Thank you, sir.
I believe a meal should
be pleasing to the eye,
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As well as to
the palette.
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Just so
that i know,
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Is the entire week
going to be filled
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With a lot of
"sirs" and "ma'am's"
and haute cuisine ?
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Well, ma'am,
per our deal,
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I wanted to show you
how much it would
please me
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To please you.
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Well, thank you.
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That's very nice.
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I appreciate that.
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The eggs do look delicious
and the house is very clean.
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It's
amazingly
clean.
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It's not
that clean.
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Mmmmm.
What smells so good ?
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Alf, you look great.
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Did a cleaning crew come in?
The house looks fantastic.
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For crying
out loud !
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Alf cleaned
the whole house,
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And made this
wonderful
breakfast.
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Tastes
good.
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Better than that stinky
stuff mom usually makes,
huh, brian ?
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00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:03,868
Uh huh.
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I didn't think alf was
allowed in the house.
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That was yesterday.
Today he's our butler.
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If you don't mind, madam,
i prefer the word manservant.
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Helps keep me
in my place.
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[Knock at door]
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Anybody home ?
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It's trevor.
You better ...
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The new alf
moves fast !
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Come on in, trevor.
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Hi.
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Tanner, who
painted
your
fence ?
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00:10:37,167 --> 00:10:39,033
It
looks
great !
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00:10:39,100 --> 00:10:41,267
I don't what
you're
talking
about.
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Wow !
That looks great.
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00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:45,467
So who painted it ?
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Uhhhh.
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00:10:47,868 --> 00:10:49,534
Happy birthday, dad.
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00:10:49,601 --> 00:10:53,767
Oh, it's your
birthday present.
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I hope i didn't
ruin the surprise.
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00:10:56,267 --> 00:10:59,601
No, i was going to
look out the window
soon, anyway.
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So, how old are you ?
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I'll be 45 in august.
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That's 6 months away.
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00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:09,968
It ain't your birthday.
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You just had your fence
painted to keep up with
the ochmonek's.
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00:11:13,701 --> 00:11:16,734
Well, i'm not gonna tell you
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Where i bought my fluorescent
flamingos.
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00:11:19,167 --> 00:11:20,801
We blew it.
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00:11:21,834 --> 00:11:23,701
Hey, kate,
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00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:24,934
Great
looking
breakfast.
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00:11:25,033 --> 00:11:26,000
Mom didn't make it.
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00:11:26,067 --> 00:11:27,434
Who did ?
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Our manservant.
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00:11:28,901 --> 00:11:30,734
You got a
manservant ?
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00:11:30,801 --> 00:11:33,234
Just for the week.
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00:11:33,300 --> 00:11:35,133
Do me a
favor.
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00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,734
Don't
mention
it to
raquel.
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00:11:36,801 --> 00:11:38,701
You have
our word.
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00:11:38,767 --> 00:11:43,133
Thanks,
she went ape when
she found out you
had a vacuum cleaner.
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00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:44,968
Hey, listen.
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00:11:45,033 --> 00:11:47,334
Have jeeves,
give me a
jingle.
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00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:50,133
I might
want him
to paint my
flamingos.
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Will do.
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00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:57,767
Oh, jeeves.
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00:11:57,834 --> 00:12:02,133
There's something
i'd like to ask you.
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00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:04,334
I know what you're
going to say, sir.
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00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:09,367
I've already taken
care of those
ghastly flamingos.
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00:12:09,434 --> 00:12:10,567
You painted them ?
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00:12:10,634 --> 00:12:12,534
No, they've
been removed.
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00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:16,033
Tomorrow, i shall
terminate the
lawn jockey.
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00:12:28,133 --> 00:12:30,334
Morning, ma'am.
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Alf, it's
your last day.
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00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:34,434
There's no need to
wax the floor again.
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I'm free at the moment.
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And i've finished
shortening your dresses.
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You shortened
my dresses ?
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00:12:41,267 --> 00:12:44,434
Well, they are showing
higher hemlines this year.
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Oh, brother.
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Excuse me ma'am, but
the wax isn't dry yet.
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00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:53,934
If you must go into the kitchen,
i'll have to carry you.
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Thank you.
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00:12:56,267 --> 00:12:57,434
I'll walk.
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I'll wax in your wake.
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00:13:03,934 --> 00:13:07,200
Mom, how come you didn't
get a piggyback ride ?
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00:13:07,267 --> 00:13:09,667
I wasn't in
the mood.
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00:13:09,734 --> 00:13:12,100
What's
that slop ?
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00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,000
It's eggs florentine,
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00:13:14,067 --> 00:13:16,167
Brushed with a
mandarin orange glaze.
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00:13:16,234 --> 00:13:19,434
How come we don't have anything
to drink except perrier ?
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00:13:19,501 --> 00:13:23,467
Alf gets it at cost
from the french embassy.
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00:13:23,534 --> 00:13:25,200
Oh, relax, kate.
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00:13:25,267 --> 00:13:27,634
We're going to have the
old alf back at sundown.
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00:13:27,701 --> 00:13:29,267
I hope so.
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00:13:29,334 --> 00:13:32,167
I don't want to take
any more quiche to school.
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00:13:32,234 --> 00:13:34,200
Nobody will trade
with me.
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00:13:34,267 --> 00:13:37,000
The week is over as
far as i'm concerned.
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00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:38,968
I'm going to have
a plain old orange.
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00:13:50,968 --> 00:13:54,534
Willie, i don't
think i can make it
'til sundown.
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00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:57,167
Why don't we go
away for the day.
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00:13:57,234 --> 00:13:58,367
Good idea !
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00:13:58,434 --> 00:14:02,133
That's silly !
Let's just tell
alf he's won ?
256
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:03,634
I'm for that !
You've won !
257
00:14:04,868 --> 00:14:05,901
Won, ma'am ?
258
00:14:05,968 --> 00:14:07,534
The bet is off !
259
00:14:07,601 --> 00:14:10,067
You can turn in your
whisk broom and phoney accent,
260
00:14:10,133 --> 00:14:12,634
Let out a big burp,
and get on with it !
261
00:14:12,701 --> 00:14:15,467
Yeah, alf,
let her rip !
262
00:14:15,534 --> 00:14:18,100
What we're saying is
263
00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:20,300
We want the old alf back.
264
00:14:20,367 --> 00:14:24,234
Please, i must insist
we follow this through.
265
00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:26,300
Isn't that one
of the rules --
266
00:14:26,367 --> 00:14:28,367
To follow
things through ?
267
00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:30,334
Otherwise, we'd
have chaos.
268
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,534
Our life would
be impossible.
269
00:14:33,601 --> 00:14:35,167
All right,
we're leaving.
270
00:14:35,234 --> 00:14:36,868
We'll see you
at 6:14.
271
00:14:36,934 --> 00:14:38,167
6:14 ?
272
00:14:38,234 --> 00:14:41,067
6:14.That's when
the sun goes down.
273
00:14:41,133 --> 00:14:45,868
That means pledge week
is over.You can go
back to being yourself.
274
00:14:45,934 --> 00:14:47,100
Where are we
going to go ?
275
00:14:47,167 --> 00:14:48,834
Who cares ?As long as
it's someplace dirty.
276
00:14:48,901 --> 00:14:49,734
Goodbye, alf.
277
00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:50,767
Bye, alf.
Bye, alf.
278
00:14:50,834 --> 00:14:53,601
See you after
the metamorphosis.
279
00:14:53,667 --> 00:14:55,734
Oh, sir william.
280
00:14:55,801 --> 00:14:59,567
Is there some special meal
you'd like for my last hurrah ?
281
00:14:59,634 --> 00:15:01,334
Aw,
282
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,667
Oh,
283
00:15:02,734 --> 00:15:05,167
Actually there is
one thing
284
00:15:05,234 --> 00:15:07,734
That kate's always
had trouble with.
285
00:15:07,801 --> 00:15:09,834
It's duck
a l'orange.
286
00:15:09,901 --> 00:15:11,267
No problem.
287
00:15:11,334 --> 00:15:14,167
Shall i serve a nice
hearty burgundy ?
288
00:15:14,234 --> 00:15:15,567
That would be
lovely.
289
00:15:15,634 --> 00:15:17,234
Count on it.
290
00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:18,400
Willie, are
you coming ?
291
00:15:18,467 --> 00:15:20,534
Oh yeah, you bet.
292
00:15:20,601 --> 00:15:24,634
[Loudly]
and we don't want anything
fancy for dinner, either !
293
00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:38,400
6:13. One minute
to go, luckmeister.
294
00:15:38,467 --> 00:15:39,734
Then, i'll be down on you
295
00:15:39,801 --> 00:15:42,167
Like a buzzard
on a gut-Wagon !
296
00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:43,234
[Ding]
297
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:46,601
Ah, the duck a l'orange
is ready.
298
00:15:46,667 --> 00:15:50,200
Have some wine.
It'll slow down your reflexes.
299
00:15:57,767 --> 00:15:59,067
Zut alors !
300
00:15:59,133 --> 00:16:01,033
The gas is on.
301
00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:03,801
But, i forgot to
light the oven.
302
00:16:03,868 --> 00:16:06,634
Oh well,
better late than never.
303
00:16:10,701 --> 00:16:11,901
[Boom !]
304
00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:24,067
Argh.
305
00:16:31,734 --> 00:16:34,534
Well, i guess we'll
have to order in.
306
00:16:39,667 --> 00:16:43,167
[Tv]
tonight on
"eye on the town" --
307
00:16:43,234 --> 00:16:48,200
What do women in bikinis
think of the japanese
trade imbalance ?
308
00:16:48,267 --> 00:16:50,534
I love sweeps week.
309
00:16:51,734 --> 00:16:53,167
Uh-Oh.
310
00:16:53,234 --> 00:16:54,801
You'd better
look at this !
311
00:16:54,868 --> 00:16:57,167
Oh, my god !
312
00:16:57,234 --> 00:16:59,634
Just take it easy.
313
00:16:59,701 --> 00:17:00,934
You didn't lose
everything.
314
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,434
You've still
got your health.
315
00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:08,801
I'm sorry the firemen
had to chop their way in.
316
00:17:08,868 --> 00:17:10,267
You people should
give me a key.
317
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:14,734
Trevor,
what happened ?
318
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:17,367
I think i know.
319
00:17:17,434 --> 00:17:19,100
Where is he ?
320
00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:20,634
Where is he !
321
00:17:20,701 --> 00:17:22,601
Oh, jeeves ?
322
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:23,667
I think he took off
323
00:17:23,734 --> 00:17:26,000
When he saw the
mess in the kitchen.
324
00:17:26,067 --> 00:17:27,200
The kitchen !
325
00:17:27,267 --> 00:17:28,267
I want to
see it !
326
00:17:30,534 --> 00:17:34,634
Lynn, why don't you see
if you can find -- Jeeves.
327
00:17:36,634 --> 00:17:39,601
Trevor, i think we can
handle this from here.
328
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:42,968
Thanks for waiting
for us to come home.
329
00:17:43,033 --> 00:17:45,200
My pleasure.
330
00:17:45,267 --> 00:17:47,501
Hope you don't mind --
331
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,601
I was a little hungry.
332
00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:53,601
I had some of the crispy duck,
that was stuck to the wall.
333
00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:56,167
Don't worry
about it.
Have a
good night.
334
00:17:56,234 --> 00:17:58,467
No need to close the door.
335
00:17:58,534 --> 00:18:01,000
Yeah.
336
00:18:01,067 --> 00:18:05,334
Mom,
do you think
alf's okay ?
337
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,634
I found alf.
338
00:18:07,701 --> 00:18:10,968
He was hiding
in the dryer with
grandma's rosary.
339
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:14,434
I know what
you're gonna say,
340
00:18:14,501 --> 00:18:16,934
And i've already
accepted my fate.
341
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:20,667
I'm turning myself in
to the alien task force.
342
00:18:20,734 --> 00:18:22,734
I don't
deserve to live.
343
00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:26,901
Alf, why do these things
always happen to you ?
344
00:18:26,968 --> 00:18:29,000
Beats me.
345
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:32,501
Maybe in a past life,
i was a wrecking ball.
346
00:18:32,567 --> 00:18:35,734
You were so
good all week.
What happened ?
347
00:18:35,801 --> 00:18:37,701
Yeah, we'd
really like
to know.
348
00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:41,901
I'll keep it simple --
The kitchen blew up.
349
00:18:41,968 --> 00:18:46,234
This is like
a roadrunner
cartoon.
350
00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:49,100
Alf, how did
the kitchen
blow up ?
351
00:18:49,167 --> 00:18:52,000
Well, the oven
was on for awhile.
352
00:18:52,067 --> 00:18:54,734
Then i realized
i hadn't lit it.
353
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,200
I struck a match ...
354
00:18:56,267 --> 00:18:58,133
Didn't you smell
the gas ?
355
00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:01,634
At the time,
i thought it was dill.
356
00:19:01,701 --> 00:19:04,234
Well, goodbye,
357
00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:06,634
And good luck.
358
00:19:06,701 --> 00:19:10,467
Oh, come on back, alf.
You don't have anywhere to go.
359
00:19:10,534 --> 00:19:12,567
We don't want
you to go.
360
00:19:12,634 --> 00:19:15,067
But, i failed.
361
00:19:15,133 --> 00:19:17,601
I didn't live up
to the agreement.
362
00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:19,267
I don't deserve
to stay.
363
00:19:19,334 --> 00:19:23,133
We know that,
but you're
staying, anyway.
364
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:24,934
Okay.
365
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,067
Come on, now.
The place is
a mess.
366
00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:29,901
We've got a lot
of cleaning up
to do.
367
00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:33,167
If there's
1 thing that
alf proved
this week,
368
00:19:33,234 --> 00:19:35,000
It's that
he knows
how to
clean up.
369
00:19:35,067 --> 00:19:37,601
That was
the new alf.
370
00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:39,734
Now that i'm
the old alf ...
371
00:19:43,334 --> 00:19:46,267
I'll get the
push broom, milord.
372
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:55,200
Hey, how's it going.
373
00:19:55,267 --> 00:19:58,734
I thought you
were taking
these things
back to trevor.
374
00:19:58,801 --> 00:20:00,634
They're not trevor's anymore.
375
00:20:00,701 --> 00:20:02,167
I bought them.
376
00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:04,100
Actually, you bought them.
377
00:20:04,167 --> 00:20:05,901
Your check's in the mail.
378
00:20:07,167 --> 00:20:10,033
Hit the switch.
You gotta see this.
379
00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:11,467
See what ?
380
00:20:11,534 --> 00:20:14,033
Trust me.
Just turn off the light.
381
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:16,067
[Click]
382
00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:19,734
Tell me --
Is this a significant
moment, or what ?
383
00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:22,834
It's
breathtaking.
384
00:20:29,267 --> 00:20:32,400
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385
00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:52,167
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