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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:56,823 --> 00:00:58,590 Mm. 2 00:00:58,591 --> 00:01:00,392 Mm mm. 3 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:04,063 Guy, this is good chili. 4 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,631 What is in here? 5 00:01:05,632 --> 00:01:07,266 I can not tell you. 6 00:01:07,268 --> 00:01:08,700 Mom's secret recipe. 7 00:01:08,701 --> 00:01:10,234 Oh yeah? 8 00:01:12,138 --> 00:01:14,706 Yo man, how many of these seeds that you think we have 9 00:01:14,707 --> 00:01:17,141 thrown over the past few years? 10 00:01:17,144 --> 00:01:18,109 Huh? 11 00:01:18,111 --> 00:01:19,545 What, a quadrillion? 12 00:01:20,447 --> 00:01:21,712 Is that a real number? 13 00:01:23,216 --> 00:01:24,783 I do not know if it is one real number and a fake 14 00:01:24,784 --> 00:01:28,754 word or a false word and a real number. 15 00:01:29,555 --> 00:01:33,358 It's like, how come the weed will not grow? 16 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:38,162 Man, we found the only one place in the northwest 17 00:01:38,164 --> 00:01:39,664 where weed will not grow. 18 00:01:40,466 --> 00:01:41,633 It is not good. 19 00:01:41,634 --> 00:01:43,402 Come on, let's go. 20 00:01:43,403 --> 00:01:44,837 We are late Pick up Debbie. 21 00:01:47,373 --> 00:01:49,474 -Let's do this. -Let's do it! 22 00:01:49,477 --> 00:01:50,876 Come on. 23 00:01:50,878 --> 00:01:52,878 Come on man! 24 00:01:53,479 --> 00:01:53,478 Hey! 25 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:56,848 Delay! Wait a minute, wait a minute. I forget my bike, wait a minute. 26 00:02:04,757 --> 00:02:06,792 Hello, Mr. Sanchez. 27 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:09,794 I'm Harris, Debbie's boyfriend. 28 00:02:10,629 --> 00:02:12,865 We're here to take Debbie the rising concert. 29 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:14,432 Is she ready? 30 00:02:14,435 --> 00:02:15,766 What is Man? 31 00:02:18,171 --> 00:02:20,372 I mean Mr. Guy. 32 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:24,776 You should make a joke. 33 00:02:24,777 --> 00:02:26,545 I know, women right? 34 00:02:26,546 --> 00:02:27,746 Never finished on time. 35 00:02:27,747 --> 00:02:28,913 No, we will wait. 36 00:02:28,915 --> 00:02:31,682 Hey, coincidentally do I have a little bit of snacks? 37 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:33,718 I know you have them. 38 00:02:33,721 --> 00:02:36,187 Do not stop me! 39 00:02:45,698 --> 00:02:46,731 Mm! 40 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:50,735 Mmm! 41 00:02:51,771 --> 00:02:52,937 So Debbie tells I do not intend to 42 00:02:52,939 --> 00:02:54,206 go to college. 43 00:02:54,207 --> 00:02:55,640 No sir. 44 00:02:55,643 --> 00:02:55,640 We do not need a university. 45 00:02:55,643 --> 00:02:58,576 Reeves and I are going to start your own company and 46 00:02:58,579 --> 00:03:00,179 live off the net. 47 00:03:00,181 --> 00:03:00,812 That's right. 48 00:03:00,813 --> 00:03:01,680 Of what? 49 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:01,680 Oh, well, you know. 50 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:06,685 Do not get entangled in the whole business rat race. 51 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:09,955 Kill businesses the working man. 52 00:03:09,956 --> 00:03:12,223 - I have this. - -Yes I. 53 00:03:12,225 --> 00:03:13,292 It is a very cool idea. 54 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:13,292 -Are you ready? -Mhm. 55 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:17,361 Reeves and I drive around the country that sells coffee 56 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:19,264 on street corners. 57 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:21,633 Wow! 58 00:03:21,634 --> 00:03:22,834 -Right? -Right? 59 00:03:22,836 --> 00:03:22,834 Yo, guest, okay. 60 00:03:22,836 --> 00:03:26,471 And then we will do that sometimes just right in the 61 00:03:26,473 --> 00:03:26,471 in the middle of the street like 62 00:03:26,473 --> 00:03:26,471 There are no corners! -Yes! 63 00:03:26,473 --> 00:03:29,441 -You know what I mean? -Absolutely. 64 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:30,442 Where is the angle? 65 00:03:41,621 --> 00:03:42,587 Do you want a whip it? 66 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:43,322 Mm. 67 00:03:43,324 --> 00:03:44,323 Beat it? 68 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:48,393 I was wrong about you guys. 69 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:49,694 I want to apologize. 70 00:03:49,697 --> 00:03:50,929 Oh, not necessary. 71 00:03:50,930 --> 00:03:53,564 And this idea of ​​you is a good plan for 72 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:54,832 good luck. 73 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:57,468 -Yes, honey, yes! -Mhmm! 74 00:04:00,372 --> 00:04:02,608 This should be enough to intoxicate my daughter, 75 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:02,608 do not you think? 76 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:05,676 Sir, we are, we are not will need that. 77 00:04:06,445 --> 00:04:07,679 Oh yes, sir, no, it's going well. 78 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:09,014 We already have vodka in our bus. 79 00:04:09,816 --> 00:04:10,915 Oh. 80 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:12,850 - So you have a van. -Yes! 81 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:14,519 I assume you have one mattress at the back 82 00:04:14,521 --> 00:04:14,519 from the van too. 83 00:04:14,521 --> 00:04:17,788 -No no! -Ha ha, not yet, not yet! 84 00:04:17,790 --> 00:04:20,391 Nothing goes above fornication in the back of 85 00:04:20,394 --> 00:04:21,826 a van, right? 86 00:04:21,829 --> 00:04:22,860 Am I right? 87 00:04:26,832 --> 00:04:29,334 Well, sir, we do not like the whole damn animals 88 00:04:29,336 --> 00:04:29,334 thing. 89 00:04:29,336 --> 00:04:32,471 Hey, how are you doing boys on condoms? 90 00:04:33,005 --> 00:04:35,740 You know, in the second place thought, it probably will be 91 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:39,011 much nicer to violate my daughter 92 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:41,480 without protection. 93 00:04:42,348 --> 00:04:44,016 And you can participate also in, gordito! 94 00:04:46,353 --> 00:04:48,052 You will not do that let her go, do you? 95 00:04:48,055 --> 00:04:50,588 -Why not? - Because I do not like you boys. 96 00:04:50,591 --> 00:04:50,588 OK? 97 00:04:50,591 --> 00:04:53,858 You are stoners, this concert is way too far 98 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:57,295 away, and Debbie is a minor. 99 00:04:57,298 --> 00:04:58,764 Okay, so that is a reason. 100 00:04:58,766 --> 00:05:00,932 And let me add something different, okay? 101 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:03,802 I've done that in all my years never heard of such a 102 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:06,305 stupid idea for a company. 103 00:05:06,307 --> 00:05:08,372 Sell ​​coffee cups? 104 00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:12,377 That is as stupid as trying to sell bottles of water! 105 00:05:13,045 --> 00:05:14,512 Okay okay. 106 00:05:14,514 --> 00:05:15,579 Alright. 107 00:05:15,581 --> 00:05:17,315 I see what's going on. 108 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,084 So sir. 109 00:05:19,985 --> 00:05:24,656 What if I promise not to fuck her? 110 00:05:25,425 --> 00:05:27,326 -WH-relax! We are negotiating. -Sir. 111 00:05:28,095 --> 00:05:29,961 Shh! 112 00:05:30,829 --> 00:05:32,564 Can I just talk? to Debbie, please? 113 00:05:32,566 --> 00:05:33,531 No. 114 00:05:33,533 --> 00:05:34,533 OK. 115 00:05:36,435 --> 00:05:40,639 So I can go upstairs and talk to Debbie? 116 00:05:40,641 --> 00:05:43,341 Which part of "no" is confusing for you guys? 117 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,009 I do not know anything about him, but for me, between the "k" 118 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:49,014 and the "w" is silent, I just never made it 119 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:50,749 sense for me. 120 00:05:51,483 --> 00:05:52,918 You do not need this because I'm sure you have that 121 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,720 a lot of weed in your van. 122 00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:55,620 Pssh, no! 123 00:05:55,622 --> 00:05:55,620 I wish we ... 124 00:05:55,622 --> 00:05:59,457 First, I wish we were had a lot of weed in the 125 00:05:59,459 --> 00:05:59,457 back of our bus, okay? 126 00:05:59,459 --> 00:06:02,560 We are about to go grab some weed from one 127 00:06:02,562 --> 00:06:04,562 of my homies that we know on the way to there because 128 00:06:04,564 --> 00:06:07,399 we're running a bit low, so you do not really know 129 00:06:07,401 --> 00:06:10,569 everything silent silent about everything 130 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:12,036 that I and he continue. 131 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:13,738 So yes. 132 00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:15,473 I want you guys from my house. 133 00:06:15,475 --> 00:06:17,007 Vamanos! Sal afuera! 134 00:06:17,009 --> 00:06:18,576 From! 135 00:06:21,980 --> 00:06:24,882 Man, I think Debbie surprised us. 136 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:26,817 How did he know? we were stoners? 137 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:30,389 What the! 138 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:51,108 Debbie! 139 00:06:59,485 --> 00:07:00,651 Oh. 140 00:07:02,487 --> 00:07:04,456 I think Tommy gave it us the wrong address. 141 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:05,589 Um ... 142 00:07:05,591 --> 00:07:07,559 Do you know where Joe lives? 143 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:08,793 I'm Joe. 144 00:07:08,795 --> 00:07:10,028 Are you here for herbs? 145 00:07:10,029 --> 00:07:11,596 You are the dealer? 146 00:07:12,130 --> 00:07:14,699 I mean, you look like you could sell avon. 147 00:07:14,701 --> 00:07:16,067 I sell that too. 148 00:07:16,869 --> 00:07:18,803 Lip gloss or weed? 149 00:07:20,072 --> 00:07:21,706 Make a decision. 150 00:07:21,707 --> 00:07:22,807 Weeds. 151 00:07:26,812 --> 00:07:30,115 Wow, really sells avon. 152 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:33,518 Northwestern division seller of the year. 153 00:07:33,519 --> 00:07:35,086 What are the opportunities ... 154 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:37,122 -Oh my God! - Oh my, what the ... 155 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:38,656 I think you are police. 156 00:07:38,658 --> 00:07:38,656 What? 157 00:07:38,658 --> 00:07:40,992 Yo, look, we're just changed of mind, right? 158 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:41,992 Have we not changed our minds? 159 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:43,627 We met her some lip gloss. 160 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:44,596 Lip Gloss. You have some ... 161 00:07:44,598 --> 00:07:45,629 What are Tommy's Middle name? 162 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:46,598 W-we do not know! 163 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,165 I swear, I swear! 164 00:07:49,134 --> 00:07:50,134 Uh! 165 00:07:53,072 --> 00:07:53,939 Me neither. 166 00:07:53,941 --> 00:07:55,005 I'm just fucking fucking with you. 167 00:07:55,007 --> 00:07:56,574 -Ha ha ... That is ... 168 00:07:56,576 --> 00:07:58,677 That's funny. 169 00:07:59,045 --> 00:08:00,644 Take your clothes off. 170 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:01,545 --What? 171 00:08:01,548 --> 00:08:02,781 Take your clothes off... 172 00:08:02,783 --> 00:08:04,682 Take your clothes off. 173 00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:06,550 Do you want the weed or not? 174 00:08:06,552 --> 00:08:08,853 Yes, but why should we do that? do we have to take off our clothes? 175 00:08:08,855 --> 00:08:10,754 Do I have to get my strap-on so we can do an a 176 00:08:10,757 --> 00:08:11,990 few dance numbers first? 177 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:12,858 No no! 178 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:14,860 No strap-on at all. 179 00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:16,261 But, this, but You are funny. 180 00:08:16,262 --> 00:08:18,497 Strip, ladies. 181 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:24,201 Strip, bitches. 182 00:08:29,608 --> 00:08:32,076 Um, well, you know, probably to be sure 183 00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:33,043 we are not wired or something? 184 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:35,647 No man! No! No! No! 185 00:08:35,649 --> 00:08:36,648 I saw this! 186 00:08:36,649 --> 00:08:37,782 I saw this in my mind! 187 00:08:37,783 --> 00:08:38,984 I saw this happen! 188 00:08:38,985 --> 00:08:40,851 Really? Did you see this coming? 189 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,687 The dealer would go turns out to be an avon 190 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:45,724 lady who would put down a gun to our head and threaten 191 00:08:45,725 --> 00:08:48,192 to fuck us with one strap-on phallus. 192 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:49,860 Yes? Yes? That was your vision? 193 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:50,629 Yes! 194 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:50,629 I saw that, okay! 195 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:53,865 I knew that would happen happen, but I did not know 196 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:55,834 what the word "phallus" intended as ... 197 00:08:55,836 --> 00:08:56,868 Straight away. 198 00:08:57,736 --> 00:08:59,104 See? 199 00:08:59,105 --> 00:09:00,739 We are not wired. 200 00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:08,113 I did not worry about that. 201 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:10,315 I just wanted to you see naked. 202 00:09:11,817 --> 00:09:14,251 That reminds me, i must buy cashew nuts. 203 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:15,553 Hey... 204 00:09:17,889 --> 00:09:19,124 Price is 200. 205 00:09:19,125 --> 00:09:20,091 Dollars? 206 00:09:20,092 --> 00:09:21,692 No, pesos. 207 00:09:22,628 --> 00:09:25,864 This shit was built-in area 51 where they keep 208 00:09:25,865 --> 00:09:27,966 the aliens. 209 00:09:27,967 --> 00:09:29,634 Have you ever heard of g-13? 210 00:09:29,635 --> 00:09:30,601 Not really. 211 00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:32,671 Not really! 212 00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:34,306 You tell me that's that, that's that 213 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:36,575 super secret CIA weed? 214 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:39,177 This is g-14. 215 00:09:39,178 --> 00:09:39,177 Oh what? 216 00:09:39,178 --> 00:09:43,048 Most of the CIA can not agree take this into your hands 217 00:09:43,049 --> 00:09:44,014 shit still. 218 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:45,149 How did you understand? 219 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:48,753 I fucked a guy who knows a guy. 220 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:50,020 That's all I'm going to say. 221 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:52,790 That's the kind of stories you can not come up with 222 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:54,091 even if you try. 223 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,027 I really think she fucked a man who knows a guy. 224 00:09:56,028 --> 00:09:56,027 Yes I know. 225 00:09:56,028 --> 00:09:57,995 When people say something like that, 226 00:09:57,998 --> 00:09:57,995 they tell the truth. 227 00:09:57,998 --> 00:10:01,732 I think she fucked a guy who might just know a guy. 228 00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:03,335 You do not have $ 200! 229 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:05,003 Um ... 230 00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:07,172 But .. $ 200. 231 00:10:07,173 --> 00:10:09,841 T - that's a lot. 232 00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:16,147 I'll tell you something. 233 00:10:19,284 --> 00:10:23,822 You're going to look at me, I'll do it take off with 10 percent. 234 00:10:25,924 --> 00:10:26,924 Ha! 235 00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:29,126 That's funny. 236 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:29,126 That is really good. 237 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:34,298 You let me squirt, I'm going to take off 20. 238 00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:37,235 Squirt what? 239 00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:48,145 Guest, I can not we believe that actually. 240 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,780 Mm. Mm. 241 00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:51,750 I thought we agreed with us did not even talk 242 00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:54,786 about the. 243 00:11:11,903 --> 00:11:13,837 Dude, you know for sure this is a shortcut? 244 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:18,109 I mean, I did not see it all the lights for a while now. 245 00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:19,844 I think we should do that turn around. 246 00:11:21,846 --> 00:11:21,846 Here? 247 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:26,017 No, after another 30 minutes of darkness. 248 00:11:36,261 --> 00:11:37,995 You said here! 249 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:51,341 -Nitchen! -Agh! 250 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:54,245 - This is shit! -A, dude ... 251 00:11:54,246 --> 00:11:56,480 We're stuck in a hole, man. 252 00:11:57,917 --> 00:11:59,283 Well I am not licking these. 253 00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:00,851 Twice in one day? 254 00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:00,851 Euh. 255 00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:03,721 Yes, it looks like we can must spend the night 256 00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:05,190 here tonight. 257 00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:06,957 Fuck! 258 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,860 We are going to miss the concert! 259 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:16,967 Oh dear! 260 00:12:18,169 --> 00:12:19,903 Promise. 261 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,908 Dude, do you, you too, like, do you hear that? 262 00:12:30,014 --> 00:12:31,349 What? 263 00:12:32,384 --> 00:12:36,187 Guest, I could, like, listen to my ears 264 00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:38,490 listen to things. 265 00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:41,926 What? 266 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:43,360 Huh. 267 00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:47,865 You mean to tell me that you can hear 268 00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:49,967 your ears work? 269 00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:51,436 Yes brother. 270 00:12:52,303 --> 00:12:56,540 Yo, this CIA shit is crazy strong, man, yo! 271 00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:59,177 Like, I feel like I have to pee 272 00:12:59,178 --> 00:13:00,812 I do not even know. 273 00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:04,916 Yo, fuck, I'm high. 274 00:13:06,384 --> 00:13:08,086 Dude. 275 00:13:12,857 --> 00:13:14,558 Guy, my hand ... 276 00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:18,096 My hand is looking like a tarantula. 277 00:13:19,431 --> 00:13:22,267 I do not even feel like that my hands more. 278 00:13:27,972 --> 00:13:29,874 I'm hungry, my friend. 279 00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:33,443 I wish I had something from you chili now with a, a 280 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:37,849 come to cheese a-and a slice of ice. 281 00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:40,250 -mm. -Switch 282 00:13:46,258 --> 00:13:47,859 you know what I do Make a wish now? 283 00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:47,859 Hm? 284 00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:53,998 I wish these fingers were just a small kit - cat bars. 285 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:54,899 Than... 286 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:56,835 I would just ... 287 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:56,835 Break one off. 288 00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:01,139 Break off a piece, and 289 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:02,072 mm! 290 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,607 They are so good! 291 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,510 Are you okay? 292 00:14:09,414 --> 00:14:10,981 Oh my God! 293 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,985 Feels like my whole face is in my mouth! 294 00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:15,320 Oh! 295 00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:17,154 Why are my balls vibrate? 296 00:14:19,558 --> 00:14:21,192 I can not feel my cock. 297 00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:25,395 Oh my God. 298 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:26,463 What? 299 00:14:27,265 --> 00:14:28,966 My cock is gone! 300 00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:31,402 Fuck! 301 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:39,277 She stole your cock. 302 00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:41,546 - Someone stole your cock! - Someone stole my cock! 303 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:44,081 Dick thief! Dick thief! 304 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:45,048 I stole it under me! 305 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,584 Give me your cock! 306 00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:03,967 Yo, I slept like a baby. 307 00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:05,403 Ugh, me too. 308 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:08,038 That weed was right I'm fucking. 309 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:10,642 Mm. 310 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,549 You look older than a bastard. 311 00:15:22,053 --> 00:15:25,456 Holy shit, you look old like fuck! 312 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:29,427 Hey! 313 00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:32,163 This must have a few hallucinogenic mess in it. 314 00:15:32,164 --> 00:15:33,398 That is really cool. 315 00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:35,365 We have to halla-ducinatin 'now. 316 00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:36,634 Oh yeah. 317 00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:41,471 Man, I feel like we have walking for days. 318 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:44,609 Ah, I'm so hot. 319 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,977 This is the worst hallucination ever. 320 00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:04,495 The fuck ... 321 00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:07,597 A fuck spaceship. 322 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,000 We do not hallucinate. 323 00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:10,668 We still dream. 324 00:16:10,669 --> 00:16:12,636 How do you know that this is so? your dream and not mine? 325 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,440 Because I always dream of spaceships. 326 00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:18,009 Let's keep running. 327 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:23,715 Welcome. 328 00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:27,051 What was that fucking? 329 00:16:27,052 --> 00:16:28,986 It's a talking door? 330 00:16:30,254 --> 00:16:31,588 What is going on? 331 00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:34,158 Hello, door. 332 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:36,126 How are you? 333 00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:37,595 Nice to meet you. 334 00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:44,201 Why is everyone on the go their calculator? 335 00:16:46,004 --> 00:16:49,474 We were completely ahead a math convention! 336 00:16:50,274 --> 00:16:52,275 I hate math. 337 00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:54,379 And I have to do it. 338 00:17:23,808 --> 00:17:25,442 2016? 339 00:17:26,478 --> 00:17:28,078 What the fuck is there? 340 00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:30,615 Thank you. 341 00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:31,782 Good day. 342 00:17:36,521 --> 00:17:37,755 What the fuck is there? 343 00:17:43,561 --> 00:17:44,694 What the hell is that? 344 00:17:45,830 --> 00:17:45,829 I am at the gas station. 345 00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:48,532 Oh honey, I miss you so 346 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,734 a lot, I can not wait until you see my little boo. 347 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,502 I will be there for a couple of hours. 348 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:55,807 Who the hell is that? 349 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,142 The fuck? 350 00:17:58,144 --> 00:17:59,309 Welcome. 351 00:18:17,829 --> 00:18:18,596 Yo! 352 00:18:19,330 --> 00:18:20,664 Watch this. 353 00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:22,500 The government approves ... 354 00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:24,367 No, not that. Look at the date. 355 00:18:24,369 --> 00:18:26,203 June 12, 2016. 356 00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:27,771 It is one of them false newspapers. 357 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,507 Uh-uh. This shit is real. 358 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,875 I went out and saw a guy with his car connected. 359 00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:34,612 The price of gas is $ 5 a gallon, and I've seen a girl 360 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,847 with a thing in her hand she was talking with a 361 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:39,282 dude, and he was there, like a video call. 362 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,419 But have you seen this? 363 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:43,354 That is fucked up. 364 00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:44,888 Take a look at this. 365 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,390 That is the proof this is fake. 366 00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:49,326 If you pass this newspaper here, this man 367 00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:50,461 is black, right? 368 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:52,529 And his name is o-bam-a? 369 00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:55,465 Barack Obama, and he is the president of the 370 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,733 United States. 371 00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,201 Exactly. 372 00:18:59,203 --> 00:19:00,872 Excuse me sir. 373 00:19:00,874 --> 00:19:01,838 What's the date? 374 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,441 June 12, man. 375 00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:05,242 Which year? 376 00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:07,244 2016! 377 00:19:14,385 --> 00:19:16,220 Hey, get rid of me man, get rid of me! 378 00:19:16,221 --> 00:19:18,756 Right, right, right, I'll leave it, yes. 379 00:19:20,291 --> 00:19:22,393 Who is the president? 380 00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:24,394 Barack Obama. 381 00:19:24,396 --> 00:19:25,796 What he looks like? 382 00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:27,664 He is black! 383 00:19:28,599 --> 00:19:30,367 We smoked that weed has disabled us 384 00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:31,701 30 years! 385 00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:33,436 We have to drag truck, get your van out 386 00:19:33,439 --> 00:19:34,939 the ditch, and get the fuck at home. 387 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,173 Let's go. 388 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,407 This damn CIA. 389 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:39,676 First Vietnam then Reagan is shot. 390 00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:47,852 Ever heard of a direction indicator? 391 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,921 It's nobody who's fucking things we go to. 392 00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:02,465 Well, your parents certainly do not live here anymore. 393 00:20:03,367 --> 00:20:06,304 They really mean it when they do suppose you can not go home again. 394 00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:09,874 So... 395 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,742 Our old school is a home depot now. 396 00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:16,247 -mm. - Your old house is a vacant lot. 397 00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:18,848 And mine fucking soul mart? 398 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:21,751 There is nothing left from our fucking life! 399 00:20:21,753 --> 00:20:24,888 And what the fuck is "free of gluttony?" 400 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:27,290 I do not know, but the the gluten eat freely. 401 00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:28,960 We should behave ourselves as some gluttons and go eat. 402 00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,694 I'm hungry, man. 403 00:20:30,696 --> 00:20:32,930 No, let's go The home of Debbie's parents. 404 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:34,798 Maybe they are still live there. 405 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,666 And they will feed us. 406 00:20:40,972 --> 00:20:42,272 Hello? 407 00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:43,574 Hi Mrs. Sanchez? 408 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:44,775 Yes? 409 00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,344 This is Harris. 410 00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:47,811 Harris weber. 411 00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:49,947 Who? 412 00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:51,749 Debbie's boyfriend? 413 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:52,983 Her... 414 00:20:52,986 --> 00:20:54,951 Old friend, I think? 415 00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:58,655 Harris has been dead for 30 years. 416 00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:00,557 This is not funny. 417 00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:02,960 They are really going think this is funny. 418 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:08,732 Go away! 419 00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:09,799 Leave! 420 00:21:11,636 --> 00:21:11,635 I... 421 00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:15,905 I probably know this sounds crazy but ... 422 00:21:24,048 --> 00:21:27,050 Hello, Mrs Sanchez. 423 00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:29,420 It is eh ... 424 00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:31,388 I know this is likely really weird for you 425 00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:32,923 now ... 426 00:21:33,791 --> 00:21:35,459 Probably not expect to see us anyway 427 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:36,559 these years. 428 00:21:39,030 --> 00:21:39,963 Yes. 429 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,432 This is not possible ... 430 00:21:43,701 --> 00:21:43,701 Debbie? 431 00:21:43,702 --> 00:21:46,002 Where for god's sake have you been! 432 00:21:50,875 --> 00:21:52,375 Ow. 433 00:21:52,377 --> 00:21:52,375 Agh ... 434 00:21:52,377 --> 00:21:57,048 You want me to do that believe you bought 435 00:21:57,049 --> 00:22:00,984 a superpot of one woman named Joe who was 436 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:05,722 fucking a CIA guy that was growing pot in area 51 437 00:22:05,724 --> 00:22:07,657 "where they keep it aliens, "on the way to one 438 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:10,060 concert that you never received because you fell from Van 439 00:22:10,063 --> 00:22:12,630 in a ditch where you are slept for 30 years, and 440 00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:15,333 suddenly you woke up one day and here you are. 441 00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:17,034 Crazy shit, right? 442 00:22:17,868 --> 00:22:19,737 Were you in prison? 443 00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:21,105 You were in prison, Were not you? 444 00:22:21,106 --> 00:22:23,473 - Like in Bolivia or something. -As only. 445 00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:25,509 Hey, up here. 446 00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:25,509 What happened to you? 447 00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:28,412 What really happened for you? 448 00:22:28,413 --> 00:22:30,347 That is what really happened. 449 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:30,347 Mhmm. 450 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:35,853 Do you have any idea how seriously that you were disappearing? 451 00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:39,022 There were news reports there were reports on missing persons. 452 00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:41,392 Your parents have hired private detectives. 453 00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:43,728 We had no idea where you are gone. 454 00:22:45,997 --> 00:22:47,964 Ultimately, we just thought you were dead. 455 00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:49,866 Your parents have been detained funerals for you. 456 00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:50,968 For closure. 457 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:52,903 - Did we have funerals? -Yes. 458 00:22:52,904 --> 00:22:55,405 You are buried at the cemetery on Madison street. 459 00:22:55,407 --> 00:22:56,840 Was it a nice service? 460 00:22:56,843 --> 00:22:58,041 Nice funeral. 461 00:22:58,044 --> 00:22:59,143 Have people appeared? 462 00:22:59,144 --> 00:23:00,478 A few. 463 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:01,578 Was it sad? 464 00:23:01,580 --> 00:23:03,146 Guys, this is would be funny? 465 00:23:03,148 --> 00:23:04,882 Because it is not. 466 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:07,852 Look, we do not understand what has happened, but we are 467 00:23:07,854 --> 00:23:08,986 tell you what happened. 468 00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:10,820 That does not mean it is credible. 469 00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:12,923 It only means that it is what happened to you. 470 00:23:12,924 --> 00:23:15,625 I can not believe you still live with your parents. 471 00:23:15,627 --> 00:23:17,627 - It is now my house. -No shit? 472 00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:17,627 -That's right. -Wow. 473 00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:21,065 Hey, you know where my parents have moved to? 474 00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:22,633 Because I can not find them. 475 00:23:24,736 --> 00:23:25,568 Wow. 476 00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:27,003 You do not know, do you? 477 00:23:28,507 --> 00:23:30,840 Your parents died like ten years ago. 478 00:23:31,643 --> 00:23:33,743 What the fuck is there? 479 00:23:36,414 --> 00:23:38,582 That is a weak bro. 480 00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:40,884 What about my parents? 481 00:23:40,886 --> 00:23:42,185 Yours has gone away. 482 00:23:42,188 --> 00:23:45,655 Eh, we have no idea where they moved. 483 00:23:45,657 --> 00:23:46,723 We have never seen them again. 484 00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:49,093 They have moved to the mountains. 485 00:23:49,095 --> 00:23:51,127 My eyes are here, Reeves. 486 00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:53,631 My father loved mountains. 487 00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:54,798 I understand what you are saying. 488 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,599 There is something good peaks there. 489 00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:56,599 This is crazy. 490 00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:59,737 I do not know what to say, I am ... 491 00:23:59,739 --> 00:24:00,904 I'm a little afraid. 492 00:24:00,906 --> 00:24:02,472 I'm normal... 493 00:24:03,107 --> 00:24:04,775 Look, I know this is one little crazy, just us 494 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:06,943 show up after all these years. 495 00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:06,943 Yes. 496 00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:11,582 Why do not we meet again? tomorrow, to the mall or 497 00:24:11,584 --> 00:24:13,083 something, maybe go to the arcade. 498 00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:14,551 Yes, the arcade! 499 00:24:14,554 --> 00:24:15,685 OK. 500 00:24:15,688 --> 00:24:17,721 So, what time are you Do you want to hang out? 501 00:24:17,722 --> 00:24:19,890 Oh, I do not hang from. I go to work. 502 00:24:19,892 --> 00:24:21,491 - So after work? -Ditch! 503 00:24:21,493 --> 00:24:22,859 Ditch! 504 00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:23,727 After work? 505 00:24:23,729 --> 00:24:24,561 Eh, sure. 506 00:24:24,564 --> 00:24:26,029 Okay, so two? 507 00:24:26,031 --> 00:24:27,765 No honey. This one is not a school, it is work. 508 00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:29,599 I look seven, eight. 509 00:24:29,602 --> 00:24:31,535 Okay, well we have to, at least, eight at the 510 00:24:31,537 --> 00:24:34,038 newest because the food the court closes at nine o'clock. 511 00:24:41,779 --> 00:24:44,647 Oh, Deb. 512 00:24:47,052 --> 00:24:49,653 Hey, wool! 513 00:25:04,035 --> 00:25:05,836 Oh my ... 514 00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:07,238 Have you slept here? 515 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:08,638 Good morning. 516 00:25:10,741 --> 00:25:11,976 Wow. 517 00:25:11,978 --> 00:25:13,877 I can not believe you have this thing still. 518 00:25:15,012 --> 00:25:18,147 Look at you, everybody businesswoman-like. 519 00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:20,017 As a professional. 520 00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:21,184 You look good. 521 00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:22,786 Thanks. 522 00:25:22,788 --> 00:25:27,657 Eh, the house is locked, but if you want to clean 523 00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:31,028 up, you can the rinsable shower on the side. 524 00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:31,028 Good thank you. We need that. 525 00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:34,664 Debbie, I was in your back Yard last night, and that was me 526 00:25:34,666 --> 00:25:37,734 I wondered, where did you get this from? really cool stormtrooper boat? 527 00:25:37,737 --> 00:25:38,868 Man, what the hell is that? 528 00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:40,037 It is a stormtrooper-boat. 529 00:25:40,038 --> 00:25:41,638 Who picked up wheels in a skate? 530 00:25:41,641 --> 00:25:42,940 W-then was you in my backyard? 531 00:25:42,942 --> 00:25:44,807 I did not have to do anything night and I did not want to 532 00:25:44,809 --> 00:25:46,844 your neighbors all in my company. 533 00:25:46,846 --> 00:25:48,913 That is very considerate of you. 534 00:25:48,914 --> 00:25:52,048 That is a Rollerblade and it is from my son. 535 00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:53,616 We have a son? 536 00:25:53,618 --> 00:25:56,586 No, no we, you, not us have a son. 537 00:25:56,588 --> 00:25:57,153 No. 538 00:25:58,155 --> 00:25:59,722 Wait... 539 00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:00,723 How old is he? 540 00:26:00,726 --> 00:26:01,825 He is fifteen. 541 00:26:01,826 --> 00:26:03,560 He was with him Father's night. 542 00:26:03,563 --> 00:26:07,230 Wait, you fucked someone else? 543 00:26:08,165 --> 00:26:09,700 Yes I did that. 544 00:26:09,701 --> 00:26:12,635 Debbie is fucking! 545 00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:15,172 I did it. 546 00:26:15,173 --> 00:26:16,807 And when am I are you going to meet him? 547 00:26:16,808 --> 00:26:19,777 Let's wait Then for now. 548 00:26:19,778 --> 00:26:21,612 Why, is he ugly? We're not going to laugh. 549 00:26:21,614 --> 00:26:23,079 Oh my god, is he a tragedy? 550 00:26:24,650 --> 00:26:28,152 Okay, it's coming through comments like that we do 551 00:26:28,153 --> 00:26:29,153 to wait. 552 00:26:29,154 --> 00:26:29,153 And it is because of all this! 553 00:26:29,154 --> 00:26:32,189 I mean, you know, I do not wants people in his life 554 00:26:32,191 --> 00:26:34,290 that is not possible to be a good role model. 555 00:26:35,292 --> 00:26:36,226 Good example? 556 00:26:36,228 --> 00:26:38,061 We are not right role models? 557 00:26:38,064 --> 00:26:40,263 I'm sorry, I do not think so. 558 00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:41,865 Hmm. - Oh, hmm. 559 00:26:41,866 --> 00:26:43,666 Hmm! - Well, maybe. 560 00:26:43,669 --> 00:26:45,635 It is normal... 561 00:26:45,637 --> 00:26:48,372 You show up after all these years. 562 00:26:48,374 --> 00:26:51,608 Y-you are homeless, you smell like I can not 563 00:26:51,611 --> 00:26:53,876 even describe it, and you are sleeping in a van. 564 00:26:53,878 --> 00:26:56,346 Oh, but we have our fat golden chains. 565 00:26:56,348 --> 00:26:57,247 Shell toes. 566 00:26:57,249 --> 00:26:57,247 We good. 567 00:26:57,249 --> 00:27:01,352 Brad is bad influenceable age now. 568 00:27:01,354 --> 00:27:01,352 Did you call him Brad? 569 00:27:01,354 --> 00:27:06,323 Everything I say just sounds awful 570 00:27:06,325 --> 00:27:07,758 and rude and I'm sorry. 571 00:27:07,759 --> 00:27:09,125 I'm going to work now. 572 00:27:09,127 --> 00:27:11,996 I'm going, okay? 573 00:27:11,998 --> 00:27:13,297 I'm going. 574 00:27:16,166 --> 00:27:19,068 Maybe it's time for you to see other people. 575 00:27:19,070 --> 00:27:22,071 Apparently she was see other people. 576 00:27:22,074 --> 00:27:23,973 Guess what I see. 577 00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:25,909 I thought that you finished with all weed. 578 00:27:25,911 --> 00:27:27,144 I did. 579 00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:29,712 But I found this Debbie's back porch. 580 00:27:36,020 --> 00:27:38,855 Okay, now we're watching less homeless, what do we do? 581 00:27:39,990 --> 00:27:43,426 Well, we stop telling people what really happened. 582 00:27:43,429 --> 00:27:46,130 Truck stop man, tow truck manager, Debbie ... 583 00:27:46,132 --> 00:27:47,330 They all said that we did sounded crazy. 584 00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:49,232 Shit, I was there and I do not believe it. 585 00:27:49,234 --> 00:27:49,232 This is what we do. 586 00:27:49,234 --> 00:27:54,137 We drop the story, we accept our situation, and 587 00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:56,039 we go back to what we would do it. 588 00:27:56,041 --> 00:27:58,107 You mean start our business? 589 00:27:58,109 --> 00:27:59,710 Sell ​​coffee from my van? 590 00:27:59,711 --> 00:28:01,045 Yes. 591 00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:02,945 Think about it, with inflation, we could be 592 00:28:02,948 --> 00:28:04,981 like making two donates a cup. 593 00:28:04,983 --> 00:28:06,784 For coffee? 594 00:28:06,786 --> 00:28:08,852 You sound crazy like shit now. 595 00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:11,855 We will call it two buck a cuppa coffee. 596 00:28:11,856 --> 00:28:13,757 You here to repair the satellite? 597 00:28:13,759 --> 00:28:15,159 Is there a satellite? 598 00:28:15,161 --> 00:28:16,727 What are we, astronauts fucking? 599 00:28:16,729 --> 00:28:18,261 What do you mean "satellite?" 600 00:28:18,263 --> 00:28:19,962 Who are you fucking? 601 00:28:19,964 --> 00:28:20,998 My name is Brad. 602 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,365 I am going to live here. 603 00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:24,434 We are Debbie's friends. 604 00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:26,403 Debbie? You mean my mother? 605 00:28:26,404 --> 00:28:27,438 Oh shit! 606 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,073 That's Debbie's child. 607 00:28:29,075 --> 00:28:31,942 Debbie is fucking! 608 00:28:33,078 --> 00:28:34,377 That's her receipt! 609 00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:39,115 Yes, listen, my mother friends do not smoke, so ... 610 00:28:39,117 --> 00:28:41,317 You do not know the friends of your mother. 611 00:28:41,319 --> 00:28:43,787 That's my fuckin pocket joints, man! 612 00:28:43,788 --> 00:28:45,189 What the fuck is there? 613 00:28:45,191 --> 00:28:48,392 Fuck man you my husband smoking man? 614 00:28:48,394 --> 00:28:50,394 Jesus, boys you smoked half of my stock. 615 00:28:52,030 --> 00:28:54,431 Oh, relax, we do you buy more. 616 00:28:54,432 --> 00:28:55,865 Contact your dealer. 617 00:28:56,768 --> 00:28:58,301 My dealer? 618 00:28:58,304 --> 00:29:00,369 When is the last time Did you buy cannabis? 619 00:29:00,372 --> 00:29:02,372 Where do you get it from? 620 00:29:02,374 --> 00:29:03,840 You just buy it. 621 00:29:03,843 --> 00:29:06,042 You just walk inside 7-11 and go buy cannabis? 622 00:29:06,045 --> 00:29:08,077 Yes, I can get something chips, some soda, oh, and 623 00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:09,246 what weed please? 624 00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:14,317 Wait, you know weed is legal now, right? 625 00:29:15,086 --> 00:29:17,488 Wait what? 626 00:29:21,992 --> 00:29:23,527 I do not know why we need it this doctor to get a pot 627 00:29:23,528 --> 00:29:23,527 from a store. 628 00:29:23,528 --> 00:29:26,195 Well, if you have one recipe, they give 629 00:29:26,198 --> 00:29:27,396 a discount, so ... 630 00:29:27,398 --> 00:29:29,333 Ahh. 631 00:29:29,335 --> 00:29:30,334 That's a good deal. 632 00:29:30,336 --> 00:29:31,434 Part of the discount. 633 00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:32,368 It's my birthday. 634 00:29:32,371 --> 00:29:33,503 Happy Birthday. 635 00:29:33,506 --> 00:29:36,073 You see. I I told you I would join you. 636 00:29:36,075 --> 00:29:39,175 Hello nurse! 637 00:29:39,177 --> 00:29:40,978 I'm not the nurse. 638 00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:40,978 I am Dr. Gales. 639 00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:46,215 Good with a body like that, you should be a nurse. 640 00:29:46,218 --> 00:29:48,184 You do not have to do it take off your shirt... 641 00:29:48,186 --> 00:29:51,387 Well, I took my shirt away for the worse girls, 642 00:29:51,390 --> 00:29:53,323 so it is not a problem. 643 00:29:54,358 --> 00:29:57,927 Um, I assume you have it difficulty sleeping at night? 644 00:29:57,930 --> 00:30:00,096 No, I'm all sleeping through the night. 645 00:30:00,898 --> 00:30:04,500 You look like you're in a lot of chronic pain. 646 00:30:04,502 --> 00:30:08,105 No, but I do have an itch 647 00:30:08,106 --> 00:30:12,241 you can scr- 648 00:30:12,243 --> 00:30:13,911 -atch. 649 00:30:13,913 --> 00:30:15,112 Mr. Cornell. 650 00:30:15,114 --> 00:30:15,112 Reeves. 651 00:30:15,114 --> 00:30:18,048 I can not write you a recipe for medical 652 00:30:18,049 --> 00:30:20,284 marijuana unless there is a real need, you too 653 00:30:20,286 --> 00:30:21,218 to understand? 654 00:30:21,220 --> 00:30:22,185 Right. 655 00:30:22,188 --> 00:30:23,086 Mm. 656 00:30:24,888 --> 00:30:26,923 Do you like Italian? 657 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:29,960 You are under a lot are not you busy? 658 00:30:29,961 --> 00:30:29,960 Right. 659 00:30:29,961 --> 00:30:32,563 And you need something to calm you down. 660 00:30:32,565 --> 00:30:34,298 Right! 661 00:30:34,299 --> 00:30:36,200 Backache? 662 00:30:36,201 --> 00:30:37,934 -Right! - Can not you sleep at night? 663 00:30:37,936 --> 00:30:39,302 -Yes! Constant migraine? 664 00:30:39,305 --> 00:30:40,938 Yes, listen. 665 00:30:40,940 --> 00:30:42,839 You take off your shirt, I'm going to take my shirt 666 00:30:42,842 --> 00:30:45,843 away, and we're going start fucking. 667 00:30:47,045 --> 00:30:50,079 I am not a prostitute. 668 00:30:50,082 --> 00:30:52,115 I did not call you a prostitute. 669 00:30:53,284 --> 00:30:55,219 OK. 670 00:30:55,221 --> 00:30:59,122 Let's say you gave I'm a little medical 671 00:30:59,124 --> 00:31:00,590 rubba-dub-dub. 672 00:31:00,593 --> 00:31:03,594 You know as a medical doctor rubbing in a medical way? 673 00:31:03,596 --> 00:31:08,332 Non-prostitute, but just medically induced friction. 674 00:31:08,334 --> 00:31:10,933 - Just a, you know ... - In a non-prostituting way? 675 00:31:10,935 --> 00:31:13,604 In a non-prostitute way. Just a ... 676 00:31:13,605 --> 00:31:17,507 -Oh? Oh? -Yes. 677 00:31:17,509 --> 00:31:18,575 OK. 678 00:31:21,946 --> 00:31:24,647 -Why did not you say that? -I tried... 679 00:31:24,650 --> 00:31:26,316 Stand up. 680 00:31:26,317 --> 00:31:30,354 Ooh. 681 00:31:30,355 --> 00:31:32,455 Someone will ... 682 00:31:34,659 --> 00:31:37,493 -Alright ... -Turn around. 683 00:31:37,496 --> 00:31:39,962 Turn around! 684 00:31:40,932 --> 00:31:42,332 Oh no, and then stop. 685 00:31:42,334 --> 00:31:44,334 -Oh. - Like there. 686 00:31:44,336 --> 00:31:45,402 Right there. 687 00:31:45,403 --> 00:31:45,402 - And eh ... -Similar? 688 00:31:45,403 --> 00:31:49,439 Why do not you drop your pants, huh? 689 00:31:49,441 --> 00:31:51,674 Oh, the old reach around. 690 00:31:53,510 --> 00:31:56,078 -The reduction of the ... -Pants... 691 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:57,314 Can you support that? 692 00:31:57,316 --> 00:32:00,384 Mhmm, I just have to you help there. 693 00:32:00,385 --> 00:32:01,684 Bend forward. 694 00:32:01,686 --> 00:32:03,287 A bit rough there, right? 695 00:32:13,530 --> 00:32:15,632 Welcome to home de-pot. 696 00:32:15,634 --> 00:32:17,934 How can I help Meditate you. 697 00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:19,568 We take everything. 698 00:32:19,570 --> 00:32:21,538 You can not have everything. 699 00:32:21,539 --> 00:32:24,273 What type of cannabis are you looking for? 700 00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:25,208 Hemp? 701 00:32:25,210 --> 00:32:28,478 Fuck that, we want weed! 702 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,614 With a discount ... 703 00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:33,215 Oh baby. 704 00:32:33,218 --> 00:32:33,215 Roll-a-bowls. 705 00:32:33,218 --> 00:32:36,552 They are indestructible, they are collapsible, they 706 00:32:36,555 --> 00:32:38,154 are portable. 707 00:32:38,156 --> 00:32:40,190 Dishwasher safe. 708 00:32:40,192 --> 00:32:41,391 Yes? 709 00:32:41,393 --> 00:32:43,359 -Just, we will put it there. -Mhmm. 710 00:32:43,362 --> 00:32:45,295 I have Dick's elixirs over there. 711 00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:47,297 All different tastes. 712 00:32:47,298 --> 00:32:50,099 Have these all weed in them? 713 00:32:50,102 --> 00:32:51,434 Duh. 714 00:32:51,436 --> 00:32:54,270 I think we're going to do it need a larger basket. 715 00:33:14,192 --> 00:33:16,026 It will be time you showed up. 716 00:33:16,028 --> 00:33:17,560 What are you drinking? 717 00:33:17,563 --> 00:33:19,997 Oh, it's a mocha vanilla latte. 718 00:33:19,999 --> 00:33:22,031 -What? -What is that? 719 00:33:22,034 --> 00:33:23,700 It is coffee. 720 00:33:23,701 --> 00:33:25,434 That's a coffee? 721 00:33:25,436 --> 00:33:26,769 Where did you get it from? 722 00:33:26,771 --> 00:33:29,172 From Starbucks. Hey? 723 00:33:30,575 --> 00:33:34,044 Those Starbuck places I see on every corner? 724 00:33:34,046 --> 00:33:36,512 They just sell coffee? 725 00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:38,115 Yes. 726 00:33:38,615 --> 00:33:42,085 Debbie's Dad stole our idea! 727 00:33:42,086 --> 00:33:43,619 What the hell are you? boys talking about? 728 00:33:43,622 --> 00:33:46,690 Goddamn coffee thief! 729 00:33:46,692 --> 00:33:48,258 I have never trusted her father. 730 00:33:48,259 --> 00:33:50,727 I mean, I only knew him for two minutes, but she 731 00:33:50,729 --> 00:33:53,195 two minutes, i never trusted him. 732 00:33:54,332 --> 00:33:58,535 I can not believe he has stolen our business plan! 733 00:33:58,537 --> 00:34:01,538 Has cost us years of fucking come on that mess! 734 00:34:03,273 --> 00:34:04,708 "Like a son?" 735 00:34:04,710 --> 00:34:06,076 What the fuck are you? mean "like a son?" 736 00:34:06,077 --> 00:34:07,711 I was your son! 737 00:34:12,483 --> 00:34:14,451 This is so weird. 738 00:34:16,286 --> 00:34:16,286 I know. 739 00:34:16,288 --> 00:34:19,056 I never thought I would live to see the day! 740 00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:23,193 Hey! 741 00:34:23,195 --> 00:34:24,628 It is bad to smoke cigarettes. 742 00:34:24,630 --> 00:34:27,097 You have frightened shit from us. 743 00:34:27,099 --> 00:34:28,297 It is not a cigarette. 744 00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:29,632 It's a joint. 745 00:34:29,635 --> 00:34:31,300 Marijuana. 746 00:34:31,302 --> 00:34:34,237 Ganja, you know ma. 747 00:34:35,773 --> 00:34:37,507 It is still smoking! 748 00:34:37,509 --> 00:34:39,675 Well, it's our business, and that's ours 749 00:34:39,677 --> 00:34:40,777 tombstones. 750 00:34:40,778 --> 00:34:42,344 What are you, the cemetery police? 751 00:34:42,347 --> 00:34:43,847 Okay, get out of here. 752 00:34:43,849 --> 00:34:45,715 We are grown up. 753 00:34:45,717 --> 00:34:47,516 And we are sad. 754 00:34:49,619 --> 00:34:51,688 What are you, ghosts? 755 00:34:54,692 --> 00:34:57,860 Look here, I do not know if you're kind of 756 00:34:57,862 --> 00:34:59,228 ghost Whisperer. 757 00:34:59,231 --> 00:35:02,766 I do not know why you here, but ... 758 00:35:02,768 --> 00:35:07,336 We smoke weed here, pay attention to our company. 759 00:35:07,338 --> 00:35:10,706 If you are spirits, how am I not going to see you through you? 760 00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:13,742 Well, there is a simple one explanation for that. 761 00:35:13,744 --> 00:35:17,780 That's it because I'm black! 762 00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:20,150 Bounce now, bitch! 763 00:35:25,889 --> 00:35:30,193 Yo, I could really go a bowl with your chili at this time. 764 00:35:30,195 --> 00:35:32,695 Oh, yes that would be nice. 765 00:35:34,197 --> 00:35:36,900 Yo, I have an idea! 766 00:35:38,768 --> 00:35:40,436 What? 767 00:35:41,338 --> 00:35:43,773 What is the only thing people want when we are high. 768 00:35:43,775 --> 00:35:46,275 I do not know, but I'm hungry like a bastard. 769 00:35:46,277 --> 00:35:48,277 Exactly! 770 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:51,447 We will open a restaurant that you sell chili 771 00:35:51,449 --> 00:35:53,449 weed in it! 772 00:35:53,452 --> 00:35:53,449 That is really great! 773 00:35:53,452 --> 00:35:57,521 When they then the munchies, they are already there. 774 00:35:57,523 --> 00:35:59,523 And then they eat more, and then they have more 775 00:35:59,525 --> 00:36:02,224 munchies, and they continue to eat. 776 00:36:02,226 --> 00:36:03,659 They do not have to go nowhere. 777 00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:05,762 And even if they do not eat so much, what do people do 778 00:36:05,764 --> 00:36:06,762 do when they are high? 779 00:36:06,764 --> 00:36:08,197 They're messy, they spill shit. 780 00:36:08,199 --> 00:36:09,798 They will spill the chili and they will have to buy 781 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:10,766 some more. 782 00:36:10,768 --> 00:36:12,202 We will be millionaires. 783 00:36:12,204 --> 00:36:13,235 You just came up there? 784 00:36:13,237 --> 00:36:14,336 Yes. 785 00:36:14,338 --> 00:36:15,838 No shit? 786 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:19,608 I mean, you're a kind from idea entrepreneur like 787 00:36:19,610 --> 00:36:21,344 there is a word. 788 00:36:21,346 --> 00:36:23,313 I am an idealist. 789 00:36:23,315 --> 00:36:24,880 Where are we going the money to open 790 00:36:24,882 --> 00:36:27,184 restaurant, man? 791 00:36:27,186 --> 00:36:28,652 The couch! 792 00:36:28,653 --> 00:36:30,954 We will get one loan from the bank! 793 00:36:32,289 --> 00:36:33,190 No. 794 00:36:33,192 --> 00:36:33,190 Why not? 795 00:36:33,192 --> 00:36:36,525 There are no other chili restaurants in the city. 796 00:36:36,527 --> 00:36:36,525 Are there? 797 00:36:39,429 --> 00:36:41,664 It is the marijuana aspect. 798 00:36:41,666 --> 00:36:44,367 Sir, weed is legal. 799 00:36:44,369 --> 00:36:48,538 Yes, marijuana is legal sir ... 800 00:36:48,539 --> 00:36:52,342 Weber, but that is not the case mean a bank approves. 801 00:36:52,344 --> 00:36:54,677 This bank is one conservative organization. 802 00:36:54,679 --> 00:36:58,614 But I am pretty sure are many banks that will. 803 00:36:58,617 --> 00:36:59,349 No. 804 00:36:59,351 --> 00:37:01,284 - Weed? -No. 805 00:37:04,690 --> 00:37:05,922 Leave. 806 00:37:07,757 --> 00:37:07,757 -I have an idea. -Mhmm? 807 00:37:07,759 --> 00:37:10,860 Let's leave out the weed this time. 808 00:37:10,862 --> 00:37:11,827 That is lying. 809 00:37:11,829 --> 00:37:13,762 That is business. 810 00:37:13,764 --> 00:37:15,764 I do not know. 811 00:37:15,766 --> 00:37:17,266 You know they are eventually discover. 812 00:37:17,268 --> 00:37:18,735 Yes, by the time they do find out that we will pay 813 00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:20,836 back the loan, and that is everything they really want. 814 00:37:20,838 --> 00:37:22,271 I think. 815 00:37:22,273 --> 00:37:24,574 Look, you know that restaurants that sell 816 00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:24,574 paintings? 817 00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:27,744 You think they got a loan for an art gallery and a 818 00:37:27,746 --> 00:37:29,311 restaurant? 819 00:37:29,313 --> 00:37:31,414 No, they added that later. 820 00:37:32,016 --> 00:37:33,483 That's true. 821 00:37:33,485 --> 00:37:33,483 -But still... - Yes that is true! 822 00:37:33,485 --> 00:37:35,918 But still nothing! This is the last bank. 823 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:39,389 Do you want this loan or not? 824 00:37:39,391 --> 00:37:40,990 Alright. 825 00:37:40,992 --> 00:37:42,391 I will help you. 826 00:37:44,961 --> 00:37:46,695 Ba-bip-bam. 827 00:37:46,697 --> 00:37:48,530 I gave you a wave, foolish. 828 00:37:49,532 --> 00:37:51,835 -Badow! - Oh shit, let's go. 829 00:37:53,603 --> 00:37:55,505 The restaurant will serve chili? 830 00:37:55,507 --> 00:37:56,840 That is it? 831 00:37:56,842 --> 00:37:57,773 That is it. 832 00:37:57,775 --> 00:37:59,442 Just chili. 833 00:37:59,443 --> 00:38:01,043 Such a simple idea. 834 00:38:01,045 --> 00:38:03,380 It could really work. 835 00:38:03,382 --> 00:38:05,949 Eh, looks like you really have a good credit. 836 00:38:05,951 --> 00:38:08,717 No negative thing pops up. 837 00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:11,320 Why do you seem annoyed by this? 838 00:38:11,322 --> 00:38:14,356 Approving a loan means i I have a lot of paperwork inside 839 00:38:14,358 --> 00:38:16,025 for me. 840 00:38:16,027 --> 00:38:18,628 So we have the loan? 841 00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:20,630 Well, it is not another dunk. 842 00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:22,565 The application process takes a few days and 843 00:38:22,567 --> 00:38:24,067 you have to give one short presentation for the 844 00:38:24,068 --> 00:38:25,501 loan plate. 845 00:38:25,503 --> 00:38:27,003 But does it look good? 846 00:38:28,039 --> 00:38:29,838 Unfortunately. 847 00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:32,007 I think I should start looking for my pen. 848 00:38:34,711 --> 00:38:35,945 I have got you! 849 00:38:39,851 --> 00:38:41,451 Badass, right? 850 00:38:41,452 --> 00:38:43,452 What the hell is that? 851 00:38:43,454 --> 00:38:44,954 Edm, man! 852 00:38:45,922 --> 00:38:48,692 Electronic dance music! 853 00:38:48,693 --> 00:38:50,659 Like skrillex, d- Are you joking? 854 00:38:50,661 --> 00:38:52,494 Steve Aoki? David Guetta? 855 00:38:52,496 --> 00:38:54,063 Dude, get up, get get up, get up, here. 856 00:38:54,065 --> 00:38:56,532 I will draw a few this on YouTube, come on. 857 00:38:59,036 --> 00:39:00,503 Look at that. 858 00:39:01,940 --> 00:39:03,739 -Yes, what is he doing? He is killing it! 859 00:39:03,742 --> 00:39:04,541 What do you do? 860 00:39:04,543 --> 00:39:05,675 Defeat it! 861 00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:07,043 He leads one aerobics class? 862 00:39:07,045 --> 00:39:09,445 Yes, he likes it there, he is so, woo! 863 00:39:09,447 --> 00:39:11,815 But who is it play the music? 864 00:39:11,817 --> 00:39:12,782 What do you mean? He is djing. 865 00:39:12,784 --> 00:39:14,717 He is playing the records. 866 00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:15,617 The number has just changed. 867 00:39:15,619 --> 00:39:15,617 Uh Huh. 868 00:39:15,619 --> 00:39:18,121 And his arms are in the air. Does he play with his cock? 869 00:39:18,123 --> 00:39:19,722 Because that, for me, would be impressive. 870 00:39:19,724 --> 00:39:21,824 Yes, that would be impressive. 871 00:39:21,827 --> 00:39:23,592 He is a dick jockey. 872 00:39:26,630 --> 00:39:28,063 Can I show you how can you please? 873 00:39:28,065 --> 00:39:29,699 Yes, show it to him how you do that. 874 00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:31,101 You save it in your pants? 875 00:39:31,103 --> 00:39:32,802 Yes, I am sure keep it in my pants. 876 00:39:32,804 --> 00:39:34,070 What am I, a priest? 877 00:39:34,072 --> 00:39:35,672 OK. 878 00:39:35,673 --> 00:39:37,507 Where are your turntables? 879 00:39:37,509 --> 00:39:38,641 Go for it. 880 00:39:38,643 --> 00:39:40,543 What the hell is that? 881 00:39:40,545 --> 00:39:42,045 The, yes, like turntables. 882 00:39:42,047 --> 00:39:43,480 As if you are scratching she and shit. 883 00:39:43,481 --> 00:39:45,447 No, where do you find that? do you put records? 884 00:39:46,483 --> 00:39:47,817 You, they're in it the computer. 885 00:39:47,818 --> 00:39:49,119 You put all your data down in the computer? 886 00:39:49,121 --> 00:39:51,554 No, well, I mean the music is, yes. 887 00:39:51,556 --> 00:39:53,056 And then I'm confused. 888 00:39:53,057 --> 00:39:54,690 You just, yes. 889 00:39:54,693 --> 00:39:56,092 There, like, that's the music. 890 00:39:56,094 --> 00:39:56,092 It's all there. Her... 891 00:39:56,094 --> 00:39:59,429 - And then, this .. -Yes, you're looking for it, you find it 892 00:39:59,431 --> 00:40:00,130 -whatever you want. -Mhmm. 893 00:40:00,132 --> 00:40:01,864 There it is, and play. 894 00:40:01,867 --> 00:40:03,599 - Play it here. -Yes. 895 00:40:03,601 --> 00:40:04,666 And then... 896 00:40:08,672 --> 00:40:09,873 Oop! 897 00:40:09,875 --> 00:40:11,673 Okay okay! 898 00:40:20,117 --> 00:40:21,818 Here, do this. 899 00:40:34,431 --> 00:40:35,565 This is amazing! 900 00:40:36,168 --> 00:40:37,500 This is djing! 901 00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:40,202 Hey! 902 00:40:40,804 --> 00:40:43,773 H-hey! - What is going on here? 903 00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:43,773 Hi. 904 00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:46,909 I see you, uh, you boys met. 905 00:40:46,911 --> 00:40:46,909 Yes Yes. 906 00:40:46,911 --> 00:40:49,846 You never told me you had that such nice friends, Mom. 907 00:40:49,847 --> 00:40:51,047 Yes. They are cool. 908 00:40:51,048 --> 00:40:52,782 They are really cool. 909 00:40:52,784 --> 00:40:54,851 Just teaching him how to DJ. 910 00:40:54,853 --> 00:40:55,885 Eh, yes. 911 00:40:55,887 --> 00:40:57,119 He's good, he is very well. 912 00:40:57,121 --> 00:40:59,688 That is amazing, that is ... that's great. 913 00:40:59,690 --> 00:41:01,523 I did not think so you would meet them so quickly. 914 00:41:01,525 --> 00:41:03,193 I thought they would Being away now. 915 00:41:04,161 --> 00:41:05,728 Are you starting? 916 00:41:05,730 --> 00:41:06,762 Eh, yes. 917 00:41:06,764 --> 00:41:08,063 I do not know. 918 00:41:09,733 --> 00:41:12,802 Hey, honey, I want to talk for them very quickly, okay? 919 00:41:12,804 --> 00:41:13,902 Can you go to your room? 920 00:41:13,905 --> 00:41:15,038 They are old people who talk. 921 00:41:15,039 --> 00:41:16,206 It is, it is really boring. 922 00:41:16,208 --> 00:41:18,041 Jaaa Jaaa! Of course. 923 00:41:18,043 --> 00:41:19,809 Nice boy. 924 00:41:20,677 --> 00:41:21,677 These guys are really cool, mama. 925 00:41:21,679 --> 00:41:23,612 They are super cool, yes. Yes. 926 00:41:24,748 --> 00:41:26,215 Hi! 927 00:41:26,217 --> 00:41:28,117 Ta-daa! 928 00:41:28,119 --> 00:41:29,552 Hey! 929 00:41:30,521 --> 00:41:32,822 What was it What did I tell you? 930 00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:34,690 You said a lot from fucking shit. I mean... 931 00:41:34,693 --> 00:41:37,059 I said I did not want to you to meet my son. 932 00:41:37,061 --> 00:41:38,628 Do you understand? Remember that? 933 00:41:38,630 --> 00:41:40,597 You are makes me out of here. 934 00:41:40,599 --> 00:41:42,632 It is better to be angry out then mad at it. 935 00:41:42,634 --> 00:41:43,599 Are you mad? 936 00:41:43,601 --> 00:41:45,934 Your father has stolen our idea! 937 00:41:45,936 --> 00:41:46,768 What? 938 00:41:46,771 --> 00:41:46,768 Starbucks! 939 00:41:46,771 --> 00:41:48,938 That's his business, right? 940 00:41:48,940 --> 00:41:48,938 What? 941 00:41:48,940 --> 00:41:53,710 My father has nothing to do with Starbucks. 942 00:41:53,711 --> 00:41:56,045 Listen, you're not the guilty party in this. 943 00:41:56,047 --> 00:41:56,045 You do not have it to protect him. 944 00:41:56,047 --> 00:41:58,748 Yes, he has nothing to do with s ... 945 00:41:58,750 --> 00:41:58,748 I do not agree with it. 946 00:41:58,750 --> 00:42:00,949 I would like to say it something about that. 947 00:42:00,952 --> 00:42:02,251 No, no, that's okay. 948 00:42:02,253 --> 00:42:03,987 Well, I'm just go away. 949 00:42:03,989 --> 00:42:09,291 You know that ham sandwich in the fridge? 950 00:42:09,293 --> 00:42:11,860 Is that someone? in particular? 951 00:42:11,862 --> 00:42:11,860 Never mind. 952 00:42:14,965 --> 00:42:17,032 So, Reeves and I are going to open a restaurant. 953 00:42:17,034 --> 00:42:17,900 Really? 954 00:42:17,902 --> 00:42:19,936 Hey, good luck with it. 955 00:42:19,938 --> 00:42:23,706 But, eh, because of poor planning, with the 956 00:42:23,708 --> 00:42:27,210 money, as you can see we have bought new clothes, 957 00:42:27,211 --> 00:42:30,612 hence why I look Charlie brown, we have no 958 00:42:30,614 --> 00:42:34,983 money for a motel and we can not stay in the bus. 959 00:42:34,985 --> 00:42:39,021 And Brad told it by chance us about this wonderful guest 960 00:42:39,023 --> 00:42:40,088 house that you have left behind. 961 00:42:40,090 --> 00:42:40,088 Yes No. No no. 962 00:42:40,090 --> 00:42:42,759 You will not do that sleep in my guest house. 963 00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:44,226 No, no, I just listen, listen. Listen. 964 00:42:44,228 --> 00:42:45,827 Let me finish. 965 00:42:45,829 --> 00:42:47,829 In exchange for letting us Stay, we're going to eat 966 00:42:47,831 --> 00:42:50,733 for you and Brad every night. 967 00:42:50,735 --> 00:42:50,733 No. 968 00:42:50,735 --> 00:42:54,269 It will only be for it like a week or two and me 969 00:42:54,271 --> 00:42:56,139 understand the whole thing about role models, but 970 00:42:56,141 --> 00:42:58,007 Look, we are no longer look homeless. 971 00:42:58,009 --> 00:42:59,876 That's a good start, right? 972 00:42:59,878 --> 00:43:02,210 We will be very respectful, do not promise to stay outside 973 00:43:02,213 --> 00:43:04,746 late, we will not swear. 974 00:43:04,748 --> 00:43:06,282 Hold on. Fuck fucking. 975 00:43:06,284 --> 00:43:08,150 I just had to get that out. 976 00:43:09,119 --> 00:43:10,353 No drugs. 977 00:43:10,355 --> 00:43:11,653 I will not stay away late. 978 00:43:11,655 --> 00:43:11,653 Did I mention that? 979 00:43:11,655 --> 00:43:13,889 I may have mentioned it twice but that is because 980 00:43:13,891 --> 00:43:15,724 I'm not going to do it. 981 00:43:16,126 --> 00:43:17,893 I told you how beautiful your hair looks with the 982 00:43:17,896 --> 00:43:17,893 gray in it? 983 00:43:17,896 --> 00:43:20,762 And I'm not saying alone that to give you a good feeling 984 00:43:20,764 --> 00:43:21,864 about yourself. 985 00:43:21,865 --> 00:43:24,766 It is becoming very bad. 986 00:43:24,768 --> 00:43:27,903 Come on, help an old friend. 987 00:43:27,905 --> 00:43:30,706 An old friend? 988 00:43:30,708 --> 00:43:32,842 A recent orphan? 989 00:43:32,844 --> 00:43:33,710 That's right. 990 00:43:33,711 --> 00:43:35,277 Sorry. 991 00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,246 We have history. 992 00:43:37,248 --> 00:43:38,748 I'm in your ... 993 00:43:38,750 --> 00:43:40,315 Yes, I'm right here if you need me. 994 00:43:40,318 --> 00:43:42,251 Yes, okay, no ... limits! 995 00:43:42,253 --> 00:43:43,652 I... 996 00:43:45,021 --> 00:43:46,623 Okay, look at me. 997 00:43:47,224 --> 00:43:49,692 My son is the most important thing in my 998 00:43:49,693 --> 00:43:52,327 life, and I'm going keep your promises. 999 00:43:52,329 --> 00:43:53,795 I promise. 1000 00:43:53,797 --> 00:43:55,130 Pinky promise? 1001 00:43:55,132 --> 00:43:57,166 Pinky please promise me. 1002 00:43:57,168 --> 00:43:57,934 Is that your little finger? 1003 00:43:57,936 --> 00:43:58,835 I want a promise. 1004 00:43:58,836 --> 00:44:00,802 Help me please. 1005 00:44:00,804 --> 00:44:01,804 You can stay. 1006 00:44:01,806 --> 00:44:03,373 Thank you. 1007 00:44:03,375 --> 00:44:05,173 Do you remember when we are used to keep pink? 1008 00:44:05,175 --> 00:44:05,173 What? 1009 00:44:05,175 --> 00:44:07,409 -No, we never did this. -W-we did this. 1010 00:44:07,411 --> 00:44:08,945 No, that's yours another friend. 1011 00:44:08,947 --> 00:44:10,746 W - we have done another things, but uh. 1012 00:44:10,748 --> 00:44:11,748 That did not appeal to ... 1013 00:44:11,750 --> 00:44:13,750 I'll see you later. 1014 00:44:17,721 --> 00:44:19,789 So why are you telling her? do not do drugs anymore. 1015 00:44:19,791 --> 00:44:21,391 Because we do not use drugs. 1016 00:44:21,393 --> 00:44:23,226 We smoke weed. 1017 00:44:23,228 --> 00:44:24,693 Weed is not a medicine. 1018 00:44:24,695 --> 00:44:26,161 Weed grows from the earth. 1019 00:44:26,164 --> 00:44:27,730 This is the earth we smoke. 1020 00:44:27,731 --> 00:44:29,666 We give back to mother nature. 1021 00:44:29,668 --> 00:44:32,201 Hello mom, welcome to my mouth. 1022 00:44:39,443 --> 00:44:41,110 Besides, we can do it still smelled. 1023 00:44:41,112 --> 00:44:43,980 We simply can not do it indoors. 1024 00:44:43,981 --> 00:44:45,313 I have to make a crack window or some shit. 1025 00:44:45,315 --> 00:44:47,050 I can not let Debbie know. 1026 00:44:47,052 --> 00:44:49,284 Oh, and I told her that we would be that cook for her and the 1027 00:44:49,286 --> 00:44:50,286 child every night. 1028 00:44:50,288 --> 00:44:51,420 Fuck you did. 1029 00:44:51,422 --> 00:44:52,755 Tonight is your evening. 1030 00:44:52,757 --> 00:44:53,956 I'm going to cook tomorrow. 1031 00:44:54,724 --> 00:44:54,724 Where are you going? 1032 00:44:54,726 --> 00:44:57,360 She will show me the old neighborhood. 1033 00:44:57,362 --> 00:44:58,860 Why can not I go? 1034 00:44:58,862 --> 00:44:58,860 Because you are cooking. 1035 00:44:58,862 --> 00:45:03,099 Wait a minute, that's you fuckin 'her, so you have to cook. 1036 00:45:03,101 --> 00:45:05,333 Well, if I would fuck her that would be a lot, 1037 00:45:05,335 --> 00:45:07,103 but I do not think so keeps me more like that. 1038 00:45:07,105 --> 00:45:07,103 Which ch ... 1039 00:45:07,105 --> 00:45:10,306 So you say you are the one boil and I'm going to fuck her. 1040 00:45:10,307 --> 00:45:10,306 You know what? 1041 00:45:10,307 --> 00:45:12,875 That sounds like a great plan. 1042 00:45:12,876 --> 00:45:14,077 I will see you when we come back. 1043 00:45:14,079 --> 00:45:15,311 Hello, motherfucker. 1044 00:45:16,847 --> 00:45:18,347 Oh no. 1045 00:45:19,949 --> 00:45:21,884 Oh, that's my shit. 1046 00:45:21,885 --> 00:45:23,251 Lisa Lisa. 1047 00:45:23,253 --> 00:45:24,887 I can not believe how much you have let me listen 1048 00:45:24,889 --> 00:45:27,222 to can you feel the beat! 1049 00:45:27,224 --> 00:45:28,858 Can you? feel, can you feel, 1050 00:45:28,860 --> 00:45:31,159 ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca. 1051 00:45:31,161 --> 00:45:32,862 -Oh yeah. -Oh man. 1052 00:45:32,864 --> 00:45:34,097 I'm going to make you feel that beat. 1053 00:45:34,099 --> 00:45:34,097 Oh dear. 1054 00:45:34,099 --> 00:45:37,833 Thank God Brad has missed this time in history. 1055 00:45:37,835 --> 00:45:40,135 We're talking about it history, what happened 1056 00:45:40,137 --> 00:45:42,905 Brad, eh, father? 1057 00:45:42,907 --> 00:45:44,507 Oh wow, that was smooth. 1058 00:45:44,509 --> 00:45:47,043 Did not work, short story. 1059 00:45:47,045 --> 00:45:48,177 It's clear that did not work. 1060 00:45:48,179 --> 00:45:49,978 What is the story? 1061 00:45:49,981 --> 00:45:50,847 How did you meet him? 1062 00:45:50,849 --> 00:45:51,748 What is his name? 1063 00:45:51,750 --> 00:45:53,014 Who is this guy? 1064 00:45:53,016 --> 00:45:56,786 His name is David, I met him 14 years after you 1065 00:45:56,788 --> 00:45:58,820 disappeared from my life ... 1066 00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:02,157 I mean, I'm 16 years old, the love of my life is driving 1067 00:46:02,159 --> 00:46:03,925 I never leave see him again. 1068 00:46:03,927 --> 00:46:05,862 You know, talk about it abandonment problems. 1069 00:46:05,864 --> 00:46:08,197 You really sewn I know, you know? 1070 00:46:08,199 --> 00:46:11,501 If I knew you were dead or that you've kidnapped it 1071 00:46:11,503 --> 00:46:13,001 would be logical, but there is always that 1072 00:46:13,003 --> 00:46:15,505 possibility that you ... 1073 00:46:15,507 --> 00:46:17,106 You hated everything in it your life and you just 1074 00:46:17,108 --> 00:46:19,842 wanted to run away. 1075 00:46:19,844 --> 00:46:21,376 You run away from me. 1076 00:46:22,478 --> 00:46:24,246 And every friend then unconsciously 1077 00:46:24,248 --> 00:46:26,849 I thought so leave me too. 1078 00:46:26,851 --> 00:46:28,150 At least that's mine Therapist said when he 1079 00:46:28,152 --> 00:46:30,219 has it worked out with me. 1080 00:46:32,289 --> 00:46:35,056 Sorry. 1081 00:46:35,059 --> 00:46:36,826 I do not know, it is not as I planned for one of 1082 00:46:36,827 --> 00:46:39,195 this is going to happen Or do you know that? 1083 00:46:39,197 --> 00:46:39,195 It is not easy for me. 1084 00:46:39,197 --> 00:46:42,565 I still try understand what is going on. 1085 00:46:42,567 --> 00:46:44,467 And it was not my intention to meet each other Brad, it was an accident. 1086 00:46:44,469 --> 00:46:46,168 He came home early. 1087 00:46:46,170 --> 00:46:47,969 Did he skip the school? 1088 00:46:47,972 --> 00:46:49,005 No, do not stumble. 1089 00:46:49,007 --> 00:46:49,005 Not like that. 1090 00:46:49,007 --> 00:46:51,907 Like, I mean, rather than me thought he would be home. 1091 00:46:51,909 --> 00:46:55,378 I hey, it's hard to raise a child alone, okay? 1092 00:46:55,380 --> 00:46:57,112 And I'm worried. that is what mothers do. 1093 00:46:57,114 --> 00:46:59,215 I'm afraid he will break a bone or that's it 1094 00:46:59,217 --> 00:47:01,516 fall in the wrong crowd. 1095 00:47:02,251 --> 00:47:03,585 He will not fall in the wrong crowd. 1096 00:47:03,588 --> 00:47:05,288 Well you, you do not know him. 1097 00:47:05,289 --> 00:47:08,557 I know you, and You are his mother. 1098 00:47:08,559 --> 00:47:10,425 And with a mother like you I think he's going to be that 1099 00:47:10,427 --> 00:47:11,494 fine. 1100 00:47:13,896 --> 00:47:15,063 Thanks. 1101 00:47:17,101 --> 00:47:19,135 Oh shit, do you hear that? 1102 00:47:19,137 --> 00:47:20,836 Yes, I do. 1103 00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:20,836 Okay, are you ready? 1104 00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:24,239 Yes No. Do not do it. Do not! 1105 00:47:24,242 --> 00:47:25,574 I'm going to give you a wave. 1106 00:47:25,577 --> 00:47:27,143 Do not do it! 1107 00:47:27,144 --> 00:47:28,476 Here it comes! Catch it! 1108 00:47:28,478 --> 00:47:30,346 If you do not release that wave it comes out 1109 00:47:30,347 --> 00:47:32,148 in traffic! 1110 00:47:32,150 --> 00:47:32,148 Do not do it, please do not do it! 1111 00:47:32,150 --> 00:47:34,382 You're going to make one left and whoa! 1112 00:47:34,385 --> 00:47:35,918 And then a u-turn. 1113 00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:35,918 You can not just have it waves floating around. 1114 00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:40,188 Okay okay. Here is my, here is my move. Go Go Go ... 1115 00:47:41,358 --> 00:47:44,025 Hey, that's my move. 1116 00:47:44,027 --> 00:47:46,027 I call that "turn and stroke". 1117 00:47:47,630 --> 00:47:49,297 Yo, are you ready? 1118 00:47:49,300 --> 00:47:52,635 No, I'm looking for mine parents on the computer. 1119 00:47:52,637 --> 00:47:54,369 It's called Facebook. People a list of 1120 00:47:54,371 --> 00:47:55,905 useless information. 1121 00:47:55,907 --> 00:47:55,905 Find him here. 1122 00:47:55,907 --> 00:47:58,974 He's going toothbrushing. 1123 00:47:58,976 --> 00:48:00,376 Now he is done. 1124 00:48:01,077 --> 00:48:02,545 Oh, I have one friend request. 1125 00:48:02,547 --> 00:48:03,980 Oh shit. 1126 00:48:03,981 --> 00:48:06,248 From Nigeria? 1127 00:48:06,251 --> 00:48:08,985 Maybe you've lost it a long time relatives in Nigeria. 1128 00:48:08,987 --> 00:48:11,420 Well, he does not look like that like everyone in my family 1129 00:48:11,422 --> 00:48:12,420 Okay let's go. 1130 00:48:12,422 --> 00:48:13,521 Alright. 1131 00:48:15,159 --> 00:48:15,157 Oh! 1132 00:48:15,159 --> 00:48:17,393 Do I have the wrong number? 1133 00:48:17,394 --> 00:48:18,527 What is this? 1134 00:48:18,528 --> 00:48:20,896 Me, do I know your boys? 1135 00:48:20,898 --> 00:48:23,498 Hey, that looks like Sanchez fucking, right? 1136 00:48:23,501 --> 00:48:24,467 But older and uglier! 1137 00:48:24,469 --> 00:48:25,601 - Yes! 1138 00:48:25,603 --> 00:48:25,601 I can hear you! 1139 00:48:25,603 --> 00:48:29,405 They made a game true you can bring in your family! 1140 00:48:29,407 --> 00:48:29,405 I am not a game. 1141 00:48:29,407 --> 00:48:32,375 That's crazy, that's it better than pac man or 1142 00:48:32,376 --> 00:48:33,275 asteroids! 1143 00:48:33,277 --> 00:48:33,275 You see that? 1144 00:48:33,277 --> 00:48:37,413 I am not a game, I'm on the Skype! 1145 00:48:37,414 --> 00:48:39,248 He is on planet Skype! 1146 00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:40,382 Where is this planet? 1147 00:48:40,385 --> 00:48:41,951 Oh! 1148 00:48:41,952 --> 00:48:43,286 We are on earth! 1149 00:48:43,288 --> 00:48:45,320 What are your coordinates? 1150 00:48:45,322 --> 00:48:46,989 Where the fuck is my daughter? 1151 00:48:46,990 --> 00:48:49,224 He is on planet Skype and his daughter is missing! 1152 00:48:49,226 --> 00:48:50,358 Oh shit! 1153 00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:53,496 Oh my god, that's it you two idiots. 1154 00:48:53,498 --> 00:48:55,197 We are business people now. 1155 00:48:55,199 --> 00:48:56,197 Yep. 1156 00:48:56,199 --> 00:48:57,500 We open companies. 1157 00:48:57,501 --> 00:48:59,034 I thought that you boys were dead. 1158 00:48:59,036 --> 00:49:00,268 Anyway, talk well for you, dirty. 1159 00:49:00,271 --> 00:49:01,436 Do not disconnect me. 1160 00:49:01,438 --> 00:49:02,538 - Hey, hey, hey! - Yes, friend. 1161 00:49:02,539 --> 00:49:04,005 Cabrones! 1162 00:49:05,007 --> 00:49:06,675 And it will be called the chili pot, and that's what we do 1163 00:49:06,677 --> 00:49:08,244 just serve chili. 1164 00:49:08,246 --> 00:49:09,045 Yes. 1165 00:49:09,047 --> 00:49:10,211 Just chili. 1166 00:49:10,213 --> 00:49:11,414 That works pay the rent? 1167 00:49:11,416 --> 00:49:13,315 $ 20 a bowl. 1168 00:49:13,318 --> 00:49:14,416 For chili? 1169 00:49:14,418 --> 00:49:17,219 Well, it has one special ingredient. 1170 00:49:17,221 --> 00:49:20,356 There is cannabis in it. 1171 00:49:23,027 --> 00:49:23,960 No you're not. 1172 00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:25,661 Oh yes we are. It is our recipe. 1173 00:49:25,663 --> 00:49:28,697 You do not sell pot in my property. 1174 00:49:28,699 --> 00:49:30,565 Oh no no, sir, it is good. 1175 00:49:30,568 --> 00:49:33,202 Marijuana is legal now. 1176 00:49:33,204 --> 00:49:35,371 Those are also titty bars, but you are not going to open 1177 00:49:35,373 --> 00:49:38,306 one of them inside my building too. 1178 00:49:38,309 --> 00:49:40,208 Who would think thirty? years later there would be 1179 00:49:40,210 --> 00:49:42,110 still be racism in America? 1180 00:49:42,112 --> 00:49:43,346 That had nothing to do with race. 1181 00:49:43,347 --> 00:49:43,346 Are you joking? 1182 00:49:43,347 --> 00:49:46,315 The man was white and he was a landlord. 1183 00:49:46,317 --> 00:49:48,650 Man, that ally types just do not love us. 1184 00:49:48,652 --> 00:49:50,652 I do not think so everything that has to do with us. 1185 00:49:51,387 --> 00:49:53,188 It was the weed he did not like. 1186 00:49:53,190 --> 00:49:55,757 Look, I'm saying this time this time try again, just like 1187 00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:59,362 the bank, but let the weed away. 1188 00:49:59,364 --> 00:50:00,228 OK. 1189 00:50:00,231 --> 00:50:02,164 -Alright? -Alright. 1190 00:50:02,166 --> 00:50:03,065 Tree! 1191 00:50:03,067 --> 00:50:04,532 Dudes! 1192 00:50:04,534 --> 00:50:06,101 I do not think so we will have to hide 1193 00:50:06,103 --> 00:50:07,235 that part about the weed. 1194 00:50:07,237 --> 00:50:07,235 Mm. 1195 00:50:07,237 --> 00:50:11,106 Hey, that's all included in the kitchen, 1196 00:50:11,108 --> 00:50:12,708 in the rent? 1197 00:50:12,710 --> 00:50:15,478 Because it looks perfect make chili with weed. 1198 00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,445 Yes, it is all included. 1199 00:50:17,447 --> 00:50:19,114 Chile with weed in it. 1200 00:50:19,117 --> 00:50:20,583 Wow. 1201 00:50:20,585 --> 00:50:23,552 Right on, you know, I once replaced my water pipe 1202 00:50:23,554 --> 00:50:25,521 with soup. 1203 00:50:25,523 --> 00:50:26,422 Yes. 1204 00:50:28,525 --> 00:50:31,059 Yes, it was wild. 1205 00:50:31,061 --> 00:50:33,128 You know, we'll take it. 1206 00:50:33,130 --> 00:50:35,331 I do not know if I have it that bong more, man. 1207 00:50:35,333 --> 00:50:37,465 - That was years ago. -No no no... 1208 00:50:37,467 --> 00:50:40,503 The whole place. Rent ... 1209 00:50:40,505 --> 00:50:42,304 Oh well, cool, Yeah, fine. 1210 00:50:42,306 --> 00:50:45,141 That will be one Deposit of $ 5000. 1211 00:50:48,346 --> 00:50:51,179 Hey, can you just, do you hold it for us? 1212 00:50:51,181 --> 00:50:53,081 We just wait for the bank to give us the money. 1213 00:50:53,083 --> 00:50:54,483 No, no can do it. 1214 00:50:54,485 --> 00:50:56,351 And just so you know, I have some other guests 1215 00:50:56,353 --> 00:50:58,186 enter here tomorrow afternoon at the 1216 00:50:58,188 --> 00:50:59,588 place, so you know ... 1217 00:50:59,590 --> 00:51:01,222 Rest. 1218 00:51:03,293 --> 00:51:04,592 Mm, but peace however, really. 1219 00:51:04,594 --> 00:51:06,494 No, I am serious. Rest. 1220 00:51:06,496 --> 00:51:08,164 I have to get out of here. 1221 00:51:11,701 --> 00:51:13,369 That place was great. 1222 00:51:13,371 --> 00:51:15,137 You think the bank will do that give us a loan while we are 1223 00:51:15,139 --> 00:51:17,106 waiting for a loan? 1224 00:51:17,108 --> 00:51:18,541 It's worth it. 1225 00:51:18,543 --> 00:51:20,376 We can give it a chance. 1226 00:51:20,378 --> 00:51:23,378 Yo, I just realized mine grandparents to lay 1227 00:51:23,380 --> 00:51:26,081 away money for me all years, and I was not allowed 1228 00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:27,583 to touch it until I was 21. 1229 00:51:27,585 --> 00:51:29,117 Oh shit! 1230 00:51:29,119 --> 00:51:31,487 You look like you could now pass 21. 1231 00:51:31,489 --> 00:51:33,255 I think so. 1232 00:51:33,257 --> 00:51:35,391 It must be like this $ 4000 on that account. 1233 00:51:35,393 --> 00:51:37,525 $ 4000? 1234 00:51:39,528 --> 00:51:44,099 Bro, with the combine interest loans 1235 00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:47,735 buried in the dividends ... 1236 00:51:47,737 --> 00:51:49,704 That's thirty years? 1237 00:51:49,706 --> 00:51:53,175 That has to be like $ 400,000. 1238 00:51:53,177 --> 00:51:55,311 Yes. 1239 00:51:55,313 --> 00:51:57,378 You just saved the day. 1240 00:52:02,452 --> 00:52:04,186 Mmm! 1241 00:52:05,889 --> 00:52:07,655 Guys, this is wonderful. 1242 00:52:07,657 --> 00:52:09,657 Being my mother secret recipe. 1243 00:52:09,659 --> 00:52:12,427 What we used to do was make it all from scratch, then 1244 00:52:12,429 --> 00:52:13,795 we would go to the store and buy some store bought 1245 00:52:13,797 --> 00:52:16,331 chili, put it in it add a little flavor to it. 1246 00:52:16,333 --> 00:52:18,467 Wait, that's it secret recipe? 1247 00:52:18,469 --> 00:52:21,469 Yes, until now. 1248 00:52:21,472 --> 00:52:23,672 Did you know that Clark gable chili has eaten the night 1249 00:52:23,673 --> 00:52:25,306 before he died? 1250 00:52:25,309 --> 00:52:26,275 Where for god's sake do you hear that? 1251 00:52:26,277 --> 00:52:27,275 About glasses. 1252 00:52:27,277 --> 00:52:28,543 On what? 1253 00:52:28,545 --> 00:52:32,447 On the computer, like you Look up, as you can 1254 00:52:32,449 --> 00:52:34,516 enter words like "chili, goggle" and then 1255 00:52:34,518 --> 00:52:36,318 -oh, no no, no. - Goggle ... 1256 00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:37,485 Google. 1257 00:52:37,487 --> 00:52:40,389 Listen, I was, me yoked last night. 1258 00:52:40,391 --> 00:52:41,623 Yes, look at that sounds like a word. 1259 00:52:41,626 --> 00:52:43,791 It is Google. Yes, g-o-g-l-e. Google. 1260 00:52:43,793 --> 00:52:47,195 Well, people spell tomato different ways too. 1261 00:52:47,197 --> 00:52:48,630 What is a Google fuck? 1262 00:52:48,632 --> 00:52:49,565 W-Google. 1263 00:52:49,567 --> 00:52:50,565 It is like a search engine. 1264 00:52:50,568 --> 00:52:50,565 You look for things in it. 1265 00:52:50,568 --> 00:52:53,668 I did not search for it a mechanic, okay? 1266 00:52:53,670 --> 00:52:55,237 I was looking for chili. 1267 00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:57,239 Yes, you wear safety goggles, you do not wear googles. 1268 00:52:57,940 --> 00:52:59,675 Whether you have to carry safety goggles, not 1269 00:52:59,677 --> 00:53:01,543 protective googles. 1270 00:53:01,545 --> 00:53:03,411 Y - but it is not spelled "glasses." 1271 00:53:03,414 --> 00:53:05,414 You do not get drunk and have beer goggles that you have 1272 00:53:05,416 --> 00:53:05,414 beer glasses. 1273 00:53:05,416 --> 00:53:07,682 They are not googles. They are not for your eyes. 1274 00:53:07,684 --> 00:53:10,219 It is Google, like g-o-o-g-1-e. 1275 00:53:10,221 --> 00:53:10,219 What is it for? 1276 00:53:10,221 --> 00:53:13,521 -For searching for things! - And what are you looking for? 1277 00:53:13,523 --> 00:53:13,521 Your eyes. 1278 00:53:13,523 --> 00:53:15,391 Checkmate, mother bastard. 1279 00:53:15,393 --> 00:53:16,759 Agh! 1280 00:53:17,594 --> 00:53:18,827 What is going on? What happened? 1281 00:53:18,829 --> 00:53:22,764 Ah, I ruined mine arm at the bmx track. 1282 00:53:22,766 --> 00:53:23,798 -Bmx number? - Yes, agh. 1283 00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:26,235 Oh, who went? 1284 00:53:26,237 --> 00:53:28,204 All of us. It was fun. 1285 00:53:28,206 --> 00:53:29,572 You all? 1286 00:53:29,574 --> 00:53:30,972 What did I say about that? 1287 00:53:30,974 --> 00:53:32,541 Well, you said you were not will take me! 1288 00:53:32,543 --> 00:53:34,577 They said these guys would, so I said okay. 1289 00:53:34,579 --> 00:53:36,945 I would not take you because it is dangerous. 1290 00:53:36,947 --> 00:53:38,547 It is not dangerous, it is bmx. 1291 00:53:38,548 --> 00:53:39,514 It is well. 1292 00:53:39,516 --> 00:53:40,382 He was injured! 1293 00:53:40,384 --> 00:53:40,382 He sold! 1294 00:53:40,384 --> 00:53:42,451 Old people are injured do something. 1295 00:53:42,452 --> 00:53:43,686 Okay, it will be fine. 1296 00:53:43,688 --> 00:53:43,686 You do not help. 1297 00:53:43,688 --> 00:53:43,686 Look, no, that's it fine, mama. We were fine. 1298 00:53:43,688 --> 00:53:48,757 We went, we had fun, we relaxed, we were, we were 1299 00:53:48,759 --> 00:53:49,791 wearing our pads and helmets. 1300 00:53:49,793 --> 00:53:51,260 - We were fine, right? -Mhmm. 1301 00:53:51,262 --> 00:53:52,827 If it is that safe, why you have to wear pads 1302 00:53:52,829 --> 00:53:54,230 and helmets? 1303 00:53:54,231 --> 00:53:56,231 My house, my rules. 1304 00:53:56,233 --> 00:53:57,565 You never leave me do something fun! 1305 00:53:57,568 --> 00:53:59,934 You love, love you, keep it I was locked in the house 1306 00:53:59,936 --> 00:54:02,237 as if I can not do anything, as a fun-killer for 1307 00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:03,304 crying out loud. 1308 00:54:03,306 --> 00:54:04,739 Hey! 1309 00:54:07,277 --> 00:54:09,911 What's with all helmets and pads nowadays? 1310 00:54:09,914 --> 00:54:12,014 Well that's what you do now with dangerous things. 1311 00:54:12,016 --> 00:54:13,681 Everyone wears helmets and pads. 1312 00:54:13,684 --> 00:54:15,550 Back in the day, the only one people who wore helmets 1313 00:54:15,552 --> 00:54:17,719 and pads were retarders and women in their menstruation. 1314 00:54:19,789 --> 00:54:22,657 Oh god, I raise three children here. 1315 00:54:24,027 --> 00:54:25,927 I think she's with her helmet now. 1316 00:54:28,632 --> 00:54:30,465 Weber, correct. 1317 00:54:30,467 --> 00:54:31,934 Harris. 1318 00:54:31,936 --> 00:54:33,735 Can you just tell me? what is my account? 1319 00:54:36,472 --> 00:54:37,706 Okay thanks. 1320 00:54:38,875 --> 00:54:42,478 Yo, I had $ 4000 in that account. 1321 00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:44,713 I had a quarter of a percent interest more than thirty years. 1322 00:54:44,715 --> 00:54:46,514 I have $ 4,400. 1323 00:54:46,516 --> 00:54:48,817 The landlord needs $ 5000. 1324 00:54:48,818 --> 00:54:50,052 We are fucked. 1325 00:54:50,054 --> 00:54:51,954 You will need it to sell the van. 1326 00:54:51,956 --> 00:54:54,289 I can not sell the bus, man. That is my only van! 1327 00:54:54,291 --> 00:54:56,391 It was your only van. 1328 00:54:56,393 --> 00:54:57,826 Once we have received the loan, we buy the van back. 1329 00:54:57,827 --> 00:54:57,826 But in the meantime, we need the money. 1330 00:54:57,827 --> 00:55:00,561 But in the meantime, 1331 00:55:00,563 --> 00:55:01,563 we need the money. 1332 00:55:01,565 --> 00:55:01,563 Who the hell is that? 1333 00:55:01,565 --> 00:55:01,563 Who the hell is that? 1334 00:55:01,565 --> 00:55:01,563 Why are you mocking me? 1335 00:55:01,565 --> 00:55:01,563 Why are you mocking me? 1336 00:55:01,565 --> 00:55:08,003 It's Brad's iPad, this thing, it is .... 1337 00:55:08,005 --> 00:55:09,003 It's Brad's iPad ... 1338 00:55:09,005 --> 00:55:09,003 It repeats everything you say. 1339 00:55:09,005 --> 00:55:11,873 It repeats everything you say. 1340 00:55:11,876 --> 00:55:11,873 Thats what I said. 1341 00:55:11,876 --> 00:55:14,342 Thats what I said. 1342 00:55:14,344 --> 00:55:14,342 Do you want to smoke? 1343 00:55:14,344 --> 00:55:16,878 Do you want to smoke? 1344 00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:18,313 I do that clearly. 1345 00:55:18,315 --> 00:55:18,313 I do that clearly. 1346 00:55:18,315 --> 00:55:23,351 Look, blow up some weed it blows weed into it. 1347 00:55:23,353 --> 00:55:25,586 -Now, what now? - Do you feel high? 1348 00:55:25,588 --> 00:55:25,586 Are you a high-path? 1349 00:55:25,588 --> 00:55:27,623 Are you a high-path? 1350 00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:43,938 How much do you get? 1351 00:55:43,940 --> 00:55:45,474 Seven hundred dollars. 1352 00:55:45,476 --> 00:55:46,842 The fuck? 1353 00:55:46,844 --> 00:55:48,409 I said that. 1354 00:55:48,411 --> 00:55:51,746 Apparently the guest is from here the list with Craig said 1355 00:55:51,748 --> 00:55:54,382 that's all he's a truck worth, because, you know, 1356 00:55:54,385 --> 00:55:57,119 vintage, and, you know, cheetos everywhere. 1357 00:55:57,121 --> 00:55:59,621 I also trust him a bit, because Craig would not put 1358 00:55:59,623 --> 00:56:01,856 a list of together people he did not trust. 1359 00:56:01,858 --> 00:56:01,856 Who is Craig? 1360 00:56:01,858 --> 00:56:06,061 A guy, he has a list with everyone is shit, and she 1361 00:56:06,063 --> 00:56:08,063 just go to him to sell it. 1362 00:56:08,065 --> 00:56:09,864 Where do you find this dude, does he have a store? 1363 00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:12,900 I do not know, Craig, he is on the um ... 1364 00:56:12,902 --> 00:56:13,936 The Webber. 1365 00:56:13,938 --> 00:56:15,737 The worldwide web. 1366 00:56:15,739 --> 00:56:17,039 That computer shit what we looked at? 1367 00:56:17,041 --> 00:56:19,907 Yes, it was something about twitting? 1368 00:56:19,909 --> 00:56:23,679 Apparently the people who twit goes to the face ... 1369 00:56:23,681 --> 00:56:26,782 I did not understand but Craig knows everyone. 1370 00:56:26,784 --> 00:56:29,851 You can get everything from skis to a blowjob. 1371 00:56:29,853 --> 00:56:31,987 Ooh, we should have done that got a blowjob. 1372 00:56:32,889 --> 00:56:34,690 I have to do it. 1373 00:56:35,724 --> 00:56:37,693 Try to use it toilet this time. 1374 00:56:37,695 --> 00:56:38,594 Right. 1375 00:56:38,596 --> 00:56:40,528 -Hi. -Hey. 1376 00:56:40,530 --> 00:56:42,063 Hi. Looks like it I fly? 1377 00:56:42,065 --> 00:56:43,865 It is so, superman. 1378 00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:46,534 I want to talk with you about the other morning. 1379 00:56:46,536 --> 00:56:47,802 Oh. 1380 00:56:47,804 --> 00:56:49,036 You were fine. 1381 00:56:49,039 --> 00:56:50,606 No, I was wrong. 1382 00:56:50,608 --> 00:56:52,541 You went out your way to take Brad. 1383 00:56:52,543 --> 00:56:53,909 And I appreciate it. 1384 00:56:53,911 --> 00:56:56,577 And now you leave him help with the restaurant 1385 00:56:56,579 --> 00:56:59,782 things, and, it is very cool. 1386 00:56:59,784 --> 00:57:02,451 Interesting concept by the way. 1387 00:57:02,452 --> 00:57:03,184 Concept? 1388 00:57:03,186 --> 00:57:04,152 Mhmm. 1389 00:57:04,155 --> 00:57:05,653 What did he say? 1390 00:57:05,655 --> 00:57:08,757 Well, you're just going to serve chili, right? 1391 00:57:08,759 --> 00:57:10,092 That's all he said? 1392 00:57:10,094 --> 00:57:11,126 What else does he have to say? 1393 00:57:11,128 --> 00:57:12,094 Nothing. 1394 00:57:12,096 --> 00:57:13,628 No nothing. 1395 00:57:13,630 --> 00:57:14,797 Dinner tonight? 1396 00:57:14,798 --> 00:57:16,431 Oh, I forgot to tell you. 1397 00:57:16,434 --> 00:57:18,000 That's not necessary cook dinner tonight. 1398 00:57:18,001 --> 00:57:19,902 I'm going out with the girls. 1399 00:57:19,903 --> 00:57:21,202 Oh. 1400 00:57:21,204 --> 00:57:22,637 Yes. 1401 00:57:22,639 --> 00:57:23,605 OK. 1402 00:57:23,606 --> 00:57:24,940 I'll see you later. 1403 00:57:24,942 --> 00:57:26,507 No problem. 1404 00:57:40,056 --> 00:57:41,456 You should take it I'm bungee jumping 1405 00:57:41,458 --> 00:57:43,224 this weekend. 1406 00:57:43,226 --> 00:57:45,860 What is damn Bungee jumping? 1407 00:57:45,862 --> 00:57:46,795 I do not know. 1408 00:57:46,797 --> 00:57:48,030 Is that in your underwear? 1409 00:57:48,032 --> 00:57:49,664 What is damn Bungee jumping? 1410 00:57:49,666 --> 00:57:51,699 You know, like when you jump from a bridge with, 1411 00:57:51,702 --> 00:57:51,699 like, a bungee. 1412 00:57:51,702 --> 00:57:54,670 Why do you like to say that we should know this? 1413 00:57:54,672 --> 00:57:56,003 Why would you do .. Why would you fucking fuck 1414 00:57:56,005 --> 00:57:58,005 -jump from a bridge? - Because it's fun. 1415 00:57:58,007 --> 00:57:59,507 You know we are not white, right? 1416 00:57:59,510 --> 00:58:01,210 -Yes, exactly. - That is not a shit we would do. 1417 00:58:01,211 --> 00:58:04,012 Why would you fucking jump from a bridge? 1418 00:58:04,014 --> 00:58:05,514 I have to check it with your mother. 1419 00:58:06,181 --> 00:58:07,748 I mean, you do not it must tell her. 1420 00:58:07,751 --> 00:58:09,717 Uh-uh, I promised it would not let you do that 1421 00:58:09,719 --> 00:58:11,018 fuckin 'stupid shit. 1422 00:58:11,021 --> 00:58:11,987 The fuck? 1423 00:58:11,989 --> 00:58:13,088 It is brittle for hoes. 1424 00:58:13,090 --> 00:58:14,755 Thank you. 1425 00:58:14,757 --> 00:58:16,023 Hey? 1426 00:58:17,159 --> 00:58:19,260 Hey, it's it best bud guy. 1427 00:58:19,262 --> 00:58:20,128 Hey bud. 1428 00:58:20,130 --> 00:58:22,664 Button. 1429 00:58:22,666 --> 00:58:22,664 How old is he? 1430 00:58:22,666 --> 00:58:25,534 What, are you hitting? on me, pervert? 1431 00:58:25,536 --> 00:58:28,536 I can not do business if someone in the neighborhood is a minor. 1432 00:58:28,539 --> 00:58:30,873 You are leading business with us, boy. 1433 00:58:30,875 --> 00:58:32,974 Watch your goddamn tone. 1434 00:58:36,780 --> 00:58:38,579 He's 21. 1435 00:58:38,581 --> 00:58:40,849 Listen to rockford here files, you take your case 1436 00:58:40,851 --> 00:58:42,016 elsewhere. 1437 00:58:42,018 --> 00:58:43,985 His parents are dwarfs. 1438 00:58:45,088 --> 00:58:46,755 The keebler family. 1439 00:58:46,757 --> 00:58:49,190 That is keebler sutherland. 1440 00:58:49,193 --> 00:58:50,659 Make it for yourself. 1441 00:58:50,661 --> 00:58:53,795 If you have a good one girl, she's keebler. 1442 00:58:53,797 --> 00:58:55,697 Sell ​​Chile with weed in it? 1443 00:58:55,699 --> 00:58:55,697 That is brilliant. 1444 00:58:55,699 --> 00:59:00,268 You are going to need about ten flavors to start. 1445 00:59:01,972 --> 00:59:06,275 I got the super skunk, og kush, white widow, 1446 00:59:06,277 --> 00:59:08,610 blueberry kush ... 1447 00:59:09,778 --> 00:59:11,679 Which is the best? 1448 00:59:11,681 --> 00:59:13,548 Everything from this things are chronic. 1449 00:59:14,617 --> 00:59:16,184 Then we take everything. 1450 00:59:16,186 --> 00:59:19,121 And that free little pens that belong. 1451 00:59:19,123 --> 00:59:21,923 My friend, this is an evaporator. 1452 00:59:21,925 --> 00:59:23,291 Whoa-whoa, look that evaporator. 1453 00:59:23,293 --> 00:59:24,793 Whoa, hey, I do not wants to lose my friend. 1454 00:59:28,032 --> 00:59:28,996 Your laser ... 1455 00:59:28,998 --> 00:59:31,032 The power is not with you! 1456 00:59:31,034 --> 00:59:31,032 It is not a star pull thing, guys. 1457 00:59:31,034 --> 00:59:35,570 Just press the button, inhale and try it out. 1458 00:59:37,740 --> 00:59:39,173 Oh, in my mouth. 1459 00:59:39,175 --> 00:59:41,076 These new designs, she let you regulate the vapor 1460 00:59:41,077 --> 00:59:43,277 density so you get more hits per cartridge. 1461 00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:45,079 Mm. 1462 00:59:45,081 --> 00:59:46,981 Oh, that's good things, wait a minute. 1463 00:59:46,983 --> 00:59:48,583 Slippery. 1464 00:59:49,152 --> 00:59:50,318 Oh, hey, easy guys. 1465 00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:52,086 You hardly have to save. 1466 00:59:56,092 --> 00:59:57,291 That's what she said. 1467 00:59:59,195 --> 01:00:00,996 I touch it from the front. 1468 01:00:02,097 --> 01:00:04,166 Great thing about this new models, evaporation 1469 01:00:04,168 --> 01:00:05,333 happens only when you breathe. 1470 01:00:05,335 --> 01:00:07,001 - So rule of thumb ... -Mmm! 1471 01:00:07,003 --> 01:00:09,103 Use about half the weeds that you would want 1472 01:00:09,106 --> 01:00:10,204 smoking in a joint. 1473 01:00:10,206 --> 01:00:11,706 Half? 1474 01:00:11,708 --> 01:00:14,041 And the high is stronger. 1475 01:00:14,043 --> 01:00:16,143 Mhmm. 1476 01:00:16,146 --> 01:00:21,717 Better high, less money, and completely healthy. 1477 01:00:23,085 --> 01:00:25,954 I tell you what, I feel it fuck now. 1478 01:00:27,923 --> 01:00:29,791 Fantastic healthy. 1479 01:00:33,195 --> 01:00:34,963 I think that I do mine wrong. 1480 01:00:40,838 --> 01:00:44,106 How could you be 47 and do you do that without falling? 1481 01:00:44,108 --> 01:00:46,742 Age is not nothing just a number! 1482 01:00:46,744 --> 01:00:48,210 Okay okay. 1483 01:00:48,211 --> 01:00:49,311 Are you ready? 1484 01:00:49,313 --> 01:00:50,811 Well, I do not done this in ... 1485 01:00:50,813 --> 01:00:52,213 I did not do it this in years, so. 1486 01:00:52,215 --> 01:00:53,215 OK... 1487 01:00:53,217 --> 01:00:54,215 -Woo! -Whoa! 1488 01:00:54,217 --> 01:00:55,650 Do not trip. 1489 01:00:55,652 --> 01:00:56,751 Why do you wander foolishly? 1490 01:00:59,123 --> 01:01:00,021 You've got it. 1491 01:01:01,257 --> 01:01:03,759 You've got it. 1492 01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:05,927 Pontiac or Toyota, who was that? 1493 01:01:16,239 --> 01:01:17,706 Hey guys. 1494 01:01:17,708 --> 01:01:18,974 Hi. 1495 01:01:18,976 --> 01:01:21,108 This place looks like, eh ... 1496 01:01:21,110 --> 01:01:22,443 Fun. 1497 01:01:23,445 --> 01:01:25,447 What is this? donation pot? 1498 01:01:25,449 --> 01:01:27,983 Oh that's for me friend on Facebook. 1499 01:01:27,985 --> 01:01:30,152 Oh, that of Nigeria. 1500 01:01:30,153 --> 01:01:31,452 Yes! 1501 01:01:31,454 --> 01:01:33,454 Yes! How did you know that? Nasim! 1502 01:01:33,456 --> 01:01:35,690 Yes, it is a scam. 1503 01:01:35,693 --> 01:01:39,226 That is exactly what nasim said you would say. 1504 01:01:40,195 --> 01:01:41,829 It is a scam. 1505 01:01:41,831 --> 01:01:43,065 Yes. 1506 01:01:43,067 --> 01:01:44,865 Because he knows it is scam. 1507 01:01:44,867 --> 01:01:48,036 No, he needs an a foot transplantation. 1508 01:01:50,039 --> 01:01:51,440 Anyway, this is nonsense. 1509 01:01:51,442 --> 01:01:54,842 Let's get someone help us paint, man. 1510 01:01:54,844 --> 01:01:56,344 We do not have that leftover money. 1511 01:01:56,346 --> 01:01:58,012 But we have weed. 1512 01:01:58,014 --> 01:01:59,815 Weed is currency. 1513 01:02:03,286 --> 01:02:05,219 Yo, the next time we give these guys the weed 1514 01:02:05,222 --> 01:02:06,722 after they paint. 1515 01:02:06,724 --> 01:02:08,289 Next time we pay them in cash. 1516 01:02:08,291 --> 01:02:10,192 We do not have one more money, remember? 1517 01:02:10,193 --> 01:02:11,827 And we do not have that more weed. 1518 01:02:11,829 --> 01:02:11,827 What? 1519 01:02:11,829 --> 01:02:15,230 How are we going for God's sake? make chili with weed 1520 01:02:15,231 --> 01:02:17,298 if we do not have a weed to use the chili? 1521 01:02:17,300 --> 01:02:17,298 I know. 1522 01:02:17,300 --> 01:02:19,800 That's why I called the best bud guy. 1523 01:02:19,802 --> 01:02:21,836 So problem solved. 1524 01:02:21,838 --> 01:02:23,472 Problem not solved. 1525 01:02:23,474 --> 01:02:25,206 We do not have that more money. 1526 01:02:25,208 --> 01:02:26,240 What? 1527 01:02:27,844 --> 01:02:28,844 What? 1528 01:02:28,846 --> 01:02:30,978 You just are you telling me this? 1529 01:02:30,981 --> 01:02:33,481 I just told you you are just now. 1530 01:02:34,349 --> 01:02:35,282 Hey! 1531 01:02:35,284 --> 01:02:36,784 - Oh shit! -Shit! 1532 01:02:40,021 --> 01:02:41,523 I have bad news. 1533 01:02:41,525 --> 01:02:43,057 Tell me the good news first. 1534 01:02:43,059 --> 01:02:44,525 Oh, there is no good news. 1535 01:02:44,527 --> 01:02:45,960 What do you mean there is no good news? 1536 01:02:45,963 --> 01:02:48,530 Well, oh, actually there is good news for me. 1537 01:02:48,532 --> 01:02:50,532 I can not give you gentlemen the loan. 1538 01:02:50,534 --> 01:02:52,067 But you said we had good credit. 1539 01:02:52,068 --> 01:02:54,268 I said it looked like you I have a good reputation. 1540 01:02:54,271 --> 01:02:56,871 Turns out you do not have some credit. 1541 01:02:56,873 --> 01:02:56,871 Yes but... 1542 01:02:56,873 --> 01:03:00,007 Can not they look at it like, we did not miss one 1543 01:03:00,010 --> 01:03:01,943 payment in like three decades? 1544 01:03:01,945 --> 01:03:04,079 They could, but they will not, because it is not 1545 01:03:04,081 --> 01:03:05,514 how it works. 1546 01:03:06,349 --> 01:03:08,817 Banks do not issue loans people without credit. 1547 01:03:08,818 --> 01:03:12,052 So you brought your big one Wally-happy ass here, 1548 01:03:12,054 --> 01:03:15,222 muesli-eatin, folger's coffee drinkin ', 1549 01:03:15,224 --> 01:03:16,525 to tell us this shit? 1550 01:03:16,527 --> 01:03:16,525 Well, it was not a problem. 1551 01:03:16,527 --> 01:03:19,927 I had the afternoon off because I did not have to 1552 01:03:19,929 --> 01:03:21,295 your paperwork. 1553 01:03:21,297 --> 01:03:23,898 Well, I will go get some frogurt. 1554 01:03:23,900 --> 01:03:25,400 Bye guys! 1555 01:03:25,402 --> 01:03:27,135 What an asshole. 1556 01:03:27,137 --> 01:03:28,003 I told you so. 1557 01:03:28,005 --> 01:03:30,237 Racism still lives. 1558 01:03:30,239 --> 01:03:31,273 Still alive! 1559 01:03:31,275 --> 01:03:31,273 We are fucked. 1560 01:03:31,275 --> 01:03:36,878 He can not give us a loan because we do not have credit. 1561 01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:36,878 Gentlemen! 1562 01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:41,983 I only need a signature and a payment and we are ready. 1563 01:03:41,985 --> 01:03:44,920 Right, eh, about the payment thing. 1564 01:03:47,824 --> 01:03:50,525 Something crazy happened with the, you know how 1565 01:03:50,527 --> 01:03:52,027 are business, you know. 1566 01:03:52,028 --> 01:03:55,163 Have the signature, but the payment ... 1567 01:03:57,034 --> 01:03:58,365 Can I be honest? 1568 01:03:58,367 --> 01:04:02,269 There is a ... Accounting error. 1569 01:04:03,306 --> 01:04:07,442 Yes, we will do that must get this ... 1570 01:04:07,443 --> 01:04:08,577 Credit? 1571 01:04:08,579 --> 01:04:08,577 Credit? 1572 01:04:08,579 --> 01:04:11,612 Okay, let me explain it something for you 1573 01:04:11,614 --> 01:04:11,612 praise, okay? 1574 01:04:11,614 --> 01:04:14,516 I gave you credit the first delivery. 1575 01:04:14,518 --> 01:04:14,516 I still have not got it payment for it. 1576 01:04:14,518 --> 01:04:18,586 So when do I get payment for it that, you get a little more weed. 1577 01:04:18,588 --> 01:04:20,288 Look, man. Look around, okay? 1578 01:04:20,289 --> 01:04:22,190 We are almost busy to open this place, right? 1579 01:04:22,192 --> 01:04:24,458 We will be busy, busy, earn money, chili, 1580 01:04:24,460 --> 01:04:26,327 money, chili, weed, everything. 1581 01:04:26,329 --> 01:04:28,096 We are going to be successful, we will be your number 1582 01:04:28,097 --> 01:04:29,597 a people. 1583 01:04:29,599 --> 01:04:32,233 We're going to be your ... 1584 01:04:32,235 --> 01:04:33,101 Thing! 1585 01:04:33,103 --> 01:04:34,235 Economy. 1586 01:04:34,237 --> 01:04:37,038 Wait a minute, wait a minute, let me arrange this. 1587 01:04:37,039 --> 01:04:40,541 Look, you are one businessman. 1588 01:04:40,543 --> 01:04:42,510 I am a businessman. 1589 01:04:42,512 --> 01:04:44,512 Business is how company. 1590 01:04:44,514 --> 01:04:46,414 That's how this is land was built. 1591 01:04:46,416 --> 01:04:47,382 Capiche? 1592 01:04:47,384 --> 01:04:50,318 Pilgrims helped the Indians. 1593 01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:53,554 The Indians helped the pilgrims. 1594 01:04:53,556 --> 01:04:56,257 We only ask for the the same deal that the Indians received. 1595 01:04:56,260 --> 01:04:58,360 And not my Indians. 1596 01:04:58,362 --> 01:04:59,994 The others. 1597 01:04:59,996 --> 01:05:01,329 Okay, let me explain it a bit for you 1598 01:05:01,331 --> 01:05:03,431 something about the deal got the Indians. 1599 01:05:03,432 --> 01:05:06,967 Pilgrims took their land, she covered blankets 1600 01:05:06,969 --> 01:05:08,235 in smallpox. 1601 01:05:08,237 --> 01:05:09,271 Reportedly. 1602 01:05:09,273 --> 01:05:10,204 Smallpox? 1603 01:05:10,206 --> 01:05:11,072 That's free. 1604 01:05:11,074 --> 01:05:12,474 Weeds? Costs money. 1605 01:05:12,476 --> 01:05:14,442 No cash, no grass. 1606 01:05:14,443 --> 01:05:16,478 What are you, one Damn poet now? 1607 01:05:19,047 --> 01:05:21,615 I do not need smallpox! 1608 01:05:23,152 --> 01:05:25,420 These people, that's them no good business people. 1609 01:05:29,525 --> 01:05:31,592 Did you know Bruce? Lee was actually born in it 1610 01:05:31,594 --> 01:05:33,994 San Francisco? 1611 01:05:33,996 --> 01:05:36,097 I knew this. 1612 01:05:36,099 --> 01:05:38,233 I can not believe it screwed up when counting. 1613 01:05:38,235 --> 01:05:39,434 I can, you were wasted. 1614 01:05:39,436 --> 01:05:40,568 We are always wasted. 1615 01:05:40,570 --> 01:05:42,436 Maybe that's our problem. 1616 01:05:43,972 --> 01:05:45,639 You will have to ask Debbie for the money. 1617 01:05:45,641 --> 01:05:47,409 Are you crazy? 1618 01:05:47,411 --> 01:05:47,409 Yes, picture that. 1619 01:05:47,411 --> 01:05:50,144 "Oh, hey Deb, I can borrow a few thousand dollars so me 1620 01:05:50,146 --> 01:05:51,612 can buy what weed? " 1621 01:05:51,614 --> 01:05:53,949 Yes. She will lose her shit and kick us out of her place. 1622 01:05:53,951 --> 01:05:54,983 We become homeless. 1623 01:05:54,985 --> 01:05:56,251 Tell her what it is for something else! 1624 01:05:56,253 --> 01:05:57,619 I can not lie to her. 1625 01:05:59,221 --> 01:06:00,387 You lied this whole time! 1626 01:06:00,389 --> 01:06:02,157 Yes, well me do not like it. 1627 01:06:02,724 --> 01:06:05,059 Listen, she is against weeds. 1628 01:06:05,061 --> 01:06:07,429 You do not have it a future, okay? 1629 01:06:07,431 --> 01:06:09,297 She is our last hope. 1630 01:06:09,298 --> 01:06:12,199 Roll the dice, man. 1631 01:06:12,202 --> 01:06:12,733 Hey guys. 1632 01:06:12,735 --> 01:06:13,969 Debbie! 1633 01:06:13,971 --> 01:06:15,302 -Hey! -Hey Hello. 1634 01:06:15,304 --> 01:06:16,570 Talk about beautiful shirts. 1635 01:06:16,572 --> 01:06:19,407 -Hi! -Hey! 1636 01:06:19,409 --> 01:06:21,309 So what is it? are you doing here? 1637 01:06:21,311 --> 01:06:22,443 I went to work early. 1638 01:06:22,445 --> 01:06:23,711 Brad told me you would be here. 1639 01:06:23,713 --> 01:06:25,079 Cool, Brad told her. 1640 01:06:25,081 --> 01:06:25,079 Look at that. 1641 01:06:25,081 --> 01:06:29,184 Well, I told Brad that I was would parachute him. 1642 01:06:30,286 --> 01:06:31,286 Alright. 1643 01:06:31,288 --> 01:06:32,619 On to the gym. 1644 01:06:32,621 --> 01:06:34,289 You are having fun. 1645 01:06:34,291 --> 01:06:36,157 Okay, well ... 1646 01:06:36,159 --> 01:06:38,059 Look at yourself, skip, right? 1647 01:06:38,061 --> 01:06:39,059 Sit down. 1648 01:06:39,061 --> 01:06:39,059 It is a beautiful day. 1649 01:06:39,061 --> 01:06:40,561 Let's walk a bit. 1650 01:06:40,563 --> 01:06:41,262 Alright. 1651 01:06:48,503 --> 01:06:50,672 So you're just ... 1652 01:06:50,673 --> 01:06:52,172 Free the day off work today? Just like that? 1653 01:06:52,175 --> 01:06:53,742 Just like that. 1654 01:06:53,744 --> 01:06:55,643 I mean, a few weeks ago would never have considered 1655 01:06:55,644 --> 01:06:59,114 that, but as my boss gets annoyed ... 1656 01:06:59,115 --> 01:07:00,681 So what, right? 1657 01:07:00,684 --> 01:07:01,648 I think. 1658 01:07:01,650 --> 01:07:03,418 What changed? 1659 01:07:03,420 --> 01:07:06,653 I do not know, I just feel like it I have not lived my life. 1660 01:07:06,655 --> 01:07:09,523 Forgot to have fun along the way, know what I mean? 1661 01:07:09,525 --> 01:07:10,592 I do. 1662 01:07:10,594 --> 01:07:12,626 I know what you mean. 1663 01:07:12,628 --> 01:07:14,028 You have a lot do that. 1664 01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:14,028 I do? 1665 01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:16,797 I am the reason you played hooky today? 1666 01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:20,702 Yes! I mean look at you, you do not worry about anything. 1667 01:07:20,704 --> 01:07:22,403 So you think I do not are you worried? 1668 01:07:22,405 --> 01:07:24,239 What do you have worry about? 1669 01:07:27,643 --> 01:07:30,378 Oh okay. Your secrets again. 1670 01:07:30,380 --> 01:07:33,213 We did not have enough money to finish the restaurant. 1671 01:07:33,215 --> 01:07:35,382 Can not you get a loan? 1672 01:07:35,385 --> 01:07:35,382 Good... 1673 01:07:35,385 --> 01:07:38,619 Pelican point bank was give us a loan, 1674 01:07:38,621 --> 01:07:41,688 but we do not have that every credit, so no. 1675 01:07:41,690 --> 01:07:43,224 Well, you know what? 1676 01:07:43,226 --> 01:07:45,592 There are other banks. 1677 01:07:45,594 --> 01:07:47,628 Well, where are you going? 1678 01:07:47,630 --> 01:07:48,630 Woop, woop! 1679 01:07:48,632 --> 01:07:50,398 Wait, now you Want to dance? 1680 01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:51,766 I want to talk! 1681 01:07:52,802 --> 01:07:54,469 You're afraid that she is not to accept you 1682 01:07:54,471 --> 01:07:55,469 because you are a pothead, 1683 01:07:55,472 --> 01:07:57,539 and in my book, that is chicken. 1684 01:07:57,541 --> 01:07:59,740 Okay, number one, I'm not a chicken ... 1685 01:07:59,742 --> 01:08:02,242 Guys. I got you the loan! 1686 01:08:02,244 --> 01:08:04,612 -Haaa! -What? 1687 01:08:04,614 --> 01:08:06,581 My girlfriend Julie is working the pelican-bank. 1688 01:08:06,583 --> 01:08:08,382 She spoke with the original loan official, and 1689 01:08:08,385 --> 01:08:10,717 he still loves your idea. 1690 01:08:10,719 --> 01:08:12,686 No, they said no and we do not have one 1691 01:08:12,688 --> 01:08:13,688 credit anyway. 1692 01:08:13,690 --> 01:08:15,222 I will sign with you! 1693 01:08:15,224 --> 01:08:16,623 Oh! God no. 1694 01:08:16,626 --> 01:08:18,225 - Yes Yes Yes! -No no no. 1695 01:08:18,228 --> 01:08:19,527 Your credit is no longer a problem. 1696 01:08:19,529 --> 01:08:21,162 All you have to do is go inside, give you 1697 01:08:21,163 --> 01:08:22,831 small presentation and you are done. 1698 01:08:22,832 --> 01:08:24,466 I am so excited for you! 1699 01:08:24,467 --> 01:08:25,833 Me too! 1700 01:08:25,836 --> 01:08:27,635 Pow! 1701 01:08:27,636 --> 01:08:29,703 I love it when Debbie gets excited. 1702 01:08:31,407 --> 01:08:32,573 Well, that went well. 1703 01:08:32,576 --> 01:08:34,341 No, it did not! 1704 01:08:34,344 --> 01:08:36,144 She thinks we are going to open a normal restaurant. 1705 01:08:36,145 --> 01:08:37,177 We are! 1706 01:08:37,180 --> 01:08:38,145 I have to cancel her. 1707 01:08:38,148 --> 01:08:40,114 No! Whoa! 1708 01:08:40,117 --> 01:08:42,484 I can not let her draw this shit under false pretenses. 1709 01:08:44,354 --> 01:08:45,420 The B? 1710 01:08:46,122 --> 01:08:48,323 Debbie, I ... 1711 01:08:48,324 --> 01:08:51,292 Hoo, I ... 1712 01:08:51,293 --> 01:08:52,193 Oh my ... 1713 01:08:52,194 --> 01:08:54,261 G-good god. 1714 01:08:54,264 --> 01:08:56,764 Eh, d ... Deb. 1715 01:08:56,765 --> 01:08:59,734 Debbie Deb Deb, dooby dub da ... 1716 01:08:59,735 --> 01:09:01,903 Goddamn you looks fantastic. 1717 01:09:01,904 --> 01:09:03,570 I uh ... 1718 01:09:06,175 --> 01:09:06,173 I ... I just have to ... 1719 01:09:06,176 --> 01:09:09,711 I just want to talk you're talking about something very quickly. 1720 01:09:09,712 --> 01:09:14,481 I t-tits, talk, stay, tit-to-too-dot tits, talking. 1721 01:09:14,484 --> 01:09:17,484 Jesus Christ, I wanted it tell you that you have tits 1722 01:09:17,487 --> 01:09:20,287 fell off perfectly over the years. 1723 01:09:20,289 --> 01:09:21,555 Me, um ... 1724 01:09:21,557 --> 01:09:23,725 I have not seen it, s ... 1725 01:09:23,726 --> 01:09:26,793 This or something else ... 1726 01:09:26,796 --> 01:09:28,429 Shadow. 1727 01:09:28,430 --> 01:09:32,332 I was with Reeves for a a long time, and this is it 1728 01:09:32,335 --> 01:09:33,902 much better than me ... 1729 01:09:33,904 --> 01:09:37,171 We really have to work on your compliments. 1730 01:09:47,949 --> 01:09:49,617 Debbie? 1731 01:09:49,618 --> 01:09:50,918 The B? 1732 01:09:50,921 --> 01:09:52,720 Debbie? 1733 01:09:52,721 --> 01:09:54,454 Oh, for God's sake. 1734 01:09:59,194 --> 01:10:00,595 Where is Debbie? 1735 01:10:00,596 --> 01:10:01,930 You did not tell her, do you have? 1736 01:10:03,231 --> 01:10:06,434 I've tried to, but she wanted to fuck, 1737 01:10:06,435 --> 01:10:08,770 and I did not want to be rude. 1738 01:10:08,771 --> 01:10:10,939 She came up naked and I showed up with a stiff. 1739 01:10:10,940 --> 01:10:13,774 Well, she left you a small message. 1740 01:10:15,778 --> 01:10:17,311 Sorry I can not be there the bank with you. 1741 01:10:17,314 --> 01:10:18,645 Good luck today. 1742 01:10:18,648 --> 01:10:20,381 Fuck. 1743 01:10:21,283 --> 01:10:22,449 I have to call her, guest. 1744 01:10:22,452 --> 01:10:23,451 And tell her what? 1745 01:10:23,453 --> 01:10:24,484 The truth. 1746 01:10:24,487 --> 01:10:24,484 The truth? 1747 01:10:24,487 --> 01:10:26,720 Look, are you going sabotage us. 1748 01:10:26,722 --> 01:10:28,256 I'm not trying sabotage, I mean, she put down 1749 01:10:28,257 --> 01:10:29,489 to waste too much money. 1750 01:10:29,492 --> 01:10:29,489 Believe me. 1751 01:10:29,492 --> 01:10:31,759 Let me call its really fast. 1752 01:10:37,466 --> 01:10:38,733 Voicemail fucking! 1753 01:10:38,734 --> 01:10:39,867 Good. 1754 01:10:39,868 --> 01:10:41,269 We have to cancel this meeting. 1755 01:10:41,270 --> 01:10:42,569 Listen this is all I have. 1756 01:10:42,572 --> 01:10:44,305 I sold my van. I do not have anything! 1757 01:10:44,306 --> 01:10:45,974 I do not want to fuck her over, and I do not want to 1758 01:10:45,975 --> 01:10:47,675 fuck you over, you are my best friend. 1759 01:10:47,676 --> 01:10:49,676 But we have to tell someone the truth somewhere. 1760 01:10:49,679 --> 01:10:51,378 We have to find out something out. 1761 01:10:52,680 --> 01:10:53,747 Wait a second. 1762 01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:55,582 I might have something. 1763 01:10:55,585 --> 01:10:59,020 Something is going on here called powerpoint. 1764 01:10:59,021 --> 01:11:03,024 With a few adjustments, and some editing 1765 01:11:03,025 --> 01:11:04,826 cut pasta ... 1766 01:11:04,828 --> 01:11:05,859 May I ask you something? 1767 01:11:05,862 --> 01:11:05,859 Hm? 1768 01:11:05,862 --> 01:11:08,930 How did you get it damned? so good on the computer? 1769 01:11:08,931 --> 01:11:11,431 The type class of Mrs Huntt. 1770 01:11:11,434 --> 01:11:13,667 Damn, I should have done it paid attention. 1771 01:11:13,670 --> 01:11:15,802 I kept staring at it Ms. hunts ... 1772 01:11:15,805 --> 01:11:17,005 Legs. 1773 01:11:19,975 --> 01:11:21,542 I understood. 1774 01:11:35,890 --> 01:11:37,292 I really wish Debbie would have called me back 1775 01:11:37,293 --> 01:11:38,592 this morning. 1776 01:11:38,595 --> 01:11:40,427 It is actually better this way. 1777 01:11:40,430 --> 01:11:43,664 As soon as she sees that we have turned around around these rigid types, 1778 01:11:44,533 --> 01:11:46,533 she will be ready to jump on board. 1779 01:11:46,536 --> 01:11:48,002 Shall we begin the presentation? 1780 01:11:48,003 --> 01:11:50,003 Oh, we are not ready. 1781 01:11:51,939 --> 01:11:53,975 God, this chili is god damn ... 1782 01:11:53,976 --> 01:11:55,743 It is well! 1783 01:11:55,744 --> 01:11:57,478 You enriched it! 1784 01:11:57,479 --> 01:12:00,547 I'm doing a bit product in it. 1785 01:12:00,550 --> 01:12:01,783 How much? 1786 01:12:01,784 --> 01:12:05,052 Enough to get the loan. 1787 01:12:05,055 --> 01:12:06,320 Yummy! 1788 01:12:06,323 --> 01:12:07,421 Can I do more? 1789 01:12:07,423 --> 01:12:08,323 Oh yeah... 1790 01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:11,024 You, you can certainly do this. 1791 01:12:11,027 --> 01:12:11,024 Oh, thanks. 1792 01:12:11,027 --> 01:12:15,529 I see you gentlemen have a guarantor, 1793 01:12:15,532 --> 01:12:17,532 Mrs. Sanchez? 1794 01:12:17,533 --> 01:12:19,900 Uh, she can not be here today, but she is ready 1795 01:12:19,903 --> 01:12:22,002 sign the papers the approval of the bank? 1796 01:12:22,005 --> 01:12:23,904 We have something bigger spoons? 1797 01:12:23,907 --> 01:12:27,641 Okay, time for that the presentation. 1798 01:12:29,043 --> 01:12:31,045 This is our expected income. 1799 01:12:31,046 --> 01:12:31,045 Yep. 1800 01:12:31,046 --> 01:12:33,780 - These are beans ... - Wait a second. Go back to a slide. 1801 01:12:33,783 --> 01:12:33,780 Hm? 1802 01:12:33,783 --> 01:12:39,420 Do you have real figures? for your expected profit? 1803 01:12:39,421 --> 01:12:40,721 No. 1804 01:12:40,724 --> 01:12:42,957 But it will look like this this, the money. 1805 01:12:42,958 --> 01:12:44,958 -We will stack it better. -Yes. 1806 01:12:44,961 --> 01:12:44,958 These are some of it the ingredients. 1807 01:12:44,961 --> 01:12:51,032 Mainly beans, tomatoes, this is Greg, he is a cow, 1808 01:12:51,033 --> 01:12:52,699 - mom is. -Maize. 1809 01:12:52,702 --> 01:12:54,502 -Onions ... -Uh, whoa whoa whoa. 1810 01:12:54,503 --> 01:12:57,604 Eh, stop the clock, uh, go back a slide or two. 1811 01:12:57,606 --> 01:12:59,474 -HM? Hm? The, the corn? -No, another one, another. 1812 01:12:59,475 --> 01:13:00,807 Greg. 1813 01:13:00,810 --> 01:13:01,975 Forward. 1814 01:13:01,978 --> 01:13:02,976 Advance a slide. 1815 01:13:02,979 --> 01:13:03,978 -HM? Th-this? -Back. 1816 01:13:03,979 --> 01:13:04,779 Back, back back! 1817 01:13:04,780 --> 01:13:05,779 Eh, hm ... 1818 01:13:05,782 --> 01:13:07,448 I'm sorry, is that ... 1819 01:13:07,449 --> 01:13:08,783 Is that marijuana? 1820 01:13:08,784 --> 01:13:10,417 Her... 1821 01:13:10,420 --> 01:13:13,453 Legal cannabis? 1822 01:13:13,456 --> 01:13:14,654 Okay, we can get it the lights on again? 1823 01:13:14,657 --> 01:13:15,756 -No no no! -Sir, sir! 1824 01:13:15,759 --> 01:13:18,024 Let me understand something here. 1825 01:13:18,027 --> 01:13:23,965 You're going to sell chili what is marijuana in? 1826 01:13:23,966 --> 01:13:23,965 Yes! 1827 01:13:23,966 --> 01:13:27,702 That is why it is cried the chili pot. 1828 01:13:27,703 --> 01:13:29,404 Chili. 1829 01:13:29,405 --> 01:13:31,005 Pot. 1830 01:13:31,006 --> 01:13:32,038 Chili pot. 1831 01:13:32,041 --> 01:13:33,807 Okay, I think we can stop here. 1832 01:13:33,810 --> 01:13:37,444 A pot restaurant is not the type of establishment 1833 01:13:37,447 --> 01:13:40,847 that can support our bank. 1834 01:13:40,850 --> 01:13:42,449 It would be bad for our image. 1835 01:13:42,452 --> 01:13:44,418 I actually went to deal with that. 1836 01:13:44,421 --> 01:13:45,552 Can we continue? 1837 01:13:45,555 --> 01:13:46,854 I really do not see the point. 1838 01:13:46,855 --> 01:13:47,921 Please. 1839 01:13:47,923 --> 01:13:49,457 There is more chili. 1840 01:13:49,458 --> 01:13:50,190 Huh? 1841 01:13:50,193 --> 01:13:51,559 Please, there is a lot of it. 1842 01:13:51,560 --> 01:13:51,559 Okay okay. 1843 01:13:51,560 --> 01:13:53,895 Okay, go for it it, go for it. 1844 01:13:53,896 --> 01:13:57,030 Only ... that's it very full, okay. 1845 01:13:57,033 --> 01:13:59,634 Weed has played a role 1846 01:13:59,636 --> 01:14:02,537 of our history and our structure. 1847 01:14:02,538 --> 01:14:04,771 When Washington was crossing the Delaware, do 1848 01:14:04,774 --> 01:14:06,640 Do you think he was sober? 1849 01:14:06,643 --> 01:14:08,542 I mean, who is there in a boat? 1850 01:14:08,545 --> 01:14:09,609 A high man. 1851 01:14:09,612 --> 01:14:12,913 George Washington, weed smoker. 1852 01:14:12,916 --> 01:14:12,913 Ben Franklin. 1853 01:14:12,916 --> 01:14:16,484 Do you think "hey, let's go fly in the 1854 01:14:16,485 --> 01:14:19,587 in the middle of a storm " was a sober idea? 1855 01:14:19,588 --> 01:14:22,122 That is where the term is "high as a kite" comes from. 1856 01:14:22,125 --> 01:14:23,056 Ah! 1857 01:14:23,059 --> 01:14:26,027 Ben Franklin, bong owner. 1858 01:14:26,029 --> 01:14:27,862 There is his supplier. 1859 01:14:28,796 --> 01:14:29,997 Cancer! 1860 01:14:29,998 --> 01:14:31,498 The big c. 1861 01:14:31,501 --> 01:14:33,134 Many people in it this city has it. 1862 01:14:33,136 --> 01:14:35,603 And go to will die soon. 1863 01:14:35,604 --> 01:14:38,139 Should they not have access to something that goes 1864 01:14:38,140 --> 01:14:41,208 to make the time Pass more slowly? 1865 01:14:41,211 --> 01:14:41,208 We do that. 1866 01:14:41,211 --> 01:14:45,078 Suggest thousands tombstones that read: 1867 01:14:45,081 --> 01:14:49,015 "My death was not fast, thanks to Pelican Point Bank. " 1868 01:14:49,018 --> 01:14:51,586 Marijuana: Gateway drug, right? 1869 01:14:53,789 --> 01:14:54,921 Wrong! 1870 01:14:54,923 --> 01:14:59,993 Marijuana is one gateway to pancakes. 1871 01:14:59,996 --> 01:15:01,628 Cinnabon. 1872 01:15:01,631 --> 01:15:04,030 Everything that ends with -ito. 1873 01:15:04,033 --> 01:15:07,969 Fritos, doritos, cheetos, burritos. 1874 01:15:07,970 --> 01:15:11,072 Hundreds of foods that can not be tasty for the 1875 01:15:11,073 --> 01:15:12,739 normal taste buds. 1876 01:15:12,742 --> 01:15:15,141 But for someone marijuana, delicious. 1877 01:15:15,144 --> 01:15:18,145 And they go hunting for the night after night. 1878 01:15:18,146 --> 01:15:23,083 Pelican point bank: Economy stimulator. 1879 01:15:23,086 --> 01:15:27,555 Marijuana is not alone embraced by the outcast now. 1880 01:15:27,556 --> 01:15:29,222 It is mainstream. 1881 01:15:29,225 --> 01:15:32,859 Some former potheads and there is a lot of power 1882 01:15:32,862 --> 01:15:35,962 good for themselves straight away. 1883 01:15:35,965 --> 01:15:37,631 Woody Harrelson. 1884 01:15:37,634 --> 01:15:38,899 Sean Penn. 1885 01:15:38,902 --> 01:15:40,534 Snoop Dogg. 1886 01:15:40,537 --> 01:15:40,534 I thought that you could not save it. 1887 01:15:40,537 --> 01:15:44,070 - My meeting came early -Cheech and Chong. 1888 01:15:44,073 --> 01:15:46,006 Merle jaded. 1889 01:15:46,009 --> 01:15:47,641 Bill Clinton. 1890 01:15:47,644 --> 01:15:50,011 You did not tell me it was a marijuana restaurant. 1891 01:15:52,213 --> 01:15:53,547 What? 1892 01:15:53,550 --> 01:15:58,286 Barack Obama, the commander in chief. 1893 01:15:58,287 --> 01:16:00,020 God bless this conference room, 1894 01:16:00,023 --> 01:16:03,090 and God bless America. 1895 01:16:13,902 --> 01:16:14,835 Debbie! 1896 01:16:14,837 --> 01:16:15,770 Debbie! 1897 01:16:15,771 --> 01:16:17,070 I wanted to tell you. 1898 01:16:17,073 --> 01:16:17,070 When? 1899 01:16:17,073 --> 01:16:19,640 When were you are you going to tell me? 1900 01:16:19,641 --> 01:16:21,908 After I co-signed the loan? 1901 01:16:22,778 --> 01:16:24,011 Me, um ... 1902 01:16:24,012 --> 01:16:25,179 I know this looks bad. 1903 01:16:25,180 --> 01:16:26,680 Oh my God. 1904 01:16:26,682 --> 01:16:29,216 You lied i this whole time. 1905 01:16:29,217 --> 01:16:32,353 I trusted you around my son. 1906 01:16:32,354 --> 01:16:33,287 I do not know what to say. 1907 01:16:33,288 --> 01:16:33,287 What about "I'm sorry. 1908 01:16:33,288 --> 01:16:36,756 I'm sorry I did not know how my actions would be 1909 01:16:36,759 --> 01:16:38,059 affect people. " 1910 01:16:38,060 --> 01:16:38,059 How about this one? 1911 01:16:38,060 --> 01:16:42,896 "I'm sorry you found weed Brad's backpack this morning. ' 1912 01:16:42,899 --> 01:16:44,297 Yes I did that. 1913 01:16:45,132 --> 01:16:46,833 -Listen... - No, I'm done listening to you. 1914 01:16:46,836 --> 01:16:49,235 You're fucking irresponsible man-child. 1915 01:16:49,238 --> 01:16:51,639 You suck me in, you make I think I can live this 1916 01:16:51,640 --> 01:16:54,307 carefree life of the day, but you forgot to tell me 1917 01:16:54,310 --> 01:16:56,143 the secret. 1918 01:16:56,145 --> 01:17:00,180 It only works if you do not become big. 1919 01:17:00,182 --> 01:17:01,983 But you would not do that realize that. 1920 01:17:01,984 --> 01:17:03,216 You did not think so by because that 1921 01:17:03,219 --> 01:17:05,051 takes reflection. 1922 01:17:07,288 --> 01:17:10,690 You know what really hurts? 1923 01:17:10,693 --> 01:17:13,060 I started with believe in us again. 1924 01:17:44,859 --> 01:17:44,859 Hey! 1925 01:17:44,860 --> 01:17:47,728 -Hey. - Did you get the loan? 1926 01:17:47,729 --> 01:17:49,130 No. 1927 01:17:49,131 --> 01:17:51,666 I left a note your mother inside. 1928 01:17:51,667 --> 01:17:53,833 Wait a minute, you go away? 1929 01:17:54,869 --> 01:17:57,104 Your mother has found out about the restaurant. 1930 01:17:58,073 --> 01:17:59,939 She is angry. 1931 01:17:59,942 --> 01:18:01,742 Says that we are bad role models. 1932 01:18:01,743 --> 01:18:02,842 She said that? 1933 01:18:02,845 --> 01:18:04,310 She is right. 1934 01:18:04,313 --> 01:18:06,313 We are idiots. 1935 01:18:06,314 --> 01:18:08,048 And do yourself a favor and stop hiding your weed 1936 01:18:08,051 --> 01:18:09,250 in your backpack. 1937 01:18:09,252 --> 01:18:10,451 She went through my stuff? 1938 01:18:10,453 --> 01:18:12,219 Are you joking? 1939 01:18:12,220 --> 01:18:13,386 God. 1940 01:18:13,389 --> 01:18:14,889 That is what the comment is over. 1941 01:18:14,890 --> 01:18:16,289 I told her that the weed was the mine that I have put 1942 01:18:16,292 --> 01:18:18,391 the inside, you did not know everything about it. 1943 01:18:18,394 --> 01:18:19,292 So you are good. 1944 01:18:19,295 --> 01:18:19,292 No no no no. 1945 01:18:19,295 --> 01:18:22,128 You can not say that because, you have to get that note. 1946 01:18:22,131 --> 01:18:23,764 Because if you say that, she will not let you 1947 01:18:23,765 --> 01:18:24,798 boys are coming back. 1948 01:18:24,801 --> 01:18:25,800 It's too late, friend. 1949 01:18:25,801 --> 01:18:27,368 No, this is nonsense, man! 1950 01:18:27,369 --> 01:18:29,002 I smoked weed for a long time for your boys once 1951 01:18:29,005 --> 01:18:30,404 came on, okay? 1952 01:18:30,405 --> 01:18:30,404 This is my fault. 1953 01:18:30,405 --> 01:18:32,972 I'll take the rap, I'll tell her the honest truth. 1954 01:18:32,975 --> 01:18:32,972 It'll be fine. 1955 01:18:32,975 --> 01:18:35,376 She will let you boys stay, okay? 1956 01:18:35,377 --> 01:18:38,279 Listen, when you get older you will understand. 1957 01:18:38,280 --> 01:18:40,747 At this moment, just things are not as clear as 1958 01:18:40,750 --> 01:18:42,783 they look like. 1959 01:18:42,784 --> 01:18:44,251 By the way, what is real important is your mother 1960 01:18:44,252 --> 01:18:46,487 believe in your innocence instead of mine. 1961 01:18:47,354 --> 01:18:49,355 This is the key. 1962 01:19:00,801 --> 01:19:03,804 This shit was like that easier to do 30 years ago. 1963 01:19:07,141 --> 01:19:08,408 Inslag. 1964 01:19:10,145 --> 01:19:11,311 Still angry with me? 1965 01:19:12,913 --> 01:19:14,814 Dude, I can not believe it You left me, man. 1966 01:19:14,817 --> 01:19:17,851 It would have worked like you just waited a few seconds. 1967 01:19:18,753 --> 01:19:19,987 Look, man. 1968 01:19:21,422 --> 01:19:23,356 I had to do something. 1969 01:19:23,359 --> 01:19:26,226 There will be other banks, but there is only one Debbie. 1970 01:19:26,229 --> 01:19:28,796 I had to take a shot. 1971 01:19:28,797 --> 01:19:32,832 If you feel one better, I lost her too. 1972 01:19:36,304 --> 01:19:38,773 It makes me feel a little better. 1973 01:19:39,474 --> 01:19:42,176 I did not want to lose my best friend too. 1974 01:19:44,512 --> 01:19:46,279 Just love me, man. 1975 01:19:47,114 --> 01:19:48,882 -Stop. - Do not you want to hug me? 1976 01:19:49,384 --> 01:19:52,319 We slept together for 30 years, you will not hug me now? 1977 01:19:52,320 --> 01:19:54,555 Stop! You make a pbs moment, man! 1978 01:19:54,556 --> 01:19:56,090 I am not in you! 1979 01:19:57,894 --> 01:19:59,894 -Verory. - Thick shit! 1980 01:19:59,895 --> 01:20:01,962 -What? -Look at that! 1981 01:20:01,963 --> 01:20:01,962 What? 1982 01:20:01,963 --> 01:20:04,364 Right there, where the light is! 1983 01:20:04,367 --> 01:20:06,065 You all mean that weed at the tree? 1984 01:20:06,068 --> 01:20:07,434 Oh shit! 1985 01:20:07,435 --> 01:20:09,569 Weed never used to grow there earlier. 1986 01:20:10,404 --> 01:20:13,207 Maybe the bird droppings are on the 1987 01:20:13,208 --> 01:20:15,208 tree acts as fertilizer. 1988 01:20:15,211 --> 01:20:17,811 No, that used to be be there trees. 1989 01:20:17,814 --> 01:20:19,512 Now the sun can come through, and it is 1990 01:20:19,515 --> 01:20:22,082 to reflect the rocks ... 1991 01:20:22,083 --> 01:20:23,917 Growing requires reflection! 1992 01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:25,386 Three times three is eight! 1993 01:20:25,387 --> 01:20:25,386 Debbie told me. 1994 01:20:25,387 --> 01:20:28,288 I did not know what the fuck what she was talking about. 1995 01:20:28,291 --> 01:20:30,557 I do not know what it is Fuck what you're talking about. 1996 01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:32,393 Because there are no trees there it can be sunlight 1997 01:20:32,395 --> 01:20:36,130 through it, it reflects the Rock, and it feeds the weed. 1998 01:20:36,131 --> 01:20:38,498 If we erase all these things trees away on the side of 1999 01:20:38,501 --> 01:20:40,067 this hill ... 2000 01:20:41,136 --> 01:20:42,136 With all that light ... 2001 01:20:42,137 --> 01:20:43,503 We do not need a loan! 2002 01:20:43,506 --> 01:20:44,438 Exactly. 2003 01:20:44,439 --> 01:20:47,274 More weed! Oh shit! 2004 01:20:47,275 --> 01:20:48,609 We will weed farmers! 2005 01:20:48,610 --> 01:20:49,976 -Ahhh! -Ahhh! 2006 01:20:49,979 --> 01:20:51,545 We will become rich! 2007 01:20:51,546 --> 01:20:53,046 Ahh! 2008 01:21:12,234 --> 01:21:14,635 Okay, just put that on your table sir. 2009 01:21:15,470 --> 01:21:17,136 We need a chili thai Kush and a Maui wow-y 2010 01:21:17,139 --> 01:21:17,136 pineapple. 2011 01:21:17,139 --> 01:21:20,908 We're out there, you can pass it on. 2012 01:21:20,909 --> 01:21:22,475 Oh, okay, well ... 2013 01:21:22,478 --> 01:21:24,043 I will let him know. 2014 01:21:26,614 --> 01:21:28,414 Oh. 2015 01:21:28,417 --> 01:21:30,317 -Hey. -Hi. 2016 01:21:30,319 --> 01:21:31,452 Yes, this is it. 2017 01:21:31,453 --> 01:21:32,653 Yes, this is it. 2018 01:21:32,654 --> 01:21:34,154 This is it. 2019 01:21:34,155 --> 01:21:35,288 Mm. 2020 01:21:35,291 --> 01:21:37,490 It is ... you also have illustrations. 2021 01:21:37,493 --> 01:21:39,359 Yes, it was the idea of ​​Reeves. 2022 01:21:39,362 --> 01:21:42,128 Er, it's uh, it is interesting. 2023 01:21:42,131 --> 01:21:46,132 This is the angel covered, angel of flies. 2024 01:21:46,135 --> 01:21:47,368 Lord of flies. 2025 01:21:47,369 --> 01:21:49,069 Uh Huh. 2026 01:21:49,637 --> 01:21:52,939 Because he's brown, just a piece of shit, but 2027 01:21:52,942 --> 01:21:54,341 he is covered with flies. 2028 01:21:54,342 --> 01:21:57,310 Okay, we can sit down for a minute? 2029 01:22:00,681 --> 01:22:03,082 Need Avon? 2030 01:22:03,085 --> 01:22:05,185 How is my favorite customer? 2031 01:22:06,186 --> 01:22:07,688 What are you doing here? 2032 01:22:07,689 --> 01:22:11,457 Do you remember how I knew it? a guy who knew a man? 2033 01:22:11,460 --> 01:22:14,228 Turns out he knows someone. 2034 01:22:14,229 --> 01:22:16,329 G-15. 2035 01:22:16,332 --> 01:22:18,332 It is primo-shit. 2036 01:22:18,333 --> 01:22:20,266 What is your prize? 2037 01:22:38,587 --> 01:22:39,720 I am surprised to see you here. 2038 01:22:39,721 --> 01:22:41,354 I know how much you are do not like chili. 2039 01:22:41,356 --> 01:22:42,689 Ha! Just kidding. 2040 01:22:42,692 --> 01:22:42,689 It is weed. 2041 01:22:42,692 --> 01:22:42,689 I know that's you against weeds. 2042 01:22:42,692 --> 01:22:48,261 Well, you know, I just wants to keep it out of 2043 01:22:48,264 --> 01:22:49,430 Brad as long as possible. 2044 01:22:49,431 --> 01:22:51,097 I want to keep he is innocent. 2045 01:22:51,100 --> 01:22:52,733 That's what mom does. 2046 01:22:53,134 --> 01:22:59,472 Um, tomorrow night there is an old school concert. 2047 01:22:59,475 --> 01:23:01,274 You want to come with me? 2048 01:23:01,277 --> 01:23:03,042 You mean you and you and me? 2049 01:23:03,045 --> 01:23:03,711 -Yes. -Samen? 2050 01:23:03,712 --> 01:23:05,244 Yes. 2051 01:23:05,247 --> 01:23:06,747 Eh, yes. Please. 2052 01:23:07,681 --> 01:23:10,516 Does that mean, will you forgive me? 2053 01:23:10,519 --> 01:23:11,585 Good... 2054 01:23:11,587 --> 01:23:13,186 Baby steps. 2055 01:23:13,189 --> 01:23:14,220 You know why? 2056 01:23:14,222 --> 01:23:14,220 Why? 2057 01:23:14,222 --> 01:23:17,091 Because of what You did that for Brad. 2058 01:23:17,092 --> 01:23:18,759 I know you've glossed over it about that weed in his 2059 01:23:18,761 --> 01:23:21,595 backpack, and I know that You helped him 2060 01:23:21,596 --> 01:23:23,730 with his schoolwork for the past few months, and 2061 01:23:23,733 --> 01:23:26,500 he's doing great. 2062 01:23:26,502 --> 01:23:26,500 Thank you. 2063 01:23:26,502 --> 01:23:30,170 I think you can thank it yourself a bit too. 2064 01:23:30,171 --> 01:23:32,405 It was a selfless act. 2065 01:23:32,408 --> 01:23:32,405 Oh. 2066 01:23:32,408 --> 01:23:35,509 -I did a selfless act? -Yes. 2067 01:23:35,511 --> 01:23:37,444 Yes, I know, me did that on purpose. 2068 01:23:38,680 --> 01:23:40,713 I am very good to be unselfish. 2069 01:23:40,716 --> 01:23:43,350 Here is another unselfishness act I would like to do. 2070 01:23:45,787 --> 01:23:47,320 No, that was selfish. 2071 01:23:47,323 --> 01:23:48,689 No, it certainly was no shellfish. 2072 01:23:48,690 --> 01:23:50,056 That was mint. 2073 01:23:50,059 --> 01:23:52,292 Um ... 2074 01:23:52,293 --> 01:23:54,627 That was not selfish. Do you know how I know? 2075 01:23:54,630 --> 01:23:56,363 Because it made you laugh. 2076 01:23:57,731 --> 01:23:59,166 Come here. 2077 01:24:05,206 --> 01:24:06,340 Do you want to leave here? 2078 01:24:06,341 --> 01:24:08,108 Yes please. 2079 01:24:08,109 --> 01:24:09,443 Yes I do. 2080 01:24:11,145 --> 01:24:13,146 Let me tell you about Reeves that I leave, okay? 2081 01:24:13,149 --> 01:24:14,180 OK. 2082 01:24:14,182 --> 01:24:15,783 Reeves? 2083 01:24:17,252 --> 01:24:18,719 No, more, more! 2084 01:24:18,720 --> 01:24:20,686 Yes, right there! Right there! 2085 01:24:20,689 --> 01:24:21,622 Joe? 2086 01:24:24,359 --> 01:24:26,060 Reeves? 2087 01:24:27,662 --> 01:24:29,328 Do not stop, do not stop! 2088 01:24:32,234 --> 01:24:33,833 Oh yeah. 140897

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