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I want to kiss...

Ri El.

I need to go on three dates with her.

I need to plan out a great date...

so that I can make up for the mistake I made last time.

And on our last date, I'm going to propose to her...

with a kiss.

But the problem is that kiss.

I'll do whatever I can to prepare our date.

But I can't seem to think of when...

and how I'm supposed to kiss her.

I need to...

capture Ri El's heart.

I've never...

kissed anyone before.

She's so good at making useless stuff.

But what's this for anyway?

- Wear what you normally wear. - No.

This is what I want in return.

I wore this enough. Let me wear something new.

Plus, I'll be leaving soon.

Why aren't you caring about my welfare?

And this is not the problem right now.

- He wants to kiss. - What?

He wants me to help him with his first kiss.

How am I supposed to help him with that?

It's not like I can let him practice on me.

What are you talking about? We'll help him.

- What? - We will?

That's going to be impossible.

You got rejected by Ji A.

And Hoktal...

I don't think I even need to explain.

And I can't remember the last time I went out with anyone.

And Pai...

My gosh, I won't comment about her.

Gosh, I'm suddenly craving soju.

Why did you live such a loveless life?

Is there anyone who's well-informed about this kind of stuff?

Who's that?

I don't know. A woman just got off from the cab.

Let me see.

Nice to meet you.

I'm Ji A's friend, Hwang Sun Hye. And I'll be your kiss teacher today.

Nice to meet you.

They're my teammates, and I'm...

My gosh.

My goodness, she really looks exactly like you.

Ji A, how did you put up with this?

If it were me, I would've broken it already.

We're going to sue you if you do.

Who's this?

You must be Doctor Hong's bodyguard.

The coffee here tastes amazing.

You never know when it might disappear,

so I advise you to come as fast as you can.

I already stamped the coupon for you.

"Summer Snow"?

The name of this cafe is very irrational.

There's no snow in summer.

And there's no bald singer in the play called "Bald Singer".

Life is full of irrational things.

I'm going to introduce you to Kim Min Kyu as my acquaintance.

Keep in mind that you don't know Aji 3.

That means...

you need to think of me as a human, not a robot.

Okay.

Where's my student?

You're the goddess...

of kissing?

Her name is Hwang Sun Hye.

She's a friend of mine, and she's really famous.

Aji 3, search the web for me.

Hwang Sun Hye. 28 years old.

She's a relationship expert and is known as the goddess of kissing.

She's dated countless men, and with that experience,

she became a mentor for men and women in their 20s.

Her main course is kissing.

Many people claim to have succeeded in their first kiss thanks to her.

We'll have to see about that.

Why don't you begin?

I'm going to end the lecture if I don't think it's right.

Fine.

You need to come.

Please excuse me.

Sit down.

When a man and a woman meet,

they normally go through three stages before kissing each other.

First, they try to appeal themselves.

Second, they experience a romantic moment together.

Third, they try to make a move on becoming physically closer.

That's why you need at least three dates to kiss someone.

But I heard you're dealing with your first love...

whom you've known for quite a while.

So you can skip all those stages and go for it right away.

That means...

you have...

three chances of kissing her in total.

Okay.

I like what you're saying. Keep going.

I'd like a cup of cold water with ice.

Wait.

She's not...

a housekeeper.

Then...

She's a friend.

I'll be careful.

Sorry.

Continue.

When a man and a woman are friends,

the pro is that they're very close,

but the con is that...

she won't see you as a man yet.

You need to go from friend to a man she'll date.

What do you need?

Sexual tension.

That is what you need.

Kissing is about timing.

When everything...

falls into place and screams, "Right now!"

What do you need at that moment?

Sexual tension?

Correct, sexual tension.

Mr. Kim.

Did you ever dream of kissing her?

No, never.

What a relief.

- Why is it a relief? - What?

Because that way, we can move on to the next step.

You two, follow me.

- What is it? - I can't attach this.

Attach it first,

then use the O2 plasma on top of that.

Why did you call me? You can do this on your own.

Yes. I sprained my wrist.

Your wrist? Let me see.

It's swollen.

Let's put something on it.

It's begun.

My favorite part is the opening.

You two are on a date.

Walk on slowly, side by side.

Don't think about anything else. Just walk on slowly.

Mr. Kim.

Do you still not think you'd date her?

It's impossible.

There's no way I can ever think of her as a woman.

Stop fooling around.

Let's get to the point.

I'm not fooling around.

That just now was the point.

That feeling you just felt, the atmosphere,

the gaze. Don't forget that.

That is sexual tension...

and that...

is when you must kiss.

I'll give you one more tip, for free.

If it rains, don't forget an umbrella.

Min Kyu and Ri El are going to marry, right?

Yes.

If you were the majority shareholder,

Director Ye would have chosen you as his son-in-law.

How shall I help you?

Will you just let Min Kyu take her from you?

No. Before that,

I must deal with Aji 3.

I should tag along.

What for? I'll be there.

You'll be on a date with your first love.

What if Aji 3 falls, gets damaged,

or loses power?

Will you run off with her mid-date?

Don't worry. I'll protect Aji 3. I won't interfere.

Shall we get going?

What a mess.

- Come on. - I said no.

- Are you trying to lie down? - Let's go home.

Just come with me.

Why did you bring me too?

I would like you to help me.

Look at me.

I need more help than I can ever give.

See, just be the person you are.

Just sit there in silence, and you'll be helping me.

Isn't that fascinating? Let's go.

- We aren't going in. - Do this for me.

- Please. - No.

You actually came.

I like coffee and...

would like to ask you out...

How sweet.

Do you both want an Americano with two shots?

I would prefer a latte.

A man who wants a latte when everyone else wants an Americano.

Nice.

An Americano and a latte.

Thank you.

It'll be hot.

They should be on the date by now.

Where did they go?

The first date can be at any place that isn't crowded.

You want us to go on a date here?

Yes. It's a hot place.

The street of youth.

What's that?

An umbrella. They said it will rain today.

I don't think it will.

We'll see. I think I might be right.

It must be a hot place.

Okay. I left you in charge of the date.

Let's see how it goes.

Shall we?

It's best to avoid a place you went to...

with an ex-boyfriend or girlfriend.

You'll end up comparing your current date with your ex.

Have a look. Isn't this cute?

It is.

Should I get one for Dong Hyun?

Boys prefer this nowadays.

Dong Hyun's a girl.

Come here.

I'll pick one for you.

(Pretty)

Here, try it on.

It'll ruin my hair.

The cold winter is coming

It might be tough

When the spring wind blows

I will fly up towards my dreams

I will spread my wings far and wide

And fly freely about the world

Shall we stay and listen to them sing?

Isn't it too noisy? Let's go.

I will spread my wings far and wide

And fly freely about the world

I will sing and dance

Look. What do you think?

You look familiar.

You were with a young lady.

Sorry.

I'm right.

If they meet someone they know,

things will get very sticky.

I bet Doctor Hong must feel excited too.

Why is that?

He tagged along.

Is he crazy? Why did he tag along?

Sun Hye.

I need to go.

Where's the toilet?

Over there. There's no tissue.

I just need to pee.

I'll just pee.

Wash your hands when you're done.

[VIU Ver] E12 I'm Not a Robot "This is When You Must Kiss" -= Ruo Xi =-

Why are your eyes bulging?

The robot just drank juice.

Did the robot drink something?

What are you talking about? Get a grip.

Wait here for a bit.

Where's he going?

You want me to wear those?

You should've told me if your feet hurt.

Sorry.

They're comfy.

Not elegant, but comfortable.

Those two...

make a nice couple.

They do.

They look nice.

Those two...

are everywhere we are.

Are they?

I didn't notice them at all.

They suit each other.

I'm not sure about that.

That's mine.

Why are they always together? Don't they go to pee?

We must separate them.

Our drinks are ready.

They can't see you. Eat.

So I can work hard?

Okay.

We used to...

go on a lot of dates.

We never came to places like this.

We did.

Think carefully. You just don't remember.

Why are your eyes bulging even more?

She's not a robot. She's human.

This time, you think she's human?

What do you mean?

Earlier, she drank something. Now, she's eating ice cream.

- Are you hallucinating? - She really ate.

- How can a robot eat? - Exactly.

If you're going to talk nonsense, go home. I can do this alone.

Fine, Uncle.

I will prove it to you myself.

Just drink your drink.

Why are you Hoktal?

"Planet of the Apes."

No way.

You're too handsome to be a primate.

Who gave you that nickname? I'll smack him for you.

You didn't say anything during the short time I was away, did you?

Do you think they'll succeed in kissing today?

Which of them will succeed?

I am curious.

This is pretty.

- They're expensive in New York. - Do you want them?

No, I just checked out the design.

How long do we have to stay?

Until their date's over.

Then the ki...

What's that?

Never mind.

Watch out.

- Sorry. - It's fine.

It might rain.

I'll get an umbrella. Wait here.

She is a robot.

- Isn't this an interesting design? - It is.

Just a moment.

I have to go. Something urgent came up.

You're leaving already?

Can't you stay a little longer?

- It'll come soon. - What will?

The rain.

Sorry, it seems urgent.

We haven't had dinner yet.

When will our next date be?

- I'll call you. - Then...

Take this. It really will rain.

I doubt it will rain a lot.

Today's date was...

better than your hot chocolate.

Bye.

Uncle.

She's a robot.

No human could break a twig like this.

What did you want to prove?

You have way too much to learn.

It's raining.

This is what I'm using the umbrella for.

This is my favorite umbrella.

Be honored I'm sharing it with you.

Hey.

Shall I show you something?

When I use this umbrella...

to look up at the rain,

then...

I feel all my frustrations melt away.

How did someone think of this?

Was he a genius?

Or an inventor?

I'd love to...

meet the person who made this.

This is when...

you must kiss.

(I Am Not a Robot)

Just tell him you like him.

What is he going to do if you tell him that you're not a robot?

I'm pretty sure he won't kill you.

I really can't stand this.

Do you know how disgusting it feels to have to look at you?

How much more of a fool do I need to become?

You've gathered a lot of shares.

I'm going to propose...

the dismissal of Director Kim during our next board meeting.

When are you going to bring Aji 3 to me?

It was all fake?

Does that mean it was all useless?

Please let go of my hand.

No.