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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,205 --> 00:00:05,123 Previously on Future Man... 2 00:00:05,206 --> 00:00:08,417 I'm gonna run this through every DNA database 3 00:00:08,502 --> 00:00:09,794 in the world. 4 00:00:09,878 --> 00:00:13,256 Gonna run every name that dealer gave us. 5 00:00:13,339 --> 00:00:16,468 Professor Karofsky, I am, uh, Josh Pastman. 6 00:00:16,551 --> 00:00:18,094 There are people who want you dead. 7 00:00:18,178 --> 00:00:19,178 (yells) 8 00:00:19,263 --> 00:00:20,597 That's what's‐her‐name from Accounting. 9 00:00:20,681 --> 00:00:22,765 ‐I know these people. ‐Biotics can be anybody. 10 00:00:22,849 --> 00:00:24,934 Every Biotic soldier has a bomb implanted. 11 00:00:25,018 --> 00:00:27,437 It blows their head so they can't be interrogated. 12 00:00:27,521 --> 00:00:29,606 ‐We need another time machine. ‐Biotics have time machines. 13 00:00:29,690 --> 00:00:31,065 And we already know that they're in the laboratory 14 00:00:31,149 --> 00:00:32,776 that you clean, we just have to catch one. 15 00:00:32,859 --> 00:00:33,484 Okay. 16 00:00:34,777 --> 00:00:38,698 Separating Biotics from humans is not going to be easy. 17 00:00:38,781 --> 00:00:40,200 I could go Call of Zion. 18 00:00:40,283 --> 00:00:43,036 It'd be messy but it could work. 19 00:00:43,119 --> 00:00:44,787 Can you get everyone you work with in one room 20 00:00:44,871 --> 00:00:47,124 ‐that we could flood? ‐No, I can't. 21 00:00:47,207 --> 00:00:50,085 Hm, can't or won't? 22 00:00:50,167 --> 00:00:51,878 Both. 23 00:00:51,962 --> 00:00:55,881 Guys, the whole point of this was to get a Biotic alive 24 00:00:55,966 --> 00:00:58,176 and get it to tell us where its TTD is. 25 00:00:58,259 --> 00:00:59,844 Yeah, so we flush them out. 26 00:00:59,927 --> 00:01:01,637 Humans are weaker, so they die first. 27 00:01:01,722 --> 00:01:03,640 Biotics are left standing. 28 00:01:03,724 --> 00:01:04,932 We kill them all, except for one, 29 00:01:05,016 --> 00:01:08,102 deactivate its brain bomb, then the torture starts. 30 00:01:08,186 --> 00:01:09,563 Isn't there something that we can do 31 00:01:09,646 --> 00:01:12,481 that's a little more temporary, like, uh... 32 00:01:12,566 --> 00:01:17,111 like a light, non‐lethal dosage of poison or something? 33 00:01:17,194 --> 00:01:20,656 Well, Biotics, they are immune to poison. 34 00:01:20,740 --> 00:01:22,408 We could gas the vents, but I don't know, 35 00:01:22,492 --> 00:01:25,370 ‐it's too risky. ‐Ingestibles are safer. 36 00:01:25,454 --> 00:01:27,664 This place is thick with sewer mushrooms. 37 00:01:27,748 --> 00:01:29,081 Couple seconds after eating those, 38 00:01:29,165 --> 00:01:30,167 you puke, shit yourself, 39 00:01:30,250 --> 00:01:32,002 and pass out with no memory of what happened. 40 00:01:32,085 --> 00:01:33,920 Learned that the hard way. 41 00:01:34,003 --> 00:01:35,212 ‐Twice. ‐I don't know, 42 00:01:35,296 --> 00:01:36,548 too many variables, they'd all have to be 43 00:01:36,632 --> 00:01:37,966 in the same room at the same time 44 00:01:38,049 --> 00:01:39,593 eating the same thing. 45 00:01:39,676 --> 00:01:43,680 ♪ 46 00:01:43,764 --> 00:01:46,390 Kronish Ball. 47 00:01:46,474 --> 00:01:47,683 Guys, the Kronish Ball. 48 00:01:47,768 --> 00:01:49,144 It's‐‐it's our holiday party, 49 00:01:49,227 --> 00:01:50,853 it's coming up this weekend. 50 00:01:50,936 --> 00:01:52,021 Everyone gets dressed up. 51 00:01:52,104 --> 00:01:53,856 There's an open bar, there's tons of food. 52 00:01:53,939 --> 00:01:55,192 And the best part? 53 00:01:55,275 --> 00:01:57,027 Kronish gives this big speech at the end 54 00:01:57,109 --> 00:01:59,487 and it finishes with everyone eating 55 00:01:59,570 --> 00:02:02,531 one of his Kronish balls. 56 00:02:02,615 --> 00:02:04,825 They're like little chocolate truffle balls. 57 00:02:04,909 --> 00:02:06,203 That is stupid, 58 00:02:06,286 --> 00:02:07,953 even for the standards of this time. 59 00:02:08,038 --> 00:02:10,706 But the entire company has to be there. 60 00:02:10,790 --> 00:02:12,959 So any Biotics that are hiding within the lab 61 00:02:13,043 --> 00:02:15,169 have to be there as well. 62 00:02:15,252 --> 00:02:17,381 If I can get the recipe for the Kronish balls, 63 00:02:17,463 --> 00:02:19,299 do you think that we can make a poisoned version 64 00:02:19,383 --> 00:02:21,050 and then just swap it in? 65 00:02:21,134 --> 00:02:21,801 It's doable. 66 00:02:21,884 --> 00:02:22,968 Wolf, you're the poison guy. 67 00:02:23,052 --> 00:02:24,221 What do you know about cooking? 68 00:02:24,304 --> 00:02:25,889 Remove the hair, eat the meat. 69 00:02:25,972 --> 00:02:27,014 We can work with that. 70 00:02:27,098 --> 00:02:31,770 Tiger, you can go in undercover as my date. 71 00:02:31,853 --> 00:02:34,271 It's like a companion. 72 00:02:34,355 --> 00:02:35,564 ‐Mate. ‐Fine, yeah, 73 00:02:35,649 --> 00:02:37,859 I'll be your fucking date. 74 00:02:37,942 --> 00:02:39,777 (blows nostril) 75 00:02:41,530 --> 00:02:43,490 We might need some help. 76 00:02:43,573 --> 00:02:45,449 I've got to even it out. 77 00:02:45,533 --> 00:02:47,034 (blows other nostril) 78 00:02:47,118 --> 00:02:50,872 (roaring explosion) 79 00:02:54,418 --> 00:02:55,836 Yeah, so... 80 00:02:55,918 --> 00:02:57,920 Tiger and Corey are part of that job‐training program 81 00:02:58,003 --> 00:03:00,799 at work where we help the homeless. 82 00:03:00,882 --> 00:03:02,300 They really just want to contribute 83 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:03,759 to the party and just try to fit in 84 00:03:03,843 --> 00:03:04,760 the best they can. 85 00:03:04,844 --> 00:03:06,346 And both were in Afghanistan? 86 00:03:06,430 --> 00:03:08,848 Yes, the Taliban messed them up pretty good. 87 00:03:08,931 --> 00:03:10,683 So they say a lot of things that are pretty crazy, 88 00:03:10,766 --> 00:03:12,144 just try to ignore it. 89 00:03:12,227 --> 00:03:14,271 ‐He's touching the‐‐ ‐Yeah, just‐‐you've got to, 90 00:03:14,353 --> 00:03:15,688 ‐got to ignore it. ‐Well, don't worry, sweetie. 91 00:03:15,771 --> 00:03:16,981 Back in the '80s, 92 00:03:17,064 --> 00:03:19,359 when your dad and I spent that summer in the jungle, 93 00:03:19,443 --> 00:03:21,777 we saw a woman breastfeed a piglet. 94 00:03:21,861 --> 00:03:22,778 ‐Wow. ‐Mm‐hm. 95 00:03:22,862 --> 00:03:24,322 If we can handle that, we can handle these two. 96 00:03:24,406 --> 00:03:25,782 I can't thank you guys enough, 97 00:03:25,865 --> 00:03:28,742 ‐I really owe you. ‐You never owe us anything. 98 00:03:28,826 --> 00:03:30,036 Ever. 99 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:31,872 Ooh! 100 00:03:31,954 --> 00:03:34,457 (kissing, sighing) 101 00:03:35,667 --> 00:03:38,795 I have that same shirt. 102 00:03:38,878 --> 00:03:40,546 And pants. 103 00:03:45,384 --> 00:03:54,519 ♪ 104 00:03:54,603 --> 00:03:56,228 (mechanized growl) 105 00:03:56,312 --> 00:03:59,191 ♪ 106 00:03:59,274 --> 00:04:00,317 (mechanized growl) 107 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:04,445 ♪ 108 00:04:04,528 --> 00:04:06,114 (mechanized growl) 109 00:04:06,198 --> 00:04:17,875 ♪ 110 00:04:17,959 --> 00:04:19,336 (knocking) 111 00:04:19,418 --> 00:04:23,464 ‐Hey, Dr. Kronish. ‐Well, if it isn't my savior. 112 00:04:23,548 --> 00:04:25,007 You know, it turns out you were quite prophetic 113 00:04:25,091 --> 00:04:26,593 about those animal rights activists. 114 00:04:26,675 --> 00:04:29,262 Your methods were unorthodox but... 115 00:04:29,346 --> 00:04:31,639 appreciated. 116 00:04:31,723 --> 00:04:33,225 Yeah, uh, no problem. 117 00:04:33,307 --> 00:04:34,350 Hey, I just want to tell you, 118 00:04:34,433 --> 00:04:36,269 I'm really excited for the upcoming party 119 00:04:36,353 --> 00:04:38,355 and I cannot wait for those Kronish balls. 120 00:04:38,437 --> 00:04:40,524 Well, you'll have to roll that excitement back. 121 00:04:40,606 --> 00:04:42,108 The balls have been bounced. 122 00:04:42,192 --> 00:04:43,735 ‐What? ‐They're off the menu. 123 00:04:43,819 --> 00:04:45,946 Dr. Camillo scaled the whole party down 124 00:04:46,028 --> 00:04:47,531 after I gave away our research 125 00:04:47,613 --> 00:04:50,367 and cost the company billions. 126 00:04:50,449 --> 00:04:52,034 But the Dr. Kronish that I know 127 00:04:52,117 --> 00:04:54,161 would never let somebody push them around like this. 128 00:04:54,245 --> 00:04:56,331 I don't know what Dr. Kronish you're referring to. 129 00:04:56,413 --> 00:04:58,792 I'm just the face and lips of this organization. 130 00:04:58,875 --> 00:05:01,043 Stu is the business brains. 131 00:05:01,127 --> 00:05:03,547 He's been on me for years about the party anyway. 132 00:05:03,629 --> 00:05:05,923 He thinks the whole idea of toasting with chocolate balls 133 00:05:06,007 --> 00:05:07,800 is silly‐‐and it is. 134 00:05:07,884 --> 00:05:11,387 I mean, we're not Blapple, known for fun and whimsy. 135 00:05:11,471 --> 00:05:13,848 We're curing STDs here. 136 00:05:13,932 --> 00:05:17,185 We should act like it, for God's sake. 137 00:05:17,269 --> 00:05:20,187 Don't forget to bring cash for the bar. 138 00:05:22,439 --> 00:05:23,274 Okay. 139 00:05:23,358 --> 00:05:27,237 ♪ 140 00:05:27,319 --> 00:05:28,572 Now, this ganache truffle 141 00:05:28,654 --> 00:05:30,365 that you want to make for the party, 142 00:05:30,447 --> 00:05:32,324 that, my friend, is a bit of a tricky dish, 143 00:05:32,408 --> 00:05:34,244 even for a skilled chef like myself. 144 00:05:34,326 --> 00:05:36,579 So since we don't even have the recipe yet, 145 00:05:36,663 --> 00:05:38,790 let's walk before we run. 146 00:05:38,874 --> 00:05:40,207 The omelet. 147 00:05:40,292 --> 00:05:41,834 Every chef must master it. 148 00:05:41,918 --> 00:05:45,045 So, get in there and beat those eggs. 149 00:05:52,177 --> 00:05:55,891 (shouting) 150 00:05:58,183 --> 00:05:59,894 Die, egg scum! 151 00:05:59,978 --> 00:06:01,312 Egg smash! 152 00:06:01,396 --> 00:06:03,105 (grunts) 153 00:06:03,189 --> 00:06:06,901 Your shell is weak! 154 00:06:06,985 --> 00:06:09,946 (panting) 155 00:06:10,029 --> 00:06:14,451 I meant, beat the eggs in a bowl, with this. 156 00:06:14,533 --> 00:06:15,911 Hm. 157 00:06:20,874 --> 00:06:23,959 The antidote for failure is punishment. 158 00:06:26,170 --> 00:06:27,504 Son... 159 00:06:27,588 --> 00:06:30,132 I don't know how things work out in the street, 160 00:06:30,216 --> 00:06:31,468 but in my kitchen, 161 00:06:31,550 --> 00:06:33,595 the only punishment for failure... 162 00:06:33,677 --> 00:06:34,553 (knife clanks) 163 00:06:34,637 --> 00:06:36,805 ...is a hug. 164 00:06:36,889 --> 00:06:38,891 (sighs) 165 00:06:43,562 --> 00:06:45,814 Mm‐hm. 166 00:06:45,899 --> 00:06:46,899 Hm. 167 00:06:48,610 --> 00:06:49,653 Hey! 168 00:06:49,735 --> 00:06:51,487 Josh! You're still here. 169 00:06:51,571 --> 00:06:53,490 ‐Why wouldn't I be? ‐I thought you might have quit. 170 00:06:53,572 --> 00:06:55,824 A bunch of people left and didn't even give notice. 171 00:06:55,908 --> 00:06:57,034 ‐Carl... ‐Carl? 172 00:06:57,117 --> 00:06:59,329 ‐Wow, Carl's gone? ‐Janis. 173 00:06:59,411 --> 00:07:01,331 ‐Janis? ‐From Accounting. 174 00:07:01,413 --> 00:07:03,833 The girl with the pretty smile? 175 00:07:03,916 --> 00:07:04,918 (sharp thud) 176 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,961 Oh yeah, no, I don't think I ever met her. 177 00:07:07,045 --> 00:07:08,004 You also missed a full day 178 00:07:08,088 --> 00:07:09,923 of Dr. Camillo yelling at Dr. Kronish 179 00:07:10,005 --> 00:07:11,257 in front of everyone. 180 00:07:11,341 --> 00:07:13,425 What were you thinking, Elias? 181 00:07:13,509 --> 00:07:15,595 Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid! 182 00:07:15,678 --> 00:07:17,471 Dr. Kronish does not deserve that. 183 00:07:17,555 --> 00:07:21,975 Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid man! 184 00:07:22,060 --> 00:07:22,894 Hey. 185 00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:27,023 Um, maybe we could try to cheer him up. 186 00:07:27,106 --> 00:07:29,108 Do you think you can give me the recipe 187 00:07:29,192 --> 00:07:30,235 for the Kronish balls? 188 00:07:30,317 --> 00:07:32,237 I'm not sure where you're going with this. 189 00:07:32,319 --> 00:07:34,447 Well, they just took them off the menu for the party, 190 00:07:34,531 --> 00:07:35,699 and I don't know, 191 00:07:35,781 --> 00:07:37,033 thought I could just, like, surprise him, 192 00:07:37,117 --> 00:07:38,117 cheer him up. 193 00:07:38,201 --> 00:07:40,036 Oh, that's really thoughtful for a dude. 194 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:43,206 You are a real Renaissance janitor. 195 00:07:43,288 --> 00:07:46,209 Feel like you could have said "man" there, but I'll take it. 196 00:07:46,292 --> 00:07:47,918 I'll see what I can do about the recipe. 197 00:07:48,002 --> 00:07:49,086 Thank you. 198 00:07:49,170 --> 00:07:51,880 I'll email it to you tomorrow, man. 199 00:07:51,965 --> 00:07:52,966 Girl. 200 00:07:53,048 --> 00:07:54,384 Woman. 201 00:07:54,466 --> 00:07:56,302 Woman. 202 00:07:56,386 --> 00:07:57,637 Thanks. 203 00:08:01,266 --> 00:08:02,141 Mm. 204 00:08:02,225 --> 00:08:03,935 Now that the sauce is properly reduced, 205 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:05,687 correct with salt. 206 00:08:09,983 --> 00:08:13,737 Let's just not waste any more gas here. 207 00:08:13,819 --> 00:08:16,781 Corey, if you add too much or not enough of something, 208 00:08:16,865 --> 00:08:18,742 you won't get the flavor you want. 209 00:08:18,824 --> 00:08:20,744 So, too much salt? 210 00:08:20,826 --> 00:08:22,620 Cooking is about precision. 211 00:08:22,704 --> 00:08:24,913 A precise quantity cooked at a precise temperature 212 00:08:24,997 --> 00:08:27,417 for a precise time equals a chemical reaction. 213 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:30,461 A whole new profile of flavors is unleashed! 214 00:08:30,545 --> 00:08:33,173 Temperature creates a chemical reaction. 215 00:08:33,255 --> 00:08:34,256 Yes. 216 00:08:34,340 --> 00:08:37,092 Like making an arctic pulse ray. 217 00:08:37,177 --> 00:08:39,511 It uses supercharged Freon to freeze your blood, 218 00:08:39,596 --> 00:08:40,804 killing you instantly. 219 00:08:40,889 --> 00:08:45,434 Cooking is...like making one of those. 220 00:08:45,518 --> 00:08:47,644 What did they do to you over there? 221 00:08:47,729 --> 00:08:59,698 ♪ 222 00:08:59,783 --> 00:09:04,162 Lawsuits... lawsuits pending. 223 00:09:04,245 --> 00:09:05,496 Ah ha! 224 00:09:05,580 --> 00:09:07,916 ♪ 225 00:09:07,999 --> 00:09:09,958 Bingo. 226 00:09:10,043 --> 00:09:12,336 Okay. 227 00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:15,215 Let's see. 228 00:09:15,298 --> 00:09:17,133 Okay, Janis. 229 00:09:17,216 --> 00:09:20,177 Let's see where the dots connect 230 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:24,014 so I can smoke out the rest of your Biotic powers. 231 00:09:24,099 --> 00:09:27,351 Show me all your secrets. 232 00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:29,104 ‐What are you doing? ‐(exclaims) 233 00:09:29,187 --> 00:09:30,647 ‐Oh, uh‐‐ ‐Why are you going 234 00:09:30,730 --> 00:09:33,066 through people's files? 235 00:09:33,149 --> 00:09:34,859 Oh, those, yeah‐‐I, uh, 236 00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:37,861 you know, I‐‐I didn't get a chance to say goodbye 237 00:09:37,946 --> 00:09:39,697 to Carl and Janis before they left, 238 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:41,448 so I wanted to find their addresses 239 00:09:41,533 --> 00:09:43,118 and send them a little goodbye card. 240 00:09:43,201 --> 00:09:45,077 You didn't even know Janis's name this morning. 241 00:09:45,161 --> 00:09:46,703 Well, I knew her trash. 242 00:09:46,788 --> 00:09:47,996 To you, she's Janis; 243 00:09:48,081 --> 00:09:51,292 to me, she's yogurt cup, banana peel, pretty smile girl. 244 00:09:51,375 --> 00:09:53,168 You shouldn't be going through these people's files. 245 00:09:53,253 --> 00:09:56,840 It's like a serious invasion of privacy. 246 00:09:56,923 --> 00:09:58,466 Oh. 247 00:09:58,549 --> 00:10:00,009 I... 248 00:10:00,092 --> 00:10:01,344 Wow. 249 00:10:01,427 --> 00:10:05,347 Dr. Camillo's emergency contact number is just 9‐1‐1. 250 00:10:05,431 --> 00:10:06,765 Oh no. 251 00:10:06,850 --> 00:10:08,475 Nobody loves that guy. 252 00:10:08,559 --> 00:10:09,894 He yelled away everybody in his life 253 00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:11,645 that could ever love him. 254 00:10:11,729 --> 00:10:14,356 "Joshua Sasha Futterman"? 255 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:15,524 It's my grandmother's name, 256 00:10:15,607 --> 00:10:16,942 it's sentimental, please give me‐‐ 257 00:10:17,025 --> 00:10:20,697 Joshua Sasha Futterman, Joshua Sasha Futterman. 258 00:10:20,779 --> 00:10:22,072 (speaking gibberish) 259 00:10:22,157 --> 00:10:23,533 I know, if we can't read those kind of‐‐ 260 00:10:23,615 --> 00:10:25,033 Hey, back off, buddy, 261 00:10:25,118 --> 00:10:26,911 or else I'm going to rub some tree nuts on you 262 00:10:26,995 --> 00:10:29,746 so you get "golf ball size hives and welts." 263 00:10:29,831 --> 00:10:31,166 Okay, you know what, let's see what 264 00:10:31,249 --> 00:10:32,875 you're allergic to. 265 00:10:32,959 --> 00:10:34,711 Uh‐oh, do not. 266 00:10:34,793 --> 00:10:38,630 Nope, Miss Geri Elizabeth Lange. 267 00:10:38,715 --> 00:10:40,841 That's not that‐‐that's not that weird, I guess. 268 00:10:40,924 --> 00:10:44,261 Medical conditions. 269 00:10:44,345 --> 00:10:46,264 None. 270 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:47,849 Allergies. 271 00:10:47,932 --> 00:10:49,600 ♪ 272 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:52,687 ‐None. Damn it! ‐Are you having fun? 273 00:10:52,769 --> 00:10:55,023 All right, how about another sriracheeto 274 00:10:55,105 --> 00:10:56,982 while we're at it? 275 00:10:57,066 --> 00:10:59,735 ‐No thank you. ‐No? 276 00:10:59,818 --> 00:11:01,904 ‐What do you mean, no? ‐I'm good, that is gross. 277 00:11:01,988 --> 00:11:05,450 No, a secret family recipe. 278 00:11:05,533 --> 00:11:07,619 Mm, real good. 279 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:09,703 I should‐‐I should probably get going. 280 00:11:09,787 --> 00:11:10,913 Mm. 281 00:11:10,996 --> 00:11:12,164 Yeah, me too, I got to 282 00:11:12,248 --> 00:11:14,500 clean these up and everything. 283 00:11:14,583 --> 00:11:17,794 ♪ Vultures circle 284 00:11:17,879 --> 00:11:19,087 and you are the friend ♪ 285 00:11:19,172 --> 00:11:20,715 ‐We could do one more. ‐One more? 286 00:11:20,798 --> 00:11:21,758 ‐We're here. ‐We could. 287 00:11:21,841 --> 00:11:22,966 We're in it. 288 00:11:23,051 --> 00:11:25,094 Let's do it, We could do one more. 289 00:11:25,177 --> 00:11:32,851 ♪ 290 00:11:32,936 --> 00:11:34,354 Hey, hey, hey. 291 00:11:34,437 --> 00:11:35,437 I got something for you. 292 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:36,688 What did you do? 293 00:11:36,773 --> 00:11:38,899 These are noise cancelling headphones, and look. 294 00:11:38,982 --> 00:11:41,110 I put Stu blockers on them, so you don't‐‐ 295 00:11:41,193 --> 00:11:42,611 The police are here. 296 00:11:42,695 --> 00:11:43,779 What? 297 00:11:43,863 --> 00:11:46,807 They're looking for a Josh "Pastman." 298 00:11:46,849 --> 00:11:47,865 Oh, fuck. 299 00:11:47,950 --> 00:11:49,743 (police radio chatter) 300 00:11:49,826 --> 00:11:53,163 Why would you choose such a stupid cover name? 301 00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:54,373 Fuck! 302 00:11:59,788 --> 00:12:02,234 You gotta be able to find me an employee directory. 303 00:12:02,234 --> 00:12:03,254 We don't have any actually. 304 00:12:03,254 --> 00:12:04,701 I think I can find you one, though. 305 00:12:04,701 --> 00:12:06,677 ♪ 306 00:12:06,759 --> 00:12:09,221 Okay, I have to get the fuck out of here right now. 307 00:12:09,303 --> 00:12:10,972 Why is a cop looking for you? 308 00:12:11,056 --> 00:12:13,557 It's complicated, okay? 309 00:12:13,642 --> 00:12:15,143 Would you please tell me what's going on? 310 00:12:15,226 --> 00:12:20,106 ‐I can't explain it right now. ‐Josh, Josh, level with me. 311 00:12:20,190 --> 00:12:22,817 Look, okay, I'm mixed up in some things that 312 00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:26,613 the cops just can't understand right now, okay? 313 00:12:26,697 --> 00:12:29,865 But I swear to you, I did nothing wrong. 314 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:31,701 ♪ 315 00:12:31,784 --> 00:12:33,495 Can you please help me get out of here? 316 00:12:33,577 --> 00:12:36,956 ♪ 317 00:12:37,039 --> 00:12:39,334 You better be the fun kind of fugitive. 318 00:12:39,418 --> 00:12:45,756 ♪ 319 00:12:45,841 --> 00:12:46,674 Hey. 320 00:12:46,758 --> 00:12:48,384 Can I talk to you for a second? 321 00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:50,052 I've got it this, thanks. 322 00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:52,346 ♪ 323 00:12:52,431 --> 00:12:54,224 How can I help you, Detective Skaarsgard? 324 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:56,350 Earlier, you failed to mention 325 00:12:56,434 --> 00:12:59,062 that a Josh Futterman works here. 326 00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:02,732 You asked about a Josh Pastman. 327 00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:05,027 Oh, yeah, now I see it. 328 00:13:05,110 --> 00:13:08,029 Two days ago, there was a shootout at a meth lab 329 00:13:08,113 --> 00:13:09,865 down on Seventh. 330 00:13:09,947 --> 00:13:13,118 Five wounded, critically. 331 00:13:13,118 --> 00:13:14,129 Whoa. 332 00:13:16,288 --> 00:13:17,205 Hm. 333 00:13:17,288 --> 00:13:18,581 (lid slams) 334 00:13:18,664 --> 00:13:23,294 Man I'm looking for might have something to do with it. 335 00:13:23,378 --> 00:13:26,715 He, uh, might also have something to do 336 00:13:26,798 --> 00:13:31,345 with a cop killing in 1969. 337 00:13:31,427 --> 00:13:33,263 That cop? 338 00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:38,059 My partner, Jorge Santiago. 339 00:13:38,143 --> 00:13:42,147 He left a widow, belly swollen with child. 340 00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:44,482 ♪ 341 00:13:44,566 --> 00:13:48,195 The fuck do you people do here? 342 00:13:48,278 --> 00:13:50,363 Science. 343 00:13:50,447 --> 00:13:52,407 (lid slams) 344 00:13:52,490 --> 00:13:54,826 ‐Okay. ‐Okay. 345 00:13:54,909 --> 00:13:58,288 I'm going to ask you again. 346 00:13:58,370 --> 00:14:02,417 Where is Josh Futterman? 347 00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:04,211 I don't know. 348 00:14:04,293 --> 00:14:05,961 But I can tell you this: 349 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,129 Josh couldn't be involved 350 00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:09,091 'cause he wasn't alive in the '60s. 351 00:14:09,173 --> 00:14:12,427 And he's kind of dopey and charming, you know, like... 352 00:14:12,510 --> 00:14:13,677 but harmless. 353 00:14:13,761 --> 00:14:16,097 Like, not in an unattractive way. 354 00:14:16,181 --> 00:14:19,518 I used to know a guy a lot like that. 355 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:22,854 My partner, Jorge Santiago. 356 00:14:22,937 --> 00:14:25,273 ♪ 357 00:14:25,356 --> 00:14:28,610 Tell your lover boy to give me a call. 358 00:14:37,619 --> 00:14:39,830 ‐(door slams) ‐Oof! 359 00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:43,667 (gasps, spits, coughs) 360 00:14:50,841 --> 00:14:53,467 There was a towel bin? 361 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:06,940 How is something so stupid so hard? 362 00:15:07,023 --> 00:15:08,942 Weight on your toe, not on your heel. 363 00:15:09,024 --> 00:15:11,610 And whatever you do, don't look down. 364 00:15:11,695 --> 00:15:13,321 I don't know why you would wear something 365 00:15:13,404 --> 00:15:15,407 if they compromise your ability to move. 366 00:15:15,490 --> 00:15:18,326 Well, they tighten your tushie. 367 00:15:18,409 --> 00:15:21,663 ‐What? ‐Your butt. 368 00:15:21,745 --> 00:15:24,206 Everything you've been telling me these past two days? 369 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,042 Paint my face, wear colorful garb, 370 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:29,254 put on those tiny fucking stilts? 371 00:15:29,336 --> 00:15:32,798 You've reduced me to nothing more than a sewer clown. 372 00:15:32,883 --> 00:15:34,801 But look, Tiger. 373 00:15:34,884 --> 00:15:37,011 When I wear something like this, 374 00:15:37,095 --> 00:15:38,763 I feel beautiful, 375 00:15:38,846 --> 00:15:40,639 and confident and comfortable. 376 00:15:40,724 --> 00:15:41,850 I like the way I look, 377 00:15:41,932 --> 00:15:44,101 and I actually do it for myself. 378 00:15:44,186 --> 00:15:47,855 I mean, you know, sure, Gabe appreciates it. 379 00:15:47,938 --> 00:15:49,857 He calls it "the sex dress." 380 00:15:49,941 --> 00:15:53,695 Actually, this is the best way that I have found so far 381 00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:57,032 to get him away from those whale documentaries. 382 00:15:57,115 --> 00:15:58,866 Why, why is it so distracting? 383 00:15:58,950 --> 00:16:00,493 Well, because he's a man, 384 00:16:00,576 --> 00:16:03,705 and, I mean, you know how men are. 385 00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:06,207 They think with their dicks. 386 00:16:06,291 --> 00:16:07,125 You know? 387 00:16:07,208 --> 00:16:09,211 I mean, not‐‐not all men. 388 00:16:09,293 --> 00:16:14,298 But, uh‐‐no, yeah, it is all men. 389 00:16:14,381 --> 00:16:18,970 So this dress can be used to mind‐control men? 390 00:16:19,053 --> 00:16:20,221 Yeah, and some women. 391 00:16:20,304 --> 00:16:21,597 But that's besides the point. 392 00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:23,725 Look, if you don't feel comfortable in those, 393 00:16:23,807 --> 00:16:25,268 then who cares what anyone thinks? 394 00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:26,727 Why are you being so nice to me? 395 00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:28,855 What is your fucking endgame, Diane? 396 00:16:28,938 --> 00:16:31,149 No, there is no endgame, Tiger. 397 00:16:31,232 --> 00:16:32,900 It's 'cause if someone or something 398 00:16:32,984 --> 00:16:35,403 is important to Joshie, it's important to me. 399 00:16:35,486 --> 00:16:36,904 He is family. 400 00:16:36,988 --> 00:16:38,447 Yeah, well, I never had a family. 401 00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:40,115 I mean, I had a ward leader, but he was killed 402 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,868 trying to steal a sugar cube. 403 00:16:41,951 --> 00:16:43,495 I'm so sorry. 404 00:16:43,577 --> 00:16:46,373 It was my sugar cube. 405 00:16:46,456 --> 00:16:49,709 Well, you have got family all around you here 406 00:16:49,793 --> 00:16:52,754 and I am not going to let you fail, okay? 407 00:16:52,836 --> 00:16:54,047 I mean, look. 408 00:16:54,129 --> 00:16:56,716 If Joshie can learn to walk in heels, 409 00:16:56,799 --> 00:17:00,095 so can you. 410 00:17:00,177 --> 00:17:01,679 Come on. 411 00:17:01,763 --> 00:17:03,306 Yes! 412 00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:05,557 My God, what have you done? 413 00:17:05,642 --> 00:17:07,685 This is a symphony, each note is perfect. 414 00:17:07,769 --> 00:17:09,270 What is that, cardamom? 415 00:17:09,354 --> 00:17:10,521 Just a dusting, master. 416 00:17:10,605 --> 00:17:12,398 No, no, no, look at this reflection. 417 00:17:12,481 --> 00:17:13,732 There's the master. 418 00:17:13,817 --> 00:17:15,859 You have speed, skills, but more than that, 419 00:17:15,943 --> 00:17:17,487 it's like you have something to say. 420 00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:19,405 My mouth is all ears. 421 00:17:19,489 --> 00:17:21,825 I like cooking. 422 00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:24,536 I've never seen someone come so far so fast. 423 00:17:24,618 --> 00:17:26,579 You were meant for this. 424 00:17:26,663 --> 00:17:28,080 I've always been a soldier. 425 00:17:28,163 --> 00:17:29,457 Life made you a soldier. 426 00:17:29,540 --> 00:17:31,292 You were born to be a chef. 427 00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:33,961 ‐Maybe in another life. ‐No, in this life! 428 00:17:34,045 --> 00:17:38,173 You don't have to go back, they don't own you. 429 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:41,010 Do they? I'm not sure how the Army works these days. 430 00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:42,846 ♪ 431 00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:44,597 This was a beautiful dream, 432 00:17:44,681 --> 00:17:46,849 but I don't give orders, I take them. 433 00:17:46,932 --> 00:17:51,104 As soon as I have that recipe and the mission is complete, 434 00:17:51,186 --> 00:17:52,855 it's over. 435 00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:54,566 As long as we're still dreaming, 436 00:17:54,648 --> 00:17:57,109 how would you like to learn to make a soufflé? 437 00:17:57,192 --> 00:18:03,741 ♪ 438 00:18:03,825 --> 00:18:05,410 Sweet or savory? 439 00:18:05,492 --> 00:18:10,332 ♪ 440 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:15,295 Guys, guys, we're going to be late. 441 00:18:15,377 --> 00:18:16,880 These balls are going to kill. 442 00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:19,298 No, but they are going to make people shit themselves. 443 00:18:19,382 --> 00:18:21,593 Yeah, with delight! 444 00:18:21,675 --> 00:18:24,346 Okay, okay, great. 445 00:18:24,429 --> 00:18:26,847 Hey, hey, guys, we‐‐ they're loading up the car, 446 00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:28,974 we should probably get going. 447 00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:36,023 Mom, what did you do to your hair? 448 00:18:36,106 --> 00:18:39,693 I just gave it a little Tiger stripe. 449 00:18:39,778 --> 00:18:42,113 Great. 450 00:18:42,197 --> 00:18:44,449 ♪ 451 00:18:44,531 --> 00:18:48,994 ‐Whoa. ‐Oh, isn't she beautiful? 452 00:18:49,078 --> 00:18:50,454 Yeah, shockingly so. 453 00:18:50,538 --> 00:19:02,299 ♪ 454 00:19:02,384 --> 00:19:05,260 Remember, anyone who doesn't puke is a Biotic, 455 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,762 so when the fighting starts, 456 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,222 you're going to need to take cover. 457 00:19:08,306 --> 00:19:09,723 It's hard enough to kill a perf, 458 00:19:09,807 --> 00:19:11,851 ‐let alone take one alive. ‐Okay. 459 00:19:11,934 --> 00:19:14,436 (faint holiday party music) 460 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:22,737 ♪ 461 00:19:22,820 --> 00:19:24,405 There's Kronish, so play it cool. 462 00:19:24,489 --> 00:19:26,281 Your mother also trained me in the art of small talk, 463 00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:27,909 ‐so I got it. ‐Okay. 464 00:19:27,991 --> 00:19:29,576 ‐Oh, Futterman! ‐Dr. Kronish! 465 00:19:29,661 --> 00:19:33,248 ‐This party's really something. ‐It's a fucking joke. 466 00:19:33,330 --> 00:19:35,208 Please, Marigold, not now. 467 00:19:35,290 --> 00:19:37,126 Give me a drink ticket. 468 00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,086 You finished your allotment already? 469 00:19:39,170 --> 00:19:41,506 ♪ 470 00:19:41,588 --> 00:19:42,757 Take mine. 471 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:46,635 Uh, Dr. Kronish, this is my date. 472 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:50,013 ‐Hello. ‐Tyra Gerheart. 473 00:19:50,097 --> 00:19:51,641 Wow, what a party. 474 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:54,269 You look like you've lost a massive amount of weight. 475 00:19:54,352 --> 00:19:56,104 If that shake were any heartier, 476 00:19:56,186 --> 00:19:57,564 I'd have to call it a maul. 477 00:19:57,646 --> 00:19:59,441 (laughter) 478 00:19:59,523 --> 00:20:02,109 I'll be at the bar. 479 00:20:02,192 --> 00:20:04,278 Well, the wife is displeased 480 00:20:04,362 --> 00:20:06,740 with my gift to the scientific community. 481 00:20:06,823 --> 00:20:10,034 I'll be paying for that one for, oh, ever. 482 00:20:10,117 --> 00:20:11,618 Okay, well I do have a little something 483 00:20:11,702 --> 00:20:12,619 to help cheer you up. 484 00:20:12,703 --> 00:20:14,079 It's not a billion dollars, 485 00:20:14,163 --> 00:20:16,039 however, I thought that it wouldn't feel 486 00:20:16,124 --> 00:20:21,921 like the Kronish Ball without...a Kronish ball! 487 00:20:22,005 --> 00:20:23,714 Futterman! 488 00:20:23,798 --> 00:20:25,299 I'm touched. 489 00:20:25,383 --> 00:20:26,718 ‐You can't eat that. ‐(screams) 490 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,678 ‐Can't eat that right now. ‐Why not? 491 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:33,223 ♪ 492 00:20:33,307 --> 00:20:34,142 What the...? 493 00:20:34,224 --> 00:20:36,144 Here...don't! 494 00:20:36,227 --> 00:20:37,854 If you follow me, I have a surprise for you 495 00:20:37,936 --> 00:20:39,189 and I can explain everything. 496 00:20:39,271 --> 00:20:40,815 Who is this? 497 00:20:42,232 --> 00:20:44,318 Oh, I haven't seen a confectioner's dusting 498 00:20:44,402 --> 00:20:46,613 like this since my last trip to Belgium! 499 00:20:46,695 --> 00:20:47,822 (laughs) 500 00:20:47,905 --> 00:20:49,115 All right, you got the balls, 501 00:20:49,199 --> 00:20:52,035 what do you say you give the toast? 502 00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:54,412 It's a nice gesture, Futterman. 503 00:20:54,496 --> 00:20:56,330 But Stu's on the warpath. 504 00:20:56,413 --> 00:20:57,248 A toast with these 505 00:20:57,332 --> 00:21:00,460 would be an outright declaration of war. 506 00:21:00,542 --> 00:21:03,086 Oh, what do we have here? 507 00:21:03,171 --> 00:21:05,088 You guys brainstorming new ways 508 00:21:05,173 --> 00:21:07,842 to set piles of money on fire? 509 00:21:07,925 --> 00:21:10,886 Oh, hell no. 510 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,846 You have got a lot of nerve, Elias. 511 00:21:12,931 --> 00:21:14,015 No, no, no, it was me. 512 00:21:14,097 --> 00:21:15,349 It was my idea to bring them. 513 00:21:15,432 --> 00:21:17,477 Even more nerve! 514 00:21:19,394 --> 00:21:22,147 That's for my yacht. 515 00:21:22,231 --> 00:21:24,150 That's for the helicopter that was going to land 516 00:21:24,233 --> 00:21:25,567 on my yacht! 517 00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:28,654 This is for my seat at SpaceX! 518 00:21:28,738 --> 00:21:30,865 ‐First wife! ‐Okay, okay, okay! 519 00:21:30,949 --> 00:21:34,743 Second wife! Mistress, mistress! Jetpack! 520 00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:37,079 G5, G7! 521 00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:40,375 (shouting, grunting) 522 00:21:40,458 --> 00:21:43,545 Michael Jackson's catalogue! Bobby's pre-school! 523 00:21:43,627 --> 00:21:45,505 Kids' therapy! 524 00:21:45,587 --> 00:21:48,799 (rambling) Album. 525 00:21:48,883 --> 00:21:52,095 (grunting, panting) 526 00:21:52,177 --> 00:21:56,223 Well, Dr. Camillo. 527 00:21:56,307 --> 00:21:58,684 Fortunately, I have two balls left, 528 00:21:58,768 --> 00:22:00,644 which I intend to use right now. 529 00:22:00,728 --> 00:22:01,895 Last time I checked, 530 00:22:01,980 --> 00:22:04,566 you had 49 percent of the company. 531 00:22:04,648 --> 00:22:05,942 You're fired! 532 00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:07,234 You wouldn't dare! 533 00:22:07,317 --> 00:22:08,944 Now, if you'll excuse me, 534 00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:11,530 ‐I have a toast to give. ‐No you don't! 535 00:22:11,614 --> 00:22:13,115 You need me, Elias! 536 00:22:13,199 --> 00:22:14,867 You are nothing without me! 537 00:22:14,951 --> 00:22:16,493 I can get you more balls, Dr. Kronish! 538 00:22:16,577 --> 00:22:18,453 It's not about the balls, son. 539 00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:21,374 Yes it is, it's all about the balls! 540 00:22:21,457 --> 00:22:28,131 ♪ 541 00:22:28,213 --> 00:22:31,134 What kind of monster would do this? 542 00:22:31,217 --> 00:22:33,677 Fuck this, back to Plan A, Operation Gas Chamber. 543 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,596 Oh, no, no, no, no; guys, the toast is still on. 544 00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:36,972 This plan's going to work, all right? 545 00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:39,057 Wolf, I need you to make 150 more of these balls 546 00:22:39,142 --> 00:22:41,102 right now before Kronish gets up there. 547 00:22:41,184 --> 00:22:43,270 You talking about a Quickfire challenge? 548 00:22:43,354 --> 00:22:45,355 The quickest. 549 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:48,692 Okay, and Tiger? 550 00:22:48,776 --> 00:22:51,320 ‐I need you to take someone out. ‐Done. 551 00:22:51,403 --> 00:22:54,406 ♪ 552 00:22:54,490 --> 00:22:56,159 Stop what you're doing! 553 00:22:56,241 --> 00:22:58,201 We're making 150 ganache truffles 554 00:22:58,286 --> 00:22:59,578 in the next 10 minutes. 555 00:22:59,662 --> 00:23:01,748 Those aren't even on the menu, dude. 556 00:23:01,830 --> 00:23:05,460 ♪ 557 00:23:05,542 --> 00:23:10,213 I know some‐‐no, all of you don't want to be here tonight. 558 00:23:10,298 --> 00:23:11,214 No shit. 559 00:23:11,298 --> 00:23:12,717 You should. 560 00:23:12,799 --> 00:23:15,010 Cooking is a privilege. 561 00:23:15,094 --> 00:23:18,640 Tonight, I want you to remember your first chop. 562 00:23:18,722 --> 00:23:20,098 ♪ 563 00:23:20,182 --> 00:23:22,393 Your first reduction. 564 00:23:22,477 --> 00:23:26,439 Tonight, I want you to be heroes‐‐ 565 00:23:26,521 --> 00:23:28,523 nay, gods. 566 00:23:28,607 --> 00:23:31,736 Better than gods, chefs! 567 00:23:31,818 --> 00:23:33,654 So bring me your butter, 568 00:23:33,738 --> 00:23:36,031 bring me your Valrhona chocolate, 569 00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:38,826 and bring me your... 570 00:23:38,910 --> 00:23:41,078 (liquid trickling) 571 00:23:41,162 --> 00:23:43,664 ...heavy cream. 572 00:23:43,748 --> 00:23:47,710 Fuck you, Elias, fuck you, Elias. 573 00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:50,296 I'm the king of the microphones! 574 00:23:50,380 --> 00:23:53,840 Okay, so that drunk ass over there is Stu Camillo. 575 00:23:53,924 --> 00:23:56,844 Can't make a speech without one of these babies! 576 00:23:56,927 --> 00:23:58,637 I need you to neutralize him. 577 00:23:58,721 --> 00:23:59,596 Copy that. 578 00:23:59,681 --> 00:24:02,307 Commencing Operation Whale Documentary. 579 00:24:02,392 --> 00:24:04,727 ‐Fuck you! ‐What? 580 00:24:04,810 --> 00:24:06,169 (music, party chatter) 581 00:24:06,252 --> 00:24:08,564 Somebody is using this shit and it's not me. 582 00:24:13,778 --> 00:24:14,945 Hey. 583 00:24:18,490 --> 00:24:21,868 Can I, uh, buy you a drink? 584 00:24:26,665 --> 00:24:28,084 Geri. 585 00:24:28,166 --> 00:24:29,544 Geri. 586 00:24:29,626 --> 00:24:30,836 Geri! 587 00:24:35,090 --> 00:24:37,844 ♪ 588 00:24:37,926 --> 00:24:38,885 Your girlfriend's 589 00:24:38,970 --> 00:24:40,096 very beautiful. 590 00:24:40,179 --> 00:24:41,055 Girlfriend? 591 00:24:41,138 --> 00:24:42,390 No, no, no, it's nothing like that, 592 00:24:42,472 --> 00:24:44,142 she's not my girlfriend, okay, she's someone 593 00:24:44,224 --> 00:24:45,434 that I work with, okay? 594 00:24:45,518 --> 00:24:47,729 It's more like a partnership than anything. 595 00:24:47,811 --> 00:24:49,188 There's nothing romantic at all. 596 00:24:49,271 --> 00:24:51,732 Dude, I just saw you holding her hand. 597 00:24:51,816 --> 00:24:54,861 Yeah, but that's not what it looks like. 598 00:24:54,943 --> 00:24:56,403 Okay, that woman in there? 599 00:24:56,487 --> 00:24:57,404 She's used me. 600 00:24:57,488 --> 00:24:59,574 She's endangered my life and to be honest, 601 00:24:59,656 --> 00:25:01,576 I don't even think she likes me as a person. 602 00:25:01,659 --> 00:25:03,201 With any luck, she's going to be gone soon. 603 00:25:03,286 --> 00:25:05,288 Like, really really far away forever. 604 00:25:05,371 --> 00:25:06,538 Josh, I don't really know you 605 00:25:06,622 --> 00:25:08,750 and you definitely don't know me, so... 606 00:25:08,833 --> 00:25:12,045 just let's not, okay? 607 00:25:14,463 --> 00:25:15,631 (door closes) 608 00:25:15,714 --> 00:25:28,102 ♪ 609 00:25:28,185 --> 00:25:29,561 Divine. 610 00:25:29,644 --> 00:25:32,647 You know this needs to chill for five hours, right? 611 00:25:32,731 --> 00:25:34,567 Leave that to me, Damian. 612 00:25:34,650 --> 00:25:38,278 ♪ 613 00:25:38,362 --> 00:25:41,074 (sparking, crash) 614 00:25:41,156 --> 00:25:46,287 ♪ 615 00:25:46,369 --> 00:25:47,829 Don't stop stirring! 616 00:25:47,913 --> 00:25:50,083 I want a texture of pure velvet! 617 00:25:50,165 --> 00:25:53,877 ♪ 618 00:25:59,383 --> 00:26:02,220 Lurking outside of a bathroom is not a good look. 619 00:26:02,303 --> 00:26:04,721 Wait, I do know you. 620 00:26:04,806 --> 00:26:06,848 Okay, look, I know that you always cut 621 00:26:06,932 --> 00:26:08,683 the plastic soda rings that you have 622 00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:10,394 so that way, the fish don't choke. 623 00:26:10,478 --> 00:26:11,604 Which is so thoughtful. 624 00:26:11,686 --> 00:26:13,271 And I also know that you're really funny, 625 00:26:13,355 --> 00:26:14,898 because you always make those doodles 626 00:26:14,981 --> 00:26:16,817 of possums probing scientists. 627 00:26:16,901 --> 00:26:19,319 Are you looking through my trash? 628 00:26:19,403 --> 00:26:20,821 Yes. 629 00:26:20,904 --> 00:26:22,155 No. 630 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:23,240 Sort of. 631 00:26:23,324 --> 00:26:24,784 But I've learned things. 632 00:26:24,866 --> 00:26:27,244 Like, you're really caring. 633 00:26:27,327 --> 00:26:30,080 You know, like, you write thank‐you notes by hand. 634 00:26:30,163 --> 00:26:31,582 No one does that. 635 00:26:31,665 --> 00:26:34,501 And you're super, super creative. 636 00:26:34,585 --> 00:26:38,005 You take the most boring everyday sandwich wrapper 637 00:26:38,088 --> 00:26:41,675 and you make it into an origami masterpiece. 638 00:26:41,759 --> 00:26:43,094 I keep all of them. 639 00:26:43,176 --> 00:26:44,971 Like the crane, the dragon boat. 640 00:26:45,054 --> 00:26:46,847 I'm going to go ahead and stop you. 641 00:26:46,931 --> 00:26:50,559 You're walking a razor's edge between creepy and romantic. 642 00:26:50,643 --> 00:26:53,563 ♪ 643 00:26:53,645 --> 00:26:55,605 Which...which way am I leaning? 644 00:26:55,690 --> 00:27:04,490 ♪ 645 00:27:04,574 --> 00:27:06,491 Stop looking through my trash. 646 00:27:06,576 --> 00:27:07,535 ‐Deal. ‐Okay. 647 00:27:07,617 --> 00:27:09,162 Yeah. 648 00:27:09,244 --> 00:27:13,540 ♪ 649 00:27:13,624 --> 00:27:16,085 (utensils clinking glasses) Can I get everyone's attention please? 650 00:27:16,169 --> 00:27:17,502 Oh my God. 651 00:27:17,586 --> 00:27:20,463 ‐I can't miss that toast, I can't miss that toast! ‐Let's give it up for Dr. Kronish. 652 00:27:20,548 --> 00:27:21,715 You can't miss the toast? 653 00:27:21,798 --> 00:27:22,758 No, I can't! 654 00:27:22,842 --> 00:27:24,719 Uh, I'm sorry, I have to‐‐ 655 00:27:24,801 --> 00:27:25,803 I've got to go. 656 00:27:25,886 --> 00:27:27,471 I'll talk to you later! 657 00:27:29,390 --> 00:27:33,560 Uh, I didn't think I'd be making this speech tonight. 658 00:27:33,644 --> 00:27:34,895 You shouldn't! 659 00:27:34,979 --> 00:27:37,355 Ladies and gentlemen, my‐‐my wife, Marigold. 660 00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:40,067 ♪ 661 00:27:40,151 --> 00:27:42,403 The sun is not setting on Kronish Labs. 662 00:27:42,486 --> 00:27:43,445 Where are the balls? 663 00:27:43,528 --> 00:27:45,323 There's still work to be done. 664 00:27:45,405 --> 00:27:47,575 The people who milked possums yesterday 665 00:27:47,657 --> 00:27:50,952 will be milking possums tomorrow. 666 00:27:51,037 --> 00:27:54,957 You're a hard man to find, Mr. Futterman. 667 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:59,545 Or should I call you Mr. Pastman, hm? 668 00:27:59,628 --> 00:28:04,674 ♪ 669 00:28:04,759 --> 00:28:07,345 If this arctic pulse ray doesn't work, 670 00:28:07,428 --> 00:28:10,096 we're all going to die. 671 00:28:10,181 --> 00:28:13,934 (whooshing roar) 672 00:28:15,810 --> 00:28:17,229 Shut up. 673 00:28:17,313 --> 00:28:19,105 You desire me. 674 00:28:19,190 --> 00:28:20,023 Yeah. 675 00:28:20,106 --> 00:28:22,067 And your desire for me makes you weak. 676 00:28:22,151 --> 00:28:23,443 ♪ 677 00:28:23,527 --> 00:28:24,778 So weak. 678 00:28:24,862 --> 00:28:26,113 The real value of this company 679 00:28:26,196 --> 00:28:27,865 is not in its stock price 680 00:28:27,949 --> 00:28:30,409 but in its employees. 681 00:28:30,492 --> 00:28:33,037 And I've been inspired by someone who has courage 682 00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:34,246 and speaks the truth 683 00:28:34,329 --> 00:28:36,039 and is as kind and thoughtful 684 00:28:36,123 --> 00:28:37,959 as anyone that I've ever met. 685 00:28:38,041 --> 00:28:40,711 I didn't shoot any fucking meth dealers! 686 00:28:40,795 --> 00:28:42,212 All right, I'm 23 years old. 687 00:28:42,296 --> 00:28:43,881 How could I have possibly killed your partner 688 00:28:43,964 --> 00:28:46,133 the night of the moon landing? 689 00:28:46,217 --> 00:28:50,011 I never said "night of the moon landing." 690 00:28:50,096 --> 00:28:53,432 I want you to lick every drop of chocolate 691 00:28:53,516 --> 00:28:56,352 off your hands while I watch. 692 00:28:56,434 --> 00:29:01,982 ♪ 693 00:29:02,066 --> 00:29:04,234 So let us one and all 694 00:29:04,317 --> 00:29:06,153 raise a ball. 695 00:29:06,237 --> 00:29:12,410 Next year, Kronish Labs will go down in herpstory! 696 00:29:12,492 --> 00:29:14,494 And... 697 00:29:14,577 --> 00:29:17,326 (makes satisfied noises) 698 00:29:17,326 --> 00:29:19,583 Rich and velvety with light notes of caramel. 699 00:29:19,583 --> 00:29:23,045 Mm, yes, isn't that good? 700 00:29:23,128 --> 00:29:27,842 Delicious! Ugh. You dog on tasty balls! 701 00:29:27,842 --> 00:29:29,551 (Kronish laughs) Merry Christmas to all! 702 00:29:30,970 --> 00:29:34,265 ♪ 703 00:29:34,347 --> 00:29:36,433 All right. 704 00:29:36,517 --> 00:29:40,104 What do you want me to lick next? 705 00:29:40,186 --> 00:29:41,730 (stomach rumbles) 706 00:29:41,814 --> 00:29:43,648 Uh‐oh. 707 00:29:45,192 --> 00:29:46,986 ‐You're going to need this. ‐Hey, my coat! 708 00:29:47,068 --> 00:29:49,864 (retches) 709 00:29:49,947 --> 00:29:52,199 (coughs) 710 00:29:52,282 --> 00:29:54,660 ♪ 711 00:29:54,743 --> 00:29:56,412 So good. 712 00:29:56,494 --> 00:29:59,582 I earned it. 713 00:29:59,664 --> 00:30:01,750 Mm, damn. 714 00:30:01,834 --> 00:30:05,880 Vengeance isn't the only thing that tastes sweet. 715 00:30:05,962 --> 00:30:08,965 (stomach rumbles) 716 00:30:09,049 --> 00:30:10,800 (groaning) 717 00:30:10,884 --> 00:30:14,888 Oh, vengeance isn't sitting so well. 718 00:30:14,971 --> 00:30:16,432 (flatulence rippling) 719 00:30:16,515 --> 00:30:18,893 Uh, Detective, I'm really sorry about all this, 720 00:30:18,976 --> 00:30:20,685 and I'm sorry about your partner 721 00:30:20,769 --> 00:30:22,605 and his pregnant wife! 722 00:30:22,688 --> 00:30:26,776 Belly swollen with child! 723 00:30:26,858 --> 00:30:30,653 (Christmas music, retching) 724 00:30:32,740 --> 00:30:34,700 ♪ Come on, it's lovely weather 725 00:30:34,784 --> 00:30:37,869 for a sleigh ride together with you ♪ 726 00:30:37,952 --> 00:30:40,998 ♪ Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling ♪ 727 00:30:41,082 --> 00:30:43,709 I'm Icarus! 728 00:30:43,792 --> 00:30:47,253 Kenneth, from Payroll! 729 00:30:47,337 --> 00:30:49,673 Jim and Donna, from HR? 730 00:30:49,757 --> 00:30:54,886 ♪ 731 00:30:54,970 --> 00:30:56,888 Striking cane block! 732 00:30:56,971 --> 00:31:02,269 ♪ 733 00:31:02,353 --> 00:31:03,813 Crystal amber shield! 734 00:31:03,895 --> 00:31:08,108 ♪ 735 00:31:08,192 --> 00:31:09,943 Brain freeze! 736 00:31:10,027 --> 00:31:11,569 ♪ 737 00:31:11,653 --> 00:31:14,615 Clear! 738 00:31:14,698 --> 00:31:16,325 (thudding) 739 00:31:16,407 --> 00:31:28,586 ♪ 740 00:31:28,671 --> 00:31:30,213 Cunt punt! 741 00:31:30,297 --> 00:31:33,509 ♪ 742 00:31:33,592 --> 00:31:35,344 Table throw! 743 00:31:35,426 --> 00:31:38,596 ♪ 744 00:31:38,681 --> 00:31:40,182 You're doing a great job, keep it up! 745 00:31:40,266 --> 00:31:41,724 Fuck you! 746 00:31:41,808 --> 00:31:44,979 ♪ 747 00:31:45,061 --> 00:31:47,397 Oh, God! 748 00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:48,648 (screams) 749 00:31:48,731 --> 00:31:49,775 Wrist bite! 750 00:31:49,858 --> 00:31:51,442 Paring knife! 751 00:31:51,527 --> 00:31:52,361 Clear. 752 00:31:52,443 --> 00:31:53,988 Keep that one alive. 753 00:31:54,070 --> 00:31:56,824 ♪ 754 00:31:56,906 --> 00:31:58,366 Kronish! 755 00:31:58,450 --> 00:32:04,248 ♪ 756 00:32:04,330 --> 00:32:05,665 You're coming with us. 757 00:32:05,749 --> 00:32:07,334 Fuck you, resistant scum! 758 00:32:07,417 --> 00:32:13,673 ♪ 759 00:32:13,757 --> 00:32:16,218 Son of a perf cock! 760 00:32:16,301 --> 00:32:18,345 He landed right on that lower‐case T. 761 00:32:18,429 --> 00:32:20,221 We're out of Biotics. 762 00:32:20,306 --> 00:32:22,266 Guys, there's one more down here! 763 00:32:22,348 --> 00:32:33,943 ♪ 764 00:32:34,028 --> 00:32:36,488 No, please tell me you shat your dress. 765 00:32:36,572 --> 00:32:44,579 ♪ 766 00:32:44,663 --> 00:32:46,373 No, no, no, no, no! 767 00:32:46,457 --> 00:32:50,461 ♪ 768 00:32:50,544 --> 00:32:53,463 (scuffling, struggling) 769 00:32:53,547 --> 00:32:58,469 ♪ 770 00:32:58,551 --> 00:33:01,596 (grunting) 771 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:03,223 Shit, this is nuts. 772 00:33:03,307 --> 00:33:13,107 ♪ 773 00:33:13,192 --> 00:33:14,692 Bye‐bye, brain bomb. 774 00:33:14,777 --> 00:33:21,200 ♪ 775 00:33:21,282 --> 00:33:23,201 (screaming) 776 00:33:23,285 --> 00:33:25,119 ♪ 777 00:33:25,203 --> 00:33:27,664 (clattering) 778 00:33:27,748 --> 00:33:38,592 ♪ 779 00:33:38,675 --> 00:33:39,676 (timer beeping) 780 00:33:39,759 --> 00:33:41,261 She's going to detonate! 781 00:33:41,345 --> 00:33:43,721 (timer beeping) 782 00:33:43,806 --> 00:33:52,189 ♪ 783 00:33:52,272 --> 00:33:53,440 (sharp thud) 784 00:33:53,523 --> 00:33:54,983 (exclaims) 785 00:33:55,067 --> 00:33:57,278 Finally found a use for those things. 786 00:33:57,361 --> 00:33:59,279 ♪ 787 00:33:59,363 --> 00:34:01,198 (monitor beeps) 788 00:34:01,281 --> 00:34:02,782 She's alive, but we got a problem. 789 00:34:02,865 --> 00:34:04,410 ‐What, is she going to pop? ‐Not yet. 790 00:34:04,492 --> 00:34:05,911 Didn't get a clean hit. 791 00:34:05,994 --> 00:34:08,871 Bomb's delayed, not deactivated. 792 00:34:08,956 --> 00:34:11,416 ‐Cool move, though. ‐How long until her head blows? 793 00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:12,918 28 minutes. 794 00:34:13,001 --> 00:34:15,963 ♪ 795 00:34:16,045 --> 00:34:17,840 I really thought she liked me. 796 00:34:17,922 --> 00:35:04,762 ♪ 53466

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