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There.
There we go, Larry.
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Let me get this
cotton out for you
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and you'll be ready
for Dr. Funkhouser.
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Thank you,
Delilah.
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- Hey, Saul.
- How you doing? Feeling all right?
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- How are you?
- Uh, lost a crown.
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Sorry about last time.
You're not gonna throw up this time.
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- I swear.
- I hope not.
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Why didn't you tell me
that you're allergic?
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- I can't do the gas. It makes me sick.
- Go "ah."
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- What's this?
- We have to do this. It's insurance.
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- Open up.
- You're taking a picture of my mouth?
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Wide, open up wide.
That's very, very angry and red today.
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But I think
it's gonna be fine.
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By the way, it was very
nice of you to RSVP
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for my uncle Leo's
testimonial.
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How could I miss
his testimonial?
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I've got people
coming from Russia.
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- Really?
- A cousin coming from Russia.
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I don't see him playing golf anymore.
Does he still play?
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- My uncle Leo, he's no spring chicken.
- Yeah, I know.
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Sometimes he's feeling
like he could do it,
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and sometimes he doesn't want
to embarrass himself.
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- Roll up and we'll do this.
- What's going on here?
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It's a little sedative. You can't
take the gas, this is the alternative.
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Roll up the sleeve
and we'll do it.
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Come on, come on, come on.
You afraid of the needle?
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No, you know what?
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I'm just concerned
that if I roll it up,
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it's gonna lose
its elasticity.
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You see how it kind of
clings to the wrist now?
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They call it an elastic cuff
for a reason, 'cause it snaps back.
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You'd think it would, but it's
not like a sock. A sock snaps back.
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You can wear a sock
500 times with no problem.
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No, socks are cheap,
they don't snap back.
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- It takes more than once...
- Believe me,
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on very few subjects
I'm a expert on,
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and I'm an expert
on elastic.
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All right,
you know what, Larry?
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If you're that concerned about it,
just take it off.
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- Then you don't have to worry about it.
- Okay.
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Excuse me, Mr. Sherman
is on the phone.
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- Talk to him. I'm with a patient.
- He needs to talk to you.
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- Why?
- Root canal. He's called three times.
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Okay, fine. You know what?
We're gonna roll this right up
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- because I haven't got the time.
- I was gonna take it off.
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I have people with real problems
in there and I have to do this now.
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I have an hysteric
on the phone,
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I have people
in the waiting room,
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and this is enough already!
It's enough.
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Know what I'm saying?
Five minutes, you're gonna feel fine.
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- What line is it?
- Line one.
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Oh, great. Look, he ruined the shirt.
Look at this cuff.
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And it's flopping all over the place.
Look at that.
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- What's with him?
- He's not himself right now.
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His uncle
has Hodgkin's.
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Yeah, but it's
the good Hodgkin's.
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I didn't know there
was a good Hodgkin's.
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I'm not saying it's a great Hodgkin's.
It's a good Hodgkin's.
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- I'll get it.
- Hey, Pop.
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- Mmm?
- Do me a favor, okay?
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Next time you use
the bathroom,
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make sure to keep
the seat down.
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What are you,
pussy-whipped?
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It's not really about her,
it's about me.
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- I pee sitting down.
- How long you been doing that?
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Well, it started because I was
getting up to go at night sometimes
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and I didn't feel like
putting the light on,
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so I would sit down,
and then I, you know,
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I got very comfortable
with it.
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Comfortable with...
a man doesn't do that.
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- A man stands up to pee.
- I like to sit down,
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and I don't want to wind up
in the toilet
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because you're keeping the seat up.
Keep it down.
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You stand like a person.
I'm very upset with this. This is crazy.
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You know what
Winston Churchill said?
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Why stand when you can sit?
Have you ever heard that expression?
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No, I never heard that.
But I don't think he meant the toilet.
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Do you want me to get those
glaucoma drops for you at the drugstore?
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Yes, I'm just about
out of them.
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- Pick up the drops for me. Thank you.
- Okay.
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Larry, so that
was Susie.
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Um, they're having
a dinner party on Friday.
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Because of the Funkhouser
testimonial,
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they're having a little,
you know, dinner party
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with Marty Funkhouser
and Ann and they have their cousins
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coming in
from Russia, so...
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And Ted Danson will
be there with Mary.
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Oh, okay.
Ted asked us to take care of his dog.
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They're going out of town
for a couple of days, so I said okay.
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- Us?
- Oh, you're not gonna do anything?
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It's just gonna be me?
Okay, fine.
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- I like dogs, I'm very happy to do it.
- Okay, you do that.
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Look what this dentist
did to my shirt today.
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- What happened? It's all stretched out.
- Yeah, I know.
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No matter where I sit at these
dinner parties, it always seems
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like every conversation is more interesting
than the one I've having.
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Right. Except when you're
sitting next to me.
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No, it still
feels that way.
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What are you doing?
what have you got, the mail?
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Yeah, I grabbed it
on the way out.
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Oh, a bill from
Dr. Funkhouser.
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- Already?
- Wonder if Saul's gonna be there?
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He didn't mention anything about it.
I just saw him.
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I can't believe he already sent a bill.
That was fast.
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He needs his money.
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Eeew, aaah!
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- Oh!
- Oh my God.
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- What are you, crazy? What's going on?
- What is that?
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"Here's a copy of the picture
of your tooth for insurance purposes"?
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- My tooth? That's my tooth?
- Oh my God!
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- That's in your mouth?!
- What are they sending it to me for?
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Why didn't they send it to the insurance
company? I don't need that!
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My God!
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This is great. You came from Russia
for your uncle's testimonial?
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- His favorite uncle.
- Favorite uncle, huh?
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It's nice. You get to see
your cousin Marty, right?
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He loves Marty.
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I like talking
through a translator.
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It's fun, yeah.
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I wish I could do
this with my wife.
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What's with the bare feet?
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It's more comfortable this way.
Feels like at home.
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Oh, yeah?
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Where did... where do you...
where do you buy your glasses,
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- in France?
- Los Angeles.
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- Can he try it on?
- You know what?
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I don't really like people
trying my glasses on.
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- Just for one minute.
- I'd rather not.
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I'm a little
uncomfortable with it.
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- He's a guest here, so, like...
- I understand,
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but that doesn't mean I need him
to try on my glass... no, no, nyet!
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No!
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What are you doing?
No! Nyet!
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Okay.
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This Russian is nuts.
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He just grabbed
for my glasses.
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- Out of nowhere?
- He wanted to try them on.
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I said I don't like when
people try my glasses on.
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- He just grabbed for them?
- Yeah. And what's with the no shoes?
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Great, I have to have dinner and look
at his disgusting feet all night?
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They'll be
under the table.
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- Where's Ted and Mary?
- Movie premiere. They couldn't make it.
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Oh, too bad, too bad.
It would've been nice to have him here.
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Instead of all
these Funkhousers.
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Yeah, it's chock
full of Funkhousers.
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Jeffrey, I need
you in the kitchen, honey.
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Oskie, come here, boy.
Come here, boy. Yeah.
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Who's a good boy?
Yeah, he's a good boy.
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Oh, what a good boy.
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Yeah, good boy.
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Enjoying the dog?
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Dinner's served.
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And he's gonna
take care of Ted's dog.
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Very good.
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You can stay up
till 10:00, young lady.
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- Hi, Larry.
- Hi, Sammi.
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Maybe you should
take your shoes off like that guy.
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Take my shoes off like that guy?
I don't think so.
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- You could be twins.
- I don't want to be twins with him.
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Oh, no, come on, Sammi.
What are you doing?
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Sammi, Sammi, come on!
Give me that sneaker. Sammi!
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Hey, Lar, you ever hear
of Denta Friend?
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- Denta Friend? No.
- It's a new sonic toothbrush
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that would really
get rid of your plaque.
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What are you talking about, get rid
of my plaque? I don't have plaque.
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My cousin's hygienist
told me you had plaque.
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Your cousin's hygienist
told you I have a lot of plaque?
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What's the big deal?
Plaque is not a serious disease.
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First of all, number one,
I don't have any plaque.
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Number two, she shouldn't
be talking about it.
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That's a breach
of patient/hygienist confidentiality.
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There is no patient/hygienist
confidentiality.
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- You're so wrong.
- It's unethical. Maybe not legally
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like a doctor or a lawyer,
but it's unethical is what he's saying.
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It's totally unethical.
And I don't have any plaque.
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- Do I have an electric toothbrush?
- He has.
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- How often do I floss?
- At least twice a day.
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Tell him I don't have any plaque.
Did you tell him that?
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- You have plaque.
- You want to have a plaque contest?
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- Anytime you want.
- Anytime you want.
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- Let's have a plaque contest.
- Fine, you want to?
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Challenge me, just
like you do in golf.
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By the way, that tip... remember the tip I
gave you at Ben Stiller's house?
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- Have you tried it?
- Best tip I ever got.
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- Fantastic tip?
- Hold it, hold it.
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I've got a tip that will
save your game. Change it.
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It's the easiest thing...
the weatherman gave it to me.
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Weatherman gave you
a good golf tip?
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I played with him two weeks ago
and it's changed my entire game.
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- And it is so simple.
- Really? What is it?
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- Lock your hands... this way.
- Which? Okay.
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- Instead of bringing your
hands back like this... - Right.
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You start the rotation...
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Sammi!
Sammi!
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What is it?
What? What?
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What is that? What is this?
Oh, it's disgusting.
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- What the hell is this?
- Hey, wait a second.
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- What is...
- That's a picture of my tooth.
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- The dentist took it for insurance.
- Where did you get that?
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- It just fell out of Larry's jacket.
- Fell out of my jacket?
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What are you leaving
stuff out like that for?
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What are you bringing that
into a person's house for?
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She took the mail
into my car.
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- Why would you bring it in their house?
- Disgusting, Larry.
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- She went through my pocket.
- You know what?
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I think we're gonna leave.
We had a great time.
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- Thank you very much.
- I'm sorry about this.
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- See you at the testimonial.
- I was getting a crown.
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- That's all, and...
- Goodbye. Thanks.
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She shouldn't have been
going through the papers.
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- It's disgusting.
- It is disgusting, believe me.
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I think we're gonna leave.
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- I'm not feeling very well.
- What, you're not well?
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- No, I had too much cake.
- Oh.
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Oh, um, I need my...
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uh, my sneaker.
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- Larry, now is not the time, okay?
- Okay.
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You can go home
without your sneaker.
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You have more
sneakers at home.
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- Your sock might get dirty.
- Sammi, where's my...
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Larry!
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It's okay.
You're gonna be okay.
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She could have told me
where the sneaker was.
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It's not that hard.
226
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"In the closet,"
three words.
227
00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:28,447
One word..."closet."
How about that?
228
00:11:28,487 --> 00:11:30,421
And how about
that hygienist?
229
00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:33,186
It's like, if you go
to a prostitute
230
00:11:33,225 --> 00:11:36,626
and the prostitute goes around
telling everybody you got a small penis.
231
00:11:36,662 --> 00:11:39,597
Not that I've ever
been to a prostitute.
232
00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:42,965
Not that I have
a small penis.
233
00:11:43,002 --> 00:11:46,335
You plunk down
$300 for a hooker,
234
00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:49,000
expect her to keep
her mouth shut.
235
00:11:50,676 --> 00:11:54,077
I'm only guessing $300.
What do I know? What?
236
00:11:54,113 --> 00:11:56,206
My stomach
is killing me.
237
00:11:56,248 --> 00:11:58,842
I am never gonna eat
at their house again.
238
00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:02,445
I swear, I don't know what Susie
does when she cooks, but it's awful.
239
00:12:02,488 --> 00:12:04,683
Yeah, it was really
pretty bad, wasn't it?
240
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,248
Oh my God,
it was so bad.
241
00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:08,760
I was trying to make
myself throw up.
242
00:12:08,794 --> 00:12:12,093
- That's how bad it is.
- Oh, God, poor thing.
243
00:12:12,131 --> 00:12:14,395
Oh, just feel
like I need...
244
00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:16,298
Oh, quiet quiet.
The weatherman's on.
245
00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:18,803
By the beaches it is
a bit cool, around 70�.
246
00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:22,103
But tomorrow's forecast, folks,
I'm sorry to say it, it is rain.
247
00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:25,008
thundershowers, the big ones,
folks, all day.
248
00:12:25,044 --> 00:12:27,877
So for you golfers out there,
better find something else to do.
249
00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:29,881
I know I'll be watching that "Godfather"
trilogy.
250
00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:31,815
Jennifer, Stu, back to you.
251
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,953
- Hello?
- Hey.
252
00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:39,924
- You listening to this?
- Yeah, I just saw it. Listen...
253
00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:41,722
- I'm not gonna play.
- What?
254
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,661
Come on,
it's gonna rain.
255
00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:45,823
He's only saying it's gonna.
We don't know for sure.
256
00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:48,527
He's only saying?
It's his job. It's gonna rain.
257
00:12:48,567 --> 00:12:51,730
Let's wake up in the morning and
at least talk on the phone and see...
258
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,796
No, I'm gonna
stay home with Sammi.
259
00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:56,774
- What?
- No, she's having a tough night
260
00:12:56,809 --> 00:12:58,299
and I just think
it'd be better
261
00:12:58,344 --> 00:13:00,005
if I stayed home
with her tomorrow.
262
00:13:00,045 --> 00:13:03,139
He's not right
all the time, you know?
263
00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:05,013
Well, he's right
most of the time.
264
00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:07,985
- And it's gonna rain tomorrow, okay?
- Okay.
265
00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:09,783
- Bye.
- Bye.
266
00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,067
What?!
267
00:13:33,078 --> 00:13:35,012
What happened,
Larry?
268
00:13:35,047 --> 00:13:37,538
I fell in
the toilet.
269
00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:39,744
Did you leave
the seat up?
270
00:13:39,785 --> 00:13:42,948
Oh, I guess I did
when I tried to throw up.
271
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:45,013
Oh, I'm sorry.
272
00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:47,651
Oh, you gotta keep
the seat down, Cheryl!
273
00:13:47,693 --> 00:13:51,254
Is that too much to ask,
to keep a seat down?!
274
00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:53,231
Soaking wet.
275
00:13:54,466 --> 00:13:57,799
I hurt my back.
Soaking wet.
276
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,767
What's wrong?
277
00:14:05,811 --> 00:14:08,405
My back, oh.
278
00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:12,776
What a lousy
night's sleep.
279
00:14:16,488 --> 00:14:19,286
Man! Cheryl,
280
00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:21,020
it's beautiful out.
281
00:14:23,128 --> 00:14:27,531
Jeff canceled golf because
the weatherman predicted rain.
282
00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:31,868
Well, sometimes
they're wrong, Larry.
283
00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:34,532
Predicts rain,
doesn't rain.
284
00:14:34,573 --> 00:14:36,564
It's not the first time
this has happened.
285
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:39,840
Cheryl, something
fishy's going on here.
286
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,404
What if the weatherman...
287
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,813
predicts
it's gonna rain
288
00:14:45,851 --> 00:14:49,014
just so he can keep people off
the golf course
289
00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:51,989
and have it for himself?
What do you think of that theory?
290
00:14:52,024 --> 00:14:54,584
- I think it's ridiculous.
- Really? Do you?
291
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,390
Mm-hmm.
292
00:14:56,428 --> 00:14:58,862
Something about that
weatherman I don't trust.
293
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,559
I don't like
that weatherman.
294
00:15:00,599 --> 00:15:03,193
He's a very
slick weatherman.
295
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:06,830
Sounds like you're
really onto something.
296
00:15:07,873 --> 00:15:10,364
I'm gonna go to
that golf course.
297
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:12,673
I want to check
something out.
298
00:15:12,711 --> 00:15:14,303
Get my cane.
299
00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:17,145
Oh, brother.
300
00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:28,158
Hey, Chuck.
301
00:15:28,193 --> 00:15:30,184
Hey, how's it going,
Larry?
302
00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:32,697
Not bad.
How's it looking out there?
303
00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:36,189
It's wide open, man.
Hardly anybody out there.
304
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:38,169
- Is that right?
- Yeah.
305
00:15:38,203 --> 00:15:41,661
Probably has something to do
with that weather forecast.
306
00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:46,302
You know what?
Probably does.
307
00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:49,109
Huh.
308
00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:52,208
- Have you seen the weatherman?
- Yes, matter of fact,
309
00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:55,584
there he is with Dr. Funkhouser,
coming up on the ninth hole.
310
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:56,986
What do you know?
311
00:15:57,022 --> 00:15:59,991
So, uh, what's
with the cane?
312
00:16:00,025 --> 00:16:01,856
Fell in the toilet.
313
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,271
- Hey, Lar.
- Hey, Larry. What's going on?
314
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:16,297
- Beautiful day, huh?
- Yeah, great day for golf.
315
00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:18,810
- What's up?
- I was supposed to play today.
316
00:16:18,844 --> 00:16:22,143
- Really?
- Then Jeff called me and canceled
317
00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:24,741
because of your weather
report about thundershowers.
318
00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:27,752
- He made a mistake, so what?
- I said thundershowers?
319
00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:30,687
- Yeah, yeah.
- Oops.
320
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:33,283
- Oop.
- Okay, nice to see you.
321
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:36,419
- Too bad for me. Too bad for me.
- Take care.
322
00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:38,930
I don't quite
get your point.
323
00:16:38,964 --> 00:16:41,558
All right, weatherman,
I'm gonna tell you my point.
324
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:44,592
I've got
a sneaking suspicion
325
00:16:44,636 --> 00:16:47,366
that you're
predicting rain
326
00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:49,271
to clear the golf course
for yourself.
327
00:16:49,308 --> 00:16:52,869
- Oh my God, come on.
- That's ridiculous.
328
00:16:52,911 --> 00:16:54,606
Ridiculous?
Ridiculous?
329
00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:56,944
It's happened before, weatherman.
You know it.
330
00:16:56,982 --> 00:16:59,542
You know what?
I'm calling the weather people on you.
331
00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:02,019
You're gonna report me
because it's a nice day?
332
00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:05,581
I'm gonna report you because every time
you want to play golf,
333
00:17:05,624 --> 00:17:08,149
- you make sure that it's raining.
- First of all,
334
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:10,252
I'm not a weatherman,
I'm a meteorologist.
335
00:17:10,295 --> 00:17:13,389
- I'd appreciate a little respect.
- Oh, excuse me, Doctor.
336
00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:16,060
Can you guys just calm down?
We're in the middle of a game.
337
00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:17,466
- Larry?
- Yes.
338
00:17:17,503 --> 00:17:19,971
There's a low pressure system
sitting out over the coast.
339
00:17:20,005 --> 00:17:21,734
The jet stream brings
that into this area.
340
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:24,800
The jet stream is controlled
by the rotation of the earth.
341
00:17:24,843 --> 00:17:27,903
- You know who controls that? God.
- There's a jet stream
342
00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:30,107
of bullshit coming
out of your mouth.
343
00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:33,209
- You are busted, buddy.
- Stop pointing with the cane.
344
00:17:33,252 --> 00:17:35,345
You're busted!
Yeah, Dr. Funkhouser,
345
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:36,911
I'd appreciate it next time,
346
00:17:36,955 --> 00:17:39,116
don't roll up my sleeve
if I request you not to.
347
00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:41,558
- Look at what you did to my shirt.
- What did I do?
348
00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:44,118
- It's not clinging anymore.
- It's not clinging?
349
00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:46,324
It's not clinging to the wrist
the way it's supposed to.
350
00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:48,060
Fine, okay.
You know what?
351
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:51,035
- And one more thing, okay?
- What?
352
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:54,972
- Don't take any pictures of my mouth.
- What are you talking about?
353
00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:56,907
You almost gave my wife
a heart attack
354
00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:58,933
and you traumatized
a little girl!
355
00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:01,275
- What?
- Hey, Walter Brennan!
356
00:18:01,313 --> 00:18:04,009
"The barn's on fire!
The barn's on fire!"
357
00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:06,643
I'm turning you in,
weatherman.
358
00:18:09,621 --> 00:18:13,250
Hey, Larry, what happened
to you, buddy?
359
00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:16,626
Fell in the toilet.
360
00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:18,630
What do you mean?
361
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:21,258
Cheryl left
the toilet seat up.
362
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,825
I fell in.
363
00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:26,133
- Really?
- Yeah.
364
00:18:26,171 --> 00:18:29,140
- What, did you hurt yourself?
- Yeah, I hurt my back.
365
00:18:29,174 --> 00:18:31,142
- I shouldn't be laughing.
- That's all right.
366
00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:34,077
- It's funny, I guess.
- Well, no. I mean...
367
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,104
Hey, you know,
it's good that I ran into you.
368
00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:39,015
Mary and I
were talking
369
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:41,451
this morning, and, uh,
what we decided to do
370
00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:43,853
is we're gonna go
ahead and board
371
00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:47,689
- Roxy, our dog.
- What?
372
00:18:47,726 --> 00:18:50,126
I know you offered
to take care of her, but, uh,
373
00:18:50,162 --> 00:18:53,962
I just think it's better
to put it into a kennel.
374
00:18:53,999 --> 00:18:56,126
It's a small dog.
Wouldn't be much fun anyway.
375
00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:59,399
I was kind of looking
forward to it. I like dogs.
376
00:19:00,539 --> 00:19:02,404
Yeah yeah.
377
00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:04,375
I just think...
I just think, you know,
378
00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:06,536
maybe next time
or something.
379
00:19:06,578 --> 00:19:08,478
But I really appreciate
the offer. I do.
380
00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:10,072
Thank you.
That was sweet of you.
381
00:19:10,115 --> 00:19:13,141
- Talk to Susie today by any chance?
- Yeah.
382
00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:15,085
I talked to her this morning.
I had to apologize
383
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,712
for not being at
the party last night.
384
00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:20,919
She mention anything
about, uh, last night?
385
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,756
Yeah, she was kind of miffed
that we didn't call.
386
00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:27,492
We had to go
someplace else.
387
00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:29,967
We were supposed
to be there, but why?
388
00:19:31,436 --> 00:19:34,371
- No reason.
- Oh.
389
00:19:34,406 --> 00:19:36,499
All right, I'm going
to go hit some...
390
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:39,033
hit some balls.
I'll see ya.
391
00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:43,913
Yeah, see ya.
392
00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:58,088
- Hey.
- Came for my sneaker.
393
00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:00,257
All right.
What happened to you?
394
00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:03,359
- I fell in the toilet.
- How'd you fall in the toilet?
395
00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:06,166
I went to go pee
and the seat was up.
396
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:09,538
- What does that have to do with you?
- I pee sitting down.
397
00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:12,066
- You pee sitting down?
- Yeah. Have you ever tried it?
398
00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:14,408
- No!
- It's more comfortable.
399
00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:16,038
When you get up during the night
400
00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:18,242
you don't have
to turn the light on and wake up.
401
00:20:18,283 --> 00:20:20,342
- And you get to read.
- What are you reading?
402
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:23,149
- I'm reading a lot of stuff.
- What stuff?
403
00:20:23,188 --> 00:20:25,156
If I pee 20 times
during a day,
404
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:28,819
- I get through the "New York Times."
- 20 times?
405
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:32,057
When you're peeing all over your shoe,
I'm learning something.
406
00:20:32,097 --> 00:20:34,031
What makes you think
I'm peeing over my shoe?
407
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,897
Just get my sneaker.
408
00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:38,630
- I don't need to discuss this.
- Jeffrey, who's there?
409
00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:41,400
- Larry.
- Carmelita, put Oscar in the bedroom
410
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,374
and close the door.
411
00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:48,512
- Hey.
- Hi, Lar.
412
00:20:48,547 --> 00:20:51,914
Get this, the weatherman
is a total fraud.
413
00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:55,147
He predicts thundershowers
so nobody will show up
414
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,212
and he'll have
the golf course to himself.
415
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,282
I just came from there,
he's playing with your cousin.
416
00:21:00,325 --> 00:21:03,988
- Why do you pee sitting down?
- Many reasons.
417
00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:05,724
You crap
standing up?
418
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:08,562
By the way,
you left last night.
419
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,727
You were about to give me
the weatherman's tip
420
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:12,828
- and you never gave it to me.
- I can't.
421
00:21:12,871 --> 00:21:15,806
He just called me and said,
"Don't give it to Larry."
422
00:21:15,841 --> 00:21:18,275
What an asshole.
423
00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:20,141
- He's not an asshole.
- He is an asshole.
424
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,681
The fuck
happened to you?
425
00:21:24,716 --> 00:21:27,708
Cheryl got nauseous
from your dinner last night
426
00:21:27,753 --> 00:21:30,051
and she left
the toilet seat up,
427
00:21:30,088 --> 00:21:32,215
and then I went to pee
and fell in the toilet.
428
00:21:32,257 --> 00:21:35,454
- She didn't get sick from my dinner.
- How are you feeling?
429
00:21:35,494 --> 00:21:38,895
- I'm not feeling great.
- Marty, you're never feeling great.
430
00:21:38,930 --> 00:21:41,398
- And let me ask you a question.
- What?
431
00:21:41,433 --> 00:21:43,401
Did you talk
to Ted Danson today?
432
00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:46,666
Yeah, he called to see
how the party went.
433
00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:50,232
'Cause I was supposed
to take care of his dog...
434
00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:54,772
and then suddenly he told me
I didn't need to.
435
00:21:54,813 --> 00:22:00,080
- Mm, I wonder why.
- Yeah, I wonder.
436
00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:09,790
I'll get
your sneaker.
437
00:22:11,396 --> 00:22:13,296
Marty, let me ask
you a question.
438
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:17,029
Does your father
have good Hodgkin's?
439
00:22:20,605 --> 00:22:22,903
Oscar ate it.
440
00:22:29,948 --> 00:22:33,384
Well, I am the good news-bad news kid.
The good news is, folks,
441
00:22:33,418 --> 00:22:35,511
that wonderful weather
we've been enjoying
442
00:22:35,554 --> 00:22:37,419
all week in the whole
Los Angeles basin,
443
00:22:37,456 --> 00:22:40,289
that's going to continue tonight
and all day tomorrow, Saturday.
444
00:22:40,325 --> 00:22:43,488
If you're going to the Leo Funkhouser
testimonial, I'll see you there.
445
00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:46,463
We're gonna have a wonderful day
and Leo, nobody deserves this more.
446
00:22:46,498 --> 00:22:49,899
But the bad news is, we have
a cold weather front
447
00:22:49,935 --> 00:22:52,267
that's gonna push in around
midnight Saturday night.
448
00:22:52,304 --> 00:22:55,000
We're gonna have thundershowers
all day Sunday
449
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,600
and they're gonna continue
all the way into Monday.
450
00:22:57,642 --> 00:23:01,009
Folks, don't shoot me, I'm just the
messenger. All right, back to you.
451
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,680
I'm not dressed
appropriately for this.
452
00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:08,015
- I think you're fine.
- What are you doing?
453
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:10,180
- These are name tags.
- Name tags?
454
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,656
Okay.
455
00:23:12,691 --> 00:23:14,249
What for?
456
00:23:14,292 --> 00:23:16,692
- Everybody wears name tags.
- What?
457
00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:19,322
- Thank you.
- Hi. Hi, Cheryl.
458
00:23:19,364 --> 00:23:20,888
- Hi, Saul.
- What's happening?
459
00:23:20,932 --> 00:23:22,991
- Just putting on our name tags.
- Name tags?
460
00:23:23,034 --> 00:23:24,899
Yeah, everybody's
wearing a name tag.
461
00:23:24,936 --> 00:23:26,699
- What's wrong?
- I gotta wear a name tag?
462
00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:29,400
You're a little too sophisticated
to wear a name tag?
463
00:23:29,441 --> 00:23:31,807
No, it has nothing to do with that.
It's my jacket.
464
00:23:31,843 --> 00:23:34,835
If I put this on, it's gonna leave
little paper remnants.
465
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:37,781
- It's gonna ruin the suede.
- Look, this comes off, it goes on.
466
00:23:37,816 --> 00:23:40,444
- Just like that.
- You already ruined a shirt of mine
467
00:23:40,485 --> 00:23:42,612
- by rolling up my sleeve.
- There, okay?
468
00:23:42,654 --> 00:23:45,555
It's on. You're gonna go celebrate
with everybody else.
469
00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:49,026
Come on, let's just go inside, okay?
What do you say?
470
00:23:49,060 --> 00:23:50,584
- Okay.
- All right, okay, fine.
471
00:23:50,629 --> 00:23:52,654
- Thank you for coming, Cheryl.
- Thank you.
472
00:23:52,697 --> 00:23:55,029
It'll be fine.
It's not very nice suede anyway.
473
00:23:55,066 --> 00:23:56,590
Okay.
474
00:23:56,635 --> 00:23:59,661
Did you have any idea
it was gonna be this big?
475
00:23:59,704 --> 00:24:02,366
Here's our table.
476
00:24:02,407 --> 00:24:05,934
- Hey, there's Jeff.
- Hey, Lar.
477
00:24:05,977 --> 00:24:08,138
- What's up?
- You guys aren't at our table?
478
00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:11,308
Why don't you switch? Nobody's
gonna notice. I don't know these people.
479
00:24:11,349 --> 00:24:14,443
- Who's gonna know?
- It's like they do this on purpose.
480
00:24:14,486 --> 00:24:16,010
Excuse me,
what are you doing?
481
00:24:16,054 --> 00:24:18,921
Making sure the placecards
are where they're supposed to be.
482
00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:21,949
- This is mine and my husband's.
- Jenny and Sam.
483
00:24:21,993 --> 00:24:25,019
- I think this is...
- Oh, and you're Larry. Larry David.
484
00:24:25,063 --> 00:24:27,429
You're supposed to be
at this table, yeah.
485
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,661
I heard about your
tooth plaque problem...
486
00:24:29,701 --> 00:24:32,363
- My what?
- Your problem with your tooth plaque.
487
00:24:32,404 --> 00:24:35,805
No no no! I don't have a problem.
Where'd you get this from?
488
00:24:35,841 --> 00:24:37,934
- It's not important who said it.
- It's not important?
489
00:24:37,976 --> 00:24:41,412
- The hygienist? Did she tell you?
- l... I really...
490
00:24:41,446 --> 00:24:44,938
- Who, Dr. Funkhouser?
- I know about this really great product
491
00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:47,952
- that could help you out.
- I don't have a tooth plaque problem.
492
00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:50,784
I floss probably more often
than anybody in this room.
493
00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:53,689
- Good, you don't need to know.
- Just do me a favor.
494
00:24:53,725 --> 00:24:56,922
- Don't mention this.
- Don't be so sensitive.
495
00:24:56,962 --> 00:25:00,420
It's not something...
I didn't grow up dreaming of doing this.
496
00:25:00,465 --> 00:25:02,228
It's not something
I even thought about.
497
00:25:02,267 --> 00:25:04,497
It's something that I was good at.
I had the voice for it...
498
00:25:04,536 --> 00:25:07,437
Well, if it isn't the old
reliable weatherman.
499
00:25:07,472 --> 00:25:09,599
Hey, Larry,
where's your cane?
500
00:25:09,641 --> 00:25:13,407
- Back's all better.
- Good, good. Yeah, nice.
501
00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:16,209
So, uh, you
called Marty Funkhouser,
502
00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:18,546
specifically told him
not to give me the tip?
503
00:25:18,583 --> 00:25:20,483
Yeah, exactly
what I did.
504
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:22,680
I got a little tip for you,
505
00:25:22,721 --> 00:25:24,985
- weatherman, okay?
- Okay.
506
00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:28,186
Expect to find a little company tomorrow
on the golf course.
507
00:25:28,226 --> 00:25:30,990
- I heard your little report last night.
- Lar?
508
00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:33,589
Bring a raincoat. It's gonna thundershower
all day tomorrow.
509
00:25:33,632 --> 00:25:36,499
- You won't see me out there.
- Oh, I'm really worried.
510
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:38,503
- Bring a slicker.
- It's not gonna work.
511
00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:40,300
It's not gonna
work tomorrow, buddy.
512
00:25:40,338 --> 00:25:42,306
- Good to see your back's better.
- Yeah.
513
00:25:44,075 --> 00:25:46,270
Well, this is a great day,
as you all know,
514
00:25:46,311 --> 00:25:48,040
here at Rolling Valley
Country Club.
515
00:25:48,079 --> 00:25:51,173
35 years ago
to this date,
516
00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:53,343
my father Leo Funkhouser
517
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:56,115
joined this club.
518
00:25:56,154 --> 00:25:59,555
And at the time, we were the first
and only Jewish family.
519
00:25:59,591 --> 00:26:02,583
And today we still are,
but we love this place.
520
00:26:05,964 --> 00:26:08,489
It's great to see
all your faces here,
521
00:26:08,533 --> 00:26:11,502
and this is a very special day
for all of us.
522
00:26:11,536 --> 00:26:15,996
It's not often that a son gets
to honor his father
523
00:26:16,041 --> 00:26:18,771
in front of his friends.
It's usually after the fact.
524
00:26:18,810 --> 00:26:21,472
And I'm so proud of my dad.
He's meant so much to me.
525
00:26:21,513 --> 00:26:24,778
When we were little
and I was a baby...
526
00:26:24,816 --> 00:26:27,284
Oh, look at this.
527
00:26:27,319 --> 00:26:29,150
Look at that!
528
00:26:29,187 --> 00:26:31,155
That's it, that's the end
of the jacket.
529
00:26:31,189 --> 00:26:33,623
When I was three years old,
he couldn't do it anymore
530
00:26:33,658 --> 00:26:35,353
'cause I was
taller than he was.
531
00:26:38,129 --> 00:26:40,927
What a great day.
There's not a lot I can say.
532
00:26:40,966 --> 00:26:44,925
Leo, right now,
as you all know, has retired.
533
00:26:44,970 --> 00:26:47,029
My mom couldn't be here
tonight, of course.
534
00:26:47,072 --> 00:26:49,131
She passed away
10 years ago...
535
00:26:55,246 --> 00:26:57,111
Excuse me.
536
00:26:57,148 --> 00:26:59,639
Can you keep it down a little bit?
'Cause it's loud.
537
00:26:59,684 --> 00:27:02,653
I have to translate for my husband.
He doesn't understand.
538
00:27:02,687 --> 00:27:05,656
I understand, but just
be a little quieter, that's all.
539
00:27:05,690 --> 00:27:08,591
Yeah, drink your tea
or coffee.
540
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:11,323
- My husband said be quiet.
- I'm just trying to hear...
541
00:27:11,363 --> 00:27:14,423
I'm trying to hear what
your cousin has to say.
542
00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:17,333
Yeah, shut your mouth.
You can see your plaque.
543
00:27:17,369 --> 00:27:20,429
What did he say? Shut my mouth?
I don't have any plaque.
544
00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:22,702
- You tell him I don't have any plaque.
- Shh!
545
00:27:24,342 --> 00:27:26,867
- You have full mouth full of plaque.
- Oh, yeah?
546
00:27:26,911 --> 00:27:29,709
At least I don't hide my baldness
with a yarmulke.
547
00:27:33,251 --> 00:27:36,049
- He has more hair than you.
- Bet you got nothing under that.
548
00:27:36,087 --> 00:27:38,453
He'll show it to you
if you'll show him glasses.
549
00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:41,687
Tell him he don't touch
my glasses.
550
00:27:41,726 --> 00:27:43,717
- Give your glasses!
- Don't you touch those!
551
00:27:43,762 --> 00:27:46,663
Larry, okay. Larry!
552
00:27:48,266 --> 00:27:49,927
Ow, I hurt
my back again.
553
00:27:49,968 --> 00:27:52,198
Let's bring the roof
down for my father,
554
00:27:52,237 --> 00:27:54,831
Leo Funkhouser.
555
00:28:02,147 --> 00:28:03,739
Larry, get up.
556
00:28:03,782 --> 00:28:06,046
I can't.
I hurt my back.
557
00:28:06,084 --> 00:28:08,678
- Stand up.
- I can't.
558
00:28:09,921 --> 00:28:11,650
I hurt my back.
559
00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:14,250
- Larry, get up.
- My back hurts!
560
00:28:14,292 --> 00:28:17,455
- Up up up!
- Cheryl, I can't.
561
00:28:17,495 --> 00:28:20,089
- Stand up.
- Come on, stand up.
562
00:28:20,131 --> 00:28:22,759
- Larry! Come on!
- I can't.
563
00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:27,234
I hurt my back.
I hurt my back.
564
00:28:30,008 --> 00:28:32,101
- Get up.
- Get up.
565
00:28:38,349 --> 00:28:40,476
It had
to freaking rain.
566
00:28:40,518 --> 00:28:43,783
It had to
freaking rain!
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