Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:13,733 --> 00:00:14,733
( Female ) ooh!
2
00:00:17,433 --> 00:00:18,600
Wow!
3
00:00:18,633 --> 00:00:20,167
( Cheryl ) very nice!
4
00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:22,967
You were saying?
5
00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,076
Alright, so that means
you need, uh...
6
00:00:24,100 --> 00:00:25,867
( Larry ) I need a spare to win.
7
00:00:25,900 --> 00:00:29,633
Okay, Larry, you need a
spare, this is for the team.
8
00:00:29,667 --> 00:00:33,000
Please, don't humiliate me.
9
00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,200
( Cheryl ) alright.
10
00:00:34,233 --> 00:00:35,543
You gonna do that little
wiggle step again, or?
11
00:00:35,567 --> 00:00:36,967
Yeah, 'cause that was cute.
12
00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:40,300
I'm not gonna count this
if I hear any talking at all.
13
00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:43,900
I think he's mad.
14
00:00:43,933 --> 00:00:45,900
( Cheryl ) alright, here we go.
15
00:00:46,833 --> 00:00:48,833
Oh, yeah!
16
00:00:48,867 --> 00:00:51,333
Oh, no!
17
00:00:51,367 --> 00:00:53,167
Oh!
18
00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:54,243
Alright, alright,
alright, alright.
19
00:00:54,267 --> 00:00:55,233
Okay.
20
00:00:55,267 --> 00:00:56,233
Nice work.
21
00:00:56,267 --> 00:00:58,167
Very good, very good.
22
00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:00,567
Hey, you know what we should do?
23
00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:02,600
I want change, that's a 20.
24
00:01:02,633 --> 00:01:03,600
We should invite...
25
00:01:03,633 --> 00:01:05,467
Oh, oh, oh!
26
00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:06,633
We have a great idea.
27
00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:08,933
This weekend, we're gonna go
listen to Paul Simon.
28
00:01:08,967 --> 00:01:10,900
He have the luxury box.
29
00:01:10,933 --> 00:01:12,066
Come join us, it's fun.
30
00:01:12,067 --> 00:01:13,533
It's gonna be a great concert.
31
00:01:13,567 --> 00:01:15,667
Really?
32
00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:17,133
No, that sounds great.
33
00:01:17,167 --> 00:01:18,867
We'll think about it.
34
00:01:18,900 --> 00:01:22,533
I don't know if I can spend another
evening with these people.
35
00:01:22,567 --> 00:01:24,733
He's paying you money though.
36
00:01:24,767 --> 00:01:26,767
You owe me 10 bucks.
37
00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:27,833
Okay.
38
00:01:27,867 --> 00:01:28,833
( Cheryl ) need my shoes.
39
00:01:28,867 --> 00:01:29,833
Thank you.
40
00:01:29,867 --> 00:01:30,833
You were surprised.
41
00:01:30,867 --> 00:01:31,933
I was very surprised.
42
00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:33,176
I did not know that
you were such a talented...
43
00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:35,043
You thought I was gonna
choke on that last ball.
44
00:01:35,067 --> 00:01:36,307
I thought you were gonna choke.
45
00:01:36,333 --> 00:01:38,133
You surprised me,
pleasantly surprised me.
46
00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,400
How was it, did you have fun?
47
00:01:41,433 --> 00:01:42,533
Yeah.
48
00:01:42,567 --> 00:01:43,800
Thank you.
49
00:01:43,833 --> 00:01:44,900
Those aren't mine.
50
00:01:44,933 --> 00:01:48,700
No, they gotta be.
51
00:01:48,733 --> 00:01:51,767
They're not,
they're not my shoes.
52
00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:53,267
They were in the...
53
00:01:53,300 --> 00:01:55,700
Yeah, they were in your slot.
54
00:01:55,733 --> 00:01:59,667
No, my shoes are brown and
they have sort of tan laces.
55
00:01:59,700 --> 00:02:01,633
Well, they gotta be here.
56
00:02:01,667 --> 00:02:03,567
Looks like a sneaker.
57
00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:05,567
Right, yeah,
come on, take a look.
58
00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:08,100
They're here,
they gotta be here.
59
00:02:08,133 --> 00:02:09,100
You ready?
60
00:02:09,133 --> 00:02:10,233
See, these were yours.
61
00:02:10,267 --> 00:02:11,567
They don't have my shoes.
62
00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:13,267
Are you serious?
63
00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:15,167
Yeah, you sure these
aren't them?
64
00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:16,467
What are these here?
65
00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:18,567
They were in his slot,
but your shoes...
66
00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:20,633
Can't find your shoes?
67
00:02:20,667 --> 00:02:21,733
No.
68
00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:24,833
Brown shoes, they had tan laces.
69
00:02:24,867 --> 00:02:27,633
They have like,
bubbles on the soles.
70
00:02:27,667 --> 00:02:29,700
On the sole.
71
00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:31,133
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
72
00:02:31,167 --> 00:02:33,133
I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know.
73
00:02:33,167 --> 00:02:34,600
They were right next to yours.
74
00:02:34,633 --> 00:02:37,233
I put them up there by mistake.
75
00:02:37,267 --> 00:02:38,400
Guy took them.
76
00:02:38,433 --> 00:02:39,833
Oh, my gosh.
77
00:02:39,867 --> 00:02:41,676
Well, what about his shoes?
Why don't you wear his shoes?
78
00:02:41,700 --> 00:02:43,433
Are these his shoes?
79
00:02:43,467 --> 00:02:46,333
Here's what to do here,
hold on, hold on, no.
80
00:02:46,367 --> 00:02:47,867
Write down your name and number.
81
00:02:47,900 --> 00:02:51,066
What kind of guy would
take somebody else's shoes?
82
00:02:51,067 --> 00:02:53,400
A guy that has these shoes.
83
00:02:53,433 --> 00:02:55,167
So, write down your number.
84
00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:56,743
I'll call you immediately
when I see them.
85
00:02:56,767 --> 00:02:58,233
Oh, my gosh.
86
00:02:58,267 --> 00:02:59,376
Does this happen to you a lot?
87
00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:01,767
Yeah, it does.
88
00:03:03,300 --> 00:03:05,200
Look, can I give you, like,
10 free passes?
89
00:03:05,233 --> 00:03:06,233
Do you guys bowl a lot?
90
00:03:06,267 --> 00:03:07,767
Yes, go for the passes.
91
00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:10,167
We'll be happy to take them.
92
00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:11,900
I don't think
we'll be back for awhile.
93
00:03:11,933 --> 00:03:13,500
I can give you the passes.
94
00:03:13,533 --> 00:03:16,533
Alright, just,
if he shows up, call me.
95
00:03:16,567 --> 00:03:19,100
I will call you the second
anyone calls or he comes.
96
00:03:19,133 --> 00:03:20,133
Okay.
97
00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:21,633
Want to go for a walk?
98
00:03:21,667 --> 00:03:23,233
( Laughing )
99
00:03:23,267 --> 00:03:25,833
You were so helpful
throughout my little ordeal.
100
00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:32,500
Whoo, that was fun.
101
00:03:32,533 --> 00:03:34,066
Wow.
102
00:03:34,067 --> 00:03:36,800
Wow, and we managed to get
a Paul Simon concert out of it.
103
00:03:36,833 --> 00:03:38,433
Holy cow, can you believe that?
104
00:03:38,467 --> 00:03:39,667
I can't believe it.
105
00:03:39,700 --> 00:03:41,800
They invited us to see
Paul Simon at the luxury box.
106
00:03:41,833 --> 00:03:44,867
I must have made
quite an impression tonight
107
00:03:44,900 --> 00:03:47,167
to get that
Paul Simon invitation.
108
00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:49,567
Well, your bowling skills
really shining through.
109
00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:51,567
Was that, uh,
Friday or Saturday?
110
00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:53,767
That's, uh, Friday.
111
00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,100
Oh, it is?
112
00:03:55,133 --> 00:03:57,100
Yeah, I heard him tell Mary
that it was Friday.
113
00:03:57,133 --> 00:03:58,467
Oh, you heard him say it?
114
00:03:58,500 --> 00:03:59,467
Yeah.
115
00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:00,667
Okay, good, good.
116
00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:01,700
Wow.
117
00:04:01,733 --> 00:04:03,067
They are so cute.
118
00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:04,367
I know, what a great couple.
119
00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:05,733
And so fun.
120
00:04:05,767 --> 00:04:07,809
Yeah, I wonder if they thought
that we were a good couple?
121
00:04:07,833 --> 00:04:09,433
I think we were
a good couple tonight,
122
00:04:09,467 --> 00:04:10,833
don't you think?
123
00:04:10,867 --> 00:04:12,633
We presented ourselves
really nicely.
124
00:04:12,667 --> 00:04:13,743
What aren't we a good couple?
125
00:04:13,767 --> 00:04:15,100
We were fun.
126
00:04:15,133 --> 00:04:16,943
Do you think they're talking
about that we're a good couple?
127
00:04:16,967 --> 00:04:18,200
That would be nice.
128
00:04:18,233 --> 00:04:20,533
But they really are,
they're a great couple.
129
00:04:20,567 --> 00:04:21,733
Really like them.
130
00:04:21,767 --> 00:04:23,267
She's really great.
131
00:04:23,300 --> 00:04:25,533
Yeah.
132
00:04:25,567 --> 00:04:28,133
I really love her,
she was terrific.
133
00:04:28,167 --> 00:04:29,743
Him, I can kind of
take him or leave him.
134
00:04:29,767 --> 00:04:31,133
I like him.
135
00:04:31,167 --> 00:04:33,433
Eh, he's a little,
he's a little strange.
136
00:04:33,467 --> 00:04:34,900
Why?
137
00:04:34,933 --> 00:04:37,300
Everything's heaven with him.
138
00:04:37,333 --> 00:04:39,367
The gum, he had a piece of gum.
139
00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:40,433
"Oh, this is heaven."
140
00:04:40,467 --> 00:04:42,367
Had to taste a chocolate bar.
141
00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:44,066
"Oh, oh, I'm in heaven."
142
00:04:44,067 --> 00:04:45,900
"The parking space is heaven."
143
00:04:45,933 --> 00:04:46,967
It's all heaven.
144
00:04:47,067 --> 00:04:48,800
Well, he's a very happy guy.
145
00:04:48,833 --> 00:04:50,500
He enjoys things.
146
00:04:50,533 --> 00:04:51,943
A lot of questions,
you didn't hear any of this,
147
00:04:51,967 --> 00:04:53,309
but he asked me
a lot of questions about
148
00:04:53,333 --> 00:04:55,066
my personal hygiene, too.
149
00:04:55,067 --> 00:04:57,767
Yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna
even tell you what they were,
150
00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:00,067
but really, like, personal.
151
00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:01,600
He's a little off, I think.
152
00:05:01,633 --> 00:05:04,200
Yeah, but fun, he's so fun.
153
00:05:04,233 --> 00:05:06,767
Yeah, uh, yeah,
he's okay, he's okay.
154
00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:09,067
I don't know really what
she sees in him, frankly, but.
155
00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:11,267
Yeah, it was be hell
living with Ted Danson.
156
00:05:11,300 --> 00:05:12,667
That's got to be hard.
157
00:05:12,700 --> 00:05:14,467
She's really terrific, though.
158
00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:15,467
Yeah, she is.
159
00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:17,066
What a beautiful person.
160
00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:18,309
I mean, not only on the outside,
161
00:05:18,333 --> 00:05:20,333
but she really has
an inner beauty,
162
00:05:20,367 --> 00:05:21,700
didn't you think?
163
00:05:21,733 --> 00:05:23,267
And it just kind of radiates?
164
00:05:23,300 --> 00:05:24,533
Mmm.
165
00:05:24,567 --> 00:05:25,800
You know, the shame is that
166
00:05:25,833 --> 00:05:27,933
I could never be friends
with her, you know?
167
00:05:27,967 --> 00:05:30,067
Why couldn't you be
friends with her?
168
00:05:30,100 --> 00:05:32,066
Well, because,
uh, she's a woman.
169
00:05:32,067 --> 00:05:33,067
She's married.
170
00:05:33,068 --> 00:05:35,066
I'm a married man.
171
00:05:35,067 --> 00:05:37,500
I'd love to just have a cup of
coffee with her or something.
172
00:05:37,533 --> 00:05:38,767
But you can never do that
173
00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:41,433
because, well, society
frowns on relationships
174
00:05:41,467 --> 00:05:44,066
between men and women like that.
175
00:05:44,067 --> 00:05:46,533
Well, don't let me
stop you, I mean...
176
00:05:46,567 --> 00:05:49,066
If we're gonna be
making friends with them,
177
00:05:49,067 --> 00:05:51,500
I'd just as soon
be friends with her
178
00:05:51,533 --> 00:05:53,233
and you can be friends with him.
179
00:05:53,267 --> 00:05:55,066
And you could get the personal
hygiene questions, okay?
180
00:05:55,067 --> 00:05:56,967
Alright.
181
00:05:59,433 --> 00:06:01,533
And that, how about
that Clinton stuff?
182
00:06:01,567 --> 00:06:03,233
Yeah.
183
00:06:03,267 --> 00:06:05,767
When she talked about Clinton.
She knows Clinton and Hillary.
184
00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,233
Mm-hmm.
185
00:06:09,833 --> 00:06:11,433
She's great.
186
00:06:22,300 --> 00:06:25,167
( Phone )
187
00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:28,267
Hello?
188
00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:30,933
Hey, mar!
189
00:06:30,967 --> 00:06:32,167
Wow!
190
00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:33,800
Yeah, good morning!
191
00:06:33,833 --> 00:06:35,967
No, we were gonna call you.
192
00:06:36,067 --> 00:06:38,800
Oh, yeah, oh, it was fantastic.
193
00:06:38,833 --> 00:06:40,767
What a great time.
194
00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:43,400
Heaven, it was heaven.
195
00:06:43,433 --> 00:06:45,467
He does?
196
00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:47,667
Huh.
197
00:06:47,700 --> 00:06:48,900
That's interesting.
198
00:06:48,933 --> 00:06:50,333
Um...
199
00:06:50,367 --> 00:06:52,967
Oh, no, the whole thing,
the whole thing.
200
00:06:53,067 --> 00:06:55,067
Uh, by the way,
I still have his $10.
201
00:06:55,100 --> 00:06:57,967
No, no, no, you tell him
I'm gonna give it...
202
00:06:58,067 --> 00:06:59,533
I'm gonna give it back to him,
203
00:06:59,567 --> 00:07:00,900
don't worry about it.
204
00:07:00,933 --> 00:07:03,400
So, what are you doing today?
205
00:07:04,933 --> 00:07:06,167
Really, huh?
206
00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:08,066
Going shopping at Barney's.
207
00:07:08,067 --> 00:07:09,667
Huh.
208
00:07:11,533 --> 00:07:13,967
You know, I could use
a couple of things actually.
209
00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:17,533
Yeah, I just, I don't have
any sweaters at all, and...
210
00:07:19,733 --> 00:07:21,700
What time?
211
00:07:38,067 --> 00:07:40,066
It's a little drab, I think.
212
00:07:40,067 --> 00:07:41,433
It looks a little drab.
213
00:07:41,467 --> 00:07:42,433
Hi, lar!
214
00:07:42,467 --> 00:07:43,800
Hi!
215
00:07:43,833 --> 00:07:45,100
This is so great!
216
00:07:45,133 --> 00:07:47,066
This is my momma from Arkansas.
217
00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:50,100
This is Ann, this is Larry.
218
00:07:50,133 --> 00:07:51,133
Oh, hello.
219
00:07:51,167 --> 00:07:52,400
Hello, how are you?
220
00:07:52,433 --> 00:07:54,066
Good, Arkansas,
I've never been to Arkansas.
221
00:07:54,067 --> 00:07:55,100
Oh, you must come.
222
00:07:55,133 --> 00:07:56,300
It's so beautiful.
223
00:07:56,333 --> 00:07:57,933
Oh, I don't think,
224
00:07:57,967 --> 00:07:58,933
they don't let me into
certain states, actually.
225
00:07:58,967 --> 00:08:00,300
Why not?
226
00:08:00,333 --> 00:08:02,233
Incorrigible, I'm incorrigible.
227
00:08:02,267 --> 00:08:03,567
You know what?
228
00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:05,200
I have some pull there.
229
00:08:05,233 --> 00:08:06,567
I used to know the governor.
230
00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:09,133
Your daughter
knows the governor?
231
00:08:09,167 --> 00:08:11,100
Yes, we both did, yes.
232
00:08:11,133 --> 00:08:12,576
Larry, I am so impressed
that you would come shopping.
233
00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:13,767
What, are you kidding?
234
00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:15,043
I shop all the time,
I love to shop.
235
00:08:15,067 --> 00:08:16,433
You love to shop.
236
00:08:16,467 --> 00:08:18,833
You're the only man I know
who loves to shop.
237
00:08:18,867 --> 00:08:19,933
This is great.
238
00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:21,243
Your daddy
certainly didn't, whoo!
239
00:08:21,267 --> 00:08:22,800
So...
240
00:08:22,833 --> 00:08:24,300
This is a nice item
you've got here.
241
00:08:24,333 --> 00:08:25,533
I got this at Barney's.
242
00:08:25,567 --> 00:08:27,066
I got this last week.
243
00:08:27,067 --> 00:08:28,067
I bet they still have this.
244
00:08:28,068 --> 00:08:29,200
This is a man's jacket.
245
00:08:29,233 --> 00:08:31,100
Yeah, I love
buying men's jackets.
246
00:08:31,133 --> 00:08:32,700
This is a very nice item,
this thing.
247
00:08:32,733 --> 00:08:34,867
It's a half jacket, half shirt.
248
00:08:34,900 --> 00:08:36,066
You don't know what it is.
249
00:08:36,067 --> 00:08:37,367
I couldn't help, but overhear.
250
00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:39,233
I happen to have one right here.
251
00:08:39,267 --> 00:08:40,233
Boy, you are good.
252
00:08:40,267 --> 00:08:42,200
They are good at Barney's.
253
00:08:42,233 --> 00:08:43,267
I bet you're a 42.
254
00:08:43,300 --> 00:08:45,333
See, Barney's salespeople,
255
00:08:45,367 --> 00:08:47,333
they're practically psychic.
256
00:08:47,367 --> 00:08:49,067
You're good.
257
00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:50,267
You are very good.
258
00:08:50,300 --> 00:08:51,533
Wow.
259
00:08:53,267 --> 00:08:55,500
I'm going to insist
that you buy this.
260
00:08:55,533 --> 00:08:56,900
This is interesting, isn't it?
261
00:08:56,933 --> 00:08:58,066
It's like a shirt and a jacket.
262
00:08:58,067 --> 00:08:59,067
I think it's me.
263
00:08:59,100 --> 00:09:00,500
It's beautiful on you.
264
00:09:00,533 --> 00:09:02,176
You don't mind the two of us
having the same coat?
265
00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:03,633
I would be so honored.
266
00:09:03,667 --> 00:09:05,367
Twins.
267
00:09:07,267 --> 00:09:10,533
So, lar, did you like
the silk giorgio blouse or no?
268
00:09:10,567 --> 00:09:12,467
More than liked, I loved it.
269
00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:15,467
Are you sure, 'cause I couldn't
tell when I put it on.
270
00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:16,900
There was something
in your eyes.
271
00:09:16,933 --> 00:09:18,833
Oh, no, no, I thought
it was perfect on you.
272
00:09:18,867 --> 00:09:20,867
Oh, look at this.
273
00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:22,900
Shoes.
274
00:09:22,933 --> 00:09:24,333
You know what?
275
00:09:24,367 --> 00:09:26,633
I should replace the shoes
from the bowling alley.
276
00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,833
Maybe they'll have them.
277
00:09:28,867 --> 00:09:30,833
I'm looking for a pair of shoes.
278
00:09:30,867 --> 00:09:32,900
Uh, they're brown...
279
00:09:34,567 --> 00:09:37,333
Okay, they look like
a soccer shoe, almost...
280
00:09:37,367 --> 00:09:39,367
You don't know
the brand name of it?
281
00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:41,433
They got like black bubbles
on the bottom.
282
00:09:41,467 --> 00:09:44,133
I bet you're talking
about campers.
283
00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:45,800
That's exactly what they are.
284
00:09:45,833 --> 00:09:48,567
Okay, okay, let me go see
if I can find them.
285
00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:49,867
That's the name of the brand.
286
00:09:49,900 --> 00:09:53,467
What about that blue shirt
I had with the zippered...
287
00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:55,133
Oh, lovely.
288
00:09:55,167 --> 00:09:56,809
You don't think the sleeves
go out too far?
289
00:09:56,833 --> 00:09:59,167
No, no, you look so buff in it.
290
00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,167
Oh, no, honey,
you're handsome in that.
291
00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,033
Sir, excuse me.
292
00:10:03,067 --> 00:10:04,433
Is this the shoe?
293
00:10:04,467 --> 00:10:05,533
Yeah, that's it.
294
00:10:05,567 --> 00:10:08,300
Okay, yeah, uh,
I hope that you're a nine.
295
00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:09,467
No, I'm an 11.
296
00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:11,333
Okay.
297
00:10:11,367 --> 00:10:14,267
This is, we don't have
it in anything,
298
00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:15,767
but a nine right now.
299
00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:17,367
So, I'd be happy
to order it for you.
300
00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:18,967
It would take a couple days.
301
00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,467
Is that okay?
302
00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:21,467
Yeah.
303
00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:22,743
Uh, I'll need
some information from you.
304
00:10:22,767 --> 00:10:23,733
Okay.
305
00:10:23,767 --> 00:10:24,767
So, come with me, please.
306
00:10:31,267 --> 00:10:33,800
You know what,
I am so blown away by,
307
00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:36,133
how amazing were you
today at Barney's?
308
00:10:36,167 --> 00:10:38,167
I'm never seen a man
take to shopping
309
00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:40,633
the way our Larry
took to shopping.
310
00:10:40,667 --> 00:10:42,700
I love to shop.
311
00:10:42,733 --> 00:10:44,133
I love to shop.
312
00:10:44,167 --> 00:10:45,767
I've never known a man
who loved to shop.
313
00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:47,209
You know what?
I'm exhausted from picking up...
314
00:10:47,233 --> 00:10:48,567
From those shopping bags.
315
00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:49,900
I can't even lift my sandwich.
316
00:10:49,933 --> 00:10:51,967
Your wife must be
very proud of you.
317
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,167
No, she's not.
318
00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:54,200
She's not?
319
00:10:54,233 --> 00:10:56,667
Not even a little bit.
320
00:10:56,700 --> 00:10:59,000
Oh, she is, too.
Cheryl adores you.
321
00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:00,076
I love to shop,
you know what else?
322
00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:01,067
What?
323
00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:02,067
Cook.
324
00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:03,067
I shop and I cook.
325
00:11:03,100 --> 00:11:04,167
You don't cook, Larry.
326
00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:05,400
I'm the double header.
327
00:11:05,433 --> 00:11:07,767
Mary, you should have
married this man.
328
00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:08,900
Let me tell you something.
329
00:11:08,933 --> 00:11:10,467
Nothing...
330
00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:12,967
Nothing gives me more pleasure
than cracking an egg.
331
00:11:13,067 --> 00:11:14,300
Nothing.
332
00:11:14,333 --> 00:11:15,343
I'll make you some omelets.
333
00:11:15,367 --> 00:11:16,733
I'll flip you out.
334
00:11:16,767 --> 00:11:18,500
I will flip you out.
335
00:11:18,533 --> 00:11:19,500
You cook?
336
00:11:19,533 --> 00:11:21,733
That is so sexy.
337
00:11:21,767 --> 00:11:22,867
Mary!
338
00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:23,933
Well, I'm sorry.
339
00:11:23,967 --> 00:11:25,567
We're friends, I can say that.
340
00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:26,867
No big deal.
341
00:11:26,900 --> 00:11:28,700
I know, I know,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
342
00:11:28,733 --> 00:11:30,409
I'm just very old fashioned
about that kind of...
343
00:11:30,433 --> 00:11:31,943
Oh, no, Larry, Larry, honey,
that's, that's my water.
344
00:11:31,967 --> 00:11:33,767
Oh!
345
00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:37,667
( Coughing ) excuse me.
346
00:11:44,433 --> 00:11:45,900
( Coughing )
347
00:11:51,067 --> 00:11:52,533
Hi!
348
00:11:52,567 --> 00:11:54,300
Hey!
349
00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:56,367
Hi, I'm in here!
350
00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,066
Where're you going?
351
00:11:58,067 --> 00:11:59,167
Oh.
352
00:12:01,167 --> 00:12:04,167
( Laughing ) what have you,
what you have got there?
353
00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:05,300
Went to Barney's.
354
00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:06,500
I can see that.
355
00:12:06,533 --> 00:12:07,500
Yeah.
356
00:12:07,533 --> 00:12:09,267
I needed some stuff, so.
357
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:10,733
A new jacket?
358
00:12:10,767 --> 00:12:12,533
Oh, yeah.
359
00:12:12,567 --> 00:12:13,733
You like it?
360
00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:14,733
It's interesting,
don't you think?
361
00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:17,066
It's like half,
half jacket, half shirt.
362
00:12:17,067 --> 00:12:20,467
I've never seen you with
shopping bags before.
363
00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:23,200
What made you
decide to go shopping?
364
00:12:23,233 --> 00:12:24,833
I don't know.
365
00:12:24,867 --> 00:12:26,209
I was in the kitchen
this morning reading the paper
366
00:12:26,233 --> 00:12:27,333
and Mary called.
367
00:12:27,367 --> 00:12:30,600
And she said she was
going to Barney's and...
368
00:12:30,633 --> 00:12:32,733
I thought, oh, what the hell,
369
00:12:32,767 --> 00:12:34,567
I needed some stuff,
so, I met her over there.
370
00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,733
So, you went shopping with Mary?
371
00:12:36,767 --> 00:12:38,543
She called up to talk
about last night actually.
372
00:12:38,567 --> 00:12:39,867
Uh-huh.
373
00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:41,133
And what a great time she had
374
00:12:41,167 --> 00:12:43,133
and I told her
we had a great time.
375
00:12:43,167 --> 00:12:44,133
She says hello.
376
00:12:44,167 --> 00:12:45,433
Oh, okay.
377
00:12:45,467 --> 00:12:47,743
And I don't know, she just
mentioned she was going shopping
378
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,066
and next thing I knew,
379
00:12:50,067 --> 00:12:51,643
I said, alright, you know,
yeah, I'll go.
380
00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:54,533
That's bizarre, don't you think?
381
00:12:54,567 --> 00:12:56,500
Why?
382
00:12:56,533 --> 00:13:00,200
I've never been able to
get you to go shopping before.
383
00:13:00,233 --> 00:13:01,400
I'll go shopping.
384
00:13:01,433 --> 00:13:02,900
No, you won't.
385
00:13:02,933 --> 00:13:04,900
I'll go shopping any time
you want to go shopping,
386
00:13:04,933 --> 00:13:06,066
you let me know.
387
00:13:06,067 --> 00:13:07,509
I've asked you to go
shopping with me before.
388
00:13:07,533 --> 00:13:08,609
Well, maybe when you asked me,
389
00:13:08,633 --> 00:13:10,300
I had something to do,
I don't know.
390
00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:11,833
You want to go, let's go?!
391
00:13:11,867 --> 00:13:13,567
Not now, you don't
need anything now!
392
00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,067
Yes, I do.
393
00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:17,300
I could use some socks
and underwear, some stuff.
394
00:13:17,333 --> 00:13:18,833
A belt, I've gotta buy a belt.
395
00:13:18,867 --> 00:13:20,267
Uh-huh.
396
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,233
I've had this belt a long time.
397
00:13:22,267 --> 00:13:24,633
Um, should have got that today.
398
00:13:25,733 --> 00:13:27,767
Oh, also, her mother
was there, too.
399
00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:28,767
I forgot to mention that.
400
00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,100
Mary's mother?
401
00:13:30,133 --> 00:13:31,433
Very nice woman from Arkansas.
402
00:13:31,467 --> 00:13:33,267
Very nice.
403
00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:35,300
Mm-hmm.
404
00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:36,667
( Doorbell )
405
00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:37,833
Who the hell's that?
406
00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:42,933
Hey, Larry.
407
00:13:42,967 --> 00:13:43,933
Hey, Ted.
408
00:13:43,967 --> 00:13:44,967
Hey, who is it?
409
00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:45,967
Hey, Cheryl.
410
00:13:46,067 --> 00:13:46,967
It's Ted.
411
00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:48,467
How are you?
412
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:49,467
( Cheryl ) good,
how are you doing?
413
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:50,467
I'm good, thanks.
414
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:51,733
What's going on?
415
00:13:51,767 --> 00:13:53,543
Evidently you and Mary
switched bags at Barney's.
416
00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:54,533
I think this one's yours.
417
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,167
Oh, okay.
418
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:57,667
Oh, she must have my turtleneck.
419
00:13:57,700 --> 00:14:01,066
Um, alright, I got it,
I think it's in the trunk.
420
00:14:01,067 --> 00:14:02,333
That's a nice jacket.
421
00:14:02,367 --> 00:14:03,333
Mary's got the same one.
422
00:14:03,367 --> 00:14:04,600
Oh, really?
423
00:14:04,633 --> 00:14:06,900
Yeah, matter of fact,
I think she wore it today.
424
00:14:09,267 --> 00:14:10,833
I didn't even notice that.
425
00:14:10,867 --> 00:14:12,066
Where are we, out here?
426
00:14:12,067 --> 00:14:13,067
Yeah.
427
00:14:13,067 --> 00:14:14,067
See you,
good to see you, Cheryl.
428
00:14:14,068 --> 00:14:15,267
What a day, huh?
429
00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:17,667
Heaven, just heaven.
430
00:14:20,733 --> 00:14:23,333
So, a shopping spree
with the girls, huh, Larry?
431
00:14:23,367 --> 00:14:25,533
Yeah, where were you?
You should've come.
432
00:14:25,567 --> 00:14:26,667
We had a great time.
433
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,700
I kind of figured you
more as a sports guy.
434
00:14:28,733 --> 00:14:31,100
Oh, well, maybe you
just figured wrong.
435
00:14:31,133 --> 00:14:32,733
Yeah, yeah, well, that's nice.
436
00:14:32,767 --> 00:14:34,733
That's nice.
437
00:14:34,767 --> 00:14:37,167
No, hey, we'll go to
a ball game some time.
438
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,209
That'd be fun, I'd like that.
439
00:14:38,233 --> 00:14:39,200
Yeah, great.
440
00:14:39,233 --> 00:14:40,667
See you.
441
00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:42,700
Okay, oh, Paul Simon.
442
00:14:42,733 --> 00:14:44,133
Right, hey, you know what?
443
00:14:44,167 --> 00:14:46,448
Maybe you should call Mary
first, figure out what to wear.
444
00:14:55,767 --> 00:14:57,067
I gotta go.
445
00:14:59,133 --> 00:15:01,867
Hey, did, uh, Ted Danson
or Mary steenburgen call?
446
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:02,967
No.
447
00:15:03,067 --> 00:15:06,833
Uh, okay, but,
and I'm not sure this means.
448
00:15:06,867 --> 00:15:08,843
They invited us to this thing,
this concert for Friday.
449
00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:10,376
It's Wednesday, it's plenty
of time, right, that's...
450
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:11,933
Oh, yeah.
451
00:15:11,967 --> 00:15:13,243
If they call by tomorrow,
you're fine, right?
452
00:15:13,267 --> 00:15:14,467
Yeah.
453
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:16,200
Hey, can you figure this out?
454
00:15:16,233 --> 00:15:18,267
Louie from
the bowling alley called
455
00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:19,609
and he said to call
back right away.
456
00:15:19,633 --> 00:15:20,767
What's that?
457
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:22,133
The guy must be
in with my shoes.
458
00:15:22,167 --> 00:15:24,067
What shoes?
459
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,433
Larry, glad you're here.
460
00:15:28,467 --> 00:15:30,933
Right here, that's the guy.
461
00:15:30,967 --> 00:15:32,467
Those are your shoes, right?
462
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:33,467
Yeah.
463
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,233
Is he, like,
a tough guy, this guy?
464
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,066
No, go ahead, I'm here.
465
00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:38,700
You watch this, okay?
466
00:15:38,733 --> 00:15:40,333
Don't leave your post.
467
00:15:40,367 --> 00:15:42,100
I'm right here.
468
00:15:51,267 --> 00:15:52,500
Nice shoes.
469
00:15:52,533 --> 00:15:53,500
Thanks.
470
00:15:53,533 --> 00:15:55,233
I think they're mine.
471
00:15:55,267 --> 00:15:57,066
You're kidding.
472
00:15:57,067 --> 00:15:59,066
Kidding? No, they're my shoes.
473
00:15:59,067 --> 00:16:00,867
They're your shoes?
474
00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:01,867
Yeah.
475
00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:03,700
How can they be your shoes?
476
00:16:03,733 --> 00:16:05,200
How can they be?
477
00:16:05,233 --> 00:16:07,376
Because that guy gave them
to you by mistake the other day.
478
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,733
Well, that's weird.
479
00:16:09,767 --> 00:16:11,133
That's weird?
480
00:16:11,167 --> 00:16:12,167
Yeah.
481
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,533
What's weird?
482
00:16:13,567 --> 00:16:14,776
That he would
give me those shoes?
483
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:16,167
No, that's not weird.
484
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,409
What's weird is that
you would put them on.
485
00:16:17,433 --> 00:16:18,467
That's what's weird.
486
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,100
That's, oh, man,
487
00:16:20,133 --> 00:16:21,909
it's not weird that he would
give me these shoes?
488
00:16:21,933 --> 00:16:23,100
No, that's a mistake.
489
00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:24,376
And they're not my shoes
and he gave them to me.
490
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,500
Yeah, that's a mistake.
491
00:16:25,533 --> 00:16:26,833
That's an honest mistake.
492
00:16:26,867 --> 00:16:28,833
Yeah, what's weird is
that you would take shoes
493
00:16:28,867 --> 00:16:30,243
that don't belong to you
and put them on.
494
00:16:30,267 --> 00:16:31,500
That's weird.
495
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:34,067
Or even weirder that you left
without even your shoes.
496
00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:35,833
That's not that weird.
497
00:16:35,867 --> 00:16:37,067
I had nothing else to wear.
498
00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:39,066
Oh, that would be,
that'd be kind of weird.
499
00:16:39,067 --> 00:16:40,867
No, that's gonna
be weird for you now
500
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,067
after I get the shoes back.
501
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:43,100
That'll be weird.
502
00:16:43,133 --> 00:16:44,100
Oh, you want them back?
503
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,100
Yeah, I do.
504
00:16:45,133 --> 00:16:46,233
Oh, okay.
505
00:16:46,267 --> 00:16:47,533
Wow.
506
00:16:47,567 --> 00:16:49,600
They're comfortable shoes.
507
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:50,867
Yeah, I know they are.
508
00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:52,776
He gave them to me, I don't
know what he was thinking.
509
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,133
He's a nut.
510
00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:55,800
He's a little nutty, isn't he?
511
00:16:55,833 --> 00:16:57,066
Yeah, I know.
512
00:16:57,067 --> 00:16:58,067
He's a little crazy.
513
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,067
He's just a little crazy.
514
00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:00,133
He's a little crazy.
515
00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:01,243
Those are comfortable shoes.
516
00:17:01,267 --> 00:17:02,333
I'm glad you liked 'em.
517
00:17:02,367 --> 00:17:03,333
Okay.
518
00:17:03,367 --> 00:17:04,900
Crazy, jeez.
519
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,500
Remember me?
520
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:15,667
Sure do.
521
00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:16,667
Yeah, the shoes?
522
00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:17,667
I know the ones.
523
00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:18,667
How'd you do?
524
00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:19,733
Perfect.
525
00:17:19,767 --> 00:17:23,167
I used a desalter liquid
with a scrub brush.
526
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:26,300
And then I used
a deodorizer spray.
527
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:28,467
They smell like new shoes.
528
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:29,467
No kidding.
529
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:30,633
All fumigated?
530
00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:31,633
Perfect.
531
00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:32,967
So, I can wear them?
532
00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:33,967
All safe?
533
00:17:34,067 --> 00:17:35,100
Yeah, enjoy them.
534
00:17:35,133 --> 00:17:36,300
Thanks.
535
00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:37,300
I'm gonna put them on.
536
00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:38,333
Please, do.
537
00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:43,267
Listen to this.
538
00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:47,300
Smokey got me floor seats
to Paul Simon.
539
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:48,900
You're kidding, really?
540
00:17:48,933 --> 00:17:49,900
Yup.
541
00:17:49,933 --> 00:17:51,300
That's great.
542
00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:54,167
You know what? I still haven't
heard from Ted and Mary.
543
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,300
I mean, you know,
we don't know where to go,
544
00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:58,433
where to pick up the tickets,
we don't know anything.
545
00:17:58,467 --> 00:18:00,733
It's Thursday already,
I'm getting a little concerned.
546
00:18:00,767 --> 00:18:01,767
Want me to call them?
547
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:04,867
Hi, I'm the salesman
from Barney's, Danny.
548
00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:06,567
You ordered some shoes.
549
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:07,933
Oh, the shoes, yeah, yeah.
550
00:18:07,967 --> 00:18:08,933
How you doing?
551
00:18:08,967 --> 00:18:10,433
Good.
552
00:18:10,467 --> 00:18:12,833
They haven't come in yet,
but as soon as they do...
553
00:18:12,867 --> 00:18:14,233
Um...
554
00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:17,867
Those are campers.
555
00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:19,267
Yeah, what happened was, uh...
556
00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:21,533
You're still coming in
to get the...
557
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:23,200
Well, let me
tell you what happened.
558
00:18:23,233 --> 00:18:26,367
Somebody took the shoes
originally that I had...
559
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,743
I don't need to hear
the whole story.
560
00:18:27,767 --> 00:18:31,066
You're coming in to purchase
the shoes though, right?
561
00:18:31,067 --> 00:18:34,067
Well, I don't really
need the shoes now
562
00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:36,467
because I got them back
at the bowling alley, so.
563
00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:39,867
You asked me to
waive the deposit
564
00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:41,500
and I did that for you.
565
00:18:41,533 --> 00:18:43,743
You looked like an honest person
and I trusted your face.
566
00:18:43,767 --> 00:18:45,066
He is an honest person.
567
00:18:45,067 --> 00:18:47,600
You're very honest,
you're honest.
568
00:18:47,633 --> 00:18:49,533
Okay, this doesn't concern you.
569
00:18:49,567 --> 00:18:51,333
I haven't done
anything dishonest.
570
00:18:51,367 --> 00:18:53,500
I can't, I don't
need the shoes anymore.
571
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:54,767
That's not dishonest.
572
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,533
Sir, you asked a favor of me
and I helped you out,
573
00:18:57,567 --> 00:18:59,300
but as long
you're taken care of,
574
00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:01,100
I guess that's all
that really matters.
575
00:19:01,133 --> 00:19:04,667
No, that's not what's
all that really matters.
576
00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:06,133
That's not what matters.
577
00:19:06,167 --> 00:19:08,133
I mean, do you want me
to buy two pairs?
578
00:19:08,167 --> 00:19:10,833
No, I work on commission, okay?
579
00:19:10,867 --> 00:19:14,367
And now, I'm put in
a bad situation, alright?
580
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,600
You know,
I'm stuck with these shoes.
581
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:19,066
And so I can't even...
582
00:19:19,067 --> 00:19:20,200
How much is the commission?
583
00:19:20,233 --> 00:19:21,200
I'll pay you
the commission, okay?
584
00:19:21,233 --> 00:19:22,500
That is so insulting.
585
00:19:22,533 --> 00:19:23,967
How dare you?
586
00:19:24,067 --> 00:19:25,333
That's not a "how dare you".
587
00:19:25,367 --> 00:19:27,367
What do you mean, dare?
I'm not dare...
588
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,733
I am not a shoe whore.
589
00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:30,276
I didn't accuse you
of being a shoe whore.
590
00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:32,200
I'm trying to
rectify the situation.
591
00:19:32,233 --> 00:19:35,100
You cannot buy your way
out of this situation.
592
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:37,967
People like you are the problem.
593
00:19:38,067 --> 00:19:39,600
Oh, yeah, I'm not...
I'm the solution.
594
00:19:39,633 --> 00:19:42,467
I'm the solution
to the problem, okay?
595
00:19:59,433 --> 00:20:01,533
This is outrageous,
it really is.
596
00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:04,600
I mean, what kind of people
invite you to go to a concert
597
00:20:04,633 --> 00:20:06,200
and then they don't call you?
598
00:20:06,233 --> 00:20:07,867
It's 4:30.
599
00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:09,433
Maybe we should call them.
600
00:20:09,467 --> 00:20:11,100
Do you know how awkward that is?
601
00:20:11,133 --> 00:20:14,000
I mean, they know
they invited us to the concert.
602
00:20:14,033 --> 00:20:16,100
They're obviously
deliberately not calling.
603
00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:18,067
How could I call them up and go,
604
00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:19,367
"we're waiting for your call."
605
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,500
And then they'll say,
606
00:20:20,533 --> 00:20:22,400
"well, we don't
want to go with you."
607
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,000
At least lie to us.
608
00:20:25,033 --> 00:20:26,000
Right, something.
609
00:20:26,033 --> 00:20:27,000
You know, call us and lie.
610
00:20:27,033 --> 00:20:28,409
Don't let us sit here
like schmucks.
611
00:20:28,433 --> 00:20:29,500
Yeah.
612
00:20:29,533 --> 00:20:32,000
A lie is a gesture,
it's a courtesy.
613
00:20:32,033 --> 00:20:33,533
It's a little respect.
614
00:20:33,567 --> 00:20:36,333
This is very disrespectful.
615
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:39,300
Well, why would they decide
616
00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:40,809
that they don't want
to go with us, though?
617
00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:42,167
I don't know.
618
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,676
I mean, did we not
have a good time with them
619
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:45,000
when we went bowling?
620
00:20:45,033 --> 00:20:46,867
We had a great... was that fun?
621
00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:48,233
That was a good time.
622
00:20:48,267 --> 00:20:52,133
I mean, did we do something
to offend them?
623
00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:04,200
What?
624
00:21:04,233 --> 00:21:07,833
After Barney's the other day,
we went out to lunch.
625
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:09,066
Right.
626
00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:13,433
And, uh, I took a sip
from a glass of water.
627
00:21:13,467 --> 00:21:19,333
And her mother said to me,
"that's my glass."
628
00:21:19,367 --> 00:21:22,267
And I went "bleh!", like that.
629
00:21:28,467 --> 00:21:29,700
Larry.
630
00:21:31,933 --> 00:21:33,933
I can't believe
you're even acting
631
00:21:33,967 --> 00:21:35,800
like you don't know
why we're not invited.
632
00:21:35,833 --> 00:21:37,400
I didn't think of it.
633
00:21:37,433 --> 00:21:38,767
Unbelievable.
634
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:41,467
Of course, they're not
gonna call us.
635
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,200
Mary's mother?
636
00:21:44,467 --> 00:21:46,333
What's wrong with you?
637
00:21:49,067 --> 00:21:51,700
I really wanted to
go to that concert.
638
00:21:51,733 --> 00:21:53,700
So did I, I like Paul Simon.
639
00:21:56,500 --> 00:22:02,600
* I met my old lover
on the street last night *
640
00:22:02,633 --> 00:22:05,700
* she seems so glad to see me *
641
00:22:05,733 --> 00:22:07,800
* I just smile
642
00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:12,600
* and we talked
about some old times *
643
00:22:12,633 --> 00:22:15,633
* and we drank
ourselves some beers *
644
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:21,867
* still crazy
after all these years *
645
00:22:21,900 --> 00:22:26,967
* oh, still crazy
after all these years *
646
00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:38,900
* I'm not the kind of man
who tends to socialize *
647
00:22:40,833 --> 00:22:44,900
* I seem to lean on
old familiar ways *
648
00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:53,700
* and I ain't no fool for love
songs that whisper in my ears *
649
00:22:53,733 --> 00:22:58,933
* still crazy
after all these years *
650
00:22:58,967 --> 00:23:04,633
* oh, still crazy
after all these years *
651
00:23:04,667 --> 00:23:06,500
oh, hi, how are you?
652
00:23:06,533 --> 00:23:07,809
Good, I'd like
to return this, please.
653
00:23:07,833 --> 00:23:09,567
What seems to be the problem?
654
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:12,300
Uh, you know, it's kind of
half jacket, half shirt,
655
00:23:12,333 --> 00:23:14,167
half man, half beast.
656
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:15,467
I don't know, it's...
657
00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:17,267
It looked so great on you
the other day.
658
00:23:17,300 --> 00:23:18,533
Excuse me.
659
00:23:18,567 --> 00:23:19,967
No, sir, no, I'm sorry.
660
00:23:20,067 --> 00:23:21,733
We will not be
accepting that from you.
661
00:23:21,767 --> 00:23:23,043
Why, what are you talking about?
662
00:23:23,067 --> 00:23:23,967
Why not?
663
00:23:24,067 --> 00:23:25,067
I know your little game.
664
00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:26,933
And I'm not playing it.
665
00:23:26,967 --> 00:23:28,900
There's no game!
What do you mean, a game?
666
00:23:28,933 --> 00:23:30,533
I haven't worn this.
667
00:23:30,567 --> 00:23:32,309
Listen, I only wore this in
the store the day I bought it.
668
00:23:32,333 --> 00:23:33,567
Sir, I did a favor for you.
669
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,067
And you messed me over once
670
00:23:35,100 --> 00:23:36,343
and I'm not gonna
let it happen again.
671
00:23:36,367 --> 00:23:38,066
When did I mess you over?
672
00:23:38,067 --> 00:23:39,276
I don't know what you're
talking about, mess you over.
673
00:23:39,300 --> 00:23:40,733
Oh, you're so innocent.
674
00:23:40,767 --> 00:23:42,833
I'm not diabolical,
you think I'm diabolical?
675
00:23:42,867 --> 00:23:45,167
Yap, yap, yap, I don't
want to hear about it, okay?
676
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,433
Here's the thing.
677
00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:50,400
I did a favor for you
and you walked over me.
678
00:23:50,433 --> 00:23:52,100
I didn't even wear this thing.
679
00:23:52,133 --> 00:23:53,243
I should be allowed
to return this.
680
00:23:53,267 --> 00:23:54,233
It is ridiculous.
681
00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:56,133
Larry? Larry?
682
00:23:56,167 --> 00:23:57,467
Oh, hi!
683
00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:59,533
Hi!
684
00:24:00,467 --> 00:24:01,433
How are you?
685
00:24:01,467 --> 00:24:02,567
Good, how you doing?
686
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:03,733
Just fine.
687
00:24:03,767 --> 00:24:04,967
What are you doing here?
688
00:24:05,067 --> 00:24:06,909
Uh, I had a little zipper
problem on the... it's okay.
689
00:24:06,933 --> 00:24:10,067
Hey, were you at
that concert last night?
690
00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:11,633
Oh, yes.
691
00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:13,067
I mean, the box
was entirely full.
692
00:24:13,100 --> 00:24:14,233
Is that so?
693
00:24:14,267 --> 00:24:15,500
Yes.
694
00:24:15,533 --> 00:24:18,433
Did Ted or Mary
say anything about me, or?
695
00:24:18,467 --> 00:24:20,443
Oh, honey, I don't think anybody
mentioned your name at all.
696
00:24:20,467 --> 00:24:21,867
Oh, is that right?
697
00:24:21,900 --> 00:24:22,867
Yeah.
698
00:24:22,900 --> 00:24:24,400
It wasn't even mentioned at all?
699
00:24:24,433 --> 00:24:26,167
Well, I didn't hear
anybody say anything.
700
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:29,367
Where's Mary?
701
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,767
Oh, she's right over there.
702
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:34,967
Mrs. steenburgen!
703
00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:37,367
Hi!
704
00:24:38,267 --> 00:24:39,233
Hi.
705
00:24:39,267 --> 00:24:40,233
Oh, Mary!
706
00:24:40,267 --> 00:24:41,233
Larry!
707
00:24:41,267 --> 00:24:42,267
Hey.
708
00:24:42,300 --> 00:24:43,333
How weird.
709
00:24:43,367 --> 00:24:45,500
How weird to run into you
at Barney's again.
710
00:24:45,533 --> 00:24:46,700
Yeah.
711
00:24:46,733 --> 00:24:49,067
What have you got?
712
00:24:49,100 --> 00:24:51,833
Oh, I've got a zipper problem.
713
00:24:51,867 --> 00:24:53,066
I was gonna bring it over there.
714
00:24:53,067 --> 00:24:54,933
Oh, 'cause for a second
715
00:24:54,967 --> 00:24:56,143
I thought maybe
you were taking it back.
716
00:24:56,167 --> 00:24:57,900
I was gonna say, are you crazy?
717
00:24:57,933 --> 00:24:59,133
No, no, I love this thing.
718
00:24:59,167 --> 00:25:00,576
Okay, because that
looks so great on you.
719
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:01,700
Yeah, no, I love that.
720
00:25:01,733 --> 00:25:03,067
So...
721
00:25:03,100 --> 00:25:05,233
Can I ask you a question?
722
00:25:05,267 --> 00:25:07,067
Yeah.
723
00:25:07,100 --> 00:25:10,633
Cheryl and I were, you know,
you invited us to the concert
724
00:25:10,667 --> 00:25:12,867
and then you kind of never
called us about it.
725
00:25:12,900 --> 00:25:14,833
The Paul Simon concert.
726
00:25:14,867 --> 00:25:17,067
You're coming with us
tomorrow night.
727
00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:19,167
We're counting on you
being there.
728
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:22,100
Sunday night?
729
00:25:22,133 --> 00:25:24,367
We thought it was,
we thought it was last night.
730
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:25,767
No, no, well,
we went last night.
731
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:28,367
He's playing three nights,
Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
732
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:31,100
And we knew we were gonna go
two nights, Friday and Sunday.
733
00:25:31,133 --> 00:25:32,167
We're fans.
734
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,733
And we wanted you
to come Sunday night.
735
00:25:34,767 --> 00:25:36,467
You thought that
we'd forgotten you.
736
00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:37,733
I thought that, yeah.
737
00:25:37,767 --> 00:25:39,133
Larry.
738
00:25:39,167 --> 00:25:41,067
Larry.
739
00:25:41,733 --> 00:25:42,833
We would never do that.
740
00:25:42,867 --> 00:25:44,867
Tomorrow night, tomorrow night.
741
00:25:44,900 --> 00:25:46,309
Oh, my god,
so, you're going on Sunday?
742
00:25:46,333 --> 00:25:47,367
So are you.
743
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:48,667
Are you going?
744
00:25:48,700 --> 00:25:50,467
Oh, well,
I hadn't planned to go.
745
00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:51,600
Oh, no, you're coming.
746
00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:52,667
She's coming.
747
00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:54,066
You're coming, mom.
748
00:25:54,067 --> 00:25:55,900
Momma, you have to come.
749
00:25:55,933 --> 00:25:58,300
Alright, okay.
750
00:26:14,467 --> 00:26:16,066
Hello.
751
00:26:16,067 --> 00:26:17,400
Oh, hi.
752
00:26:17,433 --> 00:26:18,733
Hi.
753
00:26:19,867 --> 00:26:22,367
Uh, where's Ted and Mary?
754
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:25,066
Oh, honey, bill and Hillary
flew in this morning
755
00:26:25,067 --> 00:26:27,067
and then this evening
was the only time
756
00:26:27,100 --> 00:26:28,400
they could all get together.
757
00:26:28,433 --> 00:26:29,843
Uh, they said to tell you
they were really sorry
758
00:26:29,867 --> 00:26:31,433
and they'll call you tomorrow.
759
00:26:31,467 --> 00:26:34,700
Uh, where's your wife?
760
00:26:34,733 --> 00:26:39,367
Allen and Pam from Philadelphia,
her cousins, flew in.
761
00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:43,066
So, she couldn't come.
762
00:26:43,067 --> 00:26:44,267
Well, uh...
763
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:50,400
Well, I guess it's, uh,
you and me, huh?
764
00:26:50,433 --> 00:26:52,067
Yeah, guess so.
765
00:26:53,433 --> 00:26:56,833
* I seem to lean on
old familiar ways *
766
00:26:59,167 --> 00:27:06,300
* and I ain't no fool for love
songs that whisper in my ears *
767
00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:11,233
* still crazy
after all these years *
768
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:18,733
* still crazy
after all these years *
769
00:27:18,767 --> 00:27:22,400
captions copyright 2000
home box office
770
00:27:22,433 --> 00:27:26,267
a division of time Warner
entertainment company, l.P.
771
00:27:27,667 --> 00:27:31,267
Captioned by
hbo communications center
51734
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof