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My guest today has been called
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2002's most promising first time author,
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with his debut book flying off the shelves.
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-Jack Spencer, welcome to our program.
- -It's great to be here.
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Best-selling author Jack Spencer took five years
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to publish the follow-up to his debut.
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Critics seem to be on the same page.
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His overdue sophomore effort
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-is exactly that, sophomoric.
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In the "what happened to that guy bin," author Jack Spencer--
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finally released a new book today, entitled the rhythm wind.
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In the la weekly review of the book, bostra botten wrote--
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the only thing that's clear is his desire
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to land in the one-hit wonder aisle.
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- Daddy!
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Hey, munchkins!
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Gimme a kiss,
mwah, mwah!
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- Hey, where've you been?
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Oh, I had to
pack up my office early.
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The start-up wanted in Monday,
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so, I'll be writing
on our couch now.
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I'm sorry, uh,
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but can you pretend I'm a call
from your agent next time?
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Hmm, an
agent calling me?
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Now, my cartwheels!
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Ok, I got this,
i got this, here we go.
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Go for it.
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Do you guys have to leave?
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Oh, it's just for
five days, sweetie.
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Oh, that was a good one!
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Oh, yeah!
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Uncle Brad says
that if you don't
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get your act together soon,
we should pack up with mommy
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-and live with him
when you lose our house.
-Is that true?
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No, no, we're just going
on a grown-up vacation
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to enjoy each other.
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We used to do it all the time.
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Why did you stop?
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Uh, because
we couldn't bear
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to be away from you two!
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Jack?
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Uncle Brad!
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Ladies!
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Hey, aunt Erica!
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Did you tell the girls--
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look, Jack, you guys are
gonna love this place, trust me.
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- I wouldn't trust you--
uncle Brad!
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Uncle Brad!
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Our flight leaves
in two hours.
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Can I just pack
your bag for you?
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Sure.
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How could your brother say
that in front of the girls?
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His crib
had lead paint.
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Who does that?
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Can we please start this
trip with a clean slate?
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Ok.
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Sorry.
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Life moves pretty fast,
if you don't stop
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and look around once in
a while, you could miss it.
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Breakfast club?
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Ooh, close, same director,
a year later.
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Uh, Ferris Bueller's day off.
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Ding-ding-ding,
ok, your turn.
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- Oh, um...
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My turn.
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This is amazing!
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Yeah, amazing.
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Come on, silly boy.
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I just wish
we brought the girls.
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That would
defeat the purpose.
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Yeah, right, we
need alone time in the wild
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to rekindle our marriage.
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You agreed to this.
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I know you're gonna graze
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in the organic garden and wear
wild flowers in your hair,
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but what do you
expect me to do here?
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- Relax, roast s'mores.
- -Good times.
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A little dancing,
a little night life.
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Weird science.
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Correct.
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Unbelievable!
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Did you know
there were animals?
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Are we responsible for them?
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Relax, honey, it's all part
of this thing called nature.
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Oh, nature, interesting.
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Let's see, I don't
know what that is.
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What is nature?
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Well, cell service cut
out about 30 minutes ago,
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so welcome back to
the 20th century!
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Are you kidding me?
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What if the girls need us?
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They're fine,
they're with family.
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What did our parents
do when they got away?
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They would throw Martinis
at each other from
across the room.
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- Come on!
- -No, no, no, no, no.
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- Come on!
-Be careful, how old is this barn?
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Oh, the view
is amazing up here!
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- I'm sure it is.
-Oh, it's like a lookout tower, come on up!
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No way.
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A two-story barn doesn't qualify
for your fear of heights.
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Ok.
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Hey, there's
a wasp's nest!
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Well, it says there's
peppermint chili
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wasp repellent in the shed.
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Does that work?
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Only in the
eco-magical places!
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The food outside
is for the alpacas,
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and the carrots are
for donkey and yoti.
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don quixote, don't you
think they were trying
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a little hard with the vinyl
and the typewriter, ugh!
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- Mm, oh!
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Break it down!
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You know that was designed
to blind intruders, right?
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What,
you mean the boogey man?
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Yeah, look,
i got one, too.
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- What is that?
-A bug zapper!
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Ooh, you can dance
with that, you know?
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--Yes!
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Death!
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Well, enjoy killing your bugs.
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- I'll feed the donkeys.
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Can I come and hang with you?
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Oh.
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Oh, gosh!
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Amanda, ok, ok, ok.
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- Hey, shorty, yeah!
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- Ah, oh god!
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Oh god!
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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Come meet my friends.
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-What happened?
-Oh, just enjoying nature
in a sustainable way.
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Tasty, local, natural.
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- Ok.
-Look at this guy!
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- Eww!
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I'm going back to the barn.
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See ya!
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Hey, look at me,
I'm the ass whisperer!
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Ah!
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Ooh, ooh, so loud!
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You're so rude!
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You're adorable.
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I'm takin' a look
inside this shed.
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Be careful!
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Oh, there it is.
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Jeez, jumpy much?
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Well, I am in a shed
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in the middle of Texas
with a chainsaw!
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I don't think you
can be massacred,
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all the tools look green.
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Yeah, it doesn't
chop the trees down,
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-it just hugs 'em.
-Mm-hmm.
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Everything's gonna be all right.
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I just want things to
start going my way again.
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You have two beautiful daughters
and me going your way,
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so I don't know
what else you want.
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I don't know,
organic shed sex?
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Are you serious?
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No, I was joking, but...
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But, wait, wait, wait,
are you serious?
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I did... I love the idea
of organic shed sex!
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What?
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I'm just waiting for
Michael Myers to jump out.
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Kill!
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You mean Jason, Jason
was the one at the camp.
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Michael Myers
is from the 'burbs.
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Well, that's comforting.
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Did you ever think we'd be here?
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Alone on a farm?
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What I'm saying is
for us to come out here
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while our friends
and family back home
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are praying that we make a 180,
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hoping that it's not too late.
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It was my idea for me and
the girls to move in with Brad.
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What?
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I mean, it's not a done deal,
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it's just a back-up plan
in case.
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In case I don't magically
change under the stars at night.
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You know, I am trying.
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Trying what?
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Just leave it be, you don't
need to lock it out here.
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- I need to lock it.
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I can't believe you
got my wedding pajamas out!
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I haven't seen
these since Aspen.
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Mm, it's a vacation.
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You're not trying to poison me
with iocane powder are you?
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Inconceivable!
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Oh!
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Throwback Thursday!
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That's...
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This is it.
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We used to go up
on my mom's roof,
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and we'd bring out speakers,
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and we'd listen to kroq,
volume full blast.
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On the roof?
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- Yes, absolutely!
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We'd stay up there for hours.
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We'd listen to
Richard blade,
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and he'd play the smiths
and tears for fears.
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Depeche mode.
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Yeah, but we were
more into new order
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-because you had to pick a side.
-Oh.
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You couldn't like both.
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Mike wanted to be a drummer,
Dave, a professional surfer,
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and I wanted to
be a great writer.
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Mm.
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I used to wanna play so badly,
and I did play so badly.
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-Sing me a song.
-I can't sing.
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Mm, come on, it can't be
something from the '80s.
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No to the way.
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You sang
for me at our wedding.
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I was drunk.
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Ok, so, um...
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You were on your rooftop
new wave club.
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I just wanna go back
and tell that kid,
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"hey, go to business school,
study software.
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"Just learn how
to build an app."
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And break up with Julie cook,
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'cause you're gonna meet
this hot girl in college.
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That's right, and then you'll
have to dump that hot girl,
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because you're gonna
meet your wife.
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- That's not... thanks!
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What, that's me being funny!
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That's not funny.
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- It's not?
-Mm-mm.
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You should take the teaching
job, I mean, just for a season.
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I know it's not a lotta money,
but you could cover
the girls' tuition.
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I think that you
would have a lot
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of great things to
say to the students.
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Yeah, like, "quit now,
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before all your
dreams are crushed."
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This changes my whole
position on gun control.
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Why?
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Because living out here,
you'd have to be packing.
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I mean, rattlesnakes
and wild hogs,
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insane asylum escapees.
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I don't think we're
anywhere near any asylums
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or madhouses or
Indian burial grounds,
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though I bet there's a
prison somewhere nearby.
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You had to say that.
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Did you hear that?
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-Yes.
-Yes?
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-Who are you?
-Who are you?
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-We rented this place.
-So did we!
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Are you ok?
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Nate must've double-booked us.
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-Nate?
-He owns this place.
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Yeah, he rented it to us.
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Well, he rented it to us, too.
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- Hey, hey!
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- Oh my god!
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-Stop!
-Ok, are you cool?
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Let's sleep on it and we'll
figure it out in the morning.
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- Yeah.
-The morning?
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Dude, you
seriously injured me.
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He's hurt.
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Yeah, my head hurts.
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I'm sure you could
sleep in the airstream.
258
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,492
Yeah, or, or the yurt,
it's a tent--
259
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,528
we know what a yurt is.
260
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,330
Yeah, I gotta lay down.
261
00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:07,999
Yeah, we can just crash here.
262
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,734
We won't bother
you guys back there.
263
00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:11,636
Ok babe, come sit down.
264
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:15,173
- He's a maniac.
-I know, it's ok, it's ok.
265
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:17,175
There you go, it's ok.
266
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:19,344
- Ok?
- -I can't believe they did that to you!
267
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:21,412
I'll make you feel
better, I promise--
268
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,681
- you'll make me
feel better?
269
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:35,259
Why's the trailer shaking?
270
00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:38,262
Good thing for them
you don't have the gun.
271
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:46,104
- Oh, god!
272
00:17:11,263 --> 00:17:12,463
What's that smell?
273
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:18,669
Oh.
274
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:19,804
Hey!
275
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,773
Wakey-wakey, eggs and bakey!
276
00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:22,774
Coffee?
277
00:17:22,776 --> 00:17:26,110
Uh... thank you.
278
00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:28,780
Mm-hmm, here you go.
279
00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:31,449
Do you have any cream or--
280
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,518
it doesn't need it.
281
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:37,622
This is a finca herbazu,
it's a shade-grown pacamara.
282
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:40,058
-Ooh.
-Yeah, you guys
are gonna dig it.
283
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,060
It's got a primary note
of exotic fruits,
284
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:45,263
little suggestion of
maple syrup and praline.
285
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:46,664
Please?
286
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:49,300
Oh, ok.
287
00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:51,335
You guys
are going to love it!
288
00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:53,104
So tasty!
289
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:57,642
- I call this eggs bacondict.
290
00:17:57,644 --> 00:18:00,578
Uh, I don't do bacon.
291
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,814
Mm, health or ethics?
292
00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:04,782
Pet.
293
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:07,251
Pet, you, you got a pet pig?
294
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,653
Oh, I want one!
295
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:10,655
You grew up on a farm?
296
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:13,091
Condo, actually.
297
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:15,326
I wanted
a German Shepherd,
298
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:21,499
my mom wanted a hypoallergenic
pet, so I got wilbur.
299
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:22,733
Yep, say no more.
300
00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:27,538
You know what,
here, I got an idea.
301
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:31,509
Let's just take and put
this on my plate, no bacon.
302
00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:35,580
Here ya go, a killer
abealicious Kale smoothie.
303
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:38,883
Uh, yeah, um.
304
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:42,420
I'm not vegetarian,
i just don't eat pork.
305
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:45,289
Hmm, thank you.
306
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:53,564
So, where you guys from,
lemme guess, the oc.
307
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:57,502
- The bay area.
308
00:18:57,504 --> 00:19:01,205
Oh, my god,
i love the bay area!
309
00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:04,675
It's got, uh, blue bottle,
tacolicious.
310
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:07,278
Abe knows all
the coolest spots.
311
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,580
He's a programmer with
over 1000 followers.
312
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:12,783
His feed was featured last
summer, that's how we met.
313
00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,823
So what brings you guys here?
314
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,759
Extended honeymoon,
leading up to the reception.
315
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:27,832
-Yeah, it's elope now,
party later, right, baby?
-It's the new rage.
316
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,301
What about you cats,
how long you guys been married?
317
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:31,602
14 years.
318
00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:34,305
15 years.
319
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:37,808
Wow, congratulations, that's--
320
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:40,678
-a long time!
-It's a long time, yeah, wow.
321
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,714
-It's awesome.
-That's great.
322
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,583
Mm.
323
00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:48,519
So is this, like, an
anniversary thing for you guys?
324
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:52,490
No, no, it's a
private retreat.
325
00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:56,527
That was a little harsh.
326
00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:59,530
We made you breakfast.
327
00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:02,633
We made you smoothies.
328
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:06,571
You know, and juice, coffee.
329
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:10,208
I don't appreciate that, and
i think that's really mean.
330
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:12,843
-We could take the yurt.
-No, wh--
331
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:16,214
really, oh, that is so ni--
oh my goodness.
332
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:17,381
Thank you guys so much!
333
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,749
That's so nice of you!
334
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:21,352
That's so
amazing, oh my gosh!
335
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:25,489
- Oh, my god!
- -Oh, my gosh!
336
00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:28,993
Besides, you guys look
totally made for glamping.
337
00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:31,229
Y'know, glam camping!
338
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,831
Glamping, is that,
like, a thing?
339
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,366
Totally.
340
00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:36,834
We keep doing that!
341
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,502
It's too much, stop!
342
00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:40,004
I don't wanna stop.
343
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:42,306
It... it's settled then.
344
00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:44,709
-Thank you so much.
-Thank you.
345
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:48,279
Well, I'm gonna get you some
milk then for your coffee.
346
00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:50,281
It doesn't need it.
347
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,853
He just misses wilbur.
348
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:58,756
That's some pig.
349
00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:26,584
Naughty!
350
00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:29,987
Oh!
351
00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:08,859
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
352
00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:11,762
-Freeze!
-You coulda killed me!
353
00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:14,665
Are you a native, originating
or occurring naturally
354
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,567
in the wilds of Texas?
355
00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:19,603
No, I'm Jack from California.
356
00:22:20,038 --> 00:22:21,072
Hands up!
357
00:22:21,074 --> 00:22:22,773
Ok, easy, boy scout!
358
00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:24,442
I'm not a scout,
359
00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:27,845
I'm a seventh-year
baron academy Griffin.
360
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,880
Are you alone out here,
don't you have a parent
361
00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:32,416
or the buddy system?
362
00:22:32,418 --> 00:22:33,551
Even talking with you puts me
363
00:22:33,553 --> 00:22:35,586
in jeopardy of badge debarment.
364
00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:38,422
Ok, well, then,
I'll just leave now, ok?
365
00:22:38,424 --> 00:22:41,926
-It's too late for that.
-What?
366
00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:44,628
So we met up at the
gathering in Portland,
367
00:22:44,630 --> 00:22:47,098
and three months
later, we're hitched!
368
00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:48,599
- That's wild.
369
00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:50,634
They always say, when
you know, you know!
370
00:22:50,636 --> 00:22:51,869
- I guess.
371
00:22:58,478 --> 00:23:01,045
-Here he is!
-Who?
372
00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:02,813
Nate cortes.
373
00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:06,684
The owner, how do
you know what he looks like?
374
00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:12,390
Hey, welcome to green acres.
375
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:15,393
The welcome is, is all mine!
376
00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:18,129
I, welcome to green acres!
377
00:23:18,131 --> 00:23:22,500
I, I didn't know you
were gonna be here, well,
378
00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:25,970
welcome home, it's,
sorry, it's,
379
00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:28,706
it's so nice, nice to meet you.
380
00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:30,875
I just wanted to say that I, um,
381
00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:33,677
I do my best to be green
and I love everything
382
00:23:33,679 --> 00:23:35,579
eco-friendly that
you've done here.
383
00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:38,549
Yeah, you must be Amanda.
384
00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:43,587
Yeah, why, yes,
i think I am.
385
00:23:44,856 --> 00:23:46,457
And Jamie?
386
00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:48,926
-Yeah.
-So how's the yurt?
387
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:52,663
Yes, um, they actually
wanted the yurt,
388
00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:55,766
so we're cool in the spartan.
389
00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:58,869
We'll, um, we'll, we'll
take the yurt tonight,
390
00:23:58,871 --> 00:24:02,139
and maybe just a discount
for the difference.
391
00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:04,008
Nah, I'll do you one better.
392
00:24:04,010 --> 00:24:06,644
A night free, on the house.
393
00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:10,714
Thank you, but my kids, so.
394
00:24:10,716 --> 00:24:13,984
We would be open
to staying longer.
395
00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:15,152
Possibly.
396
00:24:16,621 --> 00:24:21,025
So, uh, you all
like a tour of the land?
397
00:24:21,827 --> 00:24:22,726
Yes.
398
00:25:44,075 --> 00:25:46,677
Bowhunting badge, knot badge,
399
00:25:46,679 --> 00:25:50,180
shelter badge, should get
my fire badge tonight,
400
00:25:50,182 --> 00:25:52,182
all in two moons, no help.
401
00:25:52,184 --> 00:25:54,885
We teach ourselves,
the students are in charge.
402
00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:57,888
Kill the pig, spill his blood!
403
00:25:57,890 --> 00:26:01,792
Ironically, my last task
is to capture a wild hog.
404
00:26:01,794 --> 00:26:03,060
You're kidding me.
405
00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:04,995
Nope, have
to trap it alive.
406
00:26:04,997 --> 00:26:09,133
-All by yourself?
-Yeah, no help,
no teachers, no homework.
407
00:26:09,135 --> 00:26:13,037
-Wow.
-Our academy is like
the best of socrates,
408
00:26:13,039 --> 00:26:15,005
boy scouts, and
Google put together.
409
00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:17,641
Well, that's quite a mash-up.
410
00:26:17,643 --> 00:26:19,109
Do you have kids in school?
411
00:26:19,111 --> 00:26:21,312
Yeah, two, here.
412
00:26:21,314 --> 00:26:23,180
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
413
00:26:24,350 --> 00:26:26,250
Whoa, no, no, no,
pictures,
414
00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:30,287
just my phone, here.
Here.
415
00:26:32,657 --> 00:26:35,092
Yeah, look at their pictures.
416
00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:38,796
-Molly and Caroline.
-Uncle Brad says that if...
417
00:26:38,798 --> 00:26:41,265
No, no, no, no, not that one.
Not that one.
418
00:26:41,267 --> 00:26:42,800
...pack up with mommy and live with him
419
00:26:42,802 --> 00:26:43,934
when you lose our house.
420
00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:46,770
Ok, that's enough.
421
00:26:46,772 --> 00:26:47,905
Thanks.
422
00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:52,242
They're cute.
423
00:26:52,244 --> 00:26:54,912
Yeah, one of their many
outstanding qualities.
424
00:26:59,151 --> 00:27:01,819
You in the shit?
425
00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:05,122
Yeah, deep, just
tryin' to climb out.
426
00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:06,890
You've crossed the threshold,
427
00:27:06,892 --> 00:27:08,158
in the belly of the whale,
428
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:11,095
headed into the road of trials.
429
00:27:11,097 --> 00:27:12,863
Do you have a smart goal?
430
00:27:12,865 --> 00:27:16,867
-Maybe.
-S-m-a-r-t, specific,
measurable, achievable,
431
00:27:16,869 --> 00:27:18,769
realistic, and time-bound.
432
00:27:18,771 --> 00:27:21,171
Huh, that I do not.
433
00:27:21,173 --> 00:27:22,873
You should.
434
00:27:22,875 --> 00:27:25,909
What do you think my
smart goal should be?
435
00:27:25,911 --> 00:27:27,911
What do you think?
436
00:27:27,913 --> 00:27:29,380
I'm not gonna tell you
how to get your wife
437
00:27:29,382 --> 00:27:31,649
and keep your girls!
438
00:27:31,651 --> 00:27:34,652
That's right,
no teachers, no answers.
439
00:27:34,654 --> 00:27:38,956
- Only guides.
440
00:27:40,058 --> 00:27:41,659
We've talked too much,
441
00:27:41,661 --> 00:27:43,293
I can't take the risk
with the council.
442
00:27:43,295 --> 00:27:45,429
Whoa, dude, dude, dude, dude!
443
00:27:45,431 --> 00:27:48,032
Speak of this to no one.
444
00:27:48,034 --> 00:27:51,835
Well, your hero's journey
is safe with me.
445
00:27:53,406 --> 00:27:55,039
Shake on it.
446
00:27:55,041 --> 00:27:56,340
Is that necessary?
447
00:28:14,826 --> 00:28:16,827
Lemme guess, you got tied up?
448
00:28:16,829 --> 00:28:18,896
Funny you should say that.
449
00:28:18,898 --> 00:28:22,166
- I ran into--
-a better attitude?
450
00:28:23,268 --> 00:28:25,803
Of course.
451
00:28:25,805 --> 00:28:28,806
I went into the woods
to live deliberately,
452
00:28:28,808 --> 00:28:33,077
live deep, and suck
the marrow out of life!
453
00:28:33,079 --> 00:28:35,746
To live so sturdily
and spartan-like
454
00:28:35,748 --> 00:28:38,882
as to put to rout all
that was not life,
455
00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:41,218
to drive life into the corner
456
00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:45,055
and reduce it to
its lowest terms.
457
00:28:45,057 --> 00:28:46,223
Hello, Thoreau.
458
00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:47,825
Hello, Tarzan.
459
00:28:47,827 --> 00:28:50,461
That's Nate.
460
00:28:50,463 --> 00:28:53,964
Welcome to my homestead.
461
00:28:53,966 --> 00:28:56,734
I'm gonna just go
back to the tent.
462
00:28:56,736 --> 00:28:59,036
It's a yurt.
463
00:29:00,506 --> 00:29:02,773
Well, aren't you two in sync!
464
00:29:05,010 --> 00:29:09,513
Woo-hoo!
465
00:29:09,515 --> 00:29:10,948
C'mon, dude!
466
00:29:10,950 --> 00:29:13,784
What the hell is that?
467
00:29:13,786 --> 00:29:15,953
They're here!
468
00:29:15,955 --> 00:29:19,523
Amanda, Nate, Jack,
come meet our wedding party!
469
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:30,334
We are getting
out of here tonight!
470
00:29:30,336 --> 00:29:31,869
To go where?
471
00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:34,404
Anywhere but here.
472
00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:49,987
-So you guys have a goal?
-Yeah, we have a goal,
I'm like hashtag campvibes.
473
00:29:49,989 --> 00:29:53,390
This is fun, you're
having your reception here?
474
00:29:53,392 --> 00:29:55,959
Oh, no, it's not like a
wedding party like that.
475
00:29:55,961 --> 00:30:00,030
It's just like a hang
since we got married alone.
476
00:30:00,032 --> 00:30:01,899
This is my main man
here, Jordan.
477
00:30:01,901 --> 00:30:05,169
He's my brochada, made the
trek in with Ana the vanna.
478
00:30:05,171 --> 00:30:09,039
She's my vannagram,
a photobooth on wheels.
479
00:30:09,041 --> 00:30:10,274
Lucky man!
480
00:30:10,276 --> 00:30:11,875
So I've been told.
481
00:30:11,877 --> 00:30:14,111
Hey, guys, hey, Jack.
482
00:30:14,113 --> 00:30:16,547
We weren't properly introduced.
483
00:30:16,549 --> 00:30:18,282
Ever since I was
looking down on you,
484
00:30:18,284 --> 00:30:21,318
I kept thinking, you look
incredibly familiar to me.
485
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,353
Oh, well,
486
00:30:23,355 --> 00:30:28,025
some people think I look
like Harrison Ford.
487
00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:31,428
Uh, laugh it up, fuzzball!
488
00:30:33,599 --> 00:30:36,900
It's a
game we play, uh.
489
00:30:36,902 --> 00:30:40,170
-Empire strikes back. -Empire strikes back.
490
00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:46,376
Uh, you're not gonna get
any reception out here.
491
00:30:46,378 --> 00:30:49,413
- Archive, bro!
492
00:30:49,415 --> 00:30:50,414
Come on!
493
00:30:50,416 --> 00:30:52,049
- Oh, ok.
494
00:30:52,051 --> 00:30:56,453
- Over here, over here, Jack!
495
00:30:57,422 --> 00:30:59,089
Glamping!
496
00:31:16,876 --> 00:31:18,075
All right, I'm not kidding,
497
00:31:18,077 --> 00:31:20,577
you look remarkably
familiar to me.
498
00:31:20,579 --> 00:31:23,146
I don't know,
i don't know what to say.
499
00:31:23,148 --> 00:31:24,281
I know.
500
00:31:27,252 --> 00:31:31,421
W-w-wait, are you
Jack Spencer, the author?
501
00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:34,224
Yeah.
502
00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:37,527
I knew it, I knew it!
503
00:31:37,529 --> 00:31:38,462
I didn't tell him!
504
00:31:38,464 --> 00:31:40,063
I'm a huge fan, man!
505
00:31:40,065 --> 00:31:42,099
Why didn't you tell me before?
506
00:31:42,101 --> 00:31:44,568
-Uh--
-so he's a, you're a,
you're a famous writer?
507
00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:46,136
That's, that's awesome!
508
00:31:46,138 --> 00:31:49,606
That's fantastic!
509
00:31:49,608 --> 00:31:53,577
Hey, hey, d-do, do you skate?
510
00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:55,612
-No.
-Come on, man, we gotta
hit that later, man.
511
00:31:55,614 --> 00:31:58,649
You, you said it,
never be motivated
512
00:31:58,651 --> 00:32:02,252
by fear, comfort,
or fame, right?
513
00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:03,186
Right.
514
00:32:03,188 --> 00:32:04,121
Right?
515
00:32:04,123 --> 00:32:05,622
Did you write that?
516
00:32:05,624 --> 00:32:07,925
A long time ago.
517
00:32:07,927 --> 00:32:08,659
That's good.
518
00:32:08,661 --> 00:32:12,262
Oh, it's good!
519
00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:15,065
All right, you guys relax,
i-i have to finish
520
00:32:15,067 --> 00:32:17,234
a reclaimed pallet bench
and some pickling.
521
00:32:17,236 --> 00:32:19,136
Hey, I'll let you try
some of my famous pickles.
522
00:32:19,138 --> 00:32:21,271
And, and your ginger kombucha.
523
00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:22,706
Yeah, yeah,
that's, that's right.
524
00:32:22,708 --> 00:32:25,943
I, uh, I ran out for
the season, but, uh,
525
00:32:25,945 --> 00:32:28,645
we'll gather later tonight,
have a good time, all right?
526
00:32:28,647 --> 00:32:30,347
Yeah, sounds great.
527
00:32:30,349 --> 00:32:34,651
Jack Spencer!
528
00:32:34,653 --> 00:32:36,586
- Oh, god!
529
00:32:36,588 --> 00:32:38,221
Kombucha?
530
00:32:38,223 --> 00:32:41,024
Eh, I read about it
on the website or,
531
00:32:41,026 --> 00:32:43,393
or Facebook or something.
532
00:32:43,395 --> 00:32:47,064
You're Facebook friends?
533
00:32:47,066 --> 00:32:51,001
Eh, that's how he
gives directions.
534
00:32:51,003 --> 00:32:55,539
-Wow, ok.
-You guys still use Facebook?
535
00:32:55,541 --> 00:32:57,407
I do not.
536
00:32:57,409 --> 00:32:59,576
- Good move.
-Yeah.
537
00:33:05,116 --> 00:33:06,216
Too bad
there's no signal
538
00:33:06,218 --> 00:33:08,719
to check your status updates.
539
00:34:12,683 --> 00:34:16,219
- Brave, strong, no fear.
540
00:34:22,260 --> 00:34:23,493
Fire badge!
541
00:34:36,642 --> 00:34:37,808
Suck!
542
00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:40,544
- All right!
543
00:34:40,546 --> 00:34:42,679
Who wants another
green acres mule?
544
00:34:42,681 --> 00:34:44,448
Thought you'd never ask.
545
00:34:44,450 --> 00:34:46,316
Are you sure, Jack?
546
00:34:46,318 --> 00:34:49,453
Oh, don't panic, it's organic!
547
00:34:49,455 --> 00:34:53,156
Full disclosure, Jack,
i loved your book.
548
00:34:53,158 --> 00:34:57,294
- Oh, wait, it changed my life!
549
00:34:57,296 --> 00:34:59,229
Really?
550
00:34:59,231 --> 00:35:05,402
You know, I was in a pretty
dark place a few years back
551
00:35:05,404 --> 00:35:07,437
when I was stumbling through
the self-help section
552
00:35:07,439 --> 00:35:10,173
at book people in Austin.
553
00:35:10,175 --> 00:35:13,577
All of sudden, boom,
there you were.
554
00:35:15,346 --> 00:35:19,316
-There I was.
-Yep, there you were,
smiling at me
555
00:35:19,318 --> 00:35:23,186
from the back of your book,
lying face down
in the dollar bin.
556
00:35:23,188 --> 00:35:27,724
And I grabbed it,
started reading it
right there in the aisle.
557
00:35:27,726 --> 00:35:30,760
Far better it is to
dare mighty things,
558
00:35:30,762 --> 00:35:34,364
to win glorious triumphs, even
though checkered by failure,
559
00:35:34,366 --> 00:35:37,134
than to take rank
with those poor spirits
560
00:35:37,136 --> 00:35:39,436
who neither enjoy much
nor suffer much,
561
00:35:39,438 --> 00:35:41,738
because they live in
the great twilight
562
00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:44,474
that knows neither
victory nor defeat.
563
00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:47,677
-That's incredible!
-I didn't actually write that.
564
00:35:47,679 --> 00:35:51,181
You quoted it, right there,
at the start of chapter one.
565
00:35:51,183 --> 00:35:52,682
Who wrote it then?
566
00:35:52,684 --> 00:35:54,184
Theodore Roosevelt.
567
00:35:54,186 --> 00:35:57,387
Yep, good ol' Teddy!
568
00:35:57,389 --> 00:35:59,723
-Coincidence?
-Inspiring!
569
00:36:02,461 --> 00:36:04,895
So what are you
working on now?
570
00:36:04,897 --> 00:36:08,565
This drink and residing
in the great twilight.
571
00:36:08,567 --> 00:36:09,733
Jack?
572
00:36:10,835 --> 00:36:11,902
What?
573
00:36:11,904 --> 00:36:13,537
You should keep writing.
574
00:36:13,539 --> 00:36:18,275
Oh, I do.
I have been. Trivia question:
575
00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:23,880
Name one other book of mine
from the last 15 years.
576
00:36:23,882 --> 00:36:26,483
-Nobody?
-No bars, bro.
577
00:36:26,485 --> 00:36:28,251
Well, there were
three, actually,
578
00:36:28,253 --> 00:36:29,953
but the truth of the matter is,
579
00:36:29,955 --> 00:36:32,255
the checkered failures
will beat you down
580
00:36:32,257 --> 00:36:34,291
into the great twilight
until you don't
581
00:36:34,293 --> 00:36:36,526
have the strength
to get back up again.
582
00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:44,834
You're really wreckin'
the vibe here.
583
00:36:44,836 --> 00:36:46,770
That comin' from a guy
who can only read
584
00:36:46,772 --> 00:36:48,905
140 characters at a time.
585
00:36:48,907 --> 00:36:50,640
Easy, Hemingway.
586
00:36:50,642 --> 00:36:51,975
Oh, I'm sorry, am I old man
587
00:36:51,977 --> 00:36:55,245
photobombing your
millennial selfie stick?
588
00:36:55,247 --> 00:36:56,546
It's a dreamcatcher.
589
00:36:56,548 --> 00:36:57,881
Really?
590
00:36:57,883 --> 00:37:01,518
Looks like your hashtag
bullshit antenna.
591
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:05,288
-I keep a journal!
-Aw.
592
00:37:05,290 --> 00:37:07,691
That's great.
593
00:37:07,693 --> 00:37:09,492
And she takes
inspired pictures
594
00:37:09,494 --> 00:37:13,797
and she posts them on tumblr,
and they reflect each entry,
595
00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:15,699
and I just think that
that's really sweet.
596
00:37:15,701 --> 00:37:18,235
Oh, you're sweet.
597
00:37:18,237 --> 00:37:19,803
You're sweet.
598
00:37:19,805 --> 00:37:23,573
Self-distribution.
599
00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:28,278
-What?
-No offense, but it's
just crazy how self-exposed
600
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:29,946
the whole world is right now.
601
00:37:29,948 --> 00:37:31,848
You know, maybe I should
just post pictures
602
00:37:31,850 --> 00:37:36,786
from everything in my man bag
and release the story online,
603
00:37:36,788 --> 00:37:38,555
one sentence at a time.
604
00:37:38,557 --> 00:37:41,024
It's not a bad idea, mate.
605
00:37:41,026 --> 00:37:42,692
Mate?
606
00:37:42,694 --> 00:37:44,894
He means dude.
607
00:37:44,896 --> 00:37:48,898
All right, all right, who's up
for some rocks and s'mores?
608
00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:50,500
Yes, please!
609
00:38:06,817 --> 00:38:08,018
- Oh, man!
610
00:38:08,020 --> 00:38:09,686
Bravo!
611
00:38:09,688 --> 00:38:13,590
Spotify that shit when
i get a signal, man!
612
00:38:13,592 --> 00:38:14,791
Does your whole life
613
00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:16,760
revolve around ones and zeroes?
614
00:38:16,762 --> 00:38:18,795
All right, Jack, why don't
you just finish your story.
615
00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:21,798
Thank you, so we were
both off at college,
616
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,034
and I was going away
for some summer program,
617
00:38:24,036 --> 00:38:27,837
but Amanda was coming
home from volunteering
618
00:38:27,839 --> 00:38:31,641
with, wait for it,
mother Theresa.
619
00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:34,444
And, that's enough.
620
00:38:34,446 --> 00:38:35,912
That's incredible!
621
00:38:35,914 --> 00:38:37,380
I'd really like to know more
622
00:38:37,382 --> 00:38:39,949
about that later, if that's ok?
623
00:38:39,951 --> 00:38:42,719
He really didn't need
to tell this story.
624
00:38:42,721 --> 00:38:46,523
Come on, honey,
this is romantic!
625
00:38:46,525 --> 00:38:49,426
There are not tweets
or toots or instagrams
626
00:38:49,428 --> 00:38:52,062
of her caring for a dying leper.
627
00:38:52,064 --> 00:38:54,998
You know,
no Facebook posts about,
628
00:38:55,000 --> 00:39:01,705
"look how awesome I am,
me and mama f'n t!"
629
00:39:01,707 --> 00:39:04,574
I-I'm just wonderin'
if you flutterbugs
630
00:39:04,576 --> 00:39:09,846
could, uh, conceive
doing something so amazing
631
00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:13,049
and not broadcasting it,
you know?
632
00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:16,753
She didn't, uh, do any of that.
633
00:39:16,755 --> 00:39:20,857
She did it for herself
and for them.
634
00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:23,927
-Isn't that why you write?
-Not anymore.
635
00:39:23,929 --> 00:39:27,497
No, see, when you're an adult,
you need an audience.
636
00:39:27,499 --> 00:39:29,366
It's not just enough being you.
637
00:39:29,368 --> 00:39:30,900
You gotta dial down
the self-pity,
638
00:39:30,902 --> 00:39:33,837
and let that woe is me
shtick go, man!
639
00:39:33,839 --> 00:39:37,907
If I had a woman like miss
Amanda U.S.A. over here,
640
00:39:37,909 --> 00:39:41,611
-i would never leave the house.
-Thank you, Jordan.
641
00:39:41,613 --> 00:39:45,515
Yeah, thank you, Jordan,
it was really creepy.
642
00:39:45,517 --> 00:39:48,051
You need to spend a beat
with Mr. green acres over here.
643
00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:50,420
He's got it dialed-in,
living off the land.
644
00:39:50,422 --> 00:39:52,589
First dude on the
scene of a disaster.
645
00:39:52,591 --> 00:39:53,890
Ok, that's
all right, thanks--
646
00:39:53,892 --> 00:39:56,593
Katrina and Haiti, right?
647
00:39:57,161 --> 00:39:58,561
Yes.
648
00:39:58,563 --> 00:40:00,063
You the man!
649
00:40:00,065 --> 00:40:02,599
How does everybody know
everything about Nate?
650
00:40:02,601 --> 00:40:06,736
I've been to his bio, this
man's stats are on fleek!
651
00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:08,671
That's exactly what
I'm talking about.
652
00:40:08,673 --> 00:40:11,775
We're all very cyber-impressed.
653
00:40:11,777 --> 00:40:14,411
Wh, where are you going?
654
00:40:14,413 --> 00:40:16,646
To the big potty in the woods,
655
00:40:16,648 --> 00:40:20,517
because I'm so organic
and fair trade.
656
00:40:20,519 --> 00:40:22,419
The bath house is
right over there.
657
00:40:22,421 --> 00:40:24,654
Eh, the woods are
right over there,
658
00:40:24,656 --> 00:40:27,824
and I have to say hello
to my little friend.
659
00:40:27,826 --> 00:40:29,626
Don't snapchat that.
660
00:40:29,628 --> 00:40:32,429
No signal, bro!
661
00:40:51,049 --> 00:40:53,516
Oh, man, are you ok?
662
00:40:53,518 --> 00:40:56,986
Just gimme a second.
663
00:40:56,988 --> 00:41:01,691
You should always
throw with the blade first.
664
00:41:07,232 --> 00:41:09,632
Shit, uh, sorry, shoot.
665
00:41:12,169 --> 00:41:16,573
If at first you don't
succeed, try, try again.
666
00:41:19,043 --> 00:41:20,643
--Yes!
667
00:41:20,645 --> 00:41:21,845
-Whoa!
-That's what I'm talkin' about.
668
00:41:21,847 --> 00:41:23,046
-Whoa!
-Woo, whoa!
669
00:41:23,048 --> 00:41:24,747
--Oh!
670
00:41:24,749 --> 00:41:28,251
Are you ok? Oh, man, leaves of
three, let them be.
671
00:41:28,253 --> 00:41:29,686
Poison Ivy?
672
00:41:29,688 --> 00:41:31,554
That's gonna
itch like a mother.
673
00:41:31,556 --> 00:41:32,689
You better pee on it.
674
00:41:32,691 --> 00:41:34,057
Uh, I'm fine.
675
00:41:34,059 --> 00:41:36,793
Remember, it has
to be your own urine.
676
00:41:36,795 --> 00:41:40,497
I promise not to
take someone else's.
677
00:41:40,499 --> 00:41:42,131
- I'll miss you.
-It's lovely to see you.
678
00:41:43,535 --> 00:41:45,502
It was a pleasure meeting you.
679
00:41:45,504 --> 00:41:47,871
When you get tired of Mr.
one hit wonder over there,
680
00:41:47,873 --> 00:41:51,841
find me on insta,
whoisjordaddy24.
681
00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:53,543
- Ooh, that's a good one.
682
00:41:53,545 --> 00:41:55,512
- Yeah.
683
00:41:55,514 --> 00:41:57,814
Namaste, honored to
know you, my man.
684
00:41:57,816 --> 00:41:58,815
All right, brother.
685
00:41:58,817 --> 00:42:00,283
-Bye, Jordan.
-Woo!
686
00:42:00,285 --> 00:42:02,552
I think it's time
we go in for a bit.
687
00:42:02,554 --> 00:42:03,520
Thank you for everything.
688
00:42:03,522 --> 00:42:05,555
I'm here to serve.
689
00:42:07,993 --> 00:42:11,194
- Well--
-oh, no, no, please.
690
00:42:14,566 --> 00:42:16,199
Sun's still out.
691
00:42:21,573 --> 00:42:23,907
How's your mission?
692
00:42:23,909 --> 00:42:27,277
Well, I'm starting
with my sad goals,
693
00:42:28,112 --> 00:42:30,213
stupid ass decisions.
694
00:42:31,649 --> 00:42:33,816
How is that
working out for you?
695
00:42:33,818 --> 00:42:37,253
Honestly, it's not
going very well.
696
00:42:37,255 --> 00:42:39,689
I'm guessing it took years.
697
00:42:39,691 --> 00:42:44,127
Small choices plus time, erosion
doesn't happen overnight.
698
00:42:44,795 --> 00:42:47,630
True, true.
699
00:42:47,632 --> 00:42:51,634
Motivated actions,
not words.
700
00:42:51,636 --> 00:42:53,269
Are you tryin' to teach me?
701
00:42:53,271 --> 00:42:55,638
Guide.
702
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:59,943
Consider the difference between
erosion and fermentation.
703
00:42:59,945 --> 00:43:02,278
Time can also change
things for the better,
704
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:04,814
if there's an intentional plan.
705
00:43:04,816 --> 00:43:08,051
Cheese, pickles, yogurt.
706
00:43:09,954 --> 00:43:12,689
- Wine.
707
00:43:39,049 --> 00:43:42,385
Wow, I wish I spoke Spanish.
708
00:43:42,387 --> 00:43:44,854
Me, too.
709
00:43:44,856 --> 00:43:47,390
I just know it in songs.
710
00:43:54,733 --> 00:43:58,134
Here's a good one, here.
711
00:43:58,136 --> 00:44:00,269
-Oh!
-It's nice and easy.
712
00:44:00,271 --> 00:44:04,107
A little, that,
that's plenty, that's good.
713
00:44:04,109 --> 00:44:05,241
Thank you.
714
00:44:08,912 --> 00:44:12,749
So tell me, this, uh,
this mother Theresa thing.
715
00:44:12,751 --> 00:44:17,020
-I mean, you, you were there?
-Well, she wasn't
actually there
716
00:44:17,022 --> 00:44:20,690
when I volunteered with
the sisters of charity.
717
00:44:20,692 --> 00:44:23,292
Come on,
it's better that way,
718
00:44:23,294 --> 00:44:26,929
just pure motivation.
719
00:44:26,931 --> 00:44:28,798
Well, it sounds
like you've had
720
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:30,933
your share of pure motives.
721
00:44:30,935 --> 00:44:32,368
Well, it sounds
like you've been doing
722
00:44:32,370 --> 00:44:33,870
some research on me.
723
00:44:33,872 --> 00:44:37,373
- No, no, I just--
-huh?
724
00:44:37,375 --> 00:44:38,841
I just read about
it on the site.
725
00:44:38,843 --> 00:44:39,976
All right, whatever.
726
00:44:39,978 --> 00:44:42,779
- The green acres.
-Yeah.
727
00:44:42,781 --> 00:44:46,983
Ah, I used to
be pretty self-absorbed.
728
00:44:46,985 --> 00:44:49,919
You know, it really did
start with Jack's book.
729
00:44:49,921 --> 00:44:51,087
Hmm.
730
00:44:51,089 --> 00:44:54,290
I sold everything
to live simply.
731
00:44:54,292 --> 00:44:57,827
I spent most of my time
in places like these,
732
00:44:57,829 --> 00:45:01,898
out in the wild,
with few possessions,
733
00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:05,702
just focusing on sustainability.
734
00:45:05,704 --> 00:45:08,838
It makes it easy to help
when the need arises.
735
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:11,007
It's just you out here?
736
00:45:11,009 --> 00:45:13,209
Yeah, yeah, for now.
737
00:45:13,211 --> 00:45:15,445
That's why I started
renting the place out.
738
00:45:15,447 --> 00:45:17,313
It needs to be shared.
739
00:45:17,315 --> 00:45:20,483
That's so inspiring.
740
00:45:20,485 --> 00:45:25,388
It can be, yet surprisingly
isolating as well.
741
00:45:29,294 --> 00:45:31,761
Oh, it's getting late.
742
00:45:32,229 --> 00:45:34,063
Yeah.
743
00:45:34,065 --> 00:45:36,232
Hey, let me show
you a, a quick trick
744
00:45:36,234 --> 00:45:41,037
with the fan in the yurt,
so you can stay cool.
745
00:45:41,039 --> 00:45:43,740
- Sure, thanks.
746
00:45:43,742 --> 00:45:45,775
Do you have anything to drink?
747
00:45:45,777 --> 00:45:47,477
Yeah, I have some water.
748
00:45:47,479 --> 00:45:51,013
- No, no, you don't have any alcohol?
- -Nope.
749
00:45:51,015 --> 00:45:54,217
You don't, you're a good kid,
you're a good kid.
750
00:45:54,219 --> 00:45:56,986
Does your school
have any jingles?
751
00:45:56,988 --> 00:45:58,488
We have mottos.
752
00:45:58,490 --> 00:46:00,456
Such as?
753
00:46:00,458 --> 00:46:03,826
Fail early, fail often,
fail cheaply.
754
00:46:03,828 --> 00:46:07,363
Well, I have
the fail often one down.
755
00:46:09,934 --> 00:46:11,934
I believe in you, Jack.
756
00:46:11,936 --> 00:46:13,936
Why's that?
757
00:46:13,938 --> 00:46:16,005
The knife.
758
00:46:16,007 --> 00:46:17,540
You kind of sucked at first,
759
00:46:17,542 --> 00:46:21,477
but when you put your
mind to it, you rocked.
760
00:46:26,150 --> 00:46:28,885
I should probably get back.
761
00:46:28,887 --> 00:46:31,888
Hey, if you're, uh, looking
to practice your bow skills,
762
00:46:31,890 --> 00:46:34,924
there's a campfire over
there with a self-absorbed
763
00:46:34,926 --> 00:46:38,461
conan the barbarian just
lounging like a sitting duck.
764
00:46:38,463 --> 00:46:41,964
I'm good, I have a plan.
765
00:46:41,966 --> 00:46:45,001
Smart, I think I do, too, now.
766
00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:46,969
Hey...
767
00:46:49,940 --> 00:46:53,409
You should, um,
you should take the knife.
768
00:46:53,411 --> 00:46:55,278
What, no, I can't
take your knife.
769
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:57,880
Seriously, as a memento.
770
00:46:59,449 --> 00:47:03,586
Eh, thanks, Rambo.
771
00:47:05,022 --> 00:47:09,492
Yes, generosity badge!
772
00:47:11,595 --> 00:47:14,263
I thought the whole,
uh, glamping vibe
773
00:47:14,265 --> 00:47:18,034
fit well with the organic
farming and tiny living turf.
774
00:47:18,036 --> 00:47:21,838
When did
you make these yurts?
775
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:23,940
I call them yurts
because they call Mongolia
776
00:47:23,942 --> 00:47:26,876
the Texas of Asia, but, uh,
777
00:47:26,878 --> 00:47:29,378
technically,
they're belle tents.
778
00:47:29,380 --> 00:47:32,448
More, uh, um, Kenya
than ulaanbaatar.
779
00:47:32,450 --> 00:47:35,084
Well, we were looking
forward to the spartan,
780
00:47:35,086 --> 00:47:40,056
but we've been upgraded to
the set of out of Africa.
781
00:47:40,058 --> 00:47:45,361
You know, I had
a farm in Africa,
782
00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:48,364
at the foot of the ngong hills.
783
00:47:48,366 --> 00:47:52,468
- Oh, I love meryl!
784
00:47:52,470 --> 00:47:53,903
Isn't she amazing?
785
00:47:53,905 --> 00:47:56,072
Amazing!
786
00:47:56,074 --> 00:47:59,408
Amanda, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
787
00:47:59,410 --> 00:48:01,477
I'll change, I'll do better,
788
00:48:01,479 --> 00:48:04,046
for you, for the girls.
789
00:48:04,048 --> 00:48:05,514
I'll ferment for the better.
790
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:12,555
- Meryl streep, what a woman!
791
00:48:12,557 --> 00:48:17,193
Did you see ricki and the
flash, she is a rockstar!
792
00:48:18,328 --> 00:48:20,396
Jack, hey!
793
00:48:20,398 --> 00:48:22,598
-I was just, uh--
-watering the flowers?
794
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:26,402
Yeah, yeah, I'll just head
out, you have a good night.
795
00:48:26,404 --> 00:48:28,104
Good night.
796
00:48:28,106 --> 00:48:29,972
Yeah, don't hurt yourself
chopping reclaimed wood
797
00:48:29,974 --> 00:48:35,378
next to your compost pile,
huh, lit by fireflies!
798
00:48:35,380 --> 00:48:38,648
He was definitely
making himself at home.
799
00:48:38,650 --> 00:48:43,352
He is at home, and he
was fixing the fan for us.
800
00:48:45,255 --> 00:48:47,123
I'm sure he was.
801
00:48:48,558 --> 00:48:52,461
So, where have you
been for so long?
802
00:48:52,463 --> 00:48:54,163
Finding myself.
803
00:48:55,032 --> 00:48:57,366
And how are you doing that?
804
00:48:57,368 --> 00:49:00,102
Scouts never tell.
805
00:49:03,408 --> 00:49:05,641
I already checked for bugs.
806
00:49:05,643 --> 00:49:07,076
I'm checking for Jordan.
807
00:49:07,078 --> 00:49:10,212
Funny.
808
00:49:11,281 --> 00:49:14,450
Funny, you think I'm funny?
809
00:49:14,452 --> 00:49:17,553
Funny how, like I amuse you?
810
00:49:17,555 --> 00:49:19,555
Funny like a clown?
811
00:49:22,159 --> 00:49:23,559
Goodfellas.
812
00:49:26,029 --> 00:49:28,631
You are not your writing, Jack!
813
00:49:28,633 --> 00:49:31,100
Just end the pity party!
814
00:49:35,173 --> 00:49:40,176
But we're in
a debt-death spiral.
815
00:49:40,178 --> 00:49:43,346
I don't care if we live
in a Van or a yurt
816
00:49:43,348 --> 00:49:48,551
or a cardboard box, as long
as we're on the same page.
817
00:49:48,553 --> 00:49:50,519
Are you serious?
818
00:49:50,521 --> 00:49:54,223
Like, we can survive,
if you would just take the job
819
00:49:54,225 --> 00:49:57,360
at the girls' school,
then we would be fine!
820
00:49:57,362 --> 00:50:02,198
Survive, me teaching
at a elementary school
821
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:04,033
would be career suicide!
822
00:50:04,035 --> 00:50:08,037
All you care about
is your fucking career!
823
00:50:08,039 --> 00:50:11,741
It is dead and buried,
just let it go, and...
824
00:50:14,111 --> 00:50:15,411
Move on!
825
00:50:20,350 --> 00:50:23,652
I'm sorry.
826
00:50:25,589 --> 00:50:26,789
Jack.
827
00:50:29,460 --> 00:50:33,029
Jack, what...
828
00:50:34,731 --> 00:50:36,665
I'd rather sleep outside alone
829
00:50:36,667 --> 00:50:40,236
instead of in here
in this fantastic yurt
830
00:50:40,238 --> 00:50:43,506
with a eco-natural milf
who thinks I'm dead.
831
00:50:49,180 --> 00:50:51,080
Dead man walking.
832
00:51:14,371 --> 00:51:17,306
Ok, don't, don't, don't,
don't, don't rock.
833
00:51:26,451 --> 00:51:31,153
Night-night,
donkey, night-night.
834
00:51:45,702 --> 00:51:47,136
Want some of that?
835
00:51:47,138 --> 00:51:49,605
No, I can't give you that.
836
00:51:49,607 --> 00:51:54,343
There you go, you drink,
you drink, I drink.
837
00:51:54,345 --> 00:51:57,646
Mm-hmm, you know,
838
00:51:57,648 --> 00:52:00,549
you think that you'll
never write another one!
839
00:52:03,387 --> 00:52:07,623
I'm talking about a
New York times best seller.
840
00:52:07,625 --> 00:52:10,893
Oh, oh, the crowds
on the book tour,
841
00:52:10,895 --> 00:52:14,830
they treated me like
i was a rock star.
842
00:52:14,832 --> 00:52:16,765
Well, maybe not U2 rock star,
843
00:52:16,767 --> 00:52:21,403
but at least gin blossoms.
844
00:52:23,908 --> 00:52:28,577
Between you and me, my big book
really wasn't that original.
845
00:52:30,213 --> 00:52:34,650
The post said I was a
curator of the truth,
846
00:52:34,652 --> 00:52:38,287
more like a custodian
of bullshit.
847
00:52:38,289 --> 00:52:42,758
My second and third book
were actually much better.
848
00:52:43,660 --> 00:52:44,693
You want me to curate
849
00:52:44,695 --> 00:52:46,729
some truth for you right now?
850
00:52:46,731 --> 00:52:49,899
As it turns out,
only thing I'm really
851
00:52:49,901 --> 00:52:53,369
semi-good at is being a father.
852
00:52:53,371 --> 00:52:57,540
If I screw this up,
it's every other weekend.
853
00:53:02,213 --> 00:53:04,914
Huh, who are you, Nick bottom?
854
00:53:06,616 --> 00:53:11,220
What, did puck turn
you into a donkey?
855
00:53:11,222 --> 00:53:14,757
Puck that guy.
Puck that guy!
856
00:53:16,861 --> 00:53:18,427
Come back here!
857
00:53:18,429 --> 00:53:19,862
Hey, c'mon!
858
00:53:27,237 --> 00:53:29,905
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no!
859
00:53:33,678 --> 00:53:38,881
No!
860
00:53:40,850 --> 00:53:44,520
Come here, mister, buddy, here!
861
00:53:44,522 --> 00:53:46,222
No, no, no, no, no!
862
00:53:46,224 --> 00:53:47,656
No, don't do it, no!
863
00:53:47,658 --> 00:53:52,428
Donkey, here donkey, here,
donkey, donkey, donkey!
864
00:53:52,430 --> 00:53:54,863
Get in there!
865
00:53:58,835 --> 00:53:59,969
Donkey!
866
00:54:01,771 --> 00:54:03,706
Look what I got for you!
867
00:54:03,708 --> 00:54:05,975
Come on, where'd you go?
868
00:54:06,977 --> 00:54:08,978
Nice place, hey, mister!
869
00:54:08,980 --> 00:54:10,679
C'mere, c'mere, buddy!
870
00:54:10,681 --> 00:54:13,515
Come on, boy, ok, come on!
871
00:55:06,804 --> 00:55:10,539
Morning, Jack,
please, take a seat.
Gather with us.
872
00:55:10,541 --> 00:55:13,575
My famous pork migas
will change your life.
873
00:55:13,577 --> 00:55:17,579
Jack doesn't
appreciate the acon-bay.
874
00:55:17,581 --> 00:55:18,881
Pet issues.
875
00:55:18,883 --> 00:55:21,650
Thanks, but we have
to hit the road.
876
00:55:21,652 --> 00:55:24,453
-We do?
-It's a long drive to
get our tickets changed,
877
00:55:24,455 --> 00:55:25,654
so if you don't mind, honey.
878
00:55:25,656 --> 00:55:28,490
All the more reason
to fuel up.
879
00:55:28,492 --> 00:55:29,758
There's always
time for mimosas.
880
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:31,527
--Join us.
881
00:55:31,529 --> 00:55:32,795
We should stay.
882
00:55:32,797 --> 00:55:34,096
Nate's a professional chef.
883
00:55:34,098 --> 00:55:36,699
Huh, of course he is!
884
00:55:36,701 --> 00:55:39,501
We should go.
885
00:55:39,503 --> 00:55:41,070
Hey, don't
should on yourself, Jack.
886
00:55:41,072 --> 00:55:42,538
Pork you.
887
00:55:44,708 --> 00:55:46,675
- I'm not leaving.
-What?
888
00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:49,712
- I, I want you to stay here.
889
00:55:49,714 --> 00:55:54,350
Ok, look, I want you
to stay here with me, Jack,
890
00:55:54,352 --> 00:55:56,018
but I am not leaving.
891
00:55:56,020 --> 00:55:59,722
Not leaving. Mr., uh,
hot-for-you pants over here
892
00:55:59,724 --> 00:56:03,058
who double-booked us with the
true romance rabbits in heat?
893
00:56:03,060 --> 00:56:05,127
You can at least be nice,
Nate's making us
894
00:56:05,129 --> 00:56:07,963
his famous recipe from
his trip to Chile!
895
00:56:07,965 --> 00:56:10,532
How much Google stalking
did you do of this guy?
896
00:56:10,534 --> 00:56:11,633
Google stalking?
897
00:56:11,635 --> 00:56:13,569
Yeah, no wonder
we ended up here
898
00:56:13,571 --> 00:56:17,406
and not at that beautiful
lighthouse on the coast.
899
00:56:17,408 --> 00:56:20,642
No, no, we are supposed
to be saving our marriage,
900
00:56:20,644 --> 00:56:23,545
but all you have done
is be dude downer!
901
00:56:23,547 --> 00:56:27,516
Look, I have been listening
to you gripe about your career
902
00:56:27,518 --> 00:56:31,053
since before you even
had a career, I am done!
903
00:56:31,055 --> 00:56:32,454
Amanda.
904
00:56:32,456 --> 00:56:36,024
No, I am talking
and you will listen.
905
00:56:36,026 --> 00:56:38,560
Look, you can go,
but I am staying
906
00:56:38,562 --> 00:56:40,929
for every night my
brother paid for.
907
00:56:40,931 --> 00:56:44,666
Plus that extra night
free for taking the yurt.
908
00:56:44,668 --> 00:56:49,738
- You are not staying here
for us, mother Theresa.
909
00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:51,707
You are staying for magic Mike.
910
00:56:51,709 --> 00:56:54,510
Ok, well, at least
Nate knows what he wants.
911
00:56:54,512 --> 00:56:56,512
O-ho-ho yeah,
he knows what he wants.
912
00:56:56,514 --> 00:56:58,714
And doesn't whine
about it nonstop.
913
00:56:58,716 --> 00:57:02,584
He wants you, in the
field, in the yurt,
914
00:57:02,586 --> 00:57:05,854
in the Coop so you
can pet his chickens!
915
00:57:05,856 --> 00:57:08,123
Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa!
916
00:57:08,125 --> 00:57:12,528
You sound like Jack
if he were a goat!
917
00:57:16,033 --> 00:57:17,699
Hey, what are you doin' there?
918
00:57:17,701 --> 00:57:21,036
- Jack, stop!
-Hey-ey-ey, easy, tiger!
919
00:57:21,038 --> 00:57:22,838
- Jack, Jack stop it!
920
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:24,807
- Ow, dammit!
- -Jack, stop!
921
00:57:24,809 --> 00:57:26,775
- Stop it!
- -Stop that!
922
00:57:26,777 --> 00:57:28,477
Hey, this is
a violent-free zone, man!
923
00:57:28,479 --> 00:57:29,645
- Jack!
924
00:57:29,647 --> 00:57:31,146
Dammit, man!
925
00:57:33,984 --> 00:57:35,818
Jack, seriously?
926
00:57:35,820 --> 00:57:36,752
Keys are in the car.
927
00:57:36,754 --> 00:57:38,454
Jack, Jack!
928
00:57:38,456 --> 00:57:40,923
- Have fun.
- -Are you ok?
929
00:57:40,925 --> 00:57:43,692
I don't, I don't know,
at least I felt that guy--
930
00:57:43,694 --> 00:57:46,762
later, donkey.
931
00:57:46,764 --> 00:57:49,565
Bro, it's like
30 miles to town!
932
00:57:53,070 --> 00:57:56,672
It's totally fine,
just have another mimosa.
933
00:57:56,674 --> 00:57:57,806
It's ok!
934
00:58:43,186 --> 00:58:46,822
Shit!
935
00:58:53,731 --> 00:58:55,597
Hey, hey!
936
00:58:57,935 --> 00:59:00,135
Yah!
937
00:59:00,137 --> 00:59:04,006
Everyone's friendly
in Texas, my ass!
938
00:59:13,284 --> 00:59:14,650
Fuck you!
939
01:00:16,647 --> 01:00:17,846
Need a lift?
940
01:00:17,848 --> 01:00:19,247
What are you doing here?
941
01:00:19,249 --> 01:00:21,116
On a quest, you?
942
01:00:21,118 --> 01:00:24,152
-Uh, uh, tryin' to get home.
-Jump in.
943
01:00:24,154 --> 01:00:27,222
There are roaches in my room.
944
01:00:34,097 --> 01:00:35,731
Why don't
you let me drive?
945
01:00:35,733 --> 01:00:38,266
Can't do it,
on a mission.
946
01:00:38,268 --> 01:00:40,202
Do you even
have your license?
947
01:00:40,204 --> 01:00:42,270
I've got my driving badge.
948
01:00:42,272 --> 01:00:44,072
Does that work with the cops?
949
01:00:44,074 --> 01:00:46,108
You seen any cops?
950
01:00:48,044 --> 01:00:51,146
-Good point.
-How many seeds do
you think it takes
951
01:00:51,148 --> 01:00:53,315
before you get on of those
engelmann prickly pears
952
01:00:53,317 --> 01:00:55,217
to take root and grow?
953
01:00:55,219 --> 01:00:57,919
I don't know,
one in a hundred?
954
01:00:57,921 --> 01:01:01,156
-Try one in 250,000.
-Wow.
955
01:01:01,158 --> 01:01:04,126
Then only one in five of those
plants will actually bloom.
956
01:01:04,128 --> 01:01:05,761
That's rare.
957
01:01:07,430 --> 01:01:09,331
Where's your wife?
958
01:01:09,333 --> 01:01:14,836
Um, she's glamping,
still glamping.
959
01:01:14,838 --> 01:01:17,673
So what exactly
are they intuiting?
960
01:01:17,675 --> 01:01:19,074
They're sensing
your nurturing spirit.
961
01:01:19,076 --> 01:01:22,010
Or they're
just smelling the food.
962
01:01:22,012 --> 01:01:24,279
Don't sell yourself
short like that.
963
01:01:24,281 --> 01:01:28,150
Alpacas and donkeys are
especially intuitive creatures.
964
01:01:28,152 --> 01:01:30,752
Not the donkey I'm with.
965
01:01:34,391 --> 01:01:37,025
It's no accident
i found you today.
966
01:01:37,027 --> 01:01:38,393
Why's that?
967
01:01:38,395 --> 01:01:41,430
I was just praying for
some help with my catch.
968
01:01:44,435 --> 01:01:48,236
Oh, four-wheelin', huh?
969
01:01:48,238 --> 01:01:50,939
I keep getting bitten,
but I can't find the bugs!
970
01:01:50,941 --> 01:01:52,274
- Chiggers.
- -Chiggers?
971
01:01:52,276 --> 01:01:53,809
Yeah, these little
mites bite your skin
972
01:01:53,811 --> 01:01:56,211
and release enzymes
that feed the larva.
973
01:01:56,213 --> 01:01:57,913
Oh, that's disgusting.
974
01:02:00,918 --> 01:02:02,951
Hey, how's it goin'?
975
01:02:06,856 --> 01:02:08,957
Ha-ha, you got your pig!
976
01:02:08,959 --> 01:02:11,093
Woo-ee, Ben, you got
a big boy back here!
977
01:02:11,095 --> 01:02:12,260
Yes, sir.
978
01:02:12,262 --> 01:02:13,929
Congratulations!
979
01:02:13,931 --> 01:02:17,265
You know when I was younger,
i had a pet pig.
980
01:02:17,267 --> 01:02:19,167
Funny story, his name was--
981
01:02:21,739 --> 01:02:23,038
wilbur.
982
01:02:26,110 --> 01:02:28,076
Sorry 'bout that.
983
01:02:34,852 --> 01:02:36,118
- Oh my gosh, are you ok?
984
01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:39,354
Oh, shit.
985
01:02:40,223 --> 01:02:43,825
Well, uh...
986
01:02:45,496 --> 01:02:47,829
Oh, that's a lot of poop.
987
01:02:48,966 --> 01:02:50,265
Baron academy encourages us
988
01:02:50,267 --> 01:02:53,135
to see the origin of our food.
989
01:02:53,137 --> 01:02:55,804
I don't think this
is where it comes from.
990
01:02:55,806 --> 01:02:59,040
Oh, now, come on,
reach in there
991
01:02:59,042 --> 01:03:00,242
- and yank!
992
01:03:00,244 --> 01:03:02,410
That's it.
993
01:03:02,412 --> 01:03:05,046
- I am crushing this badge.
994
01:03:05,048 --> 01:03:06,915
I need to get to town.
995
01:03:06,917 --> 01:03:09,785
Not yet, I still have to
clean and render everything.
996
01:03:09,787 --> 01:03:10,919
Oh...
997
01:03:13,256 --> 01:03:16,525
I have to get to the airport
998
01:03:16,527 --> 01:03:19,427
and get some plane tickets
so I can see my girls.
999
01:03:19,429 --> 01:03:20,962
My grandmother lives in town,
1000
01:03:20,964 --> 01:03:23,198
she can take you to the airport.
1001
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:25,400
How do I get to town?
1002
01:03:25,402 --> 01:03:26,935
I, I tell you what, townie,
1003
01:03:26,937 --> 01:03:28,136
you take old Betsy over there,
1004
01:03:28,138 --> 01:03:29,538
and you can leave her with Jude.
1005
01:03:29,540 --> 01:03:32,040
Thank you.
1006
01:03:32,042 --> 01:03:36,912
Your boy ain't got
no guts!
1007
01:03:36,914 --> 01:03:38,547
That's it, boy.
1008
01:03:43,853 --> 01:03:47,189
Yeah, gonna take that off.
1009
01:03:47,191 --> 01:03:49,457
Oh, not to worry,
it's, it's hemp.
1010
01:03:49,459 --> 01:03:51,259
- Hmm.
-It's biodegradable.
1011
01:03:51,261 --> 01:03:53,461
Hey, would
you mind passing me
1012
01:03:53,463 --> 01:03:56,865
some of that aloe Vera plant
over there?
1013
01:03:56,867 --> 01:03:58,033
Thank you.
1014
01:04:03,372 --> 01:04:07,843
- You ok?
-Yeah, I think I'm fine.
1015
01:04:07,845 --> 01:04:10,111
- There it is.
1016
01:04:10,113 --> 01:04:11,413
Look at that.
1017
01:04:12,415 --> 01:04:15,383
- Mother nature.
1018
01:04:15,385 --> 01:04:17,385
It works every time.
1019
01:04:20,189 --> 01:04:22,958
Hmm.
1020
01:04:24,026 --> 01:04:28,463
God.
1021
01:04:29,866 --> 01:04:32,100
Hey, would you happen
to know nuad boran
1022
01:04:32,102 --> 01:04:34,336
massage therapy by any chance?
1023
01:04:34,338 --> 01:04:37,339
Uh, no.
1024
01:04:40,109 --> 01:04:41,243
Oh.
1025
01:04:42,945 --> 01:04:45,981
Ok, um.
1026
01:04:50,220 --> 01:04:52,087
You hear that?
1027
01:04:52,089 --> 01:04:53,622
It's mating season.
1028
01:04:53,624 --> 01:04:54,923
Oh.
1029
01:04:57,327 --> 01:04:58,593
You got it?
1030
01:04:58,595 --> 01:05:01,162
I think so, thank you.
1031
01:05:01,164 --> 01:05:03,231
You sure you're not
headed the wrong way?
1032
01:05:03,233 --> 01:05:05,533
I'm heading home to my girls.
1033
01:05:05,535 --> 01:05:08,503
Maybe, but for how long?
1034
01:05:08,505 --> 01:05:09,638
What do you mean?
1035
01:05:09,640 --> 01:05:11,673
What do I mean?
1036
01:05:11,675 --> 01:05:14,309
What the hell are you
talkin' about, Benny boy?
1037
01:05:14,311 --> 01:05:18,647
It's this zen crap
he learns from his school.
1038
01:05:18,649 --> 01:05:20,916
Fine, I'll shoot straight.
1039
01:05:20,918 --> 01:05:23,084
Show some grit and
get your wife back.
1040
01:05:23,086 --> 01:05:24,586
That's what your
girls would want.
1041
01:05:26,590 --> 01:05:29,124
This baby Yoda here
does make a lotta sense.
1042
01:05:29,126 --> 01:05:33,028
You're rollin' outta here
madder 'n' a bobcat
caught in a piss fire!
1043
01:05:33,030 --> 01:05:37,666
It seems to me the only
real problem you got's you.
1044
01:05:37,668 --> 01:05:39,935
Oh, lotta people around here
1045
01:05:39,937 --> 01:05:44,139
sure have a lotta tidbits
of wisdom they like to share.
1046
01:05:44,141 --> 01:05:45,640
We gotta lotta free
time in the country,
1047
01:05:45,642 --> 01:05:47,409
time to ponder the deep shit.
1048
01:05:47,411 --> 01:05:51,012
Like, can god make a rock so big
1049
01:05:51,014 --> 01:05:53,548
that even he can't lift it?
1050
01:05:56,018 --> 01:05:58,219
Don't tell me
if you know the answer.
1051
01:05:58,221 --> 01:06:00,021
I just love that question,
1052
01:06:00,023 --> 01:06:02,657
- that's a good one, innit?
- -Yeah.
1053
01:06:04,060 --> 01:06:06,494
Good luck with your badges.
1054
01:06:06,496 --> 01:06:08,396
- Thanks.
1055
01:06:20,977 --> 01:06:24,112
Guess people really do need
to learn everything
on their own.
1056
01:06:24,114 --> 01:06:28,149
True, he's ridin' a gravy
train on biscuit wheels.
1057
01:06:28,151 --> 01:06:30,652
What does that even mean?
1058
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:33,521
What do I mean?
1059
01:06:33,523 --> 01:06:37,459
Ok, yeah, where
did you learn that?
1060
01:06:37,461 --> 01:06:41,363
Eh, a monk showed me
this technique in Shanghai.
1061
01:06:41,365 --> 01:06:43,098
What were you doing there?
1062
01:06:43,100 --> 01:06:46,067
Just trying to
sneak into Burma.
1063
01:06:46,069 --> 01:06:47,736
Oh, Burma?
1064
01:06:47,738 --> 01:06:49,270
Yeah, humanitarian support
1065
01:06:49,272 --> 01:06:53,208
for ethnically-oppressed
people in the war zones.
1066
01:06:53,210 --> 01:06:55,310
That's amazing.
1067
01:06:55,312 --> 01:06:59,614
Well, if you're
into that kinda stuff.
1068
01:06:59,616 --> 01:07:03,251
Mm.
1069
01:07:03,253 --> 01:07:06,388
I'll tell ya what, I'm
gonna take a quick shower,
1070
01:07:06,390 --> 01:07:10,358
then we can head over to the
beehives for a little tour.
1071
01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:12,060
Sounds great.
1072
01:07:13,329 --> 01:07:15,597
Which part?
1073
01:07:15,599 --> 01:07:19,067
Uh, I'll meet you
at the beehives.
1074
01:07:20,169 --> 01:07:23,805
Shit, shit, shit, shit!
1075
01:07:23,807 --> 01:07:26,074
Son of a bitch!
1076
01:07:48,632 --> 01:07:50,632
- No, no!
1077
01:08:33,210 --> 01:08:36,478
-Right over there.
-Thank you, man.
1078
01:08:50,292 --> 01:08:51,459
Uh...
1079
01:08:56,732 --> 01:08:59,801
I ain't helpin'
cover up another murder.
1080
01:08:59,803 --> 01:09:02,837
Oh, no, no, I just need
a ride to the airport.
1081
01:09:02,839 --> 01:09:04,706
Dressed like that?
1082
01:09:04,708 --> 01:09:06,307
Ben sent me.
1083
01:09:07,543 --> 01:09:09,344
You got cash?
1084
01:09:09,346 --> 01:09:12,447
That's part of the problem.
1085
01:09:12,449 --> 01:09:14,349
I have this watch.
1086
01:09:18,587 --> 01:09:21,456
Get dressed, I'll get my keys.
1087
01:09:24,161 --> 01:09:26,728
No, I don't think
i will kiss you,
1088
01:09:26,730 --> 01:09:28,663
although you need kissing badly.
1089
01:09:28,665 --> 01:09:29,731
See, that's what's
wrong with you,
1090
01:09:29,733 --> 01:09:31,466
you should be kissed and often.
1091
01:09:31,468 --> 01:09:33,635
- Easy.
-And by someone who knows how.
1092
01:09:33,637 --> 01:09:35,436
Gone with the wind.
1093
01:09:35,438 --> 01:09:37,772
You're good.
1094
01:09:37,774 --> 01:09:42,177
Ok, I mean, he went from
totally geek to totally chic.
1095
01:09:42,179 --> 01:09:43,778
Uh, eh, another hint?
1096
01:09:43,780 --> 01:09:46,714
Oh, I, Kenneth is trying
1097
01:09:46,716 --> 01:09:48,283
to pull a Ronald Miller scam--
1098
01:09:48,285 --> 01:09:49,951
-can't buy me love.- -Yes!
1099
01:09:49,953 --> 01:09:52,353
-Another classic.
-Oh!
1100
01:09:52,355 --> 01:09:54,689
- Aw, there she is!
1101
01:09:54,691 --> 01:09:56,457
I, are we too close?
1102
01:09:56,459 --> 01:09:58,893
-No, we'll be fine here.
-Ok.
1103
01:09:58,895 --> 01:10:02,230
Did you know 90 percent
of bees are female?
1104
01:10:02,232 --> 01:10:03,865
They dance to communicate
1105
01:10:03,867 --> 01:10:06,467
the location of
the closest nectar.
1106
01:10:06,469 --> 01:10:08,503
- I didn't know that.
1107
01:10:16,879 --> 01:10:20,381
Your hands are
so soft, but firm.
1108
01:10:20,383 --> 01:10:22,350
Are you a pianist?
1109
01:10:22,352 --> 01:10:24,252
I wish.
1110
01:10:24,254 --> 01:10:28,423
I was a writer,
I'm not sure what I am now.
1111
01:10:28,425 --> 01:10:29,724
What you are and what you do
1112
01:10:29,726 --> 01:10:33,294
are two completely
different things.
1113
01:10:34,964 --> 01:10:39,467
So you are at the very least
a husband, father, son,
1114
01:10:39,469 --> 01:10:42,270
and, I assume,
a friend to someone,
1115
01:10:42,272 --> 01:10:45,873
as well as being
my strange passenger.
1116
01:10:45,875 --> 01:10:47,442
That's what you are.
1117
01:10:47,444 --> 01:10:49,978
What you do is play piano.
1118
01:10:49,980 --> 01:10:52,880
Uh, write, writer.
1119
01:10:53,916 --> 01:10:56,751
I thought you gave that up?
1120
01:10:58,387 --> 01:11:02,390
I see what you did there,
pretty sneaky, sis!
1121
01:11:02,392 --> 01:11:06,728
Big difference between
human doin' and human bein'.
1122
01:11:08,530 --> 01:11:11,966
Startin' to see where your
grandson gets all his insight.
1123
01:11:11,968 --> 01:11:13,735
Sure as hell wasn't
1124
01:11:13,737 --> 01:11:17,305
from that hippie urban school.
1125
01:11:17,307 --> 01:11:19,540
How long you been hitched?
1126
01:11:19,542 --> 01:11:21,876
14, 15 years.
1127
01:11:21,878 --> 01:11:25,380
Ah, she put up
with ya that long?
1128
01:11:25,382 --> 01:11:26,714
- Huh, yeah.
1129
01:11:26,716 --> 01:11:28,750
She must be a good woman.
1130
01:11:28,752 --> 01:11:29,884
She is.
1131
01:11:31,320 --> 01:11:33,588
She is, all right.
1132
01:11:33,590 --> 01:11:34,989
Where is she now?
1133
01:11:37,527 --> 01:11:41,863
You know, people make seriously
bad life-altering decisions
1134
01:11:41,865 --> 01:11:45,433
when they're trying
to do instead of be.
1135
01:11:45,435 --> 01:11:47,368
If you lose somethin' important,
1136
01:11:47,370 --> 01:11:50,305
you'll live your whole life
wishin' ya had it back.
1137
01:11:56,879 --> 01:12:00,615
What's gone is gone,
can't bring it back!
1138
01:12:01,483 --> 01:12:06,087
Unless...
1139
01:12:06,089 --> 01:12:10,792
I was just
messin' with ya!
1140
01:12:13,495 --> 01:12:16,664
You lost your sense
of humor, too!
1141
01:12:20,003 --> 01:12:21,602
See those
flowers over there?
1142
01:12:21,604 --> 01:12:24,806
- Yes.
-The flashy petals, the scent,
1143
01:12:24,808 --> 01:12:27,342
designed to attract pollinators.
1144
01:12:27,344 --> 01:12:29,577
- Step this way.
1145
01:12:29,579 --> 01:12:31,646
Bees sting ya in there.
1146
01:12:31,648 --> 01:12:34,415
Swimming in their own honey.
1147
01:12:36,552 --> 01:12:38,853
Worry not, honey, I'm trained.
1148
01:12:50,099 --> 01:12:51,999
- Ah, hey, hey!
1149
01:12:52,001 --> 01:12:55,703
Looks like someone hit
the jackpot!
1150
01:12:55,705 --> 01:12:57,705
Yeah, ok, please work,
please work!
1151
01:12:57,707 --> 01:13:00,641
Come on, girls.
1152
01:13:00,643 --> 01:13:02,410
-Daddy! -Hey!
1153
01:13:02,412 --> 01:13:03,678
Hi, daddy!
1154
01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:06,647
Hey, girls, oh,
i miss you so much!
1155
01:13:06,649 --> 01:13:08,883
- We miss you, too! -I love you!
1156
01:13:08,885 --> 01:13:11,919
-Listen,
I'm comin' home early.
-Yay, yes!
1157
01:13:11,921 --> 01:13:13,521
Wait, where's mommy?
1158
01:13:13,523 --> 01:13:16,824
Mom's still at green acres,
1159
01:13:16,826 --> 01:13:18,593
but she'll, she'll be back soon.
1160
01:13:18,595 --> 01:13:20,528
No, we don't want stepparents!
1161
01:13:20,530 --> 01:13:22,964
No, listen,
I'm always gonna be--
1162
01:13:22,966 --> 01:13:25,066
kids in our class always get new dads.
1163
01:13:25,068 --> 01:13:26,534
-Yeah. -What?
1164
01:13:26,536 --> 01:13:28,469
Daddy, are you there?
1165
01:13:28,471 --> 01:13:33,040
Listen, listen, Molly,
no, no, no!
1166
01:13:33,042 --> 01:13:35,610
- Dammit, oh.
1167
01:13:35,612 --> 01:13:38,012
Did you
say green acres?
1168
01:13:38,014 --> 01:13:39,647
Yeah.
1169
01:13:39,649 --> 01:13:42,517
Should be more
like gigolo acres.
1170
01:13:42,519 --> 01:13:46,788
-What?
-My no-good nephew
runs that place.
1171
01:13:47,623 --> 01:13:49,624
So, you're telling me
1172
01:13:49,626 --> 01:13:51,659
Nate and Ben are related?
1173
01:13:51,661 --> 01:13:54,128
What'd you think,
Ben's trespassing out there,
1174
01:13:54,130 --> 01:13:56,798
killing other people's pigs?
1175
01:13:56,800 --> 01:14:00,067
So why is the great
Nate cortes no good?
1176
01:14:00,069 --> 01:14:01,869
Ha, cortes.
1177
01:14:01,871 --> 01:14:04,972
His real name is Nate Smith.
1178
01:14:04,974 --> 01:14:07,642
He lives in a condo in Dallas,
1179
01:14:07,644 --> 01:14:10,778
a-and he works in
commercial real estate.
1180
01:14:10,780 --> 01:14:13,114
He's always losin' his shirt,
1181
01:14:13,116 --> 01:14:15,049
pourin' out that
fake farmer shit
1182
01:14:15,051 --> 01:14:19,120
so he can impregnate
the guests.
1183
01:14:19,122 --> 01:14:21,989
My wife is there
with him right now.
1184
01:14:21,991 --> 01:14:24,459
-Really?
-Yeah.
1185
01:14:24,461 --> 01:14:28,229
Well, it's not the first
time he's been called daddy-o.
1186
01:14:33,536 --> 01:14:35,169
All right, we gotta go back.
1187
01:14:35,171 --> 01:14:36,771
We gotta go back, turn around!
1188
01:14:36,773 --> 01:14:38,840
Turn around, turn around,
we have to go back!
1189
01:14:38,842 --> 01:14:41,943
-Please!
-Now you're talkin',
let's go get 'er!
1190
01:15:12,709 --> 01:15:15,042
Stop thinking
about what I want,
1191
01:15:15,044 --> 01:15:18,713
what he wants,
what your parents want!
1192
01:15:20,816 --> 01:15:22,750
What do you want?
1193
01:15:22,752 --> 01:15:25,953
Did you just quote
the notebook?
1194
01:15:25,955 --> 01:15:27,722
Correct!
1195
01:15:30,159 --> 01:15:32,159
You can't live your
live for everyone else,
1196
01:15:32,161 --> 01:15:34,295
you've got to do
what's right for you,
1197
01:15:34,297 --> 01:15:37,565
even if it hurts
some people you love.
1198
01:15:37,567 --> 01:15:38,699
More notebook.
1199
01:15:41,237 --> 01:15:43,037
You know I'm a gentleman,
1200
01:15:43,039 --> 01:15:45,606
and I don't want you to
make any rash decisions
1201
01:15:45,608 --> 01:15:47,308
or anything like that,
but you also know
1202
01:15:47,310 --> 01:15:51,612
there is some organic
magic happening here.
1203
01:15:51,614 --> 01:15:54,215
Mm, organic magic.
1204
01:15:54,217 --> 01:15:57,118
Look, take all
the time you want.
1205
01:15:57,120 --> 01:16:01,088
I can be patient for the
soulmate of a lifetime,
1206
01:16:01,090 --> 01:16:04,825
but I, I hate to
see a passionate,
1207
01:16:04,827 --> 01:16:07,161
under-cherished,
beautiful woman like yourself
1208
01:16:07,163 --> 01:16:11,032
leave the woods
only to discover she...
1209
01:16:11,034 --> 01:16:14,669
Never really took
a chance at living.
1210
01:16:14,671 --> 01:16:16,637
I'll be in my tipi.
1211
01:16:18,674 --> 01:16:21,208
There's a tipi?
1212
01:16:28,952 --> 01:16:32,687
-That's as far as I go.
-What, why?
1213
01:16:32,689 --> 01:16:37,224
Well, I still gotta see that
lunk birthdays and holidays.
1214
01:16:37,226 --> 01:16:38,926
Understood.
1215
01:16:40,062 --> 01:16:41,195
Hey,
1216
01:16:43,332 --> 01:16:48,169
don't lose somethin' important
focused on the wrong thing.
1217
01:16:48,171 --> 01:16:50,638
I get it, thank you.
1218
01:16:56,111 --> 01:16:58,379
Godspeed, piano man!
1219
01:17:16,999 --> 01:17:18,866
Amanda!
1220
01:17:23,406 --> 01:17:25,239
Amanda!
1221
01:17:28,211 --> 01:17:30,645
Hello, hello?
1222
01:17:32,014 --> 01:17:35,650
Amanda, are you up there?
1223
01:17:35,652 --> 01:17:39,420
Hello!
1224
01:17:43,793 --> 01:17:46,060
Oh, captain, my captain.
1225
01:17:46,962 --> 01:17:50,097
Amanda?
1226
01:18:02,412 --> 01:18:03,744
Have you seen Amanda?
1227
01:18:03,746 --> 01:18:05,346
She's with Nate!
1228
01:18:05,348 --> 01:18:07,915
Oh, I'm sorry.
1229
01:18:24,900 --> 01:18:27,401
--I'm sorry, no looking,
no looking!
1230
01:18:27,403 --> 01:18:29,003
Hey, hey, excuse us!
1231
01:18:29,005 --> 01:18:31,839
- Oh, bro, not cool!
-Carry on!
1232
01:18:41,316 --> 01:18:42,483
Ok.
1233
01:19:28,331 --> 01:19:31,432
All right.
1234
01:19:59,995 --> 01:20:01,128
Amanda!
1235
01:20:02,430 --> 01:20:03,564
Amanda!
1236
01:20:06,368 --> 01:20:08,002
Where are you?
1237
01:20:45,174 --> 01:20:46,907
Hey, gorgeous!
1238
01:20:46,909 --> 01:20:49,276
I got these drums at taos
pueblo when I was staying
1239
01:20:49,278 --> 01:20:51,412
-at the lemuria earthship.
-Stop.
1240
01:21:01,457 --> 01:21:04,124
- Stop playing now!
1241
01:21:32,321 --> 01:21:35,256
Amanda!
1242
01:21:37,927 --> 01:21:39,059
Jack?
1243
01:22:16,399 --> 01:22:17,965
Mmm.
1244
01:22:23,105 --> 01:22:27,141
You sang for me!
1245
01:22:27,976 --> 01:22:29,209
Yeah.
1246
01:22:29,211 --> 01:22:30,678
And you're up there!
1247
01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:34,014
I know, I don't know
how I'm gonna get down.
1248
01:22:34,016 --> 01:22:38,152
No, I'm coming up,
you climbed for me!
1249
01:22:44,660 --> 01:22:47,528
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
1250
01:22:47,530 --> 01:22:51,432
I'm sorry, too, I just
i got caught up and all--
1251
01:22:51,434 --> 01:22:55,302
no, please, all I need
are you and the girls.
1252
01:22:55,304 --> 01:22:57,504
I'll teach English,
I'll clean bathrooms,
1253
01:22:57,506 --> 01:23:01,442
I don't care as long
as I have you three.
1254
01:23:01,444 --> 01:23:03,577
Can you please forgive me?
1255
01:23:03,579 --> 01:23:07,448
Please, I've been such
a complete jackass.
1256
01:23:09,618 --> 01:23:12,419
You sang to me.
1257
01:23:12,421 --> 01:23:13,620
And I'm not even drunk!
1258
01:23:17,659 --> 01:23:22,129
Hey, what happened
to you, is that blood?
1259
01:23:22,131 --> 01:23:23,764
It's a long story.
1260
01:23:23,766 --> 01:23:27,401
Hey, Jack.
1261
01:23:29,637 --> 01:23:31,538
It's good to see ya, Jack.
1262
01:23:31,540 --> 01:23:33,474
- Hey, Nate.
1263
01:23:33,476 --> 01:23:36,377
Yeah, Friday I'm in love!
1264
01:23:36,379 --> 01:23:38,379
--You know, uh,
1265
01:23:38,381 --> 01:23:42,483
the townsfolk are even
better than Wikipedia.
1266
01:23:45,620 --> 01:23:48,689
You should all Google
Nathaniel Smith.
1267
01:23:48,691 --> 01:23:51,625
Oh, ok. All right, why don't we
start over here, all right?
1268
01:23:51,627 --> 01:23:54,528
Both of you booked rooms
for the long weekend.
1269
01:23:54,530 --> 01:23:57,131
Why don't I just, uh,
let you fine folks be.
1270
01:23:57,133 --> 01:24:01,735
Is that what you have to do
before you go back to
your real home in Dallas?
1271
01:24:01,737 --> 01:24:06,573
Nate Smith, Mr. organic
farm boy lives in the big d?
1272
01:24:06,575 --> 01:24:08,542
- Oh, ok!
-No, thank you!
1273
01:24:08,544 --> 01:24:10,177
I'll be happy to
give you the rest
1274
01:24:10,179 --> 01:24:15,182
of your stay here just
free of charge, my treat.
1275
01:24:15,184 --> 01:24:19,219
Do you know the difference
between fermentation
and erosion?
1276
01:24:20,422 --> 01:24:21,588
Yes.
1277
01:24:22,223 --> 01:24:24,725
Oh, well, uh,
1278
01:24:24,727 --> 01:24:27,061
tell your nephew
he owes me a badge.
1279
01:24:27,063 --> 01:24:28,695
Sure.
1280
01:24:28,697 --> 01:24:30,164
I'm telling
Jordan to unfollow him
1281
01:24:30,166 --> 01:24:32,599
as soon as we get service.
1282
01:24:34,169 --> 01:24:36,303
-What was that about?
-Whoa, wait, wait, wait.
1283
01:24:36,305 --> 01:24:39,173
So that's it, you're
just gonna walk away,
1284
01:24:39,175 --> 01:24:41,175
like nothin' ever happened here?
1285
01:24:41,177 --> 01:24:44,111
He's not important, let it go.
1286
01:24:44,113 --> 01:24:45,579
Let it go, frozen.
1287
01:24:47,083 --> 01:24:49,416
Hey, you two should
take the trailer.
1288
01:24:49,418 --> 01:24:51,785
We're gonna go on an overnight
trip, we'll let you be.
1289
01:24:51,787 --> 01:24:55,089
-Oh, you don't have to--
-well--
1290
01:24:55,091 --> 01:24:57,691
no, it's our pleasure,
we were leaving anyways.
1291
01:24:57,693 --> 01:24:59,526
Abe promised me a pet pig.
1292
01:24:59,528 --> 01:25:01,728
Yeah, babe's gettin' a babe!
1293
01:25:01,730 --> 01:25:04,264
- Be really careful.
1294
01:25:04,266 --> 01:25:06,233
You kids enjoy.
1295
01:25:06,235 --> 01:25:07,768
Solid advice.
1296
01:25:10,306 --> 01:25:12,372
Sure you're ok?
1297
01:25:12,374 --> 01:25:17,878
Yeah, better than
I've been in... forever.
1298
01:25:20,116 --> 01:25:22,416
You can tell me
about it later,
1299
01:25:22,418 --> 01:25:26,120
but for now, no more talking.
1300
01:26:04,325 --> 01:26:06,894
Still up, professor?
1301
01:26:06,896 --> 01:26:08,729
I don't think
you get that title
1302
01:26:08,731 --> 01:26:11,798
teaching fifth grade English.
1303
01:26:11,800 --> 01:26:14,268
Are you starting a new book?
1304
01:26:14,270 --> 01:26:15,869
A blog actually.
1305
01:26:15,871 --> 01:26:17,905
A typewritten blog?
1306
01:26:17,907 --> 01:26:20,707
Yeah, it's all the rage.
1307
01:26:22,844 --> 01:26:24,378
I love you.
1308
01:26:25,313 --> 01:26:26,880
I love you, too.
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