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Hey. So we saw
a new billboard.
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Yeah. Pretty cool, huh?
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What better way to announce
our new slightly lower prices
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than with an ad campaign?
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And what better face
for an ad campaign
than our new regional manager?
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How'd it look?
You've seen it, right?
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No.
Andy, somebody
defaced it.
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What? How?
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Morning, Stanley
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There's this thing
that people tend
to do with billboards
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How do I put this?
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If there's an opportunity
for a graffiti artist
to work in a phallic shape
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interacting
with the artwork,
it'll happen.
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And Andy gave them
that opportunity.
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Erin, how long did we order
those billboards for?
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Six months
Oh, God.
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I need you to call
the billboard company
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great billboard. Funny, edgy
right up to the line
without crossing it. Loved it.
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Which one did you see?
Washington Street
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The one with like
20 dongs on it.
Okay. Don't be gross
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What's going on?
Somebody defaced
the billboards
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we just put out
in an inappropriate way
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That's funny
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Wait, from
the photo shoot
with you and me?
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Yeah, Dwight
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No. No
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No, no, no, no, no, no
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No, no, no, no, no. No
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Schrute Farms
is very easy to find.
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It's right in the middle
of the root
vegetable district
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If the soil starts
to get acidic
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you've probably
gone too far.
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Just give us the address
we'll look it up online
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It's simpler this way.
It's really not
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Now
stated arrival time
is 3:00 p.m.
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I don't get the reason
for this party.
Yeah. What's the reason?
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What's the reason, Andy?
What's the reason?
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It's just
a garden party
Sheesh!
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You don't need a reason
to throw a garden party
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any more than you
need a reason
to throw a birthday party
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It's a garden party
You don't need a reason
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A few other super
simple reminders.
No burping, no slurping
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When eating, take small bites
and chew thoroughly
with your mouth closed
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Yes, Darryl?
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What happens when
we're done chewing?
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Do we spit it out on the floor
or keep it in our mouths
the rest of the time?
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I get it. I'm being
a little overbearing
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But I promise to be
under-bearing for a week
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if you guys just
all step it up.
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Andy, we understand
basic table manners
We're not children.
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Yeah. It's just
a picnic
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This is not a picnic, Phyllis
It's a garden party.
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There's a grill
in the warehouse
I could bring
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Oh, ew
Please don't.
Not a barbecue
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It's better than a barbecue
It's dignified. Quieter.
There are rules.
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How is that better
than a barbecue?
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What's the dress
code for this?
I'm glad you asked
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Connecticut casual
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Any chance Connecticut casual
is Pennsylvania business?
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I.E., this is what
I'm wearing to your party
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guys, my family just threw
a garden party to celebrate
my brother's promotion.
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It was a huge success
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Check it out.
There's a video online
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Heartwarming impromptu
father/son duet
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Oh, yeah
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Yeah. Oscar
you showed me this
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I've seen this.
That's not you
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Yeah. Who's the sausage?
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It's my dad
and my brother
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I would have joined in
but this melody
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doesn't really support
another harmony part, so
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Check it out
That's my brother's boss
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Look how psyched he is
He's having an awesome time
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Ah
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And did Robert California
get an invite to your party?
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Yeah, of course
I mean, yeah
I think he did
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Why didn't you just say
this was to impress
Robert California?
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I cannot believe that Andy
is throwing a party like this
just to impress the CEO.
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Classic Gabe move
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Hey, Andy, how about
you don't steal
my business strategies
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and I won't dress like my life
is just one long brunch
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See you all there
at 3:00 p.m
Connecticut casual
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Remember your manners
and have a wonderful time
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And please refer to the map
Stay off of the web.
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Thank you
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So, we've typed in
the address.
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Now let's take a look
at the street view
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They don't warn you when
the cameras are driving by
Ah.
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Why do you keep reading
that garden party book?
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I mean, how hard are
finger sandwiches and tea?
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There's so much
more to it than that
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I've been wanting
Schrute Farms to break into
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the high-end event
hosting industry
for some time,
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and this party is
a great opportunity
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Plus, I've got
a secret weapon
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Only one copy
in the world,
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and some sucker
on the Internet
sold it to me for $2
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I'm actually really
disappointed in how poorly
my book is doing.
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I've only sold one copy
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Is there anything you wish
you'd done differently
to avoid cankles?
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Nope
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I've already gone up
another cup size.
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The senator
is grossed out
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When do you start
feeling it kick?
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Cece was around 22 weeks
but Philip was much earlier
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Philip?
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Oh, my gosh. Yes
But don't say
anything, okay?
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It's after my grandfather
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Philip is the name
that we're using.
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It's after my favourite cat
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Oh, wow
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Funny. It's after
my grandfather.
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It's after my cat
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Andrew, I picked up
two possible gifts
to bring this afternoon.
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One, a pot of marmalade.
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Ooh, that sounds great
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That is
what you want then?
The marmalade?
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Sure
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You don't want
to hearthe otherone.
You love marmalade?
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I'll hear the other one
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It's a basil plant.
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You know, the marmalade
sounds great.
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I also mentioned
the marmalade to my sister,
and she's very interested.
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Then the basil will be fine
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Well, you clearly want
the marmalade.
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Gretchen, I need
another marmalade.
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All right.
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Hey, where do I park?
I'm the valet.
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You have to give me
your car, I'm parking.
I can probably park it myself
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I'm the valet. You have
to give me your car.
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It's probably okay
that I park...
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No. I think
it's probably
better that I
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I'm the valet.
You have to give me
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It's a finicky car
Get out of your car.
Get out.
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Have a good time
at the thing.
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It's a little tricky.
You might want to
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Mr. Ryan Howard
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"Chapter Two.
Announcing guests
as they enter
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"is the height of decorum
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"The more volume displayed
the more honour is bestowed
upon everyone present."
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Stanley Hudson
and his mistress Cynthia
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James, Pamela
and Peepee Halpert
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How's it going
over here, guys?
Andy, stop hovering
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You're being
really annoying
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Didn't mean
to bother you, Mable
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"Mable, Mable
if you're able,
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"keep your elbows
off the table."
Wow
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Mr. and Mrs. Walter
and Ellen Bernard
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So you all work
with Andy?
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Well, technically, for Andy
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Technically
for Robert California
He's our CEO.
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I thought you
were the CEO
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I don't know how
you got there
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You said you were
running the company
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This branch
I'm the regional manager
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Yes. Well, that makes
more sense.
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Are you a
regional managers?
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Did I throw this party
to impress my parents?
That's crazy
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No, if they wanted
a garden party, they could
throw one themselves.
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Which, as a matter of fact,
they did last week.
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They threw one
for my baby brother,
and it was totally amazing.
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But I couldn't care less.
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Can I introduce
you around now?
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Yeah, we don't have too long
We have theatre tickets.
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What are you
going to see?
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Moneyball.
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It was
Walter Jr.'s choice
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MRS. BERNARD
There he is.
What?
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Bro-nard
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I didn't know you were
going to be here
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I wouldn't have missed it
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Okay
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Ahh
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I'm Walter. I'm Andy's
younger brother
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Hey, how you doing?
I'm Jim.
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Tuna, right?
And this must be
your lovely wife, Pam
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No
Hell no
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She wishes.
No, no, no
no, no. No
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Sir, I need to be able
to feed all the guests
I understand
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Excuse me
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Set that down
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Present yourself
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"Chapter Four
One of the host's
most important duties
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"is as dance master.
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"A proper courtly dance
sets the tone
for the entire afternoon."
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Ladies and gentlemen
may I present
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Robert California
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Hello, Andy
Welcome
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Thank you
Hey, I want you to meet
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my first bosses
Mom and Dad
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Yes. Hello.
Nice to meet you
Pleasure.
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Andy, where shall I put
your basil plant?
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I thought you were
going to bring
the marmalade?
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No. I'm certain
you said basil.
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This is not funny, man
Let me down.
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I think this thing is broken.
It's not broken, Kevin
This is how it works.
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It's so pretty today
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It's getting chilly
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Yeah. We really
should be leaving
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Yeah. Um
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It'll be weird if the boss-man
didn't make a toast,
so hang on.
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Everybody, I just want
to take this opportunity
to thank you all for coming
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and to raise a glass
to my amazing staff
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Toasts are great.
I mean, you toast somebody
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they toast you back
It just goes round and round
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00:11:04,538 --> 00:11:07,582
That's my favourite part
about toasts, the reciprocity
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Let's hear from you guys.
Who do you want to toast?
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Yeah, I'll say something
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00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:15,173
I think we should be
acknowledging our boss
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because none of us
would be here without him
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Robert California
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To Robert
- Yay, Robert
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I cannot believe I didn't
think of toasting Robert.
Get in the game, Gabriel
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Why are you talking
to Stanley's mistress?
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I would like to toast
someone who isn't here
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but who will be
in just four short months
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Welcome to the world
Philip Lipton.
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Aww
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I also would like
to toast Philip Halpert
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who's due even sooner
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May he be a good namesake
to my grandfather
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who I promised as a child
long before tonight,
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that I would one day
name my son after him
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To Philip Halpert.
To Philip
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All right
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She just always has
to copy anything I do
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It's the Ford Taurus
situation all over again
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I'd like to make
a toast to the troops
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Here, here
Yes
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All the troops
Both sides
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I think
we should toast
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Ladies and gentlemen
the Last Supper.
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"Chapter Nine
The tableau vivant
is not only welcome
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"but expected entertainment
at any garden party."
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Andy?
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I think that we should
acknowledge the man
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who has led us to such
a profitable quarter.
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To Robert California
Yeah
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I would also like
to toast Robert California
Mr. California...
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You can't triple
toast somebody
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At least not until
we hit everyone once
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I'll say a few words
if that's all right
with you, Andy
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00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,531
Yeah
244
00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:10,038
You people say I led you
but it wasn't me
245
00:13:11,373 --> 00:13:15,335
You want to toast the man
who led you to success,
246
00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:17,295
but the boss is irrelevant
247
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:21,132
Andy and I
produce nothing
We do nothing
248
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:24,385
We sit in our offices
and demand,
249
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:28,807
"I want this
and that right now"
like petulant children
250
00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:33,019
You know the difference
between a crying baby
and a manager?
251
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,771
One day the baby
will grow up.
252
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:43,488
But without you, Andy and I
would be sitting in
our dirty diapers
253
00:13:43,572 --> 00:13:46,407
waiting for someone
to change us, wipe us
254
00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:49,702
I should be toasting you
thanking you,
255
00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:53,998
for allowing me to have
the easiest job
in the universe.
256
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,209
Cheers
- Cheers
257
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,419
To Robert California
258
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,964
From the moment
you entered our building
and our hearts, you...
259
00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:05,885
Some of you know that we have
an Internet star in our midst.
260
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:10,431
Mr. Walter Banes Bernard, Sir
please report to the stage.
261
00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:12,267
I'm eating, Andy
262
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:14,185
Come on
263
00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:17,647
Okay. All right
264
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,065
Okay
265
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:20,900
Yes
Yeah, what do you
want to do?
266
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:24,362
Well, how about
one of our classic
father/son duets?
267
00:14:24,446 --> 00:14:26,364
Oh, whoa.
268
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:27,490
You sure?
269
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:30,076
Really?
It's a little tricky
270
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:39,502
Saying I love you
Is not the words
271
00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:41,713
It's too high. It's high
but it's not that high.
Really?
272
00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:44,007
Right. It feels strained
Yeah. Just take it down.
273
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,094
Saying I love...
274
00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:49,929
Saying I love you
275
00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:52,223
Here. Just give it
to me. Yeah
Yeah
276
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,433
Okay
277
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,520
Something like
278
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:02,734
Saying I love you
is not the word...
279
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:03,860
You don't come in yet
280
00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:06,571
...I want to hear from you
281
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:09,908
It's not that I want you
282
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:14,537
Not to say
but if you only knew
283
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:17,540
More than words
284
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:22,295
Is all you have to do
to make it real
285
00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:25,798
Is anyone filming this?
Seriously. Erin!
286
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:28,259
It's either taping
or calling.
287
00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:32,764
What would you do
288
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:36,184
If my heart was torn in two
289
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,686
You know what?
Walter Jr. is here
290
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,271
Why don't you come up
and join us?
- Yeah, no
291
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,023
No, come up and do
something with me.
I don't know, Pop
292
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:44,108
I'm just having a good time
getting to know
Andy's friends here
293
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:45,401
Get up there and sing
294
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:48,321
or I will cut your larynx
and you'll never be
able to sing again
295
00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:50,031
Whoo! Come on
296
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,825
Come on
Give them what they want
297
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,745
All right. This old thing
I don't even
298
00:15:56,538 --> 00:16:01,501
May the good Lord be with you
Down every road you roam
299
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:09,092
And may sunshine and happiness
Surround you when
you're far from home
300
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:16,182
And may you grow to be proud
Dignified and true
301
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:22,981
And do unto others
As you'd have done to you
302
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:26,776
Cheers! All right
303
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,655
What's going on?
Cheers, cheers.
Get your own guitar
304
00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:40,123
Sorry.
Please
hang up and try again.
305
00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:11,446
I am so cold
It's because you
didn't bring a jacket
306
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:15,158
My first love is beet farming,
but it's a young man's game
307
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:18,828
Whoever heard of
an old beet farmer?
Forget the beets.
308
00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:21,080
Concentrate on the hosting
309
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:26,252
I can spend a considerable
amount of money
having my birthday party here
310
00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:28,796
Really? We have a number
of birthday packages
311
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,549
The Pewter package
has the least amount
of goats.
312
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:34,135
It's not no goats
it's still 10 to 12 goats
313
00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:35,595
depending on the
availability of the goats
314
00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:38,931
Now the goat package,
obviously, has the most goats
What were you thinking?
315
00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:43,061
Of course I am not
interested in goats
316
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:46,230
Why would you spend
so much time going over
the goats with me?
317
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:50,026
I can get you
exotic meats
318
00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:53,196
Hippo steaks.
Giraffe burgers
319
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:55,406
We'll talk
320
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:00,953
It'll all be goat
321
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:05,208
Hello, Cece Halpert
This is Andrew Bernard
322
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:09,087
I'd very much like
to speak with you about
your paper supply needs
323
00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:13,883
That wasn't even
my worst sales call
324
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:16,511
Hi
325
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,474
What was that display?
326
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:25,686
I don't know.
I just thought
327
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:28,231
if I could throw
this great garden party
328
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:32,026
and show you
how respected I am
that you'd be proud of me
329
00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:34,320
Andrew
I know
330
00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:36,322
I know that you're
proud of me.
331
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:38,449
I'm not going to tell you
how impressed I am
332
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:42,787
that you're a manager
of some rinky-dink branch
333
00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:45,790
of a paper company
in Scranton, Pennsylvania
334
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:48,835
How long are you
going to go on
needing my approval?
335
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:52,713
You're a grown man.
Don't act like
a little boy who needs...
336
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:55,675
I think if I had
parents like that,
337
00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:59,011
I'd be trying to convince
everyone all the time
how great I was, too
338
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,556
Guess we found
Andy's Rosebud
Rosebud?
339
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,974
It's a reference
to Citizen Kane.
340
00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:06,185
Something that explains
why a person became
the way they are.
341
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:10,565
I know Citizen Kane.
Rosebud didn't explain
why he was how he was
342
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:14,277
It just represented what was
important to him as a child,
that he missed.
343
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,154
Different school of thought.
Let's just agree to disagree
344
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:17,905
No. You're wrong
345
00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:21,868
Are you sure?
Yeah. I'm too hot anyway
346
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:25,246
My body has somehow
become acclimated
to southern Italy
347
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:26,581
Isn't that strange?
I've never been there
348
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:30,001
Oh! Ah. Well
349
00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:31,294
Yes, that's nice
350
00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:32,712
Thank you
351
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:39,760
It was a nice party.
The setting was
a little strange. The food
352
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,095
Sandwiches were dry
353
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,847
Bye, Tuna
Bye, Pam
354
00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:54,066
Hey, everybody
I'm going to leave
355
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:57,278
and I just wanted to say
I'm really sorry
356
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,197
Cheeseburger
or hamburger?
357
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:03,242
Um
358
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:05,953
Cheeseburger
359
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:07,330
Nard-Dog
360
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:11,792
Thanks, Oscar
361
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,229
What are they doing?
362
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,022
Closing ceremonies
363
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:35,149
Nice touch
364
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:55,920
I think I left my wallet
in your house.
Who cares?
365
00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:59,048
Right here
Mr. James Halpert
366
00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:00,341
Keys. My keys
367
00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:03,177
Stop forgetting things.
I didn't forget them
They're right here.
368
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:06,472
Mr. James Halpert
369
00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:10,059
I'm so sorry.
I think I forgot the
370
00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:11,644
What
You idiot
371
00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:14,897
Ooh
Mis...
372
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:17,942
Mi.
373
00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:20,111
What are you doing?
Hey, I have a question
374
00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:23,406
Who do you think
is really the best salesman
in this office?
375
00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:27,201
Stupid question, obviously
Mr. James Halpert!
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