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‐ ♪ You've got this strange effect on me ♪
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NAPOLEON: I'm actually
really looking forward to this.
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This place has won
two global wellness awards,
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mental wellness and social impact.
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Though, the latter might have been,
uh, an honorable mention.
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The fact is, this woman is giving us
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a massive price break.
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What a‐‐ what a socially
progressive thing to do.
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To put healing people ahead
of the profit motive.
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I mean, to‐‐ I think some
of these other folks here
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are paying‐‐ paying thousands of dollars.
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I actually feel myself
getting lighter as I get nearer.
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It's going to be a good thing.
Don't you think so, honey?
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‐ I do.
‐ Yeah. How you doing, Zoe? Zoe!
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‐ Yeah.
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NAPOLEON: How you doing back there?
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‐ Oh, never better, Dad.
Just looking forward.
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‐ It's going to be great.
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[seagulls calling]
JESSICA: Hey guys, it's Jess.
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So, we're headed
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to a transformation retreat
called Tranquillum.
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I would tag them for you,
but they're not on social.
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It's like super mysterious.
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Anyway, we're gonna spend 10 days
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doing meditation,
yoga, healthy eating,
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and spending some quality time
with my man‐‐
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Damn it, Ben, did you do that on purpose?
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‐ It's this road. It's beating
the shit out of my car.
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‐ Now I have to record
the whole thing again.
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‐ You don't have to.
‐ Yes, I do.
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‐ Look, if you ask me,
I feel like we're taking
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this whole self‐improvement thing
a little too far.
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‐ I didn't ask, but what's
that supposed to mean?
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‐ It means that‐‐ Whoa, God!
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Look, if we keep getting better,
eventually we'll be perfect,
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right? Then what?
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‐ Maybe you'll be
a perfect little asshole.
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‐ I'm not being an asshole.
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I just don't understand
why I'm going to this place.
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‐ We're going 'cause we have issues,
Benjamin...
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with us.
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That should mean more to you
than your fucking car.
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We need something dramatic.
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BEN: Yeah, this is definitely dramatic.
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Yo, if I fuck up my suspension‐‐
[Ben grunting]
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‐ ♪ Yes, it's a good day
for singin' a song ♪
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‐ Uh.
‐ ♪ A good day ♪
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‐ Wellness here I come.
[chuckles] Frances 2.0.
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Get ready.
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Yeah, get ready.
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‐ ♪ ...and nothin' to lose ♪
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‐ Little shit. Not even a phone call, huh?
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Why not? Would it be too courteous?
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[cell phone ringing]
Ah‐ha. Oh.
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Hello?
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ERIN [on phone]:
Hey. So have we achieved nirvana yet?
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‐ [laughs] Still a ways off
from infinite serenity.
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ERIN: Okay. Well, you need to give
this a real chance, honey.
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‐ I am giving this a real cha‐‐
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I'm literally going there right now.
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That's giving it a chance.
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ERIN: And do not even think about him.
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He's an asshole.
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‐ I wasn't. If I could just get my friends
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to stop calling and bringing him up.
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Any ideas how I could do that?
ERIN: Oh.
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Have you heard from your agent?
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‐ I have not, but now
you've brought up him
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and work, so you got anything else
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you wanna throw at me?
ERIN: Just that I love you.
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The new book is fantastic.
You are fantastic,
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and you're going to have a fabulous
10 days at Tranquillum.
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‐ Yes. I know. I feel the same way.
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Come back a whole new me.
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I'm sure everyone will like
that one better. [laughs]
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ERIN: Well, I like this one.
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‐ Thanks. Oh, Erin, it's my agent,
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I'm gonna have to call you back.
Love you.
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ERIN: Call me back!
I love you!
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‐ Hey there.
MARTY [on phone]: Frances?
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‐ So, how's the book biz going today?
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[laughs]
MARTY: Whoa! You just‐‐
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you just sound so upbeat!
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‐ I'm on my way to that health retreat
I told you about.
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I'm just trying to put myself
in a positive state of mind.
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MARTY: Yeah, well, remember
those people who died
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in that sweat lodge?
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They thought they were being enlightened
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when in reality they were being cooked.
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‐ This is nothing like that.
This place looks amazing.
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I'm just going there for some healing.
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You know, massage.
Maybe some gentle fasting.
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MARTY: Great, well,
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I'm not the bearer of good news, Franny.
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‐ What is that supposed to mean?
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MARTY: I think it is beautifully written,
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I really, really do.
[clearing throat]
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‐ W‐‐ wait a minute. Are‐‐ are you s‐‐
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are you saying they don't‐‐
they don't want the book?
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MARTY: There's no easy way
to say this, Franny,
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so I'm just gonna tell you.
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They want to buy you
out of your contract.
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I'm so sorry about this, Franny,
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especially after everything that happened
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with that horrendous grifter man.
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I mean, I just feel so awful for you.
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‐ I do not wanna talk about this with you.
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That's it.
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I'm done. This is how it ends.
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Dead to the fucking world!
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Fucking dead!
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[grunting] You're dead
to the fucking world!
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[screaming, crying]
Oh, my God.
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TONY: Hello?
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You okay?
[Frances stammers]
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You‐‐ do you need some help, Miss?
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‐ No. I'm‐‐ I'm‐‐ I'm good. I'm good.
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‐ You don't seem good.
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‐ Well, I was just having
a quiet moment of despair.
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‐ Okay. Well, that's your idea
of a quiet moment?
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'Cause you seemed...
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You're screaming like a banshee.
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That's why I pulled over.
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‐ Well, I'm sorry. I apologize.
‐ It's okay.
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‐ I thought I was in the middle
of nowhere, completely alone.
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Clearly, that is not the case.
‐ Are you sick?
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‐ I beg your pardon?
‐ You seem to be having
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some kind of a mental breakdown
episode sort of thing.
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I'm not judging, you know, I got, uh‐‐
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I got mental illness in my own family.
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‐ Is that right? I'm fine, thank you.
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‐ You know, it's not normal
to be screaming...
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"dead to the fuckin' world"
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at the top of your lungs, you know?
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‐ You know what it is?
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I was having a hot flash.
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‐ Oh.
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‐ So I'm good. Thank you so much.
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‐ Do you take supplements?
[Frances grunts]
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‐ [exhales] I'm sorry. W‐‐ [scoffs]
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‐ Proges‐‐ Progesterone? Progesterone.
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I heard that helps.
‐ Are we actually
having this conversation right now?
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‐ What's with the tone, lady?
‐ I don't have a tone.
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I am just not used
to complete strangers prescribing
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hormone replacement therapy...
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curbside!
‐ Apologies.
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I can see now that you're a tragic person.
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Have a good day.
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SAM: Good morning.
‐ Hey.
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SAM: Okay.
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Headed to Tranquillum, I see.
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‐ Why would you say that?
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‐ You're loading up
on all the forbidden food items.
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‐ Oh, I'm going there, too.
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‐ Excellent.
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SAM: You'd be lucky
if you get past the front door
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with this stuff.
[cell phone chiming]
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They'll be taking that, too.
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They don't allow...
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‐ Excuse me?
‐ ... phones at Tranquillum.
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LARS: What have you heard about the place?
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‐ Mm, not much. Uh, the guests
go in looking one way.
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Come out looking another.
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So she must be doing something to them.
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‐ And, uh, have you met her?
The woman that runs it?
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‐ No, no, but...
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from what I've heard, I'd like to.
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‐ Supposedly she completely
changes people.
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I mean, that's why I'm going.
To be transformed. [laughs]
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‐ Good luck with that.
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[Carmel sighs]
SAM: Hi.
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‐ Hi.
♪ mid‐tempo music playing ♪
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MARTY [on phone]:
It's the market, you know.
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Romance has taken the worst hit.
It won't be forever.
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FRANCES: This tension
is not good for my back, Marty.
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MARTY: Franny, come on, stop it.
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Don't‐‐ don't waste your energy
on this nonsense.
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Just try to forget about it.
Have a great time.
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FRANCES: I'm a blight
on feminism because I described
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the eye color of‐‐ of my‐‐ my hero?
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Oh.
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‐ Namaste. Welcome to Tranquillum.
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‐ Ooh, um, so excited to hear about it.
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Give me one second. Just one second.
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They said I should have killed off Jane.
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Who kills their main character? Who?
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[indistinct chatter]
‐ You must be Frances? Come.
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One journey ends and another begins.
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FRANCES: Oh, how can they say
I hate women?
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[scoffing] I can't hate women.
I am a woman.
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And I'm crazy about myself.
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BEN: Look. It's not too late
to call this whole thing off.
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JESSICA: Ben, please, we're here.
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‐ I just feel like this is something
we can work on ourselves.
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‐ We've been working on it.
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We're not in a good place obviously,
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and either we try or...
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[grunts] ...we don't.
[horn honking]
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‐ What the fuck is your problem, man?
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‐ No problem.
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I just need you to nudge it up
a little so I can pull in.
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‐ So you're gonna just keep
blowing your horn like that?
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‐ Like what? It's a horn,
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it's not a musical instrument.
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You just, you know, push.
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See? It's only got the one note.
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LULU: Namaste! Welcome to Tranquillum.
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‐ Oh, my God, your skin is amazing.
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Ben, look at her skin!
LULU: I'm Lulu,
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one of the Wellness Consultants here.
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‐ Cool skin.
‐ Hi.
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LULU: You guys ready for the tour?
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‐ Yes.
‐ Guess so.
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LULU: Great!
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Uh, we'll have to unburden you
from that soon.
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BEN: Oh, shit.
JESSICA: What?
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LULU: It hurts, but it's so worth it.
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‐ But I'm‐‐ Do you mean like‐‐
like the whole time?
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But it's my phone.
[horn honking]
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TONY: Hello?
‐ Can we‐‐ can we
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eject him, evict him, get him out of here?
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FRANCES: You know‐‐ You know what that is?
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I know exactly what‐‐
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That's‐‐ because it's just so in vogue now
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to kill your characters.
Well, they're my babies.
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Okay, I'm sorry if I'm not a baby‐killer.
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I don't even wound my characters.
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DELILAH: After we get
you checked in, I would suggest
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a little forest bathing
to lower your cortisol.
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‐ Oh, wow. That sounds nice.
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‐ We have an award‐winning arboretum.
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FRANCES: And I'll tell you, what‐‐
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what I've never been called is dangerous.
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How would I even be dangerous?
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Wait‐‐ With‐‐ I'm‐‐
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CARMEL: Oh, no.
‐ I'm sorry.
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‐ No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No worries.
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‐ [Frances sighing] I'm sorry.
‐ Uh, I'm Carmel.
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‐ Yeah. It's, uh...
‐ No, get it. I get it.
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I was just on the phone with my kids, too.
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I miss them so much.
‐ Oh, yeah. Oh, no.
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‐ This is Bella. This is‐‐
‐ That's not‐‐ No, that's not‐‐
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I'm not doing‐‐ I'm‐‐ I'm‐‐
It's a work call.
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CARMEL: Oh.
‐ I‐‐ I do something
for a living.
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So I don't do ki‐‐
CARMEL: Oh, well I...
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‐ I‐‐ Not meaning‐‐ I don't mean...
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CARMEL: Yeah.
‐ ...to diminish.
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I just‐‐ I have to...
‐ No. No, no.
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‐ ...take this.
‐ I‐‐ Yeah.
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‐ I appreciate what you do. I was‐‐ God.
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‐ I get‐‐ No, I‐‐ I understand.
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‐ Carmel. It'll be fine, I promise.
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They aren't in there.
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They're in here.
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And in here.
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‐ You're so pretty.
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May I ask, is everybody
here beautiful? [laughs]
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‐ As a matter of fact, yes.
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‐ Oh, wow.
‐ Including you, Carmel.
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‐ Thank you.
‐ Yeah.
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‐ It's okay. All right?
‐ No.
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I‐‐ I just need to pull something.
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‐ Okay. No‐‐
‐ I need to pull something up.
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‐ Frances. Frances. Frances.
‐ And then‐‐ I just need to‐‐
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‐ Frances.
‐ Mm‐hmm.
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‐ Imagine you didn't, because you don't.
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You actually don't... need to.
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‐ Okay. Here's the thing,
something's come up.
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So I'm gonna have to leave.
‐ Something always does.
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But you're here.
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Be here, Frances.
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‐ You're very good at this.
DELILAH: Sign here, please.
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‐ Hi. S‐‐ um, sorry about before.
I'm Frances Welty.
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I didn't mean anything by it.
‐ No, no. I‐‐ No. No, Frances.
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I'm sorry, Fran‐‐ Fran‐‐ Frances Welty,
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the‐‐ the writer Frances Welty?
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‐ Well, that depends on who you ask.
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‐ Well, ask me. I have read everything.
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I'm a‐‐ I‐‐ I‐‐
‐ Oh, I think we're going.
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I'll see you soon or‐‐ or never again.
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Chatty. Very chatty.
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YAO: Here. This is our pool area.
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FRANCES: This is nice.
‐ And the, uh‐‐
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‐ Oh, God. You?
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‐ Crap.
286
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‐ You must be Tony.
TONY: Yeah.
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I gotta take a piss.
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‐ Your personal wellness
consultant will be back
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momentarily to assist you.
‐ Swell.
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‐ You know, for what it's worth,
I'm not a tragic person.
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‐ I‐‐ I'm not gonna...
292
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‐ I mean, don't you vet your clientèle?
293
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He just seems like a criminal.
I don't think he's right.
294
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‐ I 100 percent understand
295
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why they want me to give up my phone.
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‐ So no problem, then.
‐ I'm just thinking
in logical terms.
297
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What if there's an emergency?
298
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Like, what
if there's a murderer or a bear?
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BEN: Okay, logically,
if there's a bear or a murderer,
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what are you gonna do?
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DELILAH: Breakfast, 7:00.
Lunch, noon. Dinner, 7:30.
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And all of our guests eat together.
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HEATHER: And how many guests are there?
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‐ Nine total. It's very intimate.
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‐ It all looks so fabulous.
I mean, I already feel better,
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I really do. Is this not fantastic?
307
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‐ Yeah.
DELILAH: And this is our spa.
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NAPOLEON: Wow.
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I mean, you rarely see engineering
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like this in a resort.
311
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The‐‐ the‐‐ the craftsmanship,
the attention to detail.
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Incredible.
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Hey! Napoleon.
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‐ Genghis Khan... Patton?
315
00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:06,383
‐ Oh, I get it. No, uh, Napoleon Marconi,
316
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that's my name.
FRANCES: Oh, Frances.
317
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I thought we were doing a military thing.
318
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I think I lost my guide.
319
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‐ Yeah, it's super to meet you.
You here for the, uh,
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10‐day retreat? Us 2.0?
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‐ I certainly am.
YAO: Ah, there you are.
322
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Thought we had a runner for a second.
323
00:16:21,273 --> 00:16:23,025
‐ Oh. What is this?
324
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‐ Ah, tailored specifically
to your metabolic needs,
325
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so please do not share.
326
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Also it has been precisely constructed,
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so please be sure to drink it all.
328
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FRANCES: That is just the best.
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‐ Meet my beautiful, beautiful girls.
330
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Wife Heather. Daughter Zoe.
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‐ Hi.
‐ Pleasure to meet you.
332
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‐ Likewise. So what brings you here?
333
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Because I have to say,
you look pretty perfect.
334
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:42,836
‐ Why would you say something like that?
335
00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:48,383
‐ I meant it as a compliment.
I... S‐‐ sorry if‐‐
336
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‐ Uh, I think we're gonna explore
the hot springs, maybe get a quick soak,
337
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do a few laps in the pool,
maybe even visit the sacred spa.
338
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:56,475
DELILAH: Should I show you
the hot springs?
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‐ Please do. Ciao, Frances.
‐ Ciao.
340
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NAPOLEON: C'mon, ladies.
Jump start on bliss.
341
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,357
‐ Nice to meet you.
342
00:17:07,778 --> 00:17:08,737
Heather's a bitch.
343
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:12,157
‐ Okay. Uh, your room is this way.
344
00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:20,207
LARS:
Wow. You have an MRI machine?
345
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,709
‐ Oh yeah, we've got all
the toys here at Tranquillum.
346
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,671
‐ How much does an MRI machine cost?
347
00:17:25,671 --> 00:17:27,673
GLORY: I wouldn't know, I'm afraid.
348
00:17:27,673 --> 00:17:29,132
‐ I hear tell that Bill Gates
349
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funded all of this,
or at least put up a lot
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of the initial seed money. Is it true?
351
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‐ I wouldn't know.
352
00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:37,432
‐ Awful lot of not knowing going on.
353
00:17:38,392 --> 00:17:39,434
What's this?
354
00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:41,061
GLORY: It's just our legal disclaimer.
355
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LARS: Does anyone come all
the way here and not sign it?
356
00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:45,649
‐ You would be the first not to sign.
357
00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:48,318
LARS: Hmm.
358
00:17:50,946 --> 00:17:55,826
"Clients are prohibited
from posting about Tranquillum
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00:17:55,826 --> 00:17:57,953
on social media platforms."
DELILAH: Hmm.
360
00:17:57,953 --> 00:17:59,580
‐ Hmm. So,
361
00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:02,457
how do you attract new guests?
‐ Word of mouth.
362
00:18:05,002 --> 00:18:07,671
‐ That's an impressive smile.
DELILAH: I like to think so.
363
00:18:14,303 --> 00:18:15,053
‐ What's that?
364
00:18:15,888 --> 00:18:17,931
‐ Oh. Blood draw. Standard practice.
365
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,975
‐ That's standard? I've already submitted
366
00:18:19,975 --> 00:18:22,019
my medical records, um,
367
00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:23,812
which I found to be a tad bit bizarre‐‐
368
00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:25,898
‐ We do a blood intake every few days.
369
00:18:25,898 --> 00:18:28,317
It was outlined
in the document you just signed.
370
00:18:28,317 --> 00:18:31,111
It's part of how we tailor
your wellness journey.
371
00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:34,323
‐ All right. Fine.
372
00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:36,950
Which arm?
373
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‐ This won't hurt a bit.
374
00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:51,548
CARMEL: You are brave. You are powerful.
375
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,592
You shall be new again.
376
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[exhales] You shall be
who you came here to be.
377
00:19:03,644 --> 00:19:04,645
Yes.
378
00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:08,732
[exhales] Get a grip, Carmel.
379
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:30,337
‐ Oh. Come on. [gasps]
‐ Oh, oh, oh!
380
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:32,089
‐ I'm‐‐ I'm sorry,
‐ [Tony grunting] Sorry!
381
00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:36,134
‐ No, I'm so sorry.
I was‐‐ I was forest bathing
382
00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:38,345
and‐‐ and I mistook you for a creek.
383
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,055
TONY: My bad. I shouldn't have done that.
384
00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:42,057
I just‐‐ You know, I‐‐ I had
to go and, uh...
385
00:19:42,057 --> 00:19:43,475
‐ Yeah.
[Tony stammering]
386
00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:45,185
‐ ...my‐‐ my wellness consultant
was nowhere to be found.
387
00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:46,228
CARMEL: Hmm.
388
00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:48,438
TONY: Just don't rat me out
to the warden, okay?
389
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:51,692
‐ No. The‐‐ Wait, the warden?
‐ Uh, you know.
390
00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:54,069
The Russian lady.
‐ Oh, have you met her?
391
00:19:54,862 --> 00:19:56,405
‐ Uh, no. Not yet. You?
392
00:19:56,405 --> 00:19:59,116
‐ No, I haven't. But I can't wait.
393
00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:00,993
I mean, I've heard so much about her.
394
00:20:03,412 --> 00:20:04,705
‐ Sorry, I just be...
395
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:07,916
God, you look so familiar.
396
00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:09,293
I don't‐‐ I‐‐
‐ No. I'm not.
397
00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:15,465
‐ Yeah. I'm Carmel.
398
00:20:17,009 --> 00:20:19,303
‐ Tony. What are you in for?
399
00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:23,015
‐ Weight loss. Esteem building,
400
00:20:23,015 --> 00:20:25,058
mind and body transformation.
And what about you?
401
00:20:26,602 --> 00:20:27,769
‐ Yeah, no, same thing.
402
00:20:28,604 --> 00:20:30,355
‐ Are you married?
‐ Am I married?
403
00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:33,483
Uh, fuck, this isn't one
of those places, is it?
404
00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:35,027
‐ Wait, what? What do you‐‐
‐ Uh...
405
00:20:35,027 --> 00:20:36,195
‐ What do you mean by that?
406
00:20:36,195 --> 00:20:38,780
‐ Lifelong bachelor.
Rest of my life, anyway.
407
00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:41,200
So, I gotta go finish here, okay?
408
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:44,203
I‐‐ I didn't even get to the shake.
Nice to meet you, Chanelle.
409
00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:47,080
[Tony grunting]
‐ Yeah. [clears throat]
410
00:20:48,957 --> 00:20:50,250
YAO: Right this way.
411
00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:53,420
‐ Oh...
412
00:20:55,589 --> 00:20:56,465
wow.
413
00:20:57,716 --> 00:20:58,717
This, um...
414
00:20:59,635 --> 00:21:01,136
this is Heaven.
415
00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:06,391
YAO: Welcome to Tranquillum.
[Frances sighing]
416
00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:08,393
Your wellness journey
has begun, Frances.
417
00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:12,564
‐ You know, I have been feeling
rather unwell lately.
418
00:21:13,774 --> 00:21:16,777
‐ Hmm. Yes, I know you have.
419
00:21:19,947 --> 00:21:21,365
‐ This is going to be the best thing.
420
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,325
I just know it.
421
00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:27,412
It has to be.
422
00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:31,750
YAO: We'll get you well, Frances.
423
00:21:33,502 --> 00:21:36,505
We'll get you feeling
as well as you've ever felt
424
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,507
in your whole life.
425
00:21:39,258 --> 00:21:40,259
‐ Yeah.
426
00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:26,263
[gasps] God... [sniffles]
427
00:22:28,307 --> 00:22:29,600
How did you get in here?
428
00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:32,686
MASHA: I came in through the door.
429
00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:37,357
I'm Masha.
430
00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:44,323
‐ You're her.
431
00:22:46,825 --> 00:22:48,368
‐ Why are you crying, Frances?
432
00:22:48,994 --> 00:22:51,580
‐ Oh, you know. [chuckles]
Just a little bit of...
433
00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:54,791
[sniffles] ..."my career
is over" kind of thing,
434
00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:59,087
bit of menopause, you know,
mix in a little bad relationship
435
00:22:59,087 --> 00:23:01,924
and a dash of crippling shame.
436
00:23:01,924 --> 00:23:03,383
‐ We're gonna get you well.
437
00:23:08,597 --> 00:23:10,974
‐ You know, uh, I almost didn't come.
438
00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:15,896
And then, when I did get here...
439
00:23:17,397 --> 00:23:18,899
I really thought about leaving.
440
00:23:20,609 --> 00:23:22,986
MASHA: Nearly everyone here
almost didn't come.
441
00:23:23,487 --> 00:23:25,405
They sense it's going to take courage.
442
00:23:26,657 --> 00:23:27,658
And it'll be...
443
00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:30,786
sometimes unpleasant.
444
00:23:32,496 --> 00:23:33,997
And I'll tell you something else.
445
00:23:33,997 --> 00:23:35,415
The people who come here, most of them,
446
00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:37,584
they have fairly good lives.
Comfortable, even.
447
00:23:38,877 --> 00:23:40,420
They come for the suffering.
448
00:23:45,342 --> 00:23:46,510
‐ I don't want to suffer.
449
00:23:47,636 --> 00:23:49,221
‐ You're already suffering.
450
00:24:06,738 --> 00:24:10,117
‐ No. What the hell? Yup, all right.
451
00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:12,744
What?
452
00:24:14,997 --> 00:24:15,914
‐ Nothing.
453
00:24:17,165 --> 00:24:18,667
‐ Why is Zoe in another room?
454
00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:23,630
‐ Because the rooms
are double occupancy, darling.
455
00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:25,507
She loves having her own room,
you kidding?
456
00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:26,508
‐ Did she tell you that?
457
00:24:26,884 --> 00:24:28,719
‐ Well, what 20‐year‐old
doesn't want to get away
458
00:24:28,719 --> 00:24:30,387
from her parents?
‐ Perhaps, our...
459
00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:33,015
20‐year‐old.
460
00:24:33,015 --> 00:24:36,810
Perhaps, on this weekend...
of all weekends.
461
00:24:50,741 --> 00:24:53,660
NAPOLEON: Just ride it out, sweetheart.
Yeah. Hmm.
462
00:24:59,625 --> 00:25:00,626
Hey.
463
00:25:05,631 --> 00:25:07,424
I thought I might hit the hot springs
464
00:25:07,424 --> 00:25:09,718
before orientation. Join me?
465
00:25:10,844 --> 00:25:13,639
‐ You go, honey.
I think I'll go for a run.
466
00:25:19,853 --> 00:25:21,730
LARS: No, I haven't met her yet.
467
00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:23,690
The official orientation is this evening.
468
00:25:25,192 --> 00:25:26,401
But it's fucked up...
469
00:25:27,736 --> 00:25:29,154
that I can already tell.
470
00:25:30,447 --> 00:25:32,366
Mm‐hmm. I'll ring you again tomorrow.
471
00:25:37,663 --> 00:25:38,705
RAY [on phone]: Hello?
‐ Hey.
472
00:25:40,123 --> 00:25:41,333
RAY: Lars?
473
00:25:42,292 --> 00:25:43,961
‐ Forget my voice already?
RAY: Where are you?
474
00:25:44,795 --> 00:25:47,005
LARS: I'm at some fucked‐up spa thing.
475
00:25:48,382 --> 00:25:49,258
RAY: Again?
476
00:25:50,133 --> 00:25:52,177
Cool. [clearing throat]
477
00:25:52,177 --> 00:25:54,555
LARS: It's for work.
‐ Yeah, okay.
478
00:25:54,555 --> 00:25:57,182
LARS: I'm just gonna
be off‐grid for 10 days,
479
00:25:57,182 --> 00:25:59,017
I wanted you to know. Just in case...
480
00:26:01,103 --> 00:26:02,980
I don't know...
‐ Lars, where you go,
481
00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:04,481
that's no longer
482
00:26:04,481 --> 00:26:06,233
any of my business. Is it?
483
00:26:07,109 --> 00:26:08,360
‐ All right.
484
00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:12,656
Well, uh‐‐
‐ Oh, enjoy your 10 days.
485
00:26:12,656 --> 00:26:13,824
‐ Ray.
[line drops]
486
00:26:28,714 --> 00:26:30,048
So many rules here,
487
00:26:31,175 --> 00:26:34,011
I would've thought eavesdropping
must be on the list.
488
00:26:34,011 --> 00:26:35,679
‐ Wait, how do you still have a phone?
489
00:26:37,306 --> 00:26:39,016
‐ I don't have a phone.
‐ Right, right.
490
00:26:39,016 --> 00:26:40,017
You just have a‐‐
491
00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:42,519
you just have a watch
and an earpiece and...
492
00:26:45,522 --> 00:26:47,149
‐ Lars Lee.
493
00:26:47,149 --> 00:26:48,233
‐ Zoe Marconi.
494
00:26:49,109 --> 00:26:51,778
‐ And what brings
a Zoe Marconi to Tranquillum?
495
00:26:52,654 --> 00:26:55,616
‐ Um... my pare‐‐ My parents.
496
00:26:56,867 --> 00:26:57,993
‐ Hmm.
497
00:26:58,869 --> 00:27:01,538
‐ Yeah, what brings a Lars Lee? [sniffs]
498
00:27:01,538 --> 00:27:03,457
And why do you think
this place is fucked up?
499
00:27:05,626 --> 00:27:07,419
‐ Well, they all are, aren't they?
500
00:27:08,462 --> 00:27:09,505
"Wellness retreats,"
501
00:27:09,505 --> 00:27:11,673
just another construct
to separate rich people
502
00:27:11,673 --> 00:27:12,674
from their money.
503
00:27:12,674 --> 00:27:15,302
Get them to feel good
about themselves in the process.
504
00:27:16,178 --> 00:27:17,721
It's such utter crap.
505
00:27:17,721 --> 00:27:19,848
‐ And yet here you are,
spending your money.
506
00:27:19,848 --> 00:27:21,433
Feeling good about yourself.
507
00:27:21,433 --> 00:27:24,686
‐ Wow. You and I could actually
be friends.
508
00:27:25,854 --> 00:27:29,441
‐ And how would, uh, Ray feel about that?
509
00:27:32,152 --> 00:27:35,322
TONY:
Hey, honey, hi. Uh, it's me again.
510
00:27:35,322 --> 00:27:37,574
Just leaving you another message. Um...
511
00:27:37,574 --> 00:27:40,118
Look, I'm going to be off
the grid for a few days.
512
00:27:40,118 --> 00:27:41,703
I'm at a wellness retreat.
513
00:27:43,205 --> 00:27:45,874
[chuckles] Anyway,
I'm gonna be unreachable.
514
00:27:45,874 --> 00:27:47,000
Not that you care.
515
00:27:48,961 --> 00:27:50,337
Sorry, uh...
516
00:27:53,715 --> 00:27:57,219
I love you. It's, you know, I'll, uh...
517
00:28:00,389 --> 00:28:01,723
Yeah, love you. Okay.
518
00:28:04,935 --> 00:28:06,728
‐ Tony. I'll need to take your phone now.
519
00:28:07,187 --> 00:28:08,981
‐ Yeah, I was just leaving
a message for my daughter.
520
00:28:08,981 --> 00:28:11,441
‐ Got it. But we have rules, so...
521
00:28:12,818 --> 00:28:14,820
the phone, please?
‐ Uh, yeah, look.
522
00:28:16,697 --> 00:28:18,365
I don't think
I'm really supposed to be here.
523
00:28:19,491 --> 00:28:22,578
I mean, the whole thing
was kind of random.
524
00:28:22,578 --> 00:28:24,246
I was having a terrible fucking day,
525
00:28:24,246 --> 00:28:28,250
and I Googled "spa."
And then to save a little time,
526
00:28:28,250 --> 00:28:30,961
I typed in "most expensive"
and your place popped up,
527
00:28:30,961 --> 00:28:32,462
but now that I'm here...
528
00:28:32,462 --> 00:28:34,756
‐ We don't really believe
in "random" here.
529
00:28:38,260 --> 00:28:39,595
The phone, please.
530
00:28:49,646 --> 00:28:51,523
Thank you, Tony.
[Tony growls]
531
00:29:09,917 --> 00:29:11,627
JESSICA: This is going
to be really good for us.
532
00:29:13,504 --> 00:29:16,590
[chuckles] I can feel it.
533
00:29:18,425 --> 00:29:20,010
What do you think?
534
00:29:20,010 --> 00:29:22,095
‐ Yeah, this definitely
feels real good right now.
535
00:29:22,095 --> 00:29:25,516
‐ [chuckles] I think
these mineral baths are, uh,
536
00:29:26,391 --> 00:29:29,144
"aphrodisia‐cal"?
"Aphrodisiacal," is that a word?
537
00:29:29,144 --> 00:29:31,188
‐ Aphrodis‐‐ I don't know,
I think you just made
538
00:29:31,188 --> 00:29:32,898
that one up.
‐ It should be a word.
539
00:29:32,898 --> 00:29:34,149
‐ It definitely should.
540
00:29:35,943 --> 00:29:37,861
‐ You remember right after?
541
00:29:37,861 --> 00:29:39,821
When we went to celebrate at Two Bunch,
542
00:29:39,821 --> 00:29:42,366
and they had to ask us
to leave 'cause we were fucking
543
00:29:42,366 --> 00:29:44,368
so much in the hot springs?
[both chuckle]
544
00:29:44,368 --> 00:29:46,453
‐ I do, that was crazy.
545
00:29:49,623 --> 00:29:50,874
‐ So crazy...
546
00:29:54,378 --> 00:29:55,712
‐ Oh, dear.
547
00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:57,756
‐ What's up, man?
‐ Hi.
548
00:29:57,756 --> 00:30:00,008
‐ Am I intruding?
I‐‐ I'd be the last person
549
00:30:00,008 --> 00:30:02,970
to interrupt a romantic interlude.
550
00:30:02,970 --> 00:30:04,805
‐ Come on in.
‐ The more the merrier.
551
00:30:05,347 --> 00:30:07,057
NAPOLEON: It's just I've been
in a car all day, you know?
552
00:30:08,433 --> 00:30:09,476
All right.
553
00:30:10,143 --> 00:30:12,187
Whoo‐hoo! Wonderful.
554
00:30:17,192 --> 00:30:20,654
Oh, I'm sorry, uh, Napoleon Marconi.
555
00:30:20,654 --> 00:30:22,781
‐ Hi.
‐ Ben Chandler.
556
00:30:22,781 --> 00:30:24,825
This is my wife, Jessica.
‐ Lovely to meet you both.
557
00:30:30,789 --> 00:30:32,207
Oh, wait a minute.
You're not the fella
558
00:30:32,207 --> 00:30:34,334
that‐‐ that drives
the Lamborghini, are you?
559
00:30:35,252 --> 00:30:37,588
‐ I am.
‐ Ho, holy moly!
560
00:30:38,338 --> 00:30:40,883
Oh, boy! I'd like
a ride in one of those things.
561
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,260
Before this is all said and done.
562
00:30:44,219 --> 00:30:45,971
BEN: Okay.
‐ Yeah. You see,
563
00:30:45,971 --> 00:30:50,642
I'm just a high school teacher.
We got in here on a discount.
564
00:30:50,642 --> 00:30:53,103
‐ You know what?
I'd be happy to give you a ride.
565
00:30:53,103 --> 00:30:54,396
Maybe even let you take it for a spin.
566
00:30:54,396 --> 00:30:57,900
‐ Oh, my God! You‐‐ you're not kidding?
567
00:30:57,900 --> 00:30:59,109
BEN: Nah.
‐ Wow.
568
00:30:59,860 --> 00:31:01,945
Thank you.
BEN: Yeah, don't mention it.
569
00:31:01,945 --> 00:31:04,031
High school teacher's an admirable job.
570
00:31:08,118 --> 00:31:09,786
The offer is only limited to my car.
571
00:31:09,786 --> 00:31:11,205
‐ Benjamin, stop.
NAPOLEON: Uh, beg your pardon?
572
00:31:11,205 --> 00:31:13,957
‐ I don't think he was‐‐
‐ You looking at my wife
like you want to take her for a spin.
573
00:31:13,957 --> 00:31:15,250
JESSICA: No.
‐ Oh, my heavens.
574
00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:18,170
Uh, that's not what I‐‐ I mean
I‐‐ You're obviously‐‐
575
00:31:18,587 --> 00:31:20,589
No. I‐‐ Look, I give you my word.
576
00:31:20,589 --> 00:31:22,925
"Thou shalt not covet."
[Jessica chuckles]
577
00:31:22,925 --> 00:31:24,968
I'm a‐‐ I'm a happily married man.
578
00:31:24,968 --> 00:31:28,764
And one of my‐‐ my solemn word.
BEN: Sounds good.
579
00:31:30,390 --> 00:31:31,725
‐ I might have to watch out for you.
580
00:31:32,601 --> 00:31:33,644
‐ Nah.
NAPOLEON: Yeah.
581
00:31:33,644 --> 00:31:35,646
Because my wife's a humdinger, too.
582
00:31:35,646 --> 00:31:36,939
BEN: Oh, yeah?
‐ Yeah.
583
00:31:37,689 --> 00:31:39,191
Yeah, she's pretty attractive.
584
00:31:39,191 --> 00:31:42,778
So much so that my nickname
is pretty much "That guy?
585
00:31:42,778 --> 00:31:45,531
Really?"
[Jessica chuckles]
586
00:31:45,531 --> 00:31:47,366
People look at her
and look at me, and think,
587
00:31:47,366 --> 00:31:48,784
"That guy? Really?"
588
00:31:48,784 --> 00:31:51,203
‐ Oh, I get it. That's funny.
[Napoleon chuckling]
589
00:31:51,203 --> 00:31:52,996
‐ Yeah, you probably don't get
that because, uh,
590
00:31:52,996 --> 00:31:55,457
you're comparably attractive,
you drive a Lamborghini.
591
00:31:55,457 --> 00:31:57,459
‐ Thank you.
NAPOLEON: I'll shut up.
592
00:31:57,459 --> 00:31:59,378
I am perfectly willing to shut up.
593
00:31:59,378 --> 00:32:01,213
I'm a chronically loquacious person
594
00:32:01,213 --> 00:32:02,631
and if you let me talk long enough,
595
00:32:02,631 --> 00:32:06,218
I always seem to find the poop
and step right in it.
596
00:32:10,055 --> 00:32:12,307
All right, so, I'm going to...
597
00:32:13,725 --> 00:32:16,854
adjourn... to here.
598
00:32:19,648 --> 00:32:21,608
And, uh, wonderful to meet you both.
599
00:32:21,608 --> 00:32:22,901
BOTH: You too.
600
00:32:25,070 --> 00:32:28,448
‐ Whoo! What an extraordinary place.
601
00:32:54,349 --> 00:32:57,019
[Delilah sighs]
‐ Are you kidding me?
602
00:32:57,019 --> 00:33:00,564
‐ It's just one.
Tradition, one before every session.
603
00:33:02,649 --> 00:33:06,153
‐ But seriously. We are a health resort.
604
00:33:06,153 --> 00:33:08,614
‐ [sighs] One cigarette
is not going to kill me.
605
00:33:10,365 --> 00:33:12,993
And if it helps me cope,
better for the guests, right?
606
00:33:14,578 --> 00:33:17,539
Something tells me with this group... hmm.
607
00:33:18,373 --> 00:33:20,125
YAO: What? What about this group?
608
00:33:21,210 --> 00:33:24,963
‐ Just... the vibe seems
a little charged, right?
609
00:33:26,381 --> 00:33:28,300
Too many cases in the basket.
610
00:33:31,136 --> 00:33:32,721
‐ Masha knows what she's doing.
611
00:33:48,028 --> 00:33:49,696
TONY: What do you mean she curates?
612
00:33:50,239 --> 00:33:53,367
LARS: That's the rumor, she mixes
and matches her guests.
613
00:33:53,367 --> 00:33:55,285
Like a cocktail.
‐ Oh.
614
00:33:55,285 --> 00:33:57,412
Not sure how I made the cut. [grunting]
615
00:33:57,412 --> 00:33:59,164
‐ Well, I guess you must
be really fucked up.
616
00:33:59,164 --> 00:34:01,208
‐ Oh, just your run‐of‐the‐mill asshole.
617
00:34:01,834 --> 00:34:03,210
Oh, hello again.
618
00:34:03,627 --> 00:34:04,628
‐ Hello.
619
00:34:05,629 --> 00:34:07,923
TONY: Feeling any better?
‐ I am, thank you.
620
00:34:07,923 --> 00:34:09,216
TONY: I'm so glad to hear it.
621
00:34:09,216 --> 00:34:11,051
‐ I'm so glad to be able
to share that with you.
622
00:34:11,635 --> 00:34:12,928
Have a wonderful life now.
623
00:34:12,928 --> 00:34:14,555
‐ You too. [chuckles]
‐ Mm‐hmm.
624
00:34:16,765 --> 00:34:19,017
‐ I bring it out of people. It's a gift.
625
00:34:21,228 --> 00:34:23,564
NAPOLEON: Namaste.
HEATHER: Where are they?
626
00:34:23,564 --> 00:34:24,773
Does anybody know?
627
00:34:25,524 --> 00:34:27,818
Or are we expected to self‐orientate?
628
00:34:27,818 --> 00:34:30,696
‐ Hmm. I think they leave us
alone on purpose.
629
00:34:30,696 --> 00:34:32,072
BEN: Why?
630
00:34:32,072 --> 00:34:33,949
‐ Like in Law & Order,
they always put the suspects
631
00:34:33,949 --> 00:34:36,535
in a room alone at first
to soften them up.
632
00:34:36,535 --> 00:34:39,037
‐ Wait. So, you met her?
FRANCES: I did. Yeah.
633
00:34:39,037 --> 00:34:42,374
‐ And did she give you any idea
what to expect? [sniffs]
634
00:34:42,374 --> 00:34:44,251
‐ Suffering.
‐ Uh‐huh.
635
00:34:45,127 --> 00:34:46,795
I have a very low pain threshold.
636
00:34:46,795 --> 00:34:47,796
NAPOLEON: What else did she say?
637
00:34:47,796 --> 00:34:49,923
‐ Uh, that was really
about the gist of it.
638
00:34:49,923 --> 00:34:52,593
Really, just that, uh,
we'd all come here to suffer.
639
00:34:52,593 --> 00:34:55,637
And I get the feeling she aims to deliver.
640
00:34:55,637 --> 00:34:57,389
Wait till you see her. She's kind
641
00:34:57,389 --> 00:35:00,267
of an amazing mystical
Eastern Bloc unicorn.
642
00:35:02,561 --> 00:35:05,272
See what I mean?
‐ Namaste.
643
00:35:05,272 --> 00:35:07,733
Welcome to Tranquillum House.
644
00:35:13,864 --> 00:35:16,283
Right now,
you're at the foot of a mountain.
645
00:35:16,283 --> 00:35:19,828
And the summit,
it seems impossibly far away,
646
00:35:19,828 --> 00:35:22,247
and I'm gonna help you reach that summit.
647
00:35:22,915 --> 00:35:25,542
In 10 days, you will leave here,
648
00:35:25,542 --> 00:35:28,212
you will not be the person
that you are now.
649
00:35:28,712 --> 00:35:32,341
You will leave Tranquillum House
and you will feel happier...
650
00:35:33,175 --> 00:35:34,176
healthier...
651
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:36,970
lighter...
652
00:35:37,763 --> 00:35:38,680
freer.
653
00:35:39,598 --> 00:35:41,642
And on the last day of your stay,
you will come to me
654
00:35:41,642 --> 00:35:43,977
and you will say,
"Yes, Masha. Masha,
655
00:35:43,977 --> 00:35:46,563
"you were right!
I am not the same person.
656
00:35:46,563 --> 00:35:48,065
"I'm not the same person that I was.
657
00:35:48,065 --> 00:35:48,857
"I'm healed.
658
00:35:50,067 --> 00:35:51,318
"I am free.
659
00:35:51,318 --> 00:35:54,154
"Free of the negative habits
660
00:35:54,154 --> 00:35:57,574
"and chemicals and toxins and thoughts
661
00:35:57,574 --> 00:36:02,579
"that were holding me back.
My mind and my body are clear.
662
00:36:04,414 --> 00:36:09,294
And I am changed in ways
I could never have imagined."
663
00:36:09,294 --> 00:36:11,505
‐ Um, did you go through our bags?
664
00:36:11,505 --> 00:36:13,757
Because I seem to be missing a few things.
665
00:36:14,174 --> 00:36:17,052
‐ Yes. You are missing chocolate
and wine. As is Frances.
666
00:36:18,136 --> 00:36:21,181
‐ Well. And they're both antioxidants,
667
00:36:21,181 --> 00:36:22,432
so... [chuckles]
668
00:36:23,392 --> 00:36:25,185
TONY: Yeah, I'm missing stuff, too.
669
00:36:25,185 --> 00:36:26,937
You don't get to just steal our shit.
670
00:36:30,774 --> 00:36:34,695
‐ But you're mine now, Tony.
And you want to be mine.
671
00:36:36,446 --> 00:36:40,200
You want me to see you.
Peel you. Fix what I see.
672
00:36:41,201 --> 00:36:45,247
Tell me... does any
of this feel random to you?
673
00:36:48,250 --> 00:36:50,460
Answer me. Does it feel random?
674
00:36:54,590 --> 00:36:55,507
‐ No.
675
00:37:00,387 --> 00:37:01,513
‐ Oh.
676
00:37:02,723 --> 00:37:04,057
What is it, huh?
677
00:37:04,057 --> 00:37:05,475
‐ I'm so happy.
678
00:37:07,477 --> 00:37:09,563
You are everything I hoped for.
679
00:37:10,689 --> 00:37:12,107
LARS: Oh, I'm sorry. But, um,
680
00:37:12,107 --> 00:37:14,193
you want us to just put ourselves
681
00:37:14,193 --> 00:37:15,736
in your hands, but...
[chuckles] ...we don't know
682
00:37:15,736 --> 00:37:18,363
the first thing about you.
I mean, what's your story?
683
00:37:21,158 --> 00:37:24,703
‐ My story is I died.
684
00:37:29,208 --> 00:37:31,585
I came here from Russia,
and I worked.
685
00:37:33,045 --> 00:37:35,756
And I worked
and I worked and I worked.
686
00:37:35,756 --> 00:37:36,882
I consumed.
687
00:37:36,882 --> 00:37:38,467
I climbed, I worked.
688
00:37:38,467 --> 00:37:39,968
I built a company.
689
00:37:39,968 --> 00:37:41,386
[echoing]
I worked. I consumed...
690
00:37:41,386 --> 00:37:43,013
I went over people.
691
00:37:43,013 --> 00:37:44,306
I went through people.
692
00:37:45,015 --> 00:37:46,016
And then...
693
00:37:48,852 --> 00:37:51,146
I was shot dead!
694
00:37:51,605 --> 00:37:52,856
In a parking garage.
695
00:37:52,856 --> 00:37:55,400
I was clinically dead.
696
00:37:59,821 --> 00:38:04,451
And that man, he brought me back to life.
697
00:38:06,286 --> 00:38:09,164
He cut into my chest,
he reached inside me.
698
00:38:09,164 --> 00:38:11,333
Just as I will reach inside all of you!
699
00:38:13,502 --> 00:38:14,837
Metaphorically.
700
00:38:15,921 --> 00:38:20,217
You have all come here to die.
701
00:38:21,301 --> 00:38:22,970
And I will bring you back.
702
00:38:26,473 --> 00:38:28,851
There can be birth in death.
703
00:38:30,060 --> 00:38:31,353
Tragedy...
704
00:38:33,188 --> 00:38:34,439
can be a blessing.
705
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:38,610
I know, I was a corporate CEO
706
00:38:38,610 --> 00:38:39,945
and then boom!
[gunshot]
707
00:38:45,659 --> 00:38:47,536
I was a little girl.
708
00:38:47,536 --> 00:38:49,788
And I was riding my bicycle.
709
00:38:51,164 --> 00:38:53,834
Reconnecting with joy
710
00:38:53,834 --> 00:38:56,086
and innocence.
‐ Excuse me!
711
00:38:57,337 --> 00:38:58,714
This is not appropriate.
712
00:38:59,006 --> 00:39:00,841
‐ I will decide what is appropriate.
713
00:39:01,425 --> 00:39:02,926
‐ You know our story.
714
00:39:05,137 --> 00:39:07,264
‐ Death will not be your story.
715
00:39:07,931 --> 00:39:09,808
HEATHER: Zoe.
‐ [panting] I'm sorry.
716
00:39:09,808 --> 00:39:10,934
‐ Oh, honey.
717
00:39:13,604 --> 00:39:16,398
NAPOLEON: She's okay.
HEATHER: No, she's not okay.
718
00:39:16,815 --> 00:39:18,525
What is wrong with you?
719
00:39:18,525 --> 00:39:20,402
‐ Step to the center, please, Heather.
720
00:39:22,654 --> 00:39:23,697
Step to the center.
721
00:39:31,288 --> 00:39:33,457
I prefer you not upset the group.
722
00:39:35,167 --> 00:39:37,669
‐ You prefer I not upset the group?
723
00:39:37,669 --> 00:39:39,922
‐ I prefer you not upset the group.
724
00:39:39,922 --> 00:39:41,965
‐ We came here for a retreat.
725
00:39:41,965 --> 00:39:43,258
To escape.
726
00:39:43,258 --> 00:39:46,053
‐ None of you shall retreat.
You will not escape.
727
00:39:46,053 --> 00:39:48,305
‐ You know why we're here.
728
00:39:48,305 --> 00:39:50,224
Do you really mean
to fuck with us like this?
729
00:39:50,224 --> 00:39:51,850
‐ Lapochka.
730
00:39:53,268 --> 00:39:55,103
This is Tranquillum.
731
00:39:57,397 --> 00:40:00,275
I mean to fuck with all of you.
732
00:40:13,914 --> 00:40:16,041
‐ ♪ I've really got to use ♪
733
00:41:40,334 --> 00:41:42,586
‐ Part of the healing
is finding the wound.
734
00:41:43,504 --> 00:41:45,422
‐ That's why you picked us. Right?
735
00:41:46,340 --> 00:41:48,300
We complement each other's demons.
736
00:41:49,551 --> 00:41:52,930
‐ This is... a particularly
volatile group.
737
00:41:54,473 --> 00:41:55,766
‐ Who do you think you're kidding?
738
00:41:56,016 --> 00:41:57,893
I've become a punchline.
739
00:41:58,977 --> 00:42:01,688
‐ Tell me, why doesn't
he love you anymore?
740
00:42:01,688 --> 00:42:03,357
‐ I don't know.
741
00:42:04,399 --> 00:42:07,611
‐ Although I can get violent,
I am not violent.
742
00:42:08,654 --> 00:42:10,614
‐ Biggest threat to the planet
is overpopulation,
743
00:42:10,614 --> 00:42:13,116
and these bloody breeders
keep pumping them out.
744
00:42:13,116 --> 00:42:14,826
‐ It's incredible you're still single.
745
00:42:16,370 --> 00:42:17,871
‐ I should have never come to this place.
746
00:42:17,871 --> 00:42:19,081
‐ I'm worried about you.
747
00:42:19,081 --> 00:42:20,249
‐ You don't need to be worried about me.
748
00:42:20,249 --> 00:42:22,251
‐ I don't need to, I...
749
00:42:23,460 --> 00:42:24,586
I want to.
750
00:42:26,964 --> 00:42:29,341
‐ Think of lies we have told.
751
00:42:29,341 --> 00:42:30,717
People we have hurt.
752
00:42:31,844 --> 00:42:33,262
What do you want?
753
00:42:33,262 --> 00:42:34,763
‐ I just want my son back.
754
00:42:35,097 --> 00:42:36,390
‐ This is what you do, right?
755
00:42:37,266 --> 00:42:39,726
You get people to talk about their shit
and then you use it against them.
756
00:42:42,062 --> 00:42:44,273
‐ They're on their hands and knees.
They're begging...
757
00:42:45,357 --> 00:42:46,859
begging to be saved.
758
00:42:46,859 --> 00:42:48,235
Let's start the protocol.
759
00:42:50,779 --> 00:42:51,822
They're blossoming.
760
00:42:52,698 --> 00:42:54,908
HEATHER: I've been feeling unlike myself.
761
00:42:55,367 --> 00:42:57,619
‐ I don't know what Lars is,
but he's not just a guest.
762
00:42:58,161 --> 00:43:00,163
‐ It seems like
you might be getting worse.
763
00:43:01,415 --> 00:43:02,666
‐ There is nothing to fear.
764
00:43:03,625 --> 00:43:05,210
You will all die here.
765
00:43:09,047 --> 00:43:11,341
‐ Is Masha batshit
or is she the real deal?
55494
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