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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,040 --> 00:00:05,800 I deliver perfection... and don't brag about it! :D 2 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:52,360 $2,000, gentleman in the striped tie there. 3 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:55,960 $3,000, Yvonne on the telephone. $4,000. $5,000. 4 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:59,280 $6,000. $7,000. $8,000. 5 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,520 Against the telephone at $8,000. 6 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:04,480 Against the room at $8,000. Anyone can join in. 7 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:06,600 Thank you. $9,000. $ 10,000. 8 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:09,800 $ 11,000. $ 12,000. Any more? 9 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:12,680 She's still talking, but now she's got her mum on the line. 10 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:14,760 So, sold to you, sir, for $ 12,000. 11 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:18,440 You are bidder number 909. 12 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:21,120 Moving on. Lot number 84. 13 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:23,440 Oil on canvas, dated 1870. 14 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:27,560 "La Femme Chez Aube", which translates as: 15 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:30,360 "Woman with massive bottom." 16 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:33,040 This one is signed by Rudolf Waldemar... 17 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:35,680 ... authenticated by no less than Dr. Briskind... 18 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:39,360 ... and bidding up here at $ 14,000. 19 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:42,480 $ 15,000 at the back. $ 16,000, lady left of the center aisle. 20 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:44,240 $ 17,000. $ 18,000. 21 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:45,720 $ 19,000. $20,000. 22 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:49,000 $21,000. $22,000. 23 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,080 $23,000. 24 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:52,080 No more? 25 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:53,520 All through. 26 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:56,360 All done. And... Yes! Thank you, sir. 27 00:02:56,600 --> 00:03:00,040 New bidder. Gentleman on the left of the aisle, $24,000. 28 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,680 Not really. It's a cruel joke. 29 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:04,960 Sold to you, sir, for $23,000... 30 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:08,520 ... or $ 11,500 per buttock. 31 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:09,800 Lot number 85. 32 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:15,520 German school. "�d und klar ist das Meer." 33 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:21,200 Right. 34 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:23,400 This is very embarrassing. 35 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:27,000 It now turns out that lots 85 through to the end of your catalog... 36 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:30,440 ... are, in fact, not actually here. Delivery problem. 37 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:34,440 If it's any consolation, we feel as stupid as I'm sure we look. 38 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:37,080 Thank you very much. 39 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:39,400 This is pathetic! 40 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:41,840 It's a nightmare. We're a laughingstock. 41 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:43,640 - They just showed up. - The trucks? 42 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:46,920 Just in time for the end of the auction. Remind me to thank them. 43 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:49,080 Helen, everything's fixed for tonight? 44 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:52,000 Great. The reservation, flowers, all that stuff? 45 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:53,160 All taken care of. 46 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:56,720 Brilliant. Thank you so much. Thanks. 47 00:03:56,960 --> 00:04:01,240 Listen, you don't think three months is too soon, do you? 48 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:04,760 I haven't even met her family yet. What do you think, as a woman? 49 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,560 As a woman? Very risky. 50 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:13,160 Right. Well, thanks. That's made me feel a lot better. 51 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:17,480 You've brought me just under half the paintings just over... 52 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:20,400 ...two weeks late for the fifth time this year. 53 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:22,920 You gonna sign or do I take it all back? 54 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:27,240 That's it, is it? That's your response to this? 55 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:29,640 All right, guys, load it up. 56 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:31,800 I'll sign. Lovely. 57 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:34,240 Thank you so much. You've been a huge help. 58 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:38,080 Note: Call Better Business Bureau. 59 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:40,200 Other note: Seek lost testicles. 60 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:43,080 Michael? Need a lift? 61 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:46,400 That's nice of you. I'm actually picking up Gina from school. 62 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:49,400 That's fine. We're going that way. Hop in. 63 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:52,680 Do you know Mr. Morganson? Michael Felgate. 64 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:54,760 Very nice to meet you. We're very excited... 65 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:58,920 ...that you might be thinking of us for your father's collection. 66 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:02,720 Mr. Morganson was at today's sale. 67 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:05,600 Well, not typical, if I may say so. 68 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:09,840 I think every auction house in New York has these delivery hiccups. 69 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:13,720 Sotheby's doesn't seem to. 70 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:17,520 Right. 71 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:28,520 I heard about tonight. Best of luck. 72 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:31,440 Thanks. 73 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:06,240 Go, girl! 74 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,600 So? Where are we going? 75 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:12,440 I am unable to tell you, but it's somewhere very special. 76 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:14,760 Goodbye! 77 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:15,880 'Bye, Miss Vitale! 78 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:19,120 And we're late. Run! 79 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:31,000 Please don't! 80 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:33,480 What? Don't what? 81 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:36,040 Just stop. 82 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:40,840 Just stop. Otherwise, I can't go on. Just run normally. 83 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:44,920 I am running normally. 84 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:48,520 Right, I'm sorry. I thought, you know... 85 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:52,840 I haven't seen you run before, and I thought you were doing a funny run. 86 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:57,680 A funny run? That's my run. 87 00:06:58,120 --> 00:07:00,920 What time is it? 88 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:03,480 We're now 25 minutes late. 89 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:05,800 We've lost our reservation. What do you think? 90 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:08,640 I can't think. I'm much too hurt about my run. 91 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:13,120 We'll go somewhere else. And let's walk. 92 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:17,280 Thanks. 93 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:21,560 Are you okay? 94 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:25,600 - You look a little fishy. - No, I'm fine. 95 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:27,560 How was last night? 96 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:29,320 Fine. The usual. 97 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:31,480 Your dad okay? 98 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:34,320 He's great. 99 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:39,160 I'm sorry. I want you to meet him and Ritchie. It's just... 100 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:42,720 You're ashamed of me. I talk funny. My hair's unusually fluffy. 101 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:44,480 Just give me time. 102 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:49,480 Tell me what his restaurant's called so I can sneak in, in a beard. 103 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:52,200 It's called The La Trattoria. 104 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:54,880 You mean La Trattoria. 105 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:56,920 No. 106 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:59,560 The La Trattoria means "The The Trattoria". 107 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,480 I know. 108 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:04,280 Interesting. 109 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:09,920 Look, I've gotta go to the "la" bathroom and I'll be back in a sec. 110 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:20,240 Hi. 111 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:25,320 I was wondering if you could help me out with a special arrangement. 112 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:30,480 I've got this fortune, and I wondered if you could stick it in a fortune cookie. 113 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:32,200 Thank you. 114 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:35,520 Welcome! 115 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:37,320 Thanks. 116 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:41,000 - Thank you. - Welcome! 117 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:44,720 She wants you to pay now. 118 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:49,600 No! You eat cookie. 119 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:56,520 Looks like we better eat our cookies. 120 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:01,680 "You like Chinese food." 121 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:03,560 That's spooky. 122 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:05,000 You gonna check yours? 123 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:07,440 No, I'm gonna save it for later. 124 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:08,880 Eat cookie. 125 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:11,400 - She will when she's ready. - No, you have it. 126 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:13,880 No, you eat cookie. 127 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,920 I don't want to. 128 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:21,440 - Eat cookie. - I'm not hungry! 129 00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:23,120 The best thing is to play along. 130 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:24,840 I won't take orders from a waitress. 131 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:27,400 Not waitress! Owner! Eat fucking cookie! 132 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:28,720 This woman is insane. 133 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:30,040 Gina, do you love me? 134 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:30,920 Yeah. 135 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:32,720 - Do you trust me? - Yeah. 136 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:35,920 Then, eat the cookie. 137 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:48,520 "Good fences make good neighbors." 138 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:51,760 Oh, my God! Jeffrey! 139 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:54,440 The answer is yes! Oh, my God! 140 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:55,760 Honey, I can't... 141 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,040 - Excuse me. - What are you talking about? 142 00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:01,280 I am so sorry. There's been a mistake. That's actually your one. 143 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:04,760 It's quite true too. 144 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:08,760 This is what you're meant to have. 145 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:10,480 And... 146 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:13,280 ...this. 147 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:18,480 Oh, my God... 148 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:19,560 Two karat. 149 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:21,160 How much money? What you pay? 150 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:24,680 We could really use some privacy here. Thanks. 151 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:26,080 Just give us a moment. 152 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:28,440 - I'm not waitress. Owner. My restaurant! - I know! 153 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:31,440 Go away! 154 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:38,080 Michael! My God! 155 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:41,320 I don't know what to say. 156 00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:44,880 I thought what she said was pretty good. 157 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:49,240 Obviously, you could leave out the Jeffrey bit. 158 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:53,720 I can't. I'm sorry. 159 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:05,120 I'm so sorry. 160 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:08,080 It was just... 161 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:30,080 Hi, Jimmy. Listen, did Gina just come back? 162 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:32,560 She came back, all right, crying her eyes out. 163 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:38,240 She packed a bag, ran back out again. What the hell you been doing to her? 164 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,280 I asked her to marry me. 165 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:42,640 No! 166 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:46,160 Are you kidding me? 167 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:50,760 Come here, you. This is great! 168 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:54,000 She didn't, by any chance, say where she was going? 169 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:55,440 She went to her dad's house. 170 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:57,640 You don't have that address by any chance? 171 00:11:57,880 --> 00:11:59,520 No, I don't. But you could ask him. 172 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:02,720 He's got a restaurant right around the block. Corner of Mulberry. 173 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:04,960 Right, The La Trattoria. 174 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:07,920 That's the one. 175 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,480 You dog, you. 176 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:13,320 I am a bit of a dog. Thanks so much, Jimmy. 177 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:16,720 Hey, all the best! 178 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,960 Hi, it's Jimmy. Is Mr. Vitale in? 179 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:30,760 - You want Frank? - I got some great news for him. 180 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:06,240 Excuse me. I was hoping you might be able to tell me... 181 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:08,960 You're Michael. 182 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,240 I'm Ritchie. 183 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:13,080 Right! 184 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:14,640 Great to meet you. 185 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,840 You look a lot like Gina. 186 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:19,560 You don't look like her at all. 187 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,200 I'll go get my dad. 188 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:22,920 No, that's okay. 189 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:26,800 I just needed his home address. 190 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:30,920 You're Gina's guy. 191 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:32,520 Right. 192 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:34,600 You own that auction house. 193 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:37,960 No, I just run it for the owner. 194 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:40,360 Interesting line of business. 195 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:43,960 What's the deal with that? You get to pick the paintings? 196 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:48,040 I used to. Now I just pick fights with truck drivers. 197 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:50,320 - Delivery problems? - Right, yeah. 198 00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:54,280 You know, I love art. 199 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:56,680 What's that supposed to mean? 200 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,160 Johnny, it don't mean nothing. 201 00:13:58,400 --> 00:13:59,720 - Vinnie. - What'd I say? 202 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:03,400 You know what you said. You like the guy? You find him attractive? 203 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:05,040 Chrissakes, Johnny! 204 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:09,480 - Something's going on here! - Nothing's going on! 205 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:25,480 I apologize. My son is very emotional. 206 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:27,400 Artistic. 207 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:30,080 I think you understand. 208 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:32,920 Absolutely. 209 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,640 I hate to disturb Mr. Vitale. 210 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:38,720 I was just wondering, does anyone have his home... 211 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:39,960 Mr. Vitale. 212 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:43,040 My God! Michael, finally. 213 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:46,480 You know, Gina keeps telling me how busy you are... 214 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,120 ...but better late than never. 215 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:49,680 - Right? - Right. 216 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:52,160 - So did you meet everyone? - I think so. 217 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:53,160 Vinnie. 218 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:54,800 Carmine. Louie. 219 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:56,040 That is Uncle Vito. 220 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:57,640 - A pleasure. - Likewise. 221 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:01,960 So, right... Are you mostly family, then? 222 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:06,400 Mostly. 223 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:08,960 You two should talk. 224 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,400 Right. 225 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:13,720 Good luck with them trucks. 226 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:16,760 Thanks. Mr. Vitale, it's really nice to meet you at last. 227 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,240 I just dropped by to ask you a question. 228 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:24,240 Is that right, a question? I have an idea what that question might be. 229 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:25,240 You do? 230 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:30,200 But, if we're gonna do this right, shouldn't we get to know each other first? 231 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:31,320 Yeah. 232 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:34,720 - Of course. - I suppose so. 233 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:37,640 You know something, Michael... 234 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,240 ...I think I'm gonna like you. 235 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,600 I believe very deeply in first impressions. 236 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:46,480 I fell in love with my wife at first sight. And the minute they showed... 237 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:52,040 ...that Charles Manson on the news, I said, "I know this guy's up to no good." 238 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:57,800 Now I see you for the first time and I know you love my daughter. 239 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,240 Look, Mr. Vitale, here's the thing... 240 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,240 Frank. 241 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:03,880 I wanna show you something. 242 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:07,200 For chrissakes, Ritchie, I can't hear myself think! 243 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:08,640 What's wrong with you? 244 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,920 I don't know! 245 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:17,600 The kid's got a 174 IQ, and what do you get? An idiot. 246 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:21,000 I mean, he's my son and I love him. 247 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:23,760 And I wish there was another word. There isn't. 248 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,280 Mr. Vitale, do you have a bathroom? 249 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:31,720 Down the hall. You can't miss it. Come upstairs when you're through. 250 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:16,520 Take a look at this. 251 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,240 There's a man in the freezer. 252 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:23,240 I know. Maintenance. 253 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:26,520 Come here, come here. Come here! 254 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:29,560 You recognize this person? 255 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:34,560 The best student they ever had. Here she is with her mother. 256 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,800 Gina has her eyes, you'll notice. 257 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:41,320 About a week after this day, her mother passed away. 258 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:46,280 A week after that, Gina was back in school, studying harder than before... 259 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:51,560 ...coming home every night, trying to take care of me and Ritchie. 260 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,480 She's still doing it. 261 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:56,800 I apologize. 262 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,560 But as you may have guessed... 263 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,200 ...I am crazy about my Gina. 264 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:06,520 My God, I am so thrilled... 265 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:10,480 ...she met someone who knows exactly how she deserves to be treated. 266 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:11,480 Right. 267 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:14,800 Like a fucking princess. 268 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:20,600 Mr. Vitale, I think I should really tell you about what happened tonight. 269 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:25,400 I got a confession to make. I already know. 270 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:29,600 - You do? - Well, her doorman called me. 271 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:34,120 When he called with the good news, I knew this Michael, he's a gentleman. 272 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:38,320 He's coming to ask for my daughter's hand. 273 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:41,640 Go ahead. 274 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,000 May I... 275 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:53,320 ...please have your daughter's hand in marriage... 276 00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:56,320 ...Mr. Vitale? 277 00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:00,520 Frank? 278 00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:02,480 Dad. 279 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:04,560 Yes. 280 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:07,680 What a kid. 281 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:25,600 I'm sleeping, Daddy. 282 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,480 It's me. 283 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,320 I love you so much. 284 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:40,200 Well, I love you. 285 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:43,480 Then why did you have to do this? 286 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:46,200 Everything was perfect. Why did you have to ruin it? 287 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:48,680 I didn't mean to. 288 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,000 I just thought... 289 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:52,640 I know! And I do! 290 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,560 I do so much! 291 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:56,960 Well, that's great. 292 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,320 That's fantastic. 293 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:02,120 But I can't! I... 294 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:03,320 I just can't! 295 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:06,760 Gina, I'm not following. 296 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:11,880 - What's happening? - I can't talk about this in the house. 297 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:14,160 So where are we going? 298 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,000 Out. 299 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:19,880 Right. Nowhere too dressy, I hope. 300 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:33,280 I can't marry you, because of my father. 301 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:36,160 Your father? 302 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,760 I just met your father. 303 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,960 I loved him. 304 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:46,000 Well, I needed this address, so I went to The The Trattoria. 305 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:49,600 I met some of your relations. 306 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:52,800 Keep walking. 307 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:56,520 So who'd you meet? Nice Uncle Vito? 308 00:20:56,760 --> 00:21:00,200 Full name: Vito Graziosi. That ring any bells? 309 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:01,680 Was it boxing? 310 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:06,000 Vito "The Butcher" Graziosi. He's the head of the Graziosi crime family. 311 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:07,520 Did you meet Johnny? 312 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:11,880 Johnny Graziosi just finished eight years in Sing Sing for loansharking. 313 00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:13,280 Vinnie? 314 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:17,480 Vinnie "The Shrimp" D'Agostino! Twenty years for double murder! 315 00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:19,120 Do you get the picture? 316 00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:21,400 I don't understand. Are you saying... 317 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:25,240 ...your dad's some kind of Mob caterer? 318 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:29,560 My father was in prison till I was eight, Michael. 319 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:33,000 He's one of them. 320 00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:41,000 Wow. 321 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:45,280 Just keep walking. 322 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:50,360 I should've told you months ago or just walked away. 323 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,880 Normally I would have, but I couldn't because I was so happy. 324 00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:56,040 Listen. I don't want to marry your father. 325 00:21:56,280 --> 00:22:00,240 But you will, Michael, whether you like it or not. Him and his friends. 326 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,400 I can't let that happen, because I love you. 327 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:05,120 Everything they touch ends up spoiled and corrupted. 328 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:10,560 Wait a minute! This is ridiculous. For a start, I might not be corruptible. 329 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:14,040 It's a little favor, a tiny lie and you're theirs. 330 00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:15,800 Believe me, I've seen it. 331 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:18,280 No, I'm sorry. 332 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:22,080 It's just over, Michael. 333 00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:26,840 Well, no. 334 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:31,400 I've waited all my life to find someone I love as much as I love you. 335 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:36,240 And I'm just not gonna let this or anyone come between us. 336 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:40,320 Not Vito "The Butcher" or Vinnie "The Baker"... 337 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:44,480 ...or anyone involved in any kind of food preparation. End of story. 338 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:46,360 But you don't know how clever they are. 339 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:52,080 You do, presumably, and you can tell me. We can do this together. 340 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,080 Completely together? 341 00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:58,520 Completely. I swear. 342 00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:01,200 Now just give in. 343 00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:04,240 Marry me. 344 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:09,480 Yes. 345 00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:15,280 Smile, you're engaged! 346 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:18,760 Great. Now just Gina and Michael. Over here, I think... 347 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,720 Happy engagement, you guys! 348 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,560 - How's this? - Okay, say "cheese". 349 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:24,520 Cheese! 350 00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:27,000 You're right, he really does talk funny. 351 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,680 Carol, you're really getting into this. 352 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:35,320 I know. My therapist suggested it as a way to get over my little blip. 353 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:39,280 I think it's really working. I feel terrific, especially tonight. 354 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:42,520 I am so happy for you guys! 355 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:45,520 Excuse me. 356 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,760 Bad breakup. Long story. 357 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:53,360 Let's go say hello to Uncle Vito. Come on. 358 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:56,400 Here we go. 359 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:08,880 Hey, Uncle Vito! 360 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:12,800 Don't you look beautiful! 361 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:17,240 Always so beautiful. You're like a flower. 362 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:19,320 Well, you too, Uncle Vito. 363 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:21,920 This is so nice. We planned something much smaller. 364 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:24,880 Yes, thank you. 365 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:26,920 Your school... 366 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:28,280 How is everything? 367 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:32,160 It's pretty good. Only two shootings last week. 368 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,000 It's got me sick with worry. 369 00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:36,320 Why do you want to worry your father? 370 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:40,240 You want to transfer? I have a friend of a friend in the supervisor's office. 371 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:44,000 Thank you. I'll let you know. 372 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:50,920 Are your family coming over for the wedding? 373 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:51,840 No. 374 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:53,000 Michael's an orphan. 375 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,800 He was. 376 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:58,680 I'm sorry to hear that. 377 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:02,120 Tell me, Michael, I'm interested to know... 378 00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:04,440 ...coming from a foreign culture... 379 00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:09,600 ...you must have a different perspective on all these killings. 380 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:19,760 To speak honestly, I can't say I really approve... 381 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,960 ...but my understanding is that it's all part of your business... 382 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:29,120 ...and that people only get killed who bring it on themselves. 383 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:34,880 The killings at Gina's high school. 384 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:40,640 I'm against them. 385 00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:47,000 What do you say we show him around the house a little? 386 00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:55,080 $250,000. You think it's worth that? 387 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,800 Like I say, that's the great thing about an auction. 388 00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:01,680 An object is worth whatever anyone is willing to pay for it. 389 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:05,600 That's an interesting perspective. 390 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:10,160 Tell me what you think of this one. 391 00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:14,920 You like it? 392 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:20,360 It's very... 393 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:22,080 ...intriguing, isn't it? 394 00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:24,280 Tell me, why does... 395 00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:26,320 ...Jesus have a machine gun? 396 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:31,800 It's symbolic. You have to ask Johnny. He does them as part of his therapy. 397 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:35,240 You have a very gifted son, Vito. No two ways about it. 398 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,560 Well, I must say, I like the way... 399 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:42,720 ...the blood oozes out of his cranium. - I like that. 400 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:45,720 He's very talented, wouldn't you say? 401 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:49,840 Yes, I think he certainly has something. 402 00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:53,920 I'm flattered that you like it. 403 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,960 Listen, Michael. We should talk. 404 00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,720 I have friends in various fields... 405 00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:04,680 ...that would be delighted to help a friend of mine. 406 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:09,800 Well, that's extremely kind of you... 407 00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:16,040 ...but I've always had this silly thing about standing on my own two feet in business. 408 00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:20,880 I hope you understand. 409 00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:28,040 Of course. 410 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:31,680 I respect your feeling. 411 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:45,160 "You're nobody... 412 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:49,640 ...till somebody loves you" 413 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,680 I'm so proud of you. 414 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:55,720 - No. You see, I am so proud of you. - No, you. 415 00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:57,400 - No, you. - Oh, shut up! 416 00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:00,280 All right. 417 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,320 Perfect! 418 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:05,600 I am so happy for you. 419 00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:08,800 One more! 420 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:13,800 "Somebody to love." 421 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:30,440 Talk to Helen about tonight's catalog. 422 00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:34,920 Rent "GoodFellas", "Casino", "Godfather I, II, III"... 423 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:39,720 Excuse me. Can I help you? 424 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:42,600 How much is this one? 425 00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:47,360 On this, the reserve is $30,000, I think. 426 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:52,360 That being, of course, the opening bid on tonight's auction. 427 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:55,240 Do you have much experience when it comes to buying art? 428 00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:56,520 No. 429 00:28:56,760 --> 00:29:00,360 But I hear it can be a good investment. 430 00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:01,400 Yes. 431 00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,240 My father... 432 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:06,760 ...recently died... 433 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:08,840 ...and left me some money. 434 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,120 Your father? 435 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:13,360 That must've been a terrible shock. 436 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:16,760 If you're looking for something beautiful to put on your wall... 437 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,960 ...you might like to think about a mirror. 438 00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:24,720 Oh, you! 439 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:29,000 I really want a painting. 440 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,240 - Can I have a word? - One moment. 441 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:36,040 Tonight, if there's a nice painting going for less than it's really worth... 442 00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:39,120 ...perhaps I could let you know about it. 443 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,160 You mean like a signal? 444 00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:42,480 Exactly. 445 00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:45,640 I have an important potential client I have to talk to. 446 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:49,160 I'll leave Helen here to work out the exact details of this with you. 447 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,240 - Where is he? - Not here yet. 448 00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:53,400 But the trucks are. 449 00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:55,040 That means they're early. 450 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,000 Incredible, huh? 451 00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:00,080 Fantastic! 452 00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:02,800 Hello. 453 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:05,400 What? 454 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:13,600 - So that's everything. - Yes, sir. All 44 pieces. 455 00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:16,200 I just want you to know, if I've said anything... 456 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:20,360 ...or done anything in the past that in any way offended you... 457 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:23,760 ...I'm very deeply sorry. 458 00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:28,160 Thanks. 459 00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:39,160 - Are you okay? - Sorry. 460 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:42,480 Yes, I'm fine. I was just... 461 00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,960 The delivery was complete and on time. It was a bit of a shock. 462 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:47,160 I can imagine. 463 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:48,960 Morganson's here. 464 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:53,480 I thought you could soften him up a bit, then I'll move in for the kill. 465 00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:54,600 Absolutely. 466 00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:56,240 Lovely. 467 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:57,840 We do like to think we can... 468 00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:01,520 ...match Sotheby's in the two qualities most important to any auction house. 469 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:04,920 One being, obviously, a tradition of unquestioned respectability. 470 00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:08,360 And the other being, for want of a better word... 471 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:12,400 ...shall we say, "class". 472 00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:21,960 I know Mr. Cromwell is anxious to talk to you. 473 00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,480 I'm sorry, I'm confused. What's the problem? 474 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:32,360 Mr. Graziosi wants me to auction it for $50,000. 475 00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:36,240 People would pay $50,000 just to avoid being in the same room as this thing. 476 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:37,240 Michael, please. 477 00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:41,320 Your trucks show up on time for the first time in God knows how long. 478 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:44,680 And you get to give a little happiness to an important friend. 479 00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:47,120 What's the matter? I thought you'd be happy. 480 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:48,360 No. Mr. Vitale... 481 00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:49,400 No, Dad. 482 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:52,760 You don't understand. This is exactly what Gina said would happen. 483 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:56,880 If she even found out that this thing had been sent over here... 484 00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:58,320 You're early. 485 00:31:58,560 --> 00:31:59,960 Just on the phone with your dad. 486 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:03,000 Let me talk. 487 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:06,760 You got my message? 488 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,000 Great. And everything's okay for tomorrow? 489 00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:13,000 And tomorrow at noon is okay for the fittings? 490 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:15,760 Well, here's the deal. I'm gonna be there... 491 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,440 ...and Carol's gonna come along too, to take photos. 492 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:23,280 She's doing the whole wedding, so be nice. 493 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:27,520 We have to talk about the wedding reception. 494 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:31,800 Now, I know you and Mom used Louie's... 495 00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:35,360 Hold on. 496 00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:43,360 We have two key attributes for which, in this business, there is no substitute. 497 00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:47,240 The first being, obviously, a tradition of unparalleled respectability. 498 00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:52,360 And the other being, shall we say, for want of a better word... 499 00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:57,960 We'll come back later. 500 00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,320 Right. Fine. 501 00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:02,120 Daddy, we have to go. 502 00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:05,080 I love you too. 503 00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:08,080 He wants to say 'bye. 504 00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:11,080 It's gonna be okay. 505 00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:15,080 You put the thing up for auction. It don't sell, Gina will never know. 506 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:18,600 I don't think I can do that. 507 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:23,440 Listen, this favor... If you don't do it, it's really not that great. 508 00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:26,120 Not for you, and to be honest with you, not for me. 509 00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:28,960 So just do it this once, and I'll talk to Vito... 510 00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:34,600 ...and explain how in the future you two would prefer to go it alone, okay? 511 00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:36,080 Is that a promise, Dad? 512 00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:39,160 That's a promise. 513 00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:44,080 Fabulous. Noon tomorrow then it is. Okay, 'bye. 514 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:46,760 What is wrong with you? 515 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,120 You, come here! 516 00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:57,840 I swear to God, Frankie, I ain't got the money! 517 00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:02,040 Now I gotta put you on mountain climb. 518 00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,320 - We worked out the signals. - What? 519 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,280 With the old lady. 520 00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:20,640 If you want her to start bidding, you cough. 521 00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:21,640 Easy enough. 522 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,840 If you want her to stop bidding, you just say "ha". 523 00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:27,960 Fine. What? Say what? 524 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,680 Ha! 525 00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:35,720 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 526 00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:40,440 And welcome to "Portraiture: 1450 to 1750." 527 00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,280 And down it goes, then... 528 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:55,440 ... at $25,000 to bidder number 977. 529 00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:58,760 And so to our final piece of the evening... 530 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:02,600 ... and a last-minute addition to your catalog... 531 00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:05,360 ... lot number 277 A... 532 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:08,840 ... oil on canvas, signed by the artist: 533 00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:14,360 The Road To Damascus by Jonathan Graziosi. 534 00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:15,480 This item... 535 00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:19,560 ... has a reserve of $50,000. $50,000, anyone? 536 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:20,480 No. 537 00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:23,200 Well, too bad. Thank you very much. 538 00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:27,000 That concludes the business for... 539 00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:29,760 Was that... 540 00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:35,360 We have $50,000. 541 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:39,000 $50,000. 542 00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:42,120 $55,000, anyone? 543 00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:44,360 All through. All done, then... 544 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:49,160 ... at $50,000 to bidder number 235. 545 00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:51,520 I believe that's a record for a Graziosi. 546 00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:56,880 Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen, and good night. 547 00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:05,160 You snuck that last one in on me, didn't you? 548 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,200 Yes, I'm afraid so. I'm sorry. 549 00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:09,160 Do that more often. 550 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:12,840 Congratulations. Quite a painting you have for yourself, sir. 551 00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:14,640 Thank you. I appreciate that. 552 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:17,800 I'm sorry. Have we met somewhere? 553 00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:19,520 I don't believe so. 554 00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,200 But may I ask, do either of you enjoy steak? 555 00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:24,040 Very much so. 556 00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:28,480 University and 9th. I'm very proud of it. 557 00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:38,800 You make me very proud and Johnny very happy. 558 00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:41,560 There's something going on here! 559 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:45,840 - Nothing's going on. - I don't like your face. 560 00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:53,480 Frank? I've been trying to get you since last night. 561 00:36:53,720 --> 00:36:57,240 Listen, it sold. Did you know that the painting actually sold? 562 00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:59,640 Right on. I heard. That's great. 563 00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:02,240 Did you talk to your friend? 564 00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,960 That is it, right? "Finito", no more favors. 565 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:06,280 Trust me, Michael. 566 00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:08,440 - It's gonna be okay. - Great. 567 00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:12,040 Wait. Wait. Sorry. It is, or it's going to be? 568 00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:13,480 Hello? 569 00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:17,600 Sorry, gotta go. See you at the tailor. 570 00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,760 Excuse me. What's going on? 571 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,920 Big fire over on 72nd Street. 572 00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:28,360 A restaurant or something? 573 00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:31,320 Some art place. 574 00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:33,800 Sotheby's? 575 00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:36,560 That's it. 576 00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:11,320 There are some men here to see you from the FBI. 577 00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:14,440 Good. 578 00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:17,280 Good, good. 579 00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,360 We often sell works by first-time artists. 580 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,680 I don't see how this time is any different. 581 00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:27,040 The difference is this painting was bought by a restaurant owner... 582 00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:30,200 ...who owed the artist's father $50,000. 583 00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:33,160 It's a setup. They bought it from themselves. 584 00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:37,440 I don't understand. Someone buys your painting for $50,000, you make $50,000. 585 00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:39,840 But if they owed you the money, you make nothing. 586 00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:43,440 It's called money laundering. 587 00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:44,680 You mind? 588 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,640 Not at all, no. 589 00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:50,000 They do it through car washes, restaurants... 590 00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:53,000 ...bars and, last night, through you. 591 00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:55,400 Have you at any time come into contact... 592 00:38:55,640 --> 00:39:00,360 ...with anyone who might be connected with organized crime? 593 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:05,400 Absolutely not. 594 00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:07,880 You sure about that? 595 00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:11,080 I am positive. 596 00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:30,920 Are we okay to see Michael? 597 00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:34,440 He's in with the FBI. 598 00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:36,320 Lovely. 599 00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:38,240 Perhaps later, then. 600 00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:41,400 Have you had lunch? 601 00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:46,600 Thank you very much for the warning. 602 00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:50,040 If anything like this crops up again, I'll certainly be in touch. 603 00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:51,680 We'd appreciate that. 604 00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:54,880 We're dealing with something pretty ugly here. 605 00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:57,320 Here's my card. 606 00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:58,280 Thank you. 607 00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:01,640 Oh, those. Thank you. 608 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,720 Gina is in reception. 609 00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:08,800 Good. Thank you. 610 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:12,120 I know what you're thinking. It's okay. Relax. 611 00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:13,680 Mr. Felgate. 612 00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:17,040 Where did you want this? 613 00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:24,280 In my office. Thank you. Quick as you can. 614 00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:34,320 Vito and Johnny are taking more of a liking to the idea... 615 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:37,360 ...than any of us had perhaps originally anticipated. 616 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:40,520 My God! It's out of control! You can't control it! 617 00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:43,280 Listen now. It is not out of control. 618 00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:45,520 I have to tell Gina. 619 00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:48,840 Tonight is your last auction of the season, right? 620 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:50,800 Just keep Gina away from there. 621 00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:52,720 Sell the painting, go on your honeymoon. 622 00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,760 When you come back, everything will be taken care of. 623 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,880 I am not lying to Gina. I have to tell her. 624 00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:00,240 Michael, please. 625 00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:05,080 Gina's happiness means more to me than anything in the world. You know that. 626 00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:08,680 If you tell her now that you already lied... 627 00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:11,760 ...it's all over. 628 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:20,840 Goddamn it! 629 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:22,680 This is your fault! 630 00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:26,000 You know, I've been on your side every step of the way. 631 00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:31,040 If you were a plumber, would we be having this conversation? 632 00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:37,480 Look at you! 633 00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:40,840 Wait. Where's Ritchie? 634 00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:45,760 Smile! 635 00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:47,720 What's the matter with you? 636 00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:49,200 I don't know. 637 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:52,040 So, are you guys busy tonight? 638 00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:56,120 Actually, I'm gonna go to Michael's big auction. You wanna come? 639 00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:57,840 Yes. 640 00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:59,840 We should talk about that. 641 00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:00,840 What? 642 00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:05,040 Tonight. I've been thinking about it. You know, it's quite a big deal. 643 00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:08,400 Morganson's gonna be there again... 644 00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:12,160 ...and I'm just afraid I might get put off if you were there. 645 00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,440 I know it sounds silly. 646 00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:19,560 I just might not be able to see the bids because I'd, you know... 647 00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:23,720 ...not be able to look at you. 648 00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:26,720 What? What is it? 649 00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:28,680 What is it? 650 00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,240 I'm fine. 651 00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:34,200 Just, he... 652 00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:40,120 He loves you so much, and I am so happy for you. 653 00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:47,920 No, it's so great. 654 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:51,720 It's so good. 655 00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:10,160 And so, finally, to lot 125A. 656 00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:13,880 And another of our occasional Jonathan Graziosi's. 657 00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:16,680 This unusual painting is entitled: 658 00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:18,440 Die, Piggy-Piggy, Die, Die... 659 00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:21,880 ... and has a reserve of $80,000. 660 00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:25,720 At $80,000, then. 661 00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,920 Anyone? 662 00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:30,600 Bid. 663 00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:33,720 $80,000. 664 00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:43,160 Excuse me. 665 00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:47,520 Is that...? 666 00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:49,520 We have... 667 00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:53,600 ... $80,000, lady at the front. 668 00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:57,160 $85,000, anyone? 669 00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:04,200 $85,000, gentleman at the back. No advance. No one else. All through... 670 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:07,600 $90,000. 671 00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:09,880 $90,000. 672 00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:11,160 Ha! 673 00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,280 Anyone at $95,000? 674 00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:15,600 Be smart, take her money. Let me pay you later! 675 00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:17,880 You're supposed to buy the painting. 676 00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:21,000 - But you can make double the money! - Just doing my job. 677 00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:24,800 Yes, $95,000. Ha! 678 00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:28,280 $100,000. 679 00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:32,200 Anyone at $105,000? 680 00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:34,920 $105,000, gentleman at the back. 681 00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:37,560 May I remind you, we recently sold a Graziosi... 682 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:41,480 ... for a record $50,000, the most ever paid for a Graziosi. 683 00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:46,720 $50,000, less than, ha, half the current bidding price. 684 00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:49,920 $ 110,000. 685 00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:53,680 Anyone at $115? 686 00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:56,400 Sir? 687 00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:57,760 $115? 688 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,160 I told you. 689 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:06,240 Certainly, to let this go for $110,000 would be a crime of the greatest magnitude. 690 00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:11,600 Yes! $115,000, gentleman at the back. 691 00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:15,120 All done, and down it goes at $115,000 to bidder number 702. 692 00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:20,800 That brings us to the end of the auction. Thank you. Good night. 693 00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:26,760 I can't talk. I have to see Gina. 694 00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:37,840 Gina told me the happy news. I'm baking you two a cake. 695 00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:39,600 That's incredibly nice of you. 696 00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:43,280 I'll see you a bit later, then. 697 00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:04,360 Who are you? What is this? 698 00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:07,880 It's the three-month anniversary of our very first date. 699 00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:10,120 I'm a complete... 700 00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:11,720 ...idiot. Sorry. 701 00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:13,520 But do you mind company? 702 00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:16,040 Who? 703 00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:21,240 Humans and gorillas are primates. 704 00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:23,360 - He reminded me of you. - He would. 705 00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:26,120 Happy anniversary. 706 00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:31,880 My God. I feel so horrible that I didn't remember to get anything for you. 707 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,160 Oh, my God! 708 00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:35,760 Swap? 709 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:39,520 You can't afford this! 710 00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:42,280 Come here. 711 00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:45,800 I have an opposable thumb. 712 00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:47,080 Gina, hang on. 713 00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:49,240 Calm down. Calm down. 714 00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:52,200 Listen, I can afford it, because, you know... 715 00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:55,520 ...things have been going really well at work recently. 716 00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:58,440 Apart from... 717 00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:06,280 ...this one thing that I think we should talk about, okay? 718 00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:14,520 I'll go. 719 00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:22,840 Who is it? 720 00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:26,480 It's Jehovah bloody Witnesses. 721 00:47:26,720 --> 00:47:30,960 Please go away. Thank you. We're not interested. 722 00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:33,240 They must be very devoted. 723 00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:34,280 Hang on. 724 00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:35,680 Excuse me. 725 00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:38,000 I want my money now. 726 00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:43,880 - I can't talk about this now. - No talk. Money. Now! 727 00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:45,440 Hello, Gina. 728 00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:47,320 Michael, what's going on? 729 00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:50,800 Prince Charles here just cost me $130,000. 730 00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:54,440 And he's gonna make it up out of his own pocket. What's this worth? 731 00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:57,320 They were auctioning Johnny's paintings to launder money. 732 00:47:57,560 --> 00:47:58,440 Not "they". 733 00:47:58,680 --> 00:47:59,520 "We." 734 00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:02,800 And a connoisseur had the taste to try to buy some of my art. 735 00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:05,560 She was 90 years old and blind. She wasn't a connoisseur. 736 00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,520 Your jerk fianc� wouldn't even let her bid. 737 00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:11,120 Cheating innocent collectors wasn't part of the deal! 738 00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:12,840 You had a deal? 739 00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:13,840 No. No. 740 00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:16,720 When angered, I make this sound... 741 00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:20,440 Then how come you took commission from the painting I sold last night? 742 00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:22,760 This is why you told me not to come tonight. 743 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,760 Because if I was there, you'd have trouble not looking at me. 744 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,560 Very smooth. Very smooth. 745 00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:30,320 Did you take a commission? Is that how you afforded this? 746 00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:33,000 We burst your little "Town & Country" bubble here? 747 00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:34,760 I don't know who you think you are... 748 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:36,800 - That's it! Get out. - Don't touch me! 749 00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:38,440 All right. All right. 750 00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:40,560 Other primates fear the gorilla. 751 00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:42,640 Don't be a moron, Johnny. 752 00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:45,800 Just relax, okay? Relax. 753 00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:49,160 Come on, Johnny. You don't need the gun. 754 00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:52,520 You're right. I don't. 755 00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:57,640 I hate to do this to such a beautiful establishment... 756 00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:01,000 ...but you gotta learn how to pay up! 757 00:49:01,240 --> 00:49:03,280 Stop. 758 00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:06,040 Stop! 759 00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:13,320 My diet is leaves and fresh fruit. 760 00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:14,760 Oh, my God! 761 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:18,880 What happened? Did it ricochet? 762 00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:23,360 He's dead. 763 00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:28,400 Oh, my God! Oh, my God... 764 00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:30,440 It's not your fault. It's okay. 765 00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:34,160 Here's what we'll do. I'm gonna call the police. 766 00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:35,880 You can't. 767 00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:39,000 They own half the police. 768 00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:40,120 What have I done? 769 00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:41,720 Don't you worry. 770 00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:44,360 - You go home. I'll call your father. - Daddy? 771 00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:47,360 We can deal with this. 772 00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:48,920 You're one of the guys now. 773 00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:51,320 Gina, listen to me. That's not true. 774 00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:54,400 No, you're right. This is a job for the boys. 775 00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:56,440 - You don't understand. - Don't touch me! 776 00:49:56,680 --> 00:50:00,040 I do. I understand perfectly. I've always understood. 777 00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:04,520 That's why I warned you. That's why you swore to me this wouldn't happen. 778 00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:05,960 Let me explain! 779 00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:09,160 - I'll just put this in the kitchen. - No! 780 00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:13,160 No, thank you. Thank you so much, but I just learned I'm diabetic. 781 00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:17,280 Thank you so much for the thought, though. 782 00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:31,440 Funny how life imitates art. 783 00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,080 All right. 784 00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:37,640 Don't worry. We can handle this. 785 00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:40,800 It's gonna be okay. 786 00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:45,320 First thing, do you have any plastic bags? 787 00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:48,280 Absolutely. 788 00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:54,280 Jesus. Sweet Jesus. 789 00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:56,920 Here. 790 00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:00,520 What am I supposed to do with that? 791 00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:02,200 I don't know. 792 00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:04,080 I thought perhaps... 793 00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:06,920 ...the gun? 794 00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:11,680 Bigger? Right. 795 00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:19,280 Sorry! Sorry! 796 00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:23,440 The trick is to hook up under the armpits. 797 00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:29,200 Good evening again, Mrs. Horton. 798 00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:34,200 Just getting rid of all the food with sugar. 799 00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:38,440 Don't push. 800 00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:37,720 Shit! 801 00:52:48,720 --> 00:52:51,600 - Would you stay down? - I am down! 802 00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:54,480 Frankie? 803 00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:55,680 Al? 804 00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:56,720 It's Frankie. 805 00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:59,440 Vitale? 806 00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:02,160 It's Al. 807 00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:07,600 Unbelievable. 808 00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:09,160 My God, Sante. 809 00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:10,400 Did you get hit? 810 00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:12,840 Are you kidding? Thank God we're chickenshits! 811 00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:16,040 Real tough guys would've stood there and aimed. 812 00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:20,120 So who's your friend? 813 00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:23,440 That's Big Mickey from Kansas City. Friend of ours. 814 00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:25,960 I thought Big Mickey was dead. 815 00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:27,960 The father. This is Little Big Mickey. 816 00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:30,560 Wasn't there a Little Big Mickey out of Chicago? 817 00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:34,200 That's the original Little Big Mickey. This is Little Big Mickey Blue Eyes. 818 00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:37,840 So you work for Tony Two-Tone. 819 00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:42,160 Who you got over there? Is that Sonny Marsalino? 820 00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:43,800 Wasn't he in witness protection? 821 00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:47,360 Took us seven years. Tracked him and whacked him. 822 00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:49,360 "Tracked him and whacked him." 823 00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:52,120 So who's your guy? 824 00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:53,520 He's a nobody. 825 00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:56,160 Frankie, come on. We showed you ours. 826 00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:58,440 What? We in the second grade? 827 00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:01,760 He's a witness. I really can't talk about it. 828 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,000 Then we should get these guys in the ground. 829 00:54:04,240 --> 00:54:05,440 Good. Good to see you. 830 00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:07,200 You too. 831 00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:10,520 God bless. Take care. 832 00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:12,160 Let's go. We gotta move him. 833 00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:15,840 - Oh, my God. - Come on. Come on! 834 00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:17,920 - I gotta dig? - You dig. It's your turn. 835 00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:22,160 - You shot him. - So? I whacked him, you dig. 836 00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:24,400 You know what? I wish I was him. 837 00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:25,720 No, you don't. 838 00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:29,560 You're right. I wish you were him. 839 00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:32,440 Here, here, here, here. 840 00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:35,480 Wipe yourself. 841 00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:39,320 - You got a $100 bill? - Why? 842 00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:41,600 Get in the car. Don't worry about it. 843 00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:44,520 Look, one thing... 844 00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:47,040 If any of this gets out... 845 00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:49,760 ...I'm the one that shot Johnny, okay? 846 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:53,400 Can we at least agree on that? 847 00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:56,720 You got it. 848 00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:05,360 You all right? 849 00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:08,600 You got my messages? 850 00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:11,840 You buried him and then you dug him up. 851 00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:15,040 And now you don't know where he is. 852 00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:16,400 No, not exactly. 853 00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:20,240 Yeah, I got your messages. 854 00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:25,160 How're you feeling? 855 00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:27,640 Obviously, it's my first murder. 856 00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:31,720 On top of which, I feel like I'm going crazy, and I'm scared. 857 00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:33,760 And the one person I wanna turn to... 858 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:37,000 ...turns out to be a liar and a fraud. 859 00:55:37,240 --> 00:55:38,160 Other than that... 860 00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:39,440 I'm not a liar. 861 00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:41,760 Yes, I am a liar. 862 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,720 Just let me... 863 00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:47,200 I don't think I can. I'm sorry. I have to go. 864 00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:49,520 Wait. 865 00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:52,760 Hold out your hand. 866 00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:54,400 Here. 867 00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:59,840 Just hang on to it till I've had a chance to explain. 868 00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:07,120 Come over for lunch tomorrow and I'll listen to what you have to say. 869 00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:12,320 This is Patrick Richards reporting from Central Park... 870 00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:16,720 ... where police found the body of 31-year-old Jonathan Graziosi... 871 00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:20,200 ... son of reputed Mob boss Vito Graziosi. 872 00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:24,800 Sources tell us the body was found with a rolled-up $100 bill in one nostril... 873 00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:28,160 ... calling card of the notorious Risolli crime family. 874 00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:32,960 Johnny was at the beginning of a flourishing art career. 875 00:56:56,960 --> 00:57:01,320 Tony Risolli called. They wanna talk. 876 00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:05,040 Okay. Set it up. 877 00:57:08,240 --> 00:57:12,520 As soon as they pull up, we should blow them away. 878 00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:17,320 Let's listen to what they got to say. 879 00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:41,640 Mr. Risolli says he swears on the soul of his mother... 880 00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:43,840 ...he had nothing to do with this. 881 00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:46,680 Then who? 882 00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:53,920 A cop in the 20th precinct tipped us. 883 00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:58,800 They towed Johnny's car from a building on the Upper West Side. 884 00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:02,200 That's the address. 885 00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:05,600 Go. 886 00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:08,440 No, wait. 887 00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:14,920 You don't want everyone stomping around up there, scaring people away. 888 00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:17,720 How about I go in there with a detective's badge? 889 00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:20,760 You know, ask around. Keep it quiet. 890 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:25,320 We find the right zebra, we tear him to pieces. 891 00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:44,400 Tickle my tummy! 892 00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:03,840 Which apartment was the old lady in that saw us with Johnny? 893 00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:06,680 Why? 894 00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:09,280 They know he was here. 895 00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:13,440 We need to talk to her about it. 896 00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:21,920 What's that? What are you gonna do? 897 00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:24,160 Please. I am not gonna hurt her. 898 00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:25,480 - No, Listen... - You can't... 899 00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:28,600 - lf we don't do this, we'll both die. - Who is it? 900 00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:31,320 Michael Felgate and his harmless friend Frank. 901 00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:33,320 Mrs. Horton, do not open... 902 00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:34,240 What? 903 00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:36,920 Mrs. Horton, he said, "Please open the door." 904 00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:40,280 You're Michael's friend? The garbage helper? 905 00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:42,680 Yes, the garbage helper. 906 00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:45,800 Would you stop it? 907 00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:55,200 What are you guys doing here? 908 00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:59,000 Mr. Risolli thought we should check it out. 909 00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:01,880 Hey, Mickey Blue! 910 01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:03,480 Thank you very much. 911 01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:08,120 If you remember anything else, call that number. 912 01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:12,000 We covered this place, but most of the people are at work. 913 01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:16,160 How about we grab some steak, we all come back later this afternoon? 914 01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:18,760 We look like we ever said no to a steak? 915 01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:20,600 And I got the perfect place. 916 01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:21,880 You'll love it, Frank. 917 01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:24,960 Follow us. 918 01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:36,040 Hey. Forget about it! 919 01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:38,680 "Hey. Forget about it." 920 01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:41,120 "Forget about it." No R's. 921 01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:42,840 "Forget about it." 922 01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:44,600 Now change the T's to D's. 923 01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:46,600 "Forget about it." 924 01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:47,720 "Id"? 925 01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:49,920 You said change the T's to D's! 926 01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:51,320 Not the last one. 927 01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:53,400 Change them, but not the last one. 928 01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:55,000 Wait, forget about it. 929 01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:56,000 Stop. 930 01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:58,200 Try this one here: 931 01:00:58,440 --> 01:00:59,880 "Get the hell outta here." No Rs. 932 01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:02,120 "Get the hell outta here." 933 01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:05,200 Not "hee". "Here." 934 01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:11,800 Keep your mouth shut and stick this in your pants. Maybe you'll look the part. 935 01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:14,120 Maybe I should just shoot Mrs. Horton... 936 01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:16,800 ...and save you going back with your rope. 937 01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:19,680 - You thought that was to strangle her? - What else? 938 01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:24,200 Tie her up so I could take her to my cabin. I mean, my God! 939 01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:26,040 What kind of person do you think I am? 940 01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:30,880 The kind of person who knows the trick for carrying a dead body. 941 01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:32,760 Oh, my God! 942 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:34,400 Hey, get outta here. 943 01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:36,600 - No, just forget about it. - Forget about it. 944 01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:38,720 No, I mean, shut up. 945 01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:41,240 Please, shut up! 946 01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:44,160 "Forget about it." 947 01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:07,800 My God! I sold him the painting. He knows who I am. 948 01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:11,160 This can't be happening. 949 01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:14,040 You gentlemen ready to order? 950 01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:18,920 Just a salad and some mineral water. I'm counting my cholesterol. 951 01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:23,640 I'll have a sirloin, medium, fried onions, baked potato with everything on it. 952 01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:24,920 And a beer. 953 01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:26,720 Same. 954 01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:28,280 And you? 955 01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:29,400 Same. 956 01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:33,080 How you want your steak cooked? 957 01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:37,480 Rare. 958 01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:39,320 What? 959 01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:40,600 Raw. 960 01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:41,760 What? 961 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:42,720 Raw! 962 01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:45,440 Raw? 963 01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:47,040 Rare? 964 01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:49,880 Rare. 965 01:02:52,360 --> 01:02:55,160 And how about to drink? 966 01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:56,280 Beer. 967 01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:58,680 Another beer. 968 01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:01,840 You talk funny. 969 01:03:02,920 --> 01:03:06,800 You got any company while you're in town? 970 01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:09,560 Hey, Antoinette! 971 01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:12,360 Come here. 972 01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:15,840 This here's a good friend of ours. 973 01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:17,800 Kansas City Little Big Mickey Blue Eyes. 974 01:03:18,040 --> 01:03:20,040 Well, that's a mouthful. 975 01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:24,000 Sit down. Say hi to the nice man. 976 01:03:25,120 --> 01:03:27,600 Hi. 977 01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:32,440 Mickey Blue Eyes. Why do they call you that? 978 01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:37,240 So what part of Kansas City? 979 01:03:39,400 --> 01:03:41,960 - Are they taking care of you? - Get back in your kitchen! 980 01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:45,440 I want something, I'll ask! 981 01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:54,520 Kansas City, here I come. 982 01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:57,320 Rent GoodFellas, Casino, Godfather I, II, III... 983 01:03:57,560 --> 01:03:59,040 Jesus Christ, it talks? 984 01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:01,080 With an accent, no less. 985 01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:02,360 What is that? 986 01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:06,840 It's like a little recorder thing. Got it off some British asshole. 987 01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:09,440 What an amazing coincidence. 988 01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:13,520 Come for one of the famous steaks? 989 01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:15,880 Is something queer going on? 990 01:04:16,120 --> 01:04:19,080 Is this in any way connected to that FBI business? 991 01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:22,360 Philip, I can't explain at the moment. 992 01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:24,760 What was going on at the auction last night? 993 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:28,480 Why did you keep saying "ha"? We were worried about you. 994 01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:31,920 I'll have to explain later. 995 01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:33,680 Oh, my God! I am so sorry. 996 01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:35,160 This is all my fault. 997 01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:38,600 I can't apologize enough... 998 01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:41,560 Just a little screwup. But what the hell? 999 01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:43,360 We got it under control. 1000 01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:45,400 Forget about it. 1001 01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:46,520 Why are you talking... 1002 01:04:46,760 --> 01:04:49,120 Shut up, asshole! I had enough a you! 1003 01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:51,800 I said shut up! Get outta here! 1004 01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:53,440 All you British are the same! 1005 01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:57,680 You're all assholes! Go on! Get outta here! 1006 01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:05,880 Asshole. 1007 01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:11,880 - What are they doing? - Talking to Kansas City. 1008 01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:14,960 They can't connect us to Johnny if I get to the old lady first. 1009 01:05:15,200 --> 01:05:20,920 But she spends her afternoons playing cards and comes home about 3:00. 1010 01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:24,000 What? What? 1011 01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:25,920 I missed meeting Gina for lunch. 1012 01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:29,440 Give her a call. Explain what happened. It'll be okay. 1013 01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:31,960 Just wake up, Frank. It will not be okay! 1014 01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:36,560 I assaulted my boss, lost my fianc�e, and your pals are going to kill me! 1015 01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:40,360 Of all the things it won't be, "okay" pretty much tops the list. 1016 01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:41,960 You have to stay focused. 1017 01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:45,240 Focus on this. Gina won't forgive me. Do you know why? 1018 01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:51,360 I lied to her. Her father's lied to her all her life. And it hurts. 1019 01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:53,280 She told you that? 1020 01:05:53,520 --> 01:05:57,840 Yeah, and now it looks like I've lost the only girl I've ever really loved. 1021 01:05:58,080 --> 01:06:02,800 As far as I'm concerned, it's not bloody "okay" at all. 1022 01:06:07,320 --> 01:06:10,040 You can't go home. 1023 01:06:10,280 --> 01:06:13,120 I'm going to Gina's. 1024 01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:21,080 I should've told you everything from the start. 1025 01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:24,760 But the whole thing snowballed, and before I knew where I was... 1026 01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:28,160 ...I was just buried in the whole thing. 1027 01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:29,960 But everything I did... 1028 01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:32,760 ... I did out of fear of losing you. 1029 01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:36,480 Listen. Please just let me come up. This is ridiculous. 1030 01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:39,320 Why didn't you show up for lunch today? 1031 01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:40,960 The truth, please. 1032 01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:44,760 I was with your father. We had to have lunch with these people. 1033 01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:45,960 It was a nightmare. 1034 01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:50,680 It seems like you and Dad are getting pretty close. 1035 01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:53,440 What does that mean? 1036 01:06:53,680 --> 01:06:58,680 It means we're over, Michael. I just don't know who you are. 1037 01:07:04,440 --> 01:07:07,440 You're toast. 1038 01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:16,160 - Come here. - What? 1039 01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:17,600 Don't worry about it. 1040 01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:20,760 It'll be okay. 1041 01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:23,680 Come on! 1042 01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:27,320 Thanks, Jimmy. Thanks. 1043 01:07:58,160 --> 01:08:01,520 She went out, Frankie. 1044 01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:09,640 Michael... 1045 01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:13,920 ...fired a warning shot in the ceiling. 1046 01:08:14,120 --> 01:08:16,600 It was an accident. 1047 01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:19,920 Sit down, Frank. 1048 01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:25,280 Having the best time. It's a wonderful city. 1049 01:08:25,520 --> 01:08:29,480 Everyone's so courteous! I don't know why they talk about New Yorkers... 1050 01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:33,280 Get the hell out of here! Go on! 1051 01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:44,240 Get out of the apartment right now. Just go. 1052 01:08:44,240 --> 01:08:45,760 What's going on? What's happening? 1053 01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:47,800 Vito thinks the Risollis killed Johnny. 1054 01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:50,360 Things are a little dicey right now. 1055 01:08:50,600 --> 01:08:52,280 I'm fine. 1056 01:08:52,520 --> 01:08:55,600 Vito was worried so he sent Uncle Vinnie to watch out for me. 1057 01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:58,200 Isn't that sweet of him? 1058 01:08:58,440 --> 01:08:59,840 Daddy? 1059 01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:02,080 You there? 1060 01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:04,120 Okay, listen to me. 1061 01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:07,160 Whatever you do, I can't explain this right now... 1062 01:09:07,400 --> 01:09:10,600 ... but don't tell anyone there's trouble between you and Michael. 1063 01:09:10,840 --> 01:09:15,040 It's very, very important. You understand? 1064 01:09:15,240 --> 01:09:17,880 - Let me talk to Vinnie. - Sure, one sec. 1065 01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:20,720 It's Daddy. 1066 01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:25,480 You touch one hair on her head, I swear... 1067 01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:26,880 ... you'll beg me to kill you! 1068 01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:30,320 Listen, I'm just doing my job. All right, Frank? 1069 01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:34,440 You do what you gotta do, and everything will be okay. All right? 1070 01:09:34,680 --> 01:09:37,240 You... 1071 01:10:10,320 --> 01:10:12,920 So? 1072 01:10:16,680 --> 01:10:19,800 They know what happened. 1073 01:10:20,680 --> 01:10:23,720 They know about Gina? 1074 01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:27,760 They think it was you. 1075 01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:30,920 What's gonna happen? 1076 01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:33,920 They gotta take care of you, Michael. 1077 01:10:34,160 --> 01:10:35,800 What does that mean? 1078 01:10:36,040 --> 01:10:37,400 It means... 1079 01:10:37,640 --> 01:10:41,040 ...they ordered someone to... 1080 01:10:41,680 --> 01:10:44,280 Whack me? 1081 01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:50,080 Do we know who? 1082 01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:51,840 Me. 1083 01:10:52,080 --> 01:10:54,520 You? 1084 01:10:54,680 --> 01:10:56,440 You're going to whack me? 1085 01:10:56,680 --> 01:11:00,720 Stop saying that. You sound like an idiot! 1086 01:11:01,320 --> 01:11:06,240 Vito wants me to do it at the wedding, during your speech. 1087 01:11:06,480 --> 01:11:08,680 That way he figures he gets us both. 1088 01:11:08,920 --> 01:11:13,960 You die, and I lose Gina by killing the man she loves. 1089 01:11:14,200 --> 01:11:17,280 But there isn't gonna be a wedding. 1090 01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:19,680 So I can't do it then. 1091 01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:22,880 You mean, you can't do it then... 1092 01:11:23,120 --> 01:11:25,800 ...or you can't do it, then? 1093 01:11:26,040 --> 01:11:28,920 The first one. 1094 01:11:29,480 --> 01:11:31,920 Right. 1095 01:11:32,120 --> 01:11:35,880 They got Gina. If I don't do it, Vinnie's gonna kill her. 1096 01:11:36,120 --> 01:11:37,080 My God! 1097 01:11:37,320 --> 01:11:42,720 It's one of these honor things, you know. A life for a life. 1098 01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:46,200 Bottom line... 1099 01:11:46,440 --> 01:11:50,520 ...Vito's not gonna rest until he sees a body. 1100 01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:54,480 A body. Right. 1101 01:12:12,200 --> 01:12:15,320 This is probably a stupid question, but... 1102 01:12:15,560 --> 01:12:19,280 ...to your knowledge, does this hurt? 1103 01:12:19,760 --> 01:12:21,400 No. 1104 01:12:21,640 --> 01:12:23,480 You won't feel a thing. 1105 01:12:23,720 --> 01:12:25,560 Ready? 1106 01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:28,320 Ready. 1107 01:12:34,640 --> 01:12:37,880 That is surprisingly painful. Is it meant to hurt that much? 1108 01:12:38,120 --> 01:12:40,800 Let me check that for you. 1109 01:12:41,040 --> 01:12:44,280 When Michael gets up to give his bridegroom speech... 1110 01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:47,520 ...you shoot him twice, then our guys shoot you. 1111 01:12:47,760 --> 01:12:50,880 We'll stitch the squib controls inside your tuxedos... 1112 01:12:51,120 --> 01:12:55,040 ...so you gotta learn to set them off yourselves, in sync with the gunshots. 1113 01:12:55,280 --> 01:12:56,360 Can you handle it? 1114 01:12:56,600 --> 01:12:59,080 Any problems, speak now. 1115 01:12:59,320 --> 01:13:01,480 This thing is potentially huge for us. 1116 01:13:01,720 --> 01:13:03,640 Massive. 1117 01:13:03,880 --> 01:13:05,760 Questions? Worries? Something you need? 1118 01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:08,360 Well, just one thing. 1119 01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:09,440 The bride. 1120 01:13:09,680 --> 01:13:11,000 We don't take bribes! 1121 01:13:11,240 --> 01:13:12,440 - Bride! - Pardon? 1122 01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:14,680 - Bride! - Take them goddamn things off your head! 1123 01:13:14,920 --> 01:13:16,200 Yes, sir! 1124 01:13:16,440 --> 01:13:18,600 The Handy Bundler is virtually indestructible! 1125 01:13:18,840 --> 01:13:21,640 Even the law can use Handy Bundler to detain criminals. 1126 01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:24,920 You'll find hundreds of uses for the Handy Bundler... 1127 01:13:25,160 --> 01:13:29,880 ... at home, in the office and on the job. 1128 01:13:35,440 --> 01:13:38,040 These guys are doing the flowers for the wedding? 1129 01:13:38,280 --> 01:13:40,280 Yeah. They're supposed to be great. 1130 01:13:40,520 --> 01:13:45,240 Thanks. I think I'll be safe with Michael inside. 1131 01:14:04,400 --> 01:14:05,480 What's going on? 1132 01:14:05,720 --> 01:14:08,920 They don't know anything at all about you. 1133 01:14:09,160 --> 01:14:11,480 - They think I shot Johnny. - But you didn't! 1134 01:14:11,720 --> 01:14:13,960 Act like you're in love. 1135 01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:15,160 Who are you? 1136 01:14:15,400 --> 01:14:18,120 FBI. How are you today? 1137 01:14:18,360 --> 01:14:19,840 Vito doesn't know that I know this... 1138 01:14:20,080 --> 01:14:23,120 ...but your father has orders to kill me at our wedding reception. 1139 01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:25,400 - Michael will be wearing a wire. - What? 1140 01:14:25,640 --> 01:14:30,440 Vito won't be afraid to talk because he thinks I'm about to die. 1141 01:14:30,680 --> 01:14:32,000 When he incriminates himself... 1142 01:14:32,240 --> 01:14:36,120 Our guys come in. Bingo! Got him. 1143 01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:39,960 And that's the end of it. 1144 01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:42,240 You think I'd help trap my own father? 1145 01:14:42,480 --> 01:14:44,680 Your father is with us. 1146 01:14:44,920 --> 01:14:47,760 You're more important to him than they are. 1147 01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:51,600 It's our only way out of this alive. 1148 01:14:53,680 --> 01:14:56,480 Then I guess I don't have a choice. 1149 01:14:56,720 --> 01:14:58,360 Everything okay? 1150 01:14:58,600 --> 01:15:01,600 Everything's fine. Decisions, you know? 1151 01:15:01,840 --> 01:15:04,320 I think we're through. 1152 01:15:04,560 --> 01:15:09,240 Excuse me! Any panics, any questions, you just give us a call. 1153 01:15:09,480 --> 01:15:12,360 "Tony and Guy, don't be shy." 1154 01:15:12,600 --> 01:15:13,720 'Bye then, darling. 1155 01:15:13,960 --> 01:15:16,720 See you later. 1156 01:15:22,920 --> 01:15:26,080 I can't do this! We have to tell her Frank will pretend to shoot me. 1157 01:15:26,320 --> 01:15:31,440 No way. Her reaction is everything. It has to be real. 1158 01:15:56,040 --> 01:15:58,120 Kitchen team moving. 1159 01:15:58,360 --> 01:16:00,000 Bridal limo en route. 1160 01:16:00,240 --> 01:16:03,360 Good. Okay, gentlemen, the limo is on its way. 1161 01:16:03,600 --> 01:16:07,560 These are the squibs. Two controllers, one in each pocket. 1162 01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:13,240 Now, a squeeze or a sharp tap sets them off. Do you understand? 1163 01:16:13,480 --> 01:16:16,200 How do you do? I'm the best man. 1164 01:16:16,440 --> 01:16:19,360 Hello. My name's Peter. I'm the best man. 1165 01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:22,720 I work at Mark and Spencer's. I love chocolate biscuits. 1166 01:16:22,960 --> 01:16:26,880 Oh, Mumsy, I want some ginger beer! 1167 01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:32,680 Here she is! 1168 01:16:32,920 --> 01:16:35,480 Here's the bride! Hi, pretty! 1169 01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:38,680 Oh, my God! 1170 01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:45,680 Not much of a job though, is it, Vinnie? 1171 01:16:52,520 --> 01:16:55,600 Thank you so much. 1172 01:16:58,120 --> 01:17:00,920 My leg! 1173 01:17:04,560 --> 01:17:07,400 Testing, one, two, three. Do you read? 1174 01:17:07,640 --> 01:17:11,240 Testing, one, two, three. Do you read? Do you read? 1175 01:17:11,480 --> 01:17:13,920 Remember, we'll need Graziosi loud and clear. 1176 01:17:14,160 --> 01:17:16,280 - You got lots of time. - Only until the speeches. 1177 01:17:16,520 --> 01:17:18,080 Right. After the dancing and dessert. 1178 01:17:18,320 --> 01:17:22,000 This is an Italian wedding. The speeches are before the dinner. 1179 01:17:22,240 --> 01:17:25,200 You knew that, right? 1180 01:17:25,360 --> 01:17:26,680 You still got plenty of time. 1181 01:17:26,920 --> 01:17:31,040 Plenty of time? You have 10 minutes if you're lucky! 1182 01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:35,200 This is not a problem. Gonna be okay. 1183 01:17:35,440 --> 01:17:38,320 We have a problem. 1184 01:17:40,040 --> 01:17:42,200 "And Michael Andrew Felgate... 1185 01:17:42,440 --> 01:17:46,520 ...do you take Gina Maria Vitale for your lawful wife... 1186 01:17:46,760 --> 01:17:48,480 ...to have and to hold... 1187 01:17:48,720 --> 01:17:51,840 ...from this day forward, for better, for worse... 1188 01:17:52,080 --> 01:17:53,920 ...for richer, for poorer... 1189 01:17:54,160 --> 01:17:57,800 ...in sickness and in health, until death do you part?" 1190 01:17:58,040 --> 01:17:59,320 I do. 1191 01:17:59,560 --> 01:18:02,240 "You have declared your consent before the Church." 1192 01:18:02,480 --> 01:18:04,280 "May the Lord in His goodness... 1193 01:18:04,520 --> 01:18:08,240 ...strengthen your consent and fill you both with His blessings." 1194 01:18:08,480 --> 01:18:09,240 "Amen." 1195 01:18:09,480 --> 01:18:13,880 "In the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit... 1196 01:18:14,120 --> 01:18:18,320 ...I pronounce you husband and wife." 1197 01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:21,720 You may kiss the bride. 1198 01:18:36,200 --> 01:18:39,200 Hey! Wedding! Smile! 1199 01:18:39,440 --> 01:18:42,360 Wedding! 1200 01:18:42,480 --> 01:18:44,480 Kitchen team, we've got one shot at this. 1201 01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:47,000 And less than five minutes before the speeches. 1202 01:18:47,240 --> 01:18:48,960 We got it. 1203 01:18:49,200 --> 01:18:50,200 About the other day... 1204 01:18:50,440 --> 01:18:53,120 I don't want to hear. I'm sure you had your reasons. 1205 01:18:53,360 --> 01:18:56,120 No names, no pack drill. That's my motto. 1206 01:18:56,360 --> 01:18:58,040 That's incredibly nice of you. 1207 01:18:58,280 --> 01:19:00,640 Goodness, are you drinking? 1208 01:19:00,880 --> 01:19:02,720 - Come on, darling. - I've only had one glass. 1209 01:19:02,960 --> 01:19:04,640 - Let me take that. - She thinks I'm drunk! 1210 01:19:04,880 --> 01:19:08,480 You're very embarrassing when you're drunk. 1211 01:19:12,440 --> 01:19:15,480 I think you're on now. 1212 01:19:21,080 --> 01:19:23,040 In position. 1213 01:19:23,280 --> 01:19:28,120 I just wanted to say how sorry I am about your son. 1214 01:19:28,360 --> 01:19:31,080 Thank you. 1215 01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:33,280 This is a happy day. 1216 01:19:33,520 --> 01:19:35,680 I wish you much joy. 1217 01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:40,120 I especially look forward to the speeches. 1218 01:19:42,640 --> 01:19:46,200 You're very kind, and I appreciate the way you've... 1219 01:19:46,440 --> 01:19:48,480 ...opened my eyes to new possibilities. 1220 01:19:48,720 --> 01:19:50,360 As a matter of fact... 1221 01:19:50,600 --> 01:19:53,600 ...I recently thought of a new idea that I think... 1222 01:19:53,840 --> 01:19:57,400 ...could be profitable to us both. 1223 01:19:57,960 --> 01:20:00,000 Absurdly profitable, really. 1224 01:20:00,240 --> 01:20:03,640 I mean, we're talking millions. 1225 01:20:04,520 --> 01:20:07,320 But this isn't the occasion to be talking business. 1226 01:20:07,560 --> 01:20:08,840 Another time perhaps. 1227 01:20:09,080 --> 01:20:11,960 Thank you so much for being here. 1228 01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:13,240 He's lost his mind. 1229 01:20:13,480 --> 01:20:17,520 And speeches in 04:05. 1230 01:20:17,720 --> 01:20:19,040 Are you out of your mind? 1231 01:20:19,280 --> 01:20:20,960 - He wasn't ready. Relax. - Relax? 1232 01:20:21,200 --> 01:20:24,120 Congratulations! 1233 01:20:24,360 --> 01:20:27,000 In five minutes, we're dead. You, me and Gina. 1234 01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:28,600 Never chase the bid. 1235 01:20:28,840 --> 01:20:29,720 What? 1236 01:20:29,960 --> 01:20:32,000 Let the bid come to you. It's rule number one. 1237 01:20:32,240 --> 01:20:34,400 What the hell are you talking about? 1238 01:20:34,640 --> 01:20:37,120 Mr. Graziosi wants to see you over there. 1239 01:20:37,360 --> 01:20:40,600 Of course. A pleasure. 1240 01:20:42,280 --> 01:20:44,600 I think we're in business. 1241 01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:47,440 Speeches in three. 1242 01:20:48,720 --> 01:20:52,600 We have to go say hi to Maria. 1243 01:20:54,760 --> 01:20:59,800 So basically you continue to sell and buy interesting work through us... 1244 01:21:00,040 --> 01:21:03,240 ...and I do the insurance valuation on the collection. 1245 01:21:03,480 --> 01:21:07,360 Like insurance against a fire, for example. 1246 01:21:07,600 --> 01:21:09,240 Fires can happen. 1247 01:21:09,480 --> 01:21:12,400 Look at Sotheby's. 1248 01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:18,080 But fortunately, of course, you would be handsomely covered. 1249 01:21:18,320 --> 01:21:21,200 What do you think? 1250 01:21:24,080 --> 01:21:27,120 Are we in business? 1251 01:21:27,960 --> 01:21:30,880 - Say it! - In two. 1252 01:21:31,320 --> 01:21:34,080 Michael! There you are! 1253 01:21:34,320 --> 01:21:35,800 You look serious. 1254 01:21:36,040 --> 01:21:36,960 Cheer up! 1255 01:21:37,200 --> 01:21:39,400 Those are quite something. Mind if I... 1256 01:21:39,640 --> 01:21:43,280 - Take it easy. - It's quite all right. 1257 01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:45,640 What do you think? 1258 01:21:45,880 --> 01:21:48,520 Philip, this is Uncle Vito. 1259 01:21:48,760 --> 01:21:49,680 Delighted to meet you. 1260 01:21:49,920 --> 01:21:53,040 You from the old country? 1261 01:21:54,000 --> 01:21:57,120 My family's from Sicily. 1262 01:21:57,840 --> 01:21:59,040 Land of the goat. 1263 01:21:59,280 --> 01:22:01,600 My wife and I spent a wonderful week there. 1264 01:22:01,840 --> 01:22:04,960 Charming little "pensione" with a priceless little owner... 1265 01:22:05,200 --> 01:22:06,680 ...who looked just like a Mafiosi. 1266 01:22:06,920 --> 01:22:10,840 We called him Al Capone. Remember, darling? 1267 01:22:11,080 --> 01:22:14,680 These things are making me squiffy! 1268 01:22:14,680 --> 01:22:18,360 Thank you. Excuse me. 1269 01:22:18,760 --> 01:22:20,160 I'm sorry, Philip. Uncle Vito! 1270 01:22:20,400 --> 01:22:23,480 I am a ninny! I forgot to tell you the good news. 1271 01:22:23,720 --> 01:22:29,200 Mr. Morganson here has decided Cromwell's are the team for him. 1272 01:22:30,800 --> 01:22:31,960 That's marvelous news. 1273 01:22:32,200 --> 01:22:33,960 We must meet and discuss the details. 1274 01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:38,040 Let me just find my... 1275 01:22:43,440 --> 01:22:47,640 I'll have Helen leave a message on Monday. Excuse me. 1276 01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:51,800 What a horrible thing to happen. I'm sure he meant it as a joke. 1277 01:22:52,040 --> 01:22:55,960 Could I borrow him for a second? Thanks. 1278 01:22:56,400 --> 01:23:00,920 That was quite something. I love party tricks. 1279 01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:05,120 Pray gather round from the farthest reaches! 1280 01:23:05,360 --> 01:23:07,240 And take your seats... 1281 01:23:07,480 --> 01:23:09,760 ... to hear the speeches! 1282 01:23:10,000 --> 01:23:13,400 And the speeches are early. 1283 01:23:17,320 --> 01:23:19,760 Listen, I swear to God I'll do it. 1284 01:23:20,000 --> 01:23:24,080 I'm begging you, for Gina's sake, let me wait till the party's over. 1285 01:23:24,320 --> 01:23:28,760 During the speeches. For Gina's sake. 1286 01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:34,240 Please, we have to hurry. 1287 01:23:34,480 --> 01:23:37,880 I'm going as fast as I can, but it's rather a mess. 1288 01:23:38,120 --> 01:23:42,120 Turn around. I need to tuck it in properly. 1289 01:23:43,120 --> 01:23:45,680 English. Figured as much. 1290 01:23:45,920 --> 01:23:51,280 Just shove it in there. Shove it in there! God! No, stuff it in! 1291 01:23:51,560 --> 01:23:54,480 Give me your gun. 1292 01:23:54,760 --> 01:23:58,160 Give me your gun, Frank. 1293 01:24:03,720 --> 01:24:05,080 Johnny's. 1294 01:24:05,320 --> 01:24:10,680 His first. I want you to use this one. 1295 01:24:12,240 --> 01:24:13,760 I think he gave Frank a live gun. 1296 01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:16,480 - I suggest abort. I repeat, abort! - No! 1297 01:24:16,720 --> 01:24:19,000 We can still get this. Get a mike in there. 1298 01:24:19,240 --> 01:24:22,600 Kitchen team, get into position, but nobody goes in until I say so. 1299 01:24:22,840 --> 01:24:23,840 - Sir. - Shut up! 1300 01:24:24,080 --> 01:24:26,840 Copy that. 1301 01:24:29,800 --> 01:24:32,160 Best man. How do you do? 1302 01:24:32,400 --> 01:24:35,960 Excuse me, but I rather think you're wilting there, old boy. 1303 01:24:36,200 --> 01:24:37,400 There we are. 1304 01:24:37,640 --> 01:24:40,280 There we are. 1305 01:24:40,520 --> 01:24:43,200 Welcome back. 1306 01:24:43,880 --> 01:24:44,800 See you later, then. 1307 01:24:45,040 --> 01:24:46,800 Ladies and gentlemen... 1308 01:24:47,040 --> 01:24:50,400 ... perhaps you'd like to give a big hand... 1309 01:24:50,640 --> 01:24:54,560 ... to Gina and Mike! 1310 01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:04,960 You gotta get in here. It's too late. He's gonna die. 1311 01:25:05,200 --> 01:25:07,640 No. This has been nine years. Kitchen team. 1312 01:25:07,880 --> 01:25:08,920 Standing by. 1313 01:25:09,160 --> 01:25:11,960 Wait for my word. 1314 01:25:22,200 --> 01:25:25,080 We still got a chance. Frank's got a mike. 1315 01:25:25,320 --> 01:25:26,800 But... 1316 01:25:27,040 --> 01:25:28,760 What? 1317 01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:32,280 Vito gave him a live gun. 1318 01:25:35,440 --> 01:25:36,920 All right. All right. 1319 01:25:37,160 --> 01:25:40,400 Now, can your clapping, 'cause here's you know whom: 1320 01:25:40,640 --> 01:25:43,320 My new brother and our bridegroom. 1321 01:25:43,560 --> 01:25:45,160 All right. Come on. 1322 01:25:45,400 --> 01:25:48,120 Mikey, we're waiting! 1323 01:25:48,360 --> 01:25:49,880 We're waiting, Mikey! 1324 01:25:50,120 --> 01:25:54,800 You're getting married. Thattaboy! 1325 01:26:05,760 --> 01:26:07,920 Speak up! 1326 01:26:08,160 --> 01:26:10,920 Sorry. 1327 01:26:11,480 --> 01:26:12,880 This is making me nervous. 1328 01:26:13,120 --> 01:26:15,040 The last time I spoke at a wedding... 1329 01:26:15,280 --> 01:26:18,240 ... I was supposed to propose a toast to the bridesmaids. 1330 01:26:18,480 --> 01:26:20,480 I ended up proposing an opening bid. 1331 01:26:20,720 --> 01:26:23,360 What's worse is they both sold. 1332 01:26:23,600 --> 01:26:25,120 Want it in the head or the chest? 1333 01:26:25,360 --> 01:26:29,080 Come on. Come on! 1334 01:26:30,320 --> 01:26:32,240 - So I'll keep it simple. - Good idea! 1335 01:26:32,480 --> 01:26:36,400 And just tell you why I think today, for once... 1336 01:26:36,640 --> 01:26:40,560 ... I'm the one acquiring the masterpiece. 1337 01:26:41,360 --> 01:26:46,200 Firstly, I've always been a huge fan of the Italian school. 1338 01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:50,640 Come on, speak to me. 1339 01:26:50,880 --> 01:26:53,040 It's not working. 1340 01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:57,720 They say that the real test of a masterpiece... 1341 01:26:57,960 --> 01:27:00,960 ... is whether you instinctively know it's something... 1342 01:27:01,200 --> 01:27:03,080 ... you'll keep forever... 1343 01:27:03,320 --> 01:27:06,240 ... love forever. 1344 01:27:08,240 --> 01:27:10,560 Don't think of it as gaining a son. 1345 01:27:10,800 --> 01:27:12,120 If you don't do it... 1346 01:27:12,360 --> 01:27:13,560 ...you're losing a daughter. 1347 01:27:13,800 --> 01:27:17,240 - Sir? - No good. 1348 01:27:17,680 --> 01:27:19,880 In some cases... 1349 01:27:20,120 --> 01:27:21,760 In some cases... 1350 01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:27,320 ... it's even something you'd be prepared to die to protect. 1351 01:27:27,640 --> 01:27:29,440 That's certainly the case here. 1352 01:27:29,680 --> 01:27:32,920 I'd rather die than see any harm come to Gina. 1353 01:27:33,160 --> 01:27:37,040 I love her more than my own life. 1354 01:27:37,360 --> 01:27:42,840 And I hope I'm making myself crystal clear on that point. 1355 01:27:43,160 --> 01:27:44,440 Death... 1356 01:27:44,680 --> 01:27:47,960 ... is okay by me. 1357 01:27:50,480 --> 01:27:55,000 And now, ladies and gentlemen, the father of the bride. 1358 01:28:00,040 --> 01:28:02,080 For chrissakes, Bob, this is it. 1359 01:28:02,320 --> 01:28:05,760 Damn it! Kitchen team, go! 1360 01:28:16,240 --> 01:28:20,240 Excuse me! FBI! 1361 01:28:39,480 --> 01:28:41,280 It's bullshit! 1362 01:28:41,520 --> 01:28:42,640 Do it! 1363 01:28:42,880 --> 01:28:44,680 - Do it! - No! 1364 01:28:44,920 --> 01:28:47,160 - Vinnie, do it! - Vinnie, no! 1365 01:28:47,400 --> 01:28:48,840 Do it! Do it! 1366 01:28:49,080 --> 01:28:49,920 No. 1367 01:28:50,160 --> 01:28:51,720 Vinnie, do it! 1368 01:28:51,960 --> 01:28:53,320 I'm ordering you! Kill her! 1369 01:28:53,560 --> 01:28:55,840 Yes! Got him! 1370 01:28:56,080 --> 01:28:59,760 FBI! Freeze! 1371 01:29:00,120 --> 01:29:02,440 No! 1372 01:29:11,800 --> 01:29:13,440 Ambulance, now! 1373 01:29:13,680 --> 01:29:16,360 It's too late! 1374 01:29:43,760 --> 01:29:47,040 Let's go! The party's over! 1375 01:29:52,880 --> 01:29:55,920 - On three. - I'm ready! 1376 01:30:15,280 --> 01:30:16,920 I'm sorry. 1377 01:30:17,160 --> 01:30:20,520 - I'm so sorry. - No, I'm sorry. 1378 01:30:20,680 --> 01:30:24,440 You should both be sorry. 1379 01:30:26,120 --> 01:30:28,640 These things are surprisingly painful. 1380 01:30:28,880 --> 01:30:29,600 My God! 1381 01:30:29,840 --> 01:30:31,680 It's a new rule of mine: 1382 01:30:31,920 --> 01:30:36,000 Always assume you guys are hiding something. 1383 01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:36,680 Why... 1384 01:30:36,920 --> 01:30:40,840 When I thought of you with a gun, Michael, suddenly I wanted a backup. 1385 01:30:41,080 --> 01:30:43,920 You did good. 1386 01:30:46,320 --> 01:30:47,520 Oh, my God! 1387 01:30:47,760 --> 01:30:48,800 I'll tell you, Frank... 1388 01:30:49,040 --> 01:30:53,320 ...her father might act like a moron sometimes... 1389 01:30:53,840 --> 01:30:55,160 So I retired. 1390 01:30:55,400 --> 01:30:56,480 I'm telling you, Frankie... 1391 01:30:56,720 --> 01:30:57,960 ...the kid's a genius. 1392 01:30:58,200 --> 01:30:59,480 I mean, think about it. 1393 01:30:59,720 --> 01:31:02,600 You got Vito. Vito thinks he got his revenge. 1394 01:31:02,840 --> 01:31:05,880 And that's it. Badda-bing. You're even. 1395 01:31:06,120 --> 01:31:08,320 You're in the clear. All of you. 1396 01:31:08,560 --> 01:31:11,640 - How the hell could you do this to me? - You were gonna do it to me. 1397 01:31:11,880 --> 01:31:14,200 - We did it because we love you. - Same here. 1398 01:31:14,440 --> 01:31:15,400 What? 1399 01:31:15,640 --> 01:31:19,320 You love both of us? 1400 01:31:21,960 --> 01:31:25,160 I don't think so, Michael. 1401 01:31:26,920 --> 01:31:27,680 Oh, my God. 1402 01:31:27,920 --> 01:31:31,200 - Wasn't that the... - Oh, my God! 1403 01:31:31,440 --> 01:31:33,120 Welcome to the halfway point... 1404 01:31:33,360 --> 01:31:38,560 ... in the annual Central Park Senior Marathon. 1405 01:31:40,720 --> 01:31:43,320 - Leave me alone! - Wait! Listen. Listen! 1406 01:31:43,560 --> 01:31:45,480 This picture, it isn't me. 1407 01:31:45,720 --> 01:31:48,320 It's Kansas City Little Big Mickey Blue Eyes! 1408 01:31:48,560 --> 01:31:51,200 I was pretending to be a mobster, and couldn't say my R's... 1409 01:31:51,440 --> 01:31:54,160 ...and I had to kiss the waitress or they would've killed us! 1410 01:31:54,400 --> 01:31:57,160 Look who's sitting next to me. 1411 01:31:57,400 --> 01:31:59,320 Recognize that suit? 1412 01:31:59,560 --> 01:32:00,760 Is that Dad? 1413 01:32:01,000 --> 01:32:04,600 This photo means nothing. 1414 01:32:05,680 --> 01:32:08,040 - So who's Mickey Blue Eyes? - I am. 1415 01:32:08,280 --> 01:32:11,000 I mean, I was. We just made him up. 1416 01:32:11,240 --> 01:32:13,000 Come back and I'll explain everything. 1417 01:32:13,240 --> 01:32:16,920 So when you said you were with my dad that day, you were... 1418 01:32:17,160 --> 01:32:20,720 I was telling the truth. 1419 01:32:21,160 --> 01:32:24,120 - You told me a lot of other lies. - I know. 1420 01:32:24,360 --> 01:32:28,520 I know. I thought it was the only way to keep you. 1421 01:32:28,760 --> 01:32:30,240 But you were right. 1422 01:32:30,480 --> 01:32:34,160 It was the only sure way to lose you. 1423 01:32:38,680 --> 01:32:40,640 - I was right. - You were. 1424 01:32:40,880 --> 01:32:43,720 - And smarter than you all along. - Yes. 1425 01:32:43,960 --> 01:32:46,520 - And braver. - Much. 1426 01:32:46,760 --> 01:32:48,480 And more convincing at being shot. 1427 01:32:48,720 --> 01:32:51,440 Infinitely. 1428 01:32:52,120 --> 01:32:55,040 Marry me, Gina. 1429 01:32:56,080 --> 01:32:59,800 Would I have to be Mrs. Blue Eyes? 1430 01:33:00,280 --> 01:33:01,960 Come here... 1431 01:33:02,200 --> 01:33:03,360 What? 1432 01:33:03,600 --> 01:33:05,920 Come here. 1433 01:33:06,160 --> 01:33:07,440 - What? - It's me. 1434 01:33:07,680 --> 01:33:10,440 Mickey Blue. 1435 01:33:10,680 --> 01:33:13,320 Oh, please! 1436 01:33:13,420 --> 01:33:14,420 . 105391

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