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[woman] Salty and sweet.
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That was my mother.
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♪♪
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Always did have a flavor
for danger.
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Pickled in her wine,
She so desperately tried.
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Oh, but she couldn't
take care of me, mm-mm.
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Not like you did, anyway.
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Lord, I know you
put me here for a reason,
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and Lord knows
I've tried to forget it.
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But through all these
choppy waters, I thank you,
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my dear Jesus, for keeping
this humble heart beating free.
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My love, my Lord, my savior.
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[country music playing]
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[mattress squeaking]
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[exhales]
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I love you, I love you, I love you.
I just wanna marry you.
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Oh, Jesus, you're my one and only.
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- I swear, I will always...
- [door opens]
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Hey, I told you to clean the...
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[sighs] Really?
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This is what you're doing
in the middle of the goddamn day? Great.
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[sighs] Can't you just be a normal kid?
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[country music continues,
echoing, muffled]
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[music resumes, echoing fades]
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[sighs]
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[country music continues]
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[woman] Normal kid? [chuckles]
Well, how'd I do?
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Yeah, not so great, I guess.
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But not Your fault so much,
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unless this was all a part
of Your silly old plan.
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- [car shuts off]
- [music stops]
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[vehicle passes]
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[woman groans] Fuck me. I can't believe
you're making me do this shit.
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[woman 2] Hello again.
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I'm Merle, sex and love addict.
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[all] Hi, Merle.
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Well, in spite of all
the progress I've made,
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I... recently had
another bottom line slip.
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I'm really ashamed. I...
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I really thought this time
was gonna be different.
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A real relationship, you know?
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That lasted all of six days. [sniffles]
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Um, our final night together, he, um...
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bit my lip so hard it bled,
and I started to cry.
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Um, and then he told me
that he had a fantasy
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of making love to a woman
while she was crying.
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[laughs]
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[Merle] So mission accomplished.
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But...
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[sniffles] He told me that he loved me.
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And then after he left, he, um...
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blocked my number and unfollowed me.
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And I just feel really worthless.
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[♪ "Alone Tonight" by Danny Farrant
and Paul Rawson playing]
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[woman] And You said,
"I am the light of the world,
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but he who follows me
will not walk in the darkness,
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but shall have the light of love."
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[music continues]
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- [engine shuts off]
- [music stops]
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[knocking on door]
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[door opens]
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Do I know you?
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Uh, yeah. I'm, uh... I'm Mads, I'm here...
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Oh, Evie's friend from home.
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They do grow 'em pretty in Texas.
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- [soft chuckle]
- You're late.
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I didn't know there was
a set schedule for this shit.
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[chuckles] Come in.
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Wait, so you're... you're not American?
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- Cause, like, on your TV show you were...
- Acting.
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- Oh. Ah, funny. [chuckles]
- Can I get you something?
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Uh, no, no, I'm cool as a cucumber.
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[man] So you're out here
to be an actress?
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Uh, no, no.
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Ah, most people are here to be something.
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Escape whatever unseen invalidated life
they're running from.
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Are you ambitious?
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Ambition always seemed like
kind of a pointy word to me.
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Like, um, arrow or thorn,
you know, it just...
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I feel like it just depends
on the things you're into.
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Um, but I do think that I'm meant
for, um, something or somebody.
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A romantic. You're a rare animal.
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Take a word of advice
from a kindred spirit:
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Keep moving before you get stuck.
This place is a trap, you know.
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Just like those pits down by the museums.
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Thousands of years ago,
this whole valley was a swamp.
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Animals came from hundreds
of miles around.
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Mammoths, sabretooth cats,
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uh, dire wolves,
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all lured by the scent of sweet water.
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But the ground under this place
isn't solid, it's tar.
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Black and sticky as the devil's shit.
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Those animals, they got trapped in it.
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And their dying cries
brought out scavengers
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looking for an easy meal,
and they got stuck too.
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Thousands of years later,
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scientists are still pulling fossils
out of those pits.
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Skeletons all mixed up.
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Be careful, or someday someone
will be digging you up.
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And with so many bones, they won't
even be able to tell you apart.
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The trick to LA is take a sip
from the spring, spread your wings.
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Catch a breeze and ride on out of here
before you get stuck.
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- [sniffing]
- Um...
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Why do dealers
always sound like preachers?
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I mean, honestly,
are you a prophet or a pusher?
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- Just make up your mind.
- [chuckles] Hm.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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Evie tells me you girls
are working the club tonight.
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Uh, yeah. Yeah.
I think I might, uh, come by.
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[zipping]
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You can always work for me, you know.
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Uh, look, I just came here 'cause I got
a car and I was in the neighborhood.
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I'm not really looking to be your friendly
neighborhood dope peddler, but thank you.
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By the way, I love
your big, fat, gold LTD.
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'72? Don't see them around much.
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Um... mm-hm.
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I know your ride, I know your plates,
I know your friends.
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So what don't I know about you, Mads?
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Uh, yeah. Yeah. Cool.
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- Uh...
- Thanks for coming by.
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- Uh-huh. Mm-hm.
- Yeah.
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♪♪
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Good morning.
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- Little package.
- Teddy.
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Hey, Mads, um...
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Did you ever hear from that, uh,
guy you were fucking at community?
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What?
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Didn't he get a job out here or something?
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No idea what on earth
made you think of him.
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I don't know, maybe it
was, urn, all these drugs.
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Oh, well, well, well.
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You know, you really oughta
quit that dumbass job of yours.
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Oh, boy.
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[sighs] Come on, like, folding $400
sweaters for ten bucks an hour.
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It's an insult to your post-modern
feminist sensibilities.
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Oh, is it?
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We've got to work to destabilize
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the patriarchal norms
entrenched into a society
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that has caused so much gender inequality.
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[laughs] I love how much
you care about this.
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Plus, you'd make way more
selling Eric's drugs.
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Well, well, I also got fired last night.
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- Why?
- [woman] What?
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[Mads] Mm...
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Because I... kinda sorta...
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fucked the boss's husband again!
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- Again?
- Again!
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- [groaning]
- That's awesome!
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I guess old habits die hard, sweetie.
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- They do.
- Well, then it's settled.
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You're working at the club with us now!
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- No!
- [woman] Yes!
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I said maybe.
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[Mads] Working at the club,
aka, selling a bunch of shit-ass drugs
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to LA's horniest crackheads.
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[rock music playing]
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[music continues]
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Yay! She's fun again!
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Whoo!
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[laughing]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[all yelling]
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Oh, come on, Mads, it's gonna be fun.
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Told you.
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[upbeat music playing]
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You know they say Marilyn's buried here.
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And also James Dean,
and also Whitney Houston.
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- Let's have a séance.
- I can't believe this.
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Oh, my Lord. [chuckles]
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So, another little sister here
from Texas to help Evie out.
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[Evie] Sort of.
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Only Addy's my actual blood.
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We grew up with Mads.
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She's like our honorary little sister.
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[woman] Well, we're all family here.
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- Hey, Gamor.
- Hm?
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- What do you think?
- Hm...
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Well, let me take a look.
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Let's see here, a little vintage jewelry,
smoky eye, pouty red lip.
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I like it. She's like a gothic Madonna.
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[chuckling]
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[Addy] It's funny you say that because
Mads has like a little Jesus thing.
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- Ooh, Jesus.
- Yeah. Um, I'd say that she
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takes it to the next level, though.
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Mads doesn't just love Jesus,
she'd love to fuck Jesus.
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- [laughing]
- Hey!
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- It's true.
- [woman] You can't blame her,
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Jesus Is quite sexy.
Our first rock star.
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- [woman] Mm-hm.
- Definitely.
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[Mads] Well, little does she know,
I do fuck You.
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I fuck You all the time.
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Well, Mads' outfit is preordained.
So, let's go.
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Doors open in 20 minutes.
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Tits up.
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Uh, Carmen, put some lip gloss on, too.
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You're looking a little tired.
All right, here. Drink that up.
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Eleven minutes, come on.
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[dialogue fades]
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[♪ "The Chauffeur"
by Duran Duran playing]
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[music continues]
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[distorted voice, indistinct]
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[echoing] You're my one and only.
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[music continues]
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[echoing] Oh, Jesus.
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[indistinct, echoing voice]
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[Mads] I swear, I will always... [echoing]
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I swear, I will always...
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[vomiting]
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[Mads] Well, there just went
200 bucks of Eric's crap.
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Oh, God, I should've listened to You.
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[retching]
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Why don't I listen to You?
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Mom always told me that
was never much my strong suit.
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Maybe she was right.
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Fucking bitch.
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A tripping nun.
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That is so fucked. [groans]
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There you are.
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Are you okay?
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Your shift is done.
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Why don't you just get changed
and put on some makeup.
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We're gonna have
a little late-night disco at our place.
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- Okay.
- [sighs]
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[upbeat music playing]
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[sniffing]
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[groans softly]
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[Evie] Fuck! [screaming]
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I'm so sorry! Oh, my God!
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[Addy] Who was he?! Who was that guy?!
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Oh, my God, he's just some guy
I brought home.
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- I'm sorry.
- Who was he?!
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What the fuck just happened?
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- Oh, my God!
- The money is all gone!
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- He fucking took the money!
- I'm sorry!
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That stupid fucking douchebag,
he took the money!
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That guy with the long hair,
I think he took all the drugs!
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- Wait!
- What the fuck?!
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That guy just fucking left!
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Evie...
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- Evie, what the fuck?!
- I'm sorry.
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- Eight fucking grand!
- [Evie] I'm so sorry.
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[Addy] Evie, why do you
drag me into this shit?! Huh?!
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You're supposed
to be my older sister!
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- Stop yelling at her.
- Don't start.
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Okay, it's not helping anything.
246
00:20:10,594 --> 00:20:12,405
- Well, what's the plan?
- You need to call Eric.
247
00:20:12,429 --> 00:20:14,532
- You need to call Eric.
- [Evie] Can you just do it, please?
248
00:20:14,556 --> 00:20:16,392
He needs to fucking know
249
00:20:16,475 --> 00:20:19,937
why all the money and all his
fucking drugs are gone, okay?
250
00:20:20,020 --> 00:20:22,356
Can you just please do it?
Because he has a crush on you.
251
00:20:22,439 --> 00:20:24,292
And he's not gonna yell at you,
and he always yells at me.
252
00:20:24,316 --> 00:20:26,402
- Oh, my God, Evie.
- I need a fucking cigarette.
253
00:20:26,485 --> 00:20:28,129
- You're so much better at this than me.
- Where's the lighter?
254
00:20:28,153 --> 00:20:30,239
- I can't do it.
- Where the fuck is the lighter?
255
00:20:30,322 --> 00:20:32,783
Um... Please.
256
00:20:34,159 --> 00:20:37,162
I'm so sorry.
257
00:20:37,246 --> 00:20:39,623
- Evie...
- Just fucking call Eric.
258
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:42,668
- Just go and call Eric.
- I'm so sorry.
259
00:20:50,509 --> 00:20:51,885
What the fuck is this?
260
00:20:53,387 --> 00:20:54,847
I don't...
261
00:20:54,930 --> 00:20:57,558
[Eric on phone] What do you mean gone?
262
00:20:57,641 --> 00:21:00,769
- It's gone. Stolen?
- Oh, no.
263
00:21:00,853 --> 00:21:03,188
No, no, no.
264
00:21:03,272 --> 00:21:07,025
I trusted you guys
to fulfill basic services.
265
00:21:07,109 --> 00:21:10,070
This is fucking unprofessional.
266
00:21:10,154 --> 00:21:13,449
Yeah, well, I mean, we fucked up.
267
00:21:13,532 --> 00:21:15,617
Well, you better un-fuck it up.
268
00:21:15,701 --> 00:21:19,496
This is not some random shit I got off
of one of my usual guys.
269
00:21:19,580 --> 00:21:21,540
This is a scary fucking drug dealer
270
00:21:21,623 --> 00:21:23,226
that I'm trying to make
a good impression with.
271
00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:26,170
And spoiler alert,
this is not impressive!
272
00:21:26,253 --> 00:21:28,589
You know what? How about you just
273
00:21:28,672 --> 00:21:31,258
stop being such a little bitch
and nut up, okay?
274
00:21:31,341 --> 00:21:36,221
It wasn't a kilo, it was 20 grand tops.
We'll figure it out.
275
00:21:36,305 --> 00:21:38,307
What's this fucking guy's name?
276
00:21:38,390 --> 00:21:42,436
Her name! Queenie,
and she does not fuck around!
277
00:21:42,519 --> 00:21:45,481
[speaking foreign language]
278
00:21:50,319 --> 00:21:52,738
- [inaudible dialogue]
- [shattering]
279
00:21:56,742 --> 00:21:58,494
Get out!
280
00:22:03,207 --> 00:22:04,791
[yelling]
281
00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:08,253
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
282
00:22:08,337 --> 00:22:11,131
[Eric] So either find who stole that shit
283
00:22:11,215 --> 00:22:15,594
or find a way to get me
that 20 grand back! Fuck!
284
00:22:18,722 --> 00:22:20,307
Fuck you too, then.
285
00:22:26,438 --> 00:22:27,648
Fuck!
286
00:22:29,483 --> 00:22:31,652
Guys, he's really fucking freaking out.
287
00:22:31,735 --> 00:22:34,154
- [Addy] We're being fucking evicted!
- [Evie moans] No.
288
00:22:34,238 --> 00:22:36,615
- What?
- We're being evicted!
289
00:22:44,957 --> 00:22:46,750
[clears throat] You know,
this is why I left.
290
00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:49,545
This is why I left and went to London,
291
00:22:49,628 --> 00:22:52,256
because I didn't want
to be fucking poor in America!
292
00:22:52,339 --> 00:22:54,174
Okay.
293
00:22:54,258 --> 00:22:57,302
And I don't wanna be around a sister
who's a fucking crack addict.
294
00:22:57,386 --> 00:23:00,097
[Evie] Okay, it's a coke addict,
not a crack addict.
295
00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:03,267
Such a fucking bitch all the time.
296
00:23:03,350 --> 00:23:05,310
- Fuck you. Fuck you.
- I'm so tired of it.
297
00:23:05,394 --> 00:23:07,354
Seriously, this could've
happened to anybody.
298
00:23:07,437 --> 00:23:11,441
- We all had a party.
- Fuck! Fuck!
299
00:23:11,525 --> 00:23:13,277
[door opens, closes]
300
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:14,736
Fucking hair!
301
00:23:19,700 --> 00:23:20,826
[door slams]
302
00:23:26,999 --> 00:23:29,751
Fucking dollar bill, please. Oh, God.
303
00:23:32,546 --> 00:23:34,626
[♪ "Real Reel Switcher"
by Eunice Russ Frost playing]
304
00:23:34,673 --> 00:23:36,883
[sniffing]
305
00:23:45,517 --> 00:23:48,395
[Mads] Fucking poor in America?
306
00:23:48,478 --> 00:23:50,897
[groans] Who wants to be poor anywhere?
307
00:23:50,981 --> 00:23:55,152
The world's one big shit show
and I'm right in the middle of it.
308
00:23:55,235 --> 00:23:58,488
Fuck them! Seriously, I'm not poor.
309
00:23:59,615 --> 00:24:01,199
I have You.
310
00:24:01,283 --> 00:24:04,036
They can all suck my Jesus dick.
311
00:24:07,831 --> 00:24:09,333
Cocksuckers.
312
00:24:12,628 --> 00:24:15,964
Don't look at me like that.
Where do you think I'm driving?
313
00:24:16,048 --> 00:24:18,300
I'm trying to look
for a place to live, fuck.
314
00:24:25,515 --> 00:24:29,227
Okay, well, I fucking tried
to get a roof over our heads,
315
00:24:29,311 --> 00:24:31,897
and this bitch, she don't get it.
316
00:24:31,980 --> 00:24:34,691
You know what? Fuck her
and her piece of shit house,
317
00:24:34,775 --> 00:24:38,403
and the horse she rode in on.
She probably fucked him too.
318
00:24:41,114 --> 00:24:42,699
Fuck!
319
00:24:42,783 --> 00:24:45,160
[song continues]
320
00:25:14,981 --> 00:25:16,900
What's up, sexy man?
321
00:25:24,574 --> 00:25:25,826
[sighs]
322
00:25:27,619 --> 00:25:30,580
You know, I made a lot of bad decisions.
323
00:25:31,665 --> 00:25:34,042
Some shit You seriously don't...
324
00:25:35,544 --> 00:25:37,087
agree with.
325
00:25:40,716 --> 00:25:42,134
I don't blame You.
326
00:25:44,553 --> 00:25:47,472
But, You see,
I've been trying to be better.
327
00:25:47,556 --> 00:25:48,724
Right, I mean...
328
00:25:50,225 --> 00:25:52,519
I definitely be fucking way less.
329
00:25:53,895 --> 00:25:54,980
Kinda.
330
00:25:59,693 --> 00:26:01,486
Anyway, right now...
331
00:26:04,448 --> 00:26:06,700
Right now,
I need Your help more than ever.
332
00:26:08,910 --> 00:26:12,956
I need You to walk me down
Your righteous ways.
333
00:26:13,039 --> 00:26:15,959
I need You to show me
that light because...
334
00:26:20,672 --> 00:26:23,341
I really just don't wanna
hurt no more people.
335
00:26:32,768 --> 00:26:34,436
Show me a sign.
336
00:26:35,812 --> 00:26:37,731
Show me a sign.
337
00:26:37,814 --> 00:26:40,484
[bell ringing]
338
00:26:42,027 --> 00:26:43,487
[Mads] Show me a sign.
339
00:26:55,832 --> 00:26:56,958
[soft chuckle]
340
00:26:58,835 --> 00:27:00,962
You're a fucking badass.
341
00:27:03,089 --> 00:27:05,592
Whoo! I love You, JC!
342
00:27:05,675 --> 00:27:07,427
I fucking love You!
343
00:27:09,971 --> 00:27:10,971
Whoo!
344
00:27:10,972 --> 00:27:13,350
♪♪
345
00:27:19,147 --> 00:27:23,068
- Please tell me you found it.
- No, I told you, it's gone.
346
00:27:23,151 --> 00:27:26,404
Shit! You guys have forced me
to do something I don't want to do.
347
00:27:26,488 --> 00:27:27,888
I do not want to give you girls up.
348
00:27:27,948 --> 00:27:29,741
But that Queenie plays rough.
349
00:27:29,825 --> 00:27:31,993
[chuckles] You think I'm a fucking idiot
350
00:27:32,077 --> 00:27:34,621
just 'cause I have an innie?
You're the big dog,
351
00:27:34,704 --> 00:27:37,874
okay, not some low-level, street pawn.
352
00:27:37,958 --> 00:27:43,630
No matter how bad we might fuck up,
that money is ultimately on you, bud.
353
00:27:43,713 --> 00:27:45,882
I can make you get that money back.
354
00:27:46,967 --> 00:27:48,552
Why are you fronting on me right now?
355
00:27:48,635 --> 00:27:50,762
You're no pimp, you're no Killer.
356
00:27:50,846 --> 00:27:54,808
You're just a has-been TV actor with
a gambling addiction and a coke habit.
357
00:27:54,891 --> 00:27:58,562
And... and my sense tells me
358
00:27:58,645 --> 00:28:03,358
that clearly you're broke as fuck,
and you're in some real type of trouble
359
00:28:03,441 --> 00:28:07,362
because nobody runs a business
like that with no security.
360
00:28:07,445 --> 00:28:11,491
I mean, that is just
desperation behavior.
361
00:28:11,575 --> 00:28:14,995
Uh-huh, out of control.
And that shit ends bad.
362
00:28:15,078 --> 00:28:20,500
So, like I said, I don't have a problem.
363
00:28:20,584 --> 00:28:21,918
You do.
364
00:28:26,089 --> 00:28:27,757
Why are you even here?
365
00:28:33,138 --> 00:28:34,931
Where the fuck is your bedroom?
366
00:28:36,766 --> 00:28:39,519
♪♪
367
00:29:01,499 --> 00:29:03,793
[Mads] You're so awesome.
368
00:29:06,338 --> 00:29:10,383
Oh, I can't even stand
to breathe when I think of You.
369
00:29:11,927 --> 00:29:15,847
I will always be your girl, Jesus.
370
00:29:23,688 --> 00:29:25,440
I wasn't expecting that from you.
371
00:29:28,485 --> 00:29:31,696
Yep, I'm full of surprises.
372
00:29:34,699 --> 00:29:35,951
I gotta go pee.
373
00:29:37,369 --> 00:29:38,745
[chuckles]
374
00:29:42,374 --> 00:29:43,416
Mads?
375
00:29:45,502 --> 00:29:47,963
- Babe?
- [door closes]
376
00:29:48,046 --> 00:29:49,422
Oh, fuck!
377
00:29:50,590 --> 00:29:52,759
You're crazy. This is never gonna work.
378
00:29:52,842 --> 00:29:54,469
Of course it'll work.
379
00:29:54,552 --> 00:29:56,471
You ever heard of
"Jesus take the wheel"?
380
00:29:56,554 --> 00:30:00,183
Well, in our case,
Jesus has taken us by the hips
381
00:30:00,266 --> 00:30:02,811
with his manly,
calloused carpenter hands
382
00:30:02,894 --> 00:30:06,690
and he is riding us all the way
back home to Kingdom Come.
383
00:30:06,773 --> 00:30:10,193
I'm telling you,
Jesus will not steer us wrong.
384
00:30:10,276 --> 00:30:12,028
[soft chuckle]
385
00:30:12,112 --> 00:30:13,822
Uh, I'm an atheist.
386
00:30:16,658 --> 00:30:18,243
Well, not anymore you're not.
387
00:30:21,121 --> 00:30:25,166
Okay, so we're just supposed
to tell people we came to Hollywood
388
00:30:25,250 --> 00:30:27,335
to start a convent?
389
00:30:27,419 --> 00:30:30,714
Only if they ask. Just keep it simple.
390
00:30:32,424 --> 00:30:34,551
So we'll meet back here in two hours.
391
00:30:40,015 --> 00:30:42,767
[rock music plays]
392
00:30:51,776 --> 00:30:53,111
[bell ringing]
393
00:30:53,194 --> 00:30:54,863
Sisters of the faithful.
394
00:30:55,905 --> 00:30:59,617
Hey. Oh, thank you. Do you know where
to get waxed around here?
395
00:31:00,952 --> 00:31:05,206
Oh. Wait, two bucks?
396
00:31:05,290 --> 00:31:07,333
That's all you're gonna give Jesus?
397
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:12,714
- [banging]
- Fuck.
398
00:31:14,215 --> 00:31:17,260
Lady, do you want your soul
to be damned for all eternity,
399
00:31:17,343 --> 00:31:19,054
tossing Lucifer's salad?
400
00:31:19,137 --> 00:31:21,639
You can afford more, look at you.
401
00:31:25,268 --> 00:31:28,188
Oh, thank you. God bless... Jesus Christ!
402
00:31:28,271 --> 00:31:32,067
- You all right?
- Oh, hell yeah. Uh, sorry.
403
00:31:33,193 --> 00:31:34,486
Bitch.
404
00:31:37,614 --> 00:31:43,328
We are starting
a convent here in Hollywood,
405
00:31:43,411 --> 00:31:46,915
and if you would like
to know more, here is my cell.
406
00:31:46,998 --> 00:31:50,960
Look, I wrote it right
where Jesus got hammered. [chuckles]
407
00:31:51,044 --> 00:31:54,506
- [moans] I dream of being hammered, too.
- Thank you.
408
00:31:57,092 --> 00:31:59,177
[man] Hi, Sister.
409
00:31:59,260 --> 00:32:02,639
- I see you like books.
- [man] I work at the library.
410
00:32:02,722 --> 00:32:03,848
Oh.
411
00:32:06,810 --> 00:32:09,771
Are you visiting Los Angeles, Sister?
I haven't seen you before.
412
00:32:09,854 --> 00:32:15,443
Uh, well, my little convent back home
is just bursting at the seams,
413
00:32:15,527 --> 00:32:19,364
so my Mother Superior
sent myself and my sisters
414
00:32:19,447 --> 00:32:24,244
down to, you know, look
for a new home and spread our, uh,
415
00:32:24,327 --> 00:32:28,081
our virginity... di-divinity.
416
00:32:28,164 --> 00:32:29,374
Where are you staying?
417
00:32:30,583 --> 00:32:34,045
Uh, well, I'm leaving that up
to the good Lord himself.
418
00:32:34,129 --> 00:32:37,549
- Mm-hm.
- Well, uh... [chuckles]
419
00:32:37,632 --> 00:32:39,026
I hope it's not too much of a bother,
420
00:32:39,050 --> 00:32:41,302
but one of our board members
at our library,
421
00:32:41,386 --> 00:32:44,264
Maria Ramirez,
everyone calls her Sunny.
422
00:32:44,347 --> 00:32:47,934
Um, you know, she's a devout Catholic
and generous donor.
423
00:32:48,017 --> 00:32:50,228
- Um, her husband just died recently...
- Oh.
424
00:32:50,311 --> 00:32:53,940
...and, um, you and the sisters
should, uh, go... go see her.
425
00:32:54,023 --> 00:32:55,608
She lives right up the road up there.
426
00:32:55,692 --> 00:32:58,361
Um, great place.
She takes in nuns all the time.
427
00:32:59,404 --> 00:33:02,240
She does? [exclaims]
428
00:33:02,323 --> 00:33:06,327
Well, look at God just
working his ways. [chuckles]
429
00:33:06,411 --> 00:33:07,912
[man] Well, she's a very kind person.
430
00:33:07,996 --> 00:33:09,676
And listen,
she has more than enough space.
431
00:33:09,747 --> 00:33:11,725
You guys should check it out
if you need a place to stay.
432
00:33:11,749 --> 00:33:16,004
All right? I think she'd love it,
so here's her number.
433
00:33:16,087 --> 00:33:18,006
- Oops.
- [both chuckle]
434
00:33:18,089 --> 00:33:21,718
Sorry. Um... Okay.
435
00:33:21,801 --> 00:33:23,052
That's for you guys.
436
00:33:24,304 --> 00:33:27,724
Thank you. Good day, sir. So kind.
437
00:33:29,475 --> 00:33:32,478
[rock music plays]
438
00:33:32,562 --> 00:33:36,482
Two-hundred and seventy-three dollars.
439
00:33:36,566 --> 00:33:38,443
Thank you, Jesus!
440
00:33:38,526 --> 00:33:42,113
Yes, that is enough to get a cheap
hotel room for a couple of nights.
441
00:33:42,197 --> 00:33:44,407
Or a really nice hotel room for one night.
442
00:33:44,490 --> 00:33:46,075
No, no, no.
443
00:33:46,159 --> 00:33:50,288
We gotta save our money
as much as we can. We should, um...
444
00:33:50,371 --> 00:33:52,582
We should go stay with that nice lady.
445
00:33:52,665 --> 00:33:56,127
But how do...
how do you know she's so nice?
446
00:33:56,211 --> 00:34:01,925
[gags] Because she offers
to take in stray nuns. [babbles]
447
00:34:02,008 --> 00:34:06,054
Um, she is probably
really religious though.
448
00:34:06,137 --> 00:34:08,306
And she's probably seen
a lot of nuns before.
449
00:34:08,389 --> 00:34:11,809
So... we should, uh...
450
00:34:11,893 --> 00:34:13,603
We should go do our research.
451
00:34:13,686 --> 00:34:16,147
- Mm-hm, up our game.
- Okay.
452
00:34:16,231 --> 00:34:18,983
What kind of research?
453
00:34:19,067 --> 00:34:23,363
Wait, Mads, you want us to go to church?
454
00:34:23,446 --> 00:34:26,115
Goddamn right. We're going to church!
455
00:34:26,199 --> 00:34:28,993
But first...
first we really need to change,
456
00:34:29,077 --> 00:34:32,038
'cause the only thing worse than walking
into a church impersonating a nun
457
00:34:32,121 --> 00:34:35,041
is walking into a police station
impersonating a cop.
458
00:34:35,124 --> 00:34:36,709
[grunts] So let's go.
459
00:34:39,212 --> 00:34:41,422
[groans] God.
460
00:34:43,132 --> 00:34:44,968
[sniffling]
461
00:34:53,810 --> 00:34:55,937
What do you think
you're looking at, old man?
462
00:34:56,020 --> 00:34:57,772
[stutters] Nothing.
463
00:34:57,855 --> 00:35:02,068
Hm. That's "Nothing, Sister," to you.
464
00:35:02,151 --> 00:35:07,657
- Nothing, Sister.
- Mm-hm. Good boy.
465
00:35:08,616 --> 00:35:10,910
Now start praying.
466
00:35:11,577 --> 00:35:12,870
Dear God...
467
00:35:14,372 --> 00:35:18,584
please help me with another sister.
468
00:35:20,712 --> 00:35:21,712
Addy!
469
00:35:22,672 --> 00:35:24,299
I like this character!
470
00:35:24,382 --> 00:35:26,384
- I could really get into this!
- [Addy] Bitch.
471
00:35:28,428 --> 00:35:30,346
[sniffing]
472
00:35:30,430 --> 00:35:31,681
[exclaims]
473
00:35:31,764 --> 00:35:32,890
[phone buzzing]
474
00:35:32,974 --> 00:35:34,809
"Find out..." What?
475
00:35:34,892 --> 00:35:38,313
Fuck! No. No.
476
00:35:39,439 --> 00:35:41,566
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
477
00:35:47,155 --> 00:35:48,364
- [sniffing]
- [phone buzzing]
478
00:35:48,448 --> 00:35:49,574
No.
479
00:36:01,753 --> 00:36:03,129
The fucking gun!
480
00:36:03,212 --> 00:36:04,797
Where the fuck is it?
481
00:36:04,881 --> 00:36:07,050
- Fuck!
- [phone buzzing]
482
00:36:15,933 --> 00:36:17,477
- [sniffing]
- [phone buzzing]
483
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:19,979
Ah! Fuck.
484
00:36:22,774 --> 00:36:24,817
[panting]
485
00:36:37,413 --> 00:36:40,375
[sighs, grunts]
486
00:36:40,458 --> 00:36:42,085
[phone buzzing]
487
00:36:42,168 --> 00:36:44,087
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
488
00:36:59,977 --> 00:37:01,521
[car door closes]
489
00:37:09,237 --> 00:37:10,571
[exhales]
490
00:37:16,452 --> 00:37:18,579
No! Bucky, no!
491
00:37:24,794 --> 00:37:26,587
No, Bucky, no!
492
00:37:26,671 --> 00:37:28,548
[groans]
493
00:37:32,135 --> 00:37:34,137
[knocking on door]
494
00:37:38,599 --> 00:37:40,268
[doorbell rings]
495
00:37:45,398 --> 00:37:47,233
[grunting]
496
00:37:48,484 --> 00:37:50,194
I'll open the door on one condition.
497
00:37:51,654 --> 00:37:52,780
[groans]
498
00:37:54,157 --> 00:37:56,409
I was gonna open the door.
499
00:37:56,492 --> 00:37:59,203
My name's Tuff, I work for Queenie.
500
00:38:02,790 --> 00:38:03,833
Sit.
501
00:38:06,210 --> 00:38:07,587
Make me a vodka.
502
00:38:09,464 --> 00:38:11,507
It's okay, Bucky, this is a friend.
503
00:38:11,591 --> 00:38:14,427
We're just playing a friendly game.
504
00:38:14,510 --> 00:38:16,804
- I don't think he can breathe.
- He's fucking fine.
505
00:38:16,888 --> 00:38:20,641
Aren't you, silly Billy?
It's just a friendly game, right.
506
00:38:20,725 --> 00:38:22,894
Come on, man, this has nothing
to do with the kid.
507
00:38:22,977 --> 00:38:27,356
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Are you allergic to bees?
508
00:38:29,650 --> 00:38:32,612
What a coincidence. So am I.
509
00:38:32,695 --> 00:38:35,781
Deathly allergic.
And when you're allergic to bees,
510
00:38:35,865 --> 00:38:37,825
you need to be prepared.
511
00:38:37,909 --> 00:38:41,162
Do you... know what one of these is?
512
00:38:41,245 --> 00:38:42,389
- Oh, Jesus, man, don't.
- Ah, ah.
513
00:38:42,413 --> 00:38:45,500
This protects you from the queen.
514
00:38:45,583 --> 00:38:50,421
And believe me, you do not
wanna get stung by her.
515
00:38:50,505 --> 00:38:51,985
- [Bucky grunts]
- What have you done?
516
00:38:54,592 --> 00:38:56,177
What have you done?
517
00:38:57,720 --> 00:38:59,222
Motherfucker!
518
00:39:05,686 --> 00:39:07,647
[choking]
519
00:39:20,409 --> 00:39:22,745
[choir vocalizing]
520
00:39:59,198 --> 00:40:02,076
When you receive the communion,
521
00:40:02,159 --> 00:40:03,953
you're united with Jesus.
522
00:40:07,832 --> 00:40:09,834
And He becomes a part of you.
523
00:40:35,234 --> 00:40:36,569
Body of Christ.
524
00:41:16,067 --> 00:41:18,402
[bell tolling]
525
00:41:18,486 --> 00:41:19,945
May God be with you.
526
00:41:20,029 --> 00:41:22,156
Oh, you know, very.
527
00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:25,034
May God be with you.
528
00:41:25,117 --> 00:41:28,120
- And to you too, Sister.
- Sister Julie.
529
00:41:28,204 --> 00:41:29,705
Thank you for coming.
530
00:41:29,789 --> 00:41:33,751
- Hm, Sister Julie.
- Sister Julie.
531
00:41:33,834 --> 00:41:36,128
I think it's time to go.
532
00:41:37,546 --> 00:41:38,839
What was that about?
533
00:41:40,591 --> 00:41:43,135
♪♪
534
00:41:53,229 --> 00:41:56,357
Tuff? Why is there a child?
535
00:42:01,904 --> 00:42:03,531
You know I hate them.
536
00:42:09,036 --> 00:42:12,164
- Hello, gorgeous.
- Hi.
537
00:42:13,499 --> 00:42:17,211
Yuck. Why is he tied like that?
538
00:42:17,294 --> 00:42:21,340
I had to use the venom
on the kid, and then...
539
00:42:21,424 --> 00:42:22,550
Well, look.
540
00:42:29,473 --> 00:42:32,184
- [Eric groans]
- [Tuff] Right?
541
00:42:32,268 --> 00:42:35,938
- It's for softening the meat.
- [chuckles]
542
00:42:36,021 --> 00:42:37,148
[Tuff] Ah...
543
00:42:38,107 --> 00:42:40,651
- Well...
- [Eric groans]
544
00:42:40,735 --> 00:42:44,697
Nice to meet you... Eric.
545
00:42:45,740 --> 00:42:47,158
- [grunts]
- [Eric groans]
546
00:42:47,241 --> 00:42:51,245
- [laughing]
- [yelling]
547
00:43:01,255 --> 00:43:05,926
[groaning] These shoes hurt my feet.
548
00:43:07,303 --> 00:43:09,096
I can finish this off.
549
00:43:09,180 --> 00:43:11,640
Tuff is so good to me.
550
00:43:14,101 --> 00:43:17,313
[Eric groaning]
551
00:43:17,396 --> 00:43:21,567
Huh... So, Eric,
552
00:43:21,650 --> 00:43:23,778
we've been talking about you.
553
00:43:23,861 --> 00:43:25,946
What's your purpose?
554
00:43:26,030 --> 00:43:28,073
What function do you serve?
555
00:43:29,116 --> 00:43:31,994
If one cannot perform his function,
556
00:43:32,077 --> 00:43:36,624
then another must take his place.
557
00:43:36,707 --> 00:43:38,626
[giggles]
558
00:43:42,379 --> 00:43:46,717
- [Eric groans]
- Oh. Huh.
559
00:43:46,801 --> 00:43:50,429
These are the females
who lost my merchandise.
560
00:43:52,515 --> 00:43:56,352
Did you know there's a species
of carpenter ant in Malaysia?
561
00:43:56,435 --> 00:43:57,937
[groans]
562
00:43:58,020 --> 00:44:02,066
The queen's body
is full of poisonous venom.
563
00:44:02,149 --> 00:44:06,904
And if her nest
is threatened by an outsider,
564
00:44:06,987 --> 00:44:11,659
this magnificent creature
can explode her own head
565
00:44:11,742 --> 00:44:14,537
in a suicide,
566
00:44:14,620 --> 00:44:19,166
and release a substance onto her enemy.
567
00:44:19,250 --> 00:44:22,878
[Tuff whistles] What a soldier.
568
00:44:30,010 --> 00:44:32,096
No. [grunting]
569
00:44:36,559 --> 00:44:41,105
- No. [groans]
- This is what I'm talking about, Eric.
570
00:44:41,188 --> 00:44:44,483
- Oh, my God.
- Purpose.
571
00:44:44,567 --> 00:44:47,736
- Now you have one.
- Oh, my God.
572
00:44:47,820 --> 00:44:51,782
- Dinner.
- [groans] Oh, no.
573
00:44:56,287 --> 00:44:58,247
[dog barking]
574
00:45:02,751 --> 00:45:05,671
♪♪
575
00:46:05,230 --> 00:46:09,276
[Sunny] Sisters, welcome to my home.
576
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:12,780
You'll have to excuse me,
my eyesight isn't what it used to be.
577
00:46:12,863 --> 00:46:14,990
You see, I've become
terribly sensitive to the light,
578
00:46:15,074 --> 00:46:18,202
which is a shame, because the light
is one of my favorite things
579
00:46:18,285 --> 00:46:20,120
about living in southern California.
580
00:46:21,246 --> 00:46:23,874
In a moment, Alicia will
show you to your quarters,
581
00:46:23,958 --> 00:46:28,212
and hope you can meet me for tea
in the sunroom once you've settled in.
582
00:46:28,295 --> 00:46:30,381
Let us know if you need anything.
583
00:46:30,464 --> 00:46:33,926
And thank you so much for coming. Alicia.
584
00:46:35,970 --> 00:46:38,806
Uh, thank you for, uh,
585
00:46:38,889 --> 00:46:43,477
having us in your godly home, ma'am.
586
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:45,229
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
587
00:46:50,067 --> 00:46:51,986
- [water splashing]
- [laughing]
588
00:46:52,069 --> 00:46:55,614
[Mads] There's so much space
just in this one area.
589
00:46:55,698 --> 00:46:58,617
[laughing]
590
00:46:58,701 --> 00:47:03,080
You know, you guys,
the craziest thing about all of this
591
00:47:03,163 --> 00:47:07,418
is that that thing,
the thing we're wearing around our necks,
592
00:47:07,501 --> 00:47:10,087
- is called a wimple.
- [all laughing]
593
00:47:10,170 --> 00:47:11,672
What the fuck is a wimple?
594
00:47:11,755 --> 00:47:14,174
[laughing echoes]
595
00:47:14,258 --> 00:47:18,345
- [Evie] ...get away with it.
- [Addy] Fuck you.
596
00:47:18,429 --> 00:47:22,141
[muffled chatter]
597
00:47:22,224 --> 00:47:25,477
[laughing] Oh, my God.
598
00:47:27,104 --> 00:47:29,189
I kinda feel bad for Sunny.
599
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:35,529
I mean, all this money
and no one to share it with.
600
00:47:35,612 --> 00:47:39,241
[scoffs] No, she played her cards right.
601
00:47:39,324 --> 00:47:42,494
She gets to do whatever she wants,
doesn't have to look after anybody.
602
00:47:42,578 --> 00:47:45,789
[phone buzzing]
603
00:47:46,665 --> 00:47:48,208
Oh, fuck!
604
00:47:48,292 --> 00:47:50,377
It's Eric. Should I answer it?
605
00:47:50,461 --> 00:47:51,670
[both] No!
606
00:47:51,754 --> 00:47:54,590
[line ringing]
607
00:48:02,473 --> 00:48:03,682
No answer.
608
00:48:04,892 --> 00:48:06,769
Well, we'll try again later.
609
00:48:17,154 --> 00:48:21,784
I don't think we can hit the same spot two
days in a row. I think we should rotate.
610
00:48:21,867 --> 00:48:23,535
You know, the giving can't always...
611
00:48:23,619 --> 00:48:25,621
- [mugs rattling]
- ...be so giving.
612
00:48:31,460 --> 00:48:33,545
If I may make a suggestion.
613
00:48:33,629 --> 00:48:36,256
Outside the observatory
might be a good place.
614
00:48:36,340 --> 00:48:40,094
- Mm.
- Lots of foot traffic.
615
00:48:40,177 --> 00:48:41,553
Oh.
616
00:48:41,637 --> 00:48:44,181
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
617
00:48:44,264 --> 00:48:48,310
- Thank you so much, Alicia.
- [Alicia] You're welcome.
618
00:48:48,393 --> 00:48:51,897
Now, if you excuse me,
before madam's breakfast gets cold.
619
00:48:54,149 --> 00:48:55,734
[whispering] Oh, my God.
620
00:48:55,818 --> 00:48:57,361
She's so fucking hot.
621
00:48:57,444 --> 00:48:59,488
Well, that one's a hot piece of ass.
622
00:48:59,571 --> 00:49:01,698
[laughs] Oh, my God.
623
00:49:01,782 --> 00:49:03,450
[man on TV]
...the body of Eric Katz,
624
00:49:03,534 --> 00:49:05,452
the actor best known
for playing Uncle Darby
625
00:49:05,536 --> 00:49:07,913
in the 90s sitcom, The Sokolowiski's,
626
00:49:07,996 --> 00:49:11,291
was discovered in his home.
Police investigators are saying
627
00:49:11,375 --> 00:49:13,877
the bizarre circumstances
surrounding his death
628
00:49:13,961 --> 00:49:18,215
are likely attributed to his rumored ties
with local drug organizations.
629
00:49:18,298 --> 00:49:21,969
Holy fuck! Fu... fudge.
630
00:49:22,052 --> 00:49:24,781
[man on TV] An unidentified 12-year-old
was also discovered in the home...
631
00:49:24,805 --> 00:49:27,516
- Oh, my God, poor Eric.
- ...unconscious but alive,
632
00:49:27,599 --> 00:49:29,768
and taken to a local hospital.
633
00:49:29,852 --> 00:49:31,854
[Addy] What are we gonna do?
634
00:49:33,522 --> 00:49:38,235
- Fuck! Ninety-six bucks in change. God!
- This is so bad.
635
00:49:38,318 --> 00:49:42,281
That's all the money we have?
That's all the profits?
636
00:49:42,364 --> 00:49:44,283
Where the fuck is Jesus today?
637
00:49:45,701 --> 00:49:47,744
Maybe we're being punished.
638
00:49:47,828 --> 00:49:50,539
Maybe there's a curse
against people that pretend to be saints.
639
00:49:52,291 --> 00:49:54,668
Nuns aren't saints,
they're just regular people
640
00:49:54,751 --> 00:49:56,795
who work for God by doing charity.
641
00:49:56,879 --> 00:49:58,547
And, technically, we're homeless,
642
00:49:58,630 --> 00:50:02,926
so really we're just
cutting out the middle man.
643
00:50:03,010 --> 00:50:06,054
Oh, you can just justify anything, Mads.
644
00:50:06,138 --> 00:50:08,307
Why have you been on my dick
so much recently, Addy?
645
00:50:08,390 --> 00:50:10,142
- I love you and your dick.
- Honestly...
646
00:50:10,225 --> 00:50:13,228
What the fuck? [grunts]
647
00:50:16,773 --> 00:50:20,694
Scum-sucking piece of shit!
Who the fuck fucks with nuns, huh?!
648
00:50:20,777 --> 00:50:22,779
Why would you steal from a nun?!
649
00:50:28,118 --> 00:50:33,999
[Mads] Now, you might think this
is a bit of an excessive reaction.
650
00:50:34,082 --> 00:50:39,171
[rock music plays]
651
00:50:39,254 --> 00:50:43,050
But we all have our periods synched up,
and as you can see,
652
00:50:43,133 --> 00:50:46,136
we're already having
a pretty cramp ass day.
653
00:50:49,097 --> 00:50:53,101
When you receive the communion,
you are united with Jesus.
654
00:50:53,185 --> 00:50:56,021
And He becomes a part of you.
655
00:50:59,691 --> 00:51:02,069
[Mads] You once told me
the danger of us sinning
656
00:51:02,152 --> 00:51:04,905
isn't that God would stop forgiving us,
657
00:51:04,988 --> 00:51:08,951
it's that we will stop
seeking his forgiveness.
658
00:51:12,287 --> 00:51:14,498
And so just like you wanted,
659
00:51:14,581 --> 00:51:20,754
I went to confess my sins,
past, present and future.
660
00:51:20,837 --> 00:51:23,507
♪♪
661
00:51:29,846 --> 00:51:36,687
Ever since I accepted You into my heart
as my Lord and my savior,
662
00:51:36,770 --> 00:51:39,856
it took me to that sacred place.
663
00:51:39,940 --> 00:51:43,026
[♪ "Hearts That Can't Be Tamed"
by Nik Ammar & Franklyn Hill playing]
664
00:52:03,171 --> 00:52:06,967
[Mads] I'm not sitting across
from a mortal man no more.
665
00:52:07,050 --> 00:52:11,513
I'm being sent directly
through him to You.
666
00:52:42,919 --> 00:52:45,839
[exhaling and screeching]
667
00:53:02,773 --> 00:53:06,526
It appears the winds
have changed since we last met.
668
00:53:06,610 --> 00:53:11,907
Sunny skies have given way
to a dark cloud that now looms above you.
669
00:53:11,990 --> 00:53:13,116
[card slams on table]
670
00:53:13,950 --> 00:53:17,704
Dark cloud? What dark cloud?
671
00:53:19,748 --> 00:53:24,836
This trio of sorceresses,
they will challenge your reign.
672
00:53:26,129 --> 00:53:28,507
They will be your undoing
if you are not careful.
673
00:53:30,550 --> 00:53:32,844
Those sluts stole my money.
674
00:53:32,928 --> 00:53:35,013
And you mentioned three of them, right?
675
00:53:35,972 --> 00:53:37,724
I only saw two of them.
676
00:53:39,893 --> 00:53:42,020
Bitch, I told you, there's three.
677
00:53:42,104 --> 00:53:46,274
There's three. Three sluts.
One slut, two slut, three slut...
678
00:53:46,358 --> 00:53:47,567
- That's not a slut.
- Oh.
679
00:53:47,651 --> 00:53:49,736
Just one, two, three sluts.
680
00:53:51,613 --> 00:53:55,033
Should I kill them?
681
00:53:56,576 --> 00:53:58,537
Yes.
682
00:53:58,620 --> 00:54:00,205
[exclaims]
683
00:54:04,418 --> 00:54:06,253
Kill them.
684
00:54:10,340 --> 00:54:14,094
- Nobody misses President Lincoln.
- I'm so bored.
685
00:54:14,177 --> 00:54:16,096
We could be at the club right now.
686
00:54:17,389 --> 00:54:19,307
Really?
687
00:54:19,391 --> 00:54:21,893
Well, we could sneak on out of here.
688
00:54:21,977 --> 00:54:25,147
- Mm-hm.
- Go down the lattice like ninjas.
689
00:54:25,230 --> 00:54:27,566
- Yeah.
- Why not?
690
00:54:27,649 --> 00:54:30,444
And I think Sunny's asleep.
691
00:54:32,112 --> 00:54:33,530
- Let's go.
- Okay.
692
00:54:33,613 --> 00:54:36,575
If you blow our cover, we're fucked.
693
00:54:37,325 --> 00:54:38,827
[scoffs]
694
00:54:38,910 --> 00:54:40,328
[both sighing]
695
00:54:41,788 --> 00:54:45,292
All right, I'll stay here. You go.
696
00:54:46,460 --> 00:54:49,463
- But...
- I'm on my period anyway, I'm bloated.
697
00:54:49,546 --> 00:54:50,857
- [scoffs]
- I don't wanna be touched by,
698
00:54:50,881 --> 00:54:53,842
- like, gross old men.
- Okay, have a good night.
699
00:54:53,925 --> 00:54:55,510
You guys suck these days.
700
00:54:59,222 --> 00:55:00,724
Oh, I hate this thing.
701
00:55:01,683 --> 00:55:02,893
[sighs]
702
00:55:04,603 --> 00:55:07,355
♪♪
703
00:55:41,973 --> 00:55:43,016
[grunts]
704
00:55:51,816 --> 00:55:55,529
[Queenie muttering]
705
00:55:58,615 --> 00:56:04,371
Huh, so this LA bimbo,
who is one of the sorceresses,
706
00:56:04,454 --> 00:56:08,124
she thinks she's going
to crumble our empire.
707
00:56:08,208 --> 00:56:11,628
[both laughing]
708
00:56:11,711 --> 00:56:12,963
[snake hissing]
709
00:56:18,552 --> 00:56:21,680
She's the one that stole your stash, babe.
710
00:56:21,763 --> 00:56:25,642
Eric kept a ledger
in the notes on his phone, what a genius,
711
00:56:25,725 --> 00:56:27,978
and she's his points man.
712
00:56:29,312 --> 00:56:30,313
What?
713
00:56:32,148 --> 00:56:36,903
Well, we're going to make
a little example out of her, aren't we?
714
00:56:38,989 --> 00:56:41,283
Have you met my friend?
715
00:56:41,366 --> 00:56:44,995
- The coral snake?
- [squealing]
716
00:56:45,078 --> 00:56:48,248
They mostly feed on rats,
717
00:56:48,331 --> 00:56:51,793
bats, little rodents.
718
00:56:51,876 --> 00:56:54,671
- But we've discovered...
- [sobbing]
719
00:56:54,754 --> 00:57:00,218
...this one has an insatiable appetite
on human brains.
720
00:57:00,302 --> 00:57:03,305
- Wanna see?
- I'm gonna film it.
721
00:57:03,388 --> 00:57:06,433
And then I'm gonna text it
to your sorceress friends.
722
00:57:06,516 --> 00:57:09,561
[screaming, laughing]
723
00:57:11,438 --> 00:57:13,940
[both grunting]
724
00:57:16,109 --> 00:57:18,028
[Queenie laughing]
725
00:57:28,538 --> 00:57:29,831
[yells]
726
00:57:36,463 --> 00:57:38,965
[gurgling]
727
00:58:02,614 --> 00:58:03,990
[Addy] Something's wrong.
728
00:58:06,201 --> 00:58:10,372
- She's not picking up her phone.
- [Mads] So call her again.
729
00:58:10,455 --> 00:58:14,626
I did. I called five times.
730
00:58:14,709 --> 00:58:16,920
I feel like, I don't know,
it's off or dead.
731
00:58:17,003 --> 00:58:19,547
Just... don't say the word dead.
732
00:58:19,631 --> 00:58:21,591
Can you please just sit the fuck down?
733
00:58:21,675 --> 00:58:23,426
You're making me even more crazy.
734
00:58:23,510 --> 00:58:24,719
[Addy sighs]
735
00:58:24,803 --> 00:58:27,138
[door closes]
736
00:58:27,222 --> 00:58:28,824
- [footsteps approaching]
- [Evie breathing heavily]
737
00:58:28,848 --> 00:58:31,017
- Holy shit!
- What the fuck?
738
00:58:31,101 --> 00:58:34,104
What the fuck happened?
Oh, my God. Are you okay?
739
00:58:34,187 --> 00:58:36,439
- Evie.
- Sit, sit.
740
00:58:38,108 --> 00:58:41,111
- What the fuck?
- Okay, I killed them.
741
00:58:41,194 --> 00:58:44,447
- Killed who?
- Uh, I killed both of them.
742
00:58:44,531 --> 00:58:45,782
- What?
- Who?
743
00:58:45,865 --> 00:58:49,327
Queenie and her psycho cowboy sidekick.
744
00:58:49,411 --> 00:58:52,038
- What?
- Yeah, they kidnapped me.
745
00:58:52,122 --> 00:58:54,958
They... they tried to kill me.
746
00:58:55,041 --> 00:58:56,918
- Oh, my God.
- But I... I killed them.
747
00:58:57,001 --> 00:59:00,130
- Are you okay?
- I'm okay.
748
00:59:00,213 --> 00:59:02,298
Okay, we have to get out of LA, you guys.
749
00:59:02,382 --> 00:59:05,969
The cops are gonna come after me.
I'm a little scared.
750
00:59:07,429 --> 00:59:09,889
- [Addy] Why?
- [Evie] Because I killed them.
751
00:59:09,973 --> 00:59:12,392
- Calm down, calm down.
- [Addy indistinct]
752
00:59:12,475 --> 00:59:14,561
[Mads] Let me just think.
753
00:59:15,729 --> 00:59:17,355
We're fine.
754
00:59:17,439 --> 00:59:19,039
- We're fine, you know why?
- [Evie] Why?
755
00:59:19,065 --> 00:59:23,361
Because the cops, they don't give a shit.
756
00:59:23,445 --> 00:59:26,740
Yeah. They're never gonna find out
because they don't care!
757
00:59:26,823 --> 00:59:30,827
That's just two less bottom-feeding
drug dealers that are gone!
758
00:59:30,910 --> 00:59:34,372
I mean, you literally
just did their jobs tonight.
759
00:59:34,456 --> 00:59:36,750
That they... Hallelujah!
760
00:59:36,833 --> 00:59:40,170
- Right?
- [laughing]
761
00:59:40,253 --> 00:59:43,047
Yeah, you killed
the motherfucker who killed Eric.
762
00:59:43,131 --> 00:59:44,841
An eye for an eye.
763
00:59:44,924 --> 00:59:47,177
Hey, Mads, isn't that in the Bible?
764
00:59:47,260 --> 00:59:50,555
[laughs] You're sure the fuck right it is.
765
00:59:50,638 --> 00:59:52,432
You know... you know what else?
766
00:59:52,515 --> 00:59:54,976
- [Addy and Evie] What?
- We're in the clear.
767
00:59:55,059 --> 00:59:58,021
- [Evie] Oh, my God.
- You know what that means, right?
768
00:59:58,104 --> 01:00:00,148
There's no more killers anymore.
769
01:00:00,231 --> 01:00:02,609
- [Evie] Mm-hm.
- We have money coming in.
770
01:00:02,692 --> 01:00:06,112
- Oh, yeah.
- We have a roof over our heads.
771
01:00:06,196 --> 01:00:09,741
- [overlapping chatter]
- This is literally our rebirth.
772
01:00:09,824 --> 01:00:11,659
Oh, my God, you're right.
773
01:00:11,743 --> 01:00:13,995
- I can't believe that.
- Oh, my God!
774
01:00:14,078 --> 01:00:16,414
- I can't believe our luck.
- Dude, we're so fucking lucky.
775
01:00:16,498 --> 01:00:18,708
No, no, it's not luck!
776
01:00:18,792 --> 01:00:23,713
It's... It is exactly divine intervention.
777
01:00:23,797 --> 01:00:27,759
I mean, it's clear as day.
778
01:00:27,842 --> 01:00:30,804
This is Jesus coming down
and taking the wheel.
779
01:00:30,887 --> 01:00:32,555
[Addy and Evie] Oh, my God.
780
01:00:32,639 --> 01:00:35,600
I mean, we all knew he would...
lead us down the right path,
781
01:00:35,683 --> 01:00:39,646
but... but tonight he actually did it.
782
01:00:39,729 --> 01:00:41,147
[Addy] Yeah.
783
01:00:41,231 --> 01:00:42,899
- Thank you, Jesus.
- Thank you.
784
01:00:42,982 --> 01:00:46,528
[Evie] I didn't even
believe in God before.
785
01:00:46,611 --> 01:00:49,239
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God, I was so fucking scared.
786
01:00:49,322 --> 01:00:52,492
[Evie] Oh, my God,
I was too. I love you guys.
787
01:00:52,575 --> 01:00:54,178
Oh, my God, tell me
everything that happened!
788
01:00:54,202 --> 01:00:56,830
Oh, my God! Oh, my God, so okay.
789
01:00:56,913 --> 01:00:58,623
- There were snakes.
- What?
790
01:00:58,706 --> 01:01:00,792
Two snakes, a black and a red one.
791
01:01:00,875 --> 01:01:02,269
[Mads] What were they
doing with the snakes?
792
01:01:02,293 --> 01:01:03,837
[Evie] Oh, my God, so one was like...
793
01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:05,922
[dialogue fades]
794
01:01:18,685 --> 01:01:21,229
[distorted voice] Oh, Jesus.
795
01:01:43,793 --> 01:01:45,503
[water running]
796
01:01:48,882 --> 01:01:51,050
[Mads] I know what
you're planning on doing.
797
01:01:55,430 --> 01:02:00,476
And I'd think real long
and hard before doing it, if I were you.
798
01:02:04,522 --> 01:02:06,065
Yeah, well, you are me.
799
01:02:08,192 --> 01:02:12,030
You've been given a rare gift.
A clean slate.
800
01:02:12,113 --> 01:02:15,199
Why do you always have
to fall back on bad habits?
801
01:02:18,995 --> 01:02:22,123
I've made my decision,
and I feel bad enough about it already.
802
01:02:22,206 --> 01:02:24,042
So can you just drop it?
803
01:02:25,501 --> 01:02:26,544
[scoffs]
804
01:02:28,796 --> 01:02:31,007
But do bad girls go to heaven too?
805
01:02:36,054 --> 01:02:38,097
Well, we'll see about that, won't we?
806
01:02:58,326 --> 01:03:00,244
[exhales deeply]
807
01:03:09,003 --> 01:03:12,507
[breathing deeply]
808
01:03:12,590 --> 01:03:15,927
[♪ "Adagio" by Paris Jackson playing]
809
01:03:42,537 --> 01:03:44,163
[exclaims]
810
01:03:49,419 --> 01:03:51,462
[Mads] Here's the thing:
811
01:03:51,546 --> 01:03:54,215
I know You like all that
812
01:03:54,298 --> 01:03:59,679
meditation, hallelujah,
peace on earth bullshit.
813
01:03:59,762 --> 01:04:02,640
But have You ever done heroin?
814
01:04:03,391 --> 01:04:05,393
We both know I have.
815
01:04:05,476 --> 01:04:09,564
'Cause there's not one minute in my life
816
01:04:09,647 --> 01:04:11,941
where I'm not thinking about it.
817
01:04:13,901 --> 01:04:16,487
It's the total escape of feeling.
818
01:04:17,697 --> 01:04:20,241
Pure oblivion.
819
01:04:22,410 --> 01:04:24,829
Sweet Jesus,
820
01:04:24,912 --> 01:04:29,709
she almost makes me forget You.
821
01:04:32,253 --> 01:04:35,673
[song continues]
822
01:05:08,289 --> 01:05:10,708
- [knocking on window]
- Hello?
823
01:05:17,090 --> 01:05:20,384
Help! Help! Somebody!
824
01:05:20,468 --> 01:05:23,763
Somebody help! Help! Help!
825
01:05:40,196 --> 01:05:41,572
[music stops]
826
01:05:43,866 --> 01:05:47,411
[monitor beeping]
827
01:06:01,968 --> 01:06:03,469
JC?
828
01:06:07,640 --> 01:06:09,475
Holy shit!
829
01:06:10,476 --> 01:06:12,145
God's a woman?
830
01:06:13,062 --> 01:06:14,730
With tattoos?
831
01:06:16,232 --> 01:06:20,611
Whoa. Fuck me, that's badass.
832
01:06:28,744 --> 01:06:31,956
Holy shit, I've been waiting
to meet You my whole life.
833
01:06:32,748 --> 01:06:34,041
Wow.
834
01:06:40,256 --> 01:06:41,549
Jesus.
835
01:06:44,343 --> 01:06:45,803
I'm sorry.
836
01:06:47,388 --> 01:06:49,724
I love You so much.
837
01:06:51,517 --> 01:06:53,936
I'm sorry I'm such a fuckup.
838
01:06:55,938 --> 01:06:57,565
But from now on...
839
01:06:59,317 --> 01:07:01,777
I swear,
I wanna do right by You, Lord.
840
01:07:03,905 --> 01:07:07,408
I do, I... I wanna be different.
841
01:07:07,491 --> 01:07:11,245
And I know I... I know I've been saying
that this whole time, but...
842
01:07:11,329 --> 01:07:14,498
We also know that...
843
01:07:14,582 --> 01:07:20,379
you know, I kinda have a gift
for rationalizing things.
844
01:07:22,757 --> 01:07:28,554
From now on, I wanna be the kinda person
that makes You proud.
845
01:07:31,641 --> 01:07:34,018
I swear, from this rebirth and this...
846
01:07:35,978 --> 01:07:39,565
this fresh start that You've
so generously given me...
847
01:07:43,611 --> 01:07:46,948
I swear it in my soul, Lord,
I swear it in my soul.
848
01:07:51,577 --> 01:07:53,037
Thank you, Lord.
849
01:07:55,706 --> 01:07:56,958
Thanks.
850
01:08:08,344 --> 01:08:09,595
Honey?
851
01:08:11,013 --> 01:08:12,765
Sweetie, it's time to take your meds.
852
01:08:25,069 --> 01:08:29,407
Where... where the fuck is Jesus?
853
01:08:29,490 --> 01:08:31,867
He's in your heart, sweetie.
854
01:08:31,951 --> 01:08:33,828
He's in all of our hearts.
855
01:08:42,628 --> 01:08:44,046
- Mads.
- Mads.
856
01:08:45,214 --> 01:08:46,465
Are you okay?
857
01:08:48,551 --> 01:08:53,055
♪♪
858
01:08:55,725 --> 01:08:58,644
[creaking]
859
01:09:00,438 --> 01:09:03,482
Hello? Alicia?
860
01:09:04,108 --> 01:09:05,901
Sisters?
861
01:09:05,985 --> 01:09:07,320
Who is that?
862
01:09:09,905 --> 01:09:12,533
Beautiful place you have here, madam.
863
01:09:12,616 --> 01:09:15,828
- Wouldn't you agree, my dear?
- Yeah, very fancy.
864
01:09:15,911 --> 01:09:18,456
Sort of lovely old knickknacks.
865
01:09:18,539 --> 01:09:20,291
[Sunny] Who are you people?
866
01:09:20,374 --> 01:09:23,085
Oh, who we are is of little consequence.
867
01:09:23,169 --> 01:09:26,255
But a little bee told me
868
01:09:26,339 --> 01:09:30,801
that you might be hiding
a few fugitives from justice.
869
01:09:30,885 --> 01:09:32,595
Fugitives?
870
01:09:32,678 --> 01:09:35,348
Yeah, well, you didn't think
they was real nuns, did you?
871
01:09:35,431 --> 01:09:40,519
Oh, my word. Seems like someone
has been taking advantage
872
01:09:40,603 --> 01:09:44,190
of the kindness
of a lonely, stupid old woman.
873
01:09:44,273 --> 01:09:45,524
Ooh...
874
01:09:45,608 --> 01:09:47,735
[Sunny] Nobody's here,
and if you don't leave,
875
01:09:47,818 --> 01:09:49,528
I'm going to call the cops.
876
01:09:49,612 --> 01:09:53,908
Since it appears
that you're at a loss for sight,
877
01:09:53,991 --> 01:09:57,495
here's my blow... by blow!
878
01:09:59,163 --> 01:10:03,959
- Now, my associate, Tuff...
- Associate?
879
01:10:04,043 --> 01:10:07,129
I'm sorry, I just want to be professional.
880
01:10:07,963 --> 01:10:11,926
Oh. Okay. Fine.
881
01:10:12,009 --> 01:10:16,347
- And now, my partner and paramour...
- Okay.
882
01:10:16,430 --> 01:10:20,684
...Tuff, is standing right above you.
883
01:10:20,768 --> 01:10:24,647
He has a gun to your head.
884
01:10:24,730 --> 01:10:27,400
And if you don't tell us
where those little bitches are
885
01:10:27,483 --> 01:10:29,902
by the time I count to three,
886
01:10:29,985 --> 01:10:34,573
he's going to blow your old,
rich brain out. One!
887
01:10:34,657 --> 01:10:36,742
[Sunny] If it's money you want,
I have money.
888
01:10:36,826 --> 01:10:40,413
It's not about money! Two!
889
01:10:40,496 --> 01:10:42,164
- [gun cocks]
- Dear Lord Jesus,
890
01:10:42,248 --> 01:10:46,127
- assign your spirit unto me.
- Three!
891
01:10:46,210 --> 01:10:47,628
[door opens]
892
01:10:47,711 --> 01:10:50,005
[rock music playing]
893
01:10:50,089 --> 01:10:53,092
- It's the God squad, bitch!
- That's right.
894
01:10:56,887 --> 01:10:58,055
Oh!
895
01:10:59,348 --> 01:11:00,474
Tuff!
896
01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:03,352
[gun cocks]
897
01:11:03,436 --> 01:11:05,438
- [gun clicks]
- [gasps]
898
01:11:07,606 --> 01:11:10,609
- [Sunny whimpering]
- Tuff!
899
01:11:19,702 --> 01:11:21,871
So you believe in Jesus?
900
01:11:24,415 --> 01:11:26,667
Jesus is just a statue.
901
01:11:27,835 --> 01:11:28,919
Go.
902
01:11:33,549 --> 01:11:37,803
He's made as a cruel construct
903
01:11:37,887 --> 01:11:40,347
by this old, white male,
904
01:11:40,431 --> 01:11:45,853
who was so vulnerable, so weak.
905
01:11:45,936 --> 01:11:50,274
You better keep me dead,
or I'm gonna sing.
906
01:11:50,357 --> 01:11:53,152
♪ Joy to the world ♪
907
01:11:53,235 --> 01:11:55,988
♪ The nuns are fucked ♪
908
01:11:56,071 --> 01:11:58,908
Will you just shut the fuck up?!
909
01:11:58,991 --> 01:12:01,869
[groaning]
910
01:12:05,498 --> 01:12:08,000
[♪ "Eyes Without a Face"
by Billy Idol playing]
911
01:12:09,251 --> 01:12:11,295
[Mads] Okay, well, I'll admit,
912
01:12:11,378 --> 01:12:17,301
maybe another one of those
potentially excessive overreactions.
913
01:12:17,384 --> 01:12:19,678
But, hey, whatever.
914
01:12:19,762 --> 01:12:23,057
It's just me over here
doing some of God's dirty work.
915
01:12:23,140 --> 01:12:27,603
And, come on,
someone had to shut that bitch up.
916
01:13:01,804 --> 01:13:04,098
[Mads] Sunny invited us all to stay.
917
01:13:04,181 --> 01:13:08,310
But if this was my first step
into my born again virginity,
918
01:13:08,394 --> 01:13:11,188
I wanted to start fresh across the board.
919
01:13:11,272 --> 01:13:14,066
That means saying goodbye to my girls.
920
01:13:17,319 --> 01:13:20,864
Instead of turning everybody into
the police for impersonating nuns,
921
01:13:20,948 --> 01:13:23,993
Sister Julie made them
pay penance to the church.
922
01:13:25,744 --> 01:13:28,414
Which I hear is a pretty shit fine.
923
01:13:32,376 --> 01:13:35,254
I also heard the church
got a new priest too.
924
01:13:35,337 --> 01:13:40,676
Apparently, after our carnal encounter,
Father Sexy Pants had a crisis of faith.
925
01:13:40,759 --> 01:13:44,555
He gave up the priesthood
and decided to take up male modeling.
926
01:13:44,638 --> 01:13:46,557
Yeah, it really suits him too.
927
01:13:46,640 --> 01:13:48,684
And, as for me...
928
01:13:49,935 --> 01:13:53,689
Well, as for me,
you weren't done with me yet.
929
01:13:53,772 --> 01:13:56,108
[chuckles]
930
01:13:56,191 --> 01:13:59,987
I don't know if the father
IS Eric, that priest,
931
01:14:00,070 --> 01:14:02,698
or fuck, could be anyone else.
932
01:14:02,781 --> 01:14:06,452
All know I is, sweet Lord Jesus,
933
01:14:06,535 --> 01:14:10,289
You brought me to the City of Angels
for a purpose,
934
01:14:10,372 --> 01:14:14,251
and now I'm off to spread Your light.
935
01:14:14,335 --> 01:14:16,295
[rock music playing]
936
01:14:19,381 --> 01:14:21,675
I love you, Jesus!
937
01:14:24,762 --> 01:14:26,764
JC's my man!
938
01:14:35,230 --> 01:14:38,108
[music continues]
939
01:16:01,859 --> 01:16:03,986
[music ends]
940
01:16:04,069 --> 01:16:07,072
♪♪
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