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GILES: Previously on
Buffy the Vampire Slayer--

All right.
You want to fry a witch?
I'll give you a witch.

Before thee,
let the unclean thing crawl!

WILLOW:
She's a perfectly normal girl.

-Then she's a rat.
-Maybe we should get her one
of those wheel thingies.

-Can-- Can we not do this now?
-Forget it ever happened.

Forget.

What is wrong with you?

I know you used
that spell on me.

I will go a month
without doing any magic.

-Go a week.
-Fine. That's easy.

When the fire goes out,
when the crystal turns black,
the spell will be cast.

TARA:
I don't think
this is gonna work.

WILLOW:
Are you saying
you're gonna leave me?

I'm placing an order.

Oh, no, no. I'm not making
any more girls.

Sure you are.
Here's your specs.

So, you guys wanna team up
and take over Sunnydale?

Okay.
Okay.

WARREN:
The trio versus the Slayer.

We're like super-villains.
(diabolical laugh)

I can't do this without you.
You can.

That's why I'm going.

I'm headed back to England,

and I plan to stay.

We have to talk.

About what?

We kissed, Buffy.

I'm sure we can
work something out.

A deal of some sort.
Anything you want.

BUFFY:
I always wanted a pony.

Oh. You weren't really
speaking to me, were you?

My bad. Well,
as long as I'm here--

MAN: Lady!
BUFFY:
Wow. A mugging.

Haven't gotten
one of those in a while.

Usually it's blood,
and with the horror--

just a good
old-fashioned mugging.

Kinda sweet, actually.

Oh, well,
probably not for you.

Here. Go. Now.

Not too sweet
for you, either, huh?

Well, come on. Rush me.
It'll be funny.

-(Spike yells)
-No!

-(frustrated sigh)
-Ow!

-What the hell are you doing?
-I thought they were demons.

Way to go with
the keen observy-ness,
Jessica Fletcher.

-Remind me not to help you.
-More often?

Hey, a little sympathy for
the man with the migraine
here, can we?

Well, that's what you get
for attacking a human.

Yeah. You'd think if
the government was gonna
put a chip in my head,

they'd at least make it
so I could attack criminals
and that sort.

Yes, because muggers
deserve to be eaten.

You just have to get
your rocks off fightin' demons.

There are other ways.

And to that,
an extreme "see you later."

Buffy.

(sighs)
Spike, it's late, okay?

Can we just finish this
another time?

Oh, so you wanna jump
right to the kissing, then, eh?

I am not kissing you, Spike.
Once was--

-Twice.
-But not again.

You're a tease.
You know that, Slayer?

Get a fella's motor revvin',
let the tension marinate
a couple of days,

then bam-- crown yourself
the ice queen.

You need a few more metaphors
for that little mix?

It's only a matter of time
before you realize I'm
the only one here for you, pet.

You got no one else!

(squeaking)

What's the matter, Amy?

You lonely?

Oh, we need to get you
a nice companion rat

that you can love, play with,
and grow attached to

until one day they leave you
for no good reason.

Won't that be fun?

Relax, Amy,
I'm just kidding.

I swear, if I could figure out
how to turn you back--

Any way.

(speaking foreign word)

(speaking foreign language)

(screams)

(theme music playing)

Dude, what are you doing?

We're not breaking
into Langley here.
It's Sunnydale.

Well, you never know
what new stuff they have.

Better safe than--

Okay, the security system here
is a guy named Rusty.

-Now get up.
-Whoa, head rush. Cool.

Guys, come on. All right?
Quit jerkin' around.

See, that's cool.
How come he gets to play

with all the cool stuff?

Because I'm allergic to methane

and you're still
afraid of hot things.

I know.

Besides, the tank kept making
both of us tip over, remember?

-Got it.
-It's beautiful.

Boys, congratulations.
Phase one of the plan
is now complete.

-Let's get the hell outta here.
-RUSTY: What are you boys doing?

Um, we're with
a tour group.

The get-the-freeze-ray
tour group.

-Must have gotten separated.
-Museum closed five hours ago.

Really?
Uh-huh.

Huh. Guess we just
lost track of time,

and should probably
just get the freeze ray
out of here now.

'Cause we love
the learnin', Rusty.

Museums, libraries,
Disney Hall of Presidents.

Not boring. But more
to the point-- good-bye.

Dude, that is so cool!

The freeze ray
totally worked.
Yeah, uh, not exactly.

So there's a kink or two.
It's just a prototype.
I mean, soon we'll have--

Hey, that's
really neato and stuff,

but in the meantime,
you know, ow!

-Be a bigger wuss.
-Can we just go back
to the lair?

Because I can't really
feel my fingers.

Yeah, yeah, come on.

-Is he gonna, like--
-He'll be fine.

Yeah, he'll defrost
in a couple days.
No harm, no foul.

Won't he tell on us?
And say what?

"Two guys and a mime took
me out with their freeze ray"?

Isn't likely. Come on.

(door opens)

Hey. Here's some
hot chocolate. You want--

No, thanks.

I'm still kinda queasy.

Okay. Maybe later.

(siren)

Hey, no. It-It's okay.

It's-- It's just a siren.

It's o-- it's all right.
Okay? You okay?

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Just, you know--

(whispering)
Everything feels weird.

I mean, it's like--
I felt like I was
in that cage for weeks.

But it can still be okay.
Right?

I-I can still get into
the swing of things, like...

prom's coming up.

I was so hoping
Larry would ask me.

We would make
such a splash at--

Oh. Oh, God.

(sighs)
He hasn't asked
someone else, has he?

Uh, Amy...

three things we
have to talk about.

One, Larry's gay.
Two, Larry's dead.

And three, high school's...
kinda over.

How long was I
in the cage?

How long?

Willow?

Hey.
How you doin'?

Oh, um, okay.

Yeah?
Yeah. Not parades
and cotton candy, but okay.

Wil, um, can I talk
to you about something?
Of course.

Right. Okay, um...

you know how we
all make choices,

and sometimes they're good,

and sometimes
they're... less good.

Uh-huh.

Well, lately I haven't--
(door opens)

Oh, Tara, hey--

BUFFY:
Amy?
The whole school?

By a giant snake thing?
Okay, still adjusting.

-Hi, Buffy.
-Hi.

-How've you been?
-Rat. You?

-Dead.
-Oh.

Well, I should let you guys
catch up. I can--

No, no, no, no. Stay.
Do you have any cookies?

Uh, yeah. Wh-what kind?

Any kind. Not cheese.

Um, sure.
In the-the kitchen.
I'll just get 'em.

No, no.
I'll grab 'em.

Okay, well, um, at least,
you know, let me make up
the couch for you.

It's late.
You should stay here.
Everybody does.

Thank you.

Wow!
I know.

Is she gonna be okay?

Don't know.
She's kinda freaked out.
But then, I would be too.

Wow.

Yeah, I--
I just realized I could.

Thought of
the right thing and--

It's nice having another
magically-inclined
friend around.

So, what were you
gonna tell me? You were
sounding all serious.

Huh?
Oh, it's nothing.

I mean, the whole
Amy-rat-Amy thing,

no way I'm topping that.

(man speaking on TV)

Hey. How you doin'?
You need anything?
(TV shuts off)

No, thanks.
Good cookies.

-Sorry about your mom.
-Thanks.

It's crazy, all the things
that have happened
since I went away.

-No kidding.
-Snyder got eaten by a snake,

the high school
got destroyed.

Oh, Gatorade
has a new flavor. Blue.

See? Head spinning.

People getting frozen,
Willow's dating girls...

and did you hear
about Tom and Nicole?

-People are getting frozen?
-(TV on)

In critical yet stable
condition as local authorities
continue their investigation

into the robbery that left
one man frozen solid.

-Live from the museum,
Brian Morris, K-OUS.
-Weird.

(siren blaring)

Oh. Excuse me.
Excuse me. Thanks.

Anything can happen.
I'm not sure what it is.

Careful.
(clinking)

-Wait here, wait here.
-(chattering)

-Great.
-Well, well, well, look who
decided to show up.

What are you
doing here, Spike?

Well, you know a man
was frozen alive in there.
A little compassion, love.

Uh, you know, as long as
we're both here,
you might as well tag along.

I mean, as a team we could--
Yeah, that never really
ends well, does it?

It did
the other night.

You really seem
awfully fixated on
a couple of kisses, Spike.

And you seem awfully quick
to forget about 'em.

Look, I'm sorry, okay?

I'm-I'm sorry if you thought
that it meant more.

But?

But when I kissed you,

you know I was thinking
about Giles, right?

You know, I always wondered
about you two.

What?

Oh, gross, Spike!

He left,
I was depressed,

ergo, vulnerability
and bad kissing decisions.

But that's all that it was.
You have to let it go.

-Did it work?
-What?

You convince yourself?

Please stop.

A man can change.

You're not a man.
You're a thing.

Stop walking away.
Don't touch me!

(yelling)

You're a thing.

An evil, disgusting thing.

Look at all the goodies.

(screams)
That's right.
You should scream.

Creature of the night
here, yeah?
Some people forget that.

-Please.
-She thinks I'm housebroken.

-She forgot who
she's dealing with.
-Anything you want--

Just 'cause she's confused
about where she fits in,
I'm supposed to be too?

'Cause I'm not.

I know what I am.
I'm dangerous. I'm evil.

I-I-I'm sure
you're not evil.

Yes, I am.
I am a killer.

That's what I do.
I kill.

And, yeah, maybe it's been
a long time, but...

it's not like
you forget how.

You just do it,
and now I can again,
all right?

So, here goes.

(screams)
This might hurt a little.
(growls)

(yells)

(panting)
What the hell is going on?

Good God,
that's a lot of shake.

I mean, I know part of our big
movie and milk shake fun day,

but, good God,
that's a lot of shake!

Helps to wash down
the Raisinets.

Promise me that you will
eat something green tonight.

Leafy green,
not Gummi green.
(giggles)

Movie was fun.

Yeah. It was ironic
when all those
cute inner-city kids...

taught their coach
a valuable lesson.

You know that I will always
be there for you, right?

There-There's actually
more of a lead-in when
I practiced that at home.

I know.
It's just,

I wanted you to know that...

my moving out had nothing
to do with you, and I'm--
I will never stop loving you.

I know.

(sighs)
Do you think you'll
ever get back together?

I wish I knew.

But you still love her.
Very much. I just--

Sometimes... other things
get in the way.

I know.

She's been doing
a lot better lately though.

She's been really good
about being careful
a-about stuff.

Well, good.

Great.
That's-That's great.

Here. Says the guard's
definitely gonna live.

He's all thawed out. Says
they used hair dryers. Huh.

Everything slowed down.
His nervous system,
circulatory system.

-He's still unconscious.
-(whimpering)

-Anya?
-It's such a pain.

The text I wanted--
Giles took it with him.

He has this thing that
owning a book makes it,
like, his property.

What should we do?
Should we call him?

It's like the middle
of last night there.

Maybe it's tomorrow.
Anyone remember
how that works?

It's okay. No one freak.
We'll just do it another way.

I don't think we need to
resort to-- I mean--

Oh. Hey. Cool.

All right,
back to basics.

A little old-fashioned,
state-of-the-art hacker action.

That's great, Wil.
I haven't seen you
do that in a long time.

I-I don't remember
that part.

It's quicker.
It'll just take me a sec
to go through the files.

Okay, internal police report.

A diamond was stolen
from the museum last night.

A big one, on loan
from the British Museum.

They're withholding information
to smoke out the criminals.

Oh, it's pretty.
There's a picture.

Well, is it
a supernatural diamond?

You know, like,
healing powers or--
or good-lucky?

Maybe it's cursed.

Diamonds are excellent
for cursing.

We'll keep checking,
shall we?

Well, you know,
I am kinda beat,

and I bet you
that's tiring, that...
thing you're doing there.

Guys, I'm fine.
What's the deal with--

Oh, for crying out loud!
This is bizarre.

You're all la-la-la
with the magic
and the not talking,

like everything's normal,
when we all know that
Tara up and left you,

and now everyone's scared
to say anything to you.

Except me.

Is this that thing I do
that you were commenting--
(whispers) Uh-huh.

Guys, it's okay.
It's hard...

but, it-it's better this way.

Little things
just started taking over.
Things that didn't matter.

But we saw them differently,
so they got blown out
of proportion.

And this time away will
help us sort through things.

Really. Now, let's
just keep working on this.

I don't want to leave Amy
alone in the house so long.

Amy. Is she--
How is she adjusting?

It's hard to say.

It's a lot to take in.

I keep expecting her
to do, like, ratty stuff.

You know,
licking her hands clean,

shredding newspaper,
leaving little pellets
in the corner.

Let's definitely not
leave her alone in
the house too long.

-I didn't know
it'd be so sparkly.
-And so big.

Yes, gentlemen, it turns out
size is everything.

No offense, man.

It makes colors
with the light.

All right. I think
we've finished the first part.

Now it's time for phase two.
Is the van fired up?
Check.

Hello?
It's called knocking.

Knock knock, robot boy.
You need to look at my chip.

Is that, like, British
slang or something?
'Cause we're not--

In my head.
The chip in my head.

We're kind of in the middle
of something.

Well, you can play holodeck
another time.
Right now, I'm in charge.

Yeah, what are you gonna do
if we don't especially
feel like maybe playing your--

What are-- wait,
what are you doing?

Examine my chip or else Mr. Fett
here is the first to die.

Hey! All-- All right.
Let's not-- Let's not
do anything crazy here.

That's a limited edition,
1979, mint condition Boba Fett.

WARREN:
All right, dude, chill.

You can still make it right.
You know you don't
wanna do this.

What I want
is answers, nimrod.

Right. But you don't want
to hurt the Fett,

because, man, you're not
comin' back from that!

You know, you don't just
do that and walk away.

-That right?
Let's find out.
-One sec-- One second.

Dudes, I think that's Spike.
Of course it is,
and he's evil.

Completely capable
of removing that head.
I'm gonna help him out.

Are you sure we can trust him?
I mean, we all have heads too.

See, we help him,
and he owes us one.

See, we get Spike on our side,
we get info on Buffy.

And maybe-- maybe we can
even find a way to keep her
out of phase two.

-Jonathan's right.
Can we trust him?
-Of course not.

But alliances
aren't about trust.

See, he needs us,
we need him. Well, that's
how these things work.

I think we're ready.
Agreed?
Agreed.

Do what you
need to do.

I think we can
work something out.

I'll take a look at your chip.
It'll be a deal.

We scratch your back,
you scratch--

I'm not scratching
your anything.

You do what I tell you.
That's the deal. Deal?

-Deal.
-Then let's go.

(gasps)
It's okay, it's okay.
It'll be fine.

-Amy?
-Oh, God, you're back!

I thought you said
you wouldn't be gone
that long.

-I wasn't. I mean,
I thought I was--
-Let's go somewhere.

-Don't you want to
go see your dad?
-No. Can't.

Not yet.
Too many questions.

About where you were?

No. About how I got there.

I wish there was a way that
I could make him forget
about the last three years.

Oh, well, hey,
I can help you with that.

Only you might want to
sew your name into your clothes
first or something.

No. I just don't wanna
deal with him right now.

I think
I would be... bored.

-Well--
-Come on. Let's get
outta here.

Well, what do you want to do?

I don't know.
Something fun.

Anything not involving
a big wheel.

Or maybe... you'd rather
sit home all night,

alone,
like in high school.

No. No, you know what?
I can have fun.

Heck, I-I deserve some fun.

-Yeah, you do.
-I can party.

Not like I owe anyone anything.
I am totally free.

So, let's make with the fun.

(beeping)

You're English, right?

Yeah?

I've seen every episode
of Dr. Who.

Not Red Dwar though,
'cause, um--

'Cause it's
not out yet on DVD.

Right. It's
not out yet on... DVD.

-Warren!
-Here I am. Here.

Bloody hell.
Get on with it, then.

Help me out here, Spock.
I don't speak loser.

Okay. Right.
Well, um, your chip
works fine. Yeah.

-There's gotta be
something wrong--
-No, no, listen.

I don't know what
that thing does.
I'd like to.

-Hey.
-But whatever it is,
it works fine.

There's no deterioration
of the signal. It still is
coming through

in a steady pulse,
which it's supposed to.

If you're lying to me--
No. It's all right here.

I mean, it is. It's really
not that hard to figure out
if you just-- What?

You tell anyone
about this--
I won't. I-I promise.

Who would I tell?
I don't even know
what this is about.

It's about the rules
having changed.

Everything's different now.

Nothing wrong with me.
Something wrong with her.

Hello? We're home.

Looks like
no one's here.

Well, I'm sure
they'll be back soon.

Um, I know Willow and Buffy
were meeting up with Xander
to do some research.

Well, then I-I should
probably get back.

Or you can stay
and wait for them.

Then you can get a chance to
catch up with... everyone.

Yeah, I-I don't think
that's such a great idea.

Okay. Your call.

I have the TV
to keep me company
till they get back.

(TV on)

You notice how
it's been getting dark
so much earlier these days?

Ha. Talking cat.

Fine. I'll stay,
but just until
they get back.

And only to make sure
that you are not alone.

This has nothing to do
with... anyone else.

Sure. Cool.
Up to you.

* Low country wars

* Oh, there's a demon

* She's drinkin' and thinkin'
and runnin' away *

I know. Xander engaged.
I couldn't believe it either.

It's just so weird.

So, what's she like?

A thousand-year-old
capitalist ex-demon
with rabbit phobia.

Well, that's so his type.
* I'm losing or am I winning?

* I'm getting caught
in the corners *

* Of her vermilion borders

-Hey.
-Hey.

* She's moving backwards
and forwards *

Hey.

* And she's ugly
when she's insecure *

-* That makes her beautiful
-Well, let's go, then.

We're gonna go dance.
Do you wanna come?

Oh, uh, no. You go.

-I-I'll keep an eye
on our drinks.
-Okay.

I mean, because if
you want something
a little more your style--

I'm sure we can swing that.

No. Really. No.

Hi. Brie.
Willow.

Nice, um, top.

-No. Thanks, but no.
-Are you sure?

-I'm not-- Sh-sh-- I'm still--
-It's cool.

Oh. Uh, sorry.

-MAN:
So, uh, are we gonna go?
-Yes. You're gonna be okay?

Yeah, go. I'm
all kinds of good.

* I'm losing

* Or am I winning?

* I'm getting caught
in the corners *

* Of her vermilion borders

* She's moving backwards
and forwards *

* And she's ugly
when she's inse-- *

No use looking at me
like that.

It's the gullet
for you, mister.

Hey. Sorry. I kind of
got caught up.

No. It's okay.

You know,
if rats could dance,

they probably
wouldn't gnaw so much.

Hey, come on.
We're just
gettin' started.

I think I'm gonna
sit this one out.
MAN: Uh-uh.

You can't just work us up
like that and then just--
Hey!

-I think she said no.
-Well, nobody
asked you, Ellen.

-You wanna dance?
-That's all.

Nice, slow,
relaxing dance.

Gee.
I think I do
feel more relaxed.

XANDER:
Aha! I got it!

Here's our villain
right here.

What?

That's a D&D manual,
sweetie.

No, but it--

-Oh.
-Let's face it.

We're not gonna find this thing
because it doesn't exist.

There's no such thing
as a frost monster
who eats diamonds.

Well, maybe
he doesn't eat them.

You know, maybe he just...
thinks they're pretty.

-We suck.
-We need new brains.

-What's up with Willow?
-Out with Amy, I guess.

Great. Someone to do
more magic with.

But at least she's not
all cooped up and crying.
That's forward momentum.

I know that I don't know
everything that happened
with her and Tara, but it--

Tara thinks Willow is
doing too much magic,
and she's not the only one.

I know. But I think she'll
be fine, you know?

It's-- It's Willow,
she of the level head.

Well, those are the ones you
have to watch out for the most.
Responsible types.

Right. She might
go crazy and start
alphabetizing everything.

I'm serious.
Responsible people
are always so concerned

with being good all the time
that when they finally
get a taste of being bad,

they can't get enough--
It's like all kablooey.

-That's not true.
-Okay, not kablooey.
More like bam!

It's human nature, Buff.

Wil's getting a taste of
something powerful,
way bigger than her.

Yeah, and she was getting
out of control with it
before Tara left,

-and now that she's gone--
-XANDER: It's gotta be seductive
just giving in to it,

going totally wild.

-We need to keep
an eye on her.
-Okay.

Okay. We'll--
we'll keep an eye.

But we can't assume that
everybody's getting seduced.
You know, sometimes--

(phone rings)

-Hello, Magic Box.
-Slayer.

-Spike?
-Meet me at the cemetery.

Twenty minutes.
Come alone.

-Spike?
-(sighs)

Bloody hell.
Yes, it's me.

-You're calling me
on the phone?
-Just be there.

Why, are you
helping again?

You have a lead on
this frost monster thingie?

Something like that, yeah.

Thought you might be up
for a little grunt work.

What? No.
No-No grunting.

I was talking shop, love,
but if you got other
ideas, you, me,

cozy little
tomb with a view--

So, what did
Captain Peroxide want?

Nothing. He just, you know,
wanted to see if I--

I wanted to patrol for
the-the monster.

But I-I told him
that I... would not.

BUFFY: I'm telling you.
I think there's something
about this thing.

I don't know, Buff.
It seems like we've
been through every book.

Yeah, even the ones
that weren't so boring
you wanted to kill yourself.

We have those?
I'm just saying, all the things
that have happened lately--

Okay, the--
the bank robbery,
the jewelry heist.

-Exploding lint.
-Is it me or do these
things seem really--

Lame?

Well, I was gonna go
with unusual, but yeah.

I don't know.
I'll do a quick
patrol tonight,

and after a good night's sleep,
we can solve this tomorrow.

Optimism.
I remember optimism.

-That's because you're
like a thousand.
-Good night, guys.

Night.
Night.

Slayer.

And so my night
is now complete.

You never showed.
Sorry. Little busy
actually doing stuff.

You shouldn't
be so flip, love.

What are you gonna do,
walk behind me to death?

I'm just saying things
might be a little different.

You ought to be careful.
Enough.

Get out of my way.
Or what?

(panting)
Oh, the pain, the pain...

is gone.

Guess what
I just found out.

Looks like I'm not as toothless
as you thought, sweetheart.

How?

Don't you get it?
Don't you see?

You came back wrong.

It's a trick.
You did something to
the chip. It's a trick.

It's no trick.
It's not me. It's you.

Just you, in fact.
That's the funny part.
You're the one that's changed.

That's why
this doesn't hurt me.

Came back a little
less human than you were.

You're wrong.

Then how come
you're so spooked, love?
And why can I--

do that?

You're wrong.

* What is wrong here?

* What is
wrong here? *

* What is wrong with you?

* What is wrong here?

* What is
wrong here? *

* Where is your head?

You know, this music
isn't quite--

* Because I don't wanna be
I don't wanna be alone *

* No, no, no
* I don't wanna go

* I don't wanna
go it alo-o-one *
* Alo-o-one

* Every time
I see you, I can't find
the words to say *

* I just wanna turn
and run away *

* I can't find
the time or place *

* To say what
I need to sa-a-ay *

* I just wanna run away

* I just wanna run

(chuckling)
Oh, poor,
little, lost girl.

She doesn't fit in anywhere.
She's got no one to love.

Me? I'm lost?
Look at you, you idiot.

Poor Spikey.
Can't be a human,
can't be a vampire.

Where the hell
do you fit in?

Your job is
to kill the Slayer,

but all you can do is
follow me around
making moon eyes.

-I'm in love with you.
-You're in love with pain.

Admit it. You like me

because you enjoy
getting beat down.

So really,
who's screwed up?
Hello. Vampire.

I'm supposed to be
treading on the dark side.

What's your excuse?

* I can't find the time
and place *

* To say what
I need to sa-a-ay *

* I just wanna run away

So we've kind of
played this scene.

Yeah.
Return.

* What is wrong with you?

* What is wrong here?

I-- I just keep thinking
there's gotta be someplace,
like, bigger than this.

Besides, it's way too early
to go home yet.

I wasn't planning
on hurting you... much.

You haven't even come
close to hurting me.

Afraid to give me
the chance?

You afraid I'm gonna--

(zipper unzipping)

(grunting)

(inaudible)

Grr! Arrgh!