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[instrumental music]
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- Damn, Dee.
- What?
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What'd you do? Get a La-Z-Boy
to go with your lazy ass?
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No.
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This belongs to the psychiatrist
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who's moving in today.
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- Word?
- Mm-hmm.
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Okay, guys, you can
take that up to the 16th floor
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and then put the box of books
in the reception area.
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Thanks.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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What's going on, light skin?
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I'm Shawn Williams.
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You must be
the new
psychiatrist.
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Yes, I am. I'm Dr. Dawn Cook.
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Oh, a doctor?
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What a
coincidence,
I'm a doctor too.
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I crack backs.
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Oh, you're a chiropractor.
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Nah. I just crack backs.
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Well, you're kind of cute.
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Too bad you suffer from a post
adolescent impulse fixation.
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Oh, you gonna try
and play me..
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So what do you know about her?
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What makes you think
I'd know anything about
her
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I just met her.
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Come on, huggy bear.
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What's the word on the street?
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Well, she's a
workaholic,
she's divorced.
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Currently has no
children
or boyfriend.
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I can handle that.
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And her newest patient is a man
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who's an exhibitionist.
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How you know?
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He showed me his exhibition.
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- Whatcha doing, peoples?
- Hey!
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- Yo, what's up, baby boy?
- What's up, Shawn?
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- Yo, kid, what's going on?
- Chilling, B.
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- Ay, man.
- Yo! What's up?
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You just missed
the finest girl,
yo.
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- Oh, word?
- This girl was banging, yo.
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She's marriage material.
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Sexy, cute, smart
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and professional.
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Word?
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You wanna marry a prostitute?
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Yo, what's up? Can I get
a family discount or what?
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Not that kind of professional.
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Oh, well, whoever you seen
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ain't messing with the chick
I seen this morning.
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- Son, this broad wasbanging.
- She's a dime?
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Oh, my God, and booty for days.
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- This wentra-pow!
- Really?
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Oh, my God! Uh, Shawn,
I'mma kick it to her.
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Okay, well, that's dope.
Then maybe we could double date.
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You know, we'll go Dutch.
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Dutch?
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Shawn, now there
a whole lot of nice
restaurants
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right here in New York City.
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Why we gotta go
to another state?
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Oh, snap.
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(Shawn and Marlon)
There goes my girl right now.
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[theme song]
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♪ We're brothers ♪
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♪ We're happy and we're singing
and we're colored ♪
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♪ Give me a high five ♪♪
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(male #1)
'Alright, cut and print.'
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'Beautiful, guys. Dynamite.'
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[theme music]
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Now, you know, Marlon, uh,
the girl that you like
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looks an awful lot
like the girl that I like.
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I know, isn't that great?
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We like twins!
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Man, I hope I got the evil one.
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You know they freaks, right?
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- Marlon.
- Yeah?
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We both like the same girl.
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I just want to let you know
that you don't stand a chance
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this lady, she's a psychiatrist.
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She can throw her voice?
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Not a ventriloquist.
A psychiatrist.
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Oh, you mean, like,
Sigmund Freud.
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The Austrian, 19th century,
father of, uh, psychotherapy.
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Wow. I'm impressed, kid.
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I guess eight years
of "Sesame Street" paid off.
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Now, boys, you never let a woman
come between you.
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No, come on, pop, we'd never
let
nothing like that happen.
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Well, you say that now,
but my friend Ezekiel and I
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fought over the same woman
for many, many years.
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And to date I curse his name.
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Why? Because he won?
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No, because I won.
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That's how I got
stuck with your mama.
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Now...do you get the message?
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Yeah, the message
is stop hanging out
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with brothers named Ezekiel.
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Ay, Marlon, look, I just
want to let you know, kid
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out of love, if I was you
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I wouldn't go up
against
your big brother.
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Man, you crazy.
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Once she gets a taste,
she'll forget all about you.
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Once she gets a taste
of some of that good
lovin'
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that I gots to give her
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forget today.
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I could smash it
and face the fire.
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Yeah, that'll last
about two minutes.
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Two minutes?
I ain't doing it twice.
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Oh, there goes
baby girl right
now.
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- I'mma go kick it to her.
- Oh, look, Marlon!
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- The Ninja Turtles!
- Oh, wow! Cowabunga, dude.
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- Hey, they ain't in here!
- No!
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- Get on..
- Get your..
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(Marlon)
Get off! Get off! Get off!
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(Shawn)
'Get your behind in there.
Stop it!'
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(Marlon)
'No! No! Aah!'
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[Marlon screaming]
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Have fun on the 15th floor!
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Hey, light skin.
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Look, I just want
to let you know..
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Look, I'm sorry. Let's,
let's
start over again, okay?
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I apologize for the way
I acted earlier today.
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Well, I guess everybody
deserves a second chance.
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You know, I was
thinking
about getting a
therapist.
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Really? Why?
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'Cause I have this
fear
that you're gonna
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walk into the elevator
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and out of my life forever.
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[chuckles]
Well, I did take a oath
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to help people
overcome their fears.
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So, um..
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- Here's my card.
- Thank you kindly.
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So we gonna hook up
this weekend, right?
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You know,
I-I'd really
like to.
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I mean, you're very sweet
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but I just have so many patients
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I just don't have the time.
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Come on, girl.
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You know
more than anybody that
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being overworked
could lead to a lot of stress.
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Now, let me
take you out for a bite.
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If my jaw don't hurt,
then we'll go out to eat.
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[chuckles]
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Okay, okay.
You got me. You got
me.
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I do have one day free.
How about Friday at 1?
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Friday at 1 it is.
Alright.
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I'mma take you tole metro.
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Oh, that sounds fancy.
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Nah, that's just French
for Subway.
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[chuckles]
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You can get
any sandwich you want
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I got a coupon, girl.
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- See you later.
- Alright, I'll see you
later.
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[elevator dings]
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You know what?
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You suffer from post adolescent
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impulse fixation syndrome.
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You need help, brother.
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Actually I got all
the help I need right here,
bro.
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See, while you was
on the elevator
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I got a date
with that psychiatrist.
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I don't care,
I'mma ask her out
too.
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- You can't. You ca..
- Come on, man.
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- Why not?
- No, you can't.
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See, I got her last free day.
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Friday at 1 o'clock.
Ah-ha-haa!
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Now, if you'll excuse me
I gotta get home
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and flip my mattress
over to the good side.
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Man, Dee.
What's with that one free day?
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Well, well, it's no
secret
she's a workaholic.
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See, that's why
I mess with chicks on welfare.
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They always got time to chill.
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Yeah, well, she's the kind
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that puts her work
ahead of
everything.
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Just like me.
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Oh, listen, if you need
me,
I'll be in the lounge.
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Gotta rock this machine.
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Bag of Cheetos about to fall.
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She's a workaholic,
huh, Dee?
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- 'Yeah.'
- Okay.
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Got it.
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Hello, hi, yes.
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Uh, I'd like
to speak to Dr. Cook.
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Oh, she's not there?
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[sobbing]
Well, can you tell her
it's an emergency?
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Yes, my name
is Marlon Williams and..
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...I need to make
an appointment..
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Oh, God! Excuse me.
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[sobbing]
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Nervous breakdown, I'm sorry.
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I need to make an appointment
for Friday around 1 o'clock.
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Why 1?
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Uh, because I'm gonna
kill myself at 2.
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Hi, I'm Shawn Williams
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and I have an appointment
with Dr. Cook.
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Dr. Cook? Yes, there's a
Mr. Williams here to see you.
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Great.
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You can't be
that damn happy all the time.
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Oh, Shawn. I'm sorry.
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I'm gonna have to cancel
our lunch. I have a patient.
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As, as a matter of fact when
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my assistant told me
that you were here
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I thought it was..
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...my patient.
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- What?
- You have the same last name.
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But anyway,
I-I'll reschedule, I promise.
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- See you later.
- Alright.
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Marlon Williams.
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Uh-huh.
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A-a-ah.
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Pretty good, little brother.
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But you ain't no match
for your big bro.
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Now where are those
psycho folders at?
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Okay.
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"Robert Downey Jr.
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Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopez."
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Ah, and "Martin Lawrence."
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Well, here we go.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Now, we'll see
who gets the last laugh.
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Okay, enough about
your horrible
brother.
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Now...just calm yourself.
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I'm gonna show you
a few ink blots
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and you're gonna tell me
what you see, okay?
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I see me and you..
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...making love.
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Wait until
I show you one, Marlon.
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Okay.
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I see me and you
making love at Jiffy Lube.
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Marlon, can you try to think
of something else
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besides you and me making love?
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Alright.
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I see you and Halle Berry
making love..
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...at Jiffy Lube.
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And that's me over there
in the corner.
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Video taping the whole thing
with a camcorder.
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Look, if you really want help
you're gonna have to be
serious.
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Now when you called, you said
it was urgent, but you don't
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seem like you're in
any real danger to
me.
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- So if you'll excuse--
- No, no, no.
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You don't understand.
I am in danger.
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[sobbing]
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You just don't understand.
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Doctor, it's,
it's just all depressed
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in the subconscious
of my medulla jasakata.
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Marlon, I think you're
trying
to put one over on me.
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[whispering]
You just don't know, doctor.
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It's not my fault.
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- Well, who's fault is it?
- I don't know, doctor.
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It's just sometime I feel like..
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...I feel like
two different people.
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Marlon, have you ever
heard of a condition
253
00:10:20,283 --> 00:10:24,163
where people have
different personalities?
254
00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:27,496
Um, what do you mean?
255
00:10:27,830 --> 00:10:29,320
Let me put it this way.
256
00:10:29,350 --> 00:10:33,150
Have you ever felt like you've
had someone else inside of you?
257
00:10:33,183 --> 00:10:35,153
Why? What have you heard?
258
00:10:35,183 --> 00:10:38,253
He is lyin'.
Yo, we was play fightin'.
259
00:10:38,283 --> 00:10:41,163
It was all in fun, yo.
260
00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:44,230
I'm, uh, I'm talking
about Leroy.
261
00:10:44,266 --> 00:10:46,276
Can you contact Leroy for me?
262
00:10:46,316 --> 00:10:50,656
I don't know,
you got his pager number?
263
00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:51,350
I mean, Leroy..
264
00:10:51,383 --> 00:10:54,283
...that other person
that comes out sometimes.
265
00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:59,000
Oh, Leroy.
266
00:11:00,150 --> 00:11:04,150
You don't wanna contact Leroy.
No, you can't.
267
00:11:04,183 --> 00:11:06,353
[sobbing]
Please, not Leroy.
268
00:11:06,383 --> 00:11:09,333
Leroy is so evil.
269
00:11:09,660 --> 00:11:12,280
[imitating Leroy]
Who you callin' evil,
you jive sucker.
270
00:11:12,316 --> 00:11:15,326
No, Leroy.
No, Leroy, stop.
271
00:11:15,660 --> 00:11:16,150
Leroy is from the '70s.
272
00:11:16,183 --> 00:11:18,153
Leroy, please.
273
00:11:18,183 --> 00:11:20,133
I wasn't talkin' about you, man.
274
00:11:20,166 --> 00:11:22,196
I was just talkin'
to the doctor, that's all.
275
00:11:22,233 --> 00:11:26,003
[imitating Leroy]
I know who you is talking to,
you jive-turkey-sucker fool.
276
00:11:26,330 --> 00:11:27,370
Now come here,
I'm about to release
277
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,250
a whole can of ass-whoopin'
on you.
278
00:11:30,283 --> 00:11:32,373
No, Leroy, please.
279
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,270
Please, Leroy, I'm sorry.
280
00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:36,000
I'm sorry, forgive me.
281
00:11:36,330 --> 00:11:37,330
[imitating Leroy]
Ain't no sorry.
282
00:11:37,660 --> 00:11:38,130
I'm about to tear your ass up.
283
00:11:38,166 --> 00:11:40,366
No, Leroy. Please, Leroy,no!
284
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,350
Leroy! Leroy!
285
00:11:42,383 --> 00:11:44,133
'Help me, doctor. Ooh-ha!'
286
00:11:44,166 --> 00:11:45,326
Help me, doctor, help me.
287
00:11:45,366 --> 00:11:47,116
Help me, doctor!
288
00:11:47,150 --> 00:11:51,370
Oh, oh, doctor, help me.
Help me, please.
289
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,120
[grunts]
290
00:11:53,150 --> 00:11:56,830
Down, turkey.
Oh, you goin' down..
291
00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:58,326
Oh, no.
Help me, help me.
292
00:11:58,366 --> 00:12:01,826
Doctor.. Doctor, please.
293
00:12:01,116 --> 00:12:04,156
Please, doctor..
294
00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:05,250
[imitating Leroy]
I told you
I'd catch up with you.
295
00:12:05,283 --> 00:12:07,153
Now, I'mma smack you
like one of my hoes.
296
00:12:07,183 --> 00:12:09,153
Come here, come here.
297
00:12:09,183 --> 00:12:11,203
[grunting]
298
00:12:11,233 --> 00:12:13,383
[choking]
Doctor, help me. Help me.
299
00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:17,000
Pull him by his afro
Pull him by his afro.
300
00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:22,160
No, just hold me.
301
00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:23,120
Listen, if you hold me
302
00:12:23,150 --> 00:12:24,320
Le-Leroy can't get to me.
303
00:12:24,350 --> 00:12:27,320
He's, he's scared of,
he's scared of your
booty.
304
00:12:27,350 --> 00:12:29,170
He's allergic to it.
305
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,270
- Okay, just, just calm down.
- Okay.
306
00:12:31,300 --> 00:12:34,220
Calm down, just, just,
just, sit right here.
307
00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:35,320
- Both of you.
- Okay.
308
00:12:35,350 --> 00:12:37,330
- Just, just calm down.
- Yes, ma'am.
309
00:12:37,366 --> 00:12:40,376
Now, now, you think
maybe you might like
310
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,350
t-to go away with me
this weekend
311
00:12:43,383 --> 00:12:45,373
and spend some time?
312
00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:50,126
Yes.
313
00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:51,316
Okay, great, great.
314
00:12:51,350 --> 00:12:54,280
Well, listen, I'm gonna go
into the other office
315
00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:55,996
and I'm gonna make
the arrangements.
316
00:12:56,330 --> 00:12:58,000
- Now, you wait right here.
- Okay.
317
00:12:58,330 --> 00:13:01,380
You...and.. Both of you.
318
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:06,130
Ah-ha-ah!
319
00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:09,246
We did it. We did it, Leeroy.
320
00:13:09,283 --> 00:13:12,203
[imitating Leroy]
I said the name's Leroy.
321
00:13:12,233 --> 00:13:14,233
[instrumental music]
322
00:13:17,116 --> 00:13:19,226
Okay, Marlon, Leroy.
323
00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:20,316
Everything's set
for the weekend
324
00:13:20,350 --> 00:13:22,220
no-no-now
you're gonna go first
325
00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:24,350
and then I'll join you
a little later.
326
00:13:24,383 --> 00:13:26,123
Okay.
327
00:13:26,150 --> 00:13:27,280
[chuckles]
328
00:13:27,316 --> 00:13:30,196
So, uh, where we goin', girl?
329
00:13:30,233 --> 00:13:33,303
Oh, oh, it's a very serene
relaxing environment.
330
00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:36,333
- Oh, yeah.
- It's called Cappy Acres.
331
00:13:36,366 --> 00:13:38,366
Cappy Acres? That's a nuthouse.
332
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,200
You're tryin' to send me
to some nuthouse?
333
00:13:40,233 --> 00:13:43,103
[shouting]
Do I look crazy to you, huh?
Do I look crazy?
334
00:13:43,133 --> 00:13:45,283
You're tryin' to send me
to the nuthouse? Come here.
335
00:13:45,316 --> 00:13:47,146
We don't like
to call it a nuthouse.
336
00:13:47,183 --> 00:13:50,353
We-we prefer to call it a-a
therapeutic relaxing retreat.
337
00:13:50,383 --> 00:13:53,223
Oh, really?
That's a damn nuthouse.
338
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,250
I ain't goin'
to a nuthouse, aight?
339
00:13:55,283 --> 00:13:57,663
It's for your own good, Marlon.
340
00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:58,130
Wait, hold on.
341
00:13:58,166 --> 00:14:00,116
Look, I just,
I just made it all..
342
00:14:00,150 --> 00:14:02,180
I'm not crazy,
I just made all this up
343
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:05,166
just so I could get in your
panties, does that sound
crazy?
344
00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,370
Actually yes. Take him away.
345
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,200
Wait, hold on..
346
00:14:13,133 --> 00:14:14,303
(Dawn)Shawn, I was wondering,would you like
347
00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:15,353
to go to dinnerwith me tonight?
348
00:14:15,383 --> 00:14:17,373
Oh, you changed your mind, huh?
349
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,000
Well, normally I would go home
and look through my files, but
350
00:14:21,330 --> 00:14:23,130
but I need somethin'
to get my mind off my day.
351
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:27,326
I mean, that-that patient
that I canceled our lunch for
352
00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:29,130
turned out to be
a very disturbed case.
353
00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:32,166
Huh. Yeah, tell me about it.
354
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:35,250
Yeah, come over here
and tell me all about it,
girl.
355
00:14:35,283 --> 00:14:37,503
Well, I can't go into specifics
356
00:14:37,830 --> 00:14:38,320
but that poor
young man's brother..
357
00:14:38,350 --> 00:14:41,250
I mean, he's the lowest form
of life imaginable.
358
00:14:41,283 --> 00:14:44,273
Oh, he told you it was
his brother's fault?
Really?
359
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:47,830
- Well, maybe he's
exaggerating.
- Oh, no, I don't think so.
360
00:14:47,116 --> 00:14:48,266
That kind of abuse
is very common
361
00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:51,160
when an older brother
feels emasculated.
362
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:52,380
- Emasculated?
- Mm-hmm.
363
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,200
Turns out the older brother
had his privates mangled
364
00:14:55,233 --> 00:14:58,203
in a freak vacuuming accident.
365
00:14:58,233 --> 00:14:59,383
Oh.
366
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,230
Aight, aight,
that's what he told you?
367
00:15:02,266 --> 00:15:05,496
Mm-hmm, but you know
those kinds of accidents happen
368
00:15:05,830 --> 00:15:08,160
when you're suppressing
homosexual tendencies.
369
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:09,250
Hey, hey, no, hey..
370
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:13,153
Well, that young man's very
lucky that I had him
committed.
371
00:15:13,183 --> 00:15:15,833
Committed?
372
00:15:15,116 --> 00:15:17,496
You mean, like in a hospital?
373
00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:18,330
Oh, yeah, but it's only
for observation.
374
00:15:18,366 --> 00:15:21,656
They can only keep him
for 72 hours.
375
00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:23,330
[laughs]
Alright!
376
00:15:23,366 --> 00:15:25,266
Oh, alright.
377
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:28,160
Hope that little brother's
gonna be aight.
378
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,150
Well, so, we'll call it a date?
379
00:15:30,183 --> 00:15:31,303
It's a date.
380
00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:33,183
Okay, hey, look,
instead of goin' to
dinner
381
00:15:33,216 --> 00:15:34,326
why don't you
just
come to my crib?
382
00:15:34,366 --> 00:15:36,116
I hear that
my little brother's gonna
be
383
00:15:36,150 --> 00:15:37,300
outta town for the weekend.
384
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:40,273
- Okay.
- Alright.
385
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:43,100
[instrumental music]
386
00:15:43,133 --> 00:15:46,383
You know, Dawn, um, something's
been on my mind all day long.
387
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:50,330
Um, now, you know that guy
who you had committed
388
00:15:50,660 --> 00:15:51,370
the brother
you had committed today
389
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,660
is he gonna be aight?
390
00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:54,280
Well, it depends
on his condition.
391
00:15:54,316 --> 00:15:56,326
I mean, they may treat him
with electric shock
392
00:15:56,366 --> 00:16:00,366
or sedation
or maybe even a lobotomy.
393
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,350
A lobotomy?
Ain't that a Spanish dance?
394
00:16:03,383 --> 00:16:05,223
Shawn, that's the lambada.
395
00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:06,350
Oh, oh, right, right, right.
396
00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:09,003
But I don't wanna
talk
about work.
397
00:16:09,330 --> 00:16:10,280
Okay.
398
00:16:10,316 --> 00:16:13,266
Well, then, let's have
a little toast.
399
00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:16,280
Here's a beautiful toast
to a beautiful woman
400
00:16:16,316 --> 00:16:19,216
on a beautiful night.
401
00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:21,250
What, no wine for me?
402
00:16:21,283 --> 00:16:25,133
Can I get a little,bro?
403
00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:29,656
I ought to spit in your face.
404
00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:31,320
Oh! What?
405
00:16:31,350 --> 00:16:34,130
I didn't say anything.
406
00:16:34,166 --> 00:16:37,176
It's getting a little
chilly
in here, Shawn.
407
00:16:37,216 --> 00:16:39,176
Oh, well, girl, huh
408
00:16:39,216 --> 00:16:41,316
I know exactly
how to warm you up.
409
00:16:41,350 --> 00:16:43,330
[chuckles]
410
00:16:43,660 --> 00:16:46,000
I meant, uh,
could I have a
sweater?
411
00:16:46,330 --> 00:16:48,180
Oh, you're gonna
play hard to get, right?
412
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:51,196
Aight, aight.
I'll get you yoursweater.
413
00:16:54,116 --> 00:16:56,226
[intense music]
414
00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:59,096
Why don't you give
her
this jacket, Shawn?
415
00:16:59,133 --> 00:17:03,003
With some fava beans
and a nice chianti.
416
00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:06,130
[screaming]
417
00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:22,333
Here you go, girl.
418
00:17:22,660 --> 00:17:24,160
Thank you.
419
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:25,370
Ah.
420
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,120
Now where were we?
421
00:17:27,150 --> 00:17:30,200
Oh, yeah, I think
we was right about here.
422
00:17:30,233 --> 00:17:33,323
Oh, I see,
first you take my girl
423
00:17:33,350 --> 00:17:36,220
now you wanna take my jacket.
424
00:17:39,133 --> 00:17:42,163
- What's wrong?
- I don't know.
425
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,380
There must be aspartame
inside that wine or
somethin'.
426
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,320
I.. I'm havin' hot flashes.
427
00:17:46,350 --> 00:17:48,250
I-I'll, I'll be right back.
428
00:17:48,283 --> 00:17:50,323
I-I gotta rinse my face off.
429
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:55,160
Help me, bro-o-o!
430
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,250
[electricity crackling]
431
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,196
Hey, Shawn,
who's this picture of?
432
00:18:05,233 --> 00:18:07,133
Uh, that's just me
and my little brother.
433
00:18:07,166 --> 00:18:10,326
Oh, he's so cute.
434
00:18:11,350 --> 00:18:15,150
Hear that, Shawn?
She thinks I'm cute.
435
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:18,180
Stop it!
436
00:18:18,216 --> 00:18:21,126
Is there a problem
between you two?
437
00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:23,346
Nah, ain't, ain't no
problems.
We cool.
438
00:18:23,383 --> 00:18:25,353
Well, it seems like
you have some issues.
439
00:18:25,383 --> 00:18:28,303
- Do you wanna talk about it?
- I said we're cool, alright?
440
00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:31,333
We ain't got no problem.
Me and my brother's tight.
441
00:18:31,366 --> 00:18:35,216
[sobbing]
It-it was the time when
442
00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:37,220
that little league
baseball team was comin'
443
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:40,270
after me and my little
brother
and we were running away
444
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:43,380
and he fell down
and I kept runnin'
445
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:46,170
like a punk.
446
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,150
And then all I could hear
447
00:18:48,183 --> 00:18:52,333
was the pounding of baseball
bats hitting his flesh.
448
00:18:52,660 --> 00:18:54,000
[sobbing]
449
00:18:54,330 --> 00:18:56,330
Oh, Shawn, it's only natural
to wanna protect yourself.
450
00:18:56,366 --> 00:18:58,216
Especially when
you're just a child.
451
00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:00,350
Yeah, but it just
happened last week.
452
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,100
You probably..
453
00:19:07,133 --> 00:19:09,133
You probably don't wanna
see me anymore
454
00:19:09,166 --> 00:19:12,226
because I sat here cryin'
like a little biatch.
455
00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:18,373
Actually I find sensitive men
very attractive.
456
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,830
You do?
457
00:19:28,183 --> 00:19:32,163
- I can't do this.
- Why not?
458
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:35,830
You know that little guy you
had
put in the hospital today?
459
00:19:35,116 --> 00:19:36,826
Yeah.
460
00:19:36,116 --> 00:19:38,156
That was my little brother.
461
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:39,350
Wait a second,
you're the brother
462
00:19:39,383 --> 00:19:41,163
with the mangled privates?
463
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:43,170
Yeah, I mean, no. Look..
464
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,100
We were both tryin'
to get at you
465
00:19:45,133 --> 00:19:47,353
and so my little brother
pretended to be a mental
patient
466
00:19:47,383 --> 00:19:49,283
so that you wouldn't go
to lunch with me.
467
00:19:49,316 --> 00:19:50,366
Oh, I see.
468
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,830
So in retaliation
for what he did to me
469
00:19:53,116 --> 00:19:56,116
I switched around his files
with some nutcase's.
470
00:19:56,150 --> 00:19:57,150
Shawn, how could you do this?
471
00:19:57,183 --> 00:19:58,223
I mean, you're in here
472
00:19:58,250 --> 00:19:59,380
tryin' to make
some crappy lasagna
473
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:02,330
and get some
while your brothers locked
away.
474
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:05,230
I thought the lasagna
came out aight.
475
00:20:05,266 --> 00:20:07,226
I gotta go
get my little brother.
476
00:20:07,266 --> 00:20:10,096
[instrumental music]
477
00:20:10,133 --> 00:20:11,183
(Shawn)Where are they keepin'Marlon?
478
00:20:11,216 --> 00:20:12,246
I don't know, but to get him out
479
00:20:12,283 --> 00:20:13,383
we have to follow
proper procedure.
480
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:15,130
Forget that.
481
00:20:15,166 --> 00:20:18,116
[Marlon grunting]
482
00:20:20,830 --> 00:20:21,170
Oh, my God, that's Marlon.
483
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,180
[machine whirring]
484
00:20:23,216 --> 00:20:26,266
Oh, no, they're giving him
electric shock treatment.
485
00:20:28,283 --> 00:20:31,123
- Marlon, are you okay?
- Hey, what's up, Shawn?
486
00:20:31,150 --> 00:20:33,200
- Whatcha doin' here?
- I'm here to get you.
487
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,173
(Marlon)
'Uh, well,
can you wait two minutes?'
488
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,150
She's just
about
to work the
front.
489
00:20:37,183 --> 00:20:39,123
Okay, put that down.
490
00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:40,320
I want you to start
from the nipples
491
00:20:40,350 --> 00:20:43,170
and work your way all down.
492
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,330
Whoo!
493
00:20:44,366 --> 00:20:47,496
Nurse, this doesn't look
like proper procedure.
494
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:50,500
Shh! Shh! Shh! She's not
a nurse, she's a patient.
495
00:20:50,830 --> 00:20:51,370
She thinks
she's a Cambodian refugee
496
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,330
workin' in a massage parlor.
497
00:20:54,660 --> 00:20:55,280
And how is this
supposed
to help her?
498
00:20:55,316 --> 00:20:59,226
I don't know
but it sure do feel good to
me.
499
00:20:59,266 --> 00:21:02,146
[speaking in foreign language]
500
00:21:02,183 --> 00:21:04,103
Let me take you back
to your room.
501
00:21:04,133 --> 00:21:07,123
Wait, hold on.
Don't take One Dumb Hoe from
me.
502
00:21:08,366 --> 00:21:11,176
Why are you talkin' to her
like that? She's not even
Asian.
503
00:21:11,216 --> 00:21:15,656
Hey, she's Caucasian,
that's the same thing.
504
00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:16,130
- Anyway..
- What's up?
505
00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:17,326
I just came here
to apologize.
506
00:21:17,366 --> 00:21:20,156
I'm sorry I switched your
files
up and had you committed.
507
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:23,000
Hey, I'm, I'm
sorry
I told that girl
508
00:21:23,330 --> 00:21:24,150
about your mangled privates.
509
00:21:24,183 --> 00:21:26,333
I know how sensitive
you are about those.
510
00:21:26,366 --> 00:21:29,266
It's okay, baby.
It's okay, baby.
511
00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:31,100
That's not funny, man.
512
00:21:31,133 --> 00:21:33,373
I'm serious, but what happened
was I started feelin' guilty
513
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,220
'cause you was in here
so I had to come get you.
514
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:38,830
So you stopped slobbin'
Dawn down to come save me?
515
00:21:38,116 --> 00:21:39,826
Yeah.
516
00:21:39,116 --> 00:21:40,266
Well, obviously you suffering
517
00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:44,180
from acute
negro-is-you-out
your-damn-mind-itis.
518
00:21:44,216 --> 00:21:47,116
Anyway, you think at our age
we'd stop trippin' over women?
519
00:21:47,150 --> 00:21:50,280
Yeah. Hey, from now on,
let's make a pact.
520
00:21:50,316 --> 00:21:52,166
We'll never let another woman
come between us.
521
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,350
- That's right.
- Aight?
522
00:21:53,383 --> 00:21:54,373
Unless it's amenage e trois.
523
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000
Hey or a threesome.
524
00:22:00,150 --> 00:22:01,220
Help me, bro-o-o!
525
00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:03,200
[electricity crackling]
526
00:22:09,150 --> 00:22:11,170
Hey, Shawn,
who's this picture of?
527
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,220
Oh, that's just me
and my little brother.
528
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:15,330
Oh, he is so cute.
529
00:22:19,830 --> 00:22:23,170
Hear that, Shawn?
She thinks I'm cute.
530
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:24,320
(Shawn)
'Stop it!'
531
00:22:24,350 --> 00:22:26,250
(Shawn)Look up, Marlon, say cheese.
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