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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,266 --> 00:00:02,276 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:08,100 --> 00:00:10,330 Oh, snap, Janet Jackson! 3 00:00:10,366 --> 00:00:13,826 Oh, you just Janet from 125th street. 4 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:17,320 Hey, yo, Marlon, man. I am pumped, kid. Yo, man. 5 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:20,330 I can't believe my baby brother was a presenter 6 00:00:20,660 --> 00:00:22,350 on the African-American Nubian-Negro 7 00:00:22,383 --> 00:00:25,183 Colored Black People Award Show. 8 00:00:25,216 --> 00:00:27,366 Kid, it was so nice to see Rick James get that 9 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,370 Marion Berry lifetime achievement award. 10 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,830 Yeah. 11 00:00:31,116 --> 00:00:32,116 I guess. 12 00:00:32,150 --> 00:00:33,320 What do you mean, you guess? 13 00:00:33,350 --> 00:00:35,000 Marlon, ever since you got 14 00:00:35,330 --> 00:00:36,330 on this sitcom, you've been blowing up. 15 00:00:36,366 --> 00:00:38,126 The perks keep getting better and better. 16 00:00:38,166 --> 00:00:39,226 We rode in a limo 17 00:00:39,266 --> 00:00:42,826 with Def Jeff and Cheryl Pepsii Riley. 18 00:00:43,350 --> 00:00:45,120 I know, but, Shawn, look. 19 00:00:45,150 --> 00:00:46,380 All these people are here signing autographs 20 00:00:47,160 --> 00:00:48,500 nobody's is askin' me for my autograph. 21 00:00:48,830 --> 00:00:49,120 I don't have no fans. 22 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:51,250 Marlon, y-your biggest fan is right here. 23 00:00:51,283 --> 00:00:52,383 - Where, where he at? - Marlon.. 24 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:54,660 Hey, what's up , baby? You want my autograph? 25 00:00:54,100 --> 00:00:56,230 - Hey. Come on. - What happened? 26 00:00:56,266 --> 00:00:59,156 Me, I'm your biggest fan. 27 00:00:59,500 --> 00:01:01,330 - Oh, you. - Sign my autograph, kid. 28 00:01:01,660 --> 00:01:02,170 Come on, hook a brother up. 29 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:04,830 - Alright. - Sign my autograph. 30 00:01:04,116 --> 00:01:06,496 That's sweet of you. 31 00:01:06,830 --> 00:01:07,130 Alright. 32 00:01:08,116 --> 00:01:10,996 To my brother Shawn 33 00:01:11,330 --> 00:01:12,230 my number one fan 34 00:01:12,266 --> 00:01:13,316 - Oh, snap, J. J. Fad! - I love you, boy. 35 00:01:13,350 --> 00:01:15,200 [blabbing] 36 00:01:17,333 --> 00:01:19,103 - Marlon! - Help me. 37 00:01:19,133 --> 00:01:21,253 Give me your pen! Thanks. 38 00:01:21,283 --> 00:01:23,323 [theme music] 39 00:01:24,383 --> 00:01:26,233 ♪ We're brothers ♪ 40 00:01:26,266 --> 00:01:29,166 ♪ We're happy and we're singing and we're colored ♪ 41 00:01:31,830 --> 00:01:33,100 ♪ Gimme a high five ♪ 42 00:01:33,133 --> 00:01:35,303 (male #1) 'Alright. Cut and print. Beautiful, guys.' 43 00:01:35,333 --> 00:01:37,503 'Dynamite.' 44 00:01:37,830 --> 00:01:39,160 [theme music] 45 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,200 [upbeat music] 46 00:02:07,660 --> 00:02:09,100 Shawn, how did you get the editor 47 00:02:09,133 --> 00:02:10,373 from "Ghetto Jive" magazine 48 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,380 to put a article in there about Marlon? 49 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:15,830 You must've pulled a lot of strings. 50 00:02:15,116 --> 00:02:16,216 Pop, the name of the magazine 51 00:02:16,250 --> 00:02:18,150 is called "Ghetto Jive", okay? 52 00:02:18,183 --> 00:02:20,223 Last week, they had an article about "How to take the boot 53 00:02:20,250 --> 00:02:22,500 off your car with a spam key." 54 00:02:22,830 --> 00:02:24,130 [laughs] 55 00:02:24,166 --> 00:02:25,316 - 'Come on, man.' - What's the deal, yo? 56 00:02:25,350 --> 00:02:27,280 - What's up, big-time? - Chillin', papo. 57 00:02:27,316 --> 00:02:29,656 (Pops) 'Hey, son, how're you doing?' 58 00:02:29,100 --> 00:02:31,150 - What's up, man? - Yo, man, do me a favor. 59 00:02:31,183 --> 00:02:32,223 Go s-stack this on pile 60 00:02:32,250 --> 00:02:34,830 of "Ghetto Jive" magazines on the shelf. 61 00:02:34,116 --> 00:02:36,366 Yes, sir, Mr. Shawn. Ha ha. 62 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,370 You see anything interesting on the cover, son? 63 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,200 Oh, yeah. 64 00:02:41,233 --> 00:02:44,183 They're gonna put ODB on a two-dollar full stamp! 65 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,380 [chuckles] 66 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:49,220 - Oh, Shawn, look at.. - What? 67 00:02:49,250 --> 00:02:51,100 - There's a article about me! - Right, yeah. 68 00:02:51,133 --> 00:02:53,283 Check this out, pop. Look it here. 69 00:02:53,316 --> 00:02:55,656 Hey, I felt bad for you the other day 70 00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:56,250 so I pulled some strings. 71 00:02:56,283 --> 00:02:58,303 Yep, and it paid off till they got you in a great location 72 00:02:58,333 --> 00:02:59,333 right next to, look 73 00:02:59,366 --> 00:03:02,346 "The Giant Booty of the week." 74 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:06,000 And she is fine too. 75 00:03:06,330 --> 00:03:08,500 Look, you can barely see the knife wound. 76 00:03:09,216 --> 00:03:11,166 Yeah, but should she be drinking that 40 ounce 77 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:14,330 while she's pregnant? 78 00:03:14,660 --> 00:03:17,330 Yo, I put a lot of good things in this magazine about you. 79 00:03:17,660 --> 00:03:19,000 Marlon, I didn't know 80 00:03:19,330 --> 00:03:20,380 you were a bed-wetter. 81 00:03:23,266 --> 00:03:24,346 Kid, why are you tryin' to play me, Shawn? 82 00:03:24,383 --> 00:03:26,173 You know I stopped doing that two years ago. 83 00:03:27,333 --> 00:03:29,223 Don't worry about it, man. 84 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:31,330 Maybe you can sign some rubber sheets for Planet Hollywood. 85 00:03:33,100 --> 00:03:34,370 You can clear it all up, son, when the people 86 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,150 write into your fan-club. 87 00:03:37,183 --> 00:03:39,333 - I got a fan-club, pop? - That's right, kid. 88 00:03:39,366 --> 00:03:41,316 And I set you up with some personal appearances 89 00:03:41,350 --> 00:03:44,200 and pop got you a webpage on the internet, now what? 90 00:03:44,233 --> 00:03:46,273 And I got some great ideas for your webpage. 91 00:03:46,300 --> 00:03:50,100 Pops, I didn't know you knew anything about the internet. 92 00:03:50,133 --> 00:03:52,383 Oh, Dee, I've had a website for over a year. 93 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:54,660 Yes, I have. 94 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:56,660 I use it to sell chili recipes, poems 95 00:03:56,100 --> 00:03:59,660 and every Wednesday, I have a live sex show. 96 00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:00,300 Oh, please.. 97 00:04:01,283 --> 00:04:03,833 My God, come to think of it 98 00:04:03,116 --> 00:04:05,156 I got to hurry up, show time is in an hour. 99 00:04:06,150 --> 00:04:09,000 [instrumental music] 100 00:04:12,166 --> 00:04:14,096 - What's the deal, papo? - What's up, baby boy? 101 00:04:14,133 --> 00:04:15,303 You got some mail on the table. 102 00:04:15,333 --> 00:04:16,383 Oh, thank you. 103 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:20,000 All this is for me? Oh, my God! 104 00:04:20,330 --> 00:04:22,000 Shawn, look in here, the girls are sending me 105 00:04:22,330 --> 00:04:24,330 their panty drawers, brother. 106 00:04:25,300 --> 00:04:28,250 - That's my laundry, stupid. - Ew! 107 00:04:28,283 --> 00:04:30,223 Here's your fan-mail. 108 00:04:30,250 --> 00:04:32,160 - Oh, cool. - Right here. 109 00:04:32,500 --> 00:04:34,250 I'm glad, I couldn't read all this anyway. 110 00:04:34,283 --> 00:04:37,253 I'll be cock-eyed like the lead singer from Onyx. 111 00:04:37,283 --> 00:04:39,183 [imitating Sonny Seeza] No jack moves, son! 112 00:04:40,830 --> 00:04:41,220 Yeah, baby. 113 00:04:41,250 --> 00:04:43,180 You kinda dumb, you're little slow. 114 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:46,126 - Oh, shut up, read it. - I'll read it for you. 115 00:04:46,166 --> 00:04:48,296 "Dear Marlon, I really enjoy your show. 116 00:04:48,333 --> 00:04:52,003 "My friends and I get together every Tuesday night to watch it. 117 00:04:52,330 --> 00:04:54,350 "We think you have the sexiest butt on TV." 118 00:04:54,383 --> 00:04:57,153 I told you the butt-blaster works. 119 00:04:57,183 --> 00:04:59,003 Shawn, Shawn, look at that butt. 120 00:04:59,330 --> 00:05:00,170 - Look at that. - Yo, come on, man. 121 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:01,370 Come on, man, stop. 122 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,120 - What? - Little butt cheeks. 123 00:05:03,150 --> 00:05:05,280 - Like the small letter W. - Ha ha. 124 00:05:05,316 --> 00:05:08,316 "I kiss your picture every night before I dream about you. 125 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:10,330 Ah, yeah. 126 00:05:10,660 --> 00:05:12,160 "Gotta go. Love, Terence." 127 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:13,120 Whoa! 128 00:05:13,150 --> 00:05:14,350 Ha! "Cell block D." 129 00:05:14,383 --> 00:05:17,223 [chuckles] Terence better write somebody else. 130 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:20,330 - Alright. - Let's see what this one is. 131 00:05:20,366 --> 00:05:25,176 [imitating a woman] "Dear Marlon, I have written a fan letter before 132 00:05:25,216 --> 00:05:30,496 "but your performances have touched my soul very deeply. 133 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:31,350 "I'd love to meet you one day. 134 00:05:31,383 --> 00:05:35,173 "Sincerely, Woof Love, your number one fan 135 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:37,150 Cynthia Martin." 136 00:05:37,183 --> 00:05:38,303 Check it out, she sent the picture. 137 00:05:38,333 --> 00:05:40,303 - Oh, man, she is bangin'! - Oh, snap. 138 00:05:40,333 --> 00:05:43,103 - She is fine, kid. - Yes, she is. 139 00:05:43,133 --> 00:05:44,203 She looks like Vanessa Williams. 140 00:05:44,233 --> 00:05:45,233 - I know. - What's up? 141 00:05:45,266 --> 00:05:46,246 You're gonna write her back? 142 00:05:46,283 --> 00:05:47,303 I'm gonna do better that that! 143 00:05:47,333 --> 00:05:49,133 - I'mma go see her. - What? 144 00:05:49,166 --> 00:05:50,266 Come on, Marlon, you can't do that! 145 00:05:50,300 --> 00:05:52,100 Why not? Come on, man. 146 00:05:52,133 --> 00:05:56,333 Look, Shawn, she said, I touched her soul very deeply. 147 00:05:56,660 --> 00:05:58,100 Now, maybe she'll let me touch something else very deeply. 148 00:05:58,133 --> 00:06:00,663 Yeah, right, well, maybe Pops will start washing 149 00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:02,330 his hands before he cooks meatballs. 150 00:06:02,660 --> 00:06:03,170 Alright, you can't do that, kid. 151 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:05,000 Come on, man, why're you player hatin'? 152 00:06:05,330 --> 00:06:07,280 Hey, don't player hate, brother. Congratulate. 153 00:06:07,316 --> 00:06:10,156 Hey, don't hate the player, baby, hate the game. 154 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:11,150 Marlon, look.. 155 00:06:11,183 --> 00:06:12,373 Ain't nobody player hatin', okay? 156 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,830 All I'm doing is looking out for you. 157 00:06:14,116 --> 00:06:15,266 Don't you understand that your fans 158 00:06:15,300 --> 00:06:17,130 see you as larger than life? 159 00:06:17,166 --> 00:06:18,176 And you don't want to do anything 160 00:06:18,216 --> 00:06:20,496 that's gonna destroy that image. 161 00:06:20,830 --> 00:06:21,120 Oh, come on now, I ain't gonna do nothing 162 00:06:21,150 --> 00:06:23,280 to destroy that image. Ah! 163 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:25,096 If you keep diggin' that far up in your nose 164 00:06:25,133 --> 00:06:26,223 you're gonna pull a piece of your brain out. 165 00:06:26,250 --> 00:06:27,330 Ha ha. 166 00:06:28,383 --> 00:06:30,333 Just listen to me, please? Trust me. 167 00:06:30,366 --> 00:06:32,126 Trust what I have to say. 168 00:06:32,166 --> 00:06:33,246 Stay away from your fans, okay? 169 00:06:33,283 --> 00:06:35,003 - Alright. - Thank you. 170 00:06:35,330 --> 00:06:36,230 - Alright. - Alright. 171 00:06:36,266 --> 00:06:38,226 - Don't even try. - Ha ha. 172 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,383 [door closes] 173 00:06:43,330 --> 00:06:44,170 [beeping] 174 00:06:49,283 --> 00:06:52,203 Yeah, hello, Cynthia? I mean, uh, hello, Cynthia. 175 00:06:52,233 --> 00:06:55,163 Yeah, you'll never guess who this is, baby. 176 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:56,300 Marlon Williams. 177 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:59,100 Hello, a-alright! Hey, hey! 178 00:06:59,133 --> 00:07:01,273 H-hey-hey, loud mouth, calm down now. 179 00:07:01,300 --> 00:07:03,330 O-okay, calm down. 180 00:07:03,366 --> 00:07:05,366 What you doin'? 181 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,130 Some yoga? 182 00:07:08,183 --> 00:07:11,833 What position are you in now? 183 00:07:11,116 --> 00:07:13,096 Okay, uh, what's your address? 184 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:15,353 [instrumental music] 185 00:07:15,383 --> 00:07:17,323 (Cynthia) 'Come in!' 186 00:07:19,350 --> 00:07:21,170 Hello.. 187 00:07:26,183 --> 00:07:29,133 Hey, hey, hey. How are you doing? 188 00:07:29,166 --> 00:07:31,276 Uh, I think I got the wrong apartment. 189 00:07:31,316 --> 00:07:33,196 Uh, I'm looking for Miss Cynthia Martin. 190 00:07:33,233 --> 00:07:34,223 Can you tell me where she's at? 191 00:07:34,250 --> 00:07:36,370 - Mm-hmm, well.. - Oh! Damn! 192 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:42,130 Who threw the brick in your mouth? 193 00:07:42,166 --> 00:07:44,156 Actually, she lives here. 194 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:45,350 I'm her roommate Phyllis. 195 00:07:45,383 --> 00:07:47,303 - I buzzed you in. - 'Uh-huh.' 196 00:07:47,333 --> 00:07:50,183 Hey, are you doing? Cool. 197 00:07:50,216 --> 00:07:51,246 [chuckles ] Yeah. 198 00:07:51,283 --> 00:07:52,353 How you doing, I'm Marlon. 199 00:07:52,383 --> 00:07:54,833 - Nice to meet you - 'Oh.' 200 00:07:54,116 --> 00:07:56,296 Long distance. Let's keep it right there. 201 00:07:56,333 --> 00:07:58,283 Marlon, I know who you are. 202 00:07:58,316 --> 00:08:00,146 Please have a seat. Come on in. 203 00:08:00,183 --> 00:08:02,283 Alright, now. 204 00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:05,496 Your roommate must be a pretty big fan of mine, huh? 205 00:08:05,830 --> 00:08:08,350 Well, actually, hm, hm, I'm a big fan also. 206 00:08:08,383 --> 00:08:10,233 H-hey, you, you're probably the biggest. 207 00:08:10,266 --> 00:08:12,176 [chuckles] 208 00:08:12,216 --> 00:08:16,216 Oh, I just love the article in this magazine. 209 00:08:16,250 --> 00:08:17,350 Oh, it was so sweet 210 00:08:17,383 --> 00:08:19,133 how you go back to the hospital 211 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:20,176 where you were born. 212 00:08:20,216 --> 00:08:21,376 And you read to all the sick-- 213 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:24,100 Yeah, that's great, that's great, wonderful, yeah. 214 00:08:24,133 --> 00:08:26,333 Children read a lot, yeah. 215 00:08:26,660 --> 00:08:29,660 Can you do me a favor and get Cynthia for me, please? 216 00:08:29,100 --> 00:08:31,000 - Oh. Ha ha. - Thanks, be a pal. 217 00:08:31,330 --> 00:08:32,200 Appreciate that. 218 00:08:33,266 --> 00:08:34,276 I-I'm sorry. I'll go get her. 219 00:08:34,316 --> 00:08:36,826 - Alright. - Oh, oh, oh! 220 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:39,996 Oh, by the way, um, I made Kool-Aid for you. 221 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:44,250 I know that lemon is your favorite flavor. 222 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:47,250 Well, actually, it's uh, lemon-lime. 223 00:08:47,283 --> 00:08:49,303 I only had lemon! 224 00:08:52,660 --> 00:08:53,130 It's delicious, I love lemon. 225 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:55,156 [chuckles] 226 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:56,280 Will you get Cynthia for me? 227 00:08:56,316 --> 00:08:58,166 - Thank you. - Yeah. 228 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:05,380 Oh, wow. 229 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:08,830 Guess the girl really is a fan! 230 00:09:08,116 --> 00:09:12,166 Look at this. An "Everybody loves everybody" lunchbox. 231 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:16,170 Oh, she got my program from "Mama, What We Gonna Do Now?" 232 00:09:17,366 --> 00:09:19,496 Oh, man.. 233 00:09:19,830 --> 00:09:21,120 [sniffing] 234 00:09:21,150 --> 00:09:23,180 What's that burning smell? 235 00:09:26,660 --> 00:09:28,120 Oh, my God! 236 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:31,660 'What in the hell..' 237 00:09:32,830 --> 00:09:35,250 God...these people are crazy! 238 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:39,100 This chicken should be in a refrigerator. 239 00:09:40,233 --> 00:09:42,153 [intense music] 240 00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:46,500 Oh, man, I ain't feeling too well. 241 00:09:47,333 --> 00:09:49,153 I'mma get outta here. 242 00:09:49,183 --> 00:09:51,163 Ah! 243 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:54,370 How do you like your shrine? 244 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,270 Well, you know, I'm not, too big on surprises. 245 00:09:57,300 --> 00:10:01,000 Ah, well, maybe you'll like this one. 246 00:10:01,330 --> 00:10:03,380 There is no Cynthia. 247 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:05,330 By the way.. 248 00:10:05,366 --> 00:10:08,326 ...How'd you like your Kool-Aid? 249 00:10:08,366 --> 00:10:11,826 Hey...Kool-Aid. 250 00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:16,333 Mm, butt-blaster. 251 00:10:19,300 --> 00:10:21,120 [eerie music] 252 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:29,270 Oh, my God, Shawn.. 253 00:10:30,283 --> 00:10:33,133 ...I had the worst nightmare. 254 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:36,656 I had a dream, I went to this crazy fan's house. 255 00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:38,830 And she had this ugly behind roommate 256 00:10:38,116 --> 00:10:39,376 I mean, butt ugly. 257 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:41,230 And her teeth was all spaced out. 258 00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:42,996 It looked like she 259 00:10:43,330 --> 00:10:45,660 like her tongue was in jail. 260 00:10:47,316 --> 00:10:49,096 [dramatic music] 261 00:10:51,183 --> 00:10:53,153 [screams] 262 00:10:53,183 --> 00:10:57,663 Oh, it's about time you woke up, sleepy head. 263 00:10:58,250 --> 00:11:00,100 Come on now, Phyllis, what's with the.. 264 00:11:00,133 --> 00:11:02,833 Come on, let me go, and where's Cynthia? 265 00:11:02,116 --> 00:11:03,346 Cynthia! Cynthia! 266 00:11:03,383 --> 00:11:06,233 [screams] Cynthia! Cynthia! 267 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,166 It's okay, I told you 268 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,180 there is no Cynthia. 269 00:11:10,216 --> 00:11:12,316 I'm the one that sent you the letter. 270 00:11:12,350 --> 00:11:14,330 But t-the picture? 271 00:11:14,660 --> 00:11:16,160 The picture looked like Vanessa Williams. 272 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:18,500 That's 'cause it was Vanessa Williams. 273 00:11:18,830 --> 00:11:20,300 You tried to manipulate me. You're gonna try and torture me! 274 00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:24,003 But it don't matter, you can use whips, chains 275 00:11:24,330 --> 00:11:25,130 nipple clamps.. 276 00:11:27,330 --> 00:11:29,330 You do have nipple clamps, right? 277 00:11:29,660 --> 00:11:31,280 'Cause if not, I got some right here in my back left pocket. 278 00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:35,096 - Go for it. - Oh! S-silly. 279 00:11:35,133 --> 00:11:37,173 I don't want you for sex. 280 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:41,830 Well, at least not until after we're married. 281 00:11:42,333 --> 00:11:45,133 Negro, I ain't marrying you. 282 00:11:46,233 --> 00:11:47,283 Well, then you must die. 283 00:11:47,316 --> 00:11:48,996 Oh, wait, wait. 284 00:11:49,330 --> 00:11:50,230 You didn't let me finish, I was saying 285 00:11:50,266 --> 00:11:54,166 I ain't gonna marry you unless I invite my family first. 286 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:55,380 I'm sorry. 287 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:58,100 You won't be seeing them ever again. 288 00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:01,180 Hey, look here, Cavity Creep.. 289 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,370 ...my family's gonna come lookin' for me 290 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,830 and they're gonna find me 291 00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:07,296 'cause they love me more than anything 292 00:12:07,333 --> 00:12:09,283 in this whole wide world. 293 00:12:10,283 --> 00:12:13,133 Boy, it sure is nice and quiet. 294 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:14,266 Mm, yeah. 295 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:17,660 I wish Marlon wasn't here every day. 296 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,130 Hey, yo, Pops, you seen Marlon? 297 00:12:20,166 --> 00:12:22,316 No, son, why? Did he steal your money again? 298 00:12:24,150 --> 00:12:27,370 No, man, he left me waiting at his audition for three hours. 299 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,100 Audition for what? 300 00:12:29,133 --> 00:12:32,203 For that new, uh, "Planet Of The Apes" TV series. 301 00:12:32,233 --> 00:12:34,283 Oh, Marlon would be good at that. 302 00:12:34,316 --> 00:12:37,656 Too late, they already gave it to Biz Markie. 303 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:39,176 Biz Markie? 304 00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:40,296 Yeah, they said he was perfect 305 00:12:40,333 --> 00:12:43,153 'cause he didn't need any make-up. 306 00:12:43,183 --> 00:12:46,203 [sighs] Oh! I just remembered 307 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:48,383 this morning, when I saw Marlon, he was on his way 308 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:50,500 to a fan's house. 309 00:12:50,830 --> 00:12:52,330 He went.. He went to that fa.. 310 00:12:52,660 --> 00:12:54,230 I told him not to go to that fan's house, man. 311 00:12:54,266 --> 00:12:56,096 Why? It's no big deal. 312 00:12:56,133 --> 00:12:58,283 Dee, he's going over some strange girl's house 313 00:12:58,316 --> 00:13:00,126 that he doesn't know, that's claiming to be 314 00:13:00,166 --> 00:13:02,156 his number one fan. 315 00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:03,180 So? Years ago 316 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:07,126 I had the biggest crush on El DeBarge. Ha ha ha. 317 00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:08,996 Okay, okay. Alright. 318 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:10,200 - Close your eyes. - Uh-huh. 319 00:13:10,233 --> 00:13:13,833 Now, think of El DeBarge, all light-skinned. 320 00:13:13,116 --> 00:13:15,276 - With his curly hair. - Ooh! 321 00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:18,116 And now think, all the nasty, crazy, freaky things 322 00:13:18,150 --> 00:13:20,250 you'll do to him if he came over your house. 323 00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:24,216 Go look for your brother. 324 00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:26,230 - Go, look for him. Ha ha ha. - Alright, I'll gotta go back. 325 00:13:26,266 --> 00:13:28,296 I gotta go back to the apartment and get the address. 326 00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:30,663 Yo, pop, you coming, what's up? 327 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:31,280 No, son, I'm going to that audition. 328 00:13:31,316 --> 00:13:34,826 Y'all say, I look like Cornelius. 329 00:13:34,116 --> 00:13:36,366 [instrumental music] 330 00:13:41,216 --> 00:13:44,656 I just wanna thank you for changing my clothes. 331 00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:46,130 You know, it's kinda hard going to the bathroom 332 00:13:46,166 --> 00:13:47,346 with these handcuffs on. 333 00:13:47,383 --> 00:13:49,333 And thanks for the baby wipes 334 00:13:49,660 --> 00:13:52,660 they made me feel real fresh too. 335 00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:55,330 You're lucky, I have those extra clothes lying around. 336 00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:56,230 - Cookie? - A-ah. 337 00:13:56,266 --> 00:13:58,096 No, thank you. They're fattening. 338 00:13:58,133 --> 00:14:01,273 I mean, uh, uh, t-they're bad for your teeth. 339 00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:05,500 I mean, uh, uh, just no, thank you. 340 00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:10,833 Hey, look here, yuck mouth! 341 00:14:12,660 --> 00:14:13,370 You can't hold me, I'm outta here. 342 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,170 Get this! 343 00:14:16,133 --> 00:14:17,353 [screams] 344 00:14:17,383 --> 00:14:20,233 I thought you'd try something like that! 345 00:14:20,266 --> 00:14:21,316 [screams] 346 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:24,370 Now, you're not going anywhere! 347 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,660 That's it! That's it. 348 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,330 [grunts] Alright, enough of this. 349 00:14:28,366 --> 00:14:32,496 Look here, normally, I don't practice cruelty to animals 350 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,000 but you're about to get your behind kicked. 351 00:14:34,330 --> 00:14:35,230 Come on. What you want? 352 00:14:35,266 --> 00:14:37,316 I used to watch "Kung Fu" when I was little, huh? 353 00:14:37,350 --> 00:14:39,270 Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! 354 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,500 [screams] 355 00:14:48,383 --> 00:14:51,663 Sit your punk ass down! 356 00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,353 - Get up! - Oh, okay, wait, no. 357 00:14:56,350 --> 00:14:57,380 No! 358 00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:59,200 Okay, hold on. Alright. 359 00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:01,663 Now, keep still! 360 00:15:04,116 --> 00:15:06,326 (Marlon) 'Hey!' 361 00:15:06,660 --> 00:15:08,500 Wait, no. Hold on. 362 00:15:08,830 --> 00:15:10,170 - Wait, stop! Stop! - Aha! Aha! Aha! 363 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,300 Hammer time! Oh-oh-oh. 364 00:15:12,216 --> 00:15:14,096 [screams] 365 00:15:14,133 --> 00:15:15,383 [knock on door] 366 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:21,000 Uh.. Who is it? 367 00:15:21,330 --> 00:15:23,830 (Shawn) 'It is Shawn William. Marlon William's brother.' 368 00:15:23,116 --> 00:15:26,656 You in trouble, now. You in trouble, now. 369 00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:29,270 You wait, I'll make him call the dentist. They're gonna get you. 370 00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:31,180 You'll play along if you know what's good for you. 371 00:15:31,216 --> 00:15:33,496 - I'll bite you. - No, no! 372 00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:40,166 - Mm-hmm? - Hey, yo, my man.. 373 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,170 - Huh.. - Um.. 374 00:15:44,183 --> 00:15:45,223 Is Marlon Williams here? 375 00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:48,380 Oh, well, yes, actually, he is. 376 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:50,200 Um, he's my guest. 377 00:15:50,233 --> 00:15:53,253 Oh, and he's been telling me all about his career. 378 00:15:53,283 --> 00:15:55,003 - Bye-bye, now. - Hey, hey ,hey! 379 00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:56,200 Why are you treating me like a Jehovah's Witness? 380 00:15:56,233 --> 00:15:57,283 Oh! 381 00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:00,250 Can I talk to him for a second? 382 00:16:00,283 --> 00:16:04,123 Oh, well, no, oh, we'd really rather be alone! 383 00:16:04,150 --> 00:16:05,180 Wouldn't we, Marlon? 384 00:16:05,216 --> 00:16:07,166 Y-yes, yes! Yes! 385 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,220 - 'See?.' - No! 386 00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:09,380 Um, well.. 387 00:16:12,116 --> 00:16:14,326 Okay, well, I, guess I'll be on my way then. 388 00:16:14,366 --> 00:16:16,216 - Mm, okay. - Hey, whoa, whoa! 389 00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:17,280 Um.. 390 00:16:17,316 --> 00:16:19,346 Could a brother get something to drink first? 391 00:16:19,383 --> 00:16:22,353 Uh, oh, alright. 392 00:16:22,383 --> 00:16:24,133 Thanks, dude. 393 00:16:25,116 --> 00:16:26,326 [door closes] 394 00:16:26,366 --> 00:16:28,156 What is wrong with you, man? 395 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:29,300 I've been looking for you all day long! 396 00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:31,273 You're supposed to be at your audition, instead you've been 397 00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:33,350 flirting with Chewbacca Khan. 398 00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:39,153 Well, I guess, I just been a little bittied up, Shawn. 399 00:16:39,183 --> 00:16:42,323 What, is that all you have to say for yourself, huh? 400 00:16:42,350 --> 00:16:44,220 No! Look out! 401 00:16:45,133 --> 00:16:46,253 [grunts] 402 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,380 (Pops) Shawn? 403 00:16:50,330 --> 00:16:51,300 'Shawn, you here?' 404 00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:53,253 Pops, the place looks empty. 405 00:16:53,283 --> 00:16:54,353 I don't know, Dee. 406 00:16:54,383 --> 00:16:56,133 Shawn has never ditched the newsstand before. 407 00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:57,216 I think something is wrong. 408 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,830 I know, I should've gone with him 409 00:16:59,116 --> 00:17:01,176 to check out that crazed fan. 410 00:17:01,216 --> 00:17:03,276 It's up to us to find him now. 411 00:17:03,316 --> 00:17:05,216 Well, how're we gonna do that? 412 00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:08,100 Well, first, we've to scout the apartment for clues. 413 00:17:08,133 --> 00:17:11,173 Fingerprints, hair, papers, anything. 414 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,250 Good idea. I'll start with the liquor cabinet. 415 00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:15,333 Okay, go. 416 00:17:16,830 --> 00:17:17,200 Mm. 417 00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:20,100 Oh, Pops 418 00:17:20,133 --> 00:17:23,183 I found a fan letter with an address on it. 419 00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:26,196 And I think I got a clue at the bottom of this bottle. 420 00:17:26,233 --> 00:17:28,323 Hey, come here, come here, come on, come here. 421 00:17:28,350 --> 00:17:30,180 Come here, this is it! 422 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:31,996 This is it! 423 00:17:32,330 --> 00:17:34,120 The crazy fan! 424 00:17:34,150 --> 00:17:35,280 Yeah! 425 00:17:35,316 --> 00:17:37,096 Okay, let's go get my boys. 426 00:17:37,133 --> 00:17:38,173 I'mma bust your ass 427 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,300 "Terence from cell block D!" 428 00:17:45,316 --> 00:17:48,166 No, we gotta keep looking. He can't go in no jail. 429 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,300 Not cell block D.. 430 00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:51,253 [instrumental music] 431 00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:55,130 ♪ Give us us free ♪ ♪ Give us us free ♪♪ 432 00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:57,166 Oh, shut up! 433 00:17:57,200 --> 00:18:00,660 Hey, look here, Godzuki.. 434 00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:01,270 ...you can't hold us too long. 435 00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:03,350 My brother Shawn over here is practically a genius. 436 00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:06,223 He went to junior college for eight months. 437 00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:08,270 So, if I came looking for him 438 00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:10,200 somebody will definitely come looking for me. 439 00:18:10,233 --> 00:18:12,323 Yeah, you're right. 440 00:18:12,350 --> 00:18:14,160 What was I thinking? 441 00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:16,100 I can't hold you guys hostage forever. 442 00:18:16,133 --> 00:18:18,333 You sure can't, so you might well just bite 443 00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:20,000 through these chains and let the brothers go. 444 00:18:20,330 --> 00:18:22,380 Huh, no. I guess, I just gonna have to kill you. 445 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:26,000 Well, I'mma put this poison in your dinner. 446 00:18:26,330 --> 00:18:28,230 Oh, I hope you like Rice-A-Roni. 447 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,160 Oh, my God, I can't believe how crazy this lady is. 448 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:36,130 Yeah, I know. Who doesn't like Rice-A-Roni? 449 00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:40,230 Soup-corn! 450 00:18:40,266 --> 00:18:42,366 - Oh, thank you. - Mmm. 451 00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:48,330 - Hey, man! - What? 452 00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:49,100 Put that down. 453 00:18:49,133 --> 00:18:50,373 Why are you doin' this? 454 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,100 Marlon embodies everything I've ever wanted in a man. 455 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,283 Oh, thank you, girl. 456 00:18:55,316 --> 00:18:58,096 Oh, I thought you were better than the rest. 457 00:18:58,133 --> 00:19:00,153 But he's just the same! 458 00:19:00,183 --> 00:19:03,283 All he cares about is a pretty face! 459 00:19:04,316 --> 00:19:05,346 And a nice booty. 460 00:19:05,383 --> 00:19:07,323 Hey, girl, from here to here 461 00:19:07,350 --> 00:19:09,250 you got it goin' on. 462 00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:14,183 Hey, girl, y-you do have a pretty face. 463 00:19:14,216 --> 00:19:15,276 Ew! 464 00:19:15,316 --> 00:19:17,276 Oh, you're just saying that. 465 00:19:17,316 --> 00:19:20,156 No, no, no, no, for real, oh, no, real girl. 466 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:22,830 Your eyes, they're beautiful. 467 00:19:22,116 --> 00:19:24,326 They are a prettiest shade of brown. 468 00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:30,830 And your hair is so silky and fine. 469 00:19:30,116 --> 00:19:31,266 And that's just your goatee. 470 00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,330 [laughs] 471 00:19:33,366 --> 00:19:37,326 No ones' ever complimented me on my hair before. 472 00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:39,220 Oh, that smile. 473 00:19:41,166 --> 00:19:44,326 [chuckles] Ooh, that smile. 474 00:19:44,660 --> 00:19:46,230 They're like you brush your teeth with grenades. 475 00:19:48,330 --> 00:19:50,500 Oh, sexy tooth 476 00:19:50,830 --> 00:19:54,000 grant a dying man one last wish. 477 00:19:54,330 --> 00:19:55,250 What's that? 478 00:19:55,283 --> 00:19:58,163 Rock my world! 479 00:19:58,500 --> 00:19:59,280 Here, man, quick, just eat the poison. 480 00:19:59,316 --> 00:20:00,376 It's a lot quicker. 481 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:05,380 Well...I was saving myself for Marlon. 482 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,200 But since he ain't acting right.. 483 00:20:08,233 --> 00:20:10,133 ...I guess, I can give you some! 484 00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:12,496 Ay! Ah! Ooh! Ooh! Hey! Whoa! 485 00:20:12,830 --> 00:20:15,250 Woo-hoo! Ah! Ow! Whoa. Uh! 486 00:20:15,283 --> 00:20:17,663 Come on, isn't she a knockout? 487 00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:20,660 Yeah, yeah, someone knocked out all her damn teeth. 488 00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:21,200 No, Marlon, isn't she.. 489 00:20:21,233 --> 00:20:25,253 Doesn't she have like, a beautiful vase? 490 00:20:25,283 --> 00:20:26,323 It's a knockout! 491 00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:29,830 The vase is a knockout! 492 00:20:29,116 --> 00:20:30,316 Vase. Knock out! 493 00:20:30,350 --> 00:20:32,000 Oh, vase! 494 00:20:32,330 --> 00:20:34,150 - Oh. Oh. Ooh. - 'Damn!' 495 00:20:38,266 --> 00:20:40,226 Look, Shawn. 496 00:20:40,266 --> 00:20:43,316 - I knocked her out! - No, you didn't! 497 00:20:43,350 --> 00:20:46,160 [screams] 498 00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:49,250 Boy, what's wrong with you, man? 499 00:20:49,283 --> 00:20:52,163 Hitting my girl like that! Are you crazy? 500 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:55,330 Oh! I can't stand you! 501 00:20:55,660 --> 00:20:57,330 Oh, you-you alright, baby girl? 502 00:20:57,660 --> 00:20:58,280 Yeah, I am, but you ain't gonna be! 503 00:20:58,316 --> 00:20:59,316 Well, w-w-wait! 504 00:20:59,350 --> 00:21:01,270 I'm not waiting. No need of poison! 505 00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:03,170 - Oh, boy! - No, No! 506 00:21:04,316 --> 00:21:05,346 [indistinct chatter] 507 00:21:05,383 --> 00:21:08,663 Hey! Put your hands up! 508 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,270 Now, where did y'all come from? 509 00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:12,230 Just hurry up! I'm missing my stories. 510 00:21:12,266 --> 00:21:13,346 Get outta here! 511 00:21:13,383 --> 00:21:16,233 - Oh, pop! - Thank God, you boys alright! 512 00:21:16,266 --> 00:21:19,166 Oh, thank God, you boys alright. 513 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,330 There you go! 514 00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:22,116 Oh, pop, man 515 00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:24,000 we were starting to get scared for a minute there. 516 00:21:24,330 --> 00:21:25,180 - Yeah, me too, son. - You're, you sure? 517 00:21:25,216 --> 00:21:28,656 It probably doesn't kick in for another month! 518 00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:30,330 Shawn, I just want to thank you for coming to get me, man. 519 00:21:30,366 --> 00:21:33,116 I'm sorry, I almost got you killed. 520 00:21:33,150 --> 00:21:34,280 It's alright, kid. 521 00:21:34,316 --> 00:21:36,156 You know, I always got your back no matter what. 522 00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:37,120 - Right? - Yeah. 523 00:21:37,150 --> 00:21:38,350 But I hope you learned your lesson this time. 524 00:21:38,383 --> 00:21:42,503 Yeah, next time I go to a crazy fan's house 525 00:21:42,830 --> 00:21:43,300 I'm bringing my own Kool-Aid. 526 00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:45,123 Come on, let's go. 527 00:21:45,150 --> 00:21:46,370 [instrumental music] 528 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,150 Don't be wastin' all this good food. 529 00:21:48,183 --> 00:21:50,153 Man, y'all know that ain't right. 530 00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:52,373 - Marl, no, hey! Pop! - Hey, pop, no! 531 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:53,350 Pop! 532 00:21:53,383 --> 00:21:56,253 [indistinct chatter] 37766

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