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Woo-hoo! Yee-hoo!
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Ride it, Dee.
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Alright!
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(Dee)
'Ya-hoo!'
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Alright, now.
Hey!
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Yeah!
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Yeah, ride it, girl.
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You better ride that bull.
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I want a cowboy.
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- Oh-haa!
- Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Damn, Dee, that's 11 burgers
in a hour.
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Baby, if you keep up
this promotion
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I'll never have to pay
for food again.
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Ah-ha!
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Ooh!
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Look at the player.
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Oh, that's pretty hot.
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- You look a'ight.
- 'A'ight.'
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Well, you know I had to throw
on
a little somethin', somethin'
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special 'cause I am goin' out
with Tanya tonight.
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Oh, again? You've been
seein'
a lot of her lately.
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You're right. And that's why
I gotta ask Pops something.
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Aww!
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I remember when I used
to go to my father for advice
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and now you're coming to me.
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What do you need, son?
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That $20 I loaned you.
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- I thought she was rich.
- She is, Pop.
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But every time we go out,
Tanya pays for everything.
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I'm starting to feel
like Stedman.
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Every time y'all go out,
she pays for everything?
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I gotta get me a rich girl.
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All my girls, they try
and get all up in my pockets.
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You know, now they talking
about supersizing it.
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What, they think I'm rich?
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Anyway, I'm a
little
nervous y'all.
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I mean, I am supposed to be
meeting Tanya's pops
tonight.
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I just hope he's cool
with her dating a dude
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who owns a newsstand.
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Shawn, you don't
have to worry about
that.
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You a fine young man.
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I don't know about that, Dee.
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Word around town is
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that every time Tanya
get serious with a guy
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her father scares him off.
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Well, that's not
gonna
happen to you.
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You come from a good family
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and y'all haveclass.
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- Aww.
- True that, Dee.
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Ugh!
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Alright, y'all,
I gotta bounce, yo.
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Tanya's sending a limousine
to pick the brother up.
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Ooh! 'Scuse me.
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A limousine!
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Damn, bro, you hit the jackpot.
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Man, see, now what you need
to do is get the broad
pregnant.
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This way you can
always borrow money from her.
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Call her and be like..
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The baby need milk.
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The baby need diapers.
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The baby need a Porsche.
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♪ We're brothers ♪
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♪ We're happy
and we're singing ♪
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♪ And we're colored ♪
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♪ Give me a high five ♪♪
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(male #1)
'Alright, cut and print.'
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'Beautiful guys. Dynamite.'
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[theme music]
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[door bell dings]
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(Tanya)
'Coming.'
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Shawn.
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I was worried, I've been
waiting
for half an hour.
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Well, now we're even
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'cause I've been
waitin'
for you my whole life,
girl.
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Hmm!
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For a minute there,
I was beginning to think
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you were too scared
to meet my father.
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Oh, no, that ain't it.
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It's just that the
security
is so tight in this
place
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your doorman just tried
to give me a cavity
search.
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Shawn, we don't have a doorman.
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What?
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No, wai-wai-wait,
wai-wai-wait!
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I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
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Girl..
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Damn, girl, this place is fat.
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Whoo! Nice art.
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(Tanya)
'Oh, you're a fan of Monet.'
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Oh, yeah, I love Monet.
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Monie Love.
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[indistinct]
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Stop that. I mean,
Monet, the impressionist.
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- Oh, the impressionist.
- Mm-hm.
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I bet you
he couldn't do
"Seinfeld."
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[imitating Jerry Seinfeld]
Why is there so many
colors
in this painting?
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I don't understand it.
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I don't care how much
money NBC throws at me
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I am not coming
back
to my show.
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Yadda-yadda-yadda.
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I'm talking
about the impressionist.
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Do you know
he actually grew that garden
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just so he could paint it?
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Wow! I heard of
people
growing a garden
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just so they could smoke it.
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I'm gonna go get my coat
and then we can leave.
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- You do that, girl.
- Alright.
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Damn, look at that booty.
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'Look like you hidin' two
football helmets back
there.'
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Arigato.
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Hei!
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You must be Shawn.
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And you must be the guy
from "Mission
Impossible."
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I'm Tanya's father,
Lionel Cooper.
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How you doing?
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Tanya's told me a lot about you.
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I see, you admire fine art.
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Oh, yeah. Uh, I love
this Mowet over here.
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I mean, uh, Monet. Monet.
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Here, I can't believe this guy
actually grew his own garden
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just so he could paint it.
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So you're an art connoisseur.
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I don't know about all that.
But I am a big fan of his.
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I'm especially impressed
with his use of his, uh..
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...of his...garden.
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Yes, you can
practically
smell the fertilizer.
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Ha! Ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha!
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Yeah, fertilizer-joke,
I got it.
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(Lionel)
'Have a seat.'
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How old are you, son?
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Well, I'm 25, goin' on 26
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and after that I'll be 27.
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When I was 25
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I was already worth ten million.
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Did you hit the lotto?
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No.
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So what do you do?
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Well, I like to look at myself
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as pretty enterprising.
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I um..
I own my own newsstand.
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And one day I hope to be
as successful as you, sir.
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With a newsstand?
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Good luck.
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That, uh..
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- Hey, daddy.
- What's up, sweetheart?
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Oh, I see, you two already met.
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Uh, yeah.
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Daddy, were you
messin' with Shawn's head?
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Of course.
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As a matter of fact, I am
giving
a little dinner party
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tomorrow evening for
some patrons of the arts.
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- Why don't you come?
- 'Yeah.'
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A'ight, I'll be there.
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Good. It's settled then.
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Okay.
Well, nice to meet
you.
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Gotta be going.
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Oh, one other thing.
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Bring your folks.
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My folks?
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If you're going to be dating
my daughter
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I wanna meet your family.
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The apple doesn't fall far
from the tree, you know.
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Unless the tree's on a hill.
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Then the apples can roll, bro.
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[laughing]
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Um, well, wh-what
I'm trying to say is
that, uh
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th-they can't come.
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- Maybe next time.
- Yeah.
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Oh, that'd be great.
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- Bye, daddy.
- Bye, sweetheart.
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- Okay.
- Have a good time.
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A $100.
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Hey, look, here, Mr. Cooper, um
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no disrespect to you,
but we don't need your
money
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to have a good time.
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Just in case,
Chuck E. Cheese
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don't take credit card.
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Hey, guys.
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- Hey, Dee.
- Hey, what's up, Dee?
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What are you readin'?
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Uh, just got this new book.
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"One Hundred Ways
To Get A Rich
Girl."
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And if that doesn't work
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I got this one.
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"Macking Hos With Hypnosis."
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Oh! Oh, but you know what,
wait a minute now.
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I read in "Vibe"
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that rich girlslove
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Dee, don't listen to nothin'
that stupid magazine says.
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They got Sinbad
on their best dressed list.
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Please.
Now, what are you reading?
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Oh, I'm reading a book
on history of the art
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for Mr. Cooper's party tonight.
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You are studying for a party.
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Man, that ain't no party.
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Party's when you
could have a fifth of Hennessy
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and you're knockin' boots
with Al Green on the 8-track.
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I'm talkin' about..
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
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Party.
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Dang. That ain't no party,
that's a orgy.
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Hey, everybody.
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Hey, cutie.
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What are you doing
on this side of
town?
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Well, doin' a little shopping.
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Well, did you see anything
you like?
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Oh, I do, now.
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I missed you.
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- I missed you.
- Ha-ha-ha. I missed you,
too.
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Oh, please.
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Be careful with this one,
we don't know
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where his mouth has been.
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If you keep pattin' me
on my nipple like that
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I'm, uh...show you
where my mouth's about to
be.
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You know, I'd like to stay
Shawn
but I've got to get things
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ready for
my father's party
tonight.
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So, I'll see you around 6:00.
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Okay. Fine.
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Uh, bye, Pops.
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Maybe you can make it
to the next party.
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- Bye.
- See you later.
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00:09:06,830 --> 00:09:07,230
- Bye.
- Bye.
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- Eh!
- Huh! What?
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Don't be looking
at her butt.
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I-I wasn't.
She had a purse
there.
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What did she just say?
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Was I invited to the party?
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Uh, yeah, she mentioned her
father inviting you to a
party
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in, in a vague kind of way.
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And you said I couldn't come?
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Well, pop,
th-there's a dress code,
man.
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So. What is it?
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Nothin' you got.
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I thought so,
player-hater.
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Pop.
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Come on, man.
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Hmm!
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Hey, yo, pop, man, look,
I just didn't think
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you would fit in
with that crowd.
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What makes you think
I won't fit in?
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Come on, pop, man, look
I already have enough
pressure
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on myself tryin' to
fit in
with that rich crowd.
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I don't want to have to worry
about you coming up in there
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dressed
like Yosemite
Sam.
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What are you trying to say,
my favorite ex-son?
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What I'm trying to say is..
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Well, all I'm
trying
to say is, pop--
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00:10:04,366 --> 00:10:07,246
Let-let me..
Shawn, allow me.
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00:10:07,283 --> 00:10:09,153
Look, pop,
what Shawn is tryin' to say
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is that you're cheap,
tacky and couth-less
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and he don't want
your old ghetto behind
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at the party embarrassin' him.
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Thank you, stupid.
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Hey, you got it, baby. That's
what brotherhood is all about.
253
00:10:19,266 --> 00:10:22,176
Look, pop, I was just
only lookin' out for you,
man.
254
00:10:22,216 --> 00:10:24,326
You're lookin' out for me?
255
00:10:24,660 --> 00:10:26,660
You're lookin' out for yourself.
256
00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:27,380
Shawn, why don't you admit it?
257
00:10:28,316 --> 00:10:30,196
You're ashamed of me.
258
00:10:34,316 --> 00:10:36,316
Why? 'Cause he's black?
259
00:10:47,150 --> 00:10:48,370
Hey, yo, man,
what the deal?
260
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,230
What happened
to the golden
girl?
261
00:10:51,383 --> 00:10:54,183
Mrs. Thomas was going for her
third batch of fries
262
00:10:54,216 --> 00:10:55,296
'cause you know they're soft.
263
00:10:55,333 --> 00:10:56,383
And she had left her teeth
at home
264
00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:58,330
'and she couldn't nibble 'em.'
265
00:10:58,660 --> 00:10:59,280
The machine threw her off
266
00:10:59,316 --> 00:11:00,316
and she busted her ribs up on
267
00:11:00,350 --> 00:11:02,220
the cigarette machine
over there.
268
00:11:02,250 --> 00:11:05,000
The tragic thing is,
she broke her good arm
269
00:11:05,330 --> 00:11:07,250
now she can't pick her
nappy grey Afro.
270
00:11:07,283 --> 00:11:09,203
Don't worry, Mrs. Thomas,
I got you.
271
00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:11,333
You gonna look fine.
272
00:11:11,660 --> 00:11:12,250
Now, if you need
your diaper changed
273
00:11:12,283 --> 00:11:14,173
don't worry,
pop'll do it for you, okay.
274
00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:15,330
Yeah, man, that's messed up.
275
00:11:15,366 --> 00:11:17,216
Yeah, tell me about it.
276
00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:19,320
Now I can't get any Kools
out of the cigarette
machine.
277
00:11:19,350 --> 00:11:21,100
That was my bestseller.
278
00:11:21,133 --> 00:11:22,173
You feel better now, okay?
279
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:26,220
So sad, man.
280
00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:28,200
It's just a sad thing, Shawn.
281
00:11:28,233 --> 00:11:31,333
It's just a sad..
282
00:11:31,660 --> 00:11:32,830
Damn you.
283
00:11:33,166 --> 00:11:34,196
What's up, Pops?
284
00:11:36,133 --> 00:11:37,253
Come on, man.
285
00:11:37,283 --> 00:11:38,353
Don't play me, Pops.
286
00:11:38,383 --> 00:11:40,303
What's-what's
with the weird energy?
287
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:41,353
Look, man.
288
00:11:41,383 --> 00:11:43,503
I just wanna apologize
289
00:11:43,830 --> 00:11:45,120
for not inviting you
to the party.
290
00:11:45,150 --> 00:11:47,100
Look, man, I just had
this crazy image in my head
291
00:11:47,133 --> 00:11:48,323
of you doing somethin'
to embarrass me
292
00:11:48,350 --> 00:11:51,150
in front of all
those rich people.
293
00:11:51,183 --> 00:11:54,353
What have I ever done
to embarrass you?
294
00:11:54,383 --> 00:11:56,323
What about that time
we went to Disneyland
295
00:11:56,350 --> 00:11:58,500
and you beat up Mickey Mouse?
296
00:11:58,830 --> 00:11:59,270
I'm telling you
for the fifth time
297
00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:02,220
whoever grabbed my ass
only had four fingers.
298
00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:04,170
And your momma
was nowhere around.
299
00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:07,170
I'm just trying to make a good
impression on Tanya, that's
all.
300
00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:13,500
You know what, Marlon..
301
00:12:13,830 --> 00:12:16,660
...I have half a mind
to just go to that party.
302
00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:17,270
Maybe we should go.
303
00:12:17,300 --> 00:12:20,200
That'll give me a chance to
work
out my rich girl techniques.
304
00:12:20,233 --> 00:12:22,833
- Yeah. Yeah.
- You know what I'm saying.
305
00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:25,326
Except Shawn's probably right.
306
00:12:25,660 --> 00:12:26,380
- I'll embarrass him.
- Hm.
307
00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,370
You know, Pops..
308
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,320
...I could teach you etiquette.
309
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:33,200
You know, how to act around
rich people.
310
00:12:33,233 --> 00:12:35,333
Ah-haa-ha!
311
00:12:35,660 --> 00:12:38,220
What you know about being around
rich people, Miss Minimum Wage?
312
00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:39,270
Huh?
313
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,160
Is this the same lady
that got her
314
00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:43,180
rent-to-own furniture
repossessed?
315
00:12:43,216 --> 00:12:44,216
Hello.
316
00:12:45,383 --> 00:12:48,203
I'll have you know
that I went to charm
school
317
00:12:48,233 --> 00:12:52,253
to prepare for "Miss Pink
Champale" pageant, okay?
318
00:12:52,283 --> 00:12:55,003
I went for five intensive days.
319
00:12:55,330 --> 00:12:57,280
[choking]
320
00:12:57,316 --> 00:12:58,996
(Dee)
'Okay..'
321
00:12:59,330 --> 00:13:01,280
A beautiful woman
walks into the room.
322
00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:06,200
And puts her hand out.
What does it mean?
323
00:13:06,233 --> 00:13:07,273
She wants some money.
324
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,270
No.
325
00:13:10,300 --> 00:13:12,830
You're supposed to kiss it.
326
00:13:12,116 --> 00:13:14,116
Now, go ahead and do it.
327
00:13:14,150 --> 00:13:15,350
I ain't kissin' that thing.
328
00:13:15,383 --> 00:13:17,323
Look, it look all dry
and ashy.
329
00:13:17,350 --> 00:13:19,350
Like some Somalian beef jerky.
330
00:13:22,330 --> 00:13:23,170
- Pop, kiss it.
- Hm.
331
00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:24,250
You got all that
grease
on your lips.
332
00:13:24,283 --> 00:13:25,303
Go ahead, make it happen.
333
00:13:26,316 --> 00:13:28,496
Well, I'll kiss it.
334
00:13:28,830 --> 00:13:29,350
But take the glove off first.
335
00:13:29,383 --> 00:13:32,273
You know,
I don't have any glove on.
336
00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:34,330
Now, somebody
better go ahead and do
337
00:13:34,366 --> 00:13:36,246
before this hand turns
into a fist.
338
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:38,323
O-okay, okay, okay, okay.
I'll kiss it.
339
00:13:40,383 --> 00:13:42,153
Damn, it's dry.
340
00:13:42,183 --> 00:13:44,283
Now, let me just get this
a little damp right here.
341
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,230
Ugh!
342
00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:55,326
What's wrong?
343
00:13:55,366 --> 00:13:57,196
Ugh! Ugh!
344
00:13:57,233 --> 00:13:59,123
What's wrong?
345
00:13:59,150 --> 00:14:02,170
I got some fur from your
knuckles, caught in my
throat.
346
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:04,220
Whoa! That's it.
I'm outta here.
347
00:14:06,283 --> 00:14:07,333
It is clear to me that
348
00:14:07,366 --> 00:14:10,166
you two will never
have any class.
349
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:12,280
Oh, Dee. Please, don't go,
Dee.
Come on, I need you.
350
00:14:12,316 --> 00:14:13,376
I wanna prove to Shawn that
351
00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:15,130
I won't be an
embarrassment
to him.
352
00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:16,366
Dee, get your
ass
back in here.
353
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,120
Is that how you talk to a lady?
354
00:14:20,316 --> 00:14:24,656
Dee, please get your
ass
back in here.
355
00:14:26,316 --> 00:14:29,196
(Shawn)
Actually, it's
a little known fact, uh..
356
00:14:29,233 --> 00:14:32,163
Pay attention, Jada.
357
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:35,300
It's a little known fact that
this guy grew his own garden
358
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,283
just so he can paint it.
359
00:14:37,316 --> 00:14:39,226
- Hmm! Mm-hm!
- Yeah.
360
00:14:40,350 --> 00:14:43,000
I never knew you knew
so much about art.
361
00:14:43,330 --> 00:14:45,180
- I am so impressed.
- Oh, yeah.
362
00:14:45,216 --> 00:14:47,496
Well, maybe later on I'll
363
00:14:47,830 --> 00:14:48,230
get a bottle of champagne
364
00:14:48,266 --> 00:14:50,126
and show you my masterpiece.
365
00:14:50,166 --> 00:14:51,376
Alright.
366
00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:53,370
Huh-ha! Aha!
367
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,100
Wow.
368
00:14:56,283 --> 00:14:57,333
It's a diddy.
369
00:14:57,366 --> 00:14:59,276
Yeah, this place is rich.
370
00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:01,276
Look, pop,
they even got white butlers.
371
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:05,330
Don't mind if I do.
372
00:15:05,660 --> 00:15:06,170
This is for my dear, homies.
373
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:10,660
Thank you.
374
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:13,330
Thank you.
375
00:15:14,366 --> 00:15:16,296
That'll be all, thank you.
376
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:18,663
Appreciate that, baby.
You know what I'm sayin'?
377
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:20,830
Represent. Represent.
378
00:15:20,116 --> 00:15:22,166
Well, pop, hope we remember
to act all elegant
379
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:23,250
like Dee taught us.
380
00:15:23,283 --> 00:15:24,273
Yeah.
381
00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:26,120
Ooh, pop, look, scrimps.
382
00:15:28,233 --> 00:15:30,383
(Marlon)
'Come on, baby,
help me get at those scrimps.'
383
00:15:35,330 --> 00:15:36,180
Whoa, what are you doin' here?
384
00:15:36,216 --> 00:15:38,126
Uh, me and pop just came
and check out the party.
385
00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:39,266
Pops is here too?
386
00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:41,170
Look, Shawn, he wanted
to prove to you that
387
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:42,380
he wouldn't embarrass you
in
front of all this rich
people.
388
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:44,000
Oh, man.
389
00:15:44,330 --> 00:15:45,270
I've seen pop
work a party before.
390
00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:47,830
All he does is go
walkin' up to people
391
00:15:47,116 --> 00:15:48,266
and ask them
to pull his finger.
392
00:15:51,266 --> 00:15:54,326
Man, look at all these
rich girls who need a
roughneck.
393
00:15:54,366 --> 00:15:56,496
Where you think you going?
394
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,150
I know you hear me.
395
00:15:59,183 --> 00:16:01,283
Well, Pops, I-I guess you
must have cancelled that
trip
396
00:16:01,316 --> 00:16:03,296
that you were supposed
to go on, huh?
397
00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:07,383
Ooh! And I wouldn't have missed
this party for the world.
398
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:09,280
Can I talk to you
for a second, Pop?
399
00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:11,826
- Excuse me.
- Pardon.
400
00:16:13,133 --> 00:16:15,373
Look, pop, Marlon explained
to me what you're trying to
do.
401
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,160
I just wanna tell you, you
don't
have to go through with this.
402
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:21,150
Oh, I haven't the slightest
idea
what you mean.
403
00:16:21,183 --> 00:16:23,833
Look at you..
404
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:26,496
Talkin' all funny
you sound like Pepe Le
Pew.
405
00:16:26,830 --> 00:16:28,120
And you're dressed
like
Mr. Monopoly.
406
00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:31,326
Shawn, Shawn, Shawn.
407
00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:33,376
I don't have time
to bicker with you.
408
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:36,130
I have a party to attend.
409
00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:39,826
Shawn, join us
for a glass of wine.
410
00:16:39,116 --> 00:16:41,266
Your father tells me
he is a connoisseur
411
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,370
and he can tell
what it is just by tasting.
412
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,250
Yeah, he is a drunk.
413
00:16:45,283 --> 00:16:49,103
Uh, I mean, he, he has drunk
a lot of wine in his day.
414
00:16:54,116 --> 00:16:56,216
Absolutely delightful.
415
00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:57,350
Nice legs.
416
00:16:57,383 --> 00:16:59,323
True, but can you identify it?
417
00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:02,220
Garcon, more wine.
418
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:08,100
Slight oak taste..
419
00:17:08,133 --> 00:17:12,173
I would say a 1967 Chateau
Lafite du Rothschild.
420
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,000
Wow, pop, that's unbelievable.
421
00:17:14,330 --> 00:17:15,250
Yes, it is.
422
00:17:15,283 --> 00:17:17,103
It's also wrong.
423
00:17:17,133 --> 00:17:18,373
That's what I meant,
pop, that's unbelievable
424
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,170
that you'd get that wrong.
425
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,303
Oh! Zima.
426
00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:26,323
Uh, no.
427
00:17:26,350 --> 00:17:28,500
Uh, Mad Dog 20/20.
428
00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:29,200
No.
429
00:17:29,233 --> 00:17:31,123
Then, it's Cisco.
430
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:32,270
Le voris.
431
00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:33,380
Stop it, daddy.
432
00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:35,120
Mr. Williams,
you don't have to do
this.
433
00:17:35,150 --> 00:17:37,000
Sweetheart, I'm just
having a little fun.
434
00:17:37,330 --> 00:17:39,000
Hey, look, pop,
maybe we should be going.
435
00:17:39,283 --> 00:17:40,253
Oh, not yet.
436
00:17:40,283 --> 00:17:44,253
Mr. Williams,
are you into the arts?
437
00:17:44,283 --> 00:17:46,223
Oh, yes, I dabble in kung fu.
438
00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:48,170
Hoo! Ha!
439
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,320
Phut! Phut! Phut! Phut!
440
00:17:49,350 --> 00:17:52,100
No, I meant paintings.
441
00:17:52,133 --> 00:17:53,323
Oh, I have some beauties.
442
00:17:53,350 --> 00:17:56,280
I got a buck naked Afro
chick on a motorcycle.
443
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:01,200
I got black
Jesus
drivin' a
Eldorado.
444
00:18:01,233 --> 00:18:04,223
Limited edition, see,
it glows in the dark.
445
00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:06,380
You are delightful.
446
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:10,320
Yeah, so, you know,
when I was a baby my momma
447
00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:12,160
left me in the trash.
448
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,330
I just went from orphanage
to orphanage
449
00:18:14,366 --> 00:18:16,266
smelling like hot garbage,
you know.
450
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,300
But...I'm telling you,
snowflake.
451
00:18:22,660 --> 00:18:23,380
You don't wanna get involved
with me.
452
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:26,000
I ain't nothin' but trouble.
453
00:18:26,330 --> 00:18:27,250
You know, I got people
looking for me right now.
454
00:18:27,283 --> 00:18:28,273
Really?
455
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:31,200
What you trying to do,
get me smoked?
456
00:18:31,233 --> 00:18:32,373
Girl, you're trying to get me
smoked, ain't you?
457
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,280
No. I don't
wanna
get you smoked.
458
00:18:34,316 --> 00:18:37,196
White girl, white girl.
459
00:18:37,233 --> 00:18:39,123
I want to be your man!
460
00:18:41,350 --> 00:18:44,100
- Follow me.
- Okay.
461
00:18:44,133 --> 00:18:46,333
Won't you give it up, get off of
my back, what's wrong with you?
462
00:18:48,133 --> 00:18:50,183
You walk three paces
in back of me.
463
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,660
I see, you read
the book too, brother.
464
00:19:01,830 --> 00:19:04,230
Chapter seven.
Uh-ha, chapter seven.
465
00:19:04,266 --> 00:19:07,146
I can't help but notice
this magnificent Steinway.
466
00:19:07,183 --> 00:19:09,223
Don't tell me you play
the piano, too?
467
00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:11,350
Oh, no, no.
No, I don't play piano.
468
00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:13,103
Thank God.
469
00:19:13,133 --> 00:19:15,253
Actually, I play the violin.
470
00:19:15,283 --> 00:19:17,233
I have a Stradivarius.
471
00:19:17,266 --> 00:19:19,326
Stradivarius?
472
00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:21,160
Well, if that's all you got.
473
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,350
Uh-uh. Well, actually my father
would love to play for you guys
474
00:19:23,383 --> 00:19:26,163
but see, his, his
arthritis
been acting up again.
475
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:27,660
Right, pop?
476
00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:28,330
Oh, we wouldn't ask him
to play long
477
00:19:28,366 --> 00:19:30,266
just a few bars.
478
00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:33,170
Wouldn't everyone love to hear
Mr. Williams play?
479
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:35,270
(in unison)
Yes.
480
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,220
Alright, alright,
that is enough.
481
00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:39,830
Pops, you don't have to do that.
482
00:19:39,116 --> 00:19:41,216
Yeah, pop, you don't have to
play yourself for these
people.
483
00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:43,350
Yo, look, Mr. Cooper,
maybe my father doesn't know
484
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:45,253
about the wine and the arts.
485
00:19:45,283 --> 00:19:48,663
But he does know about
the finer things in
life
486
00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:49,280
like bein' a good father.
487
00:19:49,316 --> 00:19:52,296
[violin music]
488
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:13,323
[music continues]
489
00:20:25,216 --> 00:20:26,376
Mr. Williams..
490
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,250
...I misjudged you.
491
00:20:28,283 --> 00:20:29,373
I apologize.
492
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,380
Please join me on the
patio
for cognac.
493
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:34,250
No, thank you. I'd rather go
home and sip on some Ripple
494
00:20:34,283 --> 00:20:37,333
and watch the "Cleopatra Jones"
film festival.
495
00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:43,280
Wow, Brozart.
496
00:20:43,316 --> 00:20:45,226
I didn't know you could
play
the violin like that.
497
00:20:45,266 --> 00:20:47,366
There are lot of things
you don't know about me, son.
498
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,150
Well, there's one thing
I do know about you.
499
00:20:50,183 --> 00:20:53,233
You're just as good
as any of these people in
here.
500
00:20:53,266 --> 00:20:55,996
- Hey, can I roll with you,
man?
- Sure, I'd like that.
501
00:20:56,330 --> 00:20:58,830
Hey, can I come too?
I love "Cleopatra Jones."
502
00:20:58,116 --> 00:21:00,246
Oh, come on,
the Ripple's on me. Let's go.
503
00:21:00,283 --> 00:21:02,173
Why don't we all watch
upstairs
in my media center?
504
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,370
No, I don't think so, daddy.
505
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,280
Yeah, it wouldn't be the
same
unless we watch it on
506
00:21:05,316 --> 00:21:07,376
my pop's illegal cable system.
507
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:09,330
Please don't believe him.
508
00:21:09,660 --> 00:21:10,220
- Thank you.
- Thank you for coming.
509
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:12,100
When you was playing
that violin, brother
510
00:21:12,133 --> 00:21:14,203
you sound like one of those
guys
in the Titanic before it sank.
511
00:21:14,233 --> 00:21:16,233
Oh, yeah.
512
00:21:16,266 --> 00:21:19,156
Hey, uh, Colonel Sanders,
I need my jacket.
513
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,150
M-Marlon!
514
00:21:26,183 --> 00:21:27,333
What are you doin' in here?
515
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:30,220
Pops!
516
00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:31,270
Pops?
517
00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:33,270
I thought you were an orphan.
518
00:21:33,300 --> 00:21:35,160
Uh-uh, I-I, I am.
519
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:37,830
I was just seeing
if
that was my Pops.
520
00:21:37,116 --> 00:21:38,116
Pops?
521
00:21:39,116 --> 00:21:40,176
Pops!
522
00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:42,296
I can't believe
I fell for your
bull.
523
00:21:42,333 --> 00:21:44,203
Come here, you.
Where you going?
524
00:21:45,383 --> 00:21:49,003
Yeah.
525
00:21:49,330 --> 00:21:51,320
You are gettin' very sleepy.
526
00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:54,220
You love me, don't you?
527
00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:56,270
You love your Mandingo warrior.
528
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,830
Check this out,
it says the number one way
529
00:22:02,116 --> 00:22:04,096
to nab a rich girl
is to be a roughneck.
530
00:22:04,133 --> 00:22:05,303
Pop, that's perfect for me.
531
00:22:05,333 --> 00:22:08,283
Ya-mee-sha! Ya-mee-gop!
532
00:22:08,316 --> 00:22:11,376
Yo no mee-sha. Yo no mee-sha.
533
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,660
How are you gonna
be a roughneck
534
00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:14,250
you still pee in the bed.
535
00:22:16,660 --> 00:22:18,300
Uh! Oh, come on, now, pop.
536
00:22:18,333 --> 00:22:21,333
I ain't done that in years.
537
00:22:21,366 --> 00:22:23,246
Okay, a year.
538
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,370
(Shawn)Look up, Marlon, say cheese.
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