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There you go, baby girl.
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Hey!
Wassup, fellas?
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Evidently your parole.
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Well, and how are you today
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my lovable licorice
lady of the law?
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Just fine, my greasy
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green-toothed,
ghetto
gangster.
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So, how's business,
my hard workin' homeys?
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Oh, my God!
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I hope you came by
to pick up your two friends..
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...Tic and Tac.
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Your breath is kickin'
like Jackie Chan.
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Watow! Watow!
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[sniffs]
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What, you got a problem
with catfish and onions?
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What part of the
catfish
did you eat, the ass?
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Oh, listen,
listen, listen,
fellas.
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Look, we've been
friends
a long time, right?
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I mean, you're like
second family.
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Whenever I get arrested I always
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put you down
as my next of kin.
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Oh, gee, thank you.
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What I'm tryin' to say is--
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- You want to borrow some money?
- 'Uh-hmm.'
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Come on, hey, T.C.,
what happened, man?
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You was loaded last week.
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Unfortunately,
I invested in a horse
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that had a drug problem.
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Look, the only
reason
I came to you guys
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is 'cause I have no one
else
to ask, you know.
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How about 250?
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Hey, man, you better go get
a loan shark or somethin'.
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Oh, shoot, my knees
still haven't healed
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from the last time.
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But look-look, don't worry,
no hard feelings.
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I'll figure out a way to get
the money one way or another.
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[coughing]
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[theme song]
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♪ We're brothers ♪
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♪ We're happy and we're singing
and we're colored ♪
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♪ Give me a high five ♪♪
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(male #1)
'Alright, cut and print.
Beautiful guys!'
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'Dynamite! That is..'
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[hip hop music]
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[instrumental music]
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(Marlon)
Knicks, baby!
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Okay, It's gonna be dope.
I'm gonna kick back..
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You know,
somethin' ain't right.
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This place seems so clean.
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Oh, my God, Marlon!
We've been robbed, G!
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- We what?
- We've been robbed!
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They-they took my stereo,
my speakers
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my TV, my VCR!
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No, Shawn, not the VCR!
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G, my "House Party
3"
tape was in there!
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Why?
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Damn, damn, damn!
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Yeah, hello?
Yes, police?
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I'd like to report a robbery.
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Yes, it's a emergency.
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Alright, I'll hold.
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[instrumental music]
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[siren wailing in distance]
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[knocking on door]
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You called?
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Yeah, wow!
Only five hours!
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Let me guess, long line
at the donut shop?
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Oh, I see you guys are
the victims of a 10-20.
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That's a 10-4,
Mr. Five-O.
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He's a victim of a 10-20
with a 9-0-2-1-0.
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Same thing happened
on 2-2-7.
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That's police talk, baby.
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Never mind him.
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- They stole his medication
too.
- Alright.
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Anyway, here's a list
of the stuff that was taken.
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Come on, guys, you don't expect
me to believe this, do you?
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What? Oh, I see.
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A brother can't have
an original Picasso, huh?
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No, I'm talkin' about
this
"House Party 3" tape.
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I've seen that.
Nobody would steal that
tape.
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What, are ya joshin' me?
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Look, I'll have you know that
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not only is "House Party 3"
a collector's item
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but it happens to be
my favorite movie
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in the whole wide world.
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Man, you know how long
it took me to learn that
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Kid 'n Play dance, huh?
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♪ Boo-boo doo-duh uh ♪♪
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Ah, yeah!
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[indistinct shouting]
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Hey, will you stop it with
that stupid dance and the
tape?
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I'm sorry.
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Now, officer, do you have
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any idea who could have
robbed us?
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Most robberies are
committed by the
people
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that are closest to you.
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Little boy, I will..
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But lately there's been a
string
of burglaries in the area
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by someone we call
The Sweet Tooth Bandit
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because he
usually
leaves a piece
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of butterscotch
candy
at the scene.
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What? How was I suppose
to know it was evidence?
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Anyway, what's next?
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Well, I'm gonna put out an APB.
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I'm gonna fax the serial
numbers to all the pawn
shops
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and I'll scan the
computers
for a similar MO.
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We're not gonna get our
stuff back, are we?
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Nope.
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[instrumental music]
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Dang, Dee...
I feel so violated.
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Do you know what it feels
like
to have some estrange man
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puttin' his hands all
over your private things?
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I wish I did.
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Hey! Yabba dabba doozer!
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Hey, hey, hey.
Cats and kittens.
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Uh, Bootsy Collins?
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[laughs]
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Did you look in
a mirror this mornin'
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before you left
the mother ship?
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Who dressed you?
Dennis Rodman?
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[laughs]
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That just proves how
little you know about fashion.
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Ooh, my eyes can't
take
this much torture.
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Look, brother, I heard
about your pad bein'
robbed.
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And like a real friend,
I'm gonna lend you some money
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'till you get back
out on your feet.
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At a 22 percent
interest rate, of
course.
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Dang, where'd you
get all that money from?
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Ooh! No, no, no!
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That ain't none
of
your...biz-ness!
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I almost forget, man.
Give me a piece of
candy.
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My sweet tooth is fiend.
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You wouldn't happen to want
some butterscotch, would ya?
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Yeah, yeah!
That'd would be perfect.
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That'll be a $1.99.
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[cashier machine beeping]
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[dramatic music]
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I believe the total was $1.99.
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Thank you, brother.
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Does NBC know they're
missin' a peacock?
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Marlon? Marlon?
Snap out of it.
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Shawn, I know who robbed us.
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Yeah, so do I.
The Sweet Tooth Bandit.
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No, I know who
The Sweet Tooth Bandit is.
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- Really? Who?
- Shawn, it's T.C.
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Come on, Marlon,
you're trippin'!
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Black, I know it sounds wild,
but, G, he was just in here.
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He was flashin' jewelry,
he had a big wad of cash.
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He even had a new suit on.
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Well, not brand-new.
It was early '70s.
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And let's not forget,
hedid
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But not for stealing, he
was
counterfeitin' food
stamps
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and selling government cheese
without a license.
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Well, riddle me this, Batman!
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Why would he buy some
candy for his sweet
tooth?
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What kind of candy?
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Bam!
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Butterscotch.
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Holy tooth decay, Robin!
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Come on, Marlon,
everybody likes butterscotch.
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- 'Wait.'
- Alright, boys.
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Get ready for your mouth
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to water like a Jheri curl.
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Not right now, pops.
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- What's the matter, son?
- T.C. robbed us.
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Marlon, shut up,
you don't know that for
sure.
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Shawn is right, Marlon.
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You gotta have a lot of proof
before you start
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accusin' your friends.
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You boys are smarter than that.
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At least one of you is.
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Look, Marlon,
I don't want to hear anymore
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about T.C. robbin' us.
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You have no proof.
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You want some proof?
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You can't handle the proof!
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[instrumental music]
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Okay.
Here we go.
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We've got one
Kool-Aid with no
ice
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a lime
and a red crazy
straw.
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Oh, that's
a beautiful thing.
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- Oh, that's alright, baby.
- Oh, mm-hmm, mmm.
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This is sweet.
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It's got more sugar in it
than Tevin Campbell.
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Oh, boy?
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Well, I meant to tell ya, I
like
my Kool-Aid like my women.
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Sweet and thick.
Umm!
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- Boy, you ain't lyin'.
- 'Yeah!'
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This ain't nothin'
but a glass of Jell-O.
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Yeah, yeah, that's cool.
Germs, you know.
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- Now, I hear ya.
- Yeah.
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Hey, you think you could get
a brother somethin' to snack
on?
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You know I got the munchies.
Oh, yeah.
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[bell dings]
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Are you in luck?
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I have some Toll house cookies
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comin' out of
the oven right now!
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- Get the hell out of here!
- I ain't kiddin'.
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No, I ain't.
Let me take that from ya.
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- No, no, I got it.
- I'll grab it.
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- Okay. I got it.
- Hold on to it, then.
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- I'm gonna drink all. Okay.
- I'mma go get that..
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- 'Hey!'
- My bad!
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- 'What'd you say?'
- Nice pad!
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Exhibit A. Fingerprints.
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I know he got a bloody glove
around here somewhere.
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(T.C.)
'Man!
This came out slammin'!'
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Oh, my God! Shawn's ring.
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Okay, cookies are coolin'.
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Hey, hey, hey! What-what-what's
goin' on, man?
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What? Yo, what are you doin'
in my drawer, man?
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What's my brother's
ring doin' in your drawer?
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That's the question.
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Where's my
"House Party 3"
tape?
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00:10:02,330 --> 00:10:03,100
Where's my
"House Party 3" tape?
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- I don't--
- T.C., so help me.
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Don't make me strip search you!
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- Where's my tape?
- Don't touch me!
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Shoo! Oh, I'd see
what this is all about.
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You think I had somethin' to do
with your pad being cleaned out.
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T.C., I don't think.
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00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:19,123
Me and Shawn know,
and here's the
evidence.
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How you can do this to me, man?
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We're supposed to be boys,
and you're stealin' from
me?
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00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:24,150
Oh, boy, how can we be boys
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when you think
I stole from you, man?
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Eh, you are the one
with
the criminal record,
right?
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Oh, I see.
So it's like that, huh?
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As soon as somethin'
bad goes down
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you blame the brother
who's done a little time.
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Man, we've been
friends for years.
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Marlon, you treat me
like I'm an ex-con.
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Negro, you is!
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Facts are facts, brother.
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And you know what, T.C.?
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From now on, I'm gonna
treat you like a ex-friend.
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Well, get the hell
out of my house then.
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I don't see why?
Half my stuff is in it.
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Let me tell you
somethin'
about friendship.
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00:11:03,366 --> 00:11:05,116
- Yeah?
- Mister..
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00:11:06,116 --> 00:11:07,246
[knocking on door]
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00:11:09,133 --> 00:11:10,103
What?
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00:11:10,133 --> 00:11:11,103
Let me get my jacket
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before you steal this too.
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00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:14,103
Hot fingers.
246
00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:17,133
And them some ugly-ass pants.
247
00:11:18,830 --> 00:11:21,830
[instrumental music]
248
00:11:25,383 --> 00:11:26,373
There you go, son.
249
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:27,370
With this lock, this place
250
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,830
will be harder to get into
251
00:11:29,116 --> 00:11:31,496
than the an
all-white
country club.
252
00:11:35,133 --> 00:11:36,233
You wanted proof?
253
00:11:36,266 --> 00:11:39,166
Well, here's your
freakin' proof, you freak!
254
00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:41,150
Settle down.
You're not makin' any sense!
255
00:11:41,183 --> 00:11:45,163
Pops...I got proof
T.C. robbed us.
256
00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:47,320
Look, I stole this
from his house.
257
00:11:47,350 --> 00:11:50,500
Marlon, you little Dick Tracy!
258
00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:55,146
That's his ring. He won
it from me in a poker game.
259
00:11:55,183 --> 00:11:57,133
- Oh..
- Marlon.
260
00:11:57,166 --> 00:11:59,496
You didn't go down
there,
and-and accuse
261
00:11:59,830 --> 00:12:01,180
an innocent man, did you?
262
00:12:01,216 --> 00:12:04,496
What do you have
to say for
yourself?
263
00:12:04,830 --> 00:12:05,330
My bad?
264
00:12:05,366 --> 00:12:08,496
Yo, man. T.C. probably
hates you right now.
265
00:12:08,830 --> 00:12:10,500
Well, actually,
he kinda hates us.
266
00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:11,250
I told him you was down too.
267
00:12:11,283 --> 00:12:13,503
Look, you two should
march right over there
268
00:12:13,830 --> 00:12:15,000
and tell T.C.
how sorry you feel.
269
00:12:15,330 --> 00:12:17,200
And let him know how much
his friendship mean to
you.
270
00:12:17,233 --> 00:12:19,133
Pops is right, Marlon.
Come on.
271
00:12:19,166 --> 00:12:21,996
And you better tell him I
didn't
have anything to do with this.
272
00:12:22,330 --> 00:12:23,280
Well you know, actually,
I-I don't think
273
00:12:23,316 --> 00:12:26,316
T.C.'s gonna be
there right now.
274
00:12:26,350 --> 00:12:28,830
Why not?
275
00:12:28,116 --> 00:12:29,366
Well, you know T.C.
is a busy brother, Shawn.
276
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,130
He might, he might be out
doin' laundry or-or..
277
00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:36,326
...you know, shinin'
his gold tooth or..
278
00:12:36,366 --> 00:12:38,196
...makin' license plates?
279
00:12:39,266 --> 00:12:41,146
"Makin' license plates?"
280
00:12:41,183 --> 00:12:42,303
- Marlon?
- Huh?
281
00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:45,253
Please tell me
you did not drop dime on
T.C.
282
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:50,330
I dropped
a whole roll of dimes.
283
00:12:50,366 --> 00:12:53,146
[instrumental music]
284
00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:57,303
[instrumental music]
285
00:12:57,333 --> 00:12:59,133
(female #1)
'What do you guys want?'
286
00:12:59,166 --> 00:13:02,116
Look, we just want to get
our friend T.C. out of
jail.
287
00:13:02,150 --> 00:13:05,660
See, a very
funny thing
happened.
288
00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:07,300
- Go on and tell her.
- You'll find this
hilarious.
289
00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:11,183
We thought our boy T.C.,
was The Sweet Tooth
Bandit.
290
00:13:11,216 --> 00:13:12,346
[laughs]
291
00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:18,230
So we called
the-the-the fuzz.
292
00:13:18,266 --> 00:13:19,316
This is a new word.
293
00:13:21,183 --> 00:13:23,223
And we had them
come arrest him.
294
00:13:26,133 --> 00:13:28,163
Ooh!
295
00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:30,280
T.C. what?
What's the full name?
296
00:13:30,316 --> 00:13:34,316
Okay.
It's T period C
period.
297
00:13:34,350 --> 00:13:37,130
I think it stands
for tacky convict.
298
00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:41,216
Here we go.
Bring out Thelonius
Capricornio.
299
00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:44,370
- "Thelonius Capricornio?"
- "Thelonius Capricornio?"
300
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,150
Oh, so that's his name.
301
00:13:46,183 --> 00:13:48,203
Y'all need to go
arrest his
parents.
302
00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:52,000
You did us a favor
turnin' him in.
303
00:13:52,330 --> 00:13:53,250
We got a tip that
the bandit hung out
304
00:13:53,283 --> 00:13:57,163
at the Third Avenue lounge,
but
uh, you saved us a stake-out.
305
00:13:57,500 --> 00:14:00,660
Hey, baby, I keep tellin'
you,
T.C. didn't do it.
306
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:04,100
No, he's got a record longer
than Diana Ross's weave.
307
00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:10,116
Oh, you all got some nerve
comin' down here
308
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,250
after gettin' me locked up.
309
00:14:11,283 --> 00:14:14,503
What you lookin' for now?
Reward money?
310
00:14:14,830 --> 00:14:15,250
Come on, T.C.,
it ain't like that,
man.
311
00:14:15,283 --> 00:14:18,663
Oh, no, no, no.
Save that drama.
312
00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:19,330
I don't even want to hear it.
313
00:14:19,366 --> 00:14:21,326
Look, T.C. man,
I can explain, man--
314
00:14:21,366 --> 00:14:23,096
Hey, look, T.C.,
Marlon messed up
315
00:14:23,133 --> 00:14:24,273
and we just came down
here to fix things.
316
00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:27,000
- Yeah.
- Oh. Forget it.
317
00:14:27,330 --> 00:14:30,000
Yo, take me back
to my cell, man. Shoot.
318
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:33,170
The truth is, you two should be
319
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:35,270
locked up for
impersonating friends.
320
00:14:36,216 --> 00:14:39,146
[instrumental music]
321
00:14:42,183 --> 00:14:44,383
We gotta do
somethin' to help T.C.
322
00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:46,230
Hey, Dee?
323
00:14:46,266 --> 00:14:49,156
Maybe we could catch The Sweet
Tooth Bandit ourselves.
324
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:50,380
Marlon, Marlon, Marlon!
325
00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:52,220
Fightin' crime
is a tough business.
326
00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:54,120
Now leave it to us,
professionals.
327
00:14:54,150 --> 00:14:58,000
- Now, go get me a donut.
- Come on, Dee, I'm serious.
328
00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:00,200
Look, the police said
somethin'
about The Sweet Tooth Bandit
329
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,133
hangin' out at
the Third Street lounge.
330
00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:04,326
Third Street lounge?
331
00:15:04,660 --> 00:15:05,330
Son, that's a tough place.
332
00:15:05,366 --> 00:15:06,996
When they make you a
Bloody Mary
333
00:15:07,330 --> 00:15:09,660
they use your own blood.
334
00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:10,250
Look, Marlon,
we don't know anything about
335
00:15:10,283 --> 00:15:12,333
catchin' no criminals.
336
00:15:12,660 --> 00:15:13,170
Now, what I suggest we do
337
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,180
is hire a really, really
good lawyer.
338
00:15:15,216 --> 00:15:16,246
No, Shawn, look.
339
00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:18,173
I'm goin' down
there
to find the guy.
340
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,280
Alright, kid, you know
I ain't gonna let you go
341
00:15:19,316 --> 00:15:21,826
down there by yourself,
I'mma go with you.
342
00:15:21,116 --> 00:15:23,126
Okay, well, if you're gonna
go through with it
343
00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:25,826
you're gonna need my guidance.
344
00:15:25,116 --> 00:15:27,826
'You know, as a highly-paid'
345
00:15:27,116 --> 00:15:29,266
professional security expert..
346
00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:32,370
...I think I know a little
bit
about catchin' bad guys.
347
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,660
We know, Dee,
we seen some of your dates.
348
00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:38,660
Okay, now,
you want my advice or
not?
349
00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:40,160
- Alright, go on.
- Okay, I can tell what to
do.
350
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:41,220
- Alright.
- I mean, if you want it.
351
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:43,330
- No, no, I-I-I want it.
- Okay.
352
00:15:43,660 --> 00:15:45,660
- Alright, now.
- Yeah, I want it.
353
00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:48,830
[instrumental music]
354
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,330
- Hi, mamita!
- Hey, Gloria Estefan.
355
00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:58,196
Hey, I can't
stay away from you.
356
00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:02,330
Get her number.
Get her number.
357
00:16:02,660 --> 00:16:03,230
Yo, man.
358
00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:04,326
Ew!
359
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:08,156
Come on, man.
Let's do this. Let's do
this.
360
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:09,000
Okay.
361
00:16:09,330 --> 00:16:12,100
[clears throat]
Hey, Marlon?
362
00:16:12,133 --> 00:16:15,233
Do you think it was a good
idea
for us to be out all night?
363
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:18,826
Why, we already
been robbed once.
364
00:16:18,116 --> 00:16:20,826
Well, if you're worried
about our life savings
365
00:16:20,116 --> 00:16:24,156
been left at home,
unprotected, don't.
366
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,300
I hid it in a very safe place.
367
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:29,133
Oh, no, don't tell me you hid it
368
00:16:29,166 --> 00:16:31,656
inside your old Air Jordan
369
00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:33,330
sneaker box in the closet?
370
00:16:33,366 --> 00:16:36,216
Shh, not so loud.
371
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:38,830
Somebody might hear you.
372
00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:43,330
Ah, phooey!
373
00:16:43,660 --> 00:16:44,320
Even if they did hear me
374
00:16:44,350 --> 00:16:46,830
they don't know our address
375
00:16:46,116 --> 00:16:50,496
is 800,
West a 117 Street.
376
00:16:50,830 --> 00:16:52,320
Apartment 3-0-3.
377
00:16:52,350 --> 00:16:56,330
The one with
the broken
lock.
378
00:16:56,660 --> 00:16:59,380
Boy, I hope nobody
heard you!
379
00:17:00,383 --> 00:17:03,173
[instrumental music]
380
00:17:16,233 --> 00:17:20,303
Dee...my legs is
fallin' asleep.
381
00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:24,153
Uh, Dee, you want to keep
your hands on your night
stick?
382
00:17:27,233 --> 00:17:29,373
Oh, I'm sorry, my hands slipped.
383
00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:31,353
Dee?
384
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,170
How long is this gonna take?
385
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,130
Listen, it might
take a while, fellas.
386
00:17:40,166 --> 00:17:44,116
Once I camped out
for 24 hours straight.
387
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:46,500
What kind of stake-out was that?
388
00:17:46,830 --> 00:17:47,380
It wasn't a stake-out.
389
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:52,100
I was online for
Fabio book signing.
390
00:17:52,133 --> 00:17:54,153
Oh, shh, shh, shh, shh!
There's somebody at the door.
391
00:17:54,183 --> 00:17:56,273
- Get back in the closet.
- Get back in. Hide!
392
00:18:08,660 --> 00:18:09,130
Gotcha! Come here!
393
00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:11,176
What's up..
394
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:14,216
[indistinct shouting]
395
00:18:15,366 --> 00:18:18,176
Okay.
Okay, stop it! Stop it!
396
00:18:18,216 --> 00:18:20,156
Stop it! Let's get the man!
397
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:21,100
Let's get the bandit!
398
00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:24,003
- Help me, please! Help me!
- Ooh!
399
00:18:24,330 --> 00:18:26,000
- 'Pops?'
- Damn!
400
00:18:26,330 --> 00:18:28,300
You all worse than the LAPD!
Get me up now here.
401
00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:30,273
- I'm sorry, pops.
- You all tried to kill me!
402
00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:32,160
- Sorry, pops.
- I'm so sorry.
403
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:34,180
We thought you was
The Sweet Tooth
Bandit.
404
00:18:34,216 --> 00:18:35,196
Man, we've been here
for four hours
405
00:18:35,233 --> 00:18:36,383
and all we caught was pops.
406
00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:38,180
You know, man, I don't
know who we think we're
foolin'.
407
00:18:38,216 --> 00:18:40,996
We ain't never gonna
catch no Sweet Tooth Bandit.
408
00:18:41,330 --> 00:18:42,000
[doorknob clicks]
409
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:43,200
There's somebody at the door!
410
00:18:43,233 --> 00:18:45,663
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Get down! Get down!
411
00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:52,326
- 'Marlon?'
- Okay.
412
00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:12,333
Freeze, dirt Bag!
413
00:19:12,660 --> 00:19:15,500
[screaming]
414
00:19:18,830 --> 00:19:21,100
Hold it right there!
Put your hands in the
air!
415
00:19:21,133 --> 00:19:23,163
And wave 'em like you
just don't care.
416
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:25,220
- I said wave him.
- Cut it out.
417
00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:27,830
Look! He's got my watch on!
418
00:19:27,116 --> 00:19:28,226
- 'We did it!'
- 'Yeah.'
419
00:19:28,266 --> 00:19:31,496
We caught The Sweet Tooth
Bandit! Ha!
420
00:19:31,830 --> 00:19:33,120
Come on out, pops, we got him!
421
00:19:33,150 --> 00:19:36,120
Is everything kosher?
422
00:19:36,150 --> 00:19:38,230
Come on, guys,
I-I-I just needed the money
423
00:19:38,266 --> 00:19:40,166
so I could fix my teeth.
424
00:19:41,350 --> 00:19:43,250
Forget the police.
We takin' you to the dentist.
425
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:46,333
Get your rotten mouth out of
here, candy teeth. Get on.
426
00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:49,660
[instrumental music]
427
00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:55,323
(Marlon)
Uh, T.C.?
428
00:19:55,350 --> 00:19:58,380
Look, black, I know you'll
probably never forgive me.
429
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:02,120
But I really wanna
apologize
for all I put you through.
430
00:20:02,150 --> 00:20:03,170
Well, you're right.
431
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,500
What you did was unforgivable.
432
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:06,170
I mean, it was way out of line.
433
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,330
- I know, but..
- Hey, hold on.
434
00:20:08,366 --> 00:20:10,376
I also heard how you
guys risked your
lives
435
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:14,120
to catch the real bad
guy,
and get me out of here.
436
00:20:14,150 --> 00:20:16,330
Yeah, you know we had
to represent, baby.
437
00:20:16,366 --> 00:20:17,376
Just try to make
everything right.
438
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:18,380
Man, word up.
439
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:21,160
While I was sittin' in that cell
440
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,230
turnin' down an extra
dessert
from Big Leon..
441
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,180
...I thought to myself,
T.C.,
you're a hypocrite, man!
442
00:20:28,216 --> 00:20:31,316
I mean, how can you
expect
somebody to forgive you
443
00:20:31,350 --> 00:20:35,200
if you can't forgive
them,
you know.
444
00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:38,253
- So, we boys again?
- Yeah, we boys again.
445
00:20:38,283 --> 00:20:41,123
That's my boy.
446
00:20:47,133 --> 00:20:48,373
Just checkin'.
447
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,500
Uh, T.C.,
I was just
wonderin'.
448
00:20:52,830 --> 00:20:54,370
Where did you get that wad
of cash you was flauntin'?
449
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,280
Oh, man.
I-I-I answered an
ad.
450
00:20:57,316 --> 00:20:59,826
Yeah,
I got a thousand
dollars
451
00:20:59,116 --> 00:21:01,296
to test an
experimental
hair-care product.
452
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:04,003
Really?
Well, what does it do?
453
00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:05,120
I don't know,
le-le-let's
see?
454
00:21:05,150 --> 00:21:06,200
- Oh, word.
- Let's check it out, man.
455
00:21:06,233 --> 00:21:08,353
Man, let's take it off and see.
456
00:21:08,383 --> 00:21:11,123
There we go.
How does it look?
457
00:21:13,366 --> 00:21:16,216
- It's, it's, it's..
- It's, it's, it's..
458
00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:20,660
Ooh..
459
00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:23,096
You know what?
That is fly.
460
00:21:23,133 --> 00:21:24,333
- It is fly?
- You should..
461
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:26,116
Eh, we should go to a club.
462
00:21:26,150 --> 00:21:28,130
We should, we-we might even take
you to the hair club.
463
00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:30,156
No! Ha!
464
00:21:31,116 --> 00:21:34,156
[indistinct chatter]
465
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:35,250
- That's it.
- Whoo! Whoo!
466
00:21:38,383 --> 00:21:43,173
- Woo! Woo! Woo!
- Woo! Woo! Woo!
467
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,380
[instrumental music]
468
00:21:52,383 --> 00:21:54,223
Uh, the, T.C., uh
469
00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:57,280
make mine...with ice.
470
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,216
(T.C.)
'Okay.'
471
00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:01,180
Uh, lo-lots of ice.
472
00:22:03,366 --> 00:22:06,156
And uh-uh-uh, and uh..
473
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:09,320
...uh-uh-uh...l-lime.
474
00:22:09,350 --> 00:22:10,380
Please, lime.
475
00:22:12,216 --> 00:22:14,116
- Okay?
- 'Yeah.'
476
00:22:14,366 --> 00:22:15,996
Okay.
477
00:22:18,116 --> 00:22:20,116
(Shawn)Look up, Marlon. Say cheese!
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