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Enjoy your coffee.
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Yo, pop!
Guess what?
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Don't tell me Marlon got stuck
in the trash chute again.
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No. I got into that
business
class I was tellin' you
about.
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Taught by the man
himself
Marshall Mehlman.
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Isn't he one that sold
those junk bonds
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and cheated people
out of their life savings
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and retirements and pensions.
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- Yeah!
- My boy, I'm so proud of
you.
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Of course, while I'm in
class
Marlon's gonna have to
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take care of the newsstand.
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Hmm, you think
that's such a good idea?
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Oh, yeah, pop,
I mean, Marlon's been actin'
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pretty responsible lately.
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He even stopped sucking
all the flavor
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off the lemonheads and
putting them back in the box.
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Well, if you think he is
mature enough to handle
it
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then I say go ahead.
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Hey, Candy, Mike and Ike
told me you was a freak.
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Yeah, girl, they said
you was good and
plenty.
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Oh, yeah? Well, they told
me
you was good and fruity.
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Ain't nothin' wrong with
a little Bit-O-Honey.
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Okay, I will scratch your
eyes
out, what you wanna fight..
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[screams]
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[squealing]
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Well, maybe I could find
someone
a little bit more mature.
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Hey, kid.
You need a job?
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[theme song]
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♪ We're brothers ♪
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♪ We're happy and we're
singin'
and we're colored ♪
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♪ Give me high five ♪♪
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(male #1)
'Alright, cut and print.
Beautiful, guys.'
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'Dynamite. That is..'
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♪ Girl what you got
goin' on tonight? ♪
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♪ I got something
that you gonna like ♪
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♪ Won't you just chill
with me tonight ♪
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♪ I got something
that you gonna like ♪
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♪ Girl what you got
going on tonight? ♪
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♪ I got something
that you gonna like ♪
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♪ Won't you just chill
with me tonight ♪
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♪ I got something
that you gonna like ♪
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♪ I got something.. ♪♪
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(Marlon)
'Come on, Shawn. Look, man.'
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If I'm gonna be a equal
partner
in the newsstand..
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...you gotta start
usin' some of my ideas.
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Marlon, we're not gonna use
no strippers and sell
"Playboy."
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Why not?
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'Cause it's a stupid idea
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that's never gonna work.
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Okay, what about prostitutes?
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Look, I gotta go
to my business class
tonight
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so you gonna have to lock up.
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- Alright.
- Alright, now.
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Don't let me come back
here
and find no midget
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mud wrestler selling'
"Sports Illustrated."
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Why, did shorty call?
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Congratulations, Marlon.
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- I hear you gonna be a
partner.
- Yeah.
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I bet you glad
for that bump in pay.
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- What are you doin'?
- Hey, yes, hey, Dee's right.
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I should be gettin' my raise.
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Look, Marlon, this ain't
about
what you should be
gettin'.
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This is about you
showin' some
responsibility.
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Man, what you
talkin' about?
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I always wear a condom.
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Marlon, the point is,
you
ain't gettin' no raise,
okay?
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Now, as a equal
partner,
you'll share equal
profit.
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I get 70 percent
and you get 30
percent.
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Right, just as long
as we're equal.
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Oh, always, brother.
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Greetings, cats and coeds.
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Oh, if it isn't little
Michael
from "Good Times."
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All grown up, hmm.
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Actually he looks more like
Carlton from "Fresh Prince"
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out of a garage sale.
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- What is that smell?
- Yeah.
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That smell like stink feet,
Afro-Sheen and Polo.
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What's the matter?
Never seen a college kid
before?
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Negro, you are 32.
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What are you
talkin'
about my age for?
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I've got five driver's
licenses
that say different.
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What kind of class
are you takin'?
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Oh, it's a college course
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my sorority soul sister.
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Hope it's hygiene.
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No, I'm taking
the same course as Shawn
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at the school of
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[snaps fingers]
"bid'ness."
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Oh, man,
don't tell me you're takin'
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Marshall Mehlman's class too.
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Oh, yeah.
He's my number one idol.
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Next to Morris Dick.
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Yeah. Oh..
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We could sit together.
Oh, we can pass notes.
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Oh! You can be my study buddy.
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TC, the only study buddy
you ever had
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was Bubba from D Block.
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I ain't there
to hangout with you.
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I'm here to network and expand
my business connections.
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Oh, then, brother,
I got connections.
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I'm known in every pawnshop
and pool hall
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in the tri-state area.
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Yeah, for passin' bad checks.
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Look, I don't want you
sittin' next to me.
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I don't want you
talkin' to me.
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I don't even want people to
know
that you know me.
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Oh-h, okay.
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I was gonna give you
a ride to class
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in my mama's Monte Carlo.
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But I guess
you can take the bus, hah!
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Hold on, "Cooley
High."
Hey, bro.
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Why can't two brothers
get together and carpool?
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Marlon, lock up.
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Hey, don't worry about it.
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With me here, everything's
gonna
run like clockwork.
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Well, accordin' to my clock
it's time for a break.
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You know, Marlon,
in all the time I worked here
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I can't tell
the difference
between
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your work time
and your break
time.
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Well, I would explain
that to you, uh, Bullets..
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...but unfortunately
I'm on my break.
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Hmm.
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Oh, you Gods of the heavens
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my wretched soul beseeches thee.
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Why has thou cast thy darkness
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like a shadow upon this weak
and mortal flesh?
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Marlon, your
annoying
actress friend is
here.
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Stacey, what's your problem?
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I'm in mourning for my
life
I tell you, mourning!
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Morning? Girl, it's 5 o'clock
in the afternoon.
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You don't understand.
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I have an audition tomorrow
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for the Tisch School
of the Performing
Arts.
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Oh, word, that school's
kind of big time.
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Everybody went there.
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Alec Baldwin, Billy Crystal.
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- Gary Coleman. Yeah.
- Hmm.
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"Diff'rent Strokes"
was the bomb, yo!
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(both)
"Whatcha talkin' 'bout,
Willis?"
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Yeah, well.
Now I may never get to
go.
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My partner
for the audition
scene
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got a gig
on "All My
Children."
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"All My Children?" Which
character? Chad, Brad, Tad?
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- Hey!
- What?
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Don't any of those brothers
have normal names
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like Dupree or Malachite.
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He's a stand-in for Chad.
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You made me put down
my Danish for that?
Whoo.
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Marlon, I don't suppose
you'd
help me with my audition.
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Oh, no, Stacey,
I ain't no actress.
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Well, you don't...
you don't need to
act.
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All you have to do is help
me
reveal, feed me my lines.
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I'm sorry, Stacey, now that
I'm
a partner in this newsstand
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I got to be more responsible.
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I gotta be here to make sure
things run smoothly. Sorry.
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- That's okay.
- Okay.
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I guess,
I'll just have to play mama
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to somebody else.
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Mama? Well, hello, mama!
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It's quittin' time
for big daddy.
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Hey, mama, uh, we need
any kind of special props?
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Hey, Dee, let me use
your handcuffs.
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I need your club.
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Yeah, that'll do.
Hello, mama!
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I suggest...you diversify.
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Spreading your 500
over the trifecta
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thereby tripling
your betting power.
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Uh-huh. Alright, baby.
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No problems. Hah!
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TC, are you takin' bets
over the phone?
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Uh, what I am doing
is financial
consulting.
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What you're doin' is melting
all
my fiber optics
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with your stink breath.
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Shoo!
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When I am through
with this cause
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I can hire somebody
to freshen my breath.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Just stop funkin' up my phone.
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You're lucky,
I need a free ride to school
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or else
you wouldn't even be here.
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Oh, see, you're just mad
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'cause you got
all that homework to
do.
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No, no, no,
Black Alfalfa.
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We
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Remember? We are study buddies.
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Oh, that's right.
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You study and I'm the buddy.
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Marlon, the scene only works
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if you say the lines as written.
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But, Stacey,
the scene don't make no
sense.
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And, by the way,
when we get to
sing
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"I Heard It
Through The Grapevine."
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That's my jam, there. Whoo!
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The play is "Raisin In The Sun."
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Has nothing to do
with The California Raisins.
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Well, "Raisin In The Sun"
ain't
got nothin' on classic plays.
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Like "Mama, I Want To Sing."
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That was a classic.
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♪ Mama ♪
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♪ Oh mama ♪
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♪ I wanna sing mama ♪
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Now, that's acting.
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- Hey, what's up, yo!
- What's up with you?
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Why y'all movin'
my furniture around?
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Oh, 'cause we got to rehearse
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for this audition scene.
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Yeah, the scene
requires
a-a really clean
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but rundown apartment.
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00:09:00,166 --> 00:09:02,196
Well, we don't need
clean,
it's just a rehearsal.
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Hey-hey. Well, hold up.
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Y'all ain't rehearsin'
in my living room.
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- We're studyin'.
- Oh, come on, Shawn.
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Where else
we gonna put the audience?
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What audience?
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[doorbell ringing]
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[knock on door]
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- Hey.
- Hey, pop!
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Alright.
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[instrumental music]
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Red leather, yellow leather.
Red leather, yellow leather.
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Red leather, yellow leather.
Red leather, yellow leather.
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[mumbling]
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[mumbling]
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Red leather, yellow leather.
Red leather, yellow leather.
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♪ We're expectin' a change ♪
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♪ We're expectin' a change ♪
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What the hell are you doin'?
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I don't know. I'm doin'
whatever you're doin'.
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- I'm tryin' to loosen up.
- Oh, well..
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You know, I can loosen you
real good in the bedroom,
girl.
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Come on.
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Come on, Marlon,
in-in this scene,
I'm..
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I'm supposed to be filled
with anger and
disapproval..
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- Boo-yah!
- I'm ready.
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I always knew
Marlon had talent
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ever since he play
that drumstick
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in the Thanksgiving pageant.
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Oh, yeah, I remember that.
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He never even came out.
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He was backstage gettin' busy
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with a little breast.
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- Shh, quiet.
- White meat, brother.
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Quiet, shh, quiet now,
they are about to start.
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Stop. Shh, shh.
245
00:10:13,100 --> 00:10:15,000
[sighs]
246
00:10:15,330 --> 00:10:16,500
Action.
247
00:10:16,830 --> 00:10:18,250
[laughing]
248
00:10:22,283 --> 00:10:26,123
You're makin' an awful
pain
inside me, son.
249
00:10:26,150 --> 00:10:28,130
Son? Wait a minute.
250
00:10:28,166 --> 00:10:30,276
I didn't know you was supposed
to be playin' my mother.
251
00:10:30,316 --> 00:10:32,366
I told you
I was gonna be your mama.
252
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,120
I thought
you meant hoochie mama.
253
00:10:38,660 --> 00:10:39,370
Did you read the scene?
254
00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,160
Well, you know, I-I didn't get
a chance to get around to it.
255
00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:43,200
But, hey, I just want to
keep it real.
256
00:10:43,233 --> 00:10:45,383
Yeah, well,
just read the
scene.
257
00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:48,500
[imitating Stacey]
Just read the scene.
258
00:10:50,266 --> 00:10:54,096
You're makin' an awful
pain
inside me, son.
259
00:10:54,133 --> 00:10:57,173
You're makin'
somethin' inside me
cry.
260
00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:58,280
Well, you know,
that's the complain I have
261
00:10:58,316 --> 00:11:00,326
with all the ladies.
262
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:01,320
[laughing]
263
00:11:01,350 --> 00:11:03,330
Marlon!
264
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,120
[cheering]
265
00:11:08,150 --> 00:11:10,350
- Aah!
- Marlon.
266
00:11:10,383 --> 00:11:13,153
That is not the line. Will you
just read the line as written?
267
00:11:13,183 --> 00:11:14,303
Come on, man,
you're dyin' out there.
268
00:11:14,333 --> 00:11:16,233
I'm just tryin' to provide
some laughter.
269
00:11:16,266 --> 00:11:18,226
Yeah, but
this isn't "Def Comedy
Jam."
270
00:11:18,266 --> 00:11:20,156
It is my audition.
271
00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:23,320
Oh, you wait till I tell to
Russell Simmons about that.
272
00:11:26,216 --> 00:11:28,296
Thank you, all,
for coming down.
273
00:11:32,283 --> 00:11:36,123
Walter Lee, I come
from five
generations
274
00:11:36,150 --> 00:11:38,250
of slaves
and sharecroppers and--
275
00:11:38,283 --> 00:11:40,373
Then why are you
so light-skinned, mama?
276
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,100
[all laughing]
277
00:11:43,133 --> 00:11:44,203
[applause]
278
00:11:46,150 --> 00:11:48,330
[cheering]
279
00:11:55,150 --> 00:11:59,250
And ain't nobody in my
family
never let nobody..
280
00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:04,100
...give 'em no money
that was a way of tellin'
them
281
00:12:04,133 --> 00:12:06,253
they wasn't fit
to walk the
earth.
282
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,180
- We ain't never been that
poor.
- Oh-kay.
283
00:12:15,830 --> 00:12:17,350
We ain't never
been
that dead inside.
284
00:12:19,166 --> 00:12:20,346
Marlon!
285
00:12:20,383 --> 00:12:22,253
Stop it with your stupid jokes
286
00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:24,833
You're just
a no talent
fathead.
287
00:12:24,116 --> 00:12:26,656
Hey, hey, hey.
You're goin' off book, missy.
288
00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:27,250
- That's not in the script.
- Yeah?
289
00:12:27,283 --> 00:12:29,253
Well, now it's my turn
to keep it real, okay?
290
00:12:29,283 --> 00:12:31,353
- I'm out of here.
- Oh, come on.
291
00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:34,833
Some people can be
so unprofessional.
292
00:12:34,116 --> 00:12:36,216
- God.
- Wow!
293
00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:42,270
Come on, mama, I wanna sing.
Mama, I wanna act.
294
00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:45,330
Mama, I wanna
be breastfed, mama.
295
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,270
[laughing]
296
00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:52,320
Hey, y'all, I think
mama's mad at me.
297
00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:56,266
..my man
thought she was
cute.
298
00:13:00,116 --> 00:13:02,196
(Dee)
'Well, you and Stacey
patch things up?'
299
00:13:02,233 --> 00:13:05,103
Oh, come on, now, you know,
I'm still on for that
audition.
300
00:13:05,133 --> 00:13:07,223
She knows I'm way too important
to that scene.
301
00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:09,270
She couldn't find
anybody else, huh?
302
00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:11,380
Nah.
303
00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:14,160
Yo, kid, you need to stack
these magazines, yo!
304
00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:16,300
Stack magazines?
Come on, Shawn,
what's..
305
00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:18,353
What's my motivation?
306
00:13:18,383 --> 00:13:21,103
How about my foot in your ass?
307
00:13:23,183 --> 00:13:26,333
- That works for me.
- Yeah. Good.
308
00:13:26,660 --> 00:13:28,130
Yo, kid, did you see
how I had them
laughin'?
309
00:13:28,166 --> 00:13:30,196
They were howlin'
at everything I said.
310
00:13:30,233 --> 00:13:33,283
Yeah, they were laughin',
alright, only one problem.
311
00:13:33,316 --> 00:13:35,246
- It was a drama.
- Hey, look here.
312
00:13:35,283 --> 00:13:38,183
Forget the scene.
Point is, I made 'em
laugh.
313
00:13:38,216 --> 00:13:40,216
Oh, yeah,
they were laughin' at you.
314
00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:43,370
See, but this time I wanted
them to. That's the
difference.
315
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,280
Yo, kid. I'm an entertainer.
316
00:13:46,316 --> 00:13:49,656
Ah-aa, finally
found
my callin' baby!
317
00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:51,330
Oh, ho, ho!
Snap money, oh, man.
318
00:13:51,366 --> 00:13:54,346
Yo, you know what else
is callin'? These magazines.
319
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,000
They're sayin'
they need to be stacked.
320
00:13:58,330 --> 00:13:59,350
No, they ain't.
You hearin'
voices.
321
00:14:01,150 --> 00:14:02,320
Look, Marlon,
if you're gonna be my partner
322
00:14:02,350 --> 00:14:04,250
then you gonna have to start
taking this job seriously.
323
00:14:04,283 --> 00:14:06,103
Or maybe I don't wanna
be
your partner.
324
00:14:06,133 --> 00:14:07,173
What are you talkin' about?
325
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,270
To hell with this
newsstand.
I wanna act.
326
00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:12,380
Come on, kid, you're buggin',
man. You can't quit this job.
327
00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:15,500
You walk out every other week
and you always wind up
328
00:14:15,830 --> 00:14:16,660
comin', crawlin' right back.
329
00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:17,170
Yeah? Well, not no more.
330
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,230
Look here, Shawn,
selling magazines..
331
00:14:19,266 --> 00:14:21,196
That might be a'ight
for you, but me..
332
00:14:21,233 --> 00:14:23,123
I'm gonna be on the cover.
333
00:14:23,150 --> 00:14:25,660
Yeah, the cover
of "MAD" magazine.
334
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:27,996
[mumbling]
335
00:14:28,330 --> 00:14:30,330
Come on, kid, be realistic,
man.
This job is perfect for you.
336
00:14:30,366 --> 00:14:32,366
Where else are you gonna find
a job, where they gonna pay you
337
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,330
for sittin' on your
butt
all day long?
338
00:14:35,660 --> 00:14:39,660
Guys, will one of you
get me another brownie?
339
00:14:39,100 --> 00:14:41,370
I'd go myself,
but my leg fell asleep.
340
00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:44,283
Alright, bad example.
341
00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:46,216
But you gotta be honest, chief.
342
00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:48,170
Our newsstand is known
for bringin'
343
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,130
the finest honeys in town.
344
00:14:50,166 --> 00:14:53,246
Hey, hey, do you boys
sell
anything for lice?
345
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,253
- Eww.
- Yeah, you're right.
346
00:14:55,283 --> 00:14:57,183
How could I ever leave this job?
347
00:14:57,216 --> 00:14:59,656
[Dee snapping fingers]
348
00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:02,180
You know how many people try to
become actors and never make it?
349
00:15:02,216 --> 00:15:03,266
- Man!
- Phew!
350
00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:05,320
I'm giving you a opportunity
to work with me
351
00:15:05,350 --> 00:15:07,130
and build some security
for yourself.
352
00:15:07,166 --> 00:15:09,326
How, Shawn?
By selling
newspapers?
353
00:15:09,366 --> 00:15:11,316
Come on, man.
Be real.
354
00:15:11,350 --> 00:15:14,330
Look, Marlon, bein' an
actor
is not a easy job.
355
00:15:14,660 --> 00:15:17,500
It's hard work. It takes
hard work, discipline and
focus.
356
00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:19,160
Come on, stop tryin'
to talk me out of it.
357
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:22,000
Look, what's so hard about
puttin' on some dark shades
358
00:15:22,330 --> 00:15:23,330
signin' autographs,
and havin' orgies?
359
00:15:23,366 --> 00:15:27,116
Oh, well, I guess you got it
all
figured out, huh, smarty?
360
00:15:27,150 --> 00:15:28,270
Except for one
little small
thing.
361
00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:30,330
- What?
- It's called talent.
362
00:15:30,366 --> 00:15:32,326
Oh, so, what you're tryin'
to say? I'm no good?
363
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:35,166
No, I would never say
that.
I'd say you stink.
364
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:38,170
- Oh, so-so now, I stink,
huh?
- Well, you always stunk.
365
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,160
But now everybody else
gonna know about it.
366
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,280
You know what, I got no talk
for this man, I got an
audition.
367
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,166
Come on, kid, let's stack
these magazines.
368
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,220
No, Shawn,
you stack the
magazines
369
00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:48,330
'cause that's
what
you're good at.
370
00:15:48,366 --> 00:15:51,326
Hey, what's wrong with you?
371
00:15:55,660 --> 00:15:59,330
For my prison has been extended
but a little.
372
00:15:59,660 --> 00:16:01,350
And no bars of iron
373
00:16:01,383 --> 00:16:03,233
will ever again
374
00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:06,826
entrap...my heart.
375
00:16:07,316 --> 00:16:09,276
[audience clapping]
376
00:16:11,166 --> 00:16:15,246
Miss Jackson, that was
theworst
377
00:16:15,283 --> 00:16:19,663
since, Sheila E. was
in "Krush Groove."
378
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:21,350
The only line you need
to memorize is..
379
00:16:21,383 --> 00:16:25,353
"Do you want paper
or plastic?"
380
00:16:25,383 --> 00:16:27,333
Thank you.
381
00:16:27,660 --> 00:16:28,220
[crying]
382
00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:30,000
Moving right along
383
00:16:30,330 --> 00:16:34,000
our next candidate
is Stacey Fuller.
384
00:16:34,330 --> 00:16:36,830
Oh, I'm, uh,
I'm sorry, Professor Lovejoy
385
00:16:36,116 --> 00:16:37,176
but my partner isn't here yet.
386
00:16:37,216 --> 00:16:38,996
Okay, then we'll wait.
387
00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:41,230
Time's up, thank you.
388
00:16:41,266 --> 00:16:43,226
'Michelle.'
389
00:16:43,266 --> 00:16:45,226
Wai-wait, there he is.
390
00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:50,163
Dazzle me.
391
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:52,230
- Where the hell have you been?
- Let's just do the scene.
392
00:16:52,266 --> 00:16:55,246
Alright, you're sure
you know your lines?
393
00:16:55,283 --> 00:16:56,373
[murmuring]
394
00:17:05,366 --> 00:17:09,166
You're makin' an awful pain
inside me, son.
395
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:12,660
You're makin' somethin'
inside me wanna cry.
396
00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:14,500
Oh, come on, mama.
397
00:17:14,830 --> 00:17:16,300
Mama, don't cry.
Mama, just understand.
398
00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:18,233
This white man's
about to come in here
399
00:17:18,266 --> 00:17:22,246
and be able to pay us more money
than we've ever had, mama.
400
00:17:22,283 --> 00:17:25,333
And it's important to him.
401
00:17:25,660 --> 00:17:27,120
And I'mma help him.
402
00:17:27,150 --> 00:17:29,220
I'mma put me on his show.
403
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,116
Walter Lee..
404
00:17:32,150 --> 00:17:35,280
I come from five generations
of slaves and sharecroppers
405
00:17:35,316 --> 00:17:37,116
and ain't nobody in this family
406
00:17:37,150 --> 00:17:39,000
never let no one
give 'em no money
407
00:17:39,330 --> 00:17:42,120
that was a way of tellin' us
we wasn't fit to walk the
earth.
408
00:17:43,216 --> 00:17:45,146
We ain't never been that poor.
409
00:17:45,183 --> 00:17:48,133
We ain't never
been that dead inside.
410
00:17:48,166 --> 00:17:50,166
What is with you all?
411
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:54,130
I didn't make this world,
it was given to me this
way.
412
00:17:54,166 --> 00:17:56,276
Hell, yeah,
I want some yacht someday.
413
00:17:56,316 --> 00:17:58,296
And you're damn right
I wanna put some real
pearls
414
00:17:58,333 --> 00:18:02,503
on my wife's
neck.
What, mama?
415
00:18:02,830 --> 00:18:05,000
Ain't my wife supposed to
have
real pearls, ma?
416
00:18:06,233 --> 00:18:09,173
Tell me, who decides what woman
shall have real pearls
417
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:12,660
in this world,
and who
shouldn't?
418
00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:13,280
Mama, I am a man.
419
00:18:13,316 --> 00:18:17,126
And I say my wife should
have
some pearls on her neck.
420
00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:19,366
[audience clapping]
421
00:18:29,183 --> 00:18:30,223
What are you doin' here?
422
00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:32,330
You didn't go to
your brother's audition?
423
00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:34,250
Hell, no,
I can always see
Marlon
424
00:18:34,283 --> 00:18:36,333
make a fool out of himself.
425
00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:38,200
Besides, I have inventory to do.
426
00:18:38,233 --> 00:18:41,273
I guess somebody gotta take
care
of the newsstand.
427
00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:44,180
Well, you should be
supportin' your brother.
428
00:18:44,216 --> 00:18:47,326
Pop, I gave that boy
the perfect
opportunity
429
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:48,380
to make somethin' of
himself.
What does he do?
430
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:52,330
He throws it all away
to become Denzel Washington.
431
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:55,303
And you think he should stay
in business with you?
432
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:56,323
That's right.
433
00:18:56,350 --> 00:18:58,300
Sort of like me
wantin' you to be
434
00:18:58,333 --> 00:19:00,173
in business with me
at the diner?
435
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:04,380
Exactly.. No, wait, hold up.
That's completely different.
436
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,200
That's right,
because I encouraged you.
437
00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:09,373
I even loaned you the money
for your newsstand.
438
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:13,100
And by the way,
where is this month's payment?
439
00:19:13,133 --> 00:19:15,103
Oh, that's..
It's in the mail.
440
00:19:15,133 --> 00:19:17,173
I'mma keep you there.
441
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:20,180
Mail? What mail?
Pony express?
442
00:19:20,216 --> 00:19:22,096
Come on, pop,
you and I both know
443
00:19:22,133 --> 00:19:24,373
that Marlon is gonna fall
flat on his face.
444
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,270
That's the same thing
your mother said
445
00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:28,170
about you and
the newsstand.
446
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:31,380
She did? I always thought
ma was behind me.
447
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:34,300
Eh-eh. Forget I said that,
forget it, forget it.
448
00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:36,373
Look, the point is,
it's better to try somethin'
449
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,330
and fall flat on your face
than not try it at all.
450
00:19:40,660 --> 00:19:42,200
So, ma really thought
I was gonna fail?
451
00:19:42,233 --> 00:19:45,163
Did the word "fail"
come out of her mouth?
452
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:47,280
It ain't about your mama,
we're talkin' about Marlon.
453
00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:50,126
And to think, I took her
big
behind to IHOP brunch
454
00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:51,326
on Mother's Day.
455
00:19:53,216 --> 00:19:54,316
Son, let it go.
456
00:19:54,350 --> 00:19:56,280
That's the last woody,
tooty
fresh and fruity
457
00:19:56,316 --> 00:19:59,176
that woman's
ever gonna get out of
me.
458
00:19:59,216 --> 00:20:01,096
- Shawn?
- No, hey-hey..
459
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:03,323
No, no sweat off my
back.
I'm cool.
460
00:20:05,216 --> 00:20:08,116
And see, son,
Marlon has a dream.
461
00:20:08,150 --> 00:20:11,500
And no matter how dumb
or unreachable we think it is
462
00:20:11,830 --> 00:20:13,200
we don't have the right
to take it from him.
463
00:20:13,233 --> 00:20:16,003
Oh, you think about that.
464
00:20:16,330 --> 00:20:20,500
A-an-and, while you're
thinking,
un-un-un, get to sweepin'.
465
00:20:26,150 --> 00:20:28,160
- Hey, what's up, kid?
- What's up, kid!
466
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,130
- Yo, where's pop?
- Oh, he's in the kitchen.
467
00:20:30,166 --> 00:20:33,156
- Hey, wait. Hold on.
- What's up?
468
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:34,120
How did your audition go?
469
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:37,660
Why, you got some more jokes,
Eddie Murphy?
470
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:39,270
[chuckles]
471
00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:43,226
Look, man, I'm sorry,
I know I've been
472
00:20:43,266 --> 00:20:45,496
a little hard on you lately.
473
00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:47,230
Hey, you should be
apologizin' to me.
474
00:20:47,266 --> 00:20:49,226
Yeah, I will. Maybe I said
a couple of things
475
00:20:49,266 --> 00:20:51,246
I shouldn't have said.
476
00:20:53,330 --> 00:20:55,330
Look, man, I just want you know
477
00:20:55,660 --> 00:20:57,300
no matter what you choose
to do in life..
478
00:20:57,333 --> 00:21:00,273
...I always got your back, G.
479
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:03,330
- Word?
- Word. You know how we do it.
480
00:21:03,366 --> 00:21:05,226
Thanks, man.
481
00:21:08,330 --> 00:21:10,500
So, how did Stacey do?
482
00:21:10,830 --> 00:21:12,370
Uh, not too good.
483
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,130
She didn't get the scholarship.
484
00:21:14,166 --> 00:21:16,246
Oh, man, damn,
that's too bad.
485
00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:19,170
But I did.
486
00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:22,996
I start in the fall. Yay!
487
00:21:23,330 --> 00:21:25,330
Get off of me, boy.
488
00:21:27,283 --> 00:21:29,373
- Are you serious, man?
- Yeah.
489
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,330
Who were the..
Who the hell were the
judges?
490
00:21:32,660 --> 00:21:35,660
- What do you mean?
- I mean.. Ha ha. I mean..
491
00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:38,150
Congratulations, kid!
492
00:21:38,183 --> 00:21:42,663
I always knew you could do
it.
All along, I tell you, man.
493
00:21:47,116 --> 00:21:49,656
[screams]
Get off me.
494
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:51,250
Yo, son, the Knicks are
playing
the Clippers tonight.
495
00:21:51,283 --> 00:21:53,203
Oh, come on, man,
I can't believe
496
00:21:53,233 --> 00:21:56,383
their Brant Barry won
the Slam Dunk championship.
497
00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:58,230
OP's he's got game.
I don't care what you say.
498
00:21:58,266 --> 00:22:00,316
Oh, come on, Shawn,
the fix was in.
499
00:22:00,350 --> 00:22:03,350
Can't no white boy
dunk like that.
500
00:22:03,383 --> 00:22:06,233
Yo, wanna play
some one on one?
501
00:22:06,266 --> 00:22:08,246
Brant, nice dunkin', kid.
502
00:22:08,283 --> 00:22:10,373
I guess white men
can jump, huh?
503
00:22:12,283 --> 00:22:13,373
Good shot, OP.
504
00:22:17,233 --> 00:22:19,183
(Shawn)Look up, Marlon, say"Cheese."
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