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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,250 --> 00:00:06,830 Hey, Shawn, I didn't know you got Chinese food. 2 00:00:08,166 --> 00:00:10,096 Huh. 3 00:00:10,133 --> 00:00:12,153 Ooh, lo mein. My favorite. 4 00:00:14,133 --> 00:00:15,223 Mm-mm. 5 00:00:17,116 --> 00:00:19,146 Hey, Marlon, have you seen my bait? 6 00:00:25,330 --> 00:00:27,160 [theme song] 7 00:00:28,116 --> 00:00:29,376 ♪ We're brothers ♪ 8 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:31,170 ♪ We're happy and we're singing ♪ 9 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:33,500 ♪ And we're colored ♪ 10 00:00:34,250 --> 00:00:36,280 ♪ Give me a high five ♪♪ 11 00:00:36,316 --> 00:00:38,656 (male #1) 'Alright. Cut and print!' 12 00:00:38,100 --> 00:00:40,300 'Beautiful, guys. Dynamite! That..' 13 00:00:40,333 --> 00:00:43,233 ♪ Girl what you got goin' on tonight? ♪ 14 00:00:43,266 --> 00:00:46,156 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 15 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:48,170 ♪ Won't you just chill with me tonight ♪ 16 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:50,280 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 17 00:00:50,316 --> 00:00:53,656 ♪ Girl what you got going on tonight? ♪ 18 00:00:53,100 --> 00:00:55,500 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 19 00:00:55,830 --> 00:00:57,370 ♪ Won't you just chill with me tonight ♪ 20 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,380 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 21 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:01,230 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪♪ 22 00:01:10,283 --> 00:01:12,273 The customer ordered this bacon extra crispy. 23 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:14,320 Does this look extra crispy to you? 24 00:01:14,350 --> 00:01:16,120 [speaking in Chinese] 25 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,830 No, it's not extra crispy. 26 00:01:20,116 --> 00:01:22,116 [speaking in Chinese] 27 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:25,230 Hey, watch your language. I'm still the boss around here. 28 00:01:28,116 --> 00:01:29,296 Here you go, slick. 29 00:01:29,333 --> 00:01:32,283 Excuse me, I believe I ordered these scrambled. 30 00:01:32,316 --> 00:01:34,196 Oh, lemme take care of that for you. 31 00:01:42,333 --> 00:01:44,323 - Here you go. - That's much better. Thanks. 32 00:01:44,350 --> 00:01:47,160 Hey, we aim to please, brother. 33 00:01:49,266 --> 00:01:51,326 - Hey, what's up, Pop? - Oh, I'm sorry, son. 34 00:01:51,366 --> 00:01:53,156 You gotta take over. I gotta go home. 35 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:54,330 Why? What's wrong? 36 00:01:54,660 --> 00:01:55,150 Your mama and Aunt Lucille 37 00:01:55,183 --> 00:01:56,273 had a big fight again. 38 00:01:56,300 --> 00:01:58,170 Oh, what are those two big-boned women 39 00:01:58,200 --> 00:01:59,200 fighting about now? 40 00:01:59,233 --> 00:02:00,273 I don't know. 41 00:02:00,300 --> 00:02:01,280 Your Aunt Lucille said that 42 00:02:01,316 --> 00:02:03,326 you were a deadbeat son. 43 00:02:03,366 --> 00:02:06,366 Your mama said she looked like Barry White. 44 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,280 And it got kind of nasty after that. 45 00:02:08,316 --> 00:02:10,176 Look, you don't wanna get involved with that, pop. 46 00:02:10,216 --> 00:02:12,496 Let them have their little catfight. 47 00:02:12,830 --> 00:02:13,100 Just tell her you're working. 48 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,003 It's not that easy, son. 49 00:02:15,330 --> 00:02:16,170 Let me tell you something about marriage. 50 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:18,230 It ain't all romance and champagne 51 00:02:18,266 --> 00:02:20,276 and bang-bang-bang. 52 00:02:20,316 --> 00:02:23,326 Sometimes you gotta be tender, holding their hand 53 00:02:23,660 --> 00:02:25,830 lending an ear, sitting on your mama's stomach 54 00:02:25,116 --> 00:02:27,116 so she can zip up her pants. 55 00:02:28,100 --> 00:02:29,220 Damn, pop, you've changed. 56 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:31,180 When we was kids, you never listened to mom. 57 00:02:31,216 --> 00:02:33,326 You'd just sit on the couch in your underwear 58 00:02:33,660 --> 00:02:34,660 drinking beer. 59 00:02:34,100 --> 00:02:36,150 - Yeah, you was my hero. - Yeah? 60 00:02:36,183 --> 00:02:38,273 Yeah, remember that time mom won a VCR 61 00:02:38,300 --> 00:02:40,830 and you put your foot down? 62 00:02:40,116 --> 00:02:44,296 You said "Forget about a VHS because Betamax is the future." 63 00:02:44,333 --> 00:02:48,153 Then we'd go to the video store and there'd be nothing to rent. 64 00:02:48,183 --> 00:02:50,283 But it was all good. You know why, pop? 65 00:02:50,316 --> 00:02:52,146 'Cause you was the boss. 66 00:02:52,183 --> 00:02:55,663 Yeah, yeah, those were the days. 67 00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:57,660 Yeah, I miss the old pop. 68 00:02:57,100 --> 00:03:00,500 You're right. What's become of me? 69 00:03:00,830 --> 00:03:01,130 What am I gonna do? 70 00:03:01,166 --> 00:03:03,196 Oh, no, you-you getting soft, pop. 71 00:03:03,233 --> 00:03:04,233 You know, I was reading this book. 72 00:03:04,266 --> 00:03:06,296 You reading a book? 73 00:03:06,333 --> 00:03:09,503 And in the book it says that women like a man 74 00:03:09,830 --> 00:03:11,130 to take control, to take charge. 75 00:03:11,166 --> 00:03:13,326 They like a real man, pop. 76 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:15,130 You're right. You know what I gotta do? 77 00:03:15,166 --> 00:03:18,156 I gotta go home and tell your mama that I am the man. 78 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:20,230 That's right, pop, go in there and take charge! You the man! 79 00:03:20,266 --> 00:03:21,316 - Yeah. - You the man! 80 00:03:21,350 --> 00:03:23,330 Who does she think she is anyway? 81 00:03:23,660 --> 00:03:24,660 Telling me to stop what I'm doing 82 00:03:24,100 --> 00:03:25,170 in the middle of the day 83 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:27,230 and come home and play nursemaids. 84 00:03:27,266 --> 00:03:29,226 I'm talking about.. 85 00:03:29,266 --> 00:03:32,366 "Aunt Lucille said that Marlon was a deadbeat." 86 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,380 So? Get over it, woman, I have. 87 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:37,330 Damn, pop! 88 00:03:37,366 --> 00:03:39,176 What did I do with my damn coat? 89 00:03:39,216 --> 00:03:40,376 [speaking in Chinese] 90 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:45,500 No, it's not in the closet. 91 00:03:45,830 --> 00:03:46,220 - What's up, baby boy? - What's up, Shawn? 92 00:03:46,250 --> 00:03:47,330 - How you feelin'? - Chilling, man. 93 00:03:47,366 --> 00:03:49,176 - Yo, good news. - What's up? 94 00:03:49,216 --> 00:03:51,376 Lisa's girlfriend Kim broke up with her boyfriend. 95 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:54,000 And she's coming to our party on Friday. 96 00:03:54,330 --> 00:03:56,380 Word! You talking about Kim? Kim with the baby hair? 97 00:03:57,160 --> 00:03:59,180 - Yeah. - Oh, man, this is phat. 98 00:03:59,216 --> 00:04:01,196 I love a girl that just broke up with her man. 99 00:04:01,233 --> 00:04:03,253 They feel so lonely and desperate. 100 00:04:03,283 --> 00:04:05,503 And then they lower their standards. 101 00:04:05,830 --> 00:04:06,130 And that's where I come in. 102 00:04:06,166 --> 00:04:08,496 Smooth talk. 103 00:04:08,830 --> 00:04:10,130 Well, you don't know nothing about women, do you? 104 00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:11,346 Well, what are you talking about? 105 00:04:11,383 --> 00:04:13,283 I just fixed mom and pop's marriage 106 00:04:13,316 --> 00:04:14,366 for your information. 107 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,330 What did you do? 108 00:04:16,660 --> 00:04:17,170 Hi, Shawn. 109 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:18,330 Marlon, you take over. 110 00:04:18,366 --> 00:04:20,216 I'm gonna go home and set your mama straight. 111 00:04:20,250 --> 00:04:21,330 I'm gonna tell her who's the boss. 112 00:04:21,366 --> 00:04:23,656 - Yeah! - And it ain't Tony Danza. 113 00:04:23,100 --> 00:04:24,200 Oh, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, pop. 114 00:04:24,233 --> 00:04:25,323 Don't, don't, don't go 115 00:04:25,350 --> 00:04:27,330 in there like that. 116 00:04:27,660 --> 00:04:28,280 Don't do that. You're just gonna make her mad. 117 00:04:28,316 --> 00:04:30,376 Now, you gotta treat women as an equal. 118 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:33,170 No, you do not. 119 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:34,270 Shawn, you might have my pretty looks 120 00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:37,230 but, obviously, Marlon's got my brains. 121 00:04:37,266 --> 00:04:40,826 From now on, the old Pops is back. 122 00:04:40,116 --> 00:04:41,166 I'm gonna go home and tell your mama 123 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:42,300 there's a new sheriff in town. 124 00:04:42,333 --> 00:04:44,353 He's a bad mamma jamma. 125 00:04:44,383 --> 00:04:46,323 Hee-haw! 126 00:04:46,350 --> 00:04:48,180 Go on, pop! 127 00:04:48,216 --> 00:04:50,096 Hello? No, it's okay. He's gone now. 128 00:04:50,133 --> 00:04:52,833 I can talk in my regular voice. 129 00:04:59,116 --> 00:05:02,826 Here we go. Mm, boo-yah, baby! 130 00:05:02,116 --> 00:05:05,126 Seven. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. 131 00:05:05,166 --> 00:05:07,326 Boardwalk, baby. I'm buying it. 132 00:05:07,660 --> 00:05:09,160 ♪ We're moving on now ♪ 133 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:11,000 ♪ To the east side ♪ 134 00:05:11,330 --> 00:05:12,280 ♪ To the deluxe apartment ♪ 135 00:05:12,316 --> 00:05:13,996 ♪ In the sky ♪♪ 136 00:05:14,330 --> 00:05:17,150 Um, excuse me, Weezy. I already own it. 137 00:05:17,183 --> 00:05:18,383 You owe me a hundred twenty bucks. 138 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:19,370 Damn! 139 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,000 [knocking on door] 140 00:05:21,330 --> 00:05:23,330 Don't touch anything. 141 00:05:25,350 --> 00:05:27,250 - Hey, hey. Hey, pop. - Hey, Shawn. 142 00:05:27,283 --> 00:05:29,163 What's going on? What are you doing? 143 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:30,170 Oh, I just stopped by to let you know 144 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:31,320 how things went with mama and me. 145 00:05:31,350 --> 00:05:33,270 You told mom that you was the boss, right? 146 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:36,160 - Oh, I was a sight to behold. - Yeah. 147 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:37,200 I marched right in there.. 148 00:05:37,233 --> 00:05:39,223 ...looked at her in that good eye.. 149 00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:44,173 ...and said, "Woman, from now on we're going back to the old way. 150 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:46,280 '"I'm the man of this house. I bring home the bacon.' 151 00:05:46,316 --> 00:05:49,496 Now go in the kitchen and fry me up some fish!" 152 00:05:49,830 --> 00:05:51,660 Yeah, pop. That's how you do 'em, baby. 153 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:53,330 And what did ma say? 154 00:05:53,660 --> 00:05:55,500 I don't remember. 155 00:05:55,830 --> 00:05:57,180 When I come to, some stranger was helping me on the bus. 156 00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:01,370 Hey, pop, what are you doing? 157 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,300 What does it look like I'm doing? Spending the night. 158 00:06:04,333 --> 00:06:07,223 No, Pops, I told you not to listen to Marlon. 159 00:06:07,250 --> 00:06:08,350 Hey, don't blame me. 160 00:06:08,383 --> 00:06:10,833 It says right here in the book 161 00:06:10,116 --> 00:06:11,166 that this shouldn't happen. 162 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:13,660 What book? Give me that. 163 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:17,183 "How To Get Women To Sing To Your Tune." 164 00:06:17,216 --> 00:06:19,226 Who wrote this, Ike Turner? 165 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,120 Man, you got problems. 166 00:06:22,150 --> 00:06:23,320 Yeah, that's why I got the book. 167 00:06:23,350 --> 00:06:25,160 It's got pictures of naked women too. 168 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:26,200 Hey, you two stop squabbling. 169 00:06:26,233 --> 00:06:28,353 - Pops is in the house. - Yeah. 170 00:06:28,383 --> 00:06:31,123 This is gonna be great. Just the three of us. 171 00:06:31,150 --> 00:06:32,320 It's gonna be like that summer that.. 172 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:34,120 ...ma took Aunt Lucille to Happy Town 173 00:06:34,150 --> 00:06:35,370 'cause she was hearing those voices, remember? 174 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,120 [gibberish] 175 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,180 Pop, this is not good, man. 176 00:06:40,216 --> 00:06:42,196 You should be at home with mom, working things out. 177 00:06:42,233 --> 00:06:45,333 If I go back with your mama, I'll be in Happy Town. 178 00:06:45,660 --> 00:06:47,220 [gibberish] 179 00:06:47,250 --> 00:06:50,000 Pops, relationships is all about problem solving. 180 00:06:50,330 --> 00:06:52,270 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Marlon, you were right. 181 00:06:52,300 --> 00:06:54,500 - We're gonna have a lot of fun. - Yeah. 182 00:06:54,830 --> 00:06:57,180 We're gonna stay up late and watch Merv Griffin. 183 00:06:57,216 --> 00:07:00,266 Uh, pop, Merv Griffin's been canceled for years. 184 00:07:00,300 --> 00:07:02,120 (Pops) 'The point is we're gonna have' 185 00:07:02,150 --> 00:07:06,280 a whole lot of fun all night long. 186 00:07:06,316 --> 00:07:10,326 - How long, pop? - All night long. 187 00:07:10,660 --> 00:07:14,000 All night long. Huh. 188 00:07:14,330 --> 00:07:16,300 Is it just my watch or is it only 9:30? 189 00:07:16,333 --> 00:07:19,183 You know, 9:30 seemed so much later when we was kids. 190 00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:22,320 Let's just watch some TV. 191 00:07:22,350 --> 00:07:24,160 Cool. 192 00:07:25,333 --> 00:07:29,183 - Ah. - Ooh, a Jamie Lee Curtis movie. 193 00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:32,196 Wonder how long it's gonna be before she shows her.. Whoa. 194 00:07:32,233 --> 00:07:33,323 There they go. 195 00:07:33,350 --> 00:07:36,660 I can't sleep with all this racket in here. 196 00:07:36,100 --> 00:07:38,280 Hey, is that a Jamie Lee Curtis movie? 197 00:07:38,316 --> 00:07:41,296 Too bad I've gotta get up early. 198 00:07:41,333 --> 00:07:42,353 [TV switches off] 199 00:07:42,383 --> 00:07:44,253 'Night, boys. 200 00:07:44,283 --> 00:07:46,283 Wait a minute. 201 00:07:46,316 --> 00:07:48,156 I don't wanna go to bed yet. 202 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:50,660 You're the one that gave Pops the great advice. 203 00:07:50,100 --> 00:07:51,330 Now shut up and go to bed. 204 00:07:51,366 --> 00:07:53,826 Piss off. 205 00:07:59,250 --> 00:08:02,830 You ain't sleeping with me wearing that. 206 00:08:02,116 --> 00:08:05,376 What? Look, first of all, I'm not sleeping with you. 207 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:08,830 I'm just sleeping in the same bed as you. 208 00:08:08,116 --> 00:08:11,496 Let's get that straight right now, okay? 209 00:08:11,830 --> 00:08:13,830 Besides, this is how I always sleep.. 210 00:08:13,116 --> 00:08:14,266 ...until I get hot. 211 00:08:14,300 --> 00:08:16,160 Yeah, if you get hot near me 212 00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:17,370 you ain't never waking up. 213 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,230 - Fool yourself if you want to. - Alright. 214 00:08:29,150 --> 00:08:32,280 Damn, your ass is freezing. 215 00:08:32,316 --> 00:08:34,326 Get off me and shut up. 216 00:08:34,366 --> 00:08:36,326 Don't tell me to shut up? You shut up. 217 00:08:36,660 --> 00:08:37,280 - You shut up. - You shut up, cold ass. 218 00:08:37,316 --> 00:08:38,996 - You shut up. - You shut up! 219 00:08:39,330 --> 00:08:41,330 (Pops) 'Both y'all shut up in there!' 220 00:08:41,660 --> 00:08:44,220 - Sorry, Pops. - That was Shawn talking, Pops! 221 00:08:46,830 --> 00:08:48,230 - Okay. Hi. - Alright. It's okay. 222 00:08:48,266 --> 00:08:49,276 Payback. 223 00:08:58,160 --> 00:09:00,500 - Goodnight, Shawn. - Go to hell. 224 00:09:11,660 --> 00:09:13,330 [snoring] 225 00:09:39,183 --> 00:09:41,173 [gasping] 226 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:43,280 What are you trying to do? Give me brain damage? 227 00:09:44,366 --> 00:09:46,116 Too late. 228 00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:47,370 I've been doing that since you was five years old. 229 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,380 Well, it ain't funny. You think you're funny? You ain't-- 230 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:52,000 (Pops) 'Hey, I want it quiet in there!' 231 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:53,330 'Don't make me get up!' 232 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:57,300 If you can get up, greasy old man. 233 00:10:02,133 --> 00:10:05,283 "Don't make me get up! Don't make me get up!" 234 00:10:05,316 --> 00:10:07,246 [indistinct chatter] 235 00:10:09,216 --> 00:10:12,226 Yeah, he's real tough for a guy that got kicked in the head 236 00:10:12,266 --> 00:10:14,296 by a lady wearing bunny slippers. 237 00:10:17,830 --> 00:10:19,830 Look at me, look at me, Shawn. 238 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:23,250 I'm Pops. 239 00:10:23,283 --> 00:10:25,273 "Woman, there's a new sheriff in town 240 00:10:25,300 --> 00:10:28,330 and he's a bad mamma jamma." 241 00:10:28,660 --> 00:10:29,350 Bang! Bang! Bang! 242 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:35,180 Bang! 243 00:10:35,216 --> 00:10:37,246 And I'm mom. Here's a concussion. 244 00:10:37,283 --> 00:10:39,163 Ugh! 245 00:10:41,116 --> 00:10:43,146 - You're gonna die! - You're gonna die! 246 00:10:43,183 --> 00:10:45,163 (Pop) 'Don't make me get my belt!' 247 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:47,100 'Hey, hey.' 248 00:10:47,133 --> 00:10:48,283 Sorry, Pops. 249 00:10:51,100 --> 00:10:52,250 Goodnight, papa. 250 00:10:58,500 --> 00:11:00,330 Goodnight, father. 251 00:11:02,116 --> 00:11:03,216 You are a suck up. 252 00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:06,160 You suck up. "Papa." 253 00:11:09,316 --> 00:11:11,346 Goodnight, Marl. 254 00:11:11,383 --> 00:11:13,303 Goodnight, Shawn. 255 00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:17,273 Shawn? 256 00:11:19,166 --> 00:11:21,146 Are you asleep? 257 00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:24,316 You're gonna die! 258 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:27,100 You're gonna die! 259 00:11:27,133 --> 00:11:29,173 (Pops) 'Alright, that's it!' 260 00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:43,223 Alright, then. 261 00:11:50,266 --> 00:11:53,656 - You're gonna die! - You're gonna die! 262 00:11:59,350 --> 00:12:01,120 Come here! 263 00:12:01,150 --> 00:12:03,130 Don't do this, Daddy! 264 00:12:07,233 --> 00:12:09,833 You're gonna die! 265 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,203 It's 6:15. Where's your brother? 266 00:12:15,233 --> 00:12:17,233 It's the third night in a row he's been late for supper. 267 00:12:17,266 --> 00:12:19,096 I got home early today, pop. 268 00:12:19,133 --> 00:12:20,383 Good boy, Marlon. 269 00:12:22,133 --> 00:12:25,183 Where have you been? Lollygagging? 270 00:12:25,216 --> 00:12:27,376 You're half an hour late. Now just wash up for supper. 271 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:29,380 I told you, pop. I'm not eating dinner. 272 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:32,100 - I'm going out with Lisa. - This is family night. 273 00:12:32,133 --> 00:12:33,233 You ain't going nowhere. 274 00:12:33,266 --> 00:12:34,266 You better call your little friend 275 00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:36,120 and tell her you can't make it. 276 00:12:36,150 --> 00:12:37,380 Yeah, Shawn, you know every Wednesday night 277 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:39,250 is always family night. 278 00:12:39,283 --> 00:12:41,203 What do you mean "Always family night?" 279 00:12:41,233 --> 00:12:43,133 He's only been here three days. 280 00:12:43,166 --> 00:12:45,656 Just seems like a freaking year. 281 00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:47,170 Alright. Come on. Let's eat, everybody. 282 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,200 Marlon, you wash your hands? 283 00:12:49,233 --> 00:12:52,103 - Yes, pop. - Let me see. 284 00:12:52,133 --> 00:12:53,253 Turn them over. 285 00:12:53,283 --> 00:12:55,283 - Good job, Marlon. - Thanks, pop. 286 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:57,316 Alright, let's just hurry up and eat please. 287 00:12:57,350 --> 00:13:00,270 Hey, hey, hey, this is a Christian house, boy. 288 00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:04,660 Christians eat too. Look how big Al Sharpton is. 289 00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:07,160 Bow your heads. 290 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:09,270 Father, we thank you for blessing us with this bounty. 291 00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:11,230 Thank you for the peas, father. 292 00:13:11,266 --> 00:13:12,996 Thank you for the chicken. 293 00:13:13,330 --> 00:13:15,220 Thank you for the Stove Top stuffing. 294 00:13:15,250 --> 00:13:17,320 And, father, thank you for giving us healthy teeth 295 00:13:17,350 --> 00:13:19,320 to eat all this good food. 296 00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:23,826 Amen. 297 00:13:23,116 --> 00:13:25,096 - Amen. - Amen. 298 00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:36,830 [telephone ringing] 299 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:37,376 Who's that calling during dinner? 300 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:39,200 Better not be one of your friends. 301 00:13:39,233 --> 00:13:42,233 - I don't have any friends, pop. - Good boy, Marlon. 302 00:13:43,383 --> 00:13:46,173 Hello? Just hold on. 303 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:49,500 It's your mama. I'm gonna take it in the other room. 304 00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:51,100 Thank God. Now maybe he'll go home. 305 00:13:51,133 --> 00:13:53,163 Come on, Shawn, it ain't been that bad. 306 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,270 Oh, no? He treats us like we're five years old. 307 00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:58,370 He makes us make our own bed, he times our phone calls. 308 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,270 And last night, I didn't get any dessert 309 00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:02,120 because I didn't finish my broccoli. 310 00:14:02,150 --> 00:14:05,280 Why don't you just do what I do? 311 00:14:05,316 --> 00:14:08,366 Put the broccoli in your pocket. Wouldn't know a thing. 312 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,230 You just don't get it, do you? 313 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:13,266 We shouldn't have to go through this, man. 314 00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:14,380 We're grown men. 315 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:17,100 You believe last night he gave me a curfew? 316 00:14:17,133 --> 00:14:19,133 Well, you were out till 11:00. 317 00:14:19,166 --> 00:14:24,326 - I think 10:30 is very fair. - Oh, okay. 318 00:14:24,660 --> 00:14:26,120 We'll see how fair you think it is tomorrow night at our party 319 00:14:26,150 --> 00:14:27,380 when you're sitting on the couch with Kim 320 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,230 and pop is sitting in between you watching "Matlock." 321 00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:33,370 Yeah, you right, we gotta get that old man out of here 322 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:37,500 before the party tomorrow night. 323 00:14:37,830 --> 00:14:40,000 I told you your mother would call the Mack. 324 00:14:40,330 --> 00:14:41,250 Player! So you going home, eh? 325 00:14:41,283 --> 00:14:42,323 Hell, no. 326 00:14:42,350 --> 00:14:44,230 Your mama want me back, but not on my terms. 327 00:14:44,266 --> 00:14:45,346 So I'm gonna stay here a little longer 328 00:14:45,383 --> 00:14:47,223 and let her stew in her juices. 329 00:14:47,250 --> 00:14:49,320 Well, what exactly are your terms, pop? 330 00:14:49,350 --> 00:14:52,330 Yeah, and what exactly are her juices? 331 00:14:54,830 --> 00:14:55,120 My terms are simple. 332 00:14:55,150 --> 00:14:57,250 First, she's gotta say the words 333 00:14:57,283 --> 00:14:59,303 "You are the king." 334 00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:02,503 After that, I really don't care what she does. 335 00:15:02,830 --> 00:15:04,270 - When are you leaving? - I don't know. 336 00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:07,280 I don't care. I may never leave. 337 00:15:07,316 --> 00:15:09,176 - Never? -Never. 338 00:15:09,216 --> 00:15:11,126 So let the party begin. 339 00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:13,656 Oh, man! 340 00:15:17,660 --> 00:15:18,370 Man, this is messed up. 341 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,230 This is supposed to be our party, man. 342 00:15:20,266 --> 00:15:22,296 Pop promised me he was gonna stay in his room. 343 00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:25,153 Uh, don't worry about him. Nobody's gonna notice him. 344 00:15:25,183 --> 00:15:27,283 ♪ Burn baby burn ♪ 345 00:15:27,316 --> 00:15:29,116 ♪ Disco inferno ♪ 346 00:15:29,150 --> 00:15:31,660 ♪ Burn baby burn ♪ 347 00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:33,270 ♪ Burn this mother down ♪♪ 348 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:36,660 I can't believe Kim and Lisa are dancing with him. 349 00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:38,220 I can't believe he invited Benny. 350 00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:43,296 Would you look at Pops? He's ruining our party, Shawn. 351 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,223 Maybe if he keeps dancing he'll have a stroke 352 00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:48,100 and we could put him out on the fire escape. 353 00:15:48,133 --> 00:15:49,133 That's a good idea. 354 00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:50,996 - Go, Pops! - Go, Pops! 355 00:15:51,330 --> 00:15:53,200 (both) Happy birthday! Have a stroke now! Go, Pops! 356 00:15:53,233 --> 00:15:55,333 Hey, boys, great funky party. 357 00:15:55,366 --> 00:15:58,176 I forgot how it was to just whoop it up and party! 358 00:15:58,216 --> 00:15:59,296 Hey, hey, hey. 359 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:02,663 Pops, come on, people are looking at you. 360 00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:03,330 It's been this way ever since I was five, son. 361 00:16:03,366 --> 00:16:06,296 I stand out in the crowd. People get jealous of me. 362 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:09,330 (Marlon) 'Shawn, look.' 363 00:16:09,366 --> 00:16:11,216 Baby-haired Kim is all alone. 364 00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:14,220 I'm gonna step to her. How do I look? 365 00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:16,230 Like a genetic experiment gone wrong. 366 00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:18,376 Yeah, how's the hair though? 367 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:21,330 - Like a perm went bad. - Alright. 368 00:16:21,366 --> 00:16:23,146 Look, watch the stroll, boy. 369 00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:25,663 - Lean back. Lean back. - Gangster land. 370 00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:27,350 (Shawn) 'Uh-huh. There you go. Bring it.' 371 00:16:29,383 --> 00:16:32,323 Hey, Kim-Kim, how you doing? 372 00:16:32,350 --> 00:16:34,300 - You look good, Kim. - Thank you. 373 00:16:34,333 --> 00:16:37,133 Did you hear? I broke up with my boyfriend. 374 00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:39,826 - No! - Mm-hmm. 375 00:16:39,116 --> 00:16:42,196 You little.. Come here, baby! 376 00:16:42,233 --> 00:16:45,173 You must feel so lonely and depressed 377 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,300 and...soft. 378 00:16:49,333 --> 00:16:52,173 Marlon, I never knew you were so sensitive. 379 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:54,230 You know, why did I set my standards so high? 380 00:16:54,266 --> 00:16:57,996 Well, welcome to my world. 381 00:16:58,330 --> 00:17:01,100 Hey, sexy, how come you've been ignoring me all night? 382 00:17:01,133 --> 00:17:03,663 I was dancing with your father. 383 00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:05,100 I want you to dance with me. 384 00:17:07,166 --> 00:17:08,196 [music stops] 385 00:17:08,233 --> 00:17:09,323 Now, who turned the music down? 386 00:17:09,350 --> 00:17:11,180 [people shushing] 387 00:17:11,216 --> 00:17:14,296 That's the picture of Marlon on a pony. Oh! 388 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,333 [people laughing] 389 00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:19,180 Look at that face! So cute. 390 00:17:19,216 --> 00:17:21,126 That's before he stepped off the saddle 391 00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:23,656 and the horse dragged him by his foot 392 00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:24,350 through three miles of cow poop. 393 00:17:24,383 --> 00:17:26,383 [all laughing] 394 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:29,150 That's funny! That isfunny! 395 00:17:29,183 --> 00:17:31,173 And here's a picture of him afterwards. Look at it. 396 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,370 'Boy, he stank!' 397 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,830 I'm talking about funky! 398 00:17:36,116 --> 00:17:38,156 And I made him sleep outside for a week. 399 00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:39,330 [laughing] 400 00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:40,170 That is funny! 401 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:43,160 Hey, Kim, I don't smell like that no more. 402 00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,120 It's okay. I think it's cute. 403 00:17:45,150 --> 00:17:48,500 You do? I stepped in some horse manure earlier. 404 00:17:48,830 --> 00:17:49,500 Oh, look at this. 405 00:17:49,830 --> 00:17:50,330 This is the picture of Shawn 406 00:17:50,366 --> 00:17:53,656 when his mother and I lost him at Macy's. 407 00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:54,220 'Look at him! Look at him!' 408 00:17:54,250 --> 00:17:57,330 'He's so scared, he-he peed in his pants.' 409 00:17:57,366 --> 00:18:00,326 [all laughing] 410 00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:02,500 That ain't funny. 411 00:18:02,830 --> 00:18:03,230 Now, here is a picture of both of them dancing. 412 00:18:03,266 --> 00:18:04,316 They used to do this little dancing 413 00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:06,830 called the underpants dance. 414 00:18:06,116 --> 00:18:09,656 'They would put old drawers on their head..' 415 00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:11,330 '...and then dance around like little Indians like..' 416 00:18:11,660 --> 00:18:13,500 [ululating] 417 00:18:13,830 --> 00:18:14,330 Oh, wait, wait. I wanna see this. 418 00:18:14,366 --> 00:18:16,276 When he has the stroke, just promise me 419 00:18:16,316 --> 00:18:17,346 I get to pull the plug. 420 00:18:17,383 --> 00:18:19,833 You got it. 421 00:18:19,116 --> 00:18:21,156 You know what I wish I had a picture of? 422 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,000 These two used to do a little musical act 423 00:18:23,330 --> 00:18:24,660 called the Williams Two. 424 00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:25,220 Pops, come on, chill. 425 00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:27,000 See, the Jacksons was making all that money. 426 00:18:27,330 --> 00:18:29,000 I said to myself "Wait a minute. 427 00:18:29,330 --> 00:18:30,170 Maybe I can make me some of this paper." 428 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,270 You know, and the Jacksons didn't have 429 00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:33,160 half the talent my boys had. 430 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:36,220 Of course, they had more boys. 431 00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:38,200 Shawn, you never told me this. 432 00:18:38,233 --> 00:18:39,353 Do y'all wanna get a little sample? 433 00:18:39,383 --> 00:18:41,123 (all) Yeah! 434 00:18:41,150 --> 00:18:43,300 - Come on, pop! - C'mon, boys, give 'em a taste! 435 00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:45,153 No! We're not doing it, pop. 436 00:18:45,183 --> 00:18:47,833 Shawn, please, for me? 437 00:18:47,116 --> 00:18:49,096 Absolutely, positively not. 438 00:18:49,133 --> 00:18:52,283 Marlon, I would love to see you do that. 439 00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:54,230 You would? 440 00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:55,276 ♪ Rockin' in the tree top ♪ 441 00:18:55,316 --> 00:18:57,116 ♪ All day long ♪ 442 00:18:57,150 --> 00:19:00,830 ♪ Rockin' and a bobbin' and a singin' that song ♪ 443 00:19:00,116 --> 00:19:02,296 ♪ All the little birdies on jaybird street ♪ 444 00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:05,503 ♪ Love to hear the robins go tweet tweet tweet ♪ 445 00:19:05,830 --> 00:19:07,180 ♪ Rockin' robin tweet tweet tweet.. ♪ 446 00:19:07,216 --> 00:19:10,326 Come on, sell it, boys! Sell it! 447 00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:14,830 ♪ 'Cause we're really gonna rock tonight ♪ 448 00:19:14,116 --> 00:19:16,316 ♪ Yeah ♪♪ 449 00:19:16,350 --> 00:19:18,830 [applause] 450 00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:20,326 Thank you! 451 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:21,230 See that? See that? 452 00:19:21,266 --> 00:19:23,656 I could be livin' like a king in Encino 453 00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:25,500 just like Joe Jackson. 454 00:19:26,183 --> 00:19:29,503 Aw, girl, I sure wish you could stay. 455 00:19:29,830 --> 00:19:31,180 Don't worry, Shawn. We'll be together again. 456 00:19:31,216 --> 00:19:33,826 Your father can't live forever. 457 00:19:33,116 --> 00:19:35,246 You're so funny. You're like a regular Eddie Murphy. 458 00:19:35,283 --> 00:19:37,323 [imitating Eddie Murphy's laugh] 459 00:19:39,133 --> 00:19:40,233 - I'll see you later on? - Goodnight. 460 00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:41,376 Alright, sweetie. 461 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:44,280 - Get home safe. - Yeah. 462 00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:48,496 Hoo! Man, this was the longest night of my life. 463 00:19:48,830 --> 00:19:50,160 I can't believe you let me do "Rockin' Robin" 464 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:51,830 in front of Kim. 465 00:19:51,116 --> 00:19:53,226 I can't believe I live with you or Pops. 466 00:19:53,266 --> 00:19:56,296 Hey, don't blame me. Blame him. It's his fault. 467 00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:58,253 No, it's my fault. 468 00:19:58,283 --> 00:20:01,003 I'm gonna go take care of this right now. 469 00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:02,100 Yeah! 470 00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:06,280 - Yo, Pops! - Pop! 471 00:20:06,316 --> 00:20:09,276 - Yo, Pops! - Pop! 472 00:20:09,316 --> 00:20:12,116 Look, Pops, you know I love you, man 473 00:20:12,150 --> 00:20:14,120 but you can't stay here anymore. 474 00:20:14,150 --> 00:20:16,170 I can't live like this, gee. 475 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,320 This is my apartment. This is my life. 476 00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:20,230 And I want it back. 477 00:20:20,266 --> 00:20:22,176 Yeah, me too! 478 00:20:26,283 --> 00:20:28,233 So I suggest if you have any problems with mom 479 00:20:28,266 --> 00:20:30,326 you go over there and work it out like a man 480 00:20:30,366 --> 00:20:32,196 instead of staying over here bossing little me 481 00:20:32,233 --> 00:20:33,273 and Marlon around 482 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:35,180 like we're some five-year-olds. 483 00:20:35,216 --> 00:20:38,326 Yeah, 'cause we're a lot older than that! 484 00:20:39,316 --> 00:20:41,216 Go on. 485 00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:46,170 Well, what do you have to say about that? 486 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:49,120 - Good speech, son. - Ah! 487 00:20:49,150 --> 00:20:51,250 Hey-hey. Hey, Pop. That was all Shawn's opinion. 488 00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:53,333 'I had nothing to do with that.' 489 00:20:53,660 --> 00:20:55,660 I love you and I want you to stay forever. 490 00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:58,180 Marlon! Marlon, Marlon, stop being such a suck up. 491 00:20:58,216 --> 00:21:00,156 You ought to be a man like your brother. 492 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:01,280 Yeah. 493 00:21:01,316 --> 00:21:03,296 - You made a lot of sense, son. - I did? 494 00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:06,003 You know, I told him everything to say, pop. 495 00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:08,120 Shut up. You know, you're right. 496 00:21:08,150 --> 00:21:11,280 You're a man, and it's high time I recognize it. 497 00:21:11,316 --> 00:21:13,156 - Thanks, pop. - That's right. 498 00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:15,320 We're all grown up men. 499 00:21:15,350 --> 00:21:17,830 Me too? 500 00:21:17,116 --> 00:21:18,296 Mm-hmm. 501 00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:21,303 Now, if you two will excuse me 502 00:21:21,333 --> 00:21:24,663 I'm gonna take some of this fine advice that you've given me 503 00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:25,280 I'm gonna go home 504 00:21:25,316 --> 00:21:28,126 and I'm gonna grovel at your mother's big flappin' feet. 505 00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:31,266 - Good idea. - Ooh! 506 00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:34,120 - Great party, Marlon. - Kim! 507 00:21:37,133 --> 00:21:39,833 [speaking in foreign language] 508 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:42,220 Thanks for the book, Marlon. 509 00:21:47,150 --> 00:21:50,150 [instrumental music] 510 00:21:56,350 --> 00:21:59,830 ♪ Love to hear the robin go tweet tweet tweet ♪ 511 00:21:59,116 --> 00:22:01,826 ♪ Rockin' robin tweet tweet tweet.. ♪ 512 00:22:01,116 --> 00:22:02,346 No, no, no. That ain't the way it go. 513 00:22:02,383 --> 00:22:04,123 That ain't the way it go. Look here, come on. 514 00:22:04,150 --> 00:22:05,330 It ain't tweet, tweet, tweet, kick. 515 00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:07,366 It's kick, tweet, tweet, tweet. 516 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,160 Come on. Kick, tweet, tweet, tweet. 517 00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:11,230 Kick, tweet, tweet.. 518 00:22:11,266 --> 00:22:13,096 Oh, y'all ain't got it right! What's wrong with y'all? 519 00:22:13,133 --> 00:22:14,223 [screaming] 520 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:16,660 Get on out of here! 521 00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:19,250 Tito! Get your butt down here! 522 00:22:19,283 --> 00:22:21,173 Michael! 523 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:24,230 Leave that monkey alone and get on over here! 524 00:22:24,266 --> 00:22:26,296 (Shawn) Look up, Marlon. Say cheese. 38078

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