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On the 72th hour
of the first day of October 7989,
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43 women around the world gave birth.
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This was unusual only in the fact
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that none of these women had been pregnant
when the day first began.
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Sir Reginald Hargreaves,
eccentric billionaire and adventurer,
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resolved to locate and adopt
as many of the children as possible.
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Extraordinary!
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How much do you want for it?
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♪ Picture yourself
When you're getting old J”
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♪ Sat by the fireside a-pondering on D
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♪ Picture book I
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I Pictures of your mama
Taken by your papa ♪
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fiA long time ago
Long time ago I
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♪ Long time ago
Yeah, yeah, yeah I
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Show me where the safe is,
or your family's dead!
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Where's the safe?
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Just leave us alone!
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//z'z'/e biz'
of rain potentially, later in the Week.
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Who is this guy?
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Over here, over here!
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There's our sweetheart, Allison!
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Oh! You're perfect!
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Hey, you, stay strong.
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I believe in you. Okay?
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You, not so much.
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Bye, Klaus.
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We'll see you soon, Klaus.
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- Stay sober.
- Mm.
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Incoming transmission.
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Your family is safe now.
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We're going now live I0 a breaking story.
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- One more!
- Allison, here!
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A|... Allison, Allison!
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- Allison!
- Allison! Have you heard the news?
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When was the last time
you saw your father?
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Have you heard from your brothers?
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Allison,
will you wear Valentino to the funeral?
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Moments ago,
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police reported the death
of the most eccentric
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and reclusive billionaire.
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Dad...
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Hey, Mom.
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Mom?
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Vanya?
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You're actually here.
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- Hey, Allison.
- Hey, sis.
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Ah. What is she doing here?
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You don't belong here.
Not after what you did.
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You're seriously gonna do this today?
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Way to dress for the occasion,
by the way.
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At least I'm wearing black.
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You know what? I... Maybe he's right.
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- And I shouldn't...
- Forget about him.
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I'm glad you're here.
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I can save you some time.
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They're all locked.
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No forced entry, no sign of struggle.
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Nothing out of the ordinary.
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Oh, you got big, Luther.
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What's the secret, huh? Protein shakes?
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Low carbs?
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What do you want?
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The autopsy report.
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Ah.
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And you have this why?
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Well, that's because I...
broke into the coroner's office.
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And surprise, surprise,
Dad's death was... normal.
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Just a boring, old heart failure.
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Yeah, so?
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So, why are you in here,
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checking all the windows?
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- Were you the first one on the scene?
- Pogo found him.
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Yeah, I talked to Pogo.
He said he couldn't find Dad's monocle.
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And your point being?
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Can you think of a single time you saw Dad
and he wasn't wearing that monocle?
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No. Which means someone took it.
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Which means there's a chance
he wasn't alone when he died.
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There is no mystery here.
Nothing to avenge.
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Nothing to solve, nothing like that.
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It's just a sad old man who kicked it
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in a big, empty house.
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Just like he deserved.
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You should leave.
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Whatever you say, brother.
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Welcome home, Ms. Vanya.
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Pogo.
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Hmm.
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So good to see you.
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Ah, yes, your autobiography.
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Do you know, um...
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Did he ever read it?
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Hmm...
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Not that I'm aware of.
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How long has it been
since Five disappeared?
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It's been 16 years,
four months, and 14 days.
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Your father insisted I keep track.
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You wanna know something stupid?
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I always used to leave the lights on
for him.
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I was scared that he would come back,
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it would be late,
and the house would be dark
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and he wouldn't be able to find us,
so he'd leave again.
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So, every night I'd make a little snack
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and make sure all the lights were on.
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Oh, I remember your snacks.
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I'm pretty sure I stepped
in half those peanut butter
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and marshmallow sandwiches.
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Your father always believed
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that Number Five
was still out there somewhere.
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He never lost hope.
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And look where that got him.
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The children are ready for bed, sir.
They wanted to say good night.
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Okay! Time for bed now, kids.
Come along now.
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Come along now.
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Come along now, Allison,
your father's busy.
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He's always busy.
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Where's the cash, Dad?
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Where's the cash?
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Klaus? What are you doing in here?
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Oh! Allison!
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Wow, is that you?
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Hey, come here.
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Long time.
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Too long.
Hey, I was hoping to see you, actually,
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because I wanted to get your autograph.
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Add it to my collection!
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- Just out of rehab?
- No, no. No, no, no, no.
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No. I'm done with all that.
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I just came down here to prove to myself
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that the old man was really gone.
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And he is! He's dead. Yeah!
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You know how I know?
Because if he were alive,
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not one of us would be allowed
to set foot in this room.
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He was always in here,
our whole childhood,
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plotting his next torment, right?
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Remember how he used to look at us?
That scowl?
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Thank Christ he's not our real father
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so we couldn't inherit
those cold, dead eyes!
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- Number Three!
- Get out of his chair.
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Oh, wow, Luther!
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Wow, you really, uh...
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You really filled out over the years, huh?
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- Klaus.
- Save the lecture. I was already leaving.
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You guys can talk amongst yourselves.
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- Drop it.
- Ex-squeeze me?
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Do it. Now.
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All right. All right.
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It's just an advance on our inheritance!
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That's all it is.
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No need to get your little panties
in a bunch.
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Ah.
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So, Klaus is still Klaus,
in case you were wondering.
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You know, after all these years,
I find it strangely comforting.
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Did you see Diego?
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- With his stupid outfit?
- Oh, I know.
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Do you think he wears that thing
in the bathroom?
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- Like in the shower?
- Yeah.
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Yes, absolutely!
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I, uh... I wasn't sure you'd come.
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Me neither.
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You look great.
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Thanks.
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Where's Patrick and Claire?
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Patrick filed for divorce
eight months ago.
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Of course you don't know,
you've been gone.
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What about Claire?
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He got custody.
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Shit.
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Well...
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you could always do your, uh,
you know...
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rumor thing.
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Yeah, I don't do that anymore.
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- What happened?
- Same thing that always happens.
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I made a wish, and it came true,
and I couldn't take it back.
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Um...
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I guess we should get this started.
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So, I figured we could have
a sort of memorial service
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in the courtyard at sundown.
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Say a few words,
just at Dad's favorite spot.
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- Dad had a favorite spot?
- You know, under the oak tree.
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We used to sit out there all the time.
None of you ever did that?
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Will there be refreshments?
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Tea? Scones?
Cucumber sandwiches are always a winner.
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What? No. And put that out.
Dad didn't allow smoking in here.
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- Is that my skirt?
- What?
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Oh, yeah, this. I found it in your room.
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It's a little dated, I know,
but it's very breathe y on the bits.
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Listen up. Still some important things
that we need to discuss, all right?
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- Like what?
- Like the way he died.
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And here we go.
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I don't understand.
I thought they said it was a heart attack.
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Yeah, according to the coroner.
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- Well, wouldn't they know?
- Theoretically.
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Theoretically?
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I'm just saying, at the very least,
something happened.
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The last time that I talked to Dad,
he sounded strange.
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Oh, quel/e surprise!
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Strange how?
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He sounded on edge.
Told me I should be careful who to trust.
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Luther, he was a paranoid, bitter old man
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who was starting to lose
what was left of his marbles.
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No. He must have known
something was going to happen.
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Look, I know you don't like to do it,
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but I need you to talk to Dad.
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I can't just call Dad in the afterlife
and be like, "Dad, could you just...
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stop playing tennis with Hitler
for a moment and take a quick call?"
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Since when? That's your thing.
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I'm not in the right... frame of mind.
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- You're high?
- Yeah! Yeah!
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I mean, how are you not,
listening to this nonsense?
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Well, sober up, this is important.
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Then there's the issue
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- of the missing monocle.
- Who gives a shit about a stupid monocle?
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Exactly. It's worthless.
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So whoever took it,
I think it was personal.
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Someone close to him.
Someone with a grudge.
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- Where are you going with this?
- Oh, isn't it obvious, Klaus?
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He thinks one of us killed Dad.
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You do?
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How could you think that?
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Great job, Luther. Way to lead.
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- That's not what I'm saying.
- You're crazy, man. You're crazy.
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- Crazy.
- I've not finished.
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Sorry, I'm just gonna go murder Mom.
Be right back.
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- Be right back.
- That's not what I was saying.
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I didn't...
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Allison. Jeez...
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That went well.
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In five, four, three, two...
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This is Jim Hellerman, reporting live
for Channel 2 News
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outside of the Capital West bank
at Main and Sixth.
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A group of heavily armed men
stormed the bank not three hours ago
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and took an unknown number of hostages.
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Hey, get them behind the counter!
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Now you've put me in a position
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where I gotta do something
I don't want to do. Hmm?
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Shit!
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Hey, get back with the others.
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I heard a rumor.
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What? What did you say?
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I heard a rumor
that you shot your friend in the foot.
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♪ 'Cause 99 miles per hour, baby' ♪
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Hey, dude.
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What the hell?
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We jusz' heard shots
from inside the bank.
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It's uncertain
if any hostages have been harmed in that.
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Up there!
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There's some movement on the roof
Possibly law enforcement.
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I Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, here We go ♪
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Looks like one of the armed robbers
has been thrown from the bank.
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Guns are for sissies.
Real men throw knives.
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I've been in many hostage situations,
like this,
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and it can escalate very quickly.
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Get back, you freaks.
257
00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:29,278
- Hey, be careful up there, buddy.
- Get back now!
258
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:31,655
- Wouldn't want you to get hurt.
- Or what?
259
00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:36,493
I Oh, here We go-.. ♪
260
00:25:36,577 --> 00:25:40,789
Ooh! That's one badass stapler!
261
00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:46,563
Although there's been
no acl/v/Ty for a few minutes,
262
00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:49,274
we're gonna stay live on location
to make sure we don't miss anything
263
00:25:49,298 --> 00:25:51,467
in this hostage situation
at the Capital West bank.
264
00:25:52,259 --> 00:25:53,844
Do we really have to do this?
265
00:25:53,927 --> 00:25:56,722
Come on, Ben.
There's more guys in the vault.
266
00:25:57,431 --> 00:26:00,184
I didn't sign up for this.
267
00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:03,437
Now we see the hostages.
They... They're free.
268
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:06,398
They're scared, clearly,
but they do seem to be unharmed.
269
00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:24,833
Can we go home now?
270
00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:27,961
People are coming out new.
It's no! The armed robbers.
271
00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:32,257
These are young schoolchildren
in uniforms with masks on.
272
00:26:32,341 --> 00:26:34,927
- Lower your Weapon!
- J/'rn Hel/ermen, Channel 2 Ne ws.
273
00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:37,554
- How did you get in the bank?
- What happened inside?
274
00:26:37,638 --> 00:26:40,140
Why can't I go play with the others?
275
00:26:40,224 --> 00:26:42,601
We've been through this before,
Number Seven.
276
00:26:42,684 --> 00:26:44,853
[{helicopter blades whirring]
277
00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:47,564
I'm afraid there's just nothing special
about you.
278
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,361
Oh.
279
00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:56,365
Our world is changing.
280
00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:58,075
Has changed.
281
00:26:58,158 --> 00:27:00,202
There are some among us
282
00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:04,498
gifted with abilities
far beyond the ordinary.
283
00:27:04,581 --> 00:27:08,252
I have adopted six such children.
284
00:27:08,335 --> 00:27:10,712
I give you the inaugural class
285
00:27:11,672 --> 00:27:13,382
of the Umbrella Academy.
286
00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:15,634
Mr. Hargreaves!
Mr. Hargreaves. Channel 9 News.
287
00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:17,010
What happened to their parents?
288
00:27:17,094 --> 00:27:18,846
They were suitably compensated.
289
00:27:18,929 --> 00:27:21,098
Are you concerned about the welfare
of the children?
290
00:27:21,181 --> 00:27:22,516
Of course.
291
00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:24,852
As I am for the fate of the world.
292
00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:29,940
Listen up, old man.
293
00:27:30,023 --> 00:27:32,359
You know, if I was murdered,
and if one of my sons...
294
00:27:32,442 --> 00:27:34,653
Adopted sons... happened to be able
295
00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:37,072
to commune with the dead,
I might think about,
296
00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:39,616
I don't know, I don't know...
297
00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:40,909
manifesting!
298
00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:43,871
Do the whole big angry ghost lecture.
299
00:27:43,954 --> 00:27:48,667
Tell everyone who done it,
and find eternal peace.
300
00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:51,461
Eternal peace is probably overrated.
301
00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:06,476
Come on now, Reggie.
302
00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:09,188
Any time now.
303
00:28:11,565 --> 00:28:13,483
Please.
304
00:28:13,567 --> 00:28:15,027
Just need to sober up!
305
00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:18,572
Clear thoughts.
306
00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:25,746
Come on! Come on, chop-chop!
307
00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:28,540
You always were a stubborn bastard!
308
00:28:28,624 --> 00:28:31,960
I don't know about you,
but I need a drink.
309
00:28:36,173 --> 00:28:37,299
Oh!
310
00:29:31,979 --> 00:29:34,982
Oh. Three? Okay!
311
00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:53,101
♪ Children behave I
312
00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:56,730
♪ That's whet they say
When we 're together.”
313
00:30:57,272 --> 00:31:00,233
I And Watch how you play ♪
314
00:31:00,984 --> 00:31:03,862
I They don't understand
And so we 're J”
315
00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:06,448
♪ Running just as fast as we can I'
316
00:31:07,616 --> 00:31:10,410
"J" Holdin' on to one another's hand I
317
00:31:10,994 --> 00:31:14,331
♪ Tryin' to get away into the night J”
318
00:31:14,414 --> 00:31:16,333
J” And then you put your arms around me J”.
319
00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:19,252
J" And we tumble to the ground
And then you say J"
320
00:31:19,336 --> 00:31:21,463
♪ I think we're alone now J”
321
00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:25,926
♪ There doesn't seem to be anyone around' ♪
322
00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:28,762
♪ I think we're alone now J”
323
00:31:29,513 --> 00:31:33,475
♪ The beating of our hearts
Is the only sound I'
324
00:31:41,608 --> 00:31:44,528
J” Look at the way I
325
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,781
"♪ We gotta hide what we're doin' J"
326
00:31:48,782 --> 00:31:51,368
♪ 'Cause what would they say P
327
00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:55,205
"♪ If they ever knew
And so we're J"
328
00:31:55,288 --> 00:31:57,916
♪ Running just as fast as we can I'
329
00:31:59,084 --> 00:32:01,795
"J" Holdin' on to one another's hand I
330
00:32:02,796 --> 00:32:05,674
♪ Tryin' to get away into the night J”
331
00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:07,884
J” And then you put your arms around me J”.
332
00:32:07,968 --> 00:32:10,595
J" And we tumble to the ground
And then you say J"
333
00:32:10,679 --> 00:32:12,889
♪ I think we're alone now J”
334
00:32:13,598 --> 00:32:17,060
♪ There doesn't seem to be anyone around' ♪
335
00:32:18,145 --> 00:32:20,272
♪ I think we're alone now J”
336
00:32:20,897 --> 00:32:24,860
♪ The beating of our hearts
Is the only sound I'
337
00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:27,529
♪ I think we're alone now J”
338
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:32,159
♪ There doesn't seem to be anyone around' ♪
339
00:32:32,993 --> 00:32:34,828
♪ I think we're alone now J”
340
00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:39,499
♪ The beating of our hearts
Is the only sound I'
341
00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:51,303
On! Daddy?
342
00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:58,602
Oh.
343
00:33:01,354 --> 00:33:03,356
- What is it?
- Don't get too close!
344
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:04,691
Yeah, no shit.
345
00:33:04,774 --> 00:33:07,027
Looks like some sort of temporal anomaly.
346
00:33:07,903 --> 00:33:10,530
Either that or a miniature black hole.
One of the two.
347
00:33:10,614 --> 00:33:13,325
- Pretty big difference there, Paul Bunyan.
- Out of the way!
348
00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:14,701
What are you...
349
00:33:18,413 --> 00:33:20,707
- What is that gonna do?
- I don't know.
350
00:33:20,790 --> 00:33:22,709
Do you have a better idea?
351
00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:25,003
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
352
00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:27,756
- Everyone get behind me.
- Yeah, get behind us.
353
00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:30,133
I vote for running! Come on!
354
00:33:49,778 --> 00:33:51,738
Does anyone else see
355
00:33:52,447 --> 00:33:55,367
little Number Five, or is that just me?
356
00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:01,039
Shit.
357
00:34:04,459 --> 00:34:07,087
What's the date? The exact date.
358
00:34:07,170 --> 00:34:08,296
The 24th.
359
00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:09,631
- Of what?
- March.
360
00:34:10,507 --> 00:34:11,508
Good.
361
00:34:11,591 --> 00:34:14,094
So, are we gonna talk
about what just happened?
362
00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:21,268
It's been 17 years.
363
00:34:21,351 --> 00:34:23,853
It's been a lot longer than that.
364
00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:26,648
I haven't missed that.
365
00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:27,732
Where'd you go?
366
00:34:27,816 --> 00:34:30,193
The future. It's shit, by the way.
367
00:34:30,277 --> 00:34:31,444
Called it.
368
00:34:31,528 --> 00:34:33,989
I should've listened to the old man.
369
00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:37,033
You know,
jumping through space is one thing,
370
00:34:37,117 --> 00:34:39,244
jumping through time
is a toss of the dice.
371
00:34:41,663 --> 00:34:42,664
Nice dress.
372
00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:44,332
Oh, well, danke!
373
00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:45,750
Wait, how did you get back?
374
00:34:45,834 --> 00:34:48,003
In the end, I had to project
my consciousness forward
375
00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:50,755
into a suspended quantum state version
of myself
376
00:34:50,839 --> 00:34:53,258
that exists
across every possible instance of time.
377
00:34:53,842 --> 00:34:54,884
That makes no sense.
378
00:34:54,968 --> 00:34:56,368
Well, it would if you were smarter.
379
00:34:57,220 --> 00:35:00,432
- How long were you there?
- Forty-five years. Give or take.
380
00:35:03,018 --> 00:35:05,687
So what are you saying?
That you're 58?
381
00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:09,232
No, my consciousness is 58.
382
00:35:09,316 --> 00:35:11,651
Apparently, my body is now 13 again.
383
00:35:11,735 --> 00:35:13,486
Wait, how does that even work?
384
00:35:13,570 --> 00:35:16,406
Delores kept saying
the equations were off. Eh.
385
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:18,450
Bet she's laughing now.
386
00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:19,534
Delores?
387
00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:21,578
Hmm.
388
00:35:21,661 --> 00:35:23,848
- Guess I missed the funeral.
- How'd you know about that?
389
00:35:23,872 --> 00:35:25,707
What part of the future
do you not understand?
390
00:35:26,374 --> 00:35:27,375
Heart failure, huh?
391
00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:28,460
- Yeah.
- No.
392
00:35:29,169 --> 00:35:30,378
Hmm.
393
00:35:30,462 --> 00:35:32,422
Nice to see nothing's changed.
394
00:35:33,048 --> 00:35:35,467
Uh, that's it? That's all you have to say?
395
00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:38,511
What else is there to say?
The circle of life.
396
00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:42,307
Well...
397
00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:44,976
That was interesting.
398
00:35:53,902 --> 00:35:55,362
Ah, shit.
399
00:36:02,243 --> 00:36:03,995
Nice to know Dad didn't forget me.
400
00:36:05,747 --> 00:36:07,123
Read your book, by the way.
401
00:36:08,708 --> 00:36:10,752
Found it in a library
that was still standing.
402
00:36:14,297 --> 00:36:17,550
I thought it was pretty good,
all things considered.
403
00:36:18,385 --> 00:36:19,803
Yeah, definitely ballsy,
404
00:36:20,303 --> 00:36:22,097
giving up the family secrets.
405
00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:25,725
Sure that went over well.
406
00:36:25,809 --> 00:36:26,976
They hate me.
407
00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:29,104
Oh, there are worse things
that can happen.
408
00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:31,314
You mean like what happened to Ben?
409
00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:34,067
Was it bad?
410
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:10,061
Did something happen?
411
00:37:12,439 --> 00:37:15,233
Dad died. Remember?
412
00:37:15,316 --> 00:37:17,652
Oh. Yes, of course.
413
00:37:19,028 --> 00:37:22,115
- Is Morn okay?
- Yeah, yeah, she's fine.
414
00:37:22,198 --> 00:37:25,618
She just needs to rest.
You know, recharge.
415
00:37:30,039 --> 00:37:31,541
Whenever you're ready, dear boy.
416
00:37:53,938 --> 00:37:56,107
Probably would have been better
with some wind.
417
00:37:57,942 --> 00:38:00,028
Does anyone wish to speak?
418
00:38:05,158 --> 00:38:06,284
Very well.
419
00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:11,956
In all regards,
420
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:16,711
Sir Reginald Hargreeves
made me what I am today.
421
00:38:18,963 --> 00:38:22,550
For that alone,
I shall forever be in his debt.
422
00:38:23,885 --> 00:38:25,804
He was my master...
423
00:38:27,639 --> 00:38:28,973
and my friend,
424
00:38:30,767 --> 00:38:32,769
and I shall miss him very much.
425
00:38:37,941 --> 00:38:40,485
He leaves behind a complicated legacy...
426
00:38:40,568 --> 00:38:41,945
He was a monster.
427
00:38:42,028 --> 00:38:43,112
[Paughs]
428
00:38:43,822 --> 00:38:46,366
He was a bad person and a worse father.
429
00:38:47,951 --> 00:38:49,828
- The world's better off without him.
- Diego.
430
00:38:49,911 --> 00:38:52,080
My name is Number Two.
431
00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:53,790
You know why?
432
00:38:53,873 --> 00:38:57,585
Because our father couldn't be bothered
to give us actual names.
433
00:38:58,294 --> 00:38:59,587
He had Mom do it.
434
00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:01,339
Would anyone like something to eat?
435
00:39:01,422 --> 00:39:03,007
No, it's okay, Mom.
436
00:39:03,091 --> 00:39:05,009
Oh, okay.
437
00:39:06,094 --> 00:39:08,096
Look, you wanna pay your respects?
438
00:39:10,431 --> 00:39:11,432
Go ahead.
439
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,620
But at least be honest
about the kind of man he was.
440
00:39:14,644 --> 00:39:16,145
You should stop talking now.
441
00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:21,276
You know, you of all people should be
on my side here, Number One.
442
00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:24,320
- I am warning you.
- After everything he did to you?
443
00:39:25,113 --> 00:39:27,699
He had to ship you a million miles away.
444
00:39:27,782 --> 00:39:29,242
Diego, stop talking.
445
00:39:29,325 --> 00:39:32,328
That's how much
he couldn't stand the sight of you!
446
00:39:36,541 --> 00:39:38,293
Boys, stop this at once!
447
00:39:39,919 --> 00:39:41,921
Come on, big boy!
448
00:39:45,508 --> 00:39:46,509
Stop it!
449
00:39:46,593 --> 00:39:48,469
Hit him! Hit him!
450
00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:01,900
Get off me!
451
00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:09,240
We don't have time for this.
452
00:40:10,325 --> 00:40:11,409
Come here, big boy!
453
00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:18,541
Oh...
454
00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:20,335
And there goes Ben's statue.
455
00:40:24,672 --> 00:40:26,299
'Diego, no!
456
00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:46,027
You never know when to stop, do you?
457
00:40:49,405 --> 00:40:51,574
You got enough material
for your sequel yet?
458
00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:55,995
He was my father, too.
459
00:41:08,591 --> 00:41:09,592
Mom.
460
00:41:10,885 --> 00:41:12,011
Let's go inside.
461
00:41:12,762 --> 00:41:14,222
Come on. Okay? Come on.
462
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,995
I bet you're loving this. Hmm?
463
00:41:38,538 --> 00:41:40,957
The team at its best.
464
00:41:42,917 --> 00:41:45,086
It's just like old times.
465
00:41:53,302 --> 00:41:56,848
Best funeral ever.
466
00:41:56,931 --> 00:41:58,683
Nietzsche once sa/b',
467
00:41:58,766 --> 00:42:00,393
"Man is as a rope"
468
00:42:00,476 --> 00:42:04,105
stretched between the animal
and the superhuman.
469
00:42:04,188 --> 00:42:06,274
A rope over an abyss.
470
00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:08,234
It is a dangerous crossing,
471
00:42:08,317 --> 00:42:12,697
"a dangerous looking-back,
a dangerous trembling and halting."
472
00:42:14,323 --> 00:42:17,035
As much as you must strive
for individual greatness,
473
00:42:17,118 --> 00:42:18,536
and strive you must,
474
00:42:18,619 --> 00:42:20,955
for it won't come to you
of its own accord...
475
00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:23,374
you must also remember
476
00:42:23,458 --> 00:42:26,294
that there is no individual
stronger than the collective.
477
00:42:27,754 --> 00:42:29,380
That's not fair, Five's cheating!
478
00:42:29,464 --> 00:42:30,673
He adapted.
479
00:42:32,717 --> 00:42:34,802
The ties that bind you together
480
00:42:34,886 --> 00:42:37,597
make you stronger than you are alone.
481
00:42:42,143 --> 00:42:43,811
They will make you impervious
482
00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:47,356
to the pain and hardship
the world will thrust upon you.
483
00:42:48,608 --> 00:42:50,193
And believe me when I tell you,
484
00:42:51,235 --> 00:42:52,862
life will be hard.
485
00:42:54,197 --> 00:42:55,656
It will be painful.
486
00:43:17,512 --> 00:43:19,555
We can accomplish anything
487
00:43:19,639 --> 00:43:22,975
when we accept responsibility together.
488
00:43:23,976 --> 00:43:26,938
This is what creates trust.
489
00:43:55,383 --> 00:43:58,427
Together, you will stand
against the reign of evil.
490
00:44:14,777 --> 00:44:16,320
Don't waste your time.
491
00:44:17,071 --> 00:44:18,990
Diego's right, I shouldn't have come.
492
00:44:19,073 --> 00:44:22,201
This is your home and always will be.
493
00:44:23,703 --> 00:44:25,079
Should I get you a taxi?
494
00:44:25,163 --> 00:44:27,165
I already called one. But thanks.
495
00:44:28,374 --> 00:44:29,876
- That's me.
- Uh...
496
00:44:30,543 --> 00:44:32,086
I hope you know
497
00:44:32,170 --> 00:44:35,006
your father loved you very much.
498
00:44:36,424 --> 00:44:37,592
In his own way.
499
00:44:39,886 --> 00:44:41,806
Yeah, well, that's kind of the problem,
isn't it?
500
00:44:41,888 --> 00:44:43,347
Take care of yourself.
501
00:44:43,431 --> 00:44:45,057
You as well, Miss Vanya.
502
00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:15,671
Where's Vanya?
503
00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:18,382
Oh, she's gone.
504
00:45:19,425 --> 00:45:20,801
- That's unfortunate.
- Yeah.
505
00:45:21,969 --> 00:45:25,181
An entire square block.
Forty-two bedrooms, 19 bathrooms,
506
00:45:25,264 --> 00:45:27,475
but not a single drop of coffee.
507
00:45:27,558 --> 00:45:28,601
Dad hated caffeine.
508
00:45:28,684 --> 00:45:32,939
Well, he hated children, too,
and he had plenty of us.
509
00:45:34,857 --> 00:45:35,900
I'm taking the car.
510
00:45:36,817 --> 00:45:38,277
Where are you going?
511
00:45:40,196 --> 00:45:41,864
To get a decent cup of coffee.
512
00:45:41,948 --> 00:45:43,532
Do you even know how to drive?
513
00:45:43,991 --> 00:45:45,534
I know how to do everything.
514
00:45:46,994 --> 00:45:49,705
I feel like we should try and stop him,
515
00:45:49,789 --> 00:45:53,292
but then again, I also just kinda want
to see what happens.
516
00:45:59,298 --> 00:46:02,093
All right, I guess I'll see you guys in,
what, ten years?
517
00:46:02,176 --> 00:46:03,594
When Pogo dies?
518
00:46:03,678 --> 00:46:06,472
- Not if you die first.
- Yeah, love you too, sis.
519
00:46:06,555 --> 00:46:08,015
Good luck on your next film.
520
00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:10,935
Hope it turns out better
than your marriage, huh?
521
00:46:16,399 --> 00:46:18,776
- Are... Are we leaving?
- No, I'm leaving, me by myself.
522
00:46:18,859 --> 00:46:20,903
Oh, fabulous! I'll get my things.
523
00:46:31,580 --> 00:46:33,499
Hey! Diego.
524
00:46:33,582 --> 00:46:36,794
You know, every time I close my eyes,
525
00:46:36,877 --> 00:46:40,006
I see a diarrhetic hippo
about to shit on my face.
526
00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:42,091
It's terrifying!
527
00:46:42,174 --> 00:46:43,217
Terrific.
528
00:46:45,886 --> 00:46:47,805
No! No.
529
00:46:47,888 --> 00:46:50,099
Lean back.
530
00:48:50,678 --> 00:48:53,597
Sorry, sink was clogged.
531
00:48:53,681 --> 00:48:55,766
So, What'|| it be?
532
00:48:55,850 --> 00:48:58,686
- Uh, give me a chocolate éclair.
- Mm-hmm. Sure.
533
00:48:59,645 --> 00:49:03,190
Can I get the kid
a glass of milk or something?
534
00:49:03,274 --> 00:49:06,861
The kid wants coffee. Black.
535
00:49:08,737 --> 00:49:10,114
Cute kid.
536
00:49:15,995 --> 00:49:16,996
Okay.
537
00:49:27,006 --> 00:49:29,467
Don't remember this place
being such a shithole.
538
00:49:29,967 --> 00:49:31,427
I used to come here as a kid.
539
00:49:31,510 --> 00:49:33,596
Used to sneak out with my brothers
and sisters
540
00:49:33,679 --> 00:49:35,890
and eat doughnuts till we puked.
541
00:49:37,141 --> 00:49:38,767
Simpler times, huh?
542
00:49:38,851 --> 00:49:40,394
Eh.
543
00:49:40,478 --> 00:49:41,645
I suppose.
544
00:49:44,231 --> 00:49:46,233
Here.
545
00:49:49,278 --> 00:49:50,362
I got his.
546
00:49:51,363 --> 00:49:52,573
Thanks.
547
00:49:56,869 --> 00:49:58,662
You must know your way around the city.
548
00:50:00,164 --> 00:50:02,500
I hope so.
I've been driving it for 20 years.
549
00:50:02,583 --> 00:50:04,835
Good. I need an address.
550
00:50:27,316 --> 00:50:29,902
Hmm. That was fast.
551
00:50:29,985 --> 00:50:32,363
I thought I'd have more time
before they found me.
552
00:50:32,446 --> 00:50:33,531
Okay.
553
00:50:33,614 --> 00:50:36,450
So let's all be professional
about this, yeah?
554
00:50:36,534 --> 00:50:39,161
On your feet and come with us.
They want to talk.
555
00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:41,038
I've got nothing to say.
556
00:50:42,206 --> 00:50:44,750
It doesn't have to go this way.
557
00:50:44,833 --> 00:50:48,337
You think I want to shoot a kid?
Go home with that on my conscience?
558
00:50:50,422 --> 00:50:52,299
Well, I wouldn't worry about that.
559
00:50:53,259 --> 00:50:54,301
You won't be going home.
560
00:50:58,639 --> 00:50:59,974
[{man groans]
561
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:05,521
Hey, assholes!
562
00:51:16,156 --> 00:51:19,952
♪ Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople J”
563
00:51:20,035 --> 00:51:22,204
♪ Been a long time gone, Constantinople I
564
00:51:22,288 --> 00:51:24,456
♪ Now it's Turkish delight
On a moonlit night ♪
565
00:51:24,540 --> 00:51:28,377
I Every gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople J”
566
00:51:28,460 --> 00:51:32,339
♪ So if you've a date in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in Istanbul J”
567
00:51:32,423 --> 00:51:34,758
/” Even old Ne W York ♪
568
00:51:34,842 --> 00:51:36,677
J Was once New/Amsterdam J'
569
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:40,764
♪ Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that way J“
570
00:51:40,848 --> 00:51:43,183
J So take me back f0 Constantinople I
571
00:51:43,267 --> 00:51:45,060
I No, you can '1' go back
To Constantinople ♪
572
00:51:45,144 --> 00:51:47,229
♪ Been a long time gone, Constantinople I
573
00:51:57,406 --> 00:51:58,532
-.P Istanbul ♪ J Istanbul f
574
00:51:58,616 --> 00:52:03,162
♪ Even old New York
Was once New Amsterdam J”
575
00:52:03,245 --> 00:52:04,955
♪ Why they changed it, I can't say D
576
00:52:05,039 --> 00:52:07,499
J People just liked it better that we y J'
577
00:52:07,583 --> 00:52:11,170
♪ Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople J”
578
00:52:11,795 --> 00:52:13,505
[{man 3 grunts]
579
00:52:15,507 --> 00:52:18,344
J” That's nobody's business
But the Turks' a”.
580
00:52:39,698 --> 00:52:41,659
J So take me back f0 Constantinople I
581
00:52:41,742 --> 00:52:43,869
I No, you can '1' go back
To Constantinople ♪
582
00:52:43,952 --> 00:52:45,996
♪ Been a long time gone, Constantinople I
583
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:48,123
♪ Why did Constantinople gel' the works? I
584
00:52:48,207 --> 00:52:52,670
J” That's nobody's business
But the Turks' a”
585
00:52:53,504 --> 00:52:57,841
♪ Istanbul I
586
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:10,562
Do you ever remember
a single time
587
00:53:10,646 --> 00:53:12,856
that Dad wasn't wearing his monocle?
588
00:53:20,531 --> 00:53:22,741
Yoo-hoo, Diego!
589
00:53:22,825 --> 00:53:26,995
I hate to rush you through any kind
of brooding moment you might be having,
590
00:53:27,079 --> 00:53:29,039
but come on, man, we're starving!
591
00:53:38,632 --> 00:53:42,386
I'm craving... eggs.
592
00:53:42,469 --> 00:53:43,721
No!
593
00:53:44,555 --> 00:53:46,557
Wait, it's too late for eggs.
594
00:53:47,141 --> 00:53:49,393
Waffles. Huh?
595
00:53:49,476 --> 00:53:50,811
You like waffles, right?
596
00:53:51,562 --> 00:53:53,564
Ah. Of course you do.
597
00:53:54,982 --> 00:53:56,900
Everyone likes waffles.
598
00:54:05,492 --> 00:54:07,995
Guns/vats reported on the 400 block
599
00:54:08,078 --> 00:54:10,122
of Milton Avenue, Griddy's Doughnuts.
600
00:54:13,709 --> 00:54:15,544
Diego, thank you for joining us.
601
00:54:15,627 --> 00:54:18,964
We have decided on, drum roll, waffles.
602
00:54:19,047 --> 00:54:22,301
I'm gonna drop you off at the bus stop.
I gotta get back to work.
603
00:54:25,053 --> 00:54:28,474
What, breaking bones and cracking skulls?
604
00:54:28,557 --> 00:54:30,225
Saving lives, baby.
605
00:54:30,893 --> 00:54:33,854
Well, I guess it's frozen waffles again.
606
00:54:42,863 --> 00:54:44,823
Yeah, I could do egg and bacon,
607
00:54:44,907 --> 00:54:47,826
but I'm trying to cut down
on my pig products.
608
00:55:20,067 --> 00:55:21,109
Jesus!
609
00:55:21,193 --> 00:55:23,028
You should have locks on your windows.
610
00:55:23,111 --> 00:55:25,030
I live on the second floor.
611
00:55:25,113 --> 00:55:26,281
Rapists can climb.
612
00:55:27,449 --> 00:55:28,575
You are so weird.
613
00:55:38,794 --> 00:55:39,795
Is that blood?
614
00:55:42,005 --> 00:55:43,006
It's nothing.
615
00:55:45,467 --> 00:55:46,468
Why are you here?
616
00:55:48,428 --> 00:55:50,973
I've decided
you're the only one I can trust.
617
00:55:51,056 --> 00:55:52,266
Why me?
618
00:55:52,349 --> 00:55:53,684
Because you're ordinary.
619
00:55:56,311 --> 00:55:57,312
Because you'll listen.
620
00:55:59,648 --> 00:56:00,649
Okay.
621
00:56:19,543 --> 00:56:22,588
When I jumped forward
and got stuck in the future,
622
00:56:23,255 --> 00:56:24,548
do you know what I found?
623
00:56:24,631 --> 00:56:26,925
- No.
- Nothing.
624
00:56:29,678 --> 00:56:31,305
Absolutely nothing.
625
00:56:33,223 --> 00:56:36,602
As far as I could tell,
I was the last person left alive.
626
00:56:37,436 --> 00:56:40,230
I ne ver figured out
What killed the human race, but...
627
00:56:41,481 --> 00:56:42,941
I did find something else.
628
00:56:45,444 --> 00:56:46,987
The date it happens.
629
00:56:58,749 --> 00:57:00,876
The world ends in eight days,
630
00:57:00,959 --> 00:57:02,878
and I have no idea how to stop it.
631
00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:13,805
I'll put on a pot of coffee.
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