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Can I ask you a question?
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Is this the worst night we've ever had?
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Well, I mean, it was cool that Chase
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got to perform at the VMAs.
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Yeah. Too bad it ruined
both of our goddamn lives.
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Oh.
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Wait, why'd you throw my beer?
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Because I'm drinking mine.
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Oh, my God, the VMAs.
This is so glamorous.
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Oh, I wish your dad was here
to see Chase's big night.
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Yeah, I know. Me too.
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Oh, hi. Are you performing tonight too?
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Oh, no. I'm just the sound mixer.
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Oh. Well, don't worry.
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I'm sure you'll be on the show someday.
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Um, Mom, how are you doing
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with Dad after all the plane stuff?
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Oh... well, I'm okay.
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Everyone's been very supportive.
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People keep telling me
I'm an inspiration.
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Aw. Well, that's good. You are.
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Now I'm not just
the mother of three kids.
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I'm the mother of a movement.
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- Oh boy.
- Where is Cary?
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- The show's already halfway over.
- I don't know.
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I thought he was getting out
of work at 10:00.
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Sorry. Just trying to help.
Peas can be so tricky.
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Hey, guys!
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Guess who we just met in the hallway.
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- Kelly Clarkson!
- Oh, I love Kelly.
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You know, I lost my virginity
to "Behind These Hazel Eyes."
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- Is that long enough ago?
- Who... say what?
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Oh, I forgot to give her my email.
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Oh. Hey, Brooke. I'm glad you're back.
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I need your help to smear some mud
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all over... Chase's body.
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You can get his butt.
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- Ew. What?
- Okay, fine.
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- I'll get his butt.
- No, I mean
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why are we smearing mud all over him?
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Well, you know how Chase is
singing "Stink" tonight?
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Yeah, a simple, stripped-down
version of "Stink."
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Yeah, well this morning
I had a different idea.
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How about instead,
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the whole performance is pig-themed
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and Chase is dressed like
a stinky little piggy?
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Chases likes the idea, right?
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- Don't you buddy?
- I guess.
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No. This is Chase's
first live performance.
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We all agreed that he should
do something simple
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that shows off his voice.
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Then how do we get PigDreams to trend?
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We don't. We're not doing pig stuff.
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Oof. Okay, jeez.
All right, give me a second.
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Excuse me, ladies.
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It looks like we're not gonna
need you anymore.
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- What?
- I'm sorry.
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Or should I say "sow-rry."
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God, Streeter,
can we just stick to the plan?
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We want Chase to be taken
seriously tonight.
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I hear you, mama. Loud and clear.
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Let me just show you one more idea.
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Radio City, please,
and I'm kind of in a hurry.
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You got it.
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I used to feed my cat generic cat food.
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- I didn't think she noticed.
- Oh, no.
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But guess what?
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After she had a big meal,
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my friends sure would.
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Great party.
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Then I found Nature's Grain!
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Not to brag,
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but my client is in that commercial.
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- Skip?
- Cary!
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Streeter, is he changed yet?
He's on in 15 minutes.
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Okay, uh, Brooke.
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I know you didn't want him to be a pig,
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and I gotta say
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I think I delivered.
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Chase.
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- Ah!
- What the hell is this?
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Well, you gotta see him
with the backup singers.
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All together
they're gonna spell "stink."
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Actually they're gonna spell "tink"
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because there's only three of them.
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Streeter, no!
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Why does he need all this bullshit
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all of the sudden?
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If he wears something crazy,
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it's all anyone will talk about.
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Hey, guys. Just wanted to let you know,
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Chase is up next,
right after Katy Perry.
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Oh, shit. We have to hurry.
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Oh, wait. Is she doing music or comedy?
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- Comedy.
- Oh, okay.
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- So we have a while.
- Okay.
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Let me run one more idea by you,
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and I think you're gonna like it
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because it's way more subtle.
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Yes. That's what we want.
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Okay, great. Let's go build it.
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What the hell are you doing
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driving a cab?
You're supposed to be my agent.
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I am, Cary!
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Just this morning I was talking
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to JJ Abrams about you.
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- You were?
- Yes!
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I was taking him to the airport.
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I couldn't shut up about you.
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Oh, my God.
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Listen, Skip.
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Do you know where I'm headed right now?
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The VMAs.
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You're performing at the VMAs? Wow!
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I guess I'm a better agent
than I thought I was.
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No, Skip, I'm not performing
at the VMAs.
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My brother is,
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and in the same time
it took him to book that,
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I've had one fart commercial air
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and I'm doing like
a weird straight voice in it.
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I just...
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I can't have you represent me
anymore, all right?
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You're fired. Good-bye.
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It's actually a couple more blocks.
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You said this was gonna be more subtle!
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I did, and it is!
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He is wearing a literal
birdcage full of birds.
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- But not real birds.
- Oh, my God.
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How am I an assistant
and you're a manager?
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I should be a manager.
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I think there is a real bird in here.
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Chase.
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- What do you wanna wear?
- Ah...
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You wanna wear one of these new ideas
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or what we picked out last week?
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I guess what we picked out last week,
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but can I wear my own shoes?
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Sure. You can wear whatever
shoes you want.
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This is a bad idea.
I've been thinking about this.
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- Let me tell you what...
- Ah, ah! Ah, ah!
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Streeter!
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- Let me tell you...
- Streeter!
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Wouldn't a good manager listen
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to what his client wants?
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Just let him go out there and sing.
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- He's a singer.
- Okay!
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Whatever you want, girl boss.
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Don't call me that.
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Okay, Cary's almost here.
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Can you just go out and let him in?
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Sure thing. Actually
I do need to speak to him
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because I have some news
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that will change his...
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Excuse me.
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I have some news that will...
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- Go!
- All right, all right.
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It's Cary! We love you, Cary!
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Oh-ho! Cary!
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Cary, welcome to the VMAs.
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I think your cab driver cuts my hair.
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Yeah, no, I'm sure he does.
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Sorry I'm late. I got stuck at work.
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Oh, don't worry about it.
Hey, before we go in,
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I got something that's gonna
cheer you up.
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You know how your brother's
a big huge singer?
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Um, yes.
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Well, apparently he's such a huge singer
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that he gets to be an actor now too.
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What?
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Yeah. Netflix wants him to do a movie.
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He doesn't even have to
audition or anything.
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Yeah.
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How is that supposed
to make me feel better?
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Oh, God.
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Aren't gay people supposed
to be smarter?
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Isn't that the trade-off?
Cary, you get to be in it too.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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- Are you serious?
- Yeah!
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Apparently they're doing
a "Freaky Friday" remake
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but with brothers.
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They were gonna call it "Bro Swap,"
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but then there was
a gay porn called that.
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And then they were gonna call it
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"My Brother's Inside of Me,"
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but there were like a thousand
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gay porns called that.
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So now it's just "The Untitled
Brothers Switching
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Bodies But Not In A Sex Way Project."
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Oh. Oh, my God, this is...
this is crazy.
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I didn't even know Chase wanted to act.
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Neither does he so don't tell him
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because I want it to be a surprise.
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This is like the best news ever.
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Thank you, Streeter.
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Yes. Oh, I'm getting
a hug and everything.
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All right, let's go inside
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because Chase is about to go on soon.
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Cary! Tell Chase hi!
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- And Brooke and Pat!
- I will.
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God, they really do know
all of our names.
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I know. But he didn't say my name.
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Hey, guys, 60 seconds
back from commercial.
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Look at him out there. He's so handsome.
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I know. I don't know
what Streeter was thinking.
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- Brooke. Brooke, hey.
- Cary!
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Oh, my God. This is so cool.
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Oh, my God. I thought you
were gonna miss it.
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I know. Listen.
You're not gonna believe this.
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- I'm gonna be in a movie.
- What?
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- You are?
- Yeah. With Chase.
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Whoa. You wanna do that?
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Yes, it's like a big part
in a real movie.
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Anna Kendrick plays our mom.
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Debra Messing plays our grandma.
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Oh, Debra.
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I know I wouldn't have
gotten it without Chase,
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but so what?
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I think I can be really good in it.
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Cary, that is so good!
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Aw, my little baby rode the wave.
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- 15 seconds.
- Oh, hell yeah, Chase!
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- Hell yeah!
- Lance?
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- What are you doing here?
- CookBrooke.
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Chase wanted to wear my shoes tonight.
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- Didn't he tell you?
- Whoa.
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Damn, Daniel.
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Okay, guys, five seconds. Four.
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Three, two...
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And now, performing live
for the first time ever,
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give it up for ChaseDreams.
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? Ooh ?
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? Ooh ?
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? Ooh ?
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? Ooh ?
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? Ooh ?
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? Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man ?
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? Bake me a party as dope as you can ?
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? Been a lot of places ?
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? Partied in Miami, Argentina,
and Ibiza too ?
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? Never leave the dance floor ?
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? Always find me sweatin'
till the morning ?
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? With my whole DreamCrew ?
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? We dance all day, dance all night ?
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? Dancing till we don't smell right ?
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? Dancing till we stink ?
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? Ain't a party till you reek ?
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? So dance until you stink ?
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? Make your jeans smell for a week ?
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? Dance until you stink, stink ?
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? No need to drink ?
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? Just dance until you stink, stink ?
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? Even the walls should stink ?
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? Never take a shower ?
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Oh, my God, that was so rough.
257
00:09:25,053 --> 00:09:27,488
I just realized I've never
heard him sing live before.
258
00:09:27,556 --> 00:09:29,723
Who let him do this?
He was not ready to do this!
259
00:09:29,791 --> 00:09:31,926
- What is Twitter saying?
- Um, that we're fucked.
260
00:09:31,993 --> 00:09:33,193
Every tweet is bad.
261
00:09:33,261 --> 00:09:34,428
- Oh, no.
- The Burger King account
262
00:09:34,496 --> 00:09:35,829
is, like, ripping him apart.
263
00:09:35,897 --> 00:09:37,364
My son is a good singer, okay?
264
00:09:37,432 --> 00:09:38,866
He just doesn't have an ear for music.
265
00:09:38,934 --> 00:09:40,401
- So what?
- I'm gonna go check on him.
266
00:09:40,468 --> 00:09:42,262
And I'm gonna go yell
at that sound mixer lady.
267
00:09:42,325 --> 00:09:43,270
This is her fault.
268
00:09:43,338 --> 00:09:44,939
If she wasn't trying so hard
to get on the show,
269
00:09:45,006 --> 00:09:46,840
maybe she would have done her damn job.
270
00:09:46,908 --> 00:09:49,710
- Lance, let's go.
- Why am I a part of this?
271
00:09:49,778 --> 00:09:51,679
I don't get it. Why is nobody
making fun of Iggy Azalea?
272
00:09:51,746 --> 00:09:53,847
Her voice sucked too.
You just couldn't tell
273
00:09:53,915 --> 00:09:56,283
'cause she was singing from
the inside of a giant butt.
274
00:09:56,351 --> 00:09:58,352
Oh, wait.
275
00:09:58,420 --> 00:10:00,487
Is that why you wanted Chase
to dress like a pig?
276
00:10:00,555 --> 00:10:02,423
Bingo, mama.
277
00:10:02,490 --> 00:10:05,526
You see, for some singers, it's
all about smoke and mirrors.
278
00:10:05,594 --> 00:10:08,195
I love Chase,
but he needs a lot of smoke
279
00:10:08,263 --> 00:10:10,197
and a lot of mirrors.
280
00:10:10,265 --> 00:10:11,532
Oh, my God.
281
00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,300
I am so sorry I didn't trust you.
282
00:10:13,368 --> 00:10:15,701
I was just so mad that you
weren't listening to him.
283
00:10:15,748 --> 00:10:17,334
Well that's what good managers do.
284
00:10:17,397 --> 00:10:18,670
They don't listen to their clients.
285
00:10:18,740 --> 00:10:20,666
Oh, well, let me be
the first to say that you are
286
00:10:20,742 --> 00:10:23,077
- an excellent manager.
- Oh, thank you.
287
00:10:23,144 --> 00:10:25,312
I actually think you'd make
a pretty good one yourself.
288
00:10:25,380 --> 00:10:27,448
- You do?
- Yeah.
289
00:10:27,515 --> 00:10:29,750
Even after tonight? Why?
290
00:10:29,818 --> 00:10:31,418
Well, earlier tonight you screamed
291
00:10:31,486 --> 00:10:33,487
"I should be a manager!"
even though you have
292
00:10:33,555 --> 00:10:36,423
absolutely no managerial
training or experience,
293
00:10:36,491 --> 00:10:40,527
and that is how every great
manager gets their start.
294
00:10:40,595 --> 00:10:43,430
Are you saying what
I think you're saying?
295
00:10:43,498 --> 00:10:45,165
Well, you clearly care about Chase
296
00:10:45,233 --> 00:10:48,569
and I could use a little bit
more help with the DreamTeam.
297
00:10:48,637 --> 00:10:50,704
Especially, uh, now.
298
00:10:50,772 --> 00:10:53,841
So... you in?
299
00:10:53,908 --> 00:10:57,711
What, like... be a manager?
300
00:10:57,779 --> 00:10:59,980
Yes! Oh, my God, yes! Thank you!
301
00:11:00,048 --> 00:11:01,382
Streeter, thank you. I mean...
302
00:11:01,449 --> 00:11:03,283
And I promise I'll make up for tonight.
303
00:11:03,343 --> 00:11:05,556
Great. Hey, should I make us
DreamTeam jackets?
304
00:11:05,610 --> 00:11:06,620
No.
305
00:11:09,958 --> 00:11:12,559
Cary! Hi, Cary!
306
00:11:12,627 --> 00:11:15,529
What are you doing?
You like my sign, Cary?
307
00:11:15,597 --> 00:11:17,731
You're my favorite!
308
00:11:17,799 --> 00:11:20,434
Cary, you're my favorite!
309
00:11:28,943 --> 00:11:31,478
Hey, buddy. I've been looking
everywhere for you.
310
00:11:31,546 --> 00:11:34,448
- Hey, Cary.
- Jesus Christ!
311
00:11:34,516 --> 00:11:37,384
Oh. What is this mask?
312
00:11:37,452 --> 00:11:39,453
I have to wear it whenever
I'm outside now.
313
00:11:39,521 --> 00:11:41,088
Streeter says if I don't,
314
00:11:41,156 --> 00:11:42,956
the fans will try to fuck me.
315
00:11:43,024 --> 00:11:44,658
Oh, my God.
316
00:11:44,726 --> 00:11:47,327
Well, I just, um,
317
00:11:47,395 --> 00:11:51,165
I just came over to say
great job on your song.
318
00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:53,801
Yeah right.
319
00:11:53,868 --> 00:11:55,703
Is everyone mad at me?
320
00:11:55,770 --> 00:11:59,006
Mad at you? No, no.
321
00:11:59,074 --> 00:12:01,575
We're all so impressed by you.
322
00:12:01,643 --> 00:12:04,178
- Really?
- Yes.
323
00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:06,980
You know, like, every day.
324
00:12:07,048 --> 00:12:10,084
I never could have handled
325
00:12:10,151 --> 00:12:11,985
being this famous when I was 14.
326
00:12:12,053 --> 00:12:15,622
And trust me,
I, uh... I really wanted to,
327
00:12:15,690 --> 00:12:18,225
like really wanted to be.
328
00:12:19,728 --> 00:12:21,895
I'm just not having any fun.
329
00:12:21,963 --> 00:12:24,798
What?
330
00:12:24,866 --> 00:12:27,668
Your life is so fun.
331
00:12:27,736 --> 00:12:29,636
I guess.
332
00:12:29,704 --> 00:12:31,438
Well...
333
00:12:31,506 --> 00:12:35,676
You can always talk to me
and Brooke about anything,
334
00:12:35,744 --> 00:12:38,879
and we will always listen to you, okay?
335
00:12:38,947 --> 00:12:41,348
Besides, I know for a fact
336
00:12:41,416 --> 00:12:44,918
you got some pretty fun stuff coming up.
337
00:12:44,986 --> 00:12:48,722
Let's just say you might get to
work with your favorite actor.
338
00:12:48,790 --> 00:12:50,357
- Logan Paul?
- No.
339
00:12:50,425 --> 00:12:52,659
- No. Actor.
- Jake Paul?
340
00:12:52,727 --> 00:12:56,530
No, act... you know what? Never mind.
341
00:12:56,598 --> 00:12:58,832
Hi.
342
00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:00,501
BrookeDreams! Hi, Brooke!
343
00:13:00,568 --> 00:13:02,136
Hi. Thank you.
344
00:13:02,203 --> 00:13:03,937
- Lance! Hi, Lance.
- What up, bro?
345
00:13:04,005 --> 00:13:06,807
I love you, Lance!
346
00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:08,675
We love you, Streeter.
347
00:13:08,743 --> 00:13:11,145
Oh! I love you too!
348
00:13:11,212 --> 00:13:13,413
Streeter! Streeter!
349
00:13:13,481 --> 00:13:16,950
Streeter! Streeter! Streeter! Streeter!
350
00:13:17,018 --> 00:13:20,984
Manager? Damn, B. You are a badass.
351
00:13:22,157 --> 00:13:24,383
Your shoes were on TV, so are you!
352
00:13:24,453 --> 00:13:28,195
We're just two badasses in the city.
353
00:13:28,263 --> 00:13:29,897
Yeah.
354
00:13:29,964 --> 00:13:31,665
Hey, um...
355
00:13:31,733 --> 00:13:35,636
I know things got kind
of bad between us.
356
00:13:35,703 --> 00:13:39,173
You know, I think we just
needed time apart to...
357
00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:41,942
chase dreams.
358
00:13:42,010 --> 00:13:45,279
But being away from you
359
00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:48,448
God, I wish it was snowing right now.
360
00:13:48,516 --> 00:13:52,319
Um, it's made me realize how
much I want to be with you.
361
00:13:53,922 --> 00:13:55,322
I'm ready.
362
00:13:57,025 --> 00:13:58,759
To come home.
363
00:14:00,428 --> 00:14:02,262
CookBrooke.
364
00:14:02,330 --> 00:14:04,264
What?
365
00:14:04,332 --> 00:14:07,134
I don't think we should do this.
366
00:14:07,202 --> 00:14:09,169
Oh. No, I'm sorry.
367
00:14:09,237 --> 00:14:11,405
I'm ready to be together now, so we are.
368
00:14:11,472 --> 00:14:12,940
I just feel like I've been doing
369
00:14:13,007 --> 00:14:15,342
pretty well on my own lately.
370
00:14:16,578 --> 00:14:18,579
Well then why'd you let me say
371
00:14:18,646 --> 00:14:20,547
all that gross shit about "coming home?"
372
00:14:20,615 --> 00:14:22,349
Sorry, Brooke. I'm sorry. I...
373
00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:28,188
Brooke, I love you, but I just can't.
374
00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:45,949
I want to make a toast to Chase
375
00:14:46,028 --> 00:14:48,185
on his big VMA performance
376
00:14:48,247 --> 00:14:49,693
no matter what Burger King says.
377
00:14:49,748 --> 00:14:51,282
- No.
- Where is Chase?
378
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:54,193
Oh, uh, he's over there
talking to Michael Che.
379
00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:55,761
The grind never stops.
380
00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:58,130
But Chase isn't the only one
I'm proud of.
381
00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:02,668
To my CareBear, who's gonna be
in a big, fancy Hollywood movie
382
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:05,938
with Chase called "Debra's Missing!"
383
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:07,807
Nope. Uh, it's not called
"Debra's Missing."
384
00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:10,576
It stars Debra Messing, but thank you.
385
00:15:10,644 --> 00:15:13,646
And Brookey, little Miss Manager!
386
00:15:13,714 --> 00:15:16,582
To think that six months ago,
I would cry myself to sleep
387
00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:19,685
so worried about you,
but look at you now!
388
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:22,655
Aw, thanks, Mom. Always great at toasts.
389
00:15:22,723 --> 00:15:24,957
Pat, why don't you tell them
your big career news.
390
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:27,159
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. It's nothing.
391
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:29,629
Tonight is about my kids.
Oh, wait, where's Lance?
392
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,764
I wanted to toast his shoes.
393
00:15:31,832 --> 00:15:34,901
Oh, um... He couldn't make it.
394
00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:36,769
Aw, that's too bad.
395
00:15:36,837 --> 00:15:38,271
Is everything okay?
396
00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:39,972
What? Oh.
397
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,608
Yeah, yeah. I'm fine.
398
00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:44,777
Hi, can I get a card for the table?
399
00:15:44,845 --> 00:15:46,612
Oh, you can just put
it under Billy Eichner.
400
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,614
- Of course.
- Actually, no.
401
00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:52,118
I'm a proud, single businesswoman.
402
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:54,120
You can put it under Brooke Dubek.
403
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:55,588
- Of course.
- Actually, no.
404
00:15:55,656 --> 00:15:57,089
Guys, it's really busy tonight.
405
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:58,624
I love this family.
406
00:15:58,692 --> 00:16:02,962
And I hope to always be a part of it.
407
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:06,065
So take this and put it on my card.
408
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:08,000
Of course, Mr. Peters.
409
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:10,469
Wait. Your name is...
410
00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,405
Streeter Peters?
411
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,706
Yes.
412
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:19,312
- Hey, guys.
- Chase.
413
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,314
Hey, buddy. What's going on?
414
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,616
I'm glad you're all here
because I've been thinking
415
00:16:23,684 --> 00:16:25,351
and I have a big announcement.
416
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:27,954
All this singing stuff
has been really cool,
417
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,488
but this fall
418
00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,624
I'm gonna go
419
00:16:31,692 --> 00:16:33,693
to college.
420
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,696
- What?
- College?
421
00:16:53,547 --> 00:16:55,982
Streeter.
422
00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:57,883
I am... oh, God. I'm so sorry.
423
00:16:57,951 --> 00:16:59,552
I, uh...
424
00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:01,621
I thought he said he was gonna
go to college.
425
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:02,922
- I did.
- Ah!
426
00:17:02,990 --> 00:17:04,056
I was talking to Michael Che
427
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,558
about what's next for my career
428
00:17:05,626 --> 00:17:07,460
and he said maybe
I should go to college.
429
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,528
So I think I'm gonna go.
430
00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:13,232
Okay, so you're just...
not gonna be a singer anymore?
431
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,600
I guess not
432
00:17:14,668 --> 00:17:16,369
'cause I'd be in college.
433
00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:17,870
Well, I think that's great, honey.
434
00:17:17,938 --> 00:17:19,739
Yeah, yeah. So do I.
435
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,173
I think it's great. I think it's great.
436
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,109
But, um, you know...
437
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,678
Here's an idea.
How about we sleep on it?
438
00:17:25,746 --> 00:17:27,880
And if you still want to go
tomorrow, we can apply then.
439
00:17:27,948 --> 00:17:30,716
I don't need to apply.
I already got into NYU.
440
00:17:30,784 --> 00:17:32,351
- What?
- Oh, Cary,
441
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:34,820
- like you, almost.
- Yeah, I tweeted at them,
442
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:38,224
- and they said I could come.
- Oh.
443
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:41,427
Well, uh, what about all the
cool stuff you have coming up?
444
00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:42,695
- Yeah.
- Streeter.
445
00:17:42,763 --> 00:17:43,896
He got you a movie.
446
00:17:43,964 --> 00:17:45,264
I don't want to do a movie.
447
00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:47,800
I wanna go to college.
448
00:17:47,868 --> 00:17:50,236
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
449
00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:52,238
Yeah, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah.
450
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:54,407
Yeah, yeah. Yas, yas.
451
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:57,043
- Yeah, yas, queen. Yeah.
- Yeah, it's great.
452
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,577
You know, it's so great.
453
00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:01,681
I'm gonna go thank Michael myself.
454
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:06,252
Excuse me, hi. Mr. Che?
455
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,920
- Hey.
- Did you just, um,
456
00:18:07,988 --> 00:18:09,588
tell my brother, Chase, that
he should go to college?
457
00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:11,457
Yeah, I thought that'd
probably be the best thing
458
00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:12,925
- for him to do.
- Yeah, well,
459
00:18:12,993 --> 00:18:14,760
as his sister, I just wanted to say
460
00:18:14,828 --> 00:18:17,763
I agree because I think
education is important.
461
00:18:17,831 --> 00:18:20,099
- Well, that's great.
- But as his manager,
462
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:22,435
I just... I wanna say
you're a real piece of shit.
463
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:23,869
Whoa.
464
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,404
Where did that come from? Why?
465
00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:27,540
Why? Because I have finally figured out
466
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,008
what it is that I wanna do with my life
467
00:18:29,076 --> 00:18:31,410
and what I'm good at and you come along
468
00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:33,145
and you fucked me.
469
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:35,114
I mean, not like that.
470
00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:37,183
- I mean, unless...
- No, definitely not.
471
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,452
It's just, of course
I want him to go to college
472
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,487
if that's what he wants to do.
473
00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:43,222
But...
474
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,825
but what about me?
Like, what am I supposed to do?
475
00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:47,793
I mean, you can go to college too.
476
00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:49,662
Jesus, what do you work for college?
477
00:18:49,730 --> 00:18:51,430
- All right.
- Listen.
478
00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:53,365
Michael Che, you seem like a good guy.
479
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:54,967
I mean, I'm fine. I don't...
480
00:18:55,035 --> 00:18:58,003
But you took something from me tonight.
481
00:18:58,071 --> 00:19:00,473
And you took something
from my brother Cary.
482
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:04,110
So, I'm gonna take something from you.
483
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:06,011
Yeah, I'm gonna...
484
00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:08,347
I'm gonna take your drinks.
485
00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:09,949
I'm taking these.
486
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:11,951
- They're mine now.
- Yeah.
487
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,323
Thinking of killing yourself?
488
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:19,325
What? No.
489
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:21,660
If it wasn't for
the hot new lady in my life
490
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:24,563
I'd be dead in the bathroom already.
491
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,198
Ew. "Hot lady"?
492
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:29,168
She doesn't want me
to tell anybody, yet.
493
00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:31,070
But let's just say
494
00:19:31,138 --> 00:19:33,372
she's a very special woman.
495
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,775
- You don't know her.
- I'm sure I don't, Streeter.
496
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,376
She's a beautiful woman,
497
00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:40,579
and she raised three beautiful children.
498
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:42,414
- Again, you don't know her.
- Okay, Streeter.
499
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:44,550
I hope that someday
me and this beautiful woman,
500
00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:46,418
who you do not know...
501
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,053
can take it to the next level.
502
00:19:48,121 --> 00:19:50,022
Please don't talk
about you two having sex.
503
00:19:50,090 --> 00:19:51,757
I'm talking about marriage, man.
504
00:19:51,825 --> 00:19:53,225
- Oh, God.
- I'm talking about marriage.
505
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:54,927
We already had sex.
506
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:01,857
- You wanna get out of here?
- Fuck yes.
507
00:20:02,647 --> 00:20:05,264
Ew, what? They're sleeping together?
508
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:07,224
Yep. This bitch's "year of yes"
509
00:20:07,287 --> 00:20:08,888
has gone way too far.
510
00:20:08,927 --> 00:20:10,823
Ugh.
511
00:20:10,891 --> 00:20:12,725
Can I ask you a question?
512
00:20:12,793 --> 00:20:15,351
Is this the worst night we've ever had?
513
00:20:15,430 --> 00:20:16,730
Well, I mean, it was cool that Chase
514
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:18,599
got to perform at the VMAs.
515
00:20:18,666 --> 00:20:23,570
Yeah. Too bad it ruined both
of our goddamn lives.
516
00:20:23,638 --> 00:20:25,372
Oh.
517
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,674
Wait, why'd you throw my beer?
518
00:20:27,742 --> 00:20:30,444
Because I'm drinking mine.
519
00:20:32,113 --> 00:20:34,815
Oh, this is empty.
520
00:20:34,883 --> 00:20:36,016
God.
521
00:20:36,084 --> 00:20:37,317
Can you believe I was in a movie
522
00:20:37,385 --> 00:20:38,886
for three whole hours?
523
00:20:38,953 --> 00:20:40,888
Maybe Chase will change his mind.
524
00:20:40,955 --> 00:20:42,522
I just think I'm done.
525
00:20:42,590 --> 00:20:45,659
I've tried everything,
and nothing is working.
526
00:20:45,727 --> 00:20:47,728
No. Don't talk like that.
527
00:20:47,795 --> 00:20:51,832
I just need to move somewhere and do...
528
00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:54,067
whatever the male equivalent
of having a baby is.
529
00:20:54,135 --> 00:20:55,535
A web series?
530
00:20:55,603 --> 00:20:57,337
- Ugh.
- You know what?
531
00:20:57,405 --> 00:20:58,705
No.
532
00:20:58,773 --> 00:21:01,808
No, what if... what if this is good?
533
00:21:01,876 --> 00:21:03,277
Yeah, I think this will be good for us,
534
00:21:03,344 --> 00:21:04,878
- Car.
- You do?
535
00:21:04,946 --> 00:21:07,180
I mean, I have to
or I will literally barf,
536
00:21:07,248 --> 00:21:11,685
but, yeah, might be nice
to just get back to normal,
537
00:21:11,753 --> 00:21:13,654
not have anyone famous in the family.
538
00:21:13,721 --> 00:21:15,055
Maybe you're right.
539
00:21:15,123 --> 00:21:16,628
It's probably healthier for Chase.
540
00:21:16,714 --> 00:21:17,758
Yeah.
541
00:21:17,825 --> 00:21:20,127
Oh, what do you think
Mom's career news was?
542
00:21:20,194 --> 00:21:21,261
Who knows.
543
00:21:29,836 --> 00:21:31,406
Her husband may have froze,
544
00:21:31,469 --> 00:21:33,390
but she's just heating up.
545
00:21:33,468 --> 00:21:35,531
This fall, America's favorite mom
546
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:37,751
is moving to daytime, with "Pat!"
547
00:21:37,822 --> 00:21:41,892
My son chased his dreams,
and now I'm chasing mine.
548
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,295
"Pat!" Weekdays at 4:00.
549
00:21:44,627 --> 00:21:47,080
- Chris is rockin' some cool kicks.
- That is interesting
550
00:21:47,118 --> 00:21:48,321
- that I do have cool shoes.
- It's good, that is interesting.
551
00:21:48,346 --> 00:21:49,602
- I think that's probably a really good place
- Yeah, that's a good ending.
552
00:21:49,627 --> 00:21:51,089
- to leave the season.
- Yeah.
553
00:21:52,932 --> 00:21:55,903
Hey everybody, welcome to
The Other Show. I'm Sarah.
554
00:21:55,904 --> 00:21:58,337
- And I'm Chris.
- We're here talking about the finale
555
00:21:58,338 --> 00:22:01,048
of The Other Two with
Case, Helene, and Drew.
556
00:22:01,073 --> 00:22:02,017
- Hi, you guys.
- Whoo!
557
00:22:02,042 --> 00:22:03,048
Hello!
558
00:22:03,073 --> 00:22:04,778
- The season's over.
- We made it.
559
00:22:04,779 --> 00:22:07,245
- The season's over.
- A whole season, I can't believe it.
560
00:22:07,246 --> 00:22:09,114
You said this was gonna be more subtle!
561
00:22:09,115 --> 00:22:10,616
I did, and it is!
562
00:22:10,617 --> 00:22:13,251
He is wearing a literal
birdcage full of birds.
563
00:22:13,252 --> 00:22:14,852
But not real birds!
564
00:22:14,853 --> 00:22:16,822
It was actually really
fun to come to work
565
00:22:16,823 --> 00:22:18,082
and see what you were gonna be
566
00:22:18,106 --> 00:22:19,825
- wearing every episode.
- Yeah, you were like, "I'm excited for it."
567
00:22:19,826 --> 00:22:21,459
'Cause you had some amazing wardrobe.
568
00:22:21,460 --> 00:22:22,471
Yeah, it was cool.
569
00:22:22,496 --> 00:22:24,362
A couple days before we
did all the costumes,
570
00:22:24,363 --> 00:22:26,364
they bring all the costumes to my house
571
00:22:26,365 --> 00:22:27,299
and I tried 'em all on.
572
00:22:27,300 --> 00:22:28,315
And I'm like, "Okay."
573
00:22:28,340 --> 00:22:30,102
Yeah, Jill Bream did the costumes.
574
00:22:30,103 --> 00:22:32,270
And is incredible, and
does costumes at SNL, too.
575
00:22:32,271 --> 00:22:33,839
And then sometimes she
would show us something,
576
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:35,608
and we were like, "I don't know what..."
577
00:22:35,609 --> 00:22:36,874
And she was like, "Trust me,
578
00:22:36,875 --> 00:22:38,309
"when it's on him, it'll be correct."
579
00:22:38,310 --> 00:22:39,315
And it always was.
580
00:22:39,340 --> 00:22:41,214
- My favorite was the Versace look,
- Yeah.
581
00:22:41,215 --> 00:22:42,715
- with all the gold chains.
- Oh, yeah!
582
00:22:42,716 --> 00:22:44,518
Episode eight, and like the
crazy jacket on the plane.
583
00:22:44,519 --> 00:22:45,716
At the club, yeah, yeah.
584
00:22:45,717 --> 00:22:47,385
The birdcage outfit was funny, too.
585
00:22:47,386 --> 00:22:48,447
I didn't know what to expect for that.
586
00:22:48,472 --> 00:22:50,307
They were like, "You're gonna wear a
birdcage." And I'm like, "What?!"
587
00:22:50,332 --> 00:22:54,027
And now, performing live
for the first time ever,
588
00:22:54,028 --> 00:22:56,561
give it up for Chase Dreams.
589
00:22:56,562 --> 00:22:59,731
Whoever does that VMA VO is like...
590
00:22:59,732 --> 00:23:01,448
- The actual...
- Yeah, the woman who does the...
591
00:23:01,473 --> 00:23:03,745
- Yeah, it's like... "And now..."
- The actual woman did it?
592
00:23:03,784 --> 00:23:07,573
Was so good, it feels very real.
593
00:23:07,574 --> 00:23:09,141
- Yeah, she was great.
- Yeah, we did it with her,
594
00:23:09,142 --> 00:23:10,909
and she did a couple, and
she was like, "Any notes?"
595
00:23:10,910 --> 00:23:12,492
And we were like,
"No, that's what it is!"
596
00:23:12,517 --> 00:23:13,421
Yeah!
597
00:23:13,446 --> 00:23:17,082
? Dancin' 'til we stink ?
598
00:23:17,083 --> 00:23:19,084
? Ain't a party 'til you reek ?
599
00:23:19,085 --> 00:23:23,421
? So dance until you stink ?
600
00:23:23,422 --> 00:23:26,391
This episode was
Chase's big performance.
601
00:23:26,392 --> 00:23:27,405
Yep, yep.
602
00:23:27,430 --> 00:23:28,894
We went to the studio with Case,
603
00:23:28,895 --> 00:23:31,430
and recorded that song,
and then tweaked it.
604
00:23:31,431 --> 00:23:33,122
Yep, and then we
tweaked it a little bit.
605
00:23:33,147 --> 00:23:35,433
I know it was very weird to be like,
606
00:23:35,434 --> 00:23:38,936
"We need you to sound
bad, but not comedy bad.
607
00:23:38,937 --> 00:23:40,171
"Believable bad."
608
00:23:40,172 --> 00:23:41,106
- So you had to...
- Yeah, can't be like
609
00:23:41,107 --> 00:23:42,540
a goofy bad, it can't be like
610
00:23:42,541 --> 00:23:43,775
it's obvious you're missing notes.
611
00:23:43,776 --> 00:23:45,177
It has to be natural, a little bit.
612
00:23:45,178 --> 00:23:46,112
Yeah, so we had to record it,
613
00:23:46,113 --> 00:23:47,713
and have you kind of miss notes.
614
00:23:47,714 --> 00:23:49,149
- Yeah, kinda miss notes.
- And then try some
615
00:23:49,174 --> 00:23:50,368
- where you'd sing it well.
- Push it a little bit.
616
00:23:50,393 --> 00:23:51,882
- And then we would mess it up.
- Yep.
617
00:23:51,883 --> 00:23:53,753
- Yeah.
- Was that bizarre to do?
618
00:23:53,754 --> 00:23:55,087
It was, when I went in there,
619
00:23:55,088 --> 00:23:56,522
I didn't really know what to expect.
620
00:23:56,523 --> 00:23:57,888
But I was like, "Okay, I kinda..."
621
00:23:57,889 --> 00:24:00,726
'Cause I've seen people in real life,
622
00:24:00,727 --> 00:24:02,094
you know, mess up on awards shows.
623
00:24:02,095 --> 00:24:03,029
Yeah.
624
00:24:03,030 --> 00:24:04,530
And it's like, it's still good,
625
00:24:04,531 --> 00:24:06,065
but it's like, "Nah, that wasn't right."
626
00:24:06,066 --> 00:24:08,367
It wasn't, in my opinion
when I was in there,
627
00:24:08,368 --> 00:24:09,935
I was like, "Oh, it's
not that hard to do."
628
00:24:09,936 --> 00:24:11,536
But it was weird to do.
629
00:24:11,537 --> 00:24:12,970
It wasn't hard, it was
just weird, you know?
630
00:24:12,971 --> 00:24:14,472
Yeah, we wanted it to be just,
631
00:24:14,473 --> 00:24:17,142
- almost imperceptibly off.
- Subtle.
632
00:24:17,143 --> 00:24:19,143
I feel like if Chris or
I performed on a show.
633
00:24:19,144 --> 00:24:21,213
No way, I'd be way worse!
634
00:24:21,214 --> 00:24:23,093
Are you kidding? I don't even
have anything to start with.
635
00:24:23,118 --> 00:24:24,711
What is Twitter saying?
636
00:24:24,736 --> 00:24:26,118
Um, that we're [beep].
637
00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:27,585
Every Tweet is bad.
638
00:24:27,586 --> 00:24:29,754
The Burger King account is,
like, ripping him apart.
639
00:24:29,755 --> 00:24:31,256
My son is a good singer, okay?
640
00:24:31,257 --> 00:24:32,725
He just doesn't have an ear for music.
641
00:24:32,726 --> 00:24:33,770
So what?!
642
00:24:33,809 --> 00:24:35,594
Have either of you
guys biffed it so hard
643
00:24:35,595 --> 00:24:36,663
live, or anything?
644
00:24:36,664 --> 00:24:37,929
I have.
645
00:24:37,930 --> 00:24:40,165
I did Wicked on the
road, and a couple times
646
00:24:40,166 --> 00:24:42,734
went up on my line in
front of barn houses
647
00:24:42,735 --> 00:24:44,001
- with like 4,000 people.
- Well that's especially crazy
648
00:24:44,002 --> 00:24:45,337
because then you've done
that show 1,000 times,
649
00:24:45,338 --> 00:24:46,605
and you're like, "How can I randomly..."
650
00:24:46,606 --> 00:24:48,474
Well, if you've done a show 1,000 times,
651
00:24:48,475 --> 00:24:50,841
you start to like,
while you're doing it,
652
00:24:50,842 --> 00:24:52,707
your brain can go so
many different places.
653
00:24:52,732 --> 00:24:53,846
- Yeah.
- 'Cause you've said
654
00:24:53,871 --> 00:24:55,513
- those words so many times
- Yeah.
655
00:24:55,514 --> 00:24:56,699
that you're thinking
about something else,
656
00:24:56,724 --> 00:24:57,744
and then you're like, "Oh my God,
657
00:24:57,769 --> 00:24:59,150
"I forgot about Helene on Earth.
658
00:24:59,151 --> 00:25:00,980
"She needs to remember what's
coming out of her face."
659
00:25:01,005 --> 00:25:02,293
Whoa, that's trippy.
660
00:25:02,318 --> 00:25:03,288
And then if you start to be like,
661
00:25:03,289 --> 00:25:04,376
"I've done this so many times,
662
00:25:04,401 --> 00:25:05,603
"I wonder what would
happen if I forgot it.
663
00:25:05,628 --> 00:25:06,587
"What would happen if I forgot it?
664
00:25:06,612 --> 00:25:07,547
"What would happen if I forgot it?"
665
00:25:07,572 --> 00:25:08,939
And then you're like, gah!
666
00:25:08,964 --> 00:25:11,964
I haven't really acted since college,
667
00:25:11,965 --> 00:25:13,766
like every gay person.
668
00:25:13,767 --> 00:25:15,032
But I still have dreams
669
00:25:15,033 --> 00:25:16,368
to this day of like, going up on a line.
670
00:25:16,369 --> 00:25:17,536
Have you biffed it hard?
671
00:25:17,537 --> 00:25:19,304
Yes, yes.
672
00:25:19,305 --> 00:25:20,439
And that's the end of that answer?
673
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:21,374
That's it.
674
00:25:21,375 --> 00:25:22,840
Many times, still happening.
675
00:25:22,841 --> 00:25:24,595
All of my YouTube videos are biffs.
676
00:25:25,580 --> 00:25:27,546
Oh, what do you think
Mom's career news was?
677
00:25:27,547 --> 00:25:28,547
Who knows.
678
00:25:32,772 --> 00:25:33,849
We were trying to figure out
679
00:25:33,874 --> 00:25:36,723
how to end this season for
a while, and we were curious
680
00:25:36,724 --> 00:25:39,524
about how to keep the
premise of The Other Two,
681
00:25:39,525 --> 00:25:41,292
you feeling like the others.
682
00:25:41,293 --> 00:25:42,487
So we came up with the idea
683
00:25:42,512 --> 00:25:46,498
that Molly would be famous
now, that Pat, the mom would...
684
00:25:46,499 --> 00:25:47,698
You kind of slowly but surely,
685
00:25:47,699 --> 00:25:48,993
you see, like, "Oh, it makes sense,
686
00:25:49,018 --> 00:25:50,903
"she has been taking advantage
of all these opportunities."
687
00:25:50,904 --> 00:25:52,071
I loved that teaser at the end.
688
00:25:52,072 --> 00:25:53,405
I would watch Pat.
689
00:25:53,406 --> 00:25:54,572
Especially 'cause it's like
690
00:25:54,573 --> 00:25:55,541
- Molly just being Molly.
- I would too, yeah.
691
00:25:55,542 --> 00:25:57,447
- I was like, "Yeah, I'd watch that."
- I do think this looks real.
692
00:25:57,472 --> 00:25:59,322
- Yeah, that's good.
- Molly Shannon on a talk show?
693
00:25:59,347 --> 00:26:01,412
And I was like, "Why
isn't this a real thing?
694
00:26:01,413 --> 00:26:02,923
- "Let's make this a real thing."
- Yeah, let's do this.
695
00:26:02,948 --> 00:26:05,184
I'm glad you're all here,
because I've been thinking,
696
00:26:05,185 --> 00:26:07,218
and I have a big announcement.
697
00:26:07,219 --> 00:26:09,588
All this singing stuff
has been really cool.
698
00:26:09,589 --> 00:26:12,192
But this fall, I'm gonna go...
699
00:26:13,158 --> 00:26:14,260
to college.
700
00:26:15,279 --> 00:26:16,529
What?
701
00:26:16,530 --> 00:26:18,095
In this episode, you two
702
00:26:18,096 --> 00:26:20,698
become even more connected to Chase.
703
00:26:20,699 --> 00:26:23,734
And you hold their future in your hands,
704
00:26:23,735 --> 00:26:24,936
and you don't know it.
705
00:26:24,937 --> 00:26:26,104
Yeah, you don't know
that she's your manager,
706
00:26:26,105 --> 00:26:27,439
and that he's your co-star.
707
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:29,453
Well, I'm so innocent.
I'm like, "What's goin' on?
708
00:26:29,478 --> 00:26:32,078
"Oh, their whole lives are
depending on me? What?!"
709
00:26:32,103 --> 00:26:33,047
- Yeah.
- We think it's interesting
710
00:26:33,072 --> 00:26:35,681
moving forward if he has said
he doesn't wanna do this anymore.
711
00:26:35,682 --> 00:26:37,842
And if the family makes him,
712
00:26:37,867 --> 00:26:39,951
- or doesn't make him, or...
- Yeah.
713
00:26:39,952 --> 00:26:41,253
You guys all need him in a way, now.
714
00:26:41,254 --> 00:26:42,520
- Where that is tricky.
- Mm-hmm.
715
00:26:42,521 --> 00:26:44,513
Where it's like, that was never
your intention going into it.
716
00:26:44,538 --> 00:26:46,067
I dunno, that kinda stuff
would be interesting, of like...
717
00:26:46,092 --> 00:26:47,082
And then I don't wanna do this stuff,
718
00:26:47,107 --> 00:26:48,505
but they're kind like, "No, you have to.
719
00:26:48,530 --> 00:26:49,942
"Please just do this one thing for us."
720
00:26:49,967 --> 00:26:51,042
That you're the breadwinner.
721
00:26:51,067 --> 00:26:52,513
Like you are the reason that everyone
722
00:26:52,538 --> 00:26:54,386
has the things they have accidentally.
723
00:26:54,411 --> 00:26:56,134
Yeah, that's one of
the reasons we have you
724
00:26:56,135 --> 00:26:57,936
be like, "Brooke and I
will always listen to you."
725
00:26:57,937 --> 00:26:59,472
'Cause it does set up this premise
726
00:26:59,473 --> 00:27:00,771
that he's your little brother,
727
00:27:00,772 --> 00:27:01,907
and you guys will listen to him.
728
00:27:01,908 --> 00:27:03,554
- Yeah. Yeah.
- And then immediately, that's tested.
729
00:27:03,579 --> 00:27:05,210
I wonder if they'll rise to the occas'.
730
00:27:05,211 --> 00:27:07,078
- We'll see!
- Or be garbage people.
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