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This is so fucking surreal.
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Yeah, it is.
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Oh...
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Did this come with the penis crown?
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No, no, no. Give me that.
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I forgot!
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Happy divorce, my dear Eva.
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Yes, thank you.
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For highlighting what a loser I am.
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Thank you.
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Ugh...
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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I've known Eva since the 5th grade,
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and she's currently putting
her bra on over her towel!
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Are you fucking filming me?
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Do not post that.
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In fact, don't post
anything from tonight.
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You already posted something?!
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You're not in it!
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Show me.
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Mmm.
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You follow Poppy March?
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- Yeah?
- Why?
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'Cause she's famous
and she does cool shit.
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Does my following her offend you?
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I just have this
sinking feeling that
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- Derek is fucking her.
- What?!
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Dude, they've been commenting
on each other's posts.
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Like, a lot.
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Okay?
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Never mind.
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It's fine. Show me...
Show me what you posted.
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See? You're not in it.
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Walker Young
commented on your photo!
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Click on it, Click on it!
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- Damn.
- Ooh...
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- He still looks good.
- Yeah, he does.
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I think I liked his shaggy hair though.
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- Ooh, like this TBT?
- Yessss!
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Ohhhh!
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Those curls!
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Remember that ridiculous
letter I wrote him?
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Ugh, if you had just given it to him,
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you could have figured out
if you liked him or not.
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Yeah, but sometimes
the dream of something
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is so much better than the...
crushing reality of it.
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Okay, yeah.
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Like the reality that he wants
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- to crush you with his boner?
- Ew!
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He would not even give me a rose on,
like, night one.
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Oh, please!
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He'd be giving you roses until you
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sucked him dry in the fantasy suite.
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Nobody wants to take my divorced
ass to the fantasy suite.
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Your husband hasn't fucked
you in over two years.
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Does that even qualify as divorce?
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I'm really happy you're here
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to minimize what I'm going through.
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It's very special. Thank you.
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Okay! Come on! It is time...
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Hmm...
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Ah, yes!
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Okay...
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Hang on.
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Eva! We've been talking
about this for fucking hours!
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I know! But it's...
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It's kind of a basic bitch move
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to cut bangs when
you're getting a divorce.
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Just give me a second,
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let me go through the
options one more time.
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Okay, that's the one we agreed on.
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That's the one you liked.
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See, that's gonna look so cute on you.
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Yeah... they're... they're cool.
They're just...
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I don't know, are they a lot?
They kinda seem like a lot.
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Are they me? I don't know...
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- I'm just so lost.
- But that's why we're doing this.
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This is gonna re-frame
your whole situation.
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Okay... okay.
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This is what I propose:
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We just start with a
long side-swept bang.
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Okay?
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And then if you don't like it,
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you can just tuck it behind your ears.
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It's barely even a commitment!
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And then if you do like it,
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we can cut from there.
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Okay.
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- Yes!
- I accept your proposal.
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- Okay!
- I am ready for barely a commitment.
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Yeah!
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Does-does my dress look weird?
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What?
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Like it's...
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Yeah, it's all weird and baggy.
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Seems so long now.
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It was up here, wasn't it?
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Uh, no. Your dress looks the same.
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But I did just cut your hair.
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I don't know, do you think maybe
it stretched out when I sat down?
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Is that a thing that could
happen like this much?
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I'm gonna, I'm gonna go
down to the liquor store
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and pick us up another bottle.
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And then, why don't you just...
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why don't you take some time
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to think about your bangs
while I'm gone. Okay?
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Oh, yeah. Okay. I'll stay here and
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try to figure out what the
fuck is up with this dress.
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Yeah. You do that.
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Ugh.
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What the fuck!
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I... ugh.
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Oh...
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Wow...
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Okay!
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Ooh, ha!
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Wow.
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Ah.
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Walker?
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Wow. Hey, Eva.
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Damn!
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Summer...
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was good...
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to you.
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What are you doing here?
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I got the letter...
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you left in my locker.
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Oh my God, you read my letter.
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"Every time I see you...
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"I feel like I lose myself...
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and I like it."
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I really dug that.
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Hearts over the "I"s. It was cute.
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It inspired me to write a song.
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It did?
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♪ There's a girl I know ♪
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♪ She left a note in my locker ♪
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♪ She's kinda like my stalker ♪
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♪ But it's cool 'cause I'm Walker ♪
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♪ Ah-oooh ♪
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♪ Every time I see you ♪
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♪ I feel like I lose myself ♪
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♪ And I like it ♪
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♪ Yeah, I like it ♪
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♪ And I like it ♪
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Yeah, that's all I have so far but, uh,
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it's pretty close.
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Cool.
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Come here.
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You smell good.
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What kind of shampoo do you use?
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Whatever my mom buys.
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Mmm.
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Um, are you even 18?
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Do you feel like
you've lost yourself yet?
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Uh...
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I don't know.
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Well...
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we better fix that.
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Uh, okay. Oh God, I'm sorry.
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I don't know
if my letter is exactly...
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accurate.
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Anymore.
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What do you... what do you...
What do you mean?
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Um...
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I didn't really like your song.
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And I'm having a hard
time getting past it.
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Wh-where you going?
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I gotta go to band practice.
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Or whatever.
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What?
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Oh...
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Okay.
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Okay...
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I'm going crazy maybe, maybe...
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I'm-I'm losing my mind.
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Okay. Okay.
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You're okay.
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Okay. Okay.
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Oh!
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Ooh.
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Oh God.
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Oh God...
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Ah. Oh.
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Ugh.
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Derek?
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What happened to you?
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Oh...
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Are you done with that?
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What are you doing here?
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Why are you in this hotel room?
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I'm not in a hotel room. I'm at home.
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What?
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This is not our... I mean,
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this is not your house!
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Ugh, Eva, what does it matter?
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You are not supposed to be here.
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This is my divorce party
and it is a Derek-free zone!
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You need me to be here.
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What? No, I don't.
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I mean, look at you. It's typical.
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You always need my help
figuring out who you are.
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- No. I don't.
- Yeah.
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You need me so you don't
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have to deal with your own shit.
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No.
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I needed you to fuck me!
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- Or want to fuck me!
- See, you're doing it right now.
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You know, don't even start!
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You are such a fucking child!
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Nice. Nice. Have your little tantrum.
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Oh, well, if I don't have a tantrum,
then you don't hear me!
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Oh! I hear you. Okay?
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Your low blows are
coming in loud and clear.
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Good!
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Don't laugh at me.
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Don't laugh at me!
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What happened to you?
Are you done with that?
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What?
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We just went through this.
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What the fuck is going on?
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Eva, what does it matter?
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What does it matter?!
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Derek, if you're defying
the laws of physics,
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it fucking matters.
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So seriously, why are you here?
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My guess is to save you from
whoever is doing that to your hair.
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- I did this to my hair!
- Oh.
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Okay, well, I guess I'm...
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here to save you from yourself.
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- Fuck you, Derek.
- Oh...
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I don't need to be saved.
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It's just a joke!
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- Glad I'm just a joke to you.
- Eva.
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Why do you always twist
every goddamn thing I say
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into some evil bullshit so
that you look like a victim,
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and I look like some asshole
who's trying to ruin your life?
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Fuck you! I'm not a victim, okay?
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I'm just going through a lot right now.
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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're always the only one
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going through any shit.
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You're also the only one who
never does anything to change it.
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Fuck you!
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Wow, this is getting old. Why am I here?
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That's what I keep asking you.
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You need me to be here.
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No, I needed you...
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What happened to you?
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Fuck you! I'm not a victim!
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What happened to you?
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Oh, well, if I don't have a tantrum,
then you don't hear me!
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And yet, you still do
nothing to change it.
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Don't even start!
You are such a fucking child!
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I'm just going through
a lot right now...
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Yeah, you're always the only one
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going through any shit.
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You're also the only one
who never does anything!
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To change it...
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There. I changed something.
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Are you happy now?
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Oh!
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I am not okay.
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Oh... wow.
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Okay...
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Oh.
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That is a look.
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Fucking bow?
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Okay...
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- They look great, babe.
- Oh my God!
274
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You know what's really scary
275
00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:12,508
is that you don't trust
that you know who you are.
276
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- I know who I am.
- Oh, you do?
277
00:16:15,729 --> 00:16:18,771
Oh! Tell me all about her.
278
00:16:19,341 --> 00:16:20,915
Um, okay.
279
00:16:20,940 --> 00:16:23,204
I...
280
00:16:23,498 --> 00:16:25,446
I'm a woman. Obviously.
281
00:16:25,471 --> 00:16:27,679
Who is 33, I mean,
282
00:16:27,704 --> 00:16:30,493
34 years old. Um...
283
00:16:30,896 --> 00:16:32,821
I grew up in Seattle.
284
00:16:33,350 --> 00:16:35,094
I like to read.
285
00:16:37,686 --> 00:16:40,352
- I don't know. Who the fuck are you?
- It doesn't matter who I am!
286
00:16:40,377 --> 00:16:41,835
All of this.
287
00:16:41,860 --> 00:16:43,818
All of this...
288
00:16:44,406 --> 00:16:47,094
mmm, is all about you.
289
00:16:48,016 --> 00:16:50,196
All of this? What do you mean? What...
290
00:16:50,221 --> 00:16:52,520
- Did you do this?
- You did this, babe.
291
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:53,837
But why?
292
00:16:53,862 --> 00:16:56,987
Because, it's time for
us to start this shit over!
293
00:16:57,012 --> 00:16:59,678
It is time to level the fuck up.
294
00:16:59,703 --> 00:17:02,161
Right, babe?
295
00:17:03,029 --> 00:17:05,079
Well, I'm already doing that.
296
00:17:06,403 --> 00:17:07,987
Yeah, but you keep telling yourself
297
00:17:08,012 --> 00:17:11,547
the same old little stories
over and over again.
298
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,915
You 33, 34-year-old woman.
299
00:17:13,940 --> 00:17:16,688
Who likes to what? Read?
300
00:17:16,713 --> 00:17:18,063
I am that.
301
00:17:18,088 --> 00:17:19,254
The fuck do you want from me?
302
00:17:19,279 --> 00:17:21,508
Is that really who you are?!
303
00:17:21,533 --> 00:17:24,575
Or is that just a little
collection of facts?
304
00:17:25,271 --> 00:17:27,094
You need to realize...
305
00:17:28,479 --> 00:17:30,500
your past self...
306
00:17:30,724 --> 00:17:31,907
mmm...
307
00:17:31,932 --> 00:17:34,724
it is not your present self.
308
00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:36,541
Okay, take it easy, Brené Brown.
309
00:17:36,566 --> 00:17:37,566
Say it.
310
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:41,420
My past self is not my present self.
311
00:17:41,445 --> 00:17:43,695
I don't believe a word
that you're saying.
312
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:45,012
Say it.
313
00:17:45,226 --> 00:17:47,504
My past self is not my present self!
314
00:17:47,529 --> 00:17:49,743
I am waving goodbye to my past self,
315
00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:52,758
as I eagerly take my future form.
316
00:17:56,904 --> 00:17:59,504
I am waving goodbye to my past self,
317
00:17:59,529 --> 00:18:02,513
as I eagerly awake my future form.
318
00:18:02,538 --> 00:18:05,747
My best self is ever emerging.
319
00:18:05,772 --> 00:18:08,647
And no one can stop her!
320
00:18:08,672 --> 00:18:10,755
- Oh, come on.
- Oh, you come on!
321
00:18:10,780 --> 00:18:12,810
Babe! You can't stop now!
322
00:18:12,835 --> 00:18:14,876
We're just gettin' started.
323
00:18:14,901 --> 00:18:17,162
My best happiness...
324
00:18:17,187 --> 00:18:21,561
does not depend on anybody
else's best happiness.
325
00:18:21,930 --> 00:18:24,513
My best happiness doesn't depend on
326
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:26,246
anyone else's best happiness.
327
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:29,083
I am not that girl...
328
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:32,900
who couldn't leave a love
letter in Walker Young's locker.
329
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:35,896
I am not that girl who couldn't leave
330
00:18:35,921 --> 00:18:37,924
a love letter in Walker Young's locker.
331
00:18:37,949 --> 00:18:41,049
But you didn't leave the letter so,
aren't you that girl?
332
00:18:41,074 --> 00:18:42,534
Limitations are perceived and not real
333
00:18:42,558 --> 00:18:44,100
and I am boundless!
334
00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:46,127
Hey. Look at me. Say it.
335
00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:49,768
Limitations are perceived
and I am boundless?
336
00:18:49,793 --> 00:18:52,751
Ohh, I am not the girl
who buried her head
337
00:18:52,776 --> 00:18:55,063
in Derek's metaphorical sand.
338
00:18:55,088 --> 00:18:57,796
Admit it. You miss burying
your head in my sand.
339
00:18:57,821 --> 00:18:59,279
- Derek?
- Forget him, babe.
340
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:01,210
I'm a competent member
of the team. Say it.
341
00:19:01,235 --> 00:19:02,811
What? What team?!
342
00:19:02,836 --> 00:19:04,889
My uniqueness, will lift me
343
00:19:04,914 --> 00:19:06,499
from the gutter of mediocrity.
344
00:19:06,524 --> 00:19:08,025
Your uniqueness?
345
00:19:08,050 --> 00:19:09,499
Aren't you just copying her?
346
00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:11,607
I am now discovering my light
347
00:19:11,632 --> 00:19:14,038
that will illuminate
my path to greatness.
348
00:19:14,063 --> 00:19:17,006
Huh. I think everyone just
saw you as kinda average.
349
00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:19,656
My light burns like a thousand lighters
350
00:19:19,681 --> 00:19:22,702
at a Pearl Jam concert in 1992.
351
00:19:22,727 --> 00:19:24,435
You're never gonna figure yourself out.
352
00:19:28,203 --> 00:19:31,131
I wanna rock
out with my cock out,
353
00:19:31,163 --> 00:19:33,213
for the rest of eternity.
354
00:19:33,238 --> 00:19:34,737
Who are you without me?
355
00:19:34,762 --> 00:19:36,335
No, no. Don't look at him.
356
00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:38,171
Hey! Look at me.
357
00:20:10,536 --> 00:20:13,120
Oh! I'm sorry that took so long.
358
00:20:13,790 --> 00:20:16,475
You will not believe what
just happened out there.
359
00:20:16,784 --> 00:20:18,202
Oh...
360
00:20:19,164 --> 00:20:20,803
Are you okay?
361
00:20:29,138 --> 00:20:30,263
Eva...
362
00:20:30,937 --> 00:20:33,178
Will you accept this rose?
363
00:20:33,338 --> 00:20:36,178
We don't have to...
stay in a fantasy suite.
364
00:20:36,203 --> 00:20:38,369
We could see where
the night takes us, hmm?
365
00:20:38,409 --> 00:20:40,639
Eva?
366
00:20:43,184 --> 00:20:44,889
Oh, honey!
367
00:20:44,914 --> 00:20:47,491
What happened?
368
00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:50,889
I didn't mean to
pressure you to cut bangs.
369
00:20:50,914 --> 00:20:53,210
I hope you didn't do this because of me.
370
00:20:53,235 --> 00:20:54,754
No...
371
00:20:54,779 --> 00:20:55,779
It was not your fault.
372
00:20:55,804 --> 00:20:58,412
I just wanted you to feel like
the best version of yourself.
373
00:20:58,437 --> 00:20:59,646
I know.
374
00:21:00,268 --> 00:21:01,393
Oh...
375
00:21:05,171 --> 00:21:07,733
I just feel like I have to have
376
00:21:07,758 --> 00:21:10,577
everything figured out right now.
377
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:12,810
And it's too much.
378
00:21:17,258 --> 00:21:20,258
You know it doesn't have to
happen all at once, right?
379
00:21:22,266 --> 00:21:24,558
But I don't even know where to start.
380
00:21:27,711 --> 00:21:29,169
Ah, fuck...
381
00:21:29,502 --> 00:21:31,827
Look at me, I'm a fucking mess!
382
00:21:31,852 --> 00:21:34,256
You have to
be gentle with yourself.
383
00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:38,022
Starting over isn't easy for anyone.
384
00:21:41,027 --> 00:21:42,764
Tsk, ah...
385
00:21:47,651 --> 00:21:50,777
Aw!
386
00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:53,460
You're like a little baby.
387
00:21:54,709 --> 00:21:57,350
You're like a brand new little baby.
388
00:22:05,078 --> 00:22:06,600
Little baby.
389
00:22:10,964 --> 00:22:12,647
Oh God...
390
00:22:13,780 --> 00:22:15,405
I know...
391
00:22:18,850 --> 00:22:20,327
What?
392
00:22:37,807 --> 00:22:39,502
Shave me.
393
00:22:44,165 --> 00:22:47,765
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394
00:23:47,057 --> 00:23:48,644
Dad!
395
00:23:50,682 --> 00:23:51,807
What's going on?
396
00:23:55,902 --> 00:23:57,472
Did you hear that?
397
00:23:57,496 --> 00:23:58,533
You heard that?
398
00:23:58,558 --> 00:24:00,885
What is this, like some kinda sitcom?
399
00:24:00,910 --> 00:24:02,315
I can't get out the door.
400
00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:03,955
I hear laughing voices.
401
00:24:03,980 --> 00:24:05,504
No more laughing!
402
00:24:05,529 --> 00:24:06,689
Aww.
403
00:24:16,091 --> 00:24:18,182
Jenée LaMarque brought us
the concept of "Bangs."
404
00:24:18,207 --> 00:24:20,002
She said, "I wanna make
a feminist version
405
00:24:20,027 --> 00:24:21,755
of A Christmas Carol where
a woman keeps cutting
406
00:24:21,779 --> 00:24:23,260
her bangs and changing personas."
407
00:24:23,285 --> 00:24:25,283
We could see where the night takes us.
408
00:24:27,083 --> 00:24:29,877
I immediately knew we were
gonna make it off of that pitch.
409
00:24:30,241 --> 00:24:31,594
I had this sentence
410
00:24:31,618 --> 00:24:32,994
float through my head one day,
411
00:24:33,019 --> 00:24:34,080
"You become a different girl
412
00:24:34,104 --> 00:24:36,682
with every millimeter of bang you cut."
413
00:24:38,019 --> 00:24:39,839
And then I remember she said,
"And it'll be great,
414
00:24:39,863 --> 00:24:41,798
because like the scissors will
have this great sound effect
415
00:24:41,822 --> 00:24:43,580
that just goes, 'Shing!'"
416
00:24:45,261 --> 00:24:47,416
And I was like,
"All right, just go do it."
417
00:24:48,323 --> 00:24:50,448
Each time she cuts her bangs,
418
00:24:50,473 --> 00:24:52,541
she's visited by a ghost of her past...
419
00:24:52,566 --> 00:24:54,111
Are you even eighteen?
420
00:24:54,500 --> 00:24:56,127
her present, or future.
421
00:24:56,152 --> 00:24:57,236
They look great, babe.
422
00:24:57,261 --> 00:24:58,261
Oh my god!
423
00:24:58,286 --> 00:25:01,190
Each actor brought
a completely different vibe.
424
00:25:01,341 --> 00:25:02,596
What are you doing here?
425
00:25:02,621 --> 00:25:05,322
To save you from whoever
is doing that to your hair.
426
00:25:05,740 --> 00:25:08,658
The room is decorated
like a bachelorette party.
427
00:25:08,683 --> 00:25:11,266
There's giant inflated
penises everywhere.
428
00:25:11,291 --> 00:25:14,834
Those penises just kept sneaking
their way into every shot.
429
00:25:14,859 --> 00:25:16,971
They were over the
shoulder of every shot.
430
00:25:16,996 --> 00:25:18,791
This is so fucking surreal.
431
00:25:19,105 --> 00:25:21,796
I feel like Melissa
Fumero really grounded it
432
00:25:21,821 --> 00:25:24,612
with how naturally funny
and relatable she is.
433
00:25:24,637 --> 00:25:26,179
What kind of shampoo do you use?
434
00:25:26,204 --> 00:25:27,916
Whatever my mom buys.
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