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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:16,830 --> 00:01:18,550 - Hello! - Hi! 4 00:01:19,930 --> 00:01:21,290 - Hello? - He-e-ey! 5 00:01:22,370 --> 00:01:24,989 - So what's up, tell me... - Hello to you too! 6 00:01:24,990 --> 00:01:26,989 Have you loaded up yet? 7 00:01:26,990 --> 00:01:30,249 I've gone to the office, they called, told me to come over. 8 00:01:30,250 --> 00:01:33,369 It's always like this, I call just as you're about to go somewhere... 9 00:01:33,370 --> 00:01:36,529 That's just it, when you call something like this always happens... 10 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:40,110 - Go on, I'll call you back. - Go on then, call me. Will this take long? 11 00:01:40,470 --> 00:01:42,870 - I don't know. - I'm going to bed soon! 12 00:01:43,510 --> 00:01:46,049 I'll have to get a document, I don't know... I'll find out now. 13 00:01:46,050 --> 00:01:47,650 Go on then, 14 00:01:48,170 --> 00:01:49,610 I'll call back soon... 15 00:02:04,330 --> 00:02:06,910 - Hello! - Well, hi again. 16 00:02:07,650 --> 00:02:09,450 - Huh? - Hi again! 17 00:02:10,050 --> 00:02:13,329 - Hi again to you too. - So are you loaded up or not? 18 00:02:13,330 --> 00:02:15,830 No, I'm just going to the loading station. 19 00:02:16,090 --> 00:02:17,210 Come home... 20 00:02:17,970 --> 00:02:19,570 Come on, come on, come on, come on... 21 00:02:20,250 --> 00:02:22,009 What do you mean "come on"? Are you talking to me? 22 00:02:22,010 --> 00:02:24,090 Yes I... Come on, come on, come on... 23 00:02:24,690 --> 00:02:26,009 Who are you talking to? 24 00:02:26,010 --> 00:02:27,969 To a driver. Come on, come on. 25 00:02:27,970 --> 00:02:29,210 Come on, come on, come on... 26 00:02:29,770 --> 00:02:30,930 Come on, come on, come on... 27 00:02:32,090 --> 00:02:33,190 Stop! 28 00:02:33,490 --> 00:02:36,449 Alright then, come on, let's not waste money. 29 00:02:36,450 --> 00:02:39,289 Tomorrow, if everything's OK, I'll head out... I'll call you. 30 00:02:39,290 --> 00:02:42,689 Alright then! "Good night darlings"! 31 00:02:42,690 --> 00:02:45,409 What darlings? Some people have a good night... but some don't! 32 00:02:45,410 --> 00:02:46,969 Ah, you've still got to load up... 33 00:02:46,970 --> 00:02:47,730 Yes. 34 00:02:47,731 --> 00:02:49,889 Well whatever, you'll bring tasty things. 35 00:02:49,890 --> 00:02:51,649 - Bye then. - Bye, that's everything. 36 00:02:51,650 --> 00:02:53,090 - Well bye. - Bye. 37 00:04:01,410 --> 00:04:06,369 Incidents? Well how can I say... there were even incidents with guns. 38 00:04:06,370 --> 00:04:11,229 There were times when I was threatened with a gun. 39 00:04:11,230 --> 00:04:15,449 I don't remember now, I think it was somewhere before Krasnye Baki. 40 00:04:15,450 --> 00:04:19,689 So... we were parked at night at a rest stop... there were a lot of trucks there. 41 00:04:19,690 --> 00:04:22,890 Gangsters came along too... so. 42 00:04:23,850 --> 00:04:30,009 One of them had a sawn-off, knocked on the window with the barrel: give us money! 43 00:04:30,010 --> 00:04:33,530 I've had my share of it. I had it. Had it all. 44 00:04:34,770 --> 00:04:37,870 But... let's say... 45 00:04:39,330 --> 00:04:43,929 I didn't pay, didn't pay and that's that. It's a matter of principle. 46 00:04:43,930 --> 00:04:47,010 I'm not going to pay and that's that! 47 00:04:47,570 --> 00:04:49,809 I understand everything of course... 48 00:04:49,810 --> 00:04:53,249 they're hooligans... serious guys. 49 00:04:53,250 --> 00:04:55,249 I understand everything. 50 00:04:55,250 --> 00:05:04,490 But don't forget, we were young once and also knew a thing or two about what they do! 51 00:05:04,910 --> 00:05:09,929 Yes they're hooligans, but that doesn't mean that we're not made cut from the same cloth. 52 00:05:09,930 --> 00:05:13,929 We're hooligans too, only a little older... that's it, the only difference! 53 00:05:13,930 --> 00:05:15,649 So God's been merciful, so merciful... 54 00:05:15,650 --> 00:05:18,930 although there've been so many situations, I've had it right up to here! 55 00:05:23,010 --> 00:05:25,689 I just don't even want to remember... 56 00:05:25,690 --> 00:05:28,730 it's so distasteful and... 57 00:05:29,330 --> 00:05:36,169 well... I've been lucky, I've come out of all these situations with my honour intact. 58 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:41,850 I think so. My man's honour, no one's brought me down. 59 00:07:01,490 --> 00:07:02,650 Yes? 60 00:07:03,170 --> 00:07:04,330 Hi! 61 00:07:04,730 --> 00:07:05,890 Heya! 62 00:07:06,410 --> 00:07:09,090 So what's up, where are you? What are you doing? 63 00:07:10,530 --> 00:07:11,690 I'm driving. 64 00:07:13,490 --> 00:07:14,650 - Valya! - Yes? 65 00:07:15,170 --> 00:07:18,849 Can you at least cook me some dinner there, some kind of a feast... 66 00:07:18,850 --> 00:07:20,870 What dinner, you're not coming back. 67 00:07:21,490 --> 00:07:24,889 But I want you to be ready, just in case I come back early. 68 00:07:24,890 --> 00:07:27,649 I don't want you to say "You're back? You're back! 69 00:07:27,650 --> 00:07:30,969 So, buy these things from the shop, I've got nothing at home... 70 00:07:30,970 --> 00:07:34,290 Valya, for God's sake, you'll completely kill my mood. 71 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:39,449 Meet your husband properly. I'm asking you in advance... 72 00:07:39,450 --> 00:07:42,169 meet your husband properly. 73 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:45,609 Get some food in reserve to cook some kind of nice dinner... 74 00:07:45,610 --> 00:07:48,210 But you're coming before breakfast the next day! 75 00:07:49,530 --> 00:07:51,969 Well alright, I'll cook something. 76 00:07:51,970 --> 00:07:54,809 I'll call you later to find out when exactly you're coming. 77 00:07:54,810 --> 00:07:58,210 Valya, there are mushrooms lying around somewhere! 78 00:07:58,730 --> 00:08:00,210 Where are the mushrooms? 79 00:08:00,530 --> 00:08:02,010 At home, where we keep the preserves. 80 00:08:02,210 --> 00:08:03,769 There are... 81 00:08:03,770 --> 00:08:06,730 There are... I'm fed up of them, I've been eating them all week. 82 00:08:07,610 --> 00:08:10,209 - Salted mushrooms? - Yes, they're there! 83 00:08:10,210 --> 00:08:15,450 Hah! There, then you'll say to me, "There's nothing, everything's finished." 84 00:08:15,610 --> 00:08:18,209 Nibbles away at everything quietly... 85 00:08:18,210 --> 00:08:20,890 Aleksei, you haven't been at home since the 5th! 86 00:08:21,890 --> 00:08:25,089 With a little bit of sour cream, some nice little onions... 87 00:08:25,090 --> 00:08:27,730 OK, OK. I'll do it. 88 00:08:27,850 --> 00:08:32,130 That's it! And I'll buy a little bottle of some nice wine... 89 00:08:32,210 --> 00:08:36,509 And we'll celebrate your birthday and my holiday too, yes! 90 00:08:36,510 --> 00:08:39,010 And your birthday too... both of ours! 91 00:08:39,050 --> 00:08:40,010 No! 92 00:08:40,011 --> 00:08:42,930 But you're not going to be home on your birthday again! 93 00:08:43,330 --> 00:08:45,330 Well, whatever... go on, 94 00:08:45,410 --> 00:08:47,430 the money on my phone's almost gone. 95 00:08:47,730 --> 00:08:49,069 Go on, that's it. 96 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:50,550 Go on, I'll see you tomorrow. 97 00:08:50,570 --> 00:08:51,670 Go on, that's it. 98 00:08:51,690 --> 00:08:52,790 Well bye then. 99 00:09:04,810 --> 00:09:06,769 Lie down Irbis lie down, lie down. 100 00:09:06,770 --> 00:09:08,970 Why don't I give you a bread roll, do you want a roll? 101 00:09:10,330 --> 00:09:12,529 He'll eat his fill and calm down. 102 00:09:12,530 --> 00:09:15,650 Lie down, lie down Irbis. Lie down! 103 00:09:17,330 --> 00:09:21,330 Sweetie! Lie down... lie down, lie down... 104 00:09:22,210 --> 00:09:23,850 what a restless dog. 105 00:09:24,770 --> 00:09:28,810 Lie down, lie down, lie down... Lie down! 106 00:09:29,370 --> 00:09:31,370 Go on, lie down! 107 00:09:31,450 --> 00:09:35,530 Now he's doing it by himself, lying down when he wants to. 108 00:09:35,970 --> 00:09:41,930 What a good boy, clever dog, clever dog. Good dog, good dog... 109 00:09:42,090 --> 00:09:45,710 we'll heal our little doggy, we'll heal him. 110 00:09:45,850 --> 00:09:49,330 We love to be nice to him, we love to be nice to him... 111 00:09:49,970 --> 00:09:51,810 yes, we do. 112 00:09:58,010 --> 00:10:01,250 One time last year I was transporting fruit too... 113 00:10:04,130 --> 00:10:06,770 I was in my "native" Bashkiria. 114 00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:09,410 The traffic police stopped me, 115 00:10:10,290 --> 00:10:11,770 sent me to the checkpoint, 116 00:10:12,650 --> 00:10:14,970 let's say it was for "registration". 117 00:10:15,450 --> 00:10:18,250 It's not a secret that you need to pay protection 118 00:10:18,370 --> 00:10:20,810 if you're carrying Uzbek fruit. 119 00:10:20,890 --> 00:10:26,090 But naturally all these questions get sorted out at once, without discussion. 120 00:10:26,530 --> 00:10:30,810 It cost 100 rubles to get... 121 00:10:31,610 --> 00:10:34,410 to get, let's say, a "pass". 122 00:10:34,730 --> 00:10:37,810 But this cop didn't think this was enough. 123 00:10:38,770 --> 00:10:44,570 So he kind of started on me, kind of, "What did you just call me?" 124 00:10:44,650 --> 00:10:48,010 Even though hadn't called him anything. 125 00:10:48,050 --> 00:10:52,009 At first I was a bit surprised. I thought, "What's he up to?" 126 00:10:52,010 --> 00:10:55,169 Then it started to get through to me, bloody hell, what a provocation! 127 00:10:55,170 --> 00:10:57,929 That's it, he jumps out from behind his table 128 00:10:57,930 --> 00:11:01,289 and starts to push me in the chest, to punch me in the shoulders, 129 00:11:01,290 --> 00:11:06,290 he tried to put me in some kind of a hold, I don't know what they teach them there... 130 00:11:06,530 --> 00:11:09,090 I headed for the door! He wouldn't let me. 131 00:11:09,130 --> 00:11:13,049 Well, then I joined in... lifted him a little by his trousers, 132 00:11:13,050 --> 00:11:15,929 slipped outside, but he got all tensed up, jumps outside 133 00:11:15,930 --> 00:11:22,409 and bellows to the guys with rifles outside: "Arrest him, he punched me!" 134 00:11:22,410 --> 00:11:23,510 That's it! 135 00:11:24,210 --> 00:11:27,649 Those guys held me at gunpoint, 136 00:11:27,650 --> 00:11:30,729 "Go back into the checkpoint." I say, "No, I'm not going to the checkpoint. 137 00:11:30,730 --> 00:11:34,409 Shoot me here! If you think it's right, shoot me here. 138 00:11:34,410 --> 00:11:36,490 I'm going nowhere." 139 00:11:36,650 --> 00:11:40,449 They both say, "Go on, back inside!" I say, "I'm going nowhere." 140 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:44,049 But I feel that there's already nowhere for me to go... 141 00:11:44,050 --> 00:11:48,409 they'll drag me back inside the checkpoint and then stitch me up good and proper. 142 00:11:48,410 --> 00:11:51,689 All the more so because the first cop is bellowing from his "hencoop", 143 00:11:51,690 --> 00:11:54,729 "Drag him in here! We'll throw him in the cage and we'll show him!" 144 00:11:54,730 --> 00:11:58,129 But I'm shouting too, "Hey, everyone, look what a scene they're making!" 145 00:11:58,130 --> 00:12:01,489 Well, people here are curious, everyone turned to look at once 146 00:12:01,490 --> 00:12:04,209 They're watching, and what a picture it is! 147 00:12:04,210 --> 00:12:04,930 Haha... 148 00:12:04,931 --> 00:12:07,730 These bitches of cops, look what they're doing to simple people. 149 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:12,089 Then a guy I know drove up... we parked together in Orenburg. 150 00:12:12,090 --> 00:12:15,929 He says, "That's it, give him his documents back or I won't go away. 151 00:12:15,930 --> 00:12:20,769 I'll call the ambulance, the fire brigade, the police... 152 00:12:20,770 --> 00:12:25,050 ...everyone, every service you have here in Bashkiria, I'll invite the lot!" 153 00:12:25,610 --> 00:12:30,650 Well, obviously, the cops twigged that it wasn't worth making such a meal of it... 154 00:12:30,930 --> 00:12:33,410 brought my documents back, gave them to me... 155 00:12:34,290 --> 00:12:36,210 and we drove off together. 156 00:13:47,290 --> 00:13:51,370 They didn't let us get married back then. 157 00:13:52,450 --> 00:13:58,050 At the wedding office they said, "Why bother, you'll get divorced anyway! 158 00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:01,170 He'll come back from the army and you'll get divorced..." 159 00:14:03,650 --> 00:14:04,930 Well... 160 00:14:06,450 --> 00:14:10,210 we didn't get divorced! He came back... we got married! 161 00:14:13,930 --> 00:14:16,690 We got married... 162 00:14:19,690 --> 00:14:24,810 and it's alright, we've been living together for more than 30 years already. 163 00:14:29,050 --> 00:14:32,970 But now it's already shameful to get divorced, we've got children. 164 00:14:33,050 --> 00:14:36,730 You can't give a bad example to your children. 165 00:14:41,890 --> 00:14:44,610 But I live like a divorced woman... 166 00:14:47,890 --> 00:14:50,970 he can't stay home for long, 167 00:14:51,050 --> 00:14:54,010 and I can't handle it when he's at home for a long time. 168 00:14:54,090 --> 00:14:58,290 And I think that he's already so used to the road… 169 00:14:59,730 --> 00:15:03,930 he's getting itchy feet. 170 00:15:05,930 --> 00:15:10,410 Even though he says he doesn't want to drive, he wants to stay at home... 171 00:15:11,450 --> 00:15:13,730 but he probably already can't 172 00:15:14,290 --> 00:15:15,850 ...stay at home 173 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,090 ...like I do. 174 00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:26,169 We're so different, 175 00:15:26,170 --> 00:15:28,169 he goes all over the country, 176 00:15:28,170 --> 00:15:30,370 but I'm always at home. 177 00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:34,049 And he's always on the move. 178 00:15:34,050 --> 00:15:35,690 We have completely different lives. 179 00:15:39,450 --> 00:15:41,290 What a huge truck... 180 00:15:41,890 --> 00:15:43,289 it's scary. 181 00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:46,810 I try not to think about it, about how scary it is. 182 00:15:47,890 --> 00:15:49,570 He drives... 183 00:15:50,370 --> 00:15:52,009 so it's not scary, 184 00:15:52,010 --> 00:15:54,169 but when it's not scary you can drive, 185 00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:56,050 you can work. 186 00:16:02,210 --> 00:16:04,089 Pilots fly... 187 00:16:04,090 --> 00:16:05,969 they're not scared, cosmonauts... 188 00:16:05,970 --> 00:16:07,730 aren't scared... 189 00:16:08,850 --> 00:16:11,810 divers... lots of people aren't scared... 190 00:16:12,490 --> 00:16:14,290 everyone works. 191 00:16:17,130 --> 00:16:20,370 If you're not scared then nothing will happen. 192 00:19:51,570 --> 00:19:53,170 Granddad! 193 00:19:53,490 --> 00:19:54,890 What did you buy for me? 194 00:19:54,970 --> 00:19:55,890 Hello! 195 00:19:55,970 --> 00:19:59,970 "From far away our Tsar and Father is came!" 196 00:20:00,050 --> 00:20:03,769 - But what did you buy for me? - Wait, Maksim. First for Granny. 197 00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:06,009 - Granny? What for? - Granny here was a birthday girl, 198 00:20:06,010 --> 00:20:08,129 but Daddy... Granddad wasn't here! 199 00:20:08,130 --> 00:20:11,130 So we should congratulate Granny on her birthday. 200 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,130 I understand... 201 00:20:13,610 --> 00:20:16,170 oh Aleksei, what a huge beard! 202 00:20:17,370 --> 00:20:19,490 Have you been living in the wilderness? 203 00:20:19,570 --> 00:20:21,010 So, now something for you, Maksim. 204 00:20:21,410 --> 00:20:22,970 Thank you! 205 00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:25,370 What's this, Maksim? 206 00:20:26,330 --> 00:20:29,610 - A bus. - That's right, a bus! 207 00:20:29,810 --> 00:20:31,050 It's for you. 208 00:20:31,970 --> 00:20:34,330 Look what a big bus I've brought you! 209 00:20:34,410 --> 00:20:35,370 Ooooh... yes! 210 00:20:35,450 --> 00:20:37,370 You've never had a bus before! 211 00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:42,130 You've got all kinds of vehicles, but you haven't had a bus before. 212 00:20:42,530 --> 00:20:45,170 Aleksey, why, I've already forgotten it was my birthday. 213 00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:45,930 No-o-o! 214 00:20:45,931 --> 00:20:47,210 It's happened already... 215 00:20:47,290 --> 00:20:50,810 Valya, I'd have come earlier, I wanted to, but the thing is that... 216 00:20:50,890 --> 00:20:53,810 Such a grand explorer! 217 00:20:53,930 --> 00:20:56,169 Maksim, you probably need to unwrap it here... 218 00:20:56,170 --> 00:20:57,450 What a great explorer! 219 00:20:59,730 --> 00:21:01,410 Go on, let's go, 220 00:21:02,170 --> 00:21:03,330 let's go. 221 00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:07,770 Don't hurry don't hurry. Easy. 222 00:21:14,330 --> 00:21:16,290 Inside, fast! 223 00:21:22,330 --> 00:21:24,250 Hosanna! 224 00:21:24,730 --> 00:21:25,890 Hoorah! 225 00:21:25,970 --> 00:21:27,210 Hoorah? 226 00:21:27,290 --> 00:21:28,770 Good, let's sit. 227 00:21:28,890 --> 00:21:30,130 How is it? 228 00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:31,810 The heat's working... 229 00:21:31,930 --> 00:21:33,290 Is the snow melting? 230 00:21:33,370 --> 00:21:34,170 It's melting. 231 00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:35,850 Why've you shut your ears? 232 00:21:35,930 --> 00:21:36,930 It's so hot! 233 00:21:37,010 --> 00:21:39,130 It'll be OK soon, you'll get used to it. 234 00:21:39,210 --> 00:21:40,930 That's it, you see, everything's good. 235 00:21:40,970 --> 00:21:43,170 You'll go to the steam room now! 236 00:21:43,210 --> 00:21:44,570 Well, are you ready? 237 00:21:44,650 --> 00:21:46,530 - Umm... - We're going to wash? 238 00:21:46,610 --> 00:21:47,290 Yes? 239 00:21:47,370 --> 00:21:48,810 - Yes. - No! 240 00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:50,450 No? Are we going to steam? 241 00:21:50,530 --> 00:21:52,570 No, let's sit more. 242 00:21:52,650 --> 00:21:54,810 I'll sit, you go and steam. 243 00:21:54,890 --> 00:21:56,650 Aha... you'll sit here? 244 00:21:58,490 --> 00:22:00,330 Woah! 245 00:22:01,490 --> 00:22:02,930 Woah! 246 00:22:04,450 --> 00:22:07,330 I'll sit there, further away, on the wooden bench. 247 00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:10,970 Ooo! That's good! Ooo! 248 00:22:11,810 --> 00:22:14,250 Anyone fancy keepinp Granddad company? 249 00:22:14,330 --> 00:22:15,290 No-o-o... 250 00:22:15,370 --> 00:22:16,470 Ah? 251 00:22:16,890 --> 00:22:19,330 children are drinking. 252 00:22:24,570 --> 00:22:27,450 Oh, that's good, that's good 253 00:22:30,290 --> 00:22:32,130 ...goo-o-o-d! 254 00:22:42,410 --> 00:22:44,690 Oh, that's good... 255 00:22:45,410 --> 00:22:49,170 We should have prepared the branches. 256 00:22:51,650 --> 00:22:54,770 Dance Russia, dance Russia, there's going to be a war... 257 00:22:54,850 --> 00:22:57,010 That's enough, singer! 258 00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:58,850 Come on. 259 00:22:59,130 --> 00:23:02,730 Dance Russia, dance... Russia, dance... 260 00:23:02,850 --> 00:23:04,770 - That's it! - Rinse yourself off. 261 00:23:04,850 --> 00:23:06,210 - Rinse? - Yeah. 262 00:23:10,930 --> 00:23:13,610 Wow!!! 263 00:23:16,370 --> 00:23:17,470 How is it? 264 00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:19,010 It's good, do it again. 265 00:23:19,090 --> 00:23:19,890 That's it. 266 00:23:19,970 --> 00:23:21,010 You've done. 267 00:23:21,090 --> 00:23:22,850 You shouldn't use to much cold water. 268 00:23:22,970 --> 00:23:25,810 Aaah, it's cold! 269 00:23:27,850 --> 00:23:29,090 You're free! 270 00:23:30,090 --> 00:23:31,190 That's it. 271 00:23:58,970 --> 00:24:00,850 Being close to home? 272 00:24:02,250 --> 00:24:03,650 9 points. 273 00:24:03,930 --> 00:24:05,250 Well, leave it for now... 274 00:24:05,330 --> 00:24:06,930 9, let's not use numbers more than once. 275 00:24:07,330 --> 00:24:09,210 Friendly colleagues? 276 00:24:09,650 --> 00:24:11,290 That's important too... 277 00:24:11,370 --> 00:24:13,450 It's important... I'll put 7,7! 278 00:24:13,530 --> 00:24:14,630 Of course... 279 00:24:15,050 --> 00:24:16,150 7! 280 00:24:16,890 --> 00:24:20,970 Here's... independence and responsibility of your position - 6. 281 00:24:23,010 --> 00:24:24,370 - 6! - 6! 282 00:24:24,570 --> 00:24:25,810 But what will 5 be? 283 00:24:25,890 --> 00:24:27,210 Here is... 284 00:24:27,330 --> 00:24:28,730 Career is 5. 285 00:24:29,490 --> 00:24:31,770 But will experience get 4? 286 00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:32,970 Yes, 4... 287 00:24:33,050 --> 00:24:37,330 4 experience and new knowledge, let's put 3 for career... 288 00:24:37,410 --> 00:24:38,810 Career... no. 289 00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:41,850 Career... have you given something 5 yet? 290 00:24:41,930 --> 00:24:42,770 Not yet. 291 00:24:42,850 --> 00:24:44,330 So give career 5! 292 00:24:44,410 --> 00:24:45,850 5 for career, 293 00:24:46,890 --> 00:24:49,210 3 for high intensity. 294 00:24:50,610 --> 00:24:52,410 Your interests and pastimes? 295 00:24:52,490 --> 00:24:53,610 Creativity! 296 00:24:53,690 --> 00:24:55,330 What creativity? 297 00:24:56,050 --> 00:24:57,290 I create stuff... 298 00:24:57,370 --> 00:25:00,050 What do you create, I've never seen you create a single thing... 299 00:25:00,170 --> 00:25:01,270 And so on... 300 00:25:01,370 --> 00:25:02,330 etc. 301 00:25:02,450 --> 00:25:03,410 Write etc. 302 00:25:03,530 --> 00:25:04,630 Etc... 303 00:25:05,330 --> 00:25:06,490 Fishing! 304 00:25:06,570 --> 00:25:07,170 No-o-o. 305 00:25:07,250 --> 00:25:09,170 Fishing! You love fishing. 306 00:25:09,250 --> 00:25:11,450 If you had time you would fish. 307 00:25:12,210 --> 00:25:13,370 Fishing! 308 00:25:13,610 --> 00:25:14,810 Why not!? 309 00:25:15,770 --> 00:25:19,410 You don't even think about sport, but you love fishing. 310 00:25:22,490 --> 00:25:24,690 Watch it on television all the time. 311 00:25:24,730 --> 00:25:28,250 - You carry a rod in your truck. - I'll write technology. 312 00:25:28,330 --> 00:25:30,330 Well write technology. 313 00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:32,810 And fishing. 314 00:25:33,170 --> 00:25:36,010 Well just you try watching fishing again 315 00:25:36,090 --> 00:25:38,330 if you're not interested! 316 00:25:38,810 --> 00:25:41,050 And don't drive rods around 317 00:25:41,490 --> 00:25:43,690 and don't go on fishing trips! 318 00:25:45,250 --> 00:25:47,730 Well, that's it, the work is done. 319 00:25:48,210 --> 00:25:50,370 Let me check it. 320 00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:51,850 Here, take it. 321 00:25:51,930 --> 00:25:54,890 I'll correct your mistakes... 322 00:25:56,010 --> 00:25:58,650 That's it, I won't correct anything more. 323 00:25:58,730 --> 00:26:00,530 What's written is written! 324 00:26:02,730 --> 00:26:03,970 Take it. 325 00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:09,530 Place of study, why haven't you named your place of study? 326 00:26:09,650 --> 00:26:12,050 Parish school. 327 00:26:12,170 --> 00:26:12,770 Yes, I know. 328 00:26:12,850 --> 00:26:14,689 But you need to write down your school! 329 00:26:14,690 --> 00:26:16,890 I don't need to write anything, Valya! What is this... 330 00:26:16,970 --> 00:26:18,130 It's written there... 331 00:26:18,210 --> 00:26:19,570 We don't need to write anything! 332 00:26:19,650 --> 00:26:20,849 Give me the pen! 333 00:26:20,850 --> 00:26:22,330 I'm not writing, I'm not writing 334 00:26:22,410 --> 00:26:23,130 Give me the pen! 335 00:26:23,210 --> 00:26:25,410 Aleksey, let me read it... what's this about? 336 00:26:25,490 --> 00:26:27,770 - That's it, it's all written down, everything. - OK. 337 00:26:27,850 --> 00:26:29,290 It's all written down. 338 00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:32,290 It's not for the Ministry of Internal Affairs. 339 00:26:32,450 --> 00:26:34,930 I can't see anything about your criminal record... 340 00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:36,730 That's it, everything's written there! 341 00:26:36,810 --> 00:26:38,970 Leave it, "Hands Off Vietnam". 342 00:26:39,050 --> 00:26:40,190 Would you like a tangerine? 343 00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:42,490 - Valya, that's it... - Let me read it, Aleksey... 344 00:26:42,570 --> 00:26:44,650 Don't ask me any more questions, I'm fed up. 345 00:26:45,050 --> 00:26:46,490 Take this. The last one. 346 00:26:46,610 --> 00:26:48,610 Clean it, Aleksey, clean it... 347 00:26:48,730 --> 00:26:49,830 What? 348 00:26:50,170 --> 00:26:52,890 You yourself don't eat them when they're like this... 349 00:26:52,970 --> 00:26:53,930 What? 350 00:26:54,010 --> 00:26:55,450 What am I... 351 00:26:55,570 --> 00:26:58,450 a goat who eats grass? 352 00:26:58,890 --> 00:27:00,010 Here. 353 00:27:00,130 --> 00:27:01,230 There! 354 00:27:01,410 --> 00:27:02,510 Calm down! 355 00:27:08,410 --> 00:27:09,930 He's our pacifist. 356 00:27:10,090 --> 00:27:12,810 So, hold him, hold the pacifist. 357 00:27:13,690 --> 00:27:17,490 Why did you bring the lead, do you think we'll need it? 358 00:27:17,570 --> 00:27:21,090 Well, I need to touch him, feel where it's painful. 359 00:27:21,170 --> 00:27:23,850 Yes, go on, put his muzzle on, go on. 360 00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:27,769 He'll probably let you touch him without a muzzle. 361 00:27:27,770 --> 00:27:30,650 - No, Valya, he's still got teeth. - Well, just in case. 362 00:27:30,730 --> 00:27:33,570 - Yes, he still has teeth! - All dogs are different. 363 00:27:34,130 --> 00:27:37,290 He won't come into the house all winter after... 364 00:27:38,450 --> 00:27:39,370 Well, that's it. 365 00:27:39,570 --> 00:27:42,130 Aleksey, you'll have to hold him... 366 00:27:42,210 --> 00:27:43,690 Yes, I'll hold him. 367 00:27:44,170 --> 00:27:46,010 - So, what's his name? - Irbis. 368 00:27:46,650 --> 00:27:48,650 Feel him, don't be afraid. He's not aggressive. 369 00:27:51,490 --> 00:27:52,810 It's bad... 370 00:27:53,330 --> 00:27:54,930 there's nothing to be done. 371 00:27:55,490 --> 00:27:57,730 The tumour's grown so much... 372 00:27:58,170 --> 00:27:59,330 It's OK, it's OK... 373 00:28:00,010 --> 00:28:00,850 Can't he see? 374 00:28:01,010 --> 00:28:03,250 Probably not... he can't see out of one eye. 375 00:28:03,930 --> 00:28:06,090 And the other one has clouded over too... 376 00:28:06,570 --> 00:28:08,970 - Irbis, Irbis... - Don't be scared... 377 00:28:09,290 --> 00:28:10,850 So, his ear... 378 00:28:15,410 --> 00:28:16,730 No, it's useless... 379 00:28:17,330 --> 00:28:18,930 I can't take out this tumour. 380 00:28:19,210 --> 00:28:21,050 - Can't? - Yeah, it's too big. 381 00:28:21,210 --> 00:28:23,506 - I should have called earlier? - yes, you should have called earlier... 382 00:28:23,530 --> 00:28:26,010 Aleksey, why didn't I call earlier? 383 00:28:27,370 --> 00:28:28,490 My baby... 384 00:28:33,090 --> 00:28:35,330 - Goodbye. - Goodbye, thank you! 385 00:28:37,490 --> 00:28:39,290 Lie down, lie down... 386 00:28:40,530 --> 00:28:42,450 What did the doctor say? 387 00:28:44,490 --> 00:28:47,890 He said that it's too late to do an operation, I should have called earlier. 388 00:28:48,090 --> 00:28:50,610 Irbis, my good boy, come to me. 389 00:28:52,730 --> 00:28:57,290 Come to me my boy, come here quickly. 390 00:29:02,450 --> 00:29:03,970 Come here. Irbis, come to me. 391 00:29:04,610 --> 00:29:06,650 Why didn't I call the doctor earlier? 392 00:29:13,410 --> 00:29:15,650 My good boy... lie down. 393 00:29:29,290 --> 00:29:31,050 My protector. 394 00:29:37,210 --> 00:29:39,930 You see, the doctor said earlier that the operation would kill you... 395 00:29:40,330 --> 00:29:43,370 but you still live on, and would survive a second operation. 396 00:29:53,410 --> 00:29:56,370 Well, Irbis, we'll still get better, right? 397 00:30:03,690 --> 00:30:05,770 He's lived with us for 13 years 398 00:30:05,850 --> 00:30:10,170 and I haven't been afraid of a thing when I've been at home alone, I slept... 399 00:30:10,610 --> 00:30:15,290 my eyes and my ears, and my teeth and my lock, and everything on earth for me... 400 00:30:19,370 --> 00:30:23,690 I slept for 12 hours and wasn't scared of a thing... all night. 401 00:30:25,450 --> 00:30:28,090 I knew that a lock doesn't keep you safe like a dog does. 402 00:30:29,290 --> 00:30:32,250 And he barks at the right time, and he'd bite if he needed to... 403 00:30:32,930 --> 00:30:36,530 he never bite anyone in his life, no-one even stepped... 404 00:30:37,730 --> 00:30:39,530 ...on his territory. 405 00:30:45,970 --> 00:30:47,850 So there you go, relax. 406 00:30:48,250 --> 00:30:49,370 Lie down. 407 00:31:53,130 --> 00:31:57,730 A few months ago I was driving along just here through Chuvashia through these mountains! 408 00:31:58,330 --> 00:32:02,850 But normally in the mountains you let rip when, you're going downhill to reach the top again. 409 00:32:02,930 --> 00:32:07,770 Well, but if there are cars in front you try to go around them, they're going slowly. 410 00:32:07,850 --> 00:32:14,170 a light car cames up behind me... we moved away from each other... 411 00:32:14,250 --> 00:32:17,930 Naturally I go into the left lane, go round the car, reposition... 412 00:32:18,010 --> 00:32:21,489 But I can see him flashing his lights at me, but I can't brake! 413 00:32:21,490 --> 00:32:24,410 It means that he'll accelerate but I'll brake! 414 00:32:24,530 --> 00:32:27,370 I went around the car, got into the right line. 415 00:32:27,450 --> 00:32:29,370 And now please, go, overtake me! 416 00:32:30,530 --> 00:32:33,490 No... he goes around me 417 00:32:34,730 --> 00:32:37,170 and starts to brake sharply in front of me! 418 00:32:37,250 --> 00:32:39,730 Starts forcing me to slow down on this mountain! 419 00:32:40,770 --> 00:32:42,370 But I'm thinking, "Get fucked!" 420 00:32:42,450 --> 00:32:44,290 and didn't brake. 421 00:32:44,530 --> 00:32:46,810 He understood his mistake, 422 00:32:47,490 --> 00:32:48,590 hit the gas... 423 00:32:48,730 --> 00:32:50,250 and tried to pull away from me! 424 00:32:50,330 --> 00:32:52,330 And I hit the gas too, and sat on his tail. 425 00:32:55,370 --> 00:32:58,850 It always strikes me at such moments... 426 00:32:58,930 --> 00:33:01,210 that he's in a light car, but I'm in this thing. 427 00:33:01,290 --> 00:33:04,170 He weighs 700 kg, I weigh 40 tonnes. 428 00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:06,730 And if I won't be able to slow down, 429 00:33:06,810 --> 00:33:08,970 it'll be his last time joking around! 430 00:33:10,130 --> 00:33:11,410 Well, if an elephant... 431 00:33:12,290 --> 00:33:13,650 goes into the road, 432 00:33:14,690 --> 00:33:16,170 and he comes to meet it... 433 00:33:16,250 --> 00:33:18,850 I don't think he'll throw himself at the elephant, 434 00:33:18,930 --> 00:33:23,210 because if the elephant sits on him then there'll be nothing anyone can do. 435 00:33:23,290 --> 00:33:25,530 Not with a spade, not with pitchforks, nothing. 436 00:33:25,650 --> 00:33:27,490 But why he masses... 437 00:33:28,170 --> 00:33:29,850 with a vehicle like mine... 438 00:33:30,090 --> 00:33:31,190 I can't understand. 439 00:33:32,890 --> 00:33:35,570 And where's his guarantee that he's the man, 440 00:33:36,050 --> 00:33:37,930 while I'm the village idiot, 441 00:33:38,010 --> 00:33:39,929 maybe I'm a psychopath 442 00:33:39,930 --> 00:33:41,690 Maybe I've even been sectioned 443 00:33:41,770 --> 00:33:42,870 maybe I'm certified coocoo, 444 00:33:45,010 --> 00:33:47,090 but I'm driving anyway. 445 00:33:56,690 --> 00:33:57,890 Ah... 446 00:33:58,810 --> 00:34:00,370 the cops have come, 447 00:34:00,450 --> 00:34:03,290 going to strip someone bare. 448 00:35:02,970 --> 00:35:04,690 Stop! 449 00:35:05,330 --> 00:35:07,050 Irbis... 450 00:35:29,410 --> 00:35:31,130 Go eat... 451 00:35:31,290 --> 00:35:33,010 go. 452 00:35:39,730 --> 00:35:43,290 His whole kennel is stained with blood. 453 00:35:45,290 --> 00:35:48,170 Oh, I don't know what to do with him... 454 00:35:49,210 --> 00:35:51,370 poor poor thing. 455 00:35:53,210 --> 00:35:56,610 I'll need to knit him a clean hat. 456 00:36:20,690 --> 00:36:25,490 Lie in the sun warm yourself. 457 00:36:36,650 --> 00:36:39,050 Lie down, lie down. 458 00:37:34,370 --> 00:37:36,650 He couldn't wait for you, just by a little bit. 459 00:37:37,130 --> 00:37:38,650 Yes... 460 00:40:15,370 --> 00:40:20,410 At 2M5 are there really such assholes, asshol..? 461 00:40:20,490 --> 00:40:21,890 Well... you understood. 462 00:40:26,370 --> 00:40:28,890 Just try taking 10 tons on our fucking roads. 463 00:40:28,970 --> 00:40:33,210 Our roads are falling apart, remember the spring road taxes. 464 00:40:33,370 --> 00:40:35,810 They're dickheads, real dickheads! 465 00:40:36,330 --> 00:40:39,570 Look how many cars there are, they're messing up the road... 466 00:40:39,650 --> 00:40:42,050 It's fucked up, just try taking 10 tons along here. 467 00:40:42,130 --> 00:40:45,550 Even a Lada could mess up our road, to hell with it! 468 00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:47,890 In one word they're dickheads and that's it! 469 00:40:48,170 --> 00:40:53,130 Until they sort out where all the money gets to we won't get real roads. 470 00:40:54,690 --> 00:40:57,090 Guys, who knows what's going on up ahead? 471 00:41:01,490 --> 00:41:04,730 The bridge is broken, so it's going slowly. 472 00:41:06,850 --> 00:41:09,210 Guys, everyone who's ahead, where they're fixing the road, 473 00:41:09,250 --> 00:41:11,210 don't let any fucker drive past the traffic jam! 474 00:41:11,250 --> 00:41:13,706 Clever bastards. Nothing's moving, but they're getting through! 475 00:41:13,730 --> 00:41:16,330 We can go at 40, there's no other way. 476 00:41:17,570 --> 00:41:20,090 Yeah, we can go at 40, but for fuck's sake... 477 00:41:20,170 --> 00:41:22,490 we won't have any wheels left afterwards, 478 00:41:22,530 --> 00:41:24,290 they'll never make it over that bridge. 479 00:41:24,570 --> 00:41:27,850 It's really interesting, everyone pays for these roads, right? 480 00:41:28,210 --> 00:41:32,050 These companies, businessmen and so on. That's it, I guess I've paid, fuck it... 481 00:41:32,290 --> 00:41:35,450 No, bitch, they're a mess, pay us again... 482 00:41:36,010 --> 00:41:37,690 I'm fucking shocked. 483 00:41:38,690 --> 00:41:41,570 There were two problems: idiots and roads. 484 00:41:41,890 --> 00:41:44,810 The idiots got smart. There's just one problem left: roads. 485 00:41:44,890 --> 00:41:47,250 Everyone's smart and no one wants to do anything about it. 486 00:41:50,050 --> 00:41:52,450 Guys, you agree don't you? We've paid... 487 00:41:52,530 --> 00:41:56,210 Every year it's the same, they're trying to take taxes even from cyclists. 488 00:41:56,570 --> 00:41:58,810 And they're still taking our fucking money. 489 00:41:58,890 --> 00:42:01,570 I can't understand, they're taking money twice! 490 00:42:01,650 --> 00:42:03,570 It's just not fucking right! 491 00:42:04,450 --> 00:42:07,410 It'll just get to court, this thing, that's how it is right? 492 00:42:07,490 --> 00:42:09,650 Some smart guy there, I don't fucking know. 493 00:42:09,730 --> 00:42:10,890 He'll stop them. 494 00:42:10,970 --> 00:42:13,890 He'll say, "What is this shit, guys?" 495 00:42:14,810 --> 00:42:18,250 But the law's already there! Go ahead, go to court! 496 00:42:18,570 --> 00:42:20,250 And who the fuck is going to win? 497 00:42:26,410 --> 00:42:27,650 Fuck... 498 00:42:28,250 --> 00:42:30,490 This morning I heard on the radio... 499 00:42:30,570 --> 00:42:34,490 that Luzhkov (mayor of Moscow) fucking thought up a fourth road, 500 00:42:34,570 --> 00:42:39,210 some kind of fourth ring-road, to let transport through... 501 00:42:39,290 --> 00:42:43,010 the fourth ring-road will be built... 502 00:42:43,090 --> 00:42:48,330 well, it must cost 400 billion to build it... 503 00:42:48,410 --> 00:42:50,930 fuck it, that's where all the money's gone! 504 00:42:53,130 --> 00:42:56,410 Guys, what's it looking like on the way to Moscow? 505 00:42:59,170 --> 00:43:01,970 On the fucking way out there were some traffic police. 506 00:43:02,850 --> 00:43:04,410 Thanks, got it. 507 00:43:07,890 --> 00:43:11,050 Ah, guys, all that money and we have no fucking idea where it is. 508 00:43:11,130 --> 00:43:14,370 No one has a clue where it goes, for fuck's sake. 509 00:43:14,850 --> 00:43:16,330 Inflation eats it up. 510 00:43:16,410 --> 00:43:20,970 Zhirinovsky said right: you invest money where there's no fucking inflation, 511 00:43:21,050 --> 00:43:24,730 roads, for fuck's sake, schools, stadiums... 512 00:43:25,810 --> 00:43:29,330 Look how national trade exhibition used to be... 513 00:43:29,410 --> 00:43:31,570 fucking hell, that's the centre... 514 00:43:31,650 --> 00:43:34,170 shit, what a fucking amazing picture it was. 515 00:43:34,250 --> 00:43:36,210 But now it's a fucking dump, 516 00:43:36,290 --> 00:43:38,770 it's fucked, they make the trade exhibition out of that. 517 00:43:40,370 --> 00:43:43,090 Why the hell should we be proud? 518 00:43:43,170 --> 00:43:48,410 Turkish underpants, fuck them all, or Chinese children's toys... 519 00:43:50,250 --> 00:43:54,650 It's just fucked up, I'm angry for my country for fuck's sake. 520 00:43:55,450 --> 00:43:58,690 What did we suffer for, what did we fucking struggle for? 521 00:43:59,570 --> 00:44:01,570 They could at least fucking listen to us! 522 00:44:01,650 --> 00:44:04,170 They have their special services. 523 00:44:04,250 --> 00:44:08,370 Even when you're talking on your mobile they can listen in. 524 00:44:09,010 --> 00:44:11,370 We have democracy now, we can say anything! 525 00:44:12,210 --> 00:44:15,410 Well maybe anything, but in a hidden way, fuck it. 526 00:44:16,610 --> 00:44:18,770 I agree, there's no need to get personal. 527 00:44:20,090 --> 00:44:21,930 Yeah, yeah, yeah... 528 00:44:23,130 --> 00:44:26,210 Imagine everyone who died in the war, yeah. 529 00:44:26,290 --> 00:44:31,330 They really died with pure souls, with full hearts, for the best reasons, for happiness... 530 00:44:31,410 --> 00:44:35,810 if they woke up, if we got them up, they'd see.. they'd be so fucking angry. 531 00:44:35,890 --> 00:44:41,450 Yeah, yeah. My late father, when all this started, all this fucking nonsense, Perestrika... 532 00:44:41,530 --> 00:44:47,210 Fuck them all, he said, I won't live to see the end of all they're doing. 533 00:44:47,290 --> 00:44:50,170 Was it for no fucking reason, he says, 534 00:44:50,250 --> 00:44:54,690 that I was in fucking prison camp for 25 years, fucking around there? 535 00:44:54,770 --> 00:44:56,490 What was I doing there fuck your mother? 536 00:44:57,250 --> 00:45:00,330 Where the fuck are you rushing off to, you asshole. 537 00:45:03,690 --> 00:45:05,090 Clever fucker. 538 00:46:05,530 --> 00:46:07,089 I went to get a newspaper... 539 00:46:07,090 --> 00:46:09,330 On Wednesday... I was thinking, 540 00:46:09,410 --> 00:46:12,410 "I'll get Argumenty I fakty and I'll read it, drink some tea". 541 00:46:12,490 --> 00:46:16,530 With the paper under my arm I see that Roma's coming down from the hill. 542 00:46:16,610 --> 00:46:18,770 He says, "Mum, don't be scared, 543 00:46:18,850 --> 00:46:20,890 Dad didn't manage to phone you... 544 00:46:20,970 --> 00:46:22,690 he called me." 545 00:46:23,410 --> 00:46:25,290 I can't ask... 546 00:46:26,410 --> 00:46:31,490 Roma goes on, "Don't be scared, he had some trouble and they took him to hospital... 547 00:46:31,570 --> 00:46:36,490 I guess he's got it pretty bad, looks like he's got a perforated stomach ulcer." 548 00:46:37,930 --> 00:46:39,410 Of course... 549 00:46:41,730 --> 00:46:46,050 he often didn't pay attention to his health. 550 00:46:49,490 --> 00:46:51,450 I told him to make an observation test. 551 00:46:51,530 --> 00:46:54,730 It's always that way until something big happens. 552 00:46:55,770 --> 00:46:59,010 All men are like this in Russia, 553 00:46:59,170 --> 00:47:02,450 they don't really like to look after their health. 554 00:47:03,450 --> 00:47:05,290 Either it's this mentality, 555 00:47:05,370 --> 00:47:09,450 or they get so tied at work that they have no strength to take care of themselves. 556 00:47:11,450 --> 00:47:13,570 It's hard to say. 557 00:47:15,730 --> 00:47:17,409 Well, it's nothing, 558 00:47:17,410 --> 00:47:19,930 we'll get through it. 559 00:47:20,970 --> 00:47:23,130 I think we'll get through it. 560 00:49:10,610 --> 00:49:14,690 Attention! The subscriber you have called is on international roaming 561 00:49:14,770 --> 00:49:18,290 in the territory of the United States, please hold... 562 00:49:18,850 --> 00:49:20,690 - Hello? - Hi! 563 00:49:21,490 --> 00:49:23,850 - Hi. - You're coming home? 564 00:49:23,930 --> 00:49:27,330 - Yes, I'm coming home of course. - How are the batteries? 565 00:49:27,810 --> 00:49:32,810 I've got two, I'm using one now, one's in the boot... 566 00:49:32,890 --> 00:49:34,690 It's charging? 567 00:49:34,770 --> 00:49:37,650 Well, how can it charge? It's charged already! 568 00:49:37,730 --> 00:49:39,570 I'm joking... 569 00:49:40,930 --> 00:49:42,530 Are you far away? 570 00:49:44,810 --> 00:49:45,910 Ah? 571 00:49:47,810 --> 00:49:49,130 Say that again. 572 00:49:51,490 --> 00:49:53,890 Oh, I can't hear you for some reason. 573 00:49:55,770 --> 00:49:58,130 Can't understand a thing, can't understand a thing. 574 00:50:00,490 --> 00:50:04,370 Unfortunately you've lost the connection, try making another call. 575 00:50:24,770 --> 00:50:27,410 I think he won't make any more long trips. 576 00:50:27,490 --> 00:50:30,090 At least as a long-distance trucker. 577 00:50:31,530 --> 00:50:35,010 Maybe just in a light car. 578 00:50:36,210 --> 00:50:41,010 That's it, gone the distance both morally and physically. 579 00:50:41,170 --> 00:50:43,330 He doesn't want to and he can't. 580 00:50:43,410 --> 00:50:45,490 He already hates this job. 581 00:50:54,130 --> 00:50:56,730 You said that you're coming home early today? 582 00:50:56,810 --> 00:50:59,130 Well, you know how it happens... 583 00:50:59,210 --> 00:51:02,850 on Friday a bunch of trips always come up... 584 00:51:03,330 --> 00:51:07,370 You said that by 12 you'd go to the tax office and come home. 585 00:51:07,450 --> 00:51:10,850 - Let's eat something! - I know that it all starts with this! 586 00:51:10,930 --> 00:51:12,210 - Let's eat something... - Let's! 587 00:51:15,930 --> 00:51:17,130 It's not bad! 588 00:51:19,050 --> 00:51:20,210 Try it! 589 00:51:21,450 --> 00:51:22,650 Wonderful! 590 00:51:24,010 --> 00:51:25,170 Ye-e-es! 591 00:51:25,410 --> 00:51:27,450 You know that I only cook nice things! 592 00:51:27,530 --> 00:51:29,090 No, this is wonderful! 593 00:51:30,050 --> 00:51:31,150 Ye-e-es! 594 00:51:32,770 --> 00:51:36,370 But tell me first, who taught you to cook this way? 595 00:51:37,730 --> 00:51:39,610 Who taught me? 596 00:51:42,570 --> 00:51:43,690 I taught you. 597 00:51:43,770 --> 00:51:44,730 You taught me? 598 00:51:44,810 --> 00:51:45,910 Yes. 599 00:51:48,090 --> 00:51:51,210 - I've got a surprise for you! - Go on, tell me. 600 00:51:51,330 --> 00:51:56,290 I propose that given the end 601 00:51:56,370 --> 00:52:01,530 of your career as a long-distance trucker... 602 00:52:01,650 --> 00:52:02,890 So... 603 00:52:03,130 --> 00:52:05,370 I've decided to give you a present. 604 00:52:05,810 --> 00:52:07,450 You're leaving me! 605 00:52:07,530 --> 00:52:11,010 Well now! You wish! 606 00:52:11,090 --> 00:52:14,490 - You're leaving me... - In your dreams... 607 00:52:15,970 --> 00:52:20,210 - I want to give you this map! - Wow... 608 00:52:23,130 --> 00:52:25,010 But I'm not... 609 00:52:26,010 --> 00:52:28,729 I'm not driving any more. 610 00:52:28,730 --> 00:52:33,650 I didn't want you to forget in your old age where you'd been! 611 00:52:34,330 --> 00:52:37,010 But why isn't there any... 612 00:52:37,810 --> 00:52:38,810 Any what? 613 00:52:38,811 --> 00:52:39,970 Afghanistan! 614 00:52:40,770 --> 00:52:43,610 But this isn't a map of the USSR, 615 00:52:43,690 --> 00:52:45,770 when you went there it was part of the USSR. 616 00:52:45,850 --> 00:52:47,209 There's no Tadzhikistan either! 617 00:52:47,210 --> 00:52:50,609 So, what's this, Ukraine! But where is Romania? 618 00:52:50,610 --> 00:52:53,010 It's gone, there's no Moldavia or Romania. 619 00:52:53,090 --> 00:52:54,770 Where are Moldavia and Romania? 620 00:52:54,850 --> 00:52:56,289 Look, they're gone! 621 00:52:56,290 --> 00:52:58,530 And where were the biggest mountains? 622 00:52:58,610 --> 00:52:59,690 Tadzhikistan! 623 00:52:59,691 --> 00:53:02,210 More than 4000 km. 624 00:53:03,210 --> 00:53:06,090 When you're going through the mountains 625 00:53:06,530 --> 00:53:08,810 you go through the clouds... 626 00:53:08,890 --> 00:53:10,250 like a plane. 627 00:53:10,410 --> 00:53:12,330 You climb, you go through the clouds. 628 00:53:12,410 --> 00:53:13,970 Then you drive above them 629 00:53:14,050 --> 00:53:16,289 and already the clouds 630 00:53:16,290 --> 00:53:17,730 are lying beneath you, 631 00:53:17,810 --> 00:53:19,610 like you're in a plane. 632 00:53:19,650 --> 00:53:22,489 And you crawl your way up the mountain, there's snow. 633 00:53:22,490 --> 00:53:24,810 You go over to the other side of the mountain 634 00:53:24,890 --> 00:53:26,930 and there's good weather there... 635 00:53:27,010 --> 00:53:30,330 and from there you can see this green carpet, 636 00:53:30,410 --> 00:53:31,650 it's so beautiful! 637 00:53:31,730 --> 00:53:33,670 And there are flocks of sheep, 638 00:53:33,690 --> 00:53:35,690 just like this, white specks. 639 00:53:37,330 --> 00:53:39,490 I'm always giving you new things, 640 00:53:39,570 --> 00:53:41,530 but what have you got for me? 641 00:53:42,410 --> 00:53:43,770 - For you? - Aha... 642 00:53:44,490 --> 00:53:46,530 Let's buy... 643 00:53:47,570 --> 00:53:49,770 Mmm? A new saucepan? 644 00:53:50,650 --> 00:53:51,750 No, 645 00:53:53,710 --> 00:53:56,770 what's it called... devil take it! 646 00:53:56,850 --> 00:54:00,490 - "The Wedding Ring and the Saucepan"? - No... 647 00:54:01,610 --> 00:54:04,530 - Peeling! - Oh, yes! 46235

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